[{"timestamp":1415888580,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:23:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I've been meaning to ask, if I may, since I noticed when I added you – how are you involved with Conservative Future? A few friends of mine are really into it, & I hadn't pegged you as the sort ^_^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-1"},{"timestamp":1415888700,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:25:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why hadn't you pegged me as the sort?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-2"},{"timestamp":1415888760,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:26:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Anyway, I'm more involved within NI conservatives, although at conference we do meet the mainland members. However, I've been too busy to really get acquainted and start off here.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-3"},{"timestamp":1415888760,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:26:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, it's just mostly a different sort of person :)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-4"},{"timestamp":1415888820,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:27:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha remind me where we met?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-5"},{"timestamp":1415888880,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(If I recall at all correctly; I was rather coked-up by that point)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-6"},{"timestamp":1415888880,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, our Unionist friends xD and you were with Jamison, I think, at James Saunders' party :)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-7"},{"timestamp":1415888940,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:29:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Indeed 😊","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-10","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1415888940,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:29:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"All for good fun 󾍕","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-8"},{"timestamp":1415888940,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:29:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha oh yes, I remember, I was rather obliterated as well 󾆴","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-9"},{"timestamp":1415889060,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:31:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you interested in joining CF","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-11"},{"timestamp":1415889060,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:31:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Indeed ^_^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-12"},{"timestamp":1415889060,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:31:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Indeed 😊","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-13"},{"timestamp":1415889120,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:32:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hypothetically or actually? I'm more High Tory in disposition; I'm not one to get involved, and I'm less Thatcherite than the grassroots, though I'm familiar enough with lots of people in the group :)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-14"},{"timestamp":1415889420,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:37:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I see. Even at that if you know a lot of people in in you may as well join, it's a very social party which throw the best parties!!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-15"},{"timestamp":1415889780,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:43:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'll consider that, but I have enough parties on my hand at the minute - I may have actually to consider cutting down >_<","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-16"},{"timestamp":1415889840,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:44:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Cutting down? Why the hell would you do that?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-17"},{"timestamp":1415889900,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:45:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because there's nothing in this world which can justify the pain of a cumulative comedown ^_^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-18"},{"timestamp":1415889960,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:46:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(or even a cumulative hangover, really)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-19"},{"timestamp":1415890200,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:50:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If you drink enough you won't get hangovers, as for the comedown, there will be something to sort it 󾆴","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-20"},{"timestamp":1415890380,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:53:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With respect, that's the sort of advice that can only ever be given by somebody who never takes it ;P","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-21"},{"timestamp":1415890500,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:55:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha you're being a bore 󾌩","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-22"},{"timestamp":1415890620,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:57:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Spoken by the person who just recommended hair of the dog ;)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-23"},{"timestamp":1415890680,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:58:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No I didn't? I'm saying If drink every day you won't get hangovers 󾌩","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-24"},{"timestamp":1415890740,"iso":"2014-11-13T14:59:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I know – http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dog :3","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-25"},{"timestamp":1415890860,"iso":"2014-11-13T15:01:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-26"},{"timestamp":1415890860,"iso":"2014-11-13T15:01:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I thought hair of the dog was drinking in the morning? Hmm","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-27"},{"timestamp":1415890860,"iso":"2014-11-13T15:01:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It works anyway","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-28"},{"timestamp":1415890860,"iso":"2014-11-13T15:01:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But anyway, let's not belabour the point ^_^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-29"},{"timestamp":1415890920,"iso":"2014-11-13T15:02:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe not for me – I've worked out a hangover cocktail (admittedly inspired by the ones they have at ME hotels) of nux vomica, 5-HTP, lavender oil, and lots of water; you should try that ^.^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-30"},{"timestamp":1415894280,"iso":"2014-11-13T15:58:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha I love the ME Hotel haven't been in so long. Haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-31"},{"timestamp":1415894280,"iso":"2014-11-13T15:58:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe I shall =p what's it called?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-32"},{"timestamp":1415895780,"iso":"2014-11-13T16:23:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, you can get it here: http://www.koibitolove.com/the-hangover-kit/","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-33"},{"timestamp":1419457080,"iso":"2014-12-24T21:38:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm a bit out of it, take anything I say with a pinch of salt xD","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-34"},{"timestamp":1419457140,"iso":"2014-12-24T21:39:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh me too, have been all day haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-35"},{"timestamp":1419457140,"iso":"2014-12-24T21:39:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"󾦆󾦆","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-36"},{"timestamp":1419457200,"iso":"2014-12-24T21:40:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Thank God for tolerant Uber drivers)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-37"},{"timestamp":1419457200,"iso":"2014-12-24T21:40:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"*xD","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-38"},{"timestamp":1419457200,"iso":"2014-12-24T21:40:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I've gone from having too much cava with Alex, to Christmas Eve dinner & lots of coke with friends of mine, & now I have a train journey to look forward to having taken far too much Tramadol — I hope your Christmas is as merry as mine xF","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-39"},{"timestamp":1419457560,"iso":"2014-12-24T21:46:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahha sounds rather fab. I've been drunk by myself and being judged by my parents, now sniff sniff for my sadly :(","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-40"},{"timestamp":1419457620,"iso":"2014-12-24T21:47:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, I'm off to Cambridge to spend Christmas with extended family, I don't have much to look forward to either xD","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-41"},{"timestamp":1419457620,"iso":"2014-12-24T21:47:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look forward to seeing you at that Eoghain Murphy thing; I assume you're coming? 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-42"},{"timestamp":1419865740,"iso":"2014-12-29T15:09:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It was lovely talking to you yesterday evening and I do hope last night wasn't too traumatising; do text me if ever you want to talk :)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-43"},{"timestamp":1419873600,"iso":"2014-12-29T17:20:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha how would it of been traumatising?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-44"},{"timestamp":1419873780,"iso":"2014-12-29T17:23:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You'd have to have a very resilient spirit not to be traumatised by cavorting with our dear host, n'est-ce pas? ^.^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-45"},{"timestamp":1419873960,"iso":"2014-12-29T17:26:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha would you have been traumatised?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-46"},{"timestamp":1419874020,"iso":"2014-12-29T17:27:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'd probably have left shivering and no longer able to speak ^_^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-47"},{"timestamp":1419874080,"iso":"2014-12-29T17:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Though he seems like a lovely person)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-48"},{"timestamp":1419874680,"iso":"2014-12-29T17:38:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you enjoy yourself?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-49"},{"timestamp":1419874680,"iso":"2014-12-29T17:38:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I didn't see much off him last night tbh","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-50"},{"timestamp":1419875220,"iso":"2014-12-29T17:47:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, delightful; I think I saw about as much of him as I'd like to see xD but he's a good host and it was a better party than I'd expected, so yes, I must admit I did – I take it you did too? 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-51"},{"timestamp":1426808220,"iso":"2015-03-19T23:37:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha really? I can't stand leftys","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-52"},{"timestamp":1426808220,"iso":"2015-03-19T23:37:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I haven't seen a good Facebook comments fight in a year or so — thank you xD","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-53"},{"timestamp":1426808460,"iso":"2015-03-19T23:41:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Especially when they don't have decent arguments to back it up >_<","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-54"},{"timestamp":1426808580,"iso":"2015-03-19T23:43:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don't have the effort for him anymore 󾰴","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-55"},{"timestamp":1426808580,"iso":"2015-03-19T23:43:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-56"},{"timestamp":1426808760,"iso":"2015-03-19T23:46:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm going out with Kieran — what do you think about that? ^_^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-57"},{"timestamp":1426808820,"iso":"2015-03-19T23:47:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not much to be honest 󾌴","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-58"},{"timestamp":1426808880,"iso":"2015-03-19T23:48:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, no, Kieran randomly suggested that I ask that xD","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-59"},{"timestamp":1426808940,"iso":"2015-03-19T23:49:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How's your university and all that? 󾌵","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-60"},{"timestamp":1443870360,"iso":"2015-10-03T12:06:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes and you!! Sorry I was a bit of a mess haha!! X","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-61"},{"timestamp":1443960480,"iso":"2015-10-04T13:08:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We all are! X","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-62"},{"timestamp":1451447700,"iso":"2015-12-30T03:55:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lovely party Sam, thank you for having 😊 x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-63"},{"timestamp":1451584980,"iso":"2015-12-31T18:03:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, God, what happened? X","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-64"},{"timestamp":1474360740,"iso":"2016-09-20T09:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey! I was just wondering if you're coming to our party? We're trying to get a sense of numbers so we know how much food / drink to get in. Xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-65"},{"timestamp":1474364100,"iso":"2016-09-20T10:35:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi Sam, hope you are well! I wish I could make, however I'm afraid I won't be in London on Saturday! I live around the corner though, so we should catch up soon! Xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-66"},{"timestamp":1474364640,"iso":"2016-09-20T10:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry to hear -- and absolutely let's catch up soon! Whereabouts are you living now, then? 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-67"},{"timestamp":1477159740,"iso":"2016-10-22T19:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya – Kieran and I are throwing a bit of a Halloween dinner party on Saturday 29th (i.e. a week Saturday) at our new place: Flat 7, 11 Long St., E2. It should be an interesting time. Would be lovely to see you if by any chance you can make it! Xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-68"},{"timestamp":1477230780,"iso":"2016-10-23T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi darling, I would love to join, what time on Saturday? Xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-69"},{"timestamp":1477236000,"iso":"2016-10-23T16:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's starting at six! Looking forward to seeing you again 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-70"},{"timestamp":1477412580,"iso":"2016-10-25T17:23:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi Sam, I'm very sorry, but I've mixed my days up. I've just realised that I had already been invited to see Miss Saigon on Saturday, by the lead herself! So I'm afraid I can't really get out of it 😓. Was looking forward to seeing Kieran and yourself. Perhaps we can catch up some time next week. Hope all is well XX","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-71"},{"timestamp":1477414140,"iso":"2016-10-25T17:49:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh dear -- no worries! Have a splendid night (it certainly sounds as though you will). When are you around over the next week or two? Xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-72"},{"timestamp":1481282760,"iso":"2016-12-09T11:26:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey! Sorry for the rather last-minute invitation. I'd thought our flatmate Chris would have rather you not come amid all the fuss between him and Mikey. I've just gone over the list of invitees with him and it turns out he's not bothered, so I thought I'd send an invitation out on the off chance that you might still be able to make it! Xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-73"},{"timestamp":1481300700,"iso":"2016-12-09T16:25:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, I don't know why there would be a fuss with Chris, I know the story, but only know Mikey as a Friend of Jamison's. I hope to be able to make it later Xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-74"},{"timestamp":1481303400,"iso":"2016-12-09T17:10:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fantastic! (And I hadn't realised there was much of a story at all 😛)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-75"},{"timestamp":1522093020,"iso":"2018-03-26T20:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-76","attachments":["static/photos/fb_2ec7368f02_438154414_10229790991417275_7017636627603787489_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1522093020,"iso":"2018-03-26T20:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did we plan this?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-77"},{"timestamp":1522093020,"iso":"2018-03-26T20:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If so it’s a bit of a late lunch","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-78"},{"timestamp":1522158840,"iso":"2018-03-27T14:54:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahhaha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-79"},{"timestamp":1522158900,"iso":"2018-03-27T14:55:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god. I’m so sorry for that night Sam, I’m so bad when I drink 😰😖","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-80"},{"timestamp":1522174140,"iso":"2018-03-27T19:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, it was really fun","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-81"},{"timestamp":1522174200,"iso":"2018-03-27T19:10:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you can hardly have been any worse than I was ☃️","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-82"},{"timestamp":1523089800,"iso":"2018-04-07T09:30:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hey Sam, Kieran lost his phone last night, he’s staying at mine and will be back shortly after he wakes up xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-83"},{"timestamp":1523090040,"iso":"2018-04-07T09:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hope you had a good time last night by the way! Was great to have you there 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-84"},{"timestamp":1523090040,"iso":"2018-04-07T09:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No prob! I keep telling Kieran to insure his phones, but, well, you can lead a horse to water... 😛","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-85"},{"timestamp":1538068620,"iso":"2018-09-27T18:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We’ll book in a cat sitter too though","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-86"},{"timestamp":1538846640,"iso":"2018-10-06T18:24:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi darling, looking forward to seeing you later. Is it okay if I bring a friend of mine along he’s at rather a loose end? Xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-87"},{"timestamp":1538847300,"iso":"2018-10-06T18:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And looking forward to seeing you too 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-88"},{"timestamp":1538847300,"iso":"2018-10-06T18:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-89"},{"timestamp":1539377280,"iso":"2018-10-12T21:48:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hey are you and Kieran in soho?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-90"},{"timestamp":1539377400,"iso":"2018-10-12T21:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We’re back in Shoreditch now","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-91"},{"timestamp":1539377400,"iso":"2018-10-12T21:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You’re very welcome to join if you want","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-92"},{"timestamp":1539377460,"iso":"2018-10-12T21:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bit of a lucky dip","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-93"},{"timestamp":1539377460,"iso":"2018-10-12T21:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We’re going for drinks with Raz who you’ve met, and a guy called Murray who none of us have met","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-94"},{"timestamp":1539433740,"iso":"2018-10-13T13:29:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I will let you know how my night progresses darling.xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-95"},{"timestamp":1547588640,"iso":"2019-01-15T21:44:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling so sorry to hear about your breakup! Let’s catch up soon!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-96"},{"timestamp":1547588700,"iso":"2019-01-15T21:45:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah let’s definitely do something soon!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-97"},{"timestamp":1547588700,"iso":"2019-01-15T21:45:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw, thanks for messaging - it’s totally cool though :)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-98"},{"timestamp":1547588700,"iso":"2019-01-15T21:45:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean we all can - me and Kieran aren’t blanking each other or anything","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-99"},{"timestamp":1547590200,"iso":"2019-01-15T22:10:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Message expired\nThis message is no longer available.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-100"},{"timestamp":1548490080,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:08:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you still with Kieran?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-101"},{"timestamp":1548490080,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:08:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-102"},{"timestamp":1548490200,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:10:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t have my keys and at some point I need to get in to feed Tigger, even if Kieran’s decided it was unimportant that I could actually get in last night to sleep","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-103"},{"timestamp":1548490260,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:11:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please ask him to message me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-104"},{"timestamp":1548490980,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:23:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Audio call\n1 min","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-105"},{"timestamp":1548491880,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:38:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"08:38","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-106"},{"timestamp":1548491880,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:38:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Missed audio call\n08:38","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-107"},{"timestamp":1548492000,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:40:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Audio call\n8 secs","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-108"},{"timestamp":1548492000,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:40:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Kirean is on his way","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-109"},{"timestamp":1548492000,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:40:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hope you’re well","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-110"},{"timestamp":1548492000,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:40:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-111"},{"timestamp":1548492180,"iso":"2019-01-26T08:43:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Audio call\n2 mins","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-112"},{"timestamp":1566761640,"iso":"2019-08-25T20:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-113","attachments":["static/photos/fb_4e418ef2ac_69419620_365660544355124_7159569762123513856_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1566761640,"iso":"2019-08-25T20:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can’t believe I just missed you in Cannes","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-114"},{"timestamp":1566761700,"iso":"2019-08-25T20:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh no darling, what a shame! How long are you on the Riviera for? x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-115","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1566761700,"iso":"2019-08-25T20:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"While my parents were going around all the clothes shops and I was just sitting around the cafes trying to find something interesting to do","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-116"},{"timestamp":1566765480,"iso":"2019-08-25T21:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I came back to London yesterday","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-117"},{"timestamp":1566765480,"iso":"2019-08-25T21:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Via my dad trying to buy a house in Roquebrune near Monaco","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-118","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1566765480,"iso":"2019-08-25T21:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When are you back in London? Would love to see you at our moving-in party","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-119","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1566765480,"iso":"2019-08-25T21:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🙄","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-120"},{"timestamp":1568115480,"iso":"2019-09-10T12:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-121","attachments":["static/photos/fb_c0b375fc70_72464979_637455240121343_7081692023543037952_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1568115480,"iso":"2019-09-10T12:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"goo.gl","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-122"},{"timestamp":1568115480,"iso":"2019-09-10T12:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya, we’re here: PubLove\n308 Edgware Rd, London W2 1DY\n020 7723 7980\nhttps://goo.gl/maps/CBA9gFGjsdZtjcvn9","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-123"},{"timestamp":1568115480,"iso":"2019-09-10T12:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"PubLove","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-124"},{"timestamp":1568115480,"iso":"2019-09-10T12:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"�just messaging everyone to remind you to RSVP if you're planning to come so I can get a sense of numbers and know how much food etc to get - hope to see you there!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-125"},{"timestamp":1574278020,"iso":"2019-11-20T19:27:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-126","attachments":["static/photos/fb_c0b375fc70_72464979_637455240121343_7081692023543037952_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1574278080,"iso":"2019-11-20T19:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"☹️ this is that Essex girl who gave us both a couple of cigarettes outside that restaurant in Whitehall and then added me on Facebook ^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-127"},{"timestamp":1574278320,"iso":"2019-11-20T19:32:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg the girl who was there for the wedding 😢😢","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-128"},{"timestamp":1574278380,"iso":"2019-11-20T19:33:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know, it’s so sad 😢 I feel like I remember that quite well! She seemed really sweet","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-129"},{"timestamp":1575060000,"iso":"2019-11-29T20:40:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do I hear you’re looking for a flatmate? My ex Louis is looking for a flat 👀","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-130"},{"timestamp":1575203640,"iso":"2019-12-01T12:34:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I am indeed! It’s not quite ready yet, but put him in touch nevertheless! X","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-131"},{"timestamp":1575204000,"iso":"2019-12-01T12:40:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Amazing! What’s your phone number? I’ll put him in touch 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-132"},{"timestamp":1575826680,"iso":"2019-12-08T17:38:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you heading to Morgan’s party this evening","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-133"},{"timestamp":1575826680,"iso":"2019-12-08T17:38:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi darling","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-134"},{"timestamp":1575826980,"iso":"2019-12-08T17:43:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"A bit hungover from James’s last night ... I don’t suppose you have any C? If not, I can get some","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-135"},{"timestamp":1575826980,"iso":"2019-12-08T17:43:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wasn’t actually planning to, but yeah on second thoughts I think I will come along! 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-136"},{"timestamp":1575827100,"iso":"2019-12-08T17:45:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m afraid not, I did the last of it last night!! Do you want to meet for a drink before going? x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-137"},{"timestamp":1575827100,"iso":"2019-12-08T17:45:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll get some more on the way","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-138"},{"timestamp":1575827100,"iso":"2019-12-08T17:45:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah absolutely, what about say 8 somewhere around the Edgware Road? Know anywhere good?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-139"},{"timestamp":1575827280,"iso":"2019-12-08T17:48:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes perfect darling, let me think of somewhere x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-140"},{"timestamp":1575828420,"iso":"2019-12-08T18:07:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My and Kieran’s old dealer isn’t picking up - I haven’t taken any in ages so I don’t know if he’s still active. Any chance you might have a guy who could deliver to Morgan’s? 🙏","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-141"},{"timestamp":1575828480,"iso":"2019-12-08T18:08:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also there’s a pub right by Edgware Road station (the Bakerloo line one, not the one next to Morgan) which might be a cool place for a drink - I’ve been before","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-142"},{"timestamp":1575829500,"iso":"2019-12-08T18:25:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let’s meet there x.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-143"},{"timestamp":1575829500,"iso":"2019-12-08T18:25:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes the same thing has happened to me also! I’ll try get a number!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-144"},{"timestamp":1575829680,"iso":"2019-12-08T18:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries, I’ve just got some!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-145"},{"timestamp":1575829680,"iso":"2019-12-08T18:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"See you there at 8 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-146"},{"timestamp":1575834060,"iso":"2019-12-08T19:41:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey we might be more like twenty past since our guy was a bit late - that ok?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-147"},{"timestamp":1575834660,"iso":"2019-12-08T19:51:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll see you then x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-148"},{"timestamp":1575836220,"iso":"2019-12-08T20:17:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"On my way!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-149"},{"timestamp":1582411918,"iso":"2020-02-22T22:51:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Messages and calls are end-to-end encrypted. No one outside of this chat, not even WhatsApp, can read or listen to them.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1"},{"timestamp":1582411918,"iso":"2020-02-22T22:51:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2"},{"timestamp":1582411918,"iso":"2020-02-22T22:51:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you up to this eve ?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3"},{"timestamp":1582554258,"iso":"2020-02-24T14:24:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, sorry, I totally missed that! What I was doing on Saturday night was shepherding Roman in the general direction of his parents’ house (since he’d taken far too much mephedrone and was having a whale of a time dancing in the street) so maybe a good thing I didn’t get your message that night 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4"},{"timestamp":1582554271,"iso":"2020-02-24T14:24:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But we should do something soon if you’re around!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5"},{"timestamp":1582554278,"iso":"2020-02-24T14:24:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me know when you’re free","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6"},{"timestamp":1584554035,"iso":"2020-03-18T17:53:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sweetie, what you you up to this eve?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7"},{"timestamp":1584554046,"iso":"2020-03-18T17:54:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you about?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8"},{"timestamp":1584577367,"iso":"2020-03-19T00:22:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no - I actually was about and very bored, but I completely missed this! 🙈","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9"},{"timestamp":1584577374,"iso":"2020-03-19T00:22:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We should do something soon whenever you’re around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10"},{"timestamp":1584604532,"iso":"2020-03-19T07:55:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I’m around all the time. No one seems to be in London. It’s so annoying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11"},{"timestamp":1584735331,"iso":"2020-03-20T20:15:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How about doing something next week? You’ll have to promise me you don’t have coronavirus 🐛","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-12"},{"timestamp":1587914193,"iso":"2020-04-26T16:16:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you still in London. I’m here till Tuesday would love to see you it you if you’re about!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-13"},{"timestamp":1587921300,"iso":"2020-04-26T18:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am!! Let’s do something, I’m free ... well, all the time really 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-14"},{"timestamp":1587938797,"iso":"2020-04-26T23:06:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I asked Raz if he’d mind and he said “oh, god, yes, please!” - which I think is an affirmative response haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-15"},{"timestamp":1588438818,"iso":"2020-05-02T18:00:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://twitter.com/s8mb/status/1256627152889556992?s=21\n\nIs this true? This looks horrifying lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-16"},{"timestamp":1588941633,"iso":"2020-05-08T13:40:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"👋 you back in London yet?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-17"},{"timestamp":1588963286,"iso":"2020-05-08T19:41:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darlinggg I’m so sorry for the delayed response! I’m terrible at WhatsApp. I plan to be back in London next week some point, waiting to hear Boris’s speech on Sunday. I would love to to see you as always. How is everything? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-18"},{"timestamp":1588963413,"iso":"2020-05-08T19:43:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-19","attachments":["static/photos/47538eef-dd57-4979-a1b3-ce8b730fe24d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590174124,"iso":"2020-05-22T20:02:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, how are you? I’m back in London this week and would hate to miss you! Are you free anytime this week xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-20"},{"timestamp":1590181072,"iso":"2020-05-22T21:57:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m free all this week xxx name your day!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-21"},{"timestamp":1590181112,"iso":"2020-05-22T21:58:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Tomorrow night? Sunday? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-22"},{"timestamp":1590181151,"iso":"2020-05-22T21:59:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sunday would be easiest! Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-23"},{"timestamp":1590181177,"iso":"2020-05-22T21:59:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way my friend Roman is going through benzo withdrawals - is there any chance you know how he could get some valium or something on the streets?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-24"},{"timestamp":1590181199,"iso":"2020-05-22T21:59:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect I can’t wait darling xx.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-25"},{"timestamp":1590181244,"iso":"2020-05-22T22:00:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me think, I have guy in Bayswater xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-26"},{"timestamp":1590181265,"iso":"2020-05-22T22:01:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Me neither - really looking forward 💖","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-27"},{"timestamp":1590181282,"iso":"2020-05-22T22:01:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please please do because I’m with him now and he’s really freaking out - I’d really appreciate it xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-28"},{"timestamp":1590266459,"iso":"2020-05-23T21:40:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey could you text me urgently about your guy? I’m actually staying with my new kind-of-bf at his house in Notting Hill tonight so it would be an ideal time to collect from Bayswater - and Roman is really really fucked up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-29"},{"timestamp":1590303455,"iso":"2020-05-24T07:57:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So sorry darling I tried to call him other night.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-30"},{"timestamp":1590303457,"iso":"2020-05-24T07:57:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"+44 7495 988211","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-31"},{"timestamp":1590303467,"iso":"2020-05-24T07:57:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s the benzo dealers number xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-32"},{"timestamp":1590326263,"iso":"2020-05-24T14:17:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw, thanks xx I’ll give it to Roman to give him a call!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-33"},{"timestamp":1590327407,"iso":"2020-05-24T14:36:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh dear, Roman says the guy behind that number says it’s a wrong number","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-34"},{"timestamp":1590327414,"iso":"2020-05-24T14:36:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is this someone you haven’t talked to in a while?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-35"},{"timestamp":1590327567,"iso":"2020-05-24T14:39:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s been ages let me someone else!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-36"},{"timestamp":1590327607,"iso":"2020-05-24T14:40:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awww thanks!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-37"},{"timestamp":1590330202,"iso":"2020-05-24T15:23:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw let me know if you’re still up for coming over tonight!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-38"},{"timestamp":1590330212,"iso":"2020-05-24T15:23:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also Roman has found a guy, so you don’t need to worry any more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-39"},{"timestamp":1590330228,"iso":"2020-05-24T15:23:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks so much for doing all this work for someone you don’t even know 💜 massively appreciate it!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-40"},{"timestamp":1590330481,"iso":"2020-05-24T15:28:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not at all darling! Happy to help. I would love to see you tonight, I have my friend staying with me at the moment so I can’t really leave him. Is he okay to tag along I think you’ve met before. If not we can rearrange! Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-41"},{"timestamp":1590336272,"iso":"2020-05-24T17:04:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes of course, bring him along!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-42"},{"timestamp":1590336292,"iso":"2020-05-24T17:04:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Always happy to meet new potential disease vectors 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-43"},{"timestamp":1590336425,"iso":"2020-05-24T17:07:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way i don’t suppose there’s any chance you have a Juul charger?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-44"},{"timestamp":1590336434,"iso":"2020-05-24T17:07:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve left mine at Roman’s but he’s out tonight","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-45"},{"timestamp":1590336443,"iso":"2020-05-24T17:07:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can’t remember if you use a Juul or not 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-46"},{"timestamp":1590336744,"iso":"2020-05-24T17:12:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha i thought you’ve already had it darling? I don’t have a Juul sorry :( what type of charger does it take I have so many here xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-47"},{"timestamp":1590337373,"iso":"2020-05-24T17:22:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What time suits for later darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-48"},{"timestamp":1590337866,"iso":"2020-05-24T17:31:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How about 8? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-49"},{"timestamp":1590337883,"iso":"2020-05-24T17:31:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries at all - it’s an extremely specific weird custom magnetic charger so I’ll need to get a custom one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-50"},{"timestamp":1590341137,"iso":"2020-05-24T18:25:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect darling xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-51"},{"timestamp":1590345349,"iso":"2020-05-24T19:35:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw if you have any kind of vape, would love it if you could bring 💖","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-52"},{"timestamp":1590345543,"iso":"2020-05-24T19:39:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m afraid not darling 😩 I can try pick one up in the way. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-53"},{"timestamp":1590347234,"iso":"2020-05-24T20:07:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Same darling just running a tad late. Be there soon xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-54"},{"timestamp":1590347282,"iso":"2020-05-24T20:08:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries at all! And no worries about the vape, sorry I missed that - raz has picked up some liquid for my backup vape 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-55"},{"timestamp":1590363711,"iso":"2020-05-25T00:41:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-56"},{"timestamp":1590372538,"iso":"2020-05-25T03:08:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-57"},{"timestamp":1590406553,"iso":"2020-05-25T12:35:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-58","attachments":["static/photos/e0c72a43-5547-45c4-9976-f57243de244e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590406718,"iso":"2020-05-25T12:38:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahah oh yes you called your mother I think!! How are you feeling today darling? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-59"},{"timestamp":1590407690,"iso":"2020-05-25T12:54:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not too bad actually! Red bull and a couple of solpadeine has sorted me out 😇","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-60"},{"timestamp":1590407706,"iso":"2020-05-25T12:55:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Still wanna have a sleepover tomorrow night? 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-61"},{"timestamp":1590408038,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:00:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Of course darling, I can’t wait 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-62"},{"timestamp":1590408434,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:07:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-63","attachments":["static/photos/7f713e56-1932-4ed6-b868-63f0064cb78f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590408450,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:07:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll send you a few out of the thousands my dad has sent me haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-64"},{"timestamp":1590408461,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:07:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Me neither 💜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-65"},{"timestamp":1590409200,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok so my dad likes the outdoors, and basically all the photos he's sent me are just of the surrounding land and trees etc, and there are like two bad photos that actually have the house in them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-66"},{"timestamp":1590409204,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:20:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but here ya go","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-67"},{"timestamp":1590409243,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:20:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-68","attachments":["static/photos/899e2504-288b-4c25-aa71-94c6b8784b57.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590409243,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:20:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-69","attachments":["static/photos/1324929f-0d00-4e66-a7fd-861a923cf4f1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590409243,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:20:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-70","attachments":["static/photos/184a3141-16d2-4249-814b-320c90a2a5bb.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590409243,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:20:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-71","attachments":["static/photos/25c42b9e-46d1-4b3c-a96b-fdf561e930b5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590409243,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:20:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-72","attachments":["static/photos/5f38eb91-dd1b-422a-88e2-e51b59572bec.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590409243,"iso":"2020-05-25T13:20:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-73","attachments":["static/photos/7eafdd67-f555-4508-ba4d-3452f27ba57b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590420014,"iso":"2020-05-25T16:20:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey do you have a valium number in the end? This time not for Roman but for me - I haven’t heard from Phil in like 24h, can’t get in touch with his housemate Brooke, and am totally freaked out that he’s ODed or something - I can’t do anything practically so the best thing I can do is sedate myself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-74"},{"timestamp":1590420156,"iso":"2020-05-25T16:22:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Never thought I’d say this but the drugs don’t work ... not the ones I have, at least","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-75"},{"timestamp":1590439418,"iso":"2020-05-25T21:43:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-76","attachments":["static/photos/19c0d9b3-276d-4234-8027-d6fdc8cff7d8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590440390,"iso":"2020-05-25T21:59:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-77","attachments":["static/photos/7d748f0e-0417-41f1-b513-b6c370fe639a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590500037,"iso":"2020-05-26T14:33:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You still up for me coming round tonight? 😇","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-78"},{"timestamp":1590500068,"iso":"2020-05-26T14:34:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darling!! Can’t wait. What time suits? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-79"},{"timestamp":1590500629,"iso":"2020-05-26T14:43:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How about 7 or 8? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-80"},{"timestamp":1590501481,"iso":"2020-05-26T14:58:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"8 is perfect xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-81"},{"timestamp":1590516009,"iso":"2020-05-26T19:00:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perfect, see you soon xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-82"},{"timestamp":1590519893,"iso":"2020-05-26T20:04:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey I’m really sorry, I’m disorganised as always 🙈 Will be more like half past or a tiny bit later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-83"},{"timestamp":1590519903,"iso":"2020-05-26T20:05:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really excited to see you though x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-84"},{"timestamp":1590519930,"iso":"2020-05-26T20:05:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not to worry darling. See you soon xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-85"},{"timestamp":1590578943,"iso":"2020-05-27T12:29:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v36/n06/david-runciman/the-stuntman","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-86"},{"timestamp":1590707166,"iso":"2020-05-29T00:06:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tx for such a nice few days 💜 see you again on Saturday!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-87"},{"timestamp":1590772331,"iso":"2020-05-29T18:12:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-88","attachments":["static/photos/bb3d481a-b887-436d-b3e3-0bc5cec77923.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590772332,"iso":"2020-05-29T18:12:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-89","attachments":["static/photos/3dc7c1bb-f81e-46cd-afda-b013849a571e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1590778102,"iso":"2020-05-29T19:48:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I Love the speech bubble 💬 ahh 😂🤣😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-90"},{"timestamp":1590842677,"iso":"2020-05-30T13:44:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know, the speech bubble absolutely makes it 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-91"},{"timestamp":1590843173,"iso":"2020-05-30T13:52:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://twitter.com/pippacrerar/status/1266656970330832897?s=21","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-92"},{"timestamp":1590859908,"iso":"2020-05-30T18:31:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw are you still up for doing something tonight?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-93"},{"timestamp":1590867021,"iso":"2020-05-30T20:30:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lemme know in like 30 mins or something or I’m gonna do something else 🙏 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-94"},{"timestamp":1590867777,"iso":"2020-05-30T20:42:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-95"},{"timestamp":1590867816,"iso":"2020-05-30T20:43:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling so sorry for the late reply! Can we meet during the week when I’m back, I’m not quite feeling myself tonight for some reason 😕 xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-96"},{"timestamp":1590867973,"iso":"2020-05-30T20:46:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awh, no worries at all! Sure you don’t even want to go / come round for a drink?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-97"},{"timestamp":1590867984,"iso":"2020-05-30T20:46:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Got Roman and potentially Raz + Grindr fuck around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-98"},{"timestamp":1590869488,"iso":"2020-05-30T21:11:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha thank you darling, let me have a lie down and I’ll let you know 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-99"},{"timestamp":1591261636,"iso":"2020-06-04T10:07:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-100","attachments":["static/photos/44ffc139-453a-4775-af7e-2634654e2445.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1591347609,"iso":"2020-06-05T10:00:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you darling! You’re so kind to have ordered it for me. Can’t wait to start reading it 😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-101"},{"timestamp":1591552689,"iso":"2020-06-07T18:58:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll warn you it’s quite ... long-winded ... but if you have enough time with nothing much to do and you can dig into it, he’s an incredible writer 😇 Get ready for lots of sentences like this though: http://ask.metafilter.com/35008/What-is-Prousts-longest-sentence","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-102"},{"timestamp":1591552787,"iso":"2020-06-07T18:59:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(That sentence is basically Proust musing on the gays, who he almost definitely was one of)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-103"},{"timestamp":1592494542,"iso":"2020-06-18T16:35:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You fancy a drink tonight? I’m at a bit of a loose end","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-104"},{"timestamp":1592494546,"iso":"2020-06-18T16:35:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can bring wine 🍷","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-105"},{"timestamp":1592496057,"iso":"2020-06-18T17:00:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh perfect darling. What time suits you? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-106"},{"timestamp":1592496379,"iso":"2020-06-18T17:06:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh thank god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-107"},{"timestamp":1592496390,"iso":"2020-06-18T17:06:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How about 7 or 8? 😇","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-108"},{"timestamp":1592497009,"iso":"2020-06-18T17:16:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"8 it’s great 👍 xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-109"},{"timestamp":1592507213,"iso":"2020-06-18T20:06:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, will be there in 5 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-110"},{"timestamp":1592507230,"iso":"2020-06-18T20:07:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is it alright if Raz pops by for a drink at some point btw? I think he was meaning to at some point!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-111"},{"timestamp":1592507248,"iso":"2020-06-18T20:07:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean at some point tonight ^^ in case that wasn’t clear lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-112"},{"timestamp":1592507278,"iso":"2020-06-18T20:07:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darling perfect x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-113"},{"timestamp":1592507681,"iso":"2020-06-18T20:14:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’m just downstairs - remind me what your number is? 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-114"},{"timestamp":1592507694,"iso":"2020-06-18T20:14:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"2909 xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-115"},{"timestamp":1592514724,"iso":"2020-06-18T22:12:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.reddit.com/r/raisedbynarcissists/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-116"},{"timestamp":1592519515,"iso":"2020-06-18T23:31:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-117","attachments":["static/photos/23770c4e-bc97-41e1-92fc-5517129a72c3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592566453,"iso":"2020-06-19T12:34:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey how about 7 as a time to regroup? :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-118"},{"timestamp":1592566478,"iso":"2020-06-19T12:34:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect darling 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-119"},{"timestamp":1592566524,"iso":"2020-06-19T12:35:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"See ya then!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-120"},{"timestamp":1592588110,"iso":"2020-06-19T18:35:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey sorry, looking more like 7:30-45","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-121"},{"timestamp":1592588122,"iso":"2020-06-19T18:35:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"hope that's ok 💕 sorry I'm such a shambles!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-122"},{"timestamp":1592588408,"iso":"2020-06-19T18:40:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s perfect darling. See you then xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-123"},{"timestamp":1592592873,"iso":"2020-06-19T19:54:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, sorry, I’ll be like 5 more mins - my first Uber turned me away for not wearing a mask 😷 🙈","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-124"},{"timestamp":1592592896,"iso":"2020-06-19T19:54:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I think raz is following in like half an hour or so (you messaged him, right?)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-125"},{"timestamp":1592592916,"iso":"2020-06-19T19:55:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha goodness me.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-126"},{"timestamp":1592592929,"iso":"2020-06-19T19:55:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes that’s right.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-127"},{"timestamp":1592592936,"iso":"2020-06-19T19:55:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"See you soon x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-128"},{"timestamp":1592596753,"iso":"2020-06-19T20:59:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here ya go, the website my dad uses - for inspiration: https://www.themodernhouse.com/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-129"},{"timestamp":1592597722,"iso":"2020-06-19T21:15:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should read the piece on Phil’s parents’ Cap-Ferrat house because it explains Nicki’s process -> https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/nh-article","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-130"},{"timestamp":1592597737,"iso":"2020-06-19T21:15:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can totes see you doing all that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-131"},{"timestamp":1592597760,"iso":"2020-06-19T21:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But also I guess my uncle can give some advice, even though he’s definitely no Nicki Haslam","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-132"},{"timestamp":1592601462,"iso":"2020-06-19T22:17:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-133","attachments":["static/photos/cb8eed47-0eb0-4564-bf0c-e63b1a9a1ad4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592601496,"iso":"2020-06-19T22:18:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m heading home for a drink because I still feel energetic - but I hope you sleep well and I’ll chat to you tomorrow morn xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-134"},{"timestamp":1592642705,"iso":"2020-06-20T09:45:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg I’ve just woke! No recollection how I got to bed. I hope I wasn’t too much of a nuisance 🥺🥺","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-135"},{"timestamp":1592642736,"iso":"2020-06-20T09:45:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha you were a delight","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-136"},{"timestamp":1592642751,"iso":"2020-06-20T09:45:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I gave you a Xanax and you were pretty much gone from that point on 😴","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-137"},{"timestamp":1592642761,"iso":"2020-06-20T09:46:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wanna try again tonight? 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-138"},{"timestamp":1592643226,"iso":"2020-06-20T09:53:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m oh so sorry. Yes please come later. I’ll make sure I’m more alert 😅xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-139"},{"timestamp":1592644129,"iso":"2020-06-20T10:08:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah you have nothing to be sorry for 💖 See you later! I’ll bring wine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-140"},{"timestamp":1592644207,"iso":"2020-06-20T10:10:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"PS I don’t know if you remember any of this, but you said (via my grandmother) that you’d call my uncle to chat about property development :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-141"},{"timestamp":1592644217,"iso":"2020-06-20T10:10:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that you’d call him this morning^*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-142"},{"timestamp":1592647974,"iso":"2020-06-20T11:12:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-143","attachments":["static/photos/77de2ce2-64fc-48c0-b4a0-abd34dd68326.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592658039,"iso":"2020-06-20T14:00:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect darling. 😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-144"},{"timestamp":1592670437,"iso":"2020-06-20T17:27:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey do you fancy coming to Divy’s for one drink before we go back to yours? I’m just having a drink with him - cool if not x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-145"},{"timestamp":1592670581,"iso":"2020-06-20T17:29:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes that sounds good. Where is Divys? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-146"},{"timestamp":1592670595,"iso":"2020-06-20T17:29:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"On Hanover Sq?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-147"},{"timestamp":1592671459,"iso":"2020-06-20T17:44:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hanover Street, next to Hanover Square :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-148"},{"timestamp":1592671470,"iso":"2020-06-20T17:44:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Flat 2, number 17b - I can let you in if you call me 🤙","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-149"},{"timestamp":1592671687,"iso":"2020-06-20T17:48:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect darling. See you soon xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-150"},{"timestamp":1592671784,"iso":"2020-06-20T17:49:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"See ya 👋 xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-151"},{"timestamp":1592672500,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:01:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We’re just rushing to Whole Foods to try to get food, fingers crossed we’ll get back before you get there but if not we’ll rush back 🏃‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-152"},{"timestamp":1592672547,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:02:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh take your time darling. I’m at least 20 mins away. Do you need me to bring anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-153"},{"timestamp":1592674397,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:33:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry I’ve just caught this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-154"},{"timestamp":1592674406,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:33:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Divy has tons of booze and we’re now dashing back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-155"},{"timestamp":1592674420,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:33:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"See you soon - fingers crossed we’ll beat you there xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-156"},{"timestamp":1592674593,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:36:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Divy is doing his best to hurry his very distractible friend along","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-157"},{"timestamp":1592674596,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:36:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s a bit of a battle","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-158"},{"timestamp":1592675168,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:46:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok we’re back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-159"},{"timestamp":1592675215,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:46:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.514233,-0.148936","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-160"},{"timestamp":1592675230,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:47:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We going to The\nWrong sq haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-161"},{"timestamp":1592675279,"iso":"2020-06-20T18:47:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha good, that probably buys us some time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-162"},{"timestamp":1592677144,"iso":"2020-06-20T19:19:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry it’s tamminh me fievevr","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-163"},{"timestamp":1592681661,"iso":"2020-06-20T20:34:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry I’ve just got this - tell me if I’m being too inside-joke-y tonight - I suddenly felt bad at a couple of points that I’ve been chatting about random stuff that doesn’t mean anything to you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-164"},{"timestamp":1592681673,"iso":"2020-06-20T20:34:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Feel free to tell me to shut up 💜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-165"},{"timestamp":1592681858,"iso":"2020-06-20T20:37:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also: feel free to ping me whenever you feel like heading home - I do wanna hang out with just you at some point xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-166"},{"timestamp":1592686984,"iso":"2020-06-20T22:03:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tell me if you wanna go","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-167"},{"timestamp":1592686988,"iso":"2020-06-20T22:03:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Idk how you’re liking it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-168"},{"timestamp":1592686999,"iso":"2020-06-20T22:03:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly feel free to be up front!£","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-169"},{"timestamp":1592687126,"iso":"2020-06-20T22:05:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh honestly fine darling. I really don’t mind xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-170"},{"timestamp":1592688608,"iso":"2020-06-20T22:30:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok let’s go in like 15 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-171"},{"timestamp":1592688618,"iso":"2020-06-20T22:30:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m a tiny bit bored and I wanna chat to you on your own 💖","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-172"},{"timestamp":1592688638,"iso":"2020-06-20T22:30:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not about anything specific, just in general","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-173"},{"timestamp":1592690453,"iso":"2020-06-20T23:00:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-174","attachments":["static/photos/9bed80bd-6216-4cfe-846a-c048b2850e81.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592690472,"iso":"2020-06-20T23:01:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-175","attachments":["static/photos/86958565-7b75-4c77-adac-99193add1acb.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592692028,"iso":"2020-06-20T23:27:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-176","attachments":["static/photos/9672db0b-2096-40e1-90d5-7050c72f7f38.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592704384,"iso":"2020-06-21T02:53:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-177"},{"timestamp":1592755816,"iso":"2020-06-21T17:10:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya, is 7 a good time to aim for? Also do you fancy a stroll around the Barbican? xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-178"},{"timestamp":1592757079,"iso":"2020-06-21T17:31:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes that sounds perfect darling see you then xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-179"},{"timestamp":1592762187,"iso":"2020-06-21T18:56:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya, sorry, I’ve almost left 🙈 Just checking that you’re sure that the business centre or whatever it’s called - just somewhere to set up my laptop and work - is open","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-180"},{"timestamp":1592762457,"iso":"2020-06-21T19:00:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let me just double check","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-181"},{"timestamp":1592762658,"iso":"2020-06-21T19:04:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-182","attachments":["static/photos/41e46eee-0412-4bee-b8fa-1c48008fe819.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592763314,"iso":"2020-06-21T19:15:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, I could work at yours but it might get a bit crowded! Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-183"},{"timestamp":1592763341,"iso":"2020-06-21T19:15:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess we can give it a try and see how it works for both of us - fingers crossed maybe the Barbican cafe will have reopened, that’s a pretty decent place to work remotely!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-184"},{"timestamp":1592763359,"iso":"2020-06-21T19:15:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re more than welcome to darling I can clear some space I’d you like cx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-185"},{"timestamp":1592764068,"iso":"2020-06-21T19:27:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww thanks 💓 We can figure it out as we go, I guess!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-186"},{"timestamp":1592764082,"iso":"2020-06-21T19:28:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either way I’m omw, should be there in 10 x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-187"},{"timestamp":1592764302,"iso":"2020-06-21T19:31:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, you up for drinks at Bethnal this Friday with me and Raz and Divy + co? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-188"},{"timestamp":1592764710,"iso":"2020-06-21T19:38:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect. Yes if love to darling xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-189"},{"timestamp":1592769283,"iso":"2020-06-21T20:54:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycle_of_abuse","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-190"},{"timestamp":1592829389,"iso":"2020-06-22T13:36:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-191","attachments":["static/photos/74aac42b-1562-447d-bc65-1d3b86e55182.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592831587,"iso":"2020-06-22T14:13:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-192"},{"timestamp":1592844949,"iso":"2020-06-22T17:55:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh hey actually if you could grab a couple of onions and a stick of butter, that would be amaze 💓","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-193"},{"timestamp":1592847270,"iso":"2020-06-22T18:34:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey do you happen to have a stick blender?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-194"},{"timestamp":1592847276,"iso":"2020-06-22T18:34:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m considering doing pasta e ceci","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-195"},{"timestamp":1592847292,"iso":"2020-06-22T18:34:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me check","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-196"},{"timestamp":1592847315,"iso":"2020-06-22T18:35:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Afraid not darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-197"},{"timestamp":1592847317,"iso":"2020-06-22T18:35:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-198"},{"timestamp":1592847349,"iso":"2020-06-22T18:35:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries! 💜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-199"},{"timestamp":1592848070,"iso":"2020-06-22T18:47:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-200","attachments":["static/photos/2ccdfa55-997a-48e7-94f7-f3aa14e3d040.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592848078,"iso":"2020-06-22T18:47:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(My old English teacher)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-201"},{"timestamp":1592912307,"iso":"2020-06-23T12:38:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/blenheim-gardens/ love this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-202"},{"timestamp":1592912317,"iso":"2020-06-23T12:38:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/outhouse/ also this is stunning","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-203"},{"timestamp":1592912369,"iso":"2020-06-23T12:39:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/halzephron-house/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-204"},{"timestamp":1592932187,"iso":"2020-06-23T18:09:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fancy going down to Hammersmith to see Roman?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-205"},{"timestamp":1592932191,"iso":"2020-06-23T18:09:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He does seem ok","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-206"},{"timestamp":1592932208,"iso":"2020-06-23T18:10:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Apparently he’s getting back in touch with his old pre-heroin friends","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-207"},{"timestamp":1592932211,"iso":"2020-06-23T18:10:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-208","attachments":["static/photos/47333fc9-59cb-4765-8f10-36bf38fa1a4b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1592932239,"iso":"2020-06-23T18:10:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"apparently I’m meant to know who that is but my pop culture knowledge is dreadful ^","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-209"},{"timestamp":1592932560,"iso":"2020-06-23T18:16:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha ive just hopped off the tube. Daisy Lowe is model isn’t she? Can’t say for sure!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-210"},{"timestamp":1592933871,"iso":"2020-06-23T18:37:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Samuel Robinson-Adams\nMonzo Bank\n04-00-04 16068982\nMONZGB2L\nBroadwalk House, 5 Appold St London EC2A 2AG United Kingdom","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-211"},{"timestamp":1592944192,"iso":"2020-06-23T21:29:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus sorry Roman is on transmit-only","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-212"},{"timestamp":1592946440,"iso":"2020-06-23T22:07:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://shirazsocialist.wordpress.com/2011/12/24/kingsley-amis-on-the-hangover/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-213"},{"timestamp":1592946481,"iso":"2020-06-23T22:08:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://shirazsocialist.wordpress.com/2010/12/27/amis-on-drink-mean-sods-guide/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-214"},{"timestamp":1592947448,"iso":"2020-06-23T22:24:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"http://old.theexonian.com/2011/02/24/exeter-life/senior_spotlight_isaac_lederman","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-215"},{"timestamp":1593000154,"iso":"2020-06-24T13:02:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw if you wanted to ring my grandmother to get the right number, her number is 01223 351684","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-216"},{"timestamp":1593000170,"iso":"2020-06-24T13:02:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She won’t mind at all, she’s super chill and she’s normally around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-217"},{"timestamp":1593000189,"iso":"2020-06-24T13:03:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also we should plan our rescheduled Suffolk weekend for when you’re back from France!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-218"},{"timestamp":1593000245,"iso":"2020-06-24T13:04:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Her name’s Cynthia in case you’re one of those people who likes to have a name!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-219"},{"timestamp":1593021126,"iso":"2020-06-24T18:52:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait it’s your birthday tomorrow isn’t it? Argh I’m so sorry, I said I was bad at remembering to get people presents 🙈 🎂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-220"},{"timestamp":1593039715,"iso":"2020-06-25T00:01:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok so in lieu of a present - wishing a v happy birthday to my favourite wino in the whole world 🎂 Thank you for such a lovely week staying at yours 💜 \n\nI just wanted to say I’ve genuinely loved every minute: the stupid drunk calls with Eimhear, talking about wool in way too much detail with Divy, whatever the fuck it was that we did with Roman... and obviously cuddling in bed too 🙈I love that you see so much good in everyone and everything. I love that you spend your life genuinely sincerely caring about everyone around you, and trying to make their lives better - even people like Kieran who are horrid to you. I love that you tell me I make you a better person when the truth is I’m not half the person you are. The only thing I hate about you is that you can’t see what a genuinely wonderful person you are. I’m absurdly privileged to have you in my life and I love you to pieces 💖 \n\nHope you have the birthday you richly deserve and I can’t wait to see you when you’re back xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-221"},{"timestamp":1593039751,"iso":"2020-06-25T00:02:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I could say so much more, you’re an absolute treasure and I haven’t forgotten I owe you a proper birthday weekend 🥳","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-222"},{"timestamp":1593039791,"iso":"2020-06-25T00:03:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-223","attachments":["static/photos/210a0971-d949-4af5-bf07-d08ca23c0631.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593089861,"iso":"2020-06-25T13:57:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling you’re so kind for giving me your grandmothers number I’ll be sure to give her a ring soon. Thank you. \n\nRe the birthday present don’t be silly. You were so nice to come and stay with me, I had such a nice time. That’s probably the nicest and most touching message I’ve received in a long time and had really cheered me up. You’re such a sweet person thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-224"},{"timestamp":1593089917,"iso":"2020-06-25T13:58:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHAH not quite profile pic material but definitely sums up the weekend 😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-225"},{"timestamp":1593109756,"iso":"2020-06-25T19:29:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww I’m touched 💕","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-226"},{"timestamp":1593109763,"iso":"2020-06-25T19:29:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s a brilliant photo! 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-227"},{"timestamp":1593109813,"iso":"2020-06-25T19:30:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You still around tomorrow for drinks with Divy and co? And do you still want some company at your flat? Because I’m up for staying xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-228"},{"timestamp":1593112380,"iso":"2020-06-25T20:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-229","attachments":["static/photos/db387daa-352c-4189-91fc-c6dbfb6444e2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593168863,"iso":"2020-06-26T11:54:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^^^^","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-230"},{"timestamp":1593170062,"iso":"2020-06-26T12:14:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi darling, I should be able to come today. I would live you to stay as well, but I have an early morning flight to France tomorrow. I somehow forgot :( xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-231"},{"timestamp":1593177829,"iso":"2020-06-26T14:23:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, no worries at all! Is there any chance you could bring the small weekend bag I left, if you can find it? 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-232"},{"timestamp":1593177853,"iso":"2020-06-26T14:24:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There’s also a small chance I might have left my menthol Juul pods which would also be amazing to get back (if I did leave them), since they’re a nightmare to find at shops 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-233"},{"timestamp":1593191591,"iso":"2020-06-26T18:13:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darling of course I can’t seem to see the weekend bag. I’ve seen the July pods, and I think you’ve also left your razor/ I’ll pack it all up. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-234"},{"timestamp":1593191993,"iso":"2020-06-26T18:19:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww thanks! All I wanted from the weekend bag was the razor thing (or actually it was Raz who wanted it, to do his hair 😅) so that’s perfect xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-235"},{"timestamp":1593200771,"iso":"2020-06-26T20:46:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - you still coming this evening?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-236"},{"timestamp":1593203948,"iso":"2020-06-26T21:39:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling I just nodded off. Is it too late to come now? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-237"},{"timestamp":1593204455,"iso":"2020-06-26T21:47:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not at all!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-238"},{"timestamp":1593204462,"iso":"2020-06-26T21:47:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Divy has coke so that might perk you up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-239"},{"timestamp":1593205435,"iso":"2020-06-26T22:03:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey raz asks if you’re coming, since he’s dead set on getting those clippers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-240"},{"timestamp":1593205653,"iso":"2020-06-26T22:07:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect darling I’ll get myself ready now. Should be with you soon xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-241"},{"timestamp":1593208803,"iso":"2020-06-26T23:00:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - Roman asks if you’re bringing pills? Not sure exactly what he means","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-242"},{"timestamp":1593209137,"iso":"2020-06-26T23:05:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-243"},{"timestamp":1593209149,"iso":"2020-06-26T23:05:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What’s the flat number I always forget","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-244"},{"timestamp":1593209196,"iso":"2020-06-26T23:06:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-245","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1593214937,"iso":"2020-06-27T00:42:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus Christ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-246"},{"timestamp":1593214955,"iso":"2020-06-27T00:42:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I swear to god can someone else be the centre of attention for like three seconds","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-247"},{"timestamp":1593214961,"iso":"2020-06-27T00:42:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is driving me mad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-248"},{"timestamp":1593217516,"iso":"2020-06-27T01:25:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry that this has been such a maddening night","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-249"},{"timestamp":1593217529,"iso":"2020-06-27T01:25:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it takes a lot to annoy either of us but this has been a lot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-250"},{"timestamp":1593218091,"iso":"2020-06-27T01:34:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus fucking Christ I’m sorry for that nightmare","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-251"},{"timestamp":1593220472,"iso":"2020-06-27T02:14:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok that’s the end of Roman","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-252"},{"timestamp":1593278027,"iso":"2020-06-27T18:13:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-253","attachments":["static/photos/07d079c3-6c71-49ed-affc-fcd4bf5e44d9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593278054,"iso":"2020-06-27T18:14:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Clearly I’m gonna be known among all my friends as a beater-upper now 🙄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-254"},{"timestamp":1593278060,"iso":"2020-06-27T18:14:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How was your fight? xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-255"},{"timestamp":1593278064,"iso":"2020-06-27T18:14:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Flight* hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-256"},{"timestamp":1593281501,"iso":"2020-06-27T19:11:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-257","attachments":["static/photos/02cad85e-bfa4-4291-89de-6f12abfa71f2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593296271,"iso":"2020-06-27T23:17:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-258","attachments":["static/photos/9902088d-ed50-481d-b70f-0e2bf38718f4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593372149,"iso":"2020-06-28T20:22:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-259","attachments":["static/photos/867d2b65-0a29-4a6c-b403-ac73a11c070c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593372155,"iso":"2020-06-28T20:22:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also text me bitch","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-260"},{"timestamp":1593374566,"iso":"2020-06-28T21:02:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’ll be free in like 20 mins if you fancy calling me at 20 past? Sorry to be such a hassle 💖","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-261"},{"timestamp":1593376324,"iso":"2020-06-28T21:32:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, 5 mins! I’ll call you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-262"},{"timestamp":1593376343,"iso":"2020-06-28T21:32:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry I’m such an omnishambles with timing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-263"},{"timestamp":1593376795,"iso":"2020-06-28T21:39:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Call me back whenever you’re around, I’m here all night xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-264"},{"timestamp":1593377010,"iso":"2020-06-28T21:43:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry phone Died","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-265"},{"timestamp":1593377015,"iso":"2020-06-28T21:43:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Call you I in 29","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-266"},{"timestamp":1593378356,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:05:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-267"},{"timestamp":1593378356,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:05:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-268"},{"timestamp":1593378357,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:05:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-269"},{"timestamp":1593378357,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:05:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-270"},{"timestamp":1593378358,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:05:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-271"},{"timestamp":1593378358,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:05:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-272"},{"timestamp":1593378359,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:05:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-273"},{"timestamp":1593378359,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:05:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-274"},{"timestamp":1593378360,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:06:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-275"},{"timestamp":1593378360,"iso":"2020-06-28T22:06:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-276"},{"timestamp":1593382321,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:12:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve spent like an hour now reading this and talking to Phil about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-277"},{"timestamp":1593382331,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:12:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And my considered opinion is oh my god what an utter shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-278"},{"timestamp":1593382419,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:13:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-279","attachments":["static/photos/c1d2668f-d938-4b27-babf-fb04b7c4594e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593382449,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:14:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I honestly don’t know what is the most enraging part of these messages","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-280"},{"timestamp":1593382549,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:15:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s a close tie between\n\n(a) saying off the bat that he’s realised none of the situation on Friday is his fault in any way\n\n(b) bizarrely implying that I’m going to steal his bloody ring, or alternatively your 4 clonazepam pills from your concierge\n\n(c) ‘almost killed myself’ in a vague attempt to use suicide threats to get sympathy (an old favourite)\n\n(d) trying to guilt you into giving him more drugs to see how far he can push the envelope\n\n(e) whatever the fuck else there is in there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-281"},{"timestamp":1593382559,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:15:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am in complete disbelief at this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-282"},{"timestamp":1593383102,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:25:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry. Didn’t see these messages. He seemed quite desperate to get in touch with houx sorry for doing that darling c","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-283"},{"timestamp":1593383139,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:25:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg I’m just reading the above.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-284"},{"timestamp":1593383146,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:25:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s seriously fucked yo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-285"},{"timestamp":1593383212,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:26:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah that’s fine, but I’ve said my piece and I don’t have anything more to say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-286"},{"timestamp":1593383218,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:26:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To Roman I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-287"},{"timestamp":1593383299,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:28:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just ... I have never and don’t ever want to again deal with someone like this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-288"},{"timestamp":1593383327,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:28:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d like to think I’m normally an ok judge of character but I seriously misjudged in this case and that’s become very clear to me in the last day or two","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-289"},{"timestamp":1593383420,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:30:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I feel so bad because you’ve invested so much into him. You must be feeling awful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-290"},{"timestamp":1593383443,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:30:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean yeah, to be honest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-291"},{"timestamp":1593383476,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:31:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve done a hell of a lot to try to help him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-292"},{"timestamp":1593383570,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:32:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t imagine the scene yesterday it must of been heartbreaking for you. Completely grief struck","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-293"},{"timestamp":1593383579,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:32:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that he responds by\n\n- being a total brat and expecting me to pay for everything in his life, and throwing a tantrum when for once I don’t \n- then trying to turn both you and Phil against me, and saying nothing is his fault at all\n- then cravenly getting you to put him in touch with me to try to apologise to get me back on side (having previously said everything is my fault) when he realises that isn’t going to work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-294"},{"timestamp":1593383589,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:33:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I mean I don’t even know what to make of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-295"},{"timestamp":1593383620,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:33:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, that was honestly less upsetting than all the manoeuvring with you and Phil over the last 48 hrs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-296"},{"timestamp":1593383637,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:33:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not hurt by him being a fuck-up and a bit of a brat - I already knew that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-297"},{"timestamp":1593383686,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:34:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I *am* hurt by all of this trying to lie to my friends to turn them against me and get them on board as new enablers, the second he loses me as an enabler","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-298"},{"timestamp":1593383723,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:35:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean I’m touched that neither you nor Phil is having any of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-299"},{"timestamp":1593383729,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:35:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But Jesus yeah it’s not very nice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-300"},{"timestamp":1593383898,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:38:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I would never believe a word of you beating him up it’s quite comical really. I desperately feel sorry for and hope you can recover ( I don’t see it likely) but maybe he’ll get himself back one day, but it seems not he’s just a ruthless drug addiction who will do what he can, abs Franklin no one needs this. I notices instantly with the string of replies and messages he was sending. I just got BBR doing with it. I’m very sorry that you went so much of his antics all to come to last night. You must be so sad about it all.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-301"},{"timestamp":1593384165,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:42:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m really really horrified and upset and, just, ugh\n\nI was just saying to Phil that the flip side of all my close friends being fantastic people - you and him especially - is that I’m totally unprepared for this kind of stuff and it’s really upsetting and confusing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-302"},{"timestamp":1593384253,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:44:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, you’re free to make your own mind up and I don’t mind at all if you want to be friends with Roman or try to make him better or anything like that, but I’m just glad that in this specific case you weren’t convinced by the lies and, idk, whatever on earth this is that is happening","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-303"},{"timestamp":1593384365,"iso":"2020-06-28T23:46:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m really really glad to have you as a friend, and I’m really horrified by the way Roman has turned out - I knew he was in a bad place but I didn’t know he was capable of being a bad person - I’m gonna get some sleep now I think because I’m exhausted and my brain is failing me - hope you have a really great night and I’m so sorry for all this chaos 😕💜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-304"},{"timestamp":1593387028,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:30:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-305"},{"timestamp":1593387029,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:30:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-306"},{"timestamp":1593387104,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:31:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s using photos from ages ago","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-307"},{"timestamp":1593387139,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:32:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s insane 😢","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-308"},{"timestamp":1593387168,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:32:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s really desperate Sam","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-309"},{"timestamp":1593387169,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:32:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s not a well person","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-310"},{"timestamp":1593388353,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:52:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-311","attachments":["static/photos/665d7573-7615-4756-8181-2e8f7237bb8c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593388458,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:54:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Totally agree","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-312"},{"timestamp":1593388465,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:54:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hard not to let it get to you though","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-313"},{"timestamp":1593388473,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:54:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is utterly nutterly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-314"},{"timestamp":1593388581,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:56:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I so sorry for him. How desperate to not admit his own bad behaviour than to pull a photo ip years ago.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-315"},{"timestamp":1593388587,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:56:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s so sad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-316"},{"timestamp":1593388641,"iso":"2020-06-29T00:57:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s like. Toddler trying to get out of trouble","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-317"},{"timestamp":1593388843,"iso":"2020-06-29T01:00:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I know","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-318"},{"timestamp":1593388848,"iso":"2020-06-29T01:00:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-319"},{"timestamp":1593388854,"iso":"2020-06-29T01:00:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Phil is getting all the same stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-320"},{"timestamp":1593388860,"iso":"2020-06-29T01:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Along with god knows who else","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-321"},{"timestamp":1593388893,"iso":"2020-06-29T01:01:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m gonna take your and Phil’s advice and just treat it as mental illness and let it wash over me 😇","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-322"},{"timestamp":1593388911,"iso":"2020-06-29T01:01:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awww I’m so glad I have you two as friends, I feel a lot better than I would otherwise xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-323"},{"timestamp":1593435976,"iso":"2020-06-29T14:06:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just believe he was showing pictures of bruises of his arm which are literally 3 years old 🤣🤣😂 it we funny if it wasn’t so absurdly insane and unhinged. I hope you’re okay. I’m you must be quite upset by the whole thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-324"},{"timestamp":1593436250,"iso":"2020-06-29T14:10:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly, yeah, I’m pretty peeved by all these unbelievably nasty accusations (especially after I spent 6 months and went to a load of effort and expense to try to help him out of his self-created problems) - but then on the other hand clearly no one believes him and all he’s doing is showing his friends what awful stuff he’s capable of, so 🤷‍♀️ I would be more disturbed and more angry if it weren’t so obviously implausible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-325"},{"timestamp":1593436275,"iso":"2020-06-29T14:11:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, this has all been completely unhinged and validates that I made the right decision IMO","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-326"},{"timestamp":1593437131,"iso":"2020-06-29T14:25:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-327","attachments":["static/photos/94fd8a98-29c2-40b3-99ab-634cbf21b8e5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593453987,"iso":"2020-06-29T19:06:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-328","attachments":["static/photos/adcdd8a3-b8bf-45fb-9f48-1c803ab4865d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593454016,"iso":"2020-06-29T19:06:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(This is the new iOS which randomly shows you old photos)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-329"},{"timestamp":1593541849,"iso":"2020-06-30T19:30:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-330","attachments":["static/photos/d7141539-5f56-446e-b001-c50566be4967.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593541864,"iso":"2020-06-30T19:31:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also how’s le midi? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-331"},{"timestamp":1593800280,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:18:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let’s have a sweepstakes on how long it’ll take","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-150"},{"timestamp":1593800700,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-151","attachments":["static/photos/fb_447e3d0ab3_106742961_741728359896482_6400567345240834137_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593800700,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(at Divy’s - we’re doing face masks)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-152"},{"timestamp":1593800700,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Feel like I’m back in your flat with all these cosmetics lol","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-153"},{"timestamp":1593802140,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:49:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha well quite. I read somewhere she was in intensive care for Covid, not sure if it was accurate. Within 3 months I think.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-154","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1593802140,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:49:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha what face mask is it your doing?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-155"},{"timestamp":1593802200,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-156","attachments":["static/photos/fb_193af354d9_106774641_581937906031250_5002857585478428542_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593802200,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow - she’s definitely gonna mysteriously die of corona...","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-157"},{"timestamp":1593802200,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some Aesop one haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-158"},{"timestamp":1593802320,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:52:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha looking good. Let me know if they work tell Divy I say hello.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-159","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1593802380,"iso":"2020-07-03T19:53:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Have you heard much from Roman.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-160"},{"timestamp":1593818820,"iso":"2020-07-04T00:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-161","attachments":["static/photos/fb_e74e2583e4_107319969_270987207468248_816264969780494703_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1593818820,"iso":"2020-07-04T00:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I haven’t heard anything from Roman since I blocked him on everything, but I understand from Phil that he’s going to be going to ibogaine therapy in Portugal (with Phil paying for flights and Roman’s parents finally stumping up for treatment)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-162"},{"timestamp":1593818820,"iso":"2020-07-04T00:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They worked very nicely actually","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-163"},{"timestamp":1593880860,"iso":"2020-07-04T17:41:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry for the late reply darling I was in the cinema when you messaged. I can’t believe Phil is paying for the flights. Hopefully that will gibes your head some peace for a bit and when he gets back he’ll come and apologise for last week haha.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-164"},{"timestamp":1593880920,"iso":"2020-07-04T17:42:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How is everything with you otherwise sweetie?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-165"},{"timestamp":1593880920,"iso":"2020-07-04T17:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I now have to actually reply promptly don’t I? 😬😉","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-166"},{"timestamp":1593880920,"iso":"2020-07-04T17:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh my god I clicked on your message just as you sent it (meaning to click on another notification)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-167"},{"timestamp":1593880980,"iso":"2020-07-04T17:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can’t wait for you both to get back to London because I think you’d get on brilliantly actually - you’re both super kind people","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-168"},{"timestamp":1593880980,"iso":"2020-07-04T17:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that was really sweet of Phil - I mean, he originally offered to just pay for the whole thing - but that doesn’t surprise me, Phil is really sweet","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-169"},{"timestamp":1593881040,"iso":"2020-07-04T17:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As for Roman, I haven’t *really* thought about it... My original feeling was just that that’s the end of the friendship, forever, but I suppose if he *really* did have a path-to-Damascus moment and genuinely changed, then we could move past it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-170"},{"timestamp":1593881100,"iso":"2020-07-04T17:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Other than that, I’m brutally hungover from drinking with Divy (always a bad idea) last night, but otherwise not too bad 😅 How’s France?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-171","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1593881100,"iso":"2020-07-04T17:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Phil is just entirely 100% sure that that’s what’s going to happen, and I’m not sure I agree with him but I sure as hell hope he’s right 🤞","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-172"},{"timestamp":1593882000,"iso":"2020-07-04T18:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"...although he quickly reverted to being his normal self - I was helping him and Jake pack last night, and he genuinely packed both hazmat visors for both of them because they’re flying commercial on the way back 🙄","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-173"},{"timestamp":1593882000,"iso":"2020-07-04T18:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh fuck sorry that was a lot of messages - we’ve been drinking all day to celebrate the end of lockdown","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-174"},{"timestamp":1593882780,"iso":"2020-07-04T18:13:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling no rules with replying, I’m the worst replier in the world, it’s actually embarrassing 😅","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-175","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1593882960,"iso":"2020-07-04T18:16:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah its a really sad story with Roman, I particularly last Saturday night, we was totally obsessed with the drugs, and I don’t really have much faith he will pack In ( for the moment) But hopefully when he is thinking clearly he’ll realise his behaviour. I can imagine you just want to wipe your hand clean of it, he’s really hard work. Bless him.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-176"},{"timestamp":1593883020,"iso":"2020-07-04T18:17:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha i haven’t drank in a week I’m proud of myself, don’t miss the hangover whatsoever. So good to detox sometimes but leaves a lot to be desired!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-177"},{"timestamp":1593883140,"iso":"2020-07-04T18:19:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The message you sent to Phil is so sweet ❤️❤️","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-178"},{"timestamp":1593883200,"iso":"2020-07-04T18:20:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"...although he quickly reverted to being his normal self - I was helping him and Jake pack last night, and he genuinely packed both hazmat visors for both of them because they’re flying commercial on the way back 🙄...although he quickly reverted to being his normal self - I was helping…","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-179"},{"timestamp":1593883200,"iso":"2020-07-04T18:20:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think you have patience of a saint when it comes to Roman. I certainly couldn’t cope with that behaviour 😂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-180"},{"timestamp":1593883200,"iso":"2020-07-04T18:20:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh poor dear. Do they mean BA 😂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-181"},{"timestamp":1593886920,"iso":"2020-07-04T19:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww thank you - I think I’ve genuinely become a better and happier person since I made a point of hanging out with really kind people and cutting all the nasty or selfish or embittered people out of my life (like Jamison and people like that)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-182"},{"timestamp":1593886920,"iso":"2020-07-04T19:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s statistically the world’s most effective rehab","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-183"},{"timestamp":1593886920,"iso":"2020-07-04T19:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’m so proud of you, that’s awesome 👏 I call it the Roman effect - you meet him once and you never want to take anything again! It’s what stopped Raz from taking heroin ever again","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-184"},{"timestamp":1593886980,"iso":"2020-07-04T19:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I don’t know actually - you and Divy are totally hilarious to me, I can’t imagine spending that much","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-185"},{"timestamp":1593887040,"iso":"2020-07-04T19:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was acc just reading a Reddit thread about what you would consider to be growing up rich (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hl3tni/when_you_were_a_kid_what_was_a_sign_that_a_kid/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and I find it so weird that all the stuff in there would apply to me - except the really US-specific stuff","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-186"},{"timestamp":1593887040,"iso":"2020-07-04T19:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When you were a kid, what was a sign that a kid you knew came from a family that “had money”?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-187"},{"timestamp":1593887040,"iso":"2020-07-04T19:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"www.reddit.com","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-188"},{"timestamp":1594316930,"iso":"2020-07-09T18:48:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oops, not so great news for Divy’s dad: https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/alist/lakshmi-mittals-brother-pramod-bankrupt-billionaire-a4488136.html","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-332"},{"timestamp":1594316966,"iso":"2020-07-09T18:49:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m gonna have to text him to ask what’s up, but this is going to be a v awkward one to broach 💸","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-333"},{"timestamp":1594317083,"iso":"2020-07-09T18:51:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh goodness. I hope hope Divy can steer clear of the bread line. 😅😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-334"},{"timestamp":1594317690,"iso":"2020-07-09T19:01:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll remind him there’s always Universal Credit lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-335"},{"timestamp":1594317711,"iso":"2020-07-09T19:01:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Seriously though, poor Divy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-336"},{"timestamp":1594317734,"iso":"2020-07-09T19:02:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t feel at all bad for his dad, because he’s a total dick, but I feel bad for Divy 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-337"},{"timestamp":1594322134,"iso":"2020-07-09T20:15:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha they rang me asking why I was in France and what was I doing to look for a job. 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-338"},{"timestamp":1594322134,"iso":"2020-07-09T20:15:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure it’s not as bad as it seems","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-339"},{"timestamp":1594322179,"iso":"2020-07-09T20:16:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should have said that you’re trying so hard to look for a job that you went all the way to the south of France! 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-340"},{"timestamp":1594322207,"iso":"2020-07-09T20:16:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah my guess is he’ll sign over a bunch of stuff to someone else so it doesn’t have to be surrendered, then start again fresh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-341"},{"timestamp":1594322242,"iso":"2020-07-09T20:17:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Apparently this happened just before I last saw Divy and he didn’t mention anything, so I’m sure it’s not _that_ bad 🤞","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-342"},{"timestamp":1594322297,"iso":"2020-07-09T20:18:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh my god - all the suffering there is in the world, and here I am hoping that Divy’s dad won’t have lost too many hundreds of millions 🙄 not sure what that says about my values","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-343"},{"timestamp":1594381834,"iso":"2020-07-10T12:50:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha well quite, a towel boy at the beach or something haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-344"},{"timestamp":1594382032,"iso":"2020-07-10T12:53:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahah im sure they’ll be able to keep the heating on over winter 😅 I suppose though it’s harder to lose hundreds of millions than to ever had them in the first place. Remember Elizabeth Holmes, who lost her billions offer night 😢","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-345"},{"timestamp":1594382485,"iso":"2020-07-10T13:01:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ps, I was having an absolute meltdown earlier, and I had that Longchamp bag that we used when we went to Hammersmith to visit Roman, when I opened one of the pockets inside it I found half a Xanax which you left. It was so perfect ❤️❤️😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-346"},{"timestamp":1594505555,"iso":"2020-07-11T23:12:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m pretty sure they’ll be fine! And yeah exactly, it’s much harder to lose it than to never have had it at all (weren’t we chatting about this? the hedonic treadmill -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-347"},{"timestamp":1594505608,"iso":"2020-07-11T23:13:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww 💖 I’d completely forgotten that - that’s such a nice memory! What was the meltdown about? I hope you’re ok xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-348"},{"timestamp":1594505669,"iso":"2020-07-11T23:14:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I was going for drinks with Jamison earlier (I just vaguely said I would a while ago, and he’s just unrelenting in repeatedly asking me when I’m free, until I can’t plausibly keep saying I’m busy all the time)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-349"},{"timestamp":1594505774,"iso":"2020-07-11T23:16:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I honestly don’t know how or why you put up with it - it was just four or five hours of bottomless vitriol about Alex Camm and you (for being friends with Alex) and just everything and everyone - just a very small man very densely packed with a very large amount of hatred and resentment towards the world, and it utterly wore me out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-350"},{"timestamp":1594506099,"iso":"2020-07-11T23:21:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really hope you can come and hang out with me and Raz and Phil and Divy and all the rest of the gang when you’re back... You’re one of the good ones, and it depresses me that you have to put up with crap like that from people like that who really don’t deserve your time xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-351"},{"timestamp":1594511668,"iso":"2020-07-12T00:54:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“...well, if you think of someone like Tim as the archetype of a daddy...” - Raz just now, in the middle of explaining something about daddies (I thought Tim might appreciate that! 😅)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-352"},{"timestamp":1594839654,"iso":"2020-07-15T20:00:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-353","attachments":["static/photos/e76ad929-675a-4176-b047-2b63fdbfe1f3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1594840657,"iso":"2020-07-15T20:17:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-354","attachments":["static/photos/787caf2b-cb6e-448a-a7c3-ef020600074b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1594842248,"iso":"2020-07-15T20:44:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling I miss you so much, as I’m writing I’m on a train away from Cannes and I’ve taken half the Xanax which was left in my bag.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-355"},{"timestamp":1594842329,"iso":"2020-07-15T20:45:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Meltdown was something silly as per usually, me getting into a state over nothing.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-356"},{"timestamp":1594842834,"iso":"2020-07-15T20:53:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so disappointed with reading this, when in reality I shouldn’t be. Jamison is a sad little man who continues to disappoint. Maybe you remember that I had a reference due this week for my Masters. And Low and behold (despite mention of due date) Jamison canceled at the 11th hour without apology. I’m torn between unfriending him on every platform or sending him a snide message. Thankfully I Havnet done either. I’m so sorry you had to listen to him, he’s an obnoxious little man, with absolutely no redeeming features it seems.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-357"},{"timestamp":1594842879,"iso":"2020-07-15T20:54:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Miss you sooo much darling please let me knows when you can talk, or are able to visit me in France. Miss you so much 😛😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-358"},{"timestamp":1594852320,"iso":"2020-07-15T23:32:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww I miss you too 💝 Can’t wait to see you when you’re back!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-359"},{"timestamp":1594852388,"iso":"2020-07-15T23:33:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not surprised at all - let me know if I can help out with a reference, I’m happy to pretend you worked for me at my last company 😉 I honestly *would* unfriend him on every platform, not to provoke a reaction but to get out of this vicious cycle","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-360"},{"timestamp":1594852460,"iso":"2020-07-15T23:34:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This week has been crazy busy with back to back calls (I decided to get a proper job, and the hiring market is so crazy for SW engineers that I’ve just had one interview after another, and I think I’ve got close to finding a place I’d want to work)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-361"},{"timestamp":1594902500,"iso":"2020-07-16T13:28:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-362","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed video call","eventKind":"video-call"},{"timestamp":1595023076,"iso":"2020-07-17T22:57:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-363","attachments":["static/photos/c5a12e71-3ddb-48e8-ae26-eb8a97fa71cd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595023163,"iso":"2020-07-17T22:59:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-364","attachments":["static/photos/61a9d102-8b67-4a9c-8c77-0249a5ba87a7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595023523,"iso":"2020-07-17T23:05:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"❤️❤️❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-365"},{"timestamp":1595023528,"iso":"2020-07-17T23:05:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I love this so much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-366"},{"timestamp":1595023548,"iso":"2020-07-17T23:05:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I will reply properly when I’m home 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-367"},{"timestamp":1595023581,"iso":"2020-07-17T23:06:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"💝 looking forward x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-368"},{"timestamp":1595096196,"iso":"2020-07-18T19:16:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"👋 when are you back from the Midi? My parents want to know when we want to use Glebe (if you’re still up for an extremely belated birthday weekend)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-369"},{"timestamp":1595110607,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:16:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, this may be the heroin talking (just a rare treat) but truthfully I miss the hell out of you... I wish you were here in my bed with me 😰 I really loved staying at yours and having someone to hug, and drink with, and cuddle up next to in bed. Nothing complicated and romantic, just really happy and genuinely (platonically) full of love 💕 I actually remember watching you on the phone to Jamison, just standing there grinning and thinking to myself: haha, he’ll never know what this feels like at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-370"},{"timestamp":1595110625,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:17:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know if that makes any sense at all, it’s possible that it doesn’t lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-371"},{"timestamp":1595110692,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:18:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess what I’m saying is come back to London so that I can have some cuddles haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-372"},{"timestamp":1595110764,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:19:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi sweetie, at the moment I’m not sure when I’m back, I was going to come back this week. But it is all up in the air, I should firm my plans on Monday and let you know.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-373"},{"timestamp":1595110781,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:19:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Boooo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-374"},{"timestamp":1595110789,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:19:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Come back ❣️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-375"},{"timestamp":1595110829,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:20:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Aww this is really sweet. Just exactly what I needed to hear. I can’t wait to come back and we can stay In bed and watch movies 😘😘 misss you too ❤️❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-376"},{"timestamp":1595110864,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:21:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"💜💜💜💜 honestly I miss you very much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-377"},{"timestamp":1595110900,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:21:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think we’re on the same page - right? - in that we don’t want it to be over complicated or romanticised or anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-378"},{"timestamp":1595110910,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:21:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s just genuinely nice to have someone to cuddle and all that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-379"},{"timestamp":1595110920,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I miss that a lot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-380"},{"timestamp":1595110948,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:22:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also there are so many movies that we haven’t watched!! And it’s been ages since we last drunk-called Eimhear","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-381"},{"timestamp":1595110971,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:22:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We’re neglecting our Eimhear duties so much that she even just called _me_ up last week","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-382"},{"timestamp":1595110996,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:23:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don’t take this in a soppy way but I miss you xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-383"},{"timestamp":1595111021,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:23:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also get your plans down from the air and come back soon xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-384"},{"timestamp":1595111306,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:28:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Omg Eimhear should come down to Suffolk for the weekend with us","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-385"},{"timestamp":1595111336,"iso":"2020-07-18T23:28:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As well as little Eimhear Jr or whatever her toddler (is it a toddler??) is called","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-386"},{"timestamp":1595176323,"iso":"2020-07-19T17:32:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Of course sweetie. You’re such a sweet and lovely person which always has me at ease 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-387"},{"timestamp":1595176403,"iso":"2020-07-19T17:33:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha quite, let’s do it as soon as I’m back in London. There have been many funny developments with drunk Eimhear, she’s been out on all\nsorts of adventures. 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-388"},{"timestamp":1595176454,"iso":"2020-07-19T17:34:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahaha I hope she was nice and not rude and obnoxious like she can sometimes be. 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-389"},{"timestamp":1595176617,"iso":"2020-07-19T17:36:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I miss you too. My trip to France hasn’t been amazing. I hope to get back to London ASAP, however when I mention it too time he seems to get annoyed that I’m giving up and going home too soon. Very irritating actually, almost as much as the French.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-390"},{"timestamp":1595190701,"iso":"2020-07-19T21:31:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am, I am 🙇‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-391"},{"timestamp":1595190731,"iso":"2020-07-19T21:32:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s a plan - you can catch me up about France too!\nI have no plans except a few next week (among those, I’m seeing Jamison on Saturday just to get him off my back - although I’m worried he’s scheming to get _onto_ it lol - and I’ve also explicitly made separate plans the same night with another friend who’s going to fake an emergency at the point that I can’t handle any more Jamison 😅)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-392"},{"timestamp":1595190810,"iso":"2020-07-19T21:33:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She was a total sweetheart - I love both of you 💜 Honestly you guys have such a sweet funny relationship","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-393"},{"timestamp":1595190838,"iso":"2020-07-19T21:33:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like Batman and Robin if they were both catastrophic dipsos 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-394"},{"timestamp":1595190971,"iso":"2020-07-19T21:36:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no 😭 Why’s Tim so bothered? That sounds like a completely bizarre attitude to a holiday... Surely it’s meant to be a relaxing detox from London life – not some horrifying ordeal that you have to suffer through for as long as you can, like you’re on some kind of game show challenge!? 🤨😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-395"},{"timestamp":1595191026,"iso":"2020-07-19T21:37:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m gonna book in a joint birthday celebration on Aug 6-9 in Suffolk if you’re around? I’ll invite a few people and you should too xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-396"},{"timestamp":1595195512,"iso":"2020-07-19T22:51:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’ve agreed 6-9 with Divy and Jake - they’ll drive up, and they can fit 3 people in their car besides themselves, so I’ll put you and a couple of others in the car, and I’ll take the train up with any other stragglers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-397"},{"timestamp":1595195545,"iso":"2020-07-19T22:52:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually imma call you in like 5 mins to check if you can make those dates","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-398"},{"timestamp":1595196027,"iso":"2020-07-19T23:00:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’m just gonna assume you can make it on those dates lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-399"},{"timestamp":1595236279,"iso":"2020-07-20T10:11:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-400","attachments":["static/photos/585c9b2f-e476-45d8-a211-aea8ee142e09.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595265413,"iso":"2020-07-20T18:16:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam sweetie sorry for being MIA, I was terribly stressed today. Enroute back to London now thank god.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-401"},{"timestamp":1595265413,"iso":"2020-07-20T18:16:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve blocked him on WhatsApp , so upset with his behaviour. I asked him several times if he would be my reference even up till last week, and at the 11th hour he decides “it we be corrupt for him to do seeing as he’s a anti corruption lawyer” I couldn’t believe he had the gall to use this an excuse. As you said he’s nothing but a black hole of misery. I have no desire to hear from him again.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-402"},{"timestamp":1595265413,"iso":"2020-07-20T18:16:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well quite. Tim’s getting him in such a state about me coming back to London, because I will inevitably get drunk and take pills. He has no faith in my self control ( probably right as well). Game show challenge is right.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-403"},{"timestamp":1595265414,"iso":"2020-07-20T18:16:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Harry is coming to visit me in Cannes on those dates. Although he’s coming from the 1st to the 9th. Which when I think about it is a tad too Long for me to entertain someone on France. There’s only so many days when you can go to the beach clubs before it gets boring. So\nI’ll mention to him about changing his flights to come back for it. Hopefully he doesn’t drag his heals.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-404"},{"timestamp":1595265414,"iso":"2020-07-20T18:16:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect darling. That’s very kind of them.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-405"},{"timestamp":1595265414,"iso":"2020-07-20T18:16:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂❤️❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-406"},{"timestamp":1595333736,"iso":"2020-07-21T13:15:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries - glad you’re coming back 💜 I’m back in London tomorrow and seeing a friend for drinks near you - if you’re around I’d love to wind up at yours (I can bring wine 🍷)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-407"},{"timestamp":1595333808,"iso":"2020-07-21T13:16:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I agree, some people are just so fucked up that they’ll never integrate whatever issues they have, and be kind or good or worth having in your life \n\nYou have to stick to the blocking, though - that’s the hard part... Like Arran’s friend Faith said to me: easy choices, hard life; hard choices, easy life!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-408"},{"timestamp":1595333832,"iso":"2020-07-21T13:17:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As for Tim, at least unlike Jamison Tim actually is a good egg at heart, and I’m sure you guys could go to couples counselling and sort out these slightly fucked up dynamics. He definitely shouldn’t be getting agitated and trying to lock you up because he’s worried about you taking pills. I see where he’s coming from because it’s upsetting to be going out with someone (and I’m not saying you’re like this AFAICT, but I don’t know what you’re like with Tim) who’s out of control on booze or drugs - but this is just not a healthy way to handle it, it’s not going to make you better and it’s very likely to make you unhappier and therefore worse 😬 Honestly therapy is almost always the answer xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-409"},{"timestamp":1595333882,"iso":"2020-07-21T13:18:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I think we can also manage the following weekend if that’s better, but you’ll have to let me know stat, because I’ll need to let Divy and Jake know, and also make sure that my parents know not to make any plans in Suffolk for that weekend","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-410"},{"timestamp":1595437312,"iso":"2020-07-22T18:01:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"¡let me know!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-411"},{"timestamp":1595439065,"iso":"2020-07-22T18:31:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-412","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1595439842,"iso":"2020-07-22T18:44:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - you want me to come around and sort something out?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-413"},{"timestamp":1595440068,"iso":"2020-07-22T18:47:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’m going to swing by, since that’s what I said on the phone and I *think* you and Alex understood me (clearly you’re pretty blotto so idk for sure) - worst case my friend Andy lives nearby so I can always grab a drink with him instead, if you’re ... indisposed 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-414"},{"timestamp":1595440090,"iso":"2020-07-22T18:48:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m gonna bring some Xanax, and I don’t have any uppers but I can help you get some if that’s (really) what you need","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-415"},{"timestamp":1595443327,"iso":"2020-07-22T19:42:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-416","attachments":["static/photos/f3cc921f-7aff-45c3-9be9-aea0ad7ed3ed.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595506957,"iso":"2020-07-23T13:22:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-417","attachments":["static/photos/10f9aa1e-2c30-4032-ac1f-d308ac8114b3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595506969,"iso":"2020-07-23T13:22:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Got a bit of a Discobolus pose going on there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-418"},{"timestamp":1595507109,"iso":"2020-07-23T13:25:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nGoing to go shopping for new wine glasses","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-419"},{"timestamp":1595507122,"iso":"2020-07-23T13:25:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry you had to see that 😅😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-420"},{"timestamp":1595507171,"iso":"2020-07-23T13:26:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really can’t thank you enough for taking care of me last night ❤️❤️❤️❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-421"},{"timestamp":1595507361,"iso":"2020-07-23T13:29:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha good idea 💡","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-422"},{"timestamp":1595507402,"iso":"2020-07-23T13:30:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And no don’t worry at all - I’m sorry I called Jamison (I’m kicking myself for temporarily not remembering that Eimhear would know your mum’s details) and it then spidering out into this huge thing that everyone knew about 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-423"},{"timestamp":1595507434,"iso":"2020-07-23T13:30:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If it had been up to me and Eimhear then we wouldn’t have got anyone else involved, since it wasn’t really necessary","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-424"},{"timestamp":1595507465,"iso":"2020-07-23T13:31:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^^ they wouldn’t have called your mum, they just needed the details so they had a next-of-kin on file","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-425"},{"timestamp":1595515095,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:38:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-426"},{"timestamp":1595515109,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:38:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I might put it on instead do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-427"},{"timestamp":1595515192,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:39:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry about it all, I feel so bad for wasting your evening","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-428"},{"timestamp":1595515221,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:40:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You don’t Happen to know where my bed through is?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-429"},{"timestamp":1595515264,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:41:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-430","attachments":["static/photos/6004bb00-39f8-4248-8507-c06dafbc2209.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595515308,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:41:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve seem to have lost a show as well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-431"},{"timestamp":1595515383,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:43:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think they took the bed throw to the hospital - it’s what they were carrying you in - did they not give it to you?? 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-432"},{"timestamp":1595515407,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:43:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no idea about the shoe I’m afraid - might be worth asking the concierge in case you lost it when you went downstairs (when I was at the shop briefly)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-433"},{"timestamp":1595515442,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:44:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I stole your iPhone charger because I thought I was going to the hospital and would need to charge my phone - in the end I wasn’t allowed to come with you, because of COVID, but I forgot to give it back to the concierge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-434"},{"timestamp":1595515458,"iso":"2020-07-23T15:44:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can drop it off this evening if you’re around - sorry, I know it’s a nightmare to be without one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-435"},{"timestamp":1595517277,"iso":"2020-07-23T16:14:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HahaI thought maybe I threw it off the balcony or something bad. So funny you’ll have to tell me all the details. My recollection is so bad. You’re such an angel to take care of me like that! I’m very touched ❤️❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-436"},{"timestamp":1595526475,"iso":"2020-07-23T18:47:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww - thanks 💜 It was my pleasure haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-437"},{"timestamp":1595526488,"iso":"2020-07-23T18:48:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’m not surprised your recollection is bad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-438"},{"timestamp":1595526506,"iso":"2020-07-23T18:48:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-439","attachments":["static/photos/0d0b6d4d-69e7-423d-8e9c-c7047e097ad8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595526672,"iso":"2020-07-23T18:51:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahaha how did she even get her number","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-440"},{"timestamp":1595528391,"iso":"2020-07-23T19:19:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I gave it to her earlier in the night, since Phil’s good at consoling people, and he’s in Mexico so it wasn’t so late over there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-441"},{"timestamp":1595528457,"iso":"2020-07-23T19:20:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m slightly concerned that she’s exactly Phil’s type, and she’s also a damsel in distress which seems to trigger some avuncular instinct in him 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-442"},{"timestamp":1595528560,"iso":"2020-07-23T19:22:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-443","attachments":["static/photos/e22ebf40-c825-4baa-bcb1-10b514de5571.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595528595,"iso":"2020-07-23T19:23:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What’s the situation with eimhear and her ex-bf? Are they really not together? They seem very close, for exes at least","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-444"},{"timestamp":1595542787,"iso":"2020-07-23T23:19:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-445","attachments":["static/photos/92636290-6edd-40fc-a146-53030912b68e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595584113,"iso":"2020-07-24T10:48:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - did you still want to do something tonight? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-446"},{"timestamp":1595586814,"iso":"2020-07-24T11:33:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg he so does haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-447"},{"timestamp":1595586834,"iso":"2020-07-24T11:33:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I feel so guilty of all of this :(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-448"},{"timestamp":1595586861,"iso":"2020-07-24T11:34:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes Absolutely. What time suits? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-449"},{"timestamp":1595586967,"iso":"2020-07-24T11:36:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah you shouldn’t feel guilty! It’s not that you’ve done anything wrong, it’s just that people are worried I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-450"},{"timestamp":1595587031,"iso":"2020-07-24T11:37:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m also going to stop taking any drugs except occasionally psychedelics I think - I was with a friend last night and he was really distraught and said he was constantly scared that I’ll die (again). I just don’t want anyone to feel that way, so I’m going to change :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-451"},{"timestamp":1595587042,"iso":"2020-07-24T11:37:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So we can be detox buddies 😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-452"},{"timestamp":1595587077,"iso":"2020-07-24T11:37:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How about 5 or 6? We could watch a film if you like?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-453"},{"timestamp":1595589176,"iso":"2020-07-24T12:12:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yess let’s do it together. Let’s get clean. No chemicals ☢️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-454"},{"timestamp":1595589196,"iso":"2020-07-24T12:13:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This sounds perfect, can we make it 7:30 though? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-455"},{"timestamp":1595589202,"iso":"2020-07-24T12:13:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can bring snacks. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-456"},{"timestamp":1595590322,"iso":"2020-07-24T12:32:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Amazing, it’s a plan 💜 And yeah, 7:30 would be fab!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-457"},{"timestamp":1595614633,"iso":"2020-07-24T19:17:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling I’m just running a tad late I shall be there at 7:50 xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-458"},{"timestamp":1595614770,"iso":"2020-07-24T19:19:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure, no rush at all!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-459"},{"timestamp":1595616731,"iso":"2020-07-24T19:52:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh fuck is there any chance you could pick up some Irn Bru? 🙏🙏🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-460"},{"timestamp":1595616739,"iso":"2020-07-24T19:52:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And possibly ice?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-461"},{"timestamp":1595616744,"iso":"2020-07-24T19:52:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Only if you’re not nearby yet x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-462"},{"timestamp":1595616856,"iso":"2020-07-24T19:54:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yess will do xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-463"},{"timestamp":1595617395,"iso":"2020-07-24T20:03:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww thanks 😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-464"},{"timestamp":1595618295,"iso":"2020-07-24T20:18:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just outside,","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-465"},{"timestamp":1595618296,"iso":"2020-07-24T20:18:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s 15","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-466"},{"timestamp":1595618303,"iso":"2020-07-24T20:18:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-467"},{"timestamp":1595633348,"iso":"2020-07-25T00:29:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I’m so sorry I missed these!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-468"},{"timestamp":1595633478,"iso":"2020-07-25T00:31:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I hope you’re ok 💙 I’m going to have a big drinks thing soon with all the nice people (you, Phil, Jake, Arran, Andy, Raz, etc) and I’ll invite you xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-469"},{"timestamp":1595633540,"iso":"2020-07-25T00:32:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m so grateful that I have this wonderful group of close friends who are all really kind and loving people, and I’d love it if you all knew each other too x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-470"},{"timestamp":1595666814,"iso":"2020-07-25T09:46:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so lucky have you. I really don’t know what I’d do without you at this point 😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-471"},{"timestamp":1595667200,"iso":"2020-07-25T09:53:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"💙 I’m really lucky to know you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-472"},{"timestamp":1595667215,"iso":"2020-07-25T09:53:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you’d probably fall over a lot more lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-473"},{"timestamp":1595667314,"iso":"2020-07-25T09:55:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ps did I leave my bag at yours? Shall I come and fetch it our are we meeting later in town for jakes Thing? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-474"},{"timestamp":1595669880,"iso":"2020-07-25T10:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah come and fetch it! We’re definitely meeting for Jake’s thing, and I think you were keen on lunch but that may have just been a drunk thing 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-475"},{"timestamp":1595670003,"iso":"2020-07-25T10:40:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha perfect. Can I come get it around one. As it has trousers in it I need tailored. But I’ll be in town after. 😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-476"},{"timestamp":1595670123,"iso":"2020-07-25T10:42:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure! Of course :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-477"},{"timestamp":1595679308,"iso":"2020-07-25T13:15:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I Nodded off. Are you still at home? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-478"},{"timestamp":1595680888,"iso":"2020-07-25T13:41:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oops, sorry, yup I am!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-479"},{"timestamp":1595680909,"iso":"2020-07-25T13:41:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect. I’ll some now x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-480"},{"timestamp":1595681557,"iso":"2020-07-25T13:52:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awesome, see you soon!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-481"},{"timestamp":1595681600,"iso":"2020-07-25T13:53:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-482","attachments":["static/photos/a4790de4-2014-4f22-8da4-e3a0feddd478.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595681622,"iso":"2020-07-25T13:53:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We should probably let him quarantine for at least the first few hours he’s back haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-483"},{"timestamp":1595681733,"iso":"2020-07-25T13:55:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yes probably sensible lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-484"},{"timestamp":1595688325,"iso":"2020-07-25T15:45:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-485","attachments":["static/photos/4caf4b61-9541-4f86-9034-b805b8772e0f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595688901,"iso":"2020-07-25T15:55:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-486"},{"timestamp":1595700086,"iso":"2020-07-25T19:01:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I'm going to get to Divy's by like half 8 I think - they're starting at 8 so come any time really :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-487"},{"timestamp":1595700164,"iso":"2020-07-25T19:02:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay perfect will do :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-488"},{"timestamp":1595700940,"iso":"2020-07-25T19:15:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"💜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-489"},{"timestamp":1595704596,"iso":"2020-07-25T20:16:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, really sorry, is there any chance you could grab a bottle of Cointreau and I’ll send you the £? I don’t have ID and Divy and Jake have said they’re running low 😬😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-490"},{"timestamp":1595704639,"iso":"2020-07-25T20:17:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes of course. Don’t worry about sending me £ xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-491"},{"timestamp":1595705910,"iso":"2020-07-25T20:38:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh lol sorry I missed that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-492"},{"timestamp":1595705915,"iso":"2020-07-25T20:38:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As you might have guessed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-493"},{"timestamp":1595705923,"iso":"2020-07-25T20:38:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry for the call","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-494"},{"timestamp":1595707301,"iso":"2020-07-25T21:01:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahah no worries! What’s Divys flat\nNumber","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-495"},{"timestamp":1595708755,"iso":"2020-07-25T21:25:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh fuck sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-496"},{"timestamp":1595708758,"iso":"2020-07-25T21:25:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s number 2","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-497"},{"timestamp":1595713026,"iso":"2020-07-25T22:37:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dave: “It’s crap coke”\nDivy: “It’s from a long line of people, it’s good coke!”\nDave: “One of the bags is empty!”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-498"},{"timestamp":1595713083,"iso":"2020-07-25T22:38:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Empty? What??😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-499"},{"timestamp":1595714260,"iso":"2020-07-25T22:57:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Meet us downstairs - Dave is escaping Divy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-500"},{"timestamp":1595721872,"iso":"2020-07-26T01:04:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaarttgh sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-501"},{"timestamp":1595721875,"iso":"2020-07-26T01:04:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-502"},{"timestamp":1595754623,"iso":"2020-07-26T10:10:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-503","attachments":["static/photos/bb94324d-5760-45ab-8fa5-4791203b3ebc.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595754910,"iso":"2020-07-26T10:15:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect this sounds much for much better. I need to read up on psychodynamic it sounds fab","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-504"},{"timestamp":1595755316,"iso":"2020-07-26T10:21:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll let you know when he’s sent some recommendations :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-505"},{"timestamp":1595765191,"iso":"2020-07-26T13:06:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-506","attachments":["static/photos/65e10dfe-fd90-4727-8323-15dff961788f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595769251,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:14:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No preference at all xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-507"},{"timestamp":1595770016,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:26:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you\n so much for\nDoing this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-508"},{"timestamp":1595770141,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:29:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Amazing - I've let him know, I'll keep you posted!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-509"},{"timestamp":1595770150,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:29:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and no problem at all, I'm just being a moderately decent friend lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-510"},{"timestamp":1595770186,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:29:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Raz is right - I'm not being especially kind, you've just got used to a bunch of people who are total dicks :(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-511"},{"timestamp":1595770448,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:34:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Out of interest did you ever read Brideshead Revisited?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-512"},{"timestamp":1595770492,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:34:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"*NOT* just the first two chapters which people like Eoghain Murphy like to read, with all the 1920s Oxford colleges and country houses and all that, thinking it's some kind of happy book -- but seriously all of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-513"},{"timestamp":1595770508,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:35:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I think it would really resonate with you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-514"},{"timestamp":1595771009,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:43:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"❤️❤️❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-515"},{"timestamp":1595771015,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:43:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I completely agree I really need to find a nicer bunch of friends I think. Hopefully with a good therapist I can make it happen.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-516"},{"timestamp":1595771213,"iso":"2020-07-26T14:46:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I never read the book. But I’ve watched the episodes and I loved it. I didn’t know there was a book. I’ll definitely have to get a copy👍🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-517"},{"timestamp":1595787358,"iso":"2020-07-26T19:15:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m really hoping so - just waiting for my dad to reply to my last message x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-518"},{"timestamp":1595787412,"iso":"2020-07-26T19:16:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you watch the whole show? If so, not much point reading the book (other than that it’s one of the most beautifully written books I’ve ever read 😍). But if you _didn’t_ watch the whole show then you should definitely read the book!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-519"},{"timestamp":1595788127,"iso":"2020-07-26T19:28:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-520","attachments":["static/photos/1caf0710-fd72-4480-acf0-8360da370251.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1595789269,"iso":"2020-07-26T19:47:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I may just read it it in any case, and then watch the show. Mentioning it you’ve put me in the mood to watch it this evening haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-521"},{"timestamp":1595789700,"iso":"2020-07-26T19:55:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is so kind. I certainly don’t know suicidal I feel, I know when I’m drunk I say these things ( not that I can remember) I don’t know how serious I would be about it. I would really be willing to try with a therapist which he could suggest. It seems I have a string of bad luck with them 😅 I really appreciate your help with all of this ❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-522"},{"timestamp":1595799914,"iso":"2020-07-26T22:45:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m way too tired to reply properly - I’m nodding off - but my dad’s sorting the therapist thing and I should have an update by tomorrow \n\nI will reply to your messages tomorrow, but for now - I love you and care about you very very much, and I’ll see you when you’re back from Cannes, first to stay at mine and then to go to Suffolk 💜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-523"},{"timestamp":1595807045,"iso":"2020-07-27T00:44:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You too ❤️❤️❤️❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-524"},{"timestamp":1596139991,"iso":"2020-07-30T21:13:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-525","attachments":["static/photos/d1d3f2fe-30b7-46fa-97a4-59bcf57e6781.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1596140014,"iso":"2020-07-30T21:13:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol sorry that preview clips off the comment I circled","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-526"},{"timestamp":1596191287,"iso":"2020-07-31T11:28:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahah too funny, and very true!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-527"},{"timestamp":1596191343,"iso":"2020-07-31T11:29:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you sweetie? Have you firmed the dates for Suffolk? I was going to book my Eurostar some time this week.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-528"},{"timestamp":1596197459,"iso":"2020-07-31T13:10:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They’re totally firmed - 13-16 Aug :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-529"},{"timestamp":1596197474,"iso":"2020-07-31T13:11:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect. I’ll get them booked xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-530"},{"timestamp":1596197480,"iso":"2020-07-31T13:11:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How’s France? Everything’s pretty well over here (busy though!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-531"},{"timestamp":1596197485,"iso":"2020-07-31T13:11:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"💖","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-532"},{"timestamp":1596211540,"iso":"2020-07-31T17:05:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"France is lovely. I’ll be in Paris for a month, as I’m literally not learning anything in the south, and if I stay down here much more I’ll be as wrinkled as a prune. I started Swanns way properly today on the beach, couldn’t put it down was so good. ❤️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-533"},{"timestamp":1596300200,"iso":"2020-08-01T17:43:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw I’m really glad you’re enjoying France this time! Where are you staying in Paris? I really recommend L’Hotel for drinks (very expensive but I assume that’s not an issue for you), anywhere on the Ile St-Louis for dinner, and the back of Montmartre for an evening stroll (Rue Lepic is a beautiful way down at sunset) - actually I have a million more tips if you need any! Le Procope for a grande café style dinner is a good one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-534"},{"timestamp":1596300254,"iso":"2020-08-01T17:44:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’m so glad you read Swann’s Way - it’s one of the few books that’s so incredible and insightful and life-changing that it feels like the person who wrote it had to be slightly more than human (the only others that come to mind are the Idiot, the Little Prince, and the Great Gatsby) 🤯 I guarantee you’ll start recognising parallels to the characters in your own life! I think you’re a Saint-Loup (though I think he comes into the story slightly after Swann’s Way) or maybe the narrator? Both of you are definitely Prince Myshkin out of the Idiot too. In terms of Proust - Jamison is definitely a Mme Verdurin, Eoghain a Baron de Charlus (without the actual blue blood), I’m a Swann (not a fully good thing), etc...","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-535"},{"timestamp":1596300277,"iso":"2020-08-01T17:44:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol clearly one of my faults is that I understand all my life by analogy to fiction 😰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-536"},{"timestamp":1596300317,"iso":"2020-08-01T17:45:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way my dad found a therapist for you - I would really really recommend you give her a try, since he knows a lot of people, he knows what he’s talking about and he thought pretty hard about who would be a good fit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-537"},{"timestamp":1596300346,"iso":"2020-08-01T17:45:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-538","attachments":["static/photos/4e3b5499-4afd-401c-bddb-311fe2d4feea.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1596300400,"iso":"2020-08-01T17:46:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m also in a bit of a weird place - got a slightly sour taste in my mouth about the way Phil is acting with a girl he’s seeing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-539"},{"timestamp":1596300412,"iso":"2020-08-01T17:46:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-540","attachments":["static/photos/7e03cd81-1a5a-4b1b-b4a0-0da3db95726b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1596300482,"iso":"2020-08-01T17:48:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s quite depressing and confusing, because I thought of him as one of the kindest people I knew, but this strikes me as hugely selfish and cruel (in a way I think the most revealing thing is the choice of the word ‘unhealthy’ - which makes it clear that all he’s worried about is whether it’s good for _him_)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-541"},{"timestamp":1596300522,"iso":"2020-08-01T17:48:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Totally knocked me for six, because it’s so unlike everything I’ve known of him up till now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-542"},{"timestamp":1596542587,"iso":"2020-08-04T13:03:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh thank you I’ve been looking for recommendations, I keep going to the same places every time I come, Cafe Marly, Buddah Bar and Cos, like\nall the other tourists! How is it that you know Paris so well? I’ll need to meet some people who are keen to try them out with me. Be sure to let me know if you have any free time when you’re going to your aunts place in the French Country side.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-543"},{"timestamp":1596542589,"iso":"2020-08-04T13:03:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For some reason I find Swanns way very relaxing to read he was a lovely style of writing, and for some reason I had imagined that it would be much more philosophical. haha I’ll look out for those and let you know. I’ve not heard of the idiot, I’ll have to loo for it when I’m back in London and I always thought the Petit Prince was a children’s book 🤔.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-544"},{"timestamp":1596542590,"iso":"2020-08-04T13:03:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you so much, I really appreciate aire this. It’s much more reassuring having a therapist recommended rather than ringing a therpay directory and booking appointments with a few in the beginning only in a few weeks to pact it in all together. I’ll definitely send her a message!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-545"},{"timestamp":1596542591,"iso":"2020-08-04T13:03:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmm I wonder what way he means that, as In for instant gratification and just using her for sex? Have you since found anymore? Maybe it’s not as sinister as it sounds?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-546"},{"timestamp":1596928418,"iso":"2020-08-09T00:13:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know actually - I just went a bunch as a teenager and throughout university, and I guess I figured out the places to get a good drink 😅 If you’re around in France then, you should join us on the Ile de Re!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-547"},{"timestamp":1596928551,"iso":"2020-08-09T00:15:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw I’m really glad you like À la recherche - you’re definitely in the right place to be reading it 🙂 The Little Prince is a kids’ book but I always thought it was one of those kids’ books that’s still really profound even for adults!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-548"},{"timestamp":1596928573,"iso":"2020-08-09T00:16:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And let me know how it goes with the therapist, I hope she’s good and I’m sure she will be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-549"},{"timestamp":1596928636,"iso":"2020-08-09T00:17:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve spoken to Phil - a lot - about all that, and about his motivations, and I’m 90% convinced he’s not being selfish about it... I’m certainly sure that he has really strong feelings for her, and I know people can act irrationally when they’re in that state (from long experience... 🙃)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-550"},{"timestamp":1596928658,"iso":"2020-08-09T00:17:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way are you still coming to Suffolk this coming weekend? I can’t remember when you’re getting back from France","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-551"},{"timestamp":1596969085,"iso":"2020-08-09T11:31:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi darling, hope all is well. Yes I’m going to be staying in France till at least the end of September, it’s working wonders for my detox I’ve hardly had any drink or pills since I’ve left London!\n\nI’ve booked a couple of Eurostar’s to get back and forth, but this all hangs in the balance with quarantine. I’m hopefully coming back on Thursday afternoon to catch up with you in Suffolk. Im still yet to plan it.I’ll probably take a train from London and then a taxi after that. Is your house far from the station?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-552"},{"timestamp":1596969117,"iso":"2020-08-09T11:31:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also if you would like anything brought Paris let me know xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-553"},{"timestamp":1597011605,"iso":"2020-08-09T23:20:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh congrats on the detox! I’m really glad about that 🙂 Pretty much the same here (with some help from Phil in ‘prescribing’ a short course of Lyrica to get rid of my various drug tolerances - the great thing about Lyrica being that it’s so horrid that I stopped taking it as soon as poss)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-554"},{"timestamp":1597011679,"iso":"2020-08-09T23:21:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I hope you can make it - it should be lots of fun 💜 Divy’s taking his car so we could pick you up from King’s Cross, but if that doesn’t work for any reason (I can’t see why) then we’re like a 10-min drive from the nearest station and could definitely pick you up!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-555"},{"timestamp":1597011751,"iso":"2020-08-09T23:22:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nothing for me but I recommend going to Astier de Villatte if you fancy any trinkets (their incense is really really good too) - you won’t regret it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-556"},{"timestamp":1597077539,"iso":"2020-08-10T17:38:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhh darling I’m so proud of you congrats. Are you keeping off it all for a while, or will you be retoxing soon?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-557"},{"timestamp":1597077654,"iso":"2020-08-10T17:40:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh okay perfect, my Eurostar gets in at 7, which a realise is a bit annoying as I have some errands to run, so I’m going to try change it for an earlier train. x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-558"},{"timestamp":1597077697,"iso":"2020-08-10T17:41:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh thank you, I’ll send some stuff to Tim he’s Constantly complaining about the food in nyc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-559"},{"timestamp":1597179815,"iso":"2020-08-11T22:03:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww thanks 💜 I’m planning to keep off it for a while at least, so I can reevaluate afterwards and decide if I want to make that part of my routine again 😇","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-560"},{"timestamp":1597179857,"iso":"2020-08-11T22:04:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"7 is great - I’ve let Divy & Jake know, but if you find an earlier train then that’s even better!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-561"},{"timestamp":1597222745,"iso":"2020-08-12T09:59:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Scratch that, Jake forgot about his sister’s birthday on Thursday night, so we’re actually leaving on Friday morning, since it’s easier to drive with them on Friday than take the train on Thursday (you’re welcome to stay here Thurs night if you’re bored!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-562"},{"timestamp":1597225187,"iso":"2020-08-12T10:39:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhh this works so much better, no rushing about! Yes I’d love too. See you tomorrow xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-563"},{"timestamp":1597341980,"iso":"2020-08-13T19:06:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - sorry, I keep not getting WhatsApp notifications! Are you still coming over this eve? :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-564"},{"timestamp":1597342066,"iso":"2020-08-13T19:07:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darling just heading to the gym\nnow. What time suits you? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-565"},{"timestamp":1597342512,"iso":"2020-08-13T19:15:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Any time really! No rush though 🙂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-566"},{"timestamp":1597347517,"iso":"2020-08-13T20:38:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect. I’m\nRunning a tad behind. Does 10 suit? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-567"},{"timestamp":1597347616,"iso":"2020-08-13T20:40:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Totally fine! :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-568"},{"timestamp":1597353017,"iso":"2020-08-13T22:10:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry on my way now. Got held up!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-569"},{"timestamp":1597353024,"iso":"2020-08-13T22:10:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.519459,-0.088594","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-570"},{"timestamp":1597353860,"iso":"2020-08-13T22:24:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-571"},{"timestamp":1597353882,"iso":"2020-08-13T22:24:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw you might need to grab something to drink if you want anything, since we’re almost out 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-572"},{"timestamp":1597353889,"iso":"2020-08-13T22:24:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can wire you some £","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-573"},{"timestamp":1597354398,"iso":"2020-08-13T22:33:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha cool, what’s your flat number again?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-574"},{"timestamp":1597355727,"iso":"2020-08-13T22:55:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g187323-d8587094-Reviews-Kunsthaus_Dahlem-Berlin.html","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-575"},{"timestamp":1597362841,"iso":"2020-08-14T00:54:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"http://www.the-site.org.uk/author/adam-phillips/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-576"},{"timestamp":1597393466,"iso":"2020-08-14T09:24:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-577","attachments":["static/photos/5a667e9d-82f9-42c1-9c9a-bc3b2dcf5b07.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1597405909,"iso":"2020-08-14T12:51:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no darling 😰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-578"},{"timestamp":1597409032,"iso":"2020-08-14T13:43:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh don’t worry, it’s not that a big a deal - it was only a week’s holiday anyway, and was my aunt’s house so it’s not like we paid anything really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-579"},{"timestamp":1597409051,"iso":"2020-08-14T13:44:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I think we’re planning to head off around 3-4pm if that’s cool with you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-580"},{"timestamp":1597409652,"iso":"2020-08-14T13:54:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes that’s perfect darling see you soon x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-581"},{"timestamp":1597411546,"iso":"2020-08-14T14:25:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you still planning to come here first? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-582"},{"timestamp":1597411747,"iso":"2020-08-14T14:29:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that’s still the plan, if that’s cool with you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-583"},{"timestamp":1597411774,"iso":"2020-08-14T14:29:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just hurriedly packing my bags while also struggling to have a web chat conversation with a DHL ‘support agent’ 😭","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-584"},{"timestamp":1597412055,"iso":"2020-08-14T14:34:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes perfect darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-585"},{"timestamp":1597412061,"iso":"2020-08-14T14:34:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-586"},{"timestamp":1597415487,"iso":"2020-08-14T15:31:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’m still waiting for Jake to let me know when they’re actually heading off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-587"},{"timestamp":1597415494,"iso":"2020-08-14T15:31:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will let you know as soon as I know!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-588"},{"timestamp":1597415960,"iso":"2020-08-14T15:39:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay darling xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-589"},{"timestamp":1600113840,"iso":"2020-09-14T21:04:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂 that’s too much. I’m happy someone else did the same thing","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-189"},{"timestamp":1600113900,"iso":"2020-09-14T21:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also a great film - you should watch it if you’re ever looking for something to watch!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-190","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1600113900,"iso":"2020-09-14T21:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah it was a great parallel 😂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-191"},{"timestamp":1600201320,"iso":"2020-09-15T21:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also would you consider helping out with the interior design for Phil’s new(-ish) house in Notting Hill? He’s struggling with the design and I thought it might be a good thing for your (future) portfolio if you still wanted to get into it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-192"},{"timestamp":1600201320,"iso":"2020-09-15T21:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also you still should call my property developer uncle for advice!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-193","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1600201320,"iso":"2020-09-15T21:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"get into design / property development I mean ^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-194"},{"timestamp":1600266960,"iso":"2020-09-16T15:36:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh I would love to do that. I started with my MSc yesterday. So I will call him soon when I know what I can ask. But please put me in touch with Phil. If it sounds like a lot of fun xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-195"},{"timestamp":1600454040,"iso":"2020-09-18T19:34:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling,I’m really sorry for the late notice. But I don’t think I’ll be able to make it this evening. I’ve had a really bad day, and not quite myself. So I wouldn’t be any fun if we did meet. When are you next free, I would love to see you. And thank you so much again for reminding me with your uncle, and trying to get involved in Phil’s renovation. Apologies again for being flakey.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-196"},{"timestamp":1600468200,"iso":"2020-09-18T23:30:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww, no worries at all! I was pretty tired too! I’m free all next week, so let me know when you’re around ❤️ I’ll follow up with Phil because I’m sure he’d be happy with some interior design (at least, he seemed very happy with the idea on Tuesday 😅)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-197"},{"timestamp":1600526880,"iso":"2020-09-19T15:48:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does Wednesday evening? Xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-198"},{"timestamp":1600603980,"iso":"2020-09-20T13:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, the Roman strategy 😉","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-199"},{"timestamp":1600604040,"iso":"2020-09-20T13:14:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also sorry I missed this - yeah Wednesday evening works great!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-200"},{"timestamp":1600604040,"iso":"2020-09-20T13:14:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool see you then darling 😘","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-201","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1600874220,"iso":"2020-09-23T16:17:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling what time suits you this eve? And shall we find a spot on Shoreditch to meet? X","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-202"},{"timestamp":1600878240,"iso":"2020-09-23T17:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How about 8ish? And maybe the Boundary Project (the Conran place on Redchurch St)? they have a pretty nice rooftop bar","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-203"},{"timestamp":1600879560,"iso":"2020-09-23T17:46:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Great. I’ll see you then x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-204"},{"timestamp":1600887120,"iso":"2020-09-23T19:52:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling I’ve arrived early. What do you want to drink?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-205"},{"timestamp":1600887240,"iso":"2020-09-23T19:54:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - I’m quite in the mood for a martini, but that’s probably going to get warm if you order it now, so maybe best to hold off 😅","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-206"},{"timestamp":1600887780,"iso":"2020-09-23T20:03:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve got a table under my name.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-207"},{"timestamp":1600887780,"iso":"2020-09-23T20:03:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh don’t worry at all. X","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-208"},{"timestamp":1600887780,"iso":"2020-09-23T20:03:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’ve just got in an Uber, should be 5 mins or so! Completely lost track of time chatting to raz","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-209"},{"timestamp":1600888380,"iso":"2020-09-23T20:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"just got here - sorry I’m so late!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-210"},{"timestamp":1600905540,"iso":"2020-09-24T00:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Forgot to send you that DFW talk: https://youtu.be/8CrOL-ydFMI You should watch it, he’s so spot on here!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-211"},{"timestamp":1600905540,"iso":"2020-09-24T00:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This Is Water - Full version-David Foster Wallace Commencement Speech","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-212","recovery":"embedded-child"},{"timestamp":1600905540,"iso":"2020-09-24T00:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"youtu.be","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-213","recovery":"embedded-child"},{"timestamp":1601151420,"iso":"2020-09-26T21:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"including some of your friends haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-214"},{"timestamp":1601895912,"iso":"2020-10-05T12:05:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, what are you’re plans this week? Is there any day which you’re in, and I can arrange for a carpenter, to come and retrieve the ring. Also darling do you have where I can get Mdaf from? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-590"},{"timestamp":1601937963,"iso":"2020-10-05T23:46:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m around every day this week - we’re both working from home now because of the new semi-lockdown! The only bad day is tomorrow, since Mohammed’s coming in the morning","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-591"},{"timestamp":1601937986,"iso":"2020-10-05T23:46:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Oh sorry - Mohammed being our new cleaner, if I haven’t mentioned him before ^)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-592"},{"timestamp":1601938051,"iso":"2020-10-05T23:47:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah, I know a few modafinil sources - there’s one place that’s on the clear net which you could use yourself (but it’s somewhat more expensive and the pills feel weaker than advertised), and then there are also some dark net places but I’d probably have to do that for you, especially since the newer places only support Monero which is a nightmare to acquire","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-593"},{"timestamp":1601938084,"iso":"2020-10-05T23:48:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d still recommend the dark net though - I actually need to order some more anyway, so I could just order you some, if you let me know how much you need (for context, I’d say 200mg is probably enough for a day of work)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-594"},{"timestamp":1601975155,"iso":"2020-10-06T10:05:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect, I always much nicer working from home I think anyway. I’ll try find someone to come and you can let me know if it suits.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-595"},{"timestamp":1601975228,"iso":"2020-10-06T10:07:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you darling. I think 48x 200mg will get me through the year. Let me know how much xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-596"},{"timestamp":1608589680,"iso":"2020-12-21T22:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ thought you’d appreciate the tale of my grandmother’s trip to Newcastle 😂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-215"},{"timestamp":1608810780,"iso":"2020-12-24T11:53:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"hahhahaha I love it. I must take a trip to New Castle at some point haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-216"},{"timestamp":1612479120,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:52:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jeeesus","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-217"},{"timestamp":1612479120,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:52:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Roman just sent me these:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-218"},{"timestamp":1612479180,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:53:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"OMG","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-219"},{"timestamp":1612479180,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:53:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s such transformation","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-220"},{"timestamp":1612479180,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:53:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well done Roman.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-221"},{"timestamp":1612479180,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:53:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-222","attachments":["static/photos/fb_7936709a93_146470348_416671846282695_4430690823313506453_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1612479180,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:53:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-223","attachments":["static/photos/fb_3629446b89_146611028_168035968185051_1460568309872495955_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1612479180,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:53:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Looks like a totally different person now...","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-224"},{"timestamp":1612479240,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:54:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Absolutely insane","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-225"},{"timestamp":1612479240,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:54:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m ALMOST attracted to him, except for the fact that I know it’s Roman 😂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-226"},{"timestamp":1612479240,"iso":"2021-02-04T22:54:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I know!! Insane","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-227"},{"timestamp":1612479660,"iso":"2021-02-04T23:01:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Has he been clean this entire time? I’m impressed! Is he in that place in Ibiza?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-228"},{"timestamp":1612479900,"iso":"2021-02-04T23:05:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m very impressed honestly! Although the challenge will be keeping it up once he gets back to London","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-229"},{"timestamp":1612479900,"iso":"2021-02-04T23:05:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, he has! And no he’s in a beach house he’s renting with his family in Mexico","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-230"},{"timestamp":1612553280,"iso":"2021-02-05T19:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You messaged Damien about your story","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-231","recovery":"embedded-child"},{"timestamp":1612553280,"iso":"2021-02-05T19:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You messaged Damien about your story\nHaha, thanks for the reacts - you’ve had enough Eton mess for a lifetime I think 🍓","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-232"},{"timestamp":1613931360,"iso":"2021-02-21T18:16:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam sweetie as i managed to collect all my post as I dashing from the flat today and just opened a lovely cook book, which I assume is from you. Crook to cook, snoop dog 😂. Thank you so much, I can’t wait to try a few recipes out when I get to Ireland x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-233"},{"timestamp":1619363940,"iso":"2021-04-25T16:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-234","attachments":["static/photos/fb_7e8854ab24_177696965_299670721763040_5702722575233684674_n.jpg","static/photos/fb_841bc07c57_177877531_879698282878338_8690964731185022665_n.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1619363940,"iso":"2021-04-25T16:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Darling I’m\nJust outside, what’s your flat number again?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-235"},{"timestamp":1619363940,"iso":"2021-04-25T16:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I got back yesterday. Afraid I’m\nNot about tonight. But pretty free next week x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-236"},{"timestamp":1619363940,"iso":"2021-04-25T16:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, this lunatic Facebook friend of yours has added me 😳😳","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-237"},{"timestamp":1619363940,"iso":"2021-04-25T16:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sam\nDarling, I think I left my keys at your flat last night. You haven’t seen them have you?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-238"},{"timestamp":1619364060,"iso":"2021-04-25T16:21:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahhahaha 😂😂😂😂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-239"},{"timestamp":1619364060,"iso":"2021-04-25T16:21:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have know clue who that Is!\nIs he chatting to you?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-240"},{"timestamp":1619870820,"iso":"2021-05-01T13:07:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hii darling how are you?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-241"},{"timestamp":1619870820,"iso":"2021-05-01T13:07:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m finally back in London this week, are you free to hang out?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-242"},{"timestamp":1619890680,"iso":"2021-05-01T18:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey! I’m not bad! When are you back exactly? Because we’re free tonight if you fancied coming over for a drink 🍷","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-243"},{"timestamp":1620498420,"iso":"2021-05-08T19:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you around tonight for a drink? Raz seems very keen to see you (and I am too ofc)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-244"},{"timestamp":1620504180,"iso":"2021-05-08T21:03:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So nice to hear from you darling, I’m just waking up from a nap, I could pop over in the next 30 mins, if that’s not too late x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-245"},{"timestamp":1622233680,"iso":"2021-05-28T21:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry I missed this! It’s 21","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-246"},{"timestamp":1622288160,"iso":"2021-05-29T12:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, let me check 👀","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-247"},{"timestamp":1622288220,"iso":"2021-05-29T12:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah it seems like you have! 😬 I don’t know what the best way to sort this out is... How did you get into your flat!?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-248"},{"timestamp":1622289060,"iso":"2021-05-29T12:51:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I always leave it open. Are you home I can quickly pop over and get them","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-249"},{"timestamp":1622289060,"iso":"2021-05-29T12:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah of course! Come whenever 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-250"},{"timestamp":1622295120,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:32:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you know when you’re coming? If it’s in the next few hours, I’ll leave your keys with the doormen downstairs (just because Raz and I are going out to laugh at the anti-vax protestors at Trafalgar Sq)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-251"},{"timestamp":1622295360,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:36:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry darling I was just waiting my wash to finish. I’ll pop over now :)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-252"},{"timestamp":1622295420,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But you *may* have to follow someone into the flat","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-253"},{"timestamp":1622295420,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But you *may* have to follow someone into the flat, or buzz a random flat and explain (or say you’re delivering something or whatever) 😬","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-254"},{"timestamp":1622295420,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It may be easier to do it in a few hours’ time if it’s no harder for you? But if it’s easier for you to come now, I’ll leave them with the door guy","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-255"},{"timestamp":1622295420,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Since I’m literally about to leave","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-256"},{"timestamp":1622295600,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:40:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Actually in the next few hours would be much better","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-257"},{"timestamp":1622295900,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But head over whenever :)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-258"},{"timestamp":1622295900,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But head over whenever 🙂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-259"},{"timestamp":1622295900,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll figure out a way and let you know!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-260"},{"timestamp":1622296380,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve left them here:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-261"},{"timestamp":1622296380,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Pinned Location","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-262"},{"timestamp":1622296380,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shell Recharge, Claredale Street, London, E2 6DQ, United Kingdom","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-263"},{"timestamp":1622296440,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:54:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On the west side of the building, within the gates of the entrance to where the bins are, on the wall, in a carton of eggs 😂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-264"},{"timestamp":1622296500,"iso":"2021-05-29T14:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s not visible from the street but it’s visible if you go just within the gates (not actually into the building, just off the street, no keys required) of the bin entrance - halfway down the west-facing side of the building","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-265"},{"timestamp":1622298300,"iso":"2021-05-29T15:25:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"hahaha brilliant","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-266"},{"timestamp":1622298300,"iso":"2021-05-29T15:25:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll come get g them now 😜","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-267","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1622299200,"iso":"2021-05-29T15:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha cool, let me know if you have any trouble!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-268"},{"timestamp":1622301120,"iso":"2021-05-29T16:12:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is it in here darling","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-269"},{"timestamp":1622301180,"iso":"2021-05-29T16:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At the location I sent","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-270"},{"timestamp":1622301180,"iso":"2021-05-29T16:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No I don’t even know where that is 😅 It’s on the western facing side of our building, about half way down","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-271"},{"timestamp":1622301180,"iso":"2021-05-29T16:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh darling I’m totally lost and I’m beginning to look very odd. I’ll come back in a few hours. Do you know what time you’ll be back?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-272","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1622301180,"iso":"2021-05-29T16:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Once you’ve gone through the gate, it’s in a carton of eggs on the wall to your left","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-273"},{"timestamp":1622301180,"iso":"2021-05-29T16:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There’s a gate and then a door to go into the bin room - it’s past the gate, but not through the door (so still outside but within a tiny gated area)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-274"},{"timestamp":1622307900,"iso":"2021-05-29T18:05:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling if you’re not too busy why don’t you and Raz pop over and we have drinks on the balcony. If not I can get the keys when I’m back in London x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-275"},{"timestamp":1622307900,"iso":"2021-05-29T18:05:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhh god, I’m sorry I missed your messages 🙁 I’m back in 20 mins and I’ll retrieve them then and keep them safe! I really really need to do some work tonight but if you can live without them for a bit, we could come over tomorrow, or else we can sort out an Uber to drop them off at yours (should barely cost a fiver)?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-276","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1622308020,"iso":"2021-05-29T18:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh god, I’m sorry I missed your messages :( I’m back in 20 mins and I’ll retrieve them then and keep them safe! I really really need to do some work tonight but if you can live without them for a bit, we could come over tomorrow, or else we can sort out an Uber to drop them off at yours (should barely cost a fiver)?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-277"},{"timestamp":1622308380,"iso":"2021-05-29T18:13:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling I’ve never known someone to work so hard. Not to worry, I leave tomorrow around noon. I’ll leave the modafinal in an envelope at the front desk, you can collect it when you’re leaving the keys of at some point. No rush. I’ll be away for. 6 weeks x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-278"},{"timestamp":1622308500,"iso":"2021-05-29T18:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I’m trying to get this startup off the ground before we run out of money, so I’ve got a lot of deadlines 😬 Thanks so much for the modafinil! If you’re sure you don’t need the keys, I can drop them off when I pick that up, at some point before you’re back x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-279"},{"timestamp":1622308560,"iso":"2021-05-29T18:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But that’d at least sort out the keys problem","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-280"},{"timestamp":1622308560,"iso":"2021-05-29T18:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I could let Raz know you’re free tonight in case he’s free, and in case you guys fancied having a drink? But then I guess you did last night, so I don’t know 🤷‍♀️","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-281"},{"timestamp":1622308560,"iso":"2021-05-29T18:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yes do let him know x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-282","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1630237110,"iso":"2021-08-29T12:38:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, I don’t suppose you have a Modafinil dealer in London? Or did you buy it off the interwebz? I could do with some for my work rn 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-597"},{"timestamp":1630237797,"iso":"2021-08-29T12:49:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I bought them online. 360 pills at the time and have about 300 left so you can take some.I’m still in Mykonos at the moment. But the door to my flat is open, and there’s some on my desk if you’re desperate.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-598"},{"timestamp":1630322321,"iso":"2021-08-30T12:18:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh really? I’ll leave you some cash - how much did you spend on them? Seriously, please be honest, I do have the money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-599"},{"timestamp":1630322363,"iso":"2021-08-30T12:19:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Also, sorry for the late reply - my WhatsApp notifications are really buggy for some reason)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-600"},{"timestamp":1630322486,"iso":"2021-08-30T12:21:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really can’t remember. They were quite cheap. Just get me a drink the next Time you see m. I’m back in London, now but I’m just heading out for lunch so Ill leave them downstairs with the concierge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-601"},{"timestamp":1630322584,"iso":"2021-08-30T12:23:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks very much! You don’t need to leave too many - just a few so I can tide myself over until my online order arrives would be amazing! And let me know when you’re around - drinks on me, whenever you fancy over the next couple of weeks :) (I can bring Raz along too, if you and he are up for it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-602"},{"timestamp":1630325457,"iso":"2021-08-30T13:10:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks so much! I’ve picked them up, and left you a couple of books (and I also owe you a round, just let me know when you’re around)\n\nAlso, FYI, I’ve been experimenting with polyphasic sleep recently (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biphasic_and_polyphasic_sleep). I go to sleep when I finish work at 5 or 6pm, and sleep till maybe 10-11pm, then I’m awake for a few hours and go back to sleep at 1-2am. I actually feel way more energetic, and there’s apparently lots of scientific evidence that monophasic sleep is unnatural for pretty much all animals, including humans, and it’s detrimental for us to force ourselves into that pattern with the aid of caffeine etc. Seriously it’s worth trying out polyphasic sleep!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-603"},{"timestamp":1632861281,"iso":"2021-09-28T21:34:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, Im surprised I missed this message. Thank you so much for the book, i'm just about to start the idiot. I vaguely remember reading the Great Gatsby in school, however I think i may have just read the cliff notes for it. I will be definitely try out the sleep pattern It would be great to try anything, my sleeping pattern is really not the best at the moment anyway.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-604"},{"timestamp":1632861548,"iso":"2021-09-28T21:39:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"On a separate note i really must apologise for Saturday night, in that i couldn't so much as give you a hug hello, although Raz was quite adamant that we would be leaving immediately if Jamison was there, I think he gets quite upset and triggered by him, not unlike most people haha. And also sorry to hear that living together has not been the easiest of late, I think a lot of flatmates have found it difficult with the lockdowns and working from him etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-605"},{"timestamp":1632861590,"iso":"2021-09-28T21:39:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In any case im fully back in London now, with no plans to go anywhere so it would be lovely to see you soon for a proper catch up. 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-606"},{"timestamp":1632942193,"iso":"2021-09-29T20:03:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, I’m really glad you’re reading it! It does peter out by the second half, though the ending is interesting if you have the perseverance - but the first half is such a beautiful tableau that everyone should read it 💕","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-607"},{"timestamp":1632942307,"iso":"2021-09-29T20:05:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, don’t worry at all! I’m certainly not Jamison’s greatest fan - as he certainly knows himself - but he’s been very persistent in seeing me (which apparently is the trick to get me out of my post-COVID lethargy 😁) and I figure we at least share a distrust of his/your friend Alex (sorry - I’ll bracket it there!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-608"},{"timestamp":1632942512,"iso":"2021-09-29T20:08:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, I’m willing to give anyone a chance, and he’s been surprisingly tolerable the last couple of times I’ve seen him\n\nAs for Raz, well, yes… I respect his opinions, but I also respect my own opinions, and I think that’s become surprisingly an issue, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-609"},{"timestamp":1632942544,"iso":"2021-09-29T20:09:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah, it would be lovely to do something soon! When are you around? Let’s say no Jamison and no Raz, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-610"},{"timestamp":1633434341,"iso":"2021-10-05T12:45:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darling, I would love this, I've missed you terribly. Are you free any time this week? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-611"},{"timestamp":1633507344,"iso":"2021-10-06T09:02:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, honestly this week is a bit busy with work etc (plus seeing Jamison! excited to hear how that goes down with Raz! god … but he’s got a good mephedrone dealer at least, haha). Is there any chance you could do early next week? Literally even Monday or Tuesday … or, hell, Sunday?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-612"},{"timestamp":1633517295,"iso":"2021-10-06T11:48:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha oh gosh, there will be fireworks there. Yes he is handy for that. Do you mean this Sunday coming for the following. If the latter, Monday would be ideal xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-613"},{"timestamp":1633801889,"iso":"2021-10-09T18:51:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, quite - well, honestly I cba with the immaturity any more, so if there are fireworks then there are fireworks… but anyway, more importantly, yeah I meant this Sunday, but Monday would also work nicely if by any chance you’re still around? :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-614"},{"timestamp":1633802122,"iso":"2021-10-09T18:55:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh tomorrow would be awesome, I have to go to Ireland for a funeral on Monday now. So that Sunday would work perfectly. What time suits? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-615"},{"timestamp":1633802208,"iso":"2021-10-09T18:56:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let’s do it then! Looking forward :) Maybe 7 or 8?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-616"},{"timestamp":1633802287,"iso":"2021-10-09T18:58:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"8 works perfectly. Shall we meet somewhere in shoreditch? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-617"},{"timestamp":1633802376,"iso":"2021-10-09T18:59:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sounds good to me! It’s a date 🤝😌 Lemme know if you have any preferences for places!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-618"},{"timestamp":1633875400,"iso":"2021-10-10T15:16:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya, I’m really really sorry about this, but is there any chance we could do tomorrow instead? I ended up - against my better judgement - staying up all night and doing mephedrone, and I’ve been trying to press through but I’m just horribly worse for wear. I’m so sorry, I feel really bad, I hate being a flake, and especially for such a stupid and selfish reason. I’d have said earlier but I was hoping I could soldier on – which I think I can’t, and anyway I’d be basically mute and tired and terrible company 😬 I know I really shouldn’t have asked to meet tonight given I should have known last night was going/likely to turn out that way… I’d love to do it tomorrow or otherwise as soon as possible 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-619"},{"timestamp":1633875688,"iso":"2021-10-10T15:21:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m sorry for all the words, I just feel terrible (in both senses) and I tend to write lots when I feel guilty… I really care about you as a friend and I want to catch up, but I fucked up by going so heavy last night\n\nIf you wanted me to, I could text you later if I feel better, but if so then please don’t turn down any other plans, because it would be fairly unlikely I should think :\\\n\nAgain: I’m really sorry, this is my mistake, I’m really sad not to be able to see you tonight and I’d really like to do it either tomorrow or as soon as you can, if you’re still willing 🙏 🙁","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-620"},{"timestamp":1633881653,"iso":"2021-10-10T17:00:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sweetie don’t feel bad at all. I’m just out at the moment so can’t reply fully, however tomorrow would work perfectly.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-621"},{"timestamp":1634508776,"iso":"2021-10-17T23:12:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-622","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1636160170,"iso":"2021-11-06T00:56:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-623","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1636160398,"iso":"2021-11-06T00:59:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-624","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1636324332,"iso":"2021-11-07T22:32:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, I’m sorry, I totally missed these calls","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-625"},{"timestamp":1636324362,"iso":"2021-11-07T22:32:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve been so preoccupied with William, which turned out to be ….. utter insanity, I’ll explain to you when I next see you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-626"},{"timestamp":1636324456,"iso":"2021-11-07T22:34:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not missed in the sense of didn’t respond, but in the sense of didn’t even receive them or see I had a missed call - my WhatsApp settings must be too locked down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-627"},{"timestamp":1636324487,"iso":"2021-11-07T22:34:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway - if you’re still moving into that place, I’m very much up for joining","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-628"},{"timestamp":1636376023,"iso":"2021-11-08T12:53:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh perfect darling. I’ll send you over the video of the apartment if it’s too your liking. How much were you able to pay?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-629"},{"timestamp":1636376166,"iso":"2021-11-08T12:56:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think £350 a month is fine with me. Are you still moving in on 30 Nov? And are you renting your flat out to Raz? I don’t want to leave him out in the cold (though beyond that, I’m not hugely fussed)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-630"},{"timestamp":1636376244,"iso":"2021-11-08T12:57:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"350 a month or a week? Yes on the 30th. I think that’s the plan I haven’t quite worked it out that far ahead x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-631"},{"timestamp":1636376268,"iso":"2021-11-08T12:57:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, a week, I mean!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-632"},{"timestamp":1636376276,"iso":"2021-11-08T12:57:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And cool, that sounds good 😌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-633"},{"timestamp":1636391603,"iso":"2021-11-08T17:13:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw have you signed a contract yet?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-634"},{"timestamp":1636393001,"iso":"2021-11-08T17:36:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah I just got it all sorted today 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-635"},{"timestamp":1636393061,"iso":"2021-11-08T17:37:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nice!! Looking forward! Let me know if you want me to sign any contracts with you :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-636"},{"timestamp":1636395281,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:14:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-637"},{"timestamp":1636395328,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:15:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was going to go furniture shopping you can tag along if you want, and let me know what you like. I’d hate to go and get loads of stuff and you hating it hahab","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-638"},{"timestamp":1636395354,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:15:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sometimes I can have a rather garish tastes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-639"},{"timestamp":1636395467,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:17:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That sounds fab! I’d love to come :) Where are you planning on going?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-640"},{"timestamp":1636395518,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:18:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s a few nice furniture shops on Brompton cross and some around Sloane sq","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-641"},{"timestamp":1636395528,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:18:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was also looking at soho home","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-642"},{"timestamp":1636395585,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:19:45+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh btw theres only one bed, do you have one? Or I can give you the one I have in the heron?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-643"},{"timestamp":1636395782,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:23:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, is there any chance you could send me a floor plan? The one at the Heron would be nice, but I don’t want to leave Raz high and dry if his bed isn’t his own (I honestly can’t remember)\n\nAlternatively I can probably sort my own - I can check w my parents etc\n\nBtw do you have a floor plan? And a road name / map? I should prob figure out some of the logistics","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-644"},{"timestamp":1636395823,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:23:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah I can send that over after dinner x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-645"},{"timestamp":1636396922,"iso":"2021-11-08T18:42:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks!! 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-646"},{"timestamp":1636407787,"iso":"2021-11-08T21:43:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.foxtons.co.uk/short-let-properties/w8/chpk3872212","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-647"},{"timestamp":1636410620,"iso":"2021-11-08T22:30:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmmm.... How late is it for you to walk out of this deal?\n\nIt's an extraordinarily kind deal for you to offer me what you have, but you're still getting a pretty tiny flat (considering what you're paying) and paying an *extraordinary* premium for an extremely expensive location, which isn't going to be lively because it's all bought up by property speculators and the super-rich (Divy's uncle lives on the next st and so Phil's family used to, etc)\n\nI mean, look at this flat which you can get in Clerkenwell for not much more than half the amount, and about 4x the room, and still a nice location: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/56555601?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api\n\nEven in livelier locations in central west London, you can get way more for less money, e.g. Marylebone (https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/55675293/?utm_source=v1%3A5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api), Primrose Hill (https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59971253?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api), etc\n\nFor me, it's really kind, but I just think the location-vs-flat tradeoff is way too extreme - I'd be radically underpaying you, and still not getting that much, bc I'm not that fussed about living right next to Kensington Palace Gardens\n\nFor you, I'd radically encourage you to cut loose from this deal and go for something more sane - you can get SO much more for so much less, and it's insane to pay this much to live in a small flat in the most expensive part of London","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-648"},{"timestamp":1636410655,"iso":"2021-11-08T22:30:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly, anything you can do to get out of this, I can't recommend it enough - the security deposit will be way less than you will lose renting it, and you won't be happy there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-649"},{"timestamp":1636410669,"iso":"2021-11-08T22:31:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's such close quarters that any Grindr date would practically end up being a threeway, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-650"},{"timestamp":1636410854,"iso":"2021-11-08T22:34:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm just torn, bc I can get an en suite on my own in Bloomsbury for less, with the rent paid till January for no charge: https://www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/flatshare_detail.pl?flatshare_id=15989324&search_results=%2Fflatshare%2F%3Fsearch_id%3D1083097878%26mode%3Dlist%26editing%3D%26show_results%3Das%2Ba%2Bmap%26resume_last_search%3D1\n\nLike, you're undercharging me, but you're (no offence) just burning money on this place beyond reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-651"},{"timestamp":1636411179,"iso":"2021-11-08T22:39:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Look, I'm not saying this for my own sake, but **it's not worth it**\n\nYou'll get used to living in a super-prime location and it's not particularly interesting\n\nIt'll make you way more happy to have a cool flat with space to yourself, rather than a blue square on the Monopoly board","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-652"},{"timestamp":1636411444,"iso":"2021-11-08T22:44:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just take some time, live in my parents’ house (or my old Shoreditch flat which my dad took over from Kieran to rent as occasional overflow for his work) and take some time to make a decision that’s not insane for you\n\nI promise you, even if I don’t end up living with you, I’m saying this for your own sake: do not pay £4500 for a shoebox because that shoebox is on Park Lane - you will be miserable, I promise\n\nThey’re selling you a fantasy of the area, but *the place you’ll be living in is the flat, not the area*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-653"},{"timestamp":1636411537,"iso":"2021-11-08T22:45:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You just need to take some time, I think you’re rushing into this based on some Christmas fantasy, and it won’t be like that\n\nThis is exactly what you wanted to get away from in your existing flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-654"},{"timestamp":1636452582,"iso":"2021-11-09T10:09:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling you’re totally right about the flat, it is probably a bit overpriced for what it is, although I’ve just been so desperate to get out of the shoebox in the Heron. Tim’s fortunately already paid for it 6 months in advance so I won’t worry too much about the cost. I’m just in dyer need of a half decent kitchen and a bath. I’m easily pleased clearly. Thank you so much for your offer though darling it’s very sweet. You’re welcome to stay in the other room,until you’re able to find somewhere more to your liking 😘 xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-655"},{"timestamp":1636458085,"iso":"2021-11-09T11:41:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling sort of good news, the flat fell through.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-656"},{"timestamp":1636458089,"iso":"2021-11-09T11:41:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"My hunt continues","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-657"},{"timestamp":1636458424,"iso":"2021-11-09T11:47:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh fantastic! And thanks for your message earlier - I really appreciate the offer and I’d love to share a flat, but, well …. not that one 😜\n\nIf you send me over a list of your requirements (area, rooms, whatever else there is) I can definitely help you hunt for a good one\n\nIf you’re not *absolutely* dead set on the *most* super prime area, you could easily get something much cheaper and much better \n\nI’m not talking about living in, like, Leytonstone or Stratford - literally just even Clerkenwell or Bloomsbury or Primrose Hill or whatever :) \n\nBut totally up to you! Let me know :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-658"},{"timestamp":1636460076,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:14:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"53-55 EARLS COURT SQUARE, LONDON, SW5 9DG photos.pdf • 3 pages document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-659"},{"timestamp":1636460111,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:15:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-660"},{"timestamp":1636460118,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:15:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think of this one?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-661"},{"timestamp":1636460189,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:16:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was just thinking somewhere in West London, at this stage I don’t particularly care. Ideally something with a bathroom and abit of character, I quite liked the one you sent me in Clerkenwell.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-662"},{"timestamp":1636460192,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:16:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Bloomsbury","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-663"},{"timestamp":1636460196,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:16:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Primrose hill","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-664"},{"timestamp":1636460202,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:16:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Little Venice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-665"},{"timestamp":1636460210,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:16:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"marlybone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-666"},{"timestamp":1636460215,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:16:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"South Kensington","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-667"},{"timestamp":1636460222,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:17:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Pimlico","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-668"},{"timestamp":1636460226,"iso":"2021-11-09T12:17:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Those types of places","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-669"},{"timestamp":1636465171,"iso":"2021-11-09T13:39:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me hunt for some this afternoon \n\nIn terms of price I’d naturally guess at this order:\n\nSouth Kensington\nLittle Venice\nMarylebone\nPrimrose Hill\nPimlico\nBloomsbury (very dependent on exact part of Bloomsbury)\n\nI bet I can help find somewhere nice - the Clerkenwell one looks especially nice\n\nAnd I’m in no rush - if this flat is let before you find somewhere, I can live at my parents’, or in the old Shoreditch flat which my dad rented after Kieran left (as occasional overflow for his work)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-670"},{"timestamp":1636465893,"iso":"2021-11-09T13:51:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’m In no particular mood use either fortunately xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-671"},{"timestamp":1636478593,"iso":"2021-11-09T17:23:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-672"},{"timestamp":1636478944,"iso":"2021-11-09T17:29:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh btw what’s your price range? I can’t believe I’m asking this, but how _low_ are you willing to go? I’ll treat the Notting Hill price as a maximum, but I don’t think we’ll get anywhere near that. And for ones where you’d be paying a lot more than me, I’ll look for ones with a nice master bedroom / en suite, or even a third/nth bedroom/s you could have","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-673"},{"timestamp":1636478996,"iso":"2021-11-09T17:29:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also what’s your _earliest_ move-in date, and a reasonable guess at latest (eg I presume it should at least be sometime this year or very early next)?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-674"},{"timestamp":1636479031,"iso":"2021-11-09T17:30:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And let me know how much of an advantage it is to have a move in date soon / before Christmas, so I know how much to weight that factor","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-675"},{"timestamp":1636484767,"iso":"2021-11-09T19:06:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha how sweet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-676"},{"timestamp":1636484822,"iso":"2021-11-09T19:07:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling that’s fine I really don’t mind either way xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-677"},{"timestamp":1636484845,"iso":"2021-11-09T19:07:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can move in whenever I’m\nVery flexible x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-678"},{"timestamp":1636798080,"iso":"2021-11-13T10:08:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling how are you? Are you perchance at home on Tuesday at noon, I found a handy man who will be able to retrieve my ring from your balcony xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-679"},{"timestamp":1636844481,"iso":"2021-11-13T23:01:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry I’ve been terribly converstipated: struggling to process my backlog of conversations 😅 I’ll definitely be around Tuesday at noon - or really any time of any day this week - so feel free to send him over! I hope I haven’t got back to you too late 🤞 Also have you had any more thoughts about flats? I’m sorry I haven’t sent any - I haven’t really had time to look yet - it’s been an exhausting week ☠️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-680"},{"timestamp":1637053730,"iso":"2021-11-16T09:08:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hah I think I’m probably worse at replying that you. Let me check with the handy man, I think he’ll still be around. \n\nI haven’t even begun to look at flats it’s so difficult to find anything at the moment. Can you remind me of your address x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-681"},{"timestamp":1637146502,"iso":"2021-11-17T10:55:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.marshandparsons.co.uk/properties-to-rent/london/property/CSV154852/clifton-gardens/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-682"},{"timestamp":1637146508,"iso":"2021-11-17T10:55:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"what do you think of this one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-683"},{"timestamp":1637342662,"iso":"2021-11-19T17:24:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god, I’m sorry I’ve been so bad at replying, I’ve been utterly swamped! Luckily my company’s just been acquired, so that actually puts me in a slightly better position salary-and-stock-wise, for renting a place… Let me take a look and I’ll let you know what I think :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-684"},{"timestamp":1637342680,"iso":"2021-11-19T17:24:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god sorry it’s 404ing, hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-685"},{"timestamp":1637342688,"iso":"2021-11-19T17:24:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really need to stop taking so long to reply","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-686"},{"timestamp":1637611609,"iso":"2021-11-22T20:06:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling, not to worry I’m the worst at replying haha.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-687"},{"timestamp":1637611648,"iso":"2021-11-22T20:07:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Huge congratulations on selling your company.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-688"},{"timestamp":1637611671,"iso":"2021-11-22T20:07:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When are you next free darling would be good yo see you x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-689"},{"timestamp":1637674271,"iso":"2021-11-23T13:31:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m much freer from this week onwards - this acquisition is finally over so the death march has finished (thanks for the congrats, btw!) 😌 It’d be cool to chat about flats - I realise I’ve been way too inattentive to that task over the last month or so (and Raz seems strangely unbothered about it too)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-690"},{"timestamp":1637677306,"iso":"2021-11-23T14:21:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Amazing. Are you free next Monday evening? I’m so keen to get started on flats hate being stuck in the shoebox xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-691"},{"timestamp":1637921261,"iso":"2021-11-26T10:07:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam\nDarling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-692"},{"timestamp":1637921266,"iso":"2021-11-26T10:07:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think of this?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-693"},{"timestamp":1637921271,"iso":"2021-11-26T10:07:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-694","attachments":["static/photos/9c093560-7f8e-4800-a939-e905f26566bb.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1637954884,"iso":"2021-11-26T19:28:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow, that looks really gorgeous - I like it 😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-695"},{"timestamp":1638003399,"iso":"2021-11-27T08:56:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It looks fun doesn’t it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-696"},{"timestamp":1638003406,"iso":"2021-11-27T08:56:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you free on Monday?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-697"},{"timestamp":1638003413,"iso":"2021-11-27T08:56:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We can go see it maybe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-698"},{"timestamp":1638012268,"iso":"2021-11-27T11:24:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I’m game! Honestly I could actually do today or tomorrow, or else I can make time on Monday, as long as I know roughly when it’ll be :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-699"},{"timestamp":1638012276,"iso":"2021-11-27T11:24:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you want to book in a viewing or shall I? I’m easy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-700"},{"timestamp":1638012330,"iso":"2021-11-27T11:25:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry I’ve been so useless at communicating - I’ve had a flu-type bug which has really dragged on, as well as being super busy with my company being acquired - but I think I’m now out the other side (on both counts) 😌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-701"},{"timestamp":1638043870,"iso":"2021-11-27T20:11:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh perfect. I’ll get book it for Monday, as I’m in the country till then. \n\nYou poor dear, I thought you must of had a lot on your plate with something. I’ll organise a few viewings tomorrow and send them over xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-702"},{"timestamp":1638106230,"iso":"2021-11-28T13:30:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Amazing, sounds like a plan 🤝 And yeah, definitely had plenty of my plate — the last month has been an all-you-can-eat buffet in that respect, lol — but it’s finally letting up, thank god 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-703"},{"timestamp":1638287162,"iso":"2021-11-30T15:46:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you free any time this week to look at flats? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-704"},{"timestamp":1638287175,"iso":"2021-11-30T15:46:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Absolutely! What’s the best day? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-705"},{"timestamp":1638287207,"iso":"2021-11-30T15:46:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m actually free most of tomorrow afternoon and evening, would that work? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-706"},{"timestamp":1638287235,"iso":"2021-11-30T15:47:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, let’s do it! It’s a plan 🤝 xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-707"},{"timestamp":1638287272,"iso":"2021-11-30T15:47:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awesome does 16;00 suit? Or maybe a little later?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-708"},{"timestamp":1638287288,"iso":"2021-11-30T15:48:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m easy - whatever works best for you!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-709"},{"timestamp":1638359224,"iso":"2021-12-01T11:47:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - are you still planning to go for a viewing today? 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-710"},{"timestamp":1638359294,"iso":"2021-12-01T11:48:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sadly not darling the one that I had planned to see is gone. Do you still want to meet up and can look at a few and arrange the viewing? xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-711"},{"timestamp":1638359986,"iso":"2021-12-01T11:59:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That sounds good! I’m around any day this week (including today, if you end up getting any in time - but no rush! it’s a quiet week for me)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-712"},{"timestamp":1638360260,"iso":"2021-12-01T12:04:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect I should be free around 5, shall I pop over there? Or you can come to the Heron? xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-713"},{"timestamp":1638365089,"iso":"2021-12-01T13:24:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can come to you - if that’s cool? My flat is a mess, since I’m in the middle of getting it all tidied up so I can list it for rent :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-714"},{"timestamp":1638366351,"iso":"2021-12-01T13:45:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect. I just realised with times and thing it might be a bit later. Does that still work I'll keep you posted xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-715"},{"timestamp":1638376983,"iso":"2021-12-01T16:43:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling I just had a really horrible appointment with the dentist my mouth is in agony, she said it should go away after. Few hours, if you’re free tomorrow it may be easier to do it then if that works for you. Sorry about the confusion xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-716"},{"timestamp":1638377231,"iso":"2021-12-01T16:47:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, tomorrow would be great! That should give me some time to find some ideas beforehand :) Hope you feel better soon!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-717"},{"timestamp":1638458280,"iso":"2021-12-02T15:18:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling im just at the getting back to the flat now. I should be free until 8, so feel free to come anytime before that if that works, did you manage to see any flats that you liked? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-718"},{"timestamp":1638460908,"iso":"2021-12-02T16:01:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya! I’ve found a few places I like - I can show you later :) I’m not sure I can get off work *too* early, but I can aim for maybe 5:30? Or 6? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-719"},{"timestamp":1638460934,"iso":"2021-12-02T16:02:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"oh thats perfect, ill se you then xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-720"},{"timestamp":1638469478,"iso":"2021-12-02T18:24:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, sorry I’m late, I’m hoping I won’t be more than 10 mins more! I was waiting on the street in the freezing cold for an Uber for like half an hour, and three of them cancelled on me before I gave up and took a bus 😬 This is the third or fourth time something like this has happened to me recently - idk what the hell is wrong with Uber over the last few weeks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-721"},{"timestamp":1638470436,"iso":"2021-12-02T18:40:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I know it’s so annoying getting ubers, I think most of the drivers left during Covid.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-722"},{"timestamp":1638470439,"iso":"2021-12-02T18:40:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"See you soon darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-723"},{"timestamp":1638470763,"iso":"2021-12-02T18:46:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - I’m in your building - what’s your door number?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-724"},{"timestamp":1638470772,"iso":"2021-12-02T18:46:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"2909","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-725"},{"timestamp":1638470784,"iso":"2021-12-02T18:46:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just tell them to buzz you up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-726"},{"timestamp":1638470797,"iso":"2021-12-02T18:46:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They all know me at the front desk 😳","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-727"},{"timestamp":1638471961,"iso":"2021-12-02T19:06:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60140245?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-728"},{"timestamp":1638471970,"iso":"2021-12-02T19:06:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60158206?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-729"},{"timestamp":1638471977,"iso":"2021-12-02T19:06:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60165319?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-730"},{"timestamp":1638474252,"iso":"2021-12-02T19:44:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60307207?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-731"},{"timestamp":1638474502,"iso":"2021-12-02T19:48:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.foxtons.co.uk/LL/chpk3355923?utm_medium=email&utm_source=bos&utm_campaign=property_alert_manual&tbp=D7ABF94E97078C0A935A5E9E2378DC19F2F25915F889DFAC8204C08FB131ABEE","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-732"},{"timestamp":1638524235,"iso":"2021-12-03T09:37:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - is there any chance we could possibly move this viewing a little earlier? I'd forgotten I'm actually going to my grandma's to bake Advent biscuits at the weekend (you're welcome to join if you like, haha) and I'm meant to be at my old flat at Calvert Avenue - which my dad picked up after Kieran left it - at 6:15","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-733"},{"timestamp":1638524272,"iso":"2021-12-03T09:37:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also btw I'm so in love with this flat that I think we should get it no matter what - even if they can't do a viewing this early and you have to go on your own (which I hope doesn't happen, but it still wouldn't put me off)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-734"},{"timestamp":1638524692,"iso":"2021-12-03T09:44:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also also - just since I’m slightly anxious about spending so much more money than I am (in case I lost my job or whatever), would you be happy to split it 2000-2680, and you can take the nicer room? \n\nIf you don’t have the money (or are anxious yourself) then LMK and we probably _can_ figure something out - I do _technically_ have the money, I’m just trying to avoid committing myself to paying an overly vast amount 😳","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-735"},{"timestamp":1638524763,"iso":"2021-12-03T09:46:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, gosh, I am so in love with this place and I think we should do whatever we can to make it work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-736"},{"timestamp":1638525520,"iso":"2021-12-03T09:58:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-737","attachments":["static/photos/1c82ff46-e1f4-429a-aef7-3477abbab9a1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1638526269,"iso":"2021-12-03T10:11:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll call up the estate now and see what viewings he has today, so pleased you’re keen on it as well. I think my maximum would probably be 550. Although I think there’s always abit if room to negotiate on the price pw, so it may works out that we can get it for 900 pw which would work out perfect. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-738"},{"timestamp":1638526410,"iso":"2021-12-03T10:13:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, that was another bit of advice Kieran gave, was to negotiate on the price! Well, OK, I’m relatively chilled out about it because I know at the end of the day I can technically afford it — I suppose I could _technically_ afford to rent the whole flat, but I just haven’t got used to the idea of spending that much money on anything 😳😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-739"},{"timestamp":1638526419,"iso":"2021-12-03T10:13:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So yeah, I’m sure we can figure out something that works for us","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-740"},{"timestamp":1638528495,"iso":"2021-12-03T10:48:15+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha I understand, I think there will definitely be some room to negotiate.\n\nI was able to get a viewing at 14:30 does that work for you? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-741"},{"timestamp":1638541921,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:32:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, I’m so sorry, I typed out most of a reply and then stopped for some reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-742"},{"timestamp":1638541929,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:32:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes I am - I’m almost there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-743"},{"timestamp":1638541975,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:32:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you haven’t gone in the end, since I didn’t reply, I understand and that’s totally on me - I don’t know why I stopped before sending the message","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-744"},{"timestamp":1638542400,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:40:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, if you _are_ there: sorry, I’m slightly late, I’ll be there in 5-10 if you could stall for a tiny bit 🙏 If you haven’t gone in the end, I’ll go for a stroll and take some photos of the outside for you :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-745"},{"timestamp":1638542681,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:44:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh perfect darling see you soon xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-746"},{"timestamp":1638542693,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:44:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was a bit behind so just arriving now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-747"},{"timestamp":1638542801,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:46:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.493755,-0.179553","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-748"},{"timestamp":1638543140,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:52:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh thank god, we’re both late - I’m also like a minute away","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-749"},{"timestamp":1638543339,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:55:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - what’s the door number?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-750"},{"timestamp":1638543363,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:56:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw this is GORGEOUS","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-751"},{"timestamp":1638543368,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:56:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I absolutely love it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-752"},{"timestamp":1638543408,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:56:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have to get this out of my system now, because I’m going to seriously undermine our negotiating position if I say anything like that to the estate agent 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-753"},{"timestamp":1638543536,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:58:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"…is it a very long number or something? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-754"},{"timestamp":1638543558,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:59:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s showing me one at 44","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-755"},{"timestamp":1638543567,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:59:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok cool, I’ll head there - thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-756"},{"timestamp":1638543598,"iso":"2021-12-03T14:59:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know when you’re outside I’ll come get you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-757"},{"timestamp":1638543610,"iso":"2021-12-03T15:00:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m outside now :) just got here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-758"},{"timestamp":1638547413,"iso":"2021-12-03T16:03:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2003/03/hitchens-200303","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-759"},{"timestamp":1638554321,"iso":"2021-12-03T17:58:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, no worries, Divy and Jake replied very warmly to my text 😌 Also, you really really really should read that Hitchens piece!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-760"},{"timestamp":1638554676,"iso":"2021-12-03T18:04:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, aww, I’m unbelievably excited about moving in to this flat! My only regret is that we didn’t do it sooner 😭","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-761"},{"timestamp":1638782875,"iso":"2021-12-06T09:27:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling sorry for the late reply, I had to speak with Tim before signing the term sheet (seeing as he will be paying for It for the next 2 years) and the very most he is willing to pay is £2000 pm, so this would work out as about £900, if we split it. I can put the offer in but I’m not sure if we would get. I’m very sorry about this I wasn’t expecting to be so inflexible. Are you happy for me to put the offer in and see what happens. I’m sure we can still be able to find somewhere good if this one doesn’t work. Apologies again.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-762"},{"timestamp":1638806974,"iso":"2021-12-06T16:09:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry I missed your earlier message - that’s totally fine! It *was* very expensive and I was in a big rush with this flat - you know, if that was _the first place we viewed_, I promise promise promise you we can find somewhere equally good or better :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-763"},{"timestamp":1638806980,"iso":"2021-12-06T16:09:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And if we get it, that’s awesome too!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-764"},{"timestamp":1638807165,"iso":"2021-12-06T16:12:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-765","attachments":["static/photos/a1abf7fa-bf36-49c9-a5d9-d7c1f618bfd2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1638807177,"iso":"2021-12-06T16:12:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I can’t watch the video quite now, but I will asap","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-766"},{"timestamp":1638807303,"iso":"2021-12-06T16:15:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Interesting - he’s talking about a business they acquired, TriTax (? not sure of spelling), who are Amazon’s biggest landlord for their warehouses - apparently it’s publicly traded and makes a ton of money… So there’s an interesting example of one of those real-estate-based funds I was thinking about… I really really wonder if there’s a potential startup in this market","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-767"},{"timestamp":1638807711,"iso":"2021-12-06T16:21:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh that would be really interesting. Let me look it up.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-768"},{"timestamp":1638807720,"iso":"2021-12-06T16:22:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I will reply fully when I’m back at the flat x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-769"},{"timestamp":1638905278,"iso":"2021-12-07T19:27:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Argh, dilemma… Found a pretty nice place in Notting Hill, but it’s on Phil’s road about 2mins walk south from his house 😂\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60336780?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-770"},{"timestamp":1638905364,"iso":"2021-12-07T19:29:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(He’s at 27 Pembridge Villas, which is really the same road as Pembridge Road, and I think 2-3 minutes walk up the road, based on my many walks up that road, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-771"},{"timestamp":1638905814,"iso":"2021-12-07T19:36:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also nice, in Knightsbridge: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59227092?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-772"},{"timestamp":1638905829,"iso":"2021-12-07T19:37:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m looking in your kinda areas, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-773"},{"timestamp":1638971499,"iso":"2021-12-08T13:51:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh I just looked it up it seems to be a REIT, which tbh i wouldn't mind working for. Although recently REITs have come under criticism as their publicly traded and act more like equities than actual real estate, so they don't give much benefit over another stock in the short term.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-774"},{"timestamp":1638971735,"iso":"2021-12-08T13:55:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yeah me might find it weird if you were to move in down the street lol. I found a gorge one in Madia Vale, ( I think i showed it to you the other day?) but it was just across the street from Jamison, and I think you'd be hard pushed to find a worse neighbour in London haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-775"},{"timestamp":1638971821,"iso":"2021-12-08T13:57:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really like the one in Knightsbridge. I found a couple as well, that you might like, I'll send them over whern i get back to my laptop xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-776"},{"timestamp":1639242996,"iso":"2021-12-11T17:16:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah duck, I’m sorry I’ve been so terrible at getting back to you again! I’ve been swamped with viewings, but this is good - should mean I have no crossover between the two flats (and if there’s ‘negative crossover’, so to speak, I can always stay at the Shoreditch flat or my parents’ house or Suffolk or whatever)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-777"},{"timestamp":1639243180,"iso":"2021-12-11T17:19:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, I think the Phil’s road flat is a bit too weird to do, definitely… But fuck no, moving in next to Phil is nothing in relation to moving in next to Jamison… In fact your message just reminded me I’ve been ignoring him for a month or so, so I finally decided to reply, and god save me now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-778"},{"timestamp":1639243203,"iso":"2021-12-11T17:20:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-779","attachments":["static/photos/fcab4352-0d6a-4ea3-9292-ec674721aca6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1639243231,"iso":"2021-12-11T17:20:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, I don’t think we can go anywhere near Maida Vale with a barge pole (and if we did, I might actually have to learn what a barge pole is, and acquire one)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-780"},{"timestamp":1639243290,"iso":"2021-12-11T17:21:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I like it too! Shall we do a viewing? The way I see it, we’ve found a template for the kind of flat & area we both like, and that’s an order of magnitude more important than any _individual, specific_ flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-781"},{"timestamp":1639243366,"iso":"2021-12-11T17:22:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, I’m actually going for drinks with Louis this evening - as I do now and again - and I’m definitely going to solicit his help in looking (online) for flats, since he’s utterly fantastic at all the practical stuff that you and I know nothing about","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-782"},{"timestamp":1639243400,"iso":"2021-12-11T17:23:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Like - what is an energy rating, what kind of boiler should a flat have, what terms are bad in a contract, etc etc, that kinda thing)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-783"},{"timestamp":1639252992,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:03:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus this is gorgeous: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60359573/?search_identifier=adf4fb8d32aac8fa1fd931cacf5c02a5","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-784"},{"timestamp":1639252997,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:03:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"First flat Louis and I came across!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-785"},{"timestamp":1639253008,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:03:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In the mansion blocks literally encircling the Albert Hall","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-786"},{"timestamp":1639254145,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:22:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-787","attachments":["static/photos/dc9c472d-53a9-4e10-ae99-219ea82fee70.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1639254364,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:26:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/55281725/?search_identifier=45fab70be414a660233df96eba412aa5 jesus, it has a weird layout but what a fucking stupendously gorgeous flat 🤯🤯 please please please can we go see this???","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-788"},{"timestamp":1639254893,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:34:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"jesus this is gorgeous, I'm in love with it - I'm going to book a viewing tomorrow morning","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-789"},{"timestamp":1639254903,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:35:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what they call a 'TV room' is basically a (small) private cinema","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-790"},{"timestamp":1639254913,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:35:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"stupendously unique and cute and special","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-791"},{"timestamp":1639255779,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:49:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, sending you this because it's quite a nice flat, but also a weird in-between-y no man's land area, so I'm mainly just sending it as a record: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59916279/?search_identifier=8bcff963ed2fdd73a886334748efd83d","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-792"},{"timestamp":1639256313,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:58:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg, I’ve been looking for months and I haven’t found anything as nice as the three you sent over. Absolutely love that can see Albert Hall always wanted to live In one of those mansion blocks especially with the view from the terrace. Definitely book a viewing with t he one in Hans place, I don’t think you can get a better location in London, I wish I could join you tomorrow although I’m still in Ireland, but if you send a video over im sure I can decide from that. I even love the one on Berchin place. 😍😍😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-793"},{"timestamp":1639256335,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:58:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s quite sad 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-794"},{"timestamp":1639256389,"iso":"2021-12-11T20:59:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awesome! And sorry, I meant I'd book it tomorrow, not that I'd book it *for* tomorrow! :) But let me know what your preference is - when are you back from Ireland? If it's gonna be a while, would you be comfortable doing a video call, or a recorded video or something (I think we could do both)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-795"},{"timestamp":1639256409,"iso":"2021-12-11T21:00:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, this one is great just in terms of the ridiculously central Knightsbridge address, though the flat itself is quite middling : https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59991914/?search_identifier=6094fda49d72a217d10241aa53c020d2","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-796"},{"timestamp":1639256434,"iso":"2021-12-11T21:00:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's one of the great tragedies of our time, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-797"},{"timestamp":1639257005,"iso":"2021-12-11T21:10:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, I didn’t read your message properly - cool, in that case I’ll prioritise getting the viewings booked in ASAP (b/c these flats will go _quickly_, even relative to normal speed)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-798"},{"timestamp":1639257059,"iso":"2021-12-11T21:10:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The one in Hans Place I’m absolutely in love with - though the bedrooms are quite unequal, so we’d need to figure out how to split the rent (like before, I’m honestly happy with either: I’m happy to pay more for the nicer room, or to take the smaller room and pay less 🙂)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-799"},{"timestamp":1639257610,"iso":"2021-12-11T21:20:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m back on Monday evening, although leave again on Tuesday morning 😅. I think a video call will definitely work. I love all of them, I just wonder if the one in Hans place is going to be big enough. I love all them especially the one my Albert Hall 😍😍I’m impressed that you were able to find such nice flats.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-800"},{"timestamp":1639312993,"iso":"2021-12-12T12:43:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok! I love them all, definitely! Let’s do some viewings + videos and see what we prefer - Albert Hall is gorgeous and a safe bet, Hans Place is gorgeous but wacky and it’s very crucial to see what it’s like in the flesh, I agree","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-801"},{"timestamp":1639313059,"iso":"2021-12-12T12:44:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also, if you’re in contact with James Saunders (I think you are?), is there any chance you could just relay to him that I’m locked out of my Facebook and I’m sorry if I missed his party (if indeed he threw one this year)? Based on when they normally are, I think I might’ve, which I just realised and it’s a huge shame 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-802"},{"timestamp":1639462227,"iso":"2021-12-14T06:10:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, darling sorry not to reply sooner. My phone ended up breaking, and I had to get a new one, finally back online now. I sent a message to James about you being locked out of Facebook. I think he’s having a NYE rather than a Christmas one. \n\nDid you a manage to get any bookings for the Hans place flat or the Albert Hall mansion blocks? Xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-803"},{"timestamp":1639467870,"iso":"2021-12-14T07:44:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-804","attachments":["static/photos/d39253c6-d570-45a4-82b0-d1f11fe7b872.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1639572702,"iso":"2021-12-15T12:51:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling did you have any luck?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-805"},{"timestamp":1639651677,"iso":"2021-12-16T10:47:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry, I’ve been overwhelmed by viewings and work - but work is finished tomorrow, and I’ve just found someone who wants to take the flat, so I should be much freer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-806"},{"timestamp":1639651690,"iso":"2021-12-16T10:48:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(And once I’ve let the flat then the pressure is on, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-807"},{"timestamp":1639656622,"iso":"2021-12-16T12:10:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh fab, that’s great. Hopefully we can start the NY in a new flat haha. Shall I tell James that you’ll go to his NYE party? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-808"},{"timestamp":1639657134,"iso":"2021-12-16T12:18:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god sorry, I only just noticed that text from you! I tend to reply to people’s messages from the notification list, rather than actually in WhatsApp 😬 But yes, please do!! I’m so glad I didn’t miss his party :) Is there any chance you could ask if he’d mind if I brought Louis along? I saw him recently — actually I was talking to him when I suddenly realised that [I thought] I’d missed the party — and he was saying he really liked the people he met at the last one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-809"},{"timestamp":1639657149,"iso":"2021-12-16T12:19:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(^including James of course! haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-810"},{"timestamp":1640256397,"iso":"2021-12-23T10:46:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, sorry I’ve been so terrible at this stuff, I’ve been preoccupied with leaving _this_ flat, and our huckster estate agent is trying to scam us for loads of money in order to agree a deal with a new tenant… I’m prob gonna stay at my parents’, or the shoreditch flat, or even suffolk or something for a few weeks (though actually I suppose one of the first two so I can help with / join the viewings) – once I’ve finished leaving this flat, and once I’m without my own place to live, then hopefully that’ll spur me (and actually give me time) to move this along","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-811"},{"timestamp":1640256408,"iso":"2021-12-23T10:46:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I’m just checking that you’re still up for it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-812"},{"timestamp":1640256432,"iso":"2021-12-23T10:47:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think once we’re actually actively working on it, it shouldn’t take longer than 2-3 weeks most likely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-813"},{"timestamp":1640466004,"iso":"2021-12-25T21:00:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Merry Christmas! My Christmas present is: since my great-uncle died (the one you were going to call for career advice … obvsly *before* he died), his younger Spanish partner Jaime is moving to their Spanish house (the gorgeous carved-into-the-mountaintop one i showed you, with the infinity pool). My grandma has done a bit of coordinating with the family - Jaime and the kids - and they’re willing to rent out the Knightsbridge house to us for £4k, which is what I indicated we’d be able to pay. It’s a gorgeous place: 7 Trevor Place, if you want to check out the StreetMaps view. It’ll be a month before we can move in, because they’re renovating it a bit - I suspect because of the macabreness, even though it’s not literally where he died - but still! Yuletide blessings 🎁 🎄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-814"},{"timestamp":1640474613,"iso":"2021-12-25T23:23:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling firstly so sorry to take so long to reply, when I got your message I was racing through an airport to catch an connecting flight which I ended up missing. Fortunately I managed to arrive in Belfast late last night to do my Christmas duties. \n\nOf course I’ll send im a message to James about Louis, I’m sure he won’t really mind that much, I don’t think he even notices when people bring extras. It was a little awkward because you were already in the guest list, and I wasn’t and for some reason he was hesitant to invite me, a sort of come If you want thing 😅\n\nAs for Harry the estate agent, I think he works mostly for the landlord, so I’ve noticed he creates a spiel about how unique the property is, and how it’ll be snapped up in hours etc etc, for the intention of pressuring you so he can shift as many as possible. 😅\n\nSo pleased to hear you’ve found someone to takeover your lease, that’ll make things much easier to move forward with. \n\nAnd absolutely I’m so keen on moving as soon as possible.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-815"},{"timestamp":1640475024,"iso":"2021-12-25T23:30:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling so sorry to hear of his passing. But omg I just looked at the house what a bargain, I love it. I don’t think we could get anything better than that 😃 Have you seen inside? Xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-816"},{"timestamp":1640785566,"iso":"2021-12-29T13:46:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, sorry I’ve been terrible at replying! The move out of this flat has dragged on horribly, and I’m still coordinating and cleaning and moving stuff out …\n\nSo, for the _new_ place, my grandma has discussed it all with Jaime etc to the extent I mentioned — where they basically said that they were going to list it for about that amount (absurdly undervalued by an order of magnitude of course) to get it out the way, and that if we could afford it then of course they’d rent it to us because it’s always better to keep it in the family. \n\nBut the exact details, signing the contract, etc etc, that’ll have to wait till after the Xmas-NYE period when everyone’s less busy - so at least a week or so (and their decorating will take a month or so, so it’ll be Feb before we move in, but hopefully we’ll have a firm agreement and a contract signed before then, just so we can relax a bit) :) \n\nAlso I’ve seen inside ages ago, but not recently, and they (at least Ron) were property developers so they were always renovating, haha… The answer to the implicit question is that yeah, it’s an order of magnitude nicer than anything that’s going to be on the market for 4k - suffice it to say 4k/mo is not its real market value 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-817"},{"timestamp":1640869441,"iso":"2021-12-30T13:04:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling sorry to hear about your hassle with your moving out. \n\nI’m so grateful that you were able to organise it all with grandmother it sounds perfect. I agree i couldn’t imagine getting anything in that area for less than 6/7 per month. I really don’t mind not moving till February. I’m probably not going to be in London much in Jan anyway. \n\nAre you still going to James’s NYE party tomorrow? Track and trace have been on the phone non stop and checking if I’m isolating, after a positive PCR ( despite having a 2 following negative ones) they’re insistent that I don’t leave the house. Would hate to start the NY of with a hefty fine, and not sure if it’s really worth the risk. If I’m not back tomorrow, I’ll be back on the 3rd for sure. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-818"},{"timestamp":1640898507,"iso":"2021-12-30T21:08:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No problem at all, it’s all finished now and I’m at my parents’ (while they’re still in suffolk for a while)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-819"},{"timestamp":1640898533,"iso":"2021-12-30T21:08:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-820","attachments":["static/photos/852aa950-af84-4dfc-bd02-2b2d5f3dd3f8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1640898866,"iso":"2021-12-30T21:14:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah, it’s hard to imagine getting *anything* particularly nice for less than 6-7k a month — I mean in prime Knightsbridge where the house is, as opposed to (relatively cheap!) South Ken where we were looking — but let alone a 4-bedroom townhouse which will be newly renovated when we move in… It’s definitely a significant favour they’re doing us - but Jaime doesn’t really need the money (or the house: even aside from him living in the Spain house, still in London they have a huge penthouse nearby, not in One Hyde Park but in the other luxe building across the street and a few down), he just wants to keep it non-empty - emptiness is not good for houses - and have someone the family can trust to take care of it, so from that POV it’s a win-win for both parties 😌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-821"},{"timestamp":1640898910,"iso":"2021-12-30T21:15:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oops - _he_ has a huge penthouse blah blah blah, not _they_ have - old habits die hard (and old uncles too) 🙈","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-822"},{"timestamp":1640898923,"iso":"2021-12-30T21:15:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah, I’m definitely going to James’s - an army couldn’t stop me 😜 I would never miss a James party, and I’m party-starved after the de facto lockdown of the last half year or so… I can’t believe I didn’t go to a single Christmas party….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-823"},{"timestamp":1640898937,"iso":"2021-12-30T21:15:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh, lol, I responded to that question before reading the next part","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-824"},{"timestamp":1640899130,"iso":"2021-12-30T21:18:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly I wouldn’t worry too much about COVID or fines - unless of course James is taking a worried-about-COVID stance, like I know some people have with their parties 🤔 \n\nI suppose the main question is: do you really really want to go? If so, two negative PCRs mean that in practical terms - not the insanely paranoid _official_ COVID guidance - you’ll be fine\n\nBut yeah, obviously you should do whatever you’re comfortable with! I’m not saying this for my sake - there’ll be plenty of other people there, and I’m sure we’ll meet up soon enough anyway (we’ll probably need to, to chat through some of the latest stuff) - so from my perspective I’m obviously not fussed! I just wouldn’t want you to miss it if you were looking forward to going :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-825"},{"timestamp":1640899279,"iso":"2021-12-30T21:21:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ it’s funny reading this given my recent experience with Louis testing +ive for COVID a day after I saw him, and my mum encouraging me to still go to the (obviously tightly packed) theatre with my grandma and cousins before I could even get a lateral flow test, haha… my family truly truly do not give the slightest fraction of a fuck 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-826"},{"timestamp":1640960282,"iso":"2021-12-31T14:18:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is it really four bedrooms? I can’t wait to see it, I’m sure it’s perfect 😍. I know we couldn’t ask for a better location, I didn’t even look in Knightsbridge because it would be so far out of my budget, or if it was in, it would be some horrible broom closet. Ahh I can’t wait it’s going to be so fun living with you darling 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-827"},{"timestamp":1640960298,"iso":"2021-12-31T14:18:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-828"},{"timestamp":1640960441,"iso":"2021-12-31T14:20:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh it’s so annoying with the Covid thing, they were calling me everyday, and they almost always come and check up on you in this area of Belfast. It’s even more irritating as they changed the rules this morning so I could of actually of came back to London today no issue, oh well.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-829"},{"timestamp":1640960486,"iso":"2021-12-31T14:21:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So pretty, love those shelves.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-830"},{"timestamp":1640960550,"iso":"2021-12-31T14:22:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is Raz still in the flat in Bethnal Green? I haven’t heard a peep from him in months. Hope he’s okay","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-831"},{"timestamp":1640984145,"iso":"2021-12-31T20:55:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll reply to your messages in full soon, but quickly: Louis has just pointed out that if you do two lateral flow tests on day 6 and day 7 (after your first +ive test) you’re good to go!\n\nI don’t know if that applies to you, but I thought I’d say!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-832"},{"timestamp":1641654037,"iso":"2022-01-08T15:00:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Say darling how are you? I’m just on my way back to London, finally footloose again and have shaken of the lethargy of the omicron. Are you around this evening it would be lovely to see you, Babs and I are going for drinks if you would like to join xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-833"},{"timestamp":1641654237,"iso":"2022-01-08T15:03:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hiya! God, sorry I’ve been so terrible at replying, I’ve been slightly overloaded by work (and didn’t have much news to relay anyway quite yet) 😬 I’m slightly ill and at my parents’ house, so I’m not quite sure I’m up for anything, but how about sometime over the next few days or so? Is Oli around for a while? Also please let him know I’ll reply to his messages asap, I’m just a bit swamped and processing my backlog of chats 😵 (I can’t wait for the move to be done so there’s less on my plate!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-834"},{"timestamp":1641654498,"iso":"2022-01-08T15:08:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh sorry to hear, hope you have a speedy recovery. Yes I should be around till the 13th, and then I’m going to try to sneak into France, not sure how successful I’ll be with that haha. Yes will do. \n\nIt’s always a tad stressful moving, if you need any help with anything just let me know. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-835"},{"timestamp":1643719159,"iso":"2022-02-01T12:39:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-836","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1645781791,"iso":"2022-02-25T09:36:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-837","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1646955340,"iso":"2022-03-10T23:35:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"+44 7507 821647","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-838"},{"timestamp":1647379114,"iso":"2022-03-15T21:18:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey! I've sent you £12 through Monzo. Tap here to claim it:\nhttps://pay.monzo.com/#SzqycyfD2WDZ2H53cWT0y6HFYPYmdNK2v3_vxBmW_dtQnUmQabUkxpmEuQ%3D%3D","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-839"},{"timestamp":1647550736,"iso":"2022-03-17T20:58:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://twitter.com/jessicahodlr/status/1503556754168242186?s=24","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-840"},{"timestamp":1647551360,"iso":"2022-03-17T21:09:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Absolute gold: https://899thewave.fm/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2019/06/D88a29GX4AEBnEx.jpg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-841"},{"timestamp":1647618785,"iso":"2022-03-18T15:53:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"+44 7507 821647","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-842"},{"timestamp":1647731538,"iso":"2022-03-19T23:12:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, it’s not the noise, I’m just tired and sick to death of this fucking weaselling from Kieran. I’m depressed and I wish I hadn’t moved out from living with Raz. I’m not comfortable having my friends around here because of his constant attempts to insert himself into every hangout I have with anyone, and just generally be nasty and try to humiliate people and turn everyone against each other. I expect that’s something to do with why you asked about the noise. I’m fine because I know he has no friends except the randoms off grindr who never return, but it’s fucking exhausting having to deal with it. I don’t know why the fuck I forgot why I moved out from shoreditch in the first place. My first major stock grant is coming in a little over 3 months and honestly I’m figuring out whether I can wait here till then (to put a deposit on a house) or go back to my parents.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-843"},{"timestamp":1647732033,"iso":"2022-03-19T23:20:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s just like… I’m fucking 24, I have a career and friends I love and all of that, I don’t have fucking time or energy to deal with that backstabbing iago shit, and Roman and Jake (not Divy’s\nJake) won’t come round while he’s here because of historical fucking creepy lying shit about them trying to have sex with him (like, what the fuck), which I suppose is all part of the ….. fuck it, I don’t know, I don’t pretend to know, I just do not play these fucking toxic games at this age so I’m out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-844"},{"timestamp":1647766175,"iso":"2022-03-20T08:49:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh Sam, I’m so sorry to hear you’re feeling this way. You should absolutely be allowed to feel comfortable brining people around whenever you want . I hadn’t noticed it was quite that bad, I didn’t realise Roman or Jake, won’t come round because of him. That’s really not okay, please let me know if there’s anything I can do to help, I feel so bad to hear you’re having such an awful time 😔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-845"},{"timestamp":1647774228,"iso":"2022-03-20T11:03:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know if you want to go out for drinks later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-846"},{"timestamp":1647774253,"iso":"2022-03-20T11:04:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was thinking of maybe going to firehouse x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-847"},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-848","attachments":["static/photos/03c0cc3e-244f-433d-b035-e6b4014f3b5d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-849","attachments":["static/photos/1d061038-5445-451b-8de9-8366f8a1e6c0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-850","attachments":["static/photos/77e4e408-3780-43c9-9e14-fa6a1264acf3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-851","attachments":["static/photos/830d4b17-f0fb-4b64-a1b0-a590698d9c38.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-852","attachments":["static/photos/9c1c69b2-c6f5-49a4-8443-9f55bd56eb26.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-853","attachments":["static/photos/092ff553-fe55-460d-b43d-85d8b1369619.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-854","attachments":["static/photos/5b4b432f-6d02-4498-a9a4-8aaa7ea42d78.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-855","attachments":["static/photos/5f0e8616-8a9a-4a7e-8280-b14c70edebf3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-856","attachments":["static/photos/68ff992e-5ca9-4c16-acd8-d612a8f6d625.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-857","attachments":["static/photos/6d0b7c99-7da2-427c-bf54-03707945ddbe.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-858","attachments":["static/photos/9288670b-a16f-4245-aa79-055566c5c485.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-859","attachments":["static/photos/a894726f-fd5d-4d74-9d32-cadbd64789e3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-860","attachments":["static/photos/d089cc5b-7619-4849-9ff2-bd5739e8fc3c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-861","attachments":["static/photos/e358c0e7-11b4-48d9-bd5b-579454b3b179.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-862","attachments":["static/photos/ed3de86e-a02e-474b-8bb0-192fec44bacf.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1647803987,"iso":"2022-03-20T19:19:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-863","attachments":["static/photos/f648bc7d-6f0e-41a8-a5d1-c4719d391e8e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648075561,"iso":"2022-03-23T22:46:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-864","attachments":["static/photos/3a02c8c5-9097-4115-981c-40509a0d92c1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648075561,"iso":"2022-03-23T22:46:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-865","attachments":["static/photos/4eb1cc9b-59b3-4a06-a34b-551b7c56b7ea.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648075561,"iso":"2022-03-23T22:46:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-866","attachments":["static/photos/4f6dc11e-41b6-4fd3-b9e2-6bf9ae11384c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648075561,"iso":"2022-03-23T22:46:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-867","attachments":["static/photos/50b6caf4-c7a4-483f-83c1-82b6323b8db6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648075561,"iso":"2022-03-23T22:46:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-868","attachments":["static/photos/74e01eb3-b8f4-4cdb-a45c-1f5091943740.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648075561,"iso":"2022-03-23T22:46:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-869","attachments":["static/photos/7a3ff290-994a-4efb-989c-144d30213c15.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648075561,"iso":"2022-03-23T22:46:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-870","attachments":["static/photos/a28b55e0-9b82-4c79-85ad-1deb87a12f06.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648075561,"iso":"2022-03-23T22:46:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-871","attachments":["static/photos/dcdca458-9e42-408c-b59b-ac3f280ef15b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648075561,"iso":"2022-03-23T22:46:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-872","attachments":["static/photos/fa065ab9-8e3e-405f-9845-f1defacab0b4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1648238589,"iso":"2022-03-25T20:03:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling when ware you back? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-873"},{"timestamp":1648238704,"iso":"2022-03-25T20:05:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I managed to overrun and go to fucking Finchley Road somehow - should be another 5-10 mins 🤞","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-874"},{"timestamp":1648405344,"iso":"2022-03-27T19:22:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling, how are you feeling? Are you still keen to come? We’re having drinks at Ogniska ( that place on exhibition road we went to).","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-875"},{"timestamp":1648406564,"iso":"2022-03-27T19:42:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Argh, I’m still quite uncomfortably sick, to put it lightly, but I really hope I can start to feel a bit better in time to join 🤞 I’ll let you know how I’m doing, and in the worst case I’d be up for having them around here sometime this week to catch up (it’s Oli and Benji, right?)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-876"},{"timestamp":1648406988,"iso":"2022-03-27T19:49:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m sorry, let me know if I can bring you something, nothing worse than being bed ridden. Ill maybe bring a few back for drinks and you can come say hello if you perk up xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-877"},{"timestamp":1648665978,"iso":"2022-03-30T19:46:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, I’m so sorry, my message didn’t send earlier. We decided against the Londoner this evening, although will be going to the Firehouse if you still want to join? Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-878"},{"timestamp":1648667609,"iso":"2022-03-30T20:13:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, absolutely! When are you guys meeting?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-879"},{"timestamp":1648667643,"iso":"2022-03-30T20:14:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit I just got Alex’s message - sorry, I’ve been buried in work, god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-880"},{"timestamp":1648667686,"iso":"2022-03-30T20:14:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess there are two options: if you’re likely to be coming back later, I’ll join for that later bit and I’ll have more time; if not, I’ll come now and do the work after (ie the other way around)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-881"},{"timestamp":1648667708,"iso":"2022-03-30T20:15:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it’s like a 5min Uber though, so shouldn’t really take me much time at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-882"},{"timestamp":1648667896,"iso":"2022-03-30T20:18:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I think Alex will be coming back in a little bit if you’ve got work, perhaps that works easier. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-883"},{"timestamp":1648667968,"iso":"2022-03-30T20:19:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’re actually struggling to get a table right now, for whatever reason it’s super busy 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-884"},{"timestamp":1648667970,"iso":"2022-03-30T20:19:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What would you guys prefer? I’m extremely easy - happy to go for drinks (it’d be a fun outing and I’m sure it would barely take 5 mins to get there) or equally can hang out here :) Honestly LMK… \n\nI mean realistically I’ll prob end up hanging out a bit here anyway - it’s not like I’m gonna super-rigidly immediately go to my room, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-885"},{"timestamp":1648668244,"iso":"2022-03-30T20:24:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe it would be easier if we met you back at the flat so far we’re standing waiting for a table and it’s not best fun. Sorry about this x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-886"},{"timestamp":1648669060,"iso":"2022-03-30T20:37:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, I remember doing exactly that at the Chiltern - they’re so fussy with that little row of grim standing-height tables and chairs across from the bar… It ends up feeling a bit like you’re at an airport Wetherspoons or something… Anyway, I’ll grab some nice snacks and drinks (I’ve discovered that Waitrose do a cookie dough dessert which is _heaven_) 🍪","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-887"},{"timestamp":1648675352,"iso":"2022-03-30T22:22:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Wonderful darling, just coming back now, see you soon xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-888"},{"timestamp":1648910574,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:42:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus I am so fucking sick of this fucking socially retarded person who Kieran has apparently adopted as a houseplant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-889"},{"timestamp":1648910599,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:43:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can’t even relax in my own living room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-890"},{"timestamp":1648910611,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:43:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha Tom? Did you make your flight?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-891"},{"timestamp":1648910626,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:43:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah he’s a bit sheepish","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-892"},{"timestamp":1648910637,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:43:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah, I feel too ill in the end and I think I’m gonna go tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-893"},{"timestamp":1648910648,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:44:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know why we comes around *so* much.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-894"},{"timestamp":1648910651,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:44:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I just feel confined to my room by this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-895"},{"timestamp":1648910652,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:44:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s really weird","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-896"},{"timestamp":1648910666,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:44:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is he there now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-897"},{"timestamp":1648910693,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:44:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, we’re subsidising Kieran’s rent considerably, and he’s acting like it’s his own fucking house","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-898"},{"timestamp":1648910891,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:48:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well quite, I wish Kieran could pick up on social cues. But I do think he dominates that space too much. Shall we say something to him?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-899"},{"timestamp":1648910918,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:48:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I just have, and he’s told me to go back upstairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-900"},{"timestamp":1648910921,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:48:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m sick of this shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-901"},{"timestamp":1648910951,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:49:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😦","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-902"},{"timestamp":1648910961,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:49:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s insanely rude","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-903"},{"timestamp":1648910962,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:49:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I’m gonna scope out other flats, and you’re welcome to stay here or you’re welcome to come with me - I’ll keep you very much in the loop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-904"},{"timestamp":1648910976,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:49:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not sick of you, or here, I’m just sick of Kieran and this shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-905"},{"timestamp":1648911098,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:51:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah I wouldn’t mind finding somewhere else. This crossed my mind, and I thought it would be quite difficult giving that Kieran pays so less.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-906"},{"timestamp":1648911128,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:52:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, let’s do it - I’m so so tired and depressed by this atmosphere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-907"},{"timestamp":1648911134,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:52:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is so rude 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-908"},{"timestamp":1648911136,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:52:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m sorry, it was my mistake","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-909"},{"timestamp":1648911191,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:53:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m gonna start looking for other places - this is just the most unpleasant, uncomfortable atmosphere, and honestly it makes me so nostalgic for living with Raz - or just not living in this horrid den","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-910"},{"timestamp":1648911266,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:54:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh not at all, I should it said something before.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-911"},{"timestamp":1648911290,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:54:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sounds good to me. Please just don’t leave me behind 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-912"},{"timestamp":1648911343,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:55:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No of course not! I think our original plan was great and I’m fucking depressed to have wasted this time and money on this misstep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-913"},{"timestamp":1648911380,"iso":"2022-04-02T15:56:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But oh well, from the medium/long-term view it’ll just be a blip","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-914"},{"timestamp":1648911601,"iso":"2022-04-02T16:00:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah exactly. I wonder how it’s best we do it, obviously no one’s going to take our rooms at rent we pay, and especially not at the price Kieran pays. We’d have to get people to take over the whole contract I imagine 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-915"},{"timestamp":1648911892,"iso":"2022-04-02T16:04:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it depends: if we still like the house (and I quite like the house?) maybe we just:\n\n• threaten to invoke the break clause if Kieran doesn’t leave\n• if he does leave, we’d either pay or [presumably before doing so] have arranged someone else we know \n• if he doesn’t leave, we’d then find a flat and invoke the break clause when appropriate \n\nOr something like that - I’ll hash out the exact logistics in my head","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-916"},{"timestamp":1648911947,"iso":"2022-04-02T16:05:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ or indeed just threaten to _leave_, at which point it’s a game of chicken based on joint & several liability","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-917"},{"timestamp":1648911956,"iso":"2022-04-02T16:05:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dunno but give me some time to think of a plan and I will","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-918"},{"timestamp":1648911961,"iso":"2022-04-02T16:06:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is my thing, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-919"},{"timestamp":1648911970,"iso":"2022-04-02T16:06:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Game theory","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-920"},{"timestamp":1648912000,"iso":"2022-04-02T16:06:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love a good puzzle 🧩","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-921"},{"timestamp":1648912657,"iso":"2022-04-02T16:17:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Love that. Seems like you know what you’re doing 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-922"},{"timestamp":1648912749,"iso":"2022-04-02T16:19:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🙃 I’m just so fed up of wasting my and your money on a charity halfway house for someone who’s consistently thanking me/us like this 🤷‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-923"},{"timestamp":1648921486,"iso":"2022-04-02T18:44:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well quite. The other night I heard you till him to be quiet, and then I noticed after this he was even more loud, seemed like a massive fuck you.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-924"},{"timestamp":1649042099,"iso":"2022-04-04T04:14:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi darling are you awake? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-925"},{"timestamp":1649106605,"iso":"2022-04-04T22:10:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Argh, sorry, I sorta lost today - I couldn’t sleep well last night and ended up falling asleep in patches throughout the day (combined with struggling to breathe until my inhaler was approved at like 3pm) - I’m gonna take that zopiclone you gave me in an hour or so, and wake up at a proper hour tomorrow 👌\n\n(Also yeah, as for your penultimate message: I’ve given up on trying to expect decency in return for our charity - let alone decency for the sake of decency, lol.. I’m still trying to figure out a plan for that, but yeah, today’s been a bit of a writeoff)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-926"},{"timestamp":1649184823,"iso":"2022-04-05T19:53:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://shop.chezpierre.rs/men","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-927"},{"timestamp":1649190834,"iso":"2022-04-05T21:33:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1mag9NbDYEYjlHesS-p__RJt3iDoLVFb6xZq35j0Io10/mobilebasic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-928"},{"timestamp":1649195851,"iso":"2022-04-05T22:57:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.thedailybeast.com/prince-andrew-tries-and-fails-to-legally-label-virginia-giuffre-a-money-hungry-sex-kitten","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-929"},{"timestamp":1649241322,"iso":"2022-04-06T11:35:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, I had to rush out this morning so didn’t have time to tidy that stuff I left in the sink. Sorry about this, I’ll do it when I get back.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-930"},{"timestamp":1649266645,"iso":"2022-04-06T18:37:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries at all! It’s totally fine - you clean up so much stuff most of the time anyway!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-931"},{"timestamp":1649266653,"iso":"2022-04-06T18:37:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, Roman’s coming over at 7, so two quick questions: when are you back, and, more importantly, do you happen to know when _Kieran_ is back? 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-932"},{"timestamp":1649266707,"iso":"2022-04-06T18:38:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m just asking the first question out of interest - realised I might have phrased it a bit like this was something you’d agreed to and forgotten about!!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-933"},{"timestamp":1649266811,"iso":"2022-04-06T18:40:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha, I’m back shortly after 7, but will be leaving shortly after. Kieran will be back tomorrow evening 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-934"},{"timestamp":1649267557,"iso":"2022-04-06T18:52:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, you’re leaving after? Are you going to France tonight? Ah, that’s a shame, but no worries (obviously I wasn’t counting on you being back - or not having left - and I guess we’ll still have time for a quick drink!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-935"},{"timestamp":1650762895,"iso":"2022-04-24T02:14:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"👋 glad you’re back, but I’m gonna call it a night - I do like Oli, but I may well kill myself with a spoon if I have to listen to any more of him and Kieran, both refusing to shut up for half a fucking second to let anyone else speak","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-936"},{"timestamp":1651092946,"iso":"2022-04-27T21:55:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I forgot to ask: is there anything you fancy by way of snacks? I’ve got 5 mins here before it closes so I can easily grab something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-937"},{"timestamp":1651357143,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:19:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why is this girl recounting the most boring quotidian events as if they were some kind of riotously funny caper? Lol it’s quite discomfiting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-938"},{"timestamp":1651357172,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:19:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-939"},{"timestamp":1651357175,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:19:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m quite impulsive - I liked him, so I sent him a text!!!! And went for a drink!!!!!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-940"},{"timestamp":1651357177,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:19:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like lol ok","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-941"},{"timestamp":1651357194,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:19:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHHAHAHAH","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-942"},{"timestamp":1651357227,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:20:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was trying so hard not to laugh when she kept saying how interetsisng Tom was LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-943"},{"timestamp":1651357233,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:20:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And he thought I was being loud, so he said, he said…. SSH!!! Ahahahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-944"},{"timestamp":1651357235,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:20:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😭😂😭","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-945"},{"timestamp":1651357243,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:20:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, lol, and I’m a cabbage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-946"},{"timestamp":1651357379,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:22:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"“And he responded yes! Just three letters”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-947"},{"timestamp":1651357539,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:25:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol brilliant - ok I’m gonna think of an excuse","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-948"},{"timestamp":1651357891,"iso":"2022-04-30T23:31:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How do I know this girl’s country’s geography better than she does? Lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holland","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-949"},{"timestamp":1651426950,"iso":"2022-05-01T18:42:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hey darl","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-950"},{"timestamp":1651426960,"iso":"2022-05-01T18:42:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want a quick drink before you go?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-951"},{"timestamp":1651427283,"iso":"2022-05-01T18:48:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey! Sure, one mo :) I’m just trying to sort out a cab quickly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-952"},{"timestamp":1651428769,"iso":"2022-05-01T19:12:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-953","attachments":["static/photos/87054a59-c15e-4b93-aa09-2dacd910857c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1651428814,"iso":"2022-05-01T19:13:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darl he looks like a thug","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-954"},{"timestamp":1651428820,"iso":"2022-05-01T19:13:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Abort abort abort","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-955"},{"timestamp":1651921894,"iso":"2022-05-07T12:11:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, are you around today to help me with the shelves? I was going to sketch a few ideas and try to get a man to come out and take a look?\n\nAlso what do you think about telling Lepenis? I imagine if we ask him and he says no, we do it anyway, and maybe clean it up afterwards? What do you think? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-956"},{"timestamp":1651961655,"iso":"2022-05-07T23:14:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry I missed this - and sorry (this is why I opened the chat) you didn’t have a chance to get a word in just now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-957"},{"timestamp":1651961662,"iso":"2022-05-07T23:14:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me read and process this properly, one mo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-958"},{"timestamp":1651962349,"iso":"2022-05-07T23:25:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, I didn’t realise that message was from earlier","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-959"},{"timestamp":1651962354,"iso":"2022-05-07T23:25:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What’s been going on with Kieran?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-960"},{"timestamp":1651962387,"iso":"2022-05-07T23:26:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can we for some powder 🥹🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-961"},{"timestamp":1651962405,"iso":"2022-05-07T23:26:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah let’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-962"},{"timestamp":1652178346,"iso":"2022-05-10T11:25:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-963","attachments":["static/photos/4524a65d-ec69-494c-bb7e-ada1bf3ab2f0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1652178418,"iso":"2022-05-10T11:26:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Omg lol, I’ve got to send him this 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-964"},{"timestamp":1652564443,"iso":"2022-05-14T22:40:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey sorry, on balance I think I’m too hungover from last night - I’m terrible at handling it given I’ve been such a non-drinker recently 😬so I just don’t have the will to live (or the wille zur macht or whatever Oli would call it) to go to this thing \nBUT how about in recompense I can schedule something tonight for us and Oli and Roman and maybe a couple of others? I’ll set up a group chat this eve - if you and he are game - so it’s for definite :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-965"},{"timestamp":1652617020,"iso":"2022-05-15T13:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“H'm! you spent your postage for nothing, then. H'm! you are candid, however—and that is commendable. H'm! Mrs. Epanchin—oh yes! a most eminent person. I know her. As for Mr. Pavlicheff, who supported you in Switzerland, I know him too—at least, if it was Nicolai Andreevitch of that name? A fine fellow he was—and had a property of four thousand souls in his day.\"\n\n“Yes, Nicolai Andreevitch—that was his name,\" and the young fellow looked earnestly and with curiosity at the all-knowing gentleman with the red nose.\n\nThis sort of character is met with pretty frequently in a certain class. They are people who know everyone—that is, they know where a man is employed, what his salary is, whom he knows, whom he married, what money his wife had, who are his cousins, and second cousins, etc., etc. These men generally have about a hundred pounds a year to live on, and they spend their whole time and talents in the amassing of this style of knowledge, which they reduce—or raise—to the standard of a science.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-966"},{"timestamp":1652617047,"iso":"2022-05-15T13:17:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ from the first chapter of The Idiot - absolutely captures these people to a T","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-967"},{"timestamp":1652645723,"iso":"2022-05-15T21:15:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/NcxvQI88JRY","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-968"},{"timestamp":1652648801,"iso":"2022-05-15T22:06:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-969","attachments":["static/photos/c1e1e53d-d022-44ad-be8b-91c6809d393f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1652888898,"iso":"2022-05-18T16:48:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, I’ve realised it’s Tim’s birthday this week so I ought to get him a present if I get it from ED account it will ruin the surprise, so I was wondering if you could send that money to this account instead:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-970"},{"timestamp":1652888904,"iso":"2022-05-18T16:48:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-971"},{"timestamp":1652890160,"iso":"2022-05-18T17:09:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, what money? Are you saying you want to send some money via my account? Or is there some money I owe you for something? God, sorry, I’m dreadful at remembering these things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-972"},{"timestamp":1652890430,"iso":"2022-05-18T17:13:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yah I forget as well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-973"},{"timestamp":1652890450,"iso":"2022-05-18T17:14:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-974"},{"timestamp":1652890461,"iso":"2022-05-18T17:14:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was this.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-975"},{"timestamp":1652890506,"iso":"2022-05-18T17:15:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s no real rush, I just thought it would be a good way of getting round the Tim issue","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-976"},{"timestamp":1652892326,"iso":"2022-05-18T17:45:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yeah, I _thought_ (not to ruin your plan, lol) that I’d solved it by paying that month’s rent (which I think was whichever one was within a few days of us sorting out that note?) \n\nIf you paid that too, then … hmm… Don’t worry, I’m liquid and I can pay whenever & figure it out later, but it’d be rather shitty of the estate agents / landlords not to point it out if we’ve double paid (though I know I’ve overpaid before and they stayed surprisingly quiet, given their loudness if we ever underpay…)\n\nAnyway lemme know if you paid the one that was around the time of that note (incidentally if you could remind me of the date as well - if you know - that’d be super helpful) and I’ll try to figure out the neatest way to solve this one 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-977"},{"timestamp":1652892370,"iso":"2022-05-18T17:46:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry for the stream-of-consciousness message, haha - I need to dam up my consciousness stream","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-978"},{"timestamp":1652894484,"iso":"2022-05-18T18:21:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"yeah let me have a think, I remember it getting a little complicated lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-979"},{"timestamp":1652894720,"iso":"2022-05-18T18:25:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, from what I recall, I definitely made a point of not asking you for the money, but I also – bizarrely stupidly, I can’t recall why – didn’t tell you _not to pay it_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-980"},{"timestamp":1652897757,"iso":"2022-05-18T19:15:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-981"},{"timestamp":1652916094,"iso":"2022-05-19T00:21:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That wasn't a homeless at the door, was it !?!?!\n\nAlso, thanks, I'll have a look and send it urgently if that's right - really sorry, I didn't realise [if it turns out I do] that I owed you money - I thought (and still think, I suppose, though I'm keen to see what transpires in terms of that post-calculation rent payment) that if anything I'd overpaid, so I never thought I'd not paid what was owed 😬\n\nAnyway, ineffectual hand-wringing notwithstanding, is there any chance you could clarify what e.g. 'March rent', 'April rent', etc mean? b/c that could be either e.g. 'rent owed at March' or 'rent owed _for_ March', and _even then_ it could be 'end of March' or 'start of March' or anywhere in between, etc etc etc... Maybe we should talk it through in person tomorrow? (Sorry, I'm not disagreeing, I just can't quite even figure out what you mean by those figures - presumably they're not entirely correct considering that payment was _after_ we did this, but.....argh I'm very lost)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-982"},{"timestamp":1652916619,"iso":"2022-05-19T00:30:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha fortunately not it was a Gorillas delivery.\n\nI imagine because we paid rent in advance it would be rent owed at March. Yah let’s do it tomorrow darling, I’ll run through it again in the morning x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-983"},{"timestamp":1652961013,"iso":"2022-05-19T12:50:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-984"},{"timestamp":1652961014,"iso":"2022-05-19T12:50:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-985"},{"timestamp":1652961014,"iso":"2022-05-19T12:50:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-986"},{"timestamp":1652961015,"iso":"2022-05-19T12:50:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-987"},{"timestamp":1652961015,"iso":"2022-05-19T12:50:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-988"},{"timestamp":1652961016,"iso":"2022-05-19T12:50:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-989"},{"timestamp":1652961115,"iso":"2022-05-19T12:51:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know if this makes sense or there are some bits that are bit confusing, I appreciate how I’ve it out might not be the most logical to most people haha I’ll be in my room for 2 hours or so x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-990"},{"timestamp":1652993158,"iso":"2022-05-19T21:45:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling do you want to come down for a drink","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-991"},{"timestamp":1652993221,"iso":"2022-05-19T21:47:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ooh, at Waitrose, but when I’m back (10-15 mins) I’d be very much up for it if you’re still around? Sorry I haven’t got back to your messages above yet, this last week and a half and counting has been insane at work 😬 But let’s chat when I’m back!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-992"},{"timestamp":1652996599,"iso":"2022-05-19T22:43:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://shirazsocialist.wordpress.com/2011/12/24/kingsley-amis-on-the-hangover/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-993"},{"timestamp":1653001104,"iso":"2022-05-19T23:58:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol I can hear Kieran is doing his ageless routine: being an insufferable prat who's completely sublimely inconsiderate of other people, then moaning and shouting about how mean everyone's being when someone so much as points it out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-994"},{"timestamp":1653001105,"iso":"2022-05-19T23:58:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"classic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-995"},{"timestamp":1653001109,"iso":"2022-05-19T23:58:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"name a more iconic duo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-996"},{"timestamp":1653001280,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:01:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How long do we want to pay for this privilege? That's the question - I'm increasingly fed up since we last spoke when I recommended giving him a chance (and I was pretty fucking fed up _then_ as it stood)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-997"},{"timestamp":1653001468,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:04:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I’ve spent years going on to Kieran about this slamming everyone and not thinking about his behaviour\n\nHis functional retardation would be insufferable enough if he were paying for the damage - considering that he’s a pauper living in this almshouse, it would be an unimaginable way of comporting oneself for me or any other well-raised civilised human being","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-998"},{"timestamp":1653001487,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:04:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"slamming every*thing*, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-999"},{"timestamp":1653001547,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:05:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(This is assuming from the slamming sounds that that's what you're talking about [which are fine of course - I'll still be working for at least another hour, and it's for a good cause])","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1000"},{"timestamp":1653004417,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:53:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit I really need to check my whatsapp threads better BEFORE sending stuff - dw I've removed Kieran and I'm sure neither of you were online then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1001"},{"timestamp":1653004431,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:53:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'll figure out an excuse tomorrow but I cba now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1002"},{"timestamp":1653004454,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:54:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’ve just opened my phone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1003"},{"timestamp":1653004459,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:54:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nSo confused","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1004"},{"timestamp":1653004640,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:57:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I accidentally reopened WhatsApp and sent my message (which YOU should still be able to see, hopefully) in the group chat - then clocked (after about three more messages…) and very rapidly kicked Kieran out, and I’m positive he wasn’t online, so we’re good (I googled it and it should delete any phone notifications)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1005"},{"timestamp":1653004794,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:59:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m so confused","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1006"},{"timestamp":1653004796,"iso":"2022-05-20T00:59:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, realise I maybe sounded a bit grumpy just now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1007"},{"timestamp":1653004811,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:00:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Come down for a quick drink","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1008"},{"timestamp":1653004822,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:00:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm jsut a bit frazzled raelly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1009"},{"timestamp":1653004827,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:00:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Idk what’ joust happened","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1010"},{"timestamp":1653004828,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:00:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"YEah I can pop down for a few mins if that works","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1011"},{"timestamp":1653004837,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:00:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay darl","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1012"},{"timestamp":1653004849,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:00:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I really am quite tired and I've got half an hour at least of work in the way of sleep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1013"},{"timestamp":1653004855,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:00:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I really mean a few mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1014"},{"timestamp":1653004861,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:01:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"gimme one mo, I'll pack this up and head down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1015"},{"timestamp":1653004898,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:01:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes that’s fine sweetie","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1016"},{"timestamp":1653004998,"iso":"2022-05-20T01:03:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Come soon before I nod off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1017"},{"timestamp":1653065337,"iso":"2022-05-20T17:48:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darling are you about tomorrow eve, for sups? If not we Sunday eve works xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1018"},{"timestamp":1653087832,"iso":"2022-05-21T00:03:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’ll come join you asap - I’m just a bit nauseous (I’ve been ill since last night) so give me a few mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1019"},{"timestamp":1653095317,"iso":"2022-05-21T02:08:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, if you get this, *you really are wasting your time tilting at windmills*... You are arguing with someone who literally has zero power in this situation - like, it's just insecurity, just a deimatic display that you're confusing with genuine power and prerogative\n\nIt's sad, but you need to ask yourself \"what is this person actually going to do?\", rather than listening to his delusional insistences and assuming they're actually real / are demands he's able to back up with anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1020"},{"timestamp":1653097922,"iso":"2022-05-21T02:52:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Look, one of the books we read in Greek classes when I was at school was Thucydides' History of the Peloponnesian War (which is an extraordinary work of art - I'll expatiate on its merits some other time). One of the more famous passages is the Melian dialogue, where the Athenians invade Melos, a neutral island, and demand tribute or else they'll raze it to the ground. The Melians argue that to do so is ethically wrong, and the Athenians argue, famously, that \"the strong do what they will and the weak suffer what they must\". They raze Melos to the ground and for years 'Melian famine' is slang for total and utter privation. Aaanyway, I always remembered not only the Melian but also the much-less-appreciated Mytilenean dialogue – lotsa dialogues, always speaking-through, dialēgein – where the Athenians ARE convinced by the Mytileneans in a similar debate, and decide to spare their womenfolk and children, even most of their menfolk, and only execute the few ringleaders. Point is it doesn't demonstrate any less power than what they did to the Melians; true power is the opposite of making a show, it's self-assured and not peacocking. Anyway, the point is that we have the only power here and I don't think it's worth wasting your time on taking Kieran seriously. He's .... well, 'bluffing' is too kind; he's not doing anything that smart. He's just deluded and living in a fantasy world, because the alternative to that defence mechanism is ego death","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1021"},{"timestamp":1653226561,"iso":"2022-05-22T14:36:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling it’s so nice outside do you want to go for a walk?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1022"},{"timestamp":1653226848,"iso":"2022-05-22T14:40:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ooh, I’m just waking up and having some coffee, tidying up a bit, getting a tiny spot of work done - maybe at 4-4:30ish? Alternatively I’m going to dinner at my parents’ and you’re very welcome to come join if you’re totally at a loose end (might not be the worst thing since we’re probably likely to end up strategising about what we do with the flat, with Kieran, &c)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1023"},{"timestamp":1653234198,"iso":"2022-05-22T16:43:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes perfect. Does 30 mins work? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1024"},{"timestamp":1653238554,"iso":"2022-05-22T17:55:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry I missed this - did you mean for a walk or for dinner? I’m going to dinner in 20 minutes or so, so I’m afraid a walk is imposs now (maybe we could do a late night stroll?!) 😬 But dinner I could definitely check!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1025"},{"timestamp":1653238620,"iso":"2022-05-22T17:57:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh that’s so kind to invite me. Although I’m meeting a friend around 20:00. We could do a night stroll when I’m back xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1026"},{"timestamp":1653259785,"iso":"2022-05-22T23:49:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, I registered your initial message and meant to reply when I got back, but I’ve been caught up in household chores & it seems like you’re out anyway! Ah well, we should do a walk tomorrow or early this week to discuss the various weekend matters while sober (as Herodotus describes the ancient Persian tradition: whatever you decide drunk should be reconsidered when sober, and whatever you decide sober should be reconsidered drunk 😁)\n\nAlso it was interesting to chat to my parents about this stuff.. They agreed about Tig and Pig - well, they’ve _always_ maintained that I should have kept them and, having not kept them, that I should take them back, but anyway.. And interestingly they said that Kieran’s sister (during that particular saga) was actually a very polite houseguest, and had nothing in common with Kieran.. (And it made me reflect, apropos of all the excuses about his childhood: his previous male flatmate was _also_ from that religious sect, and not only was he well-behaved, but he went with the other (female) flatmate, who was a total stranger to him, rather than kieran.. Honestly how this all didn’t ring alarm bells is bewildering to me - I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve really dwelt on it but I know I’m the one who suggested helping Kieran out and I’m very sorry I did that (sorry in the interior sense and sorry in the interpersonal/apologetic sense)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1027"},{"timestamp":1653260552,"iso":"2022-05-23T00:02:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ My real current dilemma is whether to tell Edward anything - and _especially_ if he actively asks.. I honestly am not a spiteful person, even though I’m appalled at Kieran’s behaviour (I suppose I just don’t have the sort of personality that requires / fixates on revenge), but I’m uncomfortable about my moral obligations to Edward – again, especially and mainly in the event that he asks me anything, which is not unlikely if he seriously considers it.. I don’t know what you think about that? I mean, above all, and like my parents echoed, I’m just absolutely nonplussed at how Kieran thinks this is going to end.. If I had two sets of flatmates kick me out in barely six months, even if I was 100% convinced that I was behaving reasonably, I would still change my behaviour because clearly it isn’t going to work out well for me either way 🤷‍♂️ (Not to even mention the extraordinary number of guys he must spend an inordinate amount of time dredging up off grindr, with a literally zero percent success rate of keeping anyone around beyond one encounter (>95%) or at most a few weeks (100%)… I mean, just as a scientific oddity, I don’t know how a person can have so little self-understanding or even capacity for inductive reasoning….)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1028"},{"timestamp":1653260652,"iso":"2022-05-23T00:04:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ sorry, those statistics were very bewilderingly expressed as my stream of consciousness corrected itself, but you get what I mean, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1029"},{"timestamp":1653292806,"iso":"2022-05-23T09:00:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes, I wasn’t feeling the best last night, but yes I agree we\nE should try to work out what to do. Let’s go through it at some point this week xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1030"},{"timestamp":1653292815,"iso":"2022-05-23T09:00:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you about later today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1031"},{"timestamp":1653481988,"iso":"2022-05-25T13:33:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hey hey, are you around later today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1032"},{"timestamp":1653482285,"iso":"2022-05-25T13:38:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, absolutely, I’m always around 😅 (I was just thinking we need to figure something out in terms of kieran - whatever exactly that may be - because I feel like I’m just living in a prison, even more so as of the last week, though it’s undoubtably good that we’re finally dealing with it.. Anyway I’m quick-replying on my laptop **so if there’s anything you sent before this I can’t see it**, but I’ll check my WhatsApp as soon as I’m done w the immediate urgent thing I’m working on (I just figured I should reply to this message or else I never would))","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1033"},{"timestamp":1653482492,"iso":"2022-05-25T13:41:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes shall we go for drinks somewhere in Marylebone. There’s a Zettners townhouse close by. We can’t have you feeling like that darling, absolutely not! Shall we aim for 7? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1034"},{"timestamp":1653502429,"iso":"2022-05-25T19:13:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you still about this eve? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1035"},{"timestamp":1653503163,"iso":"2022-05-25T19:26:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, absolutely!! I’m still trying to get my work wrapped up - I can explain later but my workload’s been slightly awful lately - and then I might dash to Waitrose, but we can catch up before or after that, whenever and whatever suits, really :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1036"},{"timestamp":1653503416,"iso":"2022-05-25T19:30:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1037"},{"timestamp":1653503423,"iso":"2022-05-25T19:30:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can we do before?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1038"},{"timestamp":1653503431,"iso":"2022-05-25T19:30:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What time were you thinking?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1039"},{"timestamp":1653505849,"iso":"2022-05-25T20:10:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, sure! I was thinking of going some time in the next hour, seeing as I’m craving some sugar and I don’t have anything sweet, lol - when are you around?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1040"},{"timestamp":1653505853,"iso":"2022-05-25T20:10:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha sorry I don’t mean to make it sound like catching a flight, just to catch up in our own house, but if we both have stuff to do and time constraints then I guess we’ve gotta 🤷‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1041"},{"timestamp":1653506299,"iso":"2022-05-25T20:18:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay perfect! Let me know when you’re ready 🙌🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1042"},{"timestamp":1653506583,"iso":"2022-05-25T20:23:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, I thought I was waiting for _you_ to get ready 😂 Gimme 30 secs to tidy up the car stuff and I’ll be downstairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1043"},{"timestamp":1653506595,"iso":"2022-05-25T20:23:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"cat* stuff, I mean 🚗","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1044"},{"timestamp":1653512101,"iso":"2022-05-25T21:55:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So - shall I send kieran a message? Or did you want to wait until we’ve actually asked the landlord? Where did you leave it with him last time?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1045"},{"timestamp":1653512332,"iso":"2022-05-25T21:58:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let’s wait till we’ve asked the land lord. I think I said we’d play it by ear. Let me go over the contract tomorrow and we can work out the best move to make. He said he’d want to wait till July to move for various reasons. I think after he hear from the landlord we tell him that we’ve decided to go and set a date with him.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1046"},{"timestamp":1653672650,"iso":"2022-05-27T18:30:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling I’m just at primrose hill having some pimms with Alex do you want to join? If not I should be back in an hour and we. An go do something fun :) x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1047"},{"timestamp":1653678050,"iso":"2022-05-27T20:00:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry, work dragged on and then I was playing with the cats (who‘ve been pretty needy over the last few days).. I’ve gotta dash to Waitrose at some point to get Pig a new box of her food - her ‘connoisseur’s collection’, lol - but otherwise I’m free!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1048"},{"timestamp":1653689839,"iso":"2022-05-27T23:17:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK so, for Python, these would be my resources:\n\n- Codecademy's Python 3 course: https://www.codecademy.com/learn/learn-python-3 They have a Python 2 course which is free, but the Python 3 one is locked behind their 'Pro' membership, albeit with a 7-day free trial. I'd highly recommend taking it and doing it within the free trial, though if you've not finished by the time it elapses, I'd consider it (not much) money very well spent. It's a fantastic site and there are other good courses related to Python or data science or whatever.\n\n- For a super quick tour, the ever-excellent Learn X in Y Minutes has a page for Python: https://learnxinyminutes.com/docs/python/ While Codecademy is the best recommendation I can make, this would be a good way to dip your toes in the water and see how you like it. You'd want to install Python 3 on your Mac first, so you can experiment. (For weird historical reasons Macs happen to come with Python 2 pre-installed - which is highly unusual for programming languages - and that can lead beginners down a very confusing path. I can help you install Python 3 or guide you through it over WhatsApp.)\n\n- The Python website itself has a tutorial here (though, whether intentionally or not, it assumes SOME acquaintance with certain programming concepts): https://docs.python.org/3/tutorial/\n\nI'd highly recommend doing it, tbh - if you need a job, then it's amazing how much money you can make after seriously not more than a couple of weeks picking up the tools. Especially if you have a quantitative degree, that would help in general and *particularly* with the data science path (if you were interested in that side of things). Or just as an amateur - in the proper original sense of the word - it's a super interesting worthwhile thing to do :) \n\n(And ignore the people who say Python is slow and bad. It *is* slow, but (a) that hardly matters on modern computers for almost all purposes, and (b) all the underlying 'heavy lifting' code for the maths-y and science-y libraries is written in C anyway)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1049"},{"timestamp":1653690232,"iso":"2022-05-27T23:23:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ Also, Terminal-wise, basic tips for anything you need to do:\n\n- For every command you run (except a few 'built-in' ones), the first word - i.e. up to the first space - is executing a program by that name* and passing the rest of your command to that program as input.\n\n- You're always 'in' a directory ('folder'), much like when using Finder. You use `cd` to change directory (e.g. `cd Documents/my_folder`, or `cd ../..` to go back), and you can use `pwd` to show your current directory (though I believe the Mac Terminal app shows it in the window bar). You can also use `ls` to list all files in the current directory (`ls Downloads` - as an example - to list all files in another one by its path).\n\nI'll add on anything more that I can think of in another message, haha\n\n*These are all located in your file system somewhere, though it will search the PATH variable (`echo $PATH`) to find it in one of the directories ('folders') used for storing programs. You can run `which python` to show where it is (or `which -a python` to show _all_ matching programs in any of the directories in your path).","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1050"},{"timestamp":1653690311,"iso":"2022-05-27T23:25:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ Oh - for any command you don't understand, you can run e.g. `man python` to see its man page, usually including examples","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1051"},{"timestamp":1653690322,"iso":"2022-05-27T23:25:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(sorry, man page = manual page)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1052"},{"timestamp":1653690406,"iso":"2022-05-27T23:26:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^^ Oh and also, though using it like this is constantly bemoaned by old-school programmers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_(Unix)#Useless_use_of_cat), realistically `cat` is a good command to use to read a file (e.g. `cat ./myfile.txt`)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1053"},{"timestamp":1653690470,"iso":"2022-05-27T23:27:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(You probably won't need to use the command line that much realistically, but I figured it may be useful to know the absolute basics if you're asked to do one or two things in a terminal)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1054"},{"timestamp":1653732071,"iso":"2022-05-28T11:01:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhh thank you for these will take a look over them later xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1055"},{"timestamp":1653754826,"iso":"2022-05-28T17:20:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you getting on darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1056"},{"timestamp":1653757876,"iso":"2022-05-28T18:11:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Contact card omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1057"},{"timestamp":1653758478,"iso":"2022-05-28T18:21:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1058"},{"timestamp":1653770392,"iso":"2022-05-28T21:39:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry for the noises Pig is making - I’m just feeling quite sick and she will not shut up if I don’t play with her for so much as 5 seconds…. So I’m hoping that shutting her out will train her a bit, as well as relieving me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1059"},{"timestamp":1653772153,"iso":"2022-05-28T22:09:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no need to apologise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1060"},{"timestamp":1653772165,"iso":"2022-05-28T22:09:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know if there’s anything I can do :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1061"},{"timestamp":1653827371,"iso":"2022-05-29T13:29:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling did you get a chance to look this ?x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1062"},{"timestamp":1653828206,"iso":"2022-05-29T13:43:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I did actually but I couldn’t quite parse what’s going on, and then it got a bit sidetracked by the Kieran stuff.. I think this makes it look like I paid several things which IIRC I didn’t pay, and I’m not quite sure what the conclusion is (having said that, the inner logic seems fine 😅)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1063"},{"timestamp":1653828439,"iso":"2022-05-29T13:47:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yes I forgot as well, but just realised that I was supposed to send rent on Wednesday lol\n\nLet me know if there’s any bits which you don’t follow x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1064"},{"timestamp":1653828813,"iso":"2022-05-29T13:53:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, is it due then? I could’ve sworn it was on the 1st - that’s when I’ve been sending rent 🙃 Oh well I’ll recheck the contract.. And, as for that, yeah, let me go through it now and reassemble all the inflows and outflows of money - we’ve got all the info so it should be doable… I’ve just lost track in my head of any tally of who owes whom, since it’s flipped whenever we’ve adjusted the rents 🫠 But yeah, we’ve got the hard data in our bank accounts and so I don’t think we can ultimately disagree!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1065"},{"timestamp":1653829811,"iso":"2022-05-29T14:10:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yah I was having a look at the contract this morning to see if that clause was in and it said the 25th. X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1066"},{"timestamp":1654116627,"iso":"2022-06-01T21:50:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1067"},{"timestamp":1654116758,"iso":"2022-06-01T21:52:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1068"},{"timestamp":1654116851,"iso":"2022-06-01T21:54:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1069","attachments":["static/photos/dfec7f37-5e59-4c04-9fc2-fe737f23824b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1654117786,"iso":"2022-06-01T22:09:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1070"},{"timestamp":1654194753,"iso":"2022-06-02T19:32:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d that a new Asian are one of the regulars 😅😄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1071"},{"timestamp":1654457052,"iso":"2022-06-05T20:24:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey is there any chance I could beg a sleeping pill, if you still have any? (Only b/c I’ve not slept properly in days - given my current state - and it’s driving me a bit mad.. No probs if not though!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1072"},{"timestamp":1654457546,"iso":"2022-06-05T20:32:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes of course. I’m out atm but they be in the smallest pill bottle on my desk mixed with some Valium.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1073"},{"timestamp":1654457821,"iso":"2022-06-05T20:37:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, amazing, thanks so much! Much much much obliged 🙌 (I can’t even articulate how much I’m longing for some rest)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1074"},{"timestamp":1654593961,"iso":"2022-06-07T10:26:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1075"},{"timestamp":1654596163,"iso":"2022-06-07T11:02:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, I’m really sorry, this has gone on way too long - how much do I owe you? I’m not in much of a state to litigate it rn (lol) so prob easiest for me to just send it to you, and I can always look at it some other time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1076"},{"timestamp":1654596556,"iso":"2022-06-07T11:09:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry, I hope im not being too pushy, my cash-flow is just a bit of messy atm, especially as I’m off to France this eve, and I tend to over spend way to much there. But I’m around, this afternoon, or early evening were we can go through it., or anytime when I get back, but I think it probably should be right, or if not, not massively far off.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1077"},{"timestamp":1654596569,"iso":"2022-06-07T11:09:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1078"},{"timestamp":1654596629,"iso":"2022-06-07T11:10:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1079"},{"timestamp":1654610361,"iso":"2022-06-07T14:59:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah it’s totally fine, I’ve been way too dilatory with this whole on-and-off let’s-try-to-figure-out-what-it-all-means thing, so it’s much easier this way.. I’ll send it as soon as I have a moment - will let you know!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1080"},{"timestamp":1654610499,"iso":"2022-06-07T15:01:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1081","attachments":["static/photos/40eff56c-42df-46f3-9234-5f84422f4a27.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1654610499,"iso":"2022-06-07T15:01:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1082","attachments":["static/photos/44af512a-8ba8-4f2e-a2ac-b9cad830a93c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1654610614,"iso":"2022-06-07T15:03:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Not to mention the hideous grammar/semantics of “immigration enforcement” - enforcing immigration?!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1083"},{"timestamp":1654610704,"iso":"2022-06-07T15:05:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit I just noticed my dad made (more subtly) the exact same observation - ignore me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1084"},{"timestamp":1654610914,"iso":"2022-06-07T15:08:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, back to the money points: were you and kieran talking about cleaner-related subventions? Do I need to send anyone anything? I didn’t really keep up with who was inviting her and for what, so I’m not sure what I owe (though, to be clear, I don’t mind in the slightest!!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1085"},{"timestamp":1654617691,"iso":"2022-06-07T17:01:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling I’ve rushing around all day will read this when a bit later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1086"},{"timestamp":1654627395,"iso":"2022-06-07T19:43:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you darling. I’m sure we can go through it once I get back. As for the cleaner I wasn’t sure who paid her, I know we split the first on, and I thought kieran and you paid for the other two times. I’ll send money for the most recent one.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1087"},{"timestamp":1654627768,"iso":"2022-06-07T19:49:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes how gross, sounds more like a man hunt. I think the UK has done enough over the years to make it clear they don’t want anyone stealing there jobs 😂, as if the Brexit fiasco wasn’t bad enough but Priti nasty Patel threatening any desperate migrant with a shanty town in Rwanda as punishment for evening trying 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1088"},{"timestamp":1655059953,"iso":"2022-06-12T19:52:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, sorry, is theee any chance you could let me in if you’re around?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1089"},{"timestamp":1655059961,"iso":"2022-06-12T19:52:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Long story involving leaving my key with Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1090"},{"timestamp":1655059968,"iso":"2022-06-12T19:52:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1091"},{"timestamp":1655059975,"iso":"2022-06-12T19:52:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1092"},{"timestamp":1655059977,"iso":"2022-06-12T19:52:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also christ it’s a bit of a war zone here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1093"},{"timestamp":1655061788,"iso":"2022-06-12T20:23:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I didn’t mean to sound like I was saying anything against my family there - just that I was pretty miserable because I’m still ill (I thought by Tue-Thu that I was over it, but apparently not)\n\nOn the bright side I was chatting w my parents on the way back, and they said they’re quite keen for me to get some kind of flat, and that if we need 50 or 100 or whatever for a deposit that I should just ask and they can sort it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1094"},{"timestamp":1655063007,"iso":"2022-06-12T20:43:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh so sorry to hear you’re still not feeling too good. Yes I suppose having to be sociable when you’re ill isn’t the best. \n\nOh amazing, is that something you want to do? Tbh the fact that there was a murder less than 100m from the front door is making me quite keen move. If the homeless men following me to the door or the meth-heads shooting in the mews wasn’t enough ahhaa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1095"},{"timestamp":1655129457,"iso":"2022-06-13T15:10:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you around for drinks later? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1096"},{"timestamp":1655141002,"iso":"2022-06-13T18:23:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry - yeah, absolutely! I’m gonna dash to Waitrose in not long to get some meds, but I feel like I’m over the worst 🤞","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1097"},{"timestamp":1655147321,"iso":"2022-06-13T20:08:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh awesome. So pleased to hear you’re feeling better. I should be home in an hour or so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1098"},{"timestamp":1655147325,"iso":"2022-06-13T20:08:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we go then.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1099"},{"timestamp":1655150948,"iso":"2022-06-13T21:09:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah absolutely! That sounds good :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1100"},{"timestamp":1655151565,"iso":"2022-06-13T21:19:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you you free now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1101"},{"timestamp":1655160020,"iso":"2022-06-13T23:40:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1102","attachments":["static/photos/38250426-9259-45d6-b24e-fd282b1b97cc.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1655160586,"iso":"2022-06-13T23:49:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"dnutt-lancet-011110.pdf • 8 pages document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1103"},{"timestamp":1655377144,"iso":"2022-06-16T11:59:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1104"},{"timestamp":1655717862,"iso":"2022-06-20T10:37:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi darling, did you still want to go to St Tropez at the end of the month?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1105"},{"timestamp":1655928200,"iso":"2022-06-22T21:03:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1106","attachments":["static/photos/6cc908e6-9040-4f89-aa41-194da517b676.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1655931351,"iso":"2022-06-22T21:55:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I just realised: I feel like Sontag’s essay on cancer and euphemism is somehow very relevant to all this new word stuff: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illness_as_Metaphor https://monoskop.org/images/4/4a/Susan_Sontag_Illness_As_Metaphor_1978.pdf lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1107"},{"timestamp":1655931483,"iso":"2022-06-22T21:58:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/7Mmi03G5oV0","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1108"},{"timestamp":1656169928,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:12:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1109"},{"timestamp":1656169967,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:12:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus Christ I really need to get a better hold of my finances - I can’t quite believe that I managed to get through so much money (well, and that someone else did) in 30 days, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1110"},{"timestamp":1656169991,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:13:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, not 100% sure what to do - sorry, I’m poor for a weekend 🤷‍♂️ How much is this thing?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1111"},{"timestamp":1656170055,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:14:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m so glad, I was just thinking if I could really be bothered going anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1112"},{"timestamp":1656170076,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:14:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha ok good - lol I need to figure out how to administer a drip myself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1113"},{"timestamp":1656170093,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:14:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling that is quite impressive I must say.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1114"},{"timestamp":1656170094,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:14:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If phlebotomists and homeless people can find a vein then I’m sure it can’t be too hard","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1115"},{"timestamp":1656170113,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:15:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m clueless when it comes to finances also","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1116"},{"timestamp":1656170127,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:15:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’m sure there’s a course one can take","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1117"},{"timestamp":1656170138,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:15:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d end up saving so much money haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1118"},{"timestamp":1656170144,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:15:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah…. god this reminds me of the time my parents realised they were still paying (a vast amount) for every phone contract that anyone in the family had ever had (due to uncancelled direct debits) - which I found absurd at the time but not so much now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1119"},{"timestamp":1656170174,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:16:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe we can take classes from Roman? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1120"},{"timestamp":1656170212,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:16:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hopefully you can get to the bottom of it. Have you seen any transactions which sent yours?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1121"},{"timestamp":1656170380,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:19:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, haha, I’ll show you later if you want - afaict (from my banking experience) someone’s managed to clone my contactless chip, which would explain the slow pace and somewhat limited expense of each transaction (b/c SCA)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1122"},{"timestamp":1656170486,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:21:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, shit, did you say yesterday that you had some Adderall? I’ll happily pay you the market value of a pill or two (I’ll look it up) - prob not the best thing but it’s a mild enough drug that I’m technically prescribed (well, Elvanse) and financially I can prob afford a tenner or two on pills, just not hundreds on drips and all that over the next two days","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1123"},{"timestamp":1656170513,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:21:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Sorry for the delay on that one- I think you said it yesterday but I just processed that echoic memory, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1124"},{"timestamp":1656170592,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:23:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh actually I suppose I could just take some mephedrone really - I’m not sure, I’ll look up the differences","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1125"},{"timestamp":1656170709,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:25:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh what a pain. You poor thing.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1126"},{"timestamp":1656170863,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:27:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have two dexamphetamines not quite sure what the difference is, but these are quite strong. I’ll check what I have. And no mean to pay. Although maybe we can barter, as I would absolutely love some mephedrone haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1127"},{"timestamp":1656171168,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:32:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I found the inevitable Roman message:\n\n> I know but it’s bizarre to include levoamphetamine as it is inferior to dexamphetamine in every way - worse side effect profile in terms of peripheral effects, vasoconstriction etc and far weaker in terms of its therapeutic effects. When you take adderall the therapeutic effects come almost entirely from dexamphetamine.. the addition of the 25% levo isomer does nothing really except make the side effects worse and potentially more dangerous. This is why countries like the uk with non-profit driven healthcare simply use dexamphetamine (despite shire being a uk based pharmaceutical company!). Also when it says amphetamine that means L-amphetamine (ie the levo isomer)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1128"},{"timestamp":1656171223,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:33:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So it sounds good 👌 And sure, I’ve got a bunch left over, I’m very happy to trade one or two","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1129"},{"timestamp":1656172429,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:53:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.theoadclinic.com/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1130"},{"timestamp":1656172469,"iso":"2022-06-25T16:54:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ the website is heavy on drug addict stuff, but they also did Roman’s ADHD diagnosis and they’ve basically functioned as a full-service clinic for various stuff for all of us, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1131"},{"timestamp":1656178094,"iso":"2022-06-25T18:28:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Amazing 🤩","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1132"},{"timestamp":1656178171,"iso":"2022-06-25T18:29:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also you probably won’t be able to sleep on that pill. If you need a zopi just shout.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1133"},{"timestamp":1656178193,"iso":"2022-06-25T18:29:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1134"},{"timestamp":1656536339,"iso":"2022-06-29T21:58:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://gb.revivme.com/therapies/royal-flush/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1135"},{"timestamp":1656594314,"iso":"2022-06-30T14:05:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1136"},{"timestamp":1656594485,"iso":"2022-06-30T14:08:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also it was £1100 for the remainder. Sorry to be weird about it, but I’ve got so much to pay for this month.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1137"},{"timestamp":1656614962,"iso":"2022-06-30T19:49:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, sorry, I’ll get that of course - so 174 for the dry cleaning (minus the tie, lol 🤑)?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1138"},{"timestamp":1656614967,"iso":"2022-06-30T19:49:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, 74, sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1139"},{"timestamp":1656713272,"iso":"2022-07-01T23:07:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes 74 haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1140"},{"timestamp":1656787566,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:46:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have we decided to turn our house into a bad homeware store? Or a lift, or a ratty parochial nightclub-cum-bar? lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1141"},{"timestamp":1656787574,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:46:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Also thanks, sent that earlier!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1142"},{"timestamp":1656787609,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:46:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh thank you darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1143"},{"timestamp":1656787615,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:46:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you home?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1144"},{"timestamp":1656787638,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:47:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah I just got back - been out with my brother and sister at Pride (and Jake and a few other people)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1145"},{"timestamp":1656787651,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:47:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Jake from monzo, not Divy’s pet)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1146"},{"timestamp":1656787660,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:47:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is Kieran’s sister still here??!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1147"},{"timestamp":1656787667,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:47:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1148"},{"timestamp":1656787696,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:48:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes he’s been blasting that music for the last hour 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1149"},{"timestamp":1656787721,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:48:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah joy.. well, I have to listen to the flies anyway, I suppose, and musically this isn’t _much_ worse","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1150"},{"timestamp":1656787758,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:49:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does he know you’re back? I thought he would have know. better blasting music.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1151"},{"timestamp":1656787774,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:49:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes apparently she’s staying this eve, with him in his room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1152"},{"timestamp":1656787795,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:49:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eh no I don’t mind that much.. one day in some flowers for algernon type scenario I hope to become braindead enough to derive pleasure from this music, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1153"},{"timestamp":1656787812,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:50:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh good, and I just got _back_ from cambridge, lol, god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1154"},{"timestamp":1656787842,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:50:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1155"},{"timestamp":1656787854,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:50:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did the last song just repeat or is this a different one? I can’t even tell","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1156"},{"timestamp":1656787865,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:51:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you doing much tomorrow, do you want to go for lunch?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1157"},{"timestamp":1656787866,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:51:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s like intravenous pablum","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1158"},{"timestamp":1656787876,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:51:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHAHHAAH","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1159"},{"timestamp":1656787880,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:51:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah sure! I’m feeling distinctly better now so I’m definitely game!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1160"},{"timestamp":1656787887,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:51:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1161"},{"timestamp":1656787899,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:51:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"😂😭","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1162"},{"timestamp":1656787918,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:51:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect, anywhere you want to go?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1163"},{"timestamp":1656787921,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:52:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Feel like I’m in a fucking cheap gym","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1164"},{"timestamp":1656787932,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:52:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anywhere good you know? I’ve not been around much, really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1165"},{"timestamp":1656787955,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:52:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me think 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1166"},{"timestamp":1656787974,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:52:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t understand why it needs to be that loud","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1167"},{"timestamp":1656788025,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:53:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know, I assume it was designed as some form of crowd control tbh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1168"},{"timestamp":1656788049,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:54:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s like listening to kieran’s brain waves in audio form","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1169"},{"timestamp":1656788124,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:55:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1170"},{"timestamp":1656788163,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:56:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’re only going around the corner, it’s not like we’re gearing up for a night of raving 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1171"},{"timestamp":1656788165,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:56:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Alternatively, what they play out of the speakers in Brave New World","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1172"},{"timestamp":1656788189,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:56:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I take it you don’t want to join haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1173"},{"timestamp":1656788191,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:56:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah… I feel like I’ve already taken the cheap polystyrene coke","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1174"},{"timestamp":1656788210,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:56:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I would sooner lobotomise myself with a mcdonalds straw","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1175"},{"timestamp":1656788231,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:57:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1176"},{"timestamp":1656788246,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:57:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for the offer though, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1177"},{"timestamp":1656788255,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:57:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you all going out?!? That sounds rather eldritch","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1178"},{"timestamp":1656788320,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:58:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no, I was asked if I was doing anything I said no, and I didn’t want to be rude haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1179"},{"timestamp":1656788333,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:58:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will probably just go for one to be polite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1180"},{"timestamp":1656788353,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:59:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m curious as well, as I’ve never really spoken to Tara lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1181"},{"timestamp":1656788396,"iso":"2022-07-02T19:59:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean I don’t want to shame you into not going, or anything! I was actually talking to Tiger about her last night (since she’s also at Newnham) and she said she’s become a sorta decent nonkieranic person, I guess she just needed time to become a person","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1182"},{"timestamp":1656788457,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:00:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which is very understandable after her childhood - I guess it’s like being a toddler.. still, humankind cannot bear very much kieranity","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1183"},{"timestamp":1656788495,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:01:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol maybe, Kieran acts really different around her. It’s a bit weird.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1184"},{"timestamp":1656788501,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:01:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1185"},{"timestamp":1656788514,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:01:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well quite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1186"},{"timestamp":1656788590,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:03:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I suppose Kieran’s always playing a character, and I guess it’s a different character for her, the self-actualised big brother role or whatever… I find it salutary to picture it with those exaggerated commedia dell’arte masks, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1187"},{"timestamp":1656788622,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:03:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1188","attachments":["static/photos/78806801-514a-4e47-a0c1-6db5af633f6b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1656788736,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:05:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think he’s playing the nice character now, which is good, but still..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1189"},{"timestamp":1656788739,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:05:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you know","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1190"},{"timestamp":1656788744,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:05:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"timeo Danaos","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1191"},{"timestamp":1656788755,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:05:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"et Dona ferentes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1192"},{"timestamp":1656788761,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:06:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"dona*, dammit fucking autocorrect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1193"},{"timestamp":1656788980,"iso":"2022-07-02T20:09:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God, it’s like I was saying, it’s like Tom and Daisy (and I perpetually feel like the slightly unworldly but morally grounded narrator, whatshecalled).. Eugh that’s such a horrible autoemetic thought","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1194"},{"timestamp":1656853451,"iso":"2022-07-03T14:04:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling shall we go out a little later in the early evening. Im not too Hu get atm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1195"},{"timestamp":1656860365,"iso":"2022-07-03T15:59:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, sorry - yeah that’s probably not a bad plan! I’m not too hungry now that I’ve been able to have some lunch","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1196"},{"timestamp":1656860376,"iso":"2022-07-03T15:59:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(my desire to eat was stuck in between the Scylla of encountering the clade Kierania and then the Charybdis of not being able to find my door keys.. so I decided in the circumstances that starvation was the least bad option)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1197"},{"timestamp":1656860431,"iso":"2022-07-03T16:00:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"((on reflection that has to be the shittiest of our classical metaphors - _obviously_ Scylla is preferable to Charybdis, it’s literally just some fucking rocks))","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1198"},{"timestamp":1656860454,"iso":"2022-07-03T16:00:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah lmk when you’re around!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1199"},{"timestamp":1656864728,"iso":"2022-07-03T17:12:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh poor you darling. That’s pain, they’re usually to deep in conversation to notice me come in the room haha. Tara was sent downstairs to sleep on the sofa last night, as Kieran picked someone up at KU 😢.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1200"},{"timestamp":1656864793,"iso":"2022-07-03T17:13:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m around now, I’m yet to eat. Do you have any preference? I was thinking maybe the Ivy. Although we might be able to find something nice a bit closer.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1201"},{"timestamp":1656865965,"iso":"2022-07-03T17:32:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I’m game - do you mean the original Ivy or one of the brasserie places? Annoyingly I’m a bit stuck for a little while until my order for medicine etc turns up, which I ordered like half an hour ago and it still hasn’t come.. (I think maybe the morning after Pride means lots of orders)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1202"},{"timestamp":1656866183,"iso":"2022-07-03T17:36:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh the original one. The other ones are never that good. But if you can think of anywhere else, just shout. After living in the Heron for those years, I’ve exhausted most restaurants I know. \n\nOh you’re inhaler? Let me know, when it comes and we can plan from there :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1203"},{"timestamp":1656866781,"iso":"2022-07-03T17:46:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah just ibuprofen, Sudafed, the generic Long Island iced tea of “I’m a bit ill”, lol - gimme 5-10 mins to take the meds (they just came) and have some coffee, then I’m ready to go","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1204"},{"timestamp":1656867017,"iso":"2022-07-03T17:50:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay perfect 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1205"},{"timestamp":1656867479,"iso":"2022-07-03T17:57:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I should be ready in 10","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1206"},{"timestamp":1656867489,"iso":"2022-07-03T17:58:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just finishing some shopping","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1207"},{"timestamp":1656867519,"iso":"2022-07-03T17:58:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, no probs at all, that’s probably a less rushed timescale anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1208"},{"timestamp":1656877511,"iso":"2022-07-03T20:45:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2003/03/hitchens-200303","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1209"},{"timestamp":1656884757,"iso":"2022-07-03T22:45:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Nairac","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1210"},{"timestamp":1656887832,"iso":"2022-07-03T23:37:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm giving you £5 off your first trip on Bolt app.\nTo accept, use code SAMR4D to sign up!\nDetails: https://invite.bolt.eu/SAMR4D\nPromo varies by city","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1211"},{"timestamp":1656890028,"iso":"2022-07-04T00:13:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1212","attachments":["static/photos/a2ee2583-9ea2-400d-86fa-09597e1fee3a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1656939753,"iso":"2022-07-04T14:02:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1213","attachments":["static/photos/5f2b9a14-84fe-4c7b-bfab-f9308e914a54.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1656939902,"iso":"2022-07-04T14:05:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, sorry for going on so much last night, lol.. I think my alcohol tolerance has gone way down - I can’t believe half the stuff I was / we were nattering on about in that crowded bar (Auden’s line comes to mind, about ‘the art of pretending footmen can’t hear human speech’, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1214"},{"timestamp":1656940012,"iso":"2022-07-04T14:06:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that poor Uber driver when we were banging on about so-and-so’s servants","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1215"},{"timestamp":1656940034,"iso":"2022-07-04T14:07:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you darling xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1216"},{"timestamp":1656940071,"iso":"2022-07-04T14:07:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I don’t think we were too load. I think that was said about Divys dad lol. 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1217"},{"timestamp":1656940208,"iso":"2022-07-04T14:10:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Divy’s and Phil’s I think I was contrasting, haha.. Oh well, I’m sure he just thought we were mentally ill Tudor types (like the one time Divy was bellowing about his inheritance in the queue at Burger King, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1218"},{"timestamp":1656945883,"iso":"2022-07-04T15:44:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHHAHAA did he actually 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1219"},{"timestamp":1656945950,"iso":"2022-07-04T15:45:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think the only thing which might have raised an eyebrow is “ I’m not sure I would to press on the servants in Phil’s house” 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1220"},{"timestamp":1656945960,"iso":"2022-07-04T15:46:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure he wasn’t listening though","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1221"},{"timestamp":1656961738,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:08:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, god, I can’t say I remember the conversation verbatim (or seriatim or anything else)… I do vaguely remember mentioning my fracas with the Kenyan president, which I’m sure sounded comparably delusional, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1222"},{"timestamp":1656961770,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:09:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think if you grow up in London as a druggy teenager in the North London Private School Circle (lol) then you end up with a lot of anecdotes that you learn not to tell because you’ll sound like a Tudor","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1223"},{"timestamp":1656961792,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:09:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes when we passed the Intercontinental 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1224"},{"timestamp":1656961796,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:09:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Tudor the fantasist Hungarian escort, I mean - much as I like him - rather than the English dynasty)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1225"},{"timestamp":1656961801,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:10:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1226"},{"timestamp":1656961806,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:10:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And those poor women next to us at the bar","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1227"},{"timestamp":1656961810,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:10:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1228"},{"timestamp":1656961822,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:10:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One of them looked at me extremely askance when you left (and she finally had a line of sight)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1229"},{"timestamp":1656961830,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:10:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think I did a bit too much shouting about hard drugs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1230"},{"timestamp":1656961838,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:10:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHHAHAHAHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1231"},{"timestamp":1656961841,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:10:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Too funny","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1232"},{"timestamp":1656961853,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:10:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🙈","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1233"},{"timestamp":1656964394,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:53:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, Kieran and I are watching a movie if you want to join.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1234"},{"timestamp":1656964423,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:53:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure! Gimme 5-10 mins and I’ll come join :) (What are you watching?)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1235"},{"timestamp":1656964465,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:54:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s a movie called BlueJasmine, it’s quite funny I think you’ll like it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1236"},{"timestamp":1656964593,"iso":"2022-07-04T20:56:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah cool, ok, I’ll be down in a mo!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1237"},{"timestamp":1656976775,"iso":"2022-07-05T00:19:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, this was the Hitler’s-nephew story I had in mind:\n\n> On reporting for duty, the induction officer asked his name. He replied, \"Hitler.\" Thinking he was joking, the officer replied, \"Glad to see you, Hitler. My name's Hess.\"\n(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Stuart-Houston)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1238"},{"timestamp":1656976838,"iso":"2022-07-05T00:20:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lmao at his article title:\n\n>This time, William threatened to tell the press that Adolf's alleged paternal grandfather was actually a Jewish merchant. He returned to London, where he wrote the article \"Why I Hate My Uncle\" for Look magazine.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1239"},{"timestamp":1656977148,"iso":"2022-07-05T00:25:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1240","attachments":["static/photos/485e008c-f7d1-4d0c-ace2-8d0bdabc9e5f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1657026754,"iso":"2022-07-05T14:12:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"SCREAMING 😂 💀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1241"},{"timestamp":1657411195,"iso":"2022-07-10T00:59:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling do you want to come down for drinks 🍹","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1242"},{"timestamp":1657459115,"iso":"2022-07-10T14:18:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, shit, sorry, I was/am still _pas à Londres_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1243"},{"timestamp":1657567021,"iso":"2022-07-11T20:17:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.southampton.ac.uk/people/5wypr7/professor-anneke-lucassen\nhttps://www.southampton.ac.uk/medicine/about/staff/tje.page","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1244"},{"timestamp":1657577321,"iso":"2022-07-11T23:08:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya, just remembered to mention I left your keys on your stairs, sorry, I was totally wiped out - thanks for the help!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1245"},{"timestamp":1657638985,"iso":"2022-07-12T16:16:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1246","attachments":["static/photos/af701cad-5abd-4b1a-bf71-a641d048a149.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1657639248,"iso":"2022-07-12T16:20:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1247","attachments":["static/photos/17104690-68c9-4b04-8daf-441712e83fc2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1657641339,"iso":"2022-07-12T16:55:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I love this 😍😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1248"},{"timestamp":1657641381,"iso":"2022-07-12T16:56:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahah yes, I left washing in the machine and went to France for a month. It’s tricky to get out, but a good dry cleaner can usually get rid of it 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1249"},{"timestamp":1657818382,"iso":"2022-07-14T18:06:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1250"},{"timestamp":1657818963,"iso":"2022-07-14T18:16:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahahaha 😂😂 If not disheveled then not exactly sheveled, as Wodehouse would have said 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1251"},{"timestamp":1657818965,"iso":"2022-07-14T18:16:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love that it was enough to spark concern, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1252"},{"timestamp":1657818980,"iso":"2022-07-14T18:16:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We should have them round for a drink soon, I feel bad that I’ve been so remiss","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1253"},{"timestamp":1657819378,"iso":"2022-07-14T18:22:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I thought I looked quite good today 🥲😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1254"},{"timestamp":1657861381,"iso":"2022-07-15T06:03:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you awake darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1255"},{"timestamp":1657908764,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:12:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey I don’t suppose I could buy a Valium or a Xanax or any such benzos as you may or may not possess (lol)?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1256"},{"timestamp":1657908771,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:12:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My attempts to cure my hangover / sleep deprivation with lots of Red Bull and as much mephedrone as I could muster have just left me feeling very strung out 😬 (It’s more to counteract the stimulants than to actually sleep, so not urgent or medically necessary, lol, but if you do have some spare then I’d be much obliged)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1257"},{"timestamp":1657908854,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:14:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ in hindsight I really ought to have taken Methistopheles up on his offer, given the way it keeps me awake and productive the following day…. dammit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1258"},{"timestamp":1657910499,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:41:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sadly I don’t, however that dealer has of Xanax, and he’s quite close by do you want his number?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1259"},{"timestamp":1657910534,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:42:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ooh, that would be nice, thank you!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1260"},{"timestamp":1657910545,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:42:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha I’m doing a bit now, so might need to get some myself haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1261"},{"timestamp":1657910567,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:42:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1262","attachments":["static/photos/be22cb83-94b4-4277-8e04-277fd719bf0d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1657910587,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:43:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, that would be convenient - should we coordinate an order? I can send him a text","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1263"},{"timestamp":1657910629,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:43:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes please do. If he has any zopi I’d love some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1264"},{"timestamp":1657910638,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:43:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lmk and I can transfer xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1265"},{"timestamp":1657910644,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:44:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fab - will ask him now!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1266"},{"timestamp":1657910689,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:44:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1267","attachments":["static/photos/6ac14adf-136a-492e-b995-22329df87b86.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1657911160,"iso":"2022-07-15T19:52:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1268","attachments":["static/photos/94f55e3b-cac3-445c-8357-0cf32d98f504.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1657911960,"iso":"2022-07-15T20:06:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHHAA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1269"},{"timestamp":1657911975,"iso":"2022-07-15T20:06:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Has he called you G yet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1270"},{"timestamp":1657913134,"iso":"2022-07-15T20:25:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yes he has - also, all sorted, alea iacta est, unfortunately he doesn’t do zopiclone but I’ve got 10 Xanaxes (Xanii?) so you’re welcome to a few of those","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1271"},{"timestamp":1657913183,"iso":"2022-07-15T20:26:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Amazing🙌🏼 thank you so much lmk how much to send you x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1272"},{"timestamp":1657913227,"iso":"2022-07-15T20:27:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nah it’s totally fine, the price wasn’t much and it’d be silly to microscopically divide it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1273"},{"timestamp":1657915379,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:02:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, this is quite interesting (I was browsing stuff to do with the Plain English / Anglo-Saxon words movement I was going on about yesterday): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-Prime\n\nKinda cool to try, if only in a Wittgenstein’s ladder sorta way, to try to eliminate it 100% and end up prob getting rid of the 90% of bad / dodgy usages","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1274"},{"timestamp":1657915405,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:03:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw let me know when you want to eat of the lotus and I can give you some pills","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1275"},{"timestamp":1657915666,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:07:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Reminds me a bit of Perec’s great La Disposition, the novel he wrote without the letter ‘e’ (iirc to symbolise the loss of his family in the Holocaust) - and what I think is the greatest, most mindblowing feat of English writing, which was the guy (Gilbert Adair iirc) who translated it into English _also without the letter ‘e’_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1276"},{"timestamp":1657915703,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:08:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know why I’m thinking about this shit, clearly between all the drugs my mind is utterly gone, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1277"},{"timestamp":1657915746,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:09:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(As my and Arran’s old friend Alan (Sheridan) was always saying, the chemicals will fry your brain..)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1278"},{"timestamp":1657915779,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:09:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway lmk about les pilules","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1279"},{"timestamp":1657916442,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:20:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh this looks really interesting, will take a look a bit later this eve.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1280"},{"timestamp":1657916489,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:21:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha my head is fried too. Let men know if you’re about later if you’re still up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1281"},{"timestamp":1657916548,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:22:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I think I should take one about 11. Hopefully it does sometimes I get me to sleep 😝","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1282"},{"timestamp":1657916718,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:25:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’m not sure it’s necessarily worth reading, it’s just a very impressive feat (Perec too, but mainly that translator - just stupendous talent)\nBut yeah, there’d probably be other things higher on my list: did you ever read Brideshead? Or Powell (pronounced Po-el as my grandmother always insists on)?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1283"},{"timestamp":1657916763,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:26:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ Brideshead gets a bad rap because of people like Oli’s friends who see the first section as some weird ideal to live up to, which is obviously not how Waugh intended it, as they’d know if they even made it to the end of what’s a very very short book, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1284"},{"timestamp":1657916798,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:26:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I always used to call Roman Sebastian back in the day, haha - that and Eton Mess)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1285"},{"timestamp":1657916832,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:27:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"D’you mean for pill purveyance or for hanging out? I feel surprisingly equable at the moment but idk how long it’ll last","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1286"},{"timestamp":1657916888,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:28:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also, while talking about good books, and since I mentioned Wittgenstein, I’ve been in hysterics at Buzzfeed publishing the Tractatus as a listicle: https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/ludwigwittgenstein/fantastic-ways-to-distinguish-between-sense-and-nonsense \nWell worth reading it, if you’re ever super bored - I think Wittgenstein is the greatest paragon of absolute otherworldly, unworldly genius that I’ve ever encountered… (much like I apparently am to Kieran, lol, a rather ersatz substitute)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1287"},{"timestamp":1657916933,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:28:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, hope you’re not suffering too much, and really do let me know as & when you want some soma","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1288"},{"timestamp":1657917014,"iso":"2022-07-15T21:30:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(That was meant to be a huxley reference, I don’t mean the literal drug called soma that Roman - hilariously - used to take (which I think he gave you)…. Obviously tbc I just mean the Xanax )","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1289"},{"timestamp":1658003168,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:26:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1290","attachments":["static/photos/6529437d-b71b-47dc-88d5-15500ae3157b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658003359,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:29:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey did you say you’re going to Waitrose? If so could I possibly entreat you to pick up some cat food? I’ll pay you back right away or before","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1291"},{"timestamp":1658003436,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:30:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHHAHAHA Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1292"},{"timestamp":1658003442,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:30:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You must give me some more context","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1293"},{"timestamp":1658003484,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:31:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh no. I can pop in and get some though. Do you need it right away?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1294"},{"timestamp":1658003598,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:33:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha there was an occasion of crushing up Xanax or valium into someone’s drink - in his (very qualified) defence the guy had expressed interest but was extremely shy (or, admittedly, possibly had lost interest), and in my offence I helped in the process (which I’ll eternally regret but I was given to understand he was interested and wanted to expedite the process involved in getting him out the flat - I did not participate)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1295"},{"timestamp":1658003631,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:33:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, only if you’re going by there! For context it’ll probably save me a maybe five quid delivery fee, and a bit of time, so it’d be helpful but not critical","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1296"},{"timestamp":1658003688,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:34:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"A sort of Ghislaine Maxwell if you will","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1297"},{"timestamp":1658003693,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:34:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1298"},{"timestamp":1658003702,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:35:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Too funny 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1299"},{"timestamp":1658003727,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:35:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1300","attachments":["static/photos/a5bdd6eb-1ef1-4b8b-9e98-21d264fa5ca1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658003739,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:35:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god lmao","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1301"},{"timestamp":1658003742,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:35:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do they take an specific cat food?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1302"},{"timestamp":1658003746,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:35:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To my eternal shame, undoubtedly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1303"},{"timestamp":1658003763,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:36:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah a very specific one, lol, the most gourmet I could ever find - one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1304"},{"timestamp":1658003774,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:36:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But obviously anything you can find is much appreciated","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1305"},{"timestamp":1658003805,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:36:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1306","attachments":["static/photos/b6032c76-3165-4553-874a-965432ea68b6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658003820,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think it’s somewhere between 5 and 10 ish","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1307"},{"timestamp":1658003845,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:37:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They also do a “chef’s collection” (I think it’s called) which doesn’t have the two-meat-per-sachet thing but seems equally good and they’ve had it sometimes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1308"},{"timestamp":1658003845,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:37:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s probably the most interesting thing Kierans done lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1309"},{"timestamp":1658003849,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:37:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m really sorry lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1310"},{"timestamp":1658003861,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:37:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, haha, that list is mostly things he’s done to other people..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1311"},{"timestamp":1658003874,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:37:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect I’ll pick some up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1312"},{"timestamp":1658003901,"iso":"2022-07-16T21:38:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you so much! Lemme know what it costs or I’ll send you maybe £7.50 (think that’s more than it is, to be safe)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1313"},{"timestamp":1658009894,"iso":"2022-07-16T23:18:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1314"},{"timestamp":1658009895,"iso":"2022-07-16T23:18:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1315"},{"timestamp":1658009903,"iso":"2022-07-16T23:18:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😎😎","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1316"},{"timestamp":1658009951,"iso":"2022-07-16T23:19:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Didn’t think I gave off that type of vibe 🥳","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1317"},{"timestamp":1658011957,"iso":"2022-07-16T23:52:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/5mm2bj/rich_kid/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1318"},{"timestamp":1658028235,"iso":"2022-07-17T04:23:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1319"},{"timestamp":1658069175,"iso":"2022-07-17T15:46:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1320"},{"timestamp":1658071945,"iso":"2022-07-17T16:32:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya, I don’t suppose you’re back and whether you know if i left my card in your room? 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1321"},{"timestamp":1658071955,"iso":"2022-07-17T16:32:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(my bank card, lol, not, like, my calling card)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1322"},{"timestamp":1658072393,"iso":"2022-07-17T16:39:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On the assumption that you’re not back, I might do a Kieran and check your room — just the immediate environs where I might have dropped stuff — with the hopefully mitigating fact that, in the final analysis, there can’t really be anything in there that wasn’t in there when I/we left 🙏 (Sorry, I just want to get to Waitrose and get my hair cut before either of the foregoing close.. I’ll knock in case you are there)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1323"},{"timestamp":1658072481,"iso":"2022-07-17T16:41:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh sorry just seeing this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1324"},{"timestamp":1658072482,"iso":"2022-07-17T16:41:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1325"},{"timestamp":1658072490,"iso":"2022-07-17T16:41:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I also have your AirPods lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1326"},{"timestamp":1658072497,"iso":"2022-07-17T16:41:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll bring them\nDown","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1327"},{"timestamp":1658072544,"iso":"2022-07-17T16:42:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh thanks, I was wondering about those too - sorry! I hope I didn’t leave my firstborn child or anything else lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1328"},{"timestamp":1658088586,"iso":"2022-07-17T21:09:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hé, quand t’as fini, veux-tu regarder une histoire avec moi? J’ai besoin des êtres-humains - de temps en temps, lol - et j’aimai bien le dernier nuit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1329"},{"timestamp":1658088620,"iso":"2022-07-17T21:10:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(soit, j’aime aussi les…xanaux?…)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1330"},{"timestamp":1658088878,"iso":"2022-07-17T21:14:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oui bien sur 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1331"},{"timestamp":1658089101,"iso":"2022-07-17T21:18:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, je te remercie 🙏 lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1332"},{"timestamp":1658089133,"iso":"2022-07-17T21:18:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^je dois chercher l’équivalent Francois de ‘lol’, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1333"},{"timestamp":1658089166,"iso":"2022-07-17T21:19:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"argh, français, ni Francois..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1334"},{"timestamp":1658092057,"iso":"2022-07-17T22:07:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry about that. Im just popping to Sainsburys to get something to eat, so should be free after. Would you like anything?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1335"},{"timestamp":1658092091,"iso":"2022-07-17T22:08:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries, I was hoping I’d have time to have a drink so that’s, uh, tant pis, haha - I’m prob fine though, merci!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1336"},{"timestamp":1658092214,"iso":"2022-07-17T22:10:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling. That guy just seemed to go on and on about some a pilgrimage to Mecca which I had zero interest in listening to 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1337"},{"timestamp":1658092232,"iso":"2022-07-17T22:10:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahahajj","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1338"},{"timestamp":1658092247,"iso":"2022-07-17T22:10:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I should be around most of the evening, I don’t go to sleep till like 1. So if you want come watch a movie lmk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1339"},{"timestamp":1658096906,"iso":"2022-07-17T23:28:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling remind to send me your bank details and I can repay you for yesterday x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1340"},{"timestamp":1658097030,"iso":"2022-07-17T23:30:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure, but do subtract the money I owe you for that cab and possibly other things!\n\nSamuel William Howard Robinson-Adams\nMonzo Bank\n04-00-04 16068982\nMONZGB2L\nBroadwalk House, 5 Appold St London EC2A 2AG United Kingdom","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1341"},{"timestamp":1658097051,"iso":"2022-07-17T23:30:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, ignore the BIC and IBAN and bank address, lol, it’s one of those auto-copy-paste deals","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1342"},{"timestamp":1658097082,"iso":"2022-07-17T23:31:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah, je l’aimerai, lmk when you’re up (or down or whatever)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1343"},{"timestamp":1658099448,"iso":"2022-07-18T00:10:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol are you awake? I might otherwise get some sleep soon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1344"},{"timestamp":1658099534,"iso":"2022-07-18T00:12:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry I didn’t see the last message. I’ve just started a movie do you want to join. I think it’s quite good 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1345"},{"timestamp":1658099545,"iso":"2022-07-18T00:12:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure! Gimme one min","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1346"},{"timestamp":1658106964,"iso":"2022-07-18T02:16:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Vraiment désolé, je t’aime, j’adore, mais je suis assez chaud quand je dors)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1347"},{"timestamp":1658139346,"iso":"2022-07-18T11:15:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yah I was melting last night far far too warm 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1348"},{"timestamp":1658174864,"iso":"2022-07-18T21:07:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it was quite tropical… Btw, let me know if/when you might happen to think of any other movies that are urgently worth watching, lol (call it a standing…invite? exvite? self-invite? idk)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1349"},{"timestamp":1658174878,"iso":"2022-07-18T21:07:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also in any event I miiiiight ask you for one of the remaining Xanaxes (within my notional half, obv), since I’ve done two or three each of the previous nights - somewhat against my better judgement - and I can foresee a chance of getting a bit DT-y","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1350"},{"timestamp":1658174931,"iso":"2022-07-18T21:08:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes perfect let’s. How did that one finish btw 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1351"},{"timestamp":1658174935,"iso":"2022-07-18T21:08:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"god, lol, I do not need to collect another addiction - I will not ask for any more (call it a Ulysses pact)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1352"},{"timestamp":1658174979,"iso":"2022-07-18T21:09:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I don’t remember at all - let me think of some more.. I did see the trailer for a ‘good awful’ shark film (not Sharknado- think it was called Open Water or sth in that vein) but I’m by no means married to it, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1353"},{"timestamp":1658175057,"iso":"2022-07-18T21:10:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg I’m so sorry I should of have you yours before I left for the countrysid. In a rush to catch my train earlier I just through them in my wash bag without thinking 🥲.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1354"},{"timestamp":1658175065,"iso":"2022-07-18T21:11:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So sorry darling :(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1355"},{"timestamp":1658175110,"iso":"2022-07-18T21:11:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let’s do this. And can we pleEe plan our trip to the continent so depressing being stuck in Europe atm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1356"},{"timestamp":1658175298,"iso":"2022-07-18T21:14:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know it’s not the Sam but there’s some Methodrone left, it’s in a small Smythson envelope box","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1357"},{"timestamp":1658186533,"iso":"2022-07-19T00:22:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries at all, I think that’s probably a good thing! And sorry if I seemed like I was cutting you, haha - I was just on a compulsory walk with Kieran 😶 and drinking alone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1358"},{"timestamp":1658186604,"iso":"2022-07-19T00:23:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quand va-tu revenir, de toute façon? Tu serai me manque à crever, aveuglément…d’autant plus que seulement Kieran est ici….. 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1359"},{"timestamp":1658186644,"iso":"2022-07-19T00:24:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hélas je dois probablement m’ârreter - de peur que j’aggrave mon cas, mdr","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1360"},{"timestamp":1658186692,"iso":"2022-07-19T00:24:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maintenant, au lit, lol/mdr 💤","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1361"},{"timestamp":1658520501,"iso":"2022-07-22T21:08:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Apropos of nothing, how do you feel about Tramadol? I’m thinking of getting some (I’ll get some anyway and I certainly don’t mean money-wise, I’m just thinking about how much to get)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1362"},{"timestamp":1658520649,"iso":"2022-07-22T21:10:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aussi, mon dieu, je viens de lire cet message-ci","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1363"},{"timestamp":1658521583,"iso":"2022-07-22T21:26:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1364"},{"timestamp":1658521584,"iso":"2022-07-22T21:26:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1365"},{"timestamp":1658521853,"iso":"2022-07-22T21:30:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry for the unrequited text storm, but: I might if it’s ok give you some of the Tramadol at least for safekeeping, just to lash me to the mast and fill my ears with wax and all that… It doesn’t have cross-tolerance with morphine-like opioids like diamorphine/heroin but I still wanna be cautious","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1366"},{"timestamp":1658522973,"iso":"2022-07-22T21:49:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I can’t reply I’m at dinner","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1367"},{"timestamp":1658522976,"iso":"2022-07-22T21:49:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Message after","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1368"},{"timestamp":1658523172,"iso":"2022-07-22T21:52:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes absolutely.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1369"},{"timestamp":1658523181,"iso":"2022-07-22T21:53:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let’s go through the process when I’m home","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1370"},{"timestamp":1658525896,"iso":"2022-07-22T22:38:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thanks! In any event our mutual friend hasn’t come yet, so I’ll lyk when he does 🙌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1371"},{"timestamp":1658525911,"iso":"2022-07-22T22:38:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(or _common_ friend, as my grandma would have me say….most certainly about this guy, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1372"},{"timestamp":1658528328,"iso":"2022-07-22T23:18:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Friendo has had an accident and can’t come today…. Dammit, lol - well, lmk if you want a Xanax or anything, otherwise, faute de mieux, I guess I’m prob off to bed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1373"},{"timestamp":1658531715,"iso":"2022-07-23T00:15:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I hope I haven’t fucked anything up… uh, pardon my French… (I promise I didn’t say all the above just to set up that joke, lol)\nI mean, look, fuck it, just to drop momentarily that wonderful civilised social mask that makes our lives so much safer and more numb and easier to trudge through to their end in a state of near-total anaesthesis— The highlight - in truth probably the one light - of my life is the handful of wonderful people I’ve met on this rock whom I know, whom I love, whom I care about.. Short of heroin, I don’t think there’s anything that’s made me feel that sort of ‘oceanic feeling’, that one thing that makes everything feel momentarily worthwhile, besides unfathomably deep love for the people I truly truly love and adore in the world. (In short, the Raymond Carver poem I remember well from my grandpa’s valediction – fig. 1, lol – but in reverse.) I’m not that concerned with the exact nature of that love, and it’s a pretty thin and amorphous line for me, so the last thing I want is that that silly blasted line awkwards things and walls me off from anyone or anything or… Structurally I feel like this is the point where I’m meant to work my way up to some grand peroration, but meaningfully I have nothing much more to say beyond that, so, well, whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent\nJust know that (1) I will endeavour to stop sending drunk texts, (2) I will try to go to sleep now, probably gritting my teeth mightily, (3) I hope this essay gets a good mark, sir, (4) I understand well that my feelings are my responsibility, and (5) even if love will tear us apart, hatred for Kieran will always be first and foremost, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1374"},{"timestamp":1658531753,"iso":"2022-07-23T00:15:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1375","attachments":["static/photos/ade5fe12-a9fc-4bec-a33f-2ac9d680733e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658531773,"iso":"2022-07-23T00:16:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Au lit! lol fml","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1376"},{"timestamp":1658534155,"iso":"2022-07-23T00:55:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1377","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1658545053,"iso":"2022-07-23T03:57:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heyyy, sorry, I’ve gone back to my bed, just because you happened to fall asleep splayed out across the bed (🥲) and I couldn’t find a way to wedge myself in… I put your blanket over you and you look super cosy, lol. Text me when you wake up if you want me to come lay down with you, or if I’m not awake you’re welcome to come down here… I mean honestly I feel lonely in my bed and I like being with you. Anyway, now you’re sober you’ve probably figured out what I was talking about in my message from last night. Oh god. I don’t know that I can say about it any more than I can do about it. Above all else I care about you to the moon and back, whatever and always and no matter what. Hope u sleep well. 💖\n\nPS I literally just ran upstairs – like, after the end of the last sentence – because it sounded like you fell out of bed. At least there was some quite serious-sounding crashing. Looks like it certainly wasn’t you, but no idea what it was. Hopefully your furniture is ok 😳","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1378"},{"timestamp":1658583282,"iso":"2022-07-23T14:34:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jeeeesus you weren’t wrong about this ‘light’ oil-based colourant… like, Christ, I feel like that little Vietnamese girl with Agent Orange sprayed on her in that Pulitzer photo - this feels way more excruciating and corrosive and astringent than the last one, though maybe the first attack on my scalp weakened its defences 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1379"},{"timestamp":1658583967,"iso":"2022-07-23T14:46:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling, I’m so flustered I haven’t had time to properly read these messages. Did you want me to mind some pills","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1380"},{"timestamp":1658583975,"iso":"2022-07-23T14:46:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"My memory is shot from the Xanax","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1381"},{"timestamp":1658584002,"iso":"2022-07-23T14:46:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you use the purple Suff?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1382"},{"timestamp":1658584480,"iso":"2022-07-23T14:54:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, I haven’t actually got any yet - he had an ‘accident’ last night (drug dealers seem to have an astonishing high accident rate: likely meaning ‘it was an accident that I agreed to come’) so I’m waiting for him to get back to me re his promise to come today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1383"},{"timestamp":1658584492,"iso":"2022-07-23T14:54:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, what’s the purple stuff? Lol, purple drank or something?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1384"},{"timestamp":1658593592,"iso":"2022-07-23T17:26:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dacodac, j’ai acheté les tramadols – fais-me savoir si tu veux un de ces 💊","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1385"},{"timestamp":1658594857,"iso":"2022-07-23T17:47:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"D'ailleurs je viens d’avoir pris un des dix pilules, donc il y a neuf restant – desquelles je peux te donner maintenant un, sinon je te baillerai tous les neuf plus tard","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1386"},{"timestamp":1658594998,"iso":"2022-07-23T17:49:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I swear prepositions and conjunctions are for some reason the one thing I have trouble with in French - having time to write things out is helping me remember them.. I suppose I have quite a meandering natural way of talking, with lots of subordinate clauses; general vocab is easy for me but not remembering all the little forgettable connective phrases)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1387"},{"timestamp":1658595233,"iso":"2022-07-23T17:53:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, lol, I just ran it through Google Translate to check it’s intelligible in the worst case: apparently Google thinks ‘bailler’ is ‘to yawn’ - that’s bâiller, whereas bailler is to lend (I looked it up and apparently M Fillingham was a bit antediluvian, and the modern form is prêter 🤷‍♂️)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1388"},{"timestamp":1658595638,"iso":"2022-07-23T18:00:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Mr Fillingham was my nutty French teacher, who seems to have gone on to other things, having just looked him up: https://www.maguseducation.com/en/2016/11/21/1129/ Great memories of him standing on a chair and flapping his arms while shouting ‘oiseaux!’ when I was in the first form, lmao)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1389"},{"timestamp":1658595648,"iso":"2022-07-23T18:00:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also definitely a first-grade daddy lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1390"},{"timestamp":1658595668,"iso":"2022-07-23T18:01:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Def rate these Tramadol incidentally","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1391"},{"timestamp":1658595698,"iso":"2022-07-23T18:01:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which is why I will ensure I give them to you in the aforementioned ulysses pact","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1392"},{"timestamp":1658604582,"iso":"2022-07-23T20:29:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1393"},{"timestamp":1658604615,"iso":"2022-07-23T20:30:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also lmk your status- not sure if you’re upstairs and just particularly stationary, or if you’re out, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1394"},{"timestamp":1658604839,"iso":"2022-07-23T20:33:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I’m so awful at replying to these. I will do soon, just sorting some things out! Are you about for a movie later?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1395"},{"timestamp":1658604942,"iso":"2022-07-23T20:35:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1396"},{"timestamp":1658604970,"iso":"2022-07-23T20:36:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ Logically I’m sure the funnier bits in all these weird sneak clips must’ve been before I started filming","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1397"},{"timestamp":1658604995,"iso":"2022-07-23T20:36:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Absolutely! And no worries, you have a social life and I don’t rn (it’s the hangover of not scheduling anything while ill, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1398"},{"timestamp":1658609099,"iso":"2022-07-23T21:44:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1399"},{"timestamp":1658611291,"iso":"2022-07-23T22:21:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya do you mind if I steal a few of your cherry tomatoes (assuming they’re yours)? I’m just making some scrambled tofu - you’re welcome to half of you want some (I’m not vegan any more but I’ve retained a love of scrambled tofu, b/c it’s great)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1400"},{"timestamp":1658611331,"iso":"2022-07-23T22:22:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, I’m not sure they’re still good.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1401"},{"timestamp":1658611352,"iso":"2022-07-23T22:22:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I’ll scrutinise them very closely then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1402"},{"timestamp":1658612420,"iso":"2022-07-23T22:40:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lmk when you want to ditch","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1403"},{"timestamp":1658613009,"iso":"2022-07-23T22:50:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yah, I was so exhausted for that conversation.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1404"},{"timestamp":1658613016,"iso":"2022-07-23T22:50:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just have to make a call","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1405"},{"timestamp":1658613023,"iso":"2022-07-23T22:50:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Should be free in like 20","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1406"},{"timestamp":1658613084,"iso":"2022-07-23T22:51:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perfecto, lmk!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1407"},{"timestamp":1658613095,"iso":"2022-07-23T22:51:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No rush ofc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1408"},{"timestamp":1658615028,"iso":"2022-07-23T23:23:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just finished haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1409"},{"timestamp":1658615036,"iso":"2022-07-23T23:23:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Come up whenever darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1410"},{"timestamp":1658615068,"iso":"2022-07-23T23:24:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Parfait, donnez-moi un moment, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1411"},{"timestamp":1658615073,"iso":"2022-07-23T23:24:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(mdr*)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1412"},{"timestamp":1658650325,"iso":"2022-07-24T09:12:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1413","attachments":["static/photos/ed56762b-ddc5-4b05-a8d1-6ab75d6078dd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658655200,"iso":"2022-07-24T10:33:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awww that’s so sweet thank you 😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1414"},{"timestamp":1658655214,"iso":"2022-07-24T10:33:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want to get drinks later this eve?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1415"},{"timestamp":1658655238,"iso":"2022-07-24T10:33:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will always want to get drinks, haha - allons-y!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1416"},{"timestamp":1658655255,"iso":"2022-07-24T10:34:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🥰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1417"},{"timestamp":1658657094,"iso":"2022-07-24T11:04:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1418"},{"timestamp":1658662558,"iso":"2022-07-24T12:35:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you feel like going for earlyish drinks/snacks? Maybe the Ivy again? I do have a massive soft spot for the place (well, mostly from the Cambridge offshoot which I always ate at every night when I was there- I’ve hardly ever been to the original but I love their atmos in general)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1419"},{"timestamp":1658662602,"iso":"2022-07-24T12:36:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^just bc I have nothing much to do, lol - I’ll probably do some clothes shopping and see what else I can come up with, but maybe 7 or 8 could be nice if you’re around then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1420"},{"timestamp":1658676348,"iso":"2022-07-24T16:25:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1421","attachments":["static/photos/c310ddff-026d-4e5f-80bb-f41f131cba1e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658676581,"iso":"2022-07-24T16:29:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1422","attachments":["static/photos/52c3f96f-e74b-4fc5-b9b9-bc3df99e4e7a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658676653,"iso":"2022-07-24T16:30:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Admittedly not everyone has the not-inconsiderable ‘privilege’ to be able to (both) obtain a professorship at Oxford purely because they fancy a move, lmao)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1423"},{"timestamp":1658680235,"iso":"2022-07-24T17:30:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling, I’m not ignoring you. I’m jusy having a nap. Will reply afterwards xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1424"},{"timestamp":1658684520,"iso":"2022-07-24T18:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha no probs, I just text a lot when I’m bored, but with no expectation that the victim’s gonna reply to all of it.. Yeah lmk when you’re awake","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1425"},{"timestamp":1658685243,"iso":"2022-07-24T18:54:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect. Shall we finally book those train tickets.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1426"},{"timestamp":1658685263,"iso":"2022-07-24T18:54:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m going to take a walk. But when I’m back x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1427"},{"timestamp":1658685311,"iso":"2022-07-24T18:55:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you still want to go out in some shape or form? Either way let’s def book (esp bc I said I’d get back to Joe afterwards, since we were planning a little family thing)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1428"},{"timestamp":1658686070,"iso":"2022-07-24T19:07:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t mind darling, I’m happy to stay in. I suppose we could wander out. Shall we play it by ear?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1429"},{"timestamp":1658686565,"iso":"2022-07-24T19:16:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, let’s! I’m very much up for either - can always order something in if not.. Meet in your room at some point? lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1430"},{"timestamp":1658690117,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:15:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1431"},{"timestamp":1658690124,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:15:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just frying a steak","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1432"},{"timestamp":1658690146,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:15:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we say 15?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1433"},{"timestamp":1658691264,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:34:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I just realised that we do y have any drinks?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1434"},{"timestamp":1658691271,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:34:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we go somewhere near by?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1435"},{"timestamp":1658691274,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:34:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1436"},{"timestamp":1658691481,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:38:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let’s do it! I’ll follow your lead since I’m not au fait with the nearby places","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1437"},{"timestamp":1658691661,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:41:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1438"},{"timestamp":1658691666,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:41:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be ready in 5","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1439"},{"timestamp":1658692109,"iso":"2022-07-24T20:48:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfecto! Moi aussi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1440"},{"timestamp":1658697556,"iso":"2022-07-24T22:19:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god how do off load him haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1441"},{"timestamp":1658704346,"iso":"2022-07-25T00:12:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Re von Moltke’s trial - true nobility: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmuth_James_von_Moltke","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1442"},{"timestamp":1658707986,"iso":"2022-07-25T01:13:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/jax534/thank_you_donald_very_based/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1443"},{"timestamp":1658738034,"iso":"2022-07-25T09:33:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So many of these are so great actually:\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_and_organisations_frequently_parodied_by_Private_Eye","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1444"},{"timestamp":1658743246,"iso":"2022-07-25T11:00:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Excellent speech from noted Eton alumnus Tony Benn: https://youtu.be/HfXmpJRZPYI","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1445"},{"timestamp":1658752568,"iso":"2022-07-25T13:36:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1446","attachments":["static/photos/a895cdac-6a06-447b-a0bc-ae8acc2761ab.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658772851,"iso":"2022-07-25T19:14:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1447","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1658772959,"iso":"2022-07-25T19:15:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling they took to the hospital. How annoying. Is everything okay? Did you need me to bring anything?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1448"},{"timestamp":1658773372,"iso":"2022-07-25T19:22:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww thank you - I’m totally fine I think :) As always, they take you to the hospital sort of just for the sake of it (possibly to teach you a lesson, lol). Hoping I’ll be back by the evening and maybe we can watch something 🤞 \n\n(And yeah, it’s gradually come back to me: I wasn’t even high, at least in the time period I remember - just trying to cope with the brutal hangover/comedown/undersleep/whatev from yesterday)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1449"},{"timestamp":1658773526,"iso":"2022-07-25T19:25:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sweetie, so pleased to see that you’re feeling better. Hopefully they give you one of those IV drips and and you can revive a bite. Let me know, hopefully you won’t have to stay St Mary’s is a horrible hospital! Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1450"},{"timestamp":1658785052,"iso":"2022-07-25T22:37:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling have you been released from the hospital? Or do you need me to bring anything? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1451"},{"timestamp":1658805048,"iso":"2022-07-26T04:10:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw, I’m really sorry, I literally just got discharged (lol, my - disturbingly attractive - dr said I shouldn’t walk home, until I said where I lived and he reflected that it would probably take longer to walk to the cab rank 😅).. I’m sorry about all that fuss: as my memory came back, I realise (a) I hadn’t been trying to get high so much as trying in vain to cure my brutal hangover, and (b) judging by my spilling my drink all over myself, it was making that ill-advised hair-of-the-dog drink that prob combined with the Tramadol to do me in.. I’m really sorry about this, and I was really hoping to watch another movie xo\n\n(But yeah, I think I’ve got a thorough enough health checkup for half a lifetime, hahah.. I also liked that they said the reason for admittance was that “flatmate observed reduced gcs” [glasgow coma scale] 👨‍⚕️)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1452"},{"timestamp":1658829971,"iso":"2022-07-26T11:06:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh don’t be sorry at all. I just feel bad for you that you had to go to St Mary’s. Haha I didn’t realise you were drinking. Poor you. Anyway let me know if there’s anything I can get you. Did they give you an IV drip?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1453"},{"timestamp":1658835548,"iso":"2022-07-26T12:39:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, they gave me a load of IV stuff, and I’ve been tested for about everything ever.. I wasn’t actually _drinking_ per se, or rather I was per se but not in the usual sense - iirc it was just the one drink I took from that glass in the morning, then the one drink in the afternoon, most of which seems to have gone on my shirt and duvet, lol.. I’ve been picking it over and I think the probable cause is that I’m a poor metaboliser of codeine/derivatives, but even if they’re not having an effect, the half-life is quite long & so I overdosed myself over that 24h (and in hindsight I took quite a lot that evening and the next day - idk why I assume the clock gets reset after I go to sleep 😅)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1454"},{"timestamp":1658835630,"iso":"2022-07-26T12:40:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"St Mary’s isn’t too bad! Also as the aforementioned dr informed me, it’s where diamorphine/heroin was first synthesised - so hey, call it a pilgrimage 😁","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1455"},{"timestamp":1658835717,"iso":"2022-07-26T12:41:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I’ll get you another of these t-shirts - it seems to have lots of suspiciously needle-sized holes in it, and I have no faith (well, honestly, no legit expectation) that intensivists in A&E give a fuck about sartorial integrity","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1456"},{"timestamp":1658835952,"iso":"2022-07-26T12:45:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1457","attachments":["static/photos/4eec5cb5-dc27-45b4-af39-8139f8aa6795.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658835952,"iso":"2022-07-26T12:45:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1458","attachments":["static/photos/d5231ccf-5bc0-4a44-a5bd-312ee2093491.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658836132,"iso":"2022-07-26T12:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jeeesus I’m just reading through it and that haemoglobin one at the bottom of the first page is looking rather insanely high.. I wonder what the hell was going on there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1459"},{"timestamp":1658845718,"iso":"2022-07-26T15:28:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1460"},{"timestamp":1658854974,"iso":"2022-07-26T18:02:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1461","attachments":["static/photos/7cbba032-dffc-425c-903a-becd5e8eff0f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658855157,"iso":"2022-07-26T18:05:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I’ll read this when get a minute, just out for drinks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1462"},{"timestamp":1658908861,"iso":"2022-07-27T09:01:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=making+off+without+payment&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari#imgrc=OnnZ-Pa3MlImZM","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1463"},{"timestamp":1658909405,"iso":"2022-07-27T09:10:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That teacher film reminded me of Fassbinder: https://youtu.be/AAhodrNP_zY He was a fucked up guy but he made some great films","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1464"},{"timestamp":1658927713,"iso":"2022-07-27T14:15:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1465"},{"timestamp":1658927713,"iso":"2022-07-27T14:15:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1466"},{"timestamp":1658927722,"iso":"2022-07-27T14:15:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you fancy going this weekend?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1467"},{"timestamp":1658927745,"iso":"2022-07-27T14:15:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It makes no difference to me haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1468"},{"timestamp":1658942728,"iso":"2022-07-27T18:25:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The one thing I’ve got is my dad’s birthday on Sunday - I think we’re up in the country at my grandmother’s but I’m sure they could easily drop me off at St Pancras on the way back 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1469"},{"timestamp":1658942884,"iso":"2022-07-27T18:28:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh btw I got a couple of cocktails - they’re in the fridge, grab whichever you fancy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1470"},{"timestamp":1658946303,"iso":"2022-07-27T19:25:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, Saturday ** !","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1471"},{"timestamp":1658946312,"iso":"2022-07-27T19:25:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I’ll be down in a 5, just sending an email","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1472"},{"timestamp":1658946328,"iso":"2022-07-27T19:25:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Pas pressé","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1473"},{"timestamp":1658947659,"iso":"2022-07-27T19:47:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1474","attachments":["static/photos/dca3e2a8-671b-4a67-a3b7-fa8fe3fa897b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1658954458,"iso":"2022-07-27T21:40:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In order of importance:\n\n- Brillat-Savarin (unlikely they have it but I fell in love with it via a producer friend of my aunt who had it regularly shipped from France to their beach house in Santa Barbara, lol)\n- Taleggio\n- Reblochon\n- Brie de Meaux\n- anything else you like..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1475"},{"timestamp":1658954721,"iso":"2022-07-27T21:45:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh and also crackers might be nice - Miller's Harvest are the best, Peter's Yard second-best","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1476"},{"timestamp":1658956271,"iso":"2022-07-27T22:11:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh I’m so sorry. They didn’t have any of the cheeses in Waitrose. Most of their shelves are bare. I thought I’d try M&S, but it seems to be closed because of the strike. So I only managed to get some wine. 🥲🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1477"},{"timestamp":1658956280,"iso":"2022-07-27T22:11:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1478"},{"timestamp":1658995238,"iso":"2022-07-28T09:00:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it actually _was_ audio description for the blind: https://twitter.com/mollyjongfast/status/1552297094295306240 Meh, fair enough then!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1479"},{"timestamp":1659002577,"iso":"2022-07-28T11:02:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1480"},{"timestamp":1659002605,"iso":"2022-07-28T11:03:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I had planned to wake up 4 hours ago 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1481"},{"timestamp":1659002671,"iso":"2022-07-28T11:04:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I was just wondering about that..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1482"},{"timestamp":1659004301,"iso":"2022-07-28T11:31:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know, the more I look at this place, the more I love it: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61736878/?search_identifier=dfc3f638f9b393438decf063cc0701f9","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1483"},{"timestamp":1659004309,"iso":"2022-07-28T11:31:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think we perhaps ought to just take it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1484"},{"timestamp":1659004314,"iso":"2022-07-28T11:31:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and let the chips fall where they may","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1485"},{"timestamp":1659006976,"iso":"2022-07-28T12:16:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1486","attachments":["static/photos/adee7636-8614-411f-8d31-fceb211355f8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659011147,"iso":"2022-07-28T13:25:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha perfect. I adore this area 😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1487"},{"timestamp":1659011246,"iso":"2022-07-28T13:27:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes we ought to hatch a plan, soon, and let’s put it delicately to Kieran. I don’t want him to get too upset haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1488"},{"timestamp":1659011265,"iso":"2022-07-28T13:27:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha we can adore it from the sidelines","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1489"},{"timestamp":1659011286,"iso":"2022-07-28T13:28:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I very much agree: _sine ira et studio_, like I was saying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1490"},{"timestamp":1659011320,"iso":"2022-07-28T13:28:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Then again I can also see how the effect is even harsher if it’s done with concern/pity)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1491"},{"timestamp":1659013880,"iso":"2022-07-28T14:11:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit I was so excited about this one, from the outside and the location: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61911915/?search_identifier=d236d0703bbf722d5fa3237bce4c2eae Then I saw the inside..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1492"},{"timestamp":1659013894,"iso":"2022-07-28T14:11:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wonder if we could gut and renovate it, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1493"},{"timestamp":1659014509,"iso":"2022-07-28T14:21:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😍😍😍😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1494"},{"timestamp":1659032682,"iso":"2022-07-28T19:24:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1495"},{"timestamp":1659033169,"iso":"2022-07-28T19:32:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah I did see one or two places on Brompton Sq - and Beaufort Gardens is basically across the street","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1496"},{"timestamp":1659033219,"iso":"2022-07-28T19:33:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have a look at Beauchamp Place too - I think there was some there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1497"},{"timestamp":1659033233,"iso":"2022-07-28T19:33:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(pr. Beecham for god knows what reason)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1498"},{"timestamp":1659038862,"iso":"2022-07-28T21:07:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya, I’m leaving the living room door open since the cats are out - I’m happy to take the risk for myself, but for yourself maybe just watch out to avoid being burgled or anything.. I’ll be back in 5","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1499"},{"timestamp":1659038882,"iso":"2022-07-28T21:08:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s pretty much a purely nominal risk but I thought I ought to say something, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1500"},{"timestamp":1659038922,"iso":"2022-07-28T21:08:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also feel free to unwrap whichever cheeses you like - I’ve done the traditional thing of cow + sheep + goat, and there should be at least a couple of each","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1501"},{"timestamp":1659043161,"iso":"2022-07-28T22:19:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“A thrown banana missed its target and hit Widmerpool. The banana was over-ripe and it burst all over his face, knocking his spectacles sideways. Budd came down the shop, still laughing, and said: ‘Sorry, Widmerpool. That banana wasn’t intended for you.’ Widmerpool was obviously astonished to hear himself addressed by name, and so politely, by no less a person than the Captain of the Eleven. Do you know an absolutely slavish look came into Widmerpool’s face. ‘I don’t mind,’ he said, ‘I don’t mind at all, Budd. It doesn’t matter in the least.’ It was as if Widmerpool had experienced some secret and awful pleasure. As we went through the door, he was rubbing his gritty little knuckles together, still smiling at his great encounter with Budd.”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1502"},{"timestamp":1659043193,"iso":"2022-07-28T22:19:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Powell was an absolute genius of character … an English Proust, that’s probably the best description","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1503"},{"timestamp":1659047920,"iso":"2022-07-28T23:38:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1504","attachments":["static/photos/722b84aa-788a-49de-96fc-c9f12b0d47e8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659050807,"iso":"2022-07-29T00:26:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1505","attachments":["static/photos/3aa58f9a-fabb-40fc-bef2-509ee6769980.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659051656,"iso":"2022-07-29T00:40:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This was the piece I had in mind:\nhttps://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/04/how-dianas-dance-with-the-media-impacted-william-and-harry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1506"},{"timestamp":1659051699,"iso":"2022-07-29T00:41:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> What was flashing through Diana’s mind as the car entered that last tragic chase into the Alma tunnel? Today, it would be unreasonable to ask that William and Harry forgive the paparazzi who trained their cameras on their beloved mother’s dying moments in the Paris tunnel, the hungry clicking of their shutters the last sound she would ever hear. Or to forget how often in their presence one or another of that ruffian gang had made her cry. Or to admit that, even though her own sons were among the “countless others” the Bashir broadcast hurt, she had shrewd, pragmatic reasons for undertaking the interview. The camera was Diana’s fatal attraction and her most potent weapon—the source of so much power at the price of so much pain. She was always gambling with those odds.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1507"},{"timestamp":1659055776,"iso":"2022-07-29T01:49:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/47ksai/the_mysterious_death_of_the_marconi_scientists/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1508"},{"timestamp":1659055832,"iso":"2022-07-29T01:50:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/47ksai/the_mysterious_death_of_the_marconi_scientists/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1509"},{"timestamp":1659088487,"iso":"2022-07-29T10:54:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"“Very kind, long email” LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1510"},{"timestamp":1659088558,"iso":"2022-07-29T10:55:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling did you still want to go for breakfast?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1511"},{"timestamp":1659101403,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:30:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit I was nowhere near awake, sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1512"},{"timestamp":1659101408,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:30:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could do lunch or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1513"},{"timestamp":1659101412,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:30:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also Phil says come visit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1514"},{"timestamp":1659101415,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:30:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1515","attachments":["static/photos/86110f68-80eb-4e35-be63-452706fcfe37.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659101421,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:30:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And also (lmao):","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1516"},{"timestamp":1659101423,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:30:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1517","attachments":["static/photos/89b10524-e121-4ad4-86ba-4e6eb355e16d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659101429,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:30:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I told him to abort it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1518"},{"timestamp":1659102136,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:42:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also lol I’d missed that 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1519"},{"timestamp":1659102890,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:54:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1520"},{"timestamp":1659103005,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:56:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let me know.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1521"},{"timestamp":1659103033,"iso":"2022-07-29T14:57:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Im just going to go for a run, but should be free after","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1522"},{"timestamp":1659103801,"iso":"2022-07-29T15:10:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, cool cool, no probs! Wait have you left already? I’m just wondering whether I left my Gorillas bag in your room, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1523"},{"timestamp":1659103970,"iso":"2022-07-29T15:12:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No not yet. I’ll bring them down in. few mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1524"},{"timestamp":1659104003,"iso":"2022-07-29T15:13:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha thanks - sorry, it’s got my nicotine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1525"},{"timestamp":1659115813,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:30:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry that took so long. Wasn’t expecting three and a half hours. 😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1526"},{"timestamp":1659115822,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:30:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you still up for doing something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1527"},{"timestamp":1659117093,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:51:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure sure sure! Gimme 5-10 mins to finish up with work :) Is there any chance you could envodkafy the kitchen, if you happen to be on the delivery apps (I can give you a code)? I can otherwise but given I'm not free quite yet it might be nice to get a head start","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1528"},{"timestamp":1659117133,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:52:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes I’ll pop to waitrose :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1529"},{"timestamp":1659117136,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:52:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I'm absolutely dead: been taking mephedrone, had two Xanax already - which ordinarily would knock me straight out - and am considering asking Kieran for some of the fentanyl I gave him)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1530"},{"timestamp":1659117143,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:52:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"wait, not fentanyl, what's it called","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1531"},{"timestamp":1659117144,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:52:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"tramadol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1532"},{"timestamp":1659117154,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:52:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also have ordered 2g of heroin for tomorrow (well, for the trip) fyi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1533"},{"timestamp":1659117162,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:52:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Amazing, je te remercie beaucoup","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1534"},{"timestamp":1659117375,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:56:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1535"},{"timestamp":1659117464,"iso":"2022-07-29T18:57:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1536"},{"timestamp":1659117871,"iso":"2022-07-29T19:04:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just hopping into the shower","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1537"},{"timestamp":1659117880,"iso":"2022-07-29T19:04:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shan’t be long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1538"},{"timestamp":1659119427,"iso":"2022-07-29T19:30:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No rush at all!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1539"},{"timestamp":1659122372,"iso":"2022-07-29T20:19:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh nice 👌🏻 will Phil do some? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1540"},{"timestamp":1659122381,"iso":"2022-07-29T20:19:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg same","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1541"},{"timestamp":1659122400,"iso":"2022-07-29T20:20:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I Need to be careful with that Xanax, makes me so funny things and sleep walk.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1542"},{"timestamp":1659122428,"iso":"2022-07-29T20:20:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Woke up naked, with the fitted sheet on me.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1543"},{"timestamp":1659122462,"iso":"2022-07-29T20:21:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I had stuffed Brendel I to a drawer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1544"},{"timestamp":1659122476,"iso":"2022-07-29T20:21:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think I still have some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1545"},{"timestamp":1659122492,"iso":"2022-07-29T20:21:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well I have yours that you left in my room lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1546"},{"timestamp":1659122503,"iso":"2022-07-29T20:21:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hate to be a scrounge. Honestly it’s so embarrassing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1547"},{"timestamp":1659123801,"iso":"2022-07-29T20:43:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1548","attachments":["static/photos/bb724593-c70e-4284-b6f0-27881a15500b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659127033,"iso":"2022-07-29T21:37:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1549","attachments":["static/photos/6600230a-2388-4563-8a06-2f7edb3a7a12.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659133966,"iso":"2022-07-29T23:32:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1550","attachments":["static/photos/527012e7-ebca-49b4-a0ea-8a512f07e287.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659134021,"iso":"2022-07-29T23:33:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also did you say you had any of the Tramadol? I wouldn’t mind a few if so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1551"},{"timestamp":1659137746,"iso":"2022-07-30T00:35:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_harvesting_from_Falun_Gong_practitioners_in_China","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1552"},{"timestamp":1659138179,"iso":"2022-07-30T00:42:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> Kirk C. Allison, associate director of the Program in Human Rights and Medicine at the University of Minnesota, wrote that the \"short time frame of an on-demand system [as in China] requires a large pool of donors pre-typed for blood group and HLA matching,\" which is consistent with reports of Falun Gong prisoners having blood and tissue tested in custody. He wrote that China's short organ wait times could not be assured on a \"random death\" basis, and that physicians he queried about the matter indicated that they were selecting live prisoners to ensure quality and compatibility.[89] Dr. Jacob Lavee, Director of the Heart Transplant Unit at the Sheba Medical Center in Israel, recounts one of his patients traveling to China for a heart transplant. The patient waited two weeks for a heart, and the surgery was scheduled in advance—meaning the organ could not have been procured on the basis of a random death.[90]\n\nFranz Immer, chairman of the Swiss National Foundation for organ donation and transplantation, reports that during a visit to Beijing in 2007, he was invited by his Chinese hosts to observe a heart transplantation operation: \"The organizer asked us whether we would like to have the transplantation operation in the morning or in the afternoon. This means that the donor would die, or be killed, at a given time, at the convenience of the visitors. I refused to participate.\"[9]","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1553"},{"timestamp":1659146182,"iso":"2022-07-30T02:56:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1554","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1659222266,"iso":"2022-07-31T00:04:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m still up, let me know if you want to watch something :) Also, I’ll put together a French cheatsheet for us both, haha - remind me to send it to you, it’d be good practice for me to write it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1555"},{"timestamp":1659238084,"iso":"2022-07-31T04:28:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"FYI I don’t have much battery left, but I meant what I said tonight. I love you absolutely to pieces, you’re one of the most implausibly beautiful people I’ve ever seen in my life, and you have practically everything going for you. You’re colossally lucky to be who you are. You’re smart, funny, kind, gorgeous … _everything_, you’re everything. You’re damn near perfect in damn near every way. Honestly I am so so happy that you’re my friend, happier still that we have such a beautiful and positive thing right now, and I don’t quite believe this is real. You are such, such a rare person – such a rara avis 🐦 – and … I mean, Christ, anyone would be the luckiest person in the world to call you their boyfriend, and I’m the happiest person in the world to call you my friend, I really am. You make my life brighter and I’m delighted to be friends with you, I really really really am. Imma stop now because my phone’s about to run out of charge, but please know that I care about you enormously and I will always be here for you as your dear dear friend who thinks you’re an absolute treasure 💕","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1556"},{"timestamp":1659238531,"iso":"2022-07-31T04:35:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, I’m sorry to be repeating myself and meandering on, but you really truly are so, so fucking perfect in practically every way.. I can’t believe you feel the way you do about yourself, because I can’t quite imagine actually being the person you are, and certainly not being unhappy about it - you’re not just extraordinarily beautiful, you’re the sweetest and kindest and most caring person, and I absolutely and utterly adore you, I truly truly do, and I’ll stop now because I could go on all night and I don’t want to bore you.. You’re one of the handful of people whom I love and treasure most in all the world, and I will always adore and admire and treasure you, and be here for you, in your corner, your friend always always always 💜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1557"},{"timestamp":1659238561,"iso":"2022-07-31T04:36:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Night night, sleep well, sweet dreams, and I can’t wait for tomorrow :):)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1558"},{"timestamp":1659266801,"iso":"2022-07-31T12:26:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1559","attachments":["static/photos/7946379e-b17d-4b6d-b513-5b5eeadd309a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659287364,"iso":"2022-07-31T18:09:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ici, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1560"},{"timestamp":1659296876,"iso":"2022-07-31T20:47:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1561","attachments":["static/photos/e4c7b24d-0571-43db-9950-70557317cd8e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659302386,"iso":"2022-07-31T22:19:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1562","attachments":["static/photos/5f5c817f-00e3-4429-8170-f24ff3e5b547.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659302398,"iso":"2022-07-31T22:19:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I really really like your friend, what a sweetheart :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1563"},{"timestamp":1659302453,"iso":"2022-07-31T22:20:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1564","attachments":["static/photos/b7172bc5-dec2-4659-8182-29024b55213d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659302495,"iso":"2022-07-31T22:21:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(About Trump hilariously having Ivana Trump buried on one of his golf courses, covered in ungreened clumped dirt)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1565"},{"timestamp":1659303506,"iso":"2022-07-31T22:38:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.maguseducation.com/en/2016/11/21/1129/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1566"},{"timestamp":1659330931,"iso":"2022-08-01T06:15:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1567"},{"timestamp":1659331176,"iso":"2022-08-01T06:19:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1568"},{"timestamp":1659331747,"iso":"2022-08-01T06:29:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Also, I’m not, like, ‘cracking onto you’ in a relationship sense, please rest assured of that.. I just love you to the moon and back _as a human being_, and separately I guess I’m obv attracted to you like anyone would be, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1569"},{"timestamp":1659340906,"iso":"2022-08-01T09:01:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Fan angle 🤪","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1570"},{"timestamp":1659341809,"iso":"2022-08-01T09:16:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"LOL you’re so droll\n\nI can’t get that stupid thought out of my head now, mdr","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1571"},{"timestamp":1659347172,"iso":"2022-08-01T10:46:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Whatever it costs, that’s cool, btw - as long as it’s not wildly beyond 400 EUR","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1572"},{"timestamp":1659348369,"iso":"2022-08-01T11:06:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw, I love it here, I'm so glad we came :) I've really loved being here with you and Jacques so far - and can't wait to see Phil, and go swimming, and generally everything that's planned! Btw we should watch that film Le Weekend while we're here, just because our current situation reminds me so much of it (you'll see! not the loveless marriage, lol, just the Parisian backstory)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1573"},{"timestamp":1659348390,"iso":"2022-08-01T11:06:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also we must not forget to go to Astier de Villatte - I think it'll be right up your street (or your psychic's street, literally)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1574"},{"timestamp":1659348943,"iso":"2022-08-01T11:15:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1575"},{"timestamp":1659351050,"iso":"2022-08-01T11:50:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1576"},{"timestamp":1659351110,"iso":"2022-08-01T11:51:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also, tu me manques 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1577"},{"timestamp":1659351854,"iso":"2022-08-01T12:04:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1578"},{"timestamp":1659358849,"iso":"2022-08-01T14:00:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw let me know what I owe you for this room 🖤 (I’m v v glad we came - it’s been so lovely, every single moment; I think I was really hypoxic in London, inert gas hypoxic, like the pig in the chamber, as opposed to your distressed cyanotic hypoxia)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1579"},{"timestamp":1659361005,"iso":"2022-08-01T14:36:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling so sorry, I’m so hopeless of it replying.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1580"},{"timestamp":1659361056,"iso":"2022-08-01T14:37:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let’s try to watch it this evening. I’m so happy to be here, I forget how much I loved this city 🥺😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1581"},{"timestamp":1659361110,"iso":"2022-08-01T14:38:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god yea. I can almost hear James’s grating voice in this photo ahhaa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1582"},{"timestamp":1659361195,"iso":"2022-08-01T14:39:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know darling, it’s been so warping in Paddington. Not for us. Haha.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1583"},{"timestamp":1659361214,"iso":"2022-08-01T14:40:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m at Bobos in the Marais come soon. There’s so many places we must go xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1584"},{"timestamp":1659363005,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:10:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry these have just all come through! I’m near the end of my call so I’ll come asap :) Are you with anyone?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1585"},{"timestamp":1659363015,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:10:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll just reply in person, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1586"},{"timestamp":1659363085,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:11:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Moi seulement 😝","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1587"},{"timestamp":1659363442,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:17:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ça sonne absolument parfait 😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1588"},{"timestamp":1659363446,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:17:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Je sortirai tout de suite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1589"},{"timestamp":1659363910,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:25:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=48.860195,2.350947","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1590"},{"timestamp":1659364763,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:39:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, really sorry, leaving now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1591"},{"timestamp":1659364766,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:39:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here’s my loc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1592"},{"timestamp":1659364773,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:39:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=48.856426,2.335240","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1593"},{"timestamp":1659364780,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:39:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no don’t worry take your time xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1594"},{"timestamp":1659364822,"iso":"2022-08-01T15:40:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw thanks 💕 But yeah I’m heading off now - also by way of compensation I’ll send you the French cheatsheet I was putting together earlier, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1595"},{"timestamp":1659366598,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:09:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm I’m on my way but my internet seems to have stopped working (despite my having unmetered internet & EE’s having promised equal service) - so just fyi, I’ll be there soon but god knows what my location says","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1596"},{"timestamp":1659366618,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:10:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ tried to send that via text, failed, have just connected to wifi and resent (sorry if some no longer makes sense in context)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1597"},{"timestamp":1659367652,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:27:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1598","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1659367671,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:27:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling you passed me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1599"},{"timestamp":1659367677,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:27:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=48.860180,2.351058","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1600"},{"timestamp":1659367677,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:27:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just finding the cafe!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1601"},{"timestamp":1659367693,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:28:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Beaubourg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1602"},{"timestamp":1659367697,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:28:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Been a nightmare finding wifi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1603"},{"timestamp":1659367699,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:28:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1604"},{"timestamp":1659367706,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:28:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s just in the corner","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1605"},{"timestamp":1659367716,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:28:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1606"},{"timestamp":1659367825,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:30:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok got it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1607"},{"timestamp":1659367841,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:30:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I swear to god I will fucking pipe bomb EE","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1608"},{"timestamp":1659367849,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:30:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahab","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1610"},{"timestamp":1659367855,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:30:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know how to fix it lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1611"},{"timestamp":1659367859,"iso":"2022-08-01T16:30:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Monumentally useless","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1609"},{"timestamp":1659376448,"iso":"2022-08-01T18:54:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw, lol -> https://twitter.com/bartspits/status/1554132220708790273?s=24&t=sGuYCZPcNjqn9FW27PYeEQ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1612"},{"timestamp":1659378967,"iso":"2022-08-01T19:36:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1613","attachments":["static/photos/28b74c13-d61c-4a6e-a298-41680a6f0e4d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659383782,"iso":"2022-08-01T20:56:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1614","attachments":["static/photos/8b23200c-41a6-4328-9390-f5ee99435434.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659383868,"iso":"2022-08-01T20:57:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1615","attachments":["static/photos/7622fb93-424b-49e7-bb17-50ae259e0912.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659384099,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:01:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here ya go:\nhttps://www.icloud.com/sharedalbum/#B1AGWZuqDI4jHo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1616"},{"timestamp":1659384823,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:13:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh shame darling, bar is closed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1617"},{"timestamp":1659384835,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:13:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s a gorgeous one by the louvre","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1618"},{"timestamp":1659384847,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:14:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll send you a location when hI n I get there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1619"},{"timestamp":1659384905,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:15:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Parfait, je te verrais là-bas!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1620"},{"timestamp":1659384932,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:15:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"J’t’aime 💕","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1621"},{"timestamp":1659385530,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:25:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=48.861610,2.335230","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1622"},{"timestamp":1659385791,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:29:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Le café marly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1623"},{"timestamp":1659385958,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:32:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry, perfecto, I’ll head down now! Provided you guys are ready and don’t want more time alone? I’m very happy either way, I don’t want to intrude, but nor do I want to spend time without you(s) lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1624"},{"timestamp":1659386019,"iso":"2022-08-01T21:33:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes come soon xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1625"},{"timestamp":1659392036,"iso":"2022-08-01T23:13:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Omg lou reed!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1626"},{"timestamp":1659392039,"iso":"2022-08-01T23:13:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Walk on the wild side","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1627"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1628"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1629"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1630"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1631"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1632"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1633"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1634"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1635"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1636"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1637"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1638"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1639"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1640"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1641"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1642"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1643"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1644"},{"timestamp":1659408532,"iso":"2022-08-02T03:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1645"},{"timestamp":1659445729,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:08:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, predictably I’ve missed that train - I’ll get the 3:30 one and see you a bit later on!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1646"},{"timestamp":1659445764,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:09:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I think that was a somewhat colossally stupid thing to do, to leave it quite so late - sorry, I didn’t really even have time to connect to the wifi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1647"},{"timestamp":1659446180,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:16:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no darling. Poor you. I thought you were right behind 🥺.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1648"},{"timestamp":1659446257,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:17:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1649"},{"timestamp":1659446257,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:17:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I thought you booked it at the restaurant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1650"},{"timestamp":1659446257,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:17:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll see you in Cannes, in a few hours x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1651"},{"timestamp":1659446262,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:17:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What time does the next train arrive in at?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1652"},{"timestamp":1659446487,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:21:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, I 100% meant for you to get on that train either way - I realised it was unlikely I’d get it sorted in time, even if I _had_ bought tickets (the train was long gone by the time I’d even connected to the wifi to buy or download them)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1653"},{"timestamp":1659446519,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:21:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, it would have made no sense for you to miss the train too - if anything this gives me some time and solitude to get some work done, tbh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1654"},{"timestamp":1659448052,"iso":"2022-08-02T14:47:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry darling, I should of factored in time to buy a ticket. In any case that works fine, I think your train gets in at 10 or so?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1655"},{"timestamp":1659448820,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:00:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh no, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for a moment that it was your fault! No, that would be preposterous, that I not be responsible for buying my own ticket in time, but you be responsible for making sure I do.. \nNah, it was a somewhat stupid choice we _all_ made to leave _so_ absurdly late (I’m cavalier myself, but even I’d have left 5-10 mins if it were solely my call, lol), but my failure to pre-book a ticket - not that it made any difference anyway - is on me 👨‍⚖️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1656"},{"timestamp":1659448826,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:00:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha sorry I can never be at all concise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1657"},{"timestamp":1659448856,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:00:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, yeah, I get in at half 10 - is that much much paternalistically than you? I can’t quite recall","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1658"},{"timestamp":1659448877,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:01:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"much much _later_*, lol - autocorrect going a bit Biden there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1659"},{"timestamp":1659449749,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:15:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, do you mind if I Instagram one of those photos of you? I’ll send you the one I had in mind.. I guess you can see from my Instagram that I like sharing photos of beautiful things, and you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve seen","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1660"},{"timestamp":1659449798,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:16:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I think I get in at 8ish. We can work it out. Is it a bit late to land up at Phils. Perhaps we should get a hotel. What do you think?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1661"},{"timestamp":1659449833,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:17:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaaalso how do you feel about what I said last night about boning up together on our French? I’d really really like that (partly so we can go to France together - skiing or Paris or the Midi or whatever - but mainly so we have a _langue privée_)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1662"},{"timestamp":1659449836,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:17:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Post as you like. Hahaa you’re far too kind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1663"},{"timestamp":1659449869,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:17:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay yes amazing 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1664"},{"timestamp":1659449879,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:17:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we book some trips more in advance","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1665"},{"timestamp":1659449906,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:18:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah let me see what I can sort out with Phil, but it may be good to at least prepare for a hotel.. Do you want to perhaps both look separately, and we can try to find (a) the nicest hotel and (b) the most-sufferable cheapest hotel (will explain my philosophy here but let’s see what we can do)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1666"},{"timestamp":1659449928,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:18:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww thank you, jta","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1667"},{"timestamp":1659449957,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:19:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww I’m super excited - let me send you my cheat sheet when I’ve finished adding everything that I can think of to v1 (and removing everything I can think to remove!!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1668"},{"timestamp":1659449974,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:19:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmm I’m just thinking, does your train stop at Saint Raphael Vascure? Because that’s right beside St Tropez, and we could do a night or two there.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1669"},{"timestamp":1659449985,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:19:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes this is exactly what I do too haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1670"},{"timestamp":1659449986,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:19:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes let’s do it!!! I love the idea of just booking the trains / planes / whatever - it’s a great forcing function, while leaving the rest free to play by ear or at least closer to the time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1671"},{"timestamp":1659450003,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:20:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me check! 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1672"},{"timestamp":1659450017,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:20:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awww sweet! Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1673"},{"timestamp":1659450069,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:21:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1674","attachments":["static/photos/31e35ddd-ab98-446d-9143-f8d2e2d56b08.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659450103,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:21:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lemme know some time before 10pm :) I’ll look in both Cannes and St T - and prob the hotel options will influence our choice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1675"},{"timestamp":1659450130,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:22:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw I don’t think I’d be so relaxed with anyone else in such an objectively chaotic situation, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1676"},{"timestamp":1659450211,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:23:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yea have a look, and we can see. I’m easy either way xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1677"},{"timestamp":1659450231,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:23:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha sorry, I’m far too laid back 😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1678"},{"timestamp":1659450570,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:29:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I love it 💙 I’m normally ‘the more laid-back one’ (to mutilate Auden lol) but I think you’re slightly beyond even me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1679"},{"timestamp":1659450608,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:30:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1680","attachments":["static/photos/11837742-ca4d-49fd-acc5-545b70e387c2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659450628,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:30:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Full marks for GIF choices there, if you look closely, lmao","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1681"},{"timestamp":1659450677,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:31:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1682"},{"timestamp":1659450688,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:31:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Next time 🤣😂🤣😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1683"},{"timestamp":1659451224,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:40:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1684","attachments":["static/photos/1a05619e-f6b5-4c08-b0b5-cb225a700fe9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659451225,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:40:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1685","attachments":["static/photos/5d5631b6-8206-4e9b-b861-66f2d32bec43.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659451266,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:41:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha ikr - congenitally unembarrassed (prob a better word than shameless, the more I think about kieran)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1686"},{"timestamp":1659451314,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:41:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"((since actually he does have intense shame, or pudeur, or whatever you want to call it … you could write a whole thesis on how that - needing to drink the contents of a brewery before having sex - somehow coexists with “I just masturbated” or whatever the hell that was)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1687"},{"timestamp":1659451344,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:42:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oui bien sûr, est mon chevaux, bon?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1688"},{"timestamp":1659451422,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:43:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAhaha quite, these things happen. Keiran would do it without a care in the world. 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1689"},{"timestamp":1659451474,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:44:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Chevaux? Cheveux peut-etre? Je comprends pas, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1690"},{"timestamp":1659451482,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:44:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🐎","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1691"},{"timestamp":1659451501,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:45:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha admittedly he was embarrassed after he said it, but nevertheless it was totally not okay to say haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1692"},{"timestamp":1659451507,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:45:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha sorry I’m not not understanding because my French is good - I’m not understanding because my French is bad, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1693"},{"timestamp":1659451531,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:45:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeeeah - I mean I would pay good money to know what on earth could possibly have been going through his head","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1694"},{"timestamp":1659451539,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:45:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Clearly not sufficient oxygen, that’s for sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1695"},{"timestamp":1659451551,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:45:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Cheval 🐎","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1696"},{"timestamp":1659451562,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:46:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Chevaux - hair","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1697"},{"timestamp":1659451567,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:46:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Je pense 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1698"},{"timestamp":1659451570,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:46:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1699"},{"timestamp":1659451640,"iso":"2022-08-02T15:47:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think he thought it was a frat house or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1700"},{"timestamp":1659453011,"iso":"2022-08-02T16:10:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha you’re wrong but you’re right about why you’re wrong 😁 _chevaux_ is the plural of _cheval_ (horse), while _cheveux_ is the plural of _cheveu_ (hair)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1701"},{"timestamp":1659453048,"iso":"2022-08-02T16:10:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah he was definitely cracking onto you in some gross kieranic way - it doesn’t sound like a ‘straight lads out on the lash’ thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1702"},{"timestamp":1659453078,"iso":"2022-08-02T16:11:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha fucking French 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1703"},{"timestamp":1659453122,"iso":"2022-08-02T16:12:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes not sure he could pull of straight lad out on the lash 😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1704"},{"timestamp":1659453797,"iso":"2022-08-02T16:23:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I know, I knooooow, that’s why I want to figure out the key stuff I need to learn… I swear to god it’s those dozen or so most common verbs, not the random arcane vocabulary everyone obsesses about, out of the weird primitive notion that “fluency = knowing every word, not being in a state of not-knowing-words”.. You can get pretty far with the key verbs and grammatical concepts, connectives, etc, and then just _comment dire [English word]?_ for the rest, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1705"},{"timestamp":1659453841,"iso":"2022-08-02T16:24:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, no, I don’t think that’s really Kieran’s style at all.. god, everything about that story is so utterly eldritch, and it gets worse the more you think about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1706"},{"timestamp":1659455860,"iso":"2022-08-02T16:57:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"darling did you have a chance to look at hotels?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1707"},{"timestamp":1659457126,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:18:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I think my train has broken down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1708"},{"timestamp":1659457170,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:19:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So we may arrive at the same time at this rate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1709"},{"timestamp":1659457246,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:20:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ooh I’m just finishing off some work, then I’ll do that xoxo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1710"},{"timestamp":1659457263,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:21:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve got lots of time, so should be totally fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1711"},{"timestamp":1659457304,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:21:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww I’m sorry - I knew something like that would happen, that the universe would correct its unusual decision to mete out to me some bad luck","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1712"},{"timestamp":1659457322,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:22:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(lol I’m kidding, I’m not that much of a colossal kieranic solipsist)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1713"},{"timestamp":1659457350,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:22:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ly bbz","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1714"},{"timestamp":1659457382,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:23:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha 😝","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1715"},{"timestamp":1659458778,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:46:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ this fucking country, I swear to god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1716"},{"timestamp":1659458785,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:46:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the internet is making me want to kill myself with a spoon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1717"},{"timestamp":1659458806,"iso":"2022-08-02T17:46:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i know the french are a slow people but how do they tolerate this ?!?!?!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1718"},{"timestamp":1659459820,"iso":"2022-08-02T18:03:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHHAHAHAHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1719"},{"timestamp":1659459830,"iso":"2022-08-02T18:03:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know, they’re so painfully lazy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1720"},{"timestamp":1659459838,"iso":"2022-08-02T18:03:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They probably don’t notice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1721"},{"timestamp":1659461384,"iso":"2022-08-02T18:29:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha, probably not… but yeah it’s like fucking waiting for Godot every time I try to load a website\n(Speaking of which, did you see the photos of you that I posted on the Gram? God, you are so heartbreakingly beautiful.. I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry, please tell me _tais-toi_ if you want to, I know you _do_ want to, but honestly I’m just dumbstruck 💕)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1722"},{"timestamp":1659461773,"iso":"2022-08-02T18:36:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Less soppily, you _have_ to let me take some more photos of you, especially while we’re on the Cap! I really think I understand your prettiness inside out and backwards, and I know how to get a good photo of you (admittedly that’s far from difficult, lmao)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1723"},{"timestamp":1659463225,"iso":"2022-08-02T19:00:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha not at all. I’m sure you’ll change your mind soon enough, must of been a good angle. Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1724"},{"timestamp":1659463242,"iso":"2022-08-02T19:00:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we go to St Tropez, or stay in Cannes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1725"},{"timestamp":1659463474,"iso":"2022-08-02T19:04:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Change my mind about what? Haha, if you mean what I think you mean, I’ve not changed my mind about that for many many years 😂 Let me try a few more and I’ll be curious to see if you think my photos are improvements or not, ie whether they really are better or whether I’m just taking the sort of photos I totally-subjectively prefer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1726"},{"timestamp":1659463486,"iso":"2022-08-02T19:04:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ay, there’s the rub","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1727"},{"timestamp":1659463512,"iso":"2022-08-02T19:05:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me take a quick look at hotels now, since I’m p much done with work, and that should make it significantly easier to decide","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1728"},{"timestamp":1659467987,"iso":"2022-08-02T20:19:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhhh wait my train is also an hour behind - ok that’s prob good, since I was worried we were approaching the 10pm mark for making a decision","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1729"},{"timestamp":1659468027,"iso":"2022-08-02T20:20:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How’s ur train bbz (lol)?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1730"},{"timestamp":1659468486,"iso":"2022-08-02T20:28:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry I nodded off, I just seen my train doesn’t get into Cannes till 22:30 🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1731"},{"timestamp":1659468513,"iso":"2022-08-02T20:28:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it may be too late to get to St Tropez this eve.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1732"},{"timestamp":1659468524,"iso":"2022-08-02T20:28:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Really I think either Cannes or Nice is fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1733"},{"timestamp":1659468536,"iso":"2022-08-02T20:28:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we look at hotels there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1734"},{"timestamp":1659468829,"iso":"2022-08-02T20:33:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, which do you prefer? I probably slightly prefer Cannes, just for being smaller / not a full-on megalopolis (or mediopolis at least) like Paris or London","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1735"},{"timestamp":1659468844,"iso":"2022-08-02T20:34:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll look at some hotels now 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1736"},{"timestamp":1659468857,"iso":"2022-08-02T20:34:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tu me manques xox","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1737"},{"timestamp":1659471993,"iso":"2022-08-02T21:26:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1738","attachments":["static/photos/201af8a7-44b5-42bb-a24a-f150d5d82be6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659472006,"iso":"2022-08-02T21:26:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, sorry, found some places, lemme grab the links","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1739"},{"timestamp":1659473343,"iso":"2022-08-02T21:49:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1740"},{"timestamp":1659473360,"iso":"2022-08-02T21:49:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s so retro lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1741"},{"timestamp":1659473376,"iso":"2022-08-02T21:49:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve just arrived in at Cannes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1742"},{"timestamp":1659473390,"iso":"2022-08-02T21:49:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When is your train due in?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1743"},{"timestamp":1659476095,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:34:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1744","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1659476708,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:45:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey shit I’m sorry, I fell asleep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1745"},{"timestamp":1659476711,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:45:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just got out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1746"},{"timestamp":1659476748,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:45:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank god for the very sweet family sitting next to me who were also getting off at Cannes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1747"},{"timestamp":1659476788,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:46:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m really really sorry, I feel terrible - I’ll get a cab right now to wherever you are and we can strategise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1748"},{"timestamp":1659476967,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:49:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just got onto wifi to send that ^^ aaaaargh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1749"},{"timestamp":1659476987,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:49:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really hope you’re still awake and still around.. I’m really really sorry, I can’t find words to express what a fuckup this is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1750"},{"timestamp":1659476996,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:49:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1751"},{"timestamp":1659477000,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:50:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh poor you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1752"},{"timestamp":1659477006,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:50:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I nodded off too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1753"},{"timestamp":1659477011,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:50:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=43.551453,7.022128","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1754"},{"timestamp":1659477012,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:50:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry if I made you panic :|","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1755"},{"timestamp":1659477024,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:50:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I am so so so glad you’re still awake and here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1756"},{"timestamp":1659477027,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:50:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just getting a vodka.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1757"},{"timestamp":1659477038,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:50:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I was going to send out a search party lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1758"},{"timestamp":1659477045,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:50:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can’t possibly find words to articulate my vicissitudes of emotion here lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1759"},{"timestamp":1659477054,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:50:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awww i l y xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1760"},{"timestamp":1659477068,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:51:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Before I leave this station I’m going to sort out some mobile internet because this situation is impracticable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1761"},{"timestamp":1659477076,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:51:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gimme a few mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1762"},{"timestamp":1659477102,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:51:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes that makes sense","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1763"},{"timestamp":1659477117,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:51:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You may get it on the the EE app","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1764"},{"timestamp":1659477140,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:52:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or if you call 150","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1765"},{"timestamp":1659477162,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:52:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww thank you, I’ll try that 💙","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1766"},{"timestamp":1659477178,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:52:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"really starting to appreciate you even more than usual rn xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1767"},{"timestamp":1659477218,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:53:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then I’ll get myself to your vodka clinic asap and we can make a plan xoxo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1768"},{"timestamp":1659477355,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:55:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1769","attachments":["static/photos/fec59068-c05a-4e34-8012-15c9bbfc9c34.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659477371,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:56:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh I didn’t pay my bill - I just read that text!! Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1770"},{"timestamp":1659477380,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:56:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhahahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1771"},{"timestamp":1659477381,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:56:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1772"},{"timestamp":1659477392,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:56:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I replaced my card like 2 or 3 months ago and I keep forgetting to add the new one, and have to pay my bill manually 🤦‍♂️)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1773"},{"timestamp":1659477404,"iso":"2022-08-02T22:56:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah thank god that explains it, god why am I so unobservant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1774"},{"timestamp":1659477963,"iso":"2022-08-02T23:06:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1776"},{"timestamp":1659477983,"iso":"2022-08-02T23:06:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Poor you darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1777"},{"timestamp":1659477991,"iso":"2022-08-02T23:06:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hate when things like that happen","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1778"},{"timestamp":1659478111,"iso":"2022-08-02T23:08:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling walk the other way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1779"},{"timestamp":1659478399,"iso":"2022-08-02T23:13:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1775","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1659488024,"iso":"2022-08-03T01:53:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I’m sorry if my apparently disturbed body has kept you awake - hopefully you’re reading this tomorrow morning, though you could be asleep for all I know, except I can’t quite tell if you’re 100% asleep, so either way I’m texting to be safe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1780"},{"timestamp":1659488045,"iso":"2022-08-03T01:54:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Sorry, that was terribly worded)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1781"},{"timestamp":1659488611,"iso":"2022-08-03T02:03:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, I’m sorry again, I was trying to turtle have a whore’s bath to freshen up after today without the noise of a shower, but in this dead silence everything feels excruciatingly loud, even so much as a tap or a bump… I’m not quite sure if perhaps your coughing was intended to signal your awake-ness, though I’m not sure to what end that would be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1782"},{"timestamp":1659488626,"iso":"2022-08-03T02:03:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol, quietly*, not turtle","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1783"},{"timestamp":1659519666,"iso":"2022-08-03T10:41:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you so much for being so helpful with the logistics, I really appreciate it - sorry, I know it’s not your job to go running around making my holiday work (and making my work a holiday) - you’re an absolute gem of a human being and I appreciate you so so so so much xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1784"},{"timestamp":1659520276,"iso":"2022-08-03T10:51:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling you shouldn’t worry about making noice xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1785"},{"timestamp":1659520287,"iso":"2022-08-03T10:51:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no not at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1786"},{"timestamp":1659520319,"iso":"2022-08-03T10:51:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t mind at all. Maybe later on when you feel up, we can work out a plan xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1787"},{"timestamp":1659522817,"iso":"2022-08-03T11:33:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling the room is ready btw","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1788"},{"timestamp":1659522946,"iso":"2022-08-03T11:35:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just at the beach. There was an issue with my card, In that I think I’ve lost it. So please tell me what I owe you for yesterday and today and i’ll send it over.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1789"},{"timestamp":1659523137,"iso":"2022-08-03T11:38:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That would be perfect! I do feel perfectly up, haha - it’s more that I have work I need to do (but I can come do it over there if need be!)\n\nAlso you don’t owe me anything for today - you booked it on your own card, I’m pretty sure :) We can work out whatever difference there is when I get there - unless it’s to your advantage, in which case I couldn’t care less, I’m not gonna do a kieran, hah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1790"},{"timestamp":1659523162,"iso":"2022-08-03T11:39:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m starting to be harassed by the cleaners, lol, so I should prob head over to the new hotel 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1791"},{"timestamp":1659524845,"iso":"2022-08-03T12:07:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wow, Jesus, this is a hell of a room - thank you for being spectacular as always 🥰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1792"},{"timestamp":1659535319,"iso":"2022-08-03T15:01:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1793","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1659537273,"iso":"2022-08-03T15:34:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, sorry, I missed your call - what’s up?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1794"},{"timestamp":1659541646,"iso":"2022-08-03T16:47:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1795","attachments":["static/photos/7b39cca7-4d63-4468-8ec7-24ed0fa0929a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659541646,"iso":"2022-08-03T16:47:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1796","attachments":["static/photos/e215af59-9b22-4daf-93f1-b6c5a51413b8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659546137,"iso":"2022-08-03T18:02:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, we’re in Cannes, we have one more night at this hotel, and *tldr, on Damien’s “stop being English about it” spirit, we’re going to get a train and drop by tonight and see what’s going on, since it’s easiest with our plans*… Please *LMK if this is NOK* - we’re very prepared for no one to be home, but hey, we don’t too much mind a 20min train journey and so 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ \n\nLonger story: I’m trying to figure what to do since I’ve not heard back. Ordinarily I’d prob infer you were just being polite (ugh that word), but given the very concrete plan of “we will be nearby next week” and your reply very much “oh then please come to this very house on that very week” I’m not sure you could possibly have expected this to unfold any differently, so I’m … stumped, but doubtful the invitation could possibly not have been sincere\n\nSo I’m gonna assume that you wrote that in the expectation that we would come (which, well, I can’t imagine otherwise) and that you’ve not replied to my _penultimate_ message out of ordinary (ie human; conversation-has-to-tail-off-somewhere sorta thing) social sloppiness, and to my _very last_ message for some reason or another, maybe you missed it or maybe you’ve been busy with your (own!) family, and in any case on rereading it it was pretty unclear and un-urgent-sounding anyway, so … yeah, *long story short, the best option we can see (wanting to see you and wanting you to meet Damien) is to just go out on a limb at this point and turn up on your doorstep*, which I appreciate is quite bold but for all the reasons I mentioned I’m willing to take the gamble that you’ll be glad to see us - please get in touch if at all possible either way, because we’re heading off from Cannes literally as soon as I’ve sent this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1797"},{"timestamp":1659549744,"iso":"2022-08-03T19:02:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is what I meant when I was mocking that ‘I support sex workers’ crap:\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/wf4r4o/our_sister_sub_getting_it_right_the_other_side_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1798"},{"timestamp":1659549792,"iso":"2022-08-03T19:03:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Obviously at face value I would agree with the statement - the trouble is it’s not used remotely at face value, but to say ‘I support sex _work_’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1799"},{"timestamp":1659549937,"iso":"2022-08-03T19:05:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1800","attachments":["static/photos/84302d38-2751-4de0-9b8a-1439b8f99c49.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659549963,"iso":"2022-08-03T19:06:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hate this utterly brainslappingly inane bollocks that passes for educated opinion","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1801"},{"timestamp":1659552444,"iso":"2022-08-03T19:47:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1802"},{"timestamp":1659552494,"iso":"2022-08-03T19:48:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1803","attachments":["static/photos/d8fc3242-d0f8-4e2a-ae4a-4c5b95ab588d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659611249,"iso":"2022-08-04T12:07:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1804","attachments":["static/photos/49d986ef-b863-4960-8d8d-8091db25ce6e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659611250,"iso":"2022-08-04T12:07:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1805","attachments":["static/photos/2f086e0d-14fd-4d63-b865-90b2a0c5bc7d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659611250,"iso":"2022-08-04T12:07:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1806","attachments":["static/photos/8e4a0891-fa9e-4127-8c16-db37b8d78afb.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659611251,"iso":"2022-08-04T12:07:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1807","attachments":["static/photos/7efc022c-8cd6-4861-b1b4-0fd2ae520ec2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659618282,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:04:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"FYI I’ve just booked a direct flight to LHR on BA, 6:30pm -> 7:40pm, about £200","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1808"},{"timestamp":1659618309,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:05:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good to have up your sleeve if _le jet facile_ happens to fall through","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1809"},{"timestamp":1659618400,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:06:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1810","attachments":["static/photos/3893374e-0db6-450b-aa16-31e4d5cc2bd8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659618578,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:09:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh how did you get it so cheap?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1811"},{"timestamp":1659618653,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:10:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I honestly don’t know! The prices seem to be all over the place today - luck of the draw, I think 🤷‍♂️ (Or rather plane ticket pricing is inestimably complex because there’s so much money in it and the supply/demand/behaviouraleconomics maths is so complicated, but at a first approximation it’s luck, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1812"},{"timestamp":1659618679,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:11:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At a first approximation it’s magic 🪄 😁","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1813"},{"timestamp":1659618854,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:14:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha I’m so jealous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1814"},{"timestamp":1659618866,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:14:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just had to throw away £100 of cosmetics","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1815"},{"timestamp":1659618880,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:14:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And will probably have to pay for 100 to check my bag","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1816"},{"timestamp":1659618882,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:14:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god - almost as much as the flight, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1817"},{"timestamp":1659618889,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:14:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, lol, more than the flight then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1818"},{"timestamp":1659618910,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:15:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah my dad did that with his expensive designer metal lighters (Paul Smith and whatever) on the reg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1819"},{"timestamp":1659618915,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:15:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I said, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1820"},{"timestamp":1659618925,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:15:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And was horrified and regretful every time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1821"},{"timestamp":1659619655,"iso":"2022-08-04T14:27:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1822","attachments":["static/photos/4967cd6a-9837-49ff-b211-2f8f0a478a03.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659621896,"iso":"2022-08-04T15:04:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh hey boyfriend I’m quite keen to hear what they ask you in terms of COVID vaccination documents & all that 💉 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1823"},{"timestamp":1659624458,"iso":"2022-08-04T15:47:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1824"},{"timestamp":1659624458,"iso":"2022-08-04T15:47:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol\nCute xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1825"},{"timestamp":1659627918,"iso":"2022-08-04T16:45:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh they didn’t ask for anything fortunately","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1826"},{"timestamp":1659627926,"iso":"2022-08-04T16:45:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just arriving into Venice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1827"},{"timestamp":1659627931,"iso":"2022-08-04T16:45:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shame you’re not here :(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1828"},{"timestamp":1659629682,"iso":"2022-08-04T17:14:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww I wish I were there too - how long have you got in Venice? Promise you’ll take a photo for me? I just got through security and I’m about to board - I left some water bottles, perfume, etc in my bag, so they were picking it apart, and I was joking with them about the miscellanea (with tremendous sangfroid if I say so myself) while praying they stopped before they found the box with the heroin…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1829"},{"timestamp":1659629705,"iso":"2022-08-04T17:15:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hope ur flights and Venice sojourn go well xox","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1830"},{"timestamp":1659642490,"iso":"2022-08-04T20:48:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1831"},{"timestamp":1659642500,"iso":"2022-08-04T20:48:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I would have been freaking out ahhaa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1832"},{"timestamp":1659647554,"iso":"2022-08-04T22:12:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I _was_ freaking out 😜😜 I guess ‘visibly freaking out’ is different from ‘internally freaking out’, especially for me, lol… Speaking of which, I’ve just arrived to find Oli here, and Kieran droning on about something or other that sounded like he was trying to trash-talk you and me … at least until Oli started back-pedalling and kicking up dirt and generally making a lot of inhaling noises and half-formed attempts at speech to indicate my having got back, haha… (Not to suggest that Oli was somehow complicit with Kieran, just that he was trying to alert Kieran by way of the only thing he knows how to do, namely half-conscious spluttering, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1833"},{"timestamp":1659651393,"iso":"2022-08-04T23:16:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God he’s so pathetic. I really want to leave that place, it’s so awful.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1834"},{"timestamp":1659654641,"iso":"2022-08-05T00:10:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I absoLUTEly cannot stand him.. It’s not just the micro-story I retailed above, but also I’ve been drinking with him and Oli, and he’s been so insufferable that even Oli is cringing at him (no judgement of Oli - I have great love for Oli - but he’s far more tolerant!).. Gosh what was it? We were talking about Irish accents and, having made some ratty putdown about your accent (never failing to sell up whoever’s so much as turned their back, in return for a desperate claw at social cachet), and with Oli complaining about how people consider you (ie _one_) non-Irish if you don’t have an Irish accent, I made some crap joke about it being like considering someone not-black because they don’t say “wagwan”, and you could see Kieran’s eyes light up with the resolve to make some sort of racist joke (and thereby I suppose to impress us, in his reckoning), but without having any idea of what the joke would be, and ended up stammering through this painful attempt at a joke for about 20 seconds (to hold the floor) before coming out with “well….maybe they _aren’t_ black, then!” (Good one Kieran!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1835"},{"timestamp":1659654690,"iso":"2022-08-05T00:11:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God it’s just so tawdry.. So desperate to get in with whoever the current person is, by selling out whoever is not the current person… and not wise enough to understand that loyalty and integrity and kindness are far more valuable socially (not that that’s the reason one should aim to be that!) than stabbing people in the back for some cheap momentary laugh, not least because people are smart enough to know you’re a shitty person who will turn around and do the same to them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1836"},{"timestamp":1659654862,"iso":"2022-08-05T00:14:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry to be going on about this but it just grosses me out so so fucking much.. It’s so utterly fucking pathetic to behold.. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this holiday, it’s how much I love and adore and care about you (because you’re a good egg through and through 🥚), and how much I loathe Kieran and all the miserable, craven, unctuous, Widmerpoolian qualities he represents.. I can’t put into words how much I want to punch him in the face when I see someone like him mocking someone like you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1837"},{"timestamp":1659655473,"iso":"2022-08-05T00:24:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I can hear him now making snide remarks at Oli about Exeter University… like, yeah, Kieran, what did Nancy Mitford say about BPP Law School Property of McDonald’s Inc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1838"},{"timestamp":1659655701,"iso":"2022-08-05T00:28:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaand he’s currently ‘correcting’ Oli, who just said something about how some person has “a certain facility for language” (quite correctly albeit speaking a bit like my grandmother), which kieran has decided is _quite_ incorrect and amusingly so, presumably because he thinks ‘facility’ only means e.g. a cash withdrawal facility","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1839"},{"timestamp":1659717045,"iso":"2022-08-05T17:30:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry for the delay In messaging, I was so agonisingly tired when I got in last night. I love Oli, but having to deal with him when he’s drunk at 3:00am is not exactly what I wanted to do when I got home after a long journey. He eventually passed out, I hope he wasn’t keeping you up too much as well, it was exhausting.\n\nHonestly I’m not really surprised that Kieran would be so two faced. I really don’t care whatever putdown he made about me, he probably says a lot worse to other people. I usually just turn a blind eye or try not to think about it. But arriving back yesterday to see the squalid sty he had turned the place into, (which is still like that now), and then shooing me on the stairs to move out of his way. I really cannot justify this flatshare, considering the rent percentage, and how disrespectful he is.\n\nHe plays the pauper, and dominates this house. As you’ve probably noticed, I really don’t like any type of mess, and when trying to organise a £20 cleaner a week, he says he can’t afford it. Meanwhile entertains some generic Asian with cocktails on bar on Park Lane… not to mention asking us to pay him to clean. The more I think about it the more ludicrous and outrageous it is. Not to mention those things you told me Paris about the going’s on in the Shoreditch flat which were really quite dreadful.\n\nI think I should float the idea of ending the lease with him over the weekend. I think it’s best if it’s amical as possible. I can’t imagine he’d be as difficult not to be agreeable.\n\nGod the state the of this flat is so depressing. Could you please message Mohammad, and see if he can come as soon as possible, it’s so gross 🤮.\n\nAlso is there anything I’ve left in your bag, from when we were leaving the hotel yesterday. God I feel so awful today I have no idea why, trying to get some rest hopefully I’ll perk up :(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1840"},{"timestamp":1659719797,"iso":"2022-08-05T18:16:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I don’t disagree with any of this, especially the point about Kieran’s double act (I think I was saying the same thing about his rent split with Eugene, that arguing a 200-1800 split is necessary is just not consistent with spending more than that on coke every weekend - he seems to regard rent as some tiny insignificant low-priority payment, at least for himself, though everyone else is expected to make any sacrifices necessary so that he doesn’t have to pay a normal amount / proportion of his income).\n\n“The more I think about it the more outrageous it is” - yeah I think this is the classic story with Kieran, the classic move-out-inducing metanoia. I don’t know why I reset to a blank slate when he asked to share a flat again this year. I’m sorry, it’s entirely my bad: there was no real way for you to know (how someone is as a flatmate is really pretty separate from how they are as a social acquaintance) whereas for me there was every way for me to know.. \n\n“He plays the pauper and dominates this house” - yeah that’s always been his strategy, to be a sort of Tartuffe figure. I’m not suggesting it’s necessarily conscious and self-aware, but it’s the way he’s fallen into being, presumably because he’s learned that it gets results. It’s why I’d be seriously torn about not telling Edward, if both of them were planning to share Edward’s house. It does feel like twisting the knife, wrt Kieran, but on the other hand I like Edward and it feels very very shitty to stand back despite knowing exactly what will happen (since Kieran doesn’t ever seem to learn his lesson and change - and it’s hard for me to come to a verdict on whether he would even benefit from being honest and upright, provided he doesn’t mind the occasional inconvenience of being caught out and sent on his way).\n\nWe should discuss it with him amicably over the weekend, 100%. I expect it would have the positive side-effect of making him less shitty in the intervening time. (It’s funny to see that my suspicion was right after all: he’d fix his behaviour for a while - incidentally showing he well understands what he was doing wrong - and then lose interest as the immediate threat seems to have passed..)\n\nAaaanyway *all the above stream-of-consciousness musing isn’t that essential - the key bits are:* Yes I’ll message Mohammed now and get him to come asap. Also, yeah, I feel dreadful too - is it an intense cold-like feeling, like a headache and a sore throat? And also feeling tired etc? I don’t know if you left anything in my bag, but I can check if you know what you’re looking for, or you’re welcome to check (I can bring it up). I’d check for you but I don’t know if I’d 100% remember what’s mine and what’s yours. Of course you’re always totally welcome to any drugs I may or may not have - if you let me know if there’s anything that feels like it might help, I can check around my room.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1841"},{"timestamp":1659720301,"iso":"2022-08-05T18:25:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also yeah I wouldn’t worry in the least about anything Kieran said or says about you. For one, we’re all ridiculous, and I think the worst insult of all is to be totally normal. Also, like I said about Jamison, I’ve been called worse things by better people. And - like with that anecdote I mentioned about Kieran trying to come up with a racist joke on the fly - he’s literally just making this stuff up to try to amuse whoever he’s with, since he’s trying to invent himself as some kind of shitty Gore Vidal knockoff, without the sense of humour. For whatever reason he’s learned that putting other people down, and doing it in a witty way (not that he actually _accomplishes_ that part 99% of the time), is what gets him approval from people. It’s pathetic. You’re an immeasurably better person than he is, you’re worth more than he is on your worst day. 💙","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1842"},{"timestamp":1659725328,"iso":"2022-08-05T19:48:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaalso do you mind if I give you the rest of this heroin, maybe tomorrow? It doesn’t really matter too much if you keep it or use it or throw it away, it’s just less _immediately_ aversive than throwing it all away","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1843"},{"timestamp":1659725390,"iso":"2022-08-05T19:49:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact, are you around tonight? I dunno if I’m around tonight - probably depends on whether a drink and some painkillers (ORDINARY painkillers, lol) make me feel better - but if I am & if you are, then I’d love as always to watch some rubbish in bed xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1844"},{"timestamp":1659727343,"iso":"2022-08-05T20:22:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I’ve just realised: I got some anti-histamines earlier as part of my “please god palliate this cold” pack (you’re welcome to try some of the other stuff too) - but I was thinking, if your main issue with heroin is nausea, and since the prospect of addiction and whatever seems pretty low for you (even with the nausea I loved it), you might consider trying heroin with antihistamines.. It potentiates the heroin, and also cancels out the nausea, and IME it’s a pretty predictably potent palliative even for the common cold - well, either it palliates the symptoms, or it makes you just not care 😅\n\n(And because I can seemingly never write a short message, TLDR: have got antihistamines, maybe try heroin with antihistamines, should make you feel much better)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1845"},{"timestamp":1659728315,"iso":"2022-08-05T20:38:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I realised earlier when I was referring to Tartuffe (and looked up Molière’s catalogue since I remembered we’d been talking about him with Jacques): I was insisting to Jacques that Molière wrote tragedies as well as comedies, and I think I was citing Phèdre and (mortifyingly) Racine, as if the latter was a play.. Turns out Racine was the author of Phèdre, and I somehow decided both were the names of plays and both were written by Molière.. I must have come across as a total imbecile and pseud, and now I look back on it he was very gracious about it 😭😄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1846"},{"timestamp":1659732090,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:41:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes I forgot about the Eugene arrangement, it’s quite sad as they were supposed to be friends, and Kieran stood by ripping him off. It’s shocking that he’s been getting away with doing it for so long, but really I think coming back yesterday exhausted, and seeing just a pile of dishes and mess everywhere, it’s like living in student accommodation, it’s just disgusting, and for the amount we’re paying we can get much nicer than this. As for Edward I think maybe you’re right, I could just say something to him I suppose.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1847"},{"timestamp":1659732321,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:45:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let me mention something to him first to see how he reacts and we can work out what best way to do it, I don’t want to get him to get upset. I think we just say we don’t like living here and we want to move, saying it’s more to do with the flat and area.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1848"},{"timestamp":1659732451,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:47:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes can I check tomorrow at some point. I still feel horribly wretched this eve, I don’t know why, plus I didn’t get a proper night sleep with Oli here last night so hoping to fall asleep pretty soon.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1849"},{"timestamp":1659732589,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:49:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah, honestly it doesn’t surprise, one bit. I feel more sorry for him that he has to make snide jokes about me to get people to like him. Did I ever tell you about him doing that at the LGBT Careers in Banking event, where he started bitching to these strangers when I was stood next to him 😅. Poor Kieran 💔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1850"},{"timestamp":1659732614,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:50:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes ofc i can come down and get it from you if you like!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1851"},{"timestamp":1659732661,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:51:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I would love to but, I’m still feeling a bit funny, and just want to crash these eve","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1852"},{"timestamp":1659732748,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:52:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes I was thinking about that, I might give it a go in a little while. The problem is that I never really get a satisfying buzz from in and I always end up feeling worse than I’ve ever felt the following day 🥲🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1853"},{"timestamp":1659732939,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:55:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just to reply to the more time-sensitive stuff first:\n\n• Yeah, re this evening, honestly I’m not feeling much better, so - much as I always love our ongoing film festival - I think maybe better to regain our strength and do something tomorrow if we feel better :)\n\n• Sure, re my bag, I’ve extracted most of the stuff I urgently need, so I’ve left it outside my room, and if it would be helpful I can bring it up to you (I didn’t want to do that spontaneously in case you or your room are a mess - which, if you’ve got the same thing I have, I’d be amazed if you/it weren’t 😅)\n\n• Re the drugs: if you mean tonight, I can put the heroin and the antihistamines in my bag, if you think it’s worth a try? \n\nAnd I’ll reply to the other less-time-sensitive things in some separate bullet points :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1854"},{"timestamp":1659733049,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:57:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yah my room is a mess at the moment. It’s driving me mad.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1855"},{"timestamp":1659733067,"iso":"2022-08-05T21:57:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I can keep the heroin safe for you I won’t use it don’t worry 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1856"},{"timestamp":1659733788,"iso":"2022-08-05T22:09:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I don’t really mind, though I expect you probably won’t (if you remember my taxonomy of different kinds of intoxication/addiction-to-intoxication, you fall into the Louis category – drunkenness-intoxication, like alcohol and ketamine and GHB – which is probably better than the opioid-intoxication type (‘narcotic’ in the traditional sense, ‘dull narcotics numbing pain’))\n\nEither way, if the antihistamines make you enjoy it more, let me know and I’ll keep an eye out for any signs of addiction, because you’ve got enough there for an ‘opioid-naïve’ person to do every day for at least a month","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1857"},{"timestamp":1659733811,"iso":"2022-08-05T22:10:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I’m sure this means there are, like, three atoms out of place 😜😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1858"},{"timestamp":1659734604,"iso":"2022-08-05T22:23:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wrt the other bits of these messages:\n\n• Lol, this all reminds me of my grandpa’s roommates at trinity: that one roommate (I think I told you the story) that, after months of my grandpa and the other guy leaving dirty dishes piled up in the bath, and all manner of other I’m-sure-even-more-horrendous stuff, just upped and left Cambridge one day and no one ever heard from him again\n\n(I think it runs in the family, since I remember hearing about my aunt’s wadham roommate having a nervous breakdown when she saw mould growing out of the top of one of the mugs in the sink 😂🤮 Then again, I think my emotional sensitivity outweighs my messiness - I’m virtually insensate when it comes to _my own_ room, or my own space in general, but I’d never let it affect you, or Raz, or anyone I’m sharing a space with..)\n\n• The Eugene arrangement is really sad, yeah. He was extraordinarily decent to Kieran - honestly all my experiences with him over the years make me certain that he’s a real gentleman - and it’s embarrassing that Kieran ripped him off and generally sneers at him, for his ‘weakness’ in being ripped off. It’s a horrible sort of Thucydidean worldview. \n\n• As for Edward, yeah, I think it would be wrong not to say _something_. I mean really I know I ought to say something to _whoever_ he ends up sharing a flat with, but with Edward the calculation seems especially clear/pressing, since I know he’s a sweet and kind person (and, at that, one who’s likely to feel bad/awkward about kicking Kieran out when it comes to that), and, while I can’t hound every single person he ends up trying to live with, one person - especially someone with all those vulnerable traits and whom I really like and care about - seems reasonable..\n\n• Do you want to do it yourself then? You don’t think it’s better to do it together? I can see the benefits of making clear it’s a united front, so he doesn’t try to play us off against each other … then again, he’ll probably try that anyway, and he has zero chance of success, aaand also perhaps a one-on-one conversation is better (and less emotionally fraught since the two of you were never - gosh, to my eternal mortification - in a relationship).\n\n^ sorry, I realise I’m rambling on in my stream of consciousness way, but I’m quite conflicted about some of those points","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1859"},{"timestamp":1659796383,"iso":"2022-08-06T15:33:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling I have to meet someone in soho at 5:30 do you have time for a drink somewhere before I dash?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1860"},{"timestamp":1659797639,"iso":"2022-08-06T15:53:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure, absolutely! Say quarter past 4 maybe? Or half past? I’m easy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1861"},{"timestamp":1659798470,"iso":"2022-08-06T16:07:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Half past is perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1862"},{"timestamp":1659799930,"iso":"2022-08-06T16:32:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry can I take another 15 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1863"},{"timestamp":1659799938,"iso":"2022-08-06T16:32:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just running behind 😩","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1864"},{"timestamp":1659799969,"iso":"2022-08-06T16:32:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah totally fine, I didn’t even notice it’d turned half past","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1865"},{"timestamp":1659805003,"iso":"2022-08-06T17:56:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://twitter.com/ncallanan/status/1555442434343141377?s=24&t=ofXIxxAmBYt74eAJzv9nqg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1866"},{"timestamp":1659806422,"iso":"2022-08-06T18:20:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1867","attachments":["static/photos/c8007368-052b-473e-8e5b-59200070607e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1659809709,"iso":"2022-08-06T19:15:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you really back already?! Wawagwansuchthatyouleftsoearly?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1868"},{"timestamp":1659815629,"iso":"2022-08-06T20:53:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh Alex was with his friend Antony, I gather they’re going to be in Soho a while","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1869"},{"timestamp":1659815643,"iso":"2022-08-06T20:54:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And then I walked past white company and saw a topper","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1870"},{"timestamp":1659815661,"iso":"2022-08-06T20:54:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So I couldn’t be bothered carrying it in to soho lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1871"},{"timestamp":1659827455,"iso":"2022-08-07T00:10:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha fair enough - sorry I missed this!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1872"},{"timestamp":1659827475,"iso":"2022-08-07T00:11:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"& hopefully that door-unlocking arrangement should work 🤞","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1873"},{"timestamp":1659827531,"iso":"2022-08-07T00:12:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I forgot to ask, do _you_ feel better today? Part of me really wants some company - as per usual - but I also feel absolutely wretched and I’m not sure if it’s even a wise idea, especially if you’re prob not ill","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1874"},{"timestamp":1659877000,"iso":"2022-08-07T13:56:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you so much for leaving the door unlocked darling. I imagine you were probably a sleep when I came in.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1875"},{"timestamp":1659877007,"iso":"2022-08-07T13:56:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you feeling today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1876"},{"timestamp":1659886260,"iso":"2022-08-07T16:31:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you manage to get in touch with Mohammed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1877"},{"timestamp":1659894419,"iso":"2022-08-07T18:46:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s actually just replied to me - what day would work for us? And yeah, I was probably asleep, and I’m feeling a bit better, though I still have a temperature.. I was wondering if it’s some sort of heroin withdrawal, conceivably, given I’ve never had this sort of usage before (ie having stopped longer than ever and then used it for a week (almost) straight).. I was actually thinking two things:\n\n- First, if it’s cool with you, I might give you the login details to my Wickr acct (the only way I can get heroin). You don’t actually ever have to log in to the thing, but it would give me confidence to know that you might log in (/might _be_ logged in). Not so much because I’m concerned I’ll get more, but because I don’t want you to be concerned that I may in future, or, at any given point in time, that I may _already_ have ordered it & be on it. (I might throw in the details for my delivery tracking app, even my banking app (technically unsafe but I trust you absolutely).\n\n- Second, I was reflecting that my one week of using it probably wasn’t the worst thing. I’d come to idealise it while I was off it (as you could prob tell from our conversations), whereas from my week on it it was surprisingly mediocre. Like, not bad, I won’t pretend it’s not enjoyable, but it wasn’t the magical elixir of total happiness that I’d started to think of it as, in my mind. I’m glad of that. In many ways it felt like a booster vaccine for my decision to quit. Also, the danger you incur on that stuff is just not worth it. Not only stuff like waving it around in front of that police car in Cannes, but also my experience in security at Nice was really among the closest I’ve come to spending >= a decade in prison, and it’s insane that I was so cavalier about it, just to save £50 or whatever on drugs to bring back to the UK..\n\nAnyway, it’s been interesting to think about, and in a lot of ways, well, je ne regrette rien, haha.. Btw I’m working on this increasingly large cheatsheet (which I’m turning into an app) which I’m hoping on its own can be the basis for learning good enough French to communicate privately with each other.. I’ll send you the current form tonight no matter what, so we can get on with it - and I’ll make sure it has all the stuff / vocab we need to talk about the flat situation, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1878"},{"timestamp":1659976798,"iso":"2022-08-08T17:39:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’ll be happy to take the login details, anything I can do to help :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1879"},{"timestamp":1659976819,"iso":"2022-08-08T17:40:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yes I was thinking it was slightly risqué","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1880"},{"timestamp":1659976834,"iso":"2022-08-08T17:40:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so sorry to keep having to ask, but can you left me in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1881"},{"timestamp":1659976849,"iso":"2022-08-08T17:40:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve left me my keep inside","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1882"},{"timestamp":1659976853,"iso":"2022-08-08T17:40:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, I had headphones in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1883"},{"timestamp":1659976860,"iso":"2022-08-08T17:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One mo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1884"},{"timestamp":1659976861,"iso":"2022-08-08T17:41:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you let me in haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1885"},{"timestamp":1659976881,"iso":"2022-08-08T17:41:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I got it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1886"},{"timestamp":1659988327,"iso":"2022-08-08T20:52:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🤙 lmk if you wanna have a drink or watch something later! might not be a bad thing to strategise about the Kieran situation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1887"},{"timestamp":1660007226,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:07:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Absolute must-read: https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/01/inside-prince-andrews-misguided-bid-to-explain-away-epstein","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1888"},{"timestamp":1660008166,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:22:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling, did you want me to take those login details?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1889"},{"timestamp":1660008279,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:24:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, I’ve just got them out of my phone :) It’s username ‘samziz’ and password ‘spider1S’ (both my defaults for everything since I was like 10 - don’t even ask why because I have no memory and no clue 😂)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1890"},{"timestamp":1660008289,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:24:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh and the app is Wickr, just in case I didn’t say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1891"},{"timestamp":1660008338,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:25:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh btw btw I’m v much up for semi-watching a film if you were keen to, whenever you go to bed, though on the other hand it’s quite late and I’m also happy to do another night if you want to _actually watch_ something, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1892"},{"timestamp":1660008372,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:26:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes perfect. When Olly goes then sure.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1893"},{"timestamp":1660008387,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:26:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw, nice, let’s do it 🤝","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1894"},{"timestamp":1660008392,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:26:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah no rush!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1895"},{"timestamp":1660008392,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:26:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You don’t have anything to make me sleepy by any chance haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1896"},{"timestamp":1660008410,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:26:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t, sorry :( I’d be up for ordering some if you wanted to give whatshisname a shot 🤷‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1897"},{"timestamp":1660008432,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:27:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You could also take some heroin - that’s likely to make you sleepy - i dunno what your thoughts are about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1898"},{"timestamp":1660008695,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:31:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh and my Hotmail account, which technically gives you access to my Monzo: email is ‘samziz@live.com’, password is ‘ZXCVbnm129’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1899"},{"timestamp":1660008724,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:32:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You probably don’t need that, it’s prob a bit excessive - though you have my absolute invitation to access it - but hey, I trust you absolutely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1900"},{"timestamp":1660008756,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:32:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(To be clear the rationale is that you can see if I’ve spent money on drugs, with near-unavoidability)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1901"},{"timestamp":1660008823,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:33:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"None of this is your job or a serious worry of mine, but I want you to theoretically be able to, because it’s a check on me & because it might alleviate some of your (and I guess Kieran’s and anyone else’s) concern - that’s the main thing that distresses me, that other people are worried about me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1902"},{"timestamp":1660009455,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:44:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":":) let me know when you’re around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1903"},{"timestamp":1660010305,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:58:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh come up whenever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1904"},{"timestamp":1660010317,"iso":"2022-08-09T02:58:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just getting ready for bed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1905"},{"timestamp":1660016007,"iso":"2022-08-09T04:33:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh good I just woke up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1906"},{"timestamp":1660016012,"iso":"2022-08-09T04:33:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I fell asleep awake on my bed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1907"},{"timestamp":1660016028,"iso":"2022-08-09T04:33:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m really sorry - assuming you’re asleep, then maybe we can do it more properly tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1908"},{"timestamp":1660016076,"iso":"2022-08-09T04:34:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really miss sharing a bed with you (no homo) and I’m sorry for the crap excuse, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1909"},{"timestamp":1660016109,"iso":"2022-08-09T04:35:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Not ‘excuse’ in the sense of ‘it isn’t true’, to be clear!! Just still happens to be a crap excuse)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1910"},{"timestamp":1660123278,"iso":"2022-08-10T10:21:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling will replay to this properly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1911"},{"timestamp":1660123328,"iso":"2022-08-10T10:22:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In a little while.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1912"},{"timestamp":1660123339,"iso":"2022-08-10T10:22:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m feeling so wretched","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1913"},{"timestamp":1660123353,"iso":"2022-08-10T10:22:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You wouldn’t happen to any Benzos","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1914"},{"timestamp":1660123356,"iso":"2022-08-10T10:22:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hate to ask","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1915"},{"timestamp":1660123386,"iso":"2022-08-10T10:23:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m going to get some from the pharmacy in a little while","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1916"},{"timestamp":1660124568,"iso":"2022-08-10T10:42:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry about that ^ all of a sudden in felt quite sick","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1917"},{"timestamp":1660133529,"iso":"2022-08-10T13:12:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry, I missed this - nope, I don’t, unfortunately","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1918"},{"timestamp":1660134228,"iso":"2022-08-10T13:23:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh that’s fine. Sorry to ask, I just realised I had ran out Valium and getting in a tizzy 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1919"},{"timestamp":1660146621,"iso":"2022-08-10T16:50:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs! I suppose there’s always whatshisname","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1920"},{"timestamp":1660146633,"iso":"2022-08-10T16:50:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So what’s going on with Kieran?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1921"},{"timestamp":1660146678,"iso":"2022-08-10T16:51:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yah I’d rather not 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1922"},{"timestamp":1660146686,"iso":"2022-08-10T16:51:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Apparently he’s got a new job","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1923"},{"timestamp":1660146716,"iso":"2022-08-10T16:51:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Quite a hike in salary he said 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1924"},{"timestamp":1660146742,"iso":"2022-08-10T16:52:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The last few days have been manic, and I haven’t got a chance to see his reaction to the idea of moving","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1925"},{"timestamp":1660146753,"iso":"2022-08-10T16:52:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll do that to night maybe 🤞🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1926"},{"timestamp":1660148428,"iso":"2022-08-10T17:20:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha fair enough!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1927"},{"timestamp":1660148450,"iso":"2022-08-10T17:20:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And oh yeah sorry I meant moving (assuming you didn’t mean the job thing in relation to that)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1928"},{"timestamp":1660148551,"iso":"2022-08-10T17:22:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose it’s not a rush but I’m not sure whether this is a serious plan or just a perennial thing, blowing off steam, haha (mainly wrt looking for flats etc, and also probably - eventually - I want to move either way)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1929"},{"timestamp":1660148582,"iso":"2022-08-10T17:23:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose if he’s got a new job then that might make him more open to moving, and possibly just getting his own flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1930"},{"timestamp":1660148605,"iso":"2022-08-10T17:23:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Though even that seems likely to end acrimoniously at this rate..)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1931"},{"timestamp":1660149505,"iso":"2022-08-10T17:38:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no, I can’t tell you how much I hate living here. This area of town is so awful, I mean there’s been a murder, a tramp turning following me the door, a groping and whatever that screaming match was outside the other morning, and then the squalid filth inside the flat. It just doesn’t add up to the amount we’re paying.\n\nI think before looking at flats we ought to a agree a time frame with Kieran, so we know when we need to move by. Although that isn’t much of an issue considering we both have places to go in the interim if it comes to that. \n\nWe should then put it to the landlord and iron out the details and agree it with him. You know how slippery they tend to be, withholding money, going overboard with wear and tear.\n\nI think after that we can post it online, or try to rely it again with Lurot and Brand, I know a few estate agents do this but they typically take hefty fee. I’ve never relet a flat so I don’t know how easy it is or isn’t. Someone was telling me the rental market was quite hot with people not wanting to buy and instead deciding to rent, although not sure how all that will balance out. \n\nAlso I was also thinking that if Kieran feels bitter about the whole thing he could make it so difficult to relet, by making a mess or telling prospective tenants that there was a murder outside 😂 idk maybe I’ve went off the ball on this different scenarios.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1932"},{"timestamp":1660149653,"iso":"2022-08-10T17:40:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I think that would suit him. I also wonder whether he’ll try to bridge the gap on the rent share seeing now he’s earning a considerable amount.. I mean I think it would be a decent thing to do. But I don’t know how much of an argument there is there.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1933"},{"timestamp":1660155820,"iso":"2022-08-10T19:23:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hey just on my way back now, does 8 work?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1934"},{"timestamp":1660165528,"iso":"2022-08-10T22:05:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://unherd.com/2020/12/women-already-have-a-jordan-peterson/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1935"},{"timestamp":1660220791,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:26:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve just had some of this meth and I can confirm it’s a great coffee alternative","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1936"},{"timestamp":1660220807,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:26:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(For dealing with recurrent kieran-induced lack of sleep, in this instance)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1937"},{"timestamp":1660220817,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:26:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Even if it still doesn’t do much else for me, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1938"},{"timestamp":1660220842,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:27:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no did he keep you up? I had knocked myself out with a zopi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1939"},{"timestamp":1660220844,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:27:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ bizarrely I still feel very decadent and wild taking it in the daytime","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1940"},{"timestamp":1660220876,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:27:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I probably ought to get some more of those - I don’t think there’s any use trying to ask him to talk at a normal volume","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1941"},{"timestamp":1660220895,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:28:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve tried explaining but I feel like a teacher at a sanatorium for the profoundly retarded","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1942"},{"timestamp":1660220907,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:28:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s much nicer than coffee too haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1943"},{"timestamp":1660220912,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:28:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Probabaly works out cheaper","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1944"},{"timestamp":1660220923,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:28:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahahhajaa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1945"},{"timestamp":1660220951,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:29:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha well you know 3527537th times the charm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1946"},{"timestamp":1660221584,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:39:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I do quite like it, in a way, though I find it unbelievably mild… Actually in a way I find the same for heroin, though I can see my behaviour is objectively way more addictive in the case of heroin (I wouldn’t jump through many hoops to get meth)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1947"},{"timestamp":1660221662,"iso":"2022-08-11T13:41:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha indeed.. God it reminds me of a line from Wodehouse, about aunt calling aunt like mastodons bellowing across the primaeval swamp (probably misquoting a little, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1948"},{"timestamp":1660233102,"iso":"2022-08-11T16:51:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1949"},{"timestamp":1660234792,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:19:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha probably best you do haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1950"},{"timestamp":1660234852,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:20:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL I don’t know how you can be that behaviour, are people naturally just bashful 😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1951"},{"timestamp":1660234943,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:22:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling, I’m doing an application and one of the questions is “what is your best book recommendation and why?” I’m stomped. Do you have any idea of something brilliantly witty or something to say 😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1952"},{"timestamp":1660235765,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:36:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god - fiction or non-fiction? And is there any impression of yourself in particular you want to telegraph?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1953"},{"timestamp":1660235833,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:37:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Also, at some point I’m considering maybe asking you to steal a bump of that heroin, if you still have it - I’m going to dinner with my aunt and grandmother (since they’re looking after Wolfie at my parents’) and I’m still quite dead.. Not critical though)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1954"},{"timestamp":1660235896,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:38:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"After that it might be easier to ditch it, b/c I don’t want to bother you again if I’m feeling awful some other time, which I probably will, lol (I know future me will curse me for that decision)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1955"},{"timestamp":1660236616,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:50:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh nice. Yes ofc, come up whenever you want. I don’t think I have a smaller bag which you could put it into? I don’t mind at all. Also there is some tramadol left if you would prefer that?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1956"},{"timestamp":1660236639,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:50:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh any book.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1957"},{"timestamp":1660236665,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:51:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would 10-15 mins from now work? I don’t think Tramadol does much for me, but yeah, no rush","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1958"},{"timestamp":1660236672,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:51:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Off the top of my head…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1959"},{"timestamp":1660236674,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:51:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Proust","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1960"},{"timestamp":1660236692,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:51:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Powell (ie a dance to the music of time)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1961"},{"timestamp":1660236712,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:51:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think because it’s a finance job people it may seem a bit contrived if I say something along those lines. Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1962"},{"timestamp":1660236721,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:52:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fitzgerald (I always liked Gatsby as a piece of prose even though it’s v short … though it’s standard reading at schools so idk)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1963"},{"timestamp":1660236747,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:52:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh, yeah, maybe something less fiction-y (not necessarily NOT fiction but less fiction-y)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1964"},{"timestamp":1660236758,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:52:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes this would be great. Although not quite sure what to say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1965"},{"timestamp":1660236769,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:52:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, maybe Thucydides’ history of the peloponnesian aar","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1966"},{"timestamp":1660236774,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:52:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"war, Sammir","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1967"},{"timestamp":1660236777,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:52:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"dammit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1968"},{"timestamp":1660236803,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:53:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I dunno, it doesn’t give you much to say that’s relevant to a job","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1969"},{"timestamp":1660236805,"iso":"2022-08-11T17:53:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait lemme think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1970"},{"timestamp":1660237233,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:00:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thucydides: lets you say a lot about human nature, conflict, strategy, etc\n\nRuskin: great prose stylist, also great on society etc (underrated on topics other than art)\n\nGibbon: lots to say about the Roman empire; in a way I suppose similar-ish to Thucydides in what it lets you say\n\nDostoevsky: lots on human nature, love, hatred, regret, awfulness of the Pevear-Volokhonsky translations, etc, lol\n\nPlato: about as obvious as you can get, but the less intensive/academic dialogues (like the Symposium) give you loads of philosophy-101-y interesting suggestions and argument structures to talk about\n\nFreud: something easy like the Psychopathologie - bit nuts in places (lots of places) but interesting ideas about the mind and all that.. alternatively stuff like the Future of an Illusion has interesting ideas about culture more broadly\n\nlemme try to think of some more.. i suppose, well, do you know _what_ you want to talk about?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1971"},{"timestamp":1660237255,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:00:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"as in what kind of subject might be interesting and relevant and on which you might have some thoughts","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1972"},{"timestamp":1660237281,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:01:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"would also prob help me: I have lots of random stuff in my head but I'm terrible at thinking of lists ex nihil","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1973"},{"timestamp":1660237293,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:01:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"o","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1974"},{"timestamp":1660237401,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:03:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Farnam St is a great blog and has some good articles on e.g. mental models, and they'll prob mention some longer / proper books which you could cite as your sorta fulcrum book to answer the question (and then talk about whatever they talk about): https://fs.blog/mental-models/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1975"},{"timestamp":1660237430,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:03:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha I was completely stomped when I came to that question, I just knew you’d be the right person to come to.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1976"},{"timestamp":1660237458,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:04:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect. Thank you 🙏🏻. I’ll look through this and I’m sure I’ll come up with something 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1977"},{"timestamp":1660237461,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:04:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I do have lots of pointless miscellanea stashed away in my brain I suppose","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1978"},{"timestamp":1660237485,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:04:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shame I'm so terrible at thinking of anything spontaneously - I think my brain works better when someone says something about something specific, and I can go from there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1979"},{"timestamp":1660237564,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:06:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should have some of these if you need a copy.. At least Dostoevsky, possibly Ruskin, and I have Thucydides and Plato in the Greek but with lots of annotations and iirc translated bits at least for Thucydides","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1980"},{"timestamp":1660237586,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:06:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I might come up and grab some hard drugs in like 5 mins if that works, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1981"},{"timestamp":1660237618,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:06:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I think I may still to Proust. I’m sure that’ll work!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1982"},{"timestamp":1660237627,"iso":"2022-08-11T18:07:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes perfect 👍🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1983"},{"timestamp":1660255291,"iso":"2022-08-11T23:01:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just been tidying up the notes I wrote on the way to my parents’, some other people I could think of:\n\nTacitus: For much the same reasons as Thucydides and with much the same attitude (_sine ira et studio_).\n\nWittgenstein: If for no other reason, just for the cut and thrust of his arguments - the Tractatus has always been my favourite even though it’s his ‘early’ work (a sort of Old / New Testament situation), and by general reckoning was repudiated by the Investigations … in which case I’m clearly too stupid, the Tractatus is where I get off. Also, the miscellaneous slim volumes of notes from his lectures are still smarter than anything I’ve written.\n\nFoucault: Gets a bad rap as being a ‘postmodern’ French intellectual and all that, but doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with Derrida and Lacan and all of them. His motif was identifying common institutions which are seen as almost logically required and certainly universal, and showing that they are arbitrary human creations and often damaging ones. See _Discipline and Punish_ (‘we invented the prison relatively recently to ‘tame’ people and socialise them for modern society, much like public schools’), _The Birth of the Clinic_ (‘the line between ‘medicine’ and non-medical ‘knowledge about illness’ is arbitrarily drawn and ritually enforced with customs like [as I was going on about recently] needless Greek words for everything’), etc. \n\nDavid Graeber: Brilliant economist/anthropologist, sadly died recently. His magnum opus is on debt, called _Debt: The First 5000 Years_: I always liked as a sixth-former his demolition of the Economics 101 factoid that pecuniary economies grew out of barter – he makes an economic/historical case that they grew out of debt, which perversely pre-dated money. He also wrote _Bullshit Jobs_, which is utterly fucking brilliant, answering the question of why Keynes’s prediction that rising productivity would lead to a 15-hour working week didn’t come true (spoiler: because middle managers - or all managers except those who are also beneficial owners, like some CEOs are - kept creating work to be done underneath them out of officiousness, and that these futile jobs are the cause of much modern alienation).\n\nDurkheim: His study on suicide, _Suicide_ (nice Graeber-style naming), most often comes up because it’s the so-called founding work in sociology, but it’s also an extraordinarily well-written monograph on modern society, which just happens to take suicide as the lens through which he looks at it. The parts on ‘egoistic suicide’ – suicide as a result of anomie*, as a result of the failure of the ties that make the individual feel part of a village, so to speak – are the high point, IMO. \n\n*He also discusses ‘anomic suicide’ but this is imo worse named and less related to anomie.\n\nParfit: Academic philosopher, but don’t get me wrong - he’s interesting and a good writer. He wrote two books over the course of a half-century-odd at Oxford, which you only get away with if you’re utterly brilliant (well, I’m not sure anyone else even has). _Reasons and Persons_ is more intense early-career too-intelligent-by-half stuff; by the time he wrote _On What Matters_ he probably could have got away without even writing another book, and it’s far more contemplative, raises some fascinating conundrums, and is by far my favourite.\n\nKlemperer: I don’t know if he wrote more books, but the one he’s known for - by me at least - is _Lingua Tertii Imperii_ [the language of the third empire [Third Reich]]. If you know about the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis and the general academic suburb of linguistics that focusses on how language can shape thought, this is a historical investigation of that in the context of the Nazis specifically. Think of it as non-fiction Orwell. He says something about the ‘triad’ of diseased language - ‘defending, aggrandising, accusing’; always urgent, ‘shouting’, so to speak, and never calm - of which I think Trump offered a great example.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1984"},{"timestamp":1660255393,"iso":"2022-08-11T23:03:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^I’m frustrated with myself because I know there are far more writers I hugely admire, but, like I say, I’m terrible at thinking of them spontaneously - my brain only makes connections between things, so I need a jumping-off point, an entry point into the web","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1985"},{"timestamp":1660255554,"iso":"2022-08-11T23:05:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On Foucault and _Discipline and Punish_, I know Alan always regretted translating it ‘discipline’ in the title - ‘surveil’ is a better translation, but it would be wildly pretentious not to use the regular/official title of the book","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1986"},{"timestamp":1660256684,"iso":"2022-08-11T23:24:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw let me know if you want me to look over your answer (and/or I suppose any others) - I _can_ write _moderately_ well, lol (I just choose not to ;))","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1987"},{"timestamp":1660256740,"iso":"2022-08-11T23:25:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, not to imply that _you_ can’t, obviously - it’s more that everyone benefits from another pair of eyes, like a doctor getting a second opinion","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1988"},{"timestamp":1660303061,"iso":"2022-08-12T12:17:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^^ thought it may be useful to have a copy of Fowler’s, apropos of all the answer-writing stuff - it’s definitely the authority on English afaik & a great reference (the third edition, not the original - as brilliant as the original may be, it’s def nowhere near current)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1989"},{"timestamp":1660474751,"iso":"2022-08-14T11:59:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, I’ve just read through the things you sent. I can’t think you enough it’s given me so much to start on. Are you around for a drink this eve xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1990"},{"timestamp":1660475691,"iso":"2022-08-14T12:14:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thanks! I’m sure there’s loads more to say - it’s pretty much an infinitely broad question.. And yeah I’m definitely around, let’s do it!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1991"},{"timestamp":1660484900,"iso":"2022-08-14T14:48:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I knew you were the perfect person to asks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1992"},{"timestamp":1660484904,"iso":"2022-08-14T14:48:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you around now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1993"},{"timestamp":1660484915,"iso":"2022-08-14T14:48:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really need to get out of this house 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1994"},{"timestamp":1660485150,"iso":"2022-08-14T14:52:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Argh, I'm just doing some work I sorta need to get done (well, not work per se, but a side project I'm working on with a friend).. Maybe if you go for a stroll or whatever, we can get a drink late afternoon / early evening? sorry!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1995"},{"timestamp":1660485239,"iso":"2022-08-14T14:53:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh that’s fine just let me know when you’re ready 🙌🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1996"},{"timestamp":1660495249,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:40:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure! Come to think of it I’ll just work before and afterwards, so it probably doesn’t matter too much when we do something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1997"},{"timestamp":1660495265,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:41:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw, I don’t suppose you have any more of that meth that I could buy (or that you have a source)? (I’ve still got your pipe, lol - and I feel bizarrely mentally drained today so as always I’m looking to fix it with drugs)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1998"},{"timestamp":1660495313,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:41:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^probably not the best idea, but oh well, it’s basically ADHD medication, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-1999"},{"timestamp":1660495335,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:42:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well it _is_, I suppose, it’s Desoxyn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2000"},{"timestamp":1660495844,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:50:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This message was deleted.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2001"},{"timestamp":1660495881,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:51:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh Kieran bought some Meth yesterday bored your pipe. I’m sure he’ll have quite a lot left, or a least I hope he does haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2002"},{"timestamp":1660495894,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:51:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I must but my some more of that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2003"},{"timestamp":1660495914,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:51:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Adderall","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2004"},{"timestamp":1660495927,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:52:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we go out at 6?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2005"},{"timestamp":1660496018,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:53:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha I didn’t even notice that the pipe was gone… god I really need to tidy up in here but it’s perpetually like #7 on my list of priorities","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2006"},{"timestamp":1660496024,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:53:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah, 6 sounds good!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2007"},{"timestamp":1660496115,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:55:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, did you say that whatshisname sold it? I’m not sure I can be bothered to wait for Kieran to never reply to anything that doesn’t involve someone paying him money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2008"},{"timestamp":1660496146,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:55:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2009"},{"timestamp":1660496147,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:55:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh well I suppose this does involve paying him money, but it doesn’t involve paying him money _for nothing_, which seems to be the one way to get a prompt response","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2010"},{"timestamp":1660496157,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:55:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"yes Zack","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2011"},{"timestamp":1660496170,"iso":"2022-08-14T17:56:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh, perfect, will send him a text! Thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2012"},{"timestamp":1660496664,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:04:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, is 6:15-20 ok? Zack’s coming in 5-10 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2013"},{"timestamp":1660496684,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:04:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(He’s always on time, if not before time, so none of the usual drug dealer worries on that front)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2014"},{"timestamp":1660497607,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:20:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ugh it is _intolerably_ hot out there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2015"},{"timestamp":1660497621,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:20:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I don’t suppose you have another pipe I could borrow?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2016"},{"timestamp":1660497635,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:20:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or else I suppose I’ll just counter-raid Kieran’s room, assuming he won’t get back to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2017"},{"timestamp":1660497657,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:20:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh there’s a shop around the corner which sells them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2018"},{"timestamp":1660497679,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:21:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Has Zack come?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2019"},{"timestamp":1660497817,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:23:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah I’ve got the stuff, just not a way to consume it.. aargh why does life have to be so difficult","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2020"},{"timestamp":1660497832,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:23:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I will just counter-raid Kieran’s room, much as it grosses me out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2021"},{"timestamp":1660497847,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I can just go get another one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2022"},{"timestamp":1660497852,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just can’t stomach going out again right away just to get the pipe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2023"},{"timestamp":1660497862,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no don’t worry, it’s not worth it, really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2024"},{"timestamp":1660497864,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It will be less than 5 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2025"},{"timestamp":1660497868,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah but the heat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2026"},{"timestamp":1660497870,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2027"},{"timestamp":1660497878,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I just need to get outside","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2028"},{"timestamp":1660497889,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh ok, in that case I’d be very very much obliged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2029"},{"timestamp":1660497894,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But after we can for a drink?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2030"},{"timestamp":1660497898,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so dead","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2031"},{"timestamp":1660497898,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:24:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you let me know what it costs I’ll pay you back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2032"},{"timestamp":1660497904,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:25:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And obv do have some of the meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2033"},{"timestamp":1660497919,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:25:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait, only if that’s not bad for you, idk - sorry, I wasn’t thinking from that perspective","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2034"},{"timestamp":1660497928,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:25:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah of course, let’s do it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2035"},{"timestamp":1660499332,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:48:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is it too embarrassing to wear a Caffè Nero shirt? Like, I don’t give a fuck myself, but I know Kieran was too embarrassed to wear it when he was looking to borrow a black shirt once, which is maybe just Kieranism, but also maybe it’s just healthy human amour-propre which I’ve never had","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2036"},{"timestamp":1660499375,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:49:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t think so. If they start being assey we can go somewhere else","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2037"},{"timestamp":1660499405,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:50:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perfecto! I’ll just be 30 secs then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2038"},{"timestamp":1660499786,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:56:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, 10 secs, I’m just putting out some food for the cats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2039"},{"timestamp":1660499805,"iso":"2022-08-14T18:56:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’ll also have one last desperate puff of meth, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2040"},{"timestamp":1660508799,"iso":"2022-08-14T21:26:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’ve left the heroin on your staircase - I don’t have the heart to throw it away, is there any chance I could entrust it to you to dispose of? lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2041"},{"timestamp":1660508831,"iso":"2022-08-14T21:27:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either way it’s out of my hands and into eternity","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2042"},{"timestamp":1660508969,"iso":"2022-08-14T21:29:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve sorted it darling dont worry 😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2043"},{"timestamp":1660508981,"iso":"2022-08-14T21:29:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha thanks!! Ashes to ashes, dust to dust 🧘‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2044"},{"timestamp":1660509368,"iso":"2022-08-14T21:36:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahaha lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2045"},{"timestamp":1660509372,"iso":"2022-08-14T21:36:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🥲🥲🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2046"},{"timestamp":1660510110,"iso":"2022-08-14T21:48:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thanks for taking that stuff, I honestly feel way better that it’s not here.. (again, not that I’m some drug-crazed automaton, but it forecloses a path to a nigglingly tempting habit that adds up over time)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2047"},{"timestamp":1660585857,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:50:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Judging my Keirans stomping about at 5am this morning I doubt he’ll be up for doing anything 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2048"},{"timestamp":1660585877,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:51:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you around this eve or tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2049"},{"timestamp":1660585935,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:52:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As I mentioned I’m trying to detox for a week, but I’ve come to realise, there’s few activities often do that doesn’t involve drugs or alcohol hahahah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2050"},{"timestamp":1660585950,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:52:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, yeah, I didn’t notice that but in that case it sounds quite unlikely.. I’m around this eve and tomorrow, and I could desperately do with something to drink, lol (I probably ought to just go downstairs and purloin someone’s wine but I cba)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2051"},{"timestamp":1660585980,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah exactly.. I’ve been there and done that and it wasn’t really very interesting except as a sort of movie trailer for death","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2052"},{"timestamp":1660586037,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:53:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha I’ve pulled a muscle in my back as well so I feel like an cripple","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2053"},{"timestamp":1660586083,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:54:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have some rose in the fridge if you’d like 😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2054"},{"timestamp":1660586098,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:54:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah that sounds pretty grim..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2055"},{"timestamp":1660586104,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:55:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The muscle, not the rosé","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2056"},{"timestamp":1660586130,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:55:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you don’t mind my stealing a glass I’d be very very very very very much obliged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2057"},{"timestamp":1660586190,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:56:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling have the rest of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2058"},{"timestamp":1660586200,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:56:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"By the time I get to it it’ll be vinegar","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2059"},{"timestamp":1660586315,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:58:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahh, thanks- I might grab a glass now then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2060"},{"timestamp":1660586354,"iso":"2022-08-15T18:59:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I really need to stock up on some domaine ott before summer is over (if it isn’t already - god knows with the seasons over the last few years)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2061"},{"timestamp":1660586463,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:01:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god yes. I we can get some from majestic wines 👄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2062"},{"timestamp":1660586763,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:06:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think the rosé _est disparu_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2063"},{"timestamp":1660586781,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:06:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I might actually do that this evening, yeah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2064"},{"timestamp":1660586820,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And for now I’ll order something from the great cyclist immiseration economy of serf deliverers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2065"},{"timestamp":1660588736,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:38:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://youtu.be/fJKNxP-tjIQ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2066"},{"timestamp":1660588778,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:39:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is showing in an hour, do you want to go?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2067"},{"timestamp":1660588787,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:39:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know if it will be that good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2068"},{"timestamp":1660588797,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:39:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just need to get out of this room haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2069"},{"timestamp":1660588887,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:41:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ooh, do you mind if I just have a drink first? Either here (if it ever arrives) or somewhere outside? I just don’t think my head is capable of making any decisions, lol - feel bizarrely wiped out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2070"},{"timestamp":1660588948,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:42:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yes of course, I know that feeling all too well lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2071"},{"timestamp":1660589223,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:47:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha thanks - I’ll let you know when my wine’s come (and obviously do have some, though it looks quite vile- they didn’t have much choice)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2072"},{"timestamp":1660589275,"iso":"2022-08-15T19:47:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"After careering bizarrely away from me and down Edgware Rd and Oxford St, my delivery guy has now teleported to bloody West Hampstead, so I have no clue what’s going on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2073"},{"timestamp":1660596150,"iso":"2022-08-15T21:42:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2074"},{"timestamp":1660647224,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:53:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey do you have any Rennies / antacids, or any other OTC meds that might help with nausea? I’ve been throwing up all night, no idea why, haven’t slept, am utterly desperate \n\n(Sorry, will reply to your message when I’m no longer in pain, either way)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2075"},{"timestamp":1660647281,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:54:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or any tea with ginger in, or plain ginger (deceptively potent antiemetic)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2076"},{"timestamp":1660647311,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:55:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no, I’m so sorry darling. Let me take a look. If not I’ll go get some x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2077"},{"timestamp":1660647342,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:55:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, if you have anything at all it’d be amazing - otherwise don’t worry, I’m not dying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2078"},{"timestamp":1660647382,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:56:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have antihistamines","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2079"},{"timestamp":1660647389,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:56:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And some IBS Stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2080"},{"timestamp":1660647400,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:56:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Really I don’t mind going to get some stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2081"},{"timestamp":1660647405,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:56:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’ve had antihistamines already and for whatever reason they didn’t do much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2082"},{"timestamp":1660647414,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:56:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What’s the IBS stuff called? I’ll Google it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2084"},{"timestamp":1660647415,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:56:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll have to go out anyway at some point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2083"},{"timestamp":1660647440,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:57:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Buscopan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2085"},{"timestamp":1660647442,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:57:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean honestly I’ll still try anything you have at the moment, just to not be in this state for another minute","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2086"},{"timestamp":1660647449,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:57:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah thanks, will Google","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2087"},{"timestamp":1660647466,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:57:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also sorry if my manners lapse - I’m not feeling good at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2088"},{"timestamp":1660647475,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:57:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really appreciate your help","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2089"},{"timestamp":1660647487,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:58:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m going out anyway, I’ll get some Rennie x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2090"},{"timestamp":1660647572,"iso":"2022-08-16T11:59:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thank you 💗 I’ll hold off on the buscopan then, since it’s agonising to swallow and digest rn, so the cost-benefit analysis is prob not great","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2091"},{"timestamp":1660665849,"iso":"2022-08-16T17:04:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you feeling darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2092"},{"timestamp":1660669261,"iso":"2022-08-16T18:01:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, better than I was before, I think, as of an hour or two ago - I don’t know what on earth happened to me there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2093"},{"timestamp":1660669263,"iso":"2022-08-16T18:01:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m torn between food poisoning / bug or else _possibly_ some sort of heroin withdrawal, though it’s only once or twice that I’ve had vomiting as a symptom, and also the timing doesn’t really line up)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2094"},{"timestamp":1660669286,"iso":"2022-08-16T18:01:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw what did those meds & stuff set you back? And also are you still wanting to have a drink with Kieran and discuss?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2095"},{"timestamp":1660669319,"iso":"2022-08-16T18:01:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’ve had a puff of meth an hour ago - ooh, I do wonder if that’s related - and I’ll see if one or two more will wake me up a bit, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2096"},{"timestamp":1660669713,"iso":"2022-08-16T18:08:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, I can put a message in the group chat. Only if you’re up for it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2097"},{"timestamp":1660669745,"iso":"2022-08-16T18:09:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe it was that wine 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2098"},{"timestamp":1660669763,"iso":"2022-08-16T18:09:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Pleased you’re coming out other side","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2099"},{"timestamp":1660829426,"iso":"2022-08-18T14:30:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling wishing you the the happiest of birthdays, and many happy returns of the day. Let’s celebrate when you’re back in London xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2100"},{"timestamp":1660849479,"iso":"2022-08-18T20:04:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahh, thank you!! It’s such a beautiful evening up here (for once nicer than London, lol).. And yeah, let’s do something, absolutely - any excuse for a celebration 😁","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2101"},{"timestamp":1661086205,"iso":"2022-08-21T13:50:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2102"},{"timestamp":1661181191,"iso":"2022-08-22T16:13:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/residential/to-let/st-pancras-chambers-euston-road-london-nw1/kgq012297695?utm_medium=paidsocial&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=cataloguelettingspropsecting_2021_resiL_convN_uk&utm_content=carousel&fbclid=IwAR02Ro4PEFvzW1WBVbvtNDW24sq7VoJR9QE_wmnhU3aIewepY0DEqXQlYBM_aem_AXwfdoLVBE9be_BWVAfk3U2sTJry3AB3hzmeExRhWh044bmx4_g7ZmnII_5YJq8le8wc5k7KY1wsVsicdr74wa8QTcvxhotnFx3iglo4un-_k8cI3VvokETqOq9cITfaE3M","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2103"},{"timestamp":1661195815,"iso":"2022-08-22T20:16:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gosh this is getting a bit Shakespearean when we’re feeding even Edward the party line 😂 I may need to know what to say to whom..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2104"},{"timestamp":1661195854,"iso":"2022-08-22T20:17:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m sure I can help sort something out for you - or I suppose for kieran - if you’re high and dry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2105"},{"timestamp":1661195944,"iso":"2022-08-22T20:19:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And wow, that’s quite an incredible flat, though I suspect, once the Airbnb-type novelty wears off, it’ll just feel like an expensive flat in a not-very-nice location","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2106"},{"timestamp":1661195967,"iso":"2022-08-22T20:19:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, it’s quite stunning, in a sort of magazine profile sorta way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2107"},{"timestamp":1661195980,"iso":"2022-08-22T20:19:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually I ought to do some hunting as well 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2108"},{"timestamp":1661196373,"iso":"2022-08-22T20:26:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh im sure it will be fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2109"},{"timestamp":1661196391,"iso":"2022-08-22T20:26:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes. Lets, when are you back from the country>","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2110"},{"timestamp":1661247048,"iso":"2022-08-23T10:30:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Slightly unorthodox of me to ask, but do have any T In the house. Only for the purpose of an appetite suppressant 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2111"},{"timestamp":1661247115,"iso":"2022-08-23T10:31:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t, nah 😬 Nor do I here - I brought the remainder with me and then did it in a few days, lol.. Whatshisname does half a gram for £40 though!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2112"},{"timestamp":1661247145,"iso":"2022-08-23T10:32:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh half a gram that’s handy. Perfect darling.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2113"},{"timestamp":1661247150,"iso":"2022-08-23T10:32:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hope you’re having fun there.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2114"},{"timestamp":1661247162,"iso":"2022-08-23T10:32:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nJust leaving Belfast 🙌🏼🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2115"},{"timestamp":1661351471,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:31:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, did you get any in the end? I’m just on my way back, fancying some kind of mind-altering substance (don’t judge me), and wondering whether I can buy a tiny amount from you - or else dw, I’ll just ask Zack","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2116"},{"timestamp":1661351510,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:31:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, and you would be doing me a favour taking the rest of it off my hands haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2117"},{"timestamp":1661351765,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:36:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you going to be there at 5pm or so? Sorry, just realised I forgot my keys and figuring out whether to go back to the house (still 10 mins away)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2118"},{"timestamp":1661351775,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:36:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Travel is always such a mess, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2119"},{"timestamp":1661351891,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:38:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually nvm, we went back for the key, just to be safe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2120"},{"timestamp":1661352054,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:40:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I got some cut today and I’ve already lost one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2121"},{"timestamp":1661352982,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:56:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry I missed this message in my distress/hurry!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2122"},{"timestamp":1661353001,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:56:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Didn’t mean to send what must have sounded like such a brusque / ingrate acknowledgment","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2123"},{"timestamp":1661353042,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:57:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And haha no worries - all sorted now! I keep meaning to get a whole bunch cut and leave them in a bowl, but I’m always too lazy to get myself to Selfridges","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2124"},{"timestamp":1661353091,"iso":"2022-08-24T15:58:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2125","attachments":["static/photos/37d2d216-0784-4482-9831-3618c0a51454.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661356338,"iso":"2022-08-24T16:52:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2126","attachments":["static/photos/f2002f00-ac0b-4936-91d4-5b35d6f52ffd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661356377,"iso":"2022-08-24T16:52:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha this is so cute","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2127"},{"timestamp":1661356394,"iso":"2022-08-24T16:53:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you just leaving?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2128"},{"timestamp":1661356420,"iso":"2022-08-24T16:53:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah we’re on our way now - should be back by 6 or half 6 :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2129"},{"timestamp":1661358434,"iso":"2022-08-24T17:27:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"GIF omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2130"},{"timestamp":1661363102,"iso":"2022-08-24T18:45:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha… This is why my mum’s friend Joanna (when she was prescribing me adhd meds) recommended eating chocolate bars and other junk food","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2131"},{"timestamp":1661363122,"iso":"2022-08-24T18:45:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw is there a good time for me to deliver you of your drugs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2132"},{"timestamp":1661363127,"iso":"2022-08-24T18:45:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"*?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2133"},{"timestamp":1661363188,"iso":"2022-08-24T18:46:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2134"},{"timestamp":1661363196,"iso":"2022-08-24T18:46:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes come on up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2135"},{"timestamp":1661363410,"iso":"2022-08-24T18:50:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool, one mo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2136"},{"timestamp":1661366135,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:35:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol this is the Brian Sewell clip I meant, which that video very strongly reminded me of: https://youtu.be/5oDVmCjUvHE","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2137"},{"timestamp":1661366359,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:39:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also 2:55 is 1000% me at one of Eoghain Murphy’s parties","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2138"},{"timestamp":1661366395,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:39:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"OMG ive seen this hahahahahah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2139"},{"timestamp":1661366399,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:39:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2140"},{"timestamp":1661366419,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:40:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘and look vaguely like armchair upholstery because of their vile fat figures’ 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2141"},{"timestamp":1661366419,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:40:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2142"},{"timestamp":1661366433,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:40:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"he’s on tik Tok now haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2143"},{"timestamp":1661366453,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:40:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Omg is that, like, young Martin Popplewell at the beginning? I legit thought it was him with a filter","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2144"},{"timestamp":1661366474,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:41:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m very glad that the Eoghain is now seemingly hors de combat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2145"},{"timestamp":1661366516,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:41:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, Christ, his teeth are enough to put his dentist’s three kids through public school","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2146"},{"timestamp":1661366690,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:44:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He looks like a sea creature","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2147"},{"timestamp":1661366705,"iso":"2022-08-24T19:45:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"His father was a dentist 🫢","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2148"},{"timestamp":1661367703,"iso":"2022-08-24T20:01:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god really? That’s like Arran’s mum being a drug counsellor (as indeed she was), lol.. Someone has to come up with some sort of theory to explain this shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2149"},{"timestamp":1661367719,"iso":"2022-08-24T20:01:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like some eldritch thing from the aphotic zone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2150"},{"timestamp":1661367742,"iso":"2022-08-24T20:02:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw Zack is coming around in 15 mins, in case you want to share another few puffs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2151"},{"timestamp":1661370840,"iso":"2022-08-24T20:54:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh can I come for a few puffs now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2152"},{"timestamp":1661370859,"iso":"2022-08-24T20:54:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s not arrived yet but he says he’s on his way - 10 mins and I can come up to your room?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2153"},{"timestamp":1661370870,"iso":"2022-08-24T20:54:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(… which is in finer fettle than mine rn, lol6","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2154"},{"timestamp":1661370874,"iso":"2022-08-24T20:54:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":")*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2155"},{"timestamp":1661376774,"iso":"2022-08-24T22:32:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62147901/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2156"},{"timestamp":1661377105,"iso":"2022-08-24T22:38:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62242040/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2157"},{"timestamp":1661377159,"iso":"2022-08-24T22:39:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/58901390/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2158"},{"timestamp":1661377454,"iso":"2022-08-24T22:44:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62272575/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2159"},{"timestamp":1661377538,"iso":"2022-08-24T22:45:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62268771/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2160"},{"timestamp":1661379231,"iso":"2022-08-24T23:13:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Dear George,\n\nI am writing to ask for permission to leave tenancy of 5 Rainsford Street, W21PY on the 25th of October 2023. As a result of unforeseen circumstances, we are not confident in our ability to carry on making rent payments. We would greatly appreciate it if you allowed us the chance to find replacement tenants or to cover advertising costs in finding new tenants, and in so releasing us from the tenancy agreement.\n\nIf we were to find new tenants to cover the lease, there is the slight complication in that a 3rd of the annual rent was paid up front amounting to £19,066.66, seeing as we are half way through the lease this credit amount would now be £9533.33. We kindly ask if this amount can be used to cover the following two months’ rent which comes to £9565.98, and we will pay the difference of £32.65.\n\nWe apologise for this inconvenience and hope that you will be able to work with us in resolving this as smoothly as possible. \n\nYours sincerely,\n\nDamien, Sam and Kieran.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2162"},{"timestamp":1661379590,"iso":"2022-08-24T23:19:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Another cheap one, this time in Kbridge (10/10 location on Hans Pl):\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61548301/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2161"},{"timestamp":1661380070,"iso":"2022-08-24T23:27:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62254395/?search_identifier=ca49e1a425fef6685ee36301e8709d56","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2163"},{"timestamp":1661380143,"iso":"2022-08-24T23:29:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/property/mayfair/?beds_min=2&page_size=25&price_frequency=per_month&q=Mayfair&radius=0&results_sort=newest_listings&search_source=refine&pn=2","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2164"},{"timestamp":1661380312,"iso":"2022-08-24T23:31:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62259859/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2165"},{"timestamp":1661380432,"iso":"2022-08-24T23:33:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60271331/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2166"},{"timestamp":1661380809,"iso":"2022-08-24T23:40:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2167"},{"timestamp":1661381892,"iso":"2022-08-24T23:58:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/48925964/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2168"},{"timestamp":1661382005,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:00:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/55081771/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2169"},{"timestamp":1661382177,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:02:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/61274790/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2170"},{"timestamp":1661382809,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:13:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62123427/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2171"},{"timestamp":1661382876,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:14:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61212496/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2172"},{"timestamp":1661383580,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:26:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62210493/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2173"},{"timestamp":1661383888,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:31:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62198486/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2174"},{"timestamp":1661384004,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:33:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62161690/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2175"},{"timestamp":1661384075,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:34:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61898276/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2176"},{"timestamp":1661384179,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:36:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/58502035/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2177"},{"timestamp":1661384686,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:44:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62115779/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2178"},{"timestamp":1661385214,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:53:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I hate to be a pain, and even if you find it and leave it downstairs it’s cool w me, but I just feel like I’ve given you a rope to hang yourself with (not to imply that you know where it is now, but you probably will do before long, in the state we’re in)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2179"},{"timestamp":1661385242,"iso":"2022-08-25T00:54:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, if I’m typing after this point, I’m just typing an edit to that email, so dw lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2180"},{"timestamp":1661385726,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:02:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dear George,\n\nI’m writing to ask permission to terminate our tenancy at 5 Rainsford Street, W2 1PY on the 25th of October 2023. For unforeseen reasons, we’re not confident in our ability to keep making rent payments beyond that date. I’d be much obliged if you allowed us to terminate the lease conditional on our finding replacement tenants, or else paying any advertising & other costs you might incur in finding new tenants.\n\nShould we find new tenants to cover the lease, there’s a slight complication in that a third (£19,066.66) of the annual rent was paid up front. As we’re halfway through the lease, £9,533.33 of this amount remains. For us, it would be ideal if this amount could be applied to the next two months’ rent (£9,565.98 in total, of which we’ll pay the remaining £32.65).\n\nI’m sorry for the inconvenience, and I hope we can all work together to figure something out. \n\nI am, sir, with high honour, your most faithful and obedient servant,\n\nDamien, Sam & Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2181"},{"timestamp":1661385745,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:02:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ I’m joking about the valediction line, obviously don’t send that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2182"},{"timestamp":1661386111,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:08:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, on the off chance you might know where it is and are just craving drugs (which mental state I know well), I _promise_ you’ll be happier sleeping now and smoking tomorrow, rather than vice versa.. Also, since iirc most of the stuff was left, it’ll create a somewhat invidious predicament w/r/t defraying the remainder… I feel bad for putting you in this position but please please listen to the better angels of your nature, take a Valium, call it quits, do it again tomorrow if necessary after replenishing your body","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2183"},{"timestamp":1661386211,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:10:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhahaha I have called it quits. But still can’t believe there’s a lost bag here. 😐","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2184"},{"timestamp":1661386232,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:10:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you sure it’s not somewhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2185"},{"timestamp":1661386238,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:10:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"On you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2186"},{"timestamp":1661386275,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:11:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve checked loads bc I’d be mortified if it were (lol) but I’ll check once more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2187"},{"timestamp":1661386291,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:11:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All I can think is that I knocked it under the bed or the printer or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2188"},{"timestamp":1661386328,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:12:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you really truly don’t know where it is, then I don’t need it tonight - I just… obv I wouldn’t blame you at all but I’m concerned I’ve kinda given you the opportunity to do what I did with the heroin","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2189"},{"timestamp":1661386409,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:13:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I obviously don’t mean to impugn your kalokagathia and all that - just that drugs tend to take over one’s brain like one of those creepy wasp parasites)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2190"},{"timestamp":1661386412,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:13:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh don’t worry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2191"},{"timestamp":1661386419,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:13:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I found it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2192"},{"timestamp":1661386427,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:13:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha sorry - oh cool, cool cool cool","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2193"},{"timestamp":1661386453,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:14:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel a bit absurd taking the drugs from you (who probably wants them) to me (who doesn’t want to have them), but I prob should","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2194"},{"timestamp":1661386484,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:14:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you wanna take a crystal or two then I don’t mind, but I don’t want to ruin your general sobriety","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2195"},{"timestamp":1661386500,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaanyway lemme know if there’s a good time to deliver you of them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2196"},{"timestamp":1661386513,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:15:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was inbetween the ottoman and the bed I’ll keep it safe for you.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2197"},{"timestamp":1661386537,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:15:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait do you think we should just give them to kieran, since he’s awake? Or is he not safe? God are we all meth fiends now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2198"},{"timestamp":1661386573,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:16:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually fuck it, nah, I’m sorry, I ought to take it off you - you’ll thank me in the morning","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2199"},{"timestamp":1661386577,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:16:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes probably best you keep the meth and I can mind the heroin","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2200"},{"timestamp":1661386591,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:16:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, the heroin? That’s still around? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2201"},{"timestamp":1661386609,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:16:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yeah that sounds good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2202"},{"timestamp":1661386613,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:16:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorrrryyyyyy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2203"},{"timestamp":1661386655,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:17:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can I come up in a minute or two? Or you can give it to kieran if you feel like it - as a demonstration of my disinterest - as long as it’s not bad for him I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2204"},{"timestamp":1661386687,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:18:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes come one to whenever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2205"},{"timestamp":1661386731,"iso":"2022-08-25T01:18:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool, will be one min - do take a grain or two if you really want, I don’t want to be horrid","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2206"},{"timestamp":1661422016,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:06:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw, good result last night - 10/10 for meth-fuelled real estate window shopping ☑️ Wdyt your top three areas are? I’m inclined to go for - factoring in cheapness - Bayswater, Marylebone (specifically Conranistan), Covent Garden (specifically, Seven Dials and that road that Covent Garden is on)\n\n(That said, my top place to Bayswater is largely driven by that one flat, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2207"},{"timestamp":1661422077,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:07:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also please please please do remove the jokey valediction in my edit of the email - can prob just go with “yours &c” or “yours sincerely” or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2208"},{"timestamp":1661422490,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:14:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2209","attachments":["static/photos/a6a88baa-2683-46a0-9ada-f147789df8a4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661422752,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:19:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, this one’s quite nice, albeit slightly odd:\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62141108/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2210"},{"timestamp":1661423081,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:24:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHHAHA ofc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2211"},{"timestamp":1661423133,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:25:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I love it 😍😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2212"},{"timestamp":1661423185,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:26:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Gosh, I hope the landlord is decent about all this, otherwise all this looking is quite painful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2213"},{"timestamp":1661423447,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:30:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"V cheap unfurnished mews house in Eaton Mews, near Eaton Sq (where Nigella lives and also the approximate southern border of Prime Belgravia):\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62118558/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2214"},{"timestamp":1661423475,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:31:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah, I can’t see any reason why they wouldn’t be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2215"},{"timestamp":1661423588,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:33:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gorge, it would be fun furnishing it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2216"},{"timestamp":1661423592,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:33:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And another one in waaay more prime Belgravia: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62024343/ Even if the deco looks like a workers’ café whose owner was vaguely inspired by Manet’s Folies-Bergere painting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2217"},{"timestamp":1661423607,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:33:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah definitely! For that price it’s def worth it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2218"},{"timestamp":1661423607,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:33:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Although there seems to be little natural light","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2219"},{"timestamp":1661423623,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:33:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"True true - well, I blame Cubitt","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2220"},{"timestamp":1661423641,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:34:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah there’s just so much available really - hard to choose","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2221"},{"timestamp":1661423648,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:34:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😍😍😍😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2222"},{"timestamp":1661423714,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:35:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My principle with Belgravia is basically: the closer to Motcomb St, the better","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2223"},{"timestamp":1661423721,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:35:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So yeah, location-wise the last one is super nice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2224"},{"timestamp":1661423909,"iso":"2022-08-25T11:38:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaand another, this time a flat: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/39556466/ Location is _about_ (within reason) as nice as you can conceivably get - Cadogan Sq at the crossing with Pont St","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2225"},{"timestamp":1661427565,"iso":"2022-08-25T12:39:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This message was deleted.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2226"},{"timestamp":1661454447,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:07:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey do you fancy a drink at some point & a bit of strategising about the move? I s’pose we’ve got about a month","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2227"},{"timestamp":1661454484,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:08:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Obv wildly unlikely that there won’t be a gap between moving out and moving in somewhere else, but still)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2228"},{"timestamp":1661455418,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:23:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2229"},{"timestamp":1661455426,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:23:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you free for a quick drink now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2230"},{"timestamp":1661455461,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:24:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Kieran bought us some château neuf de pape 👌🏻👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2231"},{"timestamp":1661456055,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:34:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’m just at Waitrose - 5 mins? (Do you need anything?)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2232"},{"timestamp":1661456066,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:34:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nice, I’m confused but much obliged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2233"},{"timestamp":1661456433,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:40:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Alex said ‘he’s going to ask for something’ lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2234"},{"timestamp":1661456663,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:44:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you back? \nx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2235"},{"timestamp":1661456734,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:45:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, yes, classic Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2236"},{"timestamp":1661456750,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:45:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think we need to lay it down until we know what it’s gonna cost us","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2237"},{"timestamp":1661456762,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:46:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"5 seconds from it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2238"},{"timestamp":1661456780,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:46:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, non aliis sed sibi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2239"},{"timestamp":1661456787,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:46:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay coming now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2240"},{"timestamp":1661456802,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:46:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was gonna ask if you fancied doing it in your room?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2241"},{"timestamp":1661456820,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just since it’s the more cosy (and private..) spot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2242"},{"timestamp":1661456846,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:47:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’d offer my room, but tbh I can’t imagine you’d prefer that, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2243"},{"timestamp":1661456858,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:47:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Kierans away HHa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2244"},{"timestamp":1661456862,"iso":"2022-08-25T20:47:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not till it no longer looks like Indonesia after the Boxing Day tsunami","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2245"},{"timestamp":1661522030,"iso":"2022-08-26T14:53:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there anything else we should remove? I’m mildly apprehensive about drug paraphernalia scattered sorta passim throughout the house\n\n(Also, God, I hadn’t even realised what a state my room is in.. I think I’ve just entered an Epictetus-like state of detachment, ataraxia.. the inner citadel, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2246"},{"timestamp":1661526737,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:12:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think this may be a bit of a fool’s errand - Pig is scratching away at the box, etc etc, and it just makes us look ‘like a guilty thing surprised’ (to steal from wordsworth lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2247"},{"timestamp":1661526757,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:12:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then again, she seems reasonably happy, so from their POV it’s fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2248"},{"timestamp":1661527275,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:21:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2249"},{"timestamp":1661527337,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:22:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well if this viewing doesn’t come to anything there’s a virtual viewing tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2250"},{"timestamp":1661527387,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:23:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Gosh I’m so shocked about how dirty the flat is. The carpets the stairs, the wooden floor","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2251"},{"timestamp":1661527442,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:24:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it’d be good yo get it deep cleaned regardless","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2252"},{"timestamp":1661527447,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:24:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve given up on Mohammed haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2253"},{"timestamp":1661527488,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:24:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also should we move that litter tray into kierans room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2254"},{"timestamp":1661527504,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:25:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it’s pretty appalling.. I’m surprised at how much stuff I managed to clean up in an hour, but it’s nowhere near showable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2255"},{"timestamp":1661527536,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:25:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If you’re in there they they’ll take a quick look around and probably wont notice it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2256"},{"timestamp":1661527549,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:25:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I’m going to have to dash soon enough to catch a train (I’m _hoping_ to make it for 5pm, if poss, but 6pm - ie leaving 5:30-40 or so - is a hard deadline)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2257"},{"timestamp":1661527561,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:26:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah let’s do that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2258"},{"timestamp":1661527572,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:26:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you heard anything from them at all, OOI?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2259"},{"timestamp":1661527591,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:26:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The person viewing is running slightly late","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2260"},{"timestamp":1661527832,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:30:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank god for that, ok - I might move into my actual room just so I can pack stuff (and take Pig with me)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2261"},{"timestamp":1661527851,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:30:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhhh shit sorry, she’s escaped, she’s on the run","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2262"},{"timestamp":1661528476,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:41:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"El gato has been sighted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2263"},{"timestamp":1661528564,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:42:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’ve just kept her in here with the door closed, because the wardrobe thing became a bit futile - all that happened is she very loudly scratched and miaowed, which sorta makes it equally obvious yet also made us look shifty about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2264"},{"timestamp":1661528577,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:42:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"better that she was sighted this way tbqh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2265"},{"timestamp":1661529018,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:50:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha I just noticed we left out the cat box in my room anyway, that’s a bit of a giveaway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2266"},{"timestamp":1661529025,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:50:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(_I_ left out..*)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2267"},{"timestamp":1661529057,"iso":"2022-08-26T16:50:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank god it actually aligns perfectly and actually quite naturally with our story","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2268"},{"timestamp":1661532692,"iso":"2022-08-26T17:51:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, im back earlier than expected - tube took forever to arrive, so it’d have been pointless to go","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2269"},{"timestamp":1661532714,"iso":"2022-08-26T17:51:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m going to dial in for part of dinner, but otherwise if you’re around I’m up for flat planning (though obv tomorrow also works if you now have plans)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2270"},{"timestamp":1661532737,"iso":"2022-08-26T17:52:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect! will let you know","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2271"},{"timestamp":1661535828,"iso":"2022-08-26T18:43:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126422852#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2272"},{"timestamp":1661535905,"iso":"2022-08-26T18:45:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/123017459#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2273"},{"timestamp":1661544651,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:10:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, (1) when do you fancy chatting, and (2) I’m thinking of ordering some Waitrose stuff - do you want anything? (Even snacks?)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2274"},{"timestamp":1661544883,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:14:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry I’ve been napping","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2275"},{"timestamp":1661544891,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:14:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For whatever reason I’m totally exhausted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2276"},{"timestamp":1661544904,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:15:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can come down and in 20 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2277"},{"timestamp":1661544908,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:15:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does that work?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2278"},{"timestamp":1661544920,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:15:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Actually, does waitrose have miso soup?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2279"},{"timestamp":1661544946,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:15:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perfect! And yeah it seems to:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2280"},{"timestamp":1661544950,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:15:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2281","attachments":["static/photos/86e402a6-e58f-4711-b519-6eda30467c62.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661544959,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:15:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If that one looks right?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2282"},{"timestamp":1661544974,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:16:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes that’s the one perfect 👌🏻👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2283"},{"timestamp":1661544980,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:16:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess it’s a ‘pour hot water in’ type deal","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2284"},{"timestamp":1661544989,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:16:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect, cool - will add those","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2285"},{"timestamp":1661546974,"iso":"2022-08-26T21:49:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126465038#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2286"},{"timestamp":1661547843,"iso":"2022-08-26T22:04:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126411659#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2287"},{"timestamp":1661548773,"iso":"2022-08-26T22:19:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126372830#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media12&ref=photoCollage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2288"},{"timestamp":1661549062,"iso":"2022-08-26T22:24:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/123714122","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2289"},{"timestamp":1661549300,"iso":"2022-08-26T22:28:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126395168#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2290"},{"timestamp":1661549910,"iso":"2022-08-26T22:38:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/124828028#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2291"},{"timestamp":1661549940,"iso":"2022-08-26T22:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126372830","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2292"},{"timestamp":1661550899,"iso":"2022-08-26T22:54:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/125685689","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2293"},{"timestamp":1661550968,"iso":"2022-08-26T22:56:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/122050934","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2294"},{"timestamp":1661551300,"iso":"2022-08-26T23:01:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/124938845#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2295"},{"timestamp":1661554320,"iso":"2022-08-26T23:52:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I ought to stop doing this meth - like, I’m not staying up all night and properly binging, but doing it in front of you makes me look at myself from the outside & it’s a pretty bleak sight","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2296"},{"timestamp":1661554611,"iso":"2022-08-26T23:56:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh honestly I’m not judging at all, it’s quite impressive how you pace yourself with it, when I do it I’m like a dog with a bone ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2297"},{"timestamp":1661555014,"iso":"2022-08-27T00:03:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, thanks, though I think what I said in relation to Kieran is prob true, that in reality the person who can integrate his drug use with a normal functioning life is far _more_ likely to become an addict..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2298"},{"timestamp":1661555087,"iso":"2022-08-27T00:04:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should prob get back on ADHD meds tbqh - first bc I remember meth did nothing for me when I was on them, and secondly bc Roman’s doctor once pointed out that his patients often stopped doing drugs once they were diagnosed with ADHD (cynically it’s another, legitimated addiction, like methadone; less cynically the drug use is a bad way of sating a need, I guess)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2299"},{"timestamp":1661555100,"iso":"2022-08-27T00:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaanyway I’ll let you sleep, lol - thanks for a good sesh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2300"},{"timestamp":1661563590,"iso":"2022-08-27T02:26:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fwiw, for the morning: I’ve avoided putting everything in the dishwasher bc the whole rigmarole is inevitably so loud, but I’ve rinsed them so the fly situation hopefully won’t get worse 🤞 (and will sort in the morn)\n\n(Also, god, between cleaning up and working it’s now 2:30 and this probably is not a healthy way to live..)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2301"},{"timestamp":1661602170,"iso":"2022-08-27T13:09:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you manage to get any sleep darling? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2302"},{"timestamp":1661602332,"iso":"2022-08-27T13:12:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh of course, though only at like 3am, haha - I’ve been thinking about a potential startup I was talking about with Joe the other day, and I think the meth turned me into a bit of a Captain Ahab last night drawing up notes about it 😄 (I probably ought to get a script for ADHD meds again for the reasons I mentioned)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2303"},{"timestamp":1661602573,"iso":"2022-08-27T13:16:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, I was going to buy some online, I’d you want to go In on a batch.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2304"},{"timestamp":1661602603,"iso":"2022-08-27T13:16:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was wondering you wanted to get lunch somewhere? I was going to do some shopping In central x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2305"},{"timestamp":1661603176,"iso":"2022-08-27T13:26:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, thanks for the offer, though I’ll probably just ask Joanna to prescribe me some again, if only for a thin veneer of medical oversight","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2306"},{"timestamp":1661603188,"iso":"2022-08-27T13:26:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(sorry- ^my mum’s friend who prescribed for me last time, just to keep at arm’s length, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2307"},{"timestamp":1661603240,"iso":"2022-08-27T13:27:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And sure, I think I’m very probably game- where were you thinking? (Also, are we not central?? Lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2308"},{"timestamp":1661603359,"iso":"2022-08-27T13:29:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yes I suppose we are. I’m a little hungry, I was thinking of getting lunch somewhere, maybe Ottolenghi, and the going to Selfridges","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2309"},{"timestamp":1661605126,"iso":"2022-08-27T13:58:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sounds great! Is there an Ottolenghi near here? You mean the original Notting Hill one? Or closer?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2310"},{"timestamp":1661605622,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:07:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s one at the bottom of Marylebone high st","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2311"},{"timestamp":1661605628,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:07:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we go in 20","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2312"},{"timestamp":1661605661,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:07:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I never knew about that one! Ok, 20 mins sounds perf 💯","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2313"},{"timestamp":1661605729,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:08:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol did I ever tell you about my dad going to Ottolenghi so much that he’s on the back of one of their cookbooks? (Like, just as a randomly photographed customer, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2314"},{"timestamp":1661605748,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:09:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"bookended by lols.. I probably rely on them too much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2315"},{"timestamp":1661605761,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:09:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But it _is_ brilliant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2316"},{"timestamp":1661605769,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:09:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha no? That’s so funny","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2317"},{"timestamp":1661605797,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:09:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I had one of the cook books but have lost it unfortunately. Might pick one up today.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2318"},{"timestamp":1661605875,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:11:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2319","attachments":["static/photos/3f81e603-7c26-4a91-bb08-055f59ff1e28.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661605896,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:11:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah it’s great, food of my childhood - we should grab a few","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2320"},{"timestamp":1661605956,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:12:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, having been to see e.g. Creepy Chris’s parents, I am deeply and eternally grateful that I never had to suffer through the horror apparently known to the English as a Sunday roast","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2321"},{"timestamp":1661606461,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:21:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2322"},{"timestamp":1661607334,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:35:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, gimme 2 mins and I’ll be down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2323"},{"timestamp":1661607335,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:35:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m ready whenever you are 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2324"},{"timestamp":1661607349,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:35:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha we’re having this conversation in reverse","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2325"},{"timestamp":1661607358,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:35:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhaa didn’t they go out of there way to make you a curry or something ridiculous lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2326"},{"timestamp":1661607372,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:36:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Omg lol indeed they did","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2327"},{"timestamp":1661607376,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"English people curry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2328"},{"timestamp":1661607382,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:36:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Possibly worse than the Holocaust","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2329"},{"timestamp":1661607457,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:37:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I were actually some Brick Lane Bangladeshi teenager I’d have felt deeply insulted by the despoliation and parading-around-dead-like-Hector of my culture","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2330"},{"timestamp":1661607508,"iso":"2022-08-27T14:38:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaanyway, god, I think I’m gonna have some meth and some coffee to wake me up, but I really need to stop taking this stuff b/c every day is not a good omen","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2331"},{"timestamp":1661611627,"iso":"2022-08-27T15:47:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2332"},{"timestamp":1661614073,"iso":"2022-08-27T16:27:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry if I was being a bit opaque there - this one:\nhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/MagrittePipe.jpg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2333"},{"timestamp":1661614111,"iso":"2022-08-27T16:28:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(The bar is called Magritte… or rather for some reason Le Magritte)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2334"},{"timestamp":1661618402,"iso":"2022-08-27T17:40:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2335","attachments":["static/photos/94e61ad0-a69b-4d55-a060-2b964dc3d5a7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661623011,"iso":"2022-08-27T18:56:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_and_non-U_English","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2336"},{"timestamp":1661631393,"iso":"2022-08-27T21:16:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw, give Edward my best, and sorry if I was a bit scattered, or talking too much, or too much about railways, or whatever - lol my superego is working overtime","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2337"},{"timestamp":1661636231,"iso":"2022-08-27T22:37:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also if you’re still with Edward could you possibly ask him what that line of poetry was in his place card from lunch? I think he quoted one line and I said the other line of the couplet, so I must’ve known it, and for some reason it crossed my mind, immediately was replaced by some Wordsworth line about kids (high instincts, blah blah blah, etc), and now it’s really irritating me, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2338"},{"timestamp":1661636244,"iso":"2022-08-27T22:37:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(…the most non-emergency emergency 🙃)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2339"},{"timestamp":1661636871,"iso":"2022-08-27T22:47:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"John Betchman x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2340"},{"timestamp":1661636939,"iso":"2022-08-27T22:48:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, from the card? Was it? Does he remember the poem? I can find the line myself I’m sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2341"},{"timestamp":1661636947,"iso":"2022-08-27T22:49:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol sorry about this psychic emergency","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2342"},{"timestamp":1661636974,"iso":"2022-08-27T22:49:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I do remember the Slough poem being mentioned, and also I think I mentioned the one about King George, but I’m not sure it was either)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2343"},{"timestamp":1661637623,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:00:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaaalso do you mind if I give your sister my number so she can ask about Eoghain’s sister? She seemed quite concerned & I don’t want to play Chinese whispers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2344"},{"timestamp":1661637646,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:00:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2345","attachments":["static/photos/541e9d31-c2d4-499c-afe7-9db79109192d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661637690,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:01:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sure darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2346"},{"timestamp":1661640621,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:50:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thanks! I hope it’s some sort of misunderstanding 🤞 Awful if true.. It sounds like she was a sweet person","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2347"},{"timestamp":1661640654,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:50:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry, just seeing these now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2348"},{"timestamp":1661640659,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:50:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not Una","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2349"},{"timestamp":1661640669,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:51:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The younger sister Emma","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2350"},{"timestamp":1661640690,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:51:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also are you smoking any more T tonight?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2351"},{"timestamp":1661640717,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:51:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh I don’t know what to say to that… I don’t want to say it’s a relief, though for my sister personally I suppose in a way it is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2352"},{"timestamp":1661640744,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:52:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know really, lol - I’ll probably try to avoid it (I have so far, since a tiny bit I smoked after I got home) but who knows, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2353"},{"timestamp":1661640762,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:52:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":", I’m going to follow you’re guidance of how to lose weight.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2354"},{"timestamp":1661640770,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:52:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wanted to take some in the morning","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2355"},{"timestamp":1661640778,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:52:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll be up a little while more if you want some, though tomorrow when we’re both compos mentis I’ll ask you whether you really want me to offer you any in future","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2356"},{"timestamp":1661640790,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:53:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But cba getting a pipe lighter and the actual T before then haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2357"},{"timestamp":1661640794,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:53:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh right, I see - yeah that’s totally fine, you’re v welcome to some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2358"},{"timestamp":1661640821,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:53:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Won’t kill us, and tomorrow I can figure out if you want me to hold you to some kind of Ulysses pact not to take it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2359"},{"timestamp":1661640841,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:54:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Honestly I just want it as a an appetite suppressant. It’s original purpose in the 50s ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2360"},{"timestamp":1661640863,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:54:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, haha, I’ll see if I can find the old ad for it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2361"},{"timestamp":1661640887,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:54:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Also I think auden wrote most of his poems on a Benzedrine inhaler, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2362"},{"timestamp":1661640941,"iso":"2022-08-27T23:55:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2363","attachments":["static/photos/fd8567a8-4516-45bc-9a7c-24b85b136bd3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661642967,"iso":"2022-08-28T00:29:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126223529","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2364"},{"timestamp":1661643056,"iso":"2022-08-28T00:30:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126406736","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2365"},{"timestamp":1661681959,"iso":"2022-08-28T11:19:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, fyi our neighbour gave us a bag full of wine he had left over before his move 🍷 (very sweet of him!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2366"},{"timestamp":1661681968,"iso":"2022-08-28T11:19:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So that’s what that wine is, basically","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2367"},{"timestamp":1661681990,"iso":"2022-08-28T11:19:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some of it is cava, but he meant well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2368"},{"timestamp":1661687052,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:44:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahha I was wondering, ‘since when did Sam drink Harp beer’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2369"},{"timestamp":1661687070,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:44:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Bless that’s quite sweet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2370"},{"timestamp":1661687102,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:45:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Always good to have supplies.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2371"},{"timestamp":1661687110,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:45:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you around?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2372"},{"timestamp":1661687227,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:47:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, yeah, that’s not quite my tipple","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2373"},{"timestamp":1661687279,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:47:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Classic of the English to have foul pondwater with their boiled vegetables and gamey meat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2374"},{"timestamp":1661687300,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:48:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah it was very sweet of him, and at a glance lots of it looks quite quaffable (if not the beer)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2375"},{"timestamp":1661687333,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:48:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well….. to steal from Bill Clinton, it depends what your definition of the word ‘around’ is, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2376"},{"timestamp":1661687376,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:49:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, I was hoping to get some work done - ie not fritter the whole day away like yesterday (though I obv had a nice time) - but I can definitely spare a few hours whenever you fancy!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2377"},{"timestamp":1661687390,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:49:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Sorry to be diffic…)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2378"},{"timestamp":1661687468,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:51:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve had two coffees to counteract the valium haze, so my body should be in a pleasant equilibrium for a few or two few hours till I crash, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2379"},{"timestamp":1661687882,"iso":"2022-08-28T12:58:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes maybe later. I had a few things to do as well. I was just wondering if there was a few puffs worth in that pipe you can spare. I will happily give you some moeny for some, atm I just can’t be bothered with the faff of waiting for Zack, getting a pipe etc etc. 😅 but if not it’s fine, I’ll caffeinate myself up, sometimes that that has a similar effect.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2380"},{"timestamp":1661688332,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:05:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m out of actual bagged-up meth, but I think there’s a bit in the pipe (I put a fair bit in and didn’t smoke much - though since you use the flamethrower and hold it way closer I don’t know what’ll add up to a few puffs for you, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2381"},{"timestamp":1661688338,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:05:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gimme 2 mins and I’ll bring it up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2382"},{"timestamp":1661688391,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:06:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, fwiw, I highly recommend not heating it so much, at least in this particular case given you presumably want to husband it - just that so much gets burned off while you’re between breaths","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2383"},{"timestamp":1661688406,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:06:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh honestly if It’s the last bits","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2384"},{"timestamp":1661688409,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:06:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You have it really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2385"},{"timestamp":1661688421,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:07:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah take it, I’ll get some more anyway - I truly couldn’t care less","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2386"},{"timestamp":1661688430,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:07:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’ll get much more from it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2387"},{"timestamp":1661688432,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:07:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d say if I did (or lie that I had none 😄)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2388"},{"timestamp":1661688468,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:07:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I promise I really don’t care - I can’t promise it’ll be that much to you (not so much wrt tolerance, more our different smoking styles) but give it a try","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2389"},{"timestamp":1661688524,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:08:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I’ve got you a replacement flamethrower since I’m not sure where yours is (sorry about that)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2390"},{"timestamp":1661688595,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:09:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh honestly you shouldn’t worry I’m sure it will turn up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2391"},{"timestamp":1661688607,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:10:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you I really appreciate it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2392"},{"timestamp":1661689337,"iso":"2022-08-28T13:22:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really good article, apropos of the medical meth & heroin point: https://www.vice.com/en/article/yw4nnk/how-the-us-stopped-a-possible-solution-to-the-heroin-epidemic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2393"},{"timestamp":1661692829,"iso":"2022-08-28T14:20:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62298213/?search_identifier=906649541b9ef757c5ca33fbf4b86df7","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2394"},{"timestamp":1661692845,"iso":"2022-08-28T14:20:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling look a house in Knightsbridge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2395"},{"timestamp":1661692851,"iso":"2022-08-28T14:20:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Relatively cheap as well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2396"},{"timestamp":1661693453,"iso":"2022-08-28T14:30:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow - interesting area too, technically in Sector #3 but with what looks to be a very quick alleyway through to Brompton Road and thence Sector #2","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2397"},{"timestamp":1661693471,"iso":"2022-08-28T14:31:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ ya know, in my sorta chorography of Knightsgravia - the three-slice pizza trisected by Sloane St first and then Brompton Road","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2398"},{"timestamp":1661693539,"iso":"2022-08-28T14:32:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(where Sector #1 is Belgravia, Sector #2 is Luxe Knightsbridge, and Sector #3 (where my uncle’s house is) is Less-Luxe Knightsbridge)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2399"},{"timestamp":1661693591,"iso":"2022-08-28T14:33:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also the house itself looks, well, I suppose not exactly _remarkable_ (in the way of the Bayswater flat) but a very nice house","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2400"},{"timestamp":1661693612,"iso":"2022-08-28T14:33:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Add to our (mental) viewings list maybe?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2401"},{"timestamp":1661694606,"iso":"2022-08-28T14:50:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Remind of the Bayswater flat again?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2402"},{"timestamp":1661703543,"iso":"2022-08-28T17:19:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Celui-ci :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2403"},{"timestamp":1661703751,"iso":"2022-08-28T17:22:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, were you still planning to get some more meth? Ought we join forces so he doesn’t have to come twice (lol)? I don’t mind doing it if necessary - I’m going through absolute hell (albeit necessary hell) validating this startup idea, so I could do with some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2404"},{"timestamp":1661703781,"iso":"2022-08-28T17:23:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(And fuck it, it’s not heroin, I’m just gonna stop beating myself up about it for now, and get some ADHD meds as soon as Joanna’s sent a script)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2405"},{"timestamp":1661703944,"iso":"2022-08-28T17:25:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also means we can order half grams, I suppose as long as that’s what we both want - for me I don’t really mind so it’s your call","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2406"},{"timestamp":1661704003,"iso":"2022-08-28T17:26:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"**TLDR: do you still want meth, if so how much, & can I get yours for you?**","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2407"},{"timestamp":1661706004,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:00:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sweetie, sure let’s. I wouldn’t mind a few puffs. I’ll need some for tomorrow haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2408"},{"timestamp":1661706037,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:00:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we share gram? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2409"},{"timestamp":1661706067,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:01:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sounds good! I’ve coincidentally just asked Zack, and he’s getting some in an hour, so he’ll come then :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2410"},{"timestamp":1661706121,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:02:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, an hour in dealer time, which is about ~1h30 in our time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2411"},{"timestamp":1661706139,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:02:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think it’s a weird effect of special relativity from zooming around on his scooter","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2412"},{"timestamp":1661706148,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:02:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2413"},{"timestamp":1661706159,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:02:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let’s hope he doesn’t manage to hurt himself this time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2414"},{"timestamp":1661706200,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:03:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can I send you the cash over, I’d go to the atm, although I’ve lost the only card that I remember the pin to","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2415"},{"timestamp":1661706211,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:03:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nah dw, can figure it out later on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2416"},{"timestamp":1661706579,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:09:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Pretty amazingly roomy flat on BeaufGar: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62288974/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2417"},{"timestamp":1661706620,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:10:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Whatever the fuck is going on with the prices on Beauchamp Place + Beaufort Gardens is an utter, utter mystery to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2418"},{"timestamp":1661706676,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:11:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d love it if the lighting wasn’t so fluorescent and everything else so Greg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2419"},{"timestamp":1661706681,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:11:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Grey","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2420"},{"timestamp":1661706701,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:11:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think lightbulbs would be a reasonably priced investment, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2421"},{"timestamp":1661706740,"iso":"2022-08-28T18:12:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also we’d just apply Sam’s Rule of Life #17: never use main lights, always floor lamps","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2422"},{"timestamp":1661714435,"iso":"2022-08-28T20:20:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did Zack ever come back? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2423"},{"timestamp":1661714475,"iso":"2022-08-28T20:21:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2424","attachments":["static/photos/a1def2dd-5196-479a-a9ba-b3637336acf9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661714489,"iso":"2022-08-28T20:21:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh hurrah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2425"},{"timestamp":1661714493,"iso":"2022-08-28T20:21:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🙌🏼🙌🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2426"},{"timestamp":1661716385,"iso":"2022-08-28T20:53:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you want to come down for drinks? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2427"},{"timestamp":1661716414,"iso":"2022-08-28T20:53:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure! Gimme 5 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2428"},{"timestamp":1661716420,"iso":"2022-08-28T20:53:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If that suits","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2429"},{"timestamp":1661717162,"iso":"2022-08-28T21:06:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This message was deleted.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2430"},{"timestamp":1661719749,"iso":"2022-08-28T21:49:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/55081771/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2431"},{"timestamp":1661720558,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:02:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59585432/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2432"},{"timestamp":1661721162,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:12:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"me rn: https://youtu.be/99og_g7rXnA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2433"},{"timestamp":1661721378,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:16:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The near Heaven one:\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61939331/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2434"},{"timestamp":1661721704,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:21:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61078202/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2435"},{"timestamp":1661722112,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:28:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62286597/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2436"},{"timestamp":1661722284,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:31:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61548301/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2437"},{"timestamp":1661722537,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:35:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/39556466/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2438"},{"timestamp":1661722771,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:39:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh you were right - while CadSq isn’t _technically_ connected to MotSt, it’s essentially right next to it, divided by a road that’s basically just a metres-long figment on a map","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2439"},{"timestamp":1661722775,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:39:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Unbelievable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2440"},{"timestamp":1661722802,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:40:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just do not understand what is happening.. That flat will be cheaper for both of us than the current one, assuming the bedrooms are slightly unequal and we split something like 2000-1500","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2441"},{"timestamp":1661722858,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:40:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I suppose we likely won’t end up in that very flat, but it’s all very encouraging","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2442"},{"timestamp":1661722902,"iso":"2022-08-28T22:41:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_Especially_ as this is roughly the worst time to be flat hunting, usually (b/c uni students & uni grads)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2443"},{"timestamp":1661726095,"iso":"2022-08-28T23:34:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No need to reply tonight, but I’m curious to know whether you like Portobello Road (as in the proper, nice Notting Hill stretch, not when it stretches off into eternity….or Kensal Green, whichever is closer)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2444"},{"timestamp":1661726213,"iso":"2022-08-28T23:36:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And also whether you like the bits of Notting Hill - I think you’d still call it Notting Hill - _beyond_ Portobello Road (ie to the west), in the sorta concentric circles around Lansdowne Cres","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2445"},{"timestamp":1661726252,"iso":"2022-08-28T23:37:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorta where Jimi Hendrix died and where the David Cameron era Conservative set was based - maybe you’d call it Ladbroke Grove","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2446"},{"timestamp":1661771569,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:12:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2447","attachments":["static/photos/00bd8754-0fe7-4f51-85c3-5c750a28edcc.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661771575,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:12:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol sorry the ‘you’ is not addressed at you, in case the notification preview looks alarming","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2448"},{"timestamp":1661771601,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:13:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2449"},{"timestamp":1661771610,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:13:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It did 😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2450"},{"timestamp":1661771691,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:14:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha, I really need to stop using ‘you’ to mean ‘one’ or ‘he/she/they’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2451"},{"timestamp":1661771764,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:16:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, my other pet peeve: people on Twitter talking about PrOnOUnS as if it literally just means trans people shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2452"},{"timestamp":1661771787,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:16:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“When _I_ was young, we didn’t have _pronouns_!!!!!”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2453"},{"timestamp":1661772037,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:20:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, also","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2454"},{"timestamp":1661772062,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:21:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I either owe you money for rent, or I owe the landlord money for rent, but either way I need to get on with paying it (especially if it’s the latter)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2455"},{"timestamp":1661772087,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:21:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve been sorta vacillating and forgetting about it, meaning to ask one or the other of you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2456"},{"timestamp":1661772114,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:21:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like- is it from this month that they started applying your money to the rent payments?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2457"},{"timestamp":1661772332,"iso":"2022-08-29T12:25:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh. Is there an email or something?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2458"},{"timestamp":1661774810,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:06:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2459","attachments":["static/photos/e999ca2f-8159-44ff-a6fa-f67a490ff112.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661774843,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:07:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait wdym? And do you mean an email address or an actual email (like, a message by email)?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2460"},{"timestamp":1661774998,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:09:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh I just saw the email, I sent over my part 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2461"},{"timestamp":1661775002,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:10:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe kieran forgot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2462"},{"timestamp":1661775081,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:11:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, I haven’t got an email, weirdly - so I _am_ meant to be sending it to them, and not you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2463"},{"timestamp":1661775083,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:11:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also it’s probably not Kieran who forgot - well, it’s at least me.. or not ‘forgot’, but I’ve been unsure whether I’m meant to be sending it to you or them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2464"},{"timestamp":1661775101,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:11:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, I suppose I forgot in that I’ve kept meaning to ask but forgetting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2465"},{"timestamp":1661775119,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:11:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are they not applying your overpayment to the rent as of this month then?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2466"},{"timestamp":1661775151,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:12:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, if you got an email, is there some late charge? Absolutely needless to say I’ll pay that myself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2467"},{"timestamp":1661775308,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:15:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no, they decided against that. They’re just going to pay me back up front 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2468"},{"timestamp":1661775352,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:15:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Having went through the contract the other day, I can tell you, they only apply interest on rent outstanding 14 working days after it was due 😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2469"},{"timestamp":1661775388,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:16:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh lol fantastic, I ought to arbitrage that with whatever interest I earn from Monzo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2470"},{"timestamp":1661777230,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:47:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also lol I meant to send this last night (when it was vaguely relevant) but it’s so great I have to send it now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBX123HJVLc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2471"},{"timestamp":1661777252,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:47:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“ok, then… these few questions may make less sense” lmao","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2472"},{"timestamp":1661777560,"iso":"2022-08-29T13:52:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Also, if you’ve never seen the Jacob Rees Mogg one, you should…. with Ali G, I mean, not with Gore Vidal, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2473"},{"timestamp":1661786740,"iso":"2022-08-29T16:25:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"uh, Tara has come \"to check on the cats\" - presumably at Kieran's behest, obviously, I'm not blaming her","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2474"},{"timestamp":1661786764,"iso":"2022-08-29T16:26:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't know what on earth Kieran is doing, and whether this is Kieran qua autist or Kieran trying to pull some trick","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2475"},{"timestamp":1661787346,"iso":"2022-08-29T16:35:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahhaha will he do this when we move into the next place 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2476"},{"timestamp":1661793055,"iso":"2022-08-29T18:10:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I....would _like_ to say no","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2477"},{"timestamp":1661793070,"iso":"2022-08-29T18:11:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"....I suppose I could _say_ it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2478"},{"timestamp":1661793098,"iso":"2022-08-29T18:11:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2479"},{"timestamp":1661793118,"iso":"2022-08-29T18:11:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"as in: you can create a website like samsheroin.gethigh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2480"},{"timestamp":1661798115,"iso":"2022-08-29T19:35:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2481","attachments":["static/photos/c938430e-a91d-4e69-b3a3-a4d0fedadc4b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661804760,"iso":"2022-08-29T21:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, hey, is there any chance you could pick up another of those pipes, if the place is nearby? I’ll send you the £5 (lol) and I’d be much obliged - I tried some a little while ago, and some just now, and I think you’re right that it doesn’t seem to be burning so well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2482"},{"timestamp":1661804791,"iso":"2022-08-29T21:26:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2483"},{"timestamp":1661804798,"iso":"2022-08-29T21:26:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you find that flame thrower","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2484"},{"timestamp":1661804859,"iso":"2022-08-29T21:27:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I did find what I think was ‘my’ one (in my bed for some reason), but it seems be low on fuel - not quite out but low.. I’ll happily defray the cost of whatever paraphernalia you get","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2485"},{"timestamp":1661816179,"iso":"2022-08-30T00:36:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/sWt8ZIgDA9I","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2486"},{"timestamp":1661817382,"iso":"2022-08-30T00:56:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"monzo.me/s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2487"},{"timestamp":1661817872,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:04:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus why does the cash machine always ask if I want an ‘advice slip’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2488"},{"timestamp":1661817895,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:04:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Does ANYONE fucking know what an advice slip is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2489"},{"timestamp":1661817934,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:05:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, do you know when Zack will be here? I’m waiting in the alleyway for now (I normally do, just bc he usu comes shortly after) but will come back inside if you know otherwise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2490"},{"timestamp":1661817950,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:05:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(…..realising a moment too late that my first two texts probably inured you to the notifications)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2491"},{"timestamp":1661817978,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:06:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me check","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2492"},{"timestamp":1661817979,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:06:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Stop doing meth” lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2493"},{"timestamp":1661818061,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:07:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2494"},{"timestamp":1661818323,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:12:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He hasn’t replied yet darling 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2495"},{"timestamp":1661818339,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:12:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nice new Shoreditch one, tho maybe a 7 and at the high end price-wise:\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62293924/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2496"},{"timestamp":1661818361,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:12:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha, ok I’ll just come in, prob easier","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2497"},{"timestamp":1661818381,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:13:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit I just saw a legit incredible warehouse one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2498"},{"timestamp":1661818383,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:13:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Movie grade","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2499"},{"timestamp":1661818387,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:13:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Elle Deco grade","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2500"},{"timestamp":1661818389,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:13:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will send once I","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2501"},{"timestamp":1661818393,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:13:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2502"},{"timestamp":1661818646,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:17:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61932511/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2503"},{"timestamp":1661818684,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:18:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/54071580/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2504"},{"timestamp":1661819629,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:33:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Barbican: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62149728/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2505"},{"timestamp":1661819652,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:34:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62147901/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2506"},{"timestamp":1661820595,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:49:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62067175/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2507"},{"timestamp":1661820731,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:52:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61998550/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2508"},{"timestamp":1661820747,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:52:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/property/notting-hill/?beds_min=2&page_size=25&price_frequency=per_month&q=Notting%20Hill%2C%20London&radius=0&results_sort=newest_listings&search_source=refine&pn=4","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2511"},{"timestamp":1661820955,"iso":"2022-08-30T01:55:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61903950/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2509"},{"timestamp":1661821264,"iso":"2022-08-30T02:01:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59190757/?search_identifier=e41f05afa188f05adcdad13265861265","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2512"},{"timestamp":1661822326,"iso":"2022-08-30T02:18:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61318866/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2510"},{"timestamp":1661822881,"iso":"2022-08-30T02:28:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62230388/?search_identifier=bb214e1d1eb4f505ae093e6f46a82c38","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2513"},{"timestamp":1661851899,"iso":"2022-08-30T10:31:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw- let me know if you want some of this stuff to stay awake.. Probably not the best of habits, but we did go quite overboard & for myself I can’t see another way of getting in proper working order","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2514"},{"timestamp":1661853264,"iso":"2022-08-30T10:54:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m so sorry. I was just chasing the high, and monging out 😳. I hope I wasn’t too annoying. And yes I think I’ll be looking at ADHD medications going forward. I feel really scummy/trashy smoking it the way I did last night. I think I’ll try and avoid it for a period now. I feel quite guilty for leading you astray 😅. Im just on my flight to Greece. Surprisingly feeling quite well. I’ll see you in a week or so. Hopefully in a better state xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2515"},{"timestamp":1661853986,"iso":"2022-08-30T11:06:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh gosh, I forgot you were flying this morning ☠️ This gives me terrible flashbacks to the time I had to get a 9am train after Marc Corbett-Weaver’s NYE party (and back in the day when the Eurostar connected via Brussels rather than going straight to Amsterdam)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2516"},{"timestamp":1661854020,"iso":"2022-08-30T11:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah, your holiday should be a good obligatory detox I suppose! No use beating yourself up, imo - all things in moderation, including moderation itself 🤓","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2517"},{"timestamp":1661854134,"iso":"2022-08-30T11:08:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, if you need some inner strength, the Enchiridion -> http://classics.mit.edu/Epictetus/epicench.html","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2518"},{"timestamp":1661854156,"iso":"2022-08-30T11:09:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(fancy word for handbook)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2519"},{"timestamp":1661854191,"iso":"2022-08-30T11:09:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(en = in, cheir = hand, rest is just nounification boilerplate)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2520"},{"timestamp":1661854333,"iso":"2022-08-30T11:12:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I’ve noticed I become more pretentious when sleep-deprived - I think my brain is just disorganised and eclectic and without sleep it all comes out.. eheu","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2521"},{"timestamp":1661865586,"iso":"2022-08-30T14:19:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2522","attachments":["static/photos/b25cf890-24aa-489b-b66b-0af54565c881.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661866279,"iso":"2022-08-30T14:31:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahaah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2523"},{"timestamp":1661866287,"iso":"2022-08-30T14:31:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Both is those people","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2524"},{"timestamp":1661866292,"iso":"2022-08-30T14:31:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yikes 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2525"},{"timestamp":1661866297,"iso":"2022-08-30T14:31:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you feeling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2526"},{"timestamp":1661870191,"iso":"2022-08-30T15:36:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, not too bad - like before, it keeps me awake, I s’pose","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2527"},{"timestamp":1661870198,"iso":"2022-08-30T15:36:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And intermittently on Grindr apparently","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2528"},{"timestamp":1661870226,"iso":"2022-08-30T15:37:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2529","attachments":["static/photos/fb427c6e-f0d4-4f67-b1f1-31b1dfa954b7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661870240,"iso":"2022-08-30T15:37:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m not attracted to him, I just have a bad habit of trying to be friendly)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2530"},{"timestamp":1661871900,"iso":"2022-08-30T16:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2531","attachments":["static/photos/3e5826a1-d2f7-4788-b214-eec99c3c8457.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661874808,"iso":"2022-08-30T16:53:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2532"},{"timestamp":1661874816,"iso":"2022-08-30T16:53:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Savage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2533"},{"timestamp":1661880903,"iso":"2022-08-30T18:35:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg look at Zacks story on WhatsApp","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2534"},{"timestamp":1661880907,"iso":"2022-08-30T18:35:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2535"},{"timestamp":1661892883,"iso":"2022-08-30T21:54:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2536","attachments":["static/photos/0c447f6e-7c6a-4b52-8f25-616622f94021.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661892894,"iso":"2022-08-30T21:54:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Where do I find stories on WhatsApp? Lol, this whole ‘story’ thing is after my time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2537"},{"timestamp":1661892951,"iso":"2022-08-30T21:55:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I meant to say, if/as you liked that little speech (/ end of speech / peroration /…) by Tony Benn, there’s a great one, weirdly enough from Jon Stewart, the comedian, which I stumbled upon the other day through a more recent update article: https://youtu.be/_uYpDC3SRpM","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2538"},{"timestamp":1661893015,"iso":"2022-08-30T21:56:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^i think it’s just universally gratifying to watch someone light up a bunch of useless politicians","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2539"},{"timestamp":1661893076,"iso":"2022-08-30T21:57:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But credit to him, it’s a spectacular speech… echoes of Pericles or whatev","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2540"},{"timestamp":1661897254,"iso":"2022-08-30T23:07:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2541","attachments":["static/photos/abe66cce-1deb-46b3-9842-76dc68eaecc6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661897305,"iso":"2022-08-30T23:08:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, do these people have even a passing acquaintance with fashion or with art?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2542"},{"timestamp":1661897428,"iso":"2022-08-30T23:10:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As my grandma always says, you’re paying them to advertise their brand on your clothes.. For whatever you’re paying to the designer — on the infinitesimal off chance that this person _did_ pay it to the designer and not Mr Ding Dong — you could write ‘BALENCIAGA’ on the bloody thing yourself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2543"},{"timestamp":1661897436,"iso":"2022-08-30T23:10:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"/rant over","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2544"},{"timestamp":1661897562,"iso":"2022-08-30T23:12:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, an iPhone case? You could power a hydroelectric plant from the energy of Balenciaga turning in his grave","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2545"},{"timestamp":1661935258,"iso":"2022-08-31T09:40:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHHAHAHAHAH","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2546"},{"timestamp":1661935277,"iso":"2022-08-31T09:41:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam Omg 😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2547"},{"timestamp":1661935388,"iso":"2022-08-31T09:43:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He was pouring oil on Rolex watch with a wad of cash in one hand, mumbling some hood talk which I can’t decipher, seemed quite funny lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2548"},{"timestamp":1661935428,"iso":"2022-08-31T09:43:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And what about the phone case?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2549"},{"timestamp":1661935508,"iso":"2022-08-31T09:45:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If I were that shade of orange I would stay away from white 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2550"},{"timestamp":1661935725,"iso":"2022-08-31T09:48:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Honestly I think the only thought process in this over the top branding is - ‘People will be impressed that I can afford so much on a phone case’ 🤡 , and judging by the tit tat in his room he really can’t ahhaa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2551"},{"timestamp":1661965548,"iso":"2022-08-31T18:05:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, do you know of another place that does those pipes? I’ve managed to destroy the current one (honestly I’m so terrible at this, I think I got more out of it just inhaling the smoke from yours)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2552"},{"timestamp":1661965571,"iso":"2022-08-31T18:06:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’d be faster to just burn the bloody money, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2553"},{"timestamp":1661965613,"iso":"2022-08-31T18:06:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ and sorry, I promise I’ll reply to your messages once I’m home - I’m just out and the place we used is closed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2554"},{"timestamp":1661979859,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:04:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God, my kingdom for a fucking pipe.. Why is it so hard to get a pipe? This is unbelievable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2555"},{"timestamp":1661980012,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:06:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg I’m so sorry, I forget to reply to this. I’m trying think of where I saw some, maybe the bottom of the edgeware road toward marble arch.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2556"},{"timestamp":1661980016,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:06:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me check","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2557"},{"timestamp":1661980041,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:07:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait no don’t worry, I found one - of course - just after I sent that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2558"},{"timestamp":1661980056,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:07:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol where did you find it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2559"},{"timestamp":1661980061,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:07:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I mean, obviously I haven’t been looking for the entire intervening 4 hours, but still, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2560"},{"timestamp":1661980110,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:08:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’d hope not. That would be me 🤡","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2561"},{"timestamp":1661980113,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:08:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2562"},{"timestamp":1661980159,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:09:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Where out of interest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2563"},{"timestamp":1661980168,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:09:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If you put the pipes in the dishwasher","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2564"},{"timestamp":1661980186,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:09:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It cleans them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2565"},{"timestamp":1661980288,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:11:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s way down Edgware Road unfortunately","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2566"},{"timestamp":1661980355,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:12:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly, you have no idea how excruciating it is to walk into every shop with pipes in the window — which, it being Edgware Rd, is essentially the majority of them — having the same fucking conversation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2567"},{"timestamp":1661980357,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:12:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Namely:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2568"},{"timestamp":1661980436,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:13:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Uh… I don’t suppose you have any pipes?”\n“Pipes? What kind of pipe?”\n“….glass pipes?”\n“Hmmmmm….. no, we don’t do those” [or some similar enough variant thereof]","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2569"},{"timestamp":1661980478,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:14:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry for slow typing, I’ve only got one hand free (not for that reason, lol-just walking back w my spoils etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2570"},{"timestamp":1661980561,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:16:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly I should’ve just said ‘meth pipes’, because apparently it would’ve had the exact same fucking effect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2571"},{"timestamp":1661980643,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:17:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"hqhahhahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2572"},{"timestamp":1661980683,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:18:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so sorry, I find this all hysterical. 😂🤣😭","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2573"},{"timestamp":1661981039,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:23:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, yeah, it would have been hysterical from the outside, I suppose 😶😄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2574"},{"timestamp":1661981070,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:24:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Those fucking shisha pipes, I swear, it was the death of me trying to figure out which place was sufficiently dodgy…. Though once I saw it, I knew in an instant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2575"},{"timestamp":1661981180,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:26:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, even there I had to awkwardly ask the guy if he had the same windproof lighters, because I liked them very much indeed, but did he have them _without_ the word ‘BITCH’ (capitals theirs) printed in massive letters along the side?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2576"},{"timestamp":1661981215,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:26:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2577","attachments":["static/photos/778e6345-1849-40d0-96a0-88fc38c9fae3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661981255,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:27:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He did seem slightly offended by that, like I’d insulted his xenia","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2578"},{"timestamp":1661981402,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:30:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, to your earlier messages:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2579"},{"timestamp":1661981439,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:30:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, to what bit? My wearing him down? Or one of my messages? 🫣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2580"},{"timestamp":1661981662,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:34:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahah I love that.. I’m sure my hatred of Rolexes is well understood already, though I’ll grant a dispensation to drug dealers, who are allowed to buy tacky meretricious things like Rolexes and Ferraris and Jeff Koons sculptures to show off their wealth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2581"},{"timestamp":1661981756,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:35:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2582"},{"timestamp":1661981800,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:36:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, he looks like he sleeps in a sun bed.. God only knows why English people think this stuff is a good look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2583"},{"timestamp":1661981841,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:37:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Nor why it’s always the same people who loathe and contemn anyone who actually HAS melanin)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2584"},{"timestamp":1661981958,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:39:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, honestly, at this point they may as well ditch the letters altogether and just put a massive oversized price tag on the bloody things.. \n\n(Might save their PE fund owners a few mil 🤷‍♂️)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2585"},{"timestamp":1661982018,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:40:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ I know I have a few things like that - the one that immediately comes to mind is my torn givenchy hoodie, but I’d sooner it hadn’t the name on it tbh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2586"},{"timestamp":1661982058,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:40:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ooooh, this is quite neat, especially since I bought two pipes - to be a bit safe - at that last shop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2587"},{"timestamp":1661982078,"iso":"2022-08-31T22:41:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fucking THIRTY THREE POUNDS for two pipes and two lighters, he 100% saw me coming","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2588"},{"timestamp":1661984278,"iso":"2022-08-31T23:17:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jeeesus, I’m just talking to someone who might actually beat my existing penis record (Louis)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2589"},{"timestamp":1661984306,"iso":"2022-08-31T23:18:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d take a photo if only I knew a way to circumvent Grindr’s screenshot (and screen recording … tried that) protection mechanism","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2590"},{"timestamp":1661984332,"iso":"2022-08-31T23:18:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2591","attachments":["static/photos/1232bc2a-de0a-4b71-a7d3-a7c126c84896.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661984463,"iso":"2022-08-31T23:21:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ idk what it is but the hungs of Grindr seem to be proliferating and growing hung-er — global warming??? (island gigantism??)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2592"},{"timestamp":1661986553,"iso":"2022-08-31T23:55:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2593","attachments":["static/photos/04c87b6a-fecb-44bc-9f3d-f7d1e5cddaf4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661986713,"iso":"2022-08-31T23:58:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, soz abt this insane thread, but I had to have some photos so I took some on my laptop camera (🙈):","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2594"},{"timestamp":1661986741,"iso":"2022-08-31T23:59:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2595","attachments":["static/photos/57467004-9e5d-451e-8c9f-26df079e9237.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661986741,"iso":"2022-08-31T23:59:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2596","attachments":["static/photos/96b0b8a2-e139-4e6f-8d09-1499945a7fde.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661986742,"iso":"2022-08-31T23:59:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2597","attachments":["static/photos/0ced553c-9be5-490d-9c84-d144f9ada1d6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1661986821,"iso":"2022-09-01T00:00:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Content warning: scenes of intense penis","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2598"},{"timestamp":1662143619,"iso":"2022-09-02T19:33:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2599"},{"timestamp":1662143781,"iso":"2022-09-02T19:36:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol brilliant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2600"},{"timestamp":1662143826,"iso":"2022-09-02T19:37:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though those sites never feel accurate to me, especially when they do their own weird extrapolations","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2601"},{"timestamp":1662143909,"iso":"2022-09-02T19:38:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Look up some absurdly expensive street and it’ll be like ‘Kensington Palace Gardens: average price £2.70 and 0.3 peppercorns’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2602"},{"timestamp":1662144788,"iso":"2022-09-02T19:53:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I just found a long thread* with Jake about your skiing incident with Tim, & the aftermath of Edward’s dinner party.. It’s pretty funny to look back on - I can send it to you but I’m not sure if you want to look back on it, or through my eyes — I definitely wasn’t _unkind_ but I may have been a bit blunt in my descriptions of / words for certain things 😄\n\n*thanks to iMessage’s awful search, which is remarkably accurate in finding the things I _don’t_ want","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2603"},{"timestamp":1662152879,"iso":"2022-09-02T22:07:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2604","attachments":["static/photos/546fcf58-0748-43fb-875f-c932bc647746.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662153138,"iso":"2022-09-02T22:12:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What is it about this that _literal meth heads_, who don’t even know how to continue having fucking _teeth_, can easily master, while I, a supposedly educated person still in possession of several teeth, seem to affect everything I touch in the manner of some sort of inverted King Midas, for whom every single paraphernalium immediately shatters, or catches fire, or is trampled by an elephant or falls into an active volcano or god knows what bloody else?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2605"},{"timestamp":1662153222,"iso":"2022-09-02T22:13:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Yes I know ‘paraphernalium’ is not a real word, but ‘paraphernalia’ is a made-up cod-Greek word in the first place, so….fair game)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2606"},{"timestamp":1662153303,"iso":"2022-09-02T22:15:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"second and last, if that was unclear.. 😩","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2607"},{"timestamp":1662153351,"iso":"2022-09-02T22:15:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling I’m so sorry for not replying. I will do so after dinner 👌🏻😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2608"},{"timestamp":1662153387,"iso":"2022-09-02T22:16:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh please I wouldn’t dream of seeing it ahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2609"},{"timestamp":1662153454,"iso":"2022-09-02T22:17:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh did you manage to break the pipe? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2610"},{"timestamp":1662155871,"iso":"2022-09-02T22:57:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No problem! I always assume people will reply as and when :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2611"},{"timestamp":1662156301,"iso":"2022-09-02T23:05:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha fair enough - it’s not unkind to you, ultimately it’s very fond, it’s just that I don’t know if you’d endorse some of the explanations/descriptions I gave Jake, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2612"},{"timestamp":1662156455,"iso":"2022-09-02T23:07:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yup.. by dropping it in the sink… well, perhaps ‘dropping it _within_ the sink’ - like, barely an inch - would be a better descriptor","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2613"},{"timestamp":1662156542,"iso":"2022-09-02T23:09:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaalso, my god, I realised barely ten minutes ago that we’ve been holding it wrong","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2614"},{"timestamp":1662156588,"iso":"2022-09-02T23:09:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(yeah, ik, _wrongly_ - I’m referring to the iPhone 4 thing)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2615"},{"timestamp":1662156596,"iso":"2022-09-02T23:09:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, recte:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2616"},{"timestamp":1662156622,"iso":"2022-09-02T23:10:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2617","attachments":["static/photos/69c753c0-cc1b-48d4-827c-440b2725a039.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662156755,"iso":"2022-09-02T23:12:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s now so obvious, aargh - like, of course the smoke should go up through the aspiration handle thingie.. God, I feel the same way I did when I realised you can just put the fucking soup spoon in your mouth and not sip it like it’s a tiny little doll-sized bowl, even if it’s frightfully gauche and absolutely infra dig etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2618"},{"timestamp":1662156850,"iso":"2022-09-02T23:14:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(not a problem with meth smoking, it being a less judgemental hobby with less discerning practitioners)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2619"},{"timestamp":1662211662,"iso":"2022-09-03T14:27:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha I just got recommended this, presumably because of what we were watching: William Buckley interviewing Tony Benn (pbuh): https://youtu.be/0hES7WlDLs8","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2620"},{"timestamp":1662211834,"iso":"2022-09-03T14:30:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have very mixed feelings about Buckley, though I do think* he’s not comparable to modern right-wing American commentators\n\n*without wanting to trot out the weary old trope of “Mr X who does [typically a hated] Thing Z _couldn’t hold a candle to_ Mr Y who does Thing Z at present. It was a different time then, weren’t it?”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2621"},{"timestamp":1662211880,"iso":"2022-09-03T14:31:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I love that line near the start: “he [=Benn] began his pursuit of autoproletarianisation when […]” 😁","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2622"},{"timestamp":1662213004,"iso":"2022-09-03T14:50:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(a) continuing my usual free association: his same programme interviewed Macmillan (again pbuh) of which there’s a very thought-provoking clip here: https://youtu.be/GVUX8TlrZKs\n\n(b) I just saw I mangled the sentence at the end, lol… I meant to put it as « Mr X who does [usu hated] Thing Z _now_ couldn’t hold a candle to Mr Y who did Thing Z a generation ago ».","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2623"},{"timestamp":1662213011,"iso":"2022-09-03T14:50:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"god I need to stop procrastinating","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2624"},{"timestamp":1662213064,"iso":"2022-09-03T14:51:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"think it’s now my greatest skill","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2625"},{"timestamp":1662213091,"iso":"2022-09-03T14:51:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"not just amateur crastination","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2626"},{"timestamp":1662213777,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:02:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ actually, having interrogated my brain, tbh I think the main if not only thing I’ve liked about Buckley is that he was, say, the one famous incident excepted, urbane towards the other person - e.g. he wouldn’t do a whole interview with Corbyn consisting mostly of himself shouting about socialism is wrong \n\nIn essence it lets the other person make their point, which feels like table stakes if not the very definition of ‘interview’, but yeah, Fox News and all that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2627"},{"timestamp":1662213797,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:03:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m honestly just talking to myself tbh, lol - no need to reply","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2628"},{"timestamp":1662213807,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:03:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway let me know how things are where you are!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2629"},{"timestamp":1662213821,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:03:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On a more mundane note: god, we do need to do something about this Tara thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2630"},{"timestamp":1662213836,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:03:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling, I think perhaps a phone call will be better later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2631"},{"timestamp":1662213845,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:04:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Since she’s been around several more times, either with a key or with some sort of crowbar, and sometimes at like fucking 9pm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2632"},{"timestamp":1662213876,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:04:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is it werid that they’re going to Paris together","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2633"},{"timestamp":1662213893,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:04:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"GIF omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2634"},{"timestamp":1662213896,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:04:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume you mean a phone call about Tara, as opposed to a phone call about my feelings concerning mid-20th-century American conservative commentators","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2635"},{"timestamp":1662213906,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:05:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If so, yeah, let’s, 100%","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2636"},{"timestamp":1662213906,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:05:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah that’s not cool","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2637"},{"timestamp":1662213926,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:05:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2638"},{"timestamp":1662213931,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:05:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Que","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2639"},{"timestamp":1662213934,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:05:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quoi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2640"},{"timestamp":1662213936,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:05:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s really over steeping the line","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2641"},{"timestamp":1662213940,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:05:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"[german word]","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2642"},{"timestamp":1662213951,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:05:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah check the group chat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2643"},{"timestamp":1662213965,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:06:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s spending 2 days in Paris with his sister","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2644"},{"timestamp":1662213974,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:06:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As far as I’m concerned, the line was the front door step, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2645"},{"timestamp":1662213976,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:06:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Could you imagine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2646"},{"timestamp":1662213985,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:06:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s so weird","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2647"},{"timestamp":1662213989,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:06:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ it’s even like a romantic weekend","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2648"},{"timestamp":1662214006,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:06:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Who knows","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2649"},{"timestamp":1662214007,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:06:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This whole thing has a very powerful emetic effect on me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2650"},{"timestamp":1662214010,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:06:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean god knows","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2651"},{"timestamp":1662214024,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:07:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But it’s certainly strongly redolent of incest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2652"},{"timestamp":1662214032,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:07:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Knowing kieran they’re probably sharing a single bed to save money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2653"},{"timestamp":1662214050,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:07:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Who goes to fucking Paris with their sister? (Or anywhere really, absent some clear circumstantial reason)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2654"},{"timestamp":1662214121,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:08:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess I got the train up to Suffolk with Flo and Roxy the other day, given we were coincidentally travelling the same evening, and so our parents didn’t have to drive to the station twice, but even that is somewhat unusual, lol — but spending a weekend in Paris? Fucking incroyable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2655"},{"timestamp":1662214157,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:09:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually, fucking is probably not incroyable, is indeed eminently croyable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2656"},{"timestamp":1662214184,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:09:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just……_eugh_ at the whole thing, I don’t know what else to say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2657"},{"timestamp":1662214203,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:10:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(for once in my life)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2658"},{"timestamp":1662214225,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:10:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HHahahhahahahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2659"},{"timestamp":1662214232,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:10:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s so fucking weird","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2660"},{"timestamp":1662214252,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:10:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mind ask to join them to get more information","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2661"},{"timestamp":1662214264,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:11:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s fucked up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2662"},{"timestamp":1662214272,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:11:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, please do, I’d be much obliged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2663"},{"timestamp":1662214288,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:11:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I choose to picture it as that film Le Weekend (I think we saw the trailer)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2664"},{"timestamp":1662214380,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also weird given Kieran has never shown interest in girls","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2665"},{"timestamp":1662214475,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:14:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though I wonder if incest is like paedophilia - one of those psychosexual oddities where it seems that the person’s sex preference among adults is totally unrelated, both two separate things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2666"},{"timestamp":1662214563,"iso":"2022-09-03T15:16:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either way, if you feel like sleuthing, I’d certainly be curious to know if it’s as creepy as it sounds","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2667"},{"timestamp":1662217923,"iso":"2022-09-03T16:12:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2668","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1662219722,"iso":"2022-09-03T16:42:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry, could you do half an hour? I’m just about to have a shower 🙏 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2669"},{"timestamp":1662219726,"iso":"2022-09-03T16:42:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Actually the time you called would’ve worked fine, but my phone was on silent 😬)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2670"},{"timestamp":1662220893,"iso":"2022-09-03T17:01:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2671","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1662223363,"iso":"2022-09-03T17:42:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, this thread is just a litany of missed deadlines… I just got out of the shower, and can’t quite believe I was in it for so long, but I just felt gross after the meth — *I’ll try calling you in 5-10 mins once I’m clothed and downstairs*, I think that’s prob less burdensome for you than the current approach","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2672"},{"timestamp":1662223376,"iso":"2022-09-03T17:42:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, obviously no expectation that you’ll be able to take it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2673"},{"timestamp":1662223661,"iso":"2022-09-03T17:47:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god kieran is back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2674"},{"timestamp":1662223697,"iso":"2022-09-03T17:48:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahh, ok, I’ve just read his message in the group chat 🤦‍♂️ I should’ve seen that coming","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2675"},{"timestamp":1662228088,"iso":"2022-09-03T19:01:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2676","attachments":["static/photos/bc3689c6-27f9-4c84-8e1b-066e5ef2a87d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662228206,"iso":"2022-09-03T19:03:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2677"},{"timestamp":1662228217,"iso":"2022-09-03T19:03:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ffs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2678"},{"timestamp":1662228241,"iso":"2022-09-03T19:04:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2679","attachments":["static/photos/ac0fa9a0-ab48-4cf4-9f59-0e8f92663f50.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662294121,"iso":"2022-09-04T13:22:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He was super edgy on the phone to me earlier 😅 hope he’s good….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2680"},{"timestamp":1662294137,"iso":"2022-09-04T13:22:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is that cleaner doing a good job?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2681"},{"timestamp":1662301756,"iso":"2022-09-04T15:29:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I honestly do not know - it seems sorta reasonably clean but not _tidy_, though I’m not sure what’s attributable to Kieran after she left..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2682"},{"timestamp":1662301806,"iso":"2022-09-04T15:30:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’ve retreated again to my room, lol….to my redoubt)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2683"},{"timestamp":1662301869,"iso":"2022-09-04T15:31:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, I’m not sure…. I can’t recall if yesterday evening he was any weirder than usual - hard to discriminate, tbh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2684"},{"timestamp":1662303243,"iso":"2022-09-04T15:54:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I was looking through my past messages (to find one to send to Kieran, to avoid explaining sth), and Christ some of them are quite amphetamine-deranged\n\nI reeeeally ought to switch to something more subtle, like plain old speed/Adderall for work, or just get the Elvanse script set up again.. \n\n(I know there’s no physical component, that it’s just the ‘ugh I wish I were high/stimulated’ – I’ve failed at it enough days fo know – but it’s the same part of my brain that’s (unusually) bad at e.g. doing chores w/o forgetting or procrastinating)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2685"},{"timestamp":1662304550,"iso":"2022-09-04T16:15:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is he being annoying again?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2686"},{"timestamp":1662304694,"iso":"2022-09-04T16:18:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yah I know how you mean. Have you not been feeling good on it. Jacque gave my some Ritalin the other day and it’s had no effect on me, I don’t know whether that’s because of the meth the other day haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2687"},{"timestamp":1662305741,"iso":"2022-09-04T16:35:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, not really, tbh, aside from conversations being awkward as always… and his going on about getting addicted when I was attempting to smoke _les drogues_ (I stayed up till 2am trying to execute the bloody rigmarole, and got nothing but a couple of puffs at the start..)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2688"},{"timestamp":1662305770,"iso":"2022-09-04T16:36:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think it’s just force of habit, and expectation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2689"},{"timestamp":1662305910,"iso":"2022-09-04T16:38:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve felt fine, both on and off, but yeah, on what’s turned out to be my weekend off (not for want of trying!), I’m sorta contemplating the habit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2690"},{"timestamp":1662305954,"iso":"2022-09-04T16:39:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also the Ritalin thing is weird - there shouldn’t be any cross-tolerance, though there might be what I think I’ve heard my mum call ‘behavioural sensitisation’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2691"},{"timestamp":1662306117,"iso":"2022-09-04T16:41:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(ie that you’re used to the feeling of being high)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2692"},{"timestamp":1662313753,"iso":"2022-09-04T18:49:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/residential/to-let/onslow-square-london-sw7/knq012200453?utm_medium=paidsocial&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=cataloguelettingspropsecting_2021_resiL_convN_uk&utm_content=carousel&fbclid=IwAR2G-INcVgP1OumKZiQ3S3WzvBADgTU6gAjyWTwxR2zSp9PqmcVCs4iHQ8E_aem_AQfeLV4UItrnw2i9i_SOGXol6ipCf539Q0uchrN79-9IFdqj3dt70-keS_Xp9cm9frYu_9Octz5PevHTFl7OPXjIRDUXg3EGQMdfWmQChHhNTqnUuvYVJ5F_KGcFt7ofB7D1A7vsfVOQC7JolCho7WSr","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2693"},{"timestamp":1662313761,"iso":"2022-09-04T18:49:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg look how cheap","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2694"},{"timestamp":1662313767,"iso":"2022-09-04T18:49:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2695"},{"timestamp":1662468916,"iso":"2022-09-06T13:55:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow I love that one - though sadly it’s under offer according to the far-too-small badge (maybe it wasn’t when you sent it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2696"},{"timestamp":1662468987,"iso":"2022-09-06T13:56:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also sorry for the delay - think I was going slightly mad on that meth, so I cut it - from now on, back to mephedrone if I want to get high","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2697"},{"timestamp":1662482014,"iso":"2022-09-06T17:33:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha you don’t happen to have any left","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2698"},{"timestamp":1662482040,"iso":"2022-09-06T17:34:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Has kieranna left to Paris yet?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2699"},{"timestamp":1662482643,"iso":"2022-09-06T17:44:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I’m afraid not, but I can get some whenever you come back - it’d be fun to do some classic meth planning, just not (practically) every day any more 😁","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2700"},{"timestamp":1662483465,"iso":"2022-09-06T17:57:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2701"},{"timestamp":1662483469,"iso":"2022-09-06T17:57:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why not 😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2702"},{"timestamp":1662483890,"iso":"2022-09-06T18:04:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hopefully it might be better for not having done it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2703"},{"timestamp":1662483909,"iso":"2022-09-06T18:05:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and all that 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2704"},{"timestamp":1662488085,"iso":"2022-09-06T19:14:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me know if you need anything from me, re Zack","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2705"},{"timestamp":1662488143,"iso":"2022-09-06T19:15:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Should be up in 15-25mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2706"},{"timestamp":1662488184,"iso":"2022-09-06T19:16:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^lol I’ve developed a professional habit of precise estimates (not necessarily the same as _accurate_ estimates😂)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2707"},{"timestamp":1662488283,"iso":"2022-09-06T19:18:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I don’t suppose you noticed whether kieran left any wine that I could probably forage?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2708"},{"timestamp":1662488302,"iso":"2022-09-06T19:18:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh there’s some red I just bought down stairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2709"},{"timestamp":1662488302,"iso":"2022-09-06T19:18:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Because honestly fuck it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2710"},{"timestamp":1662488332,"iso":"2022-09-06T19:18:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’d sooner take Kieran’s wine, but faute de mieux I might take you up on that - thank you 🙌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2711"},{"timestamp":1662496991,"iso":"2022-09-06T21:43:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The Singapore thing is worth reading:\nhttps://www.wired.com/1993/04/gibson-2/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2712"},{"timestamp":1662498906,"iso":"2022-09-06T22:15:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s two meth heads camping in Rainsford st tonight, who just saw me leave with out locking the door","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2713"},{"timestamp":1662498956,"iso":"2022-09-06T22:15:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hope they don’t let themselves In 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2714"},{"timestamp":1662501832,"iso":"2022-09-06T23:03:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2715"},{"timestamp":1662503485,"iso":"2022-09-06T23:31:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god I did wonder why the door was unlocked when I got the Gorillas order","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2716"},{"timestamp":1662503490,"iso":"2022-09-06T23:31:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I probably ought to lock it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2717"},{"timestamp":1662503494,"iso":"2022-09-06T23:31:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"After asking them for some meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2718"},{"timestamp":1662503857,"iso":"2022-09-06T23:37:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2719"},{"timestamp":1662503863,"iso":"2022-09-06T23:37:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Don’t worry I’ve since locked it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2720"},{"timestamp":1662582839,"iso":"2022-09-07T21:33:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw, seeing as I was typing this just as you came in..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2721"},{"timestamp":1662582846,"iso":"2022-09-07T21:34:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve been intermittently watching chunks of that Tony Benn / William Buckley interview, and Jesus the bit shortly before 31:00 (30:55? lol) is one of the most spectacular displays of nemesis that I’ve ever seen","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2722"},{"timestamp":1662582878,"iso":"2022-09-07T21:34:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ wait, sorry, the link, since it was a while back: https://youtu.be/0hES7WlDLs8","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2723"},{"timestamp":1662582936,"iso":"2022-09-07T21:35:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, Buckley awkwardly ejaculating his little statistics, trying to regain higher ground, coming across very much like Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2724"},{"timestamp":1662583102,"iso":"2022-09-07T21:38:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly from 20 mins onwards it’s superb, but that part and the whole 5-and-something minutes from then is such a…._stentorian_ case for a political and moral viewpoint","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2725"},{"timestamp":1662583114,"iso":"2022-09-07T21:38:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tldr = Highly recommend","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2726"},{"timestamp":1662599460,"iso":"2022-09-08T02:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God, sorry, I really need to sort out my urge to make toast at like 2am - I think the meth fucked up my sleep and eating cycles.. And it’s such an impossible nightmare trying to be quiet in the dead of night - suddenly it transpired that every fucking thing and every action causes some deafening clang or ping or plink or clud.. Hopefully* it’s less audible from upstairs than it feels like it is in the kitchen\n*inner grandma etc etc but 100% proper English would sound ridiculous….I should stop bothering about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2727"},{"timestamp":1662625187,"iso":"2022-09-08T09:19:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh you didn’t wake me at all darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2728"},{"timestamp":1662625187,"iso":"2022-09-08T09:19:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t hear a peep. No doubt I can always hear bull in China shop crashing around lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2729"},{"timestamp":1662625216,"iso":"2022-09-08T09:20:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was going to go to N Peal sample sale at the music room if you wanted to join?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2730"},{"timestamp":1662627737,"iso":"2022-09-08T10:02:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh, it sounds good but when is it? Technically I’m working","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2731"},{"timestamp":1662627763,"iso":"2022-09-08T10:02:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, not really technically, I suppose, except inasmuch as it’s technical work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2732"},{"timestamp":1662627905,"iso":"2022-09-08T10:05:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2733","attachments":["static/photos/94977e68-9c30-4a03-b844-12782e16a434.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662627905,"iso":"2022-09-08T10:05:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2734","attachments":["static/photos/b1f15af8-939e-44a2-bac1-a9c199db6f49.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662627923,"iso":"2022-09-08T10:05:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Uncowed by such things as laws and regulators and newspapers, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2735"},{"timestamp":1662658327,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:32:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Queen is dead","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2736"},{"timestamp":1662658340,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:32:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wonder if Eoghain Murphy will commit seppuku","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2737"},{"timestamp":1662658350,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:32:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2738"},{"timestamp":1662658369,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:32:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ it’ll be weeks of straight Queenalia","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2739"},{"timestamp":1662658370,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:32:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2740"},{"timestamp":1662658378,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:32:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2741"},{"timestamp":1662658398,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:33:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I mean, I think she’s been nearly dead for like a decade","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2742"},{"timestamp":1662658404,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:33:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2743"},{"timestamp":1662658419,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:33:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I thought they’d put her in a freezer or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2744"},{"timestamp":1662658419,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:33:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, she seemed like a nice lady, it’s obviously sad news like for anyone else","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2745"},{"timestamp":1662658421,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:33:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2746"},{"timestamp":1662658432,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:33:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah -","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2747"},{"timestamp":1662658448,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:34:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The bbc have been hysterical about it all day","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2748"},{"timestamp":1662658469,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:34:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You must’ve seen Raz’s meme about Prince Philip, I’ll see if I can find it - he _really_ looked like he’s been cryogenically frozen and defrosted in a microwave","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2749"},{"timestamp":1662658516,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:35:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, someone on Twitter literally said to me “do you have no shame????” - or words to that effect - _just for replying to a tweet at this terribly sad time_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2750"},{"timestamp":1662658532,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:35:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Literally a tweet which had zero to do with the Queen’s recent moribundity","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2751"},{"timestamp":1662658540,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:35:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And more recent deadness","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2752"},{"timestamp":1662658733,"iso":"2022-09-08T18:38:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liz truss was obviously too much for her on Tuesday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2753"},{"timestamp":1662667352,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:02:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, truly a damning verdict from Queen Liz, but I can’t disagree with her","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2754"},{"timestamp":1662667459,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:04:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She never pulled her punches, indeed never pulled or pushed anything.. RIP in peace, Queen Elizabeth 1698-2022","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2755"},{"timestamp":1662667644,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:07:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Incidentally, lol, I think possibly the one sole* sound that travels through the walls/floors (aside from directly walking around, of course) is the great squeaking of the beds, haha.. I couldn’t care less but figured you might \n\n*I’m trying to make this prefatory ramble long enough that the notification doesn’t give you a heart attack","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2756"},{"timestamp":1662667799,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:09:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg this is so embarrassing. I’m apologise unreservedly, it was totally him ofc.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2757"},{"timestamp":1662667807,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:10:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure if that applies in the other direction, since this house has had a worse effect on my sex life than a fucking Benedictine monastery","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2758"},{"timestamp":1662667828,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:10:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha I don’t care at all, genuinely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2759"},{"timestamp":1662667828,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:10:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We must test the walls in the next place","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2760"},{"timestamp":1662667849,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:10:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well kieran is a bit of a libido killer haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2761"},{"timestamp":1662667853,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:10:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I only mean it in case you cared 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2762"},{"timestamp":1662667872,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:11:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeaaaah… I think I just haven’t wanted to bring anyone round tbh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2763"},{"timestamp":1662667896,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:11:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With the exception of (1) literally night #1 of being here, and (2) my meth-fuelled week of Grindr, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2764"},{"timestamp":1662667951,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:12:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah it’s weird, I don’t quite understand the physics but I guess it’s a percussive sorta phenomenon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2765"},{"timestamp":1662668100,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yeah, I was and am far too distracted by the incipient hellscape that will be the Post Liz Weeks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2766"},{"timestamp":1662669871,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:44:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God it blows my mind that so many people on the internet are SHOCKED AND DEVASTATED that Queen Liz should die…. I mean, she was like 700 years old, she wasn’t exactly buying green bananas, was she?????","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2767"},{"timestamp":1662669920,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:45:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like please would someone tell me what in the name of the Lord did these godforsaken fucking anencephalic plate-collecting halfwits _expect_? That she’d transform into a butterfly??!?!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2768"},{"timestamp":1662669938,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:45:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They talk about it like she was bloody Jim Morrison..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2769"},{"timestamp":1662669970,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:46:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Taken too soon, only the good die young, she had a good 72 hours left in her”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2770"},{"timestamp":1662669974,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:46:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My Lord","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2771"},{"timestamp":1662669980,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:46:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Fuck off. She would NEVER have put a banana via the royal oesophagus. Fillet steak mignon only with a béarnaise on the side$, medium rare, and don’t you even contemplate scrimping on the chips you c*nt","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2772"},{"timestamp":1662669997,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:46:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And a Diet Coke m’fanwy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2773"},{"timestamp":1662670003,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:46:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, per oesophagum nostrum","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2774"},{"timestamp":1662670033,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:47:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"These people are so dense I’m amazed they don’t just sink into the fucking earth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2775"},{"timestamp":1662670109,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:48:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s just … god it’s a testament to the skill of today’s tertiary neurosurgeons","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2776"},{"timestamp":1662670127,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:48:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t stop laughing at this omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2777"},{"timestamp":1662670201,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:50:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I mean… like, yeah, it’s not exactly the surprise of the fucking century - she was at the opening party for Stonehenge, she was basically a living fossil","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2778"},{"timestamp":1662670223,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:50:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2779"},{"timestamp":1662670246,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:50:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am dreading these few weeks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2780"},{"timestamp":1662670253,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:50:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Jurassic practically darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2781"},{"timestamp":1662670261,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:51:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shocked she outlasted Harrison ford","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2782"},{"timestamp":1662670268,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:51:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2783","attachments":["static/photos/44a6975a-ea1e-4cd5-a97d-cf95a0298fb7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662670304,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:51:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha - though the evidence keeps mounting for the theory that Keith Richards will only be killed by the eventual heat death of the universe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2784"},{"timestamp":1662670308,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:51:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I feel the whole thing was quite stage managed that she was able to appoint a new government and then die","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2785"},{"timestamp":1662670326,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:52:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"She must been in the fridge for a time while","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2786"},{"timestamp":1662670345,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:52:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that feels a bit odd - didn’t Diana also die quite soon after Blair was elected? Or am I misremembering? He was loving it, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2787"},{"timestamp":1662670361,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:52:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah I’m sure of it - next up is Biden","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2788"},{"timestamp":1662670419,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:53:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love that the nutty pro-Biden contingent - who it turns out are as mad as the pro-Trump lot & I don’t know why I’m surprised - are _still suggesting he’ll run for a second term_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2789"},{"timestamp":1662670465,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:54:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like….he couldn’t even fucking run _tout court_, I’m pretty sure he couldn’t _walk_ for one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2790"},{"timestamp":1662670500,"iso":"2022-09-08T21:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Unless they Weekend At Bernie’s him with some marionette-type apparatus","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2791"},{"timestamp":1662677169,"iso":"2022-09-08T23:46:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2792"},{"timestamp":1662677169,"iso":"2022-09-08T23:46:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t read the Rest of the stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2793"},{"timestamp":1662677169,"iso":"2022-09-08T23:46:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But do you have any meth left","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2794"},{"timestamp":1662677236,"iso":"2022-09-08T23:47:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Absolutely- most of a gram, by the looks of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2795"},{"timestamp":1662677295,"iso":"2022-09-08T23:48:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I actually wouldn’t mind some I suppose - I suspect it’s non-vintage meth though, the worse stuff, Veuve Zack NV","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2796"},{"timestamp":1662678512,"iso":"2022-09-09T00:08:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"? I was expecting a quick reply, haha (not that _I_ mind, but I assumed _tu as besoin des drogues_ - so more in case you missed my reply)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2797"},{"timestamp":1662678577,"iso":"2022-09-09T00:09:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was in the tube sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2798"},{"timestamp":1662678597,"iso":"2022-09-09T00:09:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you join me in in 10”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2799"},{"timestamp":1662678606,"iso":"2022-09-09T00:10:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh I thought you were at home, haha - I was curious about your apparent sudden nonchalance 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2800"},{"timestamp":1662678616,"iso":"2022-09-09T00:10:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah absolutely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2801"},{"timestamp":1662678668,"iso":"2022-09-09T00:11:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was wondering about asking Zack whether he could kindly give us some proper meth for our £80 - perhaps not in those exact words - but that shouldn’t make any difference, we can do this stuff and I can ask him also","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2802"},{"timestamp":1662678708,"iso":"2022-09-09T00:11:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I don’t mean free meth for the previous £80, just next time / thenceforth)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2803"},{"timestamp":1662697710,"iso":"2022-09-09T05:28:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw, before I go to bed, just to be clear, I’ll assume you didn’t mean to give away this cardigan & return it unless you explicitly actively want to give it to me… Slightly awkward phrasing, but I’m just experienced enough with giving nice things away while drunk or high that I know how galling it is.. (Herodotus writes of the Gauls or some such group having a custom of repeating when sober any decisions taken while drunk, and while drunk any decisions taken while sober, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2804"},{"timestamp":1662702154,"iso":"2022-09-09T06:42:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling you wore it better anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2805"},{"timestamp":1662702234,"iso":"2022-09-09T06:43:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We finally got some more if you want to join","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2806"},{"timestamp":1662721841,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:10:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh did you? Did you find a good dealer? Sorry, I overslept, and definitely wasn’t gonna wake up at 7 anyway 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2807"},{"timestamp":1662721919,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:11:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I don’t suppose I left my other drugs and my weird nail clipper drug snorting talisman? I’m pretty dead and I’m not remotely reluctant to use some mephedrone to keep myself alert","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2808"},{"timestamp":1662722052,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:14:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha I did eventually lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2809"},{"timestamp":1662722077,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:14:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll take a look for you darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2810"},{"timestamp":1662722078,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:14:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You think as good as Zack’s 2022 vintage (as opposed to Zack NV)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2811"},{"timestamp":1662722083,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:14:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"?*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2812"},{"timestamp":1662722102,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:15:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks!! I’d not have left it anywhere weird, but I s’pose it could’ve fallen or whatev","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2813"},{"timestamp":1662722115,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:15:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh much much better","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2814"},{"timestamp":1662722134,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:15:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah fuck it I think I’ll get some to keep me awake - it’s nonpareil for that purpose","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2815"},{"timestamp":1662722159,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:15:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How much is it? Mind you, even £130 for proper stuff is better than £80 for Zack NV","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2816"},{"timestamp":1662722325,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:18:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I got stuff for 70","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2817"},{"timestamp":1662722337,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:18:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I bring you some down?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2818"},{"timestamp":1662722366,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:19:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god I wouldn’t mind a tiny amount, at all, but don’t worry about giving me too much - I don’t need much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2819"},{"timestamp":1662722373,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:19:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly probably even an old pipe would do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2820"},{"timestamp":1662722401,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:20:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually if I could possibly recover one of those pipes temporarily … and maybe also borrow one of your lighters? Did you sort those out? Happy to pay","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2821"},{"timestamp":1662722437,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:20:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh this is a gross habit. I’m so cross with myself, I think I’m going to pack it in all together.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2822"},{"timestamp":1662722440,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:20:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, to buy one from you I mean - paying to borrow a lighter would be a bit absurd, but given they seem essentially unreusable, maybe a bit silly to talk of ‘borrowing’ one too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2823"},{"timestamp":1662722463,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:21:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel better after that brief interstice - honestly, as long as I’m not thinking about heroin, I’m happy, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2824"},{"timestamp":1662722496,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:21:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though, as Solon said, call no man happy until he’s dead not from a heroin overdose","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2825"},{"timestamp":1662722574,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:22:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can come grab some btw - hardly seems fair to expect delivery, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2826"},{"timestamp":1662723073,"iso":"2022-09-09T12:31:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey is there any chance I could grab another lighter?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2827"},{"timestamp":1662729090,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:11:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw Isaac seemed like a sweet guy! For some reason at first - literally very possibly as simple as “he’s in Alex’s usual role/place” - I was worried he was going to be a bit chippy, but he seems like a very cool person :)\n\n^ He should get in touch with my sister if he doesn’t know anyone in Cambridge, since Flo *does* know anyone in Cambridge, lol (she’s far more gregarious than I am)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2828"},{"timestamp":1662729129,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:12:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m still annoyed that my proposal of ‘erat [regina]’ as the meaning of ‘E’ in ‘ER’ got lost in the noise, lol..)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2829"},{"timestamp":1662729132,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:12:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I’m grateful of any excuse to bring up Catullus 16 😁","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2830"},{"timestamp":1662729141,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:12:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also also: good meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2831"},{"timestamp":1662729172,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:12:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ might ask you at some point for the number, but not urgent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2832"},{"timestamp":1662729590,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:19:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ having said that, he _was_ very fascinated by my ethnicity, which is totally understandable and welcome _iff he didn’t_ keep forgetting each previous discussion and asking that I explain my whole genealogy again 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2833"},{"timestamp":1662729849,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:24:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think he also seemed to be of the impression that I was some very recent immigrant to this country, and kept falling back on that explanation when I was eg bemused by the Cult of the Queen Deity, haha… I get it though, obviously that’s his own background, but I don’t think I quite conveyed that, like, even my grandmother boarded in England, went to Cam, that her mother was English, that her family had houses in Ken even when she was a child, that my detachment from England is maybe one third due to my ethnicity but two thirds due to coming from a section of London that doesn’t really feel any fealty towards flags and Sunday roasts and all that \n\nLong message but it’s quite an interesting topic I guess … for me, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2834"},{"timestamp":1662730122,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:28:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I don’t mean he immigrated himself - if I remember rightly it was his parents who did(?).. Anyway, totally inoffensive in that racial sense, more just a repetitive conversation, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2835"},{"timestamp":1662730227,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:30:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh he’s so sweet. Such good fun as well, I really ought to see more of him. I think it’s so admirable that he’s going back to university a bit later on. He certainly won’t have any problems making friends, but it would nice to put him in touch with Flo.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2836"},{"timestamp":1662730302,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:31:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes I’ll send it to yiu. I’ll just ask him first, I do t w at him to get weird. Haha he wanted come in last nights very handsome guy ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2837"},{"timestamp":1662730389,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:33:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yes I thought that was a bit odd too. I wouldn’t dream of asking anyone, especially not someone I’ve just met lol.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2838"},{"timestamp":1662731764,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:56:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, you have her number I think, from when we thought the wrong Eoghain Murphy sister had died (sorry, that’s a terrible thing to say, but you know what I mean)..\n\nAnd yeah, I was worried he’d be some insecure person who’d go on about Cambridge interminably, but I can’t remember his mentioning it at all of his own volition - I think in the end I said more about it than he did, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2839"},{"timestamp":1662731840,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:57:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thanks! And, uh, he wanted to come in a handsome guy? Haha I might be more able to parse this if I knew whether ‘he’ = Isaac or the dealer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2840"},{"timestamp":1662731948,"iso":"2022-09-09T14:59:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nah I didn’t mind at all in that political way - he clearly was interested because it’s his own background, and honestly even from ordinary English white people I’d never begrudge someone their innocent curiosity (I love my sister but I hate her - really, a very big culture of people’s - resentment of innocent interest … it’s like they want to go back to segregation or something, where white people don’t try to learn about other cultures or become friends with other people)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2841"},{"timestamp":1662732041,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:00:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ not that I’m not amused by those conversations - eg that “where are you from?” now very clearly to me means “why are you brown?”, lol - but it’s almost never malign","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2842"},{"timestamp":1662732129,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:02:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Where are you from?” \n“Canonbury - like, near Islington”\n“But like where are your *parents* from?”\n“Uh, my mum was born in Islington, and my dad nearby”\nEtc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2843"},{"timestamp":1662732181,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:03:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though honestly I just skip straight to my grandma now, and go on about curries and my wonderful connection with my homeland and all that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2844"},{"timestamp":1662732214,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:03:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“When she was a child, in the paddy fields, with the tigers…”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2845"},{"timestamp":1662732239,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:03:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can sorta take Little Black Sambo and change the names around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2846"},{"timestamp":1662732527,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:08:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It reminds me of her story about my aunt taking in leftover cake from Fitzbillies (Cambridge institution) for lunch at school after her birthday, and one of the teachers asking if cake was a traditional Sri Lankan thing to eat for lunch, lmao\n\nI guess I find it silly in the same way my sister does, but to me it’s more amusing than somehow offensive, and I don’t take the view that most people are evil and odious and hateful (in both senses) etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2847"},{"timestamp":1662732695,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:11:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I also did wonder if he was somehow ‘into’ me, esp when he was trying to lay back on me (I’m not sure of the word - sorta in a recumbent posture).. But given my current messiness and bad clothes and inattention to my looks, I dunno - maybe it was more for some other reason, not sexually/romantically","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2848"},{"timestamp":1662735405,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:56:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw is there any chance I could get the number for this guy, if he’s happy to give it? (I’m also very happy to buy some of your stuff but only if I were doing you a favour rather than the other way around … essentially I would like to transform money into hard stimulant drugs in some way so as to keep myself awake)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2849"},{"timestamp":1662735445,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:57:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ it’s great but it wears off before THAT long for me (like any meth obv), whence the request","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2850"},{"timestamp":1662735455,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:57:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I will reply to the above in a bit I’m just a little tired haha. I’ll send him a message x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2851"},{"timestamp":1662735467,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:57:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I don’t mind at all about the above","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2852"},{"timestamp":1662735498,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:58:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I only send stuff to people for them to read it rather than as a “Blah blah blah. Discuss.”-type essay question, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2853"},{"timestamp":1662735516,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:58:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for asking the purveyor of fine meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2854"},{"timestamp":1662735526,"iso":"2022-09-09T15:58:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eternally obliged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2855"},{"timestamp":1662735782,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:03:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"+44 7376 677999","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2856"},{"timestamp":1662735790,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:03:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s called Bernard :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2857"},{"timestamp":1662735797,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:03:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, grazie mille!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2858"},{"timestamp":1662735824,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:03:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Odd name for a drug dealer but I won’t turn him away","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2859"},{"timestamp":1662735956,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:05:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s very sweet, took a zip car to come round from south ken","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2860"},{"timestamp":1662736157,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:09:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahh, nice! Yeah it makes for shall we say a piquant contrast with Zack and his inability to travel about 500m in less than 4 hours","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2861"},{"timestamp":1662736809,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:20:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah wait, should I WhatsApp or text? Or call?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2862"},{"timestamp":1662736828,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:20:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2863"},{"timestamp":1662736835,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:20:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"WhatsApp xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2864"},{"timestamp":1662736858,"iso":"2022-09-09T16:20:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect - he seems offline but given the time im sure he won’t be long! Thanks so much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2865"},{"timestamp":1662739320,"iso":"2022-09-09T17:02:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you having any problems with the wifi?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2866"},{"timestamp":1662739340,"iso":"2022-09-09T17:02:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I don’t know what’s going on - I’ve switched to my mobile tbh, & if it carries on then I’ll call them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2867"},{"timestamp":1662739371,"iso":"2022-09-09T17:02:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, did you get in touch with this Bernard guy? He hasn’t yet replied (I did happen briefly to open it and he was online, so… 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2868"},{"timestamp":1662739379,"iso":"2022-09-09T17:02:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh. Shall I turn the box on and off, that usually helps ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2869"},{"timestamp":1662739399,"iso":"2022-09-09T17:03:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Where actually is the box? I have no memory of that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2870"},{"timestamp":1662739429,"iso":"2022-09-09T17:03:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For me I’m fine - if you can’t connect whatever to your phone, I’m v happy to go down (I assume it’s somewhere downstairs)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2871"},{"timestamp":1662750836,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:13:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Waaaait, I just noticed you gave me earlier (or somehow put on my chest of drawers since then?!) a pink bag I’m guessing of meth? Is that for safekeeping? If it’s a gift I certainly can’t take it without paying you, not in addition to this cardigan, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2872"},{"timestamp":1662753204,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:53:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes let me think about that, as half of it is Isaac’s haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2873"},{"timestamp":1662753216,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:53:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did Bernard arrive?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2874"},{"timestamp":1662753331,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:55:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2875","attachments":["static/photos/d81de826-f4e8-4211-9a83-ba6629cc0451.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662753357,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:55:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok you prob have no sense of scale in that photo - I’ll show you later haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2876"},{"timestamp":1662753377,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:56:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, he did - I guess that photo kinda answers your question lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2877"},{"timestamp":1662753391,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:56:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Beautiful haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2878"},{"timestamp":1662753416,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:56:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah no probs at all - I mean honestly I probably would’ve assumed it was meant for me and taken some, except luckily I only saw it, well, 10 seconds before I asked you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2879"},{"timestamp":1662753436,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:57:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Luckily for you, I mean, and Isaac 😅)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2880"},{"timestamp":1662753457,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:57:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait so why _did_ you leave it there? (Maybe you said and I didn’t hear or profess)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2881"},{"timestamp":1662753460,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:57:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"process*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2882"},{"timestamp":1662753557,"iso":"2022-09-09T20:59:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I can’t remember I think I was worried there wasn’t enough in the pipe. In anycase I can’t imagine issac wanting it, nor me ( ima try abstaining for a while haha). It’s it’s yours if you want it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2883"},{"timestamp":1662754766,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:19:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you sure you can’t imagine Isaac wanting it? I’ve just got 3g - for not much reason other than to get him here faster - so I really have no need of it… Though maybe as a gift it’s a white elephant of sorts - the habit, at least","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2884"},{"timestamp":1662754865,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:21:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2885","attachments":["static/photos/52eec4f1-aff1-4fea-93d7-9cf7d874c672.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662754923,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:22:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg you got 3 grams haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2886"},{"timestamp":1662754944,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:22:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As for Isaac, and also for you tonight: I never really know whether an offer of meth is a kind thing or a poisoned chalice - it’s a bit of a nightmare","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2887"},{"timestamp":1662754957,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:22:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(When not solicited, I mean)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2888"},{"timestamp":1662754961,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:22:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yupppp","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2889"},{"timestamp":1662754968,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:22:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol what is up with the Wifi. It’s driving me mad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2890"},{"timestamp":1662754986,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:23:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2891","attachments":["static/photos/11f8c98a-813d-4425-bca8-e991a7da3677.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662755012,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:23:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me ask Isaac I’m sure he won’t mind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2892"},{"timestamp":1662755017,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:23:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2893"},{"timestamp":1662755025,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:23:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s so hot right","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2894"},{"timestamp":1662755053,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:24:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I honestly have no clue - my first suspicion was that I failed to pay the bill (ie my card expired or was replaced and I didn’t update it, which has happened at least with other bills of mine) … but I haven’t had either of those things happen lately, and this is also like midway between bill dates (~= end of month iirc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2895"},{"timestamp":1662755083,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:24:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ they charge me by card for some reason, not by direct debit (bank account)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2896"},{"timestamp":1662755157,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:25:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, earlier in the day I’d have had a different attitude (lol) but now I’d just give it to Isaac unless it will lead him into iniquity and ruination","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2897"},{"timestamp":1662755234,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:27:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah 100%, though I don’t know if it’s his looks - he just has a hot voice (and weirdly middle-class accent?! not saying that’s relevant to his hotness), and demeanour, and he seems very sweet and kind and talkative","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2898"},{"timestamp":1662755256,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:27:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I get the sense he does a brisk trade in HNH Grindr parties","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2899"},{"timestamp":1662755459,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:30:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah I would 1000% sleep with him… lol I’d be the only person to sleep with his dealer for free*\n\n*#1 object of my grandmother’s opprobrium (‘for free’) but sometimes ‘free’ just doesn’t read the same way 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2900"},{"timestamp":1662755632,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:33:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2901","attachments":["static/photos/fc71136d-780f-42ed-8868-44195f494a6d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662755839,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:37:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ffs 😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2902"},{"timestamp":1662755852,"iso":"2022-09-09T21:37:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s as if they’re trying to brainwash us","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2903"},{"timestamp":1662759214,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:33:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2904"},{"timestamp":1662760165,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:49:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Omg LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2905"},{"timestamp":1662760174,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:49:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is an absolute classic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2906"},{"timestamp":1662760214,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:50:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait that’s tonight? 😂 Are you still taking the stuff? Do you think he’s gay? That seems quite wild to me but then I s’pose I only saw him for a minute or so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2907"},{"timestamp":1662760223,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:50:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, get this as well:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2908"},{"timestamp":1662760229,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:50:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2909","attachments":["static/photos/b940aabd-84a3-48de-a562-f8bd2c2232ab.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662760281,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:51:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh he’s def gay, he was flirting with me last night. If only issac wasn’t here haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2910"},{"timestamp":1662760294,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:51:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_And verily she lived alongside us,_ cheek by jowl, if cheeks were separated from jowls by colossal palace walls patrolled by hundreds of guards with Marge Simpson hats, and only strayed outside in a huge armoured Rangie with police escort…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2911"},{"timestamp":1662760348,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:52:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She lived in a palace only because she couldn’t bear to see the suffering of her compatriots… If she saw people starving or freezing to death after their benefits were cut, she might have felt impelled to give them a few quid off her to prevent their imminent deaths!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2912"},{"timestamp":1662760367,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:52:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(That’s also why none of them could live in her 770-room palace, nor the others, nor at least get to kill and eat the swans)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2913"},{"timestamp":1662760378,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:52:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2914"},{"timestamp":1662760452,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:54:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"… we at the BBC mourn her not because we and the public are snivelling cap-doffing forelock-tugging troglodytes who couldn’t get any more absurd without ‘false consciousness’ tattooed on their face – no, not at all – but because she did her *duty* and lived a life of *service*, which duty and which service were apparently 'to wear silly hats and wave at people from a distance'. Not for her some easy job like coal mining or emergency medicine!!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2915"},{"timestamp":1662760482,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:54:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Truly she made those people at MSF look like shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2916"},{"timestamp":1662760706,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:58:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So we have to mourn her death in repeat on 24-hour news, with people crying in public, like the clips from fucking North Korea which we laughed at after Kim Jong-Il died, because otherwise quicker than you can say panem et circenses the public might realise that they have a pathological parasocial attachment to someone who is *essentially* just a random enormously rich aristocrat whose family we have forced into a bizarre Truman Show reality in a kind of ancestral torture, and none of us can stop talking insane drivel and look at this with clear eyes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2917"},{"timestamp":1662760722,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:58:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’m done ranting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2918"},{"timestamp":1662760732,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:58:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But oh my god I just can’t","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2919"},{"timestamp":1662760736,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:58:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With this week","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2920"},{"timestamp":1662760742,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:59:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also seriously","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2921"},{"timestamp":1662760746,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:59:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2922"},{"timestamp":1662760767,"iso":"2022-09-09T22:59:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He was laughing to me about how you ran up like a crazy person in your underwear, lmao","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2923"},{"timestamp":1662760836,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:00:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think you hit the nail on the head haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2924"},{"timestamp":1662760850,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:00:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahah they were my home shorts","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2925"},{"timestamp":1662760868,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:01:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I had underwear underneath","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2926"},{"timestamp":1662760881,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:01:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha in a good way 🥺","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2927"},{"timestamp":1662760887,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:01:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I guess it just looked like that (assuming it was the same you went to the newsagent in!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2928"},{"timestamp":1662760906,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:01:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah, absolutely, fondly, no it wasn’t in a bad way at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2929"},{"timestamp":1662760913,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:01:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think he was just amused","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2930"},{"timestamp":1662760922,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:02:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh there’s still hope hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2931"},{"timestamp":1662760942,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:02:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should ask him on a date 😁","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2932"},{"timestamp":1662760950,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:02:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He seems like he MUST have an interesting story","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2933"},{"timestamp":1662760960,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:02:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes those shorts do seem to raise a few eyebrows","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2934"},{"timestamp":1662760967,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:02:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t think London is ready for them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2935"},{"timestamp":1662760977,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:02:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Too revealing ahha a","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2936"},{"timestamp":1662761003,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:03:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yes marriage material","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2937"},{"timestamp":1662761003,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:03:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I think if they got any higher they might well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2938"},{"timestamp":1662761014,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:03:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"My parents will be so proud","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2939"},{"timestamp":1662761021,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:03:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I’m enjoying this season","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2940"},{"timestamp":1662761030,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:03:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2941"},{"timestamp":1662761079,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:04:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quite… gosh this reminds me of the time I brought a porn actor (idk what to call them but ‘pornstar’ feels like some A-list thing) home and had an unimaginably awkward time that I think I’ve repressed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2942"},{"timestamp":1662761086,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:04:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2943","attachments":["static/photos/cf781b83-94e7-42a0-950f-e39b41d03275.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662761094,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:04:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"home when I was a teenager at my parents, if unclear, sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2944"},{"timestamp":1662761102,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:05:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha wait let me find this tweet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2945"},{"timestamp":1662761121,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:05:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahhahahahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2946"},{"timestamp":1662761125,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:05:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Who was he?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2947"},{"timestamp":1662761187,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:06:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2948","attachments":["static/photos/572824b6-e6b2-4980-8b20-df8c8548152e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662761213,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:06:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think his porn name was Kayden Spike fwiw - he was Daniel something, I can’t remember his last name but can look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2949"},{"timestamp":1662761219,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:06:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Now Daniela I believe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2950"},{"timestamp":1662761336,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:08:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just realised it doesn’t exactly redound to my credit that I remember his ‘porn surname’ but not his real one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2951"},{"timestamp":1662761396,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:09:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be clear, I think I watched the porn out of academic interest but I’m not a fan, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2952"},{"timestamp":1662761404,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:10:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaaaaaaaanyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2953"},{"timestamp":1662761421,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:10:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait are you still avec garçon?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2954"},{"timestamp":1662761459,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:10:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait sorry you got a Deliveroo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2955"},{"timestamp":1662761471,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:11:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Jamias pas avoir un garçon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2956"},{"timestamp":1662761472,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:11:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I momentarily thought it was a guy and somehow that stuck in my brain, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2957"},{"timestamp":1662761481,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:11:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I realise my mistake","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2958"},{"timestamp":1662761500,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:11:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😬😬😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2959"},{"timestamp":1662761500,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:11:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha - that settles the neurotoxicity debate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2960"},{"timestamp":1662761523,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:12:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well I suppose you went with the best odds","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2961"},{"timestamp":1662761628,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:13:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I just leant on the remote and bloody Prince Charles’s face flickered to life right next to me, looking as he always does like a sort of sad plate that was cursed with a soul","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2962"},{"timestamp":1662761663,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:14:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just can’t say King Charles (certainly not without looking back fondly on what happened to the first one)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2963"},{"timestamp":1662761679,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:14:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait I can just do more meth, I’ll do that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2964"},{"timestamp":1662761685,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:14:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahahah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2965"},{"timestamp":1662761706,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:15:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I imagine Liz hoped it would be some kind of omen","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2966"},{"timestamp":1662761716,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:15:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes they take every opportunity to remind everyone he’s King now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2967"},{"timestamp":1662761731,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:15:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so sick of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2968"},{"timestamp":1662761735,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:15:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You can’t escape it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2969"},{"timestamp":1662761752,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:15:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it’s an absolute nightmarish lava-filled hellscape","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2970"},{"timestamp":1662761781,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:16:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s like a fucking scopolamine-induced dream sequence","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2971"},{"timestamp":1662761795,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:16:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’d have to be blind and deaf not to notice, and even at that you’d know every minute and detail of what was going on haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2972"},{"timestamp":1662761853,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:17:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I can’t even escape it on fucking Deliveroo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2973"},{"timestamp":1662761868,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:17:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really really feel for the first time in my life that I’m living in North Korea","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2974"},{"timestamp":1662761936,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:18:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The amount of utter batshit insane decorticated fucking drivel that I have read in the last 49 hours is enough to fertilise all of Mesopotamia","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2975"},{"timestamp":1662761952,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:19:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, I meant to write 48 but I guess that sounds quite precise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2976"},{"timestamp":1662761965,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:19:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ugh god I’m even bored of my own bloody messages at this point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2977"},{"timestamp":1662762014,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:20:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What more can you say? Carolus Rex, may God deliver us","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2978"},{"timestamp":1662762137,"iso":"2022-09-09T23:22:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’m also deathly bored, but since it’s only you here I may get something off Grindr instead of Deliveroo…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2979"},{"timestamp":1662770983,"iso":"2022-09-10T01:49:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2980","attachments":["static/photos/ee5223f9-cda4-4200-93ec-c0ddd124dc93.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662770983,"iso":"2022-09-10T01:49:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2981","attachments":["static/photos/905aa956-7ec7-4af5-9be2-dfed536b320d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662772453,"iso":"2022-09-10T02:14:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also Kieran _still_ isn’t back, I wonder if he’s died or been further disfigured in some terrible plane crash or train derailment??\n\n(Should that terrible event come to pass, I’d of course be devastated, much like Prince Charles on this _dies horribilis_, bounding and skipping along on the news, maddened by grief)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2982"},{"timestamp":1662778563,"iso":"2022-09-10T03:56:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2983","attachments":["static/photos/60b6144f-d3a6-47b8-b2cb-22a2a361baab.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662801719,"iso":"2022-09-10T10:21:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2984"},{"timestamp":1662801724,"iso":"2022-09-10T10:22:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Same as losing your granny 👵","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2985"},{"timestamp":1662804375,"iso":"2022-09-10T11:06:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2986"},{"timestamp":1662804382,"iso":"2022-09-10T11:06:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Next it’ll be on Grindr haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2987"},{"timestamp":1662804436,"iso":"2022-09-10T11:07:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2988"},{"timestamp":1662805304,"iso":"2022-09-10T11:21:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"‘Further disfigured’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2989"},{"timestamp":1662805334,"iso":"2022-09-10T11:22:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"GIF omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2990"},{"timestamp":1662811316,"iso":"2022-09-10T13:01:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha I have seen it on Grindr, though mercifully I think mostly people are joking.. But yeah, I’ve seen a handful of temporary usernames like ‘RIP Queen Liz ❤️’\n\n(Also, like, she’s been resting in peace for the past fucking 30-odd years, jesus)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2991"},{"timestamp":1662811625,"iso":"2022-09-10T13:07:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Words fail me….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2992"},{"timestamp":1662811723,"iso":"2022-09-10T13:08:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/j8v_XqFO8Bc\n\nMe right now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2993"},{"timestamp":1662811776,"iso":"2022-09-10T13:09:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(^think I was unconsciously echoing one of the lines from that scene in this message)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2994"},{"timestamp":1662814940,"iso":"2022-09-10T14:02:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OMG lol -> https://youtu.be/zrCT7SOg1mw","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2995"},{"timestamp":1662814971,"iso":"2022-09-10T14:02:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Your Spotify thing made me want to watch the Prince Phillip one again - the real one - and I can’t believe people have moved so quickly with the memes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2996"},{"timestamp":1662815019,"iso":"2022-09-10T14:03:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I genuinely wasn’t even looking for one for her - god, whoever made that (“1 day ago”) absolutely restored my faith in humanity","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2997"},{"timestamp":1662816471,"iso":"2022-09-10T14:27:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also: let’s give this stuff to Isaac, at least if he ever does it himself / with others not including you (?) - basically unless it’s a poisoned chalice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2998"},{"timestamp":1662816504,"iso":"2022-09-10T14:28:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah I think I’m just a lotus eater by nature and will prob carry on doing it until it runs out, so at least disposing of the extra gram might help","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-2999"},{"timestamp":1662831050,"iso":"2022-09-10T18:30:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1568291682914902017\n\nSomeone explain to me where we went astray since the 60s…. when a literal Tory peer (Lord Altrincham) could say all this:\n\n> She will not, however, achieve good results with her present style of speaking, which is frankly “a pain in the neck”.\n\n> Like her mother, she appears to be unable to string even a few sentences together without a written text. \n\n> The personality conveyed by the utterances which are put into her mouth is that of a priggish schoolgirl, captain of the hockey team.\n\n> When she has lost the bloom of youth the Queen's reputation will depend, far more than it does now, upon her personality.\n\n> Many influential people, of varying political opinions, are able to combine a high regard for the Royal Family with a fundamental scepticism as to the viability of the institution. This is not the militant republicanism of the young Joseph Chamberlain, but as a state of mind it is more dangerous, because it is so mild and elusive.\n\nLike, can you _imagine_ the BBC saying _any of that_ nowadays??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3000"},{"timestamp":1662831093,"iso":"2022-09-10T18:31:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Goddammit I’m so bored, this is absurd.. more like ennui than boredom - I think I’m going stir crazy…. Did you say there was some party tomorrow?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3001"},{"timestamp":1662831188,"iso":"2022-09-10T18:33:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Kieran’s presence just triggers a sort of ‘spooky action at a distance’ where the whole house feels cursed even if not in his presence","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3002"},{"timestamp":1662835850,"iso":"2022-09-10T19:50:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes you must come.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3003"},{"timestamp":1662835861,"iso":"2022-09-10T19:51:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s significantly louder","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3004"},{"timestamp":1662835944,"iso":"2022-09-10T19:52:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yes, apparently we operate a budget gym, or a hold line for a water company","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3005"},{"timestamp":1662842506,"iso":"2022-09-10T21:41:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait is that someone for you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3006"},{"timestamp":1662842510,"iso":"2022-09-10T21:41:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At the door I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3007"},{"timestamp":1662842557,"iso":"2022-09-10T21:42:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry if it’s a stranger- I assume 95% of the time yea boy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3008"},{"timestamp":1662842568,"iso":"2022-09-10T21:42:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it’s not*, not yea boy, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3009"},{"timestamp":1662846078,"iso":"2022-09-10T22:41:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was that Jamison who was downstairs like an hour ago? I’d have checked, but I was holed up in the Zarathustra’s cave that is my room..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3010"},{"timestamp":1662846149,"iso":"2022-09-10T22:42:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If so, (a) did we not tell Kieran he (Jamison) wasn’t welcome, and (b) extrapolating from past observations, I expect it won’t be long till he has keys & is letting himself and Rob into the living room at 9pm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3011"},{"timestamp":1662846848,"iso":"2022-09-10T22:54:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God the last six months in this house has felt like being in one of the cages in the Rat Park experiments..\n\nI know when we were talking about it I quoted that line from Virgil, the _et haec olim meminisse iuvabit_*, but truthfully I’m pretty damn sure I’ll look back on it as six months spent on nothing…in a cave…on drugs. (The inner citadel, lol..)\n\n* ”even these things we will one day look back on with fondness” (more literally: “and these one day will cause us joy to remember”, though I think ‘et’ is in the poetic sense of ‘even’, not ‘and’)\n(I can’t remember the state of your Latin so I’m covering my bases, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3012"},{"timestamp":1662846853,"iso":"2022-09-10T22:54:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Horrid","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3013"},{"timestamp":1662846858,"iso":"2022-09-10T22:54:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I might look at some flats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3014"},{"timestamp":1662846879,"iso":"2022-09-10T22:54:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll send you anything I find - though at this point I assume we’re neither of us expecting to move from here directly to the next place","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3015"},{"timestamp":1662854606,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:03:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh btw did Kieran say whether - and, if so, when - mister _ceci n’est pas une Jamison_ is coming back here?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3016"},{"timestamp":1662854633,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:03:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just hoping I have time to make some toast, and I swear I can hear jamisonic noises in the distance","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3017"},{"timestamp":1662854675,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:04:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh he didn’t say. Knowing kieran he’ll come in like a baby elephant, with some awful person he picks up on soho","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3018"},{"timestamp":1662854684,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:04:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Like the meth guy from freedom bar","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3019"},{"timestamp":1662854787,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:06:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, Methistopheles? What the hell happened with him in the end? I faintly remember Kieran going on in very gross terms about wanting to have sex with him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3020"},{"timestamp":1662855446,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:17:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s probably fallen down some horrible drug hole","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3021"},{"timestamp":1662855454,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:17:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe he’ll be back tonight","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3022"},{"timestamp":1662855461,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:17:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If there isn’t anyone worse haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3023"},{"timestamp":1662855474,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:17:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha - dum spiro spero","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3024"},{"timestamp":1662855486,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:18:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Although I’m not doing much breathing right now I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3025"},{"timestamp":1662855486,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:18:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3026"},{"timestamp":1662855528,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:18:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha…. god, I so dread his returns","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3027"},{"timestamp":1662855544,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:19:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just casts a pall over the place","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3028"},{"timestamp":1662855558,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:19:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, next year in Jerusalem!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3029"},{"timestamp":1662855566,"iso":"2022-09-11T01:19:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or Belgravia or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3030"},{"timestamp":1662886181,"iso":"2022-09-11T09:49:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What on earth was we shouting about at 6:30","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3031"},{"timestamp":1662886260,"iso":"2022-09-11T09:51:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If it wasn’t for you here I wouldn’t bother in th slightest. What really annoys me as since we’re moving, the very little consideration he has to begin with is just gone.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3032"},{"timestamp":1662887494,"iso":"2022-09-11T10:11:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3033"},{"timestamp":1662888701,"iso":"2022-09-11T10:31:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"GIF omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3034"},{"timestamp":1662900893,"iso":"2022-09-11T13:54:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shouting about? I can’t remember that 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3035"},{"timestamp":1662900959,"iso":"2022-09-11T13:55:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh, to me? I think the living room door was unlocked, or possibly he meant literally open (I guess possible if you thought I’d close it, and I may have retired to my bedroom without looking in that direction or thinking of it), and he was checking that the cats were inside","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3036"},{"timestamp":1662900999,"iso":"2022-09-11T13:56:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which seems a bit useless to me - the time to check if they’re inside would seem to me to be when the door’s _closed_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3037"},{"timestamp":1662901194,"iso":"2022-09-11T13:59:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, my brain initially parsed ‘consideration’ in the legal sense, and I think that’s probably quite apt… I’m not sure he’s ever been actually considerate of us, or any other human beings, or anything that’s not him, or indeed his own ‘enlightened self-interest’\nor anything other than his immediate gratification","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3038"},{"timestamp":1662901384,"iso":"2022-09-11T14:03:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t mind suffering for the time being as long as he doesn’t actually (uh, to reuse a word, _further_) damage the house and cause us to lose more money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3039"},{"timestamp":1662901450,"iso":"2022-09-11T14:04:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, I do pity him for this - there’s nothing really there besides running around refilling leaky jars","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3040"},{"timestamp":1662901502,"iso":"2022-09-11T14:05:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I mean in the sense of Plato’s kinda crap metaphor, iirc from the end of the Republic)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3041"},{"timestamp":1662901613,"iso":"2022-09-11T14:06:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh for God’s sake…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3042"},{"timestamp":1662901683,"iso":"2022-09-11T14:08:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3043","attachments":["static/photos/98fbba76-dfaf-4e0c-90c0-58f44330432b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662901726,"iso":"2022-09-11T14:08:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit, no, the Gorgias, not the Republic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3044"},{"timestamp":1662908508,"iso":"2022-09-11T16:01:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3045"},{"timestamp":1662908511,"iso":"2022-09-11T16:01:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3046"},{"timestamp":1662908629,"iso":"2022-09-11T16:03:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you around later to look at flats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3047"},{"timestamp":1662908638,"iso":"2022-09-11T16:03:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And did you want to come to that thing later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3048"},{"timestamp":1662909761,"iso":"2022-09-11T16:22:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I realised I have a family thing at half 6, though I’m prob gonna be back by 9 or 10 so it’d depend how late you’re up (for the former) and for the latter how late it starts","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3049"},{"timestamp":1662909843,"iso":"2022-09-11T16:24:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh let me check","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3050"},{"timestamp":1662909855,"iso":"2022-09-11T16:24:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you want to look at flats at some point as well?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3051"},{"timestamp":1662916478,"iso":"2022-09-11T18:14:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that’s what I was referring to as the former (the latter being your, uh, antepenultimate message)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3052"},{"timestamp":1662916494,"iso":"2022-09-11T18:14:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So basically it depends how late you’re up or want to look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3053"},{"timestamp":1662917259,"iso":"2022-09-11T18:27:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, slight change of plan: I think this meth has fucked up my lungs, I can’t really countenance the walking necessary to get to my parents’ (obv not walking the whole way, but to and from stations), and on my mum’s suggestion I’m gonna go to St Mary’s and get some inhalers and possibly oral steroids (apparently) to sort this out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3054"},{"timestamp":1662917279,"iso":"2022-09-11T18:27:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not exactly sure how much difference that makes to our plans - prob means I have a bit more time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3055"},{"timestamp":1662917316,"iso":"2022-09-11T18:28:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no darling, do you need any help?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3056"},{"timestamp":1662917341,"iso":"2022-09-11T18:29:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ Slightly poorly worded - I didn’t tell my mum that it was because of smoking meth, haha, only the symptomatic bits (that my asthma was bad)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3057"},{"timestamp":1662917366,"iso":"2022-09-11T18:29:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks, though I’m good I think! I should be able to walk there without issue","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3058"},{"timestamp":1662917414,"iso":"2022-09-11T18:30:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, it’s not _that_ bad and for now the blue inhaler tempers the worst bits (at the expense of being jittery and looking like I’ve got DTs), it’s just a little bit on the borderline","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3059"},{"timestamp":1662920651,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:24:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3060"},{"timestamp":1662920658,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:24:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want a Valium?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3061"},{"timestamp":1662921862,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:44:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol is it bad to intentionally smoke some of the burned meth before I leave, so my asthma is slightly worse, so I’m likelier to get more effective meds? 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3062"},{"timestamp":1662921895,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:44:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha surely you can play it up more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3063"},{"timestamp":1662921907,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:45:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But yes maybe take a break from the meth 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3064"},{"timestamp":1662922347,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:52:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I’m useless at that - I don’t know if it’s just a hard thing to fake, or if it’s maybe my autism (I vividly remember one part of the Asperger’s diagnostic process that involves telling a story based on some toy figurines - I just absolutely couldn’t, 0%)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3065"},{"timestamp":1662922405,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:53:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I think it’s probably best - I’m mildly apprehensive about this week (last week I was helped a lot by the fact that Zack’s shit batch of meth, iirc, I first got on Saturday and used on Sunday)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3066"},{"timestamp":1662922439,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:53:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then again I’ve got a work retreat - god help me - from like Tuesday for a couple of days, maybe a few, so that puts quite a hard limit on it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3067"},{"timestamp":1662922495,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:54:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, abstaining from pleasure is just not my thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3068"},{"timestamp":1662922513,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:55:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"otium tibi molestum est Catulle","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3069"},{"timestamp":1662922538,"iso":"2022-09-11T19:55:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Probably hideously mangling that line… But yeah- free time is not good for me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3070"},{"timestamp":1662923342,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:09:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3071","attachments":["static/photos/7aec5552-e345-4263-b3a2-3f5797f3b9e6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662923350,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:09:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My least favourite place","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3072"},{"timestamp":1662923363,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:09:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think I’ll ditch it if it goes on too long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3073"},{"timestamp":1662923476,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:11:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should’ve mentioned it’s also impossible to _induce_ bad asthma, as I’m discovering now… well, not without a flight of stairs or a pipe of meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3074"},{"timestamp":1662923502,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:11:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(same reason, only bc it gets better while you’re stationary for ages)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3075"},{"timestamp":1662923518,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:11:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wish I’d taken some meth with me, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3076"},{"timestamp":1662923564,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:12:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha oh darling we should abstain for a while","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3077"},{"timestamp":1662923579,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:12:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s clearly causing bother 😫","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3078"},{"timestamp":1662923673,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:14:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah it’s not really the meth’s fault - I’ve never given a fuck about handling my asthma properly, as a result of which it’s much worse, and just having the right inhaler would have prevented this \n\n(It gets incrementally worse every time it’s aggravated by sth in your environment anyway - meth was a very big factor but inevitably not the only cause)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3079"},{"timestamp":1662923703,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:15:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(incrementally worse … _unless_ you have and use the preventative inhaler, I mean)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3080"},{"timestamp":1662923724,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:15:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Blue one is a very temporary palliative rather than a cure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3081"},{"timestamp":1662923797,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:16:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(For context, given it’s been such a plot device of late: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salbutamol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3082"},{"timestamp":1662924304,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:25:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Come to think of it, I probably ought to tell you what to do if I have an asthma attack","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3083"},{"timestamp":1662924364,"iso":"2022-09-11T20:26:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(which I don’t know, because _fucking miraculously_ I’ve never had an asthma attack, but it’s very possible)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3084"},{"timestamp":1662928496,"iso":"2022-09-11T21:34:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3085","attachments":["static/photos/853de8d4-95d9-4a03-88fd-8f280ae06069.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662933340,"iso":"2022-09-11T22:55:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3086","attachments":["static/photos/67531f50-bbd6-46f7-9b6a-c0d2f9b97639.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662933390,"iso":"2022-09-11T22:56:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am a mystery of medicine, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3087"},{"timestamp":1662938699,"iso":"2022-09-12T00:24:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg I’m just back home abs seeing these messages","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3088"},{"timestamp":1662938706,"iso":"2022-09-12T00:25:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you still at the hospital?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3089"},{"timestamp":1662939573,"iso":"2022-09-12T00:39:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve just discharged myself (to their evident unease but I’m satisfied I’m fine)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3090"},{"timestamp":1662939589,"iso":"2022-09-12T00:39:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I’ll be back in 5-10 mins if you want to look at flats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3091"},{"timestamp":1662941323,"iso":"2022-09-12T01:08:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3092","attachments":["static/photos/7a7cb032-ec30-4c2a-a7ca-63b432b11908.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1662941454,"iso":"2022-09-12T01:10:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Also, I’m back, to be clear - I’m assuming it’s quite likely you’re asleep and thus not going to look at flats, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3093"},{"timestamp":1662954616,"iso":"2022-09-12T04:50:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol is it just me who can hear - actually literally feel - kieran _absolutely railing_ some boy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3094"},{"timestamp":1662954648,"iso":"2022-09-12T04:50:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My brain is very confused about how it feels about this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3095"},{"timestamp":1662973334,"iso":"2022-09-12T10:02:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg fortunately I passed out ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3096"},{"timestamp":1662973508,"iso":"2022-09-12T10:05:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you see then one he brought round yesterday, it looked like the love child between quasimodo and Frankenstein. I almost screamed when I saw him 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3097"},{"timestamp":1662974022,"iso":"2022-09-12T10:13:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha no I didn’t - I thought it might’ve been Mikey based on the voice, but I’m glad to know it wasn’t 😶","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3098"},{"timestamp":1662988976,"iso":"2022-09-12T14:22:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ actually shit I do remember for a terrifying moment it looked like I might not be able to pay the bill because my mobile internet was also cut off due to a failed payment - which is super odd, because I know I’ve always had money - I never bother checking my balance or transactions (partly out of horror, lol) and I’ve confidently got cash out for drugs before and after it failed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3099"},{"timestamp":1662989007,"iso":"2022-09-12T14:23:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"actually I can just check my Monzo and see why it failed / if it failed / if it was even tried 🤦‍♂️ ignore me!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3100"},{"timestamp":1662989108,"iso":"2022-09-12T14:25:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"hahahhaha, if you thought my shorts where short, this guy was guy was practically wearing Y fronts lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3101"},{"timestamp":1662989127,"iso":"2022-09-12T14:25:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol hate when that happens","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3102"},{"timestamp":1662993430,"iso":"2022-09-12T15:37:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/residential/to-let/cheval-place-knightsbridge-london-sw7/knq012255996","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3103"},{"timestamp":1662993438,"iso":"2022-09-12T15:37:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"what do you think of this one?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3104"},{"timestamp":1662998011,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:53:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus… Grindr?! Also, has kieran had / still got some hookup around today, like in the daytime, or is it audio hallucinations from some sort of refractory (mild) meth psychosis?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3105"},{"timestamp":1662998077,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:54:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because I could swear I’ve heard periodic, uh, well, sex, basically (or the noises conventionally consequent upon sex 😂)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3106"},{"timestamp":1662998099,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:54:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg is he in? I thought he went to the office today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3107"},{"timestamp":1662998143,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:55:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s definitely been in up to some point, not sure exactly when, bc he’s walked past my room etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3108"},{"timestamp":1662998158,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:55:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god, I’d rather hear someone hit a bag of cats against a wall that Kieran having sex","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3109"},{"timestamp":1662998166,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:56:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you sure that wasn’t me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3110"},{"timestamp":1662998180,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:56:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(god I’m gaslighting myself now - no I’m absolutely certain I don’t have visual hallucinations)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3111"},{"timestamp":1662998184,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:56:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol I’m not having sex with anyone, just to rule that out haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3112"},{"timestamp":1662998191,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:56:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be clear I mean at some point maybe late this morning, not necessarily since","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3113"},{"timestamp":1662998199,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:56:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3114"},{"timestamp":1662998223,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:57:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah, I mean, *although* I do think I can usually identify who it is without seeing them, I did see him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3115"},{"timestamp":1662998240,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:57:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, either way, this hallucination shit is quite disturbing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3116"},{"timestamp":1662998259,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:57:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh poor you darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3117"},{"timestamp":1662998263,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:57:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want a Valium.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3118"},{"timestamp":1662998267,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:57:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or to go for a walk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3119"},{"timestamp":1662998275,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:57:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They can be so horrible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3120"},{"timestamp":1662998287,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:58:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Kieran seemed quite casual about it but I’ve not experienced anything like that - distrusting my brain - outside maybe one sorta visual hallucination when I had a super high fever as a kid (but that was more psychedelic / hypnopompic/hypnagogic than anything else)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3121"},{"timestamp":1662998311,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:58:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nah I’m fine now, but I do occasionally question whether my senses are lying to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3122"},{"timestamp":1662998342,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:59:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s super fascinating but definitely occasionally, uh, I don’t know what to call it - not emotionally distressing but annoying and tedious","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3123"},{"timestamp":1662998361,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:59:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Seems to last a day or so perhaps after my weekend binges - maybe lack of sleep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3124"},{"timestamp":1662998375,"iso":"2022-09-12T16:59:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway sorry - yeah, I’ll look at that flat & send you some that I happened on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3125"},{"timestamp":1662998469,"iso":"2022-09-12T17:01:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I do think it replays in my head things I’ve recently heard (the most annoying being the buzzing fly I had last weekend just after chasing out a bunch of flies), so it is definitely possible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3126"},{"timestamp":1662998516,"iso":"2022-09-12T17:01:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But sorry, flat hunt is the main thing - I find the hallucination thing fascinating in a cartesian sorta way but it’s a bottomless conversational pit\n\nSo: flat hunt","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3127"},{"timestamp":1663010491,"iso":"2022-09-12T20:21:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you feeling Sam darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3128"},{"timestamp":1663018693,"iso":"2022-09-12T22:38:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62237905/?search_identifier=a96361d607481d2bb7586e11df2593f2","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3129"},{"timestamp":1663059849,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:04:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, how did you sleep? I was going to get some Modafinal","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3130"},{"timestamp":1663059858,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:04:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Was wondering if you still wanted to get some with me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3131"},{"timestamp":1663059938,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:05:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m definitely up for that, if you’re happy for me to send some £ and get some - I prob won’t do it today since it’s already much too late, but it’d be useful tomorrow :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3132"},{"timestamp":1663060004,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:06:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah precisely.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3133"},{"timestamp":1663060031,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:07:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3134"},{"timestamp":1663060083,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:08:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also I hate to be a pain, but can I send you money, it’s just my chip and pin isn’t working so otherwise I’ll have to go to the bank 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3135"},{"timestamp":1663060098,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:08:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know, it’s not too much of an issue either way.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3136"},{"timestamp":1663060134,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:08:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure, I’m not fussed from a money point of view, more from a laziness / time point of view - any chance I could just give you my card to withdraw from?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3137"},{"timestamp":1663060169,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:09:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sure that works 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3138"},{"timestamp":1663060185,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:09:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we get one box for now, and see how we get on?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3139"},{"timestamp":1663060997,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:23:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3140","attachments":["static/photos/f5a56fea-8001-4e24-a3aa-9ae4cf804aa7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663061004,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:23:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3141"},{"timestamp":1663061071,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:24:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that’s nonsense, don’t pay anything - or if you’re really desperate, play along and see what payment method they ask for, and maybe also whether they show any sign of being in the area (or, hell, even in the country)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3142"},{"timestamp":1663061113,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:25:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“we don’t do shits with our clients parcels” sounds like an Indian doing a bad impression of a black person","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3143"},{"timestamp":1663061274,"iso":"2022-09-13T10:27:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHHAHAHAHAHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3144"},{"timestamp":1663069807,"iso":"2022-09-13T12:50:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3145"},{"timestamp":1663069822,"iso":"2022-09-13T12:50:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"2 of many\" lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3146"},{"timestamp":1663069868,"iso":"2022-09-13T12:51:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No idea why Monzo refused the direct debit – or what it even means to 'refuse' an existing direct debit, I wasn't on that team tbh – but will figure it out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3147"},{"timestamp":1663069941,"iso":"2022-09-13T12:52:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3148"},{"timestamp":1663070016,"iso":"2022-09-13T12:53:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Please wait 10 minutes for no reason before clicking your activation link. A perfect amount of time to make some tea, do a few chores, and forget about this process altogether!\"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3149"},{"timestamp":1663070771,"iso":"2022-09-13T13:06:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhahahahah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3150"},{"timestamp":1663070776,"iso":"2022-09-13T13:06:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg this is so ridiculous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3151"},{"timestamp":1663070780,"iso":"2022-09-13T13:06:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3152"},{"timestamp":1663070934,"iso":"2022-09-13T13:08:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3153"},{"timestamp":1663108076,"iso":"2022-09-13T23:27:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3154"},{"timestamp":1663108094,"iso":"2022-09-13T23:28:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit sorry, I meant to reply to your messages - I will now, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3155"},{"timestamp":1663114982,"iso":"2022-09-14T01:23:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry for the delay, I've tried to pack and get everything sorted quickly before, which has succeeded except for the 'quickly', lol... (Still, our train leaves at 10 from Paddington, which - even for me - shouldn't be particularly hard to manage)\n\nTo your actual message… I once saw a woman thrown out of a funeral (of a distant relation) after making a huge show, weeping, sniffling, collapsing to the floor in front of the widow and family, the full English, couldn't get any worse short of actually prising open the coffin and desecrating the corpse. And yeah, damn right she was thrown out, it's obscene, it's a profanation of mourning. *How do people still struggle with this?* \n\nLike, she's not your grandmother. You either have an unhealthy and unreal parasocial attachment, or you're pretending grief you don't feel or understand. To type and post and sign one’s name to that abject pile of brain-damaged maudlin shite ... Jesus wept","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3156"},{"timestamp":1663115140,"iso":"2022-09-14T01:25:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh lol he's also 'infuriated' that The King (capitalised like it's a glam-rock band) and The Queen Consort (female punk outfit perhaps?) aren't given due respect? I mean.... exactly what respect is due them? If it's due them for nothing they did & only for their (his) inherited rank, then of what ultimate value or significance is that respect? If it's due them for something they did, then in the whole of their lives _what the hell can anyone tell me they did?_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3157"},{"timestamp":1663115180,"iso":"2022-09-14T01:26:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway... interesting times, as they say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3158"},{"timestamp":1663175132,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:05:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3159"},{"timestamp":1663175156,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:05:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Very weird to be invited to dinner and then being asked to cook it 😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3160"},{"timestamp":1663176229,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:23:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha, a few things kieran does well? Uh…. incest, noise, and identical-looking Chinese men?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3161"},{"timestamp":1663176256,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:24:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Incest is a bit on the nose, perhaps - should’ve plumped for, like, fraternal-sororal relations","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3162"},{"timestamp":1663176279,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:24:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"SCREAMING 😂😂😂🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3163"},{"timestamp":1663176285,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:24:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t with him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3164"},{"timestamp":1663176322,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:25:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah that’s quite funny - also that it’s at ours and you’ll probably end up cleaning up (sorry, I’ll try to leave my inner citadel & my cave for long enough to clean up)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3165"},{"timestamp":1663176357,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:25:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m not sure this dinner will be any good, we should perhaps warn Edward (I mean not culinarily - though that too - but as an occasion)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3166"},{"timestamp":1663176435,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:27:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes apologies in advance. He’s already got Edward bringing three bottles of wine 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3167"},{"timestamp":1663176525,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:28:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quite…. Also lol I hadn’t read those messages but I love Kieran’s absolutely blithe blanking of my messages while posting his own and addressing it to both of us","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3168"},{"timestamp":1663176620,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:30:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean obviously most of my messages I don’t really intend or even want replies to (I don’t really get the convention of seriatim replies to every single message, however unexpected) but still quite funny in view of that convention","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3169"},{"timestamp":1663177240,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:40:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Honestly he's been so rude, since we've been moving out. Its beginning to get on my nerves. Hopefully Edward gets the measure of him, sooner rather than later.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3170"},{"timestamp":1663177257,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:40:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"on a seperate note, what do you make of this flat?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3171"},{"timestamp":1663177259,"iso":"2022-09-14T18:40:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127008530#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3172"},{"timestamp":1663179967,"iso":"2022-09-14T19:26:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/57844784/?search_identifier=be024fa337bd53a18d94fd45aa1fedb4","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3173"},{"timestamp":1663180179,"iso":"2022-09-14T19:29:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62205782/?search_identifier=bbfe1c6f1833c498044c46ef270eec9c","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3174"},{"timestamp":1663180185,"iso":"2022-09-14T19:29:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"what do you think of this one ☝️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3175"},{"timestamp":1663184564,"iso":"2022-09-14T20:42:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Interesting… He’s been perhaps a bit worse with me, though generally _personable_, while shitty at the same time… Possibly the one thing that pissed me off was his not-exactly-churlish-but-nor-charitable response when I apologised for using the toaster at 1am - the thought hadn’t crossed my mind before, but after he was like “it’s ok”, I did think I shouldn’t be apologising for a transgression that was practically _a kindness_ considering his endlessly staying up and shouting both outside and underneath my bedroom (ie the kitchen), at 3am, without the slightest consideration that I was even there (except one occasion where I heard him - because of course I could still hear him 🙄- asking Maciek/howeverthefuckitsspelled to be a bit more quiet)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3176"},{"timestamp":1663184618,"iso":"2022-09-14T20:43:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just finishing off dinner at this hotel with work - the above text may be long but it dashed out of my unconscious without the slightest bit of mulling-over required, haha - but I’ll look once I’m done and back in my room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3177"},{"timestamp":1663184706,"iso":"2022-09-14T20:45:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I would never apologise, he’s woken me up several times because.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3178"},{"timestamp":1663184716,"iso":"2022-09-14T20:45:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I may not go to dinner on Friday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3179"},{"timestamp":1663184725,"iso":"2022-09-14T20:45:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think the whole thing is ridiculous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3180"},{"timestamp":1663188225,"iso":"2022-09-14T21:43:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s so awful 🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3181"},{"timestamp":1663200472,"iso":"2022-09-15T01:07:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘Woken up’ as in “sought to wake you up [presumably to ask something or whatev]” or “incidentally woken you up”? He’s definitely done the latter countless times to me, and the former enough, like the time the other night that you mentioned.. I just do not, can not, and will not ever understand what, if anything, goes through his mind..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3182"},{"timestamp":1663200510,"iso":"2022-09-15T01:08:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume it’s like that Homer Simpson monkey scene","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3183"},{"timestamp":1663200601,"iso":"2022-09-15T01:10:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"GIF omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3184"},{"timestamp":1663200670,"iso":"2022-09-15T01:11:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ I just re-read my message for context and I think my wordiness is getting worse - that’s a ludicrous amount of text for such a simple point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3185"},{"timestamp":1663202088,"iso":"2022-09-15T01:34:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Deleted my message since I sent on iMessage (can resend here if you’ve not got & read), but I forgot to say on iMessage: \nYou _absolutely_ shouldn’t be his kitchen coolie, as my grandmother would slightly old-fashionedly put it… I mean, if you helped at all, far better and more enjoyable just to be chef de cuisine and spare everyone from Kieran’s acid and joyless tomato sauce (you can always tell someone who doesn’t taste their food while cooking). Though if I were you, I’d not help, tbh\n\n(Also, sorry for late messages - got back to my room at almost 1 and don’t have to get up till 10, so 🤷‍♂️)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3186"},{"timestamp":1663234229,"iso":"2022-09-15T10:30:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Acid and joyless tomato sauce 🤣🤣🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3187"},{"timestamp":1663234234,"iso":"2022-09-15T10:30:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s so accurate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3188"},{"timestamp":1663234266,"iso":"2022-09-15T10:31:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In might get some stuff from Harrods or Fortnum’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3189"},{"timestamp":1663276941,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:22:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"A short phrase born of long experience, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3190"},{"timestamp":1663276971,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:22:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I had spare theatre tickets this eve","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3191"},{"timestamp":1663276977,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:22:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that wouldn’t hurt… Though makes me wonder: what would be the best place to get genuinely delicious pre-prepared or half-prepared _meals_ for a dinner? I genuinely do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3192"},{"timestamp":1663276984,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:23:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"dk*, bloody autocorrect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3193"},{"timestamp":1663276993,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:23:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve been drinking all day","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3194"},{"timestamp":1663276997,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:23:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When I arrived","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3195"},{"timestamp":1663277004,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:23:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3196"},{"timestamp":1663277009,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:23:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god*, lmao","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3197"},{"timestamp":1663277025,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:23:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry I mis-parsed - imma let you finish","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3198"},{"timestamp":1663277036,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:23:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Edward then arrived","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3199"},{"timestamp":1663277045,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:24:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it’s TONIGHT","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3200"},{"timestamp":1663277047,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:24:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3201"},{"timestamp":1663277052,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:24:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He was the only one around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3202"},{"timestamp":1663277052,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:24:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh thank the lord almighty","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3203"},{"timestamp":1663277055,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:24:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For the theatre","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3204"},{"timestamp":1663277077,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:24:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I started spewing all horrible things about Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3205"},{"timestamp":1663277096,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:24:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I feel awful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3206"},{"timestamp":1663277109,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:25:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I told him to pull the plug on the whole thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3207"},{"timestamp":1663277144,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:25:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know that I even disagree with that, let alone would beat myself up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3208"},{"timestamp":1663277162,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:26:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait tell me more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3209"},{"timestamp":1663277277,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:27:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m with Edward now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3210"},{"timestamp":1663277285,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:28:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve been so angry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3211"},{"timestamp":1663277288,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:28:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When are you home","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3212"},{"timestamp":1663277341,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:29:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, sorry, I seem to have given the impression that I was coming home today (maybe I literally said / even thought that; if so, sorry!).. I’m back tomorrow, iirc midday or some time not late, but let me check the schedule","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3213"},{"timestamp":1663277363,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:29:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3214","attachments":["static/photos/0f9d76a4-3d13-4427-871c-a40f3bd8a561.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663277364,"iso":"2022-09-15T22:29:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3215","attachments":["static/photos/230a9fe8-349d-4a56-b480-fce07ca13712.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663281549,"iso":"2022-09-15T23:39:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3216","attachments":["static/photos/ccf8548c-6191-41ab-a9b2-56e2fd66a442.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663281599,"iso":"2022-09-15T23:39:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Other Paris post is perhaps a bit odd - heroin clouded my judgement a bit - but less uncomfortable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3217"},{"timestamp":1663281631,"iso":"2022-09-15T23:40:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Might reword garçon too since it’s a bit cringe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3218"},{"timestamp":1663281729,"iso":"2022-09-15T23:42:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I hope it goes entirely without saying but I obviously am not embarrassed by _you_, lol - it’s just a bit cloying and harassmenty and also weird when housemates)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3219"},{"timestamp":1663283767,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:16:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3220","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1663283773,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:16:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3221"},{"timestamp":1663283776,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:16:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3222"},{"timestamp":1663283781,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:16:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, shit, sorry, I’m still with work (obv not _at_ work, lol) - I can text!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3223"},{"timestamp":1663283783,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:16:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What’s up?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3224"},{"timestamp":1663283805,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:16:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m trying to convince Edward to ditch the bitch","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3225"},{"timestamp":1663283816,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:16:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha - how can I be of service?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3226"},{"timestamp":1663283842,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:17:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"On another note","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3227"},{"timestamp":1663283852,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:17:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d quite like ti see the queen.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3228"},{"timestamp":1663283863,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:17:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yes I’d like to confirm she’s dead","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3229"},{"timestamp":1663283893,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:18:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So I bit I’d. Tina would. Be amazing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3230"},{"timestamp":1663283895,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:18:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m kidding, lol - as I said, I have no antipathy to her personally… systems, not people)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3231"},{"timestamp":1663283923,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:18:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg. I love you 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3232"},{"timestamp":1663283949,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:19:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you have a lighter and some lift to put in the pipe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3233"},{"timestamp":1663283988,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:19:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah there should be a bag in my drawer next to my bed, though if there’s any chance you could leave some then that’d be nice 🙏 🙏 (I mean, I know you prob wouldn’t take the whole gramme - I think it was that much at least - and you’d be entitled to it anyway, but ah well)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3234"},{"timestamp":1663284041,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:20:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can’t remember where I put the lighter, sorry - you could search around my room, I don’t really mind, but it might not be a pleasant experience and you’re probably better off (assuming you have the wherewithal) getting another cheap one… Sorry, I know it’s yours and again you’re v welcome to search!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3235"},{"timestamp":1663284088,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:21:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry if my room is a mess - I was tossing things around in a rush to leave yesterday morning (and made it onto the train literally as it was leaving - didn’t even have time to apologise to the nice woman whom I accidentally shoved while she was helping me on)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3236"},{"timestamp":1663284102,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:21:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bit of a mare de la nuit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3237"},{"timestamp":1663284107,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:21:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3238","attachments":["static/videos/f4c23b00-b46d-4551-b640-eb8d70dc456c.opus"]},{"timestamp":1663284134,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:22:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"cheval? not sure if female noun is diff (chevale??), lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3239"},{"timestamp":1663284145,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:22:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry I’ve had lots to drink / had to drink lots","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3240"},{"timestamp":1663284218,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:23:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah I can’t write for the same reason for which I can’t talk (ie I’m still with work people)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3241"},{"timestamp":1663284300,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^^ I C A N T T A L K A B O U T M E T H R I G H T N O W ( O R R E A L L Y A B O U T A N Y T H I N G )","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3242"},{"timestamp":1663284320,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:25:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"A M W I T H W O R K ^","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3243"},{"timestamp":1663284382,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:26:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3244","attachments":["static/videos/6597592d-eb8b-4ab2-8d44-2f0a515d985d.opus"]},{"timestamp":1663284536,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:28:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah goddammit - that’s so predictable of kieran.. It’s fine, I’ll take his possessions as collateral","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3245"},{"timestamp":1663284614,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:30:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you sure it’s intentional? Also wdym by ‘for this month’? Just bc I can’t recall if we pay in arrears (ie for the month just past) or in advance, like officially… Do you mean the rent due about a fortnight ago?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3246"},{"timestamp":1663284701,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:31:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, still can’t take a call really rn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3247"},{"timestamp":1663284726,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:32:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry about that- am at table basically","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3248"},{"timestamp":1663284729,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:32:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3249","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1663284758,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:32:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Easy enough to dash off a text, not too hard to listen to an audio thing, diffic to call and speak","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3250"},{"timestamp":1663284781,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:33:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would advise increasing your font size maybe?!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3251"},{"timestamp":1663284917,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:35:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3252","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1663284971,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:36:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you remember where you put the meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3253"},{"timestamp":1663285064,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:37:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In my bedside table drawer- if there’s any chance you could open it over a surface to avoid spilling it (for cats..) I’d be much obliged 🙏 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3254"},{"timestamp":1663285488,"iso":"2022-09-16T00:44:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"sticker omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3255"},{"timestamp":1663325594,"iso":"2022-09-16T11:53:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg sorry about yesterday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3256"},{"timestamp":1663325597,"iso":"2022-09-16T11:53:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was so drunk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3257"},{"timestamp":1663325598,"iso":"2022-09-16T11:53:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3258"},{"timestamp":1663325606,"iso":"2022-09-16T11:53:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When will you be back? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3259"},{"timestamp":1663330634,"iso":"2022-09-16T13:17:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m not sure how to change that. lol I was forever using j’aime with people. It’s a funny one, I always got it confused with J’adore 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3260"},{"timestamp":1663330940,"iso":"2022-09-16T13:22:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Back at 4:20pm apparently - not sure if they’re aware of the reference there, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3261"},{"timestamp":1663331000,"iso":"2022-09-16T13:23:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs at all 😁 I obviously realised we were going in circles after a while, but hey, everyone’s been there!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3262"},{"timestamp":1663331119,"iso":"2022-09-16T13:25:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha it’s less a linguistic error (it expresses what I wanted to express at the time 😂) and more that I now want to purge that awkward bit of history","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3263"},{"timestamp":1663331168,"iso":"2022-09-16T13:26:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ to be clear the photo above is me editing the text - the first _aime_ is not _aime bien_ in the original and (for now) still current post","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3264"},{"timestamp":1663331187,"iso":"2022-09-16T13:26:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that is exactly what I want to purge 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3265"},{"timestamp":1663331195,"iso":"2022-09-16T13:26:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In a nutshell.. haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3266"},{"timestamp":1663331246,"iso":"2022-09-16T13:27:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I was just inserting it in the edit view - then cancelling - to explain the change that I meant)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3267"},{"timestamp":1663334542,"iso":"2022-09-16T14:22:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3268"},{"timestamp":1663334577,"iso":"2022-09-16T14:22:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"See you soon, I’ can take a look at it when you’re back if you like","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3269"},{"timestamp":1663340784,"iso":"2022-09-16T16:06:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.chestertons.co.uk/en-gb/property-to-rent/gb/chelsea+embankment/wel200035","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3270"},{"timestamp":1663340792,"iso":"2022-09-16T16:06:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"what do you think of this?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3271"},{"timestamp":1663347572,"iso":"2022-09-16T17:59:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you back soon! I’ve found a load of properties which we can go through 😝","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3272"},{"timestamp":1663347857,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:04:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am, yeah :) And yeah there’s no uncertainty about the French, it’s really just about whether Instagram shows the original, which would be even more hilariously awkward.. Though I was prob worrying a bit too much, in hindsight","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3273"},{"timestamp":1663347903,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:05:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What’s a good time to look through properties? And relatedly what’s the status of Kieran’s ghastly dinner? I think he said it was starting at 8, which I’m disinclined to believe, given there’s no cooking going on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3274"},{"timestamp":1663347935,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:05:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God it’s going to be such a disaster","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3275"},{"timestamp":1663347981,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:06:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know why he insists on cooking. I mean surely he knows he’s no good at it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3276"},{"timestamp":1663348002,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:06:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God I’m turning in to such a nasty bitch","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3277"},{"timestamp":1663348006,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:06:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m free any time x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3278"},{"timestamp":1663348370,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:12:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I can’t imagine it will turn out well, and I’m somewhat embarrassed if this is the repayment of my (dinner) debt to Edward… \n(Then again, I haven’t repaid that debt in about two years and counting, so maybe it doesn’t hurt that Kieran has at least done something)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3279"},{"timestamp":1663348449,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:14:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, I don’t quite know why he’s actually putting on this dinner & I assume he has some ulterior motive","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3280"},{"timestamp":1663348487,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:14:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, tbqh I’m not sure Kieran has ever had any non-ulterior motives","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3281"},{"timestamp":1663348488,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:14:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes exactly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3282"},{"timestamp":1663348502,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:15:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(…citerior motives? idk)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3283"},{"timestamp":1663348515,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:15:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I pre warned him yesterday. Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3284"},{"timestamp":1663348557,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:15:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I genuinely do not know - same as with his obstreperous nocturnal behaviour.. I’m not sure what, if anything, goes through Kieran’s mind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3285"},{"timestamp":1663348579,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:16:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, pre-warned him of what particular point?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3286"},{"timestamp":1663348598,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:16:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I told Edward it was going to be a disaster","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3287"},{"timestamp":1663348614,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:16:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhhh Edward, I see, I wasn’t quite sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3288"},{"timestamp":1663348656,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:17:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In that case I think it should be OK, if we’ve (or you’ve), like, disowned it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3289"},{"timestamp":1663348720,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:18:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I’m gonna smoke some happy crystals I think, before this disaster unfolds","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3290"},{"timestamp":1663348742,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:19:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I shit I still have your lighter","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3291"},{"timestamp":1663348743,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:19:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Were you thinking of looking at properties beforehand?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3292"},{"timestamp":1663348751,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:19:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries I’ve found mine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3293"},{"timestamp":1663348761,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:19:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, yours","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3294"},{"timestamp":1663348776,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:19:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes. I’m just going to go to M&S and some things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3295"},{"timestamp":1663348784,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:19:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we say 20 mins?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3296"},{"timestamp":1663348808,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:20:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I bought another one last night, and he jokingly asked why I needed it 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3297"},{"timestamp":1663348810,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:20:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might just continue resting for a few mins since I’ve been walking for what feels like bloody days (long story - we missed a train and had two casualties who are now in hospital in Stratford-upon-bloody-Avon)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3298"},{"timestamp":1663348832,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:20:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha that’s great.. wait, you mean the shopkeeper, right? Or kieran?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3299"},{"timestamp":1663348842,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:20:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah 20 mins sounds perfect!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3300"},{"timestamp":1663348852,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:20:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh the shopkeeper","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3301"},{"timestamp":1663350175,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:42:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m free whenever darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3302"},{"timestamp":1663350906,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:55:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3303","attachments":["static/photos/5e87cb61-479a-479f-8296-37256cb44ab3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663350929,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:55:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sadly they’re out of Fiji water or I’d have suggested coupling it with that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3304"},{"timestamp":1663350996,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:56:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Aww thanks darling.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3305"},{"timestamp":1663351013,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:56:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I remember kieran had some so I’ll just ask him when he gets back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3306"},{"timestamp":1663351019,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:56:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Whenever that will be 🫠🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3307"},{"timestamp":1663351057,"iso":"2022-09-16T18:57:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is now a good time to look at flats?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3308"},{"timestamp":1663352167,"iso":"2022-09-16T19:16:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol after all that I’ve managed to exhaust this lighter with about three brief … ‘lightings’? Also yeah kieran always seems to have plasters for some reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3309"},{"timestamp":1663352192,"iso":"2022-09-16T19:16:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Probably bought them like 9 years ago and has refused to throw them away ever since","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3310"},{"timestamp":1663352214,"iso":"2022-09-16T19:16:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LMAO","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3311"},{"timestamp":1663352214,"iso":"2022-09-16T19:16:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, yes, if you’re still around - sorry, wasn’t really monitoring my phone 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3312"},{"timestamp":1663352231,"iso":"2022-09-16T19:17:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’m just upstairs :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3313"},{"timestamp":1663352243,"iso":"2022-09-16T19:17:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool, gimme just 30-60 secs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3314"},{"timestamp":1663352305,"iso":"2022-09-16T19:18:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh btw do you happen to have the lighter fluid upstairs? Or is that downstairs (if you know)? I prob ought to get some more, though also ought to stop my every-weekend (-and-some-weekdays) usage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3315"},{"timestamp":1663352337,"iso":"2022-09-16T19:18:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I haven't seen that anywhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3316"},{"timestamp":1663352352,"iso":"2022-09-16T19:19:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"but I have a new one which seems to work quite well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3317"},{"timestamp":1663361504,"iso":"2022-09-16T21:51:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want to have a puff. I feel so bad for pestering you about it. I’ll be happy to bank transfer, I feel like such a scourge 😰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3318"},{"timestamp":1663373199,"iso":"2022-09-17T01:06:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Contact card omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3319"},{"timestamp":1663373564,"iso":"2022-09-17T01:12:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3320"},{"timestamp":1663380430,"iso":"2022-09-17T03:07:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3321"},{"timestamp":1663386230,"iso":"2022-09-17T04:43:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pont_Street?wprov=sfti1","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3322"},{"timestamp":1663386361,"iso":"2022-09-17T04:46:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ the ‘literary references’ section conveys it I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3323"},{"timestamp":1663390351,"iso":"2022-09-17T05:52:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg I took this video 🤣😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3324"},{"timestamp":1663413898,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:24:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3325","attachments":["static/photos/72a5cc61-8515-4e47-88a2-a23ab61e4875.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663413913,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:25:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3326"},{"timestamp":1663413916,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:25:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha I thought it was kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3327"},{"timestamp":1663413923,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:25:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For some reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3328"},{"timestamp":1663413925,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:25:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think he might be the one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3329"},{"timestamp":1663413939,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:25:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha yeah definitely a fantastic match!!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3330"},{"timestamp":1663413965,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:26:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Qualities definitely not shared by everyone else on my grid","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3331"},{"timestamp":1663413985,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:26:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The man without qualities","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3332"},{"timestamp":1663414016,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:26:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I would prob expect the kitchen to be like that for like a week hence","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3333"},{"timestamp":1663414027,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:27:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3334"},{"timestamp":1663414053,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:27:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean if that his key selling points, I can’t wait to hear more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3335"},{"timestamp":1663414086,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:28:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’ve already accepted that I’ll probably do it at some point 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3336"},{"timestamp":1663414093,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:28:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God that would was awful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3337"},{"timestamp":1663414106,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:28:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I might get him some cooking lessons","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3338"},{"timestamp":1663414128,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:28:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Apparently he’s 30 in a few weeks 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3339"},{"timestamp":1663414787,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:39:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want to do something today? I’ve been so fuzzy, so don’t want to see anyone, as my eyes are a dead giveaway I’ve been up all night ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3340"},{"timestamp":1663415805,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:56:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh dear god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3341"},{"timestamp":1663415839,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:57:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m so glad that my parents were decent cooks and that I picked up at least the fundamentals, the tacit knowledge and all that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3342"},{"timestamp":1663415866,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:57:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah sure, let’s! Wait, did you actually not sleep??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3343"},{"timestamp":1663415887,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:58:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I did stay up a while longer being daft, then slept till not long ago)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3344"},{"timestamp":1663415904,"iso":"2022-09-17T12:58:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I meant to send that Zizek interview - I just can’t stop watching it, hahah: https://youtu.be/xN2ZGSX0cIE","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3345"},{"timestamp":1663416003,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:00:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She’s clearly trying to prosecute the interview in a certain way, and he’s not at all unfriendly but it’s just clearly not his language (figuratively speaking)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3346"},{"timestamp":1663416356,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:05:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol, yah he really doesn’t give a shit, and she’s trying so hard to get a rise out of him 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3347"},{"timestamp":1663416382,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:06:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How many hours did you get?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3348"},{"timestamp":1663416546,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:09:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah exactly.. It reminds me of my delightful evening with that rancid embittered old twink-manqué that Marc Corbett-Weaver was going out with","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3349"},{"timestamp":1663416570,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:09:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"*out with whom Marc Corbett-Weaver was going 🤓","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3350"},{"timestamp":1663416590,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:09:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I actually have no idea - possibly something like 6?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3351"},{"timestamp":1663416621,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:10:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I woke up naturally rather than with an alarm, so can’t’ve been much less","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3352"},{"timestamp":1663416665,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:11:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw could I possibly purloin that gas canister? I was hoping to have some morning meth to get my tachycardia going","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3353"},{"timestamp":1663416672,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:11:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha oh yes him. He’s insane","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3354"},{"timestamp":1663416675,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:11:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Poor thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3355"},{"timestamp":1663416688,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:11:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Probably not a sensible idea but fuck it, I’m somewhat tired and it’s not gonna make a vast difference to anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3356"},{"timestamp":1663416713,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:11:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"His accent is so weird, it’s as if he learnt English from a Liverpudlian 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3357"},{"timestamp":1663416736,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:12:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh of course darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3358"},{"timestamp":1663416743,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:12:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh I can’t quite remember his accent - I think I was trying not to listen","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3359"},{"timestamp":1663416756,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:12:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh the canister","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3360"},{"timestamp":1663416762,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:12:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He was like someone doing a bad ham-acted impression of Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3361"},{"timestamp":1663416763,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:12:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have no idea when that went","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3362"},{"timestamp":1663416772,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:12:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me have a look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3363"},{"timestamp":1663416779,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:12:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh maybe it’s downstairs, I’m not sure - I’ll go and check when I can be bothered","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3364"},{"timestamp":1663416791,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:13:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If it’s up there I can obv come and get it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3365"},{"timestamp":1663416802,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:13:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Je te remercie tres fort","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3366"},{"timestamp":1663416865,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:14:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s not up here, but there’s two other lighters up here I’d that’s any help","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3367"},{"timestamp":1663416884,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:14:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nah that’s fine, I’ll try downstairs in a moment - thanks!! Sorry for the hassle","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3368"},{"timestamp":1663416897,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:14:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no hassle at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3369"},{"timestamp":1663417625,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:27:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw 16:40 is so on the mark","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3370"},{"timestamp":1663417631,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:27:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At least in my view","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3371"},{"timestamp":1663418143,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:35:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you quite sure that thing’s not in your room? I can’t seem to find it anywhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3372"},{"timestamp":1663418155,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:35:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I remember seeing it last night and I bloody wish I could remember where I saw it, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3373"},{"timestamp":1663418167,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:36:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3374"},{"timestamp":1663418175,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:36:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmm let me double check","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3375"},{"timestamp":1663418179,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:36:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the lighter fluid, that is, if that was unclear","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3376"},{"timestamp":1663418190,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:36:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks! Sorry! I may well be wrong","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3377"},{"timestamp":1663418238,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:37:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3378","attachments":["static/photos/99cb05ca-9409-45da-b06e-9181cf50668e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663418254,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:37:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Soz for the hass","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3379"},{"timestamp":1663418302,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:38:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No not at all. I wonder if kieran took it back 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3380"},{"timestamp":1663418317,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:38:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah actually that was my other thought","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3381"},{"timestamp":1663418329,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:38:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling it’s not up here 😕","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3382"},{"timestamp":1663418356,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:39:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"While continuing with his reaction formation - or whatever you’d call it, the lady doth protest too much etc etc - about not doing meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3383"},{"timestamp":1663418375,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:39:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs, I can prob get some from Deliveroo or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3384"},{"timestamp":1663418398,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:39:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually there’s probably SOME fluid in the thing anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3385"},{"timestamp":1663418537,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:42:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I just looked it up to confirm my second-hand half-understanding of Freud / psychoanalytic theory, and this is a very timely bit of research from Wikipedia:\n\n> When Caucasians who actually showed non-racist, egalitarian tendencies were told they scored high for racist tendencies, they gave more money to an African-American panhandler when leaving the testing lab than those who were not accused of harboring racist sentiments.[6]","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3386"},{"timestamp":1663418852,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:47:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you sure you don’t want the other lighter? I think it’s works quite well haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3387"},{"timestamp":1663419256,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:54:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I love that at 28:20 she gives him an out (‘was it a joke?’) and instead he enthusiastically confirms it wasn’t, and launches into the arguments for that particular verboten belief","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3388"},{"timestamp":1663419326,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:55:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, maybe if I could buy it from you at some point that’d be nice (since I can’t quite get it going adequately), though having just screwed up my throat again (from my attempts) it’s reminded me that I really ought to get my script filled before doing anything else","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3389"},{"timestamp":1663419394,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:56:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As part of which about a minute later he gives an elaborate and deeply uncomfortable analogy about how he’s deeply in love with her 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3390"},{"timestamp":1663419525,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:58:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh honestly they don’t cost anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3391"},{"timestamp":1663419529,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:58:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3392"},{"timestamp":1663419538,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:58:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I think his point was right (and reminds me of that line from Auden’s poem: not universal love, but to be loved alone..)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3393"},{"timestamp":1663419554,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:59:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nah I’ll pay the £8 I think you said it cost, lol - or something of that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3394"},{"timestamp":1663419566,"iso":"2022-09-17T13:59:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah I should get going first or I’ll not do it before they close","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3395"},{"timestamp":1663419659,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:00:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no it’s fine. As you said it all comes out in the wash anyway.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3396"},{"timestamp":1663419673,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:01:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Plus I’m sure I’m in your debt anyways haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3397"},{"timestamp":1663419952,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:05:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thank you - well I should also at least get one of my own…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3398"},{"timestamp":1663420024,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:07:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"…or not… I guess that’s part of it, that the smart thing would be to get the right things, buy in bulk, stock up, etc, but in the cold light of day you* feel that to do all of that is to admit that you’ll continue this not-great habit, or even to decide to continue it\n\n*I give up on ‘one’, but to be clear that’s what I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3399"},{"timestamp":1663420077,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:07:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Same way my mum before she quit smoking - before I was born - would buy 10-packs of cigarettes, smoke one, regret it and throw them away, then buy another 10-pack, ….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3400"},{"timestamp":1663420162,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:09:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lmao, another Zizek classic:\n“Can you see why that offended people?” “I see but I still think that I was right.. [long Slovenian explanation]”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3401"},{"timestamp":1663420465,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:14:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also love his extended defence - almost sua sponte - of his own envisioned trans-related toilet partitioning scheme, with _three_ different bathrooms divided along extremely confusing lines (at 32 mins or sth)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3402"},{"timestamp":1663420514,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:15:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eh more like 31:30 actually, but god this is all so brilliant and it’s worth watching the whole thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3403"},{"timestamp":1663420538,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:15:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also that Tony Benn / William Buckley one, excluding the somewhat dull initial 10-15 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3404"},{"timestamp":1663420677,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:17:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“they are searching for their own identity, am I bigender, trigender, transgender, whatever” lmao","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3405"},{"timestamp":1663421025,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:23:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“What is returning now in this new racist right is the worst clichés of postmodernism: there is no objective reality, there are just different stories circulating […]”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3406"},{"timestamp":1663421218,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:26:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My god he’s so on the mark about the weird ‘alt right’ (?) as well as the left \n\nI _hate_ that shit and it’s implicit in far more than it’s explicit in, mostly in the godawful tedious peevish whining about “so-and-so is biased because they endorse what one person believes and not another” …. like yeah, there is a reality, there is truth, _the world is all that is the case_ and _a logical picture of facts is a thought_, etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3407"},{"timestamp":1663421267,"iso":"2022-09-17T14:27:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you removed or assigned a clear explicit consensus meaning to the words ‘bias’ and ‘opinion’ there would be no alt right (ie the whiney nasal-voiced teenager contingent, not plain old conservatives)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3408"},{"timestamp":1663423718,"iso":"2022-09-17T15:08:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3409","attachments":["static/photos/bff51d2c-138a-4cb4-990b-dc78cfcf802d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663423859,"iso":"2022-09-17T15:10:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which I could practically have written myself, if I could bear more than a few seconds of Jordan bloody Peterson (of the classic band Jordan Peterson and the Peevish Whiners)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3410"},{"timestamp":1663423922,"iso":"2022-09-17T15:12:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ, Americans, honestly - I would take our Rod Liddle type Spectator opinionmongers any bloody day of the week (hell, I actually liked A A Gill, in spite of myself)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3411"},{"timestamp":1663424195,"iso":"2022-09-17T15:16:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just a rogues’ gallery of creepy fucking helium-voiced petulant manchildren","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3412"},{"timestamp":1663424228,"iso":"2022-09-17T15:17:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Four minutes to find the _mots justes_ lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3413"},{"timestamp":1663429469,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:44:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol. Love this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3414"},{"timestamp":1663429475,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:44:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you up to?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3415"},{"timestamp":1663429834,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:50:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry, I meant to say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3416"},{"timestamp":1663429846,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:50:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(but got caught in several chats and chores)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3417"},{"timestamp":1663429847,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:50:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3418"},{"timestamp":1663429861,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:51:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The pharmacy closed at 1:30pm as I now realise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3419"},{"timestamp":1663429899,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:51:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not too fussed because that was barely after I woke up iirc, so I’d never have got there - but it does mean I have no chores (besides finally pushing that fucking code)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3420"},{"timestamp":1663430029,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:53:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might also get a new clean pipe… bc I need to stop with this psychology (my possession or privation of a clean pipe has almost certainly zero effect on my stopping or not stopping)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3421"},{"timestamp":1663430093,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:54:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaand dammit could I at some point borrow that lighter? That way I might be able actually to heat it long enough to smoke - as I meant to do like 5 hours ago lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3422"},{"timestamp":1663430124,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:55:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No rush, I’ve got Pig on my lap so I’ll give her 5-10 mins of rest before moving (unless for any reason you’d prefer that I get it sooner)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3423"},{"timestamp":1663430354,"iso":"2022-09-17T16:59:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Before I forget- this is absolutely hilarious if you’ve not seen it: https://youtu.be/ySvcdXZH6KQ\n\n(Just while I’m procrastinating by watching YouTube clips from his shows..)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3424"},{"timestamp":1663430464,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:01:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh drats. That’s annoying, do you have any left 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3425"},{"timestamp":1663430494,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:01:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have a cleaner pipe if you would like it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3426"},{"timestamp":1663433323,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:48:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no it’s fine, this is just for the brown inhaler, which I’ve not had for ages anyway (well, and also for some steroids and other prophylactics)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3427"},{"timestamp":1663433392,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:49:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, perhaps that would be quite nice actually - I might finally come and steal your pipe and lighter whenever there’s a good time 🙏 Then I’ll quickly finish this work, aaand then we can look at some flats, or whatsoever you might want to do, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3428"},{"timestamp":1663433565,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:52:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes perfect x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3429"},{"timestamp":1663433594,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:53:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You have to explain what to do if ever do have an asthma attack","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3430"},{"timestamp":1663433709,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:55:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly I’d imagine the only thing one can do is call an ambulance… Although, considering our closeness to St Mary’s, it honestly may be easier just to call an Uber 🤷‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3431"},{"timestamp":1663433832,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:57:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suspect even if paramedics could make a useful difference at the scene, they still would get there not only after the Uber would _arrive_ (in which case that would be an important advantage) but also after it would …. uh, arrive…. there….. christ why is English such a useless language","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3432"},{"timestamp":1663433876,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:57:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess you could perform an emergency tracheotomy with a biro or something, but I’d probably avoid that, and I’m not sure if it’d even help in the case of asthma (🤔 ??)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3433"},{"timestamp":1663433971,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:59:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll watch a YouTube video","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3434"},{"timestamp":1663433976,"iso":"2022-09-17T17:59:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’ll be fine 😝","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3435"},{"timestamp":1663434025,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:00:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah I don’t really think there’s much to do - even if I couldn’t breathe whatsoever, I’m pretty sure I’d get to the hospital in time to avoid brain damage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3436"},{"timestamp":1663434051,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:00:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Also, I’m pretty sure - I really need to read about it myself - that it wouldn’t be sudden, that I’d have plenty of time to make you/whoever aware)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3437"},{"timestamp":1663434179,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:02:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or indeed just call an Uber myself, and for once have an excuse not to talk to the driver about their opinions on road closures \n\n(_of_ road closures, I know - ugh I hate having to choose between correctness and sounding acceptable)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3438"},{"timestamp":1663434222,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:03:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I need to stop sub-editing myself, it’s a very annoying habit (I mean for me, let alone for others)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3439"},{"timestamp":1663434259,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:04:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Probably won’t bring shame on me for eternity that I get one or two prepositions wrong (or choose to use the wrong ones)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3440"},{"timestamp":1663434259,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:04:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3441"},{"timestamp":1663434313,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:05:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh, when was the last time you had one?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3442"},{"timestamp":1663434325,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:05:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Has Bernerd been yet?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3443"},{"timestamp":1663435470,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:24:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it comes from my sorta weirdly earnest wittgensteinian belief in precise language, that the world is facts (states of affairs), logical propositions are collections of signs representing a certain state of affairs (and predicating truth-values of them), and language should as closely as possible mimic logical propositions in representing exactly a particular warranted state of affairs (/representing the world as the speaker claims it is)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3444"},{"timestamp":1663435482,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:24:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which is probably a bit quixotic and- Jesus that last text turned out long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3445"},{"timestamp":1663435512,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:25:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And which anyway Wittgenstein himself proooobably repudiated at least on the conventional reading","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3446"},{"timestamp":1663435519,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:25:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway none of that matters","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3447"},{"timestamp":1663435538,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:25:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve never had one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3448"},{"timestamp":1663435613,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:26:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which is why I’m so clueless - very probably I never will, but I guess this meth use (while we’re using it) is a complicating factor","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3449"},{"timestamp":1663435630,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:27:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah, he’s just replied again saying he’ll come here next","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3450"},{"timestamp":1663435648,"iso":"2022-09-17T18:27:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah, _but_ he’s…*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3451"},{"timestamp":1663437962,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:06:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you getting on darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3452"},{"timestamp":1663437963,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:06:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3453","attachments":["static/photos/a386233b-2ac4-4269-be39-02819a8b2497.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663437978,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:06:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3454"},{"timestamp":1663437985,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:06:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg what did you send him 😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3455"},{"timestamp":1663437990,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:06:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit I missed this, sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3456"},{"timestamp":1663438043,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:07:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not badly at all! I actually got some good lighting out of that lighter on my last try (why is it always at the last, most useless moment, like getting Juul pods finally 20 mins before returning to London yesterday, or noticing your meth bag last time 5 mins before Bernard came)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3457"},{"timestamp":1663438085,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:08:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol gimme 1 sec to get out the door and off to the ATM, then will send (the context is a bit confusing but I’m amazed that _of all my messages_ this was the one that made him say that, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3458"},{"timestamp":1663438096,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:08:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Operative phrase being ‘of all my messages’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3459"},{"timestamp":1663438304,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:11:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey I’m really sorry but is there any chance you might happen to have a card that I can steal to withdraw some cash? (I’ll send the cash beforehand so no probs if it’s an old or empty card/acct, or if you don’t know whether it is)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3460"},{"timestamp":1663438328,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:12:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just that I as always have left it to the last minute, assuming I’d easily find mine, and god only knows where it is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3461"},{"timestamp":1663438337,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:12:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wonder if otherwise I can bank transfer it to him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3462"},{"timestamp":1663438341,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:12:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me check darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3463"},{"timestamp":1663438350,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:12:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh he does do bank transfer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3464"},{"timestamp":1663438354,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:12:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually he probably won’t be as fast as he said he would be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3465"},{"timestamp":1663438360,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:12:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh neat!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3466"},{"timestamp":1663438373,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:12:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3467","attachments":["static/photos/2a66ef9f-8f39-4432-8a14-5970837f3e7c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663438407,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:13:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, I’ll ask him and no problem if he does - also I realise the request is extremely presumptuous / a bit too far perhaps, sorry about that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3468"},{"timestamp":1663438420,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:13:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah nice - oh so it’s Brendan, not Bernard?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3469"},{"timestamp":1663438434,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:13:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess you got the individual letters correct","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3470"},{"timestamp":1663438436,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:13:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it’s Brendan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3471"},{"timestamp":1663438439,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:13:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(In that it’s an anagram)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3472"},{"timestamp":1663438456,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:14:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Alex told me he was called Bernard 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3473"},{"timestamp":1663438470,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:14:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha ok this makes more sense (from a very loosely ‘nomen est omen’ sorta perspective, in that Bernard is not a hot name)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3474"},{"timestamp":1663438484,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:14:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I suppose I do have some weirdly superstitious beliefs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3475"},{"timestamp":1663439280,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3476"},{"timestamp":1663440718,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:51:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Should be 5-10 mins - just gonna quickly smoke some of the existing meth (lighters permitting), push that code, stash the new meth, close the door, and then I’ll be 🆙","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3477"},{"timestamp":1663440762,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:52:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hope that works - also, not now but in an hour or so, I might go to Waitrose to pick up some lighter fluid and cheese twists, so MLK if you want anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3478"},{"timestamp":1663440774,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:52:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bloody autocorrect… let me know, not Martin Luther King","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3479"},{"timestamp":1663440793,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:53:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You may also Martin Luther King if you want anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3480"},{"timestamp":1663440992,"iso":"2022-09-17T19:56:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHHAHAHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3481"},{"timestamp":1663443648,"iso":"2022-09-17T20:40:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3482"},{"timestamp":1663445663,"iso":"2022-09-17T21:14:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3483","attachments":["static/photos/ae1aa87d-1d6a-4303-841e-2a79b63507ae.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663448943,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:09:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Interestingly I just looked up the old Italian term I was reaching for earlier, for the first floor of an apartment building back when fewer stairs meant they were at a premium whereas a ‘penthouse’ was just a garret, and it’s _piano_ nobile","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3484"},{"timestamp":1663448954,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:09:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which is interesting & which I mention because..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3485"},{"timestamp":1663449017,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:10:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Obviously I must have muddled it up with the Latin _primum non nocere_ (‘first, [_to_ if strictly translating] do no harm’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3486"},{"timestamp":1663449041,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:10:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it made me think of one of Freud’s case studies from the Psychopathology which I always hated and found ridiculous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3487"},{"timestamp":1663449158,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:12:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Where the patient forgot the word _aliquid_ (neuter nom/acc of pronoun _aliquis_, ‘someone’) when quoting a line from (I think) Virgil","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3488"},{"timestamp":1663449186,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:13:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And Freud uses this to deduce that - iirc - the guy’s girlfriend is pregnant and that he (the guy) is only unconsciously aware of the fact","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3489"},{"timestamp":1663449236,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:13:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought it was laughable then, but this makes me wonder - and after my dad’s COVID toilet roll / hoarding / anal retentive story nothing will ever surprise me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3490"},{"timestamp":1663449265,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:14:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaanyway, let me know when you’re done with your shower, and please don’t feel the need to reply to my extremely whimsical non sequitur","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3491"},{"timestamp":1663449294,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:14:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ that being said, I should think you prob need to go either now or in a few mins, assuming plans haven’t changed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3492"},{"timestamp":1663449417,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:16:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, if it wasn’t clear here — I’m skipping over a lot of implicit connections and inferences because the explanation is longwinded enough already — *the reason he draws an inference from ‘aliquid’ to the idea of pregnancy is nothing complex, just the simple and obvious association of pregnancy with liquid* (amniotic fluid, ‘waters breaking’, &c &c)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3493"},{"timestamp":1663450309,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:31:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I know I’ve left half the shopping in the bag in the kitchen - I’m about to head down and unpack","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3494"},{"timestamp":1663450571,"iso":"2022-09-17T22:36:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol also I missed perhaps the only important fact necessary to this story, which is that I said/thought _primum_ nobile\n\n(I wish WhatsApp had a ‘deliver quietly’ option like iMessage does, or just _some_ way to indicate that a message doesn’t really matter, that it’s just more footnotes to footnotes to meth-fuelled ramblings about Freud and 19th century Italian architectural nomenclature)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3495"},{"timestamp":1663459870,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:11:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I thought it was very interesting. I’m amazed you have such a brilliant mind even on meth 😮","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3496"},{"timestamp":1663460514,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:21:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha not a brilliant mind, just the superfices","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3497"},{"timestamp":1663460537,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:22:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw if you want to look at flats / debrief (lol) / whatever, I have predictably spent all my time on Grindr and am still up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3498"},{"timestamp":1663460644,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:24:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ to be fair to myself I’ve been having a couple of super interesting chats, not just doom scrolling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3499"},{"timestamp":1663460726,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:25:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3500","attachments":["static/photos/070391b7-b8f7-4e3a-a59f-8faf07d41c39.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663460727,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:25:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3501","attachments":["static/photos/8684da62-8b13-4c35-9d1f-61de8b009ed5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663460727,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:25:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3502","attachments":["static/photos/b618e881-d416-4a99-8f2e-e9b7a35029f0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663460855,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:27:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg 😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3503"},{"timestamp":1663460916,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:28:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s the two things that somehow go together meth and Grindr. I don’t know why I was even on it last night for 6 hours, and I wasn’t even remotely horny","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3504"},{"timestamp":1663461529,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:38:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yup, tell me about it, very glad of the diversion 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3505"},{"timestamp":1663461576,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:39:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think it gives you (/one) a sorta Modafinil-like tunnel vision… Well, me at least (I’m sure it interacts godawfully with my ADHD (at recreational doses))","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3506"},{"timestamp":1663461662,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:41:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also: were you wanting to ‘meet up’ still for flats or other chatter? I’m fine either way but would be good to know (a) for planning and (b) in case you’re expecting me to come up or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3507"},{"timestamp":1663461687,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:41:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I really truly am not that bothered either way, so don’t feel you have to say yes or have to say no)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3508"},{"timestamp":1663461939,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:45:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you around tomorrow instead me I’m so bloody tired. I’ve just taken a zopi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3509"},{"timestamp":1663461945,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:45:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hoping I can get some rest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3510"},{"timestamp":1663462680,"iso":"2022-09-18T01:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, sorry I missed this - yeah no probs at all! I’m sure we’ll be much clearer then than now 👌 👌 Sleep well!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3511"},{"timestamp":1663496639,"iso":"2022-09-18T11:23:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you get any sleep?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3512"},{"timestamp":1663496693,"iso":"2022-09-18T11:24:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Funnily enough I woke up literally about 10 seconds ago lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3513"},{"timestamp":1663497036,"iso":"2022-09-18T11:30:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh hope not from my text 😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3514"},{"timestamp":1663497285,"iso":"2022-09-18T11:34:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"😂 Maybe, actually, but if so then I mustn’t’ve been that tired - if I’m underslept nothing short of tap-dancing elephants or the end of Mahler’s third would wake me up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3515"},{"timestamp":1663497887,"iso":"2022-09-18T11:44:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or Kieran 🌪","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3516"},{"timestamp":1663497940,"iso":"2022-09-18T11:45:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol we should of subletted this place","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3517"},{"timestamp":1663497960,"iso":"2022-09-18T11:46:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Most of the hotels are full haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3518"},{"timestamp":1663499293,"iso":"2022-09-18T12:08:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want a coffee? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3519"},{"timestamp":1663503394,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:16:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh, sorry, I’m terrible at getting back to messages in time - I’m just at the hospital chemist to fill my script, and I assume you’ve already had your coffee? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3520"},{"timestamp":1663503401,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:16:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you though!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3521"},{"timestamp":1663503522,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:18:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah, I imagine subletting would’ve been very profitable, though it’s the old logic of insurance* I guess: trade a small certain loss for no risk of a greater loss (no one rents and we’re stuck paying) 🤷‍♂️ \n\n*I’m amazed either this logic doesn’t have a name or that I’m not aware of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3522"},{"timestamp":1663503580,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:19:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah I was saying to him that I might get a seismograph just to record the endless noise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3523"},{"timestamp":1663503609,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:20:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also how was your night?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3524"},{"timestamp":1663503963,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:26:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I’m going to miss being so close to St Mary’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3525"},{"timestamp":1663503974,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:26:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahhahahahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3526"},{"timestamp":1663503984,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:26:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or at least one of london’s major trauma centres / major large hospitals I’m likely to get taken to","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3527"},{"timestamp":1663504004,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:26:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Not to imply that I expect to suffer major trauma, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3528"},{"timestamp":1663504024,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:27:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah just having a proper hospital on the doorstep is def useful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3529"},{"timestamp":1663504034,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:27:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure that was even a joke 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3530"},{"timestamp":1663504086,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:28:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I suppose his stomping about isn’t too different form an earthquake lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3531"},{"timestamp":1663504132,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:28:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yes we should maybe that factor that in when looking at flats. Prepare for the next overdose lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3532"},{"timestamp":1663504145,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:29:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you get your inhalers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3533"},{"timestamp":1663504184,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:29:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh it was fine. Albeit, the whole thing has left me quite confused 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3534"},{"timestamp":1663505447,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:50:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I think the earthquake may be preferable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3535"},{"timestamp":1663505484,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:51:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yes, not a bad idea, haha - god I’m more worried about stimulant overdoses than I was about heroin ones","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3536"},{"timestamp":1663505518,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:51:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean in the sense of their hedonic value/disvalue, not their likelihood","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3537"},{"timestamp":1663505537,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:52:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait sorry one mo, still reading & replying but just gonna put some things away","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3538"},{"timestamp":1663505546,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:52:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think we should get a defibrillator, or some other things to deal with overdoes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3539"},{"timestamp":1663505552,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:52:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want to come shopping","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3540"},{"timestamp":1663505555,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:52:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🛍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3541"},{"timestamp":1663505826,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:57:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, by this I mean that heroin overdoses aren’t unpleasant, aren’t harmful if you survive them, and myself I tend not to weigh death that heavily\n\n(I wouldn’t generally want to die because it’s usually either anticipated or painful – them’s the choices, lol – but a heroin overdose is quite a philosophically pure reductio of death, just death, no adulterants, same way I always go on about vapes/Juuls presenting quite a pure question about nicotine alone)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3542"},{"timestamp":1663505849,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:57:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, doesn’t matter really, but interesting to ruminate on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3543"},{"timestamp":1663505885,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:58:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I did, at long last (along with steroids and some other stuff in the goodie bag)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3544"},{"timestamp":1663505933,"iso":"2022-09-18T13:58:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, interesting…. I’m keen to hear more 😅 Especially considering the guy is in my sorta line of work (obviously at a somewhat higher level, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3545"},{"timestamp":1663506106,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:01:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, or an adrenaline syringe, which iirc does the same thing in almost all imaginable circumstances (I guess maybe excluding ‘catastrophic’ trauma or some other situation where you can’t find a vein - ie v unlikely in my case, I hope)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3546"},{"timestamp":1663506189,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:03:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ in other words an epipen - actually I’m quite curious about whether you could use an actual epipen in that way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3547"},{"timestamp":1663506221,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:03:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh perhaps - where are you going? 👀 I have a couple of chores but it’s still fairly early","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3548"},{"timestamp":1663506256,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:04:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We should definitely look into it ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3549"},{"timestamp":1663506289,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:04:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was going to go to Selfridges, and then head to liberty and go to some of Indépendant places","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3550"},{"timestamp":1663506296,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:04:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"… in soho","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3551"},{"timestamp":1663507348,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:22:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m gonna do a quick Google just out of curiosity… I imagine the dosage, if anything, would be the difference","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3552"},{"timestamp":1663507410,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:23:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool cool - what sort of time? Sorry, I’m just deliberating, and also seeing how long my Long Island iced tea of meds takes to kick in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3553"},{"timestamp":1663507447,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:24:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As soon as you can darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3554"},{"timestamp":1663507452,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:24:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Not strictly necessary but I’ve had a little less stamina from the lack of oxygen)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3555"},{"timestamp":1663507462,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:24:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😝😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3556"},{"timestamp":1663507473,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:24:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3557"},{"timestamp":1663507480,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:24:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is there anything I can do to help?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3558"},{"timestamp":1663507487,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:24:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool, gimme a few mins to have some food and get this room hoovered (constant Tig and Pig mess…) then I’ll come along","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3559"},{"timestamp":1663507510,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:25:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah it’s no worse than it’s been all week - just it’s liable to be a bit of a pain if walking lots","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3560"},{"timestamp":1663507524,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:25:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(‘lots’ by my / this week’s standards, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3561"},{"timestamp":1663508351,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:39:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3562"},{"timestamp":1663508355,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:39:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you nearly ready","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3563"},{"timestamp":1663508620,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:43:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, sorry, I’m not really feeling much yet from these steroids - is it possible for you to do some shopping, I can do these chores, and if you’re having a drink I can get a cab down and meet you? (I mean, I can obv walk back — the steroids took maybe 30-90 mins in the hospital, hard to say bc of how temporally disorienting those wards are — but I just mean I can get there quickly)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3564"},{"timestamp":1663508652,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:44:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ probably it won’t kill me but it was a bit of a drag walking around places while I was away - it’s like having half a lung really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3565"},{"timestamp":1663508660,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:44:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes that works perfect.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3566"},{"timestamp":1663508678,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:44:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I actually suspect that my bad asthma management - not using the brown inhaler etc - was prob causing a lot of my torpor way before the meth)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3567"},{"timestamp":1663508689,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:44:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll send you a message after x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3568"},{"timestamp":1663508703,"iso":"2022-09-18T14:45:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awesome, perfect! I’ll keep my phone on loud, though I normally get these relatively quickly anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3569"},{"timestamp":1663516635,"iso":"2022-09-18T16:57:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lesson: Do not put lots of new crystals into yesterday’s pipe - I think they’re lost forever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3570"},{"timestamp":1663516656,"iso":"2022-09-18T16:57:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Goodbye, crystals","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3571"},{"timestamp":1663516660,"iso":"2022-09-18T16:57:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ave atque vale 🫡","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3572"},{"timestamp":1663516670,"iso":"2022-09-18T16:57:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"oh what happened?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3573"},{"timestamp":1663516681,"iso":"2022-09-18T16:58:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God this is such a tedious and silly process, I don’t know why I bother","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3574"},{"timestamp":1663516748,"iso":"2022-09-18T16:59:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, the old stuff just burned immediately (I have no clue why but I assume because it’s old) - I guess I’ve done this before but maybe it was the _amount_ of old residue, or something else, idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3575"},{"timestamp":1663516850,"iso":"2022-09-18T17:00:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fucking English, I mean ‘burn’ as in ‘become exhausted / carbonised by excessive heating’, rather than ‘be subjected to heat / flame’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3576"},{"timestamp":1663517595,"iso":"2022-09-18T17:13:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I don’t suppose you’ve noticed whether the WiFi works for you? It still seems not to be working for me - not urgent for me, but annoying & briefly confusing whenever my devices periodically auto-connect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3577"},{"timestamp":1663517779,"iso":"2022-09-18T17:16:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol dammit I just realised I should’ve done:\n\n🫡 & 👋\n\nLike, the cheerfulness of the wave emoji makes it absolutely hilarious to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3578"},{"timestamp":1663517845,"iso":"2022-09-18T17:17:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh it was a bit wierd for me to begin with, but I just switched my Mac on and off and then it worked :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3579"},{"timestamp":1663517855,"iso":"2022-09-18T17:17:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LMAO","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3580"},{"timestamp":1663517874,"iso":"2022-09-18T17:17:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh interesting! I’ll try that - thanks!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3581"},{"timestamp":1663517886,"iso":"2022-09-18T17:18:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol ikr","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3582"},{"timestamp":1663522015,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:26:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3583","attachments":["static/photos/db2dc0ee-01a7-40ce-935c-a0d6fc4ed0ba.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663522034,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:27:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just… like…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3584"},{"timestamp":1663522045,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:27:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3585"},{"timestamp":1663522047,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:27:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3586"},{"timestamp":1663522049,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:27:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol 😝","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3587"},{"timestamp":1663522093,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:28:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the paragraphs of dreary phatic nonsense, followed by the tiny barely-even-there afterthought that they’ll be selling stuff on the funeral route in case you fancied a sandwich","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3588"},{"timestamp":1663522112,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:28:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"An instant classic, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3589"},{"timestamp":1663522166,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:29:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On a lesser note also the unexplainable decision to open their stores at 5pm ‘to serve the community’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3590"},{"timestamp":1663522402,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:33:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, why not before 5pm? Is the community hibernating or is the queengrief purely an antecrepuscular ritual? (Obviously they can’t say “we’ll hold off from hawking our wares till 5:00 as a sop to your weird funereal rituals, but if you think we’re not catching the evening rush you’re fucking kidding me”)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3591"},{"timestamp":1663522422,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:33:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just love every word of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3592"},{"timestamp":1663522490,"iso":"2022-09-18T18:34:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway - is there anything I can do to help with flat stuff? I might at the very least search for some flats, _in case_ there are any new ones or which you missed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3593"},{"timestamp":1663525108,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:18:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"B T dubs, imma get some lighter fluid, lmk if you need anything from that shop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3594"},{"timestamp":1663525383,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:23:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3595","attachments":["static/photos/e8f1fa2d-ebc2-4f63-8243-52496ca32681.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663525454,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:24:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahhahahah Omg I can’t, you’re too funny 😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3596"},{"timestamp":1663525486,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:24:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m out for dinner this eve. But I I’ll be skeins most of tomorrow :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3597"},{"timestamp":1663525562,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:26:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Actually I’d you get some bottled water I’d be much obliged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3598"},{"timestamp":1663525570,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:26:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay go thought being guniter was such a big turn off 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3599"},{"timestamp":1663526746,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:45:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I’m not mugging for a laugh, just using solemn ridicule - ya know, Juvenalian… I’d feel horribly uncomfortable doing gag lines","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3600"},{"timestamp":1663526803,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:46:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like with Joe England & Co’s ostentation - at least for me, it’s unsettling when you know someone’s saying/doing sth for your reaction","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3601"},{"timestamp":1663526831,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:47:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ aka the Joely Trinity, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3602"},{"timestamp":1663526867,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:47:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ok _that_ was a tiny joke.. anyway, to your other messages:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3603"},{"timestamp":1663526954,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:49:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I meant anything I could do on my own anyway! Lmk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3604"},{"timestamp":1663527082,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:51:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No prob! I assume Fiji, tho they prob haven’t any- will get w/e I like best iff you’ve no pref","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3605"},{"timestamp":1663527115,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:51:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ lol, compensatory terseness","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3606"},{"timestamp":1663527249,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:54:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Poor Guniter :(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3607"},{"timestamp":1663527301,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:55:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3608"},{"timestamp":1663527352,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:55:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3609","attachments":["static/photos/fd75479c-646b-4df2-8718-fbecafd35170.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663527371,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:56:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bloody autocorrect - Bernard Brendan, not Alex’s dead great-grandfather","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3610"},{"timestamp":1663527372,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:56:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"hahahhahahahahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3611"},{"timestamp":1663527376,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:56:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg 😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3612"},{"timestamp":1663527381,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:56:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know, so embarrassing lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3613"},{"timestamp":1663527387,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:56:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think meth has made it worse","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3614"},{"timestamp":1663527393,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:56:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol only because he’s so hot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3615"},{"timestamp":1663527408,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:56:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m set on changing my style","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3616"},{"timestamp":1663527415,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:56:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I might take up a drug habitat to get to see him more 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3617"},{"timestamp":1663527433,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:57:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will now be imagist poet like Pound Paris metro thing or Kevin word scene from Office","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3618"},{"timestamp":1663527450,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:57:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Habit? I think you already have a drug habitat 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3619"},{"timestamp":1663527472,"iso":"2022-09-18T19:57:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Padd house like island of lotophagoi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3620"},{"timestamp":1663527614,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:00:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Me? No.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3621"},{"timestamp":1663527631,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:00:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m start my 257253 detox this month tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3622"},{"timestamp":1663527754,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:02:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s a tremendous achievement! You successfully came off drugs hundreds of times! Eat that, Betty Ford","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3623"},{"timestamp":1663527772,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:02:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(disclaimer: I mean Betty Ford no ill, she was a queen)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3624"},{"timestamp":1663527794,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:03:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I might check out some rehab clinics","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3625"},{"timestamp":1663527801,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:03:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Need a holiday 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3626"},{"timestamp":1663527815,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:03:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Betty Ford may be next","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3627"},{"timestamp":1663527896,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:04:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha I too will if I‘ve not stopped by next flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3628"},{"timestamp":1663527913,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:05:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"One of are meth neighbours goes to this place every other month","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3629"},{"timestamp":1663527923,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:05:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think parents’ is terminus ante quem though- not really poss to smoke there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3630"},{"timestamp":1663527947,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:05:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3631","attachments":["static/photos/bdae7d95-0651-4c17-a3c5-18d8209f48ff.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663527951,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:05:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m allowed one silly Latinate phrase after good short write)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3632"},{"timestamp":1663527953,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:05:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we go?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3633"},{"timestamp":1663527967,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:06:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol didn’t you manage to in Suffolk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3634"},{"timestamp":1663527991,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:06:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, for that, Phil and Roman are the ones to ask for recs / advice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3635"},{"timestamp":1663528022,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:07:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, was after lockdown #1 - I was less seriously addicted (few months)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3636"},{"timestamp":1663528032,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:07:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t want a rehab rehab, just a place where I can dry out in peace","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3637"},{"timestamp":1663528048,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:07:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Second ‘attempt’ was not deliberate but I’d blown all my money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3638"},{"timestamp":1663528078,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:07:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Third was this one, which I now think done tbh (for heroin)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3639"},{"timestamp":1663528088,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:08:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yeah, suffolk good for that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3640"},{"timestamp":1663528142,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:09:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m glad to here. We should ditch the meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3641"},{"timestamp":1663528152,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:09:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Stick to more usual drugs like coke haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3642"},{"timestamp":1663528153,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:09:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For opiates / opioids drug cycling a godsend (though I not do this time) - but this drug only soul addiction so not really work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3643"},{"timestamp":1663528182,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:09:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"glossary:\nsoul = psychological","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3644"},{"timestamp":1663528257,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:10:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"now use good Anglo-Saxon words like in Basic English","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3645"},{"timestamp":1663528282,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:11:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yes should","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3646"},{"timestamp":1663528334,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:12:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ugh, coke no good, just kill bad part of drunk leave good part, same think as speedball","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3647"},{"timestamp":1663528699,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:18:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, I’ll stop the Kevin talk, but must not go back to Latinate aureation \n\n(tbf, is obv no way to say Latinate without Latin, and aureation is term of art / like proper noun)\n(am reading this -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Germanic_and_Latinate_equivalents_in_English, super interesting, and still tickles my weird belletristic (words as art/pretty) drive)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3648"},{"timestamp":1663528740,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway enjoy your dinner\n\n(half French-y words is ok I think lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3649"},{"timestamp":1663528864,"iso":"2022-09-18T20:21:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"may you sup well*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3650"},{"timestamp":1663532444,"iso":"2022-09-18T21:20:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, got 2 bottles of Fiji, all shop had! Also, lol, your Fiji use reminded me of this -> https://vlipsy.com/vlip/unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-do-you-want-a-water-SeDnsiyp\n\n(lol is not only Anglo-Saxon - nee I mean the words themselves - but also well short)\n\n(‘very’ is banned (lol) but ‘well short’ makes me sound like a chav)\n(also: ‘nee’ (‘needless to say’) = ‘obv’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3651"},{"timestamp":1663534115,"iso":"2022-09-18T21:48:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ btw I’m not 100oeh* earnest about the Anglo-Saxon words thing, it’s half a fun game and half a Hegelian fightback against Latinism - I will stop soon\n\n*’of each hundred’ - stands in for ‘per cent’ (and ‘pc’; not sure about ‘%’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3652"},{"timestamp":1663542360,"iso":"2022-09-19T00:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3653","attachments":["static/photos/3e207ef2-e643-4bd8-b893-53d56c7885f4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663542418,"iso":"2022-09-19T00:06:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though still happy at how much I could write in this silly way (this message among them)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3654"},{"timestamp":1663542435,"iso":"2022-09-19T00:07:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, no, I said ‘message’ …. fucking bane of my life","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3655"},{"timestamp":1663542450,"iso":"2022-09-19T00:07:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘sending’ (noun) was my best replacement","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3656"},{"timestamp":1663542460,"iso":"2022-09-19T00:07:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I’ve gone mad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3657"},{"timestamp":1663542954,"iso":"2022-09-19T00:15:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’m struggling to follow it now haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3658"},{"timestamp":1663543027,"iso":"2022-09-19T00:17:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You should send this to Bernard 😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3659"},{"timestamp":1663545996,"iso":"2022-09-19T01:06:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it’s the stupidest idea I’ve had, among a long and impressive oeuvre of stupid ideas that includes going out with Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3660"},{"timestamp":1663546034,"iso":"2022-09-19T01:07:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahah I’m sure he’d love it - I just don’t know why I can’t be more concise and it’s really irking me now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3661"},{"timestamp":1663546043,"iso":"2022-09-19T01:07:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually maybe meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3662"},{"timestamp":1663546145,"iso":"2022-09-19T01:09:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can’t even bloody write ‘pure English’ in pure English","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3663"},{"timestamp":1663546230,"iso":"2022-09-19T01:10:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Felt like I was writing that novel that Perec wrote with no ‘e’s in it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3664"},{"timestamp":1663580796,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:46:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol if he was to directly pay me why hasn’t he already 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3665"},{"timestamp":1663580928,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:48:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, that’s what I don’t get… I mean, it certainly was the plan at one point to draw down your overpayment and for Kieran + I to pay you (I wasn’t sure if you were saying that was never the plan, ie before I replied?), but I don’t see how on earth that means he’s unable to pay?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3666"},{"timestamp":1663580981,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:49:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I made it made more sense, given what how we had thought this would all pan out.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3667"},{"timestamp":1663580999,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:49:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I found our exchange - dammit I wish I’d just bloody sent it to you, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3668"},{"timestamp":1663581026,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:50:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait wdym? There’s too much deities for me to parse this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3669"},{"timestamp":1663581031,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:50:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fucking autocorrect - deixis","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3670"},{"timestamp":1663581044,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:50:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But we served notice less than a month ago 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3671"},{"timestamp":1663581086,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:51:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you mean my antepenultimate message, I just meant because I’d have avoided sending it to the wrong estate agent, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3672"},{"timestamp":1663581097,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:51:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In a purely ‘killing baby Hitler’ sense, that is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3673"},{"timestamp":1663581111,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:51:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not saying there’s any actual difference in the abstract 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3674"},{"timestamp":1663581170,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:52:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, woo, the Queen is dead and today is a bank holiday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3675"},{"timestamp":1663581206,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:53:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As the grand mufti of Paddington I need to decide what the laws say about bank holidays and meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3676"},{"timestamp":1663581223,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:53:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m kidding, lol, I need to work anyway)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3677"},{"timestamp":1663581233,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:53:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or, well, to do stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3678"},{"timestamp":1663581252,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:54:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yeah I’m not sure what the upshot is? Is he seriously saying he can’t pay?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3679"},{"timestamp":1663581296,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:54:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean if we moving out in 2 months then the total that rent we would have owed would be the same as the my rebate, and at the time I think there was a worry that the landlord was going to be difficult. But yeah none of that happened 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3680"},{"timestamp":1663581398,"iso":"2022-09-19T10:56:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, I see, yeah - if anything he should have _more_ money (in the abstract economistic ‘discounted future cash flows’ kinda sense)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3681"},{"timestamp":1663581660,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:01:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean did he think I was going to give him a loan of £1000 😅😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3682"},{"timestamp":1663581673,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:01:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck knows honestly - I’m keen to hear what he says","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3683"},{"timestamp":1663581729,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:02:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, was just looking up - wrt one of my Grindr chats - the Homeric Greek pontos, because I suddenly wondered how the etymology relates to Attic Greek thalatta (I suspect not at all, still haven’t checked)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3684"},{"timestamp":1663581764,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:02:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m trying to work it out with George, but until the accounts are settled, there will interest building etc. It’s just a headache.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3685"},{"timestamp":1663581829,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:03:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3686","attachments":["static/photos/768fd0a6-a50c-41a5-a147-2370c4556c92.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663581859,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:04:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3687"},{"timestamp":1663581865,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:04:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"😂 don’t know why I find it such a funny thought","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3688"},{"timestamp":1663581897,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:04:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"😬 oh yeah this reminds me I really ought to get my money back from the other estate agents","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3689"},{"timestamp":1663581921,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:05:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When is kieran going to chat to you? That should shed a lot of light","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3690"},{"timestamp":1663581989,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:06:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh honestly, I really don’t care what he has to say.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3691"},{"timestamp":1663582000,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:06:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In fact I’d rather not have to listen to him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3692"},{"timestamp":1663584213,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:43:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"TLDR = want to move on 28th so I can see Louis on 29th; tell me if this OK or else I can postpone Louis or the move","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3693"},{"timestamp":1663584243,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:44:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit I meant to delete those earlier messages for you as well - think I might’ve just deleted them for me, dammit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3694"},{"timestamp":1663584272,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:44:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh that works fine with me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3695"},{"timestamp":1663584314,"iso":"2022-09-19T11:45:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool 😎 I can’t think of any way that that could hinder your move, but of course feel free to move on the 27th if you’d sooner move before me 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3696"},{"timestamp":1663585382,"iso":"2022-09-19T12:03:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, lmao, reading the YouTube comments on Dylan Thomas’s reading of one of Auden’s poems -> https://youtu.be/ED4sN16x1ls, in which he (Thomas) is _fucking obviously_ taking the piss, and of course all the comments are by these frightened philistines who - in their horror of ‘not getting it’ - all post these elaborate explanations of why he’s doing such a stupid reading","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3697"},{"timestamp":1663585396,"iso":"2022-09-19T12:03:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My favourite is this one:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3698"},{"timestamp":1663585400,"iso":"2022-09-19T12:03:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3699","attachments":["static/photos/d23e3779-a2f9-463e-9778-03478b55c5b5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663585435,"iso":"2022-09-19T12:03:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, have you _ever heard Hitler speak?????_ Does he sound like Dylan Thomas doing a bad impression of Auden the campy old queen??!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3700"},{"timestamp":1663585691,"iso":"2022-09-19T12:08:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3701","attachments":["static/photos/7d1f24a7-6e2e-4533-917e-5005155d0e9a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663585727,"iso":"2022-09-19T12:08:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No aesthesis, just mimesis","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3702"},{"timestamp":1663585960,"iso":"2022-09-19T12:12:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dislike the subtitle there - thinking anything is art is sth I can respect, but is not the same as thinking anything _you’re told [eg by its being in a gallery] is art_ is art \n\nAnyway sorry I should stop procrastinating - gonna turn off my phone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3703"},{"timestamp":1663585980,"iso":"2022-09-19T12:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Knock on my door if you need me (or iMessage or sth, that should get through to my laptop)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3704"},{"timestamp":1663585993,"iso":"2022-09-19T12:13:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly you could prob just knock on the floor, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3705"},{"timestamp":1663591414,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:43:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Turning my phone on to ask: did you ever hear a _good_ reading?? I was just in a rabbit hole listening Simon Schama read Auden’s ‘Lullaby’ in that rushed way you'd read to someone who already knows the words, and it struck me I can't think of one good reading, besides Christopher Hitchens' of 'Dulce et decorum est'.. In part it’s small things like not getting the beat right, but mainly they never seem to get the soul of it..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3706"},{"timestamp":1663591421,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:43:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, done now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3707"},{"timestamp":1663591465,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:44:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohh I must look it up. 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3708"},{"timestamp":1663591466,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:44:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m kinda liking this Anglo-Saxon thing now I’ve cooled down about using Latin where needed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3709"},{"timestamp":1663591545,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:45:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, well, needless to say the title of Dulce et decorum est, but also phone and all that - it’s really quite easy with those small, uh …. exceptions","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3710"},{"timestamp":1663591556,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:45:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah it’s dreadful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3711"},{"timestamp":1663591590,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:46:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you mean the Schama one - the Hitchens one is muchly good (lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3712"},{"timestamp":1663591639,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:47:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it’s maybe just hard when you (I) have your own way of reading it in your head","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3713"},{"timestamp":1663591698,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:48:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ya know, silliness aside, I like the way that my odd Anglo-Saxon thing makes you split the long words into their meat and bones - it reads much better for it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3714"},{"timestamp":1663591768,"iso":"2022-09-19T13:49:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, 👋, and lmk (by iMessage) if I can help do any household chores!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3715"},{"timestamp":1663600051,"iso":"2022-09-19T16:07:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3716","attachments":["static/photos/da1759df-ce2b-4311-a32a-2f4563b72baa.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1663600074,"iso":"2022-09-19T16:07:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ etymology of ‘male’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3717"},{"timestamp":1663606908,"iso":"2022-09-19T18:01:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey I don’t suppose you got any plasters the other day? Just I hit the wall - by mistake - while hunting a fly, and got a few flesh wounds, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3718"},{"timestamp":1663606991,"iso":"2022-09-19T18:03:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ I wasn't trying to engage the fly in a bare knuckle fight, haha, it's .... it's too long and silly to explain","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3719"},{"timestamp":1663607082,"iso":"2022-09-19T18:04:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no sweetie. Sorry to hear, did you get the fly? In anycase kieran has the plasters 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3720"},{"timestamp":1663607156,"iso":"2022-09-19T18:05:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fly is MIA, and I’ll ask Kieran about the plasters - thanks!! 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3721"},{"timestamp":1663608885,"iso":"2022-09-19T18:34:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, I could swear the smoky stones don’t do nearly as much now that my asthma meds have kicked in - very odd 🤔 I don’t know how that could be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3722"},{"timestamp":1663608959,"iso":"2022-09-19T18:35:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In truth it may be for the best","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3723"},{"timestamp":1663622972,"iso":"2022-09-19T22:29:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3724"},{"timestamp":1663623557,"iso":"2022-09-19T22:39:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ I just thought: I’m not sure if you can see that I deleted a message (at 22:29) since I deleted it before I took my phone off airplane mode - I was going to ask if you’d let me make pasta & tomato sauce with that stuff in exchange for some of the end product, but in the end I’m not sure I have time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3725"},{"timestamp":1663623587,"iso":"2022-09-19T22:39:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh ofc darling help yourself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3726"},{"timestamp":1663623591,"iso":"2022-09-19T22:39:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though I’d like to offer a worse deal in which I take one (1) or two (2) slices of your bread in exchange for a small amount of money, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3727"},{"timestamp":1663623597,"iso":"2022-09-19T22:39:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I probably won’t make any use of that stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3728"},{"timestamp":1663623623,"iso":"2022-09-19T22:40:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Honestly help yourself, it’d mostly go to waste x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3729"},{"timestamp":1663623630,"iso":"2022-09-19T22:40:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I need to get some Juul pods anyway, so I’ll get some slightly better bread of which you’re welcome to some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3730"},{"timestamp":1663633983,"iso":"2022-09-20T01:33:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok this meth is definitely keeping me awake, and I’m not sure it’s doing much else.. Also not sure why I’m still doing it.. I worry it’s gone back to how it was before, about which I have mixed feelings, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3731"},{"timestamp":1663667750,"iso":"2022-09-20T10:55:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe it depends on the batch 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3732"},{"timestamp":1663673971,"iso":"2022-09-20T12:39:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not sure - I started that batch on Friday and only on Sunday did it get worse (it being the weekend and me being a mess, I of course did it every day - actually in your presence each day I think)\n\nIt aligns much more closely with the asthma improvement (from steroids mostly - I did wonder if the steroids themselves might somehow counteract the meth). I’d have thought the connection would go the other way, haha - actually I remember being excited at my new potential lung capacity when I got back from the hospital..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3733"},{"timestamp":1663674020,"iso":"2022-09-20T12:40:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I feel much much better - it was nice to go to Waitrose just now over lunch, given I’ve been lazily ordering everything in for months on end.. I’m starting to suspect that not treating my asthma was actually a large part of all of that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3734"},{"timestamp":1663674086,"iso":"2022-09-20T12:41:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"However, I did overdo the meth last night (in an attempt to get something out of it) and hardly slept, so I’ve been doing it this morning just to keep myself awake, esp since I’ve got dinner with my parents tonight - but oh well, the crucial thing is that it seems to be back to doing nothing besides keep me awake","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3735"},{"timestamp":1663716919,"iso":"2022-09-21T00:35:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fwiw I’ve semi-closed my door (just because I’m doing my favourite thing: loudly eating cheese twists in the dead of night, in the witching hour) - if Tig or Pig decide to express their customary enthusiasm for the Chairman they either are being lazy or think the door is properly shut.. Either way, I’ve not actually shut them out & I’ll let them in if they do!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3736"},{"timestamp":1663716988,"iso":"2022-09-21T00:36:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(They complain no matter what side they’re on when I close it, and no matter that it’s literally all of 5-10 minutes, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3737"},{"timestamp":1663762302,"iso":"2022-09-21T13:11:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry will reply this in a bit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3738"},{"timestamp":1663762375,"iso":"2022-09-21T13:12:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But thought I’d let you know the shop that sells the pipes is gone 🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3739"},{"timestamp":1663849371,"iso":"2022-09-22T13:22:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, funnily enough I actually was looking for it last night, spontaneously after going to Waitrose - I was wondering if it opened only on certain days..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3740"},{"timestamp":1663849424,"iso":"2022-09-22T13:23:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What I wouldn't give to know the story behind these sorts of businesses... As far as I can humanly see, it's GOT to be part money laundering on top of just selling semi-criminal shit - no way they can pay rent with a handful of odd tenners from local meth-heads","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3741"},{"timestamp":1663863272,"iso":"2022-09-22T17:14:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Fret not darling I saw some pipes down the bottom of the Edgware road,. They were doing a deal with a pipe and some poppers 😂They clearly know their target market lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3742"},{"timestamp":1663863341,"iso":"2022-09-22T17:15:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3743"},{"timestamp":1663868326,"iso":"2022-09-22T18:38:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"HAHAHA yeah, I'm sure I've said it loads but I'm _convinced_ that the dealers around here know exactly what their drugs are being used for... and that their Rolexes are bought with gay meth sex money, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3744"},{"timestamp":1663868502,"iso":"2022-09-22T18:41:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, reminds me, I meant to send this brilliant American local news article ages ago: https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2008/jan/18/man-says-novelty-love-roses-feed-drug-problem/\n\nI love these people... They'll go on about small gubmint, and then the second their offie starts selling meth pipes they go running to the mayor to ban the sale of any materials capable of conveying heat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3745"},{"timestamp":1663868639,"iso":"2022-09-22T18:43:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yup 100% - I think I said I'd send you this a while back & never did (it's just some guy who does these trash YouTube 'analyses' of popular events, but I binged them over a few weeks last year because they can be quite drily hilarious)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3746"},{"timestamp":1663868649,"iso":"2022-09-22T18:44:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ah shit I still didn't send the link..: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTtL-8eaejQ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3747"},{"timestamp":1663896698,"iso":"2022-09-23T02:31:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit I just realised that UC on Grindr doesn’t refer to the University of California… dammit I was _wondering_ why there were so many Americans about","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3748"},{"timestamp":1663957183,"iso":"2022-09-23T19:19:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3749"},{"timestamp":1663961231,"iso":"2022-09-23T20:27:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3750","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1663969179,"iso":"2022-09-23T22:39:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, Jacques said he’s already been in touch with you. You don’t mind I’d if he stays? If not are you about to let him in tomorrow morning.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3751"},{"timestamp":1663971843,"iso":"2022-09-23T23:24:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry, I’ve been terrible with my texts! Yeah absolutely it’d be lovely to see him, and I said the same to him :) (Also told Kieran, because he doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and I imagine he’s wise enough to stay sitting down)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3752"},{"timestamp":1663971883,"iso":"2022-09-23T23:24:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I mean, as I said to Jacques, I know flatmate ethics is a murky thing but I wouldn’t say it’s even something that really needs permission, any more than having a hookup over…)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3753"},{"timestamp":1663971949,"iso":"2022-09-23T23:25:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Prob the murkier thing is people subletting their room for extended periods without permission, like, so you’ve got a total stranger now sharing your flat for months or whatev","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3754"},{"timestamp":1663971985,"iso":"2022-09-23T23:26:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also shit I just processed your last sentence - yeah it’s a safe enough bet that I’ll be around, lol \n\n(To be clear: I will be around)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3755"},{"timestamp":1664022113,"iso":"2022-09-24T13:21:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes quite. That’s definitely a Kieranic thing.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3756"},{"timestamp":1664022171,"iso":"2022-09-24T13:22:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well quite, it makes a change from the neighbours thinking it’s a half way house for desperate Chinese men 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3757"},{"timestamp":1664022181,"iso":"2022-09-24T13:23:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"*very desperate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3758"},{"timestamp":1664126076,"iso":"2022-09-25T18:14:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry, I missed these - yeah, god, some of the Kieran faux pas (or really vrai pas) from this house have been rather wild","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3759"},{"timestamp":1664126121,"iso":"2022-09-25T18:15:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I love that a correction was required to add ‘very’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3760"},{"timestamp":1664126175,"iso":"2022-09-25T18:16:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah if we stayed I’d have been tempted to commission a sign: Paddington Meth Den for Chinese Men","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3761"},{"timestamp":1664126287,"iso":"2022-09-25T18:18:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3762"},{"timestamp":1664126346,"iso":"2022-09-25T18:19:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha quite. I hope they can recover from their visit.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3763"},{"timestamp":1664126408,"iso":"2022-09-25T18:20:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reflecting I wonder if the house plant had been drugged with Valium 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3764"},{"timestamp":1664135326,"iso":"2022-09-25T20:48:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, I was going to organise a taxi for about 20 mins.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3765"},{"timestamp":1664135330,"iso":"2022-09-25T20:48:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does that work for you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3766"},{"timestamp":1664136682,"iso":"2022-09-25T21:11:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3767"},{"timestamp":1664136866,"iso":"2022-09-25T21:14:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3768","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1664137593,"iso":"2022-09-25T21:26:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3769","attachments":["static/photos/27aefd08-283d-44e5-8d37-e6183d8b605a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664207306,"iso":"2022-09-26T16:48:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait did you just say something to someone about the lockedness of the doors? It's _probably_ going to be me, though I haven't touched them _today_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3770"},{"timestamp":1664207329,"iso":"2022-09-26T16:48:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(lol I suppose that means either (a) it's not me or (b) it _is_ me and it's been unlocked for quite some time)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3771"},{"timestamp":1664207341,"iso":"2022-09-26T16:49:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, so much for Kieran moving out today....","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3772"},{"timestamp":1664207373,"iso":"2022-09-26T16:49:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don't know quite what's happening with that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3773"},{"timestamp":1664207404,"iso":"2022-09-26T16:50:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I was just annoyed cause I thought it might of been keiran haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3774"},{"timestamp":1664207604,"iso":"2022-09-26T16:53:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually shit, wait, I did check it last night before I went to bed, it was unlocked, and I sorta shrugged my shoulders and headed to bed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3775"},{"timestamp":1664207660,"iso":"2022-09-26T16:54:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(maybe not the brightest, but I just cn't b a at that point)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3776"},{"timestamp":1664207743,"iso":"2022-09-26T16:55:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait is there actually more than one key? Otherwise I guess it's Jacques who probably doesn't realise his is still the only key (or that it needs locking / doesn't single-lock, etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3777"},{"timestamp":1664207841,"iso":"2022-09-26T16:57:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't know why I'm discussing this angels-on-a-pinhead topic at such length, lol .... we definitely have enough other things to hold against Kieran, not least the state of the house","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3778"},{"timestamp":1664210661,"iso":"2022-09-26T17:44:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I know. Those steroids I’ve been taking have made me a bit of a short fuse today haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3779"},{"timestamp":1664210705,"iso":"2022-09-26T17:45:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Apologies. Hopefully i’m not sounding too ridiculous 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3780"},{"timestamp":1664210821,"iso":"2022-09-26T17:47:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve just vented on some poor customer service person at fortnum and mason, 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3781"},{"timestamp":1664210824,"iso":"2022-09-26T17:47:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God forgive me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3782"},{"timestamp":1664212663,"iso":"2022-09-26T18:17:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha no it's fair enough","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3783"},{"timestamp":1664212767,"iso":"2022-09-26T18:19:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I remember saying to a guy from ... DPD? DHL? one of them ... that I really appreciated all his help but you need someone to complain at, and the company - I'm sure quite deliberately - uses them as human shields","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3784"},{"timestamp":1664212800,"iso":"2022-09-26T18:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I vaguely remember likening it to Dresden, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3785"},{"timestamp":1664212831,"iso":"2022-09-26T18:20:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That I was really complaining at him for good reason, pour encourager les autres","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3786"},{"timestamp":1664212933,"iso":"2022-09-26T18:22:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I think there exist good reasons to be angry, at least hypothetically (and, in our kitchen, also _actually_)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3787"},{"timestamp":1664224401,"iso":"2022-09-26T21:33:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw wrt Jacques and meth, I meant to say we really ought to get our stories, uh, crystal clear…\n\nLike, I did tell him a mostly accurate version (that we had been taking it somewhat often at weekends, and the odd Thurs or Fri*), though I _didn’t_ tell him I was on it as we spoke (Sat night) mostly bc I know it makes non-druggies feel weird when they know that.\n\nHave you said anything? Have you not said anything? Have you glaringly omitted anything? Is it a big deal for any reason if either you’ve underplayed the truth or (less likely but poss) if I have?\n\n*prob some of our flat-hunting sessions fell on other days, but honestly I don’t remember anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3788"},{"timestamp":1664224431,"iso":"2022-09-26T21:33:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"haha, god, ‘less likely’ only in the sense that I said so much of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3789"},{"timestamp":1664224452,"iso":"2022-09-26T21:34:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not that I’m just a tremendously moral and upstanding person and you’re an ignoble scoundrel","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3790"},{"timestamp":1664226188,"iso":"2022-09-26T22:03:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3791"},{"timestamp":1664226200,"iso":"2022-09-26T22:03:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I meant to say: I repaired to my room to make a burnt offering to the gods","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3792"},{"timestamp":1664226216,"iso":"2022-09-26T22:03:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Without the risk of your and Jacques’s coming in midway through","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3793"},{"timestamp":1664226228,"iso":"2022-09-26T22:03:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have not just left my plate etc with no plan to come back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3794"},{"timestamp":1664230481,"iso":"2022-09-26T23:14:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3795","attachments":["static/photos/479dd43d-65c7-4f8a-829e-9a963bf88a0e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664230643,"iso":"2022-09-26T23:17:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahhahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3796"},{"timestamp":1664234021,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:13:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think the lighter fluid might have given the game away","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3797"},{"timestamp":1664234063,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:14:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I don’t know why I jumped up so quickly I don’t particularly care too much lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3798"},{"timestamp":1664234071,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:14:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, if weed brings out latent schizophrenia, meth has 1000% brought out my latent Asperger’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3799"},{"timestamp":1664234083,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:14:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"not terribly latent in the first place admittedly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3800"},{"timestamp":1664234088,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:14:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you mind if I have a puff. When I have my set on it it’s hard to get it off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3801"},{"timestamp":1664234090,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:14:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3802"},{"timestamp":1664234098,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:14:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m being so desperate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3803"},{"timestamp":1664234114,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:15:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah you did seem quite alarmed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3804"},{"timestamp":1664234132,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:15:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah it’s fine, I’ll grab one of the other pipes and just give it to you with something in it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3805"},{"timestamp":1664234154,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:15:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And indeed the other lighter","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3806"},{"timestamp":1664234178,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:16:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you soooo much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3807"},{"timestamp":1664234181,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:16:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the other canister with the lighter flu- ah dammit that’s the one thing missing from the ark","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3808"},{"timestamp":1664234193,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:16:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me send you some money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3809"},{"timestamp":1664234196,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:16:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I feel so awful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3810"},{"timestamp":1664234254,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:17:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I really don’t care, it’s fine - I’m gonna, uh, ‘have recourse to Brendan’s services’ before we move out anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3811"},{"timestamp":1664234271,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:17:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If nothing else, I’ll probably want to get some for whenever I can do it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3812"},{"timestamp":1664234342,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:19:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah same","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3813"},{"timestamp":1664234349,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:19:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Actually (when I was sitting around flat-chatting with him lol) he did indicate that he’d deliver to that Canonsbury-adjacent flat, which is basically my parents, lol …. but best not open that particular Pandora’s box)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3814"},{"timestamp":1664234361,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:19:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wouldn’t mind seeing Brendan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3815"},{"timestamp":1664234363,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:19:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3816"},{"timestamp":1664234369,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:19:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"my parents’*, possessive","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3817"},{"timestamp":1664234381,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:19:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As in it’s only a bit dalstonwards of them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3818"},{"timestamp":1664234403,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:20:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha well he’s seen the shortlist and he covers all of that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3819"},{"timestamp":1664234465,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:21:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah, obv dalstonwards is further away from him / from the centre, so I guess _a fortiori_ he probably… dammit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3820"},{"timestamp":1664234515,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:21:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I’m always a bit apprehensive also that my Juul sounds a bit like I’m lighting up meth, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3821"},{"timestamp":1664234523,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:22:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Poor Jacques","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3822"},{"timestamp":1664234530,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:22:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, willl grab stuff now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3823"},{"timestamp":1664234552,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:22:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahha don’t worry, I can’t hear anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3824"},{"timestamp":1664234581,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:23:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Interesting! Haha actually I guess not, no, I can’t imagine ever hearing something so quiet from your room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3825"},{"timestamp":1664234629,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:23:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eg I can hear you talking now but can’t make out the actual words, and mostly all I hear is any bumps that come through the floor","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3826"},{"timestamp":1664234675,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:24:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway sorry - bloody meth induced tunnel vision - will gather the stuff now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3827"},{"timestamp":1664234780,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:26:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m afraid it might be quite a tiny bit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3828"},{"timestamp":1664234809,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:26:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahha, I gosh sorry darling :(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3829"},{"timestamp":1664234817,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:26:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll pipe down abit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3830"},{"timestamp":1664234820,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I’m oddly ravenous and might make some pasta and pesto (my nanny always did it & its 100% my lazy comfort food; the cheaper the pesto, the better, for some reason)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3831"},{"timestamp":1664234825,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:27:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So let me know if you want some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3832"},{"timestamp":1664234832,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:27:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god lol that wasn’t my point, sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3833"},{"timestamp":1664234834,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:27:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh really I just one the one puff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3834"},{"timestamp":1664234854,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:27:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I was just illustrating my point - not remotely loud enough to disturb me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3835"},{"timestamp":1664234860,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:27:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhaha fortunately I’m not very hungry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3836"},{"timestamp":1664234884,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:28:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There are some cheese soufflés in the fridge which you’re welcome to and a pizza","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3837"},{"timestamp":1664234904,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:28:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I hope you mean ‘unfortunately’.. Reminds me of the reply my sister got at work from that prof","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3838"},{"timestamp":1664234932,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:28:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(The “dear Florence, I am delighted to inform you I will be on holiday”, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3839"},{"timestamp":1664234943,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:29:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yeah where should I leave el methe ?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3840"},{"timestamp":1664234981,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:29:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also thanks! I’m prob going to do the pasta but, for the offer, grazie mille 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3841"},{"timestamp":1664234984,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:29:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh in your bathroom maybe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3842"},{"timestamp":1664234991,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:29:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you Soo much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3843"},{"timestamp":1664235001,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:30:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3844"},{"timestamp":1664235005,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:30:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect, that makes sense - I’ll let you know in half a min when I’ve made the deposit 🕵🏻‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3845"},{"timestamp":1664235015,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:30:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, that’s not the spy word","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3846"},{"timestamp":1664235022,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:30:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When I’ve made the drop.. eh whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3847"},{"timestamp":1664235062,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:31:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3848"},{"timestamp":1664235080,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:31:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"👮‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3849"},{"timestamp":1664235234,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:33:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Les drogues est dans la salle de bains","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3850"},{"timestamp":1664235247,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:34:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit, les drogues _sont_…*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3851"},{"timestamp":1664235288,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:34:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually why am I using French as a (well, jokey) code language","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3852"},{"timestamp":1664235302,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:35:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Drugs in toile’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3853"},{"timestamp":1664235311,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:35:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahhaha amazing darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3854"},{"timestamp":1664235314,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:35:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s meant to be a cockney style glottal stop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3855"},{"timestamp":1664235316,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:35:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you so Judy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3856"},{"timestamp":1664235325,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:35:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs, it’s my Judy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3857"},{"timestamp":1664235337,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:35:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Much*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3858"},{"timestamp":1664235356,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:35:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol Jacque is just sitting here making annoying jokes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3859"},{"timestamp":1664235363,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:36:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘Much much much Judy’?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3860"},{"timestamp":1664235367,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:36:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He really can’t read a room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3861"},{"timestamp":1664235392,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:36:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol what do you mean? About your manque de meth? Or what?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3862"},{"timestamp":1664235467,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:37:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve left the gas o it side","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3863"},{"timestamp":1664235474,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:37:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume you couldn’t hear my knocking","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3864"},{"timestamp":1664235481,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:38:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hopefully you’ll get these texts","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3865"},{"timestamp":1664235496,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:38:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait shit I’ll just give you my lighter","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3866"},{"timestamp":1664235508,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:38:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you leave the other outside, we can just swap and I’ll refill as needed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3867"},{"timestamp":1664235566,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:39:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I’ve got my lighter if you want it - maybe just drop by my room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3868"},{"timestamp":1664235598,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:39:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus Christ I’m not even worried about the meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3869"},{"timestamp":1664235612,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:40:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m more worried Jacques now thinks we’re having some sort of torrid affair","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3870"},{"timestamp":1664235684,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:41:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or god knows what.. I think the elaborate hugger-mugger is prob somewhat incommensurate to the tiny thing we’re trying to hide","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3871"},{"timestamp":1664235692,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:41:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3872"},{"timestamp":1664235722,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:42:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"about Jacques finding out about the meth.. is what I meant for that to mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3873"},{"timestamp":1664235868,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:44:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ I really think it’s easier to just say … though for tonight I guess it’s done and dusted, enfin la fin","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3874"},{"timestamp":1664235903,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:45:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But the truth can be spoken only by one who rests in it, as old Witt says","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3875"},{"timestamp":1664236050,"iso":"2022-09-27T00:47:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^^ at minimum I should be 100% clear that _I_ - like, for my part - don’t mind in the least","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3876"},{"timestamp":1664237181,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:06:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol honestly hi have no idea how you can write this texts after smoking that stuff. I’m far too jittery. Did he come downstairs to the bathroom? That annoys me, honestly, he doesn’t know how to behave, following me yo the bathroom. If I was sure it was him, I’d open the door and blow it in his face. I don’t like snoopers haha.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3877"},{"timestamp":1664237231,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:07:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I mean he really couldn’t of picked a wrong time, he suggested going else tomorrow.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3878"},{"timestamp":1664237231,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:07:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What? No, that was me, lol, I’m sure I said in my texts - I just heard you clicking the empty lighter 😄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3879"},{"timestamp":1664237242,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:07:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha ohhh inseee","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3880"},{"timestamp":1664237246,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:07:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3881"},{"timestamp":1664237254,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:07:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ This is why I was worried about doing meth downstairs - some sounds seem to travel very well, like the clicking, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3882"},{"timestamp":1664237265,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:07:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Trebles I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3883"},{"timestamp":1664237277,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:07:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like why Kieran talking downstairs is especially annoying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3884"},{"timestamp":1664237284,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:08:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah no worries lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3885"},{"timestamp":1664237311,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:08:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I heard you accusing him when I was heading back to my room, but I assumed this was some 4D chess sorta thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3886"},{"timestamp":1664237334,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:08:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like you hadn’t opened the bathroom door and engaged in some kind of meth-related skulduggery","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3887"},{"timestamp":1664237337,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:08:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3888"},{"timestamp":1664237381,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:09:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol he’s always at my apron strings 😅😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3889"},{"timestamp":1664237415,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:10:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah fair enough, I don’t blame you given your having to share a room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3890"},{"timestamp":1664237441,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:10:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the flat move and stuff, lol - and also probably some meth paranoia 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3891"},{"timestamp":1664237460,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically it’s a bit crowded here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3892"},{"timestamp":1664237496,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:11:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"*well, really for you, and less so now for me 🤪","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3893"},{"timestamp":1664237653,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:14:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For CHRIST’S sake kieran has even left the fucking pans unwashed in the sink","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3894"},{"timestamp":1664237746,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:15:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Brilliant, I’ll just wash up the pots, pans, cutlery, crockery, probably the fucking pasta itself, and after qualifying as a _chef de dishwashing_ for a three-star restaurant I at last can make a bowl of fucking pasta","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3895"},{"timestamp":1664238009,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:20:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3896","attachments":["static/photos/8023972b-3d0a-4d23-a10c-c7ffcffa6931.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664238309,"iso":"2022-09-27T01:25:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, please please please tell me if my 1:30am cooking is in the least bit audible from your room - I can v easily close the door (I’m only _not_ closing it bc Tig & Pig hate closed doors, and supposing you can’t hear)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3897"},{"timestamp":1664240618,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:03:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also sorry about the cat noise, if you’re still awake - they’re having a grand old time playing with the remaining box (which they’ve knocked 45deg off the sofa so it’s balanced against the coffee table) 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3898"},{"timestamp":1664241582,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:19:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This behaviour won’t last long at Edward’s.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3899"},{"timestamp":1664241627,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:20:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No no no, don’t do it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3900"},{"timestamp":1664241634,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:20:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The cleaner will","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3901"},{"timestamp":1664241702,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:21:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hate to pass the buck like, but it’s neither of ours. Maybe a a few things are, but certainly not the bulk 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3902"},{"timestamp":1664241734,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:22:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol bless them 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3903"},{"timestamp":1664242086,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:28:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’m only doing it so I can make some pasta.. God you’d think he was the one who’d grown up in supposed poverty, having to do things for himself, like in that Monty Python sketch with the Yorkshiremen, etc 🙄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3904"},{"timestamp":1664242167,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:29:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, my grandma is more self-sufficient than he is, and she only learned at university that _the lights didn’t turn on by themselves when she walked into a room_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3905"},{"timestamp":1664242181,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:29:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"[and that most people didn’t have servants to do it]","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3906"},{"timestamp":1664242254,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:30:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s also left dirty plates and cutlery _on the kitchen table_ – because we all know that when the sink is full of rubbish, it’s a sign that you should….. leave your future rubbish on the table!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3907"},{"timestamp":1664242319,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:31:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hence the traditional English phrase “everything including the kitchen sink, and also table”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3908"},{"timestamp":1664242930,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:42:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"hahahhahaha this has been going on for months. Its so annoying, even though he sits in the kitchen all day working ( asking us to leave when hes on a call) and doesn't do anything about it haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3909"},{"timestamp":1664242971,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:42:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"i came back from Ireland once and the kitchen was in a similar to what it is now.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3910"},{"timestamp":1664243021,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:43:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I reluctantly cleaned them, and the moment i finished Kieran started cooking with the same pots and pans which had been there for a few days","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3911"},{"timestamp":1664243027,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:43:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"after he used them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3912"},{"timestamp":1664243051,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:44:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"he put them back in the sink, where they remained for several more days","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3913"},{"timestamp":1664243065,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:44:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62510560/?search_identifier=cf0233098223eb7a57422afd3ad9ec2d","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3914"},{"timestamp":1664243079,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:44:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"^^ Check this one out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3915"},{"timestamp":1664243086,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:44:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"its so cheep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3916"},{"timestamp":1664243088,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:44:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"three bed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3917"},{"timestamp":1664243090,"iso":"2022-09-27T02:44:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"in CG","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3918"},{"timestamp":1664244515,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:08:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, a classic…. I just don’t know how he survives in the world","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3919"},{"timestamp":1664244540,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, Durkheim talks about altruistic suicide as one of his four (I think?) kinds of suicide","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3920"},{"timestamp":1664244556,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:09:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have seriously considered altruistic homicide","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3921"},{"timestamp":1664244574,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:09:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol - also yeah I’ll take a look now at that flat 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3922"},{"timestamp":1664244595,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:09:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"flats.docx document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3923"},{"timestamp":1664244601,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:10:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"have a look at these ones too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3924"},{"timestamp":1664244609,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:10:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"some are quite exciting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3925"},{"timestamp":1664244763,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:12:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62503631/?search_identifier=190c4aecf0db77343b8eb8347097232b","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3926"},{"timestamp":1664244866,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:14:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62458157/?search_identifier=190c4aecf0db77343b8eb8347097232b","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3927"},{"timestamp":1664244953,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:15:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62511698/?search_identifier=2e29dfd3d41fa8d136442db02c05dd93","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3928"},{"timestamp":1664244969,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:16:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"^^^ This one ticks all the boxes for me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3929"},{"timestamp":1664244988,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:16:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"just tell me to stop if this is on overload","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3930"},{"timestamp":1664245126,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:18:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62491601/?search_identifier=2e29dfd3d41fa8d136442db02c05dd93","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3931"},{"timestamp":1664246022,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:33:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127415660#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3932"},{"timestamp":1664246049,"iso":"2022-09-27T03:34:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126206825#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3933"},{"timestamp":1664282879,"iso":"2022-09-27T13:47:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://cleansimply.co.uk/book-a-cleaning/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3934"},{"timestamp":1664282913,"iso":"2022-09-27T13:48:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think this one is the best value","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3935"},{"timestamp":1664282913,"iso":"2022-09-27T13:48:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"are you able to book it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3936"},{"timestamp":1664283368,"iso":"2022-09-27T13:56:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh sorry I missed last night’s texts too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3937"},{"timestamp":1664283391,"iso":"2022-09-27T13:56:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some of those look awesome - I’ll take a proper look in 10 mins or so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3938"},{"timestamp":1664283423,"iso":"2022-09-27T13:57:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, re the cleaning: what would the actual date / time be? Do you have any prefs (or strict requirements)?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3939"},{"timestamp":1664283439,"iso":"2022-09-27T13:57:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think early tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3940"},{"timestamp":1664283466,"iso":"2022-09-27T13:57:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just the carpets Need to ve clean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3941"},{"timestamp":1664283604,"iso":"2022-09-27T14:00:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, Alex’s turning up suddenly made me want some meth - like Proust and his madeleine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3942"},{"timestamp":1664283765,"iso":"2022-09-27T14:02:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, I opened WhatsApp just to say that & didn’t register your messages","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3943"},{"timestamp":1664283795,"iso":"2022-09-27T14:03:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(think I’m so used to random chitchat in this thread)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3944"},{"timestamp":1664283813,"iso":"2022-09-27T14:03:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, cool, will do early tomorrow 👌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3945"},{"timestamp":1664286501,"iso":"2022-09-27T14:48:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Me too 😭","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3946"},{"timestamp":1664286528,"iso":"2022-09-27T14:48:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Amazing did we manage to get a slot?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3947"},{"timestamp":1664295857,"iso":"2022-09-27T17:24:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not yet, per my other message - sorry, I’ll reply to them now (about how many bathrooms and maybe more stuff, I just scanned it) but I’ve not been able to give it much time 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3948"},{"timestamp":1664295875,"iso":"2022-09-27T17:24:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah I know this is equally my responsibility and I can sort it out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3949"},{"timestamp":1664295899,"iso":"2022-09-27T17:24:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I wish I could just pay someone to do the whole bloody move for me (not movers - like, admin and everything)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3950"},{"timestamp":1664295924,"iso":"2022-09-27T17:25:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhh sorry, I would do it but I can’t get into my banking app, to verify the payment 🫠🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3951"},{"timestamp":1664295991,"iso":"2022-09-27T17:26:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just wonder if there’s a deadline for getting a clean tomorrow lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3952"},{"timestamp":1664307081,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:31:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you put your email down for the cleaner?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3953"},{"timestamp":1664307104,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:31:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I checked through the form and you’d left yours - I wondered about changing it but didn’t","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3954"},{"timestamp":1664307115,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:31:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh I see","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3955"},{"timestamp":1664307136,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:32:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was just wondering as they still haven’t sent an email through 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3956"},{"timestamp":1664307195,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:33:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, odd… I’ll check mine but I’m sure I didn’t (not ‘sure’ in the colloquial sense of ‘kinda sure’, but ‘sure’ in the … actually fuck it I give up on this godforsaken language)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3957"},{"timestamp":1664307235,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:33:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did they credit your account?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3958"},{"timestamp":1664307251,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:34:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I actually used the (unicode) character for the existential quantifier the other day in a work doc, bc I had no other clear way to say the fucking thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3959"},{"timestamp":1664307271,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:34:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hope, but more likely they debited it 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3960"},{"timestamp":1664307280,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:34:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(you mean the cleaning co, right?)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3961"},{"timestamp":1664307307,"iso":"2022-09-27T20:35:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, wasn’t meant to sound snarky, it’s like the chemise thing - nightmare to remember","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3962"},{"timestamp":1664312078,"iso":"2022-09-27T21:54:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My god, I just noticed you can actually see when the meth solidifies, if you look down at it closeishly - it clouds over, in maybe a second, from the hottest point outwards.. It's actually quite fun to watch","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3963"},{"timestamp":1664312333,"iso":"2022-09-27T21:58:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually I wonder what its melting point is, and I guess its boiling point too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3964"},{"timestamp":1664312395,"iso":"2022-09-27T21:59:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"After reflexively grabbing it by the _fornacula_ the other day, I know it cools down very rapidly - like, it hurt, but didn't burn me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3965"},{"timestamp":1664312431,"iso":"2022-09-27T22:00:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh ofc haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3966"},{"timestamp":1664312451,"iso":"2022-09-27T22:00:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg this is my favourite bit 😍😍😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3967"},{"timestamp":1664313766,"iso":"2022-09-27T22:22:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it's close but for me I'd have to say inhaling the meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3968"},{"timestamp":1664313770,"iso":"2022-09-27T22:22:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3969"},{"timestamp":1664316420,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, I just realised I didn’t write down the PIN you mentioned","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3970"},{"timestamp":1664316440,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:07:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can confirm what I recall on here, if that’s cool security-wise?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3971"},{"timestamp":1664316456,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:07:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And was also gonna ask for bank details in order to transfer the £ first","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3972"},{"timestamp":1664316465,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:07:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry about this - I always remember at the last min","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3973"},{"timestamp":1664316474,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:07:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’ve not left yet, and no huge rush)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3974"},{"timestamp":1664316486,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:08:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks again for all of this - much much much obliged 🙌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3975"},{"timestamp":1664317035,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:17:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, still no huge rush but buzzing in case you missed these","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3976"},{"timestamp":1664317054,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:17:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, it really pains me to be like this, and I really appreciate the favour","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3977"},{"timestamp":1664317105,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:18:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry I was on the phone lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3978"},{"timestamp":1664317109,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:18:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3979","attachments":["static/photos/5408c176-b758-477f-8ec4-8551284582ea.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664317152,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:19:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah thanks, perfect! And no worries, yeah, I could hear (not voices but the vague muffled sound of platonic Voice, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3980"},{"timestamp":1664317170,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:19:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well obviously not the other person on the phone I suppose, given I’m not an owl","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3981"},{"timestamp":1664317213,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:20:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yeah, thanks so much, I’m greatly indebted to you*\n\n*not as a result of going on a shopping spree with your card or suchlike","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3982"},{"timestamp":1664317813,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:30:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I’ve left the door open downstairs for Pig - sorry, I know it’s not quite comme il faut, but it should realistically be fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3983"},{"timestamp":1664317837,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:30:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(As in, while I’m gone - to be 100% clear)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3984"},{"timestamp":1664318077,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:34:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey could you possibly remind me of the PIN? I actually entered mine unthinkingly, and think I remember what you said but I don’t want to get it wrong, in case it swallows your card","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3985"},{"timestamp":1664318100,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m really sorry for this whole rigmarole","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3986"},{"timestamp":1664318130,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:35:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh not at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3987"},{"timestamp":1664318134,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:35:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s 7432","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3988"},{"timestamp":1664318135,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:35:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can call if you prefer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3989"},{"timestamp":1664318139,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:35:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh perfect thanks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3990"},{"timestamp":1664318157,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:35:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just meant security-wise, though in reality WhatsApp is as secure as can get","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3991"},{"timestamp":1664318171,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:36:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And lol that is indeed what I remembered anyway 🙈","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3992"},{"timestamp":1664318265,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:37:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perfect, done, all fine - spat and didn’t swallow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3993"},{"timestamp":1664318276,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:37:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Je te remercie","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3994"},{"timestamp":1664319460,"iso":"2022-09-27T23:57:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This was a joke, to be clear - spat cash and didn’t swallow your card (as I said I was worried about)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3995"},{"timestamp":1664321444,"iso":"2022-09-28T00:30:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I was just listening to that poem of Auden’s about homeness (https://youtu.be/pUGVqup9ZGo?t=2800) to mark the occasion 😇 Never forget, never again..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3996"},{"timestamp":1664321515,"iso":"2022-09-28T00:31:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In particular the line about not needing ‘to be at home to those I am not at home with’\n\n(ok, in that old-fashioned sense we weren’t ‘at home to’ Kieran, but gimme some artistic license)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3997"},{"timestamp":1664348481,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:01:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, sorry, I assumed you were awake but if you’re still trying to sleep I can turn off the hoover","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3998"},{"timestamp":1664348516,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:01:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lmk - I don’t really care when it goes on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-3999"},{"timestamp":1664351111,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:45:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry also for the crashing noises - I’m in a bit of a situation fausse here, what with not being able to close the door (bc cats) or delay the crashing (bc move-out deadline)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4000"},{"timestamp":1664351143,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:45:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So hopefully you are - and were - awake (lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4001"},{"timestamp":1664351168,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:46:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’ve been up since 6 so it’s been fine. I was worried my alarm was waking you up haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4002"},{"timestamp":1664351711,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:55:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, nah, I've been semi-awake for ages - I've had fitful sleep (at best) from the meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4003"},{"timestamp":1664351735,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:55:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Bloody Meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4004"},{"timestamp":1664351737,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:55:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But oh well, I knew that was what these few days would be like - I'm actually pleased with how it's gone so far (in general, though also therefore with my sanity/meth/etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4005"},{"timestamp":1664351763,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:56:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve just seen a homeless man give another homeless man a BJ on Pread st","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4006"},{"timestamp":1664351766,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:56:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha - I'm eternally grateful for its honestly quite mindblowing power to let you cope without sleep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4007"},{"timestamp":1664351773,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:56:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"jeeeeesus","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4008"},{"timestamp":1664351782,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:56:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"christ, as I was saying to Louis:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4009"},{"timestamp":1664351795,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:56:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4010"},{"timestamp":1664351825,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:57:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ sounds like you saw someone struggling with the \"? -> money\" stage, lol...","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4011"},{"timestamp":1664351920,"iso":"2022-09-28T08:58:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"though honestly, even in my worst throes _(and there's nothing worse than being the deadest you've ever felt in your life from withdrawal fatigue, not wanting to move an inch, yet also needing to go down to Bethnal Green and socialise with some homeless men just to be in for a chance of being ripped off for some crap heroin)_ I don't think I'd have plumbed those depths","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4012"},{"timestamp":1664352039,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:00:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"always thought Lou Reed nailed it, tho I've never known why the music is so cheerful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99og_g7rXnA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4013"},{"timestamp":1664352067,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:01:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"haha actually was I playing this song / that album when we were waiting for Zac once?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4014"},{"timestamp":1664352224,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:03:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4015"},{"timestamp":1664352269,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:04:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it puts you in a bit of a bind, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4016"},{"timestamp":1664352285,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:04:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But ON THE STREET??? What? Where exactly?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4017"},{"timestamp":1664352298,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:04:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just outside the super drug","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4018"},{"timestamp":1664352305,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:05:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Curiously apposite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4019"},{"timestamp":1664352317,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:05:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure you can still catch them in the act 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4020"},{"timestamp":1664352336,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:05:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe you can get a good deal.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4021"},{"timestamp":1664352373,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:06:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I can get meth for sex from any of 200 different suppliers in like 0.7 seconds","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4022"},{"timestamp":1664352385,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:06:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(…grindr)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4023"},{"timestamp":1664352498,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:08:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, when does Jacques go? I have no modesty about smoking meth around you, but with him I’m a bit ill at ease, not quite sure what he thinks or knows or is desired to know or cetera","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4024"},{"timestamp":1664352546,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:09:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And given my lack of sleep and my current ‘fuck it’ attitude - like I said, you can’t take it with you when you go - it’s highly likely to be early","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4025"},{"timestamp":1664352568,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:09:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not lack of sleep.. want of sleep, whatever you’d say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4026"},{"timestamp":1664352654,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:10:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaalso - sorry to inundate you - we really ought to be serious about not bringing so much as a crystal of the stuff into the next world","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4027"},{"timestamp":1664352662,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:11:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(to extend the metaphor... the new flat/house, that is)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4028"},{"timestamp":1664353201,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:20:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, I just realised I have to be on a call in 10 mins about something I'm meant to have looked into but for longwinded reasons have not -- 10 mins is usu enough time for this stuff when I'm using 100% of my brain, but *this does mean I am going to take some meth* so that my eyes stop closing & my brain works","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4029"},{"timestamp":1664353239,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:20:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so let me know if there's anything I can do to be less blatant about it - I'll close the door of course","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4030"},{"timestamp":1664353519,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:25:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Could you check the invoice number on the of the deep cleaner","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4031"},{"timestamp":1664353525,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:25:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah sure, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4032"},{"timestamp":1664353536,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:25:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah please don't worry about replying to that crap right now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4033"},{"timestamp":1664353552,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:25:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"except possibly jacques and meth - anyway not urgent - one sec, checking emails","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4034"},{"timestamp":1664353582,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:26:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait actually you put _your_ email in (I think some Hotmail address?)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4035"},{"timestamp":1664353596,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:26:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll read them after","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4036"},{"timestamp":1664353597,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:26:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Were we not talking last night about your not having got the email yet?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4037"},{"timestamp":1664353641,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:27:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah I didn’t get the email. So they’re trying to search via the bank payment.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4038"},{"timestamp":1664353706,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:28:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh I see","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4039"},{"timestamp":1664353713,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:28:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, the ID of the payment?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4040"},{"timestamp":1664353758,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:29:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit I've got a call - can this wait 10 mins? Really sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4041"},{"timestamp":1664353770,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:29:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, the call I meant here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4042"},{"timestamp":1664353783,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:29:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so in the end I'll read up while everyone else is speaking, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4043"},{"timestamp":1664353799,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:29:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or I guess try to blag my way through (at which I'll be equally useless today)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4044"},{"timestamp":1664354286,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:38:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"christ i hate the effect this stuff has on my speech - I can touch type these messages at basically the speed of speech, but for some reason my brain turns all _The King's Speech_ whenever I join a meeting or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4045"},{"timestamp":1664354298,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:38:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"aaanyway: I'm done","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4046"},{"timestamp":1664354330,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:38:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was gonna say, just before the call I checked my account and all I see that COULD be them is a £5.99 payment from 'Pending' (like, that's the name of the merchant)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4047"},{"timestamp":1664354365,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:39:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I strongly suspect that _is_ them, but I have no clue why they haven't taken the full amount - could we do it over the phone now? I'm happy either to give you my card details (fair's fair, lol) or to speak to them myself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4048"},{"timestamp":1664354407,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:40:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or ofc do it otherwise - obv I suspect phone is easiest, but it deosn't have to be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4049"},{"timestamp":1664354441,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:40:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah I called them they said they could only do it tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4050"},{"timestamp":1664354453,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:40:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Unlimited 07970 997 493 \n\nResponse Cleaning 0776 4849 644 \n\nHadley St James 0207 731 8900 \n\nEvo Cleaning 07590 019 172 \n\nIt might be quite hard to find on short notice but see if they can squeeze you in anywhere!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4051"},{"timestamp":1664354458,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:40:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you able to call these","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4052"},{"timestamp":1664354465,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:41:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I would but I have to head out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4053"},{"timestamp":1664354583,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:43:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah absolutely, I’ll call now - presumably this is to ask for a slot ab ovo?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4054"},{"timestamp":1664354612,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:43:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, that there’s not some existing context that I should explain / pick up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4055"},{"timestamp":1664354887,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:48:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No no","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4056"},{"timestamp":1664354899,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:48:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t called any of them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4057"},{"timestamp":1664355288,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:54:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool - in the worst case, could they come tomorrow? And, if so, how much should I disprefer that?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4058"},{"timestamp":1664355309,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:55:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"e.g. if one has a slot tomorrow but others are left to be called","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4059"},{"timestamp":1664355328,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:55:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No I don’t think they can come tomorrow as well we’re handing the keys over at noon.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4060"},{"timestamp":1664355332,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:55:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"From your POV alone I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4061"},{"timestamp":1664355346,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:55:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit - I forgot they take longer than mohammmed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4062"},{"timestamp":1664355358,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:55:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit ok","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4063"},{"timestamp":1664355376,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:56:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is extremely short notice then, basically, though thank god it’s early int he day","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4064"},{"timestamp":1664355388,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:56:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, that wasn’t meant to sound like a criticism of you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4065"},{"timestamp":1664355394,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:56:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just sizing up the situation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4066"},{"timestamp":1664355405,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:56:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You’ve obv done far more than I have or than you owed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4067"},{"timestamp":1664355473,"iso":"2022-09-28T09:57:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol if you don’t get anything in the next 20\nMins lmk x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4068"},{"timestamp":1664356675,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:17:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you Manage to get through to any of them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4069"},{"timestamp":1664356990,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:23:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, am on phone to one, will explain asap!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4070"},{"timestamp":1664357231,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:27:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, so, so far: \n\nUnlimited: I couldn’t get through (will try again)\n\nHadley St James: fully booked 👎 \n\nEvo Cleaning: calling me back in ~15 mins 🔜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4071"},{"timestamp":1664357261,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:27:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Fingers crossed for EVO","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4072"},{"timestamp":1664357326,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:28:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll call the one remaining in a few mins but I’m just in the middle of quite a hectic work thing 😬 \n\n^ I realise this is not supererogatory & I’m not, like, doing you a favour - I’ll do my part (or this fraction of my part) but frustratingly I didn’t plan work v well for this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4073"},{"timestamp":1664357338,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:28:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ with the time I spent writing that I prob could’ve called","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4074"},{"timestamp":1664357581,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:33:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh with the cancellation, and my card problem, I suppose it’s a bit hectic. I’m sure it won’t be impossible to get someone today haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4075"},{"timestamp":1664357691,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:34:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think not…. I detect a noticeable difference between what I’ll call the Landline Companies (proper firms with staff and bookings) vs the Mobile Companies (“let’s see if we can book you in” where I suspect ‘we’ is - as it were - the pluralis maiestatis..)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4076"},{"timestamp":1664357705,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:35:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4077"},{"timestamp":1664357722,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:35:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"TLDR: mobile numbers are prob individual cleaners or tiny groups that will be desperate for work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4078"},{"timestamp":1664357745,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:35:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I’ll call that last one now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4079"},{"timestamp":1664358745,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:52:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Evo called back and suggested coming at 4, but had a lot of questions for which I had no good answers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4080"},{"timestamp":1664358767,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:52:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you tell them to come?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4081"},{"timestamp":1664358769,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:52:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like: they want to know if the house is empty enough for everything to be accessible to clean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4082"},{"timestamp":1664358806,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:53:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They also would PREFER that we not re-enter the house after they clean - or maybe not ‘prefer’ but that’s customary - from the obvious enough legal liability standpoint","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4083"},{"timestamp":1664358874,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:54:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or, well, the fact that these tenancies often end in disputes, which - if we made a mess after they cleaned - could get nasty & they could get wrongly embroiled in it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4084"},{"timestamp":1664358938,"iso":"2022-09-28T10:55:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I tried to suggest to her that we were just thinking of it as a regular clean but more thorough, not as something we’d be planning to be able to rely on legally/contractually, but the words did not come out of my mouth terribly clearly at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4085"},{"timestamp":1664359891,"iso":"2022-09-28T11:11:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry - in effect there are two questions for you:\n\n- Is your room empty enough that they can clean everything, so to speak ‘inside out’?\n\n- How do you feel about the fact that we’re staying here afterwards & that it may affect the LEGAL usefulness of this clean? Is that part of what you were paying for, or not?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4086"},{"timestamp":1664359924,"iso":"2022-09-28T11:12:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I said I’d revert to her - as the Indians say - sorta asap ish, but no hard deadline","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4087"},{"timestamp":1664359984,"iso":"2022-09-28T11:13:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"actually I guess 'revert' _is_ just the Latin for 'get back to' 🤷‍♂️clever..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4088"},{"timestamp":1664361231,"iso":"2022-09-28T11:33:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes those things are fine :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4089"},{"timestamp":1664361240,"iso":"2022-09-28T11:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK perfect, thanks!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4090"},{"timestamp":1664362101,"iso":"2022-09-28T11:48:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Confirmed for 2-3pm ✅ (Still haven’t actually discussed price, but honestly I’d exercise my options just to get out of this place, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4091"},{"timestamp":1664362147,"iso":"2022-09-28T11:49:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know I said 4pm earlier - so did they - but understandably at such short notice they can’t stand on ceremony","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4092"},{"timestamp":1664362799,"iso":"2022-09-28T11:59:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One sec, just writing an email to them to confirm the details","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4093"},{"timestamp":1664362806,"iso":"2022-09-28T12:00:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tell me if hugely urgent and I can pick up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4094"},{"timestamp":1664368685,"iso":"2022-09-28T13:38:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just to confirm, I've sent the £ and they should be here at 3pm by the latest estimate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4095"},{"timestamp":1664368706,"iso":"2022-09-28T13:38:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I think they said to budget for 5hrs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4096"},{"timestamp":1664368781,"iso":"2022-09-28T13:39:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry by the way for being such an indolent belaptopped narcotist throughout all of this.. At the end of the day I just have less to move, and tomorrow is allotted to moving it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4097"},{"timestamp":1664368838,"iso":"2022-09-28T13:40:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I'm sorry about leaving to you the cleaning stuff till this morning, and the landlord diplomacy really pretty much tout court","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4098"},{"timestamp":1664369048,"iso":"2022-09-28T13:44:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh not all. No need to apologise.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4099"},{"timestamp":1664369659,"iso":"2022-09-28T13:54:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eh… well, imma order some coffee, do you want some? Or Jacques?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4100"},{"timestamp":1664369718,"iso":"2022-09-28T13:55:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry for not replaying more fully, I’m just racing around. I would love some coffee ☕️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4101"},{"timestamp":1664369723,"iso":"2022-09-28T13:55:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Anything Iced","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4102"},{"timestamp":1664370088,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:01:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs at all, I’m usually just rubberducking anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4103"},{"timestamp":1664370132,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:02:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll grab something iced (or cold at least, since it’s Gorillas) - let me know if you fancy anything else","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4104"},{"timestamp":1664370178,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:02:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, really do - I’m not Croesus but I do not give an infinitesimal fraction of a fuck about a few quid","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4105"},{"timestamp":1664370214,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:03:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And we should def not be low on caffeine or whatever we need today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4106"},{"timestamp":1664370227,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:03:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahhaha that makes a pleasant change from Keiran lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4107"},{"timestamp":1664370247,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:04:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh if you could get some water 💧🙌🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4108"},{"timestamp":1664370256,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:04:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d really appreciate it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4109"},{"timestamp":1664370260,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:04:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha good yeah we didn’t puzzle out the mystery of Kieran’s finances","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4110"},{"timestamp":1664370267,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:04:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah of course!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4111"},{"timestamp":1664370279,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:04:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"A couple of bottles? And Fiji, right?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4112"},{"timestamp":1664370326,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:05:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol at your current consumption it might be cheaper to just buy a seaplane and fly to Fiji 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4113"},{"timestamp":1664370368,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:06:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4114","attachments":["static/photos/68ca95b5-90e9-4930-ba0f-8ad83c498771.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664370416,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:06:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nor Badoit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4115"},{"timestamp":1664370440,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:07:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nor Acqua Panna … eh let me just see if I can navigate to all their waters","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4116"},{"timestamp":1664370496,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:08:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4117","attachments":["static/photos/d42a28b9-8c68-4117-9d18-5bce9ccaeee9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664370496,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:08:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4118","attachments":["static/photos/e9b19451-4491-4730-bf42-f41d891cd013.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664370497,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:08:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4119","attachments":["static/photos/0cef92c1-5c23-4dc9-ab05-93090b2e0f9b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664370604,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:10:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah I’ll get you some water cans since they seem to have your imprimatur 😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4120"},{"timestamp":1664370768,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:12:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you so much darling 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4121"},{"timestamp":1664370825,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:13:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs! My pleasure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4122"},{"timestamp":1664370851,"iso":"2022-09-28T14:14:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very literally … god I could do with a coffee, the meth somehow just doesn’t hit the same way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4123"},{"timestamp":1664374761,"iso":"2022-09-28T15:19:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4124"},{"timestamp":1664374787,"iso":"2022-09-28T15:19:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(well, I can’t see what the hell else that could mean, in plain English … wow)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4125"},{"timestamp":1664375010,"iso":"2022-09-28T15:23:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, given all the stuff it says about neurotoxicity: please tell me if I’m going a bit Flowers for Algernon - like, if I start watching Ru Paul’s Drag Race or talking about how the Queen lived a life of service","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4126"},{"timestamp":1664375420,"iso":"2022-09-28T15:30:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4127","attachments":["static/photos/e91cb373-e072-41ec-bfff-2d5c6907136d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664375840,"iso":"2022-09-28T15:37:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ for the record my 3pm call got quietly moved to 4:30pm, so that’s not a factor any more I don’t think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4128"},{"timestamp":1664381454,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:10:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m doing selections for your bathroom - they want to know what’s to be taken and what goes straight to the showers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4129"},{"timestamp":1664381484,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:11:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I gave it the old college try but I’ve now reached the third or fourth circle of hell: the sink drawers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4130"},{"timestamp":1664381504,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:11:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it’s not feasible for me to choose","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4131"},{"timestamp":1664381512,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:11:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure what you want - this isn’t all rubbish surely?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4132"},{"timestamp":1664381541,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:12:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because once I leave this room, it becomes _de jure_ a bin","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4133"},{"timestamp":1664381553,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:12:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh please just leave what’s in the drawers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4134"},{"timestamp":1664381557,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:12:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll get them when I’m back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4135"},{"timestamp":1664381565,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:12:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The issue is they then can’t clean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4136"},{"timestamp":1664381570,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:12:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you want them not to clean?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4137"},{"timestamp":1664381576,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:12:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The drawers I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4138"},{"timestamp":1664381597,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:13:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not even sure they’re comfortable with simply not cleaning, given the legal/disputes context and all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4139"},{"timestamp":1664381616,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:13:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I heard one of them crying not long ago","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4140"},{"timestamp":1664381695,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:14:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well we’re voiding that because we’re staying in after anyway no?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4141"},{"timestamp":1664381896,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:18:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I think so, but it’s still a bit of a shitty situation for them, I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4142"},{"timestamp":1664381944,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:19:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll come back and put it in a bag","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4143"},{"timestamp":1664382172,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:22:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thus far you’re probably lucky that you share my dad’s taste for Frederic Malle perfumes, because if it were Emporio Armani or whatev then it’d have gone straight in the bin, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4144"},{"timestamp":1664382225,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:23:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol sorry this is so bloody dramatic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4145"},{"timestamp":1664382250,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:24:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hhahah yes thank goodness for that.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4146"},{"timestamp":1664382253,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:24:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ I just mean in that I’m aware of its quality/expense - not that I’m making aesthetic judgements","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4147"},{"timestamp":1664382264,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:24:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll come back to sort it out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4148"},{"timestamp":1664382267,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:24:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also lucky it’s not kieran, hahaha - after what happened to the fridge…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4149"},{"timestamp":1664382276,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:24:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You haven’t thrown anything out have you? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4150"},{"timestamp":1664382278,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:24:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I know it’s stressful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4151"},{"timestamp":1664382281,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:24:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nope","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4152"},{"timestamp":1664382289,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:24:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nor will they before calling me to confirm; at the very least","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4153"},{"timestamp":1664382305,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:25:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Whereupon if you’ve not reached the house yet, I’ll try to have that conversation about not cleaning it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4154"},{"timestamp":1664382324,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:25:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, it’s more complex than it’d be with Mohammed - I’ve already had it to an extent about certain things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4155"},{"timestamp":1664383387,"iso":"2022-09-28T17:43:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait did I just hear you say you didn’t need to take them out ????","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4156"},{"timestamp":1664385593,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:19:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol that bathroom exchange was like your Sophie’s Choice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4157"},{"timestamp":1664385612,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:20:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4158","attachments":["static/photos/f1e35309-7df0-4161-bad7-f1a78659b86c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664385647,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:20:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though it’s very similar to my own texting, really - maybe it _is_ Asperger’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4159"},{"timestamp":1664385671,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:21:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eg my response about Goethe did not exactly sequitur","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4160"},{"timestamp":1664385746,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:22:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol he’s such a pain, not very perspective. I wouldn’t dream of getting in the way when people are trying to move. 🌪🌪","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4161"},{"timestamp":1664386088,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:28:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, it definitely is somewhat maladroit - I guess he could just not have picked up on it, if he does have Asperger’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4162"},{"timestamp":1664386116,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:28:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess it’s not one spectrum - probably some people have it more severely in some ways than others","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4163"},{"timestamp":1664386215,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:30:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like: I don’t think I’m particularly unusually socially unperceptive, but my (ab, mis)use of language is very Asperger’s - practically Aspergest’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4164"},{"timestamp":1664386359,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:32:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And obsessing oneself with one topic, carrying on at great length, not picking up on signs of uninterestedness (_not_ disinterest 😉) — though, eh, I do notice (and mostly expect) that the other person is uninterested, I just don’t give a fuck, hahah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4165"},{"timestamp":1664386368,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:32:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Getting quite meta here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4166"},{"timestamp":1664387629,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:53:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw you’ve got a mug of rice on the kitchen counter with a flannel on it, which I’d have thrown away if I’d not noticed it’s from the White Company","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4167"},{"timestamp":1664387643,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:54:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there a story behind this particular mise en scene","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4168"},{"timestamp":1664387678,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:54:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhh thank you. There’s a lot of dishes of mine which I need clean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4169"},{"timestamp":1664387693,"iso":"2022-09-28T18:54:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was following Kierans example haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4170"},{"timestamp":1664393223,"iso":"2022-09-28T20:27:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohh haha I thought it might’ve been something like you’d dropped your phone and were doing the old rice trick","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4171"},{"timestamp":1664393236,"iso":"2022-09-28T20:27:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The flannel confused me 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4172"},{"timestamp":1664393285,"iso":"2022-09-28T20:28:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve rescued it and washed the stuff (I mean, they would’ve, but Christ I feel like Marie Antoinette when I’m sitting around doing nothing)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4173"},{"timestamp":1664393310,"iso":"2022-09-28T20:28:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is fucking awful - one of them has been crying in the bathroom","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4174"},{"timestamp":1664393354,"iso":"2022-09-28T20:29:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure if it’s our house or is just that miserable a job regardless","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4175"},{"timestamp":1664393678,"iso":"2022-09-28T20:34:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"hahqhhahahahaha What? 😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4176"},{"timestamp":1664394710,"iso":"2022-09-28T20:51:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I'm not quite sure if it's the same one I thought I heard earlier","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4177"},{"timestamp":1664394731,"iso":"2022-09-28T20:52:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hard to tell if it's maybe just one person who's having a rough time of it, or whether these people are, like, slaves","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4178"},{"timestamp":1664394824,"iso":"2022-09-28T20:53:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But £500, between however many of them there are (and a cut to the woman who's evidently the bourgeoise) for like 5 hours' work and counting, it's not fucking much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4179"},{"timestamp":1664398360,"iso":"2022-09-28T21:52:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are they getting on ….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4180"},{"timestamp":1664398387,"iso":"2022-09-28T21:53:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are they still there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4181"},{"timestamp":1664400340,"iso":"2022-09-28T22:25:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, sorry, they left at maybe half past 9 - looks perfect to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4182"},{"timestamp":1664400390,"iso":"2022-09-28T22:26:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though I feel … I dunno, just sad and angry to see nice people forced into this evidently miserable kind of work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4183"},{"timestamp":1664400443,"iso":"2022-09-28T22:27:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Had a nice chat with one of them about India and Sri Lanka - I think she was the one crying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4184"},{"timestamp":1664400493,"iso":"2022-09-28T22:28:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though obv I’m hesitant to start inventing some kind of ‘personal fable’ that it was due to me, or even necessarily due to our house, and not a breakup or a bereavement or general weltschmerz or god only knows what","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4185"},{"timestamp":1664400537,"iso":"2022-09-28T22:28:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4186"},{"timestamp":1664401380,"iso":"2022-09-28T22:43:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg I can’t believe one of the cleaners was crying 😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4187"},{"timestamp":1664407644,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:27:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4188","attachments":["static/photos/880c594a-fae7-478d-b993-9009ee79e98d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664407680,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:28:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4189"},{"timestamp":1664407684,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:28:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah, 😂 in the sense that it’s comically awful, definitely.. But also just sad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4190"},{"timestamp":1664407701,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:28:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was my fathers account 😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4191"},{"timestamp":1664407719,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:28:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But in a way that I’d have no clue how to fix, bc I suspect it’s more than just ‘English capitalism’ and is a side effect also of their coming from India recently to work (as she said) etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4192"},{"timestamp":1664407720,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:28:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh I need to wipe the whole thing or get a new apple\nTV","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4193"},{"timestamp":1664407733,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:28:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh hmm, weird 🤔 no clue sadly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4194"},{"timestamp":1664407740,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:29:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You must work\nOut how much I’ve been spending","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4195"},{"timestamp":1664407755,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:29:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Although I just had to restart the Apple TV","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4196"},{"timestamp":1664407764,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:29:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So maybe it’s just went a bit weird","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4197"},{"timestamp":1664407774,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:29:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think it’s anything - and besides I wouldn’t consider it right to ask you to pay back some sum of money older than e.g. a couple of weeks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4198"},{"timestamp":1664407883,"iso":"2022-09-29T00:31:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think there’s an implicit rule that if I didn’t notice, then (a) I’ve long since compensated for my notional impoverishment and it didn’t bother me, while (b) you’ve long since compensated for your notional enrichment, and … ah duck it I’m too tired to write this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4199"},{"timestamp":1664434157,"iso":"2022-09-29T07:49:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No please let me, I’ve spent alot on Amazon prime aid feel bad if it was all coming from your account 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4200"},{"timestamp":1664438183,"iso":"2022-09-29T08:56:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh I’m sorry, I hope I didn’t wake you 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4201"},{"timestamp":1664444291,"iso":"2022-09-29T10:38:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4202","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1664468470,"iso":"2022-09-29T17:21:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How’s it going darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4203"},{"timestamp":1664468474,"iso":"2022-09-29T17:21:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"All okay?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4204"},{"timestamp":1664482364,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:12:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, sorry, no, not quite - Tig and Pig don’t get on with Wolfie (to summarise..) and are currently stuck in the bike shelter outside (with heat and light and water and food!), and I’m trying to sort something else out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4205"},{"timestamp":1664482495,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:14:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh. I’m sorry, what a palaver, that was the case with my cat in Ireland when we got a dog.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4206"},{"timestamp":1664482498,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:14:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no option available is ideal for long, assuming I want (a) to be with them, (b) not to be _in ongoing terms_ spending an inordinate amount per X (for a day or a week it’s fine, if it’s part of a larger plan)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4207"},{"timestamp":1664482510,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:15:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think they adjust gradually","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4208"},{"timestamp":1664482542,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:15:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My parents don’t seem to think so (& so the real problem at the moment is - respectfully, lol - them)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4209"},{"timestamp":1664482714,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:18:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, got waylaid by another practical conv about that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4210"},{"timestamp":1664482717,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:18:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4211"},{"timestamp":1664482738,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:18:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be fair, like my story of my school friend’s Rhodesian ridgeback eating their friends’ chihuahua at a dinner party, he _is_ a breed that’s notionally incompatible with, in this case, cats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4212"},{"timestamp":1664482749,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:19:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In that dog’s case, dogs and other carbon-based life forms","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4213"},{"timestamp":1664482792,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:19:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway the upshot is that I’m afraid I’m gonna be fairly rushed in terms of finding a flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4214"},{"timestamp":1664482871,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:21:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let’s get cracking. I wonder if we can get something temporary.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4215"},{"timestamp":1664482882,"iso":"2022-09-29T21:21:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you have a look at the flats a sent you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4216"},{"timestamp":1664488436,"iso":"2022-09-29T22:53:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’d really really really like that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4217"},{"timestamp":1664488684,"iso":"2022-09-29T22:58:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m on my way to my aunt’s for hopefully only a couple of nights or so - this is prob gonna require a short-term, less-short-term, and mid-term plan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4218"},{"timestamp":1664488736,"iso":"2022-09-29T22:58:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I hate this situation- I don’t know what I was fucking thinking, I could’ve done some viewings and we’d be in a new place by now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4219"},{"timestamp":1664488903,"iso":"2022-09-29T23:01:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ Sorry, I of course love my aunt but she’s in Harrow - it’s Harrow-on-the-Hill [ie the school & grounds & a handful of houses basically] but it’s still a nightmare to get anywhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4220"},{"timestamp":1664489717,"iso":"2022-09-29T23:15:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m sorry darling. You poor thing after all the chaos this afternoon.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4221"},{"timestamp":1664489907,"iso":"2022-09-29T23:18:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I take it there’s no one closer you can stay with for a few weeks who wouldn’t mind Tig and Pig 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4222"},{"timestamp":1664489916,"iso":"2022-09-29T23:18:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m totally frazzled rn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4223"},{"timestamp":1664489936,"iso":"2022-09-29T23:18:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But message me in the morning, and we can get work out a solution.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4224"},{"timestamp":1664494885,"iso":"2022-09-30T00:41:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve just got there and had some elevenses (well, eleven pm ses)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4225"},{"timestamp":1664495115,"iso":"2022-09-30T00:45:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, got waylaid","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4226"},{"timestamp":1664495212,"iso":"2022-09-30T00:46:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Meant to say: yeah, cats have settled in, & good to have some fixity for a day or two (and she’s away from tomorrow anyway)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4227"},{"timestamp":1664495215,"iso":"2022-09-30T00:46:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4228"},{"timestamp":1664495241,"iso":"2022-09-30T00:47:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And of course after I spend the day going through hell and finally get here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4229"},{"timestamp":1664495335,"iso":"2022-09-30T00:48:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My aunt says - off the top of her head, like she mightn’t’ve said it - that her old friend Ollie (who lives across the street) has an empty flat in Goodge St that’s free until she puts it back on the market","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4230"},{"timestamp":1664503623,"iso":"2022-09-30T03:07:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dear god harrow-on-the-hill Grindr is lousy with ‘18 year old’ kids from the school","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4231"},{"timestamp":1664533740,"iso":"2022-09-30T11:29:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4232"},{"timestamp":1664533750,"iso":"2022-09-30T11:29:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That good be a good stepping stone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4233"},{"timestamp":1664533760,"iso":"2022-09-30T11:29:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127452140#/media?id=media0&channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4234"},{"timestamp":1664533774,"iso":"2022-09-30T11:29:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This has been on for about a month","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4235"},{"timestamp":1664533789,"iso":"2022-09-30T11:29:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we few it and put a very Low offer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4236"},{"timestamp":1664533817,"iso":"2022-09-30T11:30:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Like 4600","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4237"},{"timestamp":1664540978,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:29:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4238","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1664540997,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:29:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam there was a laptop left In the flat is it yours?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4239"},{"timestamp":1664541023,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:30:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh it’s possible - I took 3 of mine but it’s very possible there was another","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4240"},{"timestamp":1664541029,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:30:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s a ThinkPad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4241"},{"timestamp":1664541030,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:30:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I lose track a bit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4242"},{"timestamp":1664541035,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:30:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4243","attachments":["static/photos/ab3a265d-f61d-4124-be2d-f5a7401cbeea.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664541037,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:30:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh that was meant to be rubbish, they can toss that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4244"},{"timestamp":1664541056,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:30:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s the drawer that I realised I had somehow missed on both the cleaners day and the moveout day","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4245"},{"timestamp":1664541099,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:31:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which is insane because I remember checking the chest of drawers several times - it’s like that cognitive illusion with the ball and the gorilla","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4246"},{"timestamp":1664541136,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:32:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, I left it there after I discovered it, so as not to disturb the inventory, & bc I don’t care that much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4247"},{"timestamp":1664541147,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:32:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Since we’ll have already been dinged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4248"},{"timestamp":1664541283,"iso":"2022-09-30T13:34:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They can take it if they want","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4249"},{"timestamp":1664548168,"iso":"2022-09-30T15:29:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah let's do it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4250"},{"timestamp":1664548190,"iso":"2022-09-30T15:29:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We could also consider short-term lets (like, 2-3 months - could give us time to find a forever home, though it's a complex decision)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4251"},{"timestamp":1664548254,"iso":"2022-09-30T15:30:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You also pay more: my family once (when a renovation overran) spent iirc £18k/mo - which was more money back in circa 2010 - on a shitty three-bedroom super-spartan flat in Highbury","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4252"},{"timestamp":1664548387,"iso":"2022-09-30T15:33:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, I was talking in entirely selfish terms - of course neither my aunt nor her friend would mind if you shared it, but it's a one-bedroom flat (and I think my aunt thought she'd offer it free or for a peppercorn rent)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4253"},{"timestamp":1664548424,"iso":"2022-09-30T15:33:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ but yeah, as my aunt said, it would be entirely up to you but it's more that she thought you wouldn't want to live in such straitened circs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4254"},{"timestamp":1664548435,"iso":"2022-09-30T15:33:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(based on the impression of you that I probably gave, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4255"},{"timestamp":1664548498,"iso":"2022-09-30T15:34:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4256","attachments":["static/photos/e6e6114a-f2c8-4df9-bfa6-92b5e9beddf3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664548499,"iso":"2022-09-30T15:34:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4257","attachments":["static/photos/cb7ce874-45cc-45d7-8361-c72fa2c0d585.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664549657,"iso":"2022-09-30T15:54:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I say 'friend' in deference to my aunt - they lived across the street in Hammersmith, they now live across the street in Harrowschoolville, and it's a bit of a transparent Susan Sontag / Annie Leibovitz sort of fiction","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4258"},{"timestamp":1664612618,"iso":"2022-10-01T09:23:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4259","attachments":["static/photos/059c522a-cd24-48c2-b331-961c1dfa0b08.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664612619,"iso":"2022-10-01T09:23:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4260","attachments":["static/photos/52ec96c1-646e-4c47-8d47-bffd99a2f6fd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664612619,"iso":"2022-10-01T09:23:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4261","attachments":["static/photos/67c66283-c36e-4c28-a137-ad0511f378fa.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664612669,"iso":"2022-10-01T09:24:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s how they did Pearl Harbor","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4262"},{"timestamp":1664706929,"iso":"2022-10-02T11:35:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahaha I don’t think 7 inches is anything to shout about lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4263"},{"timestamp":1664706961,"iso":"2022-10-02T11:36:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol that’s the exact one I use too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4264"},{"timestamp":1664706992,"iso":"2022-10-02T11:36:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let’s do it 🙌🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4265"},{"timestamp":1664738901,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:28:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127624124#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4266"},{"timestamp":1664738912,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:28:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling what do you make of this?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4267"},{"timestamp":1664739560,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:39:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ooh, let me look now! I’ve finally just got to the Goodge St flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4268"},{"timestamp":1664739583,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:39:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Where I am in perhaps the greatest Grindr hookup location: above Mr Toppers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4269"},{"timestamp":1664739593,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:39:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4270"},{"timestamp":1664739603,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:40:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4271"},{"timestamp":1664739603,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:40:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh fab, what’s it like there?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4272"},{"timestamp":1664739624,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:40:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4273","attachments":["static/photos/1c72635e-c14e-47a5-8991-81d994d6fb2f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664739652,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:40:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s actually very nice tbh - small-ish but very well finished","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4274"},{"timestamp":1664739653,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:40:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahhahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4275"},{"timestamp":1664739661,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:41:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4276"},{"timestamp":1664739672,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:41:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“For men & women” 😳","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4277"},{"timestamp":1664739680,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:41:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mr Toppers goes both ways","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4278"},{"timestamp":1664739714,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:41:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol sorry I’m too amused by Mr Toppers to care about anything else - you should come by if/when you’re back à Londres","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4279"},{"timestamp":1664739730,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:42:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll look at that flat now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4280"},{"timestamp":1664739740,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:42:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the others…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4281"},{"timestamp":1664739775,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:42:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah, lol, that’s a bit bizarre","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4282"},{"timestamp":1664739795,"iso":"2022-10-02T20:43:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, not to judge, obviously, but weird to make it the leading thing on your profile","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4283"},{"timestamp":1664841014,"iso":"2022-10-04T00:50:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4284","attachments":["static/photos/6c98e202-f55c-4734-a215-f182a22035d2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664841034,"iso":"2022-10-04T00:50:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually I don’t know why I wouldn’t do that - we’re never going to get it out of him otherwise 🤷‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4285"},{"timestamp":1664841084,"iso":"2022-10-04T00:51:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, Christ, it’s a sum of money I’d not even pick up if I dropped it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4286"},{"timestamp":1664866341,"iso":"2022-10-04T07:52:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes what was the cleaning.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4287"},{"timestamp":1664866343,"iso":"2022-10-04T07:52:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahah do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4288"},{"timestamp":1664866366,"iso":"2022-10-04T07:52:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He would be counting on that.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4289"},{"timestamp":1664866425,"iso":"2022-10-04T07:53:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s the “ASAP” and the “URGENT ⚠️” which annoys me.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4290"},{"timestamp":1664866507,"iso":"2022-10-04T07:55:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s so quick to get his deposit back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4291"},{"timestamp":1664875983,"iso":"2022-10-04T10:33:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4292","attachments":["static/photos/bcbfabf0-1c33-4b34-bf29-46c42aad4910.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664876024,"iso":"2022-10-04T10:33:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Nor in mine, nor _was_ or is it urgent, but then nor is this)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4293"},{"timestamp":1664876679,"iso":"2022-10-04T10:44:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was tempted to be petty and ignore the URGENT !!!!!!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4294"},{"timestamp":1664876699,"iso":"2022-10-04T10:44:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Which translates to “ drop what you’re doing and send me money”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4295"},{"timestamp":1664881166,"iso":"2022-10-04T11:59:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I saw them as they came in, but I'd sooner eat a hedgehog than dance attendance on Kieran and his 'urgent' shrieks for money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4296"},{"timestamp":1664881313,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:01:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will 100% pay this far more slowly than I would have if he'd sent it without that ... just out of sheer bloody-mindedness","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4297"},{"timestamp":1664881615,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:06:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yeah I think that's an apt translation - obv it's justifiable if e.g. one finds oneself stuck in a Mongolian jail without money to pay the bribe, but in these circs there's nothing bloody urgent about it at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4298"},{"timestamp":1664881708,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:08:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Kieran could perhaps do with a lesson in distinguishing 'urgent' from 'important' ..... along with other concepts, like 'right' from 'wrong', or 'sister' from 'fuckbuddy'","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4299"},{"timestamp":1664882229,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:17:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😭😂😭😭😂😂😂😭","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4300"},{"timestamp":1664882231,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:17:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"☠️☠️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4301"},{"timestamp":1664882244,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:17:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LMAO","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4302"},{"timestamp":1664882253,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:17:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you get follow up messages?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4303"},{"timestamp":1664883595,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:39:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nope.. I suspect he knew I was - shall we say - _more owed against than owing_, and decided against trying his luck","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4304"},{"timestamp":1664883647,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:40:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4305","attachments":["static/photos/6b3e2b9b-04f2-4a2a-b644-a90f06e8ba78.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664883671,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:41:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(well, not 'tried', it's just who I am - though 'magnanimous' is a more generous descriptor than 'cba')","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4306"},{"timestamp":1664883701,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:41:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah I suppose. I do not wonder after looking at the inventory, the damage he’s created is going to exceed his £1000 share of the deposit 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4307"},{"timestamp":1664883731,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:42:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not that it matters too much, but can’t imagine him reimbursing, we probably will never hear from him again if that’s the case lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4308"},{"timestamp":1664883759,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:42:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, like, I don't think I so much as _mentioned_ to him his notional share of the internet bills, for the whole time we were there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4309"},{"timestamp":1664883819,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:43:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"really because I don't care about it & nor should he, financially or socially","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4310"},{"timestamp":1664883883,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:44:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah, no, like I said, I'd not hand over a penny - to anyone - that I weren't content to lose","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4311"},{"timestamp":1664883895,"iso":"2022-10-04T12:44:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"with money it's always _adieu_ and never _au revoir_, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4312"},{"timestamp":1664884845,"iso":"2022-10-04T13:00:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4313","attachments":["static/photos/9e7ce46a-82f7-4a5d-a258-57835851be26.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664892824,"iso":"2022-10-04T15:13:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4314","attachments":["static/photos/b24a366e-5d5f-43df-b974-4ed2070d8ba3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664894615,"iso":"2022-10-04T15:43:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4315"},{"timestamp":1664894686,"iso":"2022-10-04T15:44:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4316"},{"timestamp":1664895973,"iso":"2022-10-04T16:06:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not sure I can spare a moment to (properly) look rn, but I should be able to later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4317"},{"timestamp":1664896003,"iso":"2022-10-04T16:06:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is it urgent, do we need to approve quickly?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4318"},{"timestamp":1664896010,"iso":"2022-10-04T16:06:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry to put this on you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4319"},{"timestamp":1664898780,"iso":"2022-10-04T16:53:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahahahahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4320"},{"timestamp":1664898788,"iso":"2022-10-04T16:53:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"⚠️⚠️⚠️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4321"},{"timestamp":1664898819,"iso":"2022-10-04T16:53:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hopefully he can manage a few hours","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4322"},{"timestamp":1664908579,"iso":"2022-10-04T19:36:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perfecto - will take a look in a moment :)\n\nAlso, lol, I just spent like ages wondering why the bread wasn't there which I'd bought earlier ..... only to realise my aunt had put it in the cupboard*, which I hadn't considered since I've totally adopted Raz's working-class bread-in-fridge convention\n\n*she came round in the morning to fix something, since this flat is hers & I couldn't","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4323"},{"timestamp":1664908629,"iso":"2022-10-04T19:37:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually tbf I only tend to put the rubbish pre-sliced newsagent-stocked sorta bread in the cupboard .... but that's most of what I buy now, for the same reason (plus Aspergerish preference for simplicity)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4324"},{"timestamp":1664908705,"iso":"2022-10-04T19:38:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ in turn, my aunt herself says 'serviette' rather than 'napkin' (from uni I think) and I'm always briefly befuddled by that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4325"},{"timestamp":1664908715,"iso":"2022-10-04T19:38:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(serviette being frightfully non-U, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4326"},{"timestamp":1664908717,"iso":"2022-10-04T19:38:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4327"},{"timestamp":1664908740,"iso":"2022-10-04T19:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"after that little disquisition I'm gonna make some toast & then handle the flat stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4328"},{"timestamp":1664911118,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:18:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is it just me, or is this not a sentence:\n\n> In addition, Beth Daniell's approach in \"Narratives of Literacy: Connecting College Composition to Culture\" describes how studies in \"little narratives [that] almost all examine literacy in particular local settings\" championed by scholars who \"seldom make theoretical statements that claim to be valid for literate cultures in general or literate cultures in general,\" which would allow students to engage in cultural critique (403).\n\nI absolutely _cannot_ parse it in any grammatically sensical way...","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4329"},{"timestamp":1664911155,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:19:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(from Wikipedia, which is why I'm confused - it's usually very well and consistently written)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4330"},{"timestamp":1664911240,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:20:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(it's talking about some absurd American academic discipline with insipid US-social-progressive jargon, so perhaps the writers are of a lower standard)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4331"},{"timestamp":1664913147,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:52:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"More urgently: the deposit thing...","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4332"},{"timestamp":1664913337,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:55:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For one, I'm uncertain what 'carpet burn lines' means, whether _carpet burn_ in the sense of friction or whether plain old 'carpet-situated burn-induced lines'.. Also unsure whether 'landing 2' is mine or yours, at a glance - if yours, then prob not the same as the Kieran carpet issue","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4333"},{"timestamp":1664913371,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:56:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"'ceiling dents' are plain mystifying - I assume this is confirmed to be us, but I have no clue how we'd dent the ceiling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4334"},{"timestamp":1664913432,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:57:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"'bedroom 2 headboard shaded' - very likely, lol, given my sedentary lifestyle for those months","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4335"},{"timestamp":1664913446,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:57:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sedentary and re🙃🙃cumbent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4336"},{"timestamp":1664913468,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:57:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ no clue what happened there with the emojii","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4337"},{"timestamp":1664913497,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:58:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"dw i'm not live blogging the whole thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4338"},{"timestamp":1664913579,"iso":"2022-10-04T20:59:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"basically there are a load of issues she flags, almost all of them certainly rightly, others of them possibly wrongly but (let's be frank) probably rightly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4339"},{"timestamp":1664924445,"iso":"2022-10-05T00:00:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4340","attachments":["static/photos/113fc3dc-23a8-4e17-a781-bb65cae6791c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664924445,"iso":"2022-10-05T00:00:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4341","attachments":["static/photos/b71ecefb-40a2-490c-ad33-ec27c3e39592.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1664924542,"iso":"2022-10-05T00:02:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Ok ik there’s one obvious answer but, like, Louis had a similarly big dick and it was definitely apparent in those kindsa clothes, uh, ‘through thick and thin’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4342"},{"timestamp":1664924575,"iso":"2022-10-05T00:02:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"((ok he still has it, but ykwim))","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4343"},{"timestamp":1664965465,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:24:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"hahaha yes unless he's tucked it in the second picture, or was hard in the second picture","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4344"},{"timestamp":1664965476,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:24:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"maybe he tampered with it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4345"},{"timestamp":1664965624,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:27:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"yahh, all the carpet stains/burns in my room were there previously, I think thats mentioned on the checking in inventory.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4346"},{"timestamp":1664965673,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:27:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"@Damien I've checked through the inventory and it all looks reasonable. You OK to follow up with George about deductions, incl. for any further cleaning? I'd recommend pointing out that we left a near-new Hotpoint dryer worth ~£150 -- it's useful for the new tenants and might put him in a more forgiving mood about some of the damage / uncleanliness etc. (of course, if he wants to be an ass about it he * could * count that against us too.. but from what you're saying that sounds unlikely ... :) Also, if you could get a sense from him about how long deposit return is likely to take, that'd be v helpful :) Thank you!\n\n@Damien @Sam Robinson-Adams 2 In terms of sharing the cost of deductions (incl. for any further cleaning), I suggest we split these equally 3 ways. Any objections? :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4347"},{"timestamp":1664965681,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:28:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"L","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4348"},{"timestamp":1664965742,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:29:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol is it just me or does this sound so obnoxious \"Also, if you could get a sense from him about how long deposit return is likely to take, that'd be v helpful :) Thank you!\"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4349"},{"timestamp":1664965751,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:29:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I suggest we split these equally 3 ways. Any objections? :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4350"},{"timestamp":1664965783,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:29:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"well of he would suggest that after incinerating half of his carpet lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4351"},{"timestamp":1664965832,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:30:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Anyway Im not particularly rushed when it comes to getting the deposit. We can put that on the back burner.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4352"},{"timestamp":1664965862,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:31:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There is more urgent things that need to be dealt with ASAP ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4353"},{"timestamp":1664965939,"iso":"2022-10-05T11:32:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you have a chance to look at any more flats… I’m just thinking I need to sort something out in London soon, this short stint in Ireland is reversing all my Therpay over the last year 🫠🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4354"},{"timestamp":1664967636,"iso":"2022-10-05T12:00:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m quite curious, lol - I s’pose for some people it’s quite a drastic difference","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4355"},{"timestamp":1664967675,"iso":"2022-10-05T12:01:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok nice - I wasn’t sure whether she was aware of the checkin inventory, given some of what she said, though perhaps she’s not meant to be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4356"},{"timestamp":1664967712,"iso":"2022-10-05T12:01:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ I mean Inventoria the inventory lady","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4357"},{"timestamp":1664967828,"iso":"2022-10-05T12:03:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I entirely agree - I’m inclined to agree (whether quickly or not) to the inventory, not for that reason but because they’ve been so decent that I think quibbling over some minor details would be kieranic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4358"},{"timestamp":1664967893,"iso":"2022-10-05T12:04:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Incidentally I was thinking the other day that the Russian _poshlost_ - which I vaguely remember from Nabokov - is quite close synonym of _kieranicity_)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4359"},{"timestamp":1664967903,"iso":"2022-10-05T12:05:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poshlost","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4360"},{"timestamp":1664967939,"iso":"2022-10-05T12:05:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yes this is also my priority - it may seem like a good situation but I’ll go clinically stir crazy if I’m alone in this flat much longer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4361"},{"timestamp":1664967990,"iso":"2022-10-05T12:06:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly I think we should probably minimise the ‘in tray’ of newly found flats - ie add only the really really urgently good ones - and instead just methodically go through & view the ones we already accumulated","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4362"},{"timestamp":1665091330,"iso":"2022-10-06T22:22:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4363","attachments":["static/photos/08cf9825-a8b3-46be-a45f-659d36957ea8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1665091437,"iso":"2022-10-06T22:23:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4364"},{"timestamp":1665095373,"iso":"2022-10-06T23:29:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, apropos of the poetry recitation stuff I was banging on about, the short reading at the very start of this doc is the perfect counterpoint to Simon Schama’s reading (the one I was complaining about) of the same poem: https://youtu.be/pUGVqup9ZGo\n\nIt’s weirdly difficult to say what the difference is…. The one above isn’t perfect, but it’s _felt_, whereas the Schama one is ham-acted, voulu, there’s nothing quite behind the eyes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4365"},{"timestamp":1665095503,"iso":"2022-10-06T23:31:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it seems I didn’t link the Schama originally - this is it: https://youtu.be/BoFSHSnbY10\n\n(dgmw, I liked his book on the Revolution, but he’s also an old ham and this reading is true to form)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4366"},{"timestamp":1665095825,"iso":"2022-10-06T23:37:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also prob helps that the first and last stanzas are the heights of that poem - Auden in his very rare moments of greatness - while the middle and _especially_ the second stanza make you feel like he was paid by the word\n\nBut still there’s a difference, there’s a kind of auctoritas, a gravitas, to the second guy, that Schama most definitely lacks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4367"},{"timestamp":1665095852,"iso":"2022-10-06T23:37:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway more importantly: I really ought to get more serious about finding a flat - do you have any preferences at the mo?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4368"},{"timestamp":1665163368,"iso":"2022-10-07T18:22:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4369"},{"timestamp":1665184337,"iso":"2022-10-08T00:12:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god is this about the deposit? I usually reckon on a timescale of 'weeks at best, between a month and two months at worst' - he seems to be expecting it on the timescale of a (pre-FPS) bank transfer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4370"},{"timestamp":1665231045,"iso":"2022-10-08T13:10:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4371"},{"timestamp":1665236686,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:44:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127866086#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4372"},{"timestamp":1665236703,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:45:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"what do you think darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4373"},{"timestamp":1665236789,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:46:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"LOL - this is absurd… with a bit more standard conversational hedging (“I’m a bit stuck without that money because I need to pay for [x]”) it could have been ok, but as it stands he almost makes it sound like _your_ duty","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4374"},{"timestamp":1665236798,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:46:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not even sure which word to italicise at the end there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4375"},{"timestamp":1665236809,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:46:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(It’s a bit like Ancient Greek pronunciation)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4376"},{"timestamp":1665236820,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just looking 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4377"},{"timestamp":1665236829,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:47:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hhahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4378"},{"timestamp":1665236846,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:47:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I suspect George is a busy man","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4379"},{"timestamp":1665236888,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:48:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Im not bombarding him with messages over a bloody deposit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4380"},{"timestamp":1665236895,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:48:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"of which his share is £1000","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4381"},{"timestamp":1665236899,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:48:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"and unlikely to get back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4382"},{"timestamp":1665237086,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:51:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry for the delay, was just … lighting? … the kettle","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4383"},{"timestamp":1665237122,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:52:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Heating the kettle? Turning the kettle on? Doesn’t one of Pinter’s play contain an argument about this?)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4384"},{"timestamp":1665237124,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:52:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4385"},{"timestamp":1665237191,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:53:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Flat looks very nice, formally perfect in terms of bathrooms etc I guess save for the ~adjacency~ nextness of the bedrooms, and price v good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4386"},{"timestamp":1665237229,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:53:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll take a look at the new ones now - I was gonna say, I’ve been really remiss in not working on this, and I ought to get some viewings booked for this weekend","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4387"},{"timestamp":1665237238,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:53:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or tomorrow, realistically (or even then unrealistically)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4388"},{"timestamp":1665237275,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:54:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also what do you want to do in terms of viewings? Shall we try to get video viewings? I’d prob favour that _for a first viewing_ anyway, since most places we’ll exclude, and I/we can always do a second","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4389"},{"timestamp":1665237292,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:54:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I plan to be in Lonodn next week at some point. Need to sort it out, so i absolutely could do some bookings","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4390"},{"timestamp":1665237321,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:55:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I don’t blame you here - also I don’t think Kieran realises (fuck knows how not) that the overwhelming likelihood is that we’ll owe George, not vice Vera’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4391"},{"timestamp":1665237326,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:55:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"vice versa dammit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4392"},{"timestamp":1665237341,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:55:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127000211#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4393"},{"timestamp":1665237399,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:56:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, especially with burning his carpet up. I wonder if his damages are capped at his deposit or will he be willing to reimburse us haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4394"},{"timestamp":1665237408,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:56:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nice! How long for? I’d offer you a place to crash, but it may be close quarters Xxxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4395"},{"timestamp":1665237409,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:56:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ugh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4396"},{"timestamp":1665237418,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:56:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why the fuck did autocorrect insert those xes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4397"},{"timestamp":1665237428,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:57:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"An especially creepy message to do it on - lol, sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4398"},{"timestamp":1665237439,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:57:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4399"},{"timestamp":1665237455,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:57:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeaaaah I don’t think we’ll get any money back under circs like those","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4400"},{"timestamp":1665237490,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:58:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The reason one only trusts Kieran as far as one can throw him is that the threat of throwing him is the only way to trust he’ll do anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4401"},{"timestamp":1665237529,"iso":"2022-10-08T14:58:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So yeah, under circs like that, with no sword of Damocles dangling over him, _no chance_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4402"},{"timestamp":1665237740,"iso":"2022-10-08T15:02:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also South Ken one is very nice - though somewhat expensive and partly (?) unfurnished.. I don’t recognise the road name so lemme check that, one mo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4403"},{"timestamp":1665237837,"iso":"2022-10-08T15:03:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhhh it’s in the Ultrastational Lands, sorta beyond Exhibition Rd and above whatever it’s called (is it Cromwell Rd st that ooh T?) that runs east-west, but not yet at Ken High St","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4404"},{"timestamp":1665237857,"iso":"2022-10-08T15:04:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"at that point, lol, not ‘st that ooh T?’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4405"},{"timestamp":1665237880,"iso":"2022-10-08T15:04:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not a bad thing but I just don’t know what they’re like","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4406"},{"timestamp":1665237911,"iso":"2022-10-08T15:05:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorta place I’ve never had a reason to walk through, only due to the vagaries of what’s nearby and what one might need to walk to - no blot on its escutcheon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4407"},{"timestamp":1665237940,"iso":"2022-10-08T15:05:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Guess there’s just never happened to be a thing or event that’s driven me there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4408"},{"timestamp":1665237961,"iso":"2022-10-08T15:06:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you’re down in London we could head there and have a stroll, if we like the flat?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4409"},{"timestamp":1665237966,"iso":"2022-10-08T15:06:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or house rather","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4410"},{"timestamp":1665242913,"iso":"2022-10-08T16:28:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On first thoughts, should we perhaps be brutally efficient and focus narrowly on a handful of flats that we like? How long can we bear living like this? I don't mind this flat at all, and the aloneness is nice for work, but I feel terrible for Tig and Pig every time I realise how much they miss the outside","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4411"},{"timestamp":1665265774,"iso":"2022-10-08T22:49:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is very nice, if you try to see it through the clearly-self-taken photos (more truthful/honest but thus obv compare poorly with all the professionally-photographed flats): https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59841528/?search_identifier=7e35c2b439e7d81ed6310a88ff42d795","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4412"},{"timestamp":1665265822,"iso":"2022-10-08T22:50:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ also very cheap, which you also have to judge it in relation to - aaand I'm not sure about the twin beds, but Brie de meaux I'd be happy to take them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4413"},{"timestamp":1665265851,"iso":"2022-10-08T22:50:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol I typed that lazily enough that autocorrect figured I meant Brie de meaux rather than faute de mieux 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4414"},{"timestamp":1665266386,"iso":"2022-10-08T22:59:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4415","attachments":["static/photos/d1814747-047e-4917-9a2f-55447c3dadd3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1665266438,"iso":"2022-10-08T23:00:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"dammit I meant to correct ‘this note’ to ‘this letter’ but screwed it up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4416"},{"timestamp":1665266556,"iso":"2022-10-08T23:02:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also just LOL at sending a 9yo a note with the sentence “[we hope] the response to Mill, that James Stephen made, is interesting from the perspective of someone writing in the 1870s”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4417"},{"timestamp":1665318944,"iso":"2022-10-09T13:35:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling for not replying. I've been swamped with messages. I've think that i'll be back in London in Tuesday. I'm not too sure, but at the very latest on Thursday.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4418"},{"timestamp":1665319087,"iso":"2022-10-09T13:38:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For the flat search, should be both create separate lists of what we find, merge them, and then independently rank them, and then maybe few the top 5?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4419"},{"timestamp":1665319092,"iso":"2022-10-09T13:38:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"what do you think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4420"},{"timestamp":1665319107,"iso":"2022-10-09T13:38:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"im going to take an hour now to have a look :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4421"},{"timestamp":1665319198,"iso":"2022-10-09T13:39:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That would be quite a fascinating exercise actually - I was wondering (while explaining our process out loud to my parents) to what extent we moderate / adjust our own judgements so we end up more or less aligning.. since it can’t be that we entirely agree 🤷‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4422"},{"timestamp":1665319267,"iso":"2022-10-09T13:41:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Book1.xlsx document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4423"},{"timestamp":1665319483,"iso":"2022-10-09T13:44:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We did it on these criteria before, but that one took forever, and i think works best if we're in the same room haha. If we took an average of the ranking we should find a selection of ones we both like, instead of going through each one one by one.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4424"},{"timestamp":1665319513,"iso":"2022-10-09T13:45:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I imagine there will be quite a lot of overlap in the lists.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4425"},{"timestamp":1665319918,"iso":"2022-10-09T13:51:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Interestingly the Beauchuamp Place apartment is still online haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4426"},{"timestamp":1665331205,"iso":"2022-10-09T17:00:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, yeah, I'd have expected most of them would be, tbh! Interesting they're going so quickly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4427"},{"timestamp":1665331239,"iso":"2022-10-09T17:00:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not because places don't go quickly, but because, by whatever principle of statistics I'm sure you're familiar with, the ones we're most likely to encounter at any given point are those which have 'survived' the longest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4428"},{"timestamp":1665331296,"iso":"2022-10-09T17:01:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, sorry, my afternoon turned out to be quite distracting - I can book in as many video viewings as we need this week though, and hopefully, as always, it'll happen very very quickly once we start actually doing it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4429"},{"timestamp":1665331334,"iso":"2022-10-09T17:02:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"'slowly, then all at once', to quote from that shitty movie I watched in the sixth form, The Fault in our Stars","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4430"},{"timestamp":1665331344,"iso":"2022-10-09T17:02:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(such a superb line but such an embarrassing source)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4431"},{"timestamp":1665331606,"iso":"2022-10-09T17:06:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eRI6dXR6EvKM7cwikWXBYph5y3q73e7hXPSqVbWvqWo/edit?usp=sharing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4432"},{"timestamp":1665331768,"iso":"2022-10-09T17:09:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes i'm sure some initial video viewings should help with the short list. I've just went through Rightmove, and created a list. There were some flats which still haven't been taken. I've ranked them in order of preference. Do you wnat to add some on yourself, and then we can rank all of them, and then start eliminating some.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4433"},{"timestamp":1665354967,"iso":"2022-10-09T23:36:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, sorry, I'll do the same - I've been horribly busy with various chores etc (and procrastinating)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4434"},{"timestamp":1665354989,"iso":"2022-10-09T23:36:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel so horrible for Tig and Pig every day we're here - I'm extremely keen to find somewhere asap really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4435"},{"timestamp":1665355023,"iso":"2022-10-09T23:37:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(not that it's a horrid place, but i know - well, for Pig - it's just heartrending that she's lost the outside world)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4436"},{"timestamp":1665355831,"iso":"2022-10-09T23:50:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I've sent you a request to edit the sheet, but no worries if not, I can duplicate it and copy them in later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4437"},{"timestamp":1665357719,"iso":"2022-10-10T00:21:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK, I've added a few new ones in my copy: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PqAPN6uPdkgl6KiIZ-3Uble2WuqBN8XI2PTYQ5Wo0a0/edit?usp=sharing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4438"},{"timestamp":1665357817,"iso":"2022-10-10T00:23:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also cut off (not in your copy!) the last bunch of your ones, drawing the boundary at 6 rows (for no good reason really - I was gonna do 5 but I like South Ken, whereas I don't really Earls Court or West Ken or [at our age] Little Venice)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4439"},{"timestamp":1665357851,"iso":"2022-10-10T00:24:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaand for want of time I've only reviewed two of yours - I haven't even reviewed the last one of _mine_, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4440"},{"timestamp":1665357882,"iso":"2022-10-10T00:24:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(It's quite hard to reëvaluate the other ones / where it should rank as the rank column grows longer - as you must know I guess)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4441"},{"timestamp":1665358054,"iso":"2022-10-10T00:27:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit also: I decided to limit myself to £4k for that quick run (just bc the lower end was a bit unrepresented, and bc I don't think the market is SO efficient that you can't find bargains under that)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4442"},{"timestamp":1665358068,"iso":"2022-10-10T00:27:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And also because I'm sure you covered well the range you were looking in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4443"},{"timestamp":1665358082,"iso":"2022-10-10T00:28:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I'll have a quick glance tomorrow morn in the higher range to confirm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4444"},{"timestamp":1665358122,"iso":"2022-10-10T00:28:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I perhaps should've done under £4.5k or something, but I wanted a challenge (and check out the one I ranked 1st, right by South Ken and utterly gorgeous)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4445"},{"timestamp":1665358134,"iso":"2022-10-10T00:28:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"right by South Ken station*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4446"},{"timestamp":1665390988,"iso":"2022-10-10T09:36:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yes it takes a few adjustments, can be quite taxing ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4447"},{"timestamp":1665391017,"iso":"2022-10-10T09:36:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, I suspect that there will be a few that will be added today.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4448"},{"timestamp":1665391207,"iso":"2022-10-10T09:40:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I loved this one too. The building its in, isn't the nicest. although at that price its works perfect.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4449"},{"timestamp":1665391266,"iso":"2022-10-10T09:41:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What did you make of the one in Pimlico. I know we decided against that area but it some how appeared in my search.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4450"},{"timestamp":1665391311,"iso":"2022-10-10T09:41:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Its done to such a high standard, from the cornicing, to the parke and marble flooring","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4451"},{"timestamp":1665427958,"iso":"2022-10-10T19:52:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I’ll do some more reviewing now - and I loved the one in Pimlico (maybe I need to evaluate again, though I’d be interested in your thoughts on my 1st-ranked one - the location is fantastic, as is the flat, and the price, and … I honestly struggle to see much wrong with it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4452"},{"timestamp":1665427982,"iso":"2022-10-10T19:53:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4453","attachments":["static/photos/42860320-a3d6-4e81-866a-a71305d84eda.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1665429541,"iso":"2022-10-10T20:19:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it’s gone darling 🤯🥲 I did love it, my only issue was that it was in an apartment block, but thinking about that again it probably doesn’t matter.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4454"},{"timestamp":1665429560,"iso":"2022-10-10T20:19:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I will have a double\nCheck if any new ones have been added on zoopla this eve or tomorrow morning.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4455"},{"timestamp":1665429635,"iso":"2022-10-10T20:20:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Im back in London on Thursday morning and wanted to schedule some viewings for my one piece of mind shall we confirm in the morning which ones and I’ll call around? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4456"},{"timestamp":1665429770,"iso":"2022-10-10T20:22:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also darling is it possible if I can stay with you on Thursday night, even in your reception area. If not I totally understand. I just have been out of the loop with people and don’t want to get back in contact with asking if I can stay in their flat. It’s surprising to get a somewhat decent hotel in London it’s a £500+","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4457"},{"timestamp":1665435711,"iso":"2022-10-10T22:01:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah of course, no problem at all! I’ll have to tidy up, haha - I can’t remember if I offered, but I was at least considering offering, and my only doubt was whether you’d want somewhere nicer 😄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4458"},{"timestamp":1665436011,"iso":"2022-10-10T22:06:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries if it’s gone - though what do you mean about the apartment block? Do you just mean in the generic sense, a building with lots of flats (vs a house with a few)? Or do you mean something more specific, like mansions or council blocks?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4459"},{"timestamp":1665437796,"iso":"2022-10-10T22:36:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Incidentally, I’d not have watched this but for YouTube’s recs, but it’s quite an interesting short discussion: https://youtu.be/_-dHmu4AXnA\n\n(He’s obv, well, I gather the UK equivalent is Jeremy Kyle - I’d not expected much, but he’s bloody right, I have to say, at least about the hypocrisy and snobbery in someone like Paxman’s criticism… I think Paxman is right that, from my second- and third-hand knowledge, the UK press _is_ slightly more responsible about ethics / what’s in the public interest, and I also obviously wouldn’t watch either myself, but the criticism of the one (working class catfight shows) and not the other (celebrity news, prurient reportage of non-celebrities) is insupportable)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4460"},{"timestamp":1665437931,"iso":"2022-10-10T22:38:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ sorry, I tell a lie: I did watch Jeremy Kyle once as a teenager – with someone from my school who lived in ‘Gants Hill’ and was maybe on a scholarship or else whose dad was probably a black cab driver, but whose family in any case were the sort of people who watched it (I mean no judgement!) – and I can’t remember being a huge fan of it but I suppose I can understand what the appeal consists in..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4461"},{"timestamp":1665437994,"iso":"2022-10-10T22:39:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, long story short: it’s a very interesting albeit very short exchange, and Jerry Springer comes off as a surprisingly likeable/sympathetic man","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4462"},{"timestamp":1665438000,"iso":"2022-10-10T22:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaand I will now look at some flats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4463"},{"timestamp":1665475451,"iso":"2022-10-11T09:04:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I really don’t get Paxman’s appeal to people.. He can be good occasionally, very evidently when he respects the subject (he did a good interview with ol Christopher Hitchens at the end of his life), but at the other end of the spectrum the tone of dripping, de haut en bas contempt is the opposite of productive\n\nI remember almost warming to Tommy Robinson when he was being snarled at by old Pax Britannica, on Newsnight, about what it was like to be working class… (That interview seems now to have been expurgated from the internet 🤨)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4464"},{"timestamp":1665489296,"iso":"2022-10-11T12:54:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can definitely see Springers point. I think the people who went on his show knew what it was all about and probably ramped up the hysteria to get on it in the first place. I've watched both Jeremy Kyle and Jerry Springer for sheer morbid curiosity, and I can tell you its more a joke on the Springer show, just ridiculous people shouting at each other. I don't think Springer tries to intervene or offer help, only to ramp up the drama. In my opinion the Kyle show is more worse, he gets these really emotionally troubled people on and makes fun of them in the most sanctimonious way and pretending to care. Its at least refreshing that Springer is honest, unlike Paxman who is just disagreeing to put himself in a better light, he'd probably step over these people if they were dying in the street lol.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4465"},{"timestamp":1665489355,"iso":"2022-10-11T12:55:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh it doesn't matter too much, i was just being precious in wanting a a house.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4466"},{"timestamp":1665489413,"iso":"2022-10-11T12:56:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha thank you so much, I have a flight at 6:30 in the morning from City so i probably won't sleep. I may do another sweep on flats then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4467"},{"timestamp":1665489435,"iso":"2022-10-11T12:57:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In the mean time did you manage to find anymore flats?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4468"},{"timestamp":1665496072,"iso":"2022-10-11T14:47:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve made two bookings so far for Thursday, the Pimlico one and the the Shoreditch one. Waiting to hear from Cromwell Gardens. As for Egerton, I lost my patience with some pushy yuppie and hung up haha\n\nOf the 4 you added. One was gone, the other just had one bathroom, I didn’t like the Hans place one and the Glendower you ranked quite low…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4469"},{"timestamp":1665496193,"iso":"2022-10-11T14:49:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127452140#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4470"},{"timestamp":1665496199,"iso":"2022-10-11T14:49:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This one has been reduced again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4471"},{"timestamp":1665496282,"iso":"2022-10-11T14:51:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean if i don't get any other viewings on Thursday I could book this in. Whilst I ranked it the lowest, i quite like the flat, just not the price and the size.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4472"},{"timestamp":1665496320,"iso":"2022-10-11T14:52:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It can't hurt to to put in an offer in at 4250 and see what happens.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4473"},{"timestamp":1665496326,"iso":"2022-10-11T14:52:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"wdyt.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4474"},{"timestamp":1665496395,"iso":"2022-10-11T14:53:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also the viewings for pimlico and Shoreditch are at Noon and 13:30, do you think you'd be able to come?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4475"},{"timestamp":1665497059,"iso":"2022-10-11T15:04:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4476","attachments":["static/photos/245d3e68-78ef-4ec4-a0f8-4b6e9ba459da.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1665521513,"iso":"2022-10-11T21:51:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, sorry, I’ve been so nightmarishly busy today - free now, though, and will take a look at your flat messages - also sure absolutely I can come!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4477"},{"timestamp":1665521591,"iso":"2022-10-11T21:53:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah we should do this more - they’ll all be in high demand, but ultimately it’s not the NYSE, it’s still only valued at whatever some guy might happen to come along and pay","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4478"},{"timestamp":1665521609,"iso":"2022-10-11T21:53:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s not securities _on_ the NYSE - eh, you know what I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4479"},{"timestamp":1665581214,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:26:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4480"},{"timestamp":1665581214,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:26:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4481"},{"timestamp":1665581235,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:27:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"URGENT!!!!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4482"},{"timestamp":1665581243,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:27:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t with him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4483"},{"timestamp":1665581725,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:35:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh Jesus Christ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4484"},{"timestamp":1665581739,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:35:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In nomine patris et filii et cetera et cetera","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4485"},{"timestamp":1665581744,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:35:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s just going to piss everyone of haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4486"},{"timestamp":1665581750,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:35:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How does he expect this to be a quick process?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4487"},{"timestamp":1665581764,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:36:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah they’re just going to be even slower","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4488"},{"timestamp":1665581774,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:36:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hope to god he doesn’t ever get anyone pregnant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4489"},{"timestamp":1665581790,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:36:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4490"},{"timestamp":1665581805,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:36:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“I was expecting baby to arrive the next day, but I am informed that baby will take nine months. This is unacceptable.”..:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4491"},{"timestamp":1665581824,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:37:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“My sister and I were planning to go on holiday”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4492"},{"timestamp":1665581838,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:37:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4493"},{"timestamp":1665581842,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:37:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4494"},{"timestamp":1665581844,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:37:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LMAO","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4495"},{"timestamp":1665581856,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:37:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ugh god, it’s especially annoying given they’ve been so decent, and given we’d be lucky if we don’t get a negative amount anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4496"},{"timestamp":1665581858,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:37:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4497"},{"timestamp":1665581877,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:37:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha god I don’t want to think about kieran any more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4498"},{"timestamp":1665581889,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:38:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can’t believe this - he’s not even moving into a new fucking flat?!?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4499"},{"timestamp":1665581899,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:38:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean aside from edward’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4500"},{"timestamp":1665581903,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:38:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"House, rather","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4501"},{"timestamp":1665581935,"iso":"2022-10-12T14:38:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Speaking of which, have we heard from Edward lately? Not that I’m necessarily expecting a Tartuffe or Mother Bates sort of situation, but …. I’m not expecting it _not_ to happen either","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4502"},{"timestamp":1665585033,"iso":"2022-10-12T15:30:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4503"},{"timestamp":1665585057,"iso":"2022-10-12T15:30:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Poor Edward","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4504"},{"timestamp":1665585060,"iso":"2022-10-12T15:31:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4505"},{"timestamp":1665585107,"iso":"2022-10-12T15:31:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4506"},{"timestamp":1665585199,"iso":"2022-10-12T15:33:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is the Cromwell garden flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4507"},{"timestamp":1665585202,"iso":"2022-10-12T15:33:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4508"},{"timestamp":1665613492,"iso":"2022-10-12T23:24:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It looks quite incredible - my only concern is Pimlico, not that it's _not nice_ but that we might later regret getting somewhere that's ... well, not more central, actually less central (taking Charing Cross as the traditional centre point of London), but in a nicer bit of central London","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4509"},{"timestamp":1665613797,"iso":"2022-10-12T23:29:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, Cromwell Gardens is South Ken.. For some reason I got it into my head that this was the Pimlico flat! That's incredible then, what's the catch? I can't quite believe that....","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4510"},{"timestamp":1665613845,"iso":"2022-10-12T23:30:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> That's incredible ... I can't quite believe that\n\ngod I really need to remember the meaning of the word 'incredible'...","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4511"},{"timestamp":1665613921,"iso":"2022-10-12T23:32:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha what the hell? That's bizarre, I hope this isn't some kieranic scam...","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4512"},{"timestamp":1665614217,"iso":"2022-10-12T23:36:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4513"},{"timestamp":1665614351,"iso":"2022-10-12T23:39:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh shit ignore me, that's a comma in the number, imma delete that because it's a bit vu[]lgar now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4514"},{"timestamp":1665614785,"iso":"2022-10-12T23:46:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4515","attachments":["static/photos/ff33427c-9b93-4910-9622-952af5c40b06.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1665614840,"iso":"2022-10-12T23:47:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just in the sense of looking for a flat in Knightsbridge, lol - just realised that might be a bit vague","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4516"},{"timestamp":1665651695,"iso":"2022-10-13T10:01:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw if you need my address, it’s \n\n61 Goodge St\nW1T 1TL\n\n(A lot of ‘1T’ in there, as a certain purveyor of fine medicaments observed the other day)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4517"},{"timestamp":1665651742,"iso":"2022-10-13T10:02:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it’s also Flat 2, but I’ll be expecting you so I v much doubt I’ll somehow not be contactable (and you’ll need me to let you in no matter what)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4518"},{"timestamp":1665651824,"iso":"2022-10-13T10:03:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess in an absolute emergency, like I fall dead or something, I’m told the hairdresser below has a secret passageway type thing into the building (if you tell them you know my aunt (Susan, I suppose, to them))","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4519"},{"timestamp":1665653335,"iso":"2022-10-13T10:28:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh fab darling. Haha was that Bernerd?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4520"},{"timestamp":1665653404,"iso":"2022-10-13T10:30:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4521"},{"timestamp":1665653406,"iso":"2022-10-13T10:30:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4522"},{"timestamp":1665653930,"iso":"2022-10-13T10:38:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh this has been cancelled 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4523"},{"timestamp":1665655159,"iso":"2022-10-13T10:59:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, it was Brendan, lol\n\n(This mixup always makes me want to call him Bernard Braden (Alex’s great-grandfather))","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4524"},{"timestamp":1665660677,"iso":"2022-10-13T12:31:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll see you soon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4525"},{"timestamp":1665660684,"iso":"2022-10-13T12:31:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.502098,0.062461","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4526"},{"timestamp":1665660745,"iso":"2022-10-13T12:32:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god I ought to tidy up - also I can’t promise you much, though you’re very welcome to some meth, which I’ve been taking for about 24 hours straight because I have waaay too much stuff to deal with and still somehow not manage to give any to looking for flats ☠️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4527"},{"timestamp":1665660796,"iso":"2022-10-13T12:33:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, it’s a small place and I’ve made it feel smaller by way of lots of mess (some of it incidental, some of it deliberate, like turning sections of the place into cat adventures out of guilt for Tig and Pig)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4528"},{"timestamp":1665660883,"iso":"2022-10-13T12:34:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh dammit, I should of brought the Modafinal I bought","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4529"},{"timestamp":1665662616,"iso":"2022-10-13T13:03:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries, the meth suits me fine for now - not great but I did stop for a while (I was just too busy to do it, lol), so I’m confident it’s not a heroin-kind addiction","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4530"},{"timestamp":1665662676,"iso":"2022-10-13T13:04:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, if I had a wonder drug I were taking every day because it were enjoyable and productive and life-improving and had no side effects, I don’t know how one would distinguish that from addiction, by the vulgar model of addiction.. I tend to go by Kingsley Amis’s test, ‘are you getting more out of it than it’s taking out of you?’, by which it’s not exactly roundly good but it scrapes a clear enough ‘pass’\n\n**That being said, Modafinil is my plan, since it’s the one other good stimulant that’s biochemically unrelated to meth (as in, not just by chemical/structural similarity, but by the receptors it acts on)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4531"},{"timestamp":1665663302,"iso":"2022-10-13T13:15:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit are you basically here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4532"},{"timestamp":1665663306,"iso":"2022-10-13T13:15:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the looks of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4533"},{"timestamp":1665663312,"iso":"2022-10-13T13:15:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaa yah sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4534"},{"timestamp":1665663321,"iso":"2022-10-13T13:15:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I cannot promise you much - of myself or of the flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4535"},{"timestamp":1665663329,"iso":"2022-10-13T13:15:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll head down, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4536"},{"timestamp":1665663342,"iso":"2022-10-13T13:15:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling don’t worry whatsoever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4537"},{"timestamp":1665663370,"iso":"2022-10-13T13:16:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so grateful for letting me stay xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4538"},{"timestamp":1665675908,"iso":"2022-10-13T16:45:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, I imagine less so now 😂 Sorry for being in such a state, both me and the flat - a bit like Humbert going to Dolores’s trailer park trailer to see her middle-aged and fat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4539"},{"timestamp":1665675946,"iso":"2022-10-13T16:45:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no probs, it’s probably slightly better than sleeping on the street, albeit less spacious","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4540"},{"timestamp":1665684714,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:11:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No still very grateful darling. The flat was much better than Rainsford st used to be on an average day haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4541"},{"timestamp":1665685121,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:18:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, are you still up for a drink\nWith Edward?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4542"},{"timestamp":1665685954,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:32:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh, sorry, yes, absolutely! Very keen in fact","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4543"},{"timestamp":1665686018,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:33:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I mean I’d always love to see Edward, but especially now given I very much want to be debriefed on his Kieranfrage)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4544"},{"timestamp":1665686147,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:35:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My god that’s a bleak judgement of Rainsford St 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4545"},{"timestamp":1665686243,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:37:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I basically adopted the Muselmann strategy / posture in response to Kieran & his goings-on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4546"},{"timestamp":1665686305,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:38:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect. Can you come to soho by 8:30","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4547"},{"timestamp":1665686307,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:38:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m keen to hear what Edward has done: fight, flight, freeze, or fawn 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4548"},{"timestamp":1665686315,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:38:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Actually I’ll come back and we can go together x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4549"},{"timestamp":1665686318,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:38:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah sure - where in Soho?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4550"},{"timestamp":1665686344,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:39:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think he said comptons which is quite quiet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4551"},{"timestamp":1665686350,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:39:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean we can go anywhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4552"},{"timestamp":1665686350,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:39:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah that also works, though I’m easy! It’s only a 5-10 min walk to _the nearest corner of_ Soho - which I think is the busiest one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4553"},{"timestamp":1665686378,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:39:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah let’s do it - yeah I think it’s a straight walk down to Soho Sq and then not far to Comptons iirc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4554"},{"timestamp":1665686392,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:39:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s the ursine one, right? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4555"},{"timestamp":1665686835,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:47:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4556","attachments":["static/photos/70b585cd-39ba-4d24-958b-c1b343d8c39e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1665686852,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:47:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes exactly x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4557"},{"timestamp":1665686877,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:47:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I _probably_ should not do this, but also do I _really_ want to bet on making it to … is it 55? 🙃)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4558"},{"timestamp":1665686888,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:48:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah nice, perfect 👌 👌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4559"},{"timestamp":1665686901,"iso":"2022-10-13T19:48:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not that I’m into bears but it’s got a sweet atmosphere I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4560"},{"timestamp":1665687663,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:01:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Heya - when are you back, roughly (if indeed you are coming back first)? Just wondering when to schedule my whore’s bath 😶","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4561"},{"timestamp":1665687680,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:01:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wish I could have a bloody whore’s sleep too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4562"},{"timestamp":1665688763,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:19:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh sorry darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4563"},{"timestamp":1665688770,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:19:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I should be with in 10\nMis.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4564"},{"timestamp":1665688773,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:19:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah no woz","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4565"},{"timestamp":1665688775,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:19:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4566"},{"timestamp":1665688782,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:19:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does that work?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4567"},{"timestamp":1665688819,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:20:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool! Btw, if you ever get stuck without me for any reason, there’s the aforementioned hairdresser trick (or just wait for someone else to go in and say you’re in flat 2), and then I’m told there’s a spare key on some sort of electricity thing in the vestibule or possibly not far outside it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4568"},{"timestamp":1665688827,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:20:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah that works great :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4569"},{"timestamp":1665689399,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:29:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4570"},{"timestamp":1665689405,"iso":"2022-10-13T20:30:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.519970,-0.144835","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4571"},{"timestamp":1665707224,"iso":"2022-10-14T01:27:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127990034#/floorplan?activePlan=1&id=media2&channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4572"},{"timestamp":1665707481,"iso":"2022-10-14T01:31:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127979357#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4573"},{"timestamp":1665711981,"iso":"2022-10-14T02:46:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62630167/?search_identifier=e87a13c27ead0329da3b11e2daa5982b","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4574"},{"timestamp":1665727861,"iso":"2022-10-14T07:11:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you so much for letting me stay. I hope I didn’t get in the way too much 😅. Arrived at LYC with plenty of time, and the had to go through 30 mins of security","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4575"},{"timestamp":1665727870,"iso":"2022-10-14T07:11:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Last one on the plane as usual lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4576"},{"timestamp":1665727892,"iso":"2022-10-14T07:11:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did I happen to leave my folder there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4577"},{"timestamp":1665749904,"iso":"2022-10-14T13:18:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh, sorry, let me check in 5 mins! I can’t immediately see it but it’s very possible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4578"},{"timestamp":1665749956,"iso":"2022-10-14T13:19:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also, speak of the devil: Khaki Kwashiorkor lost the chancellery","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4579"},{"timestamp":1665750100,"iso":"2022-10-14T13:21:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or whatever he’s called …. lol, Kamikaze Kumquat, great horror of Guardian cartoonists","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4580"},{"timestamp":1665762512,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:48:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t think where else it would be.🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4581"},{"timestamp":1665762542,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:49:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"OMG","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4582"},{"timestamp":1665762546,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:49:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Too good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4583"},{"timestamp":1665762575,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:49:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol it’s so bad 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4584"},{"timestamp":1665762592,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:49:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What was the name of that estate agent you sent that money to?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4585"},{"timestamp":1665762956,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:55:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh sorry, it is here, yeah, it’s on the microwave - do you need me to send photos of anything? I’m happy to","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4586"},{"timestamp":1665762967,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:56:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah that video is brilliant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4587"},{"timestamp":1665762979,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:56:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And btw I’ve emailed you a thread that has loads of contact details etc within it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4588"},{"timestamp":1665762998,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:56:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No pressure, do whatever you fancy doing! :) and grazie mille in case you do have time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4589"},{"timestamp":1665763060,"iso":"2022-10-14T16:57:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no, I can manage with out it. It’s very nice here darling you should come","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4590"},{"timestamp":1665763254,"iso":"2022-10-14T17:00:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh btw, I started acting more weird than usual on the flight. I suspect it was something to do with Brendan’s special T. It was so strange, I thought the tray table was made of fabric, and I ended up scratching it, to investigate whether. God help the passenger beside me. So bizarre.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4591"},{"timestamp":1665815303,"iso":"2022-10-15T07:28:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh.. I did think my hallucinations had got more … verisimilar? … as I think I said, iirc in some characteristically opaque explanation, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4592"},{"timestamp":1665815324,"iso":"2022-10-15T07:28:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The gates of horn and the gates of ivory, iirc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4593"},{"timestamp":1665815363,"iso":"2022-10-15T07:29:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not a fan of that variety at all, for that and other reasons 👎","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4594"},{"timestamp":1665815391,"iso":"2022-10-15T07:29:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d love to but that’s the veeeeery last thing on my list rn, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4595"},{"timestamp":1665819809,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:43:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes you have a funeral to attend","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4596"},{"timestamp":1665819815,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:43:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4597"},{"timestamp":1665819825,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:43:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you manage to schedule that booking?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4598"},{"timestamp":1665820307,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:51:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quite…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4599"},{"timestamp":1665820360,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:52:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m … gosh I didn’t even know what to say to Alex - ‘looking forward’ doesn’t seem like les mots justes … but I’m glad to be able to be there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4600"},{"timestamp":1665820399,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:53:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should’ve met her, she was exactly your sort of lady, that whole archetype that the duchess/whateveress from that talk show clip","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4601"},{"timestamp":1665820440,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:54:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"dammit, _…was also an instance of_ as I meant to finish that sentence","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4602"},{"timestamp":1665820503,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:55:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sort of a failed diva who never compared to her sister or parents and spent her life in this old primrose hill house drinking brandy and smoking the cheapest cigarettes she could get them to sell her at Shepherd’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4603"},{"timestamp":1665820544,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:55:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I was gonna ask actually: is there a good time for you, iff you want to dial in?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4604"},{"timestamp":1665820577,"iso":"2022-10-15T08:56:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean obv no pressure to & I can record instead - it’d only be useful I guess if you think you’ll have questions / things to ask me to focus on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4605"},{"timestamp":1665830590,"iso":"2022-10-15T11:43:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I trust you darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4606"},{"timestamp":1665870434,"iso":"2022-10-15T22:47:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4607","attachments":["static/photos/7eb0fa87-c8b7-4323-8721-b0ae8abf9bf6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1665870451,"iso":"2022-10-15T22:47:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit ffs I mean Brendan - why does my brain call him George","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4608"},{"timestamp":1665870458,"iso":"2022-10-15T22:47:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ie envious of Roman","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4609"},{"timestamp":1665870501,"iso":"2022-10-15T22:48:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ sorry, context: I can’t recall if I mentioned the exact detail, but last I saw him I described the door as green and he argued that it was definitely grey","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4610"},{"timestamp":1665870512,"iso":"2022-10-15T22:48:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh he’s so hot. I’d probably just order drugs just to see him 😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4611"},{"timestamp":1665870518,"iso":"2022-10-15T22:48:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And we had a protracted debate first in person and then over text","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4612"},{"timestamp":1665870545,"iso":"2022-10-15T22:49:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"LOL I don’t know how you have a crush on him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4613"},{"timestamp":1665870632,"iso":"2022-10-15T22:50:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My attitude has always been the one of that shark from Finding Nemo: fish are friends not food","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4614"},{"timestamp":1665870648,"iso":"2022-10-15T22:50:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ie the friends vs food distinction","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4615"},{"timestamp":1665871463,"iso":"2022-10-15T23:04:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"More lust 🫦","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4616"},{"timestamp":1666040171,"iso":"2022-10-17T21:56:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling did you manage to find that folder I left in your flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4617"},{"timestamp":1666044088,"iso":"2022-10-17T23:01:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry - I did, I think I said above!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4618"},{"timestamp":1666044098,"iso":"2022-10-17T23:01:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yeah, here :) if that’s what you meant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4619"},{"timestamp":1666044106,"iso":"2022-10-17T23:01:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To which you replied 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4620"},{"timestamp":1666071763,"iso":"2022-10-18T06:42:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4621","attachments":["static/photos/b20ed358-e302-4785-9bdb-dd74b22577af.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666081167,"iso":"2022-10-18T09:19:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Am I able to pop round at some point?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4622"},{"timestamp":1666081192,"iso":"2022-10-18T09:19:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sure, definitely! What sort of time?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4623"},{"timestamp":1666081204,"iso":"2022-10-18T09:20:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe 11ish?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4624"},{"timestamp":1666081450,"iso":"2022-10-18T09:24:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/residential/to-let/lancaster-gate-hyde-park-london-w2/hpq012274843","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4625"},{"timestamp":1666085859,"iso":"2022-10-18T10:37:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit, sorry, yes that works fine!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4626"},{"timestamp":1666085863,"iso":"2022-10-18T10:37:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or equally any other time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4627"},{"timestamp":1666085888,"iso":"2022-10-18T10:38:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe while you’re here we can book in a viewing for the Oxford Circus flat, just so I don’t forget (well, have it slip under my other tasks)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4628"},{"timestamp":1666087129,"iso":"2022-10-18T10:58:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fwiw, I feel quite bad accepting these deposit terms - they are ludicrously generous given the almost numberless problems we caused... For one, they took nothing at all for the inventory palaver, or for Kieran's burned carpet, etc...","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4629"},{"timestamp":1666087165,"iso":"2022-10-18T10:59:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Part of me wants to simply pay back from my own share","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4630"},{"timestamp":1666087200,"iso":"2022-10-18T11:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The other, more bloody-minded part of me wants to take a _ruat caelum_ approach and get Kieran to pay back an equal share of what we really owe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4631"},{"timestamp":1666087245,"iso":"2022-10-18T11:00:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Above all: _why are they doing this?_ I just don't understand it - it goes beyond not screwing us over, they've elected to lose a fair amount, at our expense, and for no clear reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4632"},{"timestamp":1666087273,"iso":"2022-10-18T11:01:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry: 'to our advantage', not 'at our expense'","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4633"},{"timestamp":1666087902,"iso":"2022-10-18T11:11:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry, does 12 work instead?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4634"},{"timestamp":1666087913,"iso":"2022-10-18T11:11:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We can talk about the above when I come over","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4635"},{"timestamp":1666091029,"iso":"2022-10-18T12:03:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.513393,-0.132335","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4636"},{"timestamp":1666091062,"iso":"2022-10-18T12:04:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shot I thought I’d replied - yeah 12 is great :) see ya!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4637"},{"timestamp":1666091926,"iso":"2022-10-18T12:18:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just outside darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4638"},{"timestamp":1666091945,"iso":"2022-10-18T12:19:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit one sec!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4639"},{"timestamp":1666104262,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:44:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, urgently-ish (sorry to be kieranic):","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4640"},{"timestamp":1666104279,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:44:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said Kieran is only owed £1000 of the deposit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4641"},{"timestamp":1666104291,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:44:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes that’s right","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4642"},{"timestamp":1666104296,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:44:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is the remainder split equally between us, or is it £2200 to me and the rest to you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4643"},{"timestamp":1666104299,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:44:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t care, but","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4644"},{"timestamp":1666104316,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:45:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I think it worked out like that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4645"},{"timestamp":1666104319,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:45:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I need to confirm what I’m happy with (presumably just the minimum amount I’m comfortable going to me)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4646"},{"timestamp":1666104328,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:45:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In the email thread ^ I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4647"},{"timestamp":1666104339,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:45:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, which one of those two?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4648"},{"timestamp":1666104358,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:45:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please do be honest if it goes to you, I don’t care at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4649"},{"timestamp":1666104360,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it may well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4650"},{"timestamp":1666104366,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:46:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was split equally","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4651"},{"timestamp":1666104375,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:46:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m almost sure :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4652"},{"timestamp":1666104403,"iso":"2022-10-18T15:46:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok - cool cool, thanks! I guess it doesn’t strictly matter, as long as you and kieran confirm the same 🤷‍♂️ but for your sakes if I were you I’d confirm you’re not being screwed over","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4653"},{"timestamp":1666106439,"iso":"2022-10-18T16:20:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4654","attachments":["static/photos/cf868ebe-6ad6-4325-9146-7669bbd1bd79.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666176567,"iso":"2022-10-19T11:49:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, is the email kieran has sent correct?? That he should get £1226? That seems inaccurate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4655"},{"timestamp":1666176579,"iso":"2022-10-19T11:49:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Esp given the deductions, and if you said he paid in £1k","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4656"},{"timestamp":1666176590,"iso":"2022-10-19T11:49:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Unless you’ve agreed something with him since, I would hit pause","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4657"},{"timestamp":1666176615,"iso":"2022-10-19T11:50:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I looked again, he did pay £1500.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4658"},{"timestamp":1666176622,"iso":"2022-10-19T11:50:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh ok, cool cool","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4659"},{"timestamp":1666176633,"iso":"2022-10-19T11:50:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All good then 👍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4660"},{"timestamp":1666309601,"iso":"2022-10-21T00:46:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4661","attachments":["static/photos/1f6df303-8c3a-4c90-83ca-10d54e1b9b21.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666370089,"iso":"2022-10-21T17:34:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4662"},{"timestamp":1666370236,"iso":"2022-10-21T17:37:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(sorry, I hate that creepy joke, but I was amused at his ageing in reverse, haha …. also, ignore my messages there, I’m kinda simplifying my ornate sexual pathology 😅)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4663"},{"timestamp":1666425784,"iso":"2022-10-22T09:03:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4664","attachments":["static/photos/aa3fc5ad-c931-450d-b562-01aad4e6238f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666426922,"iso":"2022-10-22T09:22:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahhah you should send him\nKieran’s way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4665"},{"timestamp":1666434783,"iso":"2022-10-22T11:33:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I should","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4666"},{"timestamp":1666434798,"iso":"2022-10-22T11:33:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I’m meaning to do more flat stuff this weekend because I realise I’ve been gravely remiss","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4667"},{"timestamp":1666434864,"iso":"2022-10-22T11:34:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thought this was quite cool, among the new ones - three-bed in a nice location, midway between South Ken station and the Kings Road (not too far down in Philistan), and for a preposterously low price: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62684209/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4668"},{"timestamp":1666434919,"iso":"2022-10-22T11:35:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m conscious we shouldn’t add too much and should work through the existing pipeline since this is late in the day … but can’t resist *with not too much emphasis* sharing a few)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4669"},{"timestamp":1666435805,"iso":"2022-10-22T11:50:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg shall we get it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4670"},{"timestamp":1666435820,"iso":"2022-10-22T11:50:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The rest of the pipeline is all gone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4671"},{"timestamp":1666435824,"iso":"2022-10-22T11:50:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😅😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4672"},{"timestamp":1666451556,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:12:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh we should - I’m going a bit stir crazy here, some viewings would not do me an ounce of harm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4673"},{"timestamp":1666451567,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:12:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think I can bear another day cooped up in this flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4674"},{"timestamp":1666451585,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:13:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol - I’ll send some others from the ‘news’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4675"},{"timestamp":1666451669,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:14:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nice-ish, just off Sloane Sq to the south, in mansion-block land; extraordinarily cheap: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/47384111/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4676"},{"timestamp":1666451759,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:15:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quiiiite nice, Rutland Gate, western edge of K’bridge Pizza Slice #3 (the least nice); mid-priced; is in a ‘20th c’ ‘block’: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/55347992/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4677"},{"timestamp":1666451888,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:18:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Prime Belgravia (saying that first as it’s really the main perquisite of this one), not super nice st architecturally but v v nice location-wise, sorta between Lowndes Sq and Motcomb St (ie Waitrose); flat itself is mediocre but perfectly nice: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62610168/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4678"},{"timestamp":1666452155,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:22:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Pretty gorgeous flat; area is that slight no man’s land in a 2min radius of South Ken station; it’s on Fulham Rd but please rest assured it’s not Fulham (mirabile dictu): https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61775543/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4679"},{"timestamp":1666452388,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:26:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"V nice location, Brompton Rd near K’bridge station; one bedroom is quite Spartan but honestly I’m cool with that, idc that much: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62652996/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4680"},{"timestamp":1666452408,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:26:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, this is one for which to look at the floor plan and not the photos","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4681"},{"timestamp":1666452421,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:27:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or indeed just the map, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4682"},{"timestamp":1666452495,"iso":"2022-10-22T16:28:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Decor is a tiny bit ‘Benji meets Proust meets council estate gran’ but …. ah I can’t describe this one, maybe just check it out: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/54622248/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4683"},{"timestamp":1666457948,"iso":"2022-10-22T17:59:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4684","attachments":["static/photos/0c2585c4-22ba-40fb-b17f-98bf404badd7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666461428,"iso":"2022-10-22T18:57:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4685","attachments":["static/photos/30cb673e-88f2-493a-a9f3-355b3369b730.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666655226,"iso":"2022-10-25T00:47:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4686","attachments":["static/photos/44e7a0f3-95cb-4cf0-a628-3aefa12ba61b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666814387,"iso":"2022-10-26T20:59:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, shit, how have I just thought this: what do you think about where this (ie my current) flat is? It’s cheap for where it is, it’s right next to Soho - aa we saw - and it’s similarly insalubrious, but doesn’t really have an identity\n\n(like, people say Fitzrovia, but it doesn’t feel like much more than an arbitrary square drawn on a map … v much unlike eg Soho)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4687"},{"timestamp":1666814420,"iso":"2022-10-26T21:00:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“It is to Soho as Marylebone is to Mayfair”, as those bloody Common Entrance papers would put it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4688"},{"timestamp":1666820583,"iso":"2022-10-26T22:43:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4689","attachments":["static/photos/737c41f0-fa71-4afe-b863-38880734aa22.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666955080,"iso":"2022-10-28T12:04:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4690","attachments":["static/photos/9162559a-7f80-46d7-9f5b-ea84c9fb87a8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666955941,"iso":"2022-10-28T12:19:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4691","attachments":["static/photos/580dbc14-394d-4602-b989-6e582e90d922.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666955961,"iso":"2022-10-28T12:19:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Excuse my godawful highlighting skills","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4692"},{"timestamp":1666957272,"iso":"2022-10-28T12:41:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh, so sorry i've been so bad at replying :'(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4693"},{"timestamp":1666957292,"iso":"2022-10-28T12:41:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will look at these later today,","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4694"},{"timestamp":1666959094,"iso":"2022-10-28T13:11:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I suppose we _have_ had a change in Prime Minister since your last message 😜\nGod, poor Liz Truss, trying to implement her teenage libertarian manifesto, not Thatcher enough to just tell some people they were going to die (or indeed Bevan: that line from the ‘lower than vermin’ speech)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4695"},{"timestamp":1666959178,"iso":"2022-10-28T13:12:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4696","attachments":["static/photos/f8c03642-e18e-4af4-8a44-e02a75fa02fa.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1666959202,"iso":"2022-10-28T13:13:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yeah I’m meaning to look at the new ones soon - and no worries, the advantage of being slow is that there’s lots of time for great stuff to come on the market","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4697"},{"timestamp":1667088629,"iso":"2022-10-30T01:10:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4698","attachments":["static/photos/174e9211-4b0f-4045-beb7-d4d5410216d0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667088629,"iso":"2022-10-30T01:10:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4699","attachments":["static/photos/8d5940a2-f22d-408b-bd46-971ec8cc2a71.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667153648,"iso":"2022-10-30T18:14:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4700","attachments":["static/photos/2f45d216-eea4-4163-a312-9077eae7ab4e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667199496,"iso":"2022-10-31T06:58:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4701","attachments":["static/photos/b0917dde-26ea-43eb-be19-353002f5a86d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667311459,"iso":"2022-11-01T14:04:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lovely 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4702"},{"timestamp":1667311526,"iso":"2022-11-01T14:05:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling been MIA. I was quite I’ll with Covid. How are you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4703"},{"timestamp":1667311530,"iso":"2022-11-01T14:05:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Have you seen any flats?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4704"},{"timestamp":1667349573,"iso":"2022-11-02T00:39:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh, sorry to hear! I _thought_ you’d gone rather silent - as opposed to me, for once… I’ve not been very good with this stuff, _but_ I saw my aunt for dinner and she suggested going into the estate agent across the road where they’re far more clued up on local stuff than one could be via Zoopla. So I … well, I didn’t go in, but on the way back I took a look, and they have some absolutely superb places I’ve not seen on Zoopla at all, and which look to be of a much higher standard..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4705"},{"timestamp":1667349626,"iso":"2022-11-02T00:40:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4706","attachments":["static/photos/3be02d97-d511-4fb0-827e-049855a3acd0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667349627,"iso":"2022-11-02T00:40:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4707","attachments":["static/photos/b2811bfa-8b99-4d8a-9c63-97ed6d0106d4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667349627,"iso":"2022-11-02T00:40:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4708","attachments":["static/photos/eee7925f-1126-4e73-a618-eb09f56c35c4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667381807,"iso":"2022-11-02T09:36:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I saw this one as well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4709"},{"timestamp":1667381809,"iso":"2022-11-02T09:36:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s three bed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4710"},{"timestamp":1667381816,"iso":"2022-11-02T09:36:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So we can get someone to take the third room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4711"},{"timestamp":1667381821,"iso":"2022-11-02T09:37:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we just go for it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4712"},{"timestamp":1667411582,"iso":"2022-11-02T17:53:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"URGENT 🚨 ⚠️ https://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbkbreknl130305l","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4713"},{"timestamp":1667411590,"iso":"2022-11-02T17:53:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think of this 🫶🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4714"},{"timestamp":1667459286,"iso":"2022-11-03T07:08:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit I totally missed these last night","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4715"},{"timestamp":1667459300,"iso":"2022-11-03T07:08:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will look now and yes let’s go for it if no probs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4716"},{"timestamp":1667459329,"iso":"2022-11-03T07:08:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4717","attachments":["static/photos/95a0c516-c87f-4120-a46a-cb7d6b9e1832.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667479276,"iso":"2022-11-03T12:41:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/residential/to-let/lancaster-gate-hyde-park-london-w2/hpq012274843","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4718"},{"timestamp":1667511871,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:44:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4719","attachments":["static/photos/3803a8cd-b153-4834-97ca-fa1d3ebb6aac.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667511910,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:45:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, that feels mean now - I was assuming he was English (because only the English would speak it so poorly) but I just realised it’s possible he’s not, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4720"},{"timestamp":1667511934,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:45:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHAHAHAHAH","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4721"},{"timestamp":1667511934,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:45:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also wow, that’s gorgeous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4722"},{"timestamp":1667511941,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:45:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me just analyse it properly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4723"},{"timestamp":1667511948,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:45:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He probably is English lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4724"},{"timestamp":1667511950,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:45:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The last link you sent I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4725"},{"timestamp":1667511962,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:46:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that’s Essex through and through, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4726"},{"timestamp":1667511976,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:46:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Further away from English than Proto-Aramaic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4727"},{"timestamp":1667512058,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:47:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There’s no WAY this flat is for real","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4728"},{"timestamp":1667512068,"iso":"2022-11-03T21:47:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If it is, we should take it stat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4729"},{"timestamp":1667558152,"iso":"2022-11-04T10:35:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes absolutely, I just a called them, they said they could do viewings today, I’m not back in London so im I won’t be able to. His number is +44020787150","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4730"},{"timestamp":1667558770,"iso":"2022-11-04T10:46:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh brilliant - could you do a video viewing? As in, either if he could show us around over video (which maybe we shouldn’t do) or more likely I can just hold my phone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4731"},{"timestamp":1667558832,"iso":"2022-11-04T10:47:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahah yeah, I’m just slightly hesitant about making the same mistakes as last time lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4732"},{"timestamp":1667558856,"iso":"2022-11-04T10:47:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Plus i think a lot of things get missed with the video","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4733"},{"timestamp":1667559916,"iso":"2022-11-04T11:05:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry, I just looked and it doesn't have a bath 😢","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4734"},{"timestamp":1667571532,"iso":"2022-11-04T14:18:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah true… We could always do a second ‘confirmation’ viewing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4735"},{"timestamp":1667571584,"iso":"2022-11-04T14:19:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmmmmm…. is that a hard criterion? I don’t mind hugely if we skip this one - I’d take it but hey another will come along - but I’m not sure we can afford many more hard criteria","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4736"},{"timestamp":1667582255,"iso":"2022-11-04T17:17:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I just got the joke here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4737"},{"timestamp":1667588671,"iso":"2022-11-04T19:04:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I’m so glad you did","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4738"},{"timestamp":1667588684,"iso":"2022-11-04T19:04:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4739"},{"timestamp":1667588684,"iso":"2022-11-04T19:04:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4740"},{"timestamp":1667588755,"iso":"2022-11-04T19:05:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"‘Can’t acorn 🐿’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4741"},{"timestamp":1667588844,"iso":"2022-11-04T19:07:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling I will get back to the looking for flats tomorrow. I’m feeling positively wretched for the 3rd time this month 🤒🤧","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4742"},{"timestamp":1667618681,"iso":"2022-11-05T03:24:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"HAHAHA I love that, I genuinely laughed out loud (which appropriately enough is the one occasion on which I _won’t_ say ‘lol’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4743"},{"timestamp":1667618729,"iso":"2022-11-05T03:25:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And no worries, you’ve done waaay more than I’ve done - I know I’m grievously remiss","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4744"},{"timestamp":1667682287,"iso":"2022-11-05T21:04:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, shit, did you not mean this as [implicitly] “therefore it’s off the table”? I just realise d","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4745"},{"timestamp":1667682590,"iso":"2022-11-05T21:09:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh it’s fine, I’m sure I can live without a bath. Did you manage to get in contact with them?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4746"},{"timestamp":1667685064,"iso":"2022-11-05T21:51:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I thought you were saying that in the sense of “it’s not an option” - hence my messages about the disutility of too many hard criteria","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4747"},{"timestamp":1667685145,"iso":"2022-11-05T21:52:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I can’t believe that - in hindsight i don’t know quite why I read it that way, though to an extent I can see how maybe it slightly supported that interpretation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4748"},{"timestamp":1667685167,"iso":"2022-11-05T21:52:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should have been clearer in my reply and then maybe I’d / we’d have clocked the misunderstanding 🤦‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4749"},{"timestamp":1667685205,"iso":"2022-11-05T21:53:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway - am just at my parents’ and my sister and her girlfriend are coming over tomorrow, and we’re gonna try to book a viewing for that time since we were planning a stroll in the park anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4750"},{"timestamp":1667687828,"iso":"2022-11-05T22:37:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhh amazing 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4751"},{"timestamp":1667739562,"iso":"2022-11-06T12:59:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh, I think I’ve been in a state of Covid induced brain fog over the last 3 weeks, that or else staying at my parents has sent me into a state of disassociation haha. In any case I have to be back in London this week for definite, most likely Monday/Tuesday. My aunt in the country is very poorly and my uncle isn’t managing. It’s quite a tricky situation as obviously I have nowhere to stay when I get back, I’ve looked into trying to rent a flat for a short period, and that sharply increases the price, for example £1900, for one month in … South Tottenham, which the thought of makes me retch. I have a call tomorrow with a short-let company trying to find a place, for maximum of 3 weeks in the West End, which no doubt I’ll pay through the nose for, however I’m happy to do so as long as I have something sorted by Saturday. That does not mean to say, I necessarily have to move on Saturday or at the end of my short-let, I really just need to have something organised quickly as I’m beginning to get myself in a flap over all this. I hope I’m not being too pushy, (and sorry if so), but I imagine you’re getting a bit tired of being stuck in Goodge St, as lovely as it is. \n \nAlso, for the criteria of the flat, I suppose I can relax my need for a bath, although I think two bathrooms is a must, and at least one with an ensuite. I’ve been thinking, and I would really want to insist on a 6 month break clause, only for the fact I really don’t know what will happen between now and then, as things are so up in the air I can hardly say for sure if I will still be in London, albeit 99% chance likelihood I will be, but nothing is for sure. \n \nI really hate to be that person, but do you remember we said we wouldn’t have any T in the new flat, do you still want to do that? I hate to sound square/strict about it, it’s just I wouldn’t trust myself around it at this point, it’s only been recently since I’ve stopped craving it after the last time we did it together. I’m very much openminded about letting people do whatever they want, but I think I need a long period of abstinence from it, and with the temptation being there it may not be the best thing. I hope you understand and don’t think I’m being too pushy or controlling.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4752"},{"timestamp":1667739679,"iso":"2022-11-06T13:01:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh sorry to boke all that out. Let me know what you think. And if you’re about later we can go through some flats.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4753"},{"timestamp":1667757352,"iso":"2022-11-06T17:55:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, yeah, I absolutely agree with you. I think I'm losing my mind with this current living situation - I'm just horribly guilty about Tig and Pig's conditions, especially Pig having lost her outside world that she used to explore, and .... in any event .. 'yes'. That basically covers it, lol.\n\nAlso yeah, even under these circs I've been reflecting, chatting to fam, etc, and I do think the 2 baths req is prob sound. The Charybdis to avoid (the Scylla being obvious) is that we get somewhere, it's horrid, we have to move, and we spend way more than to find somewhere nice. Nah, let's be sensible. But we can cut a lot out - I can expand, but basically I think what you said is all v sound.\n\nAs for a six-month break clause, I have no idea of the viability of that, but it sounds like a fine thing to try for. If not, maybe we could agree something between us. Ultimately if one of us had, say, a one-month period to find a new flatmate, he'd probably be totally fine, and to the other person (well, most likely you by the sounds of it) that would probably be acceptable to pay _iff that event, uh, eventuated_. We can figure it out. None of this sounds intractable, in essence.\n\nAs for T, yeah, I think realistically our two options are (a) neither of us has it, or (b) one of us has it, in which case both of us have it (being generous souls... or potentially stealing it from one another I guess - I did that with the heroin after all [albeit it was mine that I'd vouchsafed you I guess, idk]), and that way lies madness.. \n\nI have the honour to be, \n with great humility and servility, \n your most humble servant,\nSam (lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4754"},{"timestamp":1667757370,"iso":"2022-11-06T17:56:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(felt that long reply called for an appropriate valediction)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4755"},{"timestamp":1667757731,"iso":"2022-11-06T18:02:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Speaking of which - I’m just rewatching that Brian Sewell clip and I thought a reminder might brighten your day 😅: https://youtu.be/5oDVmCjUvHE\nI love him- maybe it’s just that I hate convention, but I’ve huge respect for those who don’t give a damn and ‘go like a blight upon the dullness of the world’ (or however £ put it) 🤷‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4756"},{"timestamp":1667772167,"iso":"2022-11-06T22:02:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh shit I meant to say, you’re obv totally welcome to stay here, if it’s acceptable to you!! I don’t know why my brain skipped that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4757"},{"timestamp":1667772824,"iso":"2022-11-06T22:13:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s so so kind darling I’m yo-yoing so wouldn’t want to disrupt you.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4758"},{"timestamp":1667772868,"iso":"2022-11-06T22:14:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well reply properly to all of this in the am, as well as getting a start on the flat stuff 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4759"},{"timestamp":1667852702,"iso":"2022-11-07T20:25:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, no problem at all! Sorry I’ve been so incommunicado, it’s been a long day of work! I’ll look at the flats from my parents (lol I initially wrote that with an apostrophe I assume because I’m so used to referring to the house) and send you some of the ones I looked at & liked over the weekend","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4760"},{"timestamp":1667852900,"iso":"2022-11-07T20:28:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I had a look at them, of the top of my head there were three I liked. One in Angel, which I called and it’s not ready till mid December, and is a 5 month lease. One in Notting Hill, which isn’t available till January, and Lennox Garden, which is unfurnished 😅. I have however arranged a viewing for a flat on Wednesday at 13:00, on Wardour St Soho. It’s in the Pathe building. Very nice I’ll try find it for you and send it over :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4761"},{"timestamp":1667852907,"iso":"2022-11-07T20:28:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, sorry, I meant to say: I hope everything’s alright with your aunt! I know she’s difficult - if it’s the right aunt I’m remembering talking about - but I dunno, I don’t like talking about the worth of a human life as though one were weighing the merits of inviting them to a tea party (however popular that mindset may be becoming), and difficult people have their reasons for being difficult, and… Anyway, I think everyone deserves peace at the end","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4762"},{"timestamp":1667852942,"iso":"2022-11-07T20:29:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nice, I’ll take a look! Also, a 5 month lease?!? And nice, I’m looking forward - should be an easy walk from here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4763"},{"timestamp":1667852963,"iso":"2022-11-07T20:29:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for doing all this! Sorry about my indolence","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4764"},{"timestamp":1667852990,"iso":"2022-11-07T20:29:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, not attributing said mindset to you(!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4765"},{"timestamp":1667856566,"iso":"2022-11-07T21:29:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Aww thank you darling. Yes I totally, I’m rather dreading going, these things are never nice, and she doesn’t seem to be taking dying very well 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4766"},{"timestamp":1667856788,"iso":"2022-11-07T21:33:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I should of asked you before I arranged it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4767"},{"timestamp":1667856921,"iso":"2022-11-07T21:35:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/85948425#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4768"},{"timestamp":1667862199,"iso":"2022-11-07T23:03:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I’m just walking back from Tesco and there’s a car going down the street blasting such truly calamitously bad music that I initially thought it was having engine problems","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4769"},{"timestamp":1667862227,"iso":"2022-11-07T23:03:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like … whatever’s the car equivalent of agonal breathing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4770"},{"timestamp":1667862279,"iso":"2022-11-07T23:04:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh dear… Well, they say life’s a bitch, so perhaps they’re fond of one another","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4771"},{"timestamp":1667862390,"iso":"2022-11-07T23:06:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, that’s a terrible thing to say, I know, I’m sorry, I’m just being droll… It’s horrid - I’m sorry it’s happening… Apparently my grandpa asked his doctor (of decades) if he could give him a little something to speed it up, and his doctor said no or else he’d be working at McDonald’s 🙃 Wait, what is it exactly that’s ailing her?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4772"},{"timestamp":1667862512,"iso":"2022-11-07T23:08:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow that’s very luxe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4773"},{"timestamp":1667865541,"iso":"2022-11-07T23:59:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, was about to say but got waylaid: I’ve almost-unconsciously shifted my mindset to Very Southerly Fitzrovia and also Soho (I think of the former as sorta ‘North Soho’, with the same inaccuracy but not the same dishonesty as south Marylebone people and estate agents who call that area North Mayfair) \nI guess I just like the bustle of life here, living here - it’s central in a way that paddington wasn’t, where you can go for a walk (normally for drugs, not flanerie) at 2am and still bump into tourists and clubbers, and something in me likes that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4774"},{"timestamp":1667865604,"iso":"2022-11-08T00:00:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, no, don’t worry in the least about the Soho booking - I really appreciate your moving this along (and, honestly, appreciate the time constraint too!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4775"},{"timestamp":1667865661,"iso":"2022-11-08T00:01:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For the record, I chose the wording ‘people and estate agents’ advisedly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4776"},{"timestamp":1667903381,"iso":"2022-11-08T10:29:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes me too, I totally agree! I love the hustle and bustle, as long as it’s not on the Edgeware road 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4777"},{"timestamp":1667903399,"iso":"2022-11-08T10:29:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m quite excited about the Soho one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4778"},{"timestamp":1667903405,"iso":"2022-11-08T10:30:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It ticks all the boxes so far","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4779"},{"timestamp":1667905779,"iso":"2022-11-08T11:09:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling could I ask a huge favour? I have some errands to run this afternoon, and Id rather not have to drag my luggage around behind me, am I able to leave it with you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4780"},{"timestamp":1667907709,"iso":"2022-11-08T11:41:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bloomsbury, near Gower St Waterstones and UCL: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/40405141/\n\n^ Meant last night for this to become a list - it didn’t, but may as well send","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4781"},{"timestamp":1667907746,"iso":"2022-11-08T11:42:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Of course! What sort of time? (Not that it really matters, but might be good to know I g et as s 🤷‍♀️)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4782"},{"timestamp":1667907764,"iso":"2022-11-08T11:42:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"guess*, lol - that is not the way I lean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4783"},{"timestamp":1667907836,"iso":"2022-11-08T11:43:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, it was interesting but rather different from Soho 😅 As my grandma once said to me while extolling the wonders of Wood Green: it’s wonderful, it feels like one’s in the third world!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4784"},{"timestamp":1667910287,"iso":"2022-11-08T12:24:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh fab I’m like an hour?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4785"},{"timestamp":1667914143,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:29:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling are you there?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4786"},{"timestamp":1667914956,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:42:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, sorry - yeah I’m there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4787"},{"timestamp":1667914958,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:42:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4788"},{"timestamp":1667914982,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:43:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At the flat, that is; if you meant on WhatsApp, then probably not, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4789"},{"timestamp":1667915111,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:45:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh shit sorry have you already got here? Goddammit I need to stop putting my phone on silent - sorry, I’m not quite mentally used to living somewhere where people can’t knock on the door or buzz on a buzzer \n\n(There _are_ buzzers, so you can prob buzz the neighbour, the St Moritz guy, or just whoever - my aunt’s name is Sue if it helps - but yeah, this flat for whatever reason doesn’t have any phone to receive the buzzes )","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4790"},{"timestamp":1667915251,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:47:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m just in primary dodging the rain","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4791"},{"timestamp":1667915256,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:47:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can I come now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4792"},{"timestamp":1667915917,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:58:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4793","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1667915933,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:58:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4794"},{"timestamp":1667915943,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:59:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know what’s going on with my notifications","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4795"},{"timestamp":1667915947,"iso":"2022-11-08T13:59:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah of course!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4796"},{"timestamp":1667917772,"iso":"2022-11-08T14:29:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4797"},{"timestamp":1667917786,"iso":"2022-11-08T14:29:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m getting so excited about this one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4798"},{"timestamp":1667920117,"iso":"2022-11-08T15:08:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4799"},{"timestamp":1667932490,"iso":"2022-11-08T18:34:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling just getting something to eat, shall I come by around 8, does that work for you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4800"},{"timestamp":1667932598,"iso":"2022-11-08T18:36:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Totally and utterly altogether fine!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4801"},{"timestamp":1667932605,"iso":"2022-11-08T18:36:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m here all evening really 🤷‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4802"},{"timestamp":1667932617,"iso":"2022-11-08T18:36:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So makes no odds to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4803"},{"timestamp":1667936563,"iso":"2022-11-08T19:42:43+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh sorry I just processed your above messages - will read on my way to Tesc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4804"},{"timestamp":1667941599,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:06:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling just around the corner x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4805"},{"timestamp":1667941664,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:07:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4806","attachments":["static/photos/a97d0d0d-8d6e-44ac-b01b-2316ee3695e0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1667941887,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:11:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, that turned out quite long - but yeah, what a rattish widmerpoolian figure, I’m stunned to imagine any town in England - irrespective of politics - would vote him in as its binman","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4807"},{"timestamp":1667942633,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:23:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait you weren’t just in the flat, were you? I assume not, haha - I just had what must’ve been the most vivid acoustic hallucination, to the point that I actually said something or other in response, which I’ve _never_ done (though at points I’ve been uncertain which was horn and which was ivory).. Quite alarming, though, as George pointed out, very likely the plain old sleep deprivation is a large part of the cause","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4808"},{"timestamp":1667942647,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:24:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"never done before**","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4809"},{"timestamp":1667942674,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:24:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This isn’t a roundabout way of asking your ETA, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4810"},{"timestamp":1667942694,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:24:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha oh darling no I’m on the stairs, I did knock, but I think you were in the bath.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4811"},{"timestamp":1667942705,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:25:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhhhhhh shit ok sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4812"},{"timestamp":1667942711,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:25:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well thank god it wasn’t a hallucination","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4813"},{"timestamp":1667942717,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:25:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry my fault for not giving you more than 10 mins warning","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4814"},{"timestamp":1667942723,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:25:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One sec, soz","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4815"},{"timestamp":1667942728,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:25:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so disorganised","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4816"},{"timestamp":1667942734,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:25:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Both our faults I guess, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4817"},{"timestamp":1667942749,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:25:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But at least I can still tell which gate is horn and which ivory 🤷‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4818"},{"timestamp":1667942751,"iso":"2022-11-08T21:25:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One mo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4819"},{"timestamp":1667948009,"iso":"2022-11-08T22:53:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4820"},{"timestamp":1667948047,"iso":"2022-11-08T22:54:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4821"},{"timestamp":1667949531,"iso":"2022-11-08T23:18:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you still going to work c’est soir?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4822"},{"timestamp":1667954958,"iso":"2022-11-09T00:49:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah I’m planning to - why? 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4823"},{"timestamp":1667955021,"iso":"2022-11-09T00:50:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I was just wondering if you were ordering from Brenden","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4824"},{"timestamp":1667955070,"iso":"2022-11-09T00:51:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh yes gimme 10 mins - he usu only comes late ant war","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4825"},{"timestamp":1667955088,"iso":"2022-11-09T00:51:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I didn’t mean to sound interrogative haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4826"},{"timestamp":1667995208,"iso":"2022-11-09T12:00:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling are you still coming to the viewing at 1:30?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4827"},{"timestamp":1668001759,"iso":"2022-11-09T13:49:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh dammit I’m not getting notifications and somehow it completely slipped my mind 😬 I’m very happy to go with your judgement and maybe I can sort another viewing or get them to send some more photos (I can’t believe that the professional photog they must’ve hired wouldn’t at least have _taken_ photos of each room)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4828"},{"timestamp":1668001763,"iso":"2022-11-09T13:49:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you like it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4829"},{"timestamp":1668019712,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:48:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling let me know if you’re placing an order with Brenden, I don’t want that much so he wouldn’t travel lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4830"},{"timestamp":1668019755,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:49:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh yeah what would you want? I was about to text him, so good timing (I’ll make a note in the input box for his chat so I can’t forget!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4831"},{"timestamp":1668019817,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:50:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh some G Xanax if he has it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4832"},{"timestamp":1668019842,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:50:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh could you see if he has some zopi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4833"},{"timestamp":1668019858,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:50:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It so 5 would\nBe great","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4834"},{"timestamp":1668019869,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:51:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And the smallest amount of g he is willing to sell xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4835"},{"timestamp":1668019878,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:51:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🫶🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4836"},{"timestamp":1668019902,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:51:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I’m tempted to interpret this like the old joke about the programmer buying eggs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4837"},{"timestamp":1668019947,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:52:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah sure - 5 Zopiclone pills, or 5 packs, or sth else? Also what about the Xanax? Is that instead of Zopi, or as well, or is it abandoned?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4838"},{"timestamp":1668020038,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:53:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"5 zopiclone\nA Strip a Valium/ Xanax","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4839"},{"timestamp":1668020321,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:58:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry that sounded blunt. Haha both together would be amazing. Thank you so so much xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4840"},{"timestamp":1668020357,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:59:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries, if anything the terseness is much appreciated! Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4841"},{"timestamp":1668020370,"iso":"2022-11-09T18:59:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^in this specific context I mean!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4842"},{"timestamp":1668020647,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:04:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I’ll assume “a strip a Valium/Xanax” is pirate talk for “a strip of Valium/Xanax” (only alternative I can exegesise is “a strip per Valium/Xanax” which I _think_ wouldn’t make sense)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4843"},{"timestamp":1668020675,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:04:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Didn’t mean for that to sound as supercilious / rude as it did","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4844"},{"timestamp":1668020680,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:04:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Totally","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4845"},{"timestamp":1668020689,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:04:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be honest I could prob make this my email & text signature","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4846"},{"timestamp":1668020697,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:04:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Brendan will probably know","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4847"},{"timestamp":1668020704,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:05:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Amazeballs! I’ll keep you posted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4848"},{"timestamp":1668021953,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:25:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4849"},{"timestamp":1668021963,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:26:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Has he said anything?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4850"},{"timestamp":1668022814,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:40:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Pas plus","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4851"},{"timestamp":1668022816,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:40:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sadly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4852"},{"timestamp":1668022824,"iso":"2022-11-09T19:40:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll still keep you posted, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4853"},{"timestamp":1668116536,"iso":"2022-11-10T21:42:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you so much for everything, I definitely didn’t mean to intrude I think Alex was just on a mission, after seeing your pipe in the bathroom haha.\n\nI’m yet to hear back from the soho flat so I’ve had a look at a few more places today just in case it falls through , have you seen any? Will send a some over. Are you busy on Saturday, as I could potentially schedule some for then. Also on the Alex front, I think it’s good to include him on the flat like soho, as it’s beneficial. A 5000 split between the two of us is a bit much, I want to keep it below 2200 max. \n\nI think we can’t get something sorted this week, as a temporary solution, I may look at a short let 1 bed…as I really really need a base in London, I’m beginning to feel a sofa surfer gypsy, and with everything which is going on I must be close to Dorset, Anyway most of the properties I’ve looked at are only available in the new year. So the short let could tie me over till then, or rather until there’s something we both like that starts then. In any-case I’m just hoping the Soho flat offer is accepted. \n\nI thought this would of been a lot easier with our budgets, but think with the shift away from buying and more to renting, has thrown a spannar in the works 😪😪","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4854"},{"timestamp":1668203665,"iso":"2022-11-11T21:54:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit I’m so sorry I missed this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4855"},{"timestamp":1668203858,"iso":"2022-11-11T21:57:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know why but I was certain you hadn’t texted (prooobably not sleeping the past two nights had something to do with it…)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4856"},{"timestamp":1668204187,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:03:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Re Alex and the flat: I’m totally on board with him joining for the Soho flat - I think that’s a great fit. What I’d maybe avoid, which possibility he did hint at, is doing what we did with Kieran after my uncle’s house fell through, namely carrying on looking as the three of us. I like Alex and he’s not Kieran, none of this has anything to do with _him specifically_, but (a) his contribution would be at most £1000, same as Kieran, and (b) he’s not even necessarily looking for the whole [tenancy period which in practice will be >=1yr]. I think that would be a very very bad idea. If his situation changed, or if he were in some way able to underwrite those concerns, so to speak, then it’d be different. And again I like Alex and it’s not remotely to do with him per se (besides his plans and his budget I suppose).","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4857"},{"timestamp":1668204693,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:11:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually I was saying to my parents last night that my bigger worry about Alex (after they naturally asked some questions about ‘who he was’, maybe _slightly_ in that middle-class way but mainly in light of Kieran) was not so much Alex himself, but that his renting the spare room for part of the tenancy (crucially the initial part) might lull us into a false sense of sufficiency, into feeling that we can afford the flat because, hey, the first rent payments will only be X or Y and we’re looking no further ahead. I thought that was more a hypothetical risk - though by no means an unlikely one - but your comment about 5000 being too much (about which you may well be right!) makes me more concerned that this probably isn’t the right place. I haven’t thought about it much. I don’t necessarily find myself praying that we’ll sign on this one, but that doesn’t necessarily mean much & again I’ve been awake three days.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4858"},{"timestamp":1668205477,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:24:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I completely agree and I said as much too him. I don’t want to spend more than what I did in Paddington atm, ideally, and for the Soho flat it would of all added up nicely. I think this flat was definitely an exception to the rule, and I’d much rather a great 2 bedroom over an okay 3 bedroom. I thought if he stayed three months he good bring the average annual rent down a bit.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4859"},{"timestamp":1668205540,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:25:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes tbh it was a fab flat, and the offer I put in, was quite low, so I’m almost certain it’ll be rejected.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4860"},{"timestamp":1668205560,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:26:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also the estate agent hasn’t been in touch today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4861"},{"timestamp":1668205778,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:29:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m much more worried about finding one soon. I really need a place in London asap, and getting a little stressed. Unfortunately I haven’t had a chance to look at any flats, but as well as the two bed flats, I’ll look at some 1 bedroom short let or studio in the interim. The timing really couldn’t be worse with my aunt, and also for my sanity with being in Ireland. 😥","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4862"},{"timestamp":1668206758,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:45:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it’d not have been a bad thing - and of course we could have let out the third bedroom after he left, possibly for a bit closer to ‘market’ rent (though, as my parents said, £1000 may not be far off market rent considering the lack of any bath or shower besides in other people’s bedrooms 😂), BUT I think it’d have been a bad idea if we actually expected not to be able to pay without his contribution. In any event it’d be another complexity to deal with.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4863"},{"timestamp":1668206815,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:46:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, that penultimate sentence doesn’t really flow, prosody-wise. Maybe italicise ‘expected’ in your head, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4864"},{"timestamp":1668206884,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:48:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also no you’re totally right, really. I was going to go and see some boy off Grindr in Sheffield but actually it’s a bit mad. I was on the fence anyway tbh, just in terms of whether it was worth the fuss.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4865"},{"timestamp":1668206890,"iso":"2022-11-11T22:48:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So yeah I should be around!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4866"},{"timestamp":1668210586,"iso":"2022-11-11T23:49:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4867","attachments":["static/photos/2b15014a-bd37-45f5-8d85-31ec55d2b495.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668242559,"iso":"2022-11-12T08:42:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/residential/to-let/argyll-mansions-303-323-kings-road-chelsea-london-sw3/chq012231737","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4868"},{"timestamp":1668255071,"iso":"2022-11-12T12:11:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Looks nice but ultimately perhaps a bit ‘meh’ - though the price is excellent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4869"},{"timestamp":1668255080,"iso":"2022-11-12T12:11:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m gonna have a proper look now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4870"},{"timestamp":1668255090,"iso":"2022-11-12T12:11:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not that you haven’t looked properly, that’s to say, but I haven’t","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4871"},{"timestamp":1668255305,"iso":"2022-11-12T12:15:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, re Soho and what I’m calling Noho*, imma check with the estate agent across the road who seemed to have endless nice places (did I send those photos of their listings? I can’t recall)\n\n*This tiny section, (Goodge) st and down, the Fitzrovian foreskin severed from Soho by the scalpel that is Oxford St but still really more similar to it than to, say, Fitzroy Sq","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4872"},{"timestamp":1668255362,"iso":"2022-11-12T12:16:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4873","attachments":["static/photos/95501b74-7aac-4d3e-ba85-71cb7cd102de.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668255683,"iso":"2022-11-12T12:21:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, you can’t but be impressed by his actual and genuine care in phoning around on their behalf - and also slightly terrified that this all was govt policy and remains govt philosophy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4874"},{"timestamp":1668256076,"iso":"2022-11-12T12:27:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaand amazed that libertarians (perhaps I ought to add some scare quotes there), like your friend C3PO or whatever his name is, continue to vaunt Thatcher as some sort of hero of liberty","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4875"},{"timestamp":1668256165,"iso":"2022-11-12T12:29:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To which I’m tempted to add the caveat - inter multi alia - of “except in Ireland”\n(https://twitter.com/conorjh/status/1162399754594279427)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4876"},{"timestamp":1668264401,"iso":"2022-11-12T14:46:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4877","attachments":["static/photos/ab3a3f3f-845e-4b5b-a4ed-d9b9370fb024.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668266871,"iso":"2022-11-12T15:27:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4878","attachments":["static/photos/a5d2a367-8958-41dc-b0d0-6a3bb271da68.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668266939,"iso":"2022-11-12T15:28:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, ok, it’s made Uber Pet the default, presumably since my move - that would explain the prices and some of the confused expressions","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4879"},{"timestamp":1668266961,"iso":"2022-11-12T15:29:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Still, £13 even… That shouldn’t be more than a tenner for the Uber I thought I knew","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4880"},{"timestamp":1668274912,"iso":"2022-11-12T17:41:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If only for the insane view: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/52321960/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4881"},{"timestamp":1668275868,"iso":"2022-11-12T17:57:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62859309/?search_identifier=85a5fa80a55b733240083354ab6af218","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4882"},{"timestamp":1668275871,"iso":"2022-11-12T17:57:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg this one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4883"},{"timestamp":1668275874,"iso":"2022-11-12T17:57:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4884"},{"timestamp":1668283955,"iso":"2022-11-12T20:12:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I will make a list of places to view tomorrow or Monday. If we can’t get somewhere on either of those days, I’ll really need to take a short let for a few months, to tide me over. I’m so sorry, I’m not saying this to try to pressure you, I’m just need dire need to have something sorted by next week, and hopefully with a move in very quickly after that. 😫","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4885"},{"timestamp":1668283993,"iso":"2022-11-12T20:13:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The spring garden flat is perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4886"},{"timestamp":1668284008,"iso":"2022-11-12T20:13:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Slightly rough around the edges","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4887"},{"timestamp":1668284031,"iso":"2022-11-12T20:13:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But we can get some handy man to come in and tidy it up if needs be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4888"},{"timestamp":1668349837,"iso":"2022-11-13T14:30:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh, yeah, that’s fair enough - and no worries about the short let, that’s functionally what I got months ago and have still got, so you’d only be equalising our situations! But yes we really ought to get on with this. Part of me thinks the delay so far has not been a bad thing - I think we’ve reviewed all the places that were listed in our areas and our range, and ultimately, at some point, time is the only input you can vary.. However, **I do think, having spoken with my mum about it, that looking _also_ in at least a _slightly_ lower price bracket wouldn’t be bad & would likely mean we’d have a bigger selection available, because most people and thus most flats are in that bracket**","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4889"},{"timestamp":1668349983,"iso":"2022-11-13T14:33:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow yeah I know roughly that road, it’s the walk up from Trafalgar Sq to Pall Mall - in my mind it’s a TINY bit touristy/tatty, part of that bit of ultra-central London (esp by that traditional Charing X def) where you get tourist tat shops occupying surely-mega-expensive real estate just because there are so many tourists that it’s worth their while – in consequence of which it feels a tiny bit like the Lebanon or something – but I’d be very very happy with it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4890"},{"timestamp":1668349992,"iso":"2022-11-13T14:33:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually I haven’t looked at the flat yet, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4891"},{"timestamp":1668350128,"iso":"2022-11-13T14:35:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I actually quite like it - it’s on the nice side of normal, could be done up, and doesn’t cost too much 👍 What it’s like to live in … would you call that St James’s? … I have absolutely no clue, but it can’t be that bad, and you’re a hop and a skip away from the edge of Covent Garden 🤷‍♂️ I imagine it has quite a cool apocalyptic vibe at night","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4892"},{"timestamp":1668350163,"iso":"2022-11-13T14:36:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4893","attachments":["static/photos/d115a9b4-cd38-40f7-beb6-7322cae15194.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668455378,"iso":"2022-11-14T19:49:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4894","attachments":["static/photos/760742d3-0563-45bb-abcb-ad8496b4fe0a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668455379,"iso":"2022-11-14T19:49:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4895"},{"timestamp":1668455410,"iso":"2022-11-14T19:50:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4896"},{"timestamp":1668455412,"iso":"2022-11-14T19:50:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4897"},{"timestamp":1668455417,"iso":"2022-11-14T19:50:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4898"},{"timestamp":1668455434,"iso":"2022-11-14T19:50:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I tried to are arrange a viewing for that flat but wasn’t able to","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4899"},{"timestamp":1668517635,"iso":"2022-11-15T13:07:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh I’m sorry, I can’t believe I didn’t reply last night - I’ve found some flats I like, but I’m nowhere near finished looking in all the areas.. I’ll at least re-find and send you the ones I liked asap","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4900"},{"timestamp":1668517818,"iso":"2022-11-15T13:10:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4901","attachments":["static/photos/bd144a03-a7b8-49e9-a03e-8edf65c3bc65.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668553278,"iso":"2022-11-15T23:01:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit did I ever tell you the amount to send to the other George for the drugs?? Dammit - I just saw your text in Flat Cats and it's reminded me of all my outstanding payments (like to the cleaning lady for literally this afternoon)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4902"},{"timestamp":1668553291,"iso":"2022-11-15T23:01:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^meant to send that after the flat cats one but for some reason didn't hit send","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4903"},{"timestamp":1668553372,"iso":"2022-11-15T23:02:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I'm really sorry about my inaction in the flat search - I know it's been really remiss of me and that 'sorry' doesn't really atone for it, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4904"},{"timestamp":1668553411,"iso":"2022-11-15T23:03:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What are your current practical plans, like, wrt how seriously you're gunning for finding a flat in the next week, and how much you're looking for a short let?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4905"},{"timestamp":1668593175,"iso":"2022-11-16T10:06:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I love that my 10am alarm (I reuse the existing alarms mainly) that just went off still has the label ‘Order heroin!!!’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4906"},{"timestamp":1668593185,"iso":"2022-11-16T10:06:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fond memories, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4907"},{"timestamp":1668634308,"iso":"2022-11-16T21:31:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Decor a bit naff, but 3 beds for less than £2k each (nb *each*): https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60756611/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4908"},{"timestamp":1668634364,"iso":"2022-11-16T21:32:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘each’ meaning me and you, to be clear - if and for as long as Alex were paying £1k it’d be less than, well, £1500 each","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4909"},{"timestamp":1668634395,"iso":"2022-11-16T21:33:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_while_, dammit, there’s the word - not _for as long as_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4910"},{"timestamp":1668635612,"iso":"2022-11-16T21:53:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg it’s perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4911"},{"timestamp":1668635629,"iso":"2022-11-16T21:53:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’d have to furnish it though 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4912"},{"timestamp":1668650260,"iso":"2022-11-17T01:57:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit I meant to send you this but I never sent the message - why do I always do this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4913"},{"timestamp":1668650338,"iso":"2022-11-17T01:58:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This one in Fitz, I mean, at £3k a month (!!!) and not only are both bedrooms en suite* but each is on its own floor: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62855155/\n\n*sadly, as with Soho, this is without a third communal bathroom - but I think prob a net win","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4914"},{"timestamp":1668650405,"iso":"2022-11-17T02:00:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ this is just by me - looks to be a trivial distance (30-50m?) up one of the roads leading northwards off Goodge, more or less at the exact same longitude","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4915"},{"timestamp":1668650451,"iso":"2022-11-17T02:00:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh this is amazing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4916"},{"timestamp":1668650472,"iso":"2022-11-17T02:01:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we arrange a viewing?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4917"},{"timestamp":1668650486,"iso":"2022-11-17T02:01:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, that’s a downside.. I also know what it’s like to live in that ‘micro-neighbourhood’ (as I call it in my idiosyncratic psychogeography) - Lucas lived right by the Whole Foods when we did the startup - and it’s a weird fucking area","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4918"},{"timestamp":1668650531,"iso":"2022-11-17T02:02:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ie where the other flat is, that weird micro-area right next to Piccadilly Circus, too close to start calling it Soho / St James’s / c","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4919"},{"timestamp":1668650547,"iso":"2022-11-17T02:02:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha knowing me I’ll still fail to get there - maybe you should go 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4920"},{"timestamp":1668650562,"iso":"2022-11-17T02:02:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I’m kidding obviously - yeah I’ll call and arrange one tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4921"},{"timestamp":1668650728,"iso":"2022-11-17T02:05:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Only downsides I can think of are the slightly dull decor (which we can fix) and the again having only one room for a kitchen, dining room, living room, etc\n\nAdmittedly a separate dining room is a luxury that not many flats have nowadays, or probably people and their houses in general…. I still remember trying to help my grandma look for houses and struggling to find one with the requisite laundry and pantry, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4922"},{"timestamp":1668726331,"iso":"2022-11-17T23:05:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit I really need to get on with this tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4923"},{"timestamp":1668726404,"iso":"2022-11-17T23:06:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, it occurred to me on the ritual 1min walk to Tesco at 11 –the terminus ante quem – that it’s a bit silly I should choose to live in central london given I barely leave my flat, lol \n(Even when I’m in normal fettle and socialising etc, I generally do it at home or at someone else’s, which could be anywhere)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4924"},{"timestamp":1668726516,"iso":"2022-11-17T23:08:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Of course I’m still going to, because who cares, I’ve got the money and, in that weird psychogeographical maybe-autistic way, it pleases me - but still, lol \n\nI also thought it was funny that here I am, maybe a few minutes’ walk from Oxford Circus, and still there isn’t a Waitrose that feels conveniently close by (besides the one at John Lewis which is such a horrifying grotesque hellscape)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4925"},{"timestamp":1668726792,"iso":"2022-11-17T23:13:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, this one - I don’t even know what to think of it in any way, it’s too disorienting to judge, so I figured I’d put it out there: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63035506/\n\nDisorienting in terms of size and decor (could it be made nice? you’re probably a better judge), disorienting in terms of area (right by Bond St station, near North Audley and then Grosvenor Sq, and among those Peabody blocks (possibly in one of them), disorienting in terms of price (what’s the catch? or is the advertised flat already the catch? again, too disorienting to evaluate)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4926"},{"timestamp":1668726832,"iso":"2022-11-17T23:13:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, missing a close paren before the final ‘disorienting’, but you can probably parse it, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4927"},{"timestamp":1668726948,"iso":"2022-11-17T23:15:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also this - for my money one of the nicest micro-areas of Marylebone, and mid-price-range, but also unfurnished and I’m not sure if we’d call Marylebone central in the desired sense: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62983400/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4928"},{"timestamp":1668803552,"iso":"2022-11-18T20:32:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4929","attachments":["static/photos/39348b67-ae74-4403-af89-1cfde3bc139e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668806309,"iso":"2022-11-18T21:18:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m delighted to see they’re working on anti leak technology","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4930"},{"timestamp":1668806316,"iso":"2022-11-18T21:18:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Its very important","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4931"},{"timestamp":1668869854,"iso":"2022-11-19T14:57:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This looks eerily like Paddington in the kitchen finishing and the little drab mews st, but it IS just between Goodge and Soho - and weirdly cheap, so swyt:\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63039535/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4932"},{"timestamp":1668870003,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:00:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also see what you think of this one - I haven’t looked in detail at the flat, only because I so love that street that I had to send it to you right away:\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/57389382/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4933"},{"timestamp":1668870061,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:01:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4934","attachments":["static/photos/8f601ad6-40f5-4e3a-b60b-6628b26b926f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668870061,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:01:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4935","attachments":["static/photos/e26c6683-1160-4e6f-8134-2dab15d7bcd6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668870176,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:02:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ ‘lift and daytime porter’, ‘could be used as a three-bedroom flat’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4936"},{"timestamp":1668870196,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:03:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^^ 900sqft, not sure if good but think maybe so?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4937"},{"timestamp":1668870233,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:03:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, ‘big’, I mean, not ‘good’ - you know what I mean - I just don’t have a mental map of sqftage to perceived space","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4938"},{"timestamp":1668870538,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:08:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is _beautiful_, and very spa-like (there’s a slightly dissipated, louche seeming armchair in the bathroom, lol), though expensive if not with a third person in the third bedroom: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62767366/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4939"},{"timestamp":1668870559,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:09:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(on the grounds that we considered Wardour expensive)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4940"},{"timestamp":1668870820,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:13:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very nice but unusual and in a quieter area than here, and is an old listing so may well not be avail:\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59700762/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4941"},{"timestamp":1668871195,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:19:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This Goodge St one is still available and they just reduced it to 3900 - should I call and get a viewing? Not much time left today but could do it in a rush or tomorrow: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/50383429/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4942"},{"timestamp":1668871247,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:20:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As you can tell from my relative urgency, I’m quite keen on that one, esp since the reduction (on the 16th) indicates it’s still ~def avail but also that it may not be for long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4943"},{"timestamp":1668871305,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:21:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I just know I like Goodge, I guess, and also it’s a 3-bed with good room but which we can afford ‘as a two bed’, so to speak - guess Alex could join for a bit then/or could use as a spare)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4944"},{"timestamp":1668871339,"iso":"2022-11-19T15:22:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"((Take ‘can afford’ to mean ‘is within the amount we consider sane to spend on rent’ - ykwim))","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4945"},{"timestamp":1668874122,"iso":"2022-11-19T16:08:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes the Goodge st one is Perfect. How many bathrooms?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4946"},{"timestamp":1668874159,"iso":"2022-11-19T16:09:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is perfect too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4947"},{"timestamp":1668874996,"iso":"2022-11-19T16:23:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One en suite and one en … appartement, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4948"},{"timestamp":1668875020,"iso":"2022-11-19T16:23:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure if that’s better or worse than two en suite - in the Alex case prob better, in the other maybe worse but good for guests 🤷‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4949"},{"timestamp":1668875042,"iso":"2022-11-19T16:24:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’d mean splitting the rent unevenly depending on who wants what, but it’s such little money that idek","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4950"},{"timestamp":1668875083,"iso":"2022-11-19T16:24:43+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_Especially_ with Alex - but yeah I think it’s a nice problem to have.. I suspect the Soho one would be stressful if circumstances changed or whatever (though it’s also a 3-bed, so 🤷‍♀️)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4951"},{"timestamp":1668891973,"iso":"2022-11-19T21:06:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4952","attachments":["static/photos/0b6195b2-cc1f-4850-9db5-d9be9cb54fe0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668892002,"iso":"2022-11-19T21:06:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“I didn’t think it was a very good idea going to Blackpool”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4953"},{"timestamp":1668892013,"iso":"2022-11-19T21:06:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Try harder to make good choices” LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4954"},{"timestamp":1668892041,"iso":"2022-11-19T21:07:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Someone just liked it so I got notified, lol, I wasn’t just … reading it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4955"},{"timestamp":1668948616,"iso":"2022-11-20T12:50:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4956","attachments":["static/photos/2fa758d6-8947-4bb3-8da1-915eb26e5462.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668978607,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:10:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4957","attachments":["static/photos/87ea9dd9-8e05-4bc3-8a65-25408f94c956.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1668978639,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:10:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes mine too 🫶🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4958"},{"timestamp":1668978649,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:10:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4959"},{"timestamp":1668978660,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:11:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God we should really find a flat btw - how’s it on your front?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4960"},{"timestamp":1668978667,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:11:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling did you manage to get any viewings","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4961"},{"timestamp":1668978669,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:11:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No external pressure per se on mine, but I really want to get it over with","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4962"},{"timestamp":1668978676,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:11:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be back in London on Tuesday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4963"},{"timestamp":1668978687,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:11:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, sorry, I wasn’t totally sure what your status / feelings were","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4964"},{"timestamp":1668978697,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:11:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean I probably didn’t need to know - but it was an excuse, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4965"},{"timestamp":1668978697,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:11:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will do a sweep and try organise some for Tuesday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4966"},{"timestamp":1668978715,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:11:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think all the ones you sent were good.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4967"},{"timestamp":1668978718,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:11:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That would be amazing - I mean, if there are any that we think we’d like, at least","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4968"},{"timestamp":1668978735,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:12:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have to say I haven’t yet seen one that’s made me REALLY think “this is the one”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4969"},{"timestamp":1668978751,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:12:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suspect it’ll come in the coming week or two hopefully, as we look more closely and as more come out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4970"},{"timestamp":1668978758,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:12:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Although a shed in Wandsworth would be better than being in Belfast with my parents 🫠🥴","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4971"},{"timestamp":1668978762,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:12:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(And as we get more desperate and our definition of ‘the one’ slips, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4972"},{"timestamp":1668978774,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:12:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha do you mean the Vice article?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4973"},{"timestamp":1668978779,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:12:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hope to god. I think I’m going loopy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4974"},{"timestamp":1668978783,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:13:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah I can sympathise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4975"},{"timestamp":1668978788,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:13:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or loopier","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4976"},{"timestamp":1668978791,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:13:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I - like, nothnn in T against my family","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4977"},{"timestamp":1668978795,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:13:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’m obv not with them now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4978"},{"timestamp":1668978804,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:13:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But you just go stir crazy after a while in close quarters","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4979"},{"timestamp":1668978814,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:13:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also in not so close quarters - generally just in quarters","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4980"},{"timestamp":1668978851,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:14:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you managing on Goodge st?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4981"},{"timestamp":1668979049,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:17:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m fine but I feel dismal for the cats, that’s the main thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4982"},{"timestamp":1668979073,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:17:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tbh even a two-bedroom flat immured under the ground like vestal virgins or Marc Corbett-weaver would be an improvement on this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4983"},{"timestamp":1668979090,"iso":"2022-11-20T21:18:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just that there’s such little room here for them to run around 🤷‍♀️ 😞","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4984"},{"timestamp":1669025379,"iso":"2022-11-21T10:09:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62960649/?search_identifier=85a5fa80a55b733240083354ab6af218","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4985"},{"timestamp":1669025397,"iso":"2022-11-21T10:09:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ffs why can’t we find someone to match our budget","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4986"},{"timestamp":1669025407,"iso":"2022-11-21T10:10:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you free for a phone call today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4987"},{"timestamp":1669025450,"iso":"2022-11-21T10:10:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah absolutely! Let me know what time works for you :) (After 11:30 at least, for me, or v likely my call will end earlier but I’ll have to let you know)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4988"},{"timestamp":1669025490,"iso":"2022-11-21T10:11:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ah perfect, shall we say noon, just to be on the safe side","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4989"},{"timestamp":1669025570,"iso":"2022-11-21T10:12:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sounds good! Fab :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4990"},{"timestamp":1669038746,"iso":"2022-11-21T13:52:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4991","attachments":["static/photos/bb242143-4d06-4f4e-8ce9-2b4d79bc5204.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1669038776,"iso":"2022-11-21T13:52:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not fucking any talking robots","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4992"},{"timestamp":1669038793,"iso":"2022-11-21T13:53:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh I loath that man","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4993"},{"timestamp":1669038804,"iso":"2022-11-21T13:53:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I’m taking so long with calling you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4994"},{"timestamp":1669038823,"iso":"2022-11-21T13:53:43+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah they could probably put a painted balloon in the suit to much the same effect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4995"},{"timestamp":1669038838,"iso":"2022-11-21T13:53:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs! Honestly I’d somewhat forgotten, haha - I should’ve messaged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4996"},{"timestamp":1669038845,"iso":"2022-11-21T13:54:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so easily distracted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4997"},{"timestamp":1669040504,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:21:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4998"},{"timestamp":1669040533,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:22:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Am I a bad person for laughing at this.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-4999"},{"timestamp":1669040554,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:22:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5000"},{"timestamp":1669041135,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:32:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I have no idea I’m afraid","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5001"},{"timestamp":1669041149,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:32:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Doesn’t exactly sound auspicious","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5002"},{"timestamp":1669041170,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:32:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I’m very glad we’re no longer in the dumps","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5003"},{"timestamp":1669041556,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:39:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha well quite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5004"},{"timestamp":1669041565,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:39:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you make any headway with viewings","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5005"},{"timestamp":1669041723,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:42:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.druce.com/property-to-rent/COF220103/2-bedroom-flat-kings-road-london-sw10/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5006"},{"timestamp":1669041829,"iso":"2022-11-21T14:43:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.druce.com/property-to-rent/NHO090214/3-bedroom-flat-ledbury-mews-west-london-w11/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5007"},{"timestamp":1669046026,"iso":"2022-11-21T15:53:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62790270/?search_identifier=c2a8b959f8f4ffeb71787876b1bd3693","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5008"},{"timestamp":1669122650,"iso":"2022-11-22T13:10:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling how are you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5009"},{"timestamp":1669125174,"iso":"2022-11-22T13:52:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god, no, I’ve been terribly lazy - I suppose I’m sorta quietistic about the process, like, in that I know I’m keeping on top of all the new places coming on the market, and, well, I’m holding out hope that one will come soon but honestly I prob should look at more of the old ones","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5010"},{"timestamp":1669125189,"iso":"2022-11-22T13:53:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wonder if it’s worth just trying out the idea of video viewings? Trying out _asking_, at least?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5011"},{"timestamp":1669125291,"iso":"2022-11-22T13:54:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Currently the only reason I can see for going in person - in this case _from their perspective_* - is as a kind of costly signal, that we’re going to all this fuss and so we must be serious\n\n*but obv its being worthwhile to them is in our interest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5012"},{"timestamp":1669125341,"iso":"2022-11-22T13:55:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But, like, if we had to pay them a small amount for a viewing, say, I’d do that in a heartbeat sooner than schedule in-person ones - anyway I’m sure we won’t! Let’s see","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5013"},{"timestamp":1669148236,"iso":"2022-11-22T20:17:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5014","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1669148250,"iso":"2022-11-22T20:17:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, what’s up? Sorry, I can’t talk now bc of a work evening thing, but I can call back? Or talk on here?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5015"},{"timestamp":1669149934,"iso":"2022-11-22T20:45:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is quite nice - Hill St in Mayfair (not sure of Mayfair still for the reasons we discussed, but Hill St is v nice, going from S Aud (basically Park Ln) to Berk Sq - it’s where Divy’s family have their offices):\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60711410/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5016"},{"timestamp":1669150270,"iso":"2022-11-22T20:51:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Call me when you get. Moment","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5017"},{"timestamp":1669150348,"iso":"2022-11-22T20:52:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure! My mum is also trying to call at some pt in the ‘functionally now’ range, so hopefully won’t be too much of a palaver","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5018"},{"timestamp":1669150375,"iso":"2022-11-22T20:52:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I think I underrated the Trafalgar Sq one - I just looked again and I really like it, scruffy though it may be in some of the decor","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5019"},{"timestamp":1669150414,"iso":"2022-11-22T20:53:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you’d be v good at adding little bits of polish and bringing out some more character - and it’s super cheap in what, now I think about it, is basically the edge of soho and covgar","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5020"},{"timestamp":1669151072,"iso":"2022-11-22T21:04:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also wtf is this place for real????\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62845306/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5021"},{"timestamp":1669151147,"iso":"2022-11-22T21:05:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ only avail from 5 Jan 23 (ie the new year) but tbh I wouldn’t rule it out given we’re about to hit Cecember (Jesus we’re about to hit December)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5022"},{"timestamp":1669151157,"iso":"2022-11-22T21:05:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Genuinely that place is insane","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5023"},{"timestamp":1669151398,"iso":"2022-11-22T21:09:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is bloody nice too - actually maybe we should have a call or synchronous text about these Mayfair places - it’s not necessarily my favoured place to live, but it makes a very good central point from which the area ~1mi around contains most of our favoured places:\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63086336/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5024"},{"timestamp":1669347028,"iso":"2022-11-25T03:30:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5025"},{"timestamp":1669368072,"iso":"2022-11-25T09:21:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg yes let’s!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5026"},{"timestamp":1669368079,"iso":"2022-11-25T09:21:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can give them a call today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5027"},{"timestamp":1669494704,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:31:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also this: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63328623/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5028"},{"timestamp":1669494749,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:32:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also also: sorry I’ve been so terrible over the past few days - I can give them a call tomorrow if not.. How are things with you? How urgent is it to find somewhere? It’s not terribly urgent for me but I wish it were","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5029"},{"timestamp":1669494791,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:33:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Goddammit I knew it would but hoped it wouldn’t end up like last time (the interstices I mean)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5030"},{"timestamp":1669494821,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:33:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh this looks amazing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5031"},{"timestamp":1669494823,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:33:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So cheap","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5032"},{"timestamp":1669494840,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:34:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh quite urgent at this point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5033"},{"timestamp":1669494850,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:34:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m losing the will to live","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5034"},{"timestamp":1669494859,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:34:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve spent thousands in hotel rooms","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5035"},{"timestamp":1669494943,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:35:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Honestly I think when I’ve signed on a flat I’ll feel much better","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5036"},{"timestamp":1669494961,"iso":"2022-11-26T20:36:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s just the bit inbetween which is stressful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5037"},{"timestamp":1669497717,"iso":"2022-11-26T21:21:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it’s a nightmare","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5038"},{"timestamp":1669497741,"iso":"2022-11-26T21:22:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I lost the will to live ages ago - fortunately I don’t have the will to kill myself either","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5039"},{"timestamp":1669497772,"iso":"2022-11-26T21:22:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hoping this was a typo for _on_ hotel rooms, lol - starting to sound a bit Catcher in the Rye there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5040"},{"timestamp":1669497791,"iso":"2022-11-26T21:23:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then again, what with minibar prices….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5041"},{"timestamp":1669497823,"iso":"2022-11-26T21:23:43+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway it looks like there’ve been a bunch more listed so I’ll send you any I like! \nRe Soho I think … wait lemme just get going to Tesco and then I’ll finish this thought","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5042"},{"timestamp":1669513031,"iso":"2022-11-27T01:37:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh my god I ADORE this one (not as overly cheap as the others, but not that diff from Paddington, possibly cheaper):\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63297249/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5043"},{"timestamp":1669513090,"iso":"2022-11-27T01:38:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait no actually £3900 is less than £2k each, assuming an even split - yeah that must be less than we paid in Paddington","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5044"},{"timestamp":1669772124,"iso":"2022-11-30T01:35:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very richly deserved and stentorian response from someone on Twitter: https://twitter.com/larsnewbould/status/1597741775514632192 God bless that man","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5045"},{"timestamp":1669830383,"iso":"2022-11-30T17:46:23+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling for being so quiet, I a little under the weather. Hopefully I can sort some stuff out tomorrow re flat xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5046"},{"timestamp":1669903360,"iso":"2022-12-01T14:02:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63357272/?search_identifier=097373db11fc642849612bd463f602a0","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5047"},{"timestamp":1669903366,"iso":"2022-12-01T14:02:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think of this?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5048"},{"timestamp":1669903422,"iso":"2022-12-01T14:03:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/54997543/?search_identifier=3adbe6e8683089bc0ceeec47deab21b9","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5049"},{"timestamp":1669949856,"iso":"2022-12-02T02:57:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5050","attachments":["static/photos/47ce3288-212a-46e8-8318-0000a24e30ac.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1669949952,"iso":"2022-12-02T02:59:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit I meant to crop that to his bit, not my blathering reply - I don’t know why I don’t feel that seemingly normal human vanity (or maybe I do but just about besides my appearance 🤷‍♀️) but I just found that hilarious to be honest \n(Though I _am_ very curious about my mouth now)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5051"},{"timestamp":1669950075,"iso":"2022-12-02T03:01:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And Jesus wow that’s lovely - though is it one of the SLIGHTLY less nice micro-areas? Like, is that roughly where the soup kitchens are, and the crazy black preachers with the megaphones?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5052"},{"timestamp":1669950348,"iso":"2022-12-02T03:05:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Maybe I’m out of date - I distinctly remember waiting for an Uber next to one of those fucking megaphone preacher people, and after he’d shrieked for the thousandth time about how we should _LUUURVE YOUR NEIGHBUH_ I shouted back at him that I was pretty sure the neighbours didn’t reciprocate that love …. So yeah I’d be quite keen to know for sure if it’s that street, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5053"},{"timestamp":1670006839,"iso":"2022-12-02T18:47:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, sorry, quick question and no pressure at all, but I don’t suppose you’d be willing and also (ideally) able to stay here for a couple of nights and feed the cats? I’m happy to get a cleaner in to get rid of the three 50m balls of string they’ve unspooled around all the furniture, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5054"},{"timestamp":1670006949,"iso":"2022-12-02T18:49:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(No pressure, really, it’s not a big deal at all, and may even not be necessary - just asked you first bc I figured there was a chance it may actually be positively useful )","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5055"},{"timestamp":1670018332,"iso":"2022-12-02T21:58:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also holy shit: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/62686267/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5056"},{"timestamp":1670018384,"iso":"2022-12-02T21:59:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t like Mayfair in general, but South Audley St will always be dear to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5057"},{"timestamp":1670018401,"iso":"2022-12-02T22:00:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And this looks to be above Richoux, my old haunt","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5058"},{"timestamp":1670018551,"iso":"2022-12-02T22:02:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And, less personally, it’s the south-west corner of Mayfair I always mention by way of exculpation: the one extant appendix, the one nice little vestige that remains, when ‘the rest is dross’, of what must at one point have been a nice place","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5059"},{"timestamp":1670018589,"iso":"2022-12-02T22:03:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry lol - long and florid story short, it’s a nice flat, and seems to have three bathrooms (??) and two living rooms (???)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5060"},{"timestamp":1670058621,"iso":"2022-12-03T09:10:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t noticed any problem with your mouth darling! What photo are you using?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5061"},{"timestamp":1670069918,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:18:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha it was quite a bad one tbf - methed-up 5am vibes.. But nah I’m not seriously insulted, I’m more or less impervious to that (or probably the things I’m vain about aren’t the obvious targets anyone would go for, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5062"},{"timestamp":1670070002,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:20:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol gosh, I suppose even methed up vibes you’re still doing better than most.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5063"},{"timestamp":1670070017,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:20:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LMAO 🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5064"},{"timestamp":1670070038,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:20:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, are you in London over the weekend? \n\n(To be absolutely abundantly clear blah blah blah blah elephant banana yoghurt I mean in relation to the cat-sitting request above - I don’t want to trap you in a ‘yes’, hence this parenthetical, but I also don’t want to make you feel you can’t say no, hence my hiding this part to give you an out)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5065"},{"timestamp":1670070104,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:21:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me think, I travel plans, and where I might be are a little all over the show, so I don’t know if I’m the best person to ask, I will be in London on Tuesday, so can always swing my head round and make sure they’re okay… although my be awkward coordinating keys and stuff 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5066"},{"timestamp":1670070105,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:21:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha I definitely do fine on Grindr (though not as well as Raz or Roman, lol - but nah I’m very happy, most of the people who are into me I’d consider out of my league, but apparently this personality thing is not so widespread any more)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5067"},{"timestamp":1670070143,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:22:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I don’t necessarily want to / think it’s realistic to go at this point anyway, but I’m being cautious in case I want to end up screenshotting these messages 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5068"},{"timestamp":1670070152,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:22:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s gorgeous, I love the parquet flooring.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5069"},{"timestamp":1670070156,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:22:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"End up wanting to*, whatever, ykwim, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5070"},{"timestamp":1670070162,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:22:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I book an viewing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5071"},{"timestamp":1670070167,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:22:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah there are some lovely ones that have come on lately","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5072"},{"timestamp":1670070182,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think of the one on forth st. We’d need to go and buy some furniture","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5073"},{"timestamp":1670070182,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me just grab my ‘liked’ list or whatever it’s called","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5074"},{"timestamp":1670070189,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Frith right?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5075"},{"timestamp":1670070198,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or I think there is a Forth St so idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5076"},{"timestamp":1670070206,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I imagine if we go out one day and spend 2K each or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5077"},{"timestamp":1670070213,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah Frith St is fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5078"},{"timestamp":1670070215,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5079"},{"timestamp":1670070217,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or not fine sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5080"},{"timestamp":1670070221,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know why I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5081"},{"timestamp":1670070224,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What* aaaaargh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5082"},{"timestamp":1670070234,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The no furniture situation is fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5083"},{"timestamp":1670070237,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:23:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The flat is lovely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5084"},{"timestamp":1670070256,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:24:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yeah ok that’s the one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5085"},{"timestamp":1670070277,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:24:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean if you can’t find anyone else, I can’t try my best to help, but I’m not the best to be counting on ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5086"},{"timestamp":1670070360,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:26:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I reckon so too. But would you be happy going with me one day to buy it all. Some decent bits with some IKEA kindling should be fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5087"},{"timestamp":1670070365,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:26:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really love the soho one ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5088"},{"timestamp":1670070385,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:26:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I probably _could_, it's whether I necessarily went to quite that effort... I think on reflection it'll now be one night anyway so I can prob just leave them with food","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5089"},{"timestamp":1670070406,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:26:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah absolutely! OK let's go for it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5090"},{"timestamp":1670070416,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:26:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll call them now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5091"},{"timestamp":1670070425,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:27:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's absurdly cheap, and tbh Soho and this very specific bit of South Fitzrovia was I all I've ended up wanting anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5092"},{"timestamp":1670070446,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:27:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God knows why - they just have life force, in that fascist sense, that sorta _vitality_ and all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5093"},{"timestamp":1670070480,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awesome! Thanks! In any case I should be able to do a view most times today tbh - I'm not really sure where you are but I assume you'd want to as well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5094"},{"timestamp":1670070702,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:31:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re absolutely right it is so so cheap. I’ve called them and they said they would get back to me about a viewing today, and as well ask the landlord if they’re willing to put in some extra furniture!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5095"},{"timestamp":1670070805,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:33:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m in Ireland till tomorrow or Monday, my plans are so higgledy piggledy at the moment. I think between us you’d win the prize for most organised","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5096"},{"timestamp":1670070854,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:34:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What time are works best for you to view it. I hate to insist on viewings, but the Rainsford st flat was really a lesson learned","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5097"},{"timestamp":1670071179,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:39:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5098","attachments":["static/photos/e83938a0-5106-46df-bc79-969fe8fbda41.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670071202,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:40:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit WhatsApp’s preview has clipped precisely the relevant bits, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5099"},{"timestamp":1670071221,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:40:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow, neat! Ok yeah I can definitely go","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5100"},{"timestamp":1670071281,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:41:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh haha in that case certainly don’t worry about the cat thing 😅 lol, it was nowhere near that level of emergency","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5101"},{"timestamp":1670071358,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:42:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really I’ll be doing nothing all day - if I end up going for the night, it’ll be later than they’d do viewings, realistically, so just consider it a wildcard *","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5102"},{"timestamp":1670071375,"iso":"2022-12-03T12:42:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Any time, in short","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5103"},{"timestamp":1670078170,"iso":"2022-12-03T14:36:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5104","attachments":["static/photos/57135c65-3fed-49a1-9dca-dc7bde826518.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670078194,"iso":"2022-12-03T14:36:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Liked my reply to his tweet, I think I meant to say, more specifically","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5105"},{"timestamp":1670078390,"iso":"2022-12-03T14:39:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Though props to him for staying the course and using “one’s” for the possessive pronoun, rather than melting into a pool of “their” and “themselves” etc like most people who speak Proper English and insist on Traditional Correct Grammar and believe they’d never use ‘they’ in the singular third person)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5106"},{"timestamp":1670082495,"iso":"2022-12-03T15:48:15+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"SCREAMING 💀💀💀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5107"},{"timestamp":1670085821,"iso":"2022-12-03T16:43:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5108","attachments":["static/photos/61cf9cfd-356e-45f4-9d22-2ec797237506.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670085948,"iso":"2022-12-03T16:45:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, more about the utterly braindead arguments people have about the royals (“X is an asshole!” “No, Y is an asshole!” like _yes you quarterwits they are indeed BOTH ASSHOLES_)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5109"},{"timestamp":1670091634,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:20:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I don’t suppose you managed to arrange a viewing? Or, either way, that you’d be able to do one tomorrow?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5110"},{"timestamp":1670091690,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:21:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(iff you’re back tomorrow - I can’t quite recall but I think you said tomorrow or the next day, tho obv you’re not contractually obliged to that)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5111"},{"timestamp":1670092162,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:29:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry darling, I’ve been ringing them to try to get a viewing, but no answer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5112"},{"timestamp":1670092171,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:29:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure we can sort something out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5113"},{"timestamp":1670092193,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:29:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh thanks! Also sorry if my message sounded a bit demanding - it’s obv not your duty","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5114"},{"timestamp":1670092226,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:30:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually sorry, yeah, I meant to say I can pick up calling them (or visiting them) tomorrow - though lemme take a more thorough look at the listing just in case we missed something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5115"},{"timestamp":1670092308,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:31:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If it’s what it seems (_especially_ if they could furnish some furniture) it’s a crazily good option","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5116"},{"timestamp":1670092345,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:32:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not option, but …. [word].. god knows, I cba, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5117"},{"timestamp":1670092356,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:32:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"deal","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5118"},{"timestamp":1670092427,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:33:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Alas it _is_, as my aunt pointed out, only avail from Feb 1 - but prob not a huge deal","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5119"},{"timestamp":1670092671,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:37:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I reckon a bulk from IKEA, mixed in with a few nice bits. What do you think?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5120"},{"timestamp":1670092707,"iso":"2022-12-03T18:38:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not too fussed about this. I mean by the time Christmas and the new year is out of the way it doesn’t seem too bad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5121"},{"timestamp":1670100171,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:42:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, in terms of what _we_ should get? Or what _they_ [separate emphasis] _will_ get?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5122"},{"timestamp":1670100196,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:43:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that’s what I said to her - and yeah December is a write-off even if we ourselves were prepared","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5123"},{"timestamp":1670100215,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:43:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5124"},{"timestamp":1670100221,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:43:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5125","attachments":["static/photos/5f7a183d-7114-4b6f-b6ab-a6d8f87a42f3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670100233,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:43:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean they is no furniture whatsoever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5126"},{"timestamp":1670100253,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:44:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5127","attachments":["static/photos/06999517-c837-4873-8acc-d55e76a3cb1c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670100262,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:44:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This was meant to be a disapproving smoke puff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5128"},{"timestamp":1670100279,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:44:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t think he’s well!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5129"},{"timestamp":1670100280,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:44:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not some kind of middle class grime rapper sound cloud album cover thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5130"},{"timestamp":1670100289,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:44:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah I don’t think so at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5131"},{"timestamp":1670100299,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:44:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling love your hair","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5132"},{"timestamp":1670100333,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:45:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But the politicising … well I mean it _is_ political, but in the way that a crazy person shrieking about the new world order is political","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5133"},{"timestamp":1670100348,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:45:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There’s something intangibly odd about the way that headline is written","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5134"},{"timestamp":1670100378,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:46:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5135","attachments":["static/photos/bcf2c604-131f-4361-8465-7a7ba20701d0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670100392,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:46:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha thanks 😂 It wasn’t meant to be a good photo, just a facial——aah dammit I could’ve finally used those Memoji things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5136"},{"timestamp":1670100408,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:46:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol is that right now? Hot, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5137"},{"timestamp":1670100412,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:46:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The meth I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5138"},{"timestamp":1670100425,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:47:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Speaking of which I should have some meth - I’ve been weirdly abstinent this last week for some reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5139"},{"timestamp":1670100433,"iso":"2022-12-03T20:47:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve felt disturbingly sane","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5140"},{"timestamp":1670101236,"iso":"2022-12-03T21:00:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5141","attachments":["static/photos/1ff36ebc-0f19-40bb-b40a-46d1c7de71ab.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670101237,"iso":"2022-12-03T21:00:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5142","attachments":["static/photos/cdd0aa1d-33ac-4486-8296-19f5c6f85a02.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670102158,"iso":"2022-12-03T21:15:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5143","attachments":["static/photos/4c97ccab-0711-414e-839c-068f718209f2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670240575,"iso":"2022-12-05T11:42:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling sorry to add you into that chat, without saying to you first, are you able to view the flat today, I would but I’m not in London 😢","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5144"},{"timestamp":1670245478,"iso":"2022-12-05T13:04:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also if he doesn’t reply I reckon just go at that time, if you can.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5145"},{"timestamp":1670245492,"iso":"2022-12-05T13:04:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Only if you can.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5146"},{"timestamp":1670245499,"iso":"2022-12-05T13:04:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry I missed that! Thanks for arranging it, sorry about my indolence","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5147"},{"timestamp":1670245509,"iso":"2022-12-05T13:05:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah I definitely can - I’ll head down for 2","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5148"},{"timestamp":1670245523,"iso":"2022-12-05T13:05:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I need a new meth pipe anyway and that’s probably the place one would get one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5149"},{"timestamp":1670245533,"iso":"2022-12-05T13:05:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5150"},{"timestamp":1670245561,"iso":"2022-12-05T13:06:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5151"},{"timestamp":1670245573,"iso":"2022-12-05T13:06:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Very possibly I shouldn’t - I’ve quite enjoyed essentially barely having one, with the effect that I’ve had dribs and drabs but mainly stayed sober, lol - but oh well)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5152"},{"timestamp":1670245595,"iso":"2022-12-05T13:06:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🎉🎊","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5153"},{"timestamp":1670250468,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:27:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you give him a call?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5154"},{"timestamp":1670250501,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:28:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I tried a couple of times, yeah, it didn’t seem to connect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5155"},{"timestamp":1670250530,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:28:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can drop back down anyway in less time than anyone would be bothered about waiting - but I doubt he’ll come through","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5156"},{"timestamp":1670250566,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:29:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Estate agents are worse than fucking teenage MDMA dealers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5157"},{"timestamp":1670250608,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:30:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"020 7734 4062","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5158"},{"timestamp":1670250620,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:30:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Try this one ☝🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5159"},{"timestamp":1670250630,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:30:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, I didn’t clock that - will give them a try!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5160"},{"timestamp":1670250633,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:30:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’re such swines","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5161"},{"timestamp":1670250635,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:30:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What’s this cutoff about anyway?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5162"},{"timestamp":1670250664,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:31:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think they have a lot of offers already so they’re going to decide to take one tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5163"},{"timestamp":1670250674,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:31:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So today is the last day for viewings","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5164"},{"timestamp":1670250865,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:34:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That sounds hiiiighly unconventional","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5165"},{"timestamp":1670250895,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:34:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May well be that that's how they're doing it, but it makes me feel a bit sus, especially that we just so happened to land on the last day","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5166"},{"timestamp":1670250923,"iso":"2022-12-05T14:35:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, lol, Perry was right: https://youtu.be/kfeBReJA-0g?t=963 (just sending it for that one line and his hilariously snobbish delivery)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5167"},{"timestamp":1670252559,"iso":"2022-12-05T15:02:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5168","attachments":["static/photos/7ef32f00-f8e0-470a-977a-358ec36c857b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670252582,"iso":"2022-12-05T15:03:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I haven't checked the number but from that photo I'm absolutely sure it's at least an estate agent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5169"},{"timestamp":1670252596,"iso":"2022-12-05T15:03:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yes it’s him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5170"},{"timestamp":1670252604,"iso":"2022-12-05T15:03:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think you may be able to go later at 6ish","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5171"},{"timestamp":1670252609,"iso":"2022-12-05T15:03:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5172"},{"timestamp":1670253491,"iso":"2022-12-05T15:18:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He seems to be saying not, and that instead they'd send us a video - I'm a bit sceptical at this point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5173"},{"timestamp":1670253513,"iso":"2022-12-05T15:18:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Admittedly I'm sceptical of any estate agent, but I mean beyond that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5174"},{"timestamp":1670305934,"iso":"2022-12-06T05:52:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5175"},{"timestamp":1670315775,"iso":"2022-12-06T08:36:15+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Bless him. Remember it was an unfair dismissal, they made fun of his hair 🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5176"},{"timestamp":1670323424,"iso":"2022-12-06T10:43:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5177","attachments":["static/photos/4c4a0a3f-9469-4c65-8899-e64ca2c6f2bd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670323498,"iso":"2022-12-06T10:44:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes and — still more devastatingly – they asked if he might develop back pain because of his posture","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5178"},{"timestamp":1670323513,"iso":"2022-12-06T10:45:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That sorta thing will cut a man to the quick, that will","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5179"},{"timestamp":1670328239,"iso":"2022-12-06T12:03:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well quite, especially when you have Bipolar II","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5180"},{"timestamp":1670335366,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:02:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling by anychance are you putting an order in with Bernerd. I wanted some Benzos, but I don’t think he delivers for less than £100, and I certainly don’t want that much haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5181"},{"timestamp":1670336159,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:15:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahah yes, his Munchausen’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5182"},{"timestamp":1670336184,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:16:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Funnily enough I am literally right now … or I was _trying_ to - wait one sec I’ll just send you the conv","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5183"},{"timestamp":1670336194,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:16:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Excellent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5184"},{"timestamp":1670336230,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:17:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5185","attachments":["static/photos/6b806a27-3b88-4568-ae80-821b7c281b19.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670336231,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:17:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5186","attachments":["static/photos/e044c5ad-fe81-4d88-a228-380d94e2edc2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670336231,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:17:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5187","attachments":["static/photos/77e76d71-82c8-43df-825a-f83717cfa34f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670336233,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:17:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5188"},{"timestamp":1670336242,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:17:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Boding in a somewhat forward direction ^","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5189"},{"timestamp":1670336328,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:18:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh has he not replied 🥺","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5190"},{"timestamp":1670336343,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:19:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5191"},{"timestamp":1670336387,"iso":"2022-12-06T14:19:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"10 Xanax + 10 zopiclone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5192"},{"timestamp":1670340808,"iso":"2022-12-06T15:33:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you free later?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5193"},{"timestamp":1670340839,"iso":"2022-12-06T15:33:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahh shit lemme message him now, so sorry, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5194"},{"timestamp":1670340853,"iso":"2022-12-06T15:34:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s just replied to say woke up late & heading out asap","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5195"},{"timestamp":1670340865,"iso":"2022-12-06T15:34:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah absolutely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5196"},{"timestamp":1670340882,"iso":"2022-12-06T15:34:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You picked a good day- my parents’ cleaner is coming","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5197"},{"timestamp":1670340948,"iso":"2022-12-06T15:35:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol we can make it a mess again 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5198"},{"timestamp":1670340964,"iso":"2022-12-06T15:36:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hurrah 😃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5199"},{"timestamp":1670343100,"iso":"2022-12-06T16:11:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5200","attachments":["static/photos/142156ea-edab-47a2-9c85-661ad2874049.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670344077,"iso":"2022-12-06T16:27:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I just looked in the mirror and I look disturbingly healthy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5201"},{"timestamp":1670344083,"iso":"2022-12-06T16:28:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is dire","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5202"},{"timestamp":1670344102,"iso":"2022-12-06T16:28:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s imperative that George deliver immediately","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5203"},{"timestamp":1670344104,"iso":"2022-12-06T16:28:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5204"},{"timestamp":1670346691,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:11:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5205","attachments":["static/photos/969e49a2-f0ed-44c7-9b0e-0e28ce27a8e1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670346707,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:11:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I reckon a hard boiled would’ve done the trick","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5206"},{"timestamp":1670346754,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:12:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Normal Island, as they say on Twitter","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5207"},{"timestamp":1670346800,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:13:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5208","attachments":["static/photos/65f56b6f-08b6-43e8-83a0-5ba9d0214cd8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670346857,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:14:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Looks like the real McCoy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5209"},{"timestamp":1670348927,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:48:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you getting on?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5210"},{"timestamp":1670349041,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:50:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It looks like those grim videos you occasionally, uh, come across on porn sites, with people drinking their own cum from a glass","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5211"},{"timestamp":1670349068,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:51:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol, sliiightly distasteful comparison, but I think less distasteful than that profanation of a hollandaise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5212"},{"timestamp":1670349093,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:51:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you get it darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5213"},{"timestamp":1670349101,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:51:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nope","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5214"},{"timestamp":1670349114,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:51:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I meant to reply to that message but figured I’d reply to your latest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5215"},{"timestamp":1670349119,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:51:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not like he’s cancelled but just","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5216"},{"timestamp":1670349123,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:52:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5217"},{"timestamp":1670349138,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:52:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5218","attachments":["static/photos/c2182dfa-f5e3-4b55-8624-e74a50b70743.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670349175,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:52:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5219"},{"timestamp":1670349180,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:53:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know what on earth is up with him at the moment","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5220"},{"timestamp":1670349180,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:53:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s so annoying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5221"},{"timestamp":1670349189,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:53:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve literally been doing this dance for like 5 days","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5222"},{"timestamp":1670349205,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:53:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dw it hasn’t got to the point of saying he’s coming those times - I think he will today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5223"},{"timestamp":1670349206,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:53:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He better hurry the fuck up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5224"},{"timestamp":1670349229,"iso":"2022-12-06T17:53:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah it’s been a back and forth of “are you around?” and then three hours later “yeah I am” and then …. Etc etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5225"},{"timestamp":1670349671,"iso":"2022-12-06T18:01:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh what a nuisance","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5226"},{"timestamp":1670351939,"iso":"2022-12-06T18:38:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling what a good time to pop round and talk flats?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5227"},{"timestamp":1670352004,"iso":"2022-12-06T18:40:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh maybe 8 or so? I don’t mind - what’s your night looking like?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5228"},{"timestamp":1670352184,"iso":"2022-12-06T18:43:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh 8 is perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5229"},{"timestamp":1670352206,"iso":"2022-12-06T18:43:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Has he delivered yet?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5230"},{"timestamp":1670355959,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:45:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I come?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5231"},{"timestamp":1670356005,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:46:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah dammit, sorry - yes he just has, about 10 mins ago :) I took the Xanax he had, but I’m not too fussed about £ so I’m cognisant that I’m effectively offering to sell it to you, and you don’t owe me anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5232"},{"timestamp":1670356012,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:46:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yes come","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5233"},{"timestamp":1670356047,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:47:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I mean obviously you owe me something if you take it, haha, I’m not going too over the top - I just mean I never feel comfortable making purchasing decisions on someone else’s behalf)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5234"},{"timestamp":1670356657,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:57:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’ve racked up a bill I imagine, just keep me up to date. It’s all pounds shillings and pence to me 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5235"},{"timestamp":1670356678,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:57:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m on my way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5236"},{"timestamp":1670356690,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:58:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you sure I’m not distrusting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5237"},{"timestamp":1670356735,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:58:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait am _I_ sure _you’re_ not distrusting??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5238"},{"timestamp":1670356749,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:59:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also: nice, see ya soon 🔜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5239"},{"timestamp":1670356770,"iso":"2022-12-06T19:59:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Disturbing**","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5240"},{"timestamp":1670356820,"iso":"2022-12-06T20:00:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you wanted to take them it would be £37.50 I think he said (it’s all a bit notional bc he doesn’t have spare change - and separately it does seem quite an insane amount for this one strip of Xanax)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5241"},{"timestamp":1670356892,"iso":"2022-12-06T20:01:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Put it like this: I knew I could’ve texted you if I were serious about getting your permission - I didn’t, because I couldn’t be bothered and I was willing to buy them for myself if you didn’t want them (bc tbqh they may come in handy and right now I’m not likely to bother getting cheaper ones)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5242"},{"timestamp":1670356904,"iso":"2022-12-06T20:01:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So yeah feel free to go either way - btw where are you coming from today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5243"},{"timestamp":1670357668,"iso":"2022-12-06T20:14:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Marylebone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5244"},{"timestamp":1670357676,"iso":"2022-12-06T20:14:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"See you soon darl","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5245"},{"timestamp":1670357683,"iso":"2022-12-06T20:14:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.520287,-0.149404","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5246"},{"timestamp":1670426704,"iso":"2022-12-07T15:25:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, can you send me your bank details for the Xanax 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5247"},{"timestamp":1670601428,"iso":"2022-12-09T15:57:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5248","attachments":["static/photos/9dbc76b2-f078-46da-aa38-afa3ba7c6482.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1670601488,"iso":"2022-12-09T15:58:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5249"},{"timestamp":1670601500,"iso":"2022-12-09T15:58:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re both 1st and 2nd","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5250"},{"timestamp":1670601502,"iso":"2022-12-09T15:58:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5251"},{"timestamp":1670615545,"iso":"2022-12-09T19:52:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha yup 👑 🙈","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5252"},{"timestamp":1670617435,"iso":"2022-12-09T20:23:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also, so as not to ignore you, and I guess since this is more a ‘meh’ than an ‘it would be wrong for me not to pay’/‘I insist’ matter, I think monzo.me/s should work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5253"},{"timestamp":1670617609,"iso":"2022-12-09T20:26:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, I mean to your propreantepenultimate message (lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5254"},{"timestamp":1670715193,"iso":"2022-12-10T23:33:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm really sorry about the delay btw- I'm trying to find somewhere asap & I'll send you what I find, but not what I don't find (you know what I mean)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5255"},{"timestamp":1670715241,"iso":"2022-12-10T23:34:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just I feel like I'm losing my mind here, with the solitude and also–to a not insubstantial extent–the meth, so I really really want to get the fuck out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5256"},{"timestamp":1670715321,"iso":"2022-12-10T23:35:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not to make it sound like the meth thing is spiralling - it's already spiralled, the last couple of weeks have been a modest but definite improvement - but I guess that's made me see more clearly what a miserable situation I'm in\n(which is probably why people get addicted to meth)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5257"},{"timestamp":1670715352,"iso":"2022-12-10T23:35:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(not to imply I was or am addicted, but I guess addiction is just use plus time)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5258"},{"timestamp":1670763791,"iso":"2022-12-11T13:03:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let’s sort it this week","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5259"},{"timestamp":1670763791,"iso":"2022-12-11T13:03:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m very committed to it now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5260"},{"timestamp":1670771134,"iso":"2022-12-11T15:05:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awesome, let’s do it!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5261"},{"timestamp":1670771153,"iso":"2022-12-11T15:05:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On y va! 👊","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5262"},{"timestamp":1670771181,"iso":"2022-12-11T15:06:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"wdyt of this one?: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/43251961/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5263"},{"timestamp":1670771279,"iso":"2022-12-11T15:07:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Looks very very good for the price, but the price is a bit unnecessarily low (at an equal split it’d be less for each of us than Paddington was for me)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5264"},{"timestamp":1670771675,"iso":"2022-12-11T15:14:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmm is that a bed in the living room bits nice, although a tad too boxy. I think we can do better. Let me have a look now on rightmove/zoopla x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5265"},{"timestamp":1670841759,"iso":"2022-12-12T10:42:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling how is your diary tomorrow?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5266"},{"timestamp":1670975961,"iso":"2022-12-13T23:59:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh shit I’m really sorry I totally missed this - last 24h was a bit mad - what’s up?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5267"},{"timestamp":1671035049,"iso":"2022-12-14T16:24:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63429312/?search_identifier=587b6be18ca456545ad39270ad38f19a","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5268"},{"timestamp":1671035057,"iso":"2022-12-14T16:24:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think of this?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5269"},{"timestamp":1671042346,"iso":"2022-12-14T18:25:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Holly shot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5270"},{"timestamp":1671042350,"iso":"2022-12-14T18:25:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Holy shit* lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5271"},{"timestamp":1671042361,"iso":"2022-12-14T18:26:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s gorgeous, I love it - and so much character","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5272"},{"timestamp":1671042369,"iso":"2022-12-14T18:26:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In a slightly _Benji’s old flat_ kinda way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5273"},{"timestamp":1671042421,"iso":"2022-12-14T18:27:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I think it’s fab too. Shall I call tomorrow to arrange a booking?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5274"},{"timestamp":1671042454,"iso":"2022-12-14T18:27:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that’d be amazing! Or I can - or let’s just say we both commit to doing it and see who wins, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5275"},{"timestamp":1671057519,"iso":"2022-12-14T22:38:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww I think the guys at the Tesco just Friends-from-Philadelphia-ed me - I was picking up a pack of cigarettes for the guy outside, and asked them (at his request) for the cheapest they had, said I had no ID but it was for the guy outside, whereupon they gave me something-or-other*, which I gave to him & he seemed absolutely over the moon and just unwarrantedly grateful given this was a distinctly sublunary gift (lol) as far as I knew…. Or perhaps he’s just a man of simple tastes 🤷‍♀️\n\n*impossible to tell, now that they come wrapped in 6 inches of lead and their own little hazmat suit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5276"},{"timestamp":1671357428,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:57:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling the connection is a bit off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5277"},{"timestamp":1671357439,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:57:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you close?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5278"},{"timestamp":1671357451,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:57:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve just got here - what’s your room num?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5279"},{"timestamp":1671357462,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:57:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s 641","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5280"},{"timestamp":1671357469,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:57:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"See you soon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5281"},{"timestamp":1671357498,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:58:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"See ya!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5282"},{"timestamp":1671357502,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:58:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5283"},{"timestamp":1671357515,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:58:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What floor are you on? Im assuming 6, per convention, but not sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5284"},{"timestamp":1671357538,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:58:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it’s 6 yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5285"},{"timestamp":1671357551,"iso":"2022-12-18T09:59:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool cool - yeah I think 90% of the time that’s how they do it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5286"},{"timestamp":1671369691,"iso":"2022-12-18T13:21:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5287"},{"timestamp":1671372564,"iso":"2022-12-18T14:09:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😘😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5288"},{"timestamp":1671372572,"iso":"2022-12-18T14:09:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you getting up to?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5289"},{"timestamp":1671383222,"iso":"2022-12-18T17:07:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh not much atm, mostly working and procrastinating","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5290"},{"timestamp":1671383248,"iso":"2022-12-18T17:07:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m actually now a World-Cup-level crastinator","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5291"},{"timestamp":1671383263,"iso":"2022-12-18T17:07:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry to miss you earlier. I’m on a coach to the country now. It’s the most horrible journey haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5292"},{"timestamp":1671383271,"iso":"2022-12-18T17:07:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you say you have a viewing later?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5293"},{"timestamp":1671383381,"iso":"2022-12-18T17:09:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh I didn’t realise! Nah it’s tomorrow - I’m currently trying to finagle another bidink (portmanteau of twink and..) around, who’s from Essex and looks Essexy but has a ludicrously comically big dick","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5294"},{"timestamp":1671383393,"iso":"2022-12-18T17:09:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I prob overfixate on metrics lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5295"},{"timestamp":1671447041,"iso":"2022-12-19T10:50:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thoughts?\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63488904/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5296"},{"timestamp":1671447071,"iso":"2022-12-19T10:51:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also there’s a viewing at 12 if you want to video call in or whatever, but no worries","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5297"},{"timestamp":1671447099,"iso":"2022-12-19T10:51:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or no stress/pressure, rather (seemingly worries can only had after the fact, by the arcane rules of English)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5298"},{"timestamp":1671448289,"iso":"2022-12-19T11:11:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg I love it, such a good price","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5299"},{"timestamp":1671448300,"iso":"2022-12-19T11:11:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we arrange a viewing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5300"},{"timestamp":1671448322,"iso":"2022-12-19T11:12:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’ll call you then x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5301"},{"timestamp":1671451935,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:12:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5302","attachments":["static/photos/4329be4b-4550-44b1-81d9-1673cdb3dff6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1671452248,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:17:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahah oh god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5303"},{"timestamp":1671452251,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:17:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you find it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5304"},{"timestamp":1671453458,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:37:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yup, I did and it’s lovely! It’s actually the first place on Berners St, the one I preferred - either there was a mixup (for the better?) or it was actually the same flat with old photos? I’ll check the listing when I get home but you should take a look at the video - there are two offers on it so it’s the classic ‘need to move quickly’ scenario (though tbh is it ever not? and we’d prob be nervous even if they said they didn’t have offers)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5305"},{"timestamp":1671453516,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:38:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5306"},{"timestamp":1671453521,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:38:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you have the video","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5307"},{"timestamp":1671453548,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:39:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol in the time it took me to write that, I am indeed home","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5308"},{"timestamp":1671453551,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:39:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5309"},{"timestamp":1671453572,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:39:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5310"},{"timestamp":1671453579,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:39:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait haha no sorry not that one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5311"},{"timestamp":1671453854,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:44:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg I love it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5312"},{"timestamp":1671453858,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:44:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How much is it on for?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5313"},{"timestamp":1671453864,"iso":"2022-12-19T12:44:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we put an offer in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5314"},{"timestamp":1671456092,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:21:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah me too! It’s on for 4116","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5315"},{"timestamp":1671456098,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:21:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Per month","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5316"},{"timestamp":1671456105,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:21:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d definitely put an offer in, imo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5317"},{"timestamp":1671456123,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:22:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though note the second bedroom is a fair bit bigger so idk how we’d do that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5318"},{"timestamp":1671456155,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:22:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m very happy with either - like, I have simple tastes & so am tot fine with the smaller one, but also I’d be happy to pay more if I ended up taking the larger one bc I’d appreciate Ethan too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5319"},{"timestamp":1671456166,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:22:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Appreciate _that_ too*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5320"},{"timestamp":1671456172,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:22:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5321"},{"timestamp":1671456186,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:23:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I’m just saying we’d prob not split the price evenly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5322"},{"timestamp":1671456260,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:24:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, bigger and also has that en suite, though like in Bethnal Green the bathroom across would be functionally mine most of the time (obv not saying you / guests can’t use it, lol) and is not super different from an en suite _reaaaally_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5323"},{"timestamp":1671456314,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:25:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ wording there is assuming the bugger room is likely to be yours","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5324"},{"timestamp":1671456345,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:25:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait sorry nigger","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5325"},{"timestamp":1671456347,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:25:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bigger","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5326"},{"timestamp":1671456360,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:26:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God my brain 🧠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5327"},{"timestamp":1671456789,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:33:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we offer this, I think it’s quite a good price. Yes I agree, there is quite a difference between the two rooms, how would you be happy in splitting it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5328"},{"timestamp":1671456827,"iso":"2022-12-19T13:33:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha, I’m subbed tan isn’t too much 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5329"},{"timestamp":1671460463,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:34:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think let’s 👌 I’ll create a new chat with the offer form - soz for delay, work has been biz","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5330"},{"timestamp":1671460501,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:35:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Uh, price wise I guess we can agree later but maybe we should agree a rough order of magnitude now just in case we disagree? But I don’t think we want anywhere near Paddington levels of inequality","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5331"},{"timestamp":1671460550,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:35:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Partly because there sad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5332"},{"timestamp":1671460564,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:36:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I fell over, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5333"},{"timestamp":1671460585,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:36:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh fantastic 🙌🏼🙌🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5334"},{"timestamp":1671460598,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:36:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Partly because the difference there was greater, and partly because it was just an unfair split regardless - I don’t think it should inform how we split this one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5335"},{"timestamp":1671460619,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:36:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I think my rent was dragged down by Kieran’s artificially low rent, and sorta setting mine in proportion to that)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5336"},{"timestamp":1671460633,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:37:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, in everything but principle I’d be happy paying £2k","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5337"},{"timestamp":1671460654,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:37:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or £2057 or whatever half would be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5338"},{"timestamp":1671460692,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:38:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think that works great.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5339"},{"timestamp":1671460711,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:38:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What part of Berners st is it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5340"},{"timestamp":1671460737,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:38:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait what’s this to? I wasn’t actually suggesting paying £2k - I think we might want like a 10% difference or something like that, whatever that would be, idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5341"},{"timestamp":1671460749,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:39:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But actually tbh I think let’s just go ahead","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5342"},{"timestamp":1671460787,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:39:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We’ll figure something out, and the important thing is that we can both afford it at whatever split - like, for either of us, paying, say, 3k (totally made-up figure- no import!) would be fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5343"},{"timestamp":1671460804,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:40:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So that gives pleeeeeenty of room for any split we might decide, and more besides","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5344"},{"timestamp":1671460824,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:40:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s across the street from Denny’s Brands, sorta around the middle","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5345"},{"timestamp":1671460886,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:41:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oxst maybe 20 secs walk, Oxcirc maybe 3-4 mins, tho there’s a really pretty entrance to Tot Ct Rd on one of the mirroring streets on the Soho side - may even be the one that Berners St becomes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5346"},{"timestamp":1671460891,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:41:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I’ll set up a chat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5347"},{"timestamp":1671460926,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:42:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh good, so it really close to the tube station? 🙌🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5348"},{"timestamp":1671461362,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:49:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5349","attachments":["static/photos/8c485e3c-9fb1-48ef-8ef1-9cc69bcf8d2d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1671461373,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:49:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, my phone ran out midway - didn’t genuinely take that long, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5350"},{"timestamp":1671461643,"iso":"2022-12-19T14:54:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling one more thing, I know it’s furnished, but how much of the stuff is actually staying, are they taking the art work?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5351"},{"timestamp":1671463820,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:30:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, you’re in luck - that was among the few things I asked 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5352"},{"timestamp":1671463908,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:31:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically it seems like some of them they may want to take due to sentimental or whatever other value, but we could absolutely ask and there’s a decent chance they could leave certain things (we could obv ask what the status of all the paintings is, and then make a selection)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5353"},{"timestamp":1671463958,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:32:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, that’s the paintings - I also asked generally about other stuff, and I think they’ll take books and stuff (books being the one thing I can think of that affects the ‘vibe’) - like, photos of themselves, stuff like that - but most of it stays","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5354"},{"timestamp":1671463973,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:32:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Obviously all of this is negotiable: we could ask them to take even more, or leave certain things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5355"},{"timestamp":1671463980,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:33:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Probably not the family photos lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5356"},{"timestamp":1671464205,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:36:45+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes best they take those with them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5357"},{"timestamp":1671464253,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:37:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I only think that is irking me slightly is that brown hideous rug. I mean it’s a small issue and if they say no I can hide it in a cupboard or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5358"},{"timestamp":1671464257,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:37:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5359"},{"timestamp":1671465045,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:50:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I’m sure it’ll be fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5360"},{"timestamp":1671465053,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:50:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As in, that asking them to take it will be fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5361"},{"timestamp":1671465073,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:51:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I suppose, that the rug will be fine (and can at least be becupboarded)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5362"},{"timestamp":1671465101,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:51:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There’s a large storage closet-y room-y thing at the end of the hallway which I may not have captured in the video","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5363"},{"timestamp":1671465130,"iso":"2022-12-19T15:52:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Maybe half the size of Paddington’s - you could maybe stand in it but not comfortably)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5364"},{"timestamp":1671469478,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:04:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, shit, we shoudl get this form in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5365"},{"timestamp":1671469493,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:04:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5366"},{"timestamp":1671469496,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:04:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re right","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5367"},{"timestamp":1671469500,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:05:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me take a look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5368"},{"timestamp":1671469574,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:06:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'll just write out the details I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5369"},{"timestamp":1671469582,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:06:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but the one thing I need to agree with you is the exact rate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5370"},{"timestamp":1671469588,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:06:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"can't recall if I said, but:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5371"},{"timestamp":1671469615,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:06:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you darling, I really appreciate it🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5372"},{"timestamp":1671469621,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:07:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suggested making a higher offer in view of the two existing offers (both at asking price), and he seemed a bit less 'pro' that than I expected","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5373"},{"timestamp":1671469623,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:07:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5374"},{"timestamp":1671469643,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:07:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He did seem quite positive about the idea of offering a longer tenure (can't recall the word)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5375"},{"timestamp":1671469654,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:07:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lease maybe, whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5376"},{"timestamp":1671469679,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:07:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I'm not sure which of those two we'd be happy with - and we could always renegotiate after the original offer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5377"},{"timestamp":1671469696,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:08:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure if this is really an offer so much as an invitation to treat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5378"},{"timestamp":1671469712,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:08:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(sorry, legally, I mean - considering whether we'd be bound to it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5379"},{"timestamp":1671469718,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:08:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How long do you think? Maybe 12 months?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5380"},{"timestamp":1671469737,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:08:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So 12 months is the standard (though obv we could suggest anything)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5381"},{"timestamp":1671469774,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:09:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think he was suggesting the other offerors had proposed 12 months","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5382"},{"timestamp":1671469786,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:09:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe 18 would be more likely to get it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5383"},{"timestamp":1671469807,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:10:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On the other hand, not the end of the world, and it's v possible even with that that they (a) would have accepted us anyway or (b) will reject us anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5384"},{"timestamp":1671469821,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:10:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(given there are other factors, mainly around who we are)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5385"},{"timestamp":1671469830,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:10:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes good thinking, maybe we offer £4250 rather than £4116","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5386"},{"timestamp":1671469848,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:10:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah let's go for that, that sounds sensible - and 100-odd quid is never gonna make a difference ever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5387"},{"timestamp":1671469867,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:11:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think 18 months sounds good 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5388"},{"timestamp":1671469867,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:11:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Won't necessarily clinch it given the aforementioned other factors, but may be a nice blandishment","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5389"},{"timestamp":1671469875,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:11:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"may sweeten the deal at least","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5390"},{"timestamp":1671469886,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:11:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nah I don't think we need to do both","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5391"},{"timestamp":1671469906,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:11:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh well though","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5392"},{"timestamp":1671469907,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:11:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May as well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5393"},{"timestamp":1671469931,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:12:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dunno - let me know in the next 5 mins if either of those are particularly worth avoiding for you, while I'm writing this message","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5394"},{"timestamp":1671469971,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:12:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5395"},{"timestamp":1671469978,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:12:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You do realise this is starting in Feb, right?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5396"},{"timestamp":1671469988,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:13:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, can't recall if you saw it on the listing, or if I mentioned it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5397"},{"timestamp":1671470022,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:13:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I would probably prefer, offering more in rent than a longer tenancy. I’m easy either way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5398"},{"timestamp":1671470031,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:13:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh what date in Feb?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5399"},{"timestamp":1671470059,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:14:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can check but it was early Feb - and maybe let's then offer 12 months and the amount you suggested👌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5400"},{"timestamp":1671470077,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:14:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh if it’s early February it’s fine 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5401"},{"timestamp":1671470085,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:14:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shall I say in the offer terms 'whatever the date was, in early Feb'","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5402"},{"timestamp":1671470098,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:14:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect. Thank you so much for doing that, I’m absolutely dead today 🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5403"},{"timestamp":1671470120,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:15:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also how come? just tryng to figure out how serious, whether it's about having a place to live (which is fixable) or something that'd absolutely require a flat (i dunno - hosting your aunt's funeral or something)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5404"},{"timestamp":1671470125,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:15:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, that's a terrible example","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5405"},{"timestamp":1671470129,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:15:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in every sense of the word terrible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5406"},{"timestamp":1671470137,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:15:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but was trying to think of some out-there gravely important thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5407"},{"timestamp":1671470156,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:15:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah I think that’s fine, It won’t matter too much.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5408"},{"timestamp":1671470229,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:17:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣 no, I found it quite funny actually. I can definitely find something for January it should be fine. I’ll probably go away in Jan as well so it works well!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5409"},{"timestamp":1671470260,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:17:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK, neat - will say early Feb","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5410"},{"timestamp":1671470265,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:17:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and that's a relief about your aunt, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5411"},{"timestamp":1671470279,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:17:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also, gonna say 4261 bc it makes the weekly amount round (980) - assume fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5412"},{"timestamp":1671470295,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:18:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"tho the weekly amount wasn't round to begin with - not sure how they arrived at that number","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5413"},{"timestamp":1671470443,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:20:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That sounds perfect. Thank you so much for putting the offer in 🙏🏻🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5414"},{"timestamp":1671470472,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:21:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I will have a browse at some contingencies incase they reject it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5415"},{"timestamp":1671470686,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:24:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit I forgot to say early Feb","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5416"},{"timestamp":1671470695,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:24:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"will put it in when he's done writing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5417"},{"timestamp":1671470707,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:25:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and will make clear not a hard condition (I think?) but earlier the better","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5418"},{"timestamp":1671470714,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:25:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"worst case you could stay here for the intervening time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5419"},{"timestamp":1671470762,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:26:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also thanks re contingencies! i think the price may sweeten the deal, and also us being just two tenants (possible others are couples, maybe 'professional sharers', or families, etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5420"},{"timestamp":1671470796,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:26:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't mean one offeror would be multiple families, lol - it's Fitzrovia, not Stalingrad - but ykwim","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5421"},{"timestamp":1671470969,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:29:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hope so, ot looks amazing 😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5422"},{"timestamp":1671471050,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:30:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I love the look - btw is there any chance you could let Rob know your details? I'll need them anyway when I fill in the form, unless you want to","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5423"},{"timestamp":1671471060,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:31:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"which would actually be a help but only if you've time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5424"},{"timestamp":1671471244,"iso":"2022-12-19T17:34:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just sent them, so I think he’s got everything now. Thank you so so much again for organising all of this, I really owe you one xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5425"},{"timestamp":1671484384,"iso":"2022-12-19T21:13:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, amazing! And no, thank my mum, or else I certainly wouldn’t have bothered, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5426"},{"timestamp":1671484438,"iso":"2022-12-19T21:13:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m really glad we ended up still _just about_ in north Soho - I actually do feel a bit silly calling it Fitzrovia when it’s _so_ absurdly close to Oxford St.. Do we just call it Soho? Noho??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5427"},{"timestamp":1671484777,"iso":"2022-12-19T21:19:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know right, I think you can still call it soho for sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5428"},{"timestamp":1671484795,"iso":"2022-12-19T21:19:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe it’s Bloomsbury?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5429"},{"timestamp":1671486808,"iso":"2022-12-19T21:53:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'd prob say Soho - to me Bloomsbury is the other side of Tot Ct Rd, and I can't think of anything else I'd identify as an area","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5430"},{"timestamp":1671486853,"iso":"2022-12-19T21:54:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I dunno, it's a weird area, but I love it, especially with how post-apocalyptic that bit of Ox St has always felt in the evenings / at night (i.e. when I'm awake)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5431"},{"timestamp":1671486910,"iso":"2022-12-19T21:55:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really hope they don't embourgeoise that bit of Oxford St, tho I suspect they v likely wil","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5432"},{"timestamp":1671486911,"iso":"2022-12-19T21:55:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"l","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5433"},{"timestamp":1671544622,"iso":"2022-12-20T13:57:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam Darling what’s the name of your company you’re working for?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5434"},{"timestamp":1671544685,"iso":"2022-12-20T13:58:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry it’s Abrdn (Aberdeen, that is, Asset Management - they paid £1.2m for that brilliant new name)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5435"},{"timestamp":1671544704,"iso":"2022-12-20T13:58:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I believe the legal name is indeed Abrdn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5436"},{"timestamp":1671557041,"iso":"2022-12-20T17:24:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5437"},{"timestamp":1671565719,"iso":"2022-12-20T19:48:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5438"},{"timestamp":1671566122,"iso":"2022-12-20T19:55:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5439"},{"timestamp":1671566466,"iso":"2022-12-20T20:01:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And invariably he’ll live someplace called something like Broxborough, population 32, which is just 75 mins on the fast bus from Morestonpool which is in the north of Westhamptonshire, and [blah blah blah somehow never ending up anywhere that you’re certain is a real place name]","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5440"},{"timestamp":1671566579,"iso":"2022-12-20T20:02:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And will still wear makeup and ‘nice’ H&M clothes all the time for reasons that remain one of the great mysteries of our age","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5441"},{"timestamp":1671566738,"iso":"2022-12-20T20:05:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Actually maybe my H&M reference is a bit dated - is H&M even a thing any more? What’s the equivalent? I don’t take note of where the Grindr teenagers’ clothes are from, lol… God this is the first year of my life where I’m starting to feel like there’s a clearly wholly distinct generation of adults, or near-adults, below me with a culture that’s entirely alien to mine)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5442"},{"timestamp":1671791682,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:34:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darling a the woke brigade!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5443"},{"timestamp":1671791713,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:35:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5444","attachments":["static/photos/08302c6e-e684-405c-99f9-0b9158381f83.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1671791735,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:35:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah let’s see how we feel, but no cost to keeping him sweet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5445"},{"timestamp":1671791758,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:35:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Taking all the art and the sofa, I mean those were the few things I liked.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5446"},{"timestamp":1671791763,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:36:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m traveling most of today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5447"},{"timestamp":1671791796,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:36:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, honestly I haven’t had enough time to properly think - it doesn’t feel ‘real’ to me yet, tho that’s prob a reflection of the aforementioned lack of time rather than the flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5448"},{"timestamp":1671791802,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:36:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not quite sure what I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5449"},{"timestamp":1671791813,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:36:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But I will have a look at other flats to see, I think the scales have went out of our favour.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5450"},{"timestamp":1671791835,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:37:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love the location, I think that’s almost ideal, though - as I said to my aunt - I almost liked being on the first floor here and thus among the din of the st","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5451"},{"timestamp":1671791849,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:37:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think if they take the sofa it’ll be semi furnished.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5452"},{"timestamp":1671791852,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:37:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The flat itself I honestly can’t quite picture myself in - just hard to know what it’ll be like for some reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5453"},{"timestamp":1671791873,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:37:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it was arguably misfurnished to begin with 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5454"},{"timestamp":1671791919,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:38:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Nah, I mean, as I said to the Essexman, I actually like the style and I suspect you do too, but I also suspect that they didn’t expect people too, and thus maybe planned on tenants _wanting_ to get rid of furn)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5455"},{"timestamp":1671791947,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:39:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/57030831/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5456"},{"timestamp":1671791984,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:39:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nicer one on Berners\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/61185388/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5457"},{"timestamp":1671792021,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:40:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yahh, I loved the style, it’ll just be a headache having to fill the walls, where the outline of pieces of work would still be noticeable.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5458"},{"timestamp":1671792059,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:40:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah there are loads that have just come on - I don’t think the scales are particularly ill-tipped, I think I’m just lazy and you’re, well, ok my point is for whatever reason I haven’t looked that much and either you haven’t or you’ve excluded these for reasons I’m missing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5459"},{"timestamp":1671792078,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:41:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, agreed - and suspect he’d take the nicer / larger things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5460"},{"timestamp":1671792106,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:41:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May also be a bad landlord in a practical sense because … I mean, yes, he will be s bad landlord in a practical sense, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5461"},{"timestamp":1671792789,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:53:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, I have been lazy. Somewhat distracted maybe. Yes I will have a look today, I’m just about to get a 2.5hr train. So will have a look. Lots of nice things come at this time of year!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5462"},{"timestamp":1671792952,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:55:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes this one is much nicer 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5463"},{"timestamp":1671792957,"iso":"2022-12-23T10:55:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me call them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5464"},{"timestamp":1671795305,"iso":"2022-12-23T11:35:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah- big fan of the covgar leech tip","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5465"},{"timestamp":1671795330,"iso":"2022-12-23T11:35:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Of the CovGar one too*, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5466"},{"timestamp":1671795369,"iso":"2022-12-23T11:36:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me do some more looking too 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5467"},{"timestamp":1671827244,"iso":"2022-12-23T20:27:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5468","attachments":["static/photos/01da36d4-5fb8-4b54-a215-42298e372362.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1671827274,"iso":"2022-12-23T20:27:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHHA FFS","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5469"},{"timestamp":1671827276,"iso":"2022-12-23T20:27:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5470"},{"timestamp":1671827277,"iso":"2022-12-23T20:27:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, honestly, just say “I’m a paedophile”, it’s much easier","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5471"},{"timestamp":1671827290,"iso":"2022-12-23T20:28:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At LEAST something straightforward like “want younger”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5472"},{"timestamp":1671827322,"iso":"2022-12-23T20:28:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s so cringe-inducing - like, sure, you’re into some abstract age gap, it really could be anything!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5473"},{"timestamp":1672111344,"iso":"2022-12-27T03:22:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5474","attachments":["static/photos/ab623dfc-4dfc-4e7c-94c5-95d7df736f28.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1672130780,"iso":"2022-12-27T08:46:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha are you going sailing? I would say yes, although impulsivity is a popular topic with my therapist so idk.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5475"},{"timestamp":1672130792,"iso":"2022-12-27T08:46:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you have a good Christmas?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5476"},{"timestamp":1672130796,"iso":"2022-12-27T08:46:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In Suffolk?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5477"},{"timestamp":1672138358,"iso":"2022-12-27T10:52:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha fair enough - no I am certainly not going with this man sailing alone around the Caribbean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5478"},{"timestamp":1672138380,"iso":"2022-12-27T10:53:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah it was pretty good! Where’ve you been?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5479"},{"timestamp":1672139216,"iso":"2022-12-27T11:06:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahah actually just looking at that body it’d be a hard no.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5480"},{"timestamp":1672139245,"iso":"2022-12-27T11:07:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m in Ireland, will be back in London on the 30th or 31st","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5481"},{"timestamp":1672139359,"iso":"2022-12-27T11:09:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Im going to look at flats today, im so sorry for the delay on all of that, ive been distracted, plus thought everything would have been closed anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5482"},{"timestamp":1672155932,"iso":"2022-12-27T15:45:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Flats Sam + Damien .xlsx document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5483"},{"timestamp":1672155948,"iso":"2022-12-27T15:45:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling have a look at that and tell me what you think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5484"},{"timestamp":1672155973,"iso":"2022-12-27T15:46:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"i think we should take a look every day as new stuff will be added coming into the new year","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5485"},{"timestamp":1672308826,"iso":"2022-12-29T10:13:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly I think if he were Adonis himself (rather than Andrew Adonis) I’d still say no 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5486"},{"timestamp":1672308877,"iso":"2022-12-29T10:14:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, so have I - but it seems like things have gone a bit lukewarm on the Berners St flat, and prob we should follow our instincts","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5487"},{"timestamp":1672308892,"iso":"2022-12-29T10:14:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll take a look in a few mins - thanks, and sorry I didn’t catch this till now!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5488"},{"timestamp":1672333490,"iso":"2022-12-29T17:04:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you manage to take a look darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5489"},{"timestamp":1672350661,"iso":"2022-12-29T21:51:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, sorry, I was on the ol meth binge last night and I ended up sleeping most of that time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5490"},{"timestamp":1672350726,"iso":"2022-12-29T21:52:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll look through properly on my laptop, but while I’m on my phone & in the bath, are there any you’re particularly keen on? I suppose it’d be good to know anyway (unless you think it’d bias my impressions of them)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5491"},{"timestamp":1672350768,"iso":"2022-12-29T21:52:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ ie just so I can look at those first, till I’m at my laptop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5492"},{"timestamp":1672354535,"iso":"2022-12-29T22:55:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, what do you say we just view this and take it? It looks absolutely fine to me, more than fine really, and … I dunno, I think carrying on the current way will end either with one of us jumping off a bridge or with us taking somewhere worse 🤷‍♀️ \nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/53376491/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5493"},{"timestamp":1672406473,"iso":"2022-12-30T13:21:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha oh sweetie, I know its getting so tiresome looking. I’m ready to pounce on any atm its driving me mad too. Im back in town tomorrow, and going to get some viewings, hopefully at Berners St.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5494"},{"timestamp":1672406516,"iso":"2022-12-30T13:21:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also i havent worked out where im staying tomtorow yet, if all esle fails can i stay with you. Not to worry if not xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5495"},{"timestamp":1672417355,"iso":"2022-12-30T16:22:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry yeah if coyyese !","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5496"},{"timestamp":1672417361,"iso":"2022-12-30T16:22:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Of course fatter","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5497"},{"timestamp":1672417374,"iso":"2022-12-30T16:22:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Rather, dammit - sorry, phone is wet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5498"},{"timestamp":1672480291,"iso":"2022-12-31T09:51:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect. I think I’ve found a place, hopefully haha. Are yiu back in London?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5499"},{"timestamp":1672493821,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:37:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, you mean for tonight or to rent? Haha - yup je suis à Londres","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5500"},{"timestamp":1672493848,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:37:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit it’s NYE - insane to think it’s been three full years elapsed since things were good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5501"},{"timestamp":1672493857,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:37:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh just for tonight :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5502"},{"timestamp":1672493875,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:37:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Im looking to see if any new flats have been posted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5503"},{"timestamp":1672493891,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:38:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you going to James’ party?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5504"},{"timestamp":1672493898,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:38:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok, fair enough! But there seem to be lots of good places - wait one sec I just need to write something to a friend about the NHS (weird experience last night, will explain) and then will look at flats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5505"},{"timestamp":1672493910,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:38:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And also ask James if it’s ok to come since I’ve not RSVPed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5506"},{"timestamp":1672493920,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:38:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, not Red, I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5507"},{"timestamp":1672493924,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:38:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But ykwim","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5508"},{"timestamp":1672493939,"iso":"2022-12-31T13:38:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I like to think it’d be more of an RSTP anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5509"},{"timestamp":1672500252,"iso":"2022-12-31T15:24:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we go to the party together","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5510"},{"timestamp":1672500256,"iso":"2022-12-31T15:24:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hate arriving alone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5511"},{"timestamp":1672505962,"iso":"2022-12-31T16:59:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah of course! Let’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5512"},{"timestamp":1672510867,"iso":"2022-12-31T18:21:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awesome","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5513"},{"timestamp":1672510872,"iso":"2022-12-31T18:21:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we meet at yours in a bit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5514"},{"timestamp":1672517026,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:03:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5515"},{"timestamp":1672517051,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:04:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5516","attachments":["static/photos/ee8691f8-2bb0-45fa-88cc-1b224c1d48f0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1672517058,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:04:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah let’s - what time suits?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5517"},{"timestamp":1672518182,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:23:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m an hour","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5518"},{"timestamp":1672518426,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:27:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg hit heroin?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5519"},{"timestamp":1672518431,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:27:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is that *","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5520"},{"timestamp":1672518816,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:33:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Noooo haha, the ‘not sending so many ‘ah shit sorry’ messages’, lol\n(ie not missing so many messages, or maybe more realistically just cutting out the apologies)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5521"},{"timestamp":1672518972,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:36:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5522","attachments":["static/photos/57970344-b5ba-46f3-af6a-8c753f9e3768.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1672519359,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:42:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darlings you don’t need to apologise xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5523"},{"timestamp":1672519398,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:43:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t want to be a lazy left-wing cliché (‘magical NHS, wonderful and cost-efficient yet also struggling and underfunded’), I’m sure there are ways the NHS can improve, but it’s certainly not for want of people doing heroic work on the front line for way less than they could make privately or in investment banking or whatever, so … gosh it’s just awful that I’m one of the lucky n%","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5524"},{"timestamp":1672519418,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:43:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks, sorry 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5525"},{"timestamp":1672519433,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:43:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Where are you atm btw?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5526"},{"timestamp":1672519478,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:44:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Re ‘for way less than they could make privately’: I know of which I speak","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5527"},{"timestamp":1672519491,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:44:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg darling you poor thing, did this happen last night 🥺🥺","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5528"},{"timestamp":1672519507,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:45:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I don’t know how - it was bizarre","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5529"},{"timestamp":1672519527,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:45:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Something in my flat, because it got bad as soon as I got back as well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5530"},{"timestamp":1672519563,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:46:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so sorry to hear, what could it of been do you think?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5531"},{"timestamp":1672519578,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:46:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah don’t worry, I’m generally quite relaxed, and was probably still quite relaxed in relative terms last night","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5532"},{"timestamp":1672519596,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:46:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling that must of been so scary","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5533"},{"timestamp":1672519608,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:46:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5534","attachments":["static/photos/10d48b31-0489-4329-9252-a1547ff833e1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1672519614,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:46:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.524300,-0.074399","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5535"},{"timestamp":1672519643,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:47:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, poor yorick etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5536"},{"timestamp":1672519678,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:47:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I know it well - from the dot are you almost opposite the perfumier","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5537"},{"timestamp":1672519683,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:48:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"*?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5538"},{"timestamp":1672519691,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:48:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The one we went into in soho","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5539"},{"timestamp":1672519707,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:48:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes that’s right, very close. Just by your old flat x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5540"},{"timestamp":1672519715,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:48:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I make my way to yours now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5541"},{"timestamp":1672519737,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:48:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I imagine it takes about 20 mins to get across To you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5542"},{"timestamp":1672519770,"iso":"2022-12-31T20:49:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah why not - seems a good plan!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5543"},{"timestamp":1672522018,"iso":"2022-12-31T21:26:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry just a little held up won’t be too long xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5544"},{"timestamp":1672523060,"iso":"2022-12-31T21:44:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no rush at all! Whenever you’re ready :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5545"},{"timestamp":1672524112,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:01:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey not the best time to take a call - will explain - but what’s up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5546"},{"timestamp":1672524119,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:01:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5547","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1672524123,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or else gimme 2 mins if abs new","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5548"},{"timestamp":1672524130,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"abs nec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5549"},{"timestamp":1672524135,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:15+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"oh I’m just downstairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5550"},{"timestamp":1672524138,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"…absolutely necessary","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5551"},{"timestamp":1672524138,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I come back?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5552"},{"timestamp":1672524153,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok - nah sorry, gimme - min and will come down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5553"},{"timestamp":1672524154,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"1 min","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5554"},{"timestamp":1672524161,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, bloody iPhone keyboard","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5555"},{"timestamp":1672524170,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was just ordering Pig her food before Infograph","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5556"},{"timestamp":1672524177,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Chest I give up on spelling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5557"},{"timestamp":1672524179,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:02:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you sure can I can come back x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5558"},{"timestamp":1672524186,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:03:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah totes fine ofc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5559"},{"timestamp":1672524199,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:03:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yohh uh cou try the door, good chance it’s open","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5560"},{"timestamp":1672524224,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:03:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry I think I have moisturiser on my hands that’s making the keyboard a bit budging","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5561"},{"timestamp":1672524226,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:03:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dodge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5562"},{"timestamp":1672524230,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:03:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5563"},{"timestamp":1672524241,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:04:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Don’t worry take your time x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5564"},{"timestamp":1672524248,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:04:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did not mean for this to sound like … uh … like it prob did","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5565"},{"timestamp":1672524324,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:05:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry I also warn you the flat might be a state","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5566"},{"timestamp":1672524330,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:05:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, is a state","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5567"},{"timestamp":1672524348,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:05:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Albeit in the way that Western Sahara is a state","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5568"},{"timestamp":1672524356,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:05:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh don’t worry at all really it’s fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5569"},{"timestamp":1672524367,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:06:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mostly from my frantic attempt to find any hidden/forgotten asthma inhalers yesterday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5570"},{"timestamp":1672524376,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:06:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just grabbing a T-shirt and will come down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5571"},{"timestamp":1672524406,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:06:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, expected you to text beforehand, tho obv you weren’t obliged to - it’s just my weird assumption for some reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5572"},{"timestamp":1672524434,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:07:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can pop to M&S and get some boos","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5573"},{"timestamp":1672524444,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:07:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Would that be easier? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5574"},{"timestamp":1672524535,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:08:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’m on my way down the stairs but no worries if you’ve left","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5575"},{"timestamp":1672524544,"iso":"2022-12-31T22:09:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’ll continue down the stairs just in case lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5576"},{"timestamp":1672934768,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:06:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling did you see the list of furniture that they’re taking from the flat on Berners st?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5577"},{"timestamp":1672934850,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:07:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Part of me feels like we should make a much lower offer and see what they come back with.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5578"},{"timestamp":1672934910,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:08:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Taking all the decent stuff as well as the art and asking to pay the same amount doesn’t make much sense?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5579"},{"timestamp":1672934997,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:09:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh no, I’ll take a look.. That’s crazy - are you suggesting our counter-offer be less than the asking price? I think prob it should be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5580"},{"timestamp":1672935017,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:10:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, if we offer at all … I dunno, the only reason I can see for doing so is that we may well take months more if we don’t","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5581"},{"timestamp":1672935024,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:10:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I’m not too hot on it any more tbh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5582"},{"timestamp":1672935040,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:10:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then again, if you were happy, I’d prob take it, so don’t take that as a no","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5583"},{"timestamp":1672935060,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:11:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As in, if you were keen, rather- not saying I’m keen to take it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5584"},{"timestamp":1672935151,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:12:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well if you’re not too hot on it the let’s forget it. I had a rather taxing back and forth with some estate agent form Dexters about the other one on Berners st, so going to try arrange something for Monday.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5585"},{"timestamp":1672935232,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:13:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5586","attachments":["static/photos/0ee67d97-dbfd-4db2-a963-97cc4e125f3d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1672935253,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:14:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HAHAHAHHA","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5587"},{"timestamp":1672935258,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:14:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah that one looked much nicer - I’m looking now too, and my parents are pestering me about finding somewhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5588"},{"timestamp":1672935262,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:14:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"ffs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5589"},{"timestamp":1672935263,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:14:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(For my own sanity I think)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5590"},{"timestamp":1672935276,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:14:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah that’s brilliant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5591"},{"timestamp":1672935321,"iso":"2023-01-05T16:15:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was thinking “where’s that in Marylebone?”, assuming maybe somewhere far north along Euston Rd, and it didn’t even occur to me that it was there & I should have recognised it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5592"},{"timestamp":1673517981,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:06:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130469759#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5593"},{"timestamp":1673517996,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:06:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/124091498#/?channel=STU_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5594"},{"timestamp":1673518012,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:06:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130565162#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media7&ref=photoCollage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5595"},{"timestamp":1673518024,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:07:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129852191#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media7&ref=photoCollage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5596"},{"timestamp":1673518028,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:07:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ooh taking a look now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5597"},{"timestamp":1673518060,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:07:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"let me know which ones you like and i can arrange viewings x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5598"},{"timestamp":1673518075,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:07:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130202285#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5599"},{"timestamp":1673518085,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:08:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/128679389#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media5&ref=floorPlanPage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5600"},{"timestamp":1673518098,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:08:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/128677859#/floorplan?activePlan=1&channel=RES_LET&id=media2","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5601"},{"timestamp":1673518114,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:08:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130352888#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media5&ref=photoCollage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5602"},{"timestamp":1673518129,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:08:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129838901#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media7&ref=photoCollage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5603"},{"timestamp":1673518145,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:09:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129983237#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5604"},{"timestamp":1673521145,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:59:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/121118459#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media0&ref=photoCollage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5605"},{"timestamp":1673521171,"iso":"2023-01-12T10:59:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you make of this one?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5606"},{"timestamp":1673521909,"iso":"2023-01-12T11:11:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130486256#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5607"},{"timestamp":1673530916,"iso":"2023-01-12T13:41:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you have a chance to look darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5608"},{"timestamp":1673546049,"iso":"2023-01-12T17:54:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.foxtons.co.uk/properties-to-rent/sw1x/chpk1688929\n \nhttps://www.foxtons.co.uk/properties-to-rent/w1k/chpk3407623","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5609"},{"timestamp":1673546056,"iso":"2023-01-12T17:54:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"These two look quite promising","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5610"},{"timestamp":1673546106,"iso":"2023-01-12T17:55:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Evelyn Mansions, Carlisle Place, SW1P","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5611"},{"timestamp":1673546114,"iso":"2023-01-12T17:55:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is a nice one too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5612"},{"timestamp":1673546148,"iso":"2023-01-12T17:55:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5613"},{"timestamp":1673546156,"iso":"2023-01-12T17:55:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"1200 Dwf","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5614"},{"timestamp":1673546159,"iso":"2023-01-12T17:55:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sqf","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5615"},{"timestamp":1673546176,"iso":"2023-01-12T17:56:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s yet to give me the price so don’t hold your breath","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5616"},{"timestamp":1673601132,"iso":"2023-01-13T09:12:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow, thanks for doing this! Jesus, sorry, it seems like you’re speeding up rather more than I am (which is def a good thing but I ought to get better with this)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5617"},{"timestamp":1673604568,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:09:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m slightly going mad without a fixed address. I have 4 viewings today, one at noon. On Lamont place, just of the Kings Road. From what I recall it’s the good part of the Kings Road… and the Eaton place one, at 16:00, followed by south Audley st and Carlisle place. I think I know your taste well enough now that you’ll like at least one of them. I can do the viewings and send the videos, or you’re welcome to join me x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5618"},{"timestamp":1673604766,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:12:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow - sorry, I feel bad you’ve been so industrious and I’ve not","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5619"},{"timestamp":1673604786,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:13:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might come along to south audley just bc of my sentimental attachment to that bit of Mayfair and that st in particular","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5620"},{"timestamp":1673604834,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:13:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have much more free time on my hands haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5621"},{"timestamp":1673604835,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:13:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don’t suppose it’s anywhere near no. 78? (Opposite a car park, or at least where there was a car park I guess 10 years ago now… jesus)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5622"},{"timestamp":1673604851,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:14:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha fair enough! Still, I feel bad, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5623"},{"timestamp":1673604901,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:15:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s right above Richoux","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5624"},{"timestamp":1673605319,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:21:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhhh yeah, sorry, I remember","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5625"},{"timestamp":1673605321,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:22:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.chestertons.co.uk/en-gb/property-to-rent/gb/south+kensington/hea171583?utm_campaign=HEA171583&utm_content=prpletmatch_email&utm_medium=email&utm_source=rps&utm_term=Emily+Moffatt","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5626"},{"timestamp":1673605325,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:22:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Near Mount St Gardens","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5627"},{"timestamp":1673605330,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:22:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the public library","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5628"},{"timestamp":1673605342,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:22:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.chestertons.co.uk/en-gb/property-to-rent/gb/south+kensington/fcl220426?utm_campaign=FCL220426&utm_content=prpletmatch_email&utm_medium=email&utm_source=rps&utm_term=Emily+Moffatt","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5629"},{"timestamp":1673605353,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:22:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually a surprisingly nice bit of Mayfair - or was still when I knew it, but I realise this is now (jesus) a decade or more ago","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5630"},{"timestamp":1673605353,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:22:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you make of either of these","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5631"},{"timestamp":1673605368,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:22:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hold on lemme take a look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5632"},{"timestamp":1673605435,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:23:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The one of Eaton place looks amazing just on the border of Belgravia and Knightsbridge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5633"},{"timestamp":1673605448,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:24:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh 100%","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5634"},{"timestamp":1673605460,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:24:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Technically it’s in Belgravia, but only just","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5635"},{"timestamp":1673605469,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:24:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just looked at #1, the one on Ol Bromp, and I think it depends how far down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5636"},{"timestamp":1673605477,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:24:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And will now look at #2","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5637"},{"timestamp":1673605537,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:25:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Emp Gate looks good but quite large and … well, not expensive for what it is, but what would the plan be exactly? (Not saying there isn’t a possible one but wanna be Syrah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5638"},{"timestamp":1673605542,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:25:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sure*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5639"},{"timestamp":1673605545,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:25:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t want to be a grape","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5640"},{"timestamp":1673605627,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:27:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Genuinely torn between West Eat and South Aud - may wait till you’ve diligently gathered the info, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5641"},{"timestamp":1673605658,"iso":"2023-01-13T10:27:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean till the viewings, sorry - tho may join for S Aud if only for nostalgia and to see how it’s doing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5642"},{"timestamp":1673607650,"iso":"2023-01-13T11:00:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not sure, it is quite large, with two extra bedrooms we can sublet the rooms if we wanted.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5643"},{"timestamp":1673607661,"iso":"2023-01-13T11:01:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.moveli.co.uk/property/002172","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5644"},{"timestamp":1673607667,"iso":"2023-01-13T11:01:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think of this?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5645"},{"timestamp":1673607687,"iso":"2023-01-13T11:01:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is your heart set on the west end, or would you still be open to west.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5646"},{"timestamp":1673612167,"iso":"2023-01-13T12:16:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.482056,-0.179902","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5647"},{"timestamp":1673612171,"iso":"2023-01-13T12:16:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5648"},{"timestamp":1673612175,"iso":"2023-01-13T12:16:15+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And just this part of the kings road","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5649"},{"timestamp":1673612200,"iso":"2023-01-13T12:16:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I managed to get a viewing for the Emperors gate one around 3","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5650"},{"timestamp":1673618863,"iso":"2023-01-13T14:07:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Actually turns out emperors gate is unfurnished so I’ve left it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5651"},{"timestamp":1673622793,"iso":"2023-01-13T15:13:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, the estate agent and I will probably be on south Audrey st around 4:30ish,","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5652"},{"timestamp":1673622799,"iso":"2023-01-13T15:13:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll keep you posted though","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5653"},{"timestamp":1673624777,"iso":"2023-01-13T15:46:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow, sorry, let me watch now, one mo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5654"},{"timestamp":1673624810,"iso":"2023-01-13T15:46:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Re South Audley, will quickly take another look - how keen are you on it? If you think it’s one of the top bets, then I’ll grab an ube and come down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5655"},{"timestamp":1673624896,"iso":"2023-01-13T15:48:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, that or Eaton place and Elveyn mansions","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5656"},{"timestamp":1673627033,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:23:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5657","attachments":["static/photos/51e01307-3a11-483e-b440-27991a4c254b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1673627033,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:23:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5658","attachments":["static/photos/61d9a225-fe05-41b6-8cb6-072f89a25e7b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1673627033,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:23:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5659","attachments":["static/photos/737244a2-eb89-403e-b1ff-e212f76c9329.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1673627058,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:24:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gorgeous! I can’t immediately recall the road but will look up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5660"},{"timestamp":1673627060,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:24:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Gorgeous streets 😍","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5661"},{"timestamp":1673627098,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:24:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh yeah I know it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5662"},{"timestamp":1673627123,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:25:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My friend Izzy was on Wilton St just next to there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5663"},{"timestamp":1673627139,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:25:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Belgravia just one big mass to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5664"},{"timestamp":1673627998,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:39:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5665"},{"timestamp":1673628006,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:40:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He said that he didn’t have the keys for the other flats :(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5666"},{"timestamp":1673628014,"iso":"2023-01-13T16:40:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But let me know what you think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5667"},{"timestamp":1673633686,"iso":"2023-01-13T18:14:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow I love it - from the first 10-20s at least (will carry on)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5668"},{"timestamp":1673633693,"iso":"2023-01-13T18:14:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is this the Belgravia one?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5669"},{"timestamp":1673633717,"iso":"2023-01-13T18:15:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks much this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5670"},{"timestamp":1673633814,"iso":"2023-01-13T18:16:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes that’s the one in Begravia","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5671"},{"timestamp":1673633822,"iso":"2023-01-13T18:17:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Belgravia","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5672"},{"timestamp":1673633985,"iso":"2023-01-13T18:19:45+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It is quite expensive, £5200 I just wonder if we could get better elsewhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5673"},{"timestamp":1673636144,"iso":"2023-01-13T18:55:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5674"},{"timestamp":1673655342,"iso":"2023-01-14T00:15:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol this is so classic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5675"},{"timestamp":1673655496,"iso":"2023-01-14T00:18:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Also, the landlord is planning to move the flat to Clacton-on-Sea, and will be replacing the energy efficient lightbulbs with vellum fuelled stoves”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5676"},{"timestamp":1673756223,"iso":"2023-01-15T04:17:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not remotely ‘Mayfair’ as it purports, but still quite a nice / busy / buzzy location:\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63693944/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5677"},{"timestamp":1673756252,"iso":"2023-01-15T04:17:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(basically: opposite the side entrance to Selfridges; the nice east one, not the door into the food hall on the west)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5678"},{"timestamp":1673779178,"iso":"2023-01-15T10:39:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect let’s do a viewing 🙌🏼🙌🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5679"},{"timestamp":1673873519,"iso":"2023-01-16T12:51:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sadly that one has gone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5680"},{"timestamp":1673873521,"iso":"2023-01-16T12:52:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":":(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5681"},{"timestamp":1673873524,"iso":"2023-01-16T12:52:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130750382#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5682"},{"timestamp":1673873551,"iso":"2023-01-16T12:52:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Don't you love it this one?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5683"},{"timestamp":1673874024,"iso":"2023-01-16T13:00:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63507813/?search_identifier=78a3ffddc72e07ec6e2218ca14ecda47","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5684"},{"timestamp":1673888587,"iso":"2023-01-16T17:03:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry if I’m coming across too gung ho about this property search. I just want to find something asap, even if the move in is in Feb just have something. All the chaos of living out of a suitcase is beginning to make me loopier than usual. I’m back tomorrow, and am being shown some properties in the West end, hopefully something will come up. I’m sure you’re not enjoying it Goodge st either. I really need to get this flat stuff sorted soon, I think if wr haven’t found anything this week, I’m going to start to look for one and two bed from next week. I’m sure it won’t come to it, but just as a contingency the stress is getting to me more than I had anticipated. I’m by no means saying this to put pressure on you, and don’t want a repeat of Rainsford st. I know I’ve been quite bad at looking over the last month but really hope we can find something soon xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5685"},{"timestamp":1673918875,"iso":"2023-01-17T01:27:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, shit, sorry, I wouldn’t hold that against you in the least! No, it’d be absurdly unjust to expect you to go without what I’ve had for the past … Christ, not far off how long we were in Rainsford St. It’s absurd really. We could do it in a day if we had to. I think the curse has been that we haven’t had to. In a way it’s prob been a good thing that we’ve had time to let good places come along, but it’s gone way past absurd now. I thought ‘over by Christmas’ - despite the joke - would actually be a reasonable goal. Anyway I’ll look over what you sent and what’s on Zoopla, and please don’t worry, even if you wanted to switch to looking for your own flat right this instant I couldn’t hold it against you at all. You’re well within your rights, please please don’t worry. But yes hopefully let’s find something!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5686"},{"timestamp":1673919709,"iso":"2023-01-17T01:41:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, I was chatting to my very lovely upstairs neighbour (whose message I sent in the Alex chat) and she was wondering why I didn’t install a ‘separator’ so we could share this flat. And, like, do these people have a fucking Tardis?? How on earth could two human beings live in this space? Christ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5687"},{"timestamp":1673919720,"iso":"2023-01-17T01:42:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ tbf she was saying they usually live in Washington for 10 months of the year, so I guess maybe she hasn’t quite internalised it..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5688"},{"timestamp":1673963663,"iso":"2023-01-17T13:54:23+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just about to view the flat on south Audley st","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5689"},{"timestamp":1673963671,"iso":"2023-01-17T13:54:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Forgot how much I loved this area","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5690"},{"timestamp":1673963700,"iso":"2023-01-17T13:55:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5691"},{"timestamp":1673968846,"iso":"2023-01-17T15:20:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5692"},{"timestamp":1673989170,"iso":"2023-01-17T20:59:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow, nice! Sorry I’ve taken so long to get to this 😬 What do you make of it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5693"},{"timestamp":1673989229,"iso":"2023-01-17T21:00:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, south west Mayfair is the only remaining bit of Mayfair the way I remember it, probably the absolute tail end of it being a nice place to be","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5694"},{"timestamp":1673989441,"iso":"2023-01-17T21:04:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5695","attachments":["static/photos/aad5463e-e2e1-436a-9adf-ed0bf34cfe14.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1673989678,"iso":"2023-01-17T21:07:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact I googled it the other day in this connection, and saw something saying 'given the very successful development at 77 South Audley St', and thought, shit, that was either across from or next to 78 (long story), so it was definitely either just a townhouse (if next) or an ancient car park or a shoddy embassy iirc (if opposite)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5696"},{"timestamp":1673989738,"iso":"2023-01-17T21:08:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit it's the car park, yeah, that'll be what they've purged to make yuppie flats - god, anyway, more importantly *what sense did you get of the area today?* Evidently my knowledge is entirely out of date","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5697"},{"timestamp":1673989787,"iso":"2023-01-17T21:09:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol i'm just realising how much I sound like the opening paragraphs of Brideshead","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5698"},{"timestamp":1673997178,"iso":"2023-01-17T23:12:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw are there any I should/can view, either with you or to take some of the load? I’m very willing and slightly able, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5699"},{"timestamp":1673997270,"iso":"2023-01-17T23:14:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually, shit, this new one on Rupert St is quite nice: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/52222671/\nIt’s near Shaftesbury Ave, so it’ll have that nice post-apocalyptic zombie movie nocturnal atmosphere that I so like (unironically)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5700"},{"timestamp":1673997297,"iso":"2023-01-17T23:14:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, I mean, it’s _off_ Shaftesbury Ave, obviously, but it’s a short road so also near","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5701"},{"timestamp":1673997353,"iso":"2023-01-17T23:15:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also a super-luxe-looking but eh-quite-close-to-top-of-desired-price-range flat on Goodge: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63748070/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5702"},{"timestamp":1674045950,"iso":"2023-01-18T12:45:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s unfurnished :(","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5703"},{"timestamp":1674054990,"iso":"2023-01-18T15:16:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s a basement flat, and really try and damp. It was actually a tad depressing so despite it being in a great area, I’m going to veto that one ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5704"},{"timestamp":1674055143,"iso":"2023-01-18T15:19:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we put an offer in on this one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5705"},{"timestamp":1674056363,"iso":"2023-01-18T15:39:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry - no I’d probably agree on South Audley - I know the road intimately and where Richoux is is a little commercial stretch, probably not the nicest bit (which is, well, the Grosvenor Sq end is prob nice to live at - esp if the wine shop is still there - but the bottom from (I think) Hill St down to the end where it joins Curzon is it for me)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5706"},{"timestamp":1674056450,"iso":"2023-01-18T15:40:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cba to check if I closed all my brackets there - point is I don’t disagree that strongly, and anyway I also think whatever good remains will be crushed before long too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5707"},{"timestamp":1674056476,"iso":"2023-01-18T15:41:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which one is that? Sorry, I watched a bunch of it but not sure I picked up on the location","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5708"},{"timestamp":1674056514,"iso":"2023-01-18T15:41:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh that’s a shame - I can’t recall the price but I’d not be OVERLY concerned - just add on another couple hundred a month for leasing or theoretically amortising furniture costs over the rental period","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5709"},{"timestamp":1674056580,"iso":"2023-01-18T15:43:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho we might end up like my friend Jake, lol: https://twitter.com/jakewrightuk/status/1589384969444806656?s=46&t=oh1DogcClVLRwhIOLsRNQw","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5710"},{"timestamp":1674071922,"iso":"2023-01-18T19:58:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"An unusual one but … I genuinely don’t know whether I like it or not:\nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63753636/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5711"},{"timestamp":1674072040,"iso":"2023-01-18T20:00:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And here’s a mystery one in Mayfair (Hertford St is basically Shepherd’s Market) - worth my emailing to ask more? 👀 \nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63750876/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5712"},{"timestamp":1674282034,"iso":"2023-01-21T06:20:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Holy shit the Hertford St one is nice: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63775809/\nI say we go see it today and aim to take it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5713"},{"timestamp":1674299963,"iso":"2023-01-21T11:19:23+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes Perfect! Let me know when.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5714"},{"timestamp":1674309041,"iso":"2023-01-21T13:50:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit - when are you around?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5715"},{"timestamp":1674309086,"iso":"2023-01-21T13:51:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m free most of today, not much planned haha x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5716"},{"timestamp":1674309120,"iso":"2023-01-21T13:52:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok lemme give them a call and see if they can make time 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5717"},{"timestamp":1674309203,"iso":"2023-01-21T13:53:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5718","attachments":["static/photos/8452e192-aa41-40ce-bdc6-d984c2e64468.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1674309253,"iso":"2023-01-21T13:54:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“My dad’s butler” as if it’s the most normal thing in the world, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5719"},{"timestamp":1674309266,"iso":"2023-01-21T13:54:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5720"},{"timestamp":1674309277,"iso":"2023-01-21T13:54:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Who’s he?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5721"},{"timestamp":1674309290,"iso":"2023-01-21T13:54:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is he being genuine?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5722"},{"timestamp":1674310704,"iso":"2023-01-21T14:18:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Called and no answer - will try again in 5 :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5723"},{"timestamp":1674310719,"iso":"2023-01-21T14:18:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And oh he went to school with Roman and for some reason has been chatting to me sorta nonstop for, well, a week-ish, not long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5724"},{"timestamp":1674310834,"iso":"2023-01-21T14:20:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have a huge crush on him because he’s totally gorgeous and lovely and as far as I can see perfect in just about every way - very annoying and unfair lol - but I’m not quite sure yet about his motivations … eh I’ll tell you more when I see you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5725"},{"timestamp":1674310949,"iso":"2023-01-21T14:22:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah he’s not doing the social-climb-y thing, nah, his dad’s the Duke of Richmond and he’s proper ‘upper upper class’ (his grandpa knew our fam friend the MoB [dead, not current] at longleat which I’ve confirmed) - not entirely my scene but he’s also sceptical of it (though loves his family, who, to be fair, sound actually lovely and super cool)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5726"},{"timestamp":1674310971,"iso":"2023-01-21T14:22:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m still slightly concerned that he’s a meth hallucination, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5727"},{"timestamp":1674311067,"iso":"2023-01-21T14:24:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did I ever show you that clip of Jack’s dad going on about eugenics and ‘higher beings on the tree of life’ etc? God, if so I’ve gotta send you his dad’s take on that guy - nothing like a good inter-aristo slapdown, de haut en bas","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5728"},{"timestamp":1674311109,"iso":"2023-01-21T14:25:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway ignite all that - I’m just glad to have a bit of a purpose again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5729"},{"timestamp":1674315202,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:33:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling all sounds very promising. 🙌🏼","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5730"},{"timestamp":1674315233,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:33:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahahaha have you been hitting the pipe hard?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5731"},{"timestamp":1674315335,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:35:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Any luck? I can try again if not, god I’m going slightly mad, sitting in a pup in Mile end, drinking pale ale, and researching mindfulness clinics in Goa. I’m close to losing the plot 😅😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5732"},{"timestamp":1674315490,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:38:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, this is very strange","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5733"},{"timestamp":1674315516,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:38:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I called a few times, kept alternately ringing out and getting put through to an estate agent in Surrey","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5734"},{"timestamp":1674315579,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:39:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Initially I and the guy I spoke to most times assumed it was their London office I was looking for - I eventually thought to ask the name of the agent (having not really processed it when he was giving his ritual gargled phone salutation) and it was totally different","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5735"},{"timestamp":1674315595,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:39:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He didn’t recognise the name of the agent on the listing at all - but the phone number at least _went to_ them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5736"},{"timestamp":1674315608,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:40:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh what a pain. Oh never mind, let me take a look on zoopla/rightmove and see what they have xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5737"},{"timestamp":1674315609,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:40:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I’m bemused at how this could be a scam - surely the phone number is the one fucking thing you’d want to get right???","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5738"},{"timestamp":1674315636,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:40:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It may be a genuine mistake somehow - like, maybe they have a third party that uploads the listings and got them mixed up with another company, say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5739"},{"timestamp":1674315687,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:41:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Although ‘AP Living’ lists an address of ‘Gossamer Gardens’ - I and the guy were puzzling this out on the phone - which (1) sounds suspiciously fake, like something from an Enid Blyton book, and (2) doesn’t exist in London, Google’s first suggestion being in Ontario","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5740"},{"timestamp":1674315702,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:41:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There are other listings of the same flat iirc - possibly some are legit? Idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5741"},{"timestamp":1674315762,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:42:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I said before that it’s amazing people don’t get scammed so often - like, have you ever rented a flat except under circumstances where for all you know the ‘estate agent’ may have just booked it on Airbnb for a few days and ‘let’ it to 50 people???","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5742"},{"timestamp":1674315805,"iso":"2023-01-21T15:43:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah me too - luckily there are nice places besides this one, though if this one were real I think it’d win handily","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5743"},{"timestamp":1674326562,"iso":"2023-01-21T18:42:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, I meant to say, do you know anything about racing? Does Goodwood mean anything to you??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5744"},{"timestamp":1674392739,"iso":"2023-01-22T13:05:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May be worth a look: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63576349/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5745"},{"timestamp":1674392927,"iso":"2023-01-22T13:08:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If only bc my friend Tom has a flat in that development (dw, think he spends most of his time at his house in Norfolk (Burnham Market of course lol)) and I know it’s lovely. Right by Covent Garden station. Lovely ‘carved out’ indoor courtyardy space. Come to think of it not bad for Tig and Pig, which is v rare for central London but obv shouldn’t be a deciding factor!\n\nThen again, not cheap exactly, and would depend how we liked Covent Garden - it’d be the equivalent of here in terms of closeness to Soho, but set off to the east rather than the north, so less convenient for Ox St etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5746"},{"timestamp":1674393959,"iso":"2023-01-22T13:25:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes will take a look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5747"},{"timestamp":1674393970,"iso":"2023-01-22T13:26:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you up to today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5748"},{"timestamp":1674492797,"iso":"2023-01-23T16:53:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63564247/?featured=1&utm_content=featured_listing&search_identifier=5031391652867bf49a8c5015c374c99e","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5749"},{"timestamp":1674492805,"iso":"2023-01-23T16:53:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think of this one?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5750"},{"timestamp":1674493243,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:00:43+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Looks very nice but maybe a bit suburban, and esp for the price.. I’m not sure though, neither wedded to it nor divorced","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5751"},{"timestamp":1674493255,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:00:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wdyt about eg this one https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63779201/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5752"},{"timestamp":1674493310,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:01:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Location drawn on map is wrong, Hill St is opposite side of Berkeley Sq (incidentally where Divy’s family have their offices and where my old school friend Tom DaCosta - of dog-eating ridgeback fame - lived, so I know it well)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5753"},{"timestamp":1674493350,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:02:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s barely a dozen houses really - quite a short st, bridging Berk Sq with S Audley iirc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5754"},{"timestamp":1674493392,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:03:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I love the location, although the basics are really low budget, the sink in the bathroom, or that faux marble worktop in the kitchen. It would drive me mad.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5755"},{"timestamp":1674493419,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:03:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, the deco is a bit like a cheap Harley St dentist’s waiting room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5756"},{"timestamp":1674493522,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:05:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dunno - I want to say beggars can’t be choosers, but then I also feel like most beggars aren’t spending 50-60k a year on their cardboard boxes, so … yeah I dunno really, we’ll have to make some compromises on anything, but this isn’t, like, my favourite place in the world, it’s just an ok one I saw while having a glance just now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5757"},{"timestamp":1674493558,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:05:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m torn really - but yeah no I’m certainly not mad about this one, though in general we can always redecorate if we find somewhere that’s otherwise nice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5758"},{"timestamp":1674493575,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:06:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, not the sink etc, that’s a worse disadvantage, yeah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5759"},{"timestamp":1674493601,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:06:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha well quite, I thought we had quite a good budget but apparently not. Ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5760"},{"timestamp":1674493667,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:07:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I think we do, but we’re looking for quite a particular type of place and I guess the rate is just not high enough - and there are always gonna be some trying their luck 🤷‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5761"},{"timestamp":1674493690,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:08:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I mean, like, the rate at which places come on the market","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5762"},{"timestamp":1674493740,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:09:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah it leaves us at a bit of an impasse I guess - maybe the one seam we could mine is old listings","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5763"},{"timestamp":1674493761,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:09:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, I’ve tended only to look at the new ones, on the assumption that old ones - esp the nice old ones - will have gone, but that’s prob not entirely true","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5764"},{"timestamp":1674493794,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:09:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(And I knew it was not entirely true, ofc, but I guess it’s an effort-vs-payoff thing, and that balance is starting to tip)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5765"},{"timestamp":1674493944,"iso":"2023-01-23T17:12:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"True, what areas are you most keen on, Soho, GG, Mayfair, Fitzrovia, Marylebone, Bayswater, and SK/Knightsbridge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5766"},{"timestamp":1674546377,"iso":"2023-01-24T07:46:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, maybe: Soho, this bit of Fitzrovia (generally the southernmost, subgoodgean bit), Mayfair\n\nThen in a different, slightly lower category: Bayswater, SK / KB, Marylebone \n\nWhat’s GG?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5767"},{"timestamp":1674546419,"iso":"2023-01-24T07:46:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry, that was supposed to be Covent Garden.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5768"},{"timestamp":1674546447,"iso":"2023-01-24T07:47:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah CG would go in my top category","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5769"},{"timestamp":1674546509,"iso":"2023-01-24T07:48:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically anywhere bordering Soho, or Soho itself (though perversely Soho itself, despite being the radix bonorum, maybe ranks a bit lower)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5770"},{"timestamp":1674827102,"iso":"2023-01-27T13:45:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, how are you? Have you seen any flats at all. I really need somewhere asap, as staying between Edward’s and Ireland is really taking its toll. I’m back tomorrow, are you around d this weekend? We can scope out a few together. I’ve started to look at one beds too, just as I desperately need somewhere soon. I’m not saying that to put pressure on you to choose somewhere, more that you’re not surprised if I impulsively just choose somewhere. I’m so sorry about this, it’s just been quite hectic over the last few months and I just need to sort it xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5771"},{"timestamp":1674876409,"iso":"2023-01-28T03:26:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, no, I’m sorry, I’ve been a bit remiss. Well, also there’s just not much you can do after a certain point: either give it time or lower our standards or else you look for something yourself (which I again 100% understand, since I got somewhere about 3 days in, lol - no it’s been ludicrously uneven and of course I don’t hold it against you in the slightest). If we lowered standards, it’d prob be area (which I realise I’m prob the pickier about), or bathrooms (I’m more inclined to cave on that, tho I take your pt and am of two minds), or that general subjective scan of how nice a place is. But no, my position is: I obv would like to find somewhere, and I’ve been keeping an eye on Zoopla, but I also know that even if we make great play of sitting around looking serious and compiling lists there are only so many flats coming on the market 🤷‍♀️ And so it’s sorta up to, well, both of us to figure out what we want - but no of course I’d never hold it against you if you opt for somewhere on your own (or for that matter with anyone else) :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5772"},{"timestamp":1674876497,"iso":"2023-01-28T03:28:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In addition to those options, we could raise price, but we’d then prob want more in return, and less comes on the market the higher you go. (At £50m ish I think Phil’s parents’ house has been on the market for 5+ years, say..)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5773"},{"timestamp":1675067959,"iso":"2023-01-30T08:39:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131166752#/floorplan?activePlan=1&channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5774"},{"timestamp":1675068100,"iso":"2023-01-30T08:41:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"what do you think of this one?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5775"},{"timestamp":1675078156,"iso":"2023-01-30T11:29:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.chestertons.co.uk/en-gb/property-to-rent/gb/hyde+park/hyl080119?sentID=123168730&tid=123168730&utm_campaign=HYL080119&utm_content=property_match_-_online&utm_medium=email&utm_source=match&utm_term=image1","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5776"},{"timestamp":1675084311,"iso":"2023-01-30T13:11:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ooh I’m a big fan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5777"},{"timestamp":1675084315,"iso":"2023-01-30T13:11:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I like it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5778"},{"timestamp":1675085142,"iso":"2023-01-30T13:25:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect, I’ve arranged at 3, do you want to join, or should I take a video and send it over?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5779"},{"timestamp":1675094165,"iso":"2023-01-30T15:56:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, I’m really sorry, I just got fed up with this phone and picked up a new one, and everything’s getting a bit lost in the switch-over 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5780"},{"timestamp":1675094243,"iso":"2023-01-30T15:57:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I actually just opened WhatsApp to message you to say I was browsing through my instagram photos which I can finally see in high quality, and I was horrified to see that photo in the hotel in Paris - I _do_ look scarily gaunt and haggard and cadaverous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5781"},{"timestamp":1675094309,"iso":"2023-01-30T15:58:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, really sorry I missed this - I’m not sure I could’ve joined anyway because of a work call at 3, but I guess I might’ve.. Anyway what’s done is done - how was it? Do you mean the first one you sent?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5782"},{"timestamp":1675171913,"iso":"2023-01-31T13:31:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The one in Knightsbridge was quite tatty, it was a hard no for me.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5783"},{"timestamp":1675171952,"iso":"2023-01-31T13:32:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5784"},{"timestamp":1675186834,"iso":"2023-01-31T17:40:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow, looks nice! I like it - do you happen to have the listing?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5785"},{"timestamp":1675186840,"iso":"2023-01-31T17:40:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also sorry again for making you do all this work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5786"},{"timestamp":1675186894,"iso":"2023-01-31T17:41:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I know that pointless word doesn’t actually make it better - I’m thinking of swearing it off - but I guess at least it’s a token of “I realise this so not great”)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5787"},{"timestamp":1675186943,"iso":"2023-01-31T17:42:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also wdyt about this? https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63754706/\n\nLooks to be about 50m from the centre of London (lol) and is very cheap and a good space - what’s currently _in_ that space I’m less mad about, but we could change it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5788"},{"timestamp":1675187068,"iso":"2023-01-31T17:44:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no need to apologise at all. I have amble time at the moment","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5789"},{"timestamp":1675187282,"iso":"2023-01-31T17:48:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They haven’t put it up online yet. I’ll try and get some details","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5790"},{"timestamp":1675188035,"iso":"2023-01-31T18:00:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s on for 5500, the estate agent seems to thing we could get it for 5000","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5791"},{"timestamp":1675191464,"iso":"2023-01-31T18:57:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.foxtons.co.uk/properties-to-rent/w1f/chpk3642090","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5792"},{"timestamp":1675370791,"iso":"2023-02-02T20:46:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5793"},{"timestamp":1675370814,"iso":"2023-02-02T20:46:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though I think I might’ve found somewhere perfect: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/54698400/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5794"},{"timestamp":1675370888,"iso":"2023-02-02T20:48:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think *iff it’s real (which I’m cautious about)* and if I’m not missing some catch, it looks utterly gorgeous and for quite a good price","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5795"},{"timestamp":1675370896,"iso":"2023-02-02T20:48:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s just about within the bounds of plausibility I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5796"},{"timestamp":1675370987,"iso":"2023-02-02T20:49:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And they do list a Soho office, so it’d be pretty easy for me to walk down and verify this (tho even their providing their address makes me cautiously confident – if an estate agent has an office in Soho that’s not, like, a coworking space, I think that’s about as much proof of legit-ness as can reasonably be hoped)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5797"},{"timestamp":1675371064,"iso":"2023-02-02T20:51:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, I’m now actually enthused about somewhere for the first time in ages, possibly the first time tout court - I’ll call tomorrow morn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5798"},{"timestamp":1675371493,"iso":"2023-02-02T20:58:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh I love it. But I think it’s already been snapped up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5799"},{"timestamp":1675371499,"iso":"2023-02-02T20:58:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5800"},{"timestamp":1675375996,"iso":"2023-02-02T22:13:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hoddammit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5801"},{"timestamp":1675376001,"iso":"2023-02-02T22:13:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it’s Hod again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5802"},{"timestamp":1675376004,"iso":"2023-02-02T22:13:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5803"},{"timestamp":1675376011,"iso":"2023-02-02T22:13:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God that’s annoying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5804"},{"timestamp":1675376017,"iso":"2023-02-02T22:13:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hod*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5805"},{"timestamp":1675452058,"iso":"2023-02-03T19:20:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wow I love this: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/60469719/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5806"},{"timestamp":1675452137,"iso":"2023-02-03T19:22:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"ahh amazing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5807"},{"timestamp":1675452141,"iso":"2023-02-03T19:22:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you able to view it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5808"},{"timestamp":1675514491,"iso":"2023-02-04T12:41:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit - yeah I’m just up in Cambridge but actually I ought to give them a call","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5809"},{"timestamp":1675514498,"iso":"2023-02-04T12:41:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you like it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5810"},{"timestamp":1675514506,"iso":"2023-02-04T12:41:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the location, and any other particulars?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5811"},{"timestamp":1675514632,"iso":"2023-02-04T12:43:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s not very far at all from my flat I don’t think - a bit further than e.g. that Soho one, but not much.. I’ll take a video for you (I’ve just replaced my phone, and this _super mega ultra max plus with marshmallows on top_ or whatever they call them by now should take a pretty good video)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5812"},{"timestamp":1675517608,"iso":"2023-02-04T13:33:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5813","attachments":["static/photos/b323df5d-3c7c-4ee6-8dd8-4ed7fc12b833.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1675521179,"iso":"2023-02-04T14:32:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I love it, I’d happily put an offer in.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5814"},{"timestamp":1675523126,"iso":"2023-02-04T15:05:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, I’m not quite sure what my schedule is but I’ll let you know - sorry, not a great day to be out of London, and not sure what I can really do till I know","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5815"},{"timestamp":1675523161,"iso":"2023-02-04T15:06:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d ask you to view it but - aside from the obviously unfair balance of work so far - I probably wouldn’t sign on the dotted line without seeing it anyway, so I don’t think there’d be much point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5816"},{"timestamp":1675527778,"iso":"2023-02-04T16:22:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d view it however I’m not In London till Tuesday. Hmm I wonder if I could ask Alex to go take a video of it 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5817"},{"timestamp":1675527836,"iso":"2023-02-04T16:23:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know, I probably wouldn’t take it without seeing it in the flesh, and we’d need to be in London to take it anyway (or maybe not, but I imagine it’d be a bonus)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5818"},{"timestamp":1675527920,"iso":"2023-02-04T16:25:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m going back today for sure, because I’m out for drinks with James Saunders tonight (finally the catchup I proposed at his NYE party, lol) but I’m not sure if it’ll be early enough for a viewing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5819"},{"timestamp":1675527995,"iso":"2023-02-04T16:26:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At the moment it seems v unlikely that it will be - I’m in Cambridge, I’ll get a train back in the worst case, I’m hoping my mum will drop me off but she’s come down with a cold or something so it’s a bit up in the air","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5820"},{"timestamp":1675606995,"iso":"2023-02-05T14:23:15+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect, i cant try book an appointment for tomorrow, is there any time that suits you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5821"},{"timestamp":1675611104,"iso":"2023-02-05T15:31:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really any time except 10:30-11am and 3:30-4:30pm, essentially (well, and maybe 15 mins buffer around those to give me time to walk there)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5822"},{"timestamp":1675685991,"iso":"2023-02-06T12:19:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They didn't have any availability today, however managed to get it arranged for Wednesday at 2:30? Will you be able to join?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5823"},{"timestamp":1675685999,"iso":"2023-02-06T12:19:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/residential/to-let/edith-grove-chelsea-sw10/chq012222979\n\nhttps://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/residential/to-let/hyde-park-square-hyde-park-london-w2/hpq012363088\n\nhttps://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbkbreknl110161l\n\nhttps://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbpirephl220035l\n\nhttps://search.savills.com/property-detail/gblsrecel210098l\n\nhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131140397#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media0&ref=photoCollage\n\nhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131404238#/?channel=RES_LET\n\nhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129781820#/?channel=RES_LET\n\nhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131349875#/?channel=RES_LET\n\nhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129861698#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media14&ref=photoCollage\n\nhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130194353#/?channel=RES_LET","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5824"},{"timestamp":1675686057,"iso":"2023-02-06T12:20:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also I made as list of some other properties, could you let me know if there is any you like i can arrange a viewing.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5825"},{"timestamp":1675686161,"iso":"2023-02-06T12:22:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh fab! Yeah that seems better anyway, if it means you’ll be there - otherwise we’d probably have wanted to arrange a follow up anyway before offering… And yeah I’ll definitely join!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5826"},{"timestamp":1675686266,"iso":"2023-02-06T12:24:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, wow, thank you - I’m also looking, but haven’t found any others worth mentioning.. Btw I don’t suppose you got any sense of whether the unavailability was bc they had more or less back-to-back viewings till then, or whether it was unavailable for viewings (tenants or whatever)? 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5827"},{"timestamp":1675688351,"iso":"2023-02-06T12:59:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He mentioned that one of the tenants was still living there, so I think they have to arrange around that.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5828"},{"timestamp":1675691705,"iso":"2023-02-06T13:55:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131439488#/media?channel=RES_LET&id=media0&ref=photoCollage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5829"},{"timestamp":1675776458,"iso":"2023-02-07T13:27:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5830"},{"timestamp":1675855588,"iso":"2023-02-08T11:26:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5831"},{"timestamp":1675861284,"iso":"2023-02-08T13:01:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah absolutely! Sorry for the silence so far, it’s been a busy day","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5832"},{"timestamp":1675861315,"iso":"2023-02-08T13:01:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"ahh perfect, I'll see. you there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5833"},{"timestamp":1675861323,"iso":"2023-02-08T13:02:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For some reason I put it in my calendar at 3pm, or else I’d have texted sooner","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5834"},{"timestamp":1675861332,"iso":"2023-02-08T13:02:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I warn you: I have a terrible haircut","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5835"},{"timestamp":1675861381,"iso":"2023-02-08T13:03:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just went downstairs to get one, and for some reason they decided not to cut my fringe, and I didn’t have the energy to ask, so I’ll prob just go again tomorrow and pay them a second time to finish cutting my hair….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5836"},{"timestamp":1675861397,"iso":"2023-02-08T13:03:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5837"},{"timestamp":1675861403,"iso":"2023-02-08T13:03:23+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"i can't wait to see it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5838"},{"timestamp":1675861417,"iso":"2023-02-08T13:03:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It truly is heinous, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5839"},{"timestamp":1675861422,"iso":"2023-02-08T13:03:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So: content warning","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5840"},{"timestamp":1675865132,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:05:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just a couple dozen metres away but in traffic - are you there? If so, sorry, I’ll be there asap; if not, maybe I ought to call them and ltk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5841"},{"timestamp":1675865194,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:06:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The estate agent is late too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5842"},{"timestamp":1675865213,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:06:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, perfecto - in that case I won’t get out and walk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5843"},{"timestamp":1675865238,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:07:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you there then? Sorry about that 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5844"},{"timestamp":1675865379,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:09:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5845"},{"timestamp":1675865384,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:09:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No need to apologise haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5846"},{"timestamp":1675865501,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:11:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5847","attachments":["static/photos/ecc41b37-a834-4edf-87f7-8dd100dd0d74.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1675865522,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:12:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, ok, somewhat easy to guess, I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5848"},{"timestamp":1675865529,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:12:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah that’ll come in handy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5849"},{"timestamp":1675865533,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:12:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5850"},{"timestamp":1675865648,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:14:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Less cheeringly, we’d of course be right next to Lester’s flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5851"},{"timestamp":1675865668,"iso":"2023-02-08T14:14:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cheek by (old, sagging) jowl","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5852"},{"timestamp":1676030727,"iso":"2023-02-10T12:05:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They accepted the offer 🙌🏼🎉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5853"},{"timestamp":1676030852,"iso":"2023-02-10T12:07:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5854"},{"timestamp":1676033012,"iso":"2023-02-10T12:43:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5855","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1676033031,"iso":"2023-02-10T12:43:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, one sec, gimme 5 mins and I’ll send!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5856"},{"timestamp":1676033058,"iso":"2023-02-10T12:44:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Amazing 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5857"},{"timestamp":1676034016,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:00:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, slightly busy day but quickly: are you relatively sure they’re legit, before I send it? Or, well, not to transfer responsibility to you, maybe the better question is: are there any particular red or green flags? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5858"},{"timestamp":1676034108,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:01:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve probably gone on about it to you, but it’s been on my mind throughout this flat search, that it would be *so* easy to rent an Airbnb, do ‘viewings’, and rake in, Jesus, like potentially hundreds of thousands in ‘deposit’ payments over a few weeks or so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5859"},{"timestamp":1676034175,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:02:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, good point actually. It seems legit to me. Let me just to a bit for digging.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5860"},{"timestamp":1676034243,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:04:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5861"},{"timestamp":1676034260,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:04:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not a HUGE deal but just, well, if any major red flags…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5862"},{"timestamp":1676034384,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:06:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I think it is legit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5863"},{"timestamp":1676034410,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:06:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5864"},{"timestamp":1676035168,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:19:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I’m just wondering if the agency itself is legit, if only because I’m surprised that after a few days they accepted our offer - like, not super fast, but did they not have any other offers over those days?!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5865"},{"timestamp":1676035208,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:20:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though then again they weren’t too fast to arrange a viewing either, and it wasn’t in a perfect condition, so it’s not that suspect - I’m probably just paranoid since I started thinking about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5866"},{"timestamp":1676035233,"iso":"2023-02-10T13:20:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will do a quick scan and then will send - can’t imagine it matters if it takes us an hour and a half, given how slow this has all been","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5867"},{"timestamp":1676041473,"iso":"2023-02-10T15:04:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you manage to send it over? I only ask because they’re harassing me for it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5868"},{"timestamp":1676041478,"iso":"2023-02-10T15:04:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well not quite harassing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5869"},{"timestamp":1676041489,"iso":"2023-02-10T15:04:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But you know what they’re like","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5870"},{"timestamp":1676041532,"iso":"2023-02-10T15:05:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If not I can ask Tim x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5871"},{"timestamp":1676042108,"iso":"2023-02-10T15:15:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sliiiightly complicating factor - well, maybe, maybe not - is that we’ve just had a meeting and I’m informed they’re laying off all the engineers (biz strategy, can explain later) … \n\nIn short it’s not the end of the world for me because they’re continuing to pay us for 12 months (for 1 month of which we’re actually employed, and a bit longer we’re legally/contractually employed, and the rest is redundancy - tax free apaz, so I’ll be a bit better off). \n\n*The one problem is referencing* etc, which I’m not sure about. In reality I can afford it - well, for 12 months, but I tend to find jobs quickly - but I’m pretty sure I’d have to disclose it, and anyway I’m sure my company would say so during reference checking, and … yeah a bit of a complication. Could check with them I suppose. Slightly annoying timing. Maybe with an hour to do some Googling etc I’ll know more. I’m sure there’s a solution, because it’s happening all over tech right now (brutally at Google apparently) and there’s no way all these well-paid realistically-trustworthy people are turned down..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5872"},{"timestamp":1676042172,"iso":"2023-02-10T15:16:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, long stream of consciousness there, lol, but I’m just thinking this through… Not a bad thing but complicated in this context","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5873"},{"timestamp":1676042216,"iso":"2023-02-10T15:16:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure they can wait in reality - I mean unless they get another offer AND the other offeror pays them first - or alternatively we risk the money I guess, I’m not sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5874"},{"timestamp":1676042339,"iso":"2023-02-10T15:18:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is all through the parent company, and my employment contract is with them, and they own like half the world and are the biggest asset management firm in the UK, so there’s no worry around them following through / being able to follow through","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5875"},{"timestamp":1676044505,"iso":"2023-02-10T15:55:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m so sorry to hear darling. That is a bit annoying, im sure you’ll find something better if not at the very least as good. Hopefully it shouldn’t impact the referencing so much, the redundancy package probably sweetens the deal. Should I tell them to wait till tomorrow, I think we would get the holding deposit back if we fail the referencing, which I’m sure we won’t.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5876"},{"timestamp":1676050050,"iso":"2023-02-10T17:27:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry, I missed this, it’s been a weirdly busy day","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5877"},{"timestamp":1676050067,"iso":"2023-02-10T17:27:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I mean weirdly busy work-wise mainly, tho I suspect it’ll be a quiet month)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5878"},{"timestamp":1676050120,"iso":"2023-02-10T17:28:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I didn’t realise that about the referencing - I can send now if so, since tbh if I can’t do this then there’s no way I’ll (we’ll) ever find a flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5879"},{"timestamp":1676050161,"iso":"2023-02-10T17:29:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not 1000% certain about agent but you never are, life is uncertain, I could be a brain in a vat, who knows","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5880"},{"timestamp":1676050201,"iso":"2023-02-10T17:30:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure it will be fine, let me know if you can’t, and I can sort it xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5881"},{"timestamp":1676051640,"iso":"2023-02-10T17:54:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, it’s more a matter of finding time, but I guess it’s the end of the day now so nothing’s gonna happen till tomorrow morning (I hope - I’m still v keen not to screw this up)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5882"},{"timestamp":1676051687,"iso":"2023-02-10T17:54:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m getting on a train to go see Tig and Pig, who (can’t recall if mentioned) have been remanded to HMP Cambridge, so hopefully it’ll work if I send on train","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5883"},{"timestamp":1676051759,"iso":"2023-02-10T17:55:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’m sure xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5884"},{"timestamp":1676052112,"iso":"2023-02-10T18:01:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know once you’ve done it, as that bloody estate agent is hounding me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5885"},{"timestamp":1676113969,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:12:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god that wretched estate agent keeps calling me, making me slightly nervous saying he’s got another offer. I would do it, but will have to wait till I get hold of Tim, and he’s on the west coast, hopefully he’s not flying back today 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5886"},{"timestamp":1676114003,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:13:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry, no, let me send it now - it’s not reluctance it’s just distraction and busyness","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5887"},{"timestamp":1676115259,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:34:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok sent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5888"},{"timestamp":1676115273,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:34:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry- it’s been a slightly chaotic couple of days","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5889"},{"timestamp":1676115503,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:38:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5890","attachments":["static/photos/3046b451-a57b-444b-962a-4900ca9423bd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1676115504,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:38:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5891","attachments":["static/photos/b5f7b93d-32b8-443d-9d1f-cba7d826c5fb.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1676115547,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:39:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It seems they’re very much socially connected since I keep hearing about Oli from Fred (I seem to flit between ‘Oli’ and ‘Ollie’, idk)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5892"},{"timestamp":1676115624,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:40:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah, I always thought Ollie was sorta exaggerating and adding colour, but Fred is certainly unimpeachably aristocratic - in an ‘if he isn’t, I don’t know who besides the literal royal family actually is’ kinda way - so I guess Ollie is actually just talking about his life after all, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5893"},{"timestamp":1676115800,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:43:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5894","attachments":["static/photos/bef1745d-a45e-453a-9be4-b68c8b9d7390.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1676115860,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:44:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5895","attachments":["static/photos/cd39f756-52e9-4428-bc10-738330794969.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1676116719,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:58:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh of course I completely understand.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5896"},{"timestamp":1676116773,"iso":"2023-02-11T11:59:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hurrah, let’s hope it’s plain sailing from here and everything checks out.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5897"},{"timestamp":1676241904,"iso":"2023-02-12T22:45:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll drink to that, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5898"},{"timestamp":1676241946,"iso":"2023-02-12T22:45:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think we’ve now been out of Rainsford St roughly as long as we were in it, haven’t we? 😳 (Or maybe not quite, I’m not sure)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5899"},{"timestamp":1676242041,"iso":"2023-02-12T22:47:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We will have in two weeks 🥲🔫","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5900"},{"timestamp":1676242088,"iso":"2023-02-12T22:48:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He should send over the contract tomorrow, after that I’m going to go on a retreat or something for a few weeks, it’s been a horrible 6 months Ahhaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5901"},{"timestamp":1676295623,"iso":"2023-02-13T13:40:23+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling what are you getting to this eve, want to get a drink?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5902"},{"timestamp":1676315311,"iso":"2023-02-13T19:08:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry! Not a whole lot! I’m up for a drink, yeah - I think… Well, I may not be up for one, but I’m willing anyway 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5903"},{"timestamp":1676315341,"iso":"2023-02-13T19:09:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I don’t blame you - I amaze me with how little holiday I somehow have survived on this last couple of years","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5904"},{"timestamp":1676315419,"iso":"2023-02-13T19:10:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dimly recall not being able to a couple of times because of the bloody covid vaccines (I wasn’t anti-vax but vax was anti-me - remembering several appointments weeks apart, and then signing up to get a certificate also weeks before your flight, it just wasn’t gon happen)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5905"},{"timestamp":1676387743,"iso":"2023-02-14T15:15:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So sorry to to miss this darling, I was already deep into a bottle of wine by this stage.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5906"},{"timestamp":1676387752,"iso":"2023-02-14T15:15:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you see the estate agents message,","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5907"},{"timestamp":1676387769,"iso":"2023-02-14T15:16:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5908"},{"timestamp":1676387794,"iso":"2023-02-14T15:16:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know darling, do you fancy doing a winter break, in the next few weeks?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5909"},{"timestamp":1676387803,"iso":"2023-02-14T15:16:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also happy Valentine’s Day 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5910"},{"timestamp":1676465591,"iso":"2023-02-15T12:53:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just about to go through the contract and sign things etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5911"},{"timestamp":1676465617,"iso":"2023-02-15T12:53:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is there anything that you want me to mention to them?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5912"},{"timestamp":1676465645,"iso":"2023-02-15T12:54:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’re being quite square about it being done by 17:00","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5913"},{"timestamp":1676465653,"iso":"2023-02-15T12:54:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But I imagine it’s not too much to do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5914"},{"timestamp":1676465667,"iso":"2023-02-15T12:54:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll breath a sigh a of relief when it’s finally done haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5915"},{"timestamp":1676465684,"iso":"2023-02-15T12:54:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, I’m sorry, been a slightly hectic week - I don’t think there’s anything to mention.. And I don’t think my manager would lie, but he can tell the truth, which is that I’ll be paid for a year… Shit, actually is this a 12 month or 18 month contract? I guess if the latter then it COULD be an issue but 12 months without finding a job seems a bit hard to believe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5916"},{"timestamp":1676465696,"iso":"2023-02-15T12:54:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then again, 6 months without finding a flat 🤷‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5917"},{"timestamp":1676465736,"iso":"2023-02-15T12:55:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Tho I believe - I keep meaning to check this - that this money is paid regardless of when exactly I get a job.. If true, it means in the most likely path I’ll have _more_ money than otherwise, and also more incentive to do it quickly)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5918"},{"timestamp":1676474827,"iso":"2023-02-15T15:27:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it should be fine. Have you sent the deposit over?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5919"},{"timestamp":1676474832,"iso":"2023-02-15T15:27:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve just sent my share now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5920"},{"timestamp":1676474936,"iso":"2023-02-15T15:28:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5921"},{"timestamp":1676478071,"iso":"2023-02-15T16:21:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, I’m really sorry I’ve been so awful - have we had reference checks back etc? I’m not sure I’ve ever been rushed this much to pay a deposit - have not already paid a deposit? Is this not the main, ya know, pre-move-in payment or whatever? Also is it not rather a lot even for that?!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5922"},{"timestamp":1676478105,"iso":"2023-02-15T16:21:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, sorry, these aren’t your questions to answer - I don’t mean to put this on you and I realise I’m being annoying at the last minute - just wanted to share my thoughts but will give him a call","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5923"},{"timestamp":1676478117,"iso":"2023-02-15T16:21:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Once sent it should be through near instantly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5924"},{"timestamp":1676478348,"iso":"2023-02-15T16:25:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no it’s fine, I haven’t given him any references to check it. The online platform is so tedious, can barely do anything with it. You’ve already paid £1000 of the deposit and there is £5000 left to pay and the first month rent.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5925"},{"timestamp":1676478508,"iso":"2023-02-15T16:28:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just sent my share over to them, but as for bank statements, and passport, right to move, and landlord reference is proving difficult, who are you going to use for landlord references, i do t think George will give use one have kieran incinerated the carpet. Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5926"},{"timestamp":1676480149,"iso":"2023-02-15T16:55:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhh the referencing doesn’t need to be done today, just the payment","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5927"},{"timestamp":1676481608,"iso":"2023-02-15T17:20:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you manage to send it, I only ask because my phone is ringing of the hook and I guess it’s the estate agent 👀","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5928"},{"timestamp":1676499977,"iso":"2023-02-15T22:26:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This … I’m really sorry I’ve got to this so late, and expensively late, but I suspect that money is gone. I’ve never been asked to pay before completing references or signing a contract, without which that money has no legal meaning or effect – it’s on par with PayPalling money to a friend*.\n\n(Not to say you need a typed, signed, notarised contract handwritten on vellum by a mediaeval scribe …. but we’d need to be able to prove an agreement _somehow_, afaics)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5929"},{"timestamp":1676500140,"iso":"2023-02-15T22:29:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, £5k left, assuming you paid a similar amount (🫣), and net what I sent already, would suggest something like £10k, if I understand you correctly? That seems way above the legal amount, which would be approx £5k altogether.\n\nThat’s suspiciously close to exactly double, so I think it’s plausible I’m misunderstanding you on this point.\n\nBut the rest alone worries me enough. It seems like they’re in no particular rush to do anything except get us to send them as much money as possible as soon as possible, even though the lack of a contract would give rise to uncomfortable legal uncertainty even _for them_, provided they were a scrupulous agent and not planning to abscond with it. It’s just … it’s a bit sketch, it’s as sketch as a toilet egg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5930"},{"timestamp":1676501227,"iso":"2023-02-15T22:47:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5931","attachments":["static/photos/d0b771a3-b6a5-43ff-99d3-f5ebf470cec1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1676501293,"iso":"2023-02-15T22:48:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5932"},{"timestamp":1676501348,"iso":"2023-02-15T22:49:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As for whether they’re legit or not, what would you suggest we do?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5933"},{"timestamp":1676507726,"iso":"2023-02-16T00:35:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry, I didn’t realise things had gone quite that far - ok that’s good! But they still haven’t done checks, right? Though then again it seems I was indeed misunderstanding you about the amount.. I didn’t know about that >50k/yr rule he mentions in his email - funnily enough it’s not mentioned on Shelter’s guide for tenants which I always use, lol - but he is right, I’ve corroborated that 👍 Ok there’s nothing THAT skeevy then, aside from the referencing and the slightly mad rush for us to pay them as soon as humanly possible, which I just … whenever someone tries to rush me into paying for something, I instantly think “right this person is hiding something” \nHowever I may be wrong, and I’m really sorry either way for my rudeness in all of this - rudeness by omission, not commission, I hope, but none the less rude.. I’ll have a think tonight but *do you know if there’s anything he’s said or done or supplied that you or I couldn’t say or do or supply for a random Airbnb rental?* I’m really really sorry, I’ve acquitted myself very badly, and if it was a ripoff I’ll go halves (since it seems very unfair you pay all of it just for being timely)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5934"},{"timestamp":1676541147,"iso":"2023-02-16T09:52:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling no need to apologise. The online platform they use for referencing is Goodlord, which seems to be quite a big company which a lot of estate agents use, I suspect they would have done their checks with them. I’ll take a another look and see if I can find anything more official to reassure you.\n\nAnd I need to apologise, you’ve not been rude in the slightest xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5935"},{"timestamp":1676544734,"iso":"2023-02-16T10:52:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No need **","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5936"},{"timestamp":1676546859,"iso":"2023-02-16T11:27:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5937"},{"timestamp":1676546876,"iso":"2023-02-16T11:27:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5938"},{"timestamp":1676546879,"iso":"2023-02-16T11:27:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5939"},{"timestamp":1676546896,"iso":"2023-02-16T11:28:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5940"},{"timestamp":1676546925,"iso":"2023-02-16T11:28:45+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5941"},{"timestamp":1676546951,"iso":"2023-02-16T11:29:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5942","attachments":["static/photos/07dd5cd8-cba8-4ac3-bb1b-a315522409a2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1676546976,"iso":"2023-02-16T11:29:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So I don’t think there much question with them not being legit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5943"},{"timestamp":1676547136,"iso":"2023-02-16T11:32:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh interesting - yeah, I’m not as sceptical if we signed the contract - wait, what would the move-in date be, in that case? It does seem to be going rather quickly and it seems strange that they’re QUITE so pushy unless the references have come back yet - I mean, what happens if they’re rejected, which they may very well be? Unless you managed to agree a much earlier move-in date (makes no diff to me, but I assume not)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5944"},{"timestamp":1676552437,"iso":"2023-02-16T13:00:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No it’s still the 26th, did you not get a copy of the contract? Have you sent any references? And I’m sure if it’s rejected all the money will be reimbursed. I’d rather have this squared as soon as possible, I’m sorta of limbo until \nIt Is. I’m going to send mine over this afternoon. I really don’t mean to sound histrionic, but im in such a really precarious situation, and the stress of living out of a suitcase is wearing quite thin on me, I really can’t let this drag out for days 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5945"},{"timestamp":1676561474,"iso":"2023-02-16T15:31:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, no, I don’t think I have, not that I’ve seen, at least… I was about to say: if you want to, you can give them my number, and they can try pestering me instead. They will be fine, I guarantee. They just try their luck for god knows what reason. Anyway I’ll check my spam etc and if I can find their number myself I’ll get in touch and ask some questions, and ask them to call me (i.e. /dev/null, lol) if they want to pester me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5946"},{"timestamp":1676580569,"iso":"2023-02-16T20:49:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect darling 🙌🏼. Faz is a bit relentless with call haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5947"},{"timestamp":1676586088,"iso":"2023-02-16T22:21:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I’m sorry about this - should be done soon! I promise it’ll be fine. Though to be absolutely clear, if this falls through by my own fault, I’ll absolutely make you whole if you’re out of pocket (lol what a glorious and intelligible language we speak) \n\nI’m sure you won’t be, but still - I imagine it’d be the deposit (ie what I paid the other day) that we’d lose, which I’m sure we won’t but would fall neatly to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5948"},{"timestamp":1676894391,"iso":"2023-02-20T11:59:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh it’s fine don’t worry about it. Are you about tomorrow evening?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5949"},{"timestamp":1676991704,"iso":"2023-02-21T15:01:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, the estate just called me telling me they were going to remarier the flat tomorrow morning, if you want don’t sort it, is there anything I can help with?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5950"},{"timestamp":1676991869,"iso":"2023-02-21T15:04:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, I’m sorry, work has been a bit mad with everything that’s going on, and I’ve been a bit sceptical of this estate agent but haven’t quite had time to explain - sorry, are you still around this evening, even early evening perhaps? I can come to you if that’s easier - sorry, not my finest hour","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5951"},{"timestamp":1676991872,"iso":"2023-02-21T15:04:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or several hours","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5952"},{"timestamp":1676992314,"iso":"2023-02-21T15:11:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m free from 17:00, I can meet you at and frogs on Goodge st maybe x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5953"},{"timestamp":1676994147,"iso":"2023-02-21T15:42:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or does later work?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5954"},{"timestamp":1676994379,"iso":"2023-02-21T15:46:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah either works! Sorry! I’ll be there for 5 (unless your timing changes) and will keep my phone on loud, tho liable to be somewhat busy till then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5955"},{"timestamp":1676994889,"iso":"2023-02-21T15:54:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, is there any chance you could make it 5:30, or even 5:15? I just realised I have a meeting from 4:30 - should be finished by 5 realistically, but might be less stressful to avoid the possible clash","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5956"},{"timestamp":1676994947,"iso":"2023-02-21T15:55:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lemme check when my old friend Hemmingfords closes its maybe-office above a charity shop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5957"},{"timestamp":1676998396,"iso":"2023-02-21T16:53:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes, 5:30 works perfect. Sorry I was just at the Drs x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5958"},{"timestamp":1676999422,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:10:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve just arrived at Mr Froggs, so come down whenever x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5959"},{"timestamp":1676999574,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:12:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect - should be 5-10 mins if that’s ok! Sorry! Hope that’s ok - also, worth bringing a laptop?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5960"},{"timestamp":1676999696,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:14:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Great darling, what are like you like to drink? Oh yes maybe so 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5961"},{"timestamp":1677000420,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:27:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, sorry, ok, if this is not over in 1 min I’m gonna hang up and claim technical problems - really sorry - I will be down by 5:30 (+/- a min or two) come rain or shine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5962"},{"timestamp":1677000447,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:27:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Drinks wise, gosh, I don’t really drink - I may go for a tea or coffee but can order when there :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5963"},{"timestamp":1677000470,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:27:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really sorry for making you come down here - I think I’m running up a bit of a moral line of credit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5964"},{"timestamp":1677000705,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:31:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, done, and I‘ll be shod and keyed and down in 2 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5965"},{"timestamp":1677000708,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:31:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really soz","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5966"},{"timestamp":1677000727,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:32:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh really darling, no need to apologise xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5967"},{"timestamp":1677000733,"iso":"2023-02-21T17:32:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Take your time Xo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5968"},{"timestamp":1677006824,"iso":"2023-02-21T19:13:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5969","attachments":["static/photos/baf1685a-9e5e-403f-ab7e-140e0aa15020.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1677006831,"iso":"2023-02-21T19:13:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5970"},{"timestamp":1677012355,"iso":"2023-02-21T20:45:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God, sorry, this is such a mess, and I feel really remiss, and am remiss... It reminds me very much of when I was at my aunt's (as in, my aunt's actual own house) for those few days right after leaving Rainstree, and she offered to go and pick up cat food from Pets Are Us where they had the requisite stuff, and I suddenly realised: it's strange that I feel I ought to go with her, given it's such a totally pointless act of self-sacrifice that detriments me without benefiting her, and that's sorta where I am now. I'm glad I remembered about that 1k that I staked, and I think maybe the best thing for now is that I buy out half of your 'share' that you paid - i.e. I pay you that, consider it split, and split the next half if & when references pass - because ... yeah, basically I feel like I'm in quite a bit of debt to you (figuratively) and not to them (figuratively or literally, until the contract is signed and takes effect, i.e. references pass and we become entitled to the flat in return for the money we're paying). **Also shit it just occurred to me: please dear God tell me that you're not paying your up front portion until these references are back? I suppose I probably should want you to, as it would assuage their concerns at no expense to me, but christ it would be a very very bad idea - that's a whole different size of barrel they'd have us, or you, over.**","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5971"},{"timestamp":1677013062,"iso":"2023-02-21T20:57:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh really you mustn’t feel indebted to me whatsoever. Let me speak to the estate agent, and see if there is something we can do to make it work. Will you pay the the remainder tomorrow morning, if we go and realise it’s all fine? Let me know if so I’ll just go and check on things, and then we can get things sorted, my only worry is that tomorrow if we can’t get this sort it, we’ll lose it, and be back at square one. Which I really dread the thought of.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5972"},{"timestamp":1677013062,"iso":"2023-02-21T20:57:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I come by yours at 8:00? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5973"},{"timestamp":1677013062,"iso":"2023-02-21T20:57:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really hope I’m not being pushy, but I need to get things square asap, my predicament is a bit tedious, so if we don’t move forward with it tomorrow, I’ll probably look for something else, ( not that I want to, I think it would be great living together).","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5974"},{"timestamp":1677013075,"iso":"2023-02-21T20:57:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you sure you’re not comfortable with me paying the remainder?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5975"},{"timestamp":1677013252,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:00:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really don’t think there’s any other way of verifying them 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5976"},{"timestamp":1677013252,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:00:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I thought the land registry would be fine enough, but I suppose the whole thing could be made up.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5977"},{"timestamp":1677013288,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:01:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I totally understand - I mean it’s always been a voluntary arrangement* and you’d have been well within your rights since, well, ever, and especially since I got this place, and doubtless way before now. Basically what I’m trying to say is: you’ve suffered far more on my account than vice versa and I’m absolutely not going to resent you for finally getting realistic about getting yourself a place, if it comes to that.\n\n*at least you’ve owed me nothing; I’ve not detrimentally relied on our plan to get a flat, whereas you have","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5978"},{"timestamp":1677013331,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:02:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tldr: you have absolutely every right to do what you can to get yourself a flat, and always have, and please don’t worry that I’d somehow resent you for it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5979"},{"timestamp":1677013465,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:04:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also re the legit-ness thing, let me have a crumpet and regain my brain power, sorry! But ok 8:00 would work, I think, though there’s absolutely no need - well, god, ok, let me clarify and crumpetfy but yes till then let’s say 8:00 if you really truly are happy to","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5980"},{"timestamp":1677013530,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:05:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry about this - maybe I’m being irrational, I’m under a lot of stress for various reasons - I don’t feel, like, dysthymic or whatever, but I realise that my mental CPU is overloaded and dysfunctional","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5981"},{"timestamp":1677015002,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:30:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, I just thought of something, we have the the landlords account no and SC on the contract, we could verify the payee on a banking app? And seeing as we see she owns the property it may seem more likely what do you think?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5982"},{"timestamp":1677015109,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:31:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh do we? Hmm, interesting, yeah I can’t see how that can fail to be legit - I warn you it leaves SOME doubt (I tried to make it as explicit as possible up front) about eg bad behaviour if the references fail, but it’s prob enough to shrug my shoulders at this point… Sorry, my brain doesn’t seem to have recovered yet but I’m sure it will soon! Actually I should have some caffeine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5983"},{"timestamp":1677015509,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:38:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5984"},{"timestamp":1677015509,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:38:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5985"},{"timestamp":1677015611,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:40:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think that’s solid evidence - sorry, let me just gather my brain… I mean, I’m absolutely sure it’s solid evidence and that my mind won’t somehow change on that one, but I’m a bit too overloaded to recall right now the reasons that I had for holding off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5986"},{"timestamp":1677015630,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:40:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I swear to hog it feels like 5 mins since you left","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5987"},{"timestamp":1677015642,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:40:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho I know it’s been like an hour or more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5988"},{"timestamp":1677015862,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:44:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know darling, I think that solves a large part of the problem, and may save us a trip tomorrow morning lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5989"},{"timestamp":1677015899,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:44:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But just to be sure you definitely want this flat, I would hate to think I was pushing you into something you do t feel comfortable with x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5990"},{"timestamp":1677015981,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:46:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah no that’s not the problem at all - I’d say if it were! I was being honest about the slight impression of smallness, but on balance I still am in favour, and rationally I know it wasn’t small (well, mathematically I know that, ll)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5991"},{"timestamp":1677016140,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:49:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5992","attachments":["static/photos/86e14c96-b8bb-42d6-99db-d93ac458a7ba.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1677016656,"iso":"2023-02-21T21:57:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol he lives in a council house in Essex now, he has very bad from what I remember, and quite an awful personality ahhahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5993"},{"timestamp":1677016807,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:00:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay dokie, shall I drop your keys off this eve then if you’re up, I’ll just pass by, I didn’t get too far.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5994"},{"timestamp":1677017038,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:03:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very bad what? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5995"},{"timestamp":1677017060,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:04:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also sure, only if you want! I’ll never need them and I could always get them if I ever did tho","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5996"},{"timestamp":1677017192,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:06:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Teeth *","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5997"},{"timestamp":1677017583,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:13:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes otherwise I risk losing them haha.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5998"},{"timestamp":1677019584,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:46:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling, I’m just around the corner, do you mind I’d I pop in to use the loo. Sorry about this 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-5999"},{"timestamp":1677019620,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:47:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh no of course not - how far away do you mean? I was gonna come down to the shop anyway so I can walk you out I guess!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6000"},{"timestamp":1677019633,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:47:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh amazing xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6001"},{"timestamp":1677019640,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:47:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just a few mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6002"},{"timestamp":1677019659,"iso":"2023-02-21T22:47:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.523262,-0.136965","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6003"},{"timestamp":1677021354,"iso":"2023-02-21T23:15:54+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh my god we need to close on this flat immediately - I was just awkwardly conversing with the nice man in my newsagent about his job, asking if it’s easy to study or do other work from a laptop while behind the till (since I’d heard of someone doing an online degree that way), and I hastily added “of course I’d _never_ want to do that!” (ie work while studying - I always felt that was a hidden class inequality)\n\nExcept he - I’m pretty sure - interpreted it as “oh, I’d never deign to do your crappy job!” And I knew I was far too strung out to correct myself coherently, so had to just awkwardly shuffle out….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6004"},{"timestamp":1677021655,"iso":"2023-02-21T23:20:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, also, what happened about Kieran’s meth loan? Did he go to the IMF? How on earth was it resolved? God, I can’t believe his gall, complaining that George wouldn’t reply to him as if there were utterly no reason he could perceive","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6005"},{"timestamp":1677022885,"iso":"2023-02-21T23:41:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahah omg lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6006"},{"timestamp":1677022914,"iso":"2023-02-21T23:41:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes maybe you’ll have to use Tesco from now on 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6007"},{"timestamp":1677022985,"iso":"2023-02-21T23:43:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think he just forgot to bank transfer him, I’m anycase George wasn’t happy. I’m sure he sorted it, but yeah maybe didn’t get a good vibe from him, considering it was his first/second order lol.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6008"},{"timestamp":1677056219,"iso":"2023-02-22T08:56:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hey did you manage to get that sent.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6009"},{"timestamp":1677056249,"iso":"2023-02-22T08:57:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me speak with them\nAnd see if they can delay or whatever.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6010"},{"timestamp":1677057238,"iso":"2023-02-22T09:13:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6011","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1677057414,"iso":"2023-02-22T09:16:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6012","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1677057434,"iso":"2023-02-22T09:17:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, they’re asking for my bank details so they can refund the deposit ….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6013"},{"timestamp":1677057462,"iso":"2023-02-22T09:17:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you not send it over yesterday?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6014"},{"timestamp":1677057732,"iso":"2023-02-22T09:22:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay after going back and fourth with him on the phone he said he would extend it to noon. He said the only thing set to lose is the security deposit.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6015"},{"timestamp":1677061125,"iso":"2023-02-22T10:18:45+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6016","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1677063553,"iso":"2023-02-22T10:59:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6017","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1677063804,"iso":"2023-02-22T11:03:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, they will reject the contract outright by noon, if that money isn’t sent, I can send it if it’s an issue, but not quite sure you actually want to ahead.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6018"},{"timestamp":1677065132,"iso":"2023-02-22T11:25:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6019","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1677065891,"iso":"2023-02-22T11:38:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6020","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1677067195,"iso":"2023-02-22T11:59:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6021","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1677067413,"iso":"2023-02-22T12:03:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The landlord no longer wants to proceed with us because of the delay.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6022"},{"timestamp":1677096478,"iso":"2023-02-22T20:07:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Goodness, I’m quite surprised I haven’t heard you, is everything okay?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6023"},{"timestamp":1677096581,"iso":"2023-02-22T20:09:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, I don’t know why I didn’t get any notifications for these - I think my brain has been a bit scattered and I woke up far too late, but I didn’t hear back from them to my email to say that their site seemed to be broken for me, and I couldn’t submit my signing of the contract (or whatever you’d call it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6024"},{"timestamp":1677096611,"iso":"2023-02-22T20:10:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m sure it’ll be fine whenever it’s fixed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6025"},{"timestamp":1677096620,"iso":"2023-02-22T20:10:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is just standard estate agent brinksmanship","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6026"},{"timestamp":1677097729,"iso":"2023-02-22T20:28:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well actually when I tried to take the contract for myself they told me the landlord didn’t want to rent to me 🙁","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6027"},{"timestamp":1677101166,"iso":"2023-02-22T21:26:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really?? Wait, how do you mean? Literally on your own? Or with someone else? And they said no on the grounds that we (well, I) had taken too long? Sorry if so - I could see if my aunt has or knows anywhere else in London that you could rent? I think I’ve just had a slight sense of unreality about it, that it was unlikely these reference checks would pass (regardless of whether they should), and that somehow it didn’t quite feel safe to send this fairly large amount of money to some guy we met once with a supposed office in the attic of a charity shop… Have they sent your money back then? (I don’t _think_ they’ve sent mine but then I wouldn’t expect them to - I only say because it means I’ve’n’t much sense either way of whether they’re legit… In the non-legit path I’d expect them to offer some ‘last chance’ option for more money, possibly the up front payment)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6028"},{"timestamp":1677102061,"iso":"2023-02-22T21:41:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might go take a look at the flats that the estate agent across the road has, since that seemed to have far better stuff when I looked that one time, but I’ve not really bothered to cross the road and look since. I assume you’re gonna be going for whatever you can find first, so if I see a nice one I’ll let you know but obv I’ll assume nothing. Sorry about all this. I don’t know why there’s been so little. Perhaps we should’ve taken the Berners St one. Actually probably we should have. Is it the macroeconomy right now? Are we paying too little? Wanting too much? 2 bathrooms is maybe a factor but, like I’ve said, I dunno if I’d really be any happier with the alternative than you’d be. Sorry that this one came at such a bad time. I don’t … I can’t think right now and I’m meant to be working and aargh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6029"},{"timestamp":1677102524,"iso":"2023-02-22T21:48:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might go see this one: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59857321/ It’s at the bottom of Great Portland St in that kinda cool void, that grid of a few streets literally just off Oxford Circus to the north east. Anyway I don’t expect nothing from you, I’m sorry about everything, I’ll let you know if I have an offer form and a video and everything ready to go, but either way I’m sorry for wasting so much time, mea gravissima culpa, and I’ll do what I can to help if you’re looking for somewhere on your own. God my brain is totally gone, I’m sorry if any or all of this makes little or no sense","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6030"},{"timestamp":1677102983,"iso":"2023-02-22T21:56:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus I think I just had some sort of seizure or something - went to sit down after writing this and I don’t remember _precisely_ the choreography but I must’ve somehow missed or froze up or whatever and ended up on the floor sorta … seizing? idk lol … for what felt like maybe a minute but I only have a semi-conscious memory. I’m a bit weirded out by this. Feel like maybe, probably, it’s the stress, or some indirect effect like not eating or drinking enough, but maybe I’ve genuinely fucked up my brain with the meth or something. 😳 (This is not included for sympathy, and mostly not really for your benefit so much as because I can never think to myself on my own)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6031"},{"timestamp":1677144603,"iso":"2023-02-23T09:30:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg darling, are you, I’m sorry! How are you feeling now? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6032"},{"timestamp":1677194720,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:25:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no don’t be, I feel like that reads like a sick note or something… Nah I do feel mostly better today tho something is definitely wrong with me and I’ve had almost the same thing a few times (didn’t actually spaz out again - to channel Raz - but felt like I was about to… it’s definitely not a panic attack or whatever because I feel ok and relatively calm, but something is rotten in the state of … me)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6033"},{"timestamp":1677194740,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:25:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no I don’t want to be too woe is me about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6034"},{"timestamp":1677194753,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:25:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Woe is both of us, definitely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6035"},{"timestamp":1677194929,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:28:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh sweetie, I’ll pop by tomorrow if you’re free xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6036"},{"timestamp":1677195934,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:45:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, do you want to try to put another offer on for the great new port street","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6037"},{"timestamp":1677195948,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:45:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perhaps a few hundred more than the original","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6038"},{"timestamp":1677195997,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:46:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh that sounds good, and yes sure but idk about spending more - well, maybe let’s agree the rooms first, so we actually know what we’re doing, if that works?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6039"},{"timestamp":1677196114,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:48:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we offer 4500, and do maybe a 2200 and 2300","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6040"},{"timestamp":1677196119,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:48:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You can choose the room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6041"},{"timestamp":1677196127,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:48:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can run it by the then tomrrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6042"},{"timestamp":1677196154,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:49:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah that seems too uneven - though of course yes in the sense that I’d be happy to pay that or slightly more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6043"},{"timestamp":1677196164,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:49:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ie not less","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6044"},{"timestamp":1677196169,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:49:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But we’d have to act fast, as in send the money tout suite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6045"},{"timestamp":1677196188,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:49:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not overly bothered with the price","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6046"},{"timestamp":1677196200,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:50:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, I think my concerns are assuaged - let me think it over tonight but I’ll make a decision either way by tomorrow morn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6047"},{"timestamp":1677196201,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:50:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we try our luck?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6048"},{"timestamp":1677196212,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:50:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah I guess we’d have a 6 month break","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6049"},{"timestamp":1677196234,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:50:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And in the ultimate nightmare situation where something befalls us and we can’t pay, let’s be realistic, they’ll be reasonable about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6050"},{"timestamp":1677196251,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:50:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s in no one’s interest to turn the flat into a debtors’ gaol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6051"},{"timestamp":1677196278,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:51:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If we offer it tomorrow morning, would you be able to sort the payments by the evening? Just to sweeten the deal.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6052"},{"timestamp":1677196377,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:52:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In principle yeah, I suppose… I mean, let me think about it, because I’m not sure the same concerns don’t apply as before, but I have a bit more time at least and should be able to quickly answer those questions and get references done etc … Have they spoken to you about this?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6053"},{"timestamp":1677196428,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:53:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well they sent the money back to me, so it’s certainly not a scam","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6054"},{"timestamp":1677196436,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:53:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When I asked it by myself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6055"},{"timestamp":1677196455,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:54:15+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is the résponse i got","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6056"},{"timestamp":1677196475,"iso":"2023-02-23T23:54:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6057","attachments":["static/videos/30029de0-4316-4ab7-b9f0-5ea3debd14ed.opus"]},{"timestamp":1677196916,"iso":"2023-02-24T00:01:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What time can you give me an answer by?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6058"},{"timestamp":1677197109,"iso":"2023-02-24T00:05:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I hate to sound pushy, but I’m going to have to sort other things tomorrow, so it may be good if this could still be an option.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6059"},{"timestamp":1677197131,"iso":"2023-02-24T00:05:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, that _is_ a pretty common feature of scams (we saw that a lot at Monzo - and some people got very rich from Madoff because they [either very luckily or knowingly] withdrew a lot of money - and it’d be the same logic here, you may ‘take it out’ but you’ll rapidly put it back in for the same reason you first did, and it’s a numbers game), but I guess it maybe counts for something… \n\nSorry, I don’t mean to be annoying, I’m just wondering if this is coming from them, or what they’ve said to you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6060"},{"timestamp":1677197205,"iso":"2023-02-24T00:06:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Crucially you’ll put it back in and more besides, because your confidence has been buoyed by their giving it back, which is exactly the reason your confidence _shouldn’t be_ buoyed by their giving it back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6061"},{"timestamp":1677197311,"iso":"2023-02-24T00:08:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry about all this - I know I’m being very annoying given everything so far, but I’m trying to keep rational about the decisions ahead of us now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6062"},{"timestamp":1677197348,"iso":"2023-02-24T00:09:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yes it should be doable to … wait, let me think about the best way of actually giving myself (and you and Tim!) confidence that this is legit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6063"},{"timestamp":1677197369,"iso":"2023-02-24T00:09:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I don’t mean subjective confidence but, well, safety I guess)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6064"},{"timestamp":1677197790,"iso":"2023-02-24T00:16:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If we can push forward with it tomorrow, and it is a scam I will of course reimburse you. I think if you set out with the idea of it being a scam then it’s not going to work.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6065"},{"timestamp":1677197860,"iso":"2023-02-24T00:17:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will you be awake at 8ish tomorrow, and we can ask them, that is if you feel comfortable with proceeding","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6066"},{"timestamp":1677228565,"iso":"2023-02-24T08:49:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling, can you let me know in the next few hours what your decision is and I can give them a call, otherwise I’ll very reluctantly have to put a security deposit down on another flat.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6067"},{"timestamp":1677243623,"iso":"2023-02-24T13:00:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, I’m sorry, I’ve been in a total and utter haze, I don’t know what’s going on with me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6068"},{"timestamp":1677243685,"iso":"2023-02-24T13:01:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Of course please don’t wait around on my account - I’m going down to the office (my office) so I’ll swing by their office on the way back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6069"},{"timestamp":1677243737,"iso":"2023-02-24T13:02:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No need to wait, you can put down a deposit if you like - for my part I’m confident that, whatever estate agent bullshit they say, it’ll be available today as it was the day before and the day before that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6070"},{"timestamp":1677246106,"iso":"2023-02-24T13:41:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They haven’t said if they are will reconsider the offer again, let me know when you send it and I’ll do it straight after, but I don’t want to send it and then have to have it sent back, it’s too much of a waste of time. I really think today is the final chance ( if we have it), but please please let me know if you will do it day, I don’t get my hopes up. I’m really sorry, I know I’m being antsy but I will feel a lot less stressed once this is sorted, ordinarily I’d be fine but with everything going on at the moment, I’m going to end up in the looney bin.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6071"},{"timestamp":1677253610,"iso":"2023-02-24T15:46:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, apparently the landlord is away for the weekend, so won’t be able to consider the offer till Monday. However , the estate agent said if you send over your references by then, as in the copy of your passport, three months worth of bank states, your employers details and a landlord reference, he imagines it will be fine.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6072"},{"timestamp":1677324066,"iso":"2023-02-25T11:21:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you about today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6073"},{"timestamp":1677325594,"iso":"2023-02-25T11:46:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, I’m really sorry, I think I’ve just developed a sort of learned helplessness with this stuff… I mean, now that you’ve got the money back, that removes a lot of the morally vexing aspect. < got here, don’t have time to carry on rambling, but tldr: yeah I’m around and I’m broadly in favour of going ahead although I’m not TOTALLY sure about its prudence","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6074"},{"timestamp":1677331060,"iso":"2023-02-25T13:17:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh fab, will you be in 3ish?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6075"},{"timestamp":1677336189,"iso":"2023-02-25T14:43:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In at 3? Yeah absolutely - feeling a bit groggy but yeah I’m around (I really ought to figure out what’s the matter with me)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6076"},{"timestamp":1677336703,"iso":"2023-02-25T14:51:43+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Actually can we make it 4, sorry I’m just running around, the tube has been an absolute nightmare 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6077"},{"timestamp":1677337470,"iso":"2023-02-25T15:04:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it doesn’t matter at all to me - tho you really don’t have to come at all! I’m worried that I won’t be able to say much else that’s new… Well, I’ll at least have a think now and clarify my mind :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6078"},{"timestamp":1677338820,"iso":"2023-02-25T15:27:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I won’t stay long, it’s on my way to the Eurostar anyway x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6079"},{"timestamp":1677338863,"iso":"2023-02-25T15:27:43+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nice ok that’s good, haha - Paris? Or some awful place like Brussels?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6080"},{"timestamp":1677338905,"iso":"2023-02-25T15:28:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or Bruxelles or whatever they say (even a Brexity friend of mine calls it that so I figure maybe I’m behind the times)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6081"},{"timestamp":1677340537,"iso":"2023-02-25T15:55:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh Paris darling. Alex is joining me to searcys champagne bar would you like yo come to?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6082"},{"timestamp":1677340561,"iso":"2023-02-25T15:56:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure! You mean now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6083"},{"timestamp":1677340994,"iso":"2023-02-25T16:03:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6084"},{"timestamp":1677341011,"iso":"2023-02-25T16:03:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just around the corner from yours darling xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6085"},{"timestamp":1677341016,"iso":"2023-02-25T16:03:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you there already? Will hop in a cab","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6086"},{"timestamp":1677341039,"iso":"2023-02-25T16:03:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, was replying from notification pull-down thingie","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6087"},{"timestamp":1677341126,"iso":"2023-02-25T16:05:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No we’re on Goodge st","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6088"},{"timestamp":1677341149,"iso":"2023-02-25T16:05:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.519661,-0.134616","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6089"},{"timestamp":1677341176,"iso":"2023-02-25T16:06:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As it’s in the way x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6090"},{"timestamp":1677341528,"iso":"2023-02-25T16:12:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can Alex come up briefly?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6091"},{"timestamp":1677341534,"iso":"2023-02-25T16:12:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"To use to loo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6092"},{"timestamp":1677424558,"iso":"2023-02-26T15:15:58+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling so good to see you yesterday, please send me the bill for my share of the drinks. Did you manage to send all that stuff to the estate agent? God, I’m so sorry to be so neurotic, I’m not usually like this, I’m not sure what’s wrong with me atm haha. I really hope they’ll accept everything tomorrow morning 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6093"},{"timestamp":1677453471,"iso":"2023-02-26T23:17:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh sorry, yes I did, yes, yesterday, when Alex was here! Let’s see how it goes…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6094"},{"timestamp":1677453558,"iso":"2023-02-26T23:19:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And nah don’t worry about drinks, it’ll come out in the wash","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6095"},{"timestamp":1677505042,"iso":"2023-02-27T13:37:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh marvellous, hopefully we can get this back wrapped up today 🤞🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6096"},{"timestamp":1677578854,"iso":"2023-02-28T10:07:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, did the estate agent get back to you, he told me he wouldn’t put forward the offer till he spoke to you about the bank statements?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6097"},{"timestamp":1677579060,"iso":"2023-02-28T10:11:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh, let me check! That sounds ominous, haha - has he reached out to my references? Because I’d have thought that would be the real issue, unless he’s concerned about my ATM withdrawals 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6098"},{"timestamp":1677579077,"iso":"2023-02-28T10:11:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yes sorry I’ll check - no need to answer really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6099"},{"timestamp":1677579652,"iso":"2023-02-28T10:20:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahah well quite, I don’t think it was that, he seems to think you only earn 40k a year lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6100"},{"timestamp":1677579690,"iso":"2023-02-28T10:21:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I’m not sure that would be enough to pay rent alone lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6101"},{"timestamp":1677579710,"iso":"2023-02-28T10:21:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe he’s interpreted the wrong payment as my salary - I do have other incomings","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6102"},{"timestamp":1677579719,"iso":"2023-02-28T10:21:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll iron it out with him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6103"},{"timestamp":1677579800,"iso":"2023-02-28T10:23:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6104","attachments":["static/photos/276eda29-3ced-44f2-9011-5f0766219a74.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1677580661,"iso":"2023-02-28T10:37:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well quite, I doubt that would cover your drug tab lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6105"},{"timestamp":1677589660,"iso":"2023-02-28T13:07:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just reread this, and I’m so sorry, that’s such a bad joke 😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6106"},{"timestamp":1677594663,"iso":"2023-02-28T14:31:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god no sorry I just missed it - haha no I doubt it would 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6107"},{"timestamp":1677594717,"iso":"2023-02-28T14:31:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Even my unnecessary Uber tab (was reflecting to Alex that that tube back from that Old St viewing was the only time I’ve ever taken public transport while living here, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6108"},{"timestamp":1677596127,"iso":"2023-02-28T14:55:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darling, you wouldn’t do well If you were poor lol. Did that estate agent get back to you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6109"},{"timestamp":1677596176,"iso":"2023-02-28T14:56:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6110"},{"timestamp":1677596238,"iso":"2023-02-28T14:57:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6111","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1677596275,"iso":"2023-02-28T14:57:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve emailed him - there wasn’t a particularly good time for me to call, since I’ve got quite a meeting/call packed day, but I can make time if he absolutely must","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6112"},{"timestamp":1677596308,"iso":"2023-02-28T14:58:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose both conmen and estate agents like to do anything possible to avoid putting things in writing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6113"},{"timestamp":1677596341,"iso":"2023-02-28T14:59:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol he’s such a pain, 😫😫","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6114"},{"timestamp":1677597288,"iso":"2023-02-28T15:14:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean If you could that’d be great, but it seems he’s not even going to give our offer to the landlord. 🫠 they’re so tricky to deal with.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6115"},{"timestamp":1677597385,"iso":"2023-02-28T15:16:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m utterly lost at this, I have to say… I’m not sure if they’ve even contacted my (parent) company… In fact I’m quite sure they haven’t, because their interpretation of my bank statements would be (a) totally unnecessary in the first place, and (b) the least of their worries","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6116"},{"timestamp":1677597705,"iso":"2023-02-28T15:21:45+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well quite, it is odd. The whole thing has been rather stressful 😩. What do you think we should do?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6117"},{"timestamp":1677603578,"iso":"2023-02-28T16:59:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no idea to be quite honest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6118"},{"timestamp":1677603590,"iso":"2023-02-28T16:59:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bit stumped","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6119"},{"timestamp":1677603751,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:02:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Doesn’t seem entirely legit, doesn’t seem entirely illegit - beginning to think it’s either a shoddy scam or another kind of scam than I’d imagined… or maybe just a very odd estate agent, fuck knows","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6120"},{"timestamp":1677605432,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:30:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6121","attachments":["static/photos/4aae485e-32ea-49e3-9eb6-46dd330e61ef.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1677605462,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:31:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God it’s so exhausting.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6122"},{"timestamp":1677605505,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:31:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah this is a bit bizarre - I guess it’s the old catch 22: if they don’t pursue it then it’s clearly legit, whereas if it’s not legit then - as I’m coming to expect - they’ll follow up with some further ‘last chance’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6123"},{"timestamp":1677605526,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:32:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, not strictly a catch 22, both of those are very possible but they just suck, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6124"},{"timestamp":1677605544,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:32:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you currently got your money? Or is it back to them?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6125"},{"timestamp":1677605668,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:34:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No they sent it back 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6126"},{"timestamp":1677606233,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:43:53+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think Im ready to call it quits on it, it’s all so boring.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6127"},{"timestamp":1677606269,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:44:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s probably a good attitude to take, tbh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6128"},{"timestamp":1677606277,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:44:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m ready to call it quits or not to","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6129"},{"timestamp":1677606290,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:44:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose I’m weakly disposed in favour of it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6130"},{"timestamp":1677606345,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:45:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In any case I’m quite keen to get somewhere asap - not that I mind if you get somewhere on your own (I can always get somewhere else) but I want somewhere more amenable to the cats, and also I can’t squat here forever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6131"},{"timestamp":1677606381,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:46:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmmmmmm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6132"},{"timestamp":1677606383,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:46:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64043081/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6133"},{"timestamp":1677606399,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:46:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No inside photos yet, but Bourdon St is gorgeous and that building is especially so - very enticing…..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6134"},{"timestamp":1677606564,"iso":"2023-02-28T17:49:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/59118584/ this looks so nice until you reach photo 9/11 which is possibly the most comically, bathetically dismal photo I’ve ever seen","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6135"},{"timestamp":1678066517,"iso":"2023-03-06T01:35:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Random thought, if you’re still looking for a place and in full awareness that you may not wish to go through this again, but … this looks just about nice enough and cheap enough to get provisionally if we could get a 6-month break clause, while looking for other places: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63852434/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6136"},{"timestamp":1678092020,"iso":"2023-03-06T08:40:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes, I will take a look xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6137"},{"timestamp":1678404686,"iso":"2023-03-09T23:31:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’m done with work from tomorrow and officially free, and it feels like my brain this evening has weirdly disentangled itself from all that, aaand the cats are back since yesterday, so I’m now pretty keen to find somewhere even if it’s crap and even if it’s temporary - but no worries if you’re not, I’ll be looking either way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6138"},{"timestamp":1678404718,"iso":"2023-03-09T23:31:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(As in, from today, really - I’m free from now)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6139"},{"timestamp":1678405202,"iso":"2023-03-09T23:40:02+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, let’s find somewhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6140"},{"timestamp":1678405217,"iso":"2023-03-09T23:40:17+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But can we find something where the move in is immediate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6141"},{"timestamp":1678405232,"iso":"2023-03-09T23:40:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really can’t hack in Mile end anymore","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6142"},{"timestamp":1678405302,"iso":"2023-03-09T23:41:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was just thinking: to be honest even if you came to live here, in some crazy god knows what kind of arrangement, that would be preferable to any more time alone… I do have money (as I occasionally have to remind myself) and could move and restructure things as much as possible, but yeah I think I’m just losing my mind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6143"},{"timestamp":1678405346,"iso":"2023-03-09T23:42:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘Alone’ wasn’t meant to sound like I’m lonely, lol, more that I’m going (or have long since gone) stir crazy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6144"},{"timestamp":1678405486,"iso":"2023-03-09T23:44:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awww that would be quite sweet, thank you. Im out of London till Tuesday, can we try to sort some viewings","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6145"},{"timestamp":1678406644,"iso":"2023-03-10T00:04:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, let’s! God I can’t wait to be out of here or just with other human beings","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6146"},{"timestamp":1678407397,"iso":"2023-03-10T00:16:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaand with that I’m in bed and off to sleep at midnight for the first time in … well, possibly the only time since moving here 😦 God I feel like such a weight has been lifted… maybe it was work after all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6147"},{"timestamp":1678407945,"iso":"2023-03-10T00:25:45+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you free Tuesday night? Shall we meet up to discuss x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6148"},{"timestamp":1678408051,"iso":"2023-03-10T00:27:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that sounds like a good plan! And I’ll have a look tomorrow morn at what’s avail :) Sorry about the past six months… god, anyway, looking forward to this rare deliberate sleep 😴","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6149"},{"timestamp":1678445601,"iso":"2023-03-10T10:53:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes please do darling xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6150"},{"timestamp":1678528056,"iso":"2023-03-11T09:47:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol it would seem they’re not getting any takers \nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64152707/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6151"},{"timestamp":1678735335,"iso":"2023-03-13T19:22:15+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling I’ve forwarded you two emails","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6152"},{"timestamp":1678735358,"iso":"2023-03-13T19:22:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For a flat in Belgravia and one in South Kensington, they’re really quite gorgeous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6153"},{"timestamp":1678735364,"iso":"2023-03-13T19:22:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lmk what you think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6154"},{"timestamp":1678735880,"iso":"2023-03-13T19:31:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64159031/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6155"},{"timestamp":1678737814,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:03:34+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh thanks! Will take a look!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6156"},{"timestamp":1678737835,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:03:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Holborn one looks rather incredible - wait let me check the lox","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6157"},{"timestamp":1678737837,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:03:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Loc*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6158"},{"timestamp":1678737865,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:04:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh actually that’s not bad at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6159"},{"timestamp":1678737973,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:06:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s a dingy little road, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not a horrible location - just across Clerkenwell Rd (or whatever it is at that pt) is Lambs Conduit St, which is lovely, really cool place to live, has a La Fromagerie, etc - if only we were on that side, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6160"},{"timestamp":1678737989,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:06:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though it’s v close to GOSH so there are always some tearful parents in all the cafes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6161"},{"timestamp":1678738597,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:16:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64067072/ why is this so incongruously well furnished for a £3k flat? I love all the floors, and what I think is a coffee table on what I think is a carved-out marble section of flooring","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6162"},{"timestamp":1678739664,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:34:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh darling I’ve viewing that, one I was going to send you the video, but once I took a look out the window, it was filled with dead pigeons stuck in a net lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6163"},{"timestamp":1678739738,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:35:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we just get this one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6164"},{"timestamp":1678739752,"iso":"2023-03-13T20:35:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But take a look at the two via email I think\nYou’ll love them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6165"},{"timestamp":1678741881,"iso":"2023-03-13T21:11:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha brilliant","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6166"},{"timestamp":1678741885,"iso":"2023-03-13T21:11:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The dead pigeons I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6167"},{"timestamp":1678741940,"iso":"2023-03-13T21:12:20+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I don’t seem to have any emails? Strange.. What address did you send it to?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6168"},{"timestamp":1678746333,"iso":"2023-03-13T22:25:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit I meant to ask: does Edward have any more rooms available? I’m happy to pay. It’s for someone I’ve been chatting to on/off Grindr. (Not a sexual/romantic thing - that’s off the menu the second I’m helping someone, lest I become Jamison, so just asking on behalf of a fellow human being!) Basically he drew the short straw in life. Care homes, social workers, all that stuff. Not something I have experience of, but I showed his messages to my mum and she seemed to think they checked out. (","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6169"},{"timestamp":1678746417,"iso":"2023-03-13T22:26:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah dammit why do I always do this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6170"},{"timestamp":1678747272,"iso":"2023-03-13T22:41:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, was trying to text while walking around Tesco, which is a fucking nightmare.. The TLDR is: he’s a sweet kid, just turned 18, very cute, going to be eaten up by the Jamisons and the Lesters of the world, or by sleeping rough (though that’s bad too), etc etc. Seems well spoken and polite and overall a nice person. My mum does seem to think he could do more to get help through the system, but it’s hard to blame him as an 18 year old who’s evidently been through a lot of shit. Totally fine if not - if there just isn’t a room or if it’s too much an unknown quantity - but it’d be a great help if there is one! Obv I’ll check with others too :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6171"},{"timestamp":1678775564,"iso":"2023-03-14T06:32:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awww sweetie, you’re such a good soul 😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6172"},{"timestamp":1678775637,"iso":"2023-03-14T06:33:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s really kind of you and I’m sure Edward would give him my room as soon as I leave which hopefully will be quite soon lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6173"},{"timestamp":1678775710,"iso":"2023-03-14T06:35:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://images.chestertons.co.uk/assets/r/chips/che/FCL/23/FCL230046_02-JPG-l-768x0.jpg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6174"},{"timestamp":1678775769,"iso":"2023-03-14T06:36:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.chestertons.co.uk/en-gb/property-to-rent/gb/south+kensington/fcl230046?sentID=128758532&tid=128758532&utm_campaign=FCL230046&utm_content=property_match_-_online&utm_medium=email&utm_source=match&utm_term=more+images","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6175"},{"timestamp":1678786292,"iso":"2023-03-14T09:31:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you make of this, it’s available right now \nhttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64136446/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6176"},{"timestamp":1678810636,"iso":"2023-03-14T16:17:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nice!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6177"},{"timestamp":1678810647,"iso":"2023-03-14T16:17:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Taking a look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6178"},{"timestamp":1678811221,"iso":"2023-03-14T16:27:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also thanks, sorry, I’ve just had this guy around, though he’s gone somewhere now, I suspect to get out of my hair - he’s actually very sweet and totally a best case scenario, I was a bit apprehensive that it might be much worse","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6179"},{"timestamp":1678811378,"iso":"2023-03-14T16:29:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not ‘worse’ as in, like, dangerous, but just, like, not presentable - but no he’s very sweet and polite and whatever, I have no idea how, it’d be quite understandable if he weren’t","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6180"},{"timestamp":1678876687,"iso":"2023-03-15T10:38:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you free today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6181"},{"timestamp":1678878261,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:04:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am, yup, totally! 👋 when are you around?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6182"},{"timestamp":1678878284,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:04:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"All day, I’m flat hunting 🥲🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6183"},{"timestamp":1678878311,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:05:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I come round and we can try sort a few viewings if you like? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6184"},{"timestamp":1678878340,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:05:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sounds good! When would you get here?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6185"},{"timestamp":1678878364,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:06:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"13:00?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6186"},{"timestamp":1678878378,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:06:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool! See ya then :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6187"},{"timestamp":1678879924,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:32:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64175808/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6188"},{"timestamp":1678880015,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:33:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64167871/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6189"},{"timestamp":1678880112,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:35:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/63629102/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6190"},{"timestamp":1678880166,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:36:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64130461/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6191"},{"timestamp":1678880292,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:38:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64083946/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6192"},{"timestamp":1678880327,"iso":"2023-03-15T11:38:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/54902768/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6193"},{"timestamp":1678884909,"iso":"2023-03-15T12:55:09+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.516167,-0.134562","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6194"},{"timestamp":1678884921,"iso":"2023-03-15T12:55:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just around the corner x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6195"},{"timestamp":1678885171,"iso":"2023-03-15T12:59:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6196","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1678885177,"iso":"2023-03-15T12:59:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6197","attachments":["static/photos/2bdb0d91-a6c2-43e7-a5a3-794a547f2af6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1678885185,"iso":"2023-03-15T12:59:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, no clue why this keeps happening","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6198"},{"timestamp":1678885196,"iso":"2023-03-15T12:59:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And sorry, missed your texts - are you downstairs?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6199"},{"timestamp":1678885197,"iso":"2023-03-15T12:59:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh how weird","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6200"},{"timestamp":1678885204,"iso":"2023-03-15T13:00:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes just arrived x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6201"},{"timestamp":1678885216,"iso":"2023-03-15T13:00:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect, I’ll come down, will be one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6202"},{"timestamp":1678894350,"iso":"2023-03-15T15:32:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/55246390/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6203"},{"timestamp":1678894468,"iso":"2023-03-15T15:34:28+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6204","attachments":["static/photos/45082ce7-0849-4c0b-8755-9e1518e38be1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1678895158,"iso":"2023-03-15T15:45:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Monzo_bank_statement_2023_03_01-2023_03_15_37.pdf • 13 pages document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6205"},{"timestamp":1678895555,"iso":"2023-03-15T15:52:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6206"},{"timestamp":1678896392,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:06:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64184125/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6207"},{"timestamp":1678896427,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:07:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64181033/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6208"},{"timestamp":1678896496,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:08:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64080387/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6209"},{"timestamp":1678897055,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:17:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/64174161/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6210"},{"timestamp":1678897823,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:30:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sleep well too thanks for doing WAY MORE then u need to do for me I appreciate it sm. I am very comfortable its rare I enjoy someone’s company like this Lol. it’s lovely talking to u I’m happy we get along and can talk for ages I feel like I’m at home and very safe. I rarely enjoy someone’s company this much like it doesn’t even feel akward with u lol and normally getting to know slmeone is. It’s been very tough but this feels like the big break I’ve been waiting for , for so long and it’s all thanks to u. All this bad luck and now I’m getting insane luck by running into one of the most caring and supportive people I’ve ever known. I’m lit honoured to know u for the help and just how nice it is to be around u. Sorry for the essay lol but just thank u sm sleep well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6211"},{"timestamp":1678897823,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:30:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When u wake up if I haven’t woken up please wake me up hopefully i will be I want to go meet a friend","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6212"},{"timestamp":1678897823,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:30:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also since this is something I’d ask before waking slmeone up u can like push me to wake me up or something lol. I’m always conscious some people might be upset if I where to touch them while they where sleeping maybe too careful but always best to make sure beforehand in the small chance that it might upset someone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6213"},{"timestamp":1678897823,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:30:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hi just thought I’d text to update u. I just left to go see my friend idk what time il be coming back but whenever it is ok try and make it work around when ur home as I didn’t take the keys with me. I couldn’t sleep last night st all so I’m sorry if my shuffling about woke u up at any point. Final thing when u started the process of wiping ur phone it was taking ages so I just figured I’d just cancel and delete all the apps and shit without realising that I don’t know the password so now I can’t log in lmfao. Also thinking about it more I should of just waited especially when u have sensitive info saved on browsers and stuff. I lit just deleted the apps i saw on Home Screen and logged Into YouTube and Spotify the phone is on the floor by my “bed” so if u want to log in and wipe it urself go ahead it’s no big deal to me il do it when I get home it not. Sorry tho that was incredibly impatient and stupid of me lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6214"},{"timestamp":1678897823,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:30:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The more I think about it the more stupid it sounds omfg lmfao I’d blame it on being shattered but I’m usually this dumb lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6215"},{"timestamp":1678897823,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:30:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Currently getting my hair done as it looked like a lions mane this morning it’s not by much tho as I like it long. Thank god I didn’t wake u up I was so paranoid the whole time lmfao I kept trying to get the cat to stop being so noisy lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6216"},{"timestamp":1678897823,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:30:23+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m so happy it’s all good with the phone I realised how much of a dick move it was was kinda scared to tell u lol but I’m glad it’s alright.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6217"},{"timestamp":1678898050,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:34:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6218"},{"timestamp":1678898173,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:36:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"29 Rodmarton Street, Marylebone, London, W1U 8BL\nAvailable 17th April / Furnished \nhttps://www.knightfrank.com/mrq012372492","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6219"},{"timestamp":1678899580,"iso":"2023-03-15T16:59:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noli_me_tangere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6220"},{"timestamp":1678901022,"iso":"2023-03-15T17:23:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50364/neutral-tones","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6221"},{"timestamp":1678903791,"iso":"2023-03-15T18:09:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6222"},{"timestamp":1678903932,"iso":"2023-03-15T18:12:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So yeah, like I was saying, 20-30 years - and shamefully we didn’t give a toss when it was at its worst (as I understand) in the early 00s, nor before that when they were doing it to the Uyghurs originally","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6223"},{"timestamp":1678904055,"iso":"2023-03-15T18:14:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which I remember distinctly because, along with vegetarianism, it was one of my distinct childhood feelings of “am I right? how on earth can it be that these people are being killed and harvested for their organs and yet the adults I know, who get upset about me hitting my sister or whatever, couldn’t give less of a fuck?”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6224"},{"timestamp":1678905225,"iso":"2023-03-15T18:33:45+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Who’s Lars Newbould? Sounds very grand.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6225"},{"timestamp":1678957379,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:02:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6226","attachments":["static/photos/d9770fdb-b832-4edb-8252-be39b1da7a6d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1678957386,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:03:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wish I could reciprocate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6227"},{"timestamp":1678957413,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:03:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Still good to meet you entoute at 11?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6228"},{"timestamp":1678957419,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:03:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god - yeah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6229"},{"timestamp":1678957429,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:03:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah absolutely!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6230"},{"timestamp":1678957445,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:04:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve been awake for like 20 minutes, it’s been horrible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6231"},{"timestamp":1678957452,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:04:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There’s some enormous light in the sky","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6232"},{"timestamp":1678957459,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:04:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Gahahahhahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6233"},{"timestamp":1678957471,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:04:31+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you wake naturally again? 🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6234"},{"timestamp":1678957544,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:05:44+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it’s been so horrible - nah though I was up till like 1am chatting to this guy, and I’m really glad he’s here, he’s such a sweet human being","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6235"},{"timestamp":1678957573,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:06:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"100% best case scenario","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6236"},{"timestamp":1678957642,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:07:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yes no it’s been horrible waking up all early","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6237"},{"timestamp":1678958051,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:14:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awww bless, did you find out anymore about him?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6238"},{"timestamp":1678960232,"iso":"2023-03-16T09:50:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I did, yeah, so: he’s not called Ash at all, that’s his friend’s name which for complex phone-related reasons is still on his WhatsApp, but he’s called Ryan, which he did say at some point but I forgot - he also didn’t remember my name so I guess we’re even.. And his mum died a few years ago, which explains the mystery about only talking about his dad.. Uh, I’m pretty damn sure he’s 18, and I’m still not sure what went on with his dad (not that I really need to know) but he was talking generically about rape and child sexual abuse so if I had to speculate then that seems likely - and he did mention his dad is a policeman, so, short of being in the clergy, I’m not sure there could be a better candidate, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6239"},{"timestamp":1678964682,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:04:42+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry just coming now darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6240"},{"timestamp":1678964689,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:04:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be outside in 2 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6241"},{"timestamp":1678964714,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:05:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool! See ya in a mo!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6242"},{"timestamp":1678964747,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:05:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you thinking of coming in or should we head off right away? I’m assuming the latter if it’s still at 11:15?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6243"},{"timestamp":1678964764,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:06:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I think the latter is best x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6244"},{"timestamp":1678964873,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:07:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m p","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6245"},{"timestamp":1678964886,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:08:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.519444,-0.135836","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6246"},{"timestamp":1678964947,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:09:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just outside x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6247"},{"timestamp":1678964950,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:09:10+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.519073,-0.136711","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6248"},{"timestamp":1678964953,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:09:13+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6249"},{"timestamp":1678964958,"iso":"2023-03-16T11:09:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok perfect, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6250"},{"timestamp":1678983089,"iso":"2023-03-16T16:11:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is the DFW clip I meant, re Edward & Kieran & cleaning: https://youtu.be/GwS5pEfcQNk?t=1550\n(Just that 30 second bit from there)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6251"},{"timestamp":1678987412,"iso":"2023-03-16T17:23:32+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"OMG","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6252"},{"timestamp":1678987418,"iso":"2023-03-16T17:23:38+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6253"},{"timestamp":1678987427,"iso":"2023-03-16T17:23:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"did that estate agent call you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6254"},{"timestamp":1678987536,"iso":"2023-03-16T17:25:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh lol did he? Sorry, I get so many spam calls from recruiters etc that I only pick up when I’m expecting one (or obv when it’s a known number)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6255"},{"timestamp":1678987641,"iso":"2023-03-16T17:27:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahah yes, I told him you were probably busy so anyway, he wanted to verify your salary lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6256"},{"timestamp":1678987657,"iso":"2023-03-16T17:27:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think he put the offer through anyway so we should know by later today, or the latest tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6257"},{"timestamp":1678987841,"iso":"2023-03-16T17:30:41+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I can send him my employer’s details if he likes? I always thought it was strange that they need to ask you (one) for details to identify your (one’s) salary.. Like, surely that’s not much verification if they’re getting the contact details from you? I’d do what we advised our geriatric customers at Monzo, namely never to trust an incoming call or whatever & to get the switchboard number from the company’s site and call them directly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6258"},{"timestamp":1678987848,"iso":"2023-03-16T17:30:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tldr: can supply details if helps","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6259"},{"timestamp":1678988043,"iso":"2023-03-16T17:34:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I think it should be fine for now x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6260"},{"timestamp":1679042148,"iso":"2023-03-17T08:35:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6261"},{"timestamp":1679052788,"iso":"2023-03-17T11:33:08+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, are you still around today, to do flat stuff? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6262"},{"timestamp":1679054331,"iso":"2023-03-17T11:58:51+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, sorry, yes, definitely!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6263"},{"timestamp":1679054341,"iso":"2023-03-17T11:59:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Likewise about Soho one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6264"},{"timestamp":1679054396,"iso":"2023-03-17T11:59:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And oh sorry, will let him know! Which flat is that?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6265"},{"timestamp":1679054406,"iso":"2023-03-17T12:00:06+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh is that Bond St?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6266"},{"timestamp":1679055350,"iso":"2023-03-17T12:15:50+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes Bond st, he’s doing a bit of back and forth with the current tenants to try speed up the move in date, so that will bide us some time before we have to do anything, and then hopefully hear about the soho one.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6267"},{"timestamp":1679055580,"iso":"2023-03-17T12:19:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does 2:30 work for you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6268"},{"timestamp":1679055627,"iso":"2023-03-17T12:20:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sounds good to me! And yeah, hopefully not the Bond St one - definitely Soho is my fave","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6269"},{"timestamp":1679055633,"iso":"2023-03-17T12:20:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll take a look at any new ones too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6270"},{"timestamp":1679063651,"iso":"2023-03-17T14:34:11+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry just delayed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6271"},{"timestamp":1679063658,"iso":"2023-03-17T14:34:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will be with you soon x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6272"},{"timestamp":1679065600,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:06:40+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.516396,-0.130412","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6273"},{"timestamp":1679065614,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:06:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just around the corner x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6274"},{"timestamp":1679066044,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:14:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6275","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1679066057,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:14:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, ducking microphone thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6276"},{"timestamp":1679066077,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:14:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If nows not a good time, I can get a drink across the st x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6277"},{"timestamp":1679066086,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:14:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no now is fine - are you outside?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6278"},{"timestamp":1679066093,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:14:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Doesn’t look like you are but may be wrong","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6279"},{"timestamp":1679066099,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:14:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"GPS wise I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6280"},{"timestamp":1679066112,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:15:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just 1 minute away x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6281"},{"timestamp":1679066209,"iso":"2023-03-17T15:16:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just here now x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6282"},{"timestamp":1679074338,"iso":"2023-03-17T17:32:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6283","attachments":["static/photos/19a2a9b1-985d-459a-8527-68fd72005644.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679077159,"iso":"2023-03-17T18:19:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_against_perpetuities","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6284"},{"timestamp":1679077376,"iso":"2023-03-17T18:22:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6285"},{"timestamp":1679077893,"iso":"2023-03-17T18:31:33+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Revolting_Prostitutes:_The_Fight_for_Sex_Workers%27_Rights","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6286"},{"timestamp":1679077942,"iso":"2023-03-17T18:32:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6287","attachments":["static/photos/2348da00-fc6b-4a54-af04-38c87bbb37b2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679077942,"iso":"2023-03-17T18:32:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6288","attachments":["static/photos/69d21fa8-b5d3-483e-8b28-a98095624c6f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679077942,"iso":"2023-03-17T18:32:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6289","attachments":["static/photos/e5c32d68-2476-48b6-9b44-de2d8ff36893.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679083139,"iso":"2023-03-17T19:58:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling Alex and I, are next door at Mr Foggs getting a drink, would you like to come by, or shall I come by after. I realised I left my glasses there lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6290"},{"timestamp":1679083392,"iso":"2023-03-17T20:03:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’ll come by in a few mins if that works?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6291"},{"timestamp":1679083427,"iso":"2023-03-17T20:03:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Excellent 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6292"},{"timestamp":1679084451,"iso":"2023-03-17T20:20:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we get you a drink darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6293"},{"timestamp":1679098491,"iso":"2023-03-18T00:14:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is Brendan still on his way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6294"},{"timestamp":1679098505,"iso":"2023-03-18T00:15:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lot just arrived","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6295"},{"timestamp":1679098520,"iso":"2023-03-18T00:15:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol\nJesus Christ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6296"},{"timestamp":1679098527,"iso":"2023-03-18T00:15:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It must be driving you spare","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6297"},{"timestamp":1679147283,"iso":"2023-03-18T13:48:03+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6298"},{"timestamp":1679147290,"iso":"2023-03-18T13:48:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s as if we live in France","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6299"},{"timestamp":1679157300,"iso":"2023-03-18T16:35:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ I just stumbled on this while searching WhatsApp for a totally different thing, and it very well sums up what I was trying to say yesterday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6300"},{"timestamp":1679157340,"iso":"2023-03-18T16:35:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah the train drivers are an exception to my natural support for strikers (eg certainly NHS strikes etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6301"},{"timestamp":1679157372,"iso":"2023-03-18T16:36:12+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They _are_ paid a preposterous amount of money, and they _are_ holding the country hostage - they’re the Albanians of strikes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6302"},{"timestamp":1679157445,"iso":"2023-03-18T16:37:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then again we could make it better by nationalising the railway companies and possibly enslaving the workers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6303"},{"timestamp":1679163165,"iso":"2023-03-18T18:12:45+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha quite, hopefully we can get driverless cars soon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6304"},{"timestamp":1679304814,"iso":"2023-03-20T09:33:34+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/54910160/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6305"},{"timestamp":1679304850,"iso":"2023-03-20T09:34:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you think this one could work as a contingency?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6306"},{"timestamp":1679314752,"iso":"2023-03-20T12:19:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you about later to go over flats later darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6307"},{"timestamp":1679315599,"iso":"2023-03-20T12:33:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry yes I am!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6308"},{"timestamp":1679315637,"iso":"2023-03-20T12:33:57+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yes I like the look of that! Tho Fitzsq maybe a bit far north (tho my mem is dim)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6309"},{"timestamp":1679320349,"iso":"2023-03-20T13:52:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s not too far from Goodge St, I’ve been looking on zoopla and nothing has come on which make me more inclined to go the the Bond St one at this stage 😩","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6310"},{"timestamp":1679320537,"iso":"2023-03-20T13:55:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll still stuck in the the countryside, so I I’ll let me know when I’m on my way back x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6311"},{"timestamp":1679330701,"iso":"2023-03-20T16:45:01+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh, I don’t think I’ll be able to make it back today, are you free tomorrow. Can I give you a call, I really wouldn’t mind just getting the ball rolling on the bond st one, what do you think?!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6312"},{"timestamp":1679358205,"iso":"2023-03-21T00:23:25+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit sorry I’ve been so busy, I’ve just set an alarm to call first thing tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6313"},{"timestamp":1679358236,"iso":"2023-03-21T00:23:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually I’ll check Zoopla now just in case there’s anything else","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6314"},{"timestamp":1679358287,"iso":"2023-03-21T00:24:47+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also quickly, another thing on my list: Ryan (boy) ‘s friend had the modafinil you gave me like 6 months ago and she found it really helped - I don’t suppose you remember where you got it? I remember some sites so no big deal, it’s mainly a formality, but just wanted to check _just in case_, in case she wanted to get it from the same source 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6315"},{"timestamp":1679379745,"iso":"2023-03-21T06:22:25+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes the Modafinal, I know I have stacks of the stuff in storage. Yes let me take a look for you, I remember I used to buy so much, they’d throw in some Viagra lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6316"},{"timestamp":1679388133,"iso":"2023-03-21T08:42:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6317","attachments":["static/photos/c02e3c7c-ed19-4899-8542-a9a58124e5db.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679388172,"iso":"2023-03-21T08:42:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha no way! I’m sure she’d buy some if you do have some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6318"},{"timestamp":1679388189,"iso":"2023-03-21T08:43:09+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah I think that’s reasonable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6319"},{"timestamp":1679388243,"iso":"2023-03-21T08:44:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is this for Bond St? It seems a bit bizarre that we can’t split payment in that way - I can’t quite see why on logical grounds, but regardless yeah that should be fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6320"},{"timestamp":1679388311,"iso":"2023-03-21T08:45:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Unless it’s that they don’t ‘trust’ me (eg based on employment references etc, as I expect) and you’d be effectively covering me somehow, and they don’t want it only to cover your share … or something like that, I just woke up, sorry!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6321"},{"timestamp":1679389829,"iso":"2023-03-21T09:10:29+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not sure, they haven’t got any of your references yet.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6322"},{"timestamp":1679389882,"iso":"2023-03-21T09:11:22+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you about this morning, I arrive into London at 10:30, and then I’m milling around central waiting to get my eyebrows done.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6323"},{"timestamp":1679389892,"iso":"2023-03-21T09:11:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit - something weird seems to be going on with my email, let me double check! Was this from the same time that you missed (I think) the ‘h’ or something like that?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6324"},{"timestamp":1679389900,"iso":"2023-03-21T09:11:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah I’m around!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6325"},{"timestamp":1679389923,"iso":"2023-03-21T09:12:03+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Boy seems to be out at the mo but I have no clue why or where - will check - but shouldn’t matter either way\n(I mean obv it doesn’t matter to me or him, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6326"},{"timestamp":1679391995,"iso":"2023-03-21T09:46:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect darling, shall I come by around that time?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6327"},{"timestamp":1679392011,"iso":"2023-03-21T09:46:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll send my location when I arrive in Waterloo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6328"},{"timestamp":1679395327,"iso":"2023-03-21T10:42:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.516205,-0.130290","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6329"},{"timestamp":1679395350,"iso":"2023-03-21T10:42:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Should be with you in 10/15 does that work darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6330"},{"timestamp":1679395957,"iso":"2023-03-21T10:52:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6331","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1679396426,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:00:26+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry yes of course!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6332"},{"timestamp":1679396456,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:00:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I just realise I have an appointment at 11:30","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6333"},{"timestamp":1679396474,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:01:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I come by later this afternoon if you’re free?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6334"},{"timestamp":1679396490,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:01:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhhh that’s actually quite good, if that’s ok w you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6335"},{"timestamp":1679396497,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:01:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As in, like, after the appt, if you mean that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6336"},{"timestamp":1679396500,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:01:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or else whenever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6337"},{"timestamp":1679396517,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:01:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6338","attachments":["static/photos/97d2e92e-127a-424e-840f-04b2966d61f4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679396556,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:02:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll try to sort this out when it comes, as long as you’re sure?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6339"},{"timestamp":1679396719,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:05:19+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6340"},{"timestamp":1679398084,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:28:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6341","attachments":["static/photos/3af9a3ed-c067-414c-8a24-2d324bed7621.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679398101,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:28:21+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait let’s hold off till you get here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6342"},{"timestamp":1679398122,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:28:42+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just haven’t had an energy drink and, though I did feel sure, I’m not sure I’m now equipped to answer this question","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6343"},{"timestamp":1679398208,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:30:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll check my money in the in between time - I’m pretty sure I haven’t got it yet, and I should check when exactly it comes in, bc it’s sometime in the next few days but it’s possible it might be just about long enough for them to claim (as they presumably would have last time, for CovGar, if I’d complained) that we ran out the clock and effectively dropped out of the deal","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6344"},{"timestamp":1679398454,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:34:14+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes good idea","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6345"},{"timestamp":1679398470,"iso":"2023-03-21T11:34:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes we don’t want that haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6346"},{"timestamp":1679403535,"iso":"2023-03-21T12:58:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also wow, sorry, I missed this - ubi est? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6347"},{"timestamp":1679403541,"iso":"2023-03-21T12:59:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait not ‘also’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6348"},{"timestamp":1679404435,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:13:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not sure what it’s called, I’ll find out the name for you.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6349"},{"timestamp":1679404461,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:14:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just leaving Notting hill now, so I should be with you in 20, does that work?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6350"},{"timestamp":1679404472,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:14:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that sounds good! See ya then :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6351"},{"timestamp":1679406457,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:47:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry just coming now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6352"},{"timestamp":1679406470,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:47:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs, no difference to me!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6353"},{"timestamp":1679406507,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:48:27+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6354"},{"timestamp":1679406513,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:48:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just downstairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6355"},{"timestamp":1679406555,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:49:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait I’m lost haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6356"},{"timestamp":1679406557,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:49:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You’re here?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6357"},{"timestamp":1679406749,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:52:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"?? sorry I’ll head down in 1 min if I don’t hear back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6358"},{"timestamp":1679406764,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:52:44+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6359"},{"timestamp":1679406772,"iso":"2023-03-21T13:52:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahh ok I’ll head down, 1 sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6360"},{"timestamp":1679413770,"iso":"2023-03-21T15:49:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw why does bank transfer not work?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6361"},{"timestamp":1679413778,"iso":"2023-03-21T15:49:38+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(If you know!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6362"},{"timestamp":1679413816,"iso":"2023-03-21T15:50:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I don’t mean to be a logistical nightmare, I promise I’m not going to delay for a week and then ruin the deal again 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6363"},{"timestamp":1679413845,"iso":"2023-03-21T15:50:45+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And JLL is obv legit!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6364"},{"timestamp":1679417339,"iso":"2023-03-21T16:48:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit I meant to say earlier but got distracted: I don’t have enough money till I’m paid, so it’s failed - I can call in my loan to Roman if it would help? Sorry, I’m shambolic with money, I tend to just give away or lend whatever I don’t need, and I think having Ryan here has maybe screwed up my instinctive sense of accounting… I didn’t bother to check becaus I somehow formed the idea that you were planning to pay this, and also just assumed I hadn’t run myself that dry - but totally understand if you’d sooner not take it in turns given my last ‘turn’ did not exactly instil confidence","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6365"},{"timestamp":1679417453,"iso":"2023-03-21T16:50:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway sorry, let me know if you’d like to split and it’ll prob be an hour or two getting the money back from Roman - he did offer to pay back earlier and he has the money but as always I said not to worry and to pay back on time / when suits, tho he won’t have burned through all his student loan (which is what it is) anywhere near yet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6366"},{"timestamp":1679418124,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:02:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh no bother, I called the estate agent, after all that, he’ll accept a bank transfer lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6367"},{"timestamp":1679418196,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:03:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh ok good - that still obv doesn’t change my situation now (sorry for asking above! irrelevant now!) but I’m happy to call in the Roman loan (a) if you prefer to split this bit (quite understandably!) and (b) if we can wait a couple of hours max (which I promise we can!!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6368"},{"timestamp":1679418606,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:10:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just outside darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6369"},{"timestamp":1679418616,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:10:16+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah cool, one sec!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6370"},{"timestamp":1679419116,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:18:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6371","attachments":["static/photos/900b40d4-f38e-4444-a775-5fe5079cae7d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679419739,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:28:59+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6372","attachments":["static/photos/1f269615-8ebe-4857-9a23-37200d7f69cd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679420124,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:35:24+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6373","attachments":["static/photos/21f1cbf6-043f-4b10-96b3-41e5ff3b261a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679420140,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:35:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6374","attachments":["static/photos/1a9290db-3464-4029-936a-c8fc70d317bd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679420148,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:35:48+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6375","attachments":["static/photos/88a7a032-323f-40b1-9e3c-6804465fe107.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679421257,"iso":"2023-03-21T17:54:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Has Tim bluevelvetted you? 😳😳😳","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6376"},{"timestamp":1679422274,"iso":"2023-03-21T18:11:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6377","attachments":["static/photos/740c1d1f-bc8b-491a-97f3-80cc63874362.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679422913,"iso":"2023-03-21T18:21:53+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6378","attachments":["static/photos/ef6b743e-25fe-4bde-9e67-0fef413565bb.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679423160,"iso":"2023-03-21T18:26:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, I don’t suppose you’d be able to check for the modafinil at any point prior to tomorrow? 👀 I’m happy to pay - well, actually I guess not too much given my brief financial straits, but I don’t think she’d want too many (I guess she’d be ordering it for herself ultimately if she found it helpful, or maybe getting the NHS to prescribe or fuck knows what)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6379"},{"timestamp":1679428998,"iso":"2023-03-21T20:03:18+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes absolutely, I’ll take a look tomorrow at the unit. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6380"},{"timestamp":1679439106,"iso":"2023-03-21T22:51:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you free tomorrow afternoon, to work out the referencing stuff, I think as soon as we get an answer on that we can work out our next move, if it doesn’t go through? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6381"},{"timestamp":1679439106,"iso":"2023-03-21T22:51:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry to be so obessive about this, I just really need to have this sorted asap x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6382"},{"timestamp":1679439152,"iso":"2023-03-21T22:52:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, yes, I’ll do it this eve but there’s prob not much rush if they can wait 5 biz days for money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6383"},{"timestamp":1679439159,"iso":"2023-03-21T22:52:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll try to do it this eve*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6384"},{"timestamp":1679439172,"iso":"2023-03-21T22:52:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also let’s do tomorrow either way, absolutely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6385"},{"timestamp":1679439184,"iso":"2023-03-21T22:53:04+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho I hope not too much trub for you to come up here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6386"},{"timestamp":1679441896,"iso":"2023-03-21T23:38:16+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No not at all, I’ll be relived when it’s done, plus I want to see if the references will be accepted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6387"},{"timestamp":1679483726,"iso":"2023-03-22T11:15:26+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you free around 2:30? I’m going to head to my storage unit before hand to try and get some Modafinal. They’ve sent reference stuff, which they said will get an answer pretty quickly with xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6388"},{"timestamp":1679484598,"iso":"2023-03-22T11:29:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah of course! Sorry, will do reference thing now, it’s been a hellish night","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6389"},{"timestamp":1679484897,"iso":"2023-03-22T11:34:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no, what happened?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6390"},{"timestamp":1679484935,"iso":"2023-03-22T11:35:35+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nothing especially bad, sorry, maybe I was being a bit queeny- I’ll explain when you’re here perhaps! Nothing relevant to the flat hunt at least!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6391"},{"timestamp":1679492892,"iso":"2023-03-22T13:48:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry just running a bit behind, will be with you in 20","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6392"},{"timestamp":1679495120,"iso":"2023-03-22T14:25:20+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.516197,-0.134043","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6393"},{"timestamp":1679495135,"iso":"2023-03-22T14:25:35+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just on my way is now still a good time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6394"},{"timestamp":1679495588,"iso":"2023-03-22T14:33:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit sorry, yes!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6395"},{"timestamp":1679495590,"iso":"2023-03-22T14:33:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6396","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1679495598,"iso":"2023-03-22T14:33:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, wasn’t looking at my phone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6397"},{"timestamp":1679495611,"iso":"2023-03-22T14:33:31+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have put the thing on loud - v soz","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6398"},{"timestamp":1679495627,"iso":"2023-03-22T14:33:47+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6399"},{"timestamp":1679495634,"iso":"2023-03-22T14:33:54+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just down\nStairs x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6400"},{"timestamp":1679495641,"iso":"2023-03-22T14:34:01+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahh ok cool cool, one sec!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6401"},{"timestamp":1679505842,"iso":"2023-03-22T17:24:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6402","attachments":["static/photos/3bc7f1ad-606c-4a8a-8996-ffba8b7f6898.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679506076,"iso":"2023-03-22T17:27:56+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://cpm.well.ox.ac.uk/person/professor-anneke-lucassen-cpm-director","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6403"},{"timestamp":1679506088,"iso":"2023-03-22T17:28:08+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.ndm.ox.ac.uk/team/anneke-lucassen","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6404"},{"timestamp":1679506177,"iso":"2023-03-22T17:29:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://citywire.com/wealth-manager/news/jm-finn-manager-exits-to-join-former-colleagues-at-raymond-james/a1592897","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6405"},{"timestamp":1679529160,"iso":"2023-03-22T23:52:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6406"},{"timestamp":1679562889,"iso":"2023-03-23T09:14:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha this aged very well 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6407"},{"timestamp":1679577064,"iso":"2023-03-23T13:11:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you free atm, do you mind if I come by. We just have to finish one thing with the flat xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6408"},{"timestamp":1679577450,"iso":"2023-03-23T13:17:30+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also I desperately need to charge my phone. 😰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6409"},{"timestamp":1679577469,"iso":"2023-03-23T13:17:49+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhhh shit sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6410"},{"timestamp":1679577472,"iso":"2023-03-23T13:17:52+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes please do!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6411"},{"timestamp":1679577512,"iso":"2023-03-23T13:18:32+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there any chance you’d be able to get the modafinil? I’m so sorry - no prob if not, just on Boy’s behalf","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6412"},{"timestamp":1679577564,"iso":"2023-03-23T13:19:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, I’ll take a look in my storage unit today.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6413"},{"timestamp":1679577921,"iso":"2023-03-23T13:25:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not sure where in the unit it is, but will try my best, it’s all a huge mess atm haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6414"},{"timestamp":1679579997,"iso":"2023-03-23T13:59:57+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry my phone died 😰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6415"},{"timestamp":1679580036,"iso":"2023-03-23T14:00:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you mind if I swing by around 16:30, god I’m so disorgansied today 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6416"},{"timestamp":1679582054,"iso":"2023-03-23T14:34:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry, no I’ve been terribly disorganised, but yeah absolutely come around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6417"},{"timestamp":1679590873,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:01:13+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, did you get an email from the homelet people?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6418"},{"timestamp":1679591079,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:04:39+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, shit, I’ll check now!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6419"},{"timestamp":1679591099,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:04:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just leaving the gym, I’ll call by","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6420"},{"timestamp":1679591112,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:05:12+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have to get hair stuff on Goodge st anyway x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6421"},{"timestamp":1679591128,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:05:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If that’s okay of course, god, I feel like your stalker haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6422"},{"timestamp":1679592546,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:29:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6423","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1679592715,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:31:55+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are guy stuck about darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6424"},{"timestamp":1679592951,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:35:51+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Still about ** sorry my fat thumbs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6425"},{"timestamp":1679593142,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:39:02+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6426"},{"timestamp":1679593147,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:39:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry sorry sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6427"},{"timestamp":1679593155,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:39:15+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Been stuck in deep conversation, I’m so sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6428"},{"timestamp":1679593170,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:39:30+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I had WhatsApp open on my phone and so it basically ignored your notifications","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6429"},{"timestamp":1679593296,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:41:36+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh really no need to apologise, I’m not far, do you want to come for a quick drink?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6430"},{"timestamp":1679593341,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:42:21+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m at the duke or York, I was in my way to yours but took a pit stop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6431"},{"timestamp":1679593343,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:42:23+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6432"},{"timestamp":1679593349,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:42:29+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh, I don’t suppose you want to come here? For longwinded reasons it’s hard to terminate conversation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6433"},{"timestamp":1679593360,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:42:40+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But otherwise can come if better, I’m easy-ish","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6434"},{"timestamp":1679593361,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:42:41+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I hope I’m not being pushy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6435"},{"timestamp":1679593379,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:42:59+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I can come I’ll be 5/10 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6436"},{"timestamp":1679593454,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:44:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gosh I’m so sorry for being so useless and making you do this! See ya soon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6437"},{"timestamp":1679594050,"iso":"2023-03-23T17:54:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just downstairs darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6438"},{"timestamp":1679598207,"iso":"2023-03-23T19:03:27+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6439"},{"timestamp":1679655166,"iso":"2023-03-24T10:52:46+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How is it going with your two love birds? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6440"},{"timestamp":1679662814,"iso":"2023-03-24T13:00:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very well! It's been so sweet, haha - I've enjoyed the vicarious warmth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6441"},{"timestamp":1679662818,"iso":"2023-03-24T13:00:18+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Howzitgwan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6442"},{"timestamp":1679663613,"iso":"2023-03-24T13:13:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awww bless. Did you get any sleep? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6443"},{"timestamp":1679665657,"iso":"2023-03-24T13:47:37+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I did! It was horrid! I can see that weird glowing orb in the sky again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6444"},{"timestamp":1679665745,"iso":"2023-03-24T13:49:05+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw, if you _do_ happen to come by any time today, is there _any_ chance you’d be able to procure the modafinil? (Obv im v happy to pay whatever’s needed - and if you happen to know the source, that’d be awesome too, but no stress, I realise my favour account is overdrawn)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6445"},{"timestamp":1679666799,"iso":"2023-03-24T14:06:39+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, I’ll definitely be at my storage unit, so will try dig some out. Not sure about timings, as I’m going for tea with a friend in Canonbury, but will keep you posted x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6446"},{"timestamp":1679672793,"iso":"2023-03-24T15:46:33+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6447"},{"timestamp":1679674018,"iso":"2023-03-24T16:06:58+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha poor Jacques indeed - I can see what you mean, he's a bit too nice/gentle to be sexually alluring, but I'd much sooner be liked & not lusted after than lusted after & not liked","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6448"},{"timestamp":1679674066,"iso":"2023-03-24T16:07:46+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And thanks! No rush at all, and sorry for the fuss! Hope I didn't go on too much about whatever last night - was a bit out of sorts from not sleeping for the first time in ages","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6449"},{"timestamp":1679676546,"iso":"2023-03-24T16:49:06+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no darling, you were a hoot xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6450"},{"timestamp":1679698309,"iso":"2023-03-24T22:51:49+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I managed to get some dexamphetmine, much better than Modafinal. I can drop it round tomorrow if that works xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6451"},{"timestamp":1679700028,"iso":"2023-03-24T23:20:28+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh they managed to send the contract over. Shall we go through it and sign tomorrow xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6452"},{"timestamp":1679769472,"iso":"2023-03-25T18:37:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6453"},{"timestamp":1679769476,"iso":"2023-03-25T18:37:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Up to much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6454"},{"timestamp":1679772017,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:20:17+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit sorry I missed this! Yes I’m not bad! Not up to much! Tho don’t have much meth & can’t get Brendo to reply, so it’d have to be demethylated sadly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6455"},{"timestamp":1679772457,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:27:37+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awww sweetie, poor you that sucks.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6456"},{"timestamp":1679772480,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:28:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha I know","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6457"},{"timestamp":1679772490,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:28:10+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just mopping around Mile End, god I’ve had enough of east London to last me a life time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6458"},{"timestamp":1679772491,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:28:11+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bastard bloody Brendan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6459"},{"timestamp":1679772502,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:28:22+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s very public spirited of you, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6460"},{"timestamp":1679772504,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:28:24+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And kieran floating around like a ghost","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6461"},{"timestamp":1679772516,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:28:36+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah you can’t be rid of him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6462"},{"timestamp":1679772547,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:29:07+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank god Alex gave me some Benzos, otherwise I’d probably slit my wrists in the bath","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6463"},{"timestamp":1679772554,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:29:14+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol this reminds me of the last all-company meeting, which no one else from our (doomed) engineering team attended, which I attended digitally with ‘Banquo’ as my middle name","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6464"},{"timestamp":1679772607,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:30:07+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6465","attachments":["static/photos/9fbefe06-5c02-4d48-9ae7-b13bcc98c83c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1679772956,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:35:56+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6466"},{"timestamp":1679772964,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:36:04+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LMAO","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6467"},{"timestamp":1679773008,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:36:48+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I have a few pills of that dexamphetamine for your lodger","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6468"},{"timestamp":1679773012,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:36:52+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is he still there?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6469"},{"timestamp":1679773025,"iso":"2023-03-25T19:37:05+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m surprised you having started killing each other","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6470"},{"timestamp":1679774570,"iso":"2023-03-25T20:02:50+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah he’s still here!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6471"},{"timestamp":1679774815,"iso":"2023-03-25T20:06:55+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gosh I’m so fond of him.. Nah he’s been great, and it was so sweet to see him with his girlfriend the other day","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6472"},{"timestamp":1679774959,"iso":"2023-03-25T20:09:19+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, I dunno, just - after months of Grindr and shit - seeing him looking at her like nothing else in the world mattered, it’s the sweetest & purest thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6473"},{"timestamp":1679818886,"iso":"2023-03-26T09:21:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awww, that is quite sweet. In the same way Kieran looks at his sister? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6474"},{"timestamp":1679867819,"iso":"2023-03-26T22:56:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"LOL sorry I didn’t get this earlier!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6475"},{"timestamp":1679867822,"iso":"2023-03-26T22:57:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Omg lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6476"},{"timestamp":1679867828,"iso":"2023-03-26T22:57:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe not that lovingly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6477"},{"timestamp":1679867846,"iso":"2023-03-26T22:57:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know how I missed this, sorry for my delayed reaction to this classic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6478"},{"timestamp":1679927712,"iso":"2023-03-27T15:35:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol not at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6479"},{"timestamp":1679927731,"iso":"2023-03-27T15:35:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you free tomorrow morning to finish everything off with the flat? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6480"},{"timestamp":1679955682,"iso":"2023-03-27T23:21:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, absolutely! Let's do it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6481"},{"timestamp":1679955726,"iso":"2023-03-27T23:22:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, we've had Ryan's girlfriend Ash over, and, while I love them both and they're lovely people, they are very fucking excitable and loud and I think it's probably driven my brain a bit distracted / even lower productivity lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6482"},{"timestamp":1679955753,"iso":"2023-03-27T23:22:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Also I compulsively talk to both or either of them lol - meth and ADHD never a good combo)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6483"},{"timestamp":1679999564,"iso":"2023-03-28T11:32:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha oh darling, is Ash still there?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6484"},{"timestamp":1679999573,"iso":"2023-03-28T11:32:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I come by around 1?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6485"},{"timestamp":1680002852,"iso":"2023-03-28T12:27:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6486"},{"timestamp":1680002854,"iso":"2023-03-28T12:27:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6487","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1680002858,"iso":"2023-03-28T12:27:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just talking to girlfriend now but yes come","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6488"},{"timestamp":1680006427,"iso":"2023-03-28T13:27:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.516483,-0.130402","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6489"},{"timestamp":1680006435,"iso":"2023-03-28T13:27:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Should be About 5 mins xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6490"},{"timestamp":1680006721,"iso":"2023-03-28T13:32:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect! See ya soon!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6491"},{"timestamp":1680007281,"iso":"2023-03-28T13:41:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just downstairs darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6492"},{"timestamp":1680013138,"iso":"2023-03-28T15:18:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6493"},{"timestamp":1680013361,"iso":"2023-03-28T15:22:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Flat D, 97 New Bond St","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6494"},{"timestamp":1680019568,"iso":"2023-03-28T17:06:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just round the corner x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6495"},{"timestamp":1680019697,"iso":"2023-03-28T17:08:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just downstairs darling x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6496"},{"timestamp":1680033444,"iso":"2023-03-28T20:57:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god darling, I’m so sorry for being such a tweaker today, I’m so bloody high. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6497"},{"timestamp":1680035888,"iso":"2023-03-28T21:38:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha yes you were definitely grenfelling that pipe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6498"},{"timestamp":1680035905,"iso":"2023-03-28T21:38:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assumed it was Kieran-induced","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6499"},{"timestamp":1680038040,"iso":"2023-03-28T22:14:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😳😳😳. I will Imburse you I promise. I’m just waiting till the send back one do the holding deposits, I’ve overspent this month and ended up ina bit of a funk lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6500"},{"timestamp":1680085515,"iso":"2023-03-29T11:25:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you free to come with my to the estate agents office, he said around 2 would work. Should I come by yours at 1 and we can go together? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6501"},{"timestamp":1680088532,"iso":"2023-03-29T12:15:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gosh sorry I just woke up - but yes I suppose so! Or 1:30 maybe? Sorry! Thank you for comimy!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6502"},{"timestamp":1680089430,"iso":"2023-03-29T12:30:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh that works perfect, I’ll see you then.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6503"},{"timestamp":1680093626,"iso":"2023-03-29T13:40:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry, just getting my shoe shined","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6504"},{"timestamp":1680093630,"iso":"2023-03-29T13:40:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will be 20\nMins x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6505"},{"timestamp":1680095020,"iso":"2023-03-29T14:03:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.515793,-0.136729","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6506"},{"timestamp":1680095349,"iso":"2023-03-29T14:09:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6507","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1680095360,"iso":"2023-03-29T14:09:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ffs sorry I can’t seem to take calls","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6508"},{"timestamp":1680095365,"iso":"2023-03-29T14:09:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you here?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6509"},{"timestamp":1680095373,"iso":"2023-03-29T14:09:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes just downstairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6510"},{"timestamp":1680095377,"iso":"2023-03-29T14:09:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I come up?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6511"},{"timestamp":1680095380,"iso":"2023-03-29T14:09:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah cool cool, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6512"},{"timestamp":1680095389,"iso":"2023-03-29T14:09:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or come up, sure, if it’s open!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6513"},{"timestamp":1680098770,"iso":"2023-03-29T15:06:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6514"},{"timestamp":1680098803,"iso":"2023-03-29T15:06:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6515"},{"timestamp":1680100979,"iso":"2023-03-29T15:42:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6516","attachments":["static/photos/4e077687-fe81-4d8c-9219-c09c69e0efbf.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1680102234,"iso":"2023-03-29T16:03:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6517","attachments":["static/photos/f0e2a429-defc-410f-ad53-68b0e4e7d515.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1680105271,"iso":"2023-03-29T16:54:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6518","attachments":["static/photos/428e11e6-6165-4357-983a-aef408e78373.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1680346068,"iso":"2023-04-01T11:47:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6519"},{"timestamp":1680346068,"iso":"2023-04-01T11:47:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6520"},{"timestamp":1680346256,"iso":"2023-04-01T11:50:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"weasellish stoatish person. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6521"},{"timestamp":1680346301,"iso":"2023-04-01T11:51:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s keeps coming In to my room asking for Xanax and Valium, it’s getting embarrassing now 😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6522"},{"timestamp":1680346416,"iso":"2023-04-01T11:53:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh and then he came asking if I had poppers 🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6523"},{"timestamp":1680390489,"iso":"2023-04-02T00:08:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you up to dear?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6524"},{"timestamp":1680463838,"iso":"2023-04-02T20:30:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6525"},{"timestamp":1680463847,"iso":"2023-04-02T20:30:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Raz has a photo of us taking meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6526"},{"timestamp":1680463850,"iso":"2023-04-02T20:30:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I’m\nDead","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6527"},{"timestamp":1680463876,"iso":"2023-04-02T20:31:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6528"},{"timestamp":1680464054,"iso":"2023-04-02T20:34:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit yeah I’ve got that one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6529"},{"timestamp":1680464059,"iso":"2023-04-02T20:34:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry I’ve been so overloaded","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6530"},{"timestamp":1680464087,"iso":"2023-04-02T20:34:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Boy has been taking meth - long story, not entirely my fault, will explain, but he won’t stop talking","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6531"},{"timestamp":1680464367,"iso":"2023-04-02T20:39:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s doing the same with me for meth now btw","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6532"},{"timestamp":1680464387,"iso":"2023-04-02T20:39:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6533","attachments":["static/photos/ae14d1e1-7e0e-4142-9e59-7f69bf858aef.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1680465736,"iso":"2023-04-02T21:02:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh for fuck sake","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6534"},{"timestamp":1680465743,"iso":"2023-04-02T21:02:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6535"},{"timestamp":1680465761,"iso":"2023-04-02T21:02:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why have you become a middle man for Brenda","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6536"},{"timestamp":1680465764,"iso":"2023-04-02T21:02:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Brenden","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6537"},{"timestamp":1680465802,"iso":"2023-04-02T21:03:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also, I’d a happily take some of the share.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6538"},{"timestamp":1680465824,"iso":"2023-04-02T21:03:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no clue lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6539"},{"timestamp":1680465842,"iso":"2023-04-02T21:04:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also haven’t heard back from Kieran for like an hour - I am a bit unsure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6540"},{"timestamp":1680465848,"iso":"2023-04-02T21:04:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait one min, boy thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6541"},{"timestamp":1680466530,"iso":"2023-04-02T21:15:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s totally a demented","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6542"},{"timestamp":1681025628,"iso":"2023-04-09T08:33:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6543","attachments":["static/photos/e612191f-4937-4ccd-8458-a144ead958d4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681025632,"iso":"2023-04-09T08:33:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6544"},{"timestamp":1681026371,"iso":"2023-04-09T08:46:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Leeeet me get back to you on that 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6545"},{"timestamp":1681026568,"iso":"2023-04-09T08:49:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6546"},{"timestamp":1681026612,"iso":"2023-04-09T08:50:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Its like being at the gum clinic 🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6547"},{"timestamp":1681028372,"iso":"2023-04-09T09:19:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6548"},{"timestamp":1681033101,"iso":"2023-04-09T10:38:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jeeeeeesus","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6549"},{"timestamp":1681033145,"iso":"2023-04-09T10:39:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like a character illustration from a Roald Dahl book","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6550"},{"timestamp":1681033254,"iso":"2023-04-09T10:40:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I couldn’t believe it when he said I was a bit portly recently","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6551"},{"timestamp":1681034053,"iso":"2023-04-09T10:54:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that does rather feel like the pot calling the kettle a nigger","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6552"},{"timestamp":1681034124,"iso":"2023-04-09T10:55:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6553"},{"timestamp":1681038011,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:00:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you fancy smoking tonight btw? Only because I’ve just kicked out Ash after I left him to take care of the cats for a night and he managed to lose Pig, and - far more about Pig than about him - I’m a bit screwed up about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6554"},{"timestamp":1681038132,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:02:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg no. I’m so so sorry. Is pig still missing? I can help look!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6555"},{"timestamp":1681038146,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:02:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But yes let’s do something later absolutely xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6556"},{"timestamp":1681038149,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:02:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes but I think it’s a lost cause","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6557"},{"timestamp":1681038157,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:02:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just dead at this point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6558"},{"timestamp":1681038166,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:02:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Complete emotional husk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6559"},{"timestamp":1681038171,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:02:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6560"},{"timestamp":1681038184,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:03:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me know when you’re around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6561"},{"timestamp":1681038206,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:03:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Howl howl howl howl etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6562"},{"timestamp":1681038677,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:11:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can come over now if you like?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6563"},{"timestamp":1681038690,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:11:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so so sorry 😰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6564"},{"timestamp":1681038710,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:11:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hopefully, someone’s rescued her","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6565"},{"timestamp":1681038751,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:12:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there any chance you could head off in maybe like half an hour (minimum I mean! obviously fine if longer!) ? I’d be hugely glad of some company - well, company not composed of colossal cunts - but not quiiiite ready yet 😵‍💫","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6566"},{"timestamp":1681038809,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:13:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry about this - you can expropriate his abandoned meth by way of compensation (1g) (I paid for it, to be clear)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6567"},{"timestamp":1681038849,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:14:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You poor thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6568"},{"timestamp":1681038850,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:14:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I did offer it to him despite kicking him out, and even after offered it again after I realised he’d left it, but as he’s taken my Juul and not replied at all, I think fuck him)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6569"},{"timestamp":1681038866,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:14:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it’s been a fucking nightmare of a weekend","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6570"},{"timestamp":1681039008,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:16:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6571","attachments":["static/photos/15dd2237-7685-4a8c-91cb-3ce1884a3c99.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681041486,"iso":"2023-04-09T12:58:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can try get you some on my way over xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6572"},{"timestamp":1681042999,"iso":"2023-04-09T13:23:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no don’t worry haha - it’s fairly hard to find except maybe at Le Fromagerie, or a dept store food hall, or an exceptionally well-stocked Waitrose","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6573"},{"timestamp":1681043031,"iso":"2023-04-09T13:23:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Our ewe on root ?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6574"},{"timestamp":1681043043,"iso":"2023-04-09T13:24:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Thanks for coming here btw!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6575"},{"timestamp":1681043046,"iso":"2023-04-09T13:24:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes just about to leave now. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6576"},{"timestamp":1681043064,"iso":"2023-04-09T13:24:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No rush at all! Take as much time as you need, it’s a moveable feast","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6577"},{"timestamp":1681043731,"iso":"2023-04-09T13:35:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You don’t mind if Alex comes by for a bit, I just remembered I said I’d go to the park with him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6578"},{"timestamp":1681043741,"iso":"2023-04-09T13:35:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah sure! Definitely welcome!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6579"},{"timestamp":1681046284,"iso":"2023-04-09T14:18:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just downstairs darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6580"},{"timestamp":1681046310,"iso":"2023-04-09T14:18:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah cool cool, I’ll be 1 sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6581"},{"timestamp":1681046863,"iso":"2023-04-09T14:27:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6582","attachments":["static/photos/be7bb3b7-d35f-459f-a909-ce52f1140149.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681047068,"iso":"2023-04-09T14:31:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6583","attachments":["static/photos/62c5aa4a-14eb-4970-96a8-6bb10147759b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681049156,"iso":"2023-04-09T15:05:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6584"},{"timestamp":1681049156,"iso":"2023-04-09T15:05:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6585"},{"timestamp":1681049156,"iso":"2023-04-09T15:05:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6586"},{"timestamp":1681049156,"iso":"2023-04-09T15:05:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6587"},{"timestamp":1681049156,"iso":"2023-04-09T15:05:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6588"},{"timestamp":1681049156,"iso":"2023-04-09T15:05:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6589"},{"timestamp":1681061860,"iso":"2023-04-09T18:37:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Name: Samuel Robinson-Adams\nBank: Monzo Bank\nAccount number: 16068982\nSort code: 04-00-04\nBIC: MONZGB2L\nBank address: Broadwalk House, 5 Appold St, London, EC2A 2AG, United Kingdom\nIBAN: GB05 MONZ 0400 0416 0689 82","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6590"},{"timestamp":1681062395,"iso":"2023-04-09T18:46:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6591"},{"timestamp":1681062500,"iso":"2023-04-09T18:48:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6592","attachments":["static/photos/7a745532-dedc-43d0-9f67-7b3d56e5587f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681082623,"iso":"2023-04-10T00:23:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Any news on Pig🤞🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6593"},{"timestamp":1681113518,"iso":"2023-04-10T08:58:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6594"},{"timestamp":1681122430,"iso":"2023-04-10T11:27:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no not at all! How much did you spend? I’ll pay you back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6595"},{"timestamp":1681122469,"iso":"2023-04-10T11:27:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also you’re v welcome to come around - I’ve not found her yet sadly, been a bit useless on my own","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6596"},{"timestamp":1681124725,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:05:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not I’m sure, not much. Hopefully it yields something. \n\nShould try to get one of those handymen around who can hopefully take up the floorboards with out damaging them, and maybe we’ll find her, or at least rule that out.\n\nNow that Raymans is open, we could go and print out some posters up, and maybe speak to the local restaurants incase they see her.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6597"},{"timestamp":1681124751,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:05:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you think also, that one or those people at the party could have stolen Pig?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6598"},{"timestamp":1681125154,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:12:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I forgot to mention I called the cat sanctuaries, and they said they have nothing yet. But if she’s handed in, you’ll be alerted straightaway because of the micro chip","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6599"},{"timestamp":1681125204,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:13:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We could also get floor plans for the building so we can work out where she might have got to, if she’s still in the building","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6600"},{"timestamp":1681127479,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:51:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit I’m really sorry. Thank you so much for all of this. Sorry, I’m a bit shell shocked from all this. I can get the number for the management company from my aunt. Just trying to think about what i can do to help her find her way back, if possible. That’s prob the only way. Shit, I don’t know if it’s been too long now. Christ. Ok I’ll stop thinking about it. Do you want to come round? I’ll order you an Uber bc I feel bad about all the travel. (Obv in this case it’s not exactly something we can do at yours, lol, but still)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6601"},{"timestamp":1681127596,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:53:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I think there’s still plenty of time, I was reading somewhere, that they can we found several days and weeks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6602"},{"timestamp":1681127608,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:53:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think we can get the floor plans online somewhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6603"},{"timestamp":1681127616,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:53:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’d have to buy them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6604"},{"timestamp":1681127620,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:53:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6605"},{"timestamp":1681127665,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:54:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But then trying to find someone who’d be keen to do it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6606"},{"timestamp":1681127682,"iso":"2023-04-10T12:54:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we try the poster thing as well?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6607"},{"timestamp":1681128190,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:03:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah let’s do that. Any amount of money is fine. I might buy a printer from Argos quickly. Are you free? Shall I order an Uber?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6608"},{"timestamp":1681129312,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:21:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no don’t get one from argos. Best we do it at Rymans","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6609"},{"timestamp":1681129312,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:21:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Which is only a few 100\nMeters from your flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6610"},{"timestamp":1681129312,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:21:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just getting or at TCR now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6611"},{"timestamp":1681129493,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:24:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nice, see ya soon!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6612"},{"timestamp":1681130471,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:41:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want to start making the lost poster, so we can head to Rymans straight away :) x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6613"},{"timestamp":1681130677,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:44:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh just stuck in the rain","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6614"},{"timestamp":1681130709,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:45:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, yes, sorry - and yeah do take shelter somewhere, there’s no rush, sorry, I feel very bad about this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6615"},{"timestamp":1681130731,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:45:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"MJ just downstairs now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6616"},{"timestamp":1681130898,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:48:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6617","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1681130904,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:48:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is he??? Shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6618"},{"timestamp":1681130912,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:48:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah sorry I’ll come down now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6619"},{"timestamp":1681130912,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:48:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6620"},{"timestamp":1681130919,"iso":"2023-04-10T13:48:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6621"},{"timestamp":1681131998,"iso":"2023-04-10T14:06:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6622"},{"timestamp":1681132116,"iso":"2023-04-10T14:08:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6623","attachments":["static/photos/e22a1ab7-2f74-45c1-a85a-924adf36ac54.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681137717,"iso":"2023-04-10T15:41:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6624","attachments":["static/photos/be4f66f4-055f-4c69-9eae-d3fb707038e8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681138855,"iso":"2023-04-10T16:00:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6625"},{"timestamp":1681142905,"iso":"2023-04-10T17:08:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6626","attachments":["static/photos/fe4e9d24-0f2c-4059-ac98-53b7a0ad65a0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681143688,"iso":"2023-04-10T17:21:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.opentable.co.uk/r/villandry-great-portland-street-london","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6627"},{"timestamp":1681145129,"iso":"2023-04-10T17:45:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6628","attachments":["static/photos/51131ae8-132b-4b0b-b074-2dbf25c0f979.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681145165,"iso":"2023-04-10T17:46:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6629","attachments":["static/photos/496b3a0f-936c-4c55-b532-68f2aa42e5a1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681145372,"iso":"2023-04-10T17:49:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/szowfCkYQ8g","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6630"},{"timestamp":1681146300,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6631","attachments":["static/photos/825ca6b1-a7b8-4ecc-9af1-18892c3b3094.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681146769,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:12:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6632","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1681146797,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:13:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry i managed to leave my key yo therw","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6633"},{"timestamp":1681146803,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:13:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6634"},{"timestamp":1681146811,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:13:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Your what? Your key?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6635"},{"timestamp":1681146820,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:13:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If yiu see iy can just through it out the window","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6636"},{"timestamp":1681146822,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:13:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6637"},{"timestamp":1681146831,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:13:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry my fat thumbs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6638"},{"timestamp":1681146839,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:13:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok perfect, yeah I was thinking that, bc the cats seem a bit weird and I’m not sure about going to the door again (with or without them)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6639"},{"timestamp":1681146842,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:14:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha no worries, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6640"},{"timestamp":1681146847,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:14:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you remember where you left them?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6641"},{"timestamp":1681146865,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:14:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s a singular key","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6642"},{"timestamp":1681146888,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:14:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it may have slipped out or my pocket where I was sitting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6643"},{"timestamp":1681146957,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:15:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit oh shit sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6644"},{"timestamp":1681146963,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:16:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I got distracted by the cat wars","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6645"},{"timestamp":1681146972,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:16:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Got it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6646"},{"timestamp":1681146985,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:16:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just gonna find a way to lower down, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6647"},{"timestamp":1681146987,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:16:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh fab x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6648"},{"timestamp":1681146995,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:16:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh just throw it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6649"},{"timestamp":1681147012,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:16:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure it’ll be fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6650"},{"timestamp":1681147085,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:18:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jeeeesus thank fuck it didn’t go down the stairwell","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6651"},{"timestamp":1681147090,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:18:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That was not very well planned","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6652"},{"timestamp":1681147099,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:18:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ what the fuck was I thinking there, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6653"},{"timestamp":1681148375,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:39:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6654","attachments":["static/photos/9888bc8d-9f14-4736-bf3a-8ec210755f21.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681148456,"iso":"2023-04-10T18:40:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mainly that it was telling that he felt the same about the welfare state / benefits thing - but also v much the last bits","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6655"},{"timestamp":1681150320,"iso":"2023-04-10T19:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also thank you so much for helping with the Pig hunt! I don’t know how I forgot to say. God knows what I’d have done otherwise, esp since I’d just about called off the search yesterday morning. (Not that I’d have given up if all hope wasn’t lost, but I obv had a wildly pessimistic understanding of the loss-of-hope rate.) Anyway, much appreciated! I owe you a bottle of wine, possibly a jamesoboam!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6656"},{"timestamp":1681239719,"iso":"2023-04-11T20:01:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no need to thank me at all darling. I feel so bad about taking all your Tina. I don’t know what it is with me, I think if I had my own supply I’d be less likely to puff it so quickly, not in a cheap sense, but I suppose like if I knew I had some I would be less anxious about puffing from your pipe. Gosh I really am so embarrassed about all that. Shall we meet on Monday, to discuss the BT thing, and all the other things that need sorted. Also if you’re placing an order with Brenden in the meantime, could you ask for me too, seeing as you get tge best customer rate. Of course if it’s not too much trouble, but don’t worry if not xxx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6657"},{"timestamp":1681575736,"iso":"2023-04-15T17:22:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know, I actually feel weirdly unexpectedly good about this flat, given I’d originally (probably quite visibly)\n\n^ Sorry, got halfway through writing that and didn’t finish.. And no I totally know what you mean - I think I blaze it like a chimney whenever there are people around, prob out of social anxiety, and more so when about to go out (in some weird camel-like instinct to ‘stock up’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6658"},{"timestamp":1681575744,"iso":"2023-04-15T17:22:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was actually about to place an order so could get you some if you want","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6659"},{"timestamp":1681575854,"iso":"2023-04-15T17:24:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I’ve got Kid around picking up some stuff, and I was wondering about Edward’s for him, since he’s been staying at a hostel and it sounds quite grim, and I figured that, even if I bear some grudge, Edward has already got Kieran there and I wouldn’t liken him to Kieran at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6660"},{"timestamp":1681575874,"iso":"2023-04-15T17:24:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically I was wondering about suggesting he go round to Edward’s for a drink or something, just to get acquainted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6661"},{"timestamp":1681576826,"iso":"2023-04-15T17:40:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, just mention to Edward about coming around, I’m sure he’d be more than happy about it x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6662"},{"timestamp":1681576880,"iso":"2023-04-15T17:41:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg yes please thank you 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6663"},{"timestamp":1681576894,"iso":"2023-04-15T17:41:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just one g for me 😛","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6664"},{"timestamp":1681578700,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:11:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nGoing to get a man with a man on Monday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6665"},{"timestamp":1681578715,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:11:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you need help with the moving?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6666"},{"timestamp":1681578764,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:12:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry I’ve been stuck talking","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6667"},{"timestamp":1681578767,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:12:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I get so adhd about this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6668"},{"timestamp":1681578774,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:12:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And he’s always talking so it drains my attention","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6669"},{"timestamp":1681578919,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:15:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6670"},{"timestamp":1681578936,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:15:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe you should message Edward about popping by","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6671"},{"timestamp":1681578989,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:16:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes sorry, he’s just left so I’ll do that now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6672"},{"timestamp":1681579001,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:16:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, he’s a bit ADHD like me and so he’s always talking and I just can’t focus while he’s talking","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6673"},{"timestamp":1681579205,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:20:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Alex and I are the park beside yours, do you want to join us?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6674"},{"timestamp":1681579312,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:21:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh that might be nice! Wait how long are you around for? I’m just going to get some stuff from the shops but won’t be long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6675"},{"timestamp":1681579347,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:22:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Probably 30 mins or so xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6676"},{"timestamp":1681579353,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:22:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.515427,-0.132222","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6677"},{"timestamp":1681579410,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:23:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait you’re around _for_ 30 mins or _in_ 30 mins? If you need to head off in 30 mins maybe I’ll hold off on the shops & go afterwards","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6678"},{"timestamp":1681580029,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:33:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes 30 mins an hour, we’re going walk up regents, as it’s got a bit grim here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6679"},{"timestamp":1681580516,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:41:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’ve given up on the park","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6680"},{"timestamp":1681580525,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:42:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’re just here if you want to join","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6681"},{"timestamp":1681580541,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:42:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you moving on Monday darling, will you need any help?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6682"},{"timestamp":1681580924,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:48:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry - wait where is here?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6683"},{"timestamp":1681580939,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:48:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6684"},{"timestamp":1681580941,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:49:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah Monday & Tuesday probs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6685"},{"timestamp":1681580945,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:49:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.518543,-0.134655","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6686"},{"timestamp":1681580961,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:49:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We had to get away from all the out of townera in soho","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6687"},{"timestamp":1681580974,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:49:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Being right beside your flat was not deliberate haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6688"},{"timestamp":1681580975,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:49:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But nah don’t worry, you helped enough with the move-out (god… sorry) and anyway everyone is clamouring to help","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6689"},{"timestamp":1681581013,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:50:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahah no don’t worry - is that Pied à Terre?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6690"},{"timestamp":1681581215,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:53:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeh Fitzroy Tavern","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6691"},{"timestamp":1681581365,"iso":"2023-04-15T18:56:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah and you’re there for how long? Sorry I’m such a shambles when it comes to coordinating things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6692"},{"timestamp":1681581661,"iso":"2023-04-15T19:01:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’re just deciding that atm lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6693"},{"timestamp":1681581666,"iso":"2023-04-15T19:01:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll let you know x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6694"},{"timestamp":1681596255,"iso":"2023-04-15T23:04:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gosh I’m just walking back from what may be my last ever 10:50pm Tesco dash, and I’ll miss this road.. The area, no, and the flat certainly no, but Goodge St had a good vibe 🫡","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6695"},{"timestamp":1681659797,"iso":"2023-04-16T16:43:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God sorry not to get back to yesterday, I forgot to send the message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6696"},{"timestamp":1681661425,"iso":"2023-04-16T17:10:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also darling do you have one of those cellotape holders to make boxes! I think I saw one in your flat, I was wondering if I could borrow it xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6697"},{"timestamp":1681662758,"iso":"2023-04-16T17:32:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh sorry it’s run out, but I can grab one from Tesco a bit later - when are you packing? Have you unpacked much at Edward’s?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6698"},{"timestamp":1681666516,"iso":"2023-04-16T18:35:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh that’s fun, I can get some cellotape","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6699"},{"timestamp":1681666516,"iso":"2023-04-16T18:35:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just need to pack up boxes In storage that have been opened, before I send stuff over x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6700"},{"timestamp":1681673737,"iso":"2023-04-16T20:35:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, sorry, just realised my aunt did give me an extra roll of sellotape","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6701"},{"timestamp":1681673744,"iso":"2023-04-16T20:35:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For use with the sellotape machine thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6702"},{"timestamp":1681673771,"iso":"2023-04-16T20:36:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So abort, terminate, do not buy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6703"},{"timestamp":1681679636,"iso":"2023-04-16T22:13:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw is there any chance, if there’s an opportune moment over these couple of days, that you’d be able to check with Edward about Ryan? I.e. just about their having a drink and seeing whether something might work? He’s not pressuring me at all, I should add, but I just feel a bit bad & concerned (not to say Edward’s obliged in any way, but … yeah basically I’m just hoping I can find a solution to the situation that works out for everyone who ends up being involved)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6704"},{"timestamp":1681681632,"iso":"2023-04-16T22:47:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes absolutely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6705"},{"timestamp":1681681632,"iso":"2023-04-16T22:47:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perhaps we can go on Tuesday evening? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6706"},{"timestamp":1681681632,"iso":"2023-04-16T22:47:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Poor thing how is he finding the hostel?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6707"},{"timestamp":1681722429,"iso":"2023-04-17T10:07:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling are you coming to the check-in this morning, at 11:30. If you can’t make it, I can bring the keys over to you after x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6708"},{"timestamp":1681734874,"iso":"2023-04-17T13:34:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit, I thought that was tomorrow 🤦‍♂️ I was wondering why I hadn’t heard from you! Something weird has been going on with my notifications but I haven’t had time to sort it out yet - I’m really sorry, I hope you were going anyway?? 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6709"},{"timestamp":1681734925,"iso":"2023-04-17T13:35:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6710","attachments":["static/photos/7986305b-9225-4c03-827f-37ad801a69c0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681734954,"iso":"2023-04-17T13:35:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh weird I don’t know why that memoji thing was open and capturing my intent facial expression 🙈","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6711"},{"timestamp":1681737570,"iso":"2023-04-17T14:19:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry darling, I was just sorting things with the delivery men.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6712"},{"timestamp":1681737618,"iso":"2023-04-17T14:20:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yes, I noticed it was just tick when I sent a message","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6713"},{"timestamp":1681740875,"iso":"2023-04-17T15:14:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gosh sorry this is really bad of me 😬 What are your plans for the rest of the day? I've got my stuff boxed & bagged up and I'll prob take a couple of Ubers there and back etc but I'll wait till it's convenient (fine if not today!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6714"},{"timestamp":1681743308,"iso":"2023-04-17T15:55:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh the removal men refused to lift any of my boxes up, thank god Alex was here to help 🥵🥵🥵","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6715"},{"timestamp":1681743372,"iso":"2023-04-17T15:56:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m going to order some T from Brendan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6716"},{"timestamp":1681743377,"iso":"2023-04-17T15:56:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Would you like some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6717"},{"timestamp":1681743408,"iso":"2023-04-17T15:56:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also do you have that pipe I left there, just incase he hasn’t got any","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6718"},{"timestamp":1681746647,"iso":"2023-04-17T16:50:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit oh shit I’m really sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6719"},{"timestamp":1681746651,"iso":"2023-04-17T16:50:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Been distracted by stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6720"},{"timestamp":1681746659,"iso":"2023-04-17T16:50:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, packing / moving stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6721"},{"timestamp":1681746667,"iso":"2023-04-17T16:51:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hopefully you’re ok moving-wise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6722"},{"timestamp":1681746701,"iso":"2023-04-17T16:51:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What are you guys up to? James Saunders just texted to say he saw you in the supermarché, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6723"},{"timestamp":1681746725,"iso":"2023-04-17T16:52:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also no, but I can swing by the pipe shop while I’m still in pipe land - btw is there a good time for me to drop by with the first few bags?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6724"},{"timestamp":1681746825,"iso":"2023-04-17T16:53:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes, we went to get some supplies mostly wine, and water. 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6725"},{"timestamp":1681746834,"iso":"2023-04-17T16:53:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh come any time darling xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6726"},{"timestamp":1681747415,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:03:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I think I’ll swing by now just so I’ve got keys, if that’s ok 🙏 Will grab an Uber and take some bags with me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6727"},{"timestamp":1681747590,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:06:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6728"},{"timestamp":1681747593,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:06:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"PENIS WARNING ❗️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6729"},{"timestamp":1681747606,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:06:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6730","attachments":["static/photos/4ac8bf55-2fd7-435d-a1a7-57dd87b3783b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681747606,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:06:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6731","attachments":["static/photos/c32149e5-ff84-4111-8a65-33b0f7223443.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681747606,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:06:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6732","attachments":["static/photos/e0770b39-cace-4b02-a279-919dc5a0db7f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681747620,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Who I was chatting to in Stratford upon Avon last September","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6733"},{"timestamp":1681747639,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:07:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And who I thought was 95% certain to be fake","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6734"},{"timestamp":1681747658,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:07:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6735","attachments":["static/photos/c5cf7a46-bbaa-4dc3-9340-d4f6b8fdc620.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681747662,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:07:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Has just popped up in London 500m from me and is texting me and wants to meet up 😵‍💫","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6736"},{"timestamp":1681747676,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:07:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Jealous!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6737"},{"timestamp":1681747681,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:08:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah lemme know, bc I can easily get him to come here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6738"},{"timestamp":1681747723,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:08:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’ll get some too - how much are you guys getting? We can do a Groupon sorta thing, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6739"},{"timestamp":1681747818,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:10:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah fuck knows why","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6740"},{"timestamp":1681747831,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:10:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I mean fuck knows why he’s so keen to meet me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6741"},{"timestamp":1681747857,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:10:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t mind ordering more, but I would rather just say haha 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6742"},{"timestamp":1681747859,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:10:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait you said 1g - is there any chance you’d be able to check if he can do it to mine, and I can then pick up the conv from there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6743"},{"timestamp":1681747866,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:11:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, snap","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6744"},{"timestamp":1681747879,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:11:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just cba to explain it all to him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6745"},{"timestamp":1681747908,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:11:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perfect will do x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6746"},{"timestamp":1681747914,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:11:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you coming by now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6747"},{"timestamp":1681747919,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:11:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Not to say I’m putting the work on you, just that it’s less explanation if you say “we’ll order to Sam’s”)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6748"},{"timestamp":1681747932,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:12:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yup - just deciding which bags to take","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6749"},{"timestamp":1681747948,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:12:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In a way I’m annoyed this guy has shown up, because my desire to have sex with him is gonna complicate my moving plans, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6750"},{"timestamp":1681747966,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:12:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nightmare to figure out what stuff I want to have at which flat for the next night or two","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6751"},{"timestamp":1681748044,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:14:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you want any T from Brenden?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6752"},{"timestamp":1681748057,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:14:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’ll just order another 5g maybe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6753"},{"timestamp":1681748062,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:14:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, it goes, it goes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6754"},{"timestamp":1681748072,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:14:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do it darling you deserve it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6755"},{"timestamp":1681748086,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:14:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I gave a chunk to Kid bc I felt bad about using his in the end - and of course, being cautious, I prob gave him much more than a gram)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6756"},{"timestamp":1681748098,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:14:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve still got a fair amount but may as well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6757"},{"timestamp":1681748158,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:15:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you good to front the money till I get there? Tell me if not, but if you’re liquid it avoids a bit of fuss in case we end up getting more or less or none or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6758"},{"timestamp":1681748319,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:18:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I am, but I think he wants to go to Goodge st instead","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6759"},{"timestamp":1681748329,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:18:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is being impossible with texting back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6760"},{"timestamp":1681748331,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:18:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect, well I’m disorganised so I’m still here, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6761"},{"timestamp":1681748627,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:23:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6762","attachments":["static/photos/ce7bcd79-7d9c-4f58-beb4-849eecafaff1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681748659,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:24:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And if only Google knew why I was so mysteriously interested in Bethnal Green Post Office","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6763"},{"timestamp":1681749459,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:37:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6764","attachments":["static/photos/f2501531-f199-4129-999a-c4ebf9ab2e1b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681749481,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:38:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gosh it’s like pulling teeth, lol - sorry!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6765"},{"timestamp":1681749503,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:38:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But works for me tbh - it’s a moveable feast","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6766"},{"timestamp":1681749507,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:38:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or a moveable move","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6767"},{"timestamp":1681749789,"iso":"2023-04-17T17:43:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6768"},{"timestamp":1681751084,"iso":"2023-04-17T18:04:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s still not replying. He’s so bloody hopeless","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6769"},{"timestamp":1681758851,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:14:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not even now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6770"},{"timestamp":1681758875,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:14:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose at some point I’ll have to get going, tho there’s no reason I can’t stroll back to Goodge to do the deal","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6771"},{"timestamp":1681758980,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:16:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha no","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6772"},{"timestamp":1681759000,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:16:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry I don’t want to hold you back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6773"},{"timestamp":1681759009,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:16:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He moves at a snails pace ahnyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6774"},{"timestamp":1681759114,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:18:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha come by, Alex managed to score some haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6775"},{"timestamp":1681759143,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:19:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect - I don’t need any anyway, I’m fine, tho I prob shouldn’t give any to you guys just bc I’m not sure I have QUITE enough","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6776"},{"timestamp":1681759176,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:19:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I’ll put the cats in an Uber and head over now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6777"},{"timestamp":1681759190,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:19:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just bc cats are prob best to move first","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6778"},{"timestamp":1681759198,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:19:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there any chance you’d be able to help unpack at the other end","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6779"},{"timestamp":1681759209,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:20:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no ofc not","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6780"},{"timestamp":1681759212,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:20:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, not literally unpack, I just mean help ferry the cats from the car","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6781"},{"timestamp":1681759212,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:20:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And yes absouelty","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6782"},{"timestamp":1681759227,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:20:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you!! I’ll let you know when I’m on my way, but won’t be long at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6783"},{"timestamp":1681759228,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:20:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know when you’re downstairs xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6784"},{"timestamp":1681759267,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:21:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s a little chaotic with all\nMy boxes here atm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6785"},{"timestamp":1681759274,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:21:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But I should have them sorted soon x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6786"},{"timestamp":1681759291,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:21:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nah that’s totally fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6787"},{"timestamp":1681759297,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:21:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I couldn’t care less","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6788"},{"timestamp":1681759324,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:22:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6789","attachments":["static/photos/fd381012-a5ed-4e54-8d0a-f15d7d537032.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681759335,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:22:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Looks a mess but most likely will all fit in my room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6790"},{"timestamp":1681759427,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:23:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6791"},{"timestamp":1681760394,"iso":"2023-04-17T20:39:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just ring when you’re outside so I do g miss it x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6792"},{"timestamp":1681761623,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:00:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, hell getting cats into boxes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6793"},{"timestamp":1681761627,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:00:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Almost en route","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6794"},{"timestamp":1681761640,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:00:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Coaxing with treats has worked","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6795"},{"timestamp":1681761784,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:03:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are yiu sure you don’t want any help","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6796"},{"timestamp":1681761795,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:03:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t mind hopping in a taxi","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6797"},{"timestamp":1681761998,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:06:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually if there’s any chance you’d be willing to, that might be nice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6798"},{"timestamp":1681762001,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:06:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or maybe not actually","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6799"},{"timestamp":1681762031,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:07:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait sorry don’t listen, wait, hold fire, I need to think for a moment (you’ll probably hear it from there)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6800"},{"timestamp":1681762053,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:07:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6801"},{"timestamp":1681762092,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:08:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"More than happy to help, one cat is stressful enough never mind two","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6802"},{"timestamp":1681762967,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:22:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"16 fucking pounds","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6803"},{"timestamp":1681762970,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:22:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But en route","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6804"},{"timestamp":1681762980,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you for the offer tho","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6805"},{"timestamp":1681762990,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:23:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And on the other end it’d be very welcome","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6806"},{"timestamp":1681763280,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:28:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes absolutely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6807"},{"timestamp":1681763300,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:28:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just drop call me so I can run down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6808"},{"timestamp":1681763552,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:32:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok there basically","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6809"},{"timestamp":1681763558,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:32:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will call now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6810"},{"timestamp":1681763564,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:32:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Coming x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6811"},{"timestamp":1681763567,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:32:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6812"},{"timestamp":1681763635,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:33:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Goddammit, sorry, traffic lights","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6813"},{"timestamp":1681763654,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:34:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One moment - sorry, didn’t expect it’d take this long, and was apprehensive about being able to get the boxes out of the car on my own","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6814"},{"timestamp":1681765057,"iso":"2023-04-17T21:57:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.vice.com/en/article/mv53gy/powdered-alcohol-got-me-drunk-the-worst-way-possible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6815"},{"timestamp":1681765403,"iso":"2023-04-17T22:03:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6816","attachments":["static/photos/514b48ec-885f-4b7b-bb15-db68c5eef33a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681772307,"iso":"2023-04-17T23:58:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6817","attachments":["static/photos/77db90e0-674f-4cad-a72a-ab78c96d0565.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681772344,"iso":"2023-04-17T23:59:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6818","attachments":["static/photos/cd99c9d6-4c63-41f0-8b57-a0df95cad6e0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681823534,"iso":"2023-04-18T14:12:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6819","attachments":["static/photos/69881e70-261f-43a5-a0ae-47ada0460992.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681843522,"iso":"2023-04-18T19:45:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t suppose, on the off chance you might be free, that I could _possibly_ prevail on you to help carry some bags to the Uber and back? Ie at the Goodge end, if I get you an Uber down at some point? It’s just that I’m a tiny bit short of breath & energy - it would only be what we could fit in an UberX, but please don’t feel at all obliged, I’ll need to get someone tomorrow anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6820"},{"timestamp":1681843596,"iso":"2023-04-18T19:46:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes just let me know when works. I need to take a walk anyway, I’ve been In this flat most of the day haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6821"},{"timestamp":1681843601,"iso":"2023-04-18T19:46:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As in, please please please do say if you’re not able to do it \n(And sorry for slightly delirious tone of my messages, I’m in a voiiiknuukg hot bath, partly because of last min packing and partly because of Grindr boy (interesting story..))","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6822"},{"timestamp":1681843643,"iso":"2023-04-18T19:47:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah amazing! Maybe if I order an Uber in like 15 mins would that work? Tell me if you’d sooner earlier or later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6823"},{"timestamp":1681843653,"iso":"2023-04-18T19:47:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(…ah the English language, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6824"},{"timestamp":1681843706,"iso":"2023-04-18T19:48:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"15 mins works great!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6825"},{"timestamp":1681845336,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:15:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, sorry for my godawful timing, I lost track of time in the bath 🛁 😬 Shall I order one now? Or is there _un meilleur moyen_? Like, I could generate a virtual card and send you the details, and you could then order it at your own leisure? Or some other way?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6826"},{"timestamp":1681845399,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:16:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I just can’t believe Uber hasn’t solved this fucking problem yet - nothing else on earth so fills me with dread as ordering an Uber for somebody else","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6827"},{"timestamp":1681845476,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:17:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha it is an odd one with Uber yes. Let me know when you want me there by, and I can sort it xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6828"},{"timestamp":1681845625,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:20:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, sorry, any time, but no I absolutely owe you it, I haven’t done anything for you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6829"},{"timestamp":1681845691,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:21:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me know what the damage is, or else (I devised this strategy in dealing with Ryan) I’ll just send you far more than enough to cover it, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6830"},{"timestamp":1681846451,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:34:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just on my way darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6831"},{"timestamp":1681846458,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:34:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Should be 15 mins x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6832"},{"timestamp":1681846715,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:38:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfecto - thanks so much!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6833"},{"timestamp":1681847666,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:54:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just downstairs x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6834"},{"timestamp":1681847686,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:54:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah t’s so much, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6835"},{"timestamp":1681847689,"iso":"2023-04-18T20:54:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6836"},{"timestamp":1681848061,"iso":"2023-04-18T21:01:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6837","attachments":["static/photos/6c39b11b-39fa-4570-a02e-2f0644762b9e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681854481,"iso":"2023-04-18T22:48:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’m not scurrying away for the night, just decompressing a bit - tho let me know if you’re specifically keen to either (a) chat or (b) have some space","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6838"},{"timestamp":1681855008,"iso":"2023-04-18T22:56:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry if my frantic blazing up is annoying you, I can always close the door - am just talking to hypnotic Grindr twink and probably semi-consciously trying to stimulate my tired brain","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6839"},{"timestamp":1681855086,"iso":"2023-04-18T22:58:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6840","attachments":["static/photos/c5bd32a4-77f6-403a-b0c5-1b61ecae022a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681855187,"iso":"2023-04-18T22:59:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I don’t blame you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6841"},{"timestamp":1681855219,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:00:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6842","attachments":["static/photos/fec1181a-310d-416b-bd8a-c4799744064b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681855237,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:00:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6843"},{"timestamp":1681855240,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:00:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No not at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6844"},{"timestamp":1681855241,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:00:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m afraid not quite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6845"},{"timestamp":1681855281,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:01:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh you think he’s handsome too? I feel like our types are usually different, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6846"},{"timestamp":1681855339,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:02:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He fits into my recent type (among others) of “could play the kid in a hypothetical fifth Home Alone film”, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6847"},{"timestamp":1681855361,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:02:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God wait maybe that’s a bit creepy but ykwim","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6848"},{"timestamp":1681855389,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:03:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have a thing for young tops haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6849"},{"timestamp":1681855410,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:03:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But then again I rarely discriminate with dating","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6850"},{"timestamp":1681855416,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:03:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean maybe asians and trans","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6851"},{"timestamp":1681855421,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:03:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh he’s vers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6852"},{"timestamp":1681855423,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:03:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They rarely get a look in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6853"},{"timestamp":1681855426,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:03:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What, no trans? Or only trans?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6854"},{"timestamp":1681855429,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:03:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I see right","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6855"},{"timestamp":1681855441,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:04:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6856"},{"timestamp":1681855455,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:04:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohh, I prefer them to be strict tops","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6857"},{"timestamp":1681855461,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:04:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I’m often into the MTFs, since, hey, ultimately I’m into feminine guys and that’s essentially what they are - but there just aren’t enough for me to have happened to sleep with any of them so far","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6858"},{"timestamp":1681855470,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:04:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha not for you then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6859"},{"timestamp":1681855499,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:04:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like the guy Raz once spoke to on Grindr, who was a top who only topped other tops 😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6860"},{"timestamp":1681855511,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:05:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In some bizarre alpha power play sorta thing I assume","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6861"},{"timestamp":1681855590,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:06:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6862","attachments":["static/photos/8dd333ff-58db-4bf0-88a9-a3199ffac2c8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681855723,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:08:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t even know what Fentanyl was when I was 15","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6863"},{"timestamp":1681855737,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:08:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you making an order to go puff?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6864"},{"timestamp":1681855753,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:09:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If not, do you w at me to order stuff for youV?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6865"},{"timestamp":1681855776,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:09:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it’s the craziest shit I’ve heard","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6866"},{"timestamp":1681855788,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:09:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am so fatally drawn to this boy jesus christ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6867"},{"timestamp":1681855824,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:10:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaaanyway how many things are you getting? Prob whoever’s doing the more complex order should order it, but idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6868"},{"timestamp":1681856125,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:15:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha why? Does he have anymore photos?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6869"},{"timestamp":1681856142,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:15:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just was going to get some Huel drinks, some water","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6870"},{"timestamp":1681856167,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:16:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And some\nBeef jerky 😳","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6871"},{"timestamp":1681856250,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:17:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe he has some on his Instagram, I’ll check","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6872"},{"timestamp":1681856342,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:19:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, is there ANY chance you could throw in a couple of Tenzing drinks? Blue flavour? And possibly an Aero chocolate bar to which I seem to have become addicted these last couple of days? 🙏 I’ll sen you s amentne enow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6873"},{"timestamp":1681856381,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:19:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll wend a you a tenor cow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6874"},{"timestamp":1681856396,"iso":"2023-04-18T23:19:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll send you a tenner now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6875"},{"timestamp":1681897706,"iso":"2023-04-19T10:48:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling some cleaning people are coming in the next 20 mins, they’re part of JLL management office or something, so maybe it’s best if we keep the cats out of sight till then. I don’t think that it matter too much anyway. X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6876"},{"timestamp":1681898285,"iso":"2023-04-19T10:58:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry, yes, I just woke up 2 mins ago, I’ll do so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6877"},{"timestamp":1681898318,"iso":"2023-04-19T10:58:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can’t do much more than leave them in here - if I lock them even in my bathroom, they’ll be miaowing lots…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6878"},{"timestamp":1681898339,"iso":"2023-04-19T10:58:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is it best for me to be ‘asleep’? I’m quite happy to be - I’m still quite groggy anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6879"},{"timestamp":1681898530,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:02:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh it should be fine, I can’t imagine of them\nStaying too long x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6880"},{"timestamp":1681898989,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:09:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What are they doing? Like, a full clean?! Sorry, I think you did say, I just forgot / overslept","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6881"},{"timestamp":1681899072,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:11:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’re recleaing the kitchen appliances, but also removing some of the stuff we don’t want like the IKEA, bedding, and ironing board etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6882"},{"timestamp":1681899081,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:11:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think they should be less than half an hour haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6883"},{"timestamp":1681899131,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:12:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok- is any of that stuff in my room? ie do they at least ideally want to come in here?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6884"},{"timestamp":1681899189,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:13:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Nahh, I told them you were asleep anyway, so not to bother you :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6885"},{"timestamp":1681899352,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:15:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m slightly apprehensive about the miaowing of the cats - do you think they can hear?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6886"},{"timestamp":1681899361,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:16:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The non-silence of the pigs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6887"},{"timestamp":1681899383,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:16:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I can’t hear anything, so they probably can’t either haha.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6888"},{"timestamp":1681899399,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:16:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh good 😅 They’re not miaowing now but they were earlier","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6889"},{"timestamp":1681899439,"iso":"2023-04-19T11:17:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also I think it would be a small chance that they’d rat us out haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6890"},{"timestamp":1681903966,"iso":"2023-04-19T12:32:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just heading to Mile end, to get a few things, I should be back in the afternoon, are you free to come to John Lewis with me x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6891"},{"timestamp":1681904011,"iso":"2023-04-19T12:33:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha yeah they’re usually decent, those sorts of people","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6892"},{"timestamp":1681904018,"iso":"2023-04-19T12:33:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah absolutely! Sounds like a plan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6893"},{"timestamp":1681904022,"iso":"2023-04-19T12:33:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, it is a plan, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6894"},{"timestamp":1681904131,"iso":"2023-04-19T12:35:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6895","attachments":["static/photos/d15ba6cd-19a7-409d-ba27-af11fb49d33a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681915711,"iso":"2023-04-19T15:48:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha literally - gotta send that to them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6896"},{"timestamp":1681915721,"iso":"2023-04-19T15:48:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw were you expecting a delivery?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6897"},{"timestamp":1681915741,"iso":"2023-04-19T15:49:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve got some guy coming up now and I’m a bit uncertain","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6898"},{"timestamp":1681915795,"iso":"2023-04-19T15:49:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"These stupid bloody entry systems, there’s just no fucking point in having them when anyone can just say it’s a delivery and buzz all the flats till someone lets them in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6899"},{"timestamp":1681916060,"iso":"2023-04-19T15:54:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or not coming up - no clue where he’s gone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6900"},{"timestamp":1681916112,"iso":"2023-04-19T15:55:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry I missed this I was on the phone.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6901"},{"timestamp":1681916129,"iso":"2023-04-19T15:55:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes you have to tell them to push hard on the door","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6902"},{"timestamp":1681916195,"iso":"2023-04-19T15:56:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think he said he got in, and def stopped ringing - is it a big thing? Maybe he’s propped the door open and gone to get something.. one sec, will go check","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6903"},{"timestamp":1681942701,"iso":"2023-04-19T23:18:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you happen to pass a newsagent on your way back I don’t suppose you’d be able to get some kind of sweet stuff? Any benign sweets basically? It’s totes fine if not, it’s just for my blood sugar (I’m not diabetic but my dr recommends this diet basically just so I don’t collapse and die)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6904"},{"timestamp":1681942718,"iso":"2023-04-19T23:18:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will of course defray","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6905"},{"timestamp":1681946899,"iso":"2023-04-20T00:28:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit sorry I think I neglected to tidy up that stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6906"},{"timestamp":1681946910,"iso":"2023-04-20T00:28:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure if you want company tho lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6907"},{"timestamp":1681947061,"iso":"2023-04-20T00:31:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry, I just invited my date in for a night cap","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6908"},{"timestamp":1681947599,"iso":"2023-04-20T00:39:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no probs obv - I was just saying I won’t come and clean up now on account of that 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6909"},{"timestamp":1681947763,"iso":"2023-04-20T00:42:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok no probs implies forbearance, as if it might have been a prob, which is obv not the case - I don’t think we should have any rules around people coming over, cos neither of us do it THAT often (or did at Paddington at least), and also because I’m always glad of more socialising","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6910"},{"timestamp":1681947788,"iso":"2023-04-20T00:43:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As long as you’re not hosting people from Essex","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6911"},{"timestamp":1681947848,"iso":"2023-04-20T00:44:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There may be occasional spot checks of passports, birth certificates, references, etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6912"},{"timestamp":1681948211,"iso":"2023-04-20T00:50:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait is he still here? Only because I’m keen to get some snacks and also - if you’re around - quickly clarify a couple of things re tomorrow’s Edward-Ryan summit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6913"},{"timestamp":1681948886,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:01:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok imma risk it just for the snacks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6914"},{"timestamp":1681949045,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:04:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m closing the living room door just in case you’re sporting your oak, lol, as my grandma would say - but if so then please don’t read anything into it because as usual nothing is audible from anywhere else in this flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6915"},{"timestamp":1681950054,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:20:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry to miss these, I think I was a bit distracted 😅. But yes ask away.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6916"},{"timestamp":1681950093,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:21:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries, haha - the main one was what time he should come?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6917"},{"timestamp":1681950129,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:22:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God I hope so, that was the one nightmare with Paddington, if I do ever make any noise, please just tell me to shut up 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6918"},{"timestamp":1681950180,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:23:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh good question, I haven’t actually given a time with Edward, maybe 20:00 works good? I’ll see when is good for him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6919"},{"timestamp":1681950206,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:23:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah, can’t hear anything here, even from right outside (assuming you were in medias res at that point) - in Paddington, could hear anything that shook the walls or floor (you know, the percussive noises that come through floors in buildings) but no speech or anything lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6920"},{"timestamp":1681950224,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:23:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that sounds good!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6921"},{"timestamp":1681950231,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:23:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for arranging 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6922"},{"timestamp":1681950977,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:36:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry for all the slamming - I swear to god, is it some fucking secret law among interior designers: _thou shalt maketh all thy doors and drawers close softly, except for one, which shall have no softening mechanism and shall slam shut as loudly as possible_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6923"},{"timestamp":1681951134,"iso":"2023-04-20T01:38:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"See also: toilet lids\n(This is especially bad when your family have soft-closing toilet lids but the person does not at whose house you are, thus making you seem like some savage who just knocks the toilet lid and lets it slam down on the seat)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6924"},{"timestamp":1681983376,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6925","attachments":["static/photos/1e9bd110-b25b-4f72-a8e6-1716a9960eb4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681983376,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6926","attachments":["static/photos/1f442b6a-5bd0-49d6-a43a-86c67a08156d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681983376,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6927","attachments":["static/photos/25335b26-ae80-425b-86cc-6b8555bf6e26.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681983376,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6928","attachments":["static/photos/2e5ec88a-abb7-4b98-836c-5a35a9a6b582.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681983376,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6929","attachments":["static/photos/7129d744-18e8-4960-ba36-306d478d85c9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681983376,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6930","attachments":["static/photos/8e680c17-acd0-4e48-8bd2-c1db2073da4d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681983376,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6931","attachments":["static/photos/a708ff1a-20e2-4e0c-b990-dff0e30d28a3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681983376,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6932","attachments":["static/photos/a8f0d787-a8d5-4206-95a0-172064906e5d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681983376,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6933","attachments":["static/photos/b3fa48bf-f198-4945-b8ad-c9a72619c2ae.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681983477,"iso":"2023-04-20T10:37:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6934"},{"timestamp":1681990845,"iso":"2023-04-20T12:40:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m gonna Goodge St soonish, anything it’d be useful to buy / do omw?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6935"},{"timestamp":1681990979,"iso":"2023-04-20T12:42:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I don’t think so darling, but that you 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6936"},{"timestamp":1681991036,"iso":"2023-04-20T12:43:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol I didn’t hear any slamming, I’m\nSo used to living with Kerian in Mile end which is like a baby elephant 🐘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6937"},{"timestamp":1681992111,"iso":"2023-04-20T13:01:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6938","attachments":["static/photos/d38b3331-6724-460e-9d53-92745732ed76.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681992132,"iso":"2023-04-20T13:02:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Before realising it’s his school, lol (and then I’m only 50% as horrified)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6939"},{"timestamp":1681992315,"iso":"2023-04-20T13:05:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6940"},{"timestamp":1681992318,"iso":"2023-04-20T13:05:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6941"},{"timestamp":1681992472,"iso":"2023-04-20T13:07:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6942","attachments":["static/photos/57ae83ba-a131-48de-b171-95b51151bf66.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681992473,"iso":"2023-04-20T13:07:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6943","attachments":["static/photos/132a006b-0465-4a9e-a933-09351454a495.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1681993313,"iso":"2023-04-20T13:21:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6944"},{"timestamp":1682043055,"iso":"2023-04-21T03:10:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really sorry about noise - I guess we’re stress testing the soundproofing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6945"},{"timestamp":1682078486,"iso":"2023-04-21T13:01:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6946","attachments":["static/photos/37c567f8-2eb7-4783-a298-84fbbf27c352.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682078567,"iso":"2023-04-21T13:02:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, ignore green dashes, originally took the sxeeenshot to send to Kid in amusement at everyone being the Duke of such and such","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6947"},{"timestamp":1682080470,"iso":"2023-04-21T13:34:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6948","attachments":["static/photos/495684bc-0d0e-4014-bf4e-8ccdc5d9a7fd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682080549,"iso":"2023-04-21T13:35:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6949","attachments":["static/photos/38728dbd-5797-47c3-84f5-744f5e0c10a8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682081339,"iso":"2023-04-21T13:48:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6950","attachments":["static/photos/d6243ef6-f25f-4b71-bad1-09421a710644.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682081340,"iso":"2023-04-21T13:49:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6951","attachments":["static/photos/32db9682-f238-4416-8a3e-1fd9801547a4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682081623,"iso":"2023-04-21T13:53:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ god I like Freddie, he’s the Saint-Loup of that world (I don’t like any of the rest of them, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6952"},{"timestamp":1682096911,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:08:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dunno if you just heard but I asked if you needed any coat hangers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6953"},{"timestamp":1682096928,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:08:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Since I have the most bizarre, inordinate number of coat hangers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6954"},{"timestamp":1682096936,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:08:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6955","attachments":["static/photos/61b2b41b-93d3-4c3e-b865-d3400c8122e6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682097112,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:11:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no, sorry I had my earphones in.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6956"},{"timestamp":1682097172,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:12:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m good for now, but they might come in handy later, I’m going to put a rail in the cloak room x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6957"},{"timestamp":1682097227,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:13:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have about 30 trouser hangers if you need any.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6958"},{"timestamp":1682099579,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:52:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey is there any chance you might be able to help carry a few things up? I’m sorry, I’m so disorganised, I should’ve hired someone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6959"},{"timestamp":1682099600,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:53:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will get you a bottle from the shops when I head down later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6960"},{"timestamp":1682099894,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:58:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh of voyage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6961"},{"timestamp":1682099899,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:58:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Course","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6962"},{"timestamp":1682099905,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:58:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just out of the baths","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6963"},{"timestamp":1682099915,"iso":"2023-04-21T18:58:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So I’ll be dry in a few mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6964"},{"timestamp":1682100026,"iso":"2023-04-21T19:00:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, amazing, thanks so much! It’s much less bad than I thought","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6965"},{"timestamp":1682100365,"iso":"2023-04-21T19:06:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually it’s marginally more bad than I thought here, though less bad than I originally thought","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6966"},{"timestamp":1682100497,"iso":"2023-04-21T19:08:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"PIG IS LOOSE, REPEAT PIG IS LOOSE","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6967"},{"timestamp":1682100510,"iso":"2023-04-21T19:08:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m kidding, it’s ok, but prob one to be aware of with the doors)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6968"},{"timestamp":1682109467,"iso":"2023-04-21T21:37:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also did this meth do anything for you? I find it near enough useless - I barely even feel a pleasant buzz","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6969"},{"timestamp":1682109624,"iso":"2023-04-21T21:40:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bloody bastard bloody John Lewis is bloody closed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6970"},{"timestamp":1682109643,"iso":"2023-04-21T21:40:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you know anywhere else good? I’m gonna try the Fridges","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6971"},{"timestamp":1682113080,"iso":"2023-04-21T22:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I just discovered Tig stuck out on the window ledge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6972"},{"timestamp":1682113148,"iso":"2023-04-21T22:39:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She seemed fine and I know it can’t have been that long because I thought she vanished just before I left, and so I shook the treats and she rematerialised, so it can’t have been more than 40 mins or so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6973"},{"timestamp":1682113199,"iso":"2023-04-21T22:39:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And my fault for opening the windows earlier, but god I must figure out some solution for this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6974"},{"timestamp":1682113500,"iso":"2023-04-21T22:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually one of them (that I opened) is still open - I think, being an exceedingly stupid animal, she might’ve just walked around to the other (locked) window and got too confused to get back in 🙄 Maybe it was the sound of my shaking the treats that helped her get back in earlier (out of sight, in order to rematerialise next to the treats)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6975"},{"timestamp":1682178047,"iso":"2023-04-22T16:40:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6976","attachments":["static/photos/dc6d8c1c-17dc-4d4f-994b-31cd67e06118.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682181794,"iso":"2023-04-22T17:43:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6977"},{"timestamp":1682186036,"iso":"2023-04-22T18:53:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling do you want to go to JL, soon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6978"},{"timestamp":1682186119,"iso":"2023-04-22T18:55:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6979"},{"timestamp":1682186123,"iso":"2023-04-22T18:55:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes we should, sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6980"},{"timestamp":1682186136,"iso":"2023-04-22T18:55:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I swear to god I’ve been trying to find a word in scrabble for like 15 fucking minutes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6981"},{"timestamp":1682186152,"iso":"2023-04-22T18:55:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh send me a screenshot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6982"},{"timestamp":1682186161,"iso":"2023-04-22T18:56:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve played 357273 scrabble games","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6983"},{"timestamp":1682186169,"iso":"2023-04-22T18:56:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe I could help 😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6984"},{"timestamp":1682189576,"iso":"2023-04-22T19:52:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just up here darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6985"},{"timestamp":1682189586,"iso":"2023-04-22T19:53:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6986"},{"timestamp":1682189751,"iso":"2023-04-22T19:55:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Last calls","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6987"},{"timestamp":1682189757,"iso":"2023-04-22T19:55:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Any stuff from Waitrose?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6988"},{"timestamp":1682189767,"iso":"2023-04-22T19:56:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m good thanks 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6989"},{"timestamp":1682189775,"iso":"2023-04-22T19:56:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bin bags I’m getting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6990"},{"timestamp":1682194315,"iso":"2023-04-22T21:11:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6991"},{"timestamp":1682200609,"iso":"2023-04-22T22:56:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Goddammit these fucking flies","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6992"},{"timestamp":1682200614,"iso":"2023-04-22T22:56:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s what I meant to buy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6993"},{"timestamp":1682200622,"iso":"2023-04-22T22:57:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fly killing deodorant shit whatever it’s called","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6994"},{"timestamp":1682200654,"iso":"2023-04-22T22:57:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I looked into it once and I’m quite horrified by the kind of suffering it inflicts","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6995"},{"timestamp":1682200709,"iso":"2023-04-22T22:58:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I can only put up with so many flies, and thwacking them with things is not a very efficient solution","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6996"},{"timestamp":1682200720,"iso":"2023-04-22T22:58:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nor is it probably much more humane","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6997"},{"timestamp":1682200754,"iso":"2023-04-22T22:59:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Enculer des mouches, as the French say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6998"},{"timestamp":1682210890,"iso":"2023-04-23T01:48:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ these fucking insects","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-6999"},{"timestamp":1682210911,"iso":"2023-04-23T01:48:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh screw it im gonna try to order some spray from Zapp","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7000"},{"timestamp":1682210926,"iso":"2023-04-23T01:48:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then fucking einsatzgruppen the flat and go to bed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7001"},{"timestamp":1682237725,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:15:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes god, did you have any luck?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7002"},{"timestamp":1682240044,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:54:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7003"},{"timestamp":1682240097,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:54:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Spent most of night locked in an Poe vs Raven esque contest with one remaining bloody fly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7004"},{"timestamp":1682240108,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:55:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lazarus, as I called him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7005"},{"timestamp":1682240116,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:55:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahhahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7006"},{"timestamp":1682240117,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:55:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Who just would not bloody die","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7007"},{"timestamp":1682240118,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:55:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7008"},{"timestamp":1682240132,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:55:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When JL opens I’ll get some fly killing things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7009"},{"timestamp":1682240137,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:55:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And now I can’t find the corpse and I’m very concerned","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7010"},{"timestamp":1682240151,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:55:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like whoever it was turning up at JC’s tomb","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7011"},{"timestamp":1682240166,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:56:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I’m ordering some from GoPuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7012"},{"timestamp":1682240175,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:56:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or are you going to JL anyway?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7013"},{"timestamp":1682240180,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:56:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mary?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7014"},{"timestamp":1682240187,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:56:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes will be doing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7015"},{"timestamp":1682240200,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:56:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Mary Magdalene, wasn’t it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7016"},{"timestamp":1682240209,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:56:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or Mary’s friends haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7017"},{"timestamp":1682240217,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:56:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry yes I wasn’t quite thinking","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7018"},{"timestamp":1682240220,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:57:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t remember","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7019"},{"timestamp":1682240223,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:57:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think may be different between gospels","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7020"},{"timestamp":1682240226,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:57:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Luke maybe weird","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7021"},{"timestamp":1682240229,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:57:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But this is just lit to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7022"},{"timestamp":1682240232,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:57:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I will be once it’s opened","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7023"},{"timestamp":1682240240,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:57:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah awesome! What for?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7024"},{"timestamp":1682240251,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:57:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was thinking of getting a HEPA filter or summat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7025"},{"timestamp":1682240261,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:57:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or whatever it’s called, wait, I’ll google it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7026"},{"timestamp":1682240288,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:58:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was going to change those light bulbs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7027"},{"timestamp":1682240294,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:58:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And something else,","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7028"},{"timestamp":1682240297,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:58:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7029"},{"timestamp":1682240302,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:58:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Bathroom cabinet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7030"},{"timestamp":1682240307,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:58:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, looked it up, John is the one I meant, the wacko fan fic one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7031"},{"timestamp":1682240342,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:59:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok cool cool - I may come along but cool if you want some solitude lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7032"},{"timestamp":1682240356,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:59:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And anyway it depends probably on when you’re leaving","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7033"},{"timestamp":1682240381,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:59:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose they’re all fan fics really but John is the one I remember being especially demented","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7034"},{"timestamp":1682240382,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:59:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes do come along","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7035"},{"timestamp":1682240393,"iso":"2023-04-23T09:59:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It would be open for another 2 hours though 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7036"},{"timestamp":1682240416,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:00:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The one where there’s a magic new person who’s Jesus’s best friend and follows him everywhere but this person doesn’t appear in any of the other ones, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7037"},{"timestamp":1682240430,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:00:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh ffs John Lewis","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7038"},{"timestamp":1682240446,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:00:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I swear to god it closes before it bloody opens","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7039"},{"timestamp":1682240968,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:09:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7040","attachments":["static/photos/2a49b6cd-365d-43d7-8c2c-13e937e97e9c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682241250,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:14:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway sorry when are you planning on heading off?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7041"},{"timestamp":1682241595,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:19:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m just headed to the gym","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7042"},{"timestamp":1682241600,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:20:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Should be back in an hour or so xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7043"},{"timestamp":1682241621,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:20:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah cool cool! I might head off before then but can always meet you there (or not!) :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7044"},{"timestamp":1682241635,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:20:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’ll figure out how to set you up with penis man on scrabble as well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7045"},{"timestamp":1682241654,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:20:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I should probably stop calling him that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7046"},{"timestamp":1682241657,"iso":"2023-04-23T10:20:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Adam*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7047"},{"timestamp":1682249342,"iso":"2023-04-23T12:29:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7048","attachments":["static/photos/4739d02b-d2c1-4c71-9729-7654e68fca16.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682249581,"iso":"2023-04-23T12:33:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Come check out my profile in #ScrabbleGO to start a game against me! https://s.scope.ly/AVCoGKf9ekc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7049"},{"timestamp":1682249993,"iso":"2023-04-23T12:39:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7050","attachments":["static/photos/b4749f0d-03fb-47a8-89eb-726d140798ec.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682282184,"iso":"2023-04-23T21:36:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7051","attachments":["static/photos/d9c7eab8-8139-49ef-8254-ca4ff6778be5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682347607,"iso":"2023-04-24T15:46:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Reminder: I owe you money for Waitrose and lightbulbs, which I will send you as soon as I have the energy to go looking for my jacket wherever I put it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7052"},{"timestamp":1682350908,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:41:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, I’m quite tempted to text Edward now and set out the necessary questions, or text you for you to pass on, or whatever suits (I’ll default to the former but lmk if the latter is better)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7053"},{"timestamp":1682351008,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:43:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically I just feel like I ought to get on with this, for Kid’s and God’s respective sakes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7054"},{"timestamp":1682351067,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:44:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Even if it’s a No, it would be better to have a fast No than a long Yes, I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7055"},{"timestamp":1682351079,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:44:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I will come out In 5 mins to talk about this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7056"},{"timestamp":1682351084,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:44:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just in the bathroom","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7057"},{"timestamp":1682351110,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:45:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Obv nothing to do with Edward, no criticism of him, I’ve just been too English about this, and I’m starting to feel remiss","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7058"},{"timestamp":1682351122,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:45:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have a distinct feeling of remissness","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7059"},{"timestamp":1682351144,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:45:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah no worries, I’ll come out in a mo if you think it’s chatworthy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7060"},{"timestamp":1682351290,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:48:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7061"},{"timestamp":1682351305,"iso":"2023-04-24T16:48:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just give a 5/10 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7062"},{"timestamp":1682352701,"iso":"2023-04-24T17:11:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Actually, I’ve just reread these messages, I think it should be fine just asking him. I’m going round later, so I can always bring it up, if that’s any help x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7063"},{"timestamp":1682352726,"iso":"2023-04-24T17:12:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also do you have the other bulb for the lamp","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7064"},{"timestamp":1682372515,"iso":"2023-04-24T22:41:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7065","attachments":["static/photos/ee4d6a1b-4b72-46a0-9472-32ccd3888263.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682372613,"iso":"2023-04-24T22:43:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha you’d have to rope in the Hubble telescope to see that 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7066"},{"timestamp":1682372620,"iso":"2023-04-24T22:43:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure we can do something x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7067"},{"timestamp":1682377096,"iso":"2023-04-24T23:58:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I’m sufficiently neurotic that I absolutely will notice it … unless I just scrape off all the paint, or blotches of it all over the place 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7068"},{"timestamp":1682377183,"iso":"2023-04-24T23:59:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw did you get any clarity from Edward about Ryan? No worries if not, but, well, ok, maybe some worries, lol - it’s not your job but I’m quite keen to figure something out for him, because I don’t think I can let him end up on the street and live with myself, no more than Pig","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7069"},{"timestamp":1682377304,"iso":"2023-04-25T00:01:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s one of the life tips I’ve adopted from that guy Jesus I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7070"},{"timestamp":1682377326,"iso":"2023-04-25T00:02:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Qui venit ad me non esuriet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7071"},{"timestamp":1682377331,"iso":"2023-04-25T00:02:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Non eiciam foras","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7072"},{"timestamp":1682377342,"iso":"2023-04-25T00:02:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Et cetera et cetera","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7073"},{"timestamp":1682377361,"iso":"2023-04-25T00:02:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dixit eis","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7074"},{"timestamp":1682387489,"iso":"2023-04-25T02:51:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7075","attachments":["static/photos/b340bec5-90e1-4d84-9259-12b6b1c70c95.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682413765,"iso":"2023-04-25T10:09:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7076"},{"timestamp":1682413782,"iso":"2023-04-25T10:09:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7077"},{"timestamp":1682427905,"iso":"2023-04-25T14:05:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7078","attachments":["static/photos/00269efc-c473-4884-8b6b-780250ad736e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682427906,"iso":"2023-04-25T14:05:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7079","attachments":["static/photos/f68c1cce-2460-4a03-8568-c8755d4768e4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682427906,"iso":"2023-04-25T14:05:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7080","attachments":["static/photos/069523f6-d10c-4bbb-ae73-9a65c580ae8a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682427907,"iso":"2023-04-25T14:05:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7081","attachments":["static/photos/844fb067-bf15-4f54-8c57-42138fa557c1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682439981,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:26:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good god it’s 5pm???? Wow… Anyway what do you think of these texts? Am I mad??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7082"},{"timestamp":1682440818,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:40:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean, I think they’re slightly off, maybe I’m missing some context about her being an Asian girl lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7083"},{"timestamp":1682440872,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:41:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"“U wanting to give me head even tho I rarely do shit for you” is a bit off. Some sort of power play haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7084"},{"timestamp":1682441014,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:43:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry I left the butter out, I was temporarily fleeing the flies","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7085"},{"timestamp":1682441040,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And nah all of it I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7086"},{"timestamp":1682441059,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:44:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘When we break up’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7087"},{"timestamp":1682441077,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:44:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘Taking a chance on you’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7088"},{"timestamp":1682441104,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:45:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘When you were out of that type’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7089"},{"timestamp":1682441156,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:45:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘There might be an “oh they’re pretty” but I don’t want that’\n\n(making some judgement calls here in the process of translating to English)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7090"},{"timestamp":1682441245,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:47:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7091","attachments":["static/photos/3297071f-b8d5-4871-8d01-6928c16a911b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682441702,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:55:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7092","attachments":["static/photos/6547d23d-01b7-412f-ac5f-3cd5a4364fbc.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682441745,"iso":"2023-04-25T17:55:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ugh it creeps me the fuck out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7093"},{"timestamp":1682442991,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:16:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lemme know if you want some meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7094"},{"timestamp":1682442996,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:16:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have given up on health","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7095"},{"timestamp":1682443000,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:16:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait shit sorry don’t","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7096"},{"timestamp":1682443039,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:17:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just remembered what you said the other day - sorry, bit fucked up over this situation with Ryan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7097"},{"timestamp":1682443064,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:17:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Not the Edward bit, that’s fine, but, well, the same thing Edward is worried about I guess)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7098"},{"timestamp":1682443491,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:24:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes this 😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7099"},{"timestamp":1682443559,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:25:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Actually yeah I agree, there’s something a bit messed up with it 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7100"},{"timestamp":1682443580,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:26:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes I’m detoxing. Thanks all the same","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7101"},{"timestamp":1682443662,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:27:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah, It’s very sweet what you’re doing to help him, but it’s alot of work 🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7102"},{"timestamp":1682445528,"iso":"2023-04-25T18:58:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just that every message, every supposed compliment, seems like a veiled insult","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7103"},{"timestamp":1682445687,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:01:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the ‘all the wrinkles’ (last image) etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7104"},{"timestamp":1682445844,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:04:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah I know what you mean, it’s a bit like that Shakespeare poem, my mistress eyes are nothing like the sun etc.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7105"},{"timestamp":1682445861,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:04:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7106"},{"timestamp":1682445875,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:04:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What is it, something about ‘her skin is dun’ or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7107"},{"timestamp":1682445884,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:04:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The great for ‘birthing babies’ is an odd thing to say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7108"},{"timestamp":1682445908,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:05:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I remember good old Hilton-Dennis declaiming that one when I was at school","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7109"},{"timestamp":1682445919,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:05:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Child-bearing hips I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7110"},{"timestamp":1682445943,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:05:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe he’s wrecking her self confidence,","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7111"},{"timestamp":1682445954,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:05:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Although that would be far too thought out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7112"},{"timestamp":1682445970,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:06:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it does rather seem that way - I just can’t quite believe it’s ALL accidental","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7113"},{"timestamp":1682445979,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:06:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know, I don’t have a good theory of mind with him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7114"},{"timestamp":1682445987,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:06:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"A wrinkled child bearing body - but it’s okay cause I love it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7115"},{"timestamp":1682445989,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:06:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7116"},{"timestamp":1682446005,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:06:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There is something off about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7117"},{"timestamp":1682446006,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:06:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And ‘took a chance’ etc - I mean I don’t think I’d ever speak to anyone like this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7118"},{"timestamp":1682446020,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The only implied compliment in the end is “well I like you anyway for no clear reason”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7119"},{"timestamp":1682446030,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:07:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“And thank god I do, eh?”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7120"},{"timestamp":1682446068,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:07:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Or thank your funny Hindoo cow head thing”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7121"},{"timestamp":1682446211,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:10:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh fuck, I didn’t read this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7122"},{"timestamp":1682446226,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:10:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I’m kidding, sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7123"},{"timestamp":1682446231,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:10:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not actually quoting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7124"},{"timestamp":1682446232,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:10:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or this 😅😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7125"},{"timestamp":1682446245,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:10:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, poorly worded","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7126"},{"timestamp":1682446264,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:11:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just mean this is basically all he’s saying in the end","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7127"},{"timestamp":1682447293,"iso":"2023-04-25T19:28:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes suggesting she was a huge risk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7128"},{"timestamp":1682450693,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:24:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7129","attachments":["static/photos/0e837fc4-919a-466d-afa4-2227bad06b31.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682450749,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:25:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Man seemed slightly confused that I was looking at a £7 pack of Juul pods the way a man lost at sea might look at a passing oil tanker","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7130"},{"timestamp":1682450762,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:26:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But honestly god bless him and his little newsagent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7131"},{"timestamp":1682450767,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:26:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh thank god for that, whete is this one.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7132"},{"timestamp":1682450776,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:26:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is that a good price?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7133"},{"timestamp":1682450776,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:26:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7134","attachments":["static/photos/4085575a-75aa-4f28-a772-69f21100f5cf.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682450826,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:27:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s just on Grosvenor St - basically go to Claridge’s, walk briskly _past_ their fucking wine cellar, and turn west","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7135"},{"timestamp":1682450881,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:28:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was basically on a mission to find, well, exactly this, and the Lord smiled on me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7136"},{"timestamp":1682452629,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:57:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh my god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7137"},{"timestamp":1682452687,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:58:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe it’s just me, but, like, when I was young, I always wanted a mini-fridge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7138"},{"timestamp":1682452700,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:58:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’ve just realised","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7139"},{"timestamp":1682452751,"iso":"2023-04-25T20:59:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can actually just buy one - like, that’s allowed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7140"},{"timestamp":1682452946,"iso":"2023-04-25T21:02:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7141"},{"timestamp":1682452957,"iso":"2023-04-25T21:02:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I got one as a birthday gift","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7142"},{"timestamp":1682452969,"iso":"2023-04-25T21:02:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Although I never had anything to put in it at that age","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7143"},{"timestamp":1682452981,"iso":"2023-04-25T21:03:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha you absolutely should","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7144"},{"timestamp":1682452990,"iso":"2023-04-25T21:03:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I might get a figi fridge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7145"},{"timestamp":1682453034,"iso":"2023-04-25T21:03:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7146"},{"timestamp":1682453124,"iso":"2023-04-25T21:05:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just popping out,","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7147"},{"timestamp":1682453131,"iso":"2023-04-25T21:05:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will you be around in an hour?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7148"},{"timestamp":1682458160,"iso":"2023-04-25T22:29:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7149","attachments":["static/photos/36bba57a-0110-4714-89ae-11a06ff1cebb.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682459370,"iso":"2023-04-25T22:49:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7150","attachments":["static/photos/4ec1706b-2189-4d87-bc05-5c278cab5417.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682460306,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:05:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7151"},{"timestamp":1682460954,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:15:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"These fucking flies","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7152"},{"timestamp":1682460958,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:15:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7153"},{"timestamp":1682460984,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:16:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes they’re a nightmare","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7154"},{"timestamp":1682460997,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:16:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’ll have to hatch a plan to get rid of them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7155"},{"timestamp":1682461003,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:16:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are there many in your room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7156"},{"timestamp":1682461611,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:26:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, just one which is annoying me - but I’m stuck in an annoying loop where","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7157"},{"timestamp":1682461640,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:27:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One sec let me turn off the shower","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7158"},{"timestamp":1682461678,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:27:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok yeah I’m stuck in a cycle of wanting to use it but basically it needs to be well ventilated","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7159"},{"timestamp":1682461812,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:30:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because it’s extremely toxic to cats, as are all pyrethroids iirc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7160"},{"timestamp":1682461828,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:30:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It degrades quite quickly in the environment, iirc, as well as when cooked etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7161"},{"timestamp":1682461924,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:32:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But basically its action is the same on all mammals, including us (overspraying it will tend to worsen my asthma and may cause asthma in you - in both cases I mean _permanently_, ie asthma itself, not just inflaming existing asthma; it will also lead to neurodegeneration, cognitive deficits, etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7162"},{"timestamp":1682462108,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:35:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In insects it’s about 2000x stronger and causes death by hyperexcitation of the nervous system (something to do with signalling pathways, sodium channels, sth like that; I’ve a friend at Oxford who specialises in this)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7163"},{"timestamp":1682462738,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:45:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Incidentally I believe it’s the same mechanism that causes ‘twitching’ in crack and meth addicts: _chorea_, ie dancing, which is quite a macabre name for it (medics do a good line in this: cf the ‘pugilistic attitude’ (deaths by burning), ‘fencing posture’ (decerebrate posturing from brain injury), etc), _athetosis_, ie something prob from tithemi, which iirc is more local minor twitching rather than sweeping","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7164"},{"timestamp":1682462808,"iso":"2023-04-25T23:46:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God sorry I’m synthesising all my useless fucking brain junk - basically it’s a very horrifying death that it inflicts on the insects, and very very dangerous to Tig and Pig and somewhat dangerous to me and even to you, BUT I think worth it to kill these fucking things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7165"},{"timestamp":1682463604,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:00:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7166","attachments":["static/photos/bf4b376e-02ee-4214-8a4b-f6fdae3f62f7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682464036,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:07:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"BAR-keley square","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7167"},{"timestamp":1682464382,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:13:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god, I’m so sorry about that. I hope it wasn’t too loud","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7168"},{"timestamp":1682464386,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:13:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7169"},{"timestamp":1682464399,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:13:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I only heard when you were talking in the hallway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7170"},{"timestamp":1682464433,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:13:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think MAYBE I heard some faint echo of sex-like noises at one point but it’s extremely faint from here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7171"},{"timestamp":1682464443,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:14:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God he’s such an ass, he used to be pretty cool","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7172"},{"timestamp":1682464445,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:14:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, indistinguishable from downstairs or outside or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7173"},{"timestamp":1682464450,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:14:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh who was it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7174"},{"timestamp":1682464467,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:14:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was my friend Stefanos","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7175"},{"timestamp":1682464471,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:14:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also I’m never sure if it’s persistent* meth psychosis \n*I forget the medical term for this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7176"},{"timestamp":1682464490,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:14:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Recurrent, goddammit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7177"},{"timestamp":1682464507,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:15:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He seems to become quite affected in the last year","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7178"},{"timestamp":1682464508,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:15:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait no it is persistent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7179"},{"timestamp":1682464526,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:15:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Does he live around here? I could hear he was giving directions to somewhere or other","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7180"},{"timestamp":1682464548,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:15:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"From Buhrkeley Square","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7181"},{"timestamp":1682464562,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:16:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god that’s embarrassing. Although it may be because the window is open.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7182"},{"timestamp":1682464577,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:16:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh that’s prob it - actually I have my window slightly open","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7183"},{"timestamp":1682464586,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:16:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7184","attachments":["static/photos/513f0bd5-574c-4f78-9aa5-2b5ad5d0e25e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682464594,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:16:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because of the pyrethroids and the cats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7185"},{"timestamp":1682464604,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:16:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’d be it then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7186"},{"timestamp":1682464608,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:16:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Interesting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7187"},{"timestamp":1682464648,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:17:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He lives down the street - we have to move 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7188"},{"timestamp":1682464694,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:18:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He wasn’t that bad I suppose, I’m just shocked with how much of a dick he’s become","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7189"},{"timestamp":1682466277,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:44:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7190","attachments":["static/photos/25ee4708-e9c7-472a-9ba2-20f9c58344a7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682466303,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:45:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God the connection for the wifi is terrible in my room, is it okay in yours?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7191"},{"timestamp":1682466475,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:47:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Interesting - how old is he? Odd to become _more_ affected over time… Has he become more exposed to rich people in some way? Or had some other kind of narcissistic wound? 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7192"},{"timestamp":1682466491,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:48:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How so? I didn’t hear much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7193"},{"timestamp":1682466517,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:48:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I’m not on it, lemme try","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7194"},{"timestamp":1682466765,"iso":"2023-04-26T00:52:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just gon quickly grab some crackers, then will close my door, and my window I’ve already closed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7195"},{"timestamp":1682536712,"iso":"2023-04-26T20:18:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is fabric conditioner the same thing as fabric softener????","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7196"},{"timestamp":1682536728,"iso":"2023-04-26T20:18:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes exactly x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7197"},{"timestamp":1682536733,"iso":"2023-04-26T20:18:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7198"},{"timestamp":1682536850,"iso":"2023-04-26T20:20:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7199","attachments":["static/photos/f4c8e62a-a3c7-4310-9132-a566868bfc5b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682550672,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:11:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam deing guy haven’t by any chance saw a pair of AirPods anywhere?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7200"},{"timestamp":1682550696,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:11:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m going slightly mad, have been\nLooking for the past 20 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7201"},{"timestamp":1682550713,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:11:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nope, sorry - can you not make them play a sound? I’m pretty sure you can","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7202"},{"timestamp":1682550734,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:12:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or perhaps it’s just the case (idk if you mean literally the AirPods)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7203"},{"timestamp":1682550809,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:13:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I could have I bothered to add it to\nFind my 🥲😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7204"},{"timestamp":1682550840,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:14:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you sure it’s not on there? It may be by default (but sounds like prob not)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7205"},{"timestamp":1682550876,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:14:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If not, could you not add it now? I know you don’t have them, but it may still be able to do it if they’re nearby - I mean, how else could the process work, really, afaict?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7206"},{"timestamp":1682550933,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:15:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Unless they’re out of battery I guess, or unless you need to press the button or hold them to your phone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7207"},{"timestamp":1682551022,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:17:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah oddily enough they didn’t sync to my phone.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7208"},{"timestamp":1682551027,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:17:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh lemme know if you want a hand with looking, or if you want to look in here for any reason, even if only to be sure you haven’t gone mad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7209"},{"timestamp":1682551049,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:17:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you darling, I’ll press on for a bit more now haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7210"},{"timestamp":1682551065,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:17:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm do you mean you could’ve left them out somewhere? Are these the Pro or the normal ones? I think you had both","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7211"},{"timestamp":1682551081,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:18:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I used to have both - it’s no problem with FMI etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7212"},{"timestamp":1682551142,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:19:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’re the pros. They should definitely be here somewhere, I haven’t been out today haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7213"},{"timestamp":1682551414,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:23:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, you’re v welcome to check my room, it’s not impossible they might have ended up here via something or other (eg I guess if I’d carried them in on a tray or fuck knows what, or if my aunt had somehow moved them, or they fell in a bag, or god knows)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7214"},{"timestamp":1682551504,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:25:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you get to the point of genuinely thinking “this thing could not have left this flat and I want to check every possible point within it”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7215"},{"timestamp":1682552049,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:34:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god they were in the bin 😅😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7216"},{"timestamp":1682552057,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:34:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh Jesus","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7217"},{"timestamp":1682552069,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:34:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve done this before","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7218"},{"timestamp":1682552073,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:34:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7219"},{"timestamp":1682552082,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:34:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, hopefully it was you and not me (or Alex I guess)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7220"},{"timestamp":1682552088,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:34:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I need to be more careful 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7221"},{"timestamp":1682552090,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:34:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Alex is always a good person to blame","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7222"},{"timestamp":1682552099,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:34:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He can be a sort of legal fiction","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7223"},{"timestamp":1682552110,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:35:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For anything that neither of us should have done, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7224"},{"timestamp":1682552119,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:35:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7225"},{"timestamp":1682552121,"iso":"2023-04-27T00:35:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahab quite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7226"},{"timestamp":1682584944,"iso":"2023-04-27T09:42:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Good morning darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7227"},{"timestamp":1682584960,"iso":"2023-04-27T09:42:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7228"},{"timestamp":1682584968,"iso":"2023-04-27T09:42:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll message you then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7229"},{"timestamp":1682584980,"iso":"2023-04-27T09:43:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just heading out now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7230"},{"timestamp":1682588717,"iso":"2023-04-27T10:45:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry I meant to reply - I got a message a while back saying ‘hello’, on telegram and from ‘Cathy’, but no reply to my reply, and no bell ring so far, and I’m now getting a bit apprehensive since it’s approaching 10:55","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7231"},{"timestamp":1682590460,"iso":"2023-04-27T11:14:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry, they called me about 15 mins ago, saying they’d be 45 mins late x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7232"},{"timestamp":1682591360,"iso":"2023-04-27T11:29:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just thinking: should we get walkie talkies?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7233"},{"timestamp":1682591429,"iso":"2023-04-27T11:30:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m semi-joking but my best friend James growing up (with the lunatic dad) had a system of walkie talkies around their house - distances too great to shout - and it worked quite well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7234"},{"timestamp":1682591468,"iso":"2023-04-27T11:31:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also have some and as much chocolate if and as respectively you want","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7235"},{"timestamp":1682591648,"iso":"2023-04-27T11:34:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😂😂😂 or a string with a can - could probably work between are bedroom windows lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7236"},{"timestamp":1682593192,"iso":"2023-04-27T11:59:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve put your meth in the top drawer of the desk lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7237"},{"timestamp":1682593224,"iso":"2023-04-27T12:00:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I’ve since found Tig","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7238"},{"timestamp":1682593235,"iso":"2023-04-27T12:00:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"She’s under my bed. Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7239"},{"timestamp":1682595043,"iso":"2023-04-27T12:30:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7240"},{"timestamp":1682595048,"iso":"2023-04-27T12:30:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is the TV man there?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7241"},{"timestamp":1682595072,"iso":"2023-04-27T12:31:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me know, I don’t mind taking over the role of standing around awkwardly in case he’s any questions","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7242"},{"timestamp":1682596509,"iso":"2023-04-27T12:55:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god they were both so awful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7243"},{"timestamp":1682596553,"iso":"2023-04-27T12:55:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m quickly going to to to JL and get some supplies for the cleaner","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7244"},{"timestamp":1682596577,"iso":"2023-04-27T12:56:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As well as an extension cable and some trunking","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7245"},{"timestamp":1682596584,"iso":"2023-04-27T12:56:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For these wires","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7246"},{"timestamp":1682596997,"iso":"2023-04-27T13:03:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait did you say - ah goddammit I just read this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7247"},{"timestamp":1682597009,"iso":"2023-04-27T13:03:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can go grab some, if you want, I’m easy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7248"},{"timestamp":1682597032,"iso":"2023-04-27T13:03:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wouldn’t mind an adventure and I ought to go to Boots anyway so lmk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7249"},{"timestamp":1682597042,"iso":"2023-04-27T13:04:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Otherwise will carry on working","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7250"},{"timestamp":1682597184,"iso":"2023-04-27T13:06:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also will try at some opportune time to grab ho oinos","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7251"},{"timestamp":1682597193,"iso":"2023-04-27T13:06:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He methu","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7252"},{"timestamp":1682617451,"iso":"2023-04-27T18:44:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I realise this is an imposition and I will get him out of here ASAP, even if only to my parents'. If he takes longer to find a flat than my parents can bear, then I think eventually ... on his head be it. But I'll make that clear to him beforehand.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7253"},{"timestamp":1682617490,"iso":"2023-04-27T18:44:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think 3 nights is a good hard deadline, and I'm happy to agree that formally","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7254"},{"timestamp":1682622305,"iso":"2023-04-27T20:05:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh don’t apologise at all darling, I really admire you for helping After all none of us know when we’ll be down on our luck, and he’s very sweet. \n\n I agree, I think 3 nights would be a could idea , do you think it’s worth asking your parents before or are you positive they’ll take him? I just worry, if he has no where to go, we can’t exactly send him packing. I really like him, although I don’t think it would be wise/ helpful/ good, for any of us if he stayed longer, In a weird way I can see myself becoming responsible for him as he’s so young 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7255"},{"timestamp":1682685089,"iso":"2023-04-28T13:31:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella_effect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7256"},{"timestamp":1682685913,"iso":"2023-04-28T13:45:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7257","attachments":["static/photos/fcd90a19-988c-4012-8ba0-0c44bdcfbf27.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682686224,"iso":"2023-04-28T13:50:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7258","attachments":["static/photos/288598e9-a795-4c37-b7f6-60017f5f5dac.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682686415,"iso":"2023-04-28T13:53:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7259","attachments":["static/photos/8b192ea1-d098-4710-bd07-ad94511ad706.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682688634,"iso":"2023-04-28T14:30:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7260","attachments":["static/photos/bfb6a3a2-c76b-4ddc-80e8-9f41bcf652fd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682702122,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:15:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh shit I’ve just gone to let Ryan in and unthinkingly closed the door w/o keys - is there any chance you could let us in? No rush!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7261"},{"timestamp":1682702136,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:15:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes of course","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7262"},{"timestamp":1682702252,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:17:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks! Much obliged 🙌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7263"},{"timestamp":1682704147,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:49:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7264"},{"timestamp":1682704470,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:54:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/kate-middleton/9878818/Hilary-Mantel-portrays-Duchess-of-Cambridge-as-a-shop-window-mannequin.html","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7265"},{"timestamp":1682704540,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:55:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v35/n04/hilary-mantel/royal-bodies","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7266"},{"timestamp":1682704668,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:57:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7267","attachments":["static/photos/8844ee7c-875a-4a9c-ad74-6f0f3719b813.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682704711,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:58:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7268","attachments":["static/photos/af23b31a-111b-4432-9cb4-392257adb1f3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682704732,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:58:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7269","attachments":["static/photos/9d60665f-037c-475b-b113-2211273bbcea.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682704753,"iso":"2023-04-28T18:59:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7270","attachments":["static/photos/6de360de-d1e4-419b-aad2-83be84e8fd75.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682771054,"iso":"2023-04-29T13:24:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://twitter.com/samziz/status/1598154328396959745?s=46&t=PE2yuFXFuYPTbN6IYrCaWg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7271"},{"timestamp":1682771788,"iso":"2023-04-29T13:36:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7272","attachments":["static/photos/43b7d990-9eed-4899-b149-b08c87c129f0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682772013,"iso":"2023-04-29T13:40:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://twitter.com/benjamincohen/status/1546060943087517697?s=12&t=PE2yuFXFuYPTbN6IYrCaWg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7273"},{"timestamp":1682772060,"iso":"2023-04-29T13:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7274","attachments":["static/photos/7e61d3a9-c423-4835-b4f1-a4e9e88d29a4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682790832,"iso":"2023-04-29T18:53:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7275","attachments":["static/photos/58f2d86e-5f17-48da-b72b-f1fbda85ae48.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682790832,"iso":"2023-04-29T18:53:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7276","attachments":["static/photos/90b357a3-614a-42a1-a21d-9b4683ab3bb0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682790855,"iso":"2023-04-29T18:54:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7277","attachments":["static/photos/8e5681cc-39a9-4eee-95db-efb4a1efe414.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682793232,"iso":"2023-04-29T19:33:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh did you say Alex was leaving at 7:30pm? He’s very welcome to stay longer, it’s nice having someone else around!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7278"},{"timestamp":1682793261,"iso":"2023-04-29T19:34:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m not sure how long he’s staying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7279"},{"timestamp":1682793265,"iso":"2023-04-29T19:34:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He just showed up lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7280"},{"timestamp":1682796642,"iso":"2023-04-29T20:30:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7281"},{"timestamp":1682798996,"iso":"2023-04-29T21:09:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7282"},{"timestamp":1682799030,"iso":"2023-04-29T21:10:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit, was forwarding own message, meant to forward to Ryan, ignore (but not deleting bc that always feels weird and shifty)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7283"},{"timestamp":1682810043,"iso":"2023-04-30T00:14:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7284"},{"timestamp":1682849225,"iso":"2023-04-30T11:07:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/61275807/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7285"},{"timestamp":1682849448,"iso":"2023-04-30T11:10:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7286","attachments":["static/photos/7bc9b014-b226-48d8-9555-8b89a110d670.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682849502,"iso":"2023-04-30T11:11:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7287","attachments":["static/photos/83bfcc4e-3b43-4ba8-bc67-cca5af853d15.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682849559,"iso":"2023-04-30T11:12:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/62771112/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7288"},{"timestamp":1682850060,"iso":"2023-04-30T11:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I just realised I’m smoking meth, and it’s like 11am","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7289"},{"timestamp":1682850068,"iso":"2023-04-30T11:21:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hadn’t even noticed myself doing it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7290"},{"timestamp":1682850084,"iso":"2023-04-30T11:21:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway do you think there’s any other John Lewis stuff to get? What else would improve le flat?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7291"},{"timestamp":1682873368,"iso":"2023-04-30T17:49:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7292","attachments":["static/photos/06339722-7210-43d9-84aa-95c0319f393c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682873865,"iso":"2023-04-30T17:57:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes perfect :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7293"},{"timestamp":1682879204,"iso":"2023-04-30T19:26:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7294"},{"timestamp":1682896974,"iso":"2023-05-01T00:22:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hope you don’t mind Micheal being over, I should age probably mentioned before!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7295"},{"timestamp":1682896993,"iso":"2023-05-01T00:23:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no not at all, and no need to mention I don’t think!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7296"},{"timestamp":1682897010,"iso":"2023-05-01T00:23:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Especially given my Ryan situation, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7297"},{"timestamp":1682897079,"iso":"2023-05-01T00:24:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But nah I don’t think we need to be silly about guests like that - I don’t really think there should be any such requirement, except maybe for full-on multi-night houseguests (for which sorry!!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7298"},{"timestamp":1682897157,"iso":"2023-05-01T00:25:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also nah he’s been nice to hang out with! I don’t mind anyone as long as they basically care about people. And I think he does, under the carapace, under Gay Personality #17, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7299"},{"timestamp":1682897173,"iso":"2023-05-01T00:26:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I just don’t want to do a Kieran with the house plant 🪴","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7300"},{"timestamp":1682897222,"iso":"2023-05-01T00:27:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No that’s mean. Sorry. I shouldn’t say anything about someone that I wouldn’t say to him. Mea gravissima culpa!! Also nah no Kieran worries, don’t be silly, haha - I’m the only one who’s guilty of that rn and I v much hope he’ll be out soon (nice that he’s gone out tonight for a change!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7301"},{"timestamp":1682906543,"iso":"2023-05-01T03:02:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, sorry, hope I didn’t wake you up just now. Need to fix my sleep times. Was packing away teaspoons, managed to drop one, & of course it hit the ground like the fucking Challenger rocket, Christ. Oh well.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7302"},{"timestamp":1682949038,"iso":"2023-05-01T14:50:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry aargh, will take a binbag and sort out living room as soon as I’ve replied to a few emails etc - realise it’s in a state… (How often is Cleanina coming?)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7303"},{"timestamp":1682949064,"iso":"2023-05-01T14:51:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry again*, lol, but maybe not an inapt typo from autocorrect 🤷‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7304"},{"timestamp":1682949166,"iso":"2023-05-01T14:52:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I didn’t hear a peep.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7305"},{"timestamp":1682949321,"iso":"2023-05-01T14:55:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh don’t worry, I can sort the rubbish, I was just going to ask, is there a special cleaning product to clean the cat sick lol. Shall we get her twice a week. She’s next due on Thursday. Maybe Monday and Thursday is a better bet for 3 hours at a time? I’ll speak to the new cleaners that Divy recommended and see if they can suggest something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7306"},{"timestamp":1682949382,"iso":"2023-05-01T14:56:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god, have the cats thrown up? I don’t know why they do that sometimes… I’ll sort it out, I don’t think there’s anything special, I’ll just probably use some kitchen roll and rubber gloves and bleach afterwards","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7307"},{"timestamp":1682949402,"iso":"2023-05-01T14:56:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just for future reference I mean - I’ve got the bleach-y thing anyway so no way for you to do it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7308"},{"timestamp":1682949446,"iso":"2023-05-01T14:57:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah, the more often and less time the better… If we have irregular chores like ironing, maybe we could have one longer clean a week for that? Idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7309"},{"timestamp":1682949762,"iso":"2023-05-01T15:02:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think I might just send laundry out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7310"},{"timestamp":1682949767,"iso":"2023-05-01T15:02:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s such a faff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7311"},{"timestamp":1682949811,"iso":"2023-05-01T15:03:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also if you have time later, shall we through the gas and electricity stuff. Sorry to sound like a nag, I would just hate for us to forget about it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7312"},{"timestamp":1682959018,"iso":"2023-05-01T17:36:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7313"},{"timestamp":1682959059,"iso":"2023-05-01T17:37:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, that wasn’t meant to sound so Molly Bloom - I meant “oh, god - yes”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7314"},{"timestamp":1682959091,"iso":"2023-05-01T17:38:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I’m going to jail, is there anything you want me to pick up?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7315"},{"timestamp":1682959098,"iso":"2023-05-01T17:38:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"JL* lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7316"},{"timestamp":1682961824,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:23:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you darling, but I’m good 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7317"},{"timestamp":1682961848,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:24:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are they doing the Sunday trading laws on the bank holiday, please tell me no😅😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7318"},{"timestamp":1682962091,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:28:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Any thoughts on lights? Also no, seems to close at 8 - it says ‘early bank holiday hours’ but seems no earlier than usual","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7319"},{"timestamp":1682962096,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:28:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Unless it’s not 8pm on a Monday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7320"},{"timestamp":1682962141,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:29:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ I can remember much of Homer and can still (I think) recite Shelley’s Prometheus by heart, but I have no fucking clue when John Lewis closes on any given day","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7321"},{"timestamp":1682962170,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:29:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s more complicated than the law of fucking promissory estoppel","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7322"},{"timestamp":1682962215,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:30:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah that room did seem darker than usual today I have no idea why! I might. Take a bulb from the lamp in the corner and see if they can recommend something else","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7323"},{"timestamp":1682962230,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:30:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And maybe some other spotlights","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7324"},{"timestamp":1682962246,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:30:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Part over the kitchen and the dining table","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7325"},{"timestamp":1682962260,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:31:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And see if they can we replaced cheaply with something better","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7326"},{"timestamp":1682962380,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:33:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s 8pm, except on weekends and certain weekdays, and every third week and also the second week of every month in the Julian calendar, when it’s 9pm or even 10pm, though on the Roman calends you subtract an hour, and also whenever it’s the month of Ventôse in the French Revolutionary calendar","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7327"},{"timestamp":1682962385,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:33:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7328"},{"timestamp":1682962443,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:34:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m quite tempted - what would be your favoured solution? I can grab lights or lamps or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7329"},{"timestamp":1682963100,"iso":"2023-05-01T18:45:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7330"},{"timestamp":1682967882,"iso":"2023-05-01T20:04:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7331","attachments":["static/photos/acc55f8a-93a2-4d99-a93a-85098e83f802.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682968339,"iso":"2023-05-01T20:12:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7332"},{"timestamp":1682972365,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:19:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ugh god I hate these fucking flies","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7333"},{"timestamp":1682972427,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:20:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just been trying to kill one that was in the everything room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7334"},{"timestamp":1682972453,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:20:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have strategically withdrawn to my bedroom","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7335"},{"timestamp":1682972574,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:22:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel grossed out and annoyed by them, and I feel terrible about causing them such a horrifying death as this fly spray causes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7336"},{"timestamp":1682972774,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:26:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh let me\nCheck for fly killer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7337"},{"timestamp":1682972791,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:26:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What’s the name of the drink you like","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7338"},{"timestamp":1682972798,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:26:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t find it anywhere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7339"},{"timestamp":1682972826,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:27:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tenzing :) Should be in the section where the ready meals are, the long fridgey row thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7340"},{"timestamp":1682972864,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:27:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With bags of soup on the rightmost end, transitioning to vegan cheese, houmous etc, desserts, and eventually drinks as you move rightwards","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7341"},{"timestamp":1682972922,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:28:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you came indoors from the westerly doors and moved gradually selfridgewards I think it would be on the other side of the meat or otherwise therebeyond","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7342"},{"timestamp":1682973038,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:30:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7343","attachments":["static/photos/9fff38dd-1b7d-4362-a04c-2c5f62f73172.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682973051,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:30:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yes exactly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7344"},{"timestamp":1682973059,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:30:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve just asked and they said because I’d the bank holiday weekend they’re all sold out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7345"},{"timestamp":1682973059,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:30:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If not there (on the left) then not","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7346"},{"timestamp":1682973072,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:31:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhhh thanks, no probs, thanks for looking 🙏 🙏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7347"},{"timestamp":1682973080,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:31:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is there anywhere else which might do them?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7348"},{"timestamp":1682973098,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:31:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it’s not at all important! I’ve got the otherflavoured ones, so it’s all good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7349"},{"timestamp":1682973105,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:31:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks though!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7350"},{"timestamp":1682973141,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:32:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Eugh, I just bumped into that prostitue","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7351"},{"timestamp":1682973150,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:32:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7352","attachments":["static/photos/0ccdab93-ad45-45b8-8531-ab4d4ee5f284.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682973157,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:32:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He totally blanked me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7353"},{"timestamp":1682973159,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:32:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh dear god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7354"},{"timestamp":1682973164,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:32:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7355"},{"timestamp":1682973177,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:32:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In the Selfridges food hall? Is he trans-rich as well? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7356"},{"timestamp":1682973188,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:33:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahahhaa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7357"},{"timestamp":1682973210,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:33:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’ll probably do an Instagram story there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7358"},{"timestamp":1682973233,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:33:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just to pretend it he does j’y all\nThe time lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7359"},{"timestamp":1682973253,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:34:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe he’s spending his dead benefactor’s (/malefactor’s?) money on some Natoora houmous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7360"},{"timestamp":1682973303,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:35:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha I know the food hall well enough to know what’s cheap there (surprisingly some things are, like Tenzing - I think it’s a lacuna in their pricing database)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7361"},{"timestamp":1682973334,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:35:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dunno why but I feel like I spent half my childhood at Selfridges (and we absolutely never went to Harrods, not once, that I remember at least)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7362"},{"timestamp":1682973364,"iso":"2023-05-01T21:36:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ obv Tenzing did not exist then but it’s a recent addition to the cheap list","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7363"},{"timestamp":1682974994,"iso":"2023-05-01T22:03:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7364","attachments":["static/photos/bd88c395-5ec5-41bb-8ba5-a6ec6dddd4d1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682975042,"iso":"2023-05-01T22:04:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7365","attachments":["static/photos/bdd9c94a-e12b-4979-afd5-abc96794087e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1682977982,"iso":"2023-05-01T22:53:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Brilliant, have smashed meth pipe just in time to get another 👌 👌 👌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7366"},{"timestamp":1682979938,"iso":"2023-05-01T23:25:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, Boy is spending the night at Ash’s again, which is nice at least (so imaginewon’t be back till late tomorrow if at all)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7367"},{"timestamp":1683024001,"iso":"2023-05-02T11:40:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are Tig and Pig with you? I noticed the door ajar, but didn’t see them in the hallway when I came back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7368"},{"timestamp":1683028075,"iso":"2023-05-02T12:47:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7369","attachments":["static/photos/6bdb8cb0-3a2f-4097-a841-c316ed696944.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683030229,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:23:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will call in 5 mins, soz - lemme know if there’s anything in particular that I should mention","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7370"},{"timestamp":1683030243,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:24:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eg our intensive hydroponic cannabis farming","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7371"},{"timestamp":1683030255,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:24:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait dammit sorry this is gas","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7372"},{"timestamp":1683030291,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:24:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In that case, our iron ore smelting facility","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7373"},{"timestamp":1683030748,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:32:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh ffs British Gas’s website seems to be down- do you happen to have the number anywhere?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7374"},{"timestamp":1683030968,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:36:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s such a nightmare haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7375"},{"timestamp":1683030975,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:36:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait no it’s back up, dw","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7376"},{"timestamp":1683030978,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:36:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yes 100%","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7377"},{"timestamp":1683030979,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:36:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"0333 202 9804","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7378"},{"timestamp":1683031340,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:42:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7379","attachments":["static/photos/e6180c45-669f-420d-ae35-fd98c943ee3d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683031351,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:42:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh good you sent the number, sorry, I missed that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7380"},{"timestamp":1683031361,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:42:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Otherwise I’d have no fucking clue which I was meant to call","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7381"},{"timestamp":1683031401,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:43:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, ‘Energy’ or ‘Home Services’??? What the hell sort of choice is that?? The service you provide is ‘bringing energy to my home’ ffs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7382"},{"timestamp":1683032111,"iso":"2023-05-02T13:55:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I give up on these fucking people","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7383"},{"timestamp":1683033390,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:16:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7384"},{"timestamp":1683033394,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:16:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could you poss grab my juul","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7385"},{"timestamp":1683033396,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:16:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On charge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7386"},{"timestamp":1683033397,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:16:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Living room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7387"},{"timestamp":1683033403,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:16:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If any chance you’re still there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7388"},{"timestamp":1683033407,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:16:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Really soz","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7389"},{"timestamp":1683033421,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:17:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Next sofa / intrasofular coffee table","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7390"},{"timestamp":1683033423,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:17:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Got it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7391"},{"timestamp":1683033430,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:17:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Amaze, thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7392"},{"timestamp":1683034065,"iso":"2023-05-02T14:27:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So what do we actually do with British Gas? Haha - Christ I don’t know how they can be so monumentally useless","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7393"},{"timestamp":1683038963,"iso":"2023-05-02T15:49:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, is there any chance you could harass me about getting my health insurance numbers - both the membership and authorisation numbers - and then phoning and/or emailing my doctor’s PA to let her know?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7394"},{"timestamp":1683039305,"iso":"2023-05-02T15:55:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also my mum asks what private health insurer you have (if any) that covers your therapy (which I mentioned because … hod I’ve lost track)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7395"},{"timestamp":1683043882,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:11:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, am at home, just quickly looking for insurance deer’s then will be with you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7396"},{"timestamp":1683043887,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:11:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not deers","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7397"},{"timestamp":1683043892,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:11:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Deets","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7398"},{"timestamp":1683043901,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:11:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And will clean up random mess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7399"},{"timestamp":1683044069,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:14:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t say this. I would have if I could. Alas I had therpay.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7400"},{"timestamp":1683044220,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:17:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"My father used to use Bupa for me. It was quite annoying, when it ran out Tim was supposed to sort it, or at least promised he would. I think in the end he said it was sorted and I went to the Drs got diagnosed, realised I didn’t have insurance because Tim forgot to do it or something ridiculous. So now I pay £1500 on therpay and the psych once a month, Tim pays for it for now thankfully, but I mean, they’ll never be covered by insurance so it’s hugely irritating!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7401"},{"timestamp":1683045142,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:32:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Soz 3 mins!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7402"},{"timestamp":1683045168,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:32:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no worries at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7403"},{"timestamp":1683045185,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:33:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just popping out now, I’ll see you later :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7404"},{"timestamp":1683045208,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:33:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahh ok cool cool, see ya 👋","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7405"},{"timestamp":1683045223,"iso":"2023-05-02T17:33:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And sorry, will reply to above in mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7406"},{"timestamp":1683135363,"iso":"2023-05-03T18:36:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you remember the gin times by any chance?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7407"},{"timestamp":1683135377,"iso":"2023-05-03T18:36:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bin times*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7408"},{"timestamp":1683135390,"iso":"2023-05-03T18:36:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gin times I already know: 5pm for cocktails, 7pm for wine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7409"},{"timestamp":1683136507,"iso":"2023-05-03T18:55:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling, I’m actually feeling quite tired now, I may give JL a miss for now. x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7410"},{"timestamp":1683136624,"iso":"2023-05-03T18:57:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure, no probs!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7411"},{"timestamp":1683142889,"iso":"2023-05-03T20:41:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh this actually wasn’t the stupid story I had in mind, but Jesus lol I just realised I had my meth pipe sticking out of my breast pocket throughout my trip to John Lewis 🤦‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7412"},{"timestamp":1683142895,"iso":"2023-05-03T20:41:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That would explain the looks….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7413"},{"timestamp":1683143145,"iso":"2023-05-03T20:45:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"OMG","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7414"},{"timestamp":1683143154,"iso":"2023-05-03T20:45:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7415"},{"timestamp":1683150749,"iso":"2023-05-03T22:52:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_Ceci n’est pas une meth pipe?_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7416"},{"timestamp":1683150763,"iso":"2023-05-03T22:52:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think it’d be quite cool, if I could get it printed somehow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7417"},{"timestamp":1683151470,"iso":"2023-05-03T23:04:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Download the Davinci app","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7418"},{"timestamp":1683151473,"iso":"2023-05-03T23:04:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’ll do it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7419"},{"timestamp":1683203308,"iso":"2023-05-04T13:28:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7420","attachments":["static/photos/b1fb79f1-789a-4b38-b2bd-95e07657a76e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683206068,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:14:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahah yeah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7421"},{"timestamp":1683206092,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:14:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was a gift I did g know what to do with it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7422"},{"timestamp":1683206100,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:15:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s so embarrassing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7423"},{"timestamp":1683206114,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:15:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I put it on the table on the assumption it was theirs - I think it’s not too bad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7424"},{"timestamp":1683206120,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:15:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hope it doesn’t look too Versace","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7425"},{"timestamp":1683206160,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:16:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It looks like it would look well in Donald Trumps flat in NY","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7426"},{"timestamp":1683206253,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:17:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also sorry for kid making about as much noise as a family of grieving elephants on an outing to Berry Bros","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7427"},{"timestamp":1683206288,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:18:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha I had my AirPods in so I can’t hear much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7428"},{"timestamp":1683206288,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:18:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I think it’s nice enough on the coffee table, but idk about my putting the vase on it (just from a design standpoint)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7429"},{"timestamp":1683206307,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:18:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It looks a bit like that Botticelli painting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7430"},{"timestamp":1683206317,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:18:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you want to do a trip to JL at some point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7431"},{"timestamp":1683206322,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:18:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The one with the mermaid slut in the seashell, or something like that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7432"},{"timestamp":1683206327,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:18:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Simonetta Vespucci","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7433"},{"timestamp":1683206328,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:18:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"H&M Home is a good bet too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7434"},{"timestamp":1683206417,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:20:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh dear god I think I’d sooner eat risotto","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7435"},{"timestamp":1683206513,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:21:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7436","attachments":["static/photos/a4ae1da7-73dc-4204-8883-fbdc7799d9f9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683206532,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:22:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s just like the primark one, 🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7437"},{"timestamp":1683206550,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:22:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, very nice lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7438"},{"timestamp":1683206603,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:23:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m kidding but I do like the version above","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7439"},{"timestamp":1683206608,"iso":"2023-05-04T14:23:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7440","attachments":["static/photos/00eee875-9aad-46dd-96b6-cf78accf3b6a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683221960,"iso":"2023-05-04T18:39:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7441","attachments":["static/photos/e3b0cec8-0db8-402b-bfde-f66a621590a1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683222137,"iso":"2023-05-04T18:42:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’m about to go! There were some cheap bulbs when I went yesterday but I can’t recall what sort… I make it 5 x 4, ie 20, so if they’re £3-5 it’d be £60-100, which is not bad - still, maybe we should start with 1?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7442"},{"timestamp":1683227460,"iso":"2023-05-04T20:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7443"},{"timestamp":1683228463,"iso":"2023-05-04T20:27:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, not trying to be unfriendly, but not sure if you particularly want ‘friendly’, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7444"},{"timestamp":1683235624,"iso":"2023-05-04T22:27:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha what?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7445"},{"timestamp":1683235649,"iso":"2023-05-04T22:27:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I meant my hiding / not introducing myself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7446"},{"timestamp":1683239787,"iso":"2023-05-04T23:36:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7447","attachments":["static/photos/04442d09-9a35-46fe-a16f-771044485ebe.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683239798,"iso":"2023-05-04T23:36:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7448","attachments":["static/photos/a20710a5-78ba-4c22-907b-f7fbfa559db1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683239825,"iso":"2023-05-04T23:37:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dunno if the kingdom of heaven exists but it seems like a rather rubbish scam I’d be pulling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7449"},{"timestamp":1683311718,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:35:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling just about to come over to the flat, there’s no meth pipes about is there? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7450"},{"timestamp":1683312199,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:43:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am out but try Ryan!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7451"},{"timestamp":1683312321,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:45:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling just about to come over to the flat, there’s no meth pipes about is there? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7452"},{"timestamp":1683312423,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:47:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is still me, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7453"},{"timestamp":1683312442,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:47:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha oh sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7454"},{"timestamp":1683312450,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:47:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll take my chances anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7455"},{"timestamp":1683312453,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:47:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also sorry last message so short","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7456"},{"timestamp":1683312454,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:47:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7457"},{"timestamp":1683312459,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:47:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just got heavy bags","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7458"},{"timestamp":1683312475,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:47:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And trekking to boots for scri— ah shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7459"},{"timestamp":1683312481,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:48:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No script","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7460"},{"timestamp":1683312484,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:48:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7461"},{"timestamp":1683312504,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:48:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How close are you? I can pre-sweep if you’re further than JL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7462"},{"timestamp":1683312539,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:48:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or pre-text Ryan if you’re simultalking","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7463"},{"timestamp":1683312656,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:50:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think I can hear you going up ahead","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7464"},{"timestamp":1683312664,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:51:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Rear Window vibes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7465"},{"timestamp":1683312673,"iso":"2023-05-05T19:51:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you dally I can sweep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7466"},{"timestamp":1683316954,"iso":"2023-05-05T21:02:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw, lovely to meet everyone, I really liked them! Sorry for talking so bloody much, it’s a terrible compulsion - really fascinating to hear the few things I let them say!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7467"},{"timestamp":1683317176,"iso":"2023-05-05T21:06:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Definitely have them over again, esp the cousins from Barnes - it’s essentially where Roman is, just on the other bank of the river, so not a long journey at all 🤷‍♂️ \n(Also really liked your uncle of course but obv he lives further afield! Sorry I didn’t know quite what to say about your aunt, partly because I didn’t know what I was ‘meant to know’, but also bc I figured the standard ‘condolences + sympathetic look’ might have been a bit grating by now.. Really I have no words to say because there’s nothing of value to hear from me about it 😬)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7468"},{"timestamp":1683320432,"iso":"2023-05-05T22:00:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p5eiOx7KdIcWwiHDsydc0_ce0D_aWRwo1FPYHhTp9HM/edit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7469"},{"timestamp":1683321633,"iso":"2023-05-05T22:20:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Alan_Clark","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7470"},{"timestamp":1683321689,"iso":"2023-05-05T22:21:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7471","attachments":["static/photos/f4fe3d9f-bad3-4ff5-b00c-e870a1f701d9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683321710,"iso":"2023-05-05T22:21:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7472","attachments":["static/photos/51e04f18-faf7-4d1a-8ccd-e3caf356fb53.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683322291,"iso":"2023-05-05T22:31:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11195293/MARGARET-RHODES-enchanting-childhood-Queen-long-lost-world.html","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7473"},{"timestamp":1683323759,"iso":"2023-05-05T22:55:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/yQ7MqgSEK0I","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7474"},{"timestamp":1683372041,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:20:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling, I’ve just woken up, and it would seem that either Tig or Pig has decided to pee all over the sheets with me being in them 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7475"},{"timestamp":1683372103,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:21:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really don’t might washing them but I’m going yo have to take the duvet to the dry cleaner.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7476"},{"timestamp":1683372142,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:22:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ugh - I did fall asleep with the door closed, which is maybe the disadvantage of having the litter in my bathroom, tho it’s also a disadvantage of NOT having it there - perhaps I’ll put a small emergency box in the hall outside","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7477"},{"timestamp":1683372157,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:22:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’ll get them dry cleaned and get a new duvet, sorry!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7478"},{"timestamp":1683372179,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:22:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or whatever the pecunijectory solution is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7479"},{"timestamp":1683372205,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:23:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I.e. throw money at it, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7480"},{"timestamp":1683372232,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:23:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no it’s fine, I can sort it don’t worry, I think just hope it comes out In the wash. I will try first the washing machine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7481"},{"timestamp":1683372255,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:24:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah at the very least take everything to the dry cleaner, it’s my bad and they can surely do the sheets too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7482"},{"timestamp":1683372265,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:24:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How much is the duvet?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7483"},{"timestamp":1683372551,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:29:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh everything is closed anyway for the coronation, the few I’ve called won’t be open till Tuesday ffs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7484"},{"timestamp":1683372585,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:29:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The topper was 100 and the duvet was like 350.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7485"},{"timestamp":1683372589,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:29:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7486"},{"timestamp":1683372589,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:29:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Argh - I think I have spare stuff for now, but I can’t remember where it’s from, and it’s possible the answer is Primark, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7487"},{"timestamp":1683372611,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:30:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It will come off in the wash","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7488"},{"timestamp":1683372615,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:30:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hopefully anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7489"},{"timestamp":1683373214,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:40:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No I can’t remember where it’s *from* (assuming you misread that)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7490"},{"timestamp":1683373261,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:41:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know where it *is* - it’s next to my bed, haha - feel free to use it for now or just to keep it, though I can’t be sure it’s equivalent so definitely do clean or replace yours","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7491"},{"timestamp":1683373291,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:41:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(for which I’ll pay, I mean, lol - obv I wasn’t going to _stop_ you from cleaning or replacing it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7492"},{"timestamp":1683373299,"iso":"2023-05-06T12:41:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha thank you darling, but hopefully I can get it sorted today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7493"},{"timestamp":1683375466,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:17:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God sorry I’m so dead, just getting to this now - is John Lewis open? Where did you get the existing ones?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7494"},{"timestamp":1683375839,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:23:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The White Company. A man has just come to collect them he reckons he can have them back in the next few hours. 99% they’ll be fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7495"},{"timestamp":1683375868,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:24:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want to come to a party later? At Marc Corbett Weavers around 3?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7496"},{"timestamp":1683375899,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:24:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Came* god, why can’t I write properly haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7497"},{"timestamp":1683375899,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:24:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah I was wondering what that was! And sure, I’ll swing by, it’d be nice to see Marc - is he still by Paddington Rec?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7498"},{"timestamp":1683375941,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:25:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He lives just opposite Jamison’s!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7499"},{"timestamp":1683375956,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:25:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Technically right the first time, haha - you did say ‘has’ before ‘just’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7500"},{"timestamp":1683375991,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:26:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait really? Above the Warrington? I could swear he was nearby but next to Maida Vale stn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7501"},{"timestamp":1683376014,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:26:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I know it quite well bc lots of my school friends were in Lil Ven and it’s where they bought drugs)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7502"},{"timestamp":1683376047,"iso":"2023-05-06T13:27:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes he moved down the street. Directly facing Jamison 😫","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7503"},{"timestamp":1683379870,"iso":"2023-05-06T14:31:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7504"},{"timestamp":1683385912,"iso":"2023-05-06T16:11:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7505"},{"timestamp":1683386343,"iso":"2023-05-06T16:19:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7506"},{"timestamp":1683386373,"iso":"2023-05-06T16:19:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7507"},{"timestamp":1683395620,"iso":"2023-05-06T18:53:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we go soon darling? x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7508"},{"timestamp":1683401868,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:37:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I didn’t mean the Selfridges closing time was soon, I meant that with Ryan I need to tell him soon if he’s to leave today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7509"},{"timestamp":1683401887,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhhh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7510"},{"timestamp":1683401889,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7511"},{"timestamp":1683401905,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t mind delaying Selfridges if you want to speak with Ryan x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7512"},{"timestamp":1683401907,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no chance of doing it before Selfridges I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7513"},{"timestamp":1683401913,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Um","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7514"},{"timestamp":1683401915,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7515"},{"timestamp":1683401917,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In fact we don’t even have to go","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7516"},{"timestamp":1683401920,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did we need again?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7517"},{"timestamp":1683401928,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, my memory is terrible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7518"},{"timestamp":1683401932,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:38:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Table lamps and lights","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7519"},{"timestamp":1683401945,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:39:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We could prob delay by an hour but it would be a brutal exit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7520"},{"timestamp":1683401956,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:39:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, a bit less than … nah actually there’d be no point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7521"},{"timestamp":1683401977,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:39:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We can always go tomorrow I imagine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7522"},{"timestamp":1683401981,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:39:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s no rush","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7523"},{"timestamp":1683401985,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:39:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I did have him out in like 20 mins in Goodge St, and he was more ‘unpacked’ there, but idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7524"},{"timestamp":1683402015,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:40:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dunno - maybe - wait, actually, I have an idea table-wise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7525"},{"timestamp":1683402022,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:40:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And actually lamp-wise too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7526"},{"timestamp":1683402031,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:40:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah actually let’s do it this way","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7527"},{"timestamp":1683402054,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:40:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh we can wait till tomorrow no rush at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7528"},{"timestamp":1683402481,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:48:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol let me know when the deed is done","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7529"},{"timestamp":1683402486,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:48:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or if you need any\nHelp","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7530"},{"timestamp":1683402587,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:49:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh thanks! I just need some energy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7531"},{"timestamp":1683402597,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:49:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7532"},{"timestamp":1683402850,"iso":"2023-05-06T20:54:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7533"},{"timestamp":1683405402,"iso":"2023-05-06T21:36:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you getting on did you mention to him?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7534"},{"timestamp":1683405448,"iso":"2023-05-06T21:37:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve texted him, just because I’m useless at explaining things in person. Have said I’ll go and discuss in a second. I dunno. I said today or tomorrow depending how I feel but that he should try to iron out some alternative accommodation asap.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7535"},{"timestamp":1683410484,"iso":"2023-05-06T23:01:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have left H&M receipt in your desk drawer just in case","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7536"},{"timestamp":1683411047,"iso":"2023-05-06T23:10:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7537"},{"timestamp":1683411062,"iso":"2023-05-06T23:11:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yah I’m not sure about that table cloth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7538"},{"timestamp":1683411068,"iso":"2023-05-06T23:11:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe we could get better","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7539"},{"timestamp":1683415143,"iso":"2023-05-07T00:19:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yeah I think so - but for now it’s a good proof of concept","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7540"},{"timestamp":1683415153,"iso":"2023-05-07T00:19:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"An existence proof","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7541"},{"timestamp":1683415319,"iso":"2023-05-07T00:21:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, really sorry, I stole a tiny bit of your cheese yesterday - meant to say, forgot, was starving and couldn’t stomach anything else, will replace if you let me know where you got it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7542"},{"timestamp":1683415355,"iso":"2023-05-07T00:22:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just realised you might have mentally blamed it on kid, which would’ve been quite plausible, and I felt that was unfair of me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7543"},{"timestamp":1683415390,"iso":"2023-05-07T00:23:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(J’ai pas pincé le nez!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7544"},{"timestamp":1683415754,"iso":"2023-05-07T00:29:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also shit sorry did you fold these clothes??? I’m really sorry, I totally assumed these were further clothes that he’d left out folded - cringing to think how ungrateful I probably sounded, Jesus","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7545"},{"timestamp":1683415790,"iso":"2023-05-07T00:29:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And absolutely I would never expect you to do that, at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7546"},{"timestamp":1683450980,"iso":"2023-05-07T10:16:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh not at all. I won’t eat the cheese so I’ll be happy if anyone does. Aww I hope I’m not being too mean about him, if so I’m just being grouchy haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7547"},{"timestamp":1683451068,"iso":"2023-05-07T10:17:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh not at all, I would of ironed them, although I was feeling wretched last night, fortunately feeling a bit better now. I really never want to iron again, let’s get the housekeeper to it when they come, life is too short","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7548"},{"timestamp":1683453445,"iso":"2023-05-07T10:57:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yet let’s! Sorry, will reply when wake up properly, but: did you just go out, or was that kid?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7549"},{"timestamp":1683453468,"iso":"2023-05-07T10:57:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was him I think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7550"},{"timestamp":1683453476,"iso":"2023-05-07T10:57:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7551"},{"timestamp":1683461034,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:03:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is this your person at the door?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7552"},{"timestamp":1683461035,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:03:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you in?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7553"},{"timestamp":1683461040,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:04:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7554"},{"timestamp":1683461042,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:04:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I seem to have lost one of my keys","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7555"},{"timestamp":1683461044,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:04:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thought you were in - one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7556"},{"timestamp":1683461125,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:05:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Where were your keys? Did you have the inner key on the way out? Just thinking a bit cautiously","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7557"},{"timestamp":1683461201,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:06:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure I did, I think it’s just dropped out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7558"},{"timestamp":1683461208,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:06:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s probably somewhere in regents park","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7559"},{"timestamp":1683461211,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:06:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So annoying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7560"},{"timestamp":1683461230,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:07:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You don’t mind if I borrow yours in a bit to go and get it cut in Selfridges?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7561"},{"timestamp":1683461251,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:07:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘Sure’ as in actually certain, or ‘sure’ as in ‘eh, probably’? Haha- just apprehensive in view of houseguest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7562"},{"timestamp":1683461261,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:07:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah sure!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7563"},{"timestamp":1683461294,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:08:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yeah 100%. I took both out of the gilet I was wearing yesterday, after Ryan left.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7564"},{"timestamp":1683461875,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:17:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok cool cool!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7565"},{"timestamp":1683462598,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:29:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry is Humphrey the Second in your room?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7566"},{"timestamp":1683462603,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:30:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He can be a bit pushy sometimes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7567"},{"timestamp":1683462643,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:30:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe I need to get a new Humphrey with a more placable disposition","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7568"},{"timestamp":1683462670,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:31:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7569"},{"timestamp":1683462675,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:31:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s doing a good job","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7570"},{"timestamp":1683462698,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:31:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He got abit tangled in some wires, but he’s back on track now haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7571"},{"timestamp":1683462725,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:32:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha good good - I tend to think he’s a good canary in the coal mine for finding things that can be easily (a) pushed/tipped/flipped over or (b) tangled up (admittedly (b) is less likely to happen organically)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7572"},{"timestamp":1683462765,"iso":"2023-05-07T13:32:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But it’s an inducement to get some cable ties or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7573"},{"timestamp":1683468895,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:14:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling I invited babs around at 4, hope you don’t mind x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7574"},{"timestamp":1683468923,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:15:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no that sounds lovely!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7575"},{"timestamp":1683468925,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:15:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It may not be the best idea if you wanted to rest idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7576"},{"timestamp":1683468926,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:15:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7577"},{"timestamp":1683468928,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:15:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"V welcome!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7578"},{"timestamp":1683468958,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:15:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And no I only need to rest because I invited (semi-invited) kid around for what ended up being a week or two or whatever the fuck it was","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7579"},{"timestamp":1683469055,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:17:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel a bit like the guy in the Borges story who’s condemned to death but lives a thousand years in his mind between the guns firing and the moment of death","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7580"},{"timestamp":1683470689,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:44:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How did it end with him?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7581"},{"timestamp":1683470698,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:44:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can I borrow your keys","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7582"},{"timestamp":1683470712,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:45:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just going to get them cut 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7583"},{"timestamp":1683470713,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:45:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Uh….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7584"},{"timestamp":1683470721,"iso":"2023-05-07T15:45:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah sure! What about Oli though?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7585"},{"timestamp":1683482263,"iso":"2023-05-07T18:57:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Share certificate semi-fictitious-y bank-y entity:\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cede_and_Company","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7586"},{"timestamp":1683482316,"iso":"2023-05-07T18:58:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The French thing I meant:\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caisse_des_d%C3%A9p%C3%B4ts_et_consignations","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7587"},{"timestamp":1683487662,"iso":"2023-05-07T20:27:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncleftish_Beholding","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7588"},{"timestamp":1683493092,"iso":"2023-05-07T21:58:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7589"},{"timestamp":1683493458,"iso":"2023-05-07T22:04:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7590","attachments":["static/photos/281709d1-fac6-4fa7-bf4e-134b660dca2f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683496337,"iso":"2023-05-07T22:52:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"SIDS woman: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Clark","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7591"},{"timestamp":1683496694,"iso":"2023-05-07T22:58:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Rievaulx Abbey (good suicide location):","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7592"},{"timestamp":1683496699,"iso":"2023-05-07T22:58:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7593","attachments":["static/photos/b68cc53d-8b94-4ac1-8549-d77fa2fb5698.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683496721,"iso":"2023-05-07T22:58:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7594","attachments":["static/photos/9378d6f5-494a-44be-9a9a-2693c63ff813.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683496768,"iso":"2023-05-07T22:59:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7595","attachments":["static/photos/e85fe07e-0056-4f66-9c76-7fc215552bec.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683496992,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:03:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7596","attachments":["static/photos/2649c1f3-6ff0-420b-b57a-5f42cffaea86.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683497011,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:03:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/73288/15-eerie-things-about-japans-suicide-forest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7597"},{"timestamp":1683497100,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:05:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really don’t blame him. 🥲","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7598"},{"timestamp":1683497188,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:06:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, sorry, that’s probably a bit dismal… It’s just me being morbid. I dunno. Not suicidal at all right now or really mostly ever! Just that death is obviously a big reality that no one ever speaks about!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7599"},{"timestamp":1683497306,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:08:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah Japan has a very high suicide rate, I _think_ largely people jumping in front of trains. (Can’t remember if some other boring vanilla suicide method is still higher, but that’s a big one.) Got so bad they had to institute literal kin punishment - if you jump in front of a train, your family is liable for the costs. Interesting way to fix their weird broken workaholic xenophobic paedophile therapy-case wreck of a society…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7600"},{"timestamp":1683497375,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:09:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They really hated Hiroshima and Nagasaki because they’d just been gearing up to have a good old mass suicide when the Americans invaded","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7601"},{"timestamp":1683497544,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:12:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But to be fair, they did kill a lot of Chinese people","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7602"},{"timestamp":1683497655,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:14:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well quite, don’t they work like 6 days a week? Such an oppressed civilisation, people don’t seem to think about it. Maybe it’s the Shinto religion. It’s all about mindfulness and all the rest, so perhaps they’re satisfied.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7603"},{"timestamp":1683497683,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:14:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But I believe they still have the death penalty and other horrible medieval punishments","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7604"},{"timestamp":1683497800,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:16:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, they execute a lot of foreigners I think - very dodgy police force when it comes to race… It’s basically the one place in the world where white people are screwed over so much by the justice system afaik haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7605"},{"timestamp":1683497878,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:17:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no I don’t think they are very satisfied! They work themselves to death (literally ‘death by overwork’ - can’t remember Japanese name - is a totally common phenomenon)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7606"},{"timestamp":1683497908,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:18:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the remaining ones kill themselves more often than captive orcas and trans people","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7607"},{"timestamp":1683497961,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:19:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh and they’re all paedophiles with creepy schoolgirl cafes and shops that sell schoolgirls’ underwear - basically big fans of schoolgirls","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7608"},{"timestamp":1683497991,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:19:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Only economy in the world to have problematic persistent deflation iirc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7609"},{"timestamp":1683498035,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:20:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not one to judge but I mean very literal paedophiles, like, as in _youuuung_ children","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7610"},{"timestamp":1683498082,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:21:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"However the trains are very very good so hey, swings and roundabouts","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7611"},{"timestamp":1683498411,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:26:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7612","attachments":["static/photos/1e0a7e80-5fe5-4a79-b420-8fd5e763b687.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683498421,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:27:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🤷‍♀️ 🇯🇵","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7613"},{"timestamp":1683499030,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:37:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes quite, it is bizarre how they let that go on. School girls selling their underwear, so it can be bought by creepy business men. It’s all so quietened down that I down know the full extent of it. It’s really an odd place, oh, Abe?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7614"},{"timestamp":1683499038,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:37:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you every watch the movie parasite?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7615"},{"timestamp":1683499053,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:37:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If not maybe we should","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7616"},{"timestamp":1683499060,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:37:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think you might like it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7617"},{"timestamp":1683500252,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:57:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7618","attachments":["static/photos/5f80036c-f2d0-4f1b-9c9c-6edcf5b52430.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500253,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:57:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7619","attachments":["static/photos/941b8142-eb41-43af-b884-ddfd5c778022.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500254,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:57:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7620","attachments":["static/photos/98232d85-8044-491b-a7bd-a959a2ced6a1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500254,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:57:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7621","attachments":["static/photos/af0ccf95-6473-40e4-83d8-5bcc5ccdab6a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500255,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:57:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7622","attachments":["static/photos/0b4d71d9-ecbc-4dbc-8728-832d708b5284.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500255,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:57:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7623","attachments":["static/photos/38ef8759-cc59-4616-bbb6-e165443aaeb6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500256,"iso":"2023-05-07T23:57:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7624","attachments":["static/photos/f5d86b0c-fd10-4244-947b-448eb464ecf6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500803,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:06:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7625","attachments":["static/photos/a09accfc-3dd7-43ae-9716-cde0c40b38f7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500804,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:06:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7626","attachments":["static/photos/24b3ccaf-2926-4583-980d-2aeda0fd3760.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500804,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:06:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7627","attachments":["static/photos/773f8f42-7b7c-4086-ba41-7b113db42563.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683500918,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:08:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7628","attachments":["static/photos/66ed154f-f69e-44c6-bf8d-7100069743ab.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683502896,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:41:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Halabé pitch.pdf • 14 pages document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7629"},{"timestamp":1683503357,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:49:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure I like the name - is this a real French verb? It sounds like a suntan lotion for Arab women or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7630"},{"timestamp":1683503700,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7631","attachments":["static/photos/152369c3-c93f-4022-b256-9e080a454512.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683503735,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:55:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, oh no, that’s terrible, hahah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7632"},{"timestamp":1683503804,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:56:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(poor Stefan got metooed, lol: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/apr/03/london-tech-investor-drops-cofounder-charged-with-sexual-assault)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7633"},{"timestamp":1683503964,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:59:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh shit wait no this is a more serious charge","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7634"},{"timestamp":1683503977,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:59:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What I knew about was from pre-2020","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7635"},{"timestamp":1683503999,"iso":"2023-05-08T00:59:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus christ Stefan you gotta stop groping people","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7636"},{"timestamp":1683522451,"iso":"2023-05-08T06:07:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7637"},{"timestamp":1683522879,"iso":"2023-05-08T06:14:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just thought you were enjoying the heroin lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7638"},{"timestamp":1683522894,"iso":"2023-05-08T06:14:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Btw I’m so sorry about the mess I left behind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7639"},{"timestamp":1683522901,"iso":"2023-05-08T06:15:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will sort it soon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7640"},{"timestamp":1683522915,"iso":"2023-05-08T06:15:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Def before Esther comes.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7641"},{"timestamp":1683543793,"iso":"2023-05-08T12:03:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit sorry I only just woke up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7642"},{"timestamp":1683543827,"iso":"2023-05-08T12:03:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will decamp to living room once living","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7643"},{"timestamp":1683544189,"iso":"2023-05-08T12:09:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no rush at all?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7644"},{"timestamp":1683544194,"iso":"2023-05-08T12:09:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Have you been sleeping a while?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7645"},{"timestamp":1683544205,"iso":"2023-05-08T12:10:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nGoing to head to Boots","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7646"},{"timestamp":1683544219,"iso":"2023-05-08T12:10:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If you wanted to pick your prescription up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7647"},{"timestamp":1683548274,"iso":"2023-05-08T13:17:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry, I totally missed this - yeah I overslept for some reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7648"},{"timestamp":1683548283,"iso":"2023-05-08T13:18:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, any sleeping is oversleeping, but still","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7649"},{"timestamp":1683549569,"iso":"2023-05-08T13:39:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.habitat.co.uk/browse/furniture/nest-of-tables/c:824710/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7650"},{"timestamp":1683550704,"iso":"2023-05-08T13:58:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, any chance you could let me in?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7651"},{"timestamp":1683550710,"iso":"2023-05-08T13:58:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, forgot that I forgot my keys","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7652"},{"timestamp":1683550731,"iso":"2023-05-08T13:58:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, front door I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7653"},{"timestamp":1683550751,"iso":"2023-05-08T13:59:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not actual road door goddammit why is there not a word for this thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7654"},{"timestamp":1683551122,"iso":"2023-05-08T14:05:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god just seeing this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7655"},{"timestamp":1683551126,"iso":"2023-05-08T14:05:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you outside the flat?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7656"},{"timestamp":1683551133,"iso":"2023-05-08T14:05:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7657"},{"timestamp":1683551136,"iso":"2023-05-08T14:05:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or on the street?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7658"},{"timestamp":1683551139,"iso":"2023-05-08T14:05:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just outside yeah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7659"},{"timestamp":1683551149,"iso":"2023-05-08T14:05:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I could prob knock but it makes not much difference","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7660"},{"timestamp":1683551155,"iso":"2023-05-08T14:05:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Whether I’m sitting outside or inside lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7661"},{"timestamp":1683562018,"iso":"2023-05-08T17:06:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, what did you mean by the Selfridges vet? I can’t seem to find one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7662"},{"timestamp":1683563129,"iso":"2023-05-08T17:25:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I could of swore they had a vet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7663"},{"timestamp":1683563131,"iso":"2023-05-08T17:25:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7664"},{"timestamp":1683563144,"iso":"2023-05-08T17:25:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I think they have a pet section but not sure about vet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7665"},{"timestamp":1683563150,"iso":"2023-05-08T17:25:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also may swing by heroin chemist","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7666"},{"timestamp":1683563153,"iso":"2023-05-08T17:25:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Whatever it’s called","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7667"},{"timestamp":1683563181,"iso":"2023-05-08T17:26:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"John bell and Croydon?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7668"},{"timestamp":1683563310,"iso":"2023-05-08T17:28:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hhaha there may be Pet shop on Marylebone high st","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7669"},{"timestamp":1683570798,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:33:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7670","attachments":["static/photos/4eb999e9-0e6a-4ba0-9eee-ccf7739f79ee.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683570835,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:33:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As in I’m not sure whether they make kitchens and the crockery is just for show, or vice versa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7671"},{"timestamp":1683571033,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:37:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ opposite JB&c which maddeningly is closed becyaes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7672"},{"timestamp":1683571041,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:37:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Of coronation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7673"},{"timestamp":1683571076,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:37:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No 😱","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7674"},{"timestamp":1683571083,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:38:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s outrageous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7675"},{"timestamp":1683571118,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:38:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7676","attachments":["static/photos/c59c06a3-f454-40e9-ace0-ee692e56d38c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683571143,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:39:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know, it’s a violation of my right to skin cream 🙄","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7677"},{"timestamp":1683571176,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:39:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes. We can use it to smother patriots","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7678"},{"timestamp":1683571267,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:41:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha that reminds me of my mum’s reply to Keir Starmer saying “you can’t be a patriot if you don’t love [back then] the Queen”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7679"},{"timestamp":1683571276,"iso":"2023-05-08T19:41:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Namely, “why should I care about either of those things?”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7680"},{"timestamp":1683574275,"iso":"2023-05-08T20:31:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When’s your fate btw?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7681"},{"timestamp":1683574292,"iso":"2023-05-08T20:31:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Date* lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7682"},{"timestamp":1683578381,"iso":"2023-05-08T21:39:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god, just getting back. I almost pretended I was having heart attack just to leave early! Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7683"},{"timestamp":1683624400,"iso":"2023-05-09T10:26:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi darling, are you awake? I’m just going to Starbucks, and wiatrose, would you like anything? The electrician should be here in the next 90 mins or so, I’ll probably be back before to let him in, but if you hear the door go, it’s most likely him.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7684"},{"timestamp":1683634485,"iso":"2023-05-09T13:14:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7685","attachments":["static/photos/a757acf4-13e4-4122-8667-b306cc6feafd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683634517,"iso":"2023-05-09T13:15:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry my sleep cycle has been fucked these past few days…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7686"},{"timestamp":1683634614,"iso":"2023-05-09T13:16:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What are his dimensions? I also saw a nice one in John Lewis but his pricing is very competitive","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7687"},{"timestamp":1683635024,"iso":"2023-05-09T13:23:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7688"},{"timestamp":1683635900,"iso":"2023-05-09T13:38:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh like the one that Abramovich’s girlfriend posed on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7689"},{"timestamp":1683635942,"iso":"2023-05-09T13:39:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just worry about its resale value and the liquidity of the secondary market","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7690"},{"timestamp":1683638017,"iso":"2023-05-09T14:13:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7691","attachments":["static/photos/fa116bfe-592f-4334-aed8-b0584e5d2491.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683638662,"iso":"2023-05-09T14:24:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://donfeatures.photoshelter.com/image/I0000dnarL8N7rp8","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7692"},{"timestamp":1683640007,"iso":"2023-05-09T14:46:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Couldn’t find a non-rubbish trailer, so:\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGF6Qyvz2no&pp=ygUSMTIgYW5ncnkgbWVuIHNjZW5l\nSuch a good film, absolutely must watch","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7693"},{"timestamp":1683643754,"iso":"2023-05-09T15:49:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw is there anything we want from JL? I’m gonna head to the chemist to make my skin not feel like crocodile leather, so I can swing by easily","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7694"},{"timestamp":1683643799,"iso":"2023-05-09T15:49:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I’m pretty sure I owe you some money for various house things and I need to figure out how much, and in the interim I guess it offsets it a bit if I can pick some stuff up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7695"},{"timestamp":1683647226,"iso":"2023-05-09T16:47:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, interesting factoid for burglar avoidance and/or key loss purposes: it looks like it’s pretty easy to get into your bedroom window from the window outside the front door.. (Or in principle my bedroom windows, tho that would require more crawling along that already terrifying ledge from which to fall would mean certain death","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7696"},{"timestamp":1683647256,"iso":"2023-05-09T16:47:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit I didn’t mean to hit send","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7697"},{"timestamp":1683647389,"iso":"2023-05-09T16:49:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Unlikely in practice: pretty hard to get into the building since there are only three other flats on which to try the delivery-man trick, and ours would be the riskiest and last available one to try, _but_ it’s conceivable 🤷‍♂️ (For me I don’t care really but it was interesting to consider)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7698"},{"timestamp":1683648564,"iso":"2023-05-09T17:09:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7699"},{"timestamp":1683649119,"iso":"2023-05-09T17:18:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg, yes let’s watch it 👌🏻 when are you free?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7700"},{"timestamp":1683649144,"iso":"2023-05-09T17:19:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m good thanks darling xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7701"},{"timestamp":1683649835,"iso":"2023-05-09T17:30:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh whenever really! I’m always around, I have no particular plans tho I always aspire to get stuff done","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7702"},{"timestamp":1683649870,"iso":"2023-05-09T17:31:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7703","attachments":["static/photos/164bfaa1-94d2-4972-8665-47495b55b6ed.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683649885,"iso":"2023-05-09T17:31:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hard to capture colour and texture but they’re very nice if you go see them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7704"},{"timestamp":1683649963,"iso":"2023-05-09T17:32:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7705","attachments":["static/photos/643c76a2-7a01-4e56-8fbc-c29fbd625829.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683650032,"iso":"2023-05-09T17:33:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7706","attachments":["static/photos/60cc8169-ef2a-4c50-b285-70be13d8074d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683654162,"iso":"2023-05-09T18:42:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7707"},{"timestamp":1683661729,"iso":"2023-05-09T20:48:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7708","attachments":["static/photos/ce4b980d-32ff-4792-b2d0-2cf1fd81a907.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683661825,"iso":"2023-05-09T20:50:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7709","attachments":["static/photos/43ec62b6-f380-4f0f-bfff-b8c01af70a9e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683664269,"iso":"2023-05-09T21:31:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I just scrolled past this and … ‘not so hands on any more’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7710"},{"timestamp":1683664272,"iso":"2023-05-09T21:31:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Great wording","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7711"},{"timestamp":1683664279,"iso":"2023-05-09T21:31:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The guardian article below would beg to differ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7712"},{"timestamp":1683725610,"iso":"2023-05-10T14:33:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://twitter.com/arussellsaw/status/1407748735120166916?s=12&t=PE2yuFXFuYPTbN6IYrCaWg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7713"},{"timestamp":1683726542,"iso":"2023-05-10T14:49:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/abandoned_habits","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7714"},{"timestamp":1683726550,"iso":"2023-05-10T14:49:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7715","attachments":["static/photos/b0772a2c-66cd-4bdf-929f-24c777e24c57.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683727027,"iso":"2023-05-10T14:57:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50364/neutral-tones","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7716"},{"timestamp":1683727932,"iso":"2023-05-10T15:12:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7717","attachments":["static/photos/7aa0051f-224f-415e-902c-5e0bda53dcb3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683727981,"iso":"2023-05-10T15:13:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/shilling-for-big-mitochondria","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7718"},{"timestamp":1683728048,"iso":"2023-05-10T15:14:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7719","attachments":["static/photos/dd647267-6d49-47b0-86f9-0d7f07e154f8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683754909,"iso":"2023-05-10T22:41:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just closing door so I don’t disturb you with my rampant meth smoking (which I realise is inexplicably déclassé, compared with popping Adderall or snorting coke6","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7720"},{"timestamp":1683754930,"iso":"2023-05-10T22:42:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You’re v welcome to come in of course, and I’ll decamp to my bedroom once my food’s do— ah shit my good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7721"},{"timestamp":1683754963,"iso":"2023-05-10T22:42:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"food*\nAnyway yeah don’t worry, washing machine is very loud and even without it it’s inaudible - actually it may even be quieter in here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7722"},{"timestamp":1683757162,"iso":"2023-05-10T23:19:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That for you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7723"},{"timestamp":1683757266,"iso":"2023-05-10T23:21:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lemme know if you need a hand","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7724"},{"timestamp":1683757276,"iso":"2023-05-10T23:21:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With whoever turned up drunk!!! Not your existing guest!!!!!!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7725"},{"timestamp":1683759268,"iso":"2023-05-10T23:54:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so sorry about that. Who does that. So bloody annoying, fortunately the drunk went home. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7726"},{"timestamp":1683795316,"iso":"2023-05-11T09:55:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Good Morning darling, I’m just heading out.Esther is supposed to be coming at 12, I think, hopefully I’ll\nBe back be then. But in case I’m not, I’ve put your bag of T in the desk drawer, just Incase you miss it and she finds it lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7727"},{"timestamp":1683804107,"iso":"2023-05-11T12:21:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god oh god I hope she’s not here, Jesus, I just read this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7728"},{"timestamp":1683804134,"iso":"2023-05-11T12:22:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no, I think she’s running late or something haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7729"},{"timestamp":1683804140,"iso":"2023-05-11T12:22:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh thank god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7730"},{"timestamp":1683804187,"iso":"2023-05-11T12:23:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And praise Jebus","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7731"},{"timestamp":1683804209,"iso":"2023-05-11T12:23:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel so dead, I’m tempted to go buy a sad lamp or sth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7732"},{"timestamp":1683808089,"iso":"2023-05-11T13:28:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can I get you anything darling?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7733"},{"timestamp":1683813218,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:53:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey, sorry, is there any chance you could ask Cleanina to let me in? I managed to lock myself out while getting a delivery and I think either she has warphones in or she doesn’t feel comfortable opening the door","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7734"},{"timestamp":1683813265,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:54:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quite understandably obv","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7735"},{"timestamp":1683813456,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:57:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhh let me find out!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7736"},{"timestamp":1683813466,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:57:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I usually deal with the agency","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7737"},{"timestamp":1683813471,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:57:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh do you not know? Ah, shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7738"},{"timestamp":1683813474,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:57:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Should’ve brought keys","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7739"},{"timestamp":1683813500,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:58:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don’t really blame her for not opening it, tbh, given she’s alone in there, let alone that she doesn’t know what we want her to do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7740"},{"timestamp":1683813527,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:58:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But also not ideal for me (tho I’m on the landing so I’ll survive - I’m more concerned about her potentially finding drugs if she gets to my room before I do, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7741"},{"timestamp":1683813551,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:59:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"+44 7513 310350","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7742"},{"timestamp":1683813555,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:59:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Pipe is in my pocket but iirc there’s a pack of drugs on one of the bedside tables","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7743"},{"timestamp":1683813561,"iso":"2023-05-11T14:59:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7744"},{"timestamp":1683813663,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:01:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know if you can’t get through and I can come back and let you in.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7745"},{"timestamp":1683813870,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:04:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll let you know - I can hear very industrious cleaning noises but I suspect she might not be by her phone 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7746"},{"timestamp":1683813876,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:04:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no need, it’s my bad, and I’ve got food from the GoPuff order (and litter, should it come to that!!). If I had bad asthma or something then I’d definitely say yes, but honestly I’ll be fine for an hour or two","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7747"},{"timestamp":1683813910,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:05:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also dammit, earphones*, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7748"},{"timestamp":1683814116,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:08:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know if you get in, I think I’d you bang enough it should work x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7749"},{"timestamp":1683814163,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:09:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I don’t want to stress her out - I think realistically she must have heard (any knocking at all is quite loud) but evidently not checked her phone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7750"},{"timestamp":1683814197,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:09:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or the number is old, or my messages are going to some ‘unknown dodgy people’ inbox","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7751"},{"timestamp":1683814210,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:10:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To spam basically","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7752"},{"timestamp":1683814354,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:12:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, if she hasn’t read my texts, then it’s a bit of an awkward position to be in - if I were her & I were there alone I probably wouldn’t open it, both for her own safety and bc she doesn’t know if we’d want her to","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7753"},{"timestamp":1683814386,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:13:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And ‘nobody ever got fired for buying IBM’, as they say - nobody ever got fired for not opening the door","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7754"},{"timestamp":1683814431,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:13:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you try ringing the doorbell. I imagine she’ll hear that.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7755"},{"timestamp":1683814485,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:14:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eh, that would require leaving the building, or awkwardly propping it open and … yeah I’m not 100% sure I want to risk being stuck outside on Bond St, esp when the calculation is not much different from the door knocking","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7756"},{"timestamp":1683814522,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:15:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, I don’t think it’s that she doesn’t hear it, I think it’s that she ‘’’doesn’t hear’’’ it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7757"},{"timestamp":1683814536,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:15:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks tho!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7758"},{"timestamp":1683814540,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:15:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think you could definitely reach it with both feet inside.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7759"},{"timestamp":1683814541,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:15:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you know when she’s due to leave?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7760"},{"timestamp":1683814564,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:16:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"She said 2.5 hours when I was leaving","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7761"},{"timestamp":1683814565,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:16:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah probably - maybe will try in a few mins! No worries tho, I’m fine for the time being","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7762"},{"timestamp":1683814583,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:16:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So that was about 3 hours ago.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7763"},{"timestamp":1683814583,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:16:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was that 2.5 hours left at that point, or total?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7764"},{"timestamp":1683814594,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:16:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When I left","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7765"},{"timestamp":1683814597,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:16:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Holy shit that was three hours ago???","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7766"},{"timestamp":1683814604,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:16:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Surely not","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7767"},{"timestamp":1683814618,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:16:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohh no 30\nMins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7768"},{"timestamp":1683814620,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:17:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7769"},{"timestamp":1683814635,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:17:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha that sounds more correct","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7770"},{"timestamp":1683814654,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:17:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you happen to know when she arrived? Sorry!!! Will stop after this, this is the only remaining thing I’m wondering","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7771"},{"timestamp":1683814662,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:17:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ie so I can figure out when she gon leave","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7772"},{"timestamp":1683814731,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:18:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"2:40.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7773"},{"timestamp":1683814748,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:19:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god really? Ok shit that’s not good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7774"},{"timestamp":1683814768,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:19:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ah no 1:40.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7775"},{"timestamp":1683814785,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:19:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh that’s better","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7776"},{"timestamp":1683814792,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:19:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just concerned, as I know the laundry people are going to arrive soon.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7777"},{"timestamp":1683814813,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:20:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol did you happen to leave your window open?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7778"},{"timestamp":1683814851,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:20:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7779","attachments":["static/photos/04f4c6ab-fcdf-4a76-8bf2-5edd24dccfb5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683814860,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:21:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha I did, but please don’t try","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7780"},{"timestamp":1683814879,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:21:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh the laundry people are going to be there in a minute 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7781"},{"timestamp":1683814890,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:21:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7782"},{"timestamp":1683814909,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:21:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it’s safely crawlable but I’m mildly apprehensive about how much weight that ledge can support","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7783"},{"timestamp":1683814963,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:22:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh honestly it’s not worth it 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7784"},{"timestamp":1683815021,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:23:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is there anyway, you could meet the laundry people downstairs, and ask them to keep ringing the door bell?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7785"},{"timestamp":1683815098,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:24:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, are they there?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7786"},{"timestamp":1683815100,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7787"},{"timestamp":1683815103,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:25:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If so I’ll go down now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7788"},{"timestamp":1683815108,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:25:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And will bring keys, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7789"},{"timestamp":1683815140,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:25:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh you got in?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7790"},{"timestamp":1683815157,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:25:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh they’ll ring the door bell when they’re outside :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7791"},{"timestamp":1683815159,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:25:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yes sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7792"},{"timestamp":1683815167,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:26:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Someone was calling her so I assumed it was you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7793"},{"timestamp":1683815169,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:26:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah she let me in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7794"},{"timestamp":1683815179,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:26:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh fab, perfect :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7795"},{"timestamp":1683815182,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:26:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just as I was about to go on the ledge haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7796"},{"timestamp":1683815190,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:26:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact I must remember to close that hallway window","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7797"},{"timestamp":1683815195,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:26:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yeah I’ll let them in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7798"},{"timestamp":1683816265,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:44:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Have they come?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7799"},{"timestamp":1683817082,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:58:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah they’ve got it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7800"},{"timestamp":1683817107,"iso":"2023-05-11T15:58:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7801","attachments":["static/photos/8ea750bf-14f7-4326-9430-b10164b8ca2c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683818298,"iso":"2023-05-11T16:18:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes me too 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7802"},{"timestamp":1683825466,"iso":"2023-05-11T18:17:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7803"},{"timestamp":1683825473,"iso":"2023-05-11T18:17:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s hilarious haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7804"},{"timestamp":1683825531,"iso":"2023-05-11T18:18:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh hog","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7805"},{"timestamp":1683825537,"iso":"2023-05-11T18:18:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7806"},{"timestamp":1683825547,"iso":"2023-05-11T18:19:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One sec sorry I’ll join","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7807"},{"timestamp":1683825717,"iso":"2023-05-11T18:21:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw check this out\nhttps://twitter.com/samziz/status/1656657184921649154?s=12&t=PE2yuFXFuYPTbN6IYrCaWg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7808"},{"timestamp":1683825801,"iso":"2023-05-11T18:23:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Demented even by Mail standards","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7809"},{"timestamp":1683826174,"iso":"2023-05-11T18:29:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7810","attachments":["static/photos/6a8457d2-2f68-43ec-a7ce-b99a1b89a273.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683839357,"iso":"2023-05-11T22:09:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7811","attachments":["static/photos/99c751d7-63ca-467f-800d-d8277f64cd72.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683839386,"iso":"2023-05-11T22:09:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah cool, mine’s samwhadams@gmail.com / samrobinsonadams@gmail.com","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7812"},{"timestamp":1683839396,"iso":"2023-05-11T22:09:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Whichever one is easier - they go to the same address","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7813"},{"timestamp":1683839503,"iso":"2023-05-11T22:11:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh perfect. Do you want to send it to means i can send it to them, or if not their account details are:\n\nCitylaundryapp ltd\n75076624\n60 22 16","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7814"},{"timestamp":1683839536,"iso":"2023-05-11T22:12:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll send it to them - one min, I’ll let you know when sent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7815"},{"timestamp":1683839609,"iso":"2023-05-11T22:13:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7816"},{"timestamp":1683839677,"iso":"2023-05-11T22:14:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Done! And yeah I may well actually","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7817"},{"timestamp":1683843281,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:14:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey Sam. Just had some awesome auntie","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7818"},{"timestamp":1683843281,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:14:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will share with you the guys contact","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7819"},{"timestamp":1683843281,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:14:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Contact card omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7820"},{"timestamp":1683843457,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:17:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7821","attachments":["static/photos/c5a51588-51b5-49f2-b912-d99de34dd20f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683843799,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:23:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derailment_(thought_disorder)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7822"},{"timestamp":1683844882,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:41:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7823","attachments":["static/photos/5675d583-a9d0-401c-8004-f0af20dfb2a0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683844882,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:41:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7824","attachments":["static/photos/2499b4cf-e4ee-4527-a471-2a8414f8ee4d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683844883,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:41:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7825","attachments":["static/photos/627fd20e-b7de-4e98-b7f6-9ba17b14188c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683844888,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:41:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mildly amusing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7826"},{"timestamp":1683845557,"iso":"2023-05-11T23:52:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"E","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7827"},{"timestamp":1683846752,"iso":"2023-05-12T00:12:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Zombie Publication.pdf • 20 pages document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7828"},{"timestamp":1683847995,"iso":"2023-05-12T00:33:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Kieran with our deposit: https://youtu.be/U8Mlm_XE-lk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7829"},{"timestamp":1683848931,"iso":"2023-05-12T00:48:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7830","attachments":["static/photos/e242bd56-9e53-4158-abc9-917a38ba0769.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683850152,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:09:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7831","attachments":["static/photos/d3a1e6df-e17f-42f7-91a9-f11cc3d1a890.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683851297,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:28:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7832","attachments":["static/photos/a992692d-0049-4214-9b57-aa213dc842aa.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683851615,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:33:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7833"},{"timestamp":1683852566,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:49:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7834","attachments":["static/photos/098642bf-ee6b-4aea-bf2d-5099c4815ba5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683852566,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:49:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7835","attachments":["static/photos/ef86e356-c7fd-4c84-b264-8e4146369c71.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683852608,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:50:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“I’m gonna apply to the Guinness Book of World Records for all my lost bank cards” LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7836"},{"timestamp":1683852627,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:50:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d definitely give him a run for his money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7837"},{"timestamp":1683852656,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:50:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Peut-être il gagnera","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7838"},{"timestamp":1683852989,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:56:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I fucking hate Grindr during exam revision season","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7839"},{"timestamp":1683853025,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:57:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7840"},{"timestamp":1683853034,"iso":"2023-05-12T01:57:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I must remember to get an extension cord tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7841"},{"timestamp":1683853251,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:00:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7842","attachments":["static/photos/1ab74b80-cf2e-4d15-8fa7-f58d72af67ab.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683853518,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:05:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is that Kieran Stephenson?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7843"},{"timestamp":1683853596,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:06:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7844","attachments":["static/photos/16a24a82-02f8-4f3c-a684-543f9ed5bc46.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683853623,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:07:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah just a guy with a bizarrely wide penis and oddly sweet personality","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7845"},{"timestamp":1683853727,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:08:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Figured there was a good chance you’d have met him, just by, like, the law of large numbers or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7846"},{"timestamp":1683853758,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:09:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahah omg 🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7847"},{"timestamp":1683853771,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:09:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh really?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7848"},{"timestamp":1683853786,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:09:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure that is Kieran lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7849"},{"timestamp":1683853826,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:10:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hilarious if so, but I suppose I don’t remember his face super clearly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7850"},{"timestamp":1683853846,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:10:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think I have prosopagnosia or whatever the word is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7851"},{"timestamp":1683853852,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:10:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So yeah v plausible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7852"},{"timestamp":1683853860,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7853","attachments":["static/photos/33bb0b8a-3fef-4481-a1a4-4b02c8b364d5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683853897,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:11:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You really think it’s him?? (Would also mean he’d not have recognised me, though, given his state at the time, I suppose prob plausible)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7854"},{"timestamp":1683854001,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:13:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh actually maybe not in that photo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7855"},{"timestamp":1683854013,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:13:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dammit that’d’ve been cool","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7856"},{"timestamp":1683854019,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:13:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Kieran did have really horrible hands too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7857"},{"timestamp":1683854037,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:13:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait shit also I remember Kieran’s dick","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7858"},{"timestamp":1683854038,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:13:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Idk it’s hard to say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7859"},{"timestamp":1683854041,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:14:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It was not this guy’s dick","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7860"},{"timestamp":1683854045,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:14:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho mephedrone dick…..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7861"},{"timestamp":1683854048,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:14:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hard to say I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7862"},{"timestamp":1683856496,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:54:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7863"},{"timestamp":1683856498,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:54:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I meant to say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7864"},{"timestamp":1683856513,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:55:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please do let me know if the shower is too loud","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7865"},{"timestamp":1683856535,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:55:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve got into the habit via my late night baths at Goodge St","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7866"},{"timestamp":1683856614,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:56:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I am now (as Homer says when narrating Hector’s death as reported to his bitch (forgot name) who’s running a bath for him at her house) _mala tele loetron_","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7867"},{"timestamp":1683856622,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:57:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Far from all baths","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7868"},{"timestamp":1683856772,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:59:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One of the more heartrending descriptions in the Iliad, imo, and untranslatable into English without losing the beauty of it, particularly imo the juxtaposition of _tele_ (far) and _loetron_ (baths, or really ‘from baths’ since it’s in the ablative)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7869"},{"timestamp":1683856783,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:59:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaanyway soz lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7870"},{"timestamp":1683856796,"iso":"2023-05-12T02:59:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no, I can never hear a thing. Can you hear when I’m having a shower? I don’t know how thin those walls are 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7871"},{"timestamp":1683856853,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:00:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No I don’t - I can vaguely hear the running of the bath but not to a disturbing extent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7872"},{"timestamp":1683856863,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:01:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But, like, I could make it out if I listened, I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7873"},{"timestamp":1683856901,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:01:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah lots of the really brutal bits of the Iliad are about homecoming, _nostos_ - lots of stuff about how this or that guy will never see his _nostimon hemar_, his day of coming home","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7874"},{"timestamp":1683856943,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:02:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Root of nostalgia ultimately (‘homepain’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7875"},{"timestamp":1683856966,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:02:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Homesick actually I guess would be the idiomatic English translation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7876"},{"timestamp":1683857946,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:19:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you mind if I put Humphrey on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7877"},{"timestamp":1683857959,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:19:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just for mutual reassurance","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7878"},{"timestamp":1683858576,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:29:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7879"},{"timestamp":1683858579,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:29:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7880"},{"timestamp":1683858590,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:29:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As long as I haven’t annoyed you lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7881"},{"timestamp":1683858599,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:29:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you know when he goes off?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7882"},{"timestamp":1683858607,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:30:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no of course not!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7883"},{"timestamp":1683858623,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:30:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Humphrey? When he dies","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7884"},{"timestamp":1683858748,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:32:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do turn him off if you want, but with door open idk how much sound will carry 🤷‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7885"},{"timestamp":1683858768,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:32:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t care but figured you might feel awkward","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7886"},{"timestamp":1683858942,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:35:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh good 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7887"},{"timestamp":1683858955,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:35:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh it should be fine lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7888"},{"timestamp":1683858958,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:35:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But thank you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7889"},{"timestamp":1683858972,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:36:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There is some dust in the living room anyway :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7890"},{"timestamp":1683858986,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:36:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool cool! Honestly lmk and I can kill him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7891"},{"timestamp":1683859010,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:36:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Apokteino, apothnesko","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7892"},{"timestamp":1683859027,"iso":"2023-05-12T03:37:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bon appetit lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7893"},{"timestamp":1683886922,"iso":"2023-05-12T11:22:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Good morning darling, how are you? I’ve just realised those spot lights we put in the other day have blown 😅😅. Not sure what the problem is, but I’ll go to JL, and see what the sales associates think. \n\nI’m just heading to Starbucks, and then probably the gym after. Are you still about today, to go to those shops? Maybe around 2, let me know if that works xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7894"},{"timestamp":1683887280,"iso":"2023-05-12T11:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah 100%, let’s! Sorry, will reply in full asap!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7895"},{"timestamp":1683890320,"iso":"2023-05-12T12:18:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7896","attachments":["static/photos/84a23025-4252-4d40-8b69-acbe90bcb90d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683891968,"iso":"2023-05-12T12:46:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here ya go: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wagwan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7897"},{"timestamp":1683891986,"iso":"2023-05-12T12:46:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7898","attachments":["static/photos/16d8741b-0b37-49fe-b8c9-6d2c5595ef75.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683892002,"iso":"2023-05-12T12:46:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7899","attachments":["static/photos/10795d63-35f0-433d-a987-d22e97958824.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683893367,"iso":"2023-05-12T13:09:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkmcNjh_bg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7900"},{"timestamp":1683898731,"iso":"2023-05-12T14:38:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7901","attachments":["static/photos/39e9017e-9ef5-4ce7-822a-814f15a478ad.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683898775,"iso":"2023-05-12T14:39:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^presumably GCS as in Glasgow coma score, and ‘CGS’ just a typo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7902"},{"timestamp":1683898890,"iso":"2023-05-12T14:41:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘las’ no idea - only guess is that it’s a capital ‘i’ for iatros (dr) but it seems to be referring to the paramedics, in context","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7903"},{"timestamp":1683898925,"iso":"2023-05-12T14:42:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I was just amused by that classic conflict, kieranity vs reality","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7904"},{"timestamp":1683900406,"iso":"2023-05-12T15:06:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Was this when you OD-ed on tramadol when in Paddington?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7905"},{"timestamp":1683900429,"iso":"2023-05-12T15:07:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you still good to go out at 3:30?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7906"},{"timestamp":1683900465,"iso":"2023-05-12T15:07:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes and yes 👌 👌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7907"},{"timestamp":1683902209,"iso":"2023-05-12T15:36:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry, I’ll be like 10 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7908"},{"timestamp":1683902214,"iso":"2023-05-12T15:36:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just getting ready","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7909"},{"timestamp":1683904374,"iso":"2023-05-12T16:12:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerial_incidents_in_Switzerland_in_World_War_II","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7910"},{"timestamp":1683908053,"iso":"2023-05-12T17:14:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Kearney","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7911"},{"timestamp":1683926965,"iso":"2023-05-12T22:29:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://parkchinois.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=local","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7912"},{"timestamp":1683927719,"iso":"2023-05-12T22:41:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ngR6iCVyBMo/UairWEID6JI/AAAAAAAABZ0/Jt9q5Ka3_ys/s1600/Patek+Philippe+Sky+Moon+Tourbillon+6002G.jpg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7913"},{"timestamp":1683927776,"iso":"2023-05-12T22:42:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This one:\nhttps://external-preview.redd.it/_Pj1qtyZuUPoGcTOW91g0W6g7uDf8JCxJAq08CQi9UM.jpg?auto=webp&s=d2bb422f84c1f914ae22dd8fcf43ac6b93946907","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7914"},{"timestamp":1683927842,"iso":"2023-05-12T22:44:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7915","attachments":["static/photos/6f3eb873-e410-43fd-ba50-fde330ea939a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1683927897,"iso":"2023-05-12T22:44:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not saying it’s one of those £100k or £20k ones - it’s totally standard and plausible that they’ll do far more expensive versions with more hard stones glued on - but that’s the line","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7916"},{"timestamp":1683978372,"iso":"2023-05-13T12:46:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Soz, I’ll put the attic ladder up in 10-15 mins - just not sure if Pig is up or not (and I’m lazy in the mornings)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7917"},{"timestamp":1683978389,"iso":"2023-05-13T12:46:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, the afternoon, but the early afternoon is my morning and the early morning is my afternoon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7918"},{"timestamp":1683995407,"iso":"2023-05-13T17:30:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wdyt about having a record player where the printer currently is? Even if not used / usable, I think it’d look nice and warm the place up somewhat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7919"},{"timestamp":1683995417,"iso":"2023-05-13T17:30:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I promise I’m not trying to get rid of the printer, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7920"},{"timestamp":1683996094,"iso":"2023-05-13T17:41:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg absolutely? Did you have any in mind? Yeah we can always but the printer In the drawer.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7921"},{"timestamp":1683996111,"iso":"2023-05-13T17:41:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think I filled one with some file boxes which I could get rid off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7922"},{"timestamp":1684004680,"iso":"2023-05-13T20:04:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh no - I could check with my family and see if they have any? Definitely an old-timey one with the glass box thing over the record","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7923"},{"timestamp":1684004743,"iso":"2023-05-13T20:05:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho imo not a _super_ old timey one with the HMV horn thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7924"},{"timestamp":1684004869,"iso":"2023-05-13T20:07:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My childhood bff’s dad had a super nice one that I could enquire about - it was like 50-100k for the whole system, but possible we could get it for less if we were only buying the record-spinney part, or could use it for design inspo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7925"},{"timestamp":1684008618,"iso":"2023-05-13T21:10:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes absolutely maybe a Robert’s One?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7926"},{"timestamp":1684008627,"iso":"2023-05-13T21:10:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me think 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7927"},{"timestamp":1684016609,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:23:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ these fucking flies","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7928"},{"timestamp":1684016627,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:23:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, are they good? Totally missed this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7929"},{"timestamp":1684016649,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:24:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Meanwhile, flies, christ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7930"},{"timestamp":1684016677,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:24:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve taken to clearing rooms like I’m fucking SEAL team six or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7931"},{"timestamp":1684016724,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:25:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Advance down hallway, turn, spray room, clear room, confirm room is empty, proceed down hallway, etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7932"},{"timestamp":1684016787,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:26:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My meth hallucinations have generally gone but the one annoying fucking thing is that when I’m hyper-intently listening out for a particular noise, I can sometimes hear it very faintly even when I’m (on consideration) pretty sure it wasn’t there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7933"},{"timestamp":1684016794,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:26:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eg fly buzzing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7934"},{"timestamp":1684016855,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:27:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god, they’re back? Fortunately, I haven’t seen any. They usually come in with the windows open, although they’ve all been closed today I think. Shall we get some fly traps 🪤?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7935"},{"timestamp":1684016880,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think I’ve opened mine either, hmm - maybe I did a bit earlier for the cats, I can’t recall","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7936"},{"timestamp":1684016887,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:28:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe good idea to get fly traps","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7937"},{"timestamp":1684016893,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:28:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hear Moet is a good brand","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7938"},{"timestamp":1684016913,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:28:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And very reasonably priced too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7939"},{"timestamp":1684016966,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:29:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But mustn’t drink it because it’s neurotoxic to human beings lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7940"},{"timestamp":1684016995,"iso":"2023-05-13T23:29:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sequelae include secondary hyperdomperignonexia","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7941"},{"timestamp":1684020019,"iso":"2023-05-14T00:20:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7942","attachments":["static/photos/ea9cf694-d10e-4ba9-93bc-edb4a7577472.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684021648,"iso":"2023-05-14T00:47:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7943","attachments":["static/photos/6ffd0f12-2c06-4538-9654-3092e99f6dc8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684071022,"iso":"2023-05-14T14:30:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7944","attachments":["static/photos/77261ee8-485a-48f8-93a4-1da8e3ebc080.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684079653,"iso":"2023-05-14T16:54:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.dunelm.com/product/fairfield-side-table-marble-effect-1000208766?defaultSkuId=30810779&ds_c=Living+Room_Side+Tables-SmartShopping_%5BGOO-PLA-FURNLIVI-SIDETABLES%5D&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0-fjtZX1_gIVPIBQBh0rMw1BEAQYCyABEgKZ_vD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7945"},{"timestamp":1684079659,"iso":"2023-05-14T16:54:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you think do this?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7946"},{"timestamp":1684079728,"iso":"2023-05-14T16:55:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.dunelm.com/product/fairfield-side-table-marble-effect-1000208766?defaultSkuId=30810779&ds_c=Living+Room_Side+Tables-SmartShopping_%5BGOO-PLA-FURNLIVI-SIDETABLES%5D&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0-fjtZX1_gIVPIBQBh0rMw1BEAQYCyABEgKZ_vD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7947"},{"timestamp":1684079747,"iso":"2023-05-14T16:55:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www2.hm.com/en_gb/home/shop-by-product/furniture/tables.html?sort=stock&image-size=small&image=stillLife&offset=0&page-size=72","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7948"},{"timestamp":1684079931,"iso":"2023-05-14T16:58:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.daals.co.uk/products/venus-full-length-wave-mirror-180-x-100-cm-sage-green?variant=41215204556851¤cy=GBP&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhay-v5b1_gIVS7TtCh2ldwoUEAQYDCABEgJrYPD_BwE","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7949"},{"timestamp":1684080010,"iso":"2023-05-14T17:00:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://mirrormaison.co.uk/product/200cm-x-110cm-leaner-full-length-mirror/?utm_source=Google%20Shopping&utm_campaign=MIRRORMAISON-WP&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=16&g_network=x&g_productchannel=online&g_adid=&g_locinterest=&g_keyword=&g_campaign=account&g_adtype=pla&g_keywordid=&g_ifcreative=&g_locphysical=1006886&g_adgroupid=&g_productid=16&g_source=%7Bsourceid%7D&g_merchantid=585400032&g_placement=&g_partition=&g_campaignid=17815551809&g_acctid=869-073-0866&g_ifproduct=product&utm_source=google&utm_medium=&utm_content=&utm_term=&campaignId=17815551809&adGroupId=&feedItemId=&targetId=&locInterestMs=&locPhysicalMs=1006886&matchType=&network=x&device=m&deviceModel=&deviceType=mobile&campaignType=&creativeId=&keyword=&placement=&category=&adPosition=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhay-v5b1_gIVS7TtCh2ldwoUEAQYAiABEgLBx_D_BwE&gad=1","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7950"},{"timestamp":1684089579,"iso":"2023-05-14T19:39:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7951","attachments":["static/photos/5aa2fe4d-4c76-4625-8a4a-c8751315f4ff.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684090505,"iso":"2023-05-14T19:55:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ignore the title, it’s much more than that - I think they’re using it figuratively:\nhttps://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/06/the-last-words-of-robert-f-kennedy/561980/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7952"},{"timestamp":1684091054,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:04:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7953"},{"timestamp":1684091076,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:04:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Forwarded from message to Ryan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7954"},{"timestamp":1684091124,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:05:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I confess I completely made up that thing about you and Raz and Jake above","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7955"},{"timestamp":1684092059,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:20:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, expatiating, that’s what I had in mind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7956"},{"timestamp":1684092063,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:21:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wordhippo does it again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7957"},{"timestamp":1684092066,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:21:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"More here: https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/another-word-for/pontificate.html","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7958"},{"timestamp":1684092078,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:21:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Preaching also good imo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7959"},{"timestamp":1684092149,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:22:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jawing good but very old-fashioned, very my grandma, and with maaaybe a subtle sense of not quite approval but fondness (like, “he and Jim were jawing about some old rubbish”, maybe similar to ‘nattering’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7960"},{"timestamp":1684092276,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:24:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wordhippo is esp great at finding natural, slang-y words or phrases, and not just the soporific protracted latinate aureate agglutinate terminology (irony intended)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7961"},{"timestamp":1684092319,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:25:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7962","attachments":["static/photos/7a7f7e1a-1d83-4006-a445-fb39e7e63fa9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684092943,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:35:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7963","attachments":["static/photos/7b65ed46-46ef-42bf-ad59-3ac09c336ff6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684093171,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:39:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7964"},{"timestamp":1684093178,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:39:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7965"},{"timestamp":1684093194,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:39:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahaha yeah there’s nothing more galling than being ‘rejected’ by someone you weren’t actually interested in but were being kind about it…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7966"},{"timestamp":1684093257,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:40:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is subtly ungrammatical but I feel like it reads ok so I’ll let it stand, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7967"},{"timestamp":1684093289,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:41:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(My own message, that is, to be 100% clear)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7968"},{"timestamp":1684093328,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:42:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I’ve been ghosted/blocked by people I was actually into, and it really upset me, it’s an awful way to behave, but to say he’s caring, kind, sincere, fuck that. He’s nasty bitch 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7969"},{"timestamp":1684093337,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:42:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah, to act so petty at 54 is pretty embarrassing - I sometimes reflect that these people are my dad’s fucking age, it’s a weird thought","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7970"},{"timestamp":1684093358,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:42:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, like I say, “I’m kind” is a huge red flag","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7971"},{"timestamp":1684093738,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:48:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7972","attachments":["static/photos/95eaf33c-c993-4eaa-8d07-cd665913a11a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684093756,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:49:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually don’t read that if you’re not in a somewhat adventurous mood, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7973"},{"timestamp":1684093765,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:49:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Drugs…)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7974"},{"timestamp":1684093773,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:49:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway when is this thing? What’s the deal?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7975"},{"timestamp":1684093816,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:50:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Who was this with?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7976"},{"timestamp":1684093872,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:51:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh we can go whenever, the show starts at 9, but he’ll be there for hours, it would be nice to see him. I’m sure you’ll like him too. I can’t imagine staying out too late though, plus I don’t love Freedom bar haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7977"},{"timestamp":1684093892,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:51:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7978","attachments":["static/photos/b0fabe1b-837a-459a-ac5d-6d66243ee82b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684093958,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:52:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is a face that’s just out of frame in 93 online porn videos","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7979"},{"timestamp":1684093983,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:53:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh just Grindr twink #347","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7980"},{"timestamp":1684093988,"iso":"2023-05-14T20:53:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Idk why I remember these chats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7981"},{"timestamp":1684097954,"iso":"2023-05-14T21:59:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7982","attachments":["static/photos/e97fc426-ff39-4725-a42c-30ab6ead8e83.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684097975,"iso":"2023-05-14T21:59:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/share/799ea4e5-899e-4546-8719-dabfc483541d)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7983"},{"timestamp":1684098002,"iso":"2023-05-14T22:00:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7984","attachments":["static/photos/5e6292b6-028b-4cda-a096-658edabdea59.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684098880,"iso":"2023-05-14T22:14:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abilene_paradox","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7985"},{"timestamp":1684100693,"iso":"2023-05-14T22:44:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7986","attachments":["static/photos/1596024d-0b99-4b27-8b10-1aeab59c9cd5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684100693,"iso":"2023-05-14T22:44:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7987","attachments":["static/photos/57b055f3-fc23-467f-b68c-e4c3539b775d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684100693,"iso":"2023-05-14T22:44:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7988","attachments":["static/photos/d82c234f-9c6a-4b81-9faf-75322475acce.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684100783,"iso":"2023-05-14T22:46:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7989","attachments":["static/photos/18d73238-c263-40ef-b2d2-3cbe8004da16.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684101774,"iso":"2023-05-14T23:02:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just realised we don’t have a dying room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7990"},{"timestamp":1684101794,"iso":"2023-05-14T23:03:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess I’ll have to pick one ad hoc like in Shoreditch 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7991"},{"timestamp":1684101870,"iso":"2023-05-14T23:04:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love Dominick Dunne btw and I guarantee you’ll enjoy his stuff - brilliant crime reporting but with fantastic snobbery, or at least … well it’s hard to explain","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7992"},{"timestamp":1684102006,"iso":"2023-05-14T23:06:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have to read this, it’s a three-line whip: https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2000/12/dunne200012 I’m very interested in whether you end up liking Lily Safra (bitchy, gold digger, widow of very rich ex-husbands, etc, kinda gay icon)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7993"},{"timestamp":1684103378,"iso":"2023-05-14T23:29:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7994","attachments":["static/photos/988827d5-363c-453e-961c-ff227a866757.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684141931,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:12:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7995","attachments":["static/photos/65ebefcd-b3cf-4d4f-b7b1-12463a162193.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684141959,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:12:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly I wish I could have this image on speed dial for so much of the inane crap that people talk to me about","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7996"},{"timestamp":1684142023,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:13:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also just hilarious as a comment to make at a minor Austrian award ceremony, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7997"},{"timestamp":1684142087,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:14:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jim Carrey vibes (did you ever see that deranged red carpet interview he gave? I know I’ve shown it to a few people but can’t immediately recall)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7998"},{"timestamp":1684144301,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:51:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-7999"},{"timestamp":1684144427,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:53:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg this is hilarious.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8000"},{"timestamp":1684144447,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:54:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Since when did you get notifications when other people did stuff 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8001"},{"timestamp":1684144462,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:54:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really want to cancel my Facebook","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8002"},{"timestamp":1684144472,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:54:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I should do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8003"},{"timestamp":1684144485,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:54:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t use it, at all, whatsoever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8004"},{"timestamp":1684144517,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:55:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t work out how, theyve made it so complicated","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8005"},{"timestamp":1684144608,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:56:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8006","attachments":["static/photos/14debe3c-1cf7-44eb-bf48-cee868ff5dd4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1684144625,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:57:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Princes walking as servants upon the earth etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8007"},{"timestamp":1684144717,"iso":"2023-05-15T10:58:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gosh do they still do what they used to do, where they showed you photos of like 5 of your close friends with sad little messages saying ‘Tom will miss you’, ‘Dick will miss you’, ‘Harry will miss you’, etc? Hahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8008"},{"timestamp":1684146871,"iso":"2023-05-15T11:34:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahahhahahahahahhahaha yeah they do 🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8009"},{"timestamp":1684149065,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:11:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh Esther should be here in an hour","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8010"},{"timestamp":1684149095,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:11:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m going to have a lie down, as I’m not feeling the best, are you able to let her in and give her instructions","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8011"},{"timestamp":1684149121,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:12:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure, will do! What instructions in particular?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8012"},{"timestamp":1684149136,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:12:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Otherwise I’ll make some up, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8013"},{"timestamp":1684149158,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:12:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh just the ironing etc, and to leave my room to the last","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8014"},{"timestamp":1684149161,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:12:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Simon says turn around and put your hands on your head”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8015"},{"timestamp":1684149168,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:12:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh ok cool perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8016"},{"timestamp":1684149170,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:12:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh, are all the meth pipes away 🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8017"},{"timestamp":1684149179,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:12:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not that it matters too much has","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8018"},{"timestamp":1684149183,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:13:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8019"},{"timestamp":1684149213,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:13:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think they’re not but I’ll double check - last time she didn’t even try to clean them :\\","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8020"},{"timestamp":1684149226,"iso":"2023-05-15T12:13:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m kidding, to be clear)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8021"},{"timestamp":1684152935,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:15:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’ve been characteristically terrible at instructing her, with the end result that we have agreed that she will do nothing and immediately leave","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8022"},{"timestamp":1684152951,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:15:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8023"},{"timestamp":1684152957,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:15:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I think it’s sensible given the ironing was wet and your room would be unclranable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8024"},{"timestamp":1684152966,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:16:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re not serious are you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8025"},{"timestamp":1684152969,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:16:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you think otherwise, tell me and she’s barely gonna be out the door yet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8026"},{"timestamp":1684152996,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:16:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The ironing is dry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8027"},{"timestamp":1684153001,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:16:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, she suggested (quite strongly) leaving it to Thursday - and obviously not paying - because it was going to be so impossible to clean anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8028"},{"timestamp":1684153011,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:16:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe a little damp, but it’s been out since 6:00am","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8029"},{"timestamp":1684153011,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:16:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho I had to take her word for it on the ironing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8030"},{"timestamp":1684153021,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:17:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve never touched an iron and I don’t know what level of damp is acceptable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8031"},{"timestamp":1684153031,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:17:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I got the sense she maybe slightly wanted to go","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8032"},{"timestamp":1684153050,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:17:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Since she (strategically?) misunderstood me when I tried a couple of times to ask her to pause while I checked with you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8033"},{"timestamp":1684153069,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:17:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"She usually does the ironing on Thursday","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8034"},{"timestamp":1684153080,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:18:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She did say to text her tomorrow if there’s anything urgent because she’s free from 3:30","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8035"},{"timestamp":1684153083,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:18:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"pm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8036"},{"timestamp":1684153097,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:18:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry! I will get someone to do the ironing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8037"},{"timestamp":1684153113,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:18:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The Ironing is t important","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8038"},{"timestamp":1684153127,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:18:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just don’t understand why she left?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8039"},{"timestamp":1684153131,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:18:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would attempt to do it myself but I’ll probably end up giving myself third-degree burns and setting the building on fire","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8040"},{"timestamp":1684153133,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:18:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The place is filthy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8041"},{"timestamp":1684153140,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:19:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And her job is to clean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8042"},{"timestamp":1684153190,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:19:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I didn’t explain very clearly and … I got a bit lost because of how fast the conversation moved but I *think* the trigger was me being polite and pre-apologising for not knowing much about what tasks she’s meant to do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8043"},{"timestamp":1684153228,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:20:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which sort of led into the suggestion of doing it on Thursday (for which we obviously don’t pay - or we don’t pay for today or - you know what I mean, the gist is that this doesn’t cost us)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8044"},{"timestamp":1684153246,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:20:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also the time window is probably closing for us to summon her back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8045"},{"timestamp":1684153273,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:21:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s really no point.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8046"},{"timestamp":1684153275,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:21:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry! I do still think it’s maybe not the worst idea if you’re ill and she can’t do your room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8047"},{"timestamp":1684153300,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:21:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then apparently couldn’t do the ironing but I don’t really know enough to argue - if she says so, then 🤷‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8048"},{"timestamp":1684153302,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:21:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean if she doesn’t want to clean then I’m not forcing her to.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8049"},{"timestamp":1684153315,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:21:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then for me I’m not fussed at all about my room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8050"},{"timestamp":1684153332,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:22:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I could get someone off Taskrabbit to do the ironing and go over the everything room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8051"},{"timestamp":1684153337,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:22:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact I’ll do that now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8052"},{"timestamp":1684153345,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:22:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m quite keen to do it as an experiment anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8053"},{"timestamp":1684153357,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:22:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"An experiment in living","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8054"},{"timestamp":1684153362,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:22:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Or cleaning)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8055"},{"timestamp":1684153364,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:22:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No please don’t, that doesn’t make any sense.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8056"},{"timestamp":1684153371,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:22:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Doesn’t it? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8057"},{"timestamp":1684153376,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:22:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just really confused","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8058"},{"timestamp":1684153424,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:23:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically: she thought Thursday would be a better option given the ironing wasn’t quite ready and it wasn’t really feasible to do your room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8059"},{"timestamp":1684153448,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:24:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or wasn’t ideal at any rate - not sure if you were planning on leaving but either way presumably it’s not ideal either for you or else for her","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8060"},{"timestamp":1684153467,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:24:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So she’ll stay three hours on Thursday.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8061"},{"timestamp":1684153470,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:24:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I figured I’d trust her judgement and get someone else to do anything urgent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8062"},{"timestamp":1684153486,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:24:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes - I got the impression she wasn’t otherwise going to come on Thursday but maybe I’m wrong","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8064"},{"timestamp":1684153487,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:24:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As long as she isn’t paid for today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8063"},{"timestamp":1684153511,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:25:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No she’s not going to be, that was the deal, or else certainly I’d not have agreed, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8065"},{"timestamp":1684153530,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:25:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait shit (unrelated to the above!) she WAS mentioning that she had another job later and didn’t quite have enough time for us","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8066"},{"timestamp":1684153534,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:25:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve just remembered this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8067"},{"timestamp":1684153560,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:26:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s shocking that she comes to clean, and then leaves because the ironing is wet, which she does on Thursdays anyway. She’s scheduled to come for three hours, I would have left my room in 2 hours. There’s a lot to do in the other room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8068"},{"timestamp":1684153561,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:26:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because the first thing I said was apologising for misunderstanding her last week (the thing we discussed) and not understanding that she was PERMANENTLY unavailable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8069"},{"timestamp":1684153576,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:26:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I then said something like “oh well I suppose you are available this week, haha”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8070"},{"timestamp":1684153591,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:26:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To which she said that actually she doesn’t really have the time, because of this other job at 3 or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8071"},{"timestamp":1684153607,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:26:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So actually maybe it was sort of a foregone conclusion, I don’t know","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8072"},{"timestamp":1684153641,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:27:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She did slightly have that crazed look in her eye, like a Bethnal Green crack addict locking on to a gullible-looking tourist","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8073"},{"timestamp":1684153659,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:27:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What she has another job at 3 today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8074"},{"timestamp":1684153675,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:27:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might be wrong about the exact time but I think she said something along those lines","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8075"},{"timestamp":1684153721,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:28:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhh right, she’s double booked herself, or spread herself too thin, and was looking for any excuse to leave.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-8076"},{"timestamp":1684153729,"iso":"2023-05-15T13:28:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But might’ve been 3:30 (P<=0.4) or a totally different time (0.01 I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you, “If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9463"},{"timestamp":1686674114,"iso":"2023-06-13T17:35:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9464","attachments":["static/photos/2332ab85-9fa0-4538-9bda-0425680ab278.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686674125,"iso":"2023-06-13T17:35:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9465","attachments":["static/photos/0c458806-4b56-4012-9edf-599877830aaf.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686674127,"iso":"2023-06-13T17:35:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9466","attachments":["static/photos/53081861-6a8c-460f-878b-6c20163d07c9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686674127,"iso":"2023-06-13T17:35:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9467","attachments":["static/photos/d04f3721-5f00-4d4f-a358-5be6ca9acfa5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686683695,"iso":"2023-06-13T20:14:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9468"},{"timestamp":1686689411,"iso":"2023-06-13T21:50:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gopuff reqs?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9469"},{"timestamp":1686689472,"iso":"2023-06-13T21:51:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well I hope Eichmann can help him prepare","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9470"},{"timestamp":1686690864,"iso":"2023-06-13T22:14:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh thank you darling, I can’t think of anything x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9471"},{"timestamp":1686690906,"iso":"2023-06-13T22:15:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Btw I found out the waitrose on Marylebone high st is open till 10. Which is like 10 mins walking from the other one xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9472"},{"timestamp":1686691341,"iso":"2023-06-13T22:22:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gopuff might buzz pls ignore or say on way down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9473"},{"timestamp":1686691342,"iso":"2023-06-13T22:22:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9474"},{"timestamp":1686691364,"iso":"2023-06-13T22:22:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Je vais pouffer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9475"},{"timestamp":1686693521,"iso":"2023-06-13T22:58:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I hope my Spanish friend is t being too loud on the phone. Let me know if so and I’ll quiet him x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9476"},{"timestamp":1686757469,"iso":"2023-06-14T16:44:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm do you happen to know where that gas canister is? My lighter has been out since yesterday and I’m quite keen to self-administer some chemical stimulation….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9477"},{"timestamp":1686757494,"iso":"2023-06-14T16:44:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Failing that I can pop out to one of the American candy and meth paraphernalia shops ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9478"},{"timestamp":1686757584,"iso":"2023-06-14T16:46:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t seen it, it may be one of the few things Esther moved 😅. If so it might be under the sink or in the store room.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9479"},{"timestamp":1686757608,"iso":"2023-06-14T16:46:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah no I tried those - ah well, I could do with a better lighter anyway, I’ll pop out and get one! Thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9480"},{"timestamp":1686771382,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:36:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey I don’t suppose you know roughly if & when you’ll be back?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9481"},{"timestamp":1686771394,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:36:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just 2 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9482"},{"timestamp":1686771398,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:36:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And also whether you have a ski mask?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9483"},{"timestamp":1686771410,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:36:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"A ski mask?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9484"},{"timestamp":1686771413,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:36:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha why ?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9485"},{"timestamp":1686771432,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:37:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh for hunting flies - I find them so revolting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9486"},{"timestamp":1686771456,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:37:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol I have all this stuff at my parents’ but I think you mentioned having salopettes here before","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9487"},{"timestamp":1686771460,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:37:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So thought I’d ask","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9488"},{"timestamp":1686771467,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:37:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’re making me go loopy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9489"},{"timestamp":1686771527,"iso":"2023-06-14T20:38:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Same here, tho it wasn’t a long journey","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9490"},{"timestamp":1686777907,"iso":"2023-06-14T22:25:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9491","attachments":["static/photos/e2d1556e-1abf-4c51-974a-f6359eacf5a5.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686779395,"iso":"2023-06-14T22:49:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://twitter.com/samziz/status/1619808676348575744?s=46&t=PE2yuFXFuYPTbN6IYrCaWg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9492"},{"timestamp":1686779413,"iso":"2023-06-14T22:50:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9493","attachments":["static/photos/d843caf4-f364-4605-9f1c-b40480b78637.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686779447,"iso":"2023-06-14T22:50:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://t.co/KZLQVBobYP","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9494"},{"timestamp":1686781517,"iso":"2023-06-14T23:25:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually maybe a side table is in order - I just walked in here to see that I’ve left my bowl and my drink on the sofa, unthinkingly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9495"},{"timestamp":1686781534,"iso":"2023-06-14T23:25:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also shall I put Alex’s fetus magazine away somewhere if you have company? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9496"},{"timestamp":1686781558,"iso":"2023-06-14T23:25:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fetish*!!! Christ how does autocorrect always somehow manage to find a worse word","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9497"},{"timestamp":1686781629,"iso":"2023-06-14T23:27:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also also: imma go for a stroll in 5 mins, just saying in case that helps w your timing (lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9498"},{"timestamp":1686809838,"iso":"2023-06-15T07:17:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9499","attachments":["static/photos/79017de8-099a-4900-a5c1-b2bf428d0021.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686817883,"iso":"2023-06-15T09:31:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Where did you get that green scrubby thing that’s in the sink? Do you know what it’s called? It’s very good, I like it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9500"},{"timestamp":1686828843,"iso":"2023-06-15T12:34:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9501","attachments":["static/photos/fb90aa8a-4710-43d5-a701-3b6be5a3fd29.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686845819,"iso":"2023-06-15T17:16:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9502"},{"timestamp":1686866991,"iso":"2023-06-15T23:09:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Kieran and Edward are coming round for a quick drink, if you care to join. Xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9503"},{"timestamp":1686877595,"iso":"2023-06-16T02:06:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"—eeeeeeeesssssuuuussss ffffuuuccckiiinnnnnngggg ccchrrriiiiiiiiiissssttttt","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9504"},{"timestamp":1686877731,"iso":"2023-06-16T02:08:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As always my slight interest in dick is outmatched by Kieran’s general propensity to repel","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9505"},{"timestamp":1686924705,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:11:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg you have no idea, he came back saying he left his charger or something, and then wouldn’t leave. It was so painful, he wanted to have a bath, so strange.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9506"},{"timestamp":1686924884,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:14:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9507"},{"timestamp":1686924885,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:14:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9508"},{"timestamp":1686924885,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:14:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9509"},{"timestamp":1686924886,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:14:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9510"},{"timestamp":1686924887,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:14:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9511"},{"timestamp":1686925081,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:18:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, and also stole a lot of my drugs, by the looks of it - I’m a bit exhausted, I don’t think he comes round again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9512"},{"timestamp":1686925125,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:18:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Wait what, he stole your drugs?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9513"},{"timestamp":1686925149,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:19:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not all of them! Luckily he couldn’t find some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9514"},{"timestamp":1686925162,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:19:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I expect that’s what he was doing in constantly disappearing to my room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9515"},{"timestamp":1686925185,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:19:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which luckily I knew contained no drugs at the time, so I was quite happy to let him waste his time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9516"},{"timestamp":1686925196,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:19:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I felt abit sorry for him at one point last night, as he was going on about depressed he was, it was all quite desperate 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9517"},{"timestamp":1686925199,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:19:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And spare mine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9518"},{"timestamp":1686925229,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:20:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s shocking, he said he bought drugs of you?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9519"},{"timestamp":1686925236,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:20:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Breaking news: people with nothing to like about themselves don’t like themselves, whoda thunk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9520"},{"timestamp":1686925245,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:20:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know what he expects","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9521"},{"timestamp":1686925267,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:21:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, that’s true of the last part of the Vauxhall bag","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9522"},{"timestamp":1686925271,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:21:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not the other stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9523"},{"timestamp":1686925309,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:21:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was really quite creeped out by the hole thing. He saw your friend Jake from Monzo, and chased down the street just to say hi? Seemed a bit weird.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9524"},{"timestamp":1686925323,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:22:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When? When you went to Soho??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9525"},{"timestamp":1686925328,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:22:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9526","attachments":["static/photos/74b68043-2a55-41ac-bf97-c66305b2f9dd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686925335,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:22:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9527"},{"timestamp":1686925378,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:22:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahah god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9528"},{"timestamp":1686925382,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:23:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9529","attachments":["static/photos/471faa2b-9fa5-485f-b4c6-040a1783fc03.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686925398,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:23:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9530","attachments":["static/photos/ac7ffdcb-a105-41cc-9dfb-0ae5bd4cfbaf.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686925439,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:23:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9531","attachments":["static/photos/5c26f87b-a7bc-4728-abb5-c14c74bfd9be.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686925561,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:26:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9532","attachments":["static/photos/52a48ac3-da9f-4f79-a27d-1006494769a4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686925749,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:29:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9533","attachments":["static/photos/6d627dc2-2ebd-4055-94e7-64aebda5af77.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686925764,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:29:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Greatest hits by Jake about Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9534"},{"timestamp":1686925864,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:31:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Suffice it to say he’s not a fan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9535"},{"timestamp":1686926699,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:44:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9536"},{"timestamp":1686926706,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:45:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Poor Jake.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9537"},{"timestamp":1686926734,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:45:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Although it makes it even more sad that keiran was chasing after him in the street 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9538"},{"timestamp":1686926759,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:45:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t believe he stole your drugs, that’s really not okay.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9539"},{"timestamp":1686926773,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:46:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is it worth saying anything about it?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9540"},{"timestamp":1686926949,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:49:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, yeesh, I feel bad because Kieran obviously wants people to like him, but hey, shocker, if you act like a repellent person then people will be repelled by you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9541"},{"timestamp":1686926958,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:49:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(‘act like’ is just a figure of speech)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9542"},{"timestamp":1686926970,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:49:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Almost certainly not","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9543"},{"timestamp":1686927013,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:50:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But only under very exceptional circumstances and constant armed guard would I want him in the flat again, unless you strongly object","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9544"},{"timestamp":1686927085,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:51:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9545","attachments":["static/photos/f76ec621-4013-4082-aec8-34f53c7b7ee9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686927152,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:52:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhhhh that was a joke 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9546"},{"timestamp":1686927203,"iso":"2023-06-16T15:53:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol is he offended by that 🥴","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9547"},{"timestamp":1686927605,"iso":"2023-06-16T16:00:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9548","attachments":["static/photos/f784e50d-cef7-4529-af0f-25274a69186b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686927612,"iso":"2023-06-16T16:00:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah sorry I gather!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9549"},{"timestamp":1686927642,"iso":"2023-06-16T16:00:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And nah it would’ve been mainly because - like Jake says there - Kieran knows how he talks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9550"},{"timestamp":1686929297,"iso":"2023-06-16T16:28:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9551","attachments":["static/photos/6628e0b5-4f66-4e34-9fda-d1966013d25a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1686930993,"iso":"2023-06-16T16:56:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s an awful pity. But oh well 🤷🏼‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9552"},{"timestamp":1686931069,"iso":"2023-06-16T16:57:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I really don’t think he should come round again, I’m really weirded out by the whole thing 😵‍💫","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9553"},{"timestamp":1686942455,"iso":"2023-06-16T20:07:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh let’s not be too rude! _He’s_ an awful pity 😜","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9554"},{"timestamp":1686942520,"iso":"2023-06-16T20:08:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I don’t know why he has to be so athletically rebarbative","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9555"},{"timestamp":1686942545,"iso":"2023-06-16T20:09:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw for what time on Sunday should I invite neighbourino around?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9556"},{"timestamp":1686945622,"iso":"2023-06-16T21:00:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9557"},{"timestamp":1686945668,"iso":"2023-06-16T21:01:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmm shall we say, 6/7? What do you think?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9558"},{"timestamp":1686945765,"iso":"2023-06-16T21:02:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I think that works! I’ll say 6 maybe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9559"},{"timestamp":1686950517,"iso":"2023-06-16T22:21:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9560"},{"timestamp":1686955394,"iso":"2023-06-16T23:43:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncleftish_Beholding","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9561"},{"timestamp":1686957772,"iso":"2023-06-17T00:22:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lemme know if you or your companion want any liquorice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9562"},{"timestamp":1686957798,"iso":"2023-06-17T00:23:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t actually like liquorice all that much but it occasioned a memory","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9563"},{"timestamp":1686985506,"iso":"2023-06-17T08:05:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’m stealing a sheet of your writing paper to write to the man downstairs - actually how much is this writing paper? I’m tempted to get some","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9564"},{"timestamp":1687000310,"iso":"2023-06-17T12:11:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good god I just slept for the second time in a row - I really need to get this habit under control","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9565"},{"timestamp":1687000342,"iso":"2023-06-17T12:12:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And, to add insult to injury,:","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9566"},{"timestamp":1687000348,"iso":"2023-06-17T12:12:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9567","attachments":["static/photos/1b347186-aa36-4bf2-8c09-4bc5feea29e4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687008379,"iso":"2023-06-17T14:26:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9568"},{"timestamp":1687008838,"iso":"2023-06-17T14:33:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9569","attachments":["static/photos/c281f015-5e7c-4794-8e66-1dde42c3737b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687010553,"iso":"2023-06-17T15:02:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awwww https://youtu.be/0U_PUbQGA4U","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9570"},{"timestamp":1687046578,"iso":"2023-06-18T01:02:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/03/the-fall-of-armie-hammer-a-family-saga-of-sex-money-drugs-and-betrayal","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9571"},{"timestamp":1687048825,"iso":"2023-06-18T01:40:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maupassant Eiffel Tower story","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9572"},{"timestamp":1687049742,"iso":"2023-06-18T01:55:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9573"},{"timestamp":1687049899,"iso":"2023-06-18T01:58:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9574"},{"timestamp":1687051618,"iso":"2023-06-18T02:26:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anti-Tech Revolution.pdf • 250 pages document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9575"},{"timestamp":1687053212,"iso":"2023-06-18T02:53:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9576","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1687053229,"iso":"2023-06-18T02:53:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9577","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1687066381,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:33:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I’m going to get some rest probably, I’m a bit exhausted by socialising in this way, and I suspect nothing good will come of staying up any longer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9578"},{"timestamp":1687066449,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:34:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you’re serious about killing yourself, obviously let me know and I’ll come and help (not in that sense!), but I don’t know if generalised venting is very wise right now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9579"},{"timestamp":1687066596,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:36:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so sorry for stealing your meth. I’m so sorry, I never want to take it, believe it or not I don’t like being a scrounge. But I never like committing to buying any because I think I’ll be good and won’t take it. I think maybe I give you an amount per month or knock it off something. Again of course it’s not you’re responsibility whatsoever, I’ll think of a hood plan. Maybe the first one would be throwing the spirits out.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9580"},{"timestamp":1687066640,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:37:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no not at all, that didn’t cross my mind! I don’t think you had that much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9581"},{"timestamp":1687066684,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:38:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you did, or did by your (lower/better) standards, then it’s at least not a concern to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9582"},{"timestamp":1687066708,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:38:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This message was deleted.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9583"},{"timestamp":1687066713,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:38:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But more just that I’m a bit exhausted after all that slightly fraught conversation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9584"},{"timestamp":1687066738,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:38:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes darling get some rest 😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9585"},{"timestamp":1687066759,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:39:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh I’ll try to process this in the am I’m sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9586"},{"timestamp":1687066800,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"GIF omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9587"},{"timestamp":1687066834,"iso":"2023-06-18T06:40:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Don’t worry darling 😘😘","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9588"},{"timestamp":1687107810,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:03:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9589","attachments":["static/photos/ac265d1e-a3b3-498f-9579-44ef8e7bb3f1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687107936,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:05:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry is that guy still here? Oh dear I assumed he’d left - I hope his hearing isn’t too good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9590"},{"timestamp":1687108364,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:12:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also do you happen to know where that Fornasetti plate and meth pipe (I assume probably together wherever they are) have gone?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9591"},{"timestamp":1687108420,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:13:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also whether your guest has devoured that cheesecake or if it’s been cached somewhere?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9592"},{"timestamp":1687108477,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:14:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But really mainly and urgently this (the pipe most of all, cos I prefer the smaller ones)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9593"},{"timestamp":1687108509,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:15:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry let me come out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9594"},{"timestamp":1687108518,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:15:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s one that I found back of the sofa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9595"},{"timestamp":1687108535,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:15:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let take a look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9596"},{"timestamp":1687109058,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:24:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I didn’t mean to sound catty, I couldn’t care less about borrowing that plate or whatever and it’s the sort of thing I do all the time (writing paper, that cheese, etc) so it’d be very rich of me to complain! I just was mindful of Grindr people maybe due to Kieran the other day (who I really do think used my toothbrush probably while I was asleep, which is quite creepy)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9597"},{"timestamp":1687109071,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:24:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah totally fine and not a big deal and maybe it’s in my room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9598"},{"timestamp":1687109092,"iso":"2023-06-18T18:24:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And please don’t accuse your guy or whatever on this basis because I may well have got something wrong or forgotten something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9599"},{"timestamp":1687111302,"iso":"2023-06-18T19:01:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Two quick questions: (1) I don’t suppose you have anything that might even resemble a Father’s Day present, that you don’t want, and that I could buy from you? No worries if not, I’ll prob get an online gift in that case and that should be totally fine! Also (2) Do you think Mr Hyena could possibly beat a retreat sometime before 10ish when I’m back? I might otherwise have a mental break; and truthfully I’m also slightly uneasy about the integrity of our possessions","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9600"},{"timestamp":1687111559,"iso":"2023-06-18T19:05:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes absolutely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9601"},{"timestamp":1687111563,"iso":"2023-06-18T19:06:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s going soon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9602"},{"timestamp":1687111785,"iso":"2023-06-18T19:09:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is there a bottle or something we could give him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9603"},{"timestamp":1687113190,"iso":"2023-06-18T19:33:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry I didn’t get back to this, my bad, I’ll have to leave it in the end! And if you don’t want to make him leave, I’m happy to kick him out when I’m back, since it sounds like he’s going to kick up a fuss","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9604"},{"timestamp":1687123771,"iso":"2023-06-18T22:29:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so so sorry about earlier, he’s totally demented. I will\nExplain in person, but don’t worry he’s gone xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9605"},{"timestamp":1687123791,"iso":"2023-06-18T22:29:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank\nYou also for tidying and cleaning the kitchen, I’ll do the rest xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9606"},{"timestamp":1687124265,"iso":"2023-06-18T22:37:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah good! Sorry if I seemed unreasonable (I wasn’t, but sorry if I seemed so). It was partly the screeching and general intramurally detectable obnoxiousness, partly the disparition of my cheesecake and the Fornasetti plate (and I tentatively suspect some of my drugs) which I don’t mind in itself but which makes me very uncomfortable having him around the flat, etc. I also don’t really warm to people who start getting bolshy when asked to leave. Ugly trait. And after last night etc, and Kieran, I just wasn’t in the mood to have some troglodyte ululating all night..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9607"},{"timestamp":1687124296,"iso":"2023-06-18T22:38:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, trying to navigate bloody Highbury and Islington tunnels so some of that may have not made 100% sense","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9608"},{"timestamp":1687126868,"iso":"2023-06-18T23:21:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you home? I’m not sure whether to wait up - I’ll prob be up for a while longer anyway but eventually I’ll assume you’re asleep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9609"},{"timestamp":1687126888,"iso":"2023-06-18T23:21:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or out I guess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9610"},{"timestamp":1687131314,"iso":"2023-06-19T00:35:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh and next time let me know if you want someone gone, and I have no misgivings at all about kicking them out and being the villain. I honestly couldn’t care less. That might solve these situations a bit more rapidly!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9611"},{"timestamp":1687133037,"iso":"2023-06-19T01:03:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah, if ever that person is here again, I have a large, dinosaur-sized bone to pick with him about that cheesecake. I don’t know what could possess someone to take an entire dish like that out of someone’s fridge without asking, ‘unreproved if undesired’, much less to then bitch about my hospitality or whatever it was that I apparently owed him besides my cake. I don’t know what it is but it’s been a long weekend of unwelcome houseguests taking my stuff and I think we maybe need to find a way to exercise some more discernment, or find a system for getting people out, or whatever it is..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9612"},{"timestamp":1687133174,"iso":"2023-06-19T01:06:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just … a guest doing something with zero pushback is, after a while, functionally equivalent to doing it oneself. For all it means to me, at least. But I think we can figure out something sensible most likely!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9613"},{"timestamp":1687147088,"iso":"2023-06-19T04:58:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This message was deleted.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9614"},{"timestamp":1687147483,"iso":"2023-06-19T05:04:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re totally right. I’m so sorry about David, it’s really sad. When I last saw him he was running a bar in soho. He was telling me all his woes, and they sounded quite grim. I tried for hours to get him to quiet down, even my ears were ringing, and then taking the cheesecake, which he thought was mine because I lived alone. I really however don’t think he took any drugs, I’d be surprised if he did, but I suppose he easily could of, and that’s just opening up risk. I will of course replace the cake, out of principal if anything else. \n\nReally in future, If you want them out, just send a message and Ill have no qualms whatsoever about chucking them out, I’m good with excuses lol\n\nAnd again I’m unreservedly apologise about all the antics yesterday, and maybe other days this. 🫠\n\nThat being said, I think, well since Thursday, kieran/james/david would have not been entertained, if i hadn’t of been drinking, on an empty stomach, so I take large part of the blame and will be going back to detoxing. We don’t have much spirits back, I’m tempted to throw the remainder away, just so this doesn’t happen again anytime soon, and it’s only when I’ve been drinking do i start scrounging from your pipe 🫠. Also it’s the likes of Alex coming and getting drunk on whatever alcohol there is and then screaming. Things were definitely better before the party when there was little supply. I think me stopping the drinking in the flat will reduce the likely hood of unwanted guests.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9615"},{"timestamp":1687154063,"iso":"2023-06-19T06:54:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, no need to apologise, I think it’s fine really and I’ve done more than my fair share of this stuff, not least Ryan. (Well, ok, Ryan, that’s pretty much it, but that’s big enough to block out the sun, haha.) Certainly Mr Harrowman was jointly my decision, if not mainly me encouraging you! And no need to replace the cake thing, there was only a quarter left anyway, but, well, it’s pretty appalling manners _[edit: on his part]_ even if he thought you lived alone. And, wait, why would he think that?! ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9616"},{"timestamp":1687154310,"iso":"2023-06-19T06:58:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah, I didn’t really want him out urgently, only before I got home, which thank god did happen, for which thanks. I just said that because you’d mentioned having wanted him to leave, and the same with Kieran. (And because in both cases I certainly would have preferred them gone, just not strongly enough to insist. Well, in Kieran’s case he left almost immediately after I woke up iirc, but I suppose in theory I’d have preferred him gone if I’d been awake…ok I’ve lost track of what my point is, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9617"},{"timestamp":1687156362,"iso":"2023-06-19T07:32:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also it’s probably my fault for leaving the drugs in here. At the very least it’s the mirror image of my point about the sheets and the party, i.e. I left myself needlessly vulnerable to it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9618"},{"timestamp":1687156577,"iso":"2023-06-19T07:36:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no please don’t feel too bad, or feel that I’m complaining that any of these people ever came over. I like having people around, and hey, one wins some and one loses some… There were definitely things that weren’t great in each case (again James (is he Harrow man?) is jointly my fault), and maaaybe certain missteps you took (as have I countless times), but I don’t want to sound like I’m laying it all at your feet!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9619"},{"timestamp":1687168715,"iso":"2023-06-19T10:58:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m really not convinced he took them, but I mean If you can’t find them, then maybe he did, I’ll happy reimburse of course for whatever he may have stolen. I mean I should have responsibility for who comes round, that David guy was a bit mental, I think he’s really lost it idk, it was really quite horrible at points 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9620"},{"timestamp":1687174806,"iso":"2023-06-19T12:40:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you for tidying up the living room btw, it’s now looking like a Chinese laundry room haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9621"},{"timestamp":1687174864,"iso":"2023-06-19T12:41:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Clara has a friend able to work the days whixh we asked, and passed on the details, so hopefully something comes of it haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9622"},{"timestamp":1687175771,"iso":"2023-06-19T12:56:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, if he took any then it was a tiny tiny bit - I’m moderately sure about that tiny bit, but not enough or sure enough to even be quantifiable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9623"},{"timestamp":1687175922,"iso":"2023-06-19T12:58:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And no probs! Yeah, I think we could make better use of my hallway and the attic and also potentially outside the front door if we ever want to, for hanging laundry - but equally maybe some things aren’t really worth optimising","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9624"},{"timestamp":1687175967,"iso":"2023-06-19T12:59:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And nice! Let’s try her out!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9625"},{"timestamp":1687211749,"iso":"2023-06-19T22:55:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"THERE’S NEVER BEEN ANYTHING LIKE TRUMP BEFORE:\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_theory","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9626"},{"timestamp":1687261826,"iso":"2023-06-20T12:50:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is what I was trying to allude to, re Kieran and Mikey: https://www.bible.com/bible/1/MAT.18.7.KJV","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9627"},{"timestamp":1687261852,"iso":"2023-06-20T12:50:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very wise words from good old Matt","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9628"},{"timestamp":1687266227,"iso":"2023-06-20T14:03:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9629","attachments":["static/photos/ca2762fe-ebfc-4158-a328-5203fd9ec4f9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687266227,"iso":"2023-06-20T14:03:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9630","attachments":["static/photos/9b3d6d74-c5eb-46d7-8025-706d7453dcc7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687266346,"iso":"2023-06-20T14:05:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah this is a bit exasperating… I think it’s _actio libera in causa_ - like I remember saying to Ryan, there comes a point at which you’ve put yourself on the street, and it’s not really “society’s fault” or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9631"},{"timestamp":1687266457,"iso":"2023-06-20T14:07:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s beyond exasperating, I’m just going to stop listening I mean if he acted this way once every few months I’d get it, but I really can’t continue to listen to him being such a miserable bitch, and he plans to do nothing about it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9632"},{"timestamp":1687275880,"iso":"2023-06-20T16:44:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9633","attachments":["static/photos/a12e35d1-98c6-4c28-9554-33fa0aeb6af3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687280742,"iso":"2023-06-20T18:05:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9634"},{"timestamp":1687283492,"iso":"2023-06-20T18:51:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"iSad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9635"},{"timestamp":1687283670,"iso":"2023-06-20T18:54:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No downmarket lachrymation locations for Lord Slade, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9636"},{"timestamp":1687283745,"iso":"2023-06-20T18:55:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is that the Regent St Apple Store? Perhaps I can pop by and keep him company while he bewails his lot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9637"},{"timestamp":1687285787,"iso":"2023-06-20T19:29:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9638"},{"timestamp":1687285793,"iso":"2023-06-20T19:29:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol\nDid you see him?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9639"},{"timestamp":1687285925,"iso":"2023-06-20T19:32:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh weird, I don’t know what’s going on - if you’re around later we can try to figure it out - I suspect I must be doing something wrong because none of these charges are coming up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9640"},{"timestamp":1687285941,"iso":"2023-06-20T19:32:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Possibly getting that Flex card thing has done … something … but I can’t see on the face of it how that’s possible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9641"},{"timestamp":1687286011,"iso":"2023-06-20T19:33:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also do you need anything from Waitrose? Or do we need anything? Esp wrt cleaning and general domestic ataraxia","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9642"},{"timestamp":1687353895,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:24:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9643","attachments":["static/photos/478f085d-1c29-4c69-a14f-e628e505ce0c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687353995,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:26:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah I’ve just seen the issue with that one, with the possible benefit of sleep - they’re charging £196, which is more than I allowed for that virtual card (if I don’t set limits then money seems to go into a fathomless black hole). What’s up with that??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9644"},{"timestamp":1687354029,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:27:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Wait they’re charging 196? That’s ridiculous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9645"},{"timestamp":1687354047,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:27:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I thought it would be a lot less","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9646"},{"timestamp":1687354053,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:27:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll send you £100","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9647"},{"timestamp":1687354066,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:27:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yup, I’ve put on a limit of £100 for what I’d understood would be £80-something iirc..","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9648"},{"timestamp":1687354097,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:28:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is that really right tho? This seems a bit shitty of them since that’s not what their prices are","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9649"},{"timestamp":1687354134,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:28:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes so did it, I had no idea theyd be charging that. If you look on their website it’s £8.50, per large cushion?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9650"},{"timestamp":1687354146,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:29:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s not the problem with the direct debit, which is still failing and which I’ll try to pay directly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9651"},{"timestamp":1687354160,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:29:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And which is for a very reasonable amount, like £40 or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9652"},{"timestamp":1687354194,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:29:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry about this, i was sure that’s how much it cost when I went on the website.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9653"},{"timestamp":1687354195,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:29:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I think these places operate on a ‘rinse yuppies with unexpected charges’ business model, hence the limits","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9654"},{"timestamp":1687354269,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:31:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9655","attachments":["static/photos/86ffe543-b807-438f-9c58-c44a0c1dbc1b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687354273,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:31:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’m trying to … well, not exactly tighten my belt but at least put the proddy thing through the loopy thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9656"},{"timestamp":1687354285,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:31:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"£9 per cushion cover 🤡","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9657"},{"timestamp":1687354302,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:31:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve no idea how they’ve come up with £196","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9658"},{"timestamp":1687354312,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:31:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did they clean the actual cushions? I’m not quite following with this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9659"},{"timestamp":1687354332,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:32:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Iirc it’s never been an issue before but I can’t recall if previous times were the same company","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9660"},{"timestamp":1687354344,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:32:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Idk 🤷🏼‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9661"},{"timestamp":1687354356,"iso":"2023-06-21T14:32:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But there is no price list for cleaning the cushions","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9662"},{"timestamp":1687356199,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:03:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can explain it to these people if you don’t have time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9663"},{"timestamp":1687356233,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:03:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not quite sure I have the requisite crayons and abacus but I’ll do my best - in any case they’re not getting more than £100 for these cushions that they plainly didn’t clean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9664"},{"timestamp":1687356524,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:08:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.ihateironing.com/services/household-dry-cleaning/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9665"},{"timestamp":1687358248,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:37:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9666","attachments":["static/photos/78c5eeab-f590-4cb3-9334-6455f38c6142.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687358280,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:38:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg have you posted it already?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9667"},{"timestamp":1687358318,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:38:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, fuck it, what are they going to do? They could try their best to make me add an update to my review, I suppose! Let’s see how they do!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9668"},{"timestamp":1687358401,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:40:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9669"},{"timestamp":1687358450,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:40:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hopefully it doesn’t take weeks now to get the cushions back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9670"},{"timestamp":1687358594,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:43:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Up to them, but if so it’ll take weeks to get their money","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9671"},{"timestamp":1687358602,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:43:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And of course an appendix to my review","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9672"},{"timestamp":1687359063,"iso":"2023-06-21T15:51:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know who’s worse of if that’s the case.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9673"},{"timestamp":1687360595,"iso":"2023-06-21T16:16:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know, but does that matter to either us or them?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9674"},{"timestamp":1687360675,"iso":"2023-06-21T16:17:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should think if they were annoyed about anything, it’s probably disputing the bill and not paying, rather than leaving a Google review (though I expect and hope they won’t like that either)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9675"},{"timestamp":1687360767,"iso":"2023-06-21T16:19:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, for the time being I’ll continue to use that sofa, and next time I’ll just put the sofa cushions in the washer dryer - I think I’m a bit done with this approach of flinging money at random companies in the hope that it will make things better","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9676"},{"timestamp":1687360805,"iso":"2023-06-21T16:20:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It seems to be consistently anywhere from slightly to far more effort than simply putting them in the machine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9677"},{"timestamp":1687360840,"iso":"2023-06-21T16:20:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though thanks for dealing with these people of course","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9678"},{"timestamp":1687360873,"iso":"2023-06-21T16:21:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I did ask you before, and you said it was okay. I did offer to pay as well.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9679"},{"timestamp":1687360939,"iso":"2023-06-21T16:22:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know, and it is, but not next time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9680"},{"timestamp":1687361963,"iso":"2023-06-21T16:39:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9681","attachments":["static/photos/bb8f4ed9-1e2c-4baa-a790-ac641a80f67c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687373550,"iso":"2023-06-21T19:52:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9682"},{"timestamp":1687374142,"iso":"2023-06-21T20:02:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure, why not?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9683"},{"timestamp":1687374153,"iso":"2023-06-21T20:02:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m game","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9684"},{"timestamp":1687374161,"iso":"2023-06-21T20:02:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What is this colossal fuck up?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9685"},{"timestamp":1687374200,"iso":"2023-06-21T20:03:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not him but the one he mentioned","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9686"},{"timestamp":1687377163,"iso":"2023-06-21T20:52:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9687"},{"timestamp":1687382710,"iso":"2023-06-21T22:25:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What is your preferred fortitude of tea?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9688"},{"timestamp":1687382760,"iso":"2023-06-21T22:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because it’s pretty much ready probably unless you like it extremely strong - and probably should be drunk sooner rather than later on account of our lacking a microwave","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9689"},{"timestamp":1687382783,"iso":"2023-06-21T22:26:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Actually I might order a microwave - I wonder if I can find a small one that could fit in a drawer or cupboard)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9690"},{"timestamp":1687385840,"iso":"2023-06-21T23:17:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha that’s cheating!! With the submarine thing!!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9691"},{"timestamp":1687385866,"iso":"2023-06-21T23:17:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But all that stuff about Mussolini definitely counts","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9692"},{"timestamp":1687385871,"iso":"2023-06-21T23:17:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha i knew we should of put art and opera on the bingo sheet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9693"},{"timestamp":1687385902,"iso":"2023-06-21T23:18:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He was killed by partisans, not some highly organised intelligence operation - the Gran Sasso raid that I mentioned would’ve been the thing to lie about","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9694"},{"timestamp":1687385940,"iso":"2023-06-21T23:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also he seemed pretty insistent about referring to Monte Cassino as Monte Carlo, even after I (I think subtly?) supplied the right name, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9695"},{"timestamp":1687385991,"iso":"2023-06-21T23:19:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tbf it might’ve sounded like a mistake given Monte Carlo is (obv) famous for its casinos","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9696"},{"timestamp":1687386918,"iso":"2023-06-21T23:35:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Article I meant (also, how’s the bingo?):\nhttps://thelampmagazine.com/issues/issue-16/the-double-life-of-john-le-carr%C3%A9","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9697"},{"timestamp":1687386955,"iso":"2023-06-21T23:35:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha very good 🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9698"},{"timestamp":1687388341,"iso":"2023-06-21T23:59:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m starting to worry he may be homeless","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9699"},{"timestamp":1687398085,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:41:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have just given that Alex guy permission to creep into your bed since I’m quite tired and it seems like you prooooobably hopefully won’t mind and he didn’t seem to want to sleep on the sofa or to leave - so my fault, mea culpable, etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9700"},{"timestamp":1687398100,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:41:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"mea culpa* goddammit autocorrect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9701"},{"timestamp":1687398161,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:42:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hopefully he actually wants to just sleep and hopefully this was not the end goal of coming here this evening, tho I’m just starting to consider that that’s possible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9702"},{"timestamp":1687398208,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:43:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh Spanish boy is here 🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9703"},{"timestamp":1687398214,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:43:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit oh shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9704"},{"timestamp":1687398222,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:43:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, Jesus, when did he come?!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9705"},{"timestamp":1687398227,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:43:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Didn’t quite realise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9706"},{"timestamp":1687398260,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:44:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also sorry, by ‘permission’ I don’t mean “yeah go ahead he has anyone and everyone in there” so much as “ok if you want to it’s prob not the end of the world to risk it”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9707"},{"timestamp":1687398331,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:45:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Probably not exactly the done thing to give permission, sorry about that, but I just don’t have the energy to fight it, and figured I’d let him try and let you react and generally bow out of the situation, maybe reproachably","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9708"},{"timestamp":1687398382,"iso":"2023-06-22T02:46:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I don’t think we should have Alex here, I’m just realising how annoying it is not to be able to go make stir fry (eg) at 3am etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9709"},{"timestamp":1687420880,"iso":"2023-06-22T09:01:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit did you remove the Slape bingo sheet? I completely forgot, oh god","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9710"},{"timestamp":1687420979,"iso":"2023-06-22T09:02:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel sorta guilty about that now, it was a meanspirited game - though it gave me the strength to survive","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9711"},{"timestamp":1687451827,"iso":"2023-06-22T17:37:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9712","attachments":["static/photos/0ebaa797-1577-4fd8-94d5-9ac30463f554.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687454287,"iso":"2023-06-22T18:18:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9713","attachments":["static/photos/3ecc8113-9af6-40eb-af39-f93e26f42ee0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687456025,"iso":"2023-06-22T18:47:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9714","attachments":["static/photos/84c5b0c3-8ddc-4445-a3b9-e78630601c9a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687456057,"iso":"2023-06-22T18:47:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not caving and messaging Freddie, to be clear, he’s messaging me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9715"},{"timestamp":1687456329,"iso":"2023-06-22T18:52:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HahahHhhaha yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9716"},{"timestamp":1687456341,"iso":"2023-06-22T18:52:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9717","attachments":["static/photos/80a6186f-9f1f-476a-b1e3-6a6ea8816fc2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687456364,"iso":"2023-06-22T18:52:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9718"},{"timestamp":1687456369,"iso":"2023-06-22T18:52:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps it might help him understand precisely how silly and meaningless this whole thing has felt to us","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9719"},{"timestamp":1687456384,"iso":"2023-06-22T18:53:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, yes, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9720"},{"timestamp":1687459134,"iso":"2023-06-22T19:38:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think this cleaning company is small enough that I could just send them a fucking monzo.me link and they could put their card details in? I wonder if it’s worth a shot - I do feel strongly that they should at least (and at most) be paid what I actually owe them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9721"},{"timestamp":1687464573,"iso":"2023-06-22T21:09:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This has gone too far","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9722"},{"timestamp":1687464581,"iso":"2023-06-22T21:09:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9723"},{"timestamp":1687464616,"iso":"2023-06-22T21:10:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fly didn’t even move a fucking millimetre while I used the tap","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9724"},{"timestamp":1687464625,"iso":"2023-06-22T21:10:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They’re getting too comfortable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9725"},{"timestamp":1687481626,"iso":"2023-06-23T01:53:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve just caught Pig pulling back the panelling under the dishwasher, to explore the weird hinterland area like in Goodge St 🫣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9726"},{"timestamp":1687505215,"iso":"2023-06-23T08:26:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9727","attachments":["static/photos/01daee6c-f4c3-4925-a9f4-6925f8eb6907.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687505228,"iso":"2023-06-23T08:27:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah sure!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9728"},{"timestamp":1687505241,"iso":"2023-06-23T08:27:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s always nice to have him around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9729"},{"timestamp":1687505248,"iso":"2023-06-23T08:27:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Even if I can’t seem to convince him of that, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9730"},{"timestamp":1687505264,"iso":"2023-06-23T08:27:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I like Alex a lot, he’s always welcome","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9731"},{"timestamp":1687505436,"iso":"2023-06-23T08:30:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is his move out day, right? I mean god knows about him _staying_ here, but, like with Ryan, hes always welcome to come and we can figure something out later on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9732"},{"timestamp":1687517458,"iso":"2023-06-23T11:50:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He hasn’t mentioned anything about staying, I think he has something sorted.Although I don’t know where he would go, I dont think I could have him in my room 😅. It might get a bit cramped, I wouldn’t mind for a week or so, but if he had no where to go, it gets a bit tricky sending him off 😬","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9733"},{"timestamp":1687519942,"iso":"2023-06-23T12:32:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, he hasn’t mentioned anything yet to me, so I very much doubt it - I also just don’t get that air from him today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9734"},{"timestamp":1687519981,"iso":"2023-06-23T12:33:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He hasn’t mentioned anything about whatever his problem is, but I get the sense he’s just glad to be distracted by the conversation (and it’s always nice talking to Alex, I’m very fond of him, he’s a sweet guy)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9735"},{"timestamp":1687631973,"iso":"2023-06-24T19:39:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Darling are you coming back this eve? You haven’t by any chance seen my charger that was was in the living room?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9736"},{"timestamp":1687639991,"iso":"2023-06-24T21:53:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, no, sorry, I don’t think I am - had gone to discuss my grandma’s birthday party (multiple of 10 and abroad and also my grandma has acquired some of my grandpa’s neuroticism) and looking like will stay night and back morn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9737"},{"timestamp":1687640056,"iso":"2023-06-24T21:54:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There’s a chance I accidentally grabbed one that was yours when packing a bag - think I brought the one I grabbed into my room and left it on the floor when I realised I had one too many (but I didn’t realise it was yours - I have a ton of chargers and have taken them into the living room at points, so it didn’t set off any alarms)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9738"},{"timestamp":1687640110,"iso":"2023-06-24T21:55:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So soz, feel free to venture into my room (with a stick to fend off any bacteria that have evolved into potentially dangerous complex organisms like tigers) and grab it or else one of those that are plugged in (one is on the far side of the bed iirc) ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9739"},{"timestamp":1687640193,"iso":"2023-06-24T21:56:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also if you’re around tonight and could possibly put two cat foods into their bowls, they’d be much obliged, but if not it’s fine, they’ll eat the dry food rather than starve to death","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9740"},{"timestamp":1687640316,"iso":"2023-06-24T21:58:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhh I’m sorry about your grandma darling xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9741"},{"timestamp":1687640320,"iso":"2023-06-24T21:58:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll tAke care of them xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9742"},{"timestamp":1687640336,"iso":"2023-06-24T21:58:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She’s just having a birthday party, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9743"},{"timestamp":1687640352,"iso":"2023-06-24T21:59:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I suppose birthdays are commemorations of a tragic occasion","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9744"},{"timestamp":1687640382,"iso":"2023-06-24T21:59:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But thank you! (I wish I had a better reason! Alex can explain the background but in short I didn’t realise this was happening at all)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9745"},{"timestamp":1687640421,"iso":"2023-06-24T22:00:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sorry I was reading it fast and saw neuroticism. But reading it’s obviously just a birthday party","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9746"},{"timestamp":1687640426,"iso":"2023-06-24T22:00:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Have fun xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9747"},{"timestamp":1687694958,"iso":"2023-06-25T13:09:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh Alex is hinting at staying at trying to stay, I hate to say no, but he spent all day yesterday telling me how he was going to kill himself, over some boring crap with Jamison, and now he’s changed his mind about it. There’s really no room for 3 people in that flat, and I suspect if he does come, he’ll stay for months, and when we ask him to leave he’ll put us in a really uncomfortable position of threatening to kill himself. It’s just impossible. His family have more than enough money, which they’d be happy to help him, but he lets his pride get in the way.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9748"},{"timestamp":1687694991,"iso":"2023-06-25T13:09:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How is it that he’s moving out today, and has no whete to stay, he’s just assumed she can come and stay with us for however long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9749"},{"timestamp":1687715193,"iso":"2023-06-25T18:46:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you coming back this evening, do you need me to feed the cats?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9750"},{"timestamp":1687729310,"iso":"2023-06-25T22:41:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit I missed all this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9751"},{"timestamp":1687729329,"iso":"2023-06-25T22:42:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Reading now and also gonna quickly change and splash some water on my face and back in 5 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9752"},{"timestamp":1687729340,"iso":"2023-06-25T22:42:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No need to reply to that - do your thing!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9753"},{"timestamp":1687731327,"iso":"2023-06-25T23:15:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9754","attachments":["static/photos/804b0ebf-c843-4d54-bf0f-b35838dae12a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739032,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:23:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9755","attachments":["static/photos/cbc5d237-5c97-4ffb-b51e-097ac7f630ec.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739071,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:24:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9756","attachments":["static/photos/8e3ea3e6-f748-48c1-a4d0-045a943db63d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739100,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9757","attachments":["static/photos/26c7fce3-fa2d-4b0c-ad63-3f18cf1e8e0e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739124,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:25:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9758","attachments":["static/photos/655e80fd-2115-4b2b-8bd2-c3efcb10ecf8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739148,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:25:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9759","attachments":["static/photos/1d1172ab-8dc4-4fa0-89e8-d4524347c023.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739235,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:27:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9760"},{"timestamp":1687739873,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:37:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9761","attachments":["static/photos/04765692-4be7-4a4e-a8b7-08f9e6ccfa9f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739873,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:37:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9762","attachments":["static/photos/4a6e9036-cecd-4ca2-bd6d-62b0150a55e2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739873,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:37:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9763","attachments":["static/photos/4de14701-55bd-4270-8da2-8c1442d79bb8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739873,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:37:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9764","attachments":["static/photos/862f2e27-49bc-42f1-9909-04c4395032b2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739873,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:37:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9765","attachments":["static/photos/924e01fc-24b3-41c8-a4aa-5710a32c6c93.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739873,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:37:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9766","attachments":["static/photos/97442f64-0007-4928-8863-118191565e85.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687739873,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:37:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9767","attachments":["static/photos/b0101bdc-fe3f-418d-ad49-20a96b35c2b9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687740833,"iso":"2023-06-26T01:53:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Weirdly I do feel like Pig is starting to look ever so slightly older!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9768"},{"timestamp":1687807269,"iso":"2023-06-26T20:21:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/legacyremembers/bilal-thiam-obituary?id=32041331","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9769"},{"timestamp":1687807382,"iso":"2023-06-26T20:23:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah here’s the page:\nhttps://www.nhs.uk/mental-health/social-care-and-your-rights/mental-health-and-the-law/mental-health-act/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9770"},{"timestamp":1687807513,"iso":"2023-06-26T20:25:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This, btw, was the Credit Suisse spy caper involving their (Bilal and Antar’s; the blacks’) terrifyingly tall also-black father: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/oct/01/credit-suisse-spying-scandal-investigation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9771"},{"timestamp":1687809081,"iso":"2023-06-26T20:51:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What’s the plan with your Central European companion?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9772"},{"timestamp":1687809149,"iso":"2023-06-26T20:52:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I imagine, when he gets here we’ll go out for drinks/dinner","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9773"},{"timestamp":1687809160,"iso":"2023-06-26T20:52:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not quite sure yet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9774"},{"timestamp":1687855329,"iso":"2023-06-27T09:42:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you just slam your door?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9775"},{"timestamp":1687869000,"iso":"2023-06-27T13:30:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bell may ring, ignore","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9776"},{"timestamp":1687869013,"iso":"2023-06-27T13:30:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also no, I wasn’t awake anyway near that early lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9777"},{"timestamp":1687869125,"iso":"2023-06-27T13:32:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha I was worried Incase I woke you. Must have been the wind lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9778"},{"timestamp":1687883470,"iso":"2023-06-27T17:31:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9779","attachments":["static/photos/c8ae8c30-13fc-4f67-8e99-ddc08a26e6d4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687884075,"iso":"2023-06-27T17:41:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9780"},{"timestamp":1687888556,"iso":"2023-06-27T18:55:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok so cleaning lady woman is off now, I think, or seems to be wrapping up! My room looks superb - I haven’t checked your room, so you may spot some errant atoms, idk, but it’s at least done to my low standards!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9781"},{"timestamp":1687888739,"iso":"2023-06-27T18:58:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dac, la dame de lavage est disparu 👌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9782"},{"timestamp":1687894691,"iso":"2023-06-27T20:38:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh just say no","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9783"},{"timestamp":1687894694,"iso":"2023-06-27T20:38:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"To him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9784"},{"timestamp":1687905711,"iso":"2023-06-27T23:41:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/26/tupac-shakur-hail-mary-sri-lankan-christmas-carol-concert","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9785"},{"timestamp":1687910484,"iso":"2023-06-28T01:01:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, only leaving because my natural tendency in all these conversations is to ramble and go on tangents about stuff, and when talking about richness it’s sufficiently unedifying that I don’t like to hear myself talking about it, haha… (Has your friend become a bit concerned with this stuff? It was quite interesting talking to him about post-Soviet states yesterday but it depresses me a bit to hear people talk about the circulation of money as if it’s the most fascinating topic in the world, esp when you like them)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9786"},{"timestamp":1687910646,"iso":"2023-06-28T01:04:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah, sorry he always talks a lot.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9787"},{"timestamp":1687910671,"iso":"2023-06-28T01:04:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s not that way inclined usually","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9788"},{"timestamp":1687911259,"iso":"2023-06-28T01:14:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry Alex is off home now and martin and I are headed to bed xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9789"},{"timestamp":1687911586,"iso":"2023-06-28T01:19:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it wasn’t the talking, and it wasn’t like he was doing anything bad, but it was just the candy floss of conversations","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9790"},{"timestamp":1687911614,"iso":"2023-06-28T01:20:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just thought I should explain in case it seemed like I was annoyed or anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9791"},{"timestamp":1687965224,"iso":"2023-06-28T16:13:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not being too loud on the phone am I? I can never tell, and I don’t want to be a kieran haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9792"},{"timestamp":1687970934,"iso":"2023-06-28T17:48:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Catullus: “live, [laugh,] love” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_5?wprov=sfti1","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9793"},{"timestamp":1687970981,"iso":"2023-06-28T17:49:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9794"},{"timestamp":1687971089,"iso":"2023-06-28T17:51:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, I couldn’t hear, tho may have had headphones in so don’t detrimentally rely on that fact!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9795"},{"timestamp":1687971123,"iso":"2023-06-28T17:52:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can sometimes hear phone calls in the hallway but not generally in your room unless particularly robustly expostulating with whoever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9796"},{"timestamp":1687971227,"iso":"2023-06-28T17:53:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry, I’m bloody paranoid about the noise. You didn’t hear Martin this morning, I had to shuffle him out for breakfast he was getting a bit loud. Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9797"},{"timestamp":1687985112,"iso":"2023-06-28T21:45:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh is there any chance you could grab pasta?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9798"},{"timestamp":1687985159,"iso":"2023-06-28T21:45:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just realised we’re out but I’m in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9799"},{"timestamp":1687985171,"iso":"2023-06-28T21:46:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries if not, and idk if you’re even out any more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9800"},{"timestamp":1687985227,"iso":"2023-06-28T21:47:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, when I’m asleep a herd of wildebeest couldn’t wake me up, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9801"},{"timestamp":1687988350,"iso":"2023-06-28T22:39:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes let me see if there’s anywhere on the way xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9802"},{"timestamp":1687989103,"iso":"2023-06-28T22:51:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you know? I can check - just that I’m on my way to Tesco but not sure if I’ll make it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9803"},{"timestamp":1687989757,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:02:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, no worries, I’ve got some, tho ofc still appreciated if you got any!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9804"},{"timestamp":1687991396,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:29:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9805","attachments":["static/photos/2bb49920-88ba-4e79-ab7d-65e03469c129.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687991396,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:29:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9806","attachments":["static/photos/3b5e17d2-0811-40bd-abd7-4249b59e6b1d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1687991778,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:36:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh btw have you seen my hair powder stuff?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9807"},{"timestamp":1687991810,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:36:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t, I can have a look a round","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9808"},{"timestamp":1687991813,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:36:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s POSSIBLE Alex took it accidentally - I just recall him on Friday having the same product himself, so it’s conceivable he could’ve mistakenly picked mine up - but also poss I left it somewhere ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9809"},{"timestamp":1687991828,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:37:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you think the cleaner moved it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9810"},{"timestamp":1687991840,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:37:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He was asking me to pick him up hair stuff today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9811"},{"timestamp":1687991840,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:37:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no worries - maybe if you don’t mind checking your room, just in case Alex picked it up and put it down again there (unlikely tbh)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9812"},{"timestamp":1687991848,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:37:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hair thickening stuff hmm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9813"},{"timestamp":1687991850,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:37:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was it the purple powder-y thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9814"},{"timestamp":1687991853,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:37:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah good chance","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9815"},{"timestamp":1687991856,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:37:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sounds similar","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9816"},{"timestamp":1687991866,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:37:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"About the size of a working class pepper shaker from Tesco","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9817"},{"timestamp":1687991881,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:38:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or a … uh, maybe a double shot glass","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9818"},{"timestamp":1687991895,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:38:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One of those upside down glued together two shot glasses things, about yea size","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9819"},{"timestamp":1687991909,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:38:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmmm no I definitely haven’t seen it. Will take a look xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9820"},{"timestamp":1687991910,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:38:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Two measures* perhaps one’d call it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9821"},{"timestamp":1687991925,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:38:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah thanks! Unlikely but would be much obliged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9822"},{"timestamp":1687992008,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:40:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also there’s a very good chance I’ll be up to let Martin in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9823"},{"timestamp":1687992022,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:40:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you have some fallback (like leaving your phone on) then you’re prob safe to go to sleep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9824"},{"timestamp":1687992042,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:40:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh thank you darling, I’m really half asleep rn xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9825"},{"timestamp":1687992045,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:40:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would guarantee but I sometimes microsleep and I don’t want to risk locking him out all night and precipitating his death like Purcell’s wife","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9826"},{"timestamp":1687992067,"iso":"2023-06-28T23:41:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So yeah, if you have a backup (eg phone on loud if you’re sure it’ll wake you) then knock yourself out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9827"},{"timestamp":1688082693,"iso":"2023-06-30T00:51:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you awake?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9828"},{"timestamp":1688082719,"iso":"2023-06-30T00:51:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you want to come in and chill? 🙃","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9829"},{"timestamp":1688083075,"iso":"2023-06-30T00:57:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not _quite_ sure what that means, haha, but I’m happy to come chat in a min!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9830"},{"timestamp":1688083107,"iso":"2023-06-30T00:58:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also heads up, I think I sprayed your door handle","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9831"},{"timestamp":1688083135,"iso":"2023-06-30T00:58:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So may be wet and - being overcautious here - potentially flammable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9832"},{"timestamp":1688083195,"iso":"2023-06-30T00:59:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Spayed my door Handel?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9833"},{"timestamp":1688083217,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:00:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With antibiotic cleaner - I’ve just been sanitising the flat a bit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9834"},{"timestamp":1688083223,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:00:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For no particular reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9835"},{"timestamp":1688083234,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:00:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess once you start you may as well do it all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9836"},{"timestamp":1688083410,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:03:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway let me know if I should head in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9837"},{"timestamp":1688083502,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:05:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh right. I’ve received the antidatèrent cat pee stuff if you want to spray that around. Otherwise I can do it tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9838"},{"timestamp":1688083519,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:05:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I think it should prob be fine for tonight","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9839"},{"timestamp":1688083528,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:05:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah come in if you’re bored and have nothing better to do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9840"},{"timestamp":1688083534,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:05:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’re just gabbing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9841"},{"timestamp":1688083534,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:05:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Since Martin is on the sofa and I don’t want to ruin his future relations with cats","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9842"},{"timestamp":1688083545,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:05:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh well I’ll pop by, why not","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9843"},{"timestamp":1688083549,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:05:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May not stay long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9844"},{"timestamp":1688083691,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:08:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One mo","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9845"},{"timestamp":1688083710,"iso":"2023-06-30T01:08:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Recherche de pipe perdu","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9846"},{"timestamp":1688089865,"iso":"2023-06-30T02:51:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9847","attachments":["static/photos/4246ad57-d9d0-4fca-bcc9-8da149e653ee.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688089935,"iso":"2023-06-30T02:52:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9848","attachments":["static/photos/d82e2b34-7ccc-421e-a577-8d1bd541295f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688089958,"iso":"2023-06-30T02:52:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9849"},{"timestamp":1688092643,"iso":"2023-06-30T03:37:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bed soon for me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9850"},{"timestamp":1688092680,"iso":"2023-06-30T03:38:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9851"},{"timestamp":1688092685,"iso":"2023-06-30T03:38:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know right","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9852"},{"timestamp":1688093459,"iso":"2023-06-30T03:50:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just a biiiiit much even tho I recognise he’s hardly worse than I am","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9853"},{"timestamp":1688093464,"iso":"2023-06-30T03:51:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Probably worst for you, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9854"},{"timestamp":1688142072,"iso":"2023-06-30T17:21:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://archive.vanityfair.com/article/2003/3/living-proof","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9855"},{"timestamp":1688142104,"iso":"2023-06-30T17:21:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9856","attachments":["static/photos/e0448a51-a428-469c-a2ef-0db006abe5a1.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688148639,"iso":"2023-06-30T19:10:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you guys find somewhere? Worth my heading down?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9857"},{"timestamp":1688150534,"iso":"2023-06-30T19:42:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No the place we wanted to go to was full, so we just went shopping.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9858"},{"timestamp":1688150534,"iso":"2023-06-30T19:42:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We can go out later if you’re up for it? X","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9859"},{"timestamp":1688150927,"iso":"2023-06-30T19:48:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there any chance you could grab me a Tenzing? I couldn’t find my keys and I suspect you or Martin may have them, so I can’t really get out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9860"},{"timestamp":1688151848,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:04:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, I’ve gambled and run to Waitrose anyway since it sounds like you’re back soon - I’m now locked out rather than in, so if there’s any chance you could reply if only to indicate your ETA then I’d be much obliged!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9861"},{"timestamp":1688151909,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:05:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I’m just seeing this now.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9862"},{"timestamp":1688151921,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:05:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m on my way back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9863"},{"timestamp":1688151926,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:05:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be 10 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9864"},{"timestamp":1688151930,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:05:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How about getting home?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9865"},{"timestamp":1688151934,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:05:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha cool","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9866"},{"timestamp":1688151936,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:05:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh less than","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9867"},{"timestamp":1688152830,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:20:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, sorry to pester, but after last night I’m a bit apprehensive: where exactly are you, are you still drinking or are you travelling, and if so by what means?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9868"},{"timestamp":1688152879,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:21:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe that’s a bit OTT but I don’t want to be stuck out much much longer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9869"},{"timestamp":1688152896,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:21:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or alternatively if you can share your location that’d be perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9870"},{"timestamp":1688152901,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:21:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9871","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Missed audio call","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1688152908,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:21:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Excuse me?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9872"},{"timestamp":1688152924,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:22:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’re rushing back now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9873"},{"timestamp":1688152932,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:22:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.513432,-0.145608","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9874"},{"timestamp":1688152959,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:22:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perfect, thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9875"},{"timestamp":1688154409,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:46:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you manage to find your keys? If not, you can get mine cut at Timpsons in Selfridges?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9876"},{"timestamp":1688154485,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:48:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not yet, anywhere… If you don’t mind double checking that’d be much appreciated - otherwise I suppose it’s possible I’ve just put them down somewhere tremendously hard to find","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9877"},{"timestamp":1688154535,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:48:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And sorry that you had to come back if I have left them in such a place - I suppose either I’ll find them or possibly we’ll never know","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9878"},{"timestamp":1688154536,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:48:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9879"},{"timestamp":1688154548,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:49:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll take a look in the living room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9880"},{"timestamp":1688154593,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:49:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m going to have some meth and try to regather my energy and then will take another look, but I looked fairly thoroughly before leaving and I looked again somewhat thoroughly on coming in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9881"},{"timestamp":1688154644,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:50:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho with other things I’ve found them later on in very weird places - there are a lot of places in a flat, I know","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9882"},{"timestamp":1688154731,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:52:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eg I’ve just found a teaspoon under my laptop on my bed -l","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9883"},{"timestamp":1688154743,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:52:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No need to look yourself - I’m almost certain they aren’t in there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9884"},{"timestamp":1688154784,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:53:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The one other place is your room, where it’s *possible* I might have left them last night (tho I don’t think so bc I remember emptying out my pockets - sans keys iirc - and only taking the essentials, because I was somewhat overloaded)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9885"},{"timestamp":1688154813,"iso":"2023-06-30T20:53:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I rate the chances of that to be pretty pretty low, and I’d only ever have left them on your bed where I’m pretty certain they’d have been noticed by now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9886"},{"timestamp":1688160012,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:20:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No, I was rushing back, I’m not that much of a selfish alcoholic that wait to finish my drink while someone waits on the street 🤣. Sounds almost Kieranic!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9887"},{"timestamp":1688160190,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:23:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9888","attachments":["static/photos/577a2755-f16a-4406-99fc-faa249cd5acb.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688160978,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:36:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be clear my question about drinking wasn’t an accusation, I was just a bit worried since Alex and I waited up last night (in case Martin fell asleep and for Alex to ask sthng). He understood you’d got on a train, and after a while the theory was that you must’ve stopped at this end, presumedly for a drink. (I’m not sure what finally happened.) So I wasn’t quite sure how long I might be left out there, and I assumed, given recent drinking, that it wasn’t an unreasonable question, tho maybe I should have been a bit more courtly about it!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9889"},{"timestamp":1688161055,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:37:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But sorry about the keys, that’s my bad (obviously). I want to say I don’t know how I left them there, but I can quite see how I did - I suppose for whatever reason it just wasn’t a place that crossed my mind to check…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9890"},{"timestamp":1688161150,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:39:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I was annoyed any time recently it was the night of the Brendan, at both you and Alex. I’m also … I’m not sure ‘annoyed’ is the word, but I suppose I’ve certainly been stressed out about the flat and the visitors. Mainly after Kieran and Hyena, it’s felt like I’ve got random people wandering around unwatched, and that I’m obliged to keep my stuff in my room and even then quite well hidden. Maybe, more last night more than today, I was vaguely pre-stressed by a sense of these various abandoned guests consuming my days and making me feel a bit like I’m lacking in safety, the second-most fundamental of Maslow’s needs (below the physiological which I’m def also skimping on!). Territory, ya know. Something like that. I dunno though, every man is furthest from himself and I’m particularly far right now because I feel like shit!!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9891"},{"timestamp":1688161191,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:39:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Territory, status, and love, or whatever Auden says - tho quite a terrible reference because I don’t care much at all for status, and right now I have no one from whom I want love! But oh well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9892"},{"timestamp":1688161211,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:40:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well yeah, my drinking has been out of hand lately. It’s been a stressful few weeks. I’m sorry if it’s bothered you, which I suspect it has.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9893"},{"timestamp":1688161214,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:40:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I’m gonna have some more meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9894"},{"timestamp":1688161219,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:40:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9895"},{"timestamp":1688161250,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:40:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No not really the drinking, or maybe that’s the ultimate cause but I guess the causation is your business - more the particular thing of not really feeling like there’s a distinction between outside and inside, if you see what I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9896"},{"timestamp":1688161266,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:41:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Guests wise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9897"},{"timestamp":1688161308,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:41:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also the very much smaller thing of feeling like sometimes I’m left _entertaining_ the guests rather than merely protecting against them - but I should think more first, and also I do realise you have various causes for annoyance at me too","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9898"},{"timestamp":1688161335,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:42:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very largely Alex being invited round and then sorta being a bit of a limpet, much as I do like him and like talking to him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9899"},{"timestamp":1688161358,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:42:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeaaaaaah my mind is a bit like scrambled eggs rn, I need to stop myself from rambling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9900"},{"timestamp":1688161420,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:43:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, just to emphasise: I don’t necessarily have any fucking clue why I’m stressed or annoyed!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9901"},{"timestamp":1688161430,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:43:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel like every human being knows but forgets this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9902"},{"timestamp":1688161462,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:44:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That, like, we don’t have a perfect introspective understanding of our own thoughts and emotions, and often we’re just telling retrofitted stories about ourselves exactly as we do about others’ thought processes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9903"},{"timestamp":1688161740,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:49:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"On what occasion? I did ask the day last week when he arrived paranoid in the morning, that I was leaving for Ascot, and he couldn’t stay, you then said you loved having around. Frankly I was a bit weirded out to find him in the flat 9 hours later 🫠. But I did explicitly ask, and I did ask if you wanted rid of him to message me and I’ll sort it. Similarly last night, I didn’t invite him, he showed up to collect those CVs I made for him. He then wanted to stay until I got back, I didn’t agree to that. Furthermore you mustn’t feel obliged to entertain anyone, I think Alex sees you as an independent friend from me, so that’s why he stays around so much.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9904"},{"timestamp":1688161883,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:51:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I unreservedly apologised for the Hyena. I think Kieran was a mutual guest, I certainly didn’t think he needed to be kept an eye on, how am I to know he steals. As for the hyena, he was never out of my sight, he gorged on a cake you had left out, and that was it. No meth was taken, no pipes were taken.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9905"},{"timestamp":1688161931,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:52:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perhaps I’ll just make sure there’s less people round, including Alex.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9906"},{"timestamp":1688161933,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:52:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, sorry, I do realise this. It’s just a bit awkward to say no at points. And I do like talking to him, but … well, I did try maybe subtly-ish to hurry him along last night, really verging on unsubtly at points, but when someone is (I think it’s fair to say) somewhat determined, it’s a bit of a toll in itself to really bluntly say “yeah it’s time to go”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9907"},{"timestamp":1688161998,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:53:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s a bit hard to articulate, and not a problem in itself… I just look back and I think, even though it’s been enjoyable having people around, in various small ways some of it has probably stressed me out in a way that’s sorta toxically accumulating","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9908"},{"timestamp":1688162019,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:53:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know what you mean, but just send me a text, it doesn’t bother me, but it is confusing, I don’t know if you’re okay about it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9909"},{"timestamp":1688162059,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:54:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eg my slight increasing neuroticism about the safety of the drugs, about possible stealing etc, because it’s impossible to prove (as with your Grindr date, the hyena, or Kieran), and then being shouted at for wanting to do it properly and get scales at the expense of waiting a few more minutes for drugs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9910"},{"timestamp":1688162076,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:54:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes it has been quite stressful. Especially the hyena, which was a Grindr disaster.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9911"},{"timestamp":1688162077,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:54:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that whole vague penumbra of things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9912"},{"timestamp":1688162137,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:55:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I did tell Alex off about that, yiu were clearly stressed, and he was being far to pushy to speed up the process so he could smoke","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9913"},{"timestamp":1688162169,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:56:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It really annoyed me, he was rude to you on several occasions that evening that it made me feel very uncomfortable.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9914"},{"timestamp":1688162178,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:56:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9915"},{"timestamp":1688162224,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:57:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9916"},{"timestamp":1688162239,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:57:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I had nothing to do with that. Alex was speaking with Brendan, I left it to you and him.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9917"},{"timestamp":1688162245,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:57:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Those two messages said nothing new, so deleted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9918"},{"timestamp":1688162277,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:57:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thiiiink you both were - I’m pretty damn sure because I remember snapping at you rather than Alex (tho I’m not sure if you noticed, and I was certainly a bit short with everyone)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9919"},{"timestamp":1688162323,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:58:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, Alex then!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9920"},{"timestamp":1688162325,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:58:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But no I agree Alex behaved awfully that night. It was really bad form, I didn’t really want him there, but he was in some extra big crisis or something 🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9921"},{"timestamp":1688162375,"iso":"2023-06-30T22:59:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho I think I was annoyed by you pestering me to smoke, when as far as I knew the meth was mine and Alex’s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9922"},{"timestamp":1688162400,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:00:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It doesn’t bother me, people can be curt when they’re stressed, and Alex was pressuring you and arguing it wasn’t nice.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9923"},{"timestamp":1688162404,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:00:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’m losing my train of thought","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9924"},{"timestamp":1688162411,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:00:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not because of you but my mind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9925"},{"timestamp":1688162420,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:00:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I pestered you to smoke, I don’t quite remember that.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9926"},{"timestamp":1688162447,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:00:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Martin too, I think - maybe this is not helped by having guests who somewhat improbably often are very argumentative characters","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9927"},{"timestamp":1688162466,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:01:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t want a bag, but Alex did, and he wouldn’t of been able to afford it without me so I obliged. I was indifferent.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9928"},{"timestamp":1688162521,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:02:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, and again martin was doing that today, but I think that’s his culture.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9929"},{"timestamp":1688162538,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:02:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No you definitely did, or at least I definitely perceived that you were, because I remember you said something at the end of the shouting, about being stressed, and I very distinctly remember saying “oh well” somewhat impatiently as we were heading off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9930"},{"timestamp":1688162557,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:02:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ojhhhh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9931"},{"timestamp":1688162559,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:02:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9932"},{"timestamp":1688162559,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:02:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t remember the nature of the pestering too well, I guess it doesn’t stick in my mind for whatever reason - not perceptually salient","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9933"},{"timestamp":1688162564,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:02:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9934"},{"timestamp":1688162586,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:03:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think I was keen, but i don’t think I was anywhere on the level of Alex.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9935"},{"timestamp":1688162599,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:03:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I think you were broadly in there with Martin and Alex in the chorus of “chill out, just do something or other, throw it all in the air and eyeball what you’re both owed or something like that”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9936"},{"timestamp":1688162614,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:03:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was telling Alex to chill out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9937"},{"timestamp":1688162614,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:03:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Especially aggrieving when it was Alex who’d ordered it and clearly not told Brendan what to do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9938"},{"timestamp":1688162639,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:03:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have no idea about the coordination whatsoever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9939"},{"timestamp":1688162668,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:04:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’d been forced to run back from fucking Waitrose because he’d told Brendan to come right away, knowing he didn’t have money to pay him with, and then frantically started calling me when this totally and utterly foreseeable event of Brendan’s arrival shockingly eventuated","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9940"},{"timestamp":1688162694,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:04:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which he’d kindly not told me about as I set off for Waitrose, having very clearly several times said that that was where I was going","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9941"},{"timestamp":1688162715,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:05:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then not replied to me when I’d asked him if I could send him money to withdraw on my behalf, etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9942"},{"timestamp":1688162736,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:05:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So yeah, idk, I guess that was part of the stress","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9943"},{"timestamp":1688162762,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:06:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I had no idea about that, really I didn’t, I totally agree it was handled badly by him. But I don’t take any responsibility on him asking Brendan to come\nasap.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9944"},{"timestamp":1688162792,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:06:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It all ties into a general accumulating sense of being responsible for keeping people happy and keeping things in order, but also having to protect my stuff and myself against all this shit, etc etc and it feels vaguely like the walls are closing in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9945"},{"timestamp":1688162825,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:07:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which maybe the cats and sheets episode tied into as well, albeit with the cats cast as the guests","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9946"},{"timestamp":1688162844,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:07:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, fair enough, I don’t know what was whom!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9947"},{"timestamp":1688162866,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:07:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m really sorry you were stressed, I thought at this stage he was a mutual guest. But really I was quite annoyed at how he spoke to you, and If it was someone you didn’t know well, I would have asked them to leave.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9948"},{"timestamp":1688162908,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:08:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess also the thing of the meth and having to push for him and you to take 2g and it feeling a bit like … well, like I said on WhatsApp that day, like I was somewhat bearing the cost of your and his abstinence strategy that clearly dismally wasn’t working whatsoever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9949"},{"timestamp":1688162951,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:09:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And felt a bit like - maybe for him at least - he was just liberally using my drugs, at a rate far outstripping my own use, and then waving his hands and saying this stuff about “it’s so we don’t use it all the time!”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9950"},{"timestamp":1688162968,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:09:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So a bit of a pile of pre-annoyance perhaps","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9951"},{"timestamp":1688162978,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:09:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or perhaps this is ex post facto and I’m just working myself up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9952"},{"timestamp":1688163022,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:10:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I apologised shortly after the incident with the sheets. I’ll admit I was stressed and I couldn’t be bothered at that point, I was trying to set up for the party, guests were arriving etc, and the last thing I needed to do change sheets. However I made it explicitly clear that I wouldn’t ask you to pay for them, that if it happened it was on me.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9953"},{"timestamp":1688163040,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:10:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no the other night I think that was very fair - it was a bit of a mean/insensitive joke and I expected and deserved that sort of reaction. I just felt compelled to say it because comedically it was too perfect to resist!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9954"},{"timestamp":1688163080,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:11:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, he does and I’ve told him not to ask you, it’s embarrassing. I hope I don’t do it nearly as much, and if I have I think, we’ll at least I’ve tried to reimburse you.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9955"},{"timestamp":1688163087,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:11:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’m sorry about eg semi-giving Slape permission to go into your room - I had no idea there was someone over, but I realise this is sorta me doing the exact same","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9956"},{"timestamp":1688163119,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:11:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Speaking of which there’s some in the desk drawer which you’re welcome to, as I won’t touch it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9957"},{"timestamp":1688163152,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:12:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wasn’t exactly encouraging him or giving him total carte blanche, it was maybe a bit …. well, maybe part of me figured he was our guest, I’d already tried to go to bed, and that saying “oh well, knock yourself out” was kinda equivalent to simply not being involved in the situation. But idk. Not great!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9958"},{"timestamp":1688163181,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:13:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t remember the joke, he didn’t know what you saying and was quite abrupt.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9959"},{"timestamp":1688163201,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:13:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I don’t want to, tho thanks - I did find some in the sofa cushions in my hunt for keys, and honestly I suspect there’s a very very considerable amount in various nooks and crannies here if I ever cared to look","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9960"},{"timestamp":1688163246,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:14:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He said “if I can’t do this, I’m fucked” (in that slightly annoying whiny tone he had that evening) and I said “technically you’ll be fucked either way”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9961"},{"timestamp":1688163271,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:14:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe with a trace of that semi-frustration that I had when joking with Slape","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9962"},{"timestamp":1688163284,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:14:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And which is why I sorta understand where Oli is coming from","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9963"},{"timestamp":1688163311,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:15:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But this is right, I wasn’t saying anything to you, you looked like you were about to snap. I texted Alex and told him to chill during that whole thing.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9964"},{"timestamp":1688163414,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:16:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But I am sorry, for the Hyena, that was totally on me, and then to a lesser extent Kieran,but I think he was stealing when Edward was here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9965"},{"timestamp":1688163477,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:17:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I think it’s a bit unfair that martin was sprung on you like this, I thought that’s why you were stressed, and really want to know if you’d him just go to a hotel or something, it really won’t bother him.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9966"},{"timestamp":1688163537,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:18:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As for Alex, that is an issue, that needs to be managed better. Maybe we should have a break from him coming around idk, it’s been a lot over a short space od time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9967"},{"timestamp":1688163563,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:19:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No really, I don’t want to take it, and I’ll end up throwing it away, or worse smoking it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9968"},{"timestamp":1688163625,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:20:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I was stressed because of Alex being pushy, and you looking like you were about to snap.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9969"},{"timestamp":1688163633,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:20:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, I’m not really sure about the reimbursement thing. I think you said you would, but … well, the tenor of the conversation was that it was my responsibility to deal with, so I think, while you technically offered, even then it would have been (as the situation was presented) your magnanimity to me. It all felt maybe a bit absurd given we could have just switched the sheets, and added up to a slight sense that these various washing-machine-as-a-service companies we’ve used were maybe psychically more about meting out punishment for annoyances, or sth like that. I dunno tho. My interpretation! Ties into my slight concern that there’s a bit of an endless “we need to buy this one more gadget and then everything will be ok”, for problems that sorta disappear or change if left for a while, or can be fixed with easier solutions, like the cat litter or the heat or flies or whatever. But hey, this is just one side of the balance sheet and I have many many many faults of my own, and maybe I’m wrong about yours, or mine, or fuck knows.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9970"},{"timestamp":1688163637,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:20:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God that was long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9971"},{"timestamp":1688163646,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:20:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I’m a bit mad today","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9972"},{"timestamp":1688163650,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:20:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I still don’t know why exactly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9973"},{"timestamp":1688163665,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:21:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe vitamins - shit, gimme a mo and then I’ll read your messages, but imma have some vitamins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9974"},{"timestamp":1688163742,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:22:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t have anytime to change the sheets, guests we arriving and I couldn’t give a fuck anymore.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9975"},{"timestamp":1688163761,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:22:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ Sorry, it’s a bit difficult, this stuff, because there’s an unclear line between what’s your life and your personal matters vs what’s a ‘flatmate relations’ sorta thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9976"},{"timestamp":1688163771,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:22:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Theoretically separate but invariably in life it gets wound up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9977"},{"timestamp":1688163816,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:23:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9978"},{"timestamp":1688163819,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:23:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also Martin","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9979"},{"timestamp":1688163836,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:23:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Gosh I’m a bit shocked, yiu think I was trying to punish you by sending out it out to be washed….","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9980"},{"timestamp":1688163861,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:24:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And the reason I wanted to get the flu traps was because it was annoying you so much, and me to a lesser extent.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9981"},{"timestamp":1688163863,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:24:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Who has displayed a very helpful tendency to wade into arguments with no particular suggestion of his own but nonetheless needing to scorn how ridiculous my or whoever’s plan is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9982"},{"timestamp":1688163878,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:24:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which was part of my annoyance that evening","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9983"},{"timestamp":1688163901,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:25:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That I wasn’t sure what the hell was the alternative plan - eyeballing 1g? I mean, come on, it would have been ridiculous, it’d have descended into fisticuffs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9984"},{"timestamp":1688163919,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:25:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9985"},{"timestamp":1688163921,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:25:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9986"},{"timestamp":1688163933,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:25:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe I’m not helping with my tendency to slightly theatrically huff and puff about stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9987"},{"timestamp":1688163939,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:25:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Often I’m not _actually_ annoyed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9988"},{"timestamp":1688163953,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:25:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just maybe a bit in the habit of ranting as a sorta comic register","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9989"},{"timestamp":1688163977,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:26:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But sorry, yeah, there’s no way for you to know and I haven’t really considered that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9990"},{"timestamp":1688163985,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:26:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I noticed that it as well. I wasn’t impressed, I did back you up when he was rambling on about it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9991"},{"timestamp":1688164026,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:27:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was the time with the heat, and you were particularly agitated by it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9992"},{"timestamp":1688164034,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:27:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not punish, but … well, maybe it’s also partly that I feel obliged to agree out of guilt, and maybe you’re just saying it as the best solution you could see, tho it felt like it was always considerably more effort than just throwing them in the wash ourselves","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9993"},{"timestamp":1688164078,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:27:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It would take a full day to wash them and dry them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9994"},{"timestamp":1688164083,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:28:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, sorry - I think I suggested just getting doorstops so we could have a draught, but I don’t exactly remember how clearly or emphatically I said that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9995"},{"timestamp":1688164084,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:28:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The blanket and the topper that is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9996"},{"timestamp":1688164090,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:28:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s why I sent out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9997"},{"timestamp":1688164092,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:28:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe I said it offhand","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9998"},{"timestamp":1688164097,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:28:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was express dry cleaning","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-9999"},{"timestamp":1688164116,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:28:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, maybe the bedsheets were different, I see - yeah, it’s a bit difficult","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10000"},{"timestamp":1688164125,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:28:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I remember Esther was here, when it last jaloenend and I was rushing out the door.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10001"},{"timestamp":1688164144,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:29:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose it’s a bit different based on whether it was my fault or not - the first time it was very straightforwardly my fault, I think, since I’d closed my door with the litter inside","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10002"},{"timestamp":1688164168,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:29:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t overly care about the bedsheets, yes they are expensive, I just would rather not have to deal with it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10003"},{"timestamp":1688164177,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:29:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And maybe that led to a kinda sense that the cats were my responsibility, like, in and of itself - and that I think is probably not tenable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10004"},{"timestamp":1688164193,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:29:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But maybe it was my fault the subsequent times, I can’t recall, and can’t recall how much it was disxusssed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10005"},{"timestamp":1688164193,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:29:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The first time, was the day we moved in and there was no litter tray","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10006"},{"timestamp":1688164210,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:30:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I suppose it would’ve intersected with the issue around litter boxes and smells and placement and backups and so forth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10007"},{"timestamp":1688164217,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:30:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly it’s all a bit of a palaver","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10008"},{"timestamp":1688164218,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:30:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not blaming you, nor punishing you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10009"},{"timestamp":1688164224,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:30:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could probably analyse any one of these issues for days","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10010"},{"timestamp":1688164240,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:30:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, maybe it’s the second time I have in mind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10011"},{"timestamp":1688164246,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:30:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d forgotten the first day one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10012"},{"timestamp":1688164263,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:31:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know if there’s any easy solution","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10013"},{"timestamp":1688164275,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:31:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It is what it is, and maybe I was being a bit churlish about it the day of the party, but I apologised about an hour later","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10014"},{"timestamp":1688164289,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:31:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But probably around the cats we need to do some delineating of responsibility and all of that stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10015"},{"timestamp":1688164294,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:31:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just generally hash out the various things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10016"},{"timestamp":1688164314,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:31:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I bought thing yesterday, you seen it to try and help.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10017"},{"timestamp":1688164319,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:31:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I think I can’t really make it entirely like the cats aren’t there - I mean, in terms of risks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10018"},{"timestamp":1688164349,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:32:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If it happens, it happens, I’ll be a bit annoyed for a few hours and then I’ll be over it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10019"},{"timestamp":1688164358,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:32:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can’t underwrite them or conceal their effects or whatever entirely, because it gets exponentially harder - like, not having a litter tray near you because of the smell makes it far likelier that they’ll use something else as litter, even if my door is open","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10020"},{"timestamp":1688164373,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:32:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know why, sadly - I don’t speak cat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10021"},{"timestamp":1688164386,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:33:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, maybe the thing is just to wait a few hours","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10022"},{"timestamp":1688164405,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:33:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s not smelt that bad lately idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10023"},{"timestamp":1688164423,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:33:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10024"},{"timestamp":1688164431,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:33:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10025"},{"timestamp":1688164442,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:34:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You guys wanted to go for drinks","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10026"},{"timestamp":1688164448,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:34:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t want to consume the whole evening with this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10027"},{"timestamp":1688164453,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:34:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or ruin your night or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10028"},{"timestamp":1688164458,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:34:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess Martin must be quite bored","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10029"},{"timestamp":1688164466,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:34:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Martin is sleeping so we’re not going","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10030"},{"timestamp":1688164471,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:34:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I’m in the bath.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10031"},{"timestamp":1688164477,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:34:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean when they pee on stuff or any time there’s some discrete incident (as opposed to eg litter smells)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10032"},{"timestamp":1688164484,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:34:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh, ok, ok","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10033"},{"timestamp":1688164519,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:35:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dunno what my main point here is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10034"},{"timestamp":1688164524,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:35:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think these things just unspool","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10035"},{"timestamp":1688164533,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:35:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I may also be wrong about what’s annoyed me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10036"},{"timestamp":1688164544,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:35:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, I’m not quite sure.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10037"},{"timestamp":1688164557,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:35:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The main thing was something about guests or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10038"},{"timestamp":1688164558,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:35:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10039"},{"timestamp":1688164591,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:36:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Alex is a problem","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10040"},{"timestamp":1688164592,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:36:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not not having them, but maybe something about them being a bit left to their own devices and not underwritten by you (eg with drugs and cake lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10041"},{"timestamp":1688164612,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:36:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The other occasions were unfortunate mistakes.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10042"},{"timestamp":1688164621,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:37:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then that intersecting a bit weirdly with other things at times to make me a bit stuck in an impossible position","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10043"},{"timestamp":1688164637,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:37:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thé hey a wasn’t left alone at anyone time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10044"},{"timestamp":1688164638,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:37:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like with the two minutes hate the other night","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10045"},{"timestamp":1688164685,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:38:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you referring to?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10046"},{"timestamp":1688164703,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:38:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god my mind is a bit too scotched to explain well, but I meant the splitting of the drugs incident again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10047"},{"timestamp":1688164717,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:38:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t be responsible for Kierans theft,","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10048"},{"timestamp":1688164723,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:38:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Alex yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10049"},{"timestamp":1688164726,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:38:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And martin yes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10050"},{"timestamp":1688164733,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:38:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dunno quiiiiite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10051"},{"timestamp":1688164739,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:38:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll deal with it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10052"},{"timestamp":1688164747,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:39:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No no","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10053"},{"timestamp":1688164758,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:39:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think him and the second guy that weekend maybe slots into the category of un-overseen guests","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10054"},{"timestamp":1688164771,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:39:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess he was my guest earlier that evening","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10055"},{"timestamp":1688164772,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:39:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Kieran was your guest to?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10056"},{"timestamp":1688164775,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:39:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You let him in?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10057"},{"timestamp":1688164775,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:39:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, snap","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10058"},{"timestamp":1688164785,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:39:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But then I also pushed him out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10059"},{"timestamp":1688164805,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:40:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I guess maybe there’s some grounds for unclarity there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10060"},{"timestamp":1688164813,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:40:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How could he have went into your room and stole your meth when you were sleeping at the time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10061"},{"timestamp":1688164818,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:40:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I certainly didn’t tell you not to invite him back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10062"},{"timestamp":1688164830,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:40:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was careful with the hyena","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10063"},{"timestamp":1688164834,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:40:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, that was in the living room, but he certainly could have because he did so with my toothbrush, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10064"},{"timestamp":1688164834,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:40:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He didn’t steal anything","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10065"},{"timestamp":1688164863,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:41:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, he didn’t steal the toothbrush but he brushed his teeth in my room, which is far louder than stealing a bag of meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10066"},{"timestamp":1688164868,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:41:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But anyway yeah the meth was in the living room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10067"},{"timestamp":1688164887,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:41:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He took an entire cake, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10068"},{"timestamp":1688164914,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:41:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, it was a half-eaten cake, but you cake my point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10069"},{"timestamp":1688164935,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:42:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"None of this is criminal","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10070"},{"timestamp":1688164939,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:42:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhh. Well I didn’t know. I mean you suggested we live with him in Paddington, I didn’t know he was a thief then.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10071"},{"timestamp":1688164945,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:42:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Ok the cake thing may well technically be, haha, but that’s not my meaning)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10072"},{"timestamp":1688164958,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:42:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just mean that it adds up to a kind of stress around visitors etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10073"},{"timestamp":1688164964,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:42:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10074"},{"timestamp":1688164967,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:42:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well I’m very glad you’ve told me what’s been bothering you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10075"},{"timestamp":1688164985,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:43:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean I don’t know if it _is_ - I hadn’t reflected on it much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10076"},{"timestamp":1688164994,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:43:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But right now that’s my best analysis of myself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10077"},{"timestamp":1688165001,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:43:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really don’t want to make you feel\nUncomfortable in your home","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10078"},{"timestamp":1688165007,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:43:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I’m very much failing to articulate it and to remember stuff because of my frame of mind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10079"},{"timestamp":1688165016,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:43:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I’m really sorry that it has.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10080"},{"timestamp":1688165019,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:43:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And this is not at all excluding that I’ve obv done plenty that would annoy you or anyone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10081"},{"timestamp":1688165036,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:43:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But this is my side, just speaking freely as best I can see, for myself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10082"},{"timestamp":1688165067,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:44:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As for the cat stuff, I apologised at the time, and I thought I was coming up with solutions to improve things like the litter tray and the fly traps. I wasn’t trying to be pushy.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10083"},{"timestamp":1688165069,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:44:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah no worries! I mean, it’s not like it was breaking any laws, and I’ve been maybe a bit too much like “oh yeah don’t worry it’s all good etc etc”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10084"},{"timestamp":1688165081,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:44:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose it’s the old sorites thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10085"},{"timestamp":1688165101,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:45:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There have probably been other things that happened once or twice and never happened again and so it WAS all fine, if you see what I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10086"},{"timestamp":1688165113,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:45:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s only over time, sometimes unconsciously, that it piles up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10087"},{"timestamp":1688165127,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:45:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, please try to be as frank as possible with me when you’re annoyed about something and I’ll deal with it. Otherwise it bubbles up.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10088"},{"timestamp":1688165152,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:45:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I absolutely will, and there’s probably stuff in there that I knew at the time I was annoyed by","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10089"},{"timestamp":1688165167,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:46:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Most obviously the drug splitting incident which I was unquestionably annoyed about at the time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10090"},{"timestamp":1688165191,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:46:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’m sure I was clear that I was annoyed, but I guess I didn’t soberly explain why (tho somewhat hard in that situation)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10091"},{"timestamp":1688165207,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:46:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Other stuff it’s only the pile itself that’s annoying","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10092"},{"timestamp":1688165216,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:46:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What I was trying to say here basically","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10093"},{"timestamp":1688165220,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not v articulate tonight","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10094"},{"timestamp":1688165231,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:47:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But then obv not your fault in those cases","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10095"},{"timestamp":1688165243,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:47:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wasn’t really trying to defuse the thing, I totally on your side about that.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10096"},{"timestamp":1688165243,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:47:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose there can always be annoyance without fault","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10097"},{"timestamp":1688165254,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:47:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eg being annoyed at someone’s snoring or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10098"},{"timestamp":1688165312,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:48:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, that just felt rather shitty, I guess from Alex, given I’d just gone to quite considerable effort and been put out in a way he was entirely at fault for, and still couldn’t even breathe from running around trying to make it work for his/your sake","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10099"},{"timestamp":1688165333,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:48:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So it already felt like I had quite significant grounds to be annoyed, and him/you to be thankful, and Martin to be … well, silent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10100"},{"timestamp":1688165353,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:49:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The whole Ryan thing bothered me at the time, so I understand your awkwardness about not wanting to say anything’s.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10101"},{"timestamp":1688165368,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:49:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He was being really bolshy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10102"},{"timestamp":1688165385,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:49:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And Martin chiming in certainly made it worse","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10103"},{"timestamp":1688165401,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:50:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yeah, sorry about Ryan, I maybe went a bit mad trying to make that work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10104"},{"timestamp":1688165404,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:50:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was quite shocked yiu we’re clearly very stressed and both of them just kept going on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10105"},{"timestamp":1688165438,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:50:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I don’t really remember who sung which part, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10106"},{"timestamp":1688165450,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:50:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You had good intentions. I mean I gave up on trying to entertain him at times","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10107"},{"timestamp":1688165471,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:51:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But certainly I remember being very pissed off to the point of not really caring to be polite - very possibly from the moment I turned up, actually, let alone after that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10108"},{"timestamp":1688165483,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:51:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very strange night","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10109"},{"timestamp":1688165483,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:51:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Very odd assembling furniture for 3 hours and him sitting a meter away and not saying a single thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10110"},{"timestamp":1688165511,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:51:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah Ryan and Alex maybe fit into slightly the same category (not to say the blame or inconvenience is the same, I just mean in terms of their personalities and their hamartiai)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10111"},{"timestamp":1688165536,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:52:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll show you the messages with Alex, I told him off. I would of stepped in at the time but I think that would of made everything worse","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10112"},{"timestamp":1688165570,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:52:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it would be good if we don’t have Alex around for a while","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10113"},{"timestamp":1688165571,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:52:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I dunno really, it’s hard to say… I can’t reminder exactly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10114"},{"timestamp":1688165584,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:53:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For the fact he just doesn’t leave","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10115"},{"timestamp":1688165597,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:53:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll remember more clearly tomorrow, I recognise this to be the ol’ transient retrograde amnesia","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10116"},{"timestamp":1688165602,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:53:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also maybe yeah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10117"},{"timestamp":1688165610,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:53:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know in theory I can ask him to","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10118"},{"timestamp":1688165619,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:53:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But often I’ve been somewhat blunt and it’s really quite hard","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10119"},{"timestamp":1688165643,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:54:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Especially the other night, when I said “maybe it’s time to just give up now and go home” and so forth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10120"},{"timestamp":1688165647,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:54:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also btw, we. Should go through the bills, the cleaning people haven’t come that much, so the shares are all unbalanced, I’ll need to make a tally.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10121"},{"timestamp":1688165655,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:54:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean I don’t think you can get much blunter in British English","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10122"},{"timestamp":1688165705,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:55:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes that’s probably a good idea, sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10123"},{"timestamp":1688165737,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:55:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was really awful. But just to be clear again, when I said I was stressed, it was from Alex being so rude.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10124"},{"timestamp":1688165763,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:56:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I get he’s in a crisis but still, it was clearly unpleasant for both of us","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10125"},{"timestamp":1688165777,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:56:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also, I think maybe we just stick with this cleaner - I think we’ve been varyingly appointed with the previous ones, tho I also realise in point of fact it’s I think _always_ (?) been they who decided not to return rather than us firing them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10126"},{"timestamp":1688165786,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:56:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I do get the sense we would have fired some of those","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10127"},{"timestamp":1688165803,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:56:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that if we had, we’d be at the point where, ya know, maybe this one is the best we’ll get","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10128"},{"timestamp":1688165803,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:56:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes sure, she seemed nice.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10129"},{"timestamp":1688165813,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:56:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To my eyes she was excellent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10130"},{"timestamp":1688165823,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:57:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I realise some of the earlier ones genijnely were below the mark even for me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10131"},{"timestamp":1688165869,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:57:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think the effort of trying to get a new one isn’t worth whatever she’s doing wrong","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10132"},{"timestamp":1688165876,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:57:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like Smokey Robinson and also perhaps that nice Galician lady who spent most of the time conversing with the cats in Spanish","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10133"},{"timestamp":1688165882,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:58:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t care about what cleaner we get lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10134"},{"timestamp":1688165899,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:58:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which was very sweet but I think possibly it’d have been nice if she’d also spent some time cleaning","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10135"},{"timestamp":1688165903,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:58:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10136"},{"timestamp":1688165909,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:58:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And moving cat food packs about in the floor 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10137"},{"timestamp":1688165915,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:58:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah I don’t mind really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10138"},{"timestamp":1688165941,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:59:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean maybe she’d have been better if we’d sat down and clarified some stuff (like perhaps giving her a bag in which to put stuff she was unsure about rather than leaving it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10139"},{"timestamp":1688165955,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:59:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But in any event it was her decision so it’s a moot point (or a non-moot point but I’m speaking American English here)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10140"},{"timestamp":1688165967,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:59:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah I’m sure there’s a learning curve","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10141"},{"timestamp":1688165973,"iso":"2023-06-30T23:59:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"She’ll be better hopefully","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10142"},{"timestamp":1688166035,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:00:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But yes I’ll definitely sort the guest situation out. Sorrry yo rattle on about it, but I’d martin is becoming too much, he wouldn’t care about going to a hotel","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10143"},{"timestamp":1688166052,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:00:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And for Alex, I think a break would be good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10144"},{"timestamp":1688166058,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:00:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no he’s mostly very nice but Jesus Christ it’s impossible to have a conversation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10145"},{"timestamp":1688166063,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:01:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought I was bad (and I know I am)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10146"},{"timestamp":1688166069,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:01:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But Christ it’s like he’s the one who’s on meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10147"},{"timestamp":1688166077,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:01:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s got a bit too comfortable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10148"},{"timestamp":1688166085,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:01:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean cleaning the flat when I was sat Ascot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10149"},{"timestamp":1688166086,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:01:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think a full stop has left my lips in almost a week","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10150"},{"timestamp":1688166100,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:01:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I got halfway to it the other day maybe lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10151"},{"timestamp":1688166100,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:01:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Bless his heart but its too much","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10152"},{"timestamp":1688166135,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:02:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah, i can’t remember him being like that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10153"},{"timestamp":1688166136,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:02:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10154"},{"timestamp":1688166162,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:02:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh he was very helpful actually with the cleaner, tbf - I don’t at all want to trash her English which is perfectly sufficient and to standard, but it was obv a whole different thing with him being able to talk to her in her strange barbarian tongue","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10155"},{"timestamp":1688166181,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:03:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I don’t remember well but I’m pretty bloody sure this is new","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10156"},{"timestamp":1688166190,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:03:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is it possible he’s on _something_??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10157"},{"timestamp":1688166237,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:03:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because dear god this reminds me of stimulant-induced hyperactivity / mania","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10158"},{"timestamp":1688166280,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:04:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It reminds me very very much of Ryan on meth","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10159"},{"timestamp":1688166294,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:04:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, just utterly impossible to get a word in edgeways","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10160"},{"timestamp":1688166294,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:04:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think I could of screamed, when he was telling me that story about the lost wallet.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10161"},{"timestamp":1688166304,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, like Christ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10162"},{"timestamp":1688166317,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I jokingly started reciting the Odusseia","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10163"},{"timestamp":1688166320,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The odyssey","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10164"},{"timestamp":1688166322,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"“And the Uber picked me up and took me to stockwell, because thats were I was living at the time, he was middle eastern”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10165"},{"timestamp":1688166329,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Andra moi ennepe","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10166"},{"timestamp":1688166331,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mousa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10167"},{"timestamp":1688166335,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Polutropon","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10168"},{"timestamp":1688166338,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He could of summed it up much better","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10169"},{"timestamp":1688166339,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10170"},{"timestamp":1688166344,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Bless his heartb","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10171"},{"timestamp":1688166359,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:05:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It was like the world’s most mundane story","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10172"},{"timestamp":1688166367,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:06:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That he was reciting like fucking Scheherazade","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10173"},{"timestamp":1688166372,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:06:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like reciting Proust","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10174"},{"timestamp":1688166375,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:06:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10175"},{"timestamp":1688166386,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:06:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wonder if he’s lonely in Bulgaria or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10176"},{"timestamp":1688166405,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:06:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like the story of the first novel (Pamela) being read by the priest in some English village and when the heroine finally found love the villagers were so excited they rang the church bells","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10177"},{"timestamp":1688166419,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:06:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah maybe that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10178"},{"timestamp":1688166424,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:07:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10179","attachments":["static/photos/9995c210-421c-412e-a6dc-79f8833d9256.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688166442,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:07:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also don’t get a clear sense of this business and what kinda prosperity it’s bringing him, what kinda involvement he has, etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10180"},{"timestamp":1688166471,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:07:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s aggressively vague about any detail (in much the same way that I am, conversationally, with the endless qualifications and detours etc etc, but he never actually reaches the point)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10181"},{"timestamp":1688166486,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:08:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Your thyroid is not in your fucking lungs, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10182"},{"timestamp":1688166514,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:08:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah mate there might be some simpler explanations for your sore throat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10183"},{"timestamp":1688166538,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:08:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“When you hear hooves, think zebra” - Dr Slape","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10184"},{"timestamp":1688166633,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:10:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“I want to explain this over a call” - dodgy estate agents and generally every shyster or liar that ever lived","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10185"},{"timestamp":1688166841,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:14:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10186"},{"timestamp":1688166869,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:14:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think that was definitely on the bingo sheet, I felt like this was coming next.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10187"},{"timestamp":1688166887,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:14:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s very sad, he’ll say anything for attention","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10188"},{"timestamp":1688167791,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:29:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, yup, if we omitted it then it was because we thought he’d just mention the Royal London again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10189"},{"timestamp":1688167796,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:29:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not invent an entirely new cancer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10190"},{"timestamp":1688167896,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:31:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which has developed and metastasised to his thyroid from his lungs in the course of, what, a day?? It’s like we’re watching it in real time!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10191"},{"timestamp":1688167921,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:32:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact we are! It’s spreading to his bones as we speak! He can just feel it!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10192"},{"timestamp":1688168066,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:34:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For context, I saw my grandpa die of lung cancer over years and years (not the recent one but the other — died in 2010 when I was 14)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10193"},{"timestamp":1688168141,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:35:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it takes a long, long fucking time, and even then he died far earlier than most people do, because (like me) his body was a bin bag of maladies to begin with","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10194"},{"timestamp":1688168218,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:36:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s wildly uncommon for it to metastasise to the thyroid gland, and when it does it takes about 10 years","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10195"},{"timestamp":1688168400,"iso":"2023-07-01T00:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know for a fact but I’m quite sure that anything under a month would be a record","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10196"},{"timestamp":1688170787,"iso":"2023-07-01T01:19:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean I’m still quite shocked that he would lie about this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10197"},{"timestamp":1688173189,"iso":"2023-07-01T01:59:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg what’s got into him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10198"},{"timestamp":1688173223,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:00:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m shocked","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10199"},{"timestamp":1688173232,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:00:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When will\nIt stop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10200"},{"timestamp":1688173279,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:01:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10201","attachments":["static/photos/ff791ee2-5b00-402a-811b-e468c1ecd745.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688173328,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:02:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t have any idea","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10202"},{"timestamp":1688175586,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:39:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I don’t know why he’s just sitting there in silence like that, must be an Eastern European thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10203"},{"timestamp":1688175599,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:39:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assumed he might have had a stroke","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10204"},{"timestamp":1688175604,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:40:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or was hibernating","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10205"},{"timestamp":1688175617,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:40:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s so strange","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10206"},{"timestamp":1688175624,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:40:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And he was so blunt","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10207"},{"timestamp":1688175638,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:40:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I remember he was very different in 2018","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10208"},{"timestamp":1688175644,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:40:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s aged like lung cancer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10209"},{"timestamp":1688175687,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:41:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aged like yoghurt in the sun","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10210"},{"timestamp":1688175895,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:44:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also thought not helping with the washing up or dishwasher, or indeed anything ever, was a good one - that’s a classic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10211"},{"timestamp":1688175921,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:45:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Him, or me?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10212"},{"timestamp":1688175925,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:45:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect he’ll leave without doing anything, and perhaps will take the complimentary slippers or dressing gown","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10213"},{"timestamp":1688175928,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:45:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Him, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10214"},{"timestamp":1688175946,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:45:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so confused he gets in these moods time and again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10215"},{"timestamp":1688175950,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:45:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Sorry for doing it at 2:30am but it’s when I’m not talking to anyone and thus am productive)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10216"},{"timestamp":1688175958,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:45:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s so weird","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10217"},{"timestamp":1688175982,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:46:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well we haven’t reached the end of time yet, but I’m looking forward to again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10218"},{"timestamp":1688175991,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:46:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha god I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10219"},{"timestamp":1688176000,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:46:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We all have off days","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10220"},{"timestamp":1688176020,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Far be it from me to judge anyone for laziness or ingratitude","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10221"},{"timestamp":1688176027,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:47:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But not _that_ far","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10222"},{"timestamp":1688176101,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:48:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s so odd, he just doesn’t know how to behave clearly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10223"},{"timestamp":1688176104,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:48:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Idk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10224"},{"timestamp":1688176108,"iso":"2023-07-01T02:48:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry about this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10225"},{"timestamp":1688188820,"iso":"2023-07-01T06:20:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10226"},{"timestamp":1688219877,"iso":"2023-07-01T14:57:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For a brief joyous moment I thought he’d gone mute! Alas only selective mutism","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10227"},{"timestamp":1688220337,"iso":"2023-07-01T15:05:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He couldn’t hear us apparently with his head out the window.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10228"},{"timestamp":1688220373,"iso":"2023-07-01T15:06:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If he’s becoming too much just tell me.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10229"},{"timestamp":1688220388,"iso":"2023-07-01T15:06:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no he’s not becoming that!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10230"},{"timestamp":1688220408,"iso":"2023-07-01T15:06:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah but he’s leaving tomorrow so what can you do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10231"},{"timestamp":1688220458,"iso":"2023-07-01T15:07:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And while I wouldn’t behave that way myself (unless under the influence of strong medication), it’s also not a huge deal","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10232"},{"timestamp":1688220529,"iso":"2023-07-01T15:08:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well he is, yes. It’s definitely odd.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10233"},{"timestamp":1688223245,"iso":"2023-07-01T15:54:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10234"},{"timestamp":1688223307,"iso":"2023-07-01T15:55:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, may give lunch plans a miss - I feel a bit strange and I feel like there’s a weird energy this morning that I’d quite like to avoid","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10235"},{"timestamp":1688223367,"iso":"2023-07-01T15:56:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know that if I come to lunch it’s going to be one of those awkward stilted things where everyone is just waiting for death or the bill, whichever comes first (and — altruistically — there’s a small chance that it might be better without me!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10236"},{"timestamp":1688224803,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:20:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s fine, I don’t think I saw you this morning. What was the weird energy about?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10237"},{"timestamp":1688224809,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:20:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, lol, the Hitchens interview was too good not to reuse","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10238"},{"timestamp":1688224846,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:20:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, just a strange hostile or unconvivial atmosphere","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10239"},{"timestamp":1688224868,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:21:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which I expect will be explored more at lunch but maybe it was me, or maybe it’ll dissipate or god knows","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10240"},{"timestamp":1688224887,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:21:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry if thats how you think it might of felt.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10241"},{"timestamp":1688224927,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:22:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not at all.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10242"},{"timestamp":1688224930,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:22:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no, I’m quite sure it was that way, but that’s fine, you’re under no obligation to provide a constantly uniform sort of emotional air conditioning or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10243"},{"timestamp":1688224933,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:22:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10244"},{"timestamp":1688224954,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:22:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it was definitely from him equally","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10245"},{"timestamp":1688224962,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:22:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just the thickness of the air","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10246"},{"timestamp":1688225050,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:24:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmmm I’m really not sure it was.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10247"},{"timestamp":1688225208,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:26:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe you can explain it tomorrow or something, as maybe it’s coming across differently via text. In anycase enjoy your afternoon, and you’re more than welcome to join if it doesn’t feel too much like waiting for death 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10248"},{"timestamp":1688225244,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:27:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just mean this morning - I think last night it was fine, and maybe at points this morning, but not by around the time I was heading off to Boots","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10249"},{"timestamp":1688225273,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:27:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can always explain later on!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10250"},{"timestamp":1688225283,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:28:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t mean towards me in particular, I just mean overall","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10251"},{"timestamp":1688225485,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:31:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also thanks for the offer! I’m taking a bit of a moment to unwind and then I’ll let you know! Appreciated!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10252"},{"timestamp":1688225694,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:34:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho I’m a bit busy reading the Harrods Manual For Selling Expensive Items And Protecting Former Royalty From State-Sponsored Assassination","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10253"},{"timestamp":1688225725,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:35:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which may sadly prevent my joining for lunch, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10254"},{"timestamp":1688225998,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:39:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I can’t tell if you’re being catty, or funny.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10255"},{"timestamp":1688226012,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:40:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But yes point made about lunch!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10256"},{"timestamp":1688226012,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:40:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Catty but obv to him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10257"},{"timestamp":1688226039,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:40:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well…. jokily making the point that I’m not terribly interested in that stuff","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10258"},{"timestamp":1688226054,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:40:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which I suppose is not too different from what I was saying to Freddie here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10259"},{"timestamp":1688226159,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:42:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10260","attachments":["static/photos/2b4dec2d-91df-4e02-a9ad-fcd4fd0788e2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688226219,"iso":"2023-07-01T16:43:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no it’s not your fault that he’s since become absolutely and entirely devoted to the bitch goddess","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10261"},{"timestamp":1688243784,"iso":"2023-07-01T21:36:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hey are you both out all evening? No commitment obv, but if you have a rough idea of how long you might be then it’d help me avoid any cleaning/tidying that might take too long to finish","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10262"},{"timestamp":1688244024,"iso":"2023-07-01T21:40:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not quite sure at this point, I’ll keep you posted. I’m sure we won’t get in the way of tidying, I can help as well when martin is packing.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10263"},{"timestamp":1688244382,"iso":"2023-07-01T21:46:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No need to keep me posted! Basically I’ll assume no one will be heading to bed in the next hour or so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10264"},{"timestamp":1688244566,"iso":"2023-07-01T21:49:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you know when his flight is? I’ve thrown away some discarded stuff (empty Juul wrappers and suchlike), and gathered some other stuff into a container","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10265"},{"timestamp":1688244640,"iso":"2023-07-01T21:50:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So hopefully that’s rubbish, but I only tossed things I’m very very confident were rubbish","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10266"},{"timestamp":1688244701,"iso":"2023-07-01T21:51:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’ll be leaving at 5am for LHR","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10267"},{"timestamp":1688244712,"iso":"2023-07-01T21:51:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure it’ll be fine xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10268"},{"timestamp":1688251506,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:45:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, I don’t suppose you’re back soon? Don’t rush, I’m only wondering because I can smell a slight burning smell in my room and the hallway around it, which I’m _pretty sure_ wasn’t there before, but my olfactory senses are too worn out to be sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10269"},{"timestamp":1688251522,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:45:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either a slight burning paper smell or a slight sulphurous smell","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10270"},{"timestamp":1688251670,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:47:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10271"},{"timestamp":1688251682,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:48:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m coming back now anyway x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10272"},{"timestamp":1688251783,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:49:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No rush - not particularly strong and could have just wafted in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10273"},{"timestamp":1688251793,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:49:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will blow my nose and check again, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10274"},{"timestamp":1688251797,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:49:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very sophisticated procedure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10275"},{"timestamp":1688251802,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:50:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also possible I’m having a stroke!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10276"},{"timestamp":1688251815,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:50:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In which case do knock first","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10277"},{"timestamp":1688251826,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:50:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Ok that was a slightly off colour joke)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10278"},{"timestamp":1688251835,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:50:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha hopefully the door handle is on so you can get out 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10279"},{"timestamp":1688251858,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:50:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh the door handle is fine and I’m cleaning on the other end of the flat, in the pantaroom","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10280"},{"timestamp":1688251889,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:51:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But will double check - but no big deal, not worth rushing back for, if there’s an electrical fire or gas leak you’ll just have to go back downstairs again anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10281"},{"timestamp":1688251948,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:52:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait no it’s markedly dissipated","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10282"},{"timestamp":1688251988,"iso":"2023-07-01T23:53:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think perhaps it was just cat excreta combined perhaps with the odour remover thingie to produce a slightly odd sense datum","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10283"},{"timestamp":1688257421,"iso":"2023-07-02T01:23:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10284"},{"timestamp":1688257421,"iso":"2023-07-02T01:23:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10285"},{"timestamp":1688258886,"iso":"2023-07-02T01:48:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2009/01/fake_rockefeller200901","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10286"},{"timestamp":1688263969,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:12:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is that Martin’s alarm?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10287"},{"timestamp":1688263996,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:13:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I may make a loud noise to subtly wake him if so (or if I don’t hear back and you’re presumedly asleep)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10288"},{"timestamp":1688264025,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:13:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And if it’s not his alarm to wake him up to leave, then that way he can at least turn it off, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10289"},{"timestamp":1688264743,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:25:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Alright, I give up, if that hasn’t woken either of you up then I cba","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10290"},{"timestamp":1688264760,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not much more I can do short of shaking him awake","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10291"},{"timestamp":1688264783,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:26:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s just woke me up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10292"},{"timestamp":1688264796,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:26:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, good, that would have been my noise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10293"},{"timestamp":1688264851,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:27:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I just don’t care enough or know him well enough to start touching people in their sleep","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10294"},{"timestamp":1688264899,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:28:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly I don’t reaaally care except inasmuch as (a) he’d otherwise stay longer and (b) I was getting a bit tired of having his alarm blaring on and on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10295"},{"timestamp":1688264913,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:28:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(And was worried the neighbour/s might be disturbed too)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10296"},{"timestamp":1688265150,"iso":"2023-07-02T03:32:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, my very loud jangling of a spoon inside a glass (having failed severally to wake him by sparing use of the wedding-toast technique) may have disturbed the neighbours too, I suppose, but at least not all night","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10297"},{"timestamp":1688270201,"iso":"2023-07-02T04:56:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh good, it looks like our guest is still here 😃😃😅🥲😭","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10298"},{"timestamp":1688270807,"iso":"2023-07-02T05:06:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I don’t mean to be hostile, it’s just that I’ve spent all day and most evenings cleaning up his mess around him while he’s hardly lifted a finger. I think he’s been actually marginally worse than Ryan, who at least didn’t dump his bags all over the living room, leave discarded rubbish on the floors and table and window sill, sit around with music blasting in the living room in the middle of the night, or indeed alarms, etc, and had the pretty decent excuse of being an 18yo, little older than my brother, who suffered trauma hard for any human to imagine, and not someone almost twice his age who’s here apparently for a cheap holiday. I can’t imagine behaving this way in anyone’s house. It’s a violation of xenia exactly as bad as the guy who turns someone away.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10299"},{"timestamp":1688299982,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:13:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This message was deleted.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10300"},{"timestamp":1688300992,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:29:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really just know where to begin. You moved a stray vunerable adult who was practically a mute for about 3 weeks into the flat, telling me that it was going to be three days, and then thought it was a great idea to give him meth. Which really put me in a difficult position.I bit my tongue several times about Ryan, and perhaps I shouldn’t have he when he slammed doors, put half eaten chicken bones in the bin, I could go on and on, not at least having to hide my laptop And just for record Martin (someone I’ve known for years), wasn’t here for a cheap holiday, he was here because he had a huge fight with his dad, and also it’s the anniversary of his mothers death, he was practically inconsolable at lunch yesterday.\n\nI’ve just had a lovely message from martin thanking us for his, I don’t think the 18 y/o did, in fact he didn’t even said goodbye, just a freeloading Twink, thinking we should be grateful to stay here based on his looks 🤡","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10301"},{"timestamp":1688301045,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:30:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Could we speak about this later, I’m actually just upset, with the balance of tolerance between us.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10302"},{"timestamp":1688301706,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:41:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also could you sit down with me to sort out the bills in the flat? I really don’t want you thinking you pay more than me or something like that 👍🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10303"},{"timestamp":1688301896,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:44:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know you said your parents thought I should just sort it all anyway because I’m unemployed or something, I can’t exactly remember what you said at the time, but it really needs some of your input.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10304"},{"timestamp":1688302455,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:54:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Right. I can tolerate guests’ strewn litter and spilled drinks, or music, or alarms, or shouting, even taking my stuff once or twice, but I won’t tiptoe around in my own home to avoid my flatmate throwing a fit over fucking _cleaning up_. Maybe someone else will put up with this diva shit. I won’t. I don’t care to have an argument about this. If this happens once more, I’m out. Have a good Sunday.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10305"},{"timestamp":1688302494,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:54:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Come here and talk about it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10306"},{"timestamp":1688302516,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:55:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because frankly I’m about ready to leave.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10307"},{"timestamp":1688302608,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:56:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I tipToped around for three weeks with a Twink with a big dick you liked the look off and then gave him fucking meth, it’s in no way comparable","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10308"},{"timestamp":1688302632,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:57:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s still cat shit on the floor?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10309"},{"timestamp":1688302653,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:57:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10310"},{"timestamp":1688302710,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:58:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Who threw a fit 🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10311"},{"timestamp":1688302757,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:59:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall we look at the tenancy agreement and find away out of this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10312"},{"timestamp":1688302768,"iso":"2023-07-02T13:59:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve really put up with enough at this point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10313"},{"timestamp":1688305388,"iso":"2023-07-02T14:43:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d really like to work this out. Apologies for being passive aggressive ( not that your shy of slamming doors yourself), although I’m really quite weirded out that someone would hit a spoon and a glass outside my bedroom, to wake me up, it feels rather demented. And then comparing Martin staying to that homeless stranger you found of Grindr. If you can’t understand the latter, and what I had to put up with in much with all of it, then I’m afraid we’ve reached an impasse. \n\nThis frantic cleaning for the first time doesn’t make much sense there’s still cat shit on the floor and the surfaces are sticky from where you’ve just left sprayed stuff cleaning stuff and just left it. There’s a cleaner coming tomorrow as we agreed before we moved in. Also could you tell me what martin took? Your knee jerk reaction is to generally assume anyone I bring into the flat is stealing after one incident over a slice of cake.\n\nI’m going to leave for a long weekend on Thursday, if you’re not prepared to try and resolve this before then we should try to find an amical way to end this.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10314"},{"timestamp":1688331136,"iso":"2023-07-02T21:52:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, I’ve had some tea so I have a bit more energy now. I’m happy to talk at 10pm. I am not going to debate this, though. I know you’re in the age-old position of having grown used to a certain lifestyle funded by looks and youth, then realising that those looks and that youth are not eternal, and that rich old guys are not in the market for personalities - and then also whatever’s going on with HIV and money and drinking and so forth. It’s rough. But I am not your servant, I‘m not beholden to you, and if you think I’m going to be spoken like you have then you are out of your tiny Chinese mind. \n\nIt was one thing to start whinging about my not cleaning up when Mr Harrow was here. I shrugged that off since I understood that what happened with him must’ve been a bruise to the ego. Then sitting around last week complaining about my cleaning the windows, telling me to stop, and then chanting about how bad I am at cleaning - that one I very _very_ grudgingly let slide because it was your birthday. This one is way beyond the line and I am concerned that you seem to think it’s not immediate apology material.\n\nI have taken pains to clean when you’re absent or asleep. I should not have to, and I won’t again, because frankly it’s an absurd accommodation for a problem that is yours to deal with. I am sympathetic, but you aren’t the only person who has problems in his life, you aren’t the first gay to grow old, etc. I don’t know if you can fix this psychological schema or whatever you’d call it. But I can tell you where it ends up. There’s no shortage of ghosts of Christmas future: Kieran, Slape, Corbett-Weaver and his boyfriend Luka (?), etc. Anyway, I’m not Cordelia, I’m saying this compassionately but ultimately I won’t tolerate this, it’s past the line and if you think it’s ok then I think I’m off. Those are my thoughts, so you have them. I’m around in 10 mins or so.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10315"},{"timestamp":1688331302,"iso":"2023-07-02T21:55:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I rushed that out, so ignore any typos. I glanced at your above messages just now and I won’t read or reply to them. Other issues can be addressed separately but today’s antics are not acceptable and not up for debate. If you disagree with that - verbally or by continuing like that - then I’m out. Simple as.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10316"},{"timestamp":1688331427,"iso":"2023-07-02T21:57:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On rereading, this last paragraph is quite dreadfully worded. Not as in ‘open to misinterpretation’ but as in ‘probably quite hard to make any sense of at all’. Ah well. I can find my words better in person.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10317"},{"timestamp":1688331858,"iso":"2023-07-02T22:04:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you be around in 30 mins?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10318"},{"timestamp":1688333977,"iso":"2023-07-02T22:39:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you parents know about your meth habit babe? I think you need help, I’m really worried about you xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10319"},{"timestamp":1688681615,"iso":"2023-07-06T23:13:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tenancy Agreement- AST 24-03-2023.PDF • 26 pages document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10320"},{"timestamp":1688683196,"iso":"2023-07-06T23:39:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10321"},{"timestamp":1688683196,"iso":"2023-07-06T23:39:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10322"},{"timestamp":1688683323,"iso":"2023-07-06T23:42:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"CI Flat D 97 New Bond Street W1S comp.pdf • 35 pages document omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10323"},{"timestamp":1688684234,"iso":"2023-07-06T23:57:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://england.shelter.org.uk/housing_advice/private_renting","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10324"},{"timestamp":1688844099,"iso":"2023-07-08T20:21:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10325","attachments":["static/photos/ed5bf1db-31df-4764-a7e5-b37fa6267de9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688844759,"iso":"2023-07-08T20:32:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10326","attachments":["static/photos/16904361-6bd8-4244-ba3d-1d1b314af864.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688844759,"iso":"2023-07-08T20:32:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10327","attachments":["static/photos/77cc6c9b-2620-44e4-ba32-55d379685973.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688879253,"iso":"2023-07-09T06:07:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10328","attachments":["static/photos/b06af21d-d572-4281-bce7-220dd9f49150.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1688879266,"iso":"2023-07-09T06:07:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(https://england.shelter.org.uk/housing_advice/eviction/harassment_by_a_private_landlord/understand_your_tenancy_rights)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10329"},{"timestamp":1688879496,"iso":"2023-07-09T06:11:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes annoyingly it doesn’t say what happens if rent is paid in advance 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10330"},{"timestamp":1688879567,"iso":"2023-07-09T06:12:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10331"},{"timestamp":1688879702,"iso":"2023-07-09T06:15:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you seen this page: https://england.shelter.org.uk/housing_advice/eviction/eviction_after_a_section_8_notice ?\nDoesn’t address that question in particular afaics but otherwise seems quite good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10332"},{"timestamp":1689028269,"iso":"2023-07-10T23:31:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10333"},{"timestamp":1689028480,"iso":"2023-07-10T23:34:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, sorry, I can give you a hand with Airbnb / legal stuff if you let me know what the sitch is","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10334"},{"timestamp":1689030546,"iso":"2023-07-11T00:09:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/aug/17/everybody-lies-seth-stephens-davidowitz-review","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10335"},{"timestamp":1689032781,"iso":"2023-07-11T00:46:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://themovemarket.com/tools/propertyprices/97-new-bond-street-london-w1s-1sl","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10336"},{"timestamp":1689033457,"iso":"2023-07-11T00:57:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Contract: This concerns 97D New Bond St (‘the Meth Den’). Sam will give Damien his keys to the Meth Den, Damien will give £N to Sam, and thereupon Sam won’t live at the Meth Den. Signed: Sam, Damien. Witnessed: Alex.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10337"},{"timestamp":1689033506,"iso":"2023-07-11T00:58:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ Think this is basically all that’s needed, and that it might be a good idea to keep it simple like this.. If you can find a folder of mine with a postcard with some Bloomsbury-looking portrait on the front, it should have a tenancy contract in it for Goodge St, with similar-ish plain style!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10338"},{"timestamp":1689033730,"iso":"2023-07-11T01:02:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yahh, I’m fine with that! I don’t really need a contract, but just for good house keeping maybe it’s good to have!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10339"},{"timestamp":1689037149,"iso":"2023-07-11T01:59:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10340","attachments":["static/photos/5b4752d8-46ef-4ca9-9e47-1ed38bf89495.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689037260,"iso":"2023-07-11T02:01:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I love how your battery is always so Low","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10341"},{"timestamp":1689037477,"iso":"2023-07-11T02:04:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘Staple gay thing of the phone battery always dying’ as someone once put it to me on Grindr","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10342"},{"timestamp":1689037482,"iso":"2023-07-11T02:04:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10343"},{"timestamp":1689039771,"iso":"2023-07-11T02:42:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10344","attachments":["static/photos/d3865ab5-b366-4155-84e4-847cfff9786e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689040325,"iso":"2023-07-11T02:52:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know if you want that sim!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10345"},{"timestamp":1689040426,"iso":"2023-07-11T02:53:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh thanks but tbqh I’ll get through whatever data it has in no time, it’s really only unmetered internet that I can use - sorry, not to sound ungrateful or demanding, or like an internet addict, but these phones hoover up data without you even noticing (eg for software updates or downloading Oli’s 100mb 20-second WhatsApp videos, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10346"},{"timestamp":1689041981,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:19:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eliot ref (stuck in my head for some reason, maybe because it’s so eminently quotable at weird moments in my probably disconcerting/discomfiting way, lol):\nhttps://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/44212/the-love-song-of-j-alfred-prufrock","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10347"},{"timestamp":1689042267,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:24:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh my god I just remembered he did a recording of it: https://youtu.be/JAO3QTU4PzY His readings always ruin his poems, because his voice sounds like someone strangling a cow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10348"},{"timestamp":1689042362,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:26:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10349","attachments":["static/photos/7f08dc1c-ad66-4c78-965c-96f8419e86ce.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689042385,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:26:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10350"},{"timestamp":1689042420,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:27:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think I have unlimited, but ley me know if you change your mind :)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10351"},{"timestamp":1689042471,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:27:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh you mean that sim? If so I may give it a try, but can negotiate tomorrow morning since I’ll prob want to pay something or other","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10352"},{"timestamp":1689042481,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:28:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks either way! Much obliged","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10353"},{"timestamp":1689042516,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:28:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(And possible it may have some fair use policy etc, and I’ll prob need to look for the sim prodder thingie since I’ve never actually used one in this phone)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10354"},{"timestamp":1689042543,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:29:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think they gave me it free, when I bought my contract, I can’t imagine it being worth much, it’s probably worth tuppence lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10355"},{"timestamp":1689042690,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:31:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh why not then? I mean whenever you have a moment, today or tomorrow (where today = ‘now till sleep/sunrise’ and tomorrow = ‘wake/sunrise till next sunrise’), I don’t suppose you could leave it somewhere, maybe on the blue towel, or somewhere else if you let me know where it is, and I can give it a try? ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10356"},{"timestamp":1689042721,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:32:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol sorry for my very forensically worded message","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10357"},{"timestamp":1689042732,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:32:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’ll go get it now, hopefully it works. haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10358"},{"timestamp":1689042767,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:32:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thanks! Prob don’t have to do the prisoner exchange thing with the towel, tho it suits me because I’m lazy and this way we don’t have to coordinate","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10359"},{"timestamp":1689042939,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:35:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Alas Alex is sleeping, I left one, sun on the towel that was about, I’ll have more a rummage in the morning and I’ll give it to you then","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10360"},{"timestamp":1689042966,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:36:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah thanks! Much appreciated! Will give it a try in a few mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10361"},{"timestamp":1689042971,"iso":"2023-07-11T03:36:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10362"},{"timestamp":1689048905,"iso":"2023-07-11T05:15:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10363","attachments":["static/photos/a049a5a3-9e95-45d8-aab4-fda119b403ed.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689058893,"iso":"2023-07-11T08:01:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I found the other pillow and left on the towel in the hall","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10364"},{"timestamp":1689196022,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:07:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.airbnb.co.uk/wishlists/v/1338597239?viralityEntryPoint=49&s=76","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10365"},{"timestamp":1689197965,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:39:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, one very much optional request: I don’t suppose I could possibly prevail on you to possibly order some Putin Gourmet cat food? I can explain the context when you’re back - actually maybe best to wait till then, but I’ll send this anyway to give you advance notice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10366"},{"timestamp":1689198006,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:40:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Purina, not Putin, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10367"},{"timestamp":1689198056,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:40:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes, I’ll pick some up from Tesco.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10368"},{"timestamp":1689198095,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:41:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh are you going there? Curzon St? I don’t _think_ they have it - I tried yesterday - but yes that’d be excellent if you manage to find it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10369"},{"timestamp":1689198102,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:41:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks v v much!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10370"},{"timestamp":1689198155,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:42:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The one on St James st, failing that I can gopuff it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10371"},{"timestamp":1689198157,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:42:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Guy said they don’t stock pet stuff at all, but I don’t trust those people to have the tiniest bit of knowledge even about their 10m^2 store, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10372"},{"timestamp":1689198178,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:42:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I mean Purina Gourmet is Purina Gourmet is Purina Gourmet","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10373"},{"timestamp":1689198192,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:43:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is, any way you could possibly get it would be a lifesaver - thank you!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10374"},{"timestamp":1689198202,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:43:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will explain when back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10375"},{"timestamp":1689198248,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:44:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Of all sad words of tongue and pen,\nThe saddest are these: “There is no Purina Gourmet cat food for Pig”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10376"},{"timestamp":1689198881,"iso":"2023-07-12T22:54:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha yes, good thing you said Pig 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10377"},{"timestamp":1689200681,"iso":"2023-07-12T23:24:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Fortunately the one on. st james st had it 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10378"},{"timestamp":1689200742,"iso":"2023-07-12T23:25:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha Tig isn’t so picky…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10379"},{"timestamp":1689200775,"iso":"2023-07-12T23:26:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or rather she is but she doesn’t bother protesting, she just sits there looking faintly supercilious and sorry for herself","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10380"},{"timestamp":1689200797,"iso":"2023-07-12T23:26:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And amazing, thanks so much! Hope you didn’t have to go there specially for this!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10381"},{"timestamp":1689204407,"iso":"2023-07-13T00:26:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Re PNG - a slight ramble but very good: https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/cannibal-habits-of-the-common-tourist/\n\nGreenland apartment building: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blok_P","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10382"},{"timestamp":1689265203,"iso":"2023-07-13T17:20:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10383"},{"timestamp":1689274683,"iso":"2023-07-13T19:58:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10384","attachments":["static/photos/5cdabf5f-0ffb-4298-91e2-8315914fafb6.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689276013,"iso":"2023-07-13T20:20:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10385","attachments":["static/photos/1ded920b-25a8-47e1-90e9-0cea97df062f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689286434,"iso":"2023-07-13T23:13:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10386"},{"timestamp":1689289213,"iso":"2023-07-14T00:00:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahahah so sweet!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10387"},{"timestamp":1689361248,"iso":"2023-07-14T20:00:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Contract \n\nSam agrees to leave 97D New Bond St (‘the flat’) in exchange for £N from Damien, to cover the Jul-Oct rent that was paid up front.\n\nDamien agrees to repay Sam his share of the deposit, i.e. £1500, minus any deductions for cat-food-related carpet damage in Sam’s bedroom but nothing else. (E.g. if the landlord charges £100 for cat-food-related carpet damage and £2900 for other damage, Damien will pay Sam £1400.) This shall be paid as promptly as possible, with interest at the Bank of England base interest rate for any intervening days.\n\nThis supersedes all prior agreements. All language herein should be interpreted with its ordinary English meaning.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10388"},{"timestamp":1689362784,"iso":"2023-07-14T20:26:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, the 1500 here was a placeholder number which was vaguely what I recalled but which I intended to look up and replace with the exact figure (which I suspect is more ‘exact-looking’, ie not round)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10389"},{"timestamp":1689362815,"iso":"2023-07-14T20:26:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But ignore that contract, I’ll send you one that reflects my current thinking","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10390"},{"timestamp":1689364925,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:02:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, sorry. Brain slightly off today. I suppose this is the situation: if I indemnify you for the Section 8 risk, then the only reason you should prefer to pay £0 + 50% profit (rather than £2300 + 0% profit) is if the EV of 50% profit is less than £2300. This is what sticks in the craw. And that this is effectively risk-free for you: if it doesn’t let on Airbnb, I pay, by forgoing my cash-equivalent tenancy, while you pay nothing and in fact enjoy twice the space you otherwise would. I understand that all of finance relies on different expectations and valuations - otherwise no one would buy or sell anything - but there’s a principal-agent problem here. I’d be happy to do a 50:50 deal if we both retained tenancy rights whenever it‘s not on the market, or the aforementioned flat-fee deal, but anything else is not preferable for me over the status quo ante. So I think now at least. Contract to follow in a few mins or so. Let me know your thoughts!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10391"},{"timestamp":1689366202,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:23:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think both retaining tenancy rights Is totally fair. Although what would you be using the room yourself? I’d get very upset if you moved in a gross Chinese person or the like to stay in your room 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10392"},{"timestamp":1689366304,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:25:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no that’s fair I think, yeah! I don’t think we both have absolute rights to do whatsoever we want with the rooms, in the legal sense because we’re not allowed to anyway, and in the moral sense because this isn’t _strictly_ two rooms, it’s also a common area, so there’s some inevitable annoying give-and-take required, which complicates things.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10393"},{"timestamp":1689366456,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:27:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think that’s perfectly reasonable to me 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10394"},{"timestamp":1689366829,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:33:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool, that works then! I guess the one remaining question is what we both want to do at 6 months","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10395"},{"timestamp":1689366846,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:34:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’m just heading to waitrsoe let me know if you need anything!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10396"},{"timestamp":1689366846,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:34:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m about to hop in the shower wherein I’ll have a think","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10397"},{"timestamp":1689366857,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:34:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah thanks, will do! Nothing hugely atm but thanks!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10398"},{"timestamp":1689367291,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:41:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait this is probably too late but is there any chance you could grab some soy milk? Just the cheap Waitrose one in the cooking section is fine, tho I’ll pay back for whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10399"},{"timestamp":1689367317,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:41:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oat milk?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10400"},{"timestamp":1689367322,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:42:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Potato milk?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10401"},{"timestamp":1689367327,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:42:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Pea milk?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10402"},{"timestamp":1689367334,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:42:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ideally soya milk, tho that should be the easiest to find","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10403"},{"timestamp":1689367339,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:42:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Otherwise whatever is fine, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10404"},{"timestamp":1689367358,"iso":"2023-07-14T21:42:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Soya milk is the OG milk alternative)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10405"},{"timestamp":1689374562,"iso":"2023-07-14T23:42:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10406","attachments":["static/photos/d64a9725-2522-4550-a860-17bead513876.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689374601,"iso":"2023-07-14T23:43:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes he wants his keys","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10407"},{"timestamp":1689374622,"iso":"2023-07-14T23:43:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve already said I’m out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10408"},{"timestamp":1689374656,"iso":"2023-07-14T23:44:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10409","attachments":["static/photos/65aa8acb-c8ef-4cbe-acd6-8ce234c99713.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689374775,"iso":"2023-07-14T23:46:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just don’t let him in whatever you do, I’ll stay for hours 🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10410"},{"timestamp":1689416028,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:13:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Heyy, are you out?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10411"},{"timestamp":1689416073,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:14:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I’m in, just about to have a shower, and generally doing morning stuff - what’s up?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10412"},{"timestamp":1689416107,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:15:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(This is 7:30am in Sam Time)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10413"},{"timestamp":1689416124,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:15:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh not much, I was going to rearrange the lamps","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10414"},{"timestamp":1689416142,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:15:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And start writing a todo list for the airbnb thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10415"},{"timestamp":1689416158,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:15:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hopefully we can get most of it sorted today 🙌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10416"},{"timestamp":1689416163,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:16:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh cool cool - I can help in like 10-15 mins but obv do whatever you fancy before then!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10417"},{"timestamp":1689416190,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:16:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically: no problem and also no need","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10418"},{"timestamp":1689416205,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:16:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And will be 15minsish","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10419"},{"timestamp":1689416211,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:16:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll wait for a bit, but I was going to move the large lamp in your room.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10420"},{"timestamp":1689416241,"iso":"2023-07-15T11:17:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahh ok - lemme quickly have a shower and then can help","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10421"},{"timestamp":1689420882,"iso":"2023-07-15T12:34:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10422","attachments":["static/photos/efb6f4ba-4ce6-40f4-9552-8589fc0ddc01.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689420949,"iso":"2023-07-15T12:35:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10423"},{"timestamp":1689422328,"iso":"2023-07-15T12:58:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just going to take 5 mins to gather my strength and have some tea (of both varieties) and then will sort my room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10424"},{"timestamp":1689422367,"iso":"2023-07-15T12:59:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shouldn’t take long, and at the bare minimum I can just scrape stuff into the wardrobe or a box or suchlike","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10425"},{"timestamp":1689423459,"iso":"2023-07-15T13:17:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Quite","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10426"},{"timestamp":1689423474,"iso":"2023-07-15T13:17:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I’m just running a bit behind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10427"},{"timestamp":1689423504,"iso":"2023-07-15T13:18:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve to take a phone call","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10428"},{"timestamp":1689423528,"iso":"2023-07-15T13:18:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh perfect! I’m about midway through but I’m very glad of any extra time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10429"},{"timestamp":1689429601,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:00:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, my gathered thoughts are as follows. I’m afraid I’m not taking equal risk and equal share on an Airbnb for 7 days a month, and then moving out so you can have the whole flat for the remaining 23-24 days. You wouldn’t accept it if I offered the same to you, and rightly not. I’m not insisting on fairness for fairness’s sake, but we’ve gone from “I’ll pay your rent”, to “I’ll give you 50% of a profit that’ll be far more, £42k/month or whatever”, to “I’ll give you 50% of a profit that’ll be your rent at most (and only if the bookings align with my holidays)”. This is preposterous and you know it, and I’m obviously not going to agree to such a deal. This is precisely why the ‘you get 50%’ proposal always felt fishy to me. It’s also why we agreed explicitly yesterday — you can see it literally a few messages up — that we’d both split the Airbnb income and both continue to share the flat in the remaining time.\n\nWhen I felt you were offering me a better deal than you needed or ought to, I said so. The offer has changed several times. This latest one is not good enough. Sorry. I’m sure we can work something out but this ain’t it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10430"},{"timestamp":1689430508,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:15:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh this is not what I had intended. I’m so sorry you feel this way, I thought the whole thing was that you desperately wanted to move to Goodge st but wanted to ensure your rent was covered here. I agree it’s not fair that there were twists and turns along the way, and I shouldn’t of made that initial offer to pay your rent without thinking it through. I thought the offer you made yesterday was not beneficial to you, saying that If we served section 8, by the landlord, you would put a clause in that you’d not expect rent payments from me, was quite unfair to you. Also I never said If bookings align with my holidays, I’m sorry if it sounded like that, but I absolutely did not say that, nor did I never say £42k pcm, not once. Also we discussed that all the initial takings would go to cover your rent and anything in excess of that would be split 50/50.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10431"},{"timestamp":1689430629,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:17:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean I’m sure you appreciate as well, that when you’ve moved into Goodge st that you wouldn’t expect me to stay in a hotel for 30 days","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10432"},{"timestamp":1689430645,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:17:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Please if there’s something else you’d prefer just say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10433"},{"timestamp":1689430854,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:20:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d you want to go back to me paying you £2300 a certain time every month with a clause being that if a section 8 is served then you’d forgive the amount owed , then that’s absolutely fine with me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10434"},{"timestamp":1689431601,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:33:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry, I missed this. Thanks for the nice replies. I’m happy with that, yeah.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10435"},{"timestamp":1689431892,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:38:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“If bookings align with my holidays” was the harshest / most extreme interpretation of what you said, granted. I put it in brackets because it was a bit speculative. On the kindest interpretation you might have just meant that it would be a bonus but not a strict requirement. (I did ask, but you didn’t specify, which I’m sure was because you were genuinely uncertain. Nonetheless I think I’m somewhat justified in taking the most conservative, cautious interpretation - but yes, it wasn’t explicitly or definitely what you were saying.)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10436"},{"timestamp":1689432209,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:43:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"£42k was definitely mentioned as the monthly earnings. I think £89k was mentioned too, iirc as the suggested total earnings, but that doesn’t quite add up and I can’t recall why (maybe that was assuming a different nightly rate, or less than 100% occupancy, or costs, or whatever). You made that slip of tongue about ‘full vacancy’ so many times that my correction to ‘full occupancy’ eventually stuck (this morning). That’s the context in which you looked up and told me about that 90-day maximum. This was what we were discussing. It doesn't matter, but I do insist on that reality for the sake of reality.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10437"},{"timestamp":1689432511,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:48:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expected you to do more or less the same as I would do, which is stay in a hotel if it were only a few days and then sort out at least a short-term tenancy as and when it became logical to do so (definitely if 100% booked, probably if 90%, maybe even if 70% depending on the premium one pays for a hotel, etc etc). Again, doesn’t matter, it’s a moot point now and it never really mattered anyway - we’re not bound to be ok with X or Y just because we were discussing the idea - but I don’t have the mental bandwidth to remember anything additional to what actually happened.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10438"},{"timestamp":1689432664,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:51:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah the upshot is that this would definitely be a better deal. I mean, it’s the same exact deal, except I’m guaranteed it without having to assume the risk myself. It means you could well make a very tidy profit, but that I’m fine with because it’s good enough for me, it satisfies my risk aversion / loss aversion, so if you feel the same then 100% I’m cool with that.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10439"},{"timestamp":1689432680,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:51:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not just a better deal but specifically a deal I’d be happy with, to be 100% clear","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10440"},{"timestamp":1689432779,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:52:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, it would totally unreasonable for me to do that. I suppose I just didn’t like the idea of living in hotels for 30 days 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10441"},{"timestamp":1689432830,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:53:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Still happy to take photos etc. I may need a day or so extra - hopefully won’t but may - but I can get family or someone in to help if you get a booking for Monday (unlikely I think) and if not then I insist on prorating it (ie excluding that from what you pay me). And only if that’s cool with you. If not I’ll move out on Monday, since it’s what we’d at least provisionally agreed, and it seems fair enough.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10442"},{"timestamp":1689432853,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:54:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol my heads a bit fried rn, I can reply to these in a bit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10443"},{"timestamp":1689432889,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:54:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no rush, at all.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10444"},{"timestamp":1689432900,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:55:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And of course I don’t mind at all helping you move","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10445"},{"timestamp":1689432909,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:55:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean it’s only around the corner after all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10446"},{"timestamp":1689432976,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:56:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, this is what I meant by the principal-agent problem. It was just a bit much to take 50:50 and leave the Airbnb-ing entirely at your mercy. It had to be one or the other, really. And so even more so when the same deal but _expressly, explicitly_ only letting for 7 days, lol. I think maybe we’re not in the best state to have what is after all a pretty nightmarishly complicated negotiation!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10447"},{"timestamp":1689433055,"iso":"2023-07-15T15:57:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, no need to help with the move! It’s not much stuff, after all, and lots of it was never unpacked to begin with. (I’m hoping I can prevail on my family, which I’ll prob want to do regardless bc they have cars etc!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10448"},{"timestamp":1689453316,"iso":"2023-07-15T21:35:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know when works best to come and photograph your room 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10449"},{"timestamp":1689453335,"iso":"2023-07-15T21:35:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, will be 30 secs more tidying but do come whenever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10450"},{"timestamp":1689541308,"iso":"2023-07-16T22:01:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Heyy, did you decide on what day you were going to leave on? No rush, I’m just trying to think ahead.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10451"},{"timestamp":1689541432,"iso":"2023-07-16T22:03:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god - I mean, I could go whenever really, even tonight, but I’ve been an asthmatic mess and then was talking to Alex for the rest of the day and got totally distracted (categorise that one as ADHD mess)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10452"},{"timestamp":1689541485,"iso":"2023-07-16T22:04:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically: how much of a rush are you in? I‘m extremely flexible tho obviously I want to leave sooner rather than later since we’re making pro rata deductions","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10453"},{"timestamp":1689541492,"iso":"2023-07-16T22:04:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Speaking of which I must send you this contract","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10454"},{"timestamp":1689541495,"iso":"2023-07-16T22:04:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10455"},{"timestamp":1689542110,"iso":"2023-07-16T22:15:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m really not in any rush. Just let me know when you’ve thought about it.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10456"},{"timestamp":1689545063,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:04:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok first stab here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10457"},{"timestamp":1689545119,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:05:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be clear, this is not an offer or an invitation to treat, and I don’t intend this to be taken as my signing the contract I’m about to send","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10458"},{"timestamp":1689545125,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:05:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sam agrees to move out of 97D New Bond St (‘the flat’) from 16 July to 16 October 2023 in exchange for £6825.00 from Damien (up front or in three equal monthly instalments paid in advance rather than in arrears) (for Sam’s share of the Jul-Oct prepaid rent, thrice £2275.00) and £3150 (at the end of the tenancy) (for Sam’s share of the deposit) (deducting any deductions for cat-food-related carpet damage in Sam’s bedroom but no others).\n\nIf the tenancy is not ended by 16 October, each party’s rights and obligations shall revert to the status quo ante, i.e. each shall be entitled to live at the flat and obliged to pay rent for it at the rate that obtained before this contract.\n\nThis contract is intended to be enforceable upon part performance by either party, to the extent performed. I.e. Sam’s moving out for N days generates an obligation for Damien to pay for those N days, though the deposit share is owed regardless net of the above-mentioned deductions. The pro rata deduction for each day is calculated at £74.19, dividing by the 92 days from 16 July 00:00 UTC to 16 Oct 00:00 UTC, and shall be rounded up to the next whole day. Deductions shall be spread across instalments.\n\nIf the landlord ends the tenancy by invoking Section 8 of the Housing Act of 1988 under Ground 12 (defined in Schedule 2 as the violation or non-performance of an obligation of the tenancy), and if the only unmet obligation they adduce is the obligation not to sublet (including but not limited to clauses 13.2, 25.1, and 25.2 of the tenancy contract), Damien will no longer be obliged to pay Sam’s rent for the days after eviction (i.e. actual loss of access) unless that rent is refunded to Damien. A partial rent refund shall be applied equally to Sam and Damien, i.e. shall release Damien from the obligation to pay Sam’s half of the unrefunded rent.\n\nThis contract shall not be terminated by the death of either party, whose obligations shall then pass to his executors. This contract shall be governed by English law. All language should be interpreted with its ordinary English meaning. All references to ‘we’ refer to Damien and Sam.\n\nAll amendments to this contract shall be made by a UNIX patch file taking this text as its source.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10459"},{"timestamp":1689545455,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:10:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ve made various judgement calls, some favourable to you and some favourable to me. Obviously read it through properly and see what you think about what it says. (Be mindful that anything we say here — ie like anywhere else — has legal effect and can be construed as a contract, or indeed construed _into_ any contract we may later create, etc etc. It’s not the case that contract law only applies to documents written in flowery Latin-y language and signed and dated. Well, there’s a limited statute of frauds under English law but that’s more or less true.)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10460"},{"timestamp":1689545783,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:16:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Notable judgement calls unfavourable to you: section 8 exemption only applies if Airbnb* is the _only_ cited violation of the contract; the situation reverts to the status quo ante (ie we both live here and pay rent) if the tenancy is not terminated by 16 Oct (I very much intend for this to be clarified by some amendment, either once signed or in an edit before we sign this); as discussed, you indemnify me to all deposit deductions except the cat food damage to the carpet.\n\n*…or any other subletting; I’ve somewhat-favourably-to-you not specified Airbnb or anything else, just subletting.\n\n_Disclaimer: I don’t intend for any of the above to modify this or any other contract we sign. I haven’t paid immense care to my wording and it’s possible I’ve misspoken. If you like, we can draw up a plain English précis like the one above, but carefully enough that I’m happy for it to have legal force._ ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10461"},{"timestamp":1689545908,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:18:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes, thank you for pointing that out.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10462"},{"timestamp":1689545990,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:19:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Good work with the contract 👍🏻. If you don’t mind, I’ll go through it tomorrow when I’m more awake.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10463"},{"timestamp":1689546013,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:20:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure if that’s sarcastic or what part of that message you’re referring to - sorry if anything I’m saying here sounds like it’s stating the obvious, I just don’t want to say anything sloppy in such close proximity to this contractual stuff and when it might later affect how it’s interpreted!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10464"},{"timestamp":1689546056,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:20:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it’s important that a decision is made soon about termination of the contract, as the last thing we want is to run into large penalties.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10465"},{"timestamp":1689546071,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:21:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And sure, no worries at all! No rush! The only thing is that we should sign it before you pay and before I leave, for tedious reasons having to do with Foakes and part performance etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10466"},{"timestamp":1689546078,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:21:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the pre-existing duty rule","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10467"},{"timestamp":1689546104,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:21:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Re termination of contract, yes, but to be clear there’s nothing in this contract that can affect what we both owe to the landlord","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10468"},{"timestamp":1689546105,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:21:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No no, not sarcastic at all. I’m grateful for you writing it up.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10469"},{"timestamp":1689546141,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:22:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For obvious enough reasons (on thinking about it a bit at least; no insult intended) it’s not possible for two parties to ‘contract themselves out of’ what they both/each owe to a third party","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10470"},{"timestamp":1689546158,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:22:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(‘Owe’ in a loose, not-necessarily-monetary sense - I just mean their obligations)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10471"},{"timestamp":1689546188,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:23:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ie I can’t enter into a contract with you that neither of us is obliged to pay rent to Wittington, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10472"},{"timestamp":1689546197,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:23:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure if that’s the sort of thing you were suggesting above","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10473"},{"timestamp":1689546206,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:23:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Re the penalties I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10474"},{"timestamp":1689546249,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:24:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes. I haven’t given it much thought, but perhaps we ought to sooner rather than later. Hopefully that tenancy negotiator, I’ve been chatting to can be of some use, with JLL, but let’s leave that for another day 🥱","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10475"},{"timestamp":1689546352,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:25:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yes, yup, I think so! If you’re tired then - from a disinterested standpoint - I would probably advise against talking about this, given what I said before, that English courts can interpret a contract out of a ham sandwich, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10476"},{"timestamp":1689546389,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:26:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All of this has given me a migraine…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10477"},{"timestamp":1689546402,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:26:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But yeah I hope so!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10478"},{"timestamp":1689546427,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:27:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just assumed we’d split any penalty, 50/50.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10479"},{"timestamp":1689546462,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:27:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes agreed.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10480"},{"timestamp":1689546473,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:27:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yup that’s what I’ve said, re the unrefunded unenjoyed rent (ie I’ve excluded (though I think reasonably / as you’d expect) rent for the days before you actually have to leave, if evicted)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10481"},{"timestamp":1689546489,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:28:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But anyway yeah let’s pick up tomorrow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10482"},{"timestamp":1689546507,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:28:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10483"},{"timestamp":1689546518,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:28:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There are some unfavourable bits I’m happy to amend, but broadly I don’t think there’s anything in there that you should be outraged by, I hope!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10484"},{"timestamp":1689546537,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:28:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thanks again for drawing up the contract 👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10485"},{"timestamp":1689546578,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:29:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And again, to state the obvious, nothing I’ve said should be interpreted as any kind of legal endorsement of that contract text quite yet, and I assume the same applies to you (but your agreement to this message won’t make … ah fuck it I’m not thinking about this any more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10486"},{"timestamp":1689546589,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:29:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In the grand scheme of things, it’s not huge amounts of money, so I won’t be fussing on my behalf that much, if at all ahah","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10488"},{"timestamp":1689546594,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:29:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don’t reply to that, or do, I don’t care, but let’s stop talking about this because my brain is like scrambled eggs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10487"},{"timestamp":1689546620,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:30:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Good night!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10489"},{"timestamp":1689546648,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:30:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yup, not at all! The 16 Oct thing will be the point to consider tomorrow, ie what this contract should say about anything after those 3 months - but let’s leave till then!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10490"},{"timestamp":1689546651,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:30:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good night!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10491"},{"timestamp":1689546720,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:32:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh also, note to myself mainly: it doesn’t specify my liability for any Airbnb damages exceeding the deposit, and maybe it should say something about that (or else it’d prob default to none)\n\n^ this message, as always, I disclaim any legal effect of","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10492"},{"timestamp":1689546735,"iso":"2023-07-16T23:32:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"😴💤","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10493"},{"timestamp":1689621444,"iso":"2023-07-17T20:17:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10494","attachments":["static/photos/4569656d-b885-44b1-8502-f618ffbdc605.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689621992,"iso":"2023-07-17T20:26:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Sedley,_Countess_of_Dorchester","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10495"},{"timestamp":1689625142,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:19:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If and when you wake up this evening, I don’t suppose you fancy doing a deal for the TV or the lamp or basically all the stuff we jointly bought (I don’t really care about any of it), for say £100 or whatever, so I have some money to get some cat food and caffeine and nicotine (to balance out the N,α-dimethylphenethylamine)? But please don’t say yes if you don’t think it’s a worthwhile deal, because I’m not really out of money, I’m just too lazy to ask my parents or to ask Stefan or to call in the Roman debt or the many other things I can do to tide me over","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10496"},{"timestamp":1689625160,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:19:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually maybe you’re not asleep, idk - that’s how I interpreted what you were saying!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10497"},{"timestamp":1689625205,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:20:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To emphasise: please please please do not feel obliged, I have many options and I’m just a lazy person","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10498"},{"timestamp":1689625273,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:21:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can go to my parents very very easily, or get some easy money from Roman","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10499"},{"timestamp":1689625278,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:21:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10500"},{"timestamp":1689625300,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:21:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or indeed sell my couple of old (but still newish) MacBooks whichd probably net me a grand or two","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10501"},{"timestamp":1689625303,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:21:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just indolent lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10502"},{"timestamp":1689625319,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:21:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha I’m just going to go to the gym. Yes we can do a deal if you want later.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10503"},{"timestamp":1689625368,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:22:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be passing a shop on my way back, albeit in about 90 mins If you want me to pick up a few things","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10504"},{"timestamp":1689625408,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:23:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If there’s any chance you could (tho counting it against whatever deal we do, or if not then I’ll pay you back separately) that’d be a huge help 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10505"},{"timestamp":1689625409,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:23:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Or I could just send you £100 or whatever now?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10506"},{"timestamp":1689625449,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:24:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah let’s not until we have a deal - I’m a bit mindful that we did talk about the contents and maybe we’d agreed they’d just be part of the existing deal, and maybe I’m now double-spending them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10507"},{"timestamp":1689625456,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:24:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which would be rather shitty","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10508"},{"timestamp":1689625459,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:24:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I genuinely don’t remember","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10509"},{"timestamp":1689625466,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:24:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And don’t want to force you into a deal under duress","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10510"},{"timestamp":1689625496,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:24:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So nah let’s wait— thank you tho!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10511"},{"timestamp":1689625535,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:25:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That being said, I am somewhat fiending for nicotine and Pig is somewhat fiending for Purina Gourmet so maybe I should find a solution… God I’m really sorry I’m such a mess this week","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10512"},{"timestamp":1689625568,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:26:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think my brain doesn’t cope well with stress (I feel emotionally fine, I feel ethnic, but cognitively I’m a mess)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10513"},{"timestamp":1689625576,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:26:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"euthymic*, lol, not ethnic","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10514"},{"timestamp":1689625634,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:27:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10515"},{"timestamp":1689625639,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:27:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, in what direction is your gym? God I feel really bad","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10516"},{"timestamp":1689625641,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:27:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10517"},{"timestamp":1689625648,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:27:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok run! Dw! lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10518"},{"timestamp":1689625657,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:27:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So I’m just going to head to give the gym a kiss","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10519"},{"timestamp":1689625659,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:27:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Miss*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10520"},{"timestamp":1689625674,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:27:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And go to Waitrose now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10521"},{"timestamp":1689625680,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Should keep you in their good graces!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10522"},{"timestamp":1689625696,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:28:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I'm sorry to be such an omnishambles","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10523"},{"timestamp":1689625746,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:29:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Happy to come with or not come with, depending on whether it'd be useful or whether you want solitude (I won't take offence either way, I want solitude plenty of the time - I'm not offering so I can get my hands on the stuff sooner, just out of a feeling that I ought to help at least, and maybe you might want to head on somewhere else and not straight home yourself etc etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10524"},{"timestamp":1689625760,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:29:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol, halfway to war and peace","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10525"},{"timestamp":1689625851,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:30:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I don’t mind, but if you’re feeling tired definitely don’t feel you should haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10526"},{"timestamp":1689625859,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:30:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol Alex is so loopy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10527"},{"timestamp":1689625867,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:31:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does that second lock work","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10528"},{"timestamp":1689625873,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:31:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10529","attachments":["static/photos/9e4c653a-2d79-4219-92fd-9238d4f263bf.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689625876,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:31:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m easy! Genuinely up for coming or not coming, whichever you prefer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10530"},{"timestamp":1689625900,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:31:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wouldn’t mind a walk but also very happy to hang around","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10531"},{"timestamp":1689625953,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:32:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> rushed up there\n\nHopefully not his ass???????","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10532"},{"timestamp":1689625992,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:33:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I think im gonna die of laughter at how it reads when you imagine that’s what he means","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10533"},{"timestamp":1689626029,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:33:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes his ass 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10534"},{"timestamp":1689626072,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:34:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait are you serious? That’s what he means? Dear god these messages are quite something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10535"},{"timestamp":1689626092,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:34:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no pudeur but I take your point about it being a bit sickmaking somehow","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10536"},{"timestamp":1689626148,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:35:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lemme know about Waitrose","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10537"},{"timestamp":1689626159,"iso":"2023-07-17T21:35:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Literally up for either, no preference whatsoever that I can think of","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10538"},{"timestamp":1689629541,"iso":"2023-07-17T22:32:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10539","attachments":["static/photos/54b90dad-8942-4128-8d55-7e8e9d50198f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689629793,"iso":"2023-07-17T22:36:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10540","attachments":["static/photos/53a5b19b-e9ee-47c7-a693-4fc064fac944.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689630852,"iso":"2023-07-17T22:54:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bill to self: Juul pods, Purina tins, Purina red fishy bags, biscuits","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10541"},{"timestamp":1689631032,"iso":"2023-07-17T22:57:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10542","attachments":["static/photos/60e11f6b-fb15-4843-9acd-bb8b6decb550.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689631042,"iso":"2023-07-17T22:57:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quite sad really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10543"},{"timestamp":1689631130,"iso":"2023-07-17T22:58:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Najibullah was no saint, he was a pretty brutal chief of the secret police who became a pretty ruthless leader (tho not to say he wasn’t a good or benign one) - but at least he went down with his ship","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10544"},{"timestamp":1689631255,"iso":"2023-07-17T23:00:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, page on Cossack betrayal that I mentioned: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repatriation_of_Cossacks_after_World_War_II","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10545"},{"timestamp":1689631501,"iso":"2023-07-17T23:05:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10546","attachments":["static/photos/73714711-9b72-4e3a-96a6-9d9c320d5255.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689682969,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:22:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is that you at the door?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10547"},{"timestamp":1689682978,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:22:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10548"},{"timestamp":1689682981,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:23:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Someone is ringing very persistently but not picking up the phone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10549"},{"timestamp":1689682985,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:23:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or the entryphone or whatever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10550"},{"timestamp":1689682997,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:23:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorta suspect Slape since he’s just messaged but idk if I can be bothered to go check","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10551"},{"timestamp":1689683002,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:23:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You’re not expecting anyone or anything right?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10552"},{"timestamp":1689683026,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:23:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not expecting anyone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10553"},{"timestamp":1689683036,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:23:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool, will ignore then 👌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10554"},{"timestamp":1689683038,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:23:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I’d I was im sure they’d call","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10555"},{"timestamp":1689683051,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:24:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Alex would\nKnow the first door is open","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10556"},{"timestamp":1689683056,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:24:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So we can rule him out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10557"},{"timestamp":1689683061,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:24:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perfect, thanks - will let you know if situation develops!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10558"},{"timestamp":1689683066,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:24:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho would he?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10559"},{"timestamp":1689683070,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:24:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe it’s Liam Rhys","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10560"},{"timestamp":1689683184,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:26:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I left the electrician this morning, although he seemed pretty sure that he’d have fixed and would t need to come back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10561"},{"timestamp":1689683214,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:26:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, weird… Does he have your number or mine? I’m sure he could get in touch","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10562"},{"timestamp":1689683221,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:27:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are they not speaking on the entry phone? The electrician did this morning hmm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10563"},{"timestamp":1689683222,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:27:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll keep my phone on loud","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10564"},{"timestamp":1689683232,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:27:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah I’ve just messaged him to make sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10565"},{"timestamp":1689683237,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:27:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nope they’re not, which is why I suspected Slape or Liam-Rhys or some other personal aggro thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10566"},{"timestamp":1689683245,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:27:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just one tick so not sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10567"},{"timestamp":1689683245,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:27:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah thanks! 🙏🏻 sorry to disturb","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10568"},{"timestamp":1689683270,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:27:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you see out the window?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10569"},{"timestamp":1689683552,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:32:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10570"},{"timestamp":1689683615,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:33:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Strange! I’ll take a look but they’ve not been ringing for a while, so I suspect they’ve gone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10571"},{"timestamp":1689683628,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:33:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank god the door is so heavy, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10572"},{"timestamp":1689683641,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:34:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll double check that the front door is double locked","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10573"},{"timestamp":1689683676,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:34:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yes, probably Liam Ryes then 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10574"},{"timestamp":1689683734,"iso":"2023-07-18T13:35:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Surprised all that domestic abuse didn’t do anything for his core body strength! Maybe he skipped leg day 🤷‍♀️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10575"},{"timestamp":1689712366,"iso":"2023-07-18T21:32:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10576","attachments":["static/photos/cc802101-31c9-4f9b-9f3c-bd0dcbdad1a3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689714866,"iso":"2023-07-18T22:14:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10577","attachments":["static/photos/51539e89-d5f6-4b89-8878-46c59489dc1c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689715131,"iso":"2023-07-18T22:18:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10578","attachments":["static/photos/fc032d99-2572-4b9b-8173-b34e98a44dc4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689715551,"iso":"2023-07-18T22:25:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/GL-ZoNhUFmc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10579"},{"timestamp":1689715638,"iso":"2023-07-18T22:27:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10580","attachments":["static/photos/17c7296e-050c-4a72-b442-b6b07be1bec9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689717691,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:01:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10581","attachments":["static/photos/fa16499b-5f6e-4dcf-a42a-c7cc9050a515.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689717704,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:01:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Can’t hear anything” as in through the AirPods I mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10582"},{"timestamp":1689718011,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:06:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha what surprise lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10583"},{"timestamp":1689718144,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it just sounded like you were panicking about something, presumably on the phone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10584"},{"timestamp":1689718154,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And at exactly the same moment that I put the AirPods in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10585"},{"timestamp":1689718161,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I figured it might’ve popped up on your phone or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10586"},{"timestamp":1689718171,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But maybe just coincidental timing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10587"},{"timestamp":1689718179,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha no, I can’t remember what it was","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10588"},{"timestamp":1689718181,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I once played porn through someone’s AirPods or something like that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10589"},{"timestamp":1689718187,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or AirPlay lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10590"},{"timestamp":1689718190,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But not that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10591"},{"timestamp":1689718191,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10592"},{"timestamp":1689718195,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:09:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have a distant repressed memory of something like that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10593"},{"timestamp":1689718210,"iso":"2023-07-18T23:10:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no probably not while (it sounded like) on the phone haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10594"},{"timestamp":1689755793,"iso":"2023-07-19T09:36:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did Alex ask you if he could sleep on the sofa?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10595"},{"timestamp":1689759200,"iso":"2023-07-19T10:33:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh also, does tomorrow or Friday work, to go to Goodge st? It’s just a suggestion, but really take as long as you need 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10596"},{"timestamp":1689766356,"iso":"2023-07-19T12:32:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, that’s news to me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10597"},{"timestamp":1689766406,"iso":"2023-07-19T12:33:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit let me send the contract now and check with my aunt but I can’t see why not, and I’d meant to go this week - I can’t believe how quickly three days have passed","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10598"},{"timestamp":1689767660,"iso":"2023-07-19T12:54:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha sure! There’s really no rush at all, take as long as you want.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10599"},{"timestamp":1689767686,"iso":"2023-07-19T12:54:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God I need to get those keys back pronto","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10600"},{"timestamp":1689791283,"iso":"2023-07-19T19:28:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, contract almost done but I'm thinking something like this, just for advance notice:\n\n> Damien and Sam agree to the below.\n\n> Sam agrees to sublease 97D New Bond St ('the flat') to Damien for £2300pcm payable on the 16th for 3 months, i.e. 16/7/23, 16/8/23, and 16/9/23. \n\n> Damien agrees to compensate Sam for any deposit deductions arising from damage within this time. Damien and Sam stipulate that no damage has occurred as of July 16th except slight staining to the farmost bedroom carpet from spilled cat food.\n\n> If the landlord ends the tenancy by invoking Section 8 of the Housing Act of 1988 under Ground 12 (defined in Schedule 2 as the violation or non-performance of an obligation of the tenancy), and if the only unmet obligation they adduce is the obligation not to sublet (including but not limited to clauses 13.2, 25.1, and 25.2 of the tenancy contract), Damien will no longer be obliged to pay Sam rent, but shall still be obliged to compensate any deposit deductions.\n\n> On October 16th, this agreement is spent, and the positions of both parties return to the status quo ante.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10601"},{"timestamp":1689791341,"iso":"2023-07-19T19:29:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry I increased the rent there, haha - I'll correct that, that was sloppiness and not skulduggery!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10602"},{"timestamp":1689791425,"iso":"2023-07-19T19:30:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ The Section 8 paragraph is now strictly redundant, I think, since if we structure it as a lease then it's automatically void if you're unable to occupy the flat, but I'm putting it in there anyway because it doesn't hurt and it would feel dodgy/suss to do otherwise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10603"},{"timestamp":1689791551,"iso":"2023-07-19T19:32:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Looks good to me 🙌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10604"},{"timestamp":1689791574,"iso":"2023-07-19T19:32:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How do you mean","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10605"},{"timestamp":1689791592,"iso":"2023-07-19T19:33:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry, I don’t follow the last point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10606"},{"timestamp":1689791594,"iso":"2023-07-19T19:33:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nice! I’ll go over it but hopefully this is basically something we can sign","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10607"},{"timestamp":1689791611,"iso":"2023-07-19T19:33:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean that it’s just stating what would be the case either way - it has no effect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10608"},{"timestamp":1689791682,"iso":"2023-07-19T19:34:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But it also doesn’t do any harm, and it gives us some confidence, eg in case the govt passes another Interpretation Act or a judge creates some precedent so that’s no longer implicitly construed into contracts etc etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10609"},{"timestamp":1689804839,"iso":"2023-07-19T23:13:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Here’s £10.00 to use on Gopuff, just cuz I love you. Get your daily essentials, delivered free in minutes! Register here \nhttps://www.gopuff.com/user-registration?coupon_code=GOZVNMWWYX&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=referral&utm_source=share&utm_campaign=co_gb%7cbt_referral%7cch_referral%7cv_share%7cin_%7cgt_country%7cgl_gb%7cce_%7c","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10610"},{"timestamp":1689806368,"iso":"2023-07-19T23:39:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I think this can be the final version:\n\nSam agrees to sublet 97D New Bond St ('the flat') to Damien for £2275 per month for three months, in advance, on the 16th, i.e. 16/7/23, 16/8/23, 16/9/23. The total due is £6,875. Each day’s prorated rent is to be calculated as £2,275 divided by the number of days in that rent month.\n\nDamien agrees to compensate Sam for any deposit deductions arising from damage within this time. Damien warrants that no damages have been done except some damage to the carpet of the second bedroom from some cat food.\n\nIf the landlord ends the tenancy under Ground 12 of Section 8 of the Housing Act of 1988, i.e. non-performance, and if the only unmet obligation they cite is the obligation not to sublet (inc. but not lim. to clauses 13.2, 25.1, and 25.2), Damien won't owe rent for any days after the actual date of eviction.\n\nThis contract is completed on October 16th 2023, whereupon both parties return to the status quo ante. This is intended to be governed by English law. This represents the entire agreement between the parties, supersedes all prior agreements whether express or implied, and should be read in isolation having reference to only the usual English meanings of its words.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10611"},{"timestamp":1689806466,"iso":"2023-07-19T23:41:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘In advance’ as opposed to in arrears - ie you’re paying for the month ahead, not the month just past. No implication of paying up front, as hopefully is clear enough from the dates!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10612"},{"timestamp":1689809972,"iso":"2023-07-20T00:39:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just for context, he’s been both agressive and passive agressive to me all evening, and I knew he would behave like this over the keys, some power play about making it a nightmare to get back, like I’ve watched him do with multiple other people. Please do not give him yours, because I do not trust him to not get a second pair cut tomorrow. Coming uninvited and crashing on the sofa is one thing, but being belligerent and refusing to give my keys back is another.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10613"},{"timestamp":1689810007,"iso":"2023-07-20T00:40:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me go other this in the morning and I’ll sign it then.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10614"},{"timestamp":1689812657,"iso":"2023-07-20T01:24:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I haven’t given him my keys, nope. No rush on the contract, tho obv I can’t move till it’s signed. Anything you can do at all on the money front that would simplify things (ie realistically monthly payments) would be much appreciated! Obviously we knock off £75 for each of these days that I’ve been here, so (a) I’m incentivised to get on with it, and (b) that’s hopefully a slightly smaller burden.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10615"},{"timestamp":1689864058,"iso":"2023-07-20T15:40:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just realised you might not get notifications for emails. I’ve emailed you a final proposed contract, which I’ve signed. If you’re happy with it, send a signed reply to confirm you agree, and then we’re good to go. And indeed (once paid) I’m good to go!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10616"},{"timestamp":1689875449,"iso":"2023-07-20T18:50:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, is there any chance you’d be able to get any Juul pods? And knock it off the total payment? Sorry, I’m literally dead broke for the next nearly-week (till next redundancy payment) or I suppose until our deal tomorrow. No obligation to get them, sorry to ask, I just am in a spiral and somehow the lowest-energy people to ask are those I’m already talking to (you, Alex, etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10617"},{"timestamp":1689875493,"iso":"2023-07-20T18:51:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also it just occurred to me that I have a right to collect 1/3 of the cleaning money from Kieran","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10618"},{"timestamp":1689875526,"iso":"2023-07-20T18:52:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might securitise that debt obligation and auction it off between you and Alex","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10619"},{"timestamp":1689875574,"iso":"2023-07-20T18:52:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wonder if the bidding will exceed the face value of the debt 😈","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10620"},{"timestamp":1689875686,"iso":"2023-07-20T18:54:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m mostly kidding but I might see if either you or Alex wants to buy that debt for a tenner or something, since I’m lazy and you both hate Kieran and you seemed up for doing it to that old landlord of mine, haha) ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10621"},{"timestamp":1689875785,"iso":"2023-07-20T18:56:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I need to get back to work, Christ, it’s pathological how much work I’ll do to scrabble together £5 that I could make in like 2 minutes by doing my job that I enjoy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10622"},{"timestamp":1689875833,"iso":"2023-07-20T18:57:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol wait 2 secs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10623"},{"timestamp":1689875842,"iso":"2023-07-20T18:57:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m walking up the stairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10624"},{"timestamp":1689875874,"iso":"2023-07-20T18:57:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh haha sorry, no worries then! I’m surprised how well I’m handling the nicotine withdrawals (none today and barely any yesterday either)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10625"},{"timestamp":1689878848,"iso":"2023-07-20T19:47:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_Plenty_of_Room_at_the_Bottom","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10626"},{"timestamp":1689879672,"iso":"2023-07-20T20:01:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10627","attachments":["static/photos/c65440b9-b18f-4b4f-9157-65cf529b7066.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689879731,"iso":"2023-07-20T20:02:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10628","attachments":["static/photos/5e2cff9a-95f6-4fbf-aa6d-055bb08a4574.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689879731,"iso":"2023-07-20T20:02:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10629","attachments":["static/photos/a96db843-e777-45ab-8053-ba887a267f1d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689880441,"iso":"2023-07-20T20:14:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/4WnNL67PEKU","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10630"},{"timestamp":1689880652,"iso":"2023-07-20T20:17:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, gimme 30 secs for my phone to charge (or of course feel free to go without me, no need to wait)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10631"},{"timestamp":1689880663,"iso":"2023-07-20T20:17:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘Gimme’ maybe not super polite wording","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10632"},{"timestamp":1689880671,"iso":"2023-07-20T20:17:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Brain a bit beyond MOT rn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10633"},{"timestamp":1689880905,"iso":"2023-07-20T20:21:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok prob good to go whenever you are - I’m on 20% at least","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10634"},{"timestamp":1689885472,"iso":"2023-07-20T21:37:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t suppose, on the off chance that they have Tenzing, that you’d be able to grab me one, and count it against the rent amount? I probably shouldn’t ask, I’m just craving one for some reason - probably they put crack in them or something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10635"},{"timestamp":1689885489,"iso":"2023-07-20T21:38:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But not an important request and realistically I can just have tea","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10636"},{"timestamp":1689893147,"iso":"2023-07-20T23:45:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t live in fantasyland, I just think I had I don’t know what it was. I think I just lost my shit. I think I was suddenly abandoned by what I thought was my partner, but okay, then the police said I was a victim of domestic abuse and I’m still quite confused by the definition of that actually I’m having my lawyers look over everything because I’m very confused. Is that really fully what it was or are they trying to just get someone I don’t really know what they’re trying to do, look you’ve got the case number look into it I don’t know anymore and I think it’s not. I think I genuinely did I was under so much pressure to work okay I’ll working for all Mer by Kylian and Tom ford all the fucking brands, and I’m working for billion company and they’re cutting staff and then okay then suddenly I have to be the marketing manager across three brands I can’t and I wasn’t fucking coping okay and I think my mind I don’t know what went through my mind, but clearly my mind was just exploding and it just did I think it’s exploded I couldn’t deal with the workload Estee Lauder I just said this is insanity I said I don’t know to my boss how I can cope with this, and he said that we’re gonna lose more people than I said so you’re gonna stretch me even thinner. That’s why I had to escape.\n\nLiens he just packed up and left and left a note on the table, but that’s a different thing. I think I just had a bad time I feel embarrassed I feel awful I think if you heard the tone of my voice, you don’t understand how it’s what I think it’s been rough I’m literally my whole life‘s been turned upside down spaces six weeks I wouldn’t even maybe even this. This is a fucked up situation but police thing though I’m not lying about that did I have a privilege childhood? Yes was a probably over educated yes but okay, my parents did whatever they thought was right with me. Do I take the money no I forge my own life in London I took my father‘s money once and he held it over my head for every time and have a drink I have one I gave Alexander XYZ ha ha ha ha ha that’s what he would say yeah it’s why I stay away from them. No they’ve got the money but I don’t want the money I’m sorry I’m just I don’t know I think I just genuinely just snapped fine I’m sorting it yeah I’m just trying to rebuild. Everything know everything from the ground up, I did fuck up I’m sorry for that. I genuinely do apologise I don’t know what the fuck went through my head I don’t know if it was because I was drunk out my face okay I did have to go to hospital and yes I did have a couple of MRI and CT scans and things, and I’m thing that you know having smoked 30,000 cigarettes so I do get a bit panicked every time I hear that there’s a lump or something and then I immediately think I’m dying it’s probably been me being a hypochondriac","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10637"},{"timestamp":1689893181,"iso":"2023-07-20T23:46:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10638","attachments":["static/photos/39651c02-0006-473d-af3d-dcf60f1bb222.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689894228,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:03:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit, is there any chance I could borrow £10 ahead of the rent thingie? I’m craving a Tenzing and some biscuit-y thingies. It’s a shitty non-important reason and I’m really sorry to ask, and feel free to say no if it’s just too much bother. And please do knock off the Juul pods and the Waitrose shop the other day, or I’ll send it back to you either way.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10639"},{"timestamp":1689894248,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:04:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahh yes not at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10640"},{"timestamp":1689894251,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:04:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll send it now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10641"},{"timestamp":1689894251,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:04:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I shouldn’t be such a financial mess - sorry!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10642"},{"timestamp":1689894268,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:04:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh do you want some bread?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10643"},{"timestamp":1689894278,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:04:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can fry you up some - or in the morning otherwise","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10644"},{"timestamp":1689894332,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:05:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh the morning would be best I’m stuffed. Thank you though.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10645"},{"timestamp":1689894355,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:05:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs! I’ll do a bunch then! And really sorry, I realise this is such a scroungey uncomfortable thing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10646"},{"timestamp":1689894395,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:06:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahahaha I know I always do it, with you and your pipe 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10647"},{"timestamp":1689894398,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:06:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10648","attachments":["static/photos/203eca4f-6717-4654-bc88-374d2b3bba10.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689894402,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:06:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are your bank details again?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10649"},{"timestamp":1689894405,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:06:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10650"},{"timestamp":1689894413,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:06:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"monzo.me/s","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10651"},{"timestamp":1689894414,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:06:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If easy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10652"},{"timestamp":1689894427,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:07:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Otherwise one sec I’ll grab the SWIFT deets","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10653"},{"timestamp":1689894449,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:07:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Name: Samuel William Howard Robinson-Adams\nBank: Monzo Bank\nAccount number: 16068982\nSort code: 04-00-04\nBIC: MONZGB2L\nBank address: Broadwalk House, 5 Appold St, London, EC2A 2AG, United Kingdom\nIBAN: GB05 MONZ 0400 0416 0689 82","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10654"},{"timestamp":1689894498,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:08:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, thank you, much much much obliged and appreciated and I’ll try to get you something or other (I’m now a coupon expert and intimately acquainted with the prices on the various apps, which I’d never really looked at before, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10655"},{"timestamp":1689894712,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:11:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah the elusive Monzo joint account","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10656"},{"timestamp":1689894715,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:11:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10657","attachments":["static/photos/6c518554-9a52-4b97-8c1e-08cf7edf7c4f.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689894733,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:12:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is ‘T’ the reference? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10658"},{"timestamp":1689894751,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:12:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit also thank you of course","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10659"},{"timestamp":1689894756,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:12:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god ahhaa. Back when Tim siding trust my spending habits 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10660"},{"timestamp":1689894768,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:12:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And thanks to Tim! I’ll have to write a thank you note!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10661"},{"timestamp":1689894771,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:12:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"T for Tenzing haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10662"},{"timestamp":1689894775,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:12:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhhhhh I see haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10663"},{"timestamp":1689894799,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:13:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ honestly I respect the whole thank you note thing - we should all write more nice Google reviews of nice places","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10664"},{"timestamp":1689894807,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:13:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gonna be my July 21 resolution","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10665"},{"timestamp":1689894823,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:13:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway sleep well! ✌️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10666"},{"timestamp":1689896126,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:35:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10667","attachments":["static/photos/2f4911b1-cb0f-4325-adcc-edee73cec683.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689896151,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:35:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, please excuse and forgive me on the grounds of hypotenzingemia - I know I’m really pushing the envelope of politeness/manners here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10668"},{"timestamp":1689896187,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:36:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Basically I’m just chancing it and being a bit of a sleazebag and I have no expectation, either in the objective or the subjective sense","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10669"},{"timestamp":1689896205,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:36:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you! Shit, I’m sorry for all this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10670"},{"timestamp":1689896211,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:36:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Last night tho!!! Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10671"},{"timestamp":1689896217,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:36:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will order immediately","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10672"},{"timestamp":1689896225,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:37:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh don’t be sorry at all haha it happened me all the time haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10673"},{"timestamp":1689896391,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:39:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10674","attachments":["static/photos/28fcdf39-6808-448b-8e05-3d5706d92208.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689896400,"iso":"2023-07-21T00:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway thank you and slape well!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10675"},{"timestamp":1689946602,"iso":"2023-07-21T14:36:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You deleted this message.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10676"},{"timestamp":1689946854,"iso":"2023-07-21T14:40:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How’s Martin and all that, incidentally?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10677"},{"timestamp":1689946861,"iso":"2023-07-21T14:41:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m gonna _try_ to be off in time to get a haircut at M. de Toppeurs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10678"},{"timestamp":1689947284,"iso":"2023-07-21T14:48:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be back in less than 20 and sign the contract and send the monies","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10679"},{"timestamp":1689947293,"iso":"2023-07-21T14:48:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you need a hand with cats?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10680"},{"timestamp":1689949602,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:26:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, sorry! No need to send the money till I’ve left, really, and I quite understand if you don’t want to! I think it’s best for both of us to be mutually cautious","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10681"},{"timestamp":1689949619,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:26:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also how much shall I send?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10682"},{"timestamp":1689949622,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:27:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Nothing personal, certainly not about myself, haha, but it’s good practice)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10683"},{"timestamp":1689949626,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:27:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, was about to say","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10684"},{"timestamp":1689949663,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:27:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just trying to work it out.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10685"},{"timestamp":1689949667,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:27:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gimme 2 mins to work out, but it’s £75 for each day from the 16th inclusive and counting today (which buys me up until midnight)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10686"},{"timestamp":1689949703,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:28:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Fab, lmk and I’ll book a cleaner x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10687"},{"timestamp":1689949712,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:28:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But then it’s net of Juul pods £5, Tenzing money (the one thing I forgot is fucking Tenzing) of £20 (£10 x2), Waitrose shop (tenner or so?), and possibly more","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10688"},{"timestamp":1689949736,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:28:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think there is more, I’m just trying to remember","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10689"},{"timestamp":1689949747,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:29:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are more deductions I mean, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10690"},{"timestamp":1689949775,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:29:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha please forget these, it will make me feel better for scrounging a puff, here and there 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10691"},{"timestamp":1689949813,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:30:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, remove the Juul pods or Waitrose shop at the very least, but I’ll send back the £20 regardless because I expressly borrowed it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10692"},{"timestamp":1689949963,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:32:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10693","attachments":["static/photos/3e4b4bee-cd87-498b-a718-bc1ba3d8187d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689949964,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:32:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10694","attachments":["static/photos/e82aa6e8-b019-4d6b-bc03-560583f5c9cf.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1689950037,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:33:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Awww, how sweet x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10695"},{"timestamp":1689950113,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:35:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is slightly tangential, but when I make my millions I’m going to spend it on buying and forgiving people’s debts","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10696"},{"timestamp":1689950125,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:35:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should suggest that to Phil and my other guilty rich friends actually","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10697"},{"timestamp":1689950178,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:36:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Back when I was paid, we had a slight online hobby of helping out on r/assistance - better done in pairs/groups)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10698"},{"timestamp":1689950266,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:37:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just because these old debts often go for pennies on the pound, and for £1k you could probably acquire 50-100 £1k loan debts, but that sort of ‘bad’ payday loan debt is exactly the sort that creates the worst human suffering and anguish, and attracts the worst and most aggressive collections agencies to (otherwise) buy it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10699"},{"timestamp":1689950356,"iso":"2023-07-21T15:39:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can’t stand that John Oliver guy, but the one very cool thing he did (in my book at least) was exactly that: https://youtu.be/hxUAntt1z2c\n(Relevant bit at end, tho whole thing worth watching imo, if you can suffer through his supposed comedy)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10700"},{"timestamp":1689958610,"iso":"2023-07-21T17:56:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just waiting for my aunt to confirm and then will head off - may not be able to take desk today but can fold up and put in attic, or else can probably take in another cab… Is Martin planning to stay tonight? I can always take more time and move more stuff - it’s a bit of a toss up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10701"},{"timestamp":1689958643,"iso":"2023-07-21T17:57:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For my aunt to confirm timing etc, not the actual move, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10702"},{"timestamp":1689960189,"iso":"2023-07-21T18:23:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agreement_in_English_law","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10703"},{"timestamp":1689960312,"iso":"2023-07-21T18:25:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"((2275*3)-375)/3","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10704"},{"timestamp":1689962394,"iso":"2023-07-21T18:59:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know if you need a hand x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10705"},{"timestamp":1689963421,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:17:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just trying to coordinate timing still! Won’t be long hopefully!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10706"},{"timestamp":1689965113,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:45:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, bit of a disaster, my aunt and Ollie and I misunderstood each other and the flat is not available for another week. I’ve found somewhere on Airbnb that should do me for the next week and then I can move, but my head is melting slightly and I think I’m gonna have a glass of water and some drugs first. You're welcome to join. Shouldn’t affect you but I just need to gather my wits a bit and figure out the logistics!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10707"},{"timestamp":1689965179,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:46:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God, I knew there was a twist in store","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10708"},{"timestamp":1689965186,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:46:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no sweetie you poor thing. Shall I speak to Martin?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10709"},{"timestamp":1689965194,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:46:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway feel free to have some drugs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10710"},{"timestamp":1689965198,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:46:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10711"},{"timestamp":1689965200,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:46:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Airbnb may be quite expensive x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10712"},{"timestamp":1689965208,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:46:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry about this - nah by chance there’s a very good airbnb","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10713"},{"timestamp":1689965212,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:46:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll send it, one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10714"},{"timestamp":1689965222,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:47:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There’s also a hilariously grim one nearby which I’ll show you for comedy value","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10715"},{"timestamp":1689965269,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:47:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you have a moment? I think it should all be fine but I just need to spell it out to myself and figure out any potential hiccups","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10716"},{"timestamp":1689965289,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:48:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes I’m just out on a walk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10717"},{"timestamp":1689965295,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:48:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I have to show someone this grim Airbnb haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10718"},{"timestamp":1689965310,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:48:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shan’t be long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10719"},{"timestamp":1689965334,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:48:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhh no worries! I’ll try to figure it out - only potential risk is leaving more stuff in the attic for a tiny bit longer if I go with the airbnb route","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10720"},{"timestamp":1689965382,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:49:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will also check with Freddie about his Fulham house, and the Goodge st neighbour in case she potentially knows anywhere (actually I think the flat across from her was being run as an airbnb, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10721"},{"timestamp":1689965547,"iso":"2023-07-21T19:52:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will also check with neighbour about flat 6 actually - maybe I could just switch flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10722"},{"timestamp":1689966033,"iso":"2023-07-21T20:00:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol I got a bit distracted watching babs insta live 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10723"},{"timestamp":1689966045,"iso":"2023-07-21T20:00:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you need anything from wiatrose?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10724"},{"timestamp":1689966080,"iso":"2023-07-21T20:01:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No thanks! All good! Much appreciated tho","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10725"},{"timestamp":1689966103,"iso":"2023-07-21T20:01:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait no shit maybe an energy drink if that’s ok","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10726"},{"timestamp":1689966115,"iso":"2023-07-21T20:01:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll send you £ (your £ I know but still)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10727"},{"timestamp":1689966152,"iso":"2023-07-21T20:02:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://pay.monzo.com/#HSYLW1iV3Mmkyb1TwfP-ld6MonWX5JXlTiamjtfFricPz6I8UBdL5T2i8g%3D%3D","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10728"},{"timestamp":1689969543,"iso":"2023-07-21T20:59:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://abnb.me/rb7zuH9FCBb","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10729"},{"timestamp":1689969796,"iso":"2023-07-21T21:03:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://abnb.me/YVaBvAsGCBb","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10730"},{"timestamp":1689979909,"iso":"2023-07-21T23:51:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh the one really serious request I have (I know it’s prob not one I’m entitled to make but oh well) is… there’s a blue Amiri t-shirt in my chest of drawers. It’s the thing I wore when first meeting Louis. I haven’t really worn it since, but it’s the one thing whose loss would devastate me. (I think I said similar to you after Bloody Sunday, but no one ever believes me. Slape is still trying to get at me with my drug use, which is like … what can I say, I guess I’m meant to be deeply sensitive to this, but that just ain’t me. Louis, and that half-year of my life, is the alpha and omega, it’s my Rosebud.)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10731"},{"timestamp":1689979959,"iso":"2023-07-21T23:52:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, long rambly message, emotional to think about - but tldr: I’d sooner you threw out everything else and kept that than vice versa 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10732"},{"timestamp":1689980366,"iso":"2023-07-21T23:59:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wouldn’t dream of it, I won’t throw anything away don’t worry 😉","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10733"},{"timestamp":1689990574,"iso":"2023-07-22T02:49:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, thank you! I’ve had a great first night, it’s lovely around here 🥰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10734"},{"timestamp":1690014905,"iso":"2023-07-22T09:35:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t suppose you remember what Airbnb charges, off the top of your head? I love the vibe here and I’m considering what sort of offer I could make to stay here continually","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10735"},{"timestamp":1690015416,"iso":"2023-07-22T09:43:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh my god the Tesco here is so so good","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10736"},{"timestamp":1690016001,"iso":"2023-07-22T09:53:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You reckon I could get it from 95/night to 50/night, between avoiding Airbnb fees and 3-month limits and also providing the certainty of permanent tenancy? 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10737"},{"timestamp":1690016082,"iso":"2023-07-22T09:54:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10738","attachments":["static/photos/68a29d76-a4ef-41c5-8060-bff14e6ba960.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690027457,"iso":"2023-07-22T13:04:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think you absolutely could, I think it’s a matter of just asking the landlord","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10739"},{"timestamp":1690027478,"iso":"2023-07-22T13:04:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"3% to the host","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10740"},{"timestamp":1690027491,"iso":"2023-07-22T13:04:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And 15% for the guest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10741"},{"timestamp":1690033573,"iso":"2023-07-22T14:46:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10742","attachments":["static/photos/10f4dc22-1ba8-4325-927e-9cc05ed1238c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690033574,"iso":"2023-07-22T14:46:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10743","attachments":["static/photos/e61b18ba-465e-439c-b738-63d5eb977d0d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690033821,"iso":"2023-07-22T14:50:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Awww! Shall I come see them? I just realised I left you with (almost? iirc) no cat food, no litter, etc, which is quite shitty considering even what little food remains is food you bought… I’m guessing Martin hasn’t come yet, by the look of the room? Also, I probably could have them here if it were easier. I’ll have to eventually. Not sure what I’ll do tomorrow - I guess I’ll book more days here, but not sure when to bite the bullet and just start negotiating with him privately. How the fuck does one get the landlord’s off-platform contact details (ie his number) when they don’t leave them in the flat?? Steganography maybe???","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10744"},{"timestamp":1690039682,"iso":"2023-07-22T16:28:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This message was deleted.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10745"},{"timestamp":1690039871,"iso":"2023-07-22T16:31:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes feel free to come whenever, this awful cleaner I think scared them abit when she was shuing them out of the way 🫠. I’m about to send her home haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10746"},{"timestamp":1690039894,"iso":"2023-07-22T16:31:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh nah that’s fine, they’ll be fine, they’re usually more scared of the hoover anyway!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10747"},{"timestamp":1690039910,"iso":"2023-07-22T16:31:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think negotiating with them privately is the best way to do it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10748"},{"timestamp":1690039933,"iso":"2023-07-22T16:32:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And let me know when is best! Otherwise I might come after getting a haircut, ie prob 7 or so? (I can be more precise if helpful!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10749"},{"timestamp":1690040053,"iso":"2023-07-22T16:34:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10750","attachments":["static/photos/46e90695-fe31-404a-a51a-5513c66c9b77.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690040259,"iso":"2023-07-22T16:37:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Something about the juxtaposition of (a) that man’s photo, next to (b) his very detailed and thoughtful commentary on the art of hairdressing, replete with a command of trichological vocabulary fit for a St John’s Wood yummy mummy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10751"},{"timestamp":1690040405,"iso":"2023-07-22T16:40:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“I wanted lowlights and a couple of highlights for the sun-kissed look”\n“Taken me years to grow my hair, want to feel confident in a stylist”\n—that man","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10752"},{"timestamp":1690041508,"iso":"2023-07-22T16:58:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Anytime works, although I’ll be out from. 7ish, so I won’t be able to show you were I put all your packed stuff. Although it’s either in the store room\nOr the attic haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10753"},{"timestamp":1690041605,"iso":"2023-07-22T17:00:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"SCREAMING","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10754"},{"timestamp":1690046285,"iso":"2023-07-22T18:18:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me know what time you want come","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10755"},{"timestamp":1690048511,"iso":"2023-07-22T18:55:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh shit, sorry, I fell asleep, it was awful, a nightmare","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10756"},{"timestamp":1690048574,"iso":"2023-07-22T18:56:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How ‘ish’ is 7ish? If it’s cool by you, I might swing by anyway just to see the cats, or perhaps I ought not to (when visiting in Cambridge I did begin to feel I was just disturbing them), but I can at least drop off the food and other supplies downstairs (I’ve got them already, so 🤷‍♀️) ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10757"},{"timestamp":1690048748,"iso":"2023-07-22T18:59:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha he looked like the sorta guy who waters his hair to try to make it grow…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10758"},{"timestamp":1690048836,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:00:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I’ve got some food at waitrose👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10759"},{"timestamp":1690048866,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:01:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Of course come whenever suits, always welcome","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10760"},{"timestamp":1690048901,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:01:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really only draw the line at servicing clients in my bed, short of that I don’t care haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10761"},{"timestamp":1690048991,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:03:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait was it _your_ bed he was proposing to do that in?!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10762"},{"timestamp":1690049011,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:03:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hopefully he and his john would stick to the other half","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10763"},{"timestamp":1690049031,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:03:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think there was some suggestion at my bed being used","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10764"},{"timestamp":1690049036,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:03:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe as a staging area","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10765"},{"timestamp":1690049037,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:03:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Autocorrect please stop capitalising ‘john’, I’m not classy like that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10766"},{"timestamp":1690049049,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:04:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Who knows what the fuck he was thinking 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10767"},{"timestamp":1690049052,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:04:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway yeah maybe Slape could join too!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10768"},{"timestamp":1690049063,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:04:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What or if","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10769"},{"timestamp":1690049187,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:06:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Staging area? This has a slightly different meaning in programming, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10770"},{"timestamp":1690049197,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:06:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Well, I hope it does?!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10771"},{"timestamp":1690049239,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:07:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10772","attachments":["static/photos/1a79a620-6a38-4bdb-b160-6c0ff1add185.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690049239,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:07:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10773","attachments":["static/photos/c18dfa76-079d-47a9-b3d5-5c45fa778a54.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690049299,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:08:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I usually hate that shit about “you can’t possibly consent at [x or y young age], you’re traumatised, you just don’t realise it” - but I don’t know if I can possibly buy that one could enjoy sex with a 26 year old at 8 years old","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10774"},{"timestamp":1690049368,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:09:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not physically impossible I guess, there’s a spectrum of maturity and I imagine there are some extreme outliers at both ends, but I don’t know if it’s within the bounds of plausibility","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10775"},{"timestamp":1690049394,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:09:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway if I head off in 10 mins to arrive at 7:30 or shortly thereafter, would that work? Sorry for the bad timing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10776"},{"timestamp":1690049494,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:11:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’m just hopping into the shower 🚿","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10777"},{"timestamp":1690049522,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:12:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"See you soon x","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10778"},{"timestamp":1690049549,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:12:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perfecto! Not end of world if somehow I get there and you’re still in the shower - don’t change your plans on my account!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10779"},{"timestamp":1690052243,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:57:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I was disorganised and then it’s been a fucking nightmare walking f over there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10780"},{"timestamp":1690052268,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:57:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"These godforsaken fucking people","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10781"},{"timestamp":1690052347,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:59:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maundering in from Kingston upon Thames or Welwyn Garden City or Hatfield Peverel","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10782"},{"timestamp":1690052377,"iso":"2023-07-22T19:59:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Parking at the Park N Ride","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10783"},{"timestamp":1690052438,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:00:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Walking along narrow Soho pavements in the rain in serried rows of three or four","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10784"},{"timestamp":1690052442,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:00:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Huh? I thought you were coming from\nSoho haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10785"},{"timestamp":1690052473,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:01:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As if they were Roman bloody centurions in phalanx formation","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10786"},{"timestamp":1690052504,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:01:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And proceeding to walk at 3 inches an hour","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10787"},{"timestamp":1690052588,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:03:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Making strange yelping vocalisations that sound almost like human language","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10788"},{"timestamp":1690052633,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:03:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just heard one of them say something about ‘pitchers’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10789"},{"timestamp":1690052657,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:04:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I’m talking about these awful people who should be shot","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10790"},{"timestamp":1690052772,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:06:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, god almighty, how hard is it to figure out where you’re fucking well going _before_ embarking on your great pavement-maundering anabasis","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10791"},{"timestamp":1690052951,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:09:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I’m coming upstairs now - I’ll knock, I won’t let myself in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10792"},{"timestamp":1690053006,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:10:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or can let myself in if easier","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10793"},{"timestamp":1690053021,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:10:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just figured it gives you a bit of control - and also really is your right at this point","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10794"},{"timestamp":1690053024,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:10:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yes do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10795"},{"timestamp":1690053030,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:10:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10796"},{"timestamp":1690053034,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:10:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool - one sec, grabbing keys from pocket","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10797"},{"timestamp":1690053036,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:10:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah no need","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10798"},{"timestamp":1690055943,"iso":"2023-07-22T20:59:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Has Martin been taking classes with James Saunders? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10799"},{"timestamp":1690056168,"iso":"2023-07-22T21:02:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah, sorry, not being nasty, I do enjoy talking to him, and it was a good and weirdly thought-provoking question he asked about favourite films! In the end we’re all ridiculous and no one is a write-off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10800"},{"timestamp":1690124148,"iso":"2023-07-23T15:55:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Master classes","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10801"},{"timestamp":1690124481,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:01:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How are you today? I think cats feel are a bit out of sorts with the cats with Martin now being in your room. Will pig is not herself, I’m not sure about Tig, she’s always been weird haha Feel free to come and visit them as you like","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10802"},{"timestamp":1690126214,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:30:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m actually just nearby, I was just at brunch avec mes parents, so I could swing by? I’m not sure I took those keys tho, so only if you’re there and it’s convenient!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10803"},{"timestamp":1690126248,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:30:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohh I’ll be back in like 15","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10804"},{"timestamp":1690126372,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:32:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sounds good! I’ll hang around nearby - I’ve got some cheese twists and tapenade so I can hang out with the other homeless people by the church","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10805"},{"timestamp":1690126416,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:33:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m just being droll with the ‘other’ bit, tho there are lots of homeless people there and I’ve often stopped to chat since we came here)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10806"},{"timestamp":1690126503,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:35:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Indeed weirdly often I’ve made a tribute of cheese twists … to the small extent of my self-knowledge, I think it’s because they look good when I’m at Waitrose, and by about this point in my return journey the shine has worn off)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10807"},{"timestamp":1690127188,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:46:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok I’m outside the flat - sorry, maybe ‘not the done thing’ but it’s so hot outside and I thought I’d catch essexitis","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10808"},{"timestamp":1690127209,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:46:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Assume you’re still out - no rush whatsoever obviously","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10809"},{"timestamp":1690127209,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:46:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be there in 2 mins and just leaving the tube 🚇","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10810"},{"timestamp":1690127247,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:47:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Take as long as you will! You had no idea I was coming - please don’t feel obliged to rush!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10811"},{"timestamp":1690127267,"iso":"2023-07-23T16:47:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, neither of us had any idea I was coming, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10812"},{"timestamp":1690128112,"iso":"2023-07-23T17:01:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10813","attachments":["static/photos/4a6b8f34-88c9-4545-8640-1de37bc86660.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690132076,"iso":"2023-07-23T18:07:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is getting a bit A Beautiful Mind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10814"},{"timestamp":1690132312,"iso":"2023-07-23T18:11:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg what is going on 🫠 ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10815"},{"timestamp":1690135851,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:10:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10816","attachments":["static/photos/355756ca-0623-4001-9ab3-b0937d3bc9c4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690135852,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:10:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10817","attachments":["static/photos/2de3d59e-4c82-4f96-8d90-73672aade1c8.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690135852,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:10:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10818","attachments":["static/photos/adaa7451-2529-4218-a85c-f0edf984650b.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690135889,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:11:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10819","attachments":["static/photos/151630ef-c1c5-442e-a389-d1bc87122448.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690135889,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:11:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10820"},{"timestamp":1690136235,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:17:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit I can order you an Uber back","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10821"},{"timestamp":1690136244,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:17:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, just struck me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10822"},{"timestamp":1690136293,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:18:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No no, the tina was more than enough haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10823"},{"timestamp":1690136324,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:18:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah ok I’m glad, that’s good, I’m glad it came out in the wash, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10824"},{"timestamp":1690136334,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:18:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for all your help!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10825"},{"timestamp":1690136379,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:19:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And for Martin","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10826"},{"timestamp":1690136417,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:20:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’d been saying I had low cortisol levels - so wonderful of you to remember 🥰","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10827"},{"timestamp":1690136427,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:20:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Sorry, joking - was trying to make it sound like a Christmas gift)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10828"},{"timestamp":1690136446,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:20:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But if a crow joke","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10829"},{"timestamp":1690136452,"iso":"2023-07-23T19:20:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bit of a crap joke*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10830"},{"timestamp":1690228096,"iso":"2023-07-24T20:48:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Our father who art in heaven is there ONE FUCKING PERSON capable of walking down Old Compton St in a straight bloody line","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10831"},{"timestamp":1690228750,"iso":"2023-07-24T20:59:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it’s always the fucking Chinese","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10832"},{"timestamp":1690228961,"iso":"2023-07-24T21:02:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Confucius say “torture small animals to death, and for larger ones at least inconvenience them by careering down the pavement with all the grace of a Markov chain with Parkinson’s, staring at your phone with your glassy dead-fish eyes, wholly and entirely insensible of your surroundings”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10833"},{"timestamp":1690244871,"iso":"2023-07-25T01:27:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10834","attachments":["static/photos/ac3e07bb-d7ae-4d5f-8c0a-dde4a42c19f4.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690244945,"iso":"2023-07-25T01:29:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The blanket was at the foot of my bed so I haven’t sat on it, and they should be totally fine","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10835"},{"timestamp":1690275031,"iso":"2023-07-25T09:50:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10836","attachments":["static/photos/33b5e553-76b9-4879-a322-fe21b73dbf8c.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690275032,"iso":"2023-07-25T09:50:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10837","attachments":["static/photos/dc85a103-f36b-453c-80a4-0385e9618400.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690275429,"iso":"2023-07-25T09:57:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10838","attachments":["static/photos/7e8ddc75-f054-4cff-92e2-572c84b408e2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690275429,"iso":"2023-07-25T09:57:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10839","attachments":["static/photos/7fa927f7-904a-482a-9d0a-27ba019913ad.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690287908,"iso":"2023-07-25T13:25:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha the biggest lie on Grindr","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10840"},{"timestamp":1690287944,"iso":"2023-07-25T13:25:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhh thank goodness you found them. Do you mind if I pop by later today to get them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10841"},{"timestamp":1690295590,"iso":"2023-07-25T15:33:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit sorry, no of course do come!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10842"},{"timestamp":1690304712,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:05:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw do you want your keys back? The only use I’d ever have for them is to wait inside to escape sun or rain - but right now I can just walk in without a key 🤷‍♂️ (Or I can get an umbrella!) Also, can update you about flat hunt when you come by, today or whenever, since you have an interest (ie in getting rid of all my baggage!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10843"},{"timestamp":1690304973,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:09:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also also: it dawns on me that I have a load of business ideas for which I‘ll never have ‘world enough and time’, so to speak, or rather money enough and time … so I should pitch some of them to you in case you fancy doing anything with any of them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10844"},{"timestamp":1690305092,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:11:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(By ‘pitch’ I don’t mean anything commercial, I just mean giving you the ideas in case you want to pick them up yourself, not any kind of commercial deal where I’d retain an interest! YC has a list along the same lines: https://www.ycombinator.com/rfs Actually it’s worth a read just for some of the well-informed commentary!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10845"},{"timestamp":1690306880,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:41:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ahhh amazing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10846"},{"timestamp":1690306894,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:41:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you mind if I come by in 15/20","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10847"},{"timestamp":1690306901,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:41:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just finishing the gym","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10848"},{"timestamp":1690306939,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:42:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Any chance you could do 30? Or tbh I can send you the code and you can let yourself in, if you’re in a rush, but I’m just off to Primark super quickly to grab some t-shirts and other sundries","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10849"},{"timestamp":1690306944,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:42:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May well be back in 20 actually","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10850"},{"timestamp":1690306993,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:43:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"30 works perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10851"},{"timestamp":1690307051,"iso":"2023-07-25T18:44:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, awesome, thanks! Or obviously any time thereafter, if 30 is still a rush! Only a lower bound, not an upper bound 👌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10852"},{"timestamp":1690310213,"iso":"2023-07-25T19:36:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I end up living here I am going to murder someone before long","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10853"},{"timestamp":1690310367,"iso":"2023-07-25T19:39:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am I missing something? Is this the home of the Dean St Sanatorium for the Irrecoverably Ambulatorily Retarded? How hard is it to fucking walk down a road? How do these people find their way out of bed each morning? ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10854"},{"timestamp":1690313480,"iso":"2023-07-25T20:31:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling, I have a dinner at 9:30, on dean st","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10855"},{"timestamp":1690313493,"iso":"2023-07-25T20:31:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can I message you after. To see how you’re fixed xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10856"},{"timestamp":1690313558,"iso":"2023-07-25T20:32:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah no worries! I’m here all evening! Probably on meth and working late on an idea I’ve had","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10857"},{"timestamp":1690398059,"iso":"2023-07-26T20:00:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry darling my ohone died when I was at dinner last night 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10858"},{"timestamp":1690398090,"iso":"2023-07-26T20:01:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just at the gym in Soho, are you home, in the next hour or so?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10859"},{"timestamp":1690398577,"iso":"2023-07-26T20:09:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yup, I am! Where’s your gym? I need to get Juul pods anyway, so I’m happy to meet somewhere closer if you’re in a rush or concerned about the rain - but I’m easy!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10860"},{"timestamp":1690398596,"iso":"2023-07-26T20:09:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.511314,-0.135890","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10861"},{"timestamp":1690398600,"iso":"2023-07-26T20:10:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m in no rush","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10862"},{"timestamp":1690398609,"iso":"2023-07-26T20:10:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll message when I’m finished ✅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10863"},{"timestamp":1690398649,"iso":"2023-07-26T20:10:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh pretty close then! I’m very happy to walk down since I need a stroll, but I also don’t want to suggest that you’re not welcome here - genuinely lemme know what suits you best!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10864"},{"timestamp":1690401791,"iso":"2023-07-26T21:03:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just about To leave the gym can be with you In less in 5","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10865"},{"timestamp":1690401797,"iso":"2023-07-26T21:03:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does that work?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10866"},{"timestamp":1690401867,"iso":"2023-07-26T21:04:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah absolutely! See you then!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10867"},{"timestamp":1690402190,"iso":"2023-07-26T21:09:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just downstairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10868"},{"timestamp":1690402220,"iso":"2023-07-26T21:10:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10869"},{"timestamp":1690402222,"iso":"2023-07-26T21:10:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10870"},{"timestamp":1690402224,"iso":"2023-07-26T21:10:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"10 secs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10871"},{"timestamp":1690403519,"iso":"2023-07-26T21:31:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"image omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10872"},{"timestamp":1690404829,"iso":"2023-07-26T21:53:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10873","attachments":["static/photos/65f44f77-90b3-47f5-afca-9478c129f06d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690405795,"iso":"2023-07-26T22:09:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10874","attachments":["static/photos/a2804f34-a738-49f6-9cec-f05dedc931b3.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690487015,"iso":"2023-07-27T20:43:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, so I’ve not heard any more from Martin - honestly it’s a bit concerning and it seems to have crossed into definite mental illness territory even on the strength of this incident alone… I don’t mean chronic illness necessarily but at least a ‘psychic cold’ so to speak… What is to be done??? (Have you heard from him? Does he have keys? This sounds a bit like a story that ends with him being found (or not found) dead…)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10875"},{"timestamp":1690487108,"iso":"2023-07-27T20:45:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10876","attachments":["static/photos/7f6631d1-efbc-43bd-a500-88e1ed065ffe.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690491598,"iso":"2023-07-27T21:59:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes it’s a bit odd. Making friends with a stranger and then going shopping with her in Tesco 🤷🏼‍♂️ He has keys, hopefully he’s home. I might message is long term friend from Bulgaria to get a better understanding of things.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10877"},{"timestamp":1690491604,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:00:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you up\nTo?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10878"},{"timestamp":1690491967,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:06:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bizarre! My hookup guy said it sounded like his old friend (or flatmate or something like that he said) who was bipolar 🤷","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10879"},{"timestamp":1690491973,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:06:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Meth and programming","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10880"},{"timestamp":1690492114,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:08:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhh fab 👌🏻👌🏻 let me know if you want some company haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10881"},{"timestamp":1690492189,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:09:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m happy to go for a stroll or summat - whereabouts are you? I may not hang around super late since I want to get some work done tonight, but it seems a shame not to do something","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10882"},{"timestamp":1690492210,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:10:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes you’re welcome to come by xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10883"},{"timestamp":1690492213,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:10:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God this is why I keep socialising here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10884"},{"timestamp":1690492240,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:10:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Everyone’s always here, and it always ‘seems a shame’ to me not to meet, and wham, before you know it you have a social life and are meeting people","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10885"},{"timestamp":1690492242,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:10:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s awful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10886"},{"timestamp":1690492287,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:11:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you back at _la grotte_? Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10887"},{"timestamp":1690492330,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:12:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Has Martin returned or has he gone off to run around confused in a sunflower field and then be eaten by wild boars or wild dogs in the days that follow, like so many of his compatriots?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10888"},{"timestamp":1690492577,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:16:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha no he’s back 🙏🏻👌🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10889"},{"timestamp":1690492968,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:22:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha well I did mean at some point (whenever possible) to pick up that extra laptop that’s still at the flat, so I could swing by for that - may as well, would make me feel productive","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10890"},{"timestamp":1690492991,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:23:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I can’t promise I’ll be around forever","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10891"},{"timestamp":1690492995,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:23:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh fab","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10892"},{"timestamp":1690493000,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:23:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"See you soon?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10893"},{"timestamp":1690493009,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:23:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Speaking of which, is Martin still planning to join the 27 Club? When does he become eligible?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10894"},{"timestamp":1690493010,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:23:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10895"},{"timestamp":1690493027,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:23:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No he’s perked up a bit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10896"},{"timestamp":1690493028,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:23:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For sure!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10897"},{"timestamp":1690493037,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:23:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not quite sure if that’s a good or a bad thing!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10898"},{"timestamp":1690493042,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:24:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I said you’d be coming to get a laptop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10899"},{"timestamp":1690493051,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:24:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh golly","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10900"},{"timestamp":1690493053,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:24:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And he said “I can give him my laptop “","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10902"},{"timestamp":1690493054,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:24:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10901"},{"timestamp":1690493060,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:24:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh dear","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10903"},{"timestamp":1690493068,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:24:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No it was actually a specific laptop that I had left, haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10904"},{"timestamp":1690493089,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:24:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, only if it’s accessible etc - but I had a little plan for it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10905"},{"timestamp":1690493098,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:24:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10906","attachments":["static/photos/147829cc-2330-41e0-9444-32190ef8e0c9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690493103,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:25:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not appealing for laptops in general","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10907"},{"timestamp":1690493114,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:25:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good god is that a windows laptop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10908"},{"timestamp":1690493122,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:25:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No I don’t live in Bognor Regis","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10909"},{"timestamp":1690493125,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:25:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But thank you!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10910"},{"timestamp":1690493135,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:25:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or thank him, more to the point!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10911"},{"timestamp":1690493186,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:26:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10912","attachments":["static/photos/4b24a092-723a-48e2-9a41-1a96828427be.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690493524,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:32:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10913"},{"timestamp":1690493538,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:32:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can I come and bring your laptop","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10914"},{"timestamp":1690493560,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:32:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Don’t come here haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10915"},{"timestamp":1690493652,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:34:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10916"},{"timestamp":1690493665,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:34:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m quite alarmed rn","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10917"},{"timestamp":1690493674,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:34:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s lost it 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10918"},{"timestamp":1690493852,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:37:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10919"},{"timestamp":1690494019,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:40:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry! Yes absolutely! Or we could meet in the middle!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10920"},{"timestamp":1690494032,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:40:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How’s he lost it? Where’s it gone?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10921"},{"timestamp":1690494246,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:44:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah perfect","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10922"},{"timestamp":1690494256,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:44:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I bring it now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10923"},{"timestamp":1690494379,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:46:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10924"},{"timestamp":1690495197,"iso":"2023-07-27T22:59:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just around the corner","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10925"},{"timestamp":1690495239,"iso":"2023-07-27T23:00:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be with you less that 5 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10926"},{"timestamp":1690495248,"iso":"2023-07-27T23:00:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah perfect! Thanks! I’ll head down","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10927"},{"timestamp":1690495404,"iso":"2023-07-27T23:03:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.511360,-0.135871","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10928"},{"timestamp":1690495545,"iso":"2023-07-27T23:05:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🙌","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10929"},{"timestamp":1690495601,"iso":"2023-07-27T23:06:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just downstairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10930"},{"timestamp":1690495643,"iso":"2023-07-27T23:07:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah cool one sec","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10931"},{"timestamp":1690498567,"iso":"2023-07-27T23:56:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10932","attachments":["static/photos/dd68e72d-9fc5-4bff-b847-0a4b5eb98609.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690500102,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:21:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shit if you get this could I possibly grab the cat toys","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10933"},{"timestamp":1690500129,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:22:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure I want to return to the lion’s den to explain/ask in person, so if you don’t catch this I’ll head off and get them another time","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10934"},{"timestamp":1690500165,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:22:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just heading downstairs because I feel self conscious about loitering on the stairs but will walk back up if you get - no woz if not","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10935"},{"timestamp":1690500171,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:22:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll set them outside the door xx","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10936"},{"timestamp":1690500180,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah amazing thank you","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10937"},{"timestamp":1690500205,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:23:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t have a bag so if it’s enough to require one, and if there’s any chance you have a spare carrier bag, it’d be a huge help","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10938"},{"timestamp":1690500220,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:23:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But not end of world to carry in my arms otherwise - sorry for all the fuss!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10939"},{"timestamp":1690500259,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:24:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah amazing thanks so much!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10940"},{"timestamp":1690500265,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:24:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Got bag, heading off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10941"},{"timestamp":1690500279,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:24:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You’re right, that guy seems lovely and very sane, which is nice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10942"},{"timestamp":1690500430,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:27:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He seemed slightly ill at ease in present company, which I think (in the circumstances) is the sign of a sane and well-adjusted human being, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10943"},{"timestamp":1690500436,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:27:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like my sister and Jamison","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10944"},{"timestamp":1690500666,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:31:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Poor Martin though, he seemed slightly embarrassed and I think maybe he’s aware that his behaviour is a bit strange… If I had to guess, there was probably an imagined crisis that led him to run away, and probably he’d realised it wasn’t veridical, wasn’t true, was the good old gates of ivory, and, having been sure that he’d be vindicated, probably felt some of the embarrassment that millenarian the-end-is-nigh cultists in the US feel when the end turns out not to have been nigh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10945"},{"timestamp":1690500964,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:36:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But poor him, these things can be fucking terrifying. Actually the story that that Reddit comment originated from, the Bulgarian one, is enough to give you the fucking creeps, even when you know full well that it was all in his head: https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/egvdpc/lars_mittank/","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10946"},{"timestamp":1690501764,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:49:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Long story short: German guy goes to Bulgaria, possibly gets in a fight with some tourists and gets hit in the head (this relies on his testimony, so it’s either the genuine cause of his psychosis or it’s just an early symptom); gets gradually worsening delusions about being followed by organised criminals etc; doesn’t take his return flight with his friends but books a later one supposedly because of tinnitus from being hit; goes to see a doctor at the airport before his flight, sees a man in the dr’s office at the sight of whom he runs out of the airport and off into the wilderness that is Bulgaria, and is never seen again","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10947"},{"timestamp":1690501815,"iso":"2023-07-28T00:50:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You will note that several details of this story eerily resemble things that Martin has said","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10948"},{"timestamp":1690523031,"iso":"2023-07-28T06:43:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://youtu.be/aeQOJZ-QzBk","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10949"},{"timestamp":1690523057,"iso":"2023-07-28T06:44:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So great ^","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10950"},{"timestamp":1690525121,"iso":"2023-07-28T07:18:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10951","attachments":["static/photos/15c57ef8-cb81-4a1b-8577-bff94bef83be.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690527328,"iso":"2023-07-28T07:55:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s as if he read the cliff notes hahaa","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10952"},{"timestamp":1690527339,"iso":"2023-07-28T07:55:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you so much 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10953"},{"timestamp":1690527352,"iso":"2023-07-28T07:55:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m going to speak to him now to see how he’s feeling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10954"},{"timestamp":1690527571,"iso":"2023-07-28T07:59:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs! Will pass on to my mum 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10955"},{"timestamp":1690527592,"iso":"2023-07-28T07:59:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10956","attachments":["static/photos/d80ff441-ac5c-439f-a49e-e8979ac53b99.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690527611,"iso":"2023-07-28T08:00:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yeah, I’d be curious to hear what he says!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10957"},{"timestamp":1690533525,"iso":"2023-07-28T09:38:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh god he’s went even more downhill this morning 😵‍💫 I will tell you when I see you. There’s too much. We’re on are way to regents park to pay our respects to someone idk 🤷🏼‍♂️","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10958"},{"timestamp":1690546925,"iso":"2023-07-28T13:22:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"LOL","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10959"},{"timestamp":1690546937,"iso":"2023-07-28T13:22:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good luck!!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10960"},{"timestamp":1690553287,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:08:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Any news? Quomodo est? Worse or just the same? Thoughts on sectioning?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10961"},{"timestamp":1690553308,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:08:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I checked last night, and he absolutely hadn’t sent me any texts that I hadn’t replied to 🤔","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10962"},{"timestamp":1690553311,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:08:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10963","attachments":["static/photos/e125ceb1-c671-4961-8bac-0c7792acc364.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690553381,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:09:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Cyriloff 🤣🤣🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10964"},{"timestamp":1690553422,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:10:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s storming off to Paris, because London is not safe.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10965"},{"timestamp":1690553423,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:10:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry that’s just my instinctive anglicising tendency (like calling Alex’s Eugene … well, Eugene, rather than Evgenii or whatever) haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10966"},{"timestamp":1690553445,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:10:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve told his friend, who’s spoken to his family.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10967"},{"timestamp":1690553452,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:10:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t think there’s much I can do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10968"},{"timestamp":1690553475,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:11:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s not quite a danger to himself or others 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10969"},{"timestamp":1690553551,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:12:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god - I mean, you absolutely could call the NHS / the police / whoever exactly one should call (can check with ma) about having him sectioned, but it’s possible he’s already left","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10970"},{"timestamp":1690553578,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:12:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he’s left the flat he could hypothetically probably be on the Eurostar in, what, 30 mins maybe at the very quickest","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10971"},{"timestamp":1690553610,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:13:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is he getting worse or better? Or just the same?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10972"},{"timestamp":1690553624,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:13:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sounds like prob not _better_, if he’s going to Paris, but … oh well","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10973"},{"timestamp":1690553784,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:16:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"video omitted","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10974"},{"timestamp":1690553932,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:18:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh he’s getting worse for sure. I was trying to book a flight to New York earlier","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10975"},{"timestamp":1690553940,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:19:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s so odd","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10976"},{"timestamp":1690553970,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:19:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well it’s just him being ill","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10977"},{"timestamp":1690554021,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:20:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s walking around with an old journal of mine, I don’t even want to ask why","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10978"},{"timestamp":1690554046,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:20:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He had several padlocks in his pocket that he just handed me","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10979"},{"timestamp":1690554054,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:20:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_You_ were trying to book a flight to New York?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10980"},{"timestamp":1690554057,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:20:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For him??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10981"},{"timestamp":1690554066,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:21:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"W t fuck lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10982"},{"timestamp":1690554069,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:21:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh he was","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10983"},{"timestamp":1690554069,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:21:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"???","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10984"},{"timestamp":1690554080,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:21:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is getting even more A Beautiful Mind","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10985"},{"timestamp":1690554088,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:21:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He kept demanding Tim’s number","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10986"},{"timestamp":1690554090,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:21:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ahhh ok","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10987"},{"timestamp":1690554099,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:21:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I said he’s in LA atm","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10988"},{"timestamp":1690554099,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:21:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tim’s?! Does he know Tim??","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10989"},{"timestamp":1690554111,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:21:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They met twice","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10990"},{"timestamp":1690554135,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:22:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And then he wanted to go to see jamison to get advice on safety measures","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10991"},{"timestamp":1690554140,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:22:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just can’t anymore","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10992"},{"timestamp":1690554150,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:22:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll mumble something very weird","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10993"},{"timestamp":1690554159,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:22:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And then say, nothing doesn’t matter","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10994"},{"timestamp":1690554167,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:22:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"‘Safety measures’?!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10995"},{"timestamp":1690554206,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:23:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, he’s clearly undergoing some kind of psychosis or mania no matter what, but I’m still not totally certain that there’s no reality to the stuff about his dad’s business possibly being involved in dodgy shit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10996"},{"timestamp":1690554275,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:24:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, confusing double or triple negative there - I mean I think it _is_ possible that he’s right about that, and that that’s what explains his clearly debilitating level of stress (which imo the firing alone doesn’t quite seem to explain, since it never seemed like he was so hyper-sensitive to stress)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10997"},{"timestamp":1690554546,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:29:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t made head nor tail of it. I’m going to confront him on a last ditched attempt before he leaves for Paris, or wherever.\n\nWe were in Primrose Hill, and he walked I to some opticians and on his way out he said to the sales assistant “ hi I’m Martin Kirilov, it was very nice meeting with you”, to which the man responded, “I don’t think he actually met” 🫠🫠🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10998"},{"timestamp":1690554587,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:29:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean he’s already starting to arise suspicion from the general public 🫣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-10999"},{"timestamp":1690556158,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:55:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11000","attachments":["static/photos/5863aa3f-c67d-438a-9c58-89b9aaa7e859.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690556189,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:56:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m very happy to help if my presence would help in any way !","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11001"},{"timestamp":1690556222,"iso":"2023-07-28T15:57:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yeah this is getting into ‘may contain traces of nuts’ territory","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11002"},{"timestamp":1690556853,"iso":"2023-07-28T16:07:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Omg who took the photo 🤣","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11003"},{"timestamp":1690558746,"iso":"2023-07-28T16:39:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh I think the cleaner, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11004"},{"timestamp":1690563218,"iso":"2023-07-28T17:53:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Has he left now? How did the confrontation go?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11005"},{"timestamp":1690563304,"iso":"2023-07-28T17:55:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just to emphasise, it sounds from my mum as if he’s highly unlikely to be charged (i.e. presented with a bill, not criminally charged; the latter is possibly more likely, lol) and it may well be the right thing to call him in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11006"},{"timestamp":1690576888,"iso":"2023-07-28T21:41:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I always thought the ups and downs with bipolar were more on a daily basis. His mood changes hour by hour. He seemed somewhat fine 20 mins ago, admitted that he was crazy, ( after hiding my toothpaste 😵‍💫) and now he’s whispering, and telling me to shhhhh if I talk normally 🤷🏼‍♂️. He ditched the Paris plans and now wants to go home on Monday, and see a doctor and just sleep the weekend.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11007"},{"timestamp":1690578876,"iso":"2023-07-28T22:14:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hiding your toothpaste?? And has he said why he’s shushing you??? In what words exactly did he admit he was crazy? Because there’s a lot of sunlight between “oh yeah I was being crazy” and “in this brief moment of lucidity I can now see that my perceptions and beliefs are dangerously disconnected from reality, and I shall therefore urgently seek psychiatric help”…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11008"},{"timestamp":1690579686,"iso":"2023-07-28T22:28:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s freaking me the fuck out 🫠","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11009"},{"timestamp":1690579710,"iso":"2023-07-28T22:28:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We were watching a movie and he just shut it off and ran to his room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11010"},{"timestamp":1690579719,"iso":"2023-07-28T22:28:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I asked what’s up he","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11011"},{"timestamp":1690579761,"iso":"2023-07-28T22:29:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He starting giving these agressive hand signals as if someone was in the room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11012"},{"timestamp":1690583777,"iso":"2023-07-28T23:36:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What the fuck","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11013"},{"timestamp":1690583799,"iso":"2023-07-28T23:36:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is … this is in “I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable going to sleep with this person in my flat” territory","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11014"},{"timestamp":1690583853,"iso":"2023-07-28T23:37:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is ‘staying up in a rocking chair cradling a shotgun’ territory","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11015"},{"timestamp":1690583978,"iso":"2023-07-28T23:39:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is ‘finished my nachos and the creepy violins have started’ territory","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11016"},{"timestamp":1690585789,"iso":"2023-07-29T00:09:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"it’s up and down we can be watching a movie and then he’ll jump up and start twitching the curtains and the he’ll turn the TV off and run to his room","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11017"},{"timestamp":1690585799,"iso":"2023-07-29T00:09:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m living in a horror movie","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11018"},{"timestamp":1690589061,"iso":"2023-07-29T01:04:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then return to sanity? How does he explain it? Does he remember the mad bits?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11019"},{"timestamp":1690589166,"iso":"2023-07-29T01:06:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It sounds almost like he’s saying “oh yes I just have the occasional paranoid schizophrenic spell, but it’s barely an hour of the day! what’s to worry about?”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11020"},{"timestamp":1690632970,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:16:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there any chance you’re in? I’ve screwed up the airbnb thing and so I’ve decamped to here for lack of any better idea, but for now I’m just perching downstairs and looking for an airbnb - there’s still no lock so I haven’t used my key and as far as the management are concerned I could be a random tramp","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11021"},{"timestamp":1690632992,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:16:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, ‘here’ being good old 97 Bond St","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11022"},{"timestamp":1690632993,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:16:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh sure","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11023"},{"timestamp":1690633002,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:16:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll come and help you in","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11024"},{"timestamp":1690633014,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:16:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They didn’t have any more rooms so my book-more-nights-the-last-morning strategy went a bit awry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11025"},{"timestamp":1690633028,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:17:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or any more room-nights or whatever you’d call it - someone had booked","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11026"},{"timestamp":1690633874,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:31:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, don’t worry, I’m not going to try to put down roots again or stay here -m","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11027"},{"timestamp":1690633961,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:32:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What I was trying to say to Martin was that, if ever I did want to stay, it would always be a request and would always (whatever you say!) be for the nightly rate - but honestly I prefer Soho anyway","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11028"},{"timestamp":1690634034,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:33:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What I’m not sure about is the ethics of inviting myself over here - it’s weird how it feels like only _the night_ is a proper stay - really if I stay 6 hours in the daytime it’s not that much different from 6 hours at night","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11029"},{"timestamp":1690634059,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:34:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I’m not planning to stay six hours! just an example to be equivalent to sleeping six hours!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11030"},{"timestamp":1690634110,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:35:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was it today?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11031"},{"timestamp":1690634114,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:35:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The hat wash meant to leave","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11032"},{"timestamp":1690634119,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:35:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That he was meant to leave*","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11033"},{"timestamp":1690634137,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:35:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If so, yeah, slightly bizarre to be going around disinfecting the flat","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11034"},{"timestamp":1690634923,"iso":"2023-07-29T13:48:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit_Jobs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11035"},{"timestamp":1690636078,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:07:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How do you feel about sectioning now? Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11036"},{"timestamp":1690636102,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:08:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think this is totally madness","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11037"},{"timestamp":1690636390,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:13:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t want to intervene on the lighter thing, and it’s not a rush on my front","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11038"},{"timestamp":1690636400,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:13:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe I’ll grab another from my bag","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11039"},{"timestamp":1690636859,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:20:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean that this feels a tiny bit strategic and implausible","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11040"},{"timestamp":1690636877,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:21:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Methinks he sorta wants to just stay here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11041"},{"timestamp":1690637194,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:26:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don’t worry on my account btw - I’ll keep an eye on my stuff and I won’t blame you for anything that goes ‘missing’","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11042"},{"timestamp":1690637211,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:26:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(We’ll find the lighter but I mean in case you were worried about the drugs etc)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11043"},{"timestamp":1690637461,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:31:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I feel if he does t get this one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11044"},{"timestamp":1690637468,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:31:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s going to end up getting sectioned.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11045"},{"timestamp":1690637836,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:37:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosenhan_experiment","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11046"},{"timestamp":1690638016,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:40:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would act on the assumption of sabotage","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11047"},{"timestamp":1690638019,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:40:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just in case","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11048"},{"timestamp":1690638029,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:40:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In terms of trusting details supplied etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11049"},{"timestamp":1690638053,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:40:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just be mindful in case you end up getting blocked from any form, eg if incorrect card details repeatedly entered","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11050"},{"timestamp":1690638304,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:45:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suspect he’s malingering","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11051"},{"timestamp":1690638318,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:45:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure why but it just seems like the mental illness gets worse when it’s convenient","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11052"},{"timestamp":1690638337,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:45:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But probably it’s not entirely that - I suspect, as always, reality is complex and it’s a mix of the two","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11053"},{"timestamp":1690639138,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:58:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m also happy to go to the other end of the flat, or to a café or whatever, if that’d take the edge off","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11054"},{"timestamp":1690639154,"iso":"2023-07-29T14:59:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But figured I might be some use as an international observer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11055"},{"timestamp":1690639224,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:00:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or to simply get on with booking an Airbnb, of course, tbh - I’ve held off partly because I’m distracted (tho I’ll put my head down and do it if this drags on much longer ofc) and partly for the above reason","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11056"},{"timestamp":1690639318,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:01:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11057","attachments":["static/photos/e3f97462-62f2-4b31-babc-405df734e342.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690639466,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:04:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Postcodes broadly check out - 2xxx is Sofia Province (1xxx being Sofia City)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11058"},{"timestamp":1690639883,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:11:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am 96% sure this is at least 30% malingering","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11059"},{"timestamp":1690639916,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:11:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mark my words, once he’s gone through the gates to security he will miraculously regain his ability to complete tasks and navigate life etc","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11060"},{"timestamp":1690639967,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:12:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I.e. whereas if it were _all_ genuine mental illness, he’d probably end up like Roman did (not due to mental illness but due to temporary druggy psychosis), and get detained and questioned for acting bizarrely","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11061"},{"timestamp":1690639979,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:12:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That said, I don’t think it’s all fake","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11062"},{"timestamp":1690640065,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:14:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it’s a weird, too-complex-to-describe tapestry of genuine stress and genuine disordered thinking but then also _some_ deliberative process where he’s getting worse at useful points, ie he clearly at the very least understands the process that’s going on","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11063"},{"timestamp":1690641756,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:42:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damn I forgot my keys","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11064"},{"timestamp":1690641772,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:42:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If you could mouch around for a while that be greatly appreciated","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11065"},{"timestamp":1690641785,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:43:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah shit I checked for them but couldn’t find and so assumed you had them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11066"},{"timestamp":1690641791,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:43:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Of course, haha - my pleasure really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11067"},{"timestamp":1690641803,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:43:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11068"},{"timestamp":1690642108,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:48:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, reminder to triple check that he has (a) his passport and (b) tickets (prob on his phone, so ensure charged if possible)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11069"},{"timestamp":1690642131,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:48:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Uber driver may well have charger - prob worth asking and charging even if it doesn’t seem urgent","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11070"},{"timestamp":1690642147,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:49:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11071","attachments":["static/photos/907f39e1-796b-4f6a-bd55-693230185910.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690642485,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:54:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is very wild - has he done anything else along those lines? i.e. showing he doesn’t completely understand the distinction between himself and others?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11072"},{"timestamp":1690642541,"iso":"2023-07-29T15:55:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The Vitruvian Man cover illustration is a bit creepy in that light","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11073"},{"timestamp":1690642865,"iso":"2023-07-29T16:01:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also let me know if I can help in any way from here - happy to buy tickets if you’re distracted, or to do online check-in, or check gate closing times, vel sim","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11074"},{"timestamp":1690642979,"iso":"2023-07-29T16:02:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(vel sim = ‘etc’ for lists of ‘or’)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11075"},{"timestamp":1690643420,"iso":"2023-07-29T16:10:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also also: thank you for putting my t-shirt away safely, that was really menschlich 🙏🏻 I owe you one!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11076"},{"timestamp":1690645525,"iso":"2023-07-29T16:45:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok since you’re getting there about now:\n\n- *Flight* number: *FR2690*\n- *Gate* number: *43* (likely)\n- Gate *closes*: *5:45pm* (likely)\n- Flight *leaves*: *6:05pm*\n- *Wetherspoons closes*: *10pm*\n- Tail number: EI-HEV (likely), which is a 737 MAX (in his present state I recommend you not mention that)\n- *Turn left and go to the very end for departures.* You’ll have to leave him to go through security. You can *make sure he scans his boarding pass and makes it thro the gate*.\n- There’s a Boots and places to buy food after security, so *under no circumstances let him delay*. ","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11077"},{"timestamp":1690648030,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:27:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There was no luck","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11078"},{"timestamp":1690648044,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:27:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m going to take him to A&E","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11079"},{"timestamp":1690648056,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:27:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can come with if you like","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11080"},{"timestamp":1690648085,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:28:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can ask my mum as well, for more specific advice now you’ve decided on the overall course","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11081"},{"timestamp":1690648103,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:28:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which hospital do you reckon?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11082"},{"timestamp":1690648131,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:28:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you darling","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11083"},{"timestamp":1690648165,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:29:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s no need fret not","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11084"},{"timestamp":1690648179,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:29:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What one to you think is best","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11085"},{"timestamp":1690648356,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:32:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have pinged ma but not urgently","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11086"},{"timestamp":1690648479,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:34:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Off top of head: the Maudsley is the major psych one but that’s in Denmark Hill, an as-yet-undiscovered hill believed to be in or near our galaxy","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11087"},{"timestamp":1690648499,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:34:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But being the biggest doesn’t mean it’ll be best","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11088"},{"timestamp":1690648509,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:35:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There may well be no correlation, or a negative one","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11089"},{"timestamp":1690648525,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:35:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11090","attachments":["static/photos/4e95cab0-0c08-4c7d-9881-889e063f82da.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690648555,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:35:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I’m always going to my mum for expert medical advice and her answer is always “I dunno, no difference really, do whatever is the cheapest Uber fare” lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11091"},{"timestamp":1690648566,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:36:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’re going to get the train to Liverpool st. The car journey was horrendous","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11092"},{"timestamp":1690648578,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:36:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Would stop opening and closing the window","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11093"},{"timestamp":1690648607,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:36:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe her hospital then, the Royal London?! Tho the downside is that that’s then further from here, assuming you may want to visit him","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11094"},{"timestamp":1690648627,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:37:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And not just consign him to the looney asylum for the rest of his days, as men used to do to their wives once they got bored of them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11095"},{"timestamp":1690648628,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:37:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I think that’s the best plan","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11096"},{"timestamp":1690648654,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:37:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Or, in one Kroll guy’s case, when she discovered he was gay, haha)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11097"},{"timestamp":1690648742,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:39:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Trade off really: closer to there (Liv St) or closer to here - but they’re all good, really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11098"},{"timestamp":1690648827,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:40:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Minor advantage of the RL (for you/us/Martin and not for her) is my mum’s connections/experience/knowledge which miiiight help navigate it - tho may well not! (And, in an ideal world, shouldn’t!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11099"},{"timestamp":1690649105,"iso":"2023-07-29T17:45:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11100","attachments":["static/photos/9c8c0dd0-2503-4c9c-a1f0-a2067aeb7294.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690650623,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:10:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m definitely not overreacting, right?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11101"},{"timestamp":1690650642,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:10:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"From what you saw","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11102"},{"timestamp":1690650645,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:10:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Alone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11103"},{"timestamp":1690650655,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:10:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No - I mean, he failed to catch his flight, even with your help","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11104"},{"timestamp":1690650665,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:11:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He basically failed to book it","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11105"},{"timestamp":1690650684,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:11:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yeah he was acting bizarrely and there was clearly something wrong","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11106"},{"timestamp":1690650700,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:11:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or he was faking it, but I don’t think that’s on us to detect, really","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11107"},{"timestamp":1690650755,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:12:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shall I come to the RL?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11108"},{"timestamp":1690650756,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:12:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you! I was was always very reluctant with this option.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11109"},{"timestamp":1690650774,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:12:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But I think you’re right","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11110"},{"timestamp":1690650777,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:12:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He needs to go.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11111"},{"timestamp":1690650785,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:13:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The drs will decide, really - it’s not like you’re the one condemning him to it!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11112"},{"timestamp":1690650797,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:13:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh yeah, good point.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11113"},{"timestamp":1690650817,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:13:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he’s faking it, then … well, there’s clearly something wrong with him if he doesn’t expect this outcome (and doesn’t want it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11114"},{"timestamp":1690650830,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:13:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s very kind darling, I mean only if you’re not doing anything else. Don’t feel obliged.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11115"},{"timestamp":1690650863,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:14:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah I’ll come down, why not? It’ll be jolly! Still got my season pass from when Slape was there!!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11116"},{"timestamp":1690650872,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:14:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Fictional Slape)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11117"},{"timestamp":1690650929,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:15:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you 🙏🏻","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11118"},{"timestamp":1690650947,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:15:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Location: https://maps.google.com/?q=51.589714,-0.059172","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11119"},{"timestamp":1690652635,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:43:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s refusing to go on the tube","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11120"},{"timestamp":1690652656,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:44:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And the royal London","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11121"},{"timestamp":1690652665,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:44:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, some grandeur to go with his delusions, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11122"},{"timestamp":1690652666,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:44:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shall I just get him to\nBond st and call an ambulance","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11123"},{"timestamp":1690652673,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:44:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11124"},{"timestamp":1690652681,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:44:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes that sounds more comme il faut!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11125"},{"timestamp":1690652684,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:44:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11126"},{"timestamp":1690652693,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:44:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes I’d prob just do that","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11127"},{"timestamp":1690652715,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:45:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I swear to god, if he suddenly becomes normal again…","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11128"},{"timestamp":1690653579,"iso":"2023-07-29T18:59:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Exactly. He was normal on the train.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11129"},{"timestamp":1690653613,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:00:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He said he can’t use the tube because of all the advertisements 😵‍💫","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11130"},{"timestamp":1690653857,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:04:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmmmm… I mean, ok, it’s possible that a mentally ill person may react worse to stressors like flights and hospitals, but let’s see. The acid test imo is whether he acts normal when paramedics arrive. If he’s able to act normal to their satisfaction, then …. well, I’m not a doctor and it’s not my flat, but I’d be confident enough myself to say (a) he’s fine and just malingering, and (b) “see ya, best of luck and have a good life!”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11131"},{"timestamp":1690654238,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:10:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, clearly something is the matter with him in any case, but I don’t think he’s literally deranged and unable to get through an airport. I think that’s shenanigans. I think the sulking and entitlement and wish to stay here and do nothing are probably more genuine.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11132"},{"timestamp":1690654271,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:11:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11133","attachments":["static/photos/4d428179-a44c-47e1-9080-c121a1edce1e.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690655690,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:34:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11134","attachments":["static/photos/8ad5e1d6-00bc-4eea-9460-69e8def1190a.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690656166,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:42:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11135","attachments":["static/photos/ce1dd71a-3620-4eef-9bae-5dfa35d2e22d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1690656876,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:54:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I’m just calling the ambulance","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11136"},{"timestamp":1690656881,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:54:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nJust downstairs","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11137"},{"timestamp":1690656889,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:54:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ohhhh haha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11138"},{"timestamp":1690656893,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:54:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If he starts going mad lmk and I’ll come up","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11139"},{"timestamp":1690656895,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:54:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I genuinely believed you there","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11140"},{"timestamp":1690656922,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:55:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s gone a bit bizarre - he’s just walked off with my cream, after a brief exchange the upshot of which was that he definitely knows it’s mine, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11141"},{"timestamp":1690656944,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:55:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And is now clattering around pouring water into receptacles and flushing the toilet (by the sound of it)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11142"},{"timestamp":1690656981,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:56:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good thing you didn’t tell me in advance tbh - probably my acting would’ve been far less convincing","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11143"},{"timestamp":1690657039,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:57:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"A bravura performance in the end, I think! 👏","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11144"},{"timestamp":1690657092,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:58:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, next up on the programme is clattering around with cutlery and Tupperware in the kitchen","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11145"},{"timestamp":1690657121,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:58:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11146"},{"timestamp":1690657125,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:58:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be back in a minute","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11147"},{"timestamp":1690657129,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:58:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So sorry for this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11148"},{"timestamp":1690657129,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:58:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And now hand blenders - well it seems to have a culinary theme but I’ll keep an eye on the knives, lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11149"},{"timestamp":1690657133,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:58:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Very grateful","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11150"},{"timestamp":1690657137,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:58:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah it’s not on you at all","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11151"},{"timestamp":1690657144,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:59:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hope you’re holding up well enough!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11152"},{"timestamp":1690657157,"iso":"2023-07-29T19:59:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can’t imagine this for days on end","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11153"},{"timestamp":1690657961,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:12:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just figured I should write to confirm all is fine\n(This seems like possibly a better protocol than writing only if everything is not fine!)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11154"},{"timestamp":1690657994,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:13:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, shall I perhaps put some music on to drown out any noise? We’ve got the extractor fan on so may be ok","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11155"},{"timestamp":1690658047,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:14:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you, sorry I’m stuck on the phone with the hopeless nhs. They were arguing back and forth and he needs to be present for me to speak with them.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11156"},{"timestamp":1690658071,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:14:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Whaaaat?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11157"},{"timestamp":1690658073,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:14:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"we’ve just got around that policy problem\n😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11158"},{"timestamp":1690658113,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:15:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God bless Bevan and all that, and I know the ambulance call centres are badly overloaded, but yeah I can’t say my experience over NYE gave me a very warm opinion of them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11159"},{"timestamp":1690658178,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:16:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Could you repeat your address just to confirm?” (and a dozen other such questions) while I was seriously struggling to take a breath or get a word out","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11160"},{"timestamp":1690658265,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:17:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hate to complain about the NHS, nuit god it’s so shit. “ has he said that he’s a danger to himself or others”, no but he’s having a psychotic break 😅","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11161"},{"timestamp":1690658287,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:18:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah this is all very fair","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11162"},{"timestamp":1690658312,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:18:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is martin still “ cleaning”","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11163"},{"timestamp":1690658336,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:18:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Think I mentioned that my ex-cofounder Lucas’s ex-girlfriend went to say that she was suicidal, and was asked “how suicidal?” and “when exactly are you planning to kill yourself?” lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11164"},{"timestamp":1690658362,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:19:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(That’s an ‘awful lol’, lol)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11165"},{"timestamp":1690658404,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:20:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, or something like that - he was rummaging around in my bag and almost made off with my Fornasetti meth plate before I could clarify that it doesn’t need cleaning (and isn’t something one would eat off)","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11166"},{"timestamp":1690658638,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:23:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ffs, nothing is safe. I’ll go through is luggage when he’s gone","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11167"},{"timestamp":1690658651,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:24:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He backed my Versace plate too ahha","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11168"},{"timestamp":1690658657,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:24:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He must have a thing for them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11169"},{"timestamp":1690658659,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:24:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lol","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11170"},{"timestamp":1690658724,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:25:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s starting to get suspicious - any idea how long you’ll be? It might be good to come back first if there’s any way to do so","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11171"},{"timestamp":1690658735,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:25:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can always go down myself to wait for them","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11172"},{"timestamp":1690658744,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:25:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sure I’ll come now","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11173"},{"timestamp":1690658748,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:25:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"2 mins","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11174"},{"timestamp":1690659556,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:39:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nReally sorry, please don’t feel obliged to stay","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11175"},{"timestamp":1690659566,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:39:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I greatly appreciate it though","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11176"},{"timestamp":1690659629,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:40:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11177"},{"timestamp":1690659650,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:40:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll definitely get somewhere tonight, I won’t stay here, but for now maybe feels good that I be here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11178"},{"timestamp":1690659658,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:40:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tho obv I can also leave whenever if you prefer","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11179"},{"timestamp":1690659679,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:41:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll scope out the Airbnbs now - may also gopuff some stuff but don’t want to draw attention to your failure (lol) to bring back any food","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11180"},{"timestamp":1690659770,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:42:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When are they coming? Do they know they can get through the front door without help?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11181"},{"timestamp":1690659854,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:44:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m waiting for the clinician to call back.","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11182"},{"timestamp":1690659876,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:44:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you think it would be an overreaction to call 999?","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11183"},{"timestamp":1690660055,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:47:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no I thought that was what you were doing!","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11184"},{"timestamp":1690660060,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:47:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No not at all - do","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11185"},{"timestamp":1690660067,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:47:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think that’s the best thing the","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11186"},{"timestamp":1690660069,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:47:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tbh","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11187"},{"timestamp":1690660079,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:47:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think he’s calmed down a bit","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11188"},{"timestamp":1690660085,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:48:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To just call a clinician almost sends an implicit message that it’s not that bad, if that makes any sense","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11189"},{"timestamp":1690660135,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:48:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nJust going to go into the stairwell and call","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11190"},{"timestamp":1690660283,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:51:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11191"},{"timestamp":1690660297,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:51:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Strategic anger might come in handy here","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11192"},{"timestamp":1690660316,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:51:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And be a bit more plausible than being calm and patient which maybe gives him a bit of a foreboding sense","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11193"},{"timestamp":1690660334,"iso":"2023-07-29T20:52:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so sorry about this","platform":"WhatsApp","msgId":"msg-wa-11194"},{"timestamp":1744657020,"iso":"2025-04-14T19:57:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-283","attachments":["static/photos/fb_47b8b25da0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1744657020,"iso":"2025-04-14T19:57:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ I wish I had known then what I know now","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-284"},{"timestamp":1744657020,"iso":"2025-04-14T19:57:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just thinking about poor old Martin","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-285"},{"timestamp":1744657560,"iso":"2025-04-14T20:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-286","attachments":["static/photos/fb_fb536e0238.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1744707000,"iso":"2025-04-15T09:50:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, it’s so good to hear from you, I’ve missed you. I don’t think I have your new number. In any case here is mine. +447397998666. How gave you been. \n\nYes. That was a very strange time, I’m so grateful for you coming back to help me with all of that. I think the real tragedy in the end, was his parents leaving him alone at Christmas while they went skiing.Lovely them for them to do.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-287"},{"timestamp":1744757700,"iso":"2025-04-15T23:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, did you realise they weren’t his parents? That his mother had died? That that was - presumably - his dad and his dad’s new girlfriend? I don’t think he said a word to me about his mother’s death, but I saw it in his Facebook posts when I looked today","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-288"},{"timestamp":1744757700,"iso":"2025-04-15T23:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, lovely thing for them to do, though I think the tragedy happened before then","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-289"},{"timestamp":1744758240,"iso":"2025-04-16T00:04:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-290","attachments":["static/photos/fb_a6941baaa0.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1744758240,"iso":"2025-04-16T00:04:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is roughly my current view ^","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-291"},{"timestamp":1744759440,"iso":"2025-04-16T00:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-292","attachments":["static/photos/fb_efd78bcb24.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1755449580,"iso":"2025-08-17T17:53:00+01:00","sender":"Unknown","content":"Happy Birthday darling. Hope you’re doing well\n🫶🏻😘","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-293"},{"timestamp":1755490260,"iso":"2025-08-18T05:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks!! ❤️ We must catch up soon!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-294"},{"timestamp":1757169360,"iso":"2025-09-06T15:36:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yess let’s. What have you been up to?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-295"},{"timestamp":1762228920,"iso":"2025-11-04T04:02:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Benji Duncan RIP 😢","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-296"},{"timestamp":1762271760,"iso":"2025-11-04T15:56:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15256459/big-brother-star-prince-williams-school-friend-ben-duncan-dead.html","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-297"},{"timestamp":1763905860,"iso":"2025-11-23T13:51:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Holy shit","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-298"},{"timestamp":1763905860,"iso":"2025-11-23T13:51:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-299"},{"timestamp":1763905860,"iso":"2025-11-23T13:51:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh no","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-300","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1763905860,"iso":"2025-11-23T13:51:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I just caught this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-301"},{"timestamp":1768380960,"iso":"2026-01-14T08:56:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you know anything much about Oli? I am still entangled with him and dear god he’s a pain in the ass but I also love him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-302"},{"timestamp":1768380960,"iso":"2026-01-14T08:56:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have figured out that: he’s not Irish, he’s not called Babington Wilson, Anthony Babington Wilson is a completely unrelated man, his father is an Albanian serial murderer who is in prison for many life sentences in several countries, his mother was Hungarian, he (Oli) killed her when he was 8 or 9, he grew up in care, the Babingtons were his foster carers in suburban Manchester and he grafted on the ‘Wilson’ to connect himself to ABW and thus poshness etc, he is very likely under some kind of Venables-type anonymity order, Hahn is (as you probably knew) his legal surname which was likely made up as a generic Central European surname by the British state and (in line with what such orders are usually like) he doesn’t seem able to change it, he lives in some strange ghost flat that officially doesn’t exist and that I’m guessing you haven’t visited, etc","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-303","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1768381320,"iso":"2026-01-14T09:02:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I figured you might be able to fill in some of the blanks or at least have some idea how to get through to him emotionally","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-304"},{"timestamp":1768381320,"iso":"2026-01-14T09:02:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh, I read this before falling asleep last night, and just remembered about it\n\nI’m not quite sure, but I am sure he went to some private school in Dublin, I think his Grandfather insisted he went there. It does seem a bit odd, what I understood of his father was that he was Hungarian, and was out of prison, having set a tramp alight . \n\nI haven’t seen Oli in a while, the last time was at one of those parties at Portland place. I’m sure I could arrange s meet up and you could be there too.\n\nHow did you find all this out?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-305"},{"timestamp":1768381320,"iso":"2026-01-14T09:02:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry Sam, I shouldn’t of worried you, I just wanted a chat, and see how you were, I’ve been talking to a few mutuals friends who have gone a bit weird and just wanted to see what you thought. \n\nI’m detoxing in Bali at the moment, and just started morning Pilates when you messaged. \n\nAs far as I know Oli is okay. I’m so happy to see you hit that sorted out, you’re both made for each other it’s very sweet. \n\nIs it okay if I still call you later? Miss you darling xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-306"},{"timestamp":1768381380,"iso":"2026-01-14T09:03:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He says he loves me but is still disappearing for long stretches of time and just generally being impossible","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-307"},{"timestamp":1768442760,"iso":"2026-01-15T02:06:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh, I read this before falling asleep last night, and just remembered about it\n\nI’m not quite sure, but I am sure he went to some private school in Dublin, I think his Grandfather insisted he went there. It does seem a bit odd, what I understood of his father was that he was Hungarian, and was out of prison, having set a tramp alight . \n\nI haven’t seen Oli in a while, the last time was at one of those parties at Portland place. I’m sure I could arrange s meet up and you could be there too.\n\nHow did you find all this out?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-308"},{"timestamp":1773355680,"iso":"2026-03-12T22:48:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Heyyy how are you?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-309"},{"timestamp":1773355740,"iso":"2026-03-12T22:49:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you take a phone call?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-310"},{"timestamp":1773355740,"iso":"2026-03-12T22:49:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you!!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-311"},{"timestamp":1773355740,"iso":"2026-03-12T22:49:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh gosh sorry I missed your last message - yeah, I can, gimme two mins to make some tea","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-312"},{"timestamp":1773355800,"iso":"2026-03-12T22:50:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hope no one’s dead…!…?…oh god I’ll wait and see, haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-313"},{"timestamp":1773356580,"iso":"2026-03-12T23:03:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is FaceTime ok? Or Messenger? I’m easy","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-314"},{"timestamp":1773356580,"iso":"2026-03-12T23:03:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or if you want to actually phone call then my number is 07782673534 in case you haven’t got that number (I can’t quite remember how new it is)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-315"},{"timestamp":1773360060,"iso":"2026-03-13T00:01:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is everything and everyone ok?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-316"},{"timestamp":1773364200,"iso":"2026-03-13T01:10:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is Oli ok?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-317"},{"timestamp":1773364440,"iso":"2026-03-13T01:14:00+00:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry Sam, I shouldn’t of worried you, I just wanted a chat, and see how you were, I’ve been talking to a few mutuals friends who have gone a bit weird and just wanted to see what you thought. \n\nI’m detoxing in Bali at the moment, and just started morning Pilates when you messaged. \n\nAs far as I know Oli is okay. I’m so happy to see you hit that sorted out, you’re both made for each other it’s very sweet. \n\nIs it okay if I still call you later? Miss you darling xx","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-318"},{"timestamp":1773364560,"iso":"2026-03-13T01:16:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also aw, thanks, yeah, took me and Oli waaay too long… 🦥","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-319"},{"timestamp":1773364560,"iso":"2026-03-13T01:16:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aww, yeah, I can chat - won’t be up much longer but could call you in the morning which might be later in your timezone? Haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-320"},{"timestamp":1773364620,"iso":"2026-03-13T01:17:00+00:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I’m not sure I have any friends but I’m keen to hear what’s going on 😂","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-321"},{"timestamp":1776337980,"iso":"2026-04-16T12:13:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh Sam darling, I’m so sorry, it looks like you’re going through it with Olly! I’ts such a shame im sure he cares about you a great deal. I just about to hop on a flight. I’ll give you a call soon x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-322"},{"timestamp":1776339780,"iso":"2026-04-16T12:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him too. I'm not going anywhere and nor is he. But he needs to stop lying to and about me, because I swear to god this crap has pushed me to the brink, and if he loves me then he ought to draw a line, fess up, and stop trying to save his skin by trashing me as mad and a liar and so forth. (He is thrilled about this bruise. I think I might get the photos framed for his birthday, haha.)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-323"},{"timestamp":1776339840,"iso":"2026-04-16T12:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"A sweet boy often, but I think of Hunter Thompson's description of Nixon: \"the fighting instincts of a badger trapped by hounds\"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-324","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1776339840,"iso":"2026-04-16T12:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, he is a sweet boy, and god do I love him, but AAAARGH","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-325"},{"timestamp":1776390240,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:44:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣 he hasn’t been trashing you. I think he mentioned about you with Chatgbt, but tbh I think everyone does that, at this stage I don’t know how I’d go a day without consulting with it!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-326","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1776390300,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:45:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure it will blow over, it doesn’t seem to be the biggest deal in the grand scheme of things!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-327"},{"timestamp":1776390300,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:45:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Photo","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-328","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1776390360,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:46:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"On other news should I approve Joe for Raya haa","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-329"},{"timestamp":1776390360,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:46:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What’s Raya? If it’s not some terrible thing like heroin, then do, haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-330","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1776390360,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:46:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-331"},{"timestamp":1776390420,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also re Oli: I’m trying to get it to blow over! But it won’t blow over until I can trust him, and that seems to be the central problem right now, haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-332"},{"timestamp":1776390480,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I think he will ultimately pick the lane of being trustworthy, but probably after a few more days of screaming that I’m a cunt)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-333"},{"timestamp":1776390480,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But he needs to pick a lane, really","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-334"},{"timestamp":1776390480,"iso":"2026-04-17T02:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That half of him wants me to trust him, and the other half of him doesn’t want to commit to being trustworthy","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-335"},{"timestamp":1776513180,"iso":"2026-04-18T12:53:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh darling it all sounds so confusing. Why was he pretending to be an Albanian murderer?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-336"},{"timestamp":1776513240,"iso":"2026-04-18T12:54:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m so sorry you’re going through this, it must be very unpleasant","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-337"},{"timestamp":1776513300,"iso":"2026-04-18T12:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Certainly did fucking test me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-338"},{"timestamp":1776513300,"iso":"2026-04-18T12:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fucking beats me! To ‘test’ me, I suppose, as he said in the thread with you","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-339"},{"timestamp":1776513300,"iso":"2026-04-18T12:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tested my sanity","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-340"},{"timestamp":1776513480,"iso":"2026-04-18T12:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also don’t think it was terribly nice of him to lie to me about all of that and then continue telling you and others that I was insane and had made it all up while telling me he was in love (which he is) and wanted to marry me (which he does, and so he will eventually have to confront this, because I am not going to keep letting him screw with my head and absorb it silently and without breathing a word of it outside our relationship)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-341"},{"timestamp":1776513480,"iso":"2026-04-18T12:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I am slightly mad now, so be it, I am going to lean into being mad rather than doing it privately","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-342"},{"timestamp":1776513540,"iso":"2026-04-18T12:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then there was Freddie, incidentally","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-343"},{"timestamp":1776513540,"iso":"2026-04-18T12:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That was him too","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-344"},{"timestamp":1776513600,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No apology for that, no apology for any of it, and he expects to keep coming back and having this relationship and to call it ‘control’ and ‘autism’ and ‘being too emotional’ if I ask him why the fuck he did that, or expect him to reckon with it in any way, or tell he’s not just entitled to my trust and affection","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-345"},{"timestamp":1776513840,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:04:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Wait, is this definitely a true, I remember discussing this years ago at the Goodge St flat. I thought it was a bit far fetched mostly because I would never imagine Oli to do anything remotely that insane!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-346","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1776513900,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:05:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God I have no idea what you’re dealing with, sounds like a lot! It really makes no sense,","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-347"},{"timestamp":1776514140,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I found the real Freddie’s Instagram and he spoke entirely differently, was in the US, on Jools Holland, etc - it categorically wasn’t him that I was talking to - personality entirely different","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-348"},{"timestamp":1776514200,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:10:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So either it was Oli or it was someone extremely Oli-like, who just happened to spend half his time talking up Oli, saying he was at various parties with Oli, etc","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-349"},{"timestamp":1776514680,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:18:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😱😱😱😱 now that’s insane!!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-350","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1776514680,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:18:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’m not trying to spite him, I know for a fact that he’s going to come back and that I will happily forgive him but if he reckons with this stuff","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-351"},{"timestamp":1776515100,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean I don’t think it’s much worse than pretending to be an Albanian murderer","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-352"},{"timestamp":1776515100,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though some things about the Freddie thing left a sour taste in my mouth","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-353"},{"timestamp":1776515160,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I could forgive it if it were just an “aww, sweet Oli, he loves me and he’s trying to get close to me” thing, but there were cruel parts","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-354"},{"timestamp":1776515340,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, at our Bond St party, he asked if I’d met Freddie, obviously knowing I *had*n’t and that I’d be embarrassed to have carried on this phone conversation with someone who wasn’t willing to meet me - maybe he hoped I’d lie and pretend I *had* met him, and that would feed into his fucking test","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-355"},{"timestamp":1776515460,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:31:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or there was the pretending he had killed his mother thing","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-356"},{"timestamp":1776515760,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which he tried to get out of the other day by saying he just said ‘Y’","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-357"},{"timestamp":1776516240,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And drip-feeding me answers: https://gist.github.com/swhra/6e4bf2ab8ba937f4b205640ca2e2649b","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-358"},{"timestamp":1776516240,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli/Sam iMessages (up to 13 Jan) and Facebook messages (after January arrest). - imessages_25aug_to_23jan.csv","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-359","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1776516240,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which is technically true, but … oh, just read the messages if you’re interested, because he spent months and months talking about it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-360"},{"timestamp":1776516720,"iso":"2026-04-18T13:52:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There is no way you can conceivably read those messages other than that that was what he was saying - I mean, he gave his opinions on secure care for child murderers (“not secure and not care” - which struck me as so heartfelt and plausible that I believed him absolutely - more fool me, I guess), he told me about his arrest and said it wasn’t on the news, said he ran to his friend’s house after setting the fire and that he spat on the police and so on and so forth, there was lavish and very plausible detail, and then “haha none of that was true”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-361"},{"timestamp":1776517260,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But was this ambiguous?:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-362","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1776517260,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, do you really think I would make this stuff out of plain cloth? That he was an Albanian cocaine dealer who killed his mother and so forth? I am not bloody Martin, may God rest his soul, come on… He fed me details, he let me worry about him, let me tell my friends and family about this person I loved who had done all these things, defended him in endless arguments, worried about why he refused to be too specific (I thought maybe he was under an anonymity/gagging injunction, as generally happens to child murderers), worried then *at great length and with others* about how I could talk to him and have a life without risking violating this possible injunction (which he wouldn’t have been able to tell me about if he were indeed under one), and then it turns out that the real reason he was ambiguous is so that he could fucking tell you e.g. “I only said ‘Y’” and try to paint me as a lunatic","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-363"},{"timestamp":1776517440,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:04:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And go and read the messages from January 14th, after I messaged you","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-364"},{"timestamp":1776517620,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He folded instantly and told me where he lived and from then on we had a better relationship - because he figured people might find out about all of this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-365"},{"timestamp":1776517740,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then once we had a better relationship, he knew he could tell you I was mad and that I’d let him say that","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-366"},{"timestamp":1776517920,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then the other day I finally snapped and hit him, because he had *once again* made plans and then slept through them, left me waiting all of Saturday, then postponed to the next day, Sunday, and did the same then, and when I got upset he said “oh, well, I have dangerously out of control diabetes, it’s not my fault”, which I took at face value and was worried and said I would come to see him to help him get a grip on it, and that I would need his glucose data, and when I got there he instead started screaming at me and mocking me and saying I was stalking him and controlling him (I sent you the recording, I can send it again, I record fucking everything with him because of this shit)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-367"},{"timestamp":1776518520,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I shouldn’t have hit him, but I refuse to let him tell the story as me ‘abusing him’ out of nowhere - I shouldn’t have hit him, I shouldn’t have snapped, I regret it, I apologised instantly and said I would of course tell the truth if he wanted to make a police report, but it was one moment of loss of self-control, out of months and years of fucking mental, unbearable treatment that I know he is mortified for anyone to find out about, but so he should be and he can’t keep doing it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-368"},{"timestamp":1776519060,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:31:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To the extent that I looked mad, it was because I took seriously all the stuff he was telling me about - I took it absolutely seriously - because I was in love with him, and I trusted him, I thought we were friends, at the very least, and that he wouldn’t do that to me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-369"},{"timestamp":1776519360,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And what do you do when you love someone and they are telling you solemnly and convincingly that they killed their mother, that they are in deep with a drug cartel, etc? You try to help them - and then you say a lot of stuff that makes it terribly easy for them to point and laugh at you (at least if you aren’t techy enough to back up your messages locally and extract them into a CSV)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-370"},{"timestamp":1776519420,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not saying he is evil or a villain","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-371"},{"timestamp":1776519720,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m just saying that he did these fucked up things, for god only knows what fucking reason, and that he has been (with respect) too cowardly to own up to it, and so he has let me suffer the consequences all while telling people I am mad - and I just don’t feel it’s very decent, when that is the situation, to carry on treating me with such contempt","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-372"},{"timestamp":1776520380,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, this diabetes thing was not “me being autistic”, it was me saying “yet again I have wasted my whole weekend waiting for me because we had plans and you didn’t even bother to text and cancel, and now you explain yourself by saying you were lapsing in and out of consciousness, not awake enough to take insulin, in a medically dangerous state of untreated diabetes — well, if you’re telling me that’s true, then I am going to take that seriously, because you’re telling me your life is in danger and that you’re too impaired to keep yourself alive”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-373"},{"timestamp":1776520500,"iso":"2026-04-18T14:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So what’s the answer? Did he mean it? Did he not mean it? What does he expect me to do? He did eventually send me that glucose data, and it turns out he was fine that weekend - not great but not worse than usual and not nearly his worst - but can he blame me for taking what he said seriously? Can he blame me for trusting him? Do you begin to see what I mean here about the problem of trust with Oli…?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-374"},{"timestamp":1776521580,"iso":"2026-04-18T15:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The problem is that I trust him again and again, and he mocks and screams at me for doing so, and then he comes back to me and says I should trust him again:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-375"},{"timestamp":1776526320,"iso":"2026-04-18T16:32:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-376","attachments":["static/photos/fb_dec51cb6b9.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1778327460,"iso":"2026-05-09T12:51:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam darling, how are you? I’m so sorry about all this stuff with Oli, I can see it’s driving you a little mad, as hard as it is, is it possible to park it for a few weeks and let the dust settle a bit? I see where you’re coming from but this may all a bit counterintuitive, these group chats etc you and him clearly have a unique bond, I think a bit of time would be the best thing for this situation.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-377"},{"timestamp":1778327700,"iso":"2026-05-09T12:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We do have a unique bond, and I’m hoping someone might say it’s wrong for him to treat me like this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-378"},{"timestamp":1778327760,"iso":"2026-05-09T12:56:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then our bond might be a bit less horrible for me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-379"},{"timestamp":1778327820,"iso":"2026-05-09T12:57:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, no, sorry, I’m not going to park it, I am going to carry on until either I exhaust the pool of people who might have a spine or else I find someone with a spine","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-380"},{"timestamp":1778327880,"iso":"2026-05-09T12:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And in answer to “how are you?”, I am miserable, thanks","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-381"},{"timestamp":1778327880,"iso":"2026-05-09T12:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hope you’re well!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-382"},{"timestamp":1778328300,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:05:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry Sam! I really think this is something you’ll be able to work through, although I know he’s very upset with the various emails that have been sent to his mother and the group chats etc so I don’t think he’s ready to even discuss it, and at the moment. I’ve known Oli for a long time and know that he’s a good person at heart, as are you, from the parts Ive seen I don’t with either of you have been perfectly behaved.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-383"},{"timestamp":1778328360,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:06:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you hoping to achieve from the group chats, dialogue with him?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-384"},{"timestamp":1778328720,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think it is ok for him to treat me like this?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-385"},{"timestamp":1778328720,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What have you said to him?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-386"},{"timestamp":1778328780,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you given him any advice or just me?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-387"},{"timestamp":1778328780,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you think I deserve it, that’s fine, that’s an answer, I appreciate it, but I’m quite shocked by it and keen to understand why you think I deserve it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-388"},{"timestamp":1778328840,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:14:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I dont think you deserve it, not at all, I think it’s terrible.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-389"},{"timestamp":1778328900,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:15:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He has not asked for advice","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-390"},{"timestamp":1778329020,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you given him any advice? Have you spoken to him?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-391"},{"timestamp":1778329020,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am keen to understand - I feel completely alone here and I don’t understand why everyone thinks it is ok for him to treat me like this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-392"},{"timestamp":1778329020,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I didn’t ask for any either","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-393"},{"timestamp":1778329080,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:18:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You say I don’t deserve it - why are you telling me to stop talking about it, then, rather than telling him to stop doing it?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-394"},{"timestamp":1778329260,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:21:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Im not saying don’t talk about it, although I think if you give it a few days with no emails or group chats he’ll soon enough speak with you!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-395"},{"timestamp":1778329260,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But what have you said to Oli?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-396"},{"timestamp":1778329320,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:22:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I’ve said very little to Oli","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-397"},{"timestamp":1778329320,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:22:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know he’s very upset","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-398"},{"timestamp":1778329320,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:22:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m really sorry you’re going through this, I can see it’s taking a toll. If you ever want to talk please feel free to call me.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-399"},{"timestamp":1778329320,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not “don’t treat Sam in a way he doesn’t deserve”?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-400"},{"timestamp":1778329320,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nothing, then?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-401"},{"timestamp":1778329380,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am I upset for a reason? If so, and if he is upset, why won’t you or anyone say to him that he shouldn’t treat me like this, that it is upsetting and it isn’t right and that my upset is appropriate and normal?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-402"},{"timestamp":1778329440,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is that my fault or his?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-403"},{"timestamp":1778329440,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Should I have just kept putting up with it and kept trusting him while he kept abusing that trust?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-404"},{"timestamp":1778329500,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he’s upset and if it’s not my fault, why not help him not be upset?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-405"},{"timestamp":1778329560,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way, I am upset too, extremely upset and distressed, when Oli treats me like this and when I see you and all his other friends carry on as if this is fine and it doesn’t trouble them","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-406"},{"timestamp":1778329620,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:27:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me speak with him a bit","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-407"},{"timestamp":1778329620,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:27:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You both have a very complex relationship, and I’m not in a position to tell anyone what to do.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-408"},{"timestamp":1778329620,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I genuinely appreciate that, thank you","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-409"},{"timestamp":1778329620,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wish I didn’t have to be upset and I wish he would stop doing this and that our friends of many years would give *him* advice rather than giving *me* advice to tolerate it and to stay quiet","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-410"},{"timestamp":1778329620,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-411"},{"timestamp":1778329620,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why not him?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-412"},{"timestamp":1778329620,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You told me what to do","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-413"},{"timestamp":1778329620,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"❤️","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-414"},{"timestamp":1778329680,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:28:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just telling you, that it’s pushing him away all the emails and group chats.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-415"},{"timestamp":1778329680,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just think this needs to be addressed in some way","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-416"},{"timestamp":1778329680,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him to pieces","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-417"},{"timestamp":1778329680,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m not asking you tell him off or shout at him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-418"},{"timestamp":1778329740,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:29:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure it will sort it’s out :)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-419"},{"timestamp":1778329740,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s fine, I am happier if he’s pushed away than if he keeps promising me things will be good and then doing this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-420"},{"timestamp":1778329860,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:31:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But the people around him seem to be telling me it’s a problem and telling him “hey Oli, how are things going? hopefully Sam will sort himself out after I told him to stop telling people what you say and do to him”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-421"},{"timestamp":1778329860,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:31:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It won’t sort itself out, it will only stop if he stops doing it, and that will only happen if the people around him make it clear to him that it is *not* basically ok and not a problem","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-422"},{"timestamp":1778329920,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:32:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think this is twisted and fucked up and I have no idea what I have done to deserve this from people I thought were my friends","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-423"},{"timestamp":1778330100,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For what it’s worth, I won’t stop telling people and I won’t stop making this public - if he thinks it’s ok, and if you think it’s ok, then you should be fine with it being transparent and known about","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-424"},{"timestamp":1778330220,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And if I die first, the note will have a rolling credits sequence, haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-425"},{"timestamp":1778330220,"iso":"2026-05-09T13:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is not going to change, absolutely and categorically not, not until one of us dies or he stops treating me like this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-426"},{"timestamp":1778333460,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:31:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I really, really don’t appreciate this: “keep quiet about it or else he might leave you”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-427"},{"timestamp":1778333520,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:32:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just letting you know he’s pissed off about it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-428"},{"timestamp":1778333520,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:32:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s not what I was saying whatsoever","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-429"},{"timestamp":1778333820,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s fine, I’m just letting you know it’s what I’m doing","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-430"},{"timestamp":1778333880,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you for the information about what Oli is doing","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-431"},{"timestamp":1778333940,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Since you think he shouldn’t treat me this way, maybe you could let him know how it makes me feel, in the same way you let me know he was pissed off by my telling people about it?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-432"},{"timestamp":1778334000,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way, why do you think he is pissed off by my telling people how he has treated me?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-433"},{"timestamp":1778334000,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Does it occur to you to tell him that, if he’s ashamed of people knowing how he’s behaved, maybe he shouldn’t behave that way?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-434"},{"timestamp":1778334000,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or does it only occur to you to tell me to shut up about it?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-435"},{"timestamp":1778334000,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With respect","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-436"},{"timestamp":1778334060,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, we have been friends for ten years, and I cannot believe I am hearing this from you, to be 100% honest","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-437"},{"timestamp":1778334060,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is so unbelievably fucked","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-438"},{"timestamp":1778334060,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Just letting you know he’s pissed off and may leave you”, what the ungodly fuck","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-439"},{"timestamp":1778334240,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:44:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m really just trying to help the situation. I don’t like seeing either of you in this way. I didn’t say, he may leave you, nor do I think that’s the case.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-440"},{"timestamp":1778334240,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:44:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me speak with him.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-441"},{"timestamp":1778334360,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How can you not see this?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-442"},{"timestamp":1778334360,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How is your response to this “hey, I’m just letting you know that Oli is angry about you telling people how you treat him, just in case, ya know, maybe you might consider changing your behaviour” — wtf","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-443"},{"timestamp":1778334360,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How on earth is this defensible?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-444"},{"timestamp":1778334360,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know if he’s got people under some kind of fucking telepathic field or something, but this is not right ????? !","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-445"},{"timestamp":1778334420,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Leaving is fine","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-446"},{"timestamp":1778334420,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please do","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-447"},{"timestamp":1778334480,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not going to stay quiet about what he says or does to me, though, and please don’t ask me that again","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-448"},{"timestamp":1778334600,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:50:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t say that. Objectively I think a pause would be best, but it’s clear that’s not you want, so I’ll leave it. I was mostly referring to the emails &videos you sent his mother, that wasn’t constructive. I’m","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-449"},{"timestamp":1778334600,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am deeply hurt by you treating this situation as if it were neutral and nobody were at fault","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-450"},{"timestamp":1778334660,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t understand","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-451"},{"timestamp":1778334660,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he shouldn’t treat me like this, why are you absolutely fine with it?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-452"},{"timestamp":1778334660,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If it’s wrong, why won’t you tell him it’s wrong?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-453"},{"timestamp":1778334660,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why doesn’t it upset you at all?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-454"},{"timestamp":1778334720,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:52:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How is it ok?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-455"},{"timestamp":1778334780,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m absolutely not","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-456","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1778334780,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me speak with him Sam.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-457"},{"timestamp":1778334780,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And wrong","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-458","edited":true},{"timestamp":1778334780,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you tell him to change his behaviour? It doesn’t sound like it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-459"},{"timestamp":1778334780,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is fucked up","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-460"},{"timestamp":1778334780,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you squarely on his side here?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-461"},{"timestamp":1778334780,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you talking about his being pissed off as if he has a right to be, as if I should change my behaviour rather than he his?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-462"},{"timestamp":1778334780,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why is that my problem?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-463"},{"timestamp":1778334780,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why should he be upset at me being honest about how he’s treated me?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-464"},{"timestamp":1778334840,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:54:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What the fuck is even happening here?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-465"},{"timestamp":1778334840,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:54:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are - you’re telling me I should change, and you’re talking to him as if he has no hand in the situation","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-466"},{"timestamp":1778334900,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have never felt more utterly fucking alone and hopeless than seeing you and everyone cheerfully going around with Oli as if he’s done nothing wrong, as if I don’t matter at all","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-467"},{"timestamp":1778334900,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What the fuck","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-468"},{"timestamp":1778334960,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:56:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why didn’t you talk to him to begin with? Why talk to me? How on earth am I the one who needs to be talked to here?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-469"},{"timestamp":1778334960,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:56:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“Please stay quiet, Sam, Oli is in danger of getting pissed off when you tell people what he does to you”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-470"},{"timestamp":1778335020,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:57:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am I not fucking pissed off? Am I not hurt? Does that count for anything to you? Does it trouble you? Did you think to tell him a fucking thing? What the fuck!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-471"},{"timestamp":1778335140,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:59:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"All I’m saying is a few days of a break on this would do everyone the world of good. \n\nI’m not saying that at all Sam, I just think a different approach would be better! \n\nI’m really sorry to see you like this no one deserves this whatsoever, let me see if I can reach him. I really hope you can both resolve soon as possible.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-472"},{"timestamp":1778335140,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel like I’m being abused by almost everyone I considered my friends, as well as the person I considered and still do consider the love of my life","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-473"},{"timestamp":1778335140,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just … I don’t know what is even happening here","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-474"},{"timestamp":1778335140,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m sorry for shouting","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-475"},{"timestamp":1778335140,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So thanks for that, Damien","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-476"},{"timestamp":1778335140,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The world has gone upside down","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-477"},{"timestamp":1778335140,"iso":"2026-05-09T14:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, that’s all you’re saying","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-478"},{"timestamp":1778335200,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know we have argued at points but I genuinely do not think I deserve this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-479"},{"timestamp":1778335260,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, I won’t keep quiet about what Oli says and does to me, and if he is “pissed off” about that then perhaps you could talk to him and not to me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-480"},{"timestamp":1778335260,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is non-negotiable - I am *not* going to be quiet about this any more - if you say nothing else to him, perhaps you could at the very least “let him know” that","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-481"},{"timestamp":1778335500,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hard fucking lesson","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-482"},{"timestamp":1778335500,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose Oli is right in what he so often mocks me for, that I have no friends","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-483"},{"timestamp":1778335500,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It seems I don’t and he does","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-484"},{"timestamp":1778335560,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m glad you two are such good friends and I hope I haven’t stood in the way of that with my misery at what he does to me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-485"},{"timestamp":1778335560,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you for recognising that it is undeserved, even if you’re still fine with him treating me undeservedly","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-486"},{"timestamp":1778335620,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is nice to know where I stand with people, I guess, but I am hurt that Oli is fine with this and content to tell me ‘fuck you’ with the support of all you lovely people who are such good friends to him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-487"},{"timestamp":1778335740,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And thank you for being such a reliable proxy for his totally insincere breakup threats, intended to get me to shut up about behaviour he doesn’t want people knowing about","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-488"},{"timestamp":1778335740,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This has been lovely","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-489"},{"timestamp":1778335800,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:10:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will not shut up, please understand that and please, if you’re willing, convey it to Oli","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-490"},{"timestamp":1778335800,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:10:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe he should treat the one person who has loved him in a way that is not vicious, bullying, and contemptuous, but I guess I’ll have to find another messenger to get that message to him while he’s applying the silent treatment to me to try to get me to shut up","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-491"},{"timestamp":1778335860,"iso":"2026-05-09T15:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But thank you for asking, Damien, old friend","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-492"},{"timestamp":1778350020,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for answering ❤️ Obviously \n\nI am asking this partly for Oli’s sake. He says it’s a miracle I have stayed. Most people have stormed off, saying he was mad. \n\n\n\n\nI was just reading my old messages with Oli. Do you know how much I worried about him when he told me he was really Albanian, that his name was Klevis Leka, that he cut people’s heads off for an Albanian drug cartel, that (he loved inserting boy/girlfriends into every such lie, weirdly) he had a girlfriend called Leah who was loyal to him, etc? Do you know what that does to you? When I was absolutely desperate, in January, I reached out to you to see if you might know anything, and immediately he said that none of it had been true, that I shouldn’t have contacted you (he was “pissed off” about that too), that I shouldn’t say any more, and that he would handle it by saying I was mad and had made it all up. Do you think it was decent of him to tell you that? Do you think it was decent to you? To me? To tell me that stuff, stuff that fucked with my head and made me absolutely terrified for him as well as heartbroken that I would likely never have the chance to be with this person with whom I was hopelessly in love, and then to deal with it by saying I was mad? He has never apologised. He has never explained himself. He just says “yeah I lied about all that, anyway trust me now or else you’re causing problems”. How can you tell me this is ok? What would you do if you were me? Please, seriously, tell me what you would do, and we can discuss this.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-493"},{"timestamp":1778350080,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:08:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And he’s still doing this. He tells me he is dangerously ill, and then screams at me when I take him seriously and want to check up on him and make sure he’s not going to die:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-494"},{"timestamp":1778350260,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think this is acceptable behaviour? If so, why should I not tell people about it? It’s fine, right? Or is it not, but you think I should shut up and suffer it in silence so your good friend Oli doesn’t have to be ‘pissed off’?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-495"},{"timestamp":1778350320,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love that boy to absolute tiny pieces, but I hate that he treats me this way and I hate that you and everyone else collude in it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-496"},{"timestamp":1778350380,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Challenging abuse is not hatred and it is not ‘being difficult’ or ‘causing problems’","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-497"},{"timestamp":1778350500,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel completely betrayed and abandoned, to be perfectly honest, and I think I have been","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-498"},{"timestamp":1778350620,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I may not always have got on with you and I may not have been responsive enough or whatever, but I … I just don’t know, really, I barely know which way is up, I don’t see how on earth you can look at this and think the person to talk to is me and the thing to say is “maybe shut up about it so he doesn’t get pissed off”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-499"},{"timestamp":1778350740,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He is refusing to apologise, refusing to change course in any way, so why on EARTH do you think “be quiet for a few days and then trust him again” is a solution? Please tell me why I should trust him again and where it will end. Will you trust him with me, and you can come along for the ride and see where it ends up?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-500"},{"timestamp":1778350800,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He has been nasty and bullying and has fucked with my head by telling me insane lies again and again, and treated me with so much contempt that it is a miracle I have stayed, and nobody else ever has - why do you not mind that your good friend Oli does this to his boyfriend?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-501"},{"timestamp":1778350860,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could you please tell me what you would do, in my position? Like, seriously, tell me what you would do. (Usually the advice is ‘break up with him’, but you are the one person who’s not advising that and also not advising what I’m doing, so I am curious what on earth else is left.)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-502"},{"timestamp":1778350920,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m sorry to be angry, I just don’t feel I should be having this argument, I feel the conversation should have been with him, not me. Frankly I find it staggering that you came to me.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-503"},{"timestamp":1778351280,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose my main question is this: why should I not tell people about the totally fine stuff that your good friend Oli says and does to me?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-504"},{"timestamp":1778351640,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:34:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean tbqh, you probably won’t like my opinion. I honestly think that a lot of relationships are like this and you just don’t see it. I’m not condoning what he’s done, and it makes be sad to see how awful you’re feeling about all of this. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. I’ve been through tough relationships before and I know how horrible it feels when you’re in the middle of one of these rows. \n\nJust to be clear, I didn’t say you should stay quiet or put up with it, absolutely not. I was only suggesting you give yourself some time as it’s clearly driving you spare, and I don’t think in long run involving everyone in a group chat is productive, I think emotions are running high and maybe a distraction would give you some time to think. I don’t think sending endless messages is the best look.\n\nHave you heard from him at all?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-505"},{"timestamp":1778351640,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How would you feel if you were me?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-506"},{"timestamp":1778351700,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Frankly how the fuck can you come to me and tell me I should suck this up, and not tell him that?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-507"},{"timestamp":1778351700,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m sorry, but … I just do not understand what is going on here","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-508"},{"timestamp":1778351760,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:36:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I would probably feel exactly how you’re feeling right now, I’d be extremely bitter and hopeless, I probably wouldn’t listen to my own advice","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-509"},{"timestamp":1778351760,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:36:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not telling you to suck it up. Not at all","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-510"},{"timestamp":1778351760,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you were me, how would you feel about what you were saying, and that you were saying it to me, not him?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-511"},{"timestamp":1778351760,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why should I not tell people?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-512"},{"timestamp":1778351880,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:38:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oli does what he wants always has always will, I don’t think it’s right the way he’s treated you.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-513"},{"timestamp":1778351880,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Alone, maybe?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-514"},{"timestamp":1778351880,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you *told him* it’s not right?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-515"},{"timestamp":1778351880,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you said anything to him that is disapproving?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-516"},{"timestamp":1778351880,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like everyone was on his side?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-517"},{"timestamp":1778351880,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like he had behaved unconscionably and people are telling you to shut up about it because it’s unconscionable?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-518"},{"timestamp":1778351880,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or only to me?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-519"},{"timestamp":1778351880,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What have you said?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-520"},{"timestamp":1778351940,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:39:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t understand w he made up such mad nonsense","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-521"},{"timestamp":1778351940,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:39:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wouldn’t know where to begin, it’s bizarre?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-522"},{"timestamp":1778351940,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you told him he shouldn’t treat me this way, or only told me I shouldn’t tell people he has?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-523"},{"timestamp":1778351940,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How do you think that fucking makes me feel, Damien? What the fuck","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-524"},{"timestamp":1778351940,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Never ever fucking for him, Christ","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-525"},{"timestamp":1778351940,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well you knew where to begin with me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-526"},{"timestamp":1778351940,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why is all your advice for me?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-527"},{"timestamp":1778351940,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why tell me I shouldn’t tell people?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-528"},{"timestamp":1778352000,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:40:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No Sam, I was just suggesting you give yourself a break, you’ll drive yourself mad.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-529"},{"timestamp":1778352000,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am I going fucking mad","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-530"},{"timestamp":1778352000,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And he might leave me?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-531"},{"timestamp":1778352000,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because he’s “pissed off” that I told people?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-532"},{"timestamp":1778352000,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you listened to yourself? How the fuck would you feel if you were me? How is this ok????","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-533"},{"timestamp":1778352000,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-534"},{"timestamp":1778352000,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not a fucking word for him? Just to me, to tell me to shut up?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-535"},{"timestamp":1778352060,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:41:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But if what you say is true what do you say to that","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-536"},{"timestamp":1778352060,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:41:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I never said he might leave you, If you just read over your messages I never said that. I think with the group chats th various emails, it escalates things much more than they need to be.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-537"},{"timestamp":1778352060,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:41:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not on his side.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-538"},{"timestamp":1778352060,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:41:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why will you not say A FUCKING WORD to him?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-539","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778352060,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he’s pissed off and if he’s sad to be on bad terms, why don’t you give him advice, not me?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-540"},{"timestamp":1778352060,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh it doesn’t need to be? Well, tell me what you would do, then","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-541"},{"timestamp":1778352060,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you fine that he does this?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-542"},{"timestamp":1778352060,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you his friend and not troubled by this, but you come to me with advice to be quiet about it?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-543"},{"timestamp":1778352060,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you on his side?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-544"},{"timestamp":1778352120,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:42:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"“ hey Oli, why did you prtend to be an Albanian orphan who killed his mother”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-545"},{"timestamp":1778352120,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then he comes to me and wants my trust","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-546"},{"timestamp":1778352120,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you say I should give him my trust","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-547"},{"timestamp":1778352120,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He said “so I could wank over my imagination of myself through you”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-548"},{"timestamp":1778352120,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have said that","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-549"},{"timestamp":1778352120,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would love that","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-550"},{"timestamp":1778352120,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On another occasion he said “to test you”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-551"},{"timestamp":1778352120,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tell me how that enrs","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-552"},{"timestamp":1778352180,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:43:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Wtf","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-553","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1778352180,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you haven’t seen fit to tell him anything","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-554"},{"timestamp":1778352180,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He doesn’t think he has to, and you don’t think he has to either","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-555"},{"timestamp":1778352180,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He hasn’t even explained or accounted for himself","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-556"},{"timestamp":1778352180,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You think I should suck it up and not breathe a word to anyone lest he become pissed off","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-557"},{"timestamp":1778352240,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually just ask him, because I’m interested to see if he’ll lie, and if he doesn’t lie then it saves me a bit of looking for it now","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-558"},{"timestamp":1778352240,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He has treated me fucking horribly","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-559"},{"timestamp":1778352240,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am hopelessly in love with him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-560"},{"timestamp":1778352240,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not here to fucking destroy him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-561"},{"timestamp":1778352240,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-562"},{"timestamp":1778352240,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please understand this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-563"},{"timestamp":1778352240,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When he is nice to me, I am the happiest person in the world","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-564"},{"timestamp":1778352240,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With absolute contempt and vileness","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-565"},{"timestamp":1778352240,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, it was in one of the videos I sent yesterday to the chat, and you can find it in the iMessages between us, or just ask him if he said it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-566"},{"timestamp":1778352300,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:45:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No one is saying you’re at fault","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-567"},{"timestamp":1778352300,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-568"},{"timestamp":1778352300,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I adore him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-569"},{"timestamp":1778352300,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just wish he were fucking nice to me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-570"},{"timestamp":1778352300,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I make that extremely clear to him at length","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-571"},{"timestamp":1778352300,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What is even going on?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-572"},{"timestamp":1778352300,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why am I the one at fault here? Why am I meant to put up with this? Why is he fine and loved and ok to do this?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-573"},{"timestamp":1778352360,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You’re saying I should be quiet","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-574"},{"timestamp":1778352360,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You’ve said nothing to him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-575"},{"timestamp":1778352420,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:47:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think the whole thing has brought you to despair. I think need to distract yourself before it consumes you!\n\nYou said yourself he always come back around.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-576"},{"timestamp":1778352420,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What do you think he needs to do?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-577"},{"timestamp":1778352480,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:48:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But frankly If I were you I’d run for the hills","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-578"},{"timestamp":1778352480,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But this is not ok and his friends should not all support and collude in it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-579"},{"timestamp":1778352480,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think he needs to do anything, or just wait for me to come around?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-580"},{"timestamp":1778352480,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Earlier you said the bond was great and we should be together","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-581"},{"timestamp":1778352480,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He is not evil and he is capable of change","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-582"},{"timestamp":1778352480,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t want to write him off","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-583"},{"timestamp":1778352480,"iso":"2026-05-09T19:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you, that is the first sorta supportive thing","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-584"},{"timestamp":1778353500,"iso":"2026-05-09T20:05:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it’s a shame when things don’t work out, and you both seemed so good together, but honestly I don’t think it should be this hard. All the stuff with murdering his mother Albanian drug lord or whatever was, is a lot to deal with, I don’t know how you’ve done it so far. I really wouldn’t know where to begin with any of it. I think you feel you’d feel much better at the very least he’d apologize, but in my experience, I’ve wasted so much time torturing myself looking for an apology or an explanation and never did.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-585"},{"timestamp":1778355540,"iso":"2026-05-09T20:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I’m just watching King Charles’s speech to Congress with my grandma at her instigation but then will reply to try to explain","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-586"},{"timestamp":1778355600,"iso":"2026-05-09T20:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I will never give up on Oli, ever, and I find it hard to put into words what he is to me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-587"},{"timestamp":1778355900,"iso":"2026-05-09T20:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For now please please tell him I love him to pieces, because I do","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-588"},{"timestamp":1778355960,"iso":"2026-05-09T20:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I miss him horribly","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-589"},{"timestamp":1778357700,"iso":"2026-05-09T21:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, did you say Oli was sad? What does he mean by ‘sad’? He’s the one who blocked me and told me to fuck off - I am desperate to talk to him and have been trying to call him again and again - I eventually disabled caller ID and called him and he told me to ‘fuck off’ - so what does he mean by ‘sad’???","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-590"},{"timestamp":1778358060,"iso":"2026-05-09T21:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am beginning to wonder, because you are saying things that don’t quite make sense to me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-591"},{"timestamp":1778358060,"iso":"2026-05-09T21:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait sorry could you just explain to me your understanding of the situation? What exactly has Oli told you?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-592"},{"timestamp":1778358120,"iso":"2026-05-09T21:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not the one who is refusing to talk to him - he is the one refusing to talk to me, which he does whenever I question him, to discipline me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-593"},{"timestamp":1778358120,"iso":"2026-05-09T21:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it is cruel and I am desperate for him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-594","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778358300,"iso":"2026-05-09T21:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ that was from last Sunday - I do stand by ‘morally floppy’, sorry","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-595"},{"timestamp":1778360400,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-596","attachments":["static/photos/fb_633b497f04.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1778360400,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"red = he hasn’t replied to me\ngreen = he messaged in that 15-min block\ngrey (extremely rare) = I haven’t replied to him, usu briefly while asleep","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-597"},{"timestamp":1778360760,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He cares about your judgement of him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-598"},{"timestamp":1778360760,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he’s telling you that he’s desperate to talk to me, that is manipulative and untrue - he is the one refusing to speak to me because I asked him to explain why he did all that stuff, and he prefers to block me and blank me and scream at me to fuck off than to have that conversation","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-599"},{"timestamp":1778360760,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you say something to him, he will listen","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-600"},{"timestamp":1778360820,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not asking you to destroy him or tell him off, I am not using you as a pawn, I promise, I love that boy more than I have ever loved or will ever love anyone","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-601"},{"timestamp":1778360940,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hold on, let me find some of my messages to him to show you how I feel, because I think maybe you remember the me-Oli relationship of mid 2023 and you don’t really know how much that shifted at the end of that year / start of the next","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-602"},{"timestamp":1778360940,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though you maybe remember meeting us and Firsov for a drink at Bond St at the end of Feb","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-603"},{"timestamp":1778361060,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:11:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry Sam, I’m just on a hike","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-604"},{"timestamp":1778361060,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:11:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will read these after","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-605"},{"timestamp":1778361120,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-606"},{"timestamp":1778361180,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly thank you for saying what you have, you have made me feel 100x less mad and distressed","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-607"},{"timestamp":1778361300,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nobody else has said a fucking thing in even mild criticism of Oli, except Tudor, and what he said was too much and too little (“I won’t say he should change” / “not because it’s not wrong, but because he can’t”)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-608"},{"timestamp":1778361360,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Now that you’ve agreed it’s wrong, I have instantly flipped back to instinctively protecting him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-609"},{"timestamp":1778361540,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love that boy more than anything ever - he is everything to me - he just can’t go on like this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-610"},{"timestamp":1778361660,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it’s over now, anyway, the old arrangement, because everyone now knows we are boyfriends, so there is no possible way he can go back - now he’s just sulking before his eventual return, and he knows it, and I said so many times that this could have been avoided and he said “fuck you”, so … what am I meant to do?!?! Like, maybe just sit down and have a conversation and don’t openly say “fuck you, do your best” and then cry when I do my best … argh I love that daft creature but he is so maddening in his expectations","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-611"},{"timestamp":1778361960,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“I must be able to do whatever I want to you, no matter how abusive and/or treacherous, and in turn you must treat me by the highest standard of care”, lol","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-612"},{"timestamp":1778362080,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did he tell you he sent that Nate chat to my parents?\n\n(dw, that was a rhetorical question, I know he didn’t tell you)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-613"},{"timestamp":1778362200,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:30:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The 15-year-old (actually 16, fortunately) I had that slightly deranged WhatsApp conversation with in my Goodge St period, I know I sent it to you too","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-614"},{"timestamp":1778362260,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:31:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This was how I reacted to Oli sending that to my parents, three years after I sent it to him, which could quite easily have had me imprisoned for something he didn’t consider wrong for three years","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-615"},{"timestamp":1778362440,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-616","attachments":["static/photos/fb_6a3b1bc1d2.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1778362560,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have no clue how omni-forgiving and adoring I have been - I have forgiven that beloved creature so, so unbelievably much, and you are seeing the grief and heartbreak and desperate attempt at self-assertion that comes after several years of this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-617"},{"timestamp":1778362680,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-618","attachments":["static/photos/fb_c26c1275f7.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1778362680,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here, by the way, are all the texts I’ve sent him while he’s been ignoring me, just in case you think it’s me who is blanking him:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-619"},{"timestamp":1778362680,"iso":"2026-05-09T22:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, new screenshot since last one was a bit fucked:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-620"},{"timestamp":1778398860,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:41:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oli hasn’t said much other than what was in the group chat, although I’ve known him from when he was say school doing his GCSEs, and I can tell he’s quite upset, he won’t explicitly say it, but I ca hear his voice shaking.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-621","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778398860,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:41:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s such beautiful message you wrote Sam, if only Oli knew how lucky he was to have someone love and care about him so much.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-622"},{"timestamp":1778399040,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:44:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-623","attachments":["static/photos/fb_04e1400296.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1778399040,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:44:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think he genuinely loves and cares about you, but part of it is this old upper class English thing, rather than explaining to you, it just ends up spiraling. \n\nIt was very nice of you to send that voice note of him talking about me. I was quite surprised actually, most of the things babs has said about me behind my back are usually moot very nice at all, in fact I remember being quite upset by it in the past, so I can understand a how hurtful it is for you! I mean with the hurtful things he’s said to me, I know he’s a good person, and quite sensitive under that exterior, which a lot of people don’t see or suspect.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-624"},{"timestamp":1778399100,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:45:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wasn’t lying when I said I went hiking last night, I’ve been sleeping this afternoon, I’m sorry but I haven’t been able to give your messages my full attention, please bear with me.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-625"},{"timestamp":1778399160,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wow, looks beautiful! Also nah I didn’t think you were lying, and I just woke up and am not in a hurry! I have learned from all this Oli stuff to live slowly…","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-626"},{"timestamp":1778399220,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he’s upset, I’m sorry to hear that, but I’ve been upset for weeks and it hasn’t bothered him enough to stop ignoring me, so at some point he needs to learn to act decently rather than acting in a vile way and then getting upset when others are … well, not even anywhere near vile … in return","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-627"},{"timestamp":1778399280,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m tired of Oli being treated as if he were a lion or a volcano or some other unaccountable thing, while I’m the one who’s expected to put up with everything and treat him far more decently than he treats me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-628"},{"timestamp":1778399760,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:56:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean the central problem here is that he hasn’t minded when I was upset, and rightly upset","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-629"},{"timestamp":1778399760,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:56:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then when I say it, the problem becomes that I don’t mind that it upsets him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-630"},{"timestamp":1778399760,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:56:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You didn’t know that because I didn’t say it because I wasn’t allowed to","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-631"},{"timestamp":1778399820,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:57:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, I’m sorry, Oli, but there were a thousand ways out of this and you refused all of them and said “fuck you, do your best”, so it’s a bit much to then cry as if he’s been wronged when I tell people how he’s behaved/behaving","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-632"},{"timestamp":1778399940,"iso":"2026-05-10T08:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He can’t reject fairness and decency and then come and complain that I have treated him unfairly - if I have been unfair, it has been in how little I have done in response to what he has done","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-633"},{"timestamp":1778400060,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Has he thought about how I have felt? Has that bothered him while he’s been ignoring me for weeks and weeks, and telling me to fuck off when I called?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-634"},{"timestamp":1778400060,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Seemingly not","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-635"},{"timestamp":1778400120,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:02:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So why does he expect so much from me while treating me terribly and not caring about how I feel? I honestly do not understand how he thinks he can make that argument","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-636"},{"timestamp":1778400180,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:03:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But if “Oli does what he wants”, then, I’m sorry, Sam does what he wants too","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-637"},{"timestamp":1778400360,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I do love him, I just … I can’t be expected to uphold these sorts of drastically higher standards while he treats me with total contempt","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-638"},{"timestamp":1778400420,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:07:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I totally get it, I don’t know how you could, I think that it would damage the relationship you have with yourself.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-639","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1778400420,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:07:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You can’t be continued to feel like this, it’s not fair!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-640"},{"timestamp":1778400420,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think just being sensitive makes him a good person - I think being sensitive to *me* would make him a good person, whereas he has been sensitive to himself and insensitive to me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-641"},{"timestamp":1778400480,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:08:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because this upsets him whereas my distress doesn’t upset him, so this communicates my distress, and it also makes me feel more sane and makes him more answerable if others know","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-642"},{"timestamp":1778400480,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:08:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But since that’s the case, well, that’s why I’m doing this, I suppose","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-643"},{"timestamp":1778400540,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it’s natural and healthy and normal that the community around us knows what’s going on, rather than him being able to hide it behind the internet and everyone siloed and given their own version of the truth","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-644"},{"timestamp":1778400540,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he’s upset, and if he wants to appeal to the norms of civilised people, then he needs to start living by them","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-645"},{"timestamp":1778400600,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:10:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"His behavior is disappointing, and I really don’t like the way he’s treated you!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-646"},{"timestamp":1778400600,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:10:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Otherwise, like, sorry, you don’t get to appeal to the Geneva conventions 🤷‍♂️","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-647"},{"timestamp":1778400660,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:11:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think those were very beautiful sweet messages you wrote to him, I don’t think he deserves them darling. x","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-648"},{"timestamp":1778400660,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He can’t carry on like this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-649"},{"timestamp":1778400660,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hope he starts to!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-650"},{"timestamp":1778400660,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he wants his autonomy, if he wants to say “fuck you, I’ll do what I want”, then he doesn’t get to come back and complain and ask me for decent treatment in return","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-651"},{"timestamp":1778400660,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks 🙏 Neither do I, and neither do I like that he’s complaining about my telling people while showing no contrition about the behaviour itself","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-652"},{"timestamp":1778400720,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know he’s coming back, but this time I’m not going to wait politely, I’m going to use that time (in which apparently neither of us has to treat each other decently) to maximum effect","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-653"},{"timestamp":1778400780,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And telling people is the most productive/effective thing I can do, because then he can’t do this again","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-654"},{"timestamp":1778400840,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:14:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The other thing I could do, and haven’t done, is going to the police (who are investigating him for taking money from his ailing grandfather) with our old chats","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-655"},{"timestamp":1778400900,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"I can withdraw his money and send it to myself if I so wish (and tell him good excuses what's going on with it).\" (03.10.2023, 5:56:13 pm)\n\n\"His pension is £9k a month so that is essentially my income\" (27.09.2023, 3:12:34 am)\n\n\"so essentially I have an OK income\" (27.09.2023, 3:12:47 am)\n\n\"I get his income (he gives to me oddly) because I manage his accounts etc. power of attorney\" (27.09.2023, 3:12:26 am)\n\n\"I have the available money to spend hundreds a night on the drugs they want lol\" (27.09.2023, 3:26:41 am)\n\n\"I do spend a lot on coke which is maybe an extravagance. Sometimes nice restaurants, an extravagance. Sometimes nice booze, an extravagance.\" (03.10.2023, 5:58:08 pm)\n\n\"Maybe you don't have shares but liquidating them is a great way of raising substantial amounts of sums to piss up the wall.\" (03.10.2023, 6:00:27 pm)\n\n\"That is one thing which I should be controlled over but they don't know about it.\" (03.10.2023, 6:00:40 pm)\n\n\"I don't know why my grandpa is so staid about expenditure or uses of money. Ironically, as I do for so many, or most, of my expenditure, I could get away with it if I had a particularly clever justification. He just doesn't like the idea of a wastrel being frivolous. Well, fuck, he's got one! It would devastate him to know that and I don't think I'd be very happy with myself!\" (30.09.2023, 2:28:34 am)\n\n\"I have an income based on dividends and sometimes what I rapidly liquidate and also sometimes money I put into my account if I convince grandpa I need x Y Z amount.\" (03.10.2023, 5:01:26 pm)\n\n\"I have a sanctimonious suited man who is called a financial advisor. Maybe you have the same.\" (03.10.2023, 6:03:55 pm)\n\n\"He does me and grandpa. Odd. So I feel another element of control there.\" (03.10.2023, 6:04:12 pm)\n\n\"But from time to time I can get away with it.\" (03.10.2023, 6:04:21 pm)\n\n\"Like I have been able to this last year when he's been ill.\" (03.10.2023, 6:04:29 pm)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-656"},{"timestamp":1778400900,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"His current argument to the police is that all the spending was authorised by his grandfather (who is now too impaired to testify reliably either way, so he is likely to get away with it if nothing changes)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-657"},{"timestamp":1778400900,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Our old chats would absolutely blow up that brittle equilibrium","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-658"},{"timestamp":1778401020,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But Oli should understand that what he is getting is Seriously Restrained Sam, given his behaviour towards me, given what he went to my parents with, etc, so forgive me if I don’t have much sympathy when he cries about me going to a bunch of people on Facebook to tell them the basics of how he treats me socially","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-659","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778401020,"iso":"2026-05-10T09:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I haven’t done that and I probably won’t, largely because I think his grandfather was a cunt who molested his daughter, thus setting in motion the whole chain of evil that led Oli to be as he is, and I don’t have much sympathy for his uncles (who made the complaint out of inheritance grievance) either","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-660"},{"timestamp":1778459940,"iso":"2026-05-11T01:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-661","attachments":["static/photos/fb_a4f8f7d204.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1778459940,"iso":"2026-05-11T01:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Another setup? What do you mean?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-662"},{"timestamp":1778459940,"iso":"2026-05-11T01:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is what I said to the police, fwiw:\n\nMy boyfriend Oli lives with two men, Mr Cherny and Mr Riannon. He has hinted at Mr Cherny controlling him. He has never paid rent, ever, on the £2k/month room that he occupies. On one occasion he said to me he wanted to come and live with me on account of his housemates (my impression is that he means Mr Cherny, chiefly) controlling him. He then asked me to meet him the next day so he could explain what he meant; I met him, but instead of telling me anything he simply said that he could no longer come and live with me, that Mr Cherny wanted him there as some form of security on his arrears.\n\nMy impression is that it is highly unusual for a landlord of a tenant who is £18k in arrears, and has no conceivable route to repaying those arrears let alone those that accrue every additional month, to keep that tenant in the room rather than evicting him and pursuing the debt through the courts.\n\nIn any event, Mr Cherny (or his own actual landlord, Mrs Alston and I think Mr Warren) does not have an HMO license, and Mr Cherny almost certainly doesn’t have a contractual right to sublet even if the leaseholders/freeholders did have an HMO license, so I don’t think the debt would be terribly enforceable. I just … the whole thing gives me an extremely off vibe. I am sorry to be vague. I don’t know what exactly is going on but I am appealing to you to just take a look around the house and see what is going on. There are endless drugs, prostitutes, bags of smuggled Eastern European and Russian cigarettes, etc around the house. It is in a state.\n\nThere are air purifiers all over the place, in every room, for some reason, and there are CCTV cameras filming the front and door in high def - I think they route to a home or cloud server.\n\nOli is not allowed to have me to visit him at home. He once remarked that he would have to smuggle me in, and then gave up on the idea because of all the CCTV. He has become very panicked when I have messaged Mr Cherny or Mr Riannon (again, Mr Cherny in particular) to ask them to have him check his phone. Disproportionately panicked.\n\nOn occasion he has hinted obliquely at their criminal connections and that he feared them (again I think this really means Mr Cherny, or mainly Mr Cherny). Oli has been ‘kept’ for housing before. I think this is not an uncommon path for boys who were sexually abused in childhood. I don’t know. I may be wrong. If so, I’m sorry.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-663"},{"timestamp":1778461020,"iso":"2026-05-11T01:57:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-664","attachments":["static/photos/fb_a4f8f7d204.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1778461080,"iso":"2026-05-11T01:58:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean it had a kitchenette, bathroom, snug etc etc","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-665"},{"timestamp":1778461080,"iso":"2026-05-11T01:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also realise it’s possible he 100% isn’t and there’s no reality to what he’s said - in that event I just don’t think he can really blame me or expect anything else","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-666"},{"timestamp":1778461080,"iso":"2026-05-11T01:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have reported it to the police, based on everything Oli has told me, because it sounds concerning enough and I genuinely believe he’s talking about something real, at least in part","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-667"},{"timestamp":1778461080,"iso":"2026-05-11T01:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, like a granny flat?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-668"},{"timestamp":1778461140,"iso":"2026-05-11T01:59:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah exactly","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-669"},{"timestamp":1778461200,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you have any idea why he would give Oli a room despite his never paying any rent and having no money or route to getting money to pay rent with? And why Oli is scared of moving out, and says Cherny wants him to stay there ‘as security’ until his arrears are paid (how?)?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-670"},{"timestamp":1778461200,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"None of this sounds terribly above board","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-671"},{"timestamp":1778461560,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I realise maybe he’s lying, but he has told me that and told me to take him seriously, so fuck it, I am taking it seriously","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-672"},{"timestamp":1778462040,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:14:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to be so pissed off if he’s lying, but I am no longer living in this hinterland where he says things and expects me to treat them as true and false at the same time","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-673"},{"timestamp":1778462100,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hope it’s true, and that this might save him from someone genuinely malign and dangerous","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-674"},{"timestamp":1778462160,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I’m not 100% convinced of what Oli has said","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-675"},{"timestamp":1778462160,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know if that’s your sense of Mr Cherny? He seems like an asshole at the very least","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-676"},{"timestamp":1778462280,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:18:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The brief time I was at the house I didn’t get any impression that he was being controlled. Very weird, I really don’t think Sam is the type whatsoever.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-677"},{"timestamp":1778462460,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you read all the stuff he said there? Or listen to that voice recording? That seems to say otherwise","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-678"},{"timestamp":1778462520,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sender,Message\nOli,Couldn't have got this and read this at a better time.\nOli,Just typing up the notes from meeting and trying to formulate it into something proper\nOli,And doing a vegetarian roast for a change lol\nOli,Then could maybe have a check in if it is a suitable time. I think around midnight-1. We can force an early night on ourselves ❤\nOli,How has your day been? Mine has been a mix with all of this but at least something to do.\nSam,\"Hmm, I’m interested to hear more about this 👀 if you’re around shall we call and talk a bit? I’d love to actually 💖\"\nSam,\"Aw, sweet, how come? My friend Alan was a vegetarian at Cambridge in the 1950s and he said they were just given the same nut roast every single night, haha\"\nSam,\"It’s been pretty quiet - I let Pig out and she got into a fight with the neighbour cat, haha\"\nSam,Let me know when you’re around 🤙\nOli,\"I am around now, having just been shouted at and viewed as a piece of shit by people here.\"\nOli,I have been like a slave all day\nSam,\"Cool, I’m around now too - sorry to hear that 🙁\"\nSam,I love you\nSam,\"Want to talk? (Text or call, I’m easy)\"\nOli,\"Well, I know you're sorry but it happens all the time now\"\nOli,I am just calming down and trying to have some normality\nOli,\"I have forgotten, like last time, all nice things I wanted to say\"\nSam,What happens all the time? You being treated like a slave?\nOli,And being shouted at by housemates\nOli,Or one or two\nSam,Shouted at why?\nOli,And having my living situation inadvertently compromised by a partner\nOli,Sam@msgr\nOli,For violating privacy\nSam,Oli@msgr\nOli,Among other things\nOli,It makes no sense\nOli,I can't carry on I am in a loop of hell if this keeps going on\nOli,Just going to detach from myself and smoke and calm down\nSam,\"Wait, could you explain? Why would they shout at you? About what? Saying what?\"\nSam,I don’t quite understand what privacy these people have in a house where they frequently order prostitutes\nOli,I will I am just going to calm down\nSam,Fair enough\nSam,\"I have to say that if you don’t want me to nudge you via your flatmates when you agreed to call me, maybe the thing to do would have been to answer my several texts within roughly the time window that you said you’d call…? I don’t really know what else to do when you do this - nothing else seems to work, and I’m slightly reluctant to be criticised for doing anything at all\"\nSam,I think some of the onus falls on you to not say you’ll call and then completely blank my texts and leave me on read until hours later\nOli,I was already being spoken to then\nSam,\"If you were busy being shouted at that whole time, then you were multitasking and browsing Instagram too, haha\"\nSam,\"Ah, snap\"\nSam,A renaissance man 😉\nOli,\"And when I failed to reply, after I started browsing Instagram on my laptop to show X/Y what I had been doing, it got worse\"\nOli,\"I dont know what to say and frankly I, like last time, want to drift off into oblivion\"\nOli,It seems to be more peaceful and loving\nSam,I don’t quite follow - browsing Instagram to show who what you had been doing?!?\nOli,I was looking forward to taking the edge off and talking\nSam,Your housemates? At 2am?\nOli,And it then becomes worse\nOli,Sam@msgr\nOli,It is complicated\nOli,Not my housemates\nOli,One\nSam,\"Fair enough, I’m not trying to shout at you\"\nOli,And he wanted to know had I been doing productive things\nSam,Just trying to wrap my head around this\nOli,So showed messages\nOli,Look my.ljfe is hell basically\nSam,Productive how?!\nOli,And you've done nothing to get a flat nearby or reduce that stress and have me with you\nOli,Instead all I see is you ramping it up\nOli,Albeit out of ignorance and an inability to trust my process of handling things because of a want of total clariy\nSam,\"Would you live with me? If you would, please do\"\nOli,Clarity\nOli,If it were amenable I would\nSam,You are 100% welcome and you can help me find a flat that you’d like?\nSam,Oli@msgr\nSam,absolutely\nSam,I would love that to pieces\nOli,I am going to just calm down because you realise you have the inadvertent effect of making me want to go mad\nOli,You don't mean it\nSam,No need to pay anything but may need to keep it slightly quiet from my parents until moved in\nOli,But I'd rather sort my situation out and get money back than be turned out\nOli,And be destitute\nSam,Is it that bad?\nSam,I’m sorry\nSam,I love you\nOli,If that happens then the question of you having me is out the window\nOli,As the world won't have me\nSam,Why?\nSam,Oh\nSam,Oli 🙁\nOli,Because I am not as weak as some\nSam,What’s going on there?\nOli,And I refuse to live a life where EVEN MY OWN SUPPOSED SUPPORT NETWORK PUTS THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN\nOli,Sorry I am having bad vibes go through me\nOli,I am going to calm\nSam,\"If you mean me, then maybe not blanking your support network when you said you’d call your support network might help 😉\"\nSam,\"Look, I’m trying to be tolerant, Oli, but from my standpoint it’s more of you blanking me when you said you’d call - an old pattern - coupled with a slightly bemusing story about your housemate supposedly forcing you to browse Instagram at 2am which you haven’t explakned\"\nOli,\"~ I was already being spoken to then\n~ And when I failed to reply, after I started browsing Instagram on my laptop to show X/Y what I had been doing, it got worse\"\nSam,I’m not sure what to make of any of it\nOli,You don't know the situation\nOli,Best not to assume things and fuck it up\nSam,\"Well, you haven’t explained it, lol\"\nOli,Best to trust the person who has PUT A LOT OF bloody trust in you\nOli,Because I am too fucking scared to\nOli,Because it all goes in a dossier\nSam,\"Well, I don’t know what to say then\"\nOli,And blackmails the person who was abused for 17 years\nOli,With threats\nOli,Oli@msgr\nSam,You can’t just blank me and then expect it to be fine because you have secret reasons that I can’t hear\nOli,I didn't blank you\nSam,\"I think either you keep to your word or, if you have a good reason, you have to say it\"\nOli,I was in a tight situation\nSam,It can’t just be “I didn’t reply but I had a good reason but it’s top secret” lll\nOli,\"Anyway we'll see eachother 6 ft under if I can't be trusted by the person who, in trusting, moves me closer to the street each day\"\nOli,I reiterate: I'm going to calm down.\nSam,\"Oli, sorry, but I am not going to be the only person governed by rules\"\nOli,Just going to sit quietly\nOli,If you want just make me a final objective loser and I'll do it all in\nSam,\"Well, fine, please trust me that I had a mysterious reason for contacting your flatmates which I can’t tell you but you have to trust that I had it\"\nOli,It's enough effort as it is existing and fighting for myself\nSam,This game doesn’t really work both ways\nOli,Mine isn't A game\nOli,It's my future\nOli,My life\nOli,My existence and fruition of survival strategy\nOli,Which is watertight\nOli,And in which I have probably been naive enough to have considered you a part\nSam,\"Ok, but it’s your reason, not mine, unless I know what it is 🤷‍♂️ and I can only work with my reasons, reasons that are accessible to me\"\nSam,So it’s up to you\nOli,Whenever I want to love you I just end up crying and feeling that I can't do anything\nSam,\"Oli this is really not that deep, as the youth say\"\nOli,As I've said: please trust me and stop panicking.\nSam,You just have to not blank me for hours and ignore my messages when you said you’d call\nOli,You've had a whole day not panicking or giving notice of your about to try and make me homeless\nOli,\"And when I say I'll call\n.\n VOLUNTARILY\"\nOli,You press the button when I am accidentally detained\nOli,Fuck my life\nSam,Oli this is a tiny bit overwrought\nOli,And fuck the people who put me here\nOli,Fuck it all\nOli,FUCK IT ALL\nSam,I also have no idea how on earth sending a Facebook message to your housemates makes you homeless\nSam,\"It is just a bit much, this\"\nOli,No you don't understand and never do when I try and explain traumas and need for privacy which becomes me being controlled in the situation in which I'm living\nSam,I love you but you can’t get out of minor social faux pas endlessly by dialling it up to 11\nOli,I WANT TO LIVE EITH YOU\nOli,But you've done NOTHING to get a place\nOli,As you admitted in this chag\nSam,\"Do, you’re welcome to, I would love that to pieces\"\nOli,Chat\nOli,The ball is in your corut\nOli,Court\nSam,\"I have been fussy but if you find somewhere I’ll take it, or I can find somewhere\"\nOli,Dont destroy my life or future before you've done that\nOli,I can help hou\nOli,But stop fucking my life up Inadvertentpy\nSam,I didn’t realise you’d be willing to live with me\nOli,They're still going at it\nOli,I am just in my room\nOli,I can't do this\nOli,I am going to sit quietly\nSam,\"Largely because you didn’t tell me and because I said I was imagining you wouldn’t want to and you didn’t correct me, haha\"\nSam,Oli@msgr\nSam,Aw sorry Oli\nSam,\"I love you, sorry, I’ll stop sniping\"\nSam,Maybe not what you need right now\nSam,I have no understanding at all of what is going on but I am over the moon at the thought of living with you\nSam,\"I won’t spring any expectations to pay on you, since I’m not actually paying myself, though if you’re raking in money then it may change, haha - but no for the time being we can be poor and young together 🙂 I love the idea of that with you 🙂 you can hunt wild guinea fowl\"\nSam,\"Anyway sorry I’ve been lazy and I’ve procrastinated, because I didn’t realise you’d have wanted to live with me\"\nSam,I am so thrilled and happy and excited and I realise you’re maybe stressed by your housemates and that you might go back on this and that’s fine but omg\nSam,I am so extremely and very in love with you\nSam,\"Ok well I’ll throw away all my Oli distance calculation code if you’re not actually living in Hammersmith, haha\"\nSam,Cumulative days of labour spent calculating exact travel times to you\nSam,https://raw.githubusercontent.com/swhra/tfl_api_scripts/refs/heads/main/examples/tfl_reachability.csv\nSam,Commence re-scraping\nSam,[attachment]\nSam,\"Sorry, I didn’t mean for that to sound grudgy, it was just amused\"\nSam,I am almost certain that you had had no expectation of living with me and that you have just decided for whatever reason that it is better than the alternative\nSam,I promise you won’t regret it and I’m sorry it got to this point\nSam,I can’t wait to fall asleep next to you\nSam,I would honestly trade anything in the world for that\nSam,I can’t think of anything lovelier than that\nSam,\"I love you so much, Oli, even if you’re a chaotic and dramatically self-pitying pain in the ass sometimes, haha\"\nOli,[attachment]\nOli,[attachment]\nSam,You read this at 12am and didn’t reply for over an hour:\nSam,[attachment]\nSam,Your account is that you were browsing Instagram while being shouted at\nSam,For an hour\nSam,\"If so, you might perhaps have replied to me?\"\nOli,[attachment]\nSam,\"Sorry, Oli, I’m not saying it’s the end of the world, but no, I don’t accept this imbalance of standards between us\"\nOli,Yes 'check in' means reply when safe in my mind\nOli,Or a reply when go ahead or when reached\nOli,I was downstairs\nOli,And wouldve replied affirmative when safe space and thus would've started the alarm bells (thus triggering your access to my house and personal life and people you've never met)\nSam,\"You were downstairs with your laptop on which you were browsing Instagram while being shouted at, yes, apparently\"\nOli,Sam@msgr\nSam,So I’m not sure why the clarification about floor level is relevant\nOli,Not conducive to talking and I don't want them knowing the names of my loved ones\nOli,As I do not feel entirely safe in that\nSam,You can type a message\nOli,I can\nSam,\"As you normally do, I think\"\nOli,But you don't know them. I live with the\nOli,Them\nSam,And you didn’t\nOli,In those hyper situations\nOli,They would MAKE SURE\nOli,(not naming the specific individual)\nOli,To see who I'm messagig\nOli,They move quickly\nOli,They leave mess everywhere\nSam,Then maybe go upstairs?\nOli,They EVERYDAY go behind my back\nOli,I have social codes and was engineering it slowly. It's also better to be shouted at than to escalate tensio\nOli,Tension\nSam,They know you’re going out with me because I have messaged them about 7 bloody times\nOli,Particularly when inequality of bargaining power\nOli,No lease agreement\nOli,And literally homeless\nOli,Sam@msgr\nOli,It makes my bargaining power even weaker\nOli,And I have made prior arrangements not to be distracted in things like that\nSam,\"So why can’t you reply to say “hey, I can’t call yet” rather than blanking me? How on earth does that affect your ‘bargaining power’???\"\nOli,YOU DONT UNDERSTAD\nOli,Please I ask one thing\nSam,YOU DON’T EXPLAIN\nOli,Will you just assume anything I say IS TRUE\nSam,\"SO YES, OF COURSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND\"\nOli,UNTIL IN PERSON\nOli,I am not SAFE ENOUGH TO SAY FULLY\nSam,\"NO, OLI, FOR BLOODY GOOD REASON, HAHA\"\nOli,That's why I am seeing you on saturday\nOli,At 4pm\nOli,Well how do you know you're having a relationship with me\nSam,\"Sure, ok, but then don’t make arguments to me before then? I don’t know what you expect me to say\"\nOli,Come on\nOli,You can't be that silly\nSam,I know we have a relationship because we are talking to each other\nOli,[attachment]\nSam,\"I do not know that much stuff that you’re saying is true, and in my experience you lie more floridly when you’re sleep deprived\"\nOli,[attachment]\nOli,I want full clarity\nSam,I think you are maybe in a slightly bonkers frame of mind and maybe we should both get some sleep\nOli,Listen to those audios\nSam,Oh god ok one sec lol\nOli,[attachment]\nOli,[attachment]\nOli,[attachment]\nSam,\"Ok, no, Oli, I’m not going to listen to any more audio messages\"\nOli,Goodnight\nSam,\"Sorry, I love you but I’m not going to waste my time pretending that this is ok\"\nOli,In this message the last one I say I'm seeing you at Saturday 4pm\nOli,So what's the problem\nSam,Get some rest and we’ll talk in the morning\nOli,I will rest when I see fit.\nSam,\"I love you and our relationship is not in question, just to underscore that for the millionth time, even if I’m not tremendously pleased with tonight\"\nOli,I am simply telling you that I am stopping the interaction tonight because I need to decompose.\nOli,I have just literally had a full on row.\nOli,Hours ago\nSam,I just want to be clear that that will never endanger the relationship nor will it endanger your living with me\nOli,I am sorry for how it has come off on you.\nOli,It will on my side if it carries on. That's why I am pointing it out now.\nSam,\"Please don’t decompose, lol\"\nOli,As you also point out errors with me.\nSam,🧟\nSam,\"Well, then I hope you’ll stop behaving as you have tonight\"\nOli,because I'll be incapable of dat\nSam,I am certainly not going to let you blame your behaviour on me\nOli,I am not blaming it on you\nOli,I ACCEPT FULL BLAME\nOli,AS I SAID\nOli,I'VE SAID IT\nOli,THROUGHOUT THE EVENING\nOli,THAT I ACCEPT FULL BLAME\nOli,I BEG YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO HOWEVER\nOli,AND A SIMPLE COMMUNICATION ERROR (YOU) IS NOT MORAL BLAME\nOli,I also have a rampantly high blood sugar\nOli,\"And if this carries on may also be incapacitated on health grounds due to kidney removal, limb removal or anything else.\"\nOli,I have had this going on for a few years and negligent.\nOli,I m ust get back on it.\nSam,[attachment]\nSam,Thank you for today’s lesson in Modern Dance 102\nOli,\"I will read your GPT screenie now, as I read everythign you send me.\"\nOli,[attachment]\nOli,[attachment]\nOli,[attachment]\nOli,Goodnight.\nOli,Saturday 4pm.\nOli,I will come to you.\nOli,I am not sure what to do about funding that.\nOli,But will cross that bridge when we come to it.\nSam,I will help figure it out","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-679"},{"timestamp":1778462580,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I just got a weirdly rapid phone call from the police","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-680"},{"timestamp":1778462580,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was just lying down to go to sleep and my phone starts buzzing and it’s a police guy asking if it’s a good time to talk","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-681"},{"timestamp":1778462640,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was like “it’s 2am….?”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-682"},{"timestamp":1778462700,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They sounded broadly interested, which surprised me because it was such a vague report","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-683"},{"timestamp":1778462760,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think Oli is talking about something real, actually","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-684"},{"timestamp":1778462760,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think there is something going on","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-685"},{"timestamp":1778462820,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jesus Christ they just called me AGAIN","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-686","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778462820,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So help me god I will fucking throttle him to death if he is fucking lying again, but I think (…again…) that he is not lying","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-687"},{"timestamp":1778463720,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can’t believe this, and we are going to celebrate the anniversary of this day every year with champagne, but I think Oli has actually just told the truth","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-688"},{"timestamp":1778463780,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you know Cherny socially yourself, or do you mean you met him just as an associate of Oli’s?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-689"},{"timestamp":1778463780,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just met him through Oli, and went to his after Portland place. It seems very odd, I would never of thought there was anything going on","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-690","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778463780,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:43:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I.e. did you both know him through people, or did you know him through Oli?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-691"},{"timestamp":1778463900,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just met him through Oli, and went to his after Portland place. It seems very odd, I would never of thought there was anything going onI just met him through Oli, and went to his after Portland place. It see…","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-692","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778463900,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah that doesn’t sound reassuring then","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-693"},{"timestamp":1778463960,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And actually also he has said to me that he has","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-694"},{"timestamp":1778463960,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And of course there was everything with his mum","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-695"},{"timestamp":1778463960,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the guy on the phone sounded like he registered something about the situation as an alarm bell","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-696","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778463960,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said Oli had been ‘kept’ before","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-697"},{"timestamp":1778464020,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Luckily I accidentally hit ‘record’ when picking up my phone for the SECOND BLOODY TIME at BLOODY 2:30AM","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-698"},{"timestamp":1778464020,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This has blown my mind","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-699"},{"timestamp":1778464080,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know if I could have done it if he were lying convincingly yet again","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-700"},{"timestamp":1778464080,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think I’ve ever got this sort of service from the Met","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-701"},{"timestamp":1778464080,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think Oli is actually for real here","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-702"},{"timestamp":1778464080,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank god","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-703"},{"timestamp":1778464140,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:49:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think this is the thing under the surface, the thing that maybe the other things (Albania, etc) were some stupid daft adorable fucking Oli-shaped Life of Pi roman à clef for","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-704"},{"timestamp":1778464200,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I love him and why am I so happy","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-705"},{"timestamp":1778464200,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is such a distinctly weird moment at which to feel happy","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-706"},{"timestamp":1778464260,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess you just drill down and you’re hoping it’s not fake all the way down, that some of the human soul you saw was real and there and not just a performance to serve his needs","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-707"},{"timestamp":1778464320,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:52:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And in this case it seems I’ve caught him in a truth","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-708"},{"timestamp":1778464380,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait and when was Oli living with him? Where?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-709"},{"timestamp":1778464380,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When you met him, I mean?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-710"},{"timestamp":1778464560,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:56:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And why did Oli say he couldn’t move in with me because he was scared of Cherny if he left, that he needed to stay so he could be there as security on his arrears","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-711"},{"timestamp":1778464560,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:56:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was there nothing remotely unusual you saw? Was the idea that Oli was paying market rent to live with him? What happens when they go to Hammersmith? They start renting a £7k/mo house, Oli has no money and no way that he’s ever going to have money, no apparent thing that he does with his days (though I suspect there is), aaaand yet this guy rents this house and lets him live there, *but* he complains about the arrears and acts as if there was ever not going to be arrears? Like, what did you expect when you moved him in there? Why not move him out and get another normal tenant and pursue the debt through the courts? No, this is fucked up, something is going on","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-712"},{"timestamp":1778464620,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:57:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is, as the policeman said on that call, completely and utterly insane and not how any landlord has ever behaved ever","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-713"},{"timestamp":1778464680,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God knows what Oli owes and god knows what he is doing to pay off that debt","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-714"},{"timestamp":1778464680,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My grandma has tenants - I’m sorry to say, if they don’t pay rent, she would get them out asap (in a nice and loving manner etc etc I hope….), get somebody else in who can pay the rent, and then pursue the debt through the courts","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-715"},{"timestamp":1778464680,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You do NOT keep someone in a fucking £2k/mo room in the hope that they might magically become able to pay off their accumulating debt","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-716"},{"timestamp":1778464740,"iso":"2026-05-11T02:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know I’ve been angry at him but I swear I love him absolutely and utterly hopelessly and he could come here tomorrow even if he weren’t talking to me if it kept him safe, tbh","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-717"},{"timestamp":1778464800,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean I know we have arguments sometimes but I refuse to believe he wouldn’t feel fundamentally basically safe living with me …. ?! In a way he doesn’t seem to with Cherny","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-718"},{"timestamp":1778464860,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just don’t quite get the situation but it seems the police are taking it seriously and THANK GOD somebody is taking something seriously, because I feel like I’ve been in topsy turvy land for far too long","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-719"},{"timestamp":1778465040,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:04:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I _did_ ask the guy specifically (I think on the second call, the one I sent you, not the first, but I may be wrong) whether he could just reassure me that it did fit a known pattern, that the details ‘checked out’, that this wasn’t all reliant on just taking a few words Oli used possibly too literally, etc, and he indicated (in his slightly Matey Asian East London Policeman way) that they did","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-720","edited":true},{"timestamp":1778465100,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it’s sex","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-721"},{"timestamp":1778465160,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I have ignored the boring obvious answer that has recurred again and again as a theme and a suspicion during our relationship, from the Cloisters till now","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-722"},{"timestamp":1778465160,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is the looming elephant with Oli","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-723"},{"timestamp":1778465520,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He is a vulnerable baby","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-724"},{"timestamp":1778465520,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s at least one aspect of the Albanian story - that he wanted to be a macho drug dealer, someone who “fucked Colombian girls” [‘girls’ and ‘women’ being used slightly affectedly to mean prostitutes], someone who had a prostitute girlfriend - “if anyone fucked with her I’d cut their heads off”, “this is who they’re dealing with”, etc","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-725"},{"timestamp":1778465580,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him so horribly much","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-726"},{"timestamp":1778465760,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is so unbearable not being able to hear his voice","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-727"},{"timestamp":1778465880,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:18:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When I thought he was pimping his made-up girlfriend Leah, I absolutely tore into him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-728"},{"timestamp":1778465940,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it is the only time I have ever really spoken to him without any love left at all","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-729"},{"timestamp":1778465940,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:19:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was so angry","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-730"},{"timestamp":1778466000,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-731","attachments":["static/photos/fb_f50173ec40.jpg","static/photos/fb_a26aabb5f4.jpg","static/photos/fb_79d7809dbd.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1778466000,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-732"},{"timestamp":1778466000,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That American toad","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-733"},{"timestamp":1778466000,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That explains EXACTLY his fucking manner at the door the other week","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-734"},{"timestamp":1778466000,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-735"},{"timestamp":1778466000,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is what Cherny is doing for him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-736"},{"timestamp":1778466120,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He’s doing the ridiculous impresario “I am the tough guy that keeps them safe” thing, with Oli beaming smugly behind him, protected from confronting his shame by the bearded New World troglodyte between us","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-737"},{"timestamp":1778466180,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck how did I get to this point","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-738"},{"timestamp":1778466180,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him so much, Damien","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-739","edited":true},{"timestamp":1778466180,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why him?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-740"},{"timestamp":1778466240,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-741","attachments":["static/photos/fb_9459824e7a.jpg","static/photos/fb_febc17e538.jpg","static/photos/fb_44a01f8f82.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1778466240,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I genuinely think he is the most beautiful and perfect thing in the universe","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-742"},{"timestamp":1778466240,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m so glad he found me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-743"},{"timestamp":1778466300,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When I went round to his room at the Cloisters the second time, I brought my old book of Pound’s early poems from school, and quoted one of the lines: “thank you, whatever comes”","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-744"},{"timestamp":1778466360,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, whatever came, and thank him, and I love him to death ❤️‍🩹💀","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-745"},{"timestamp":1778466480,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I still haven’t actually had sex with him, and he mocks me for that, but he also trusts me for it - he mocks me for most of the things he trusts me for","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-746"},{"timestamp":1778466540,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I swear 90% of my brain is given over to understanding that mysterious creature, and it is worth it, and I will die and he will be the last thing I think of","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-747"},{"timestamp":1778466780,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:33:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He said he slept with you or something like that","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-748"},{"timestamp":1778466840,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He makes me want to cry","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-749"},{"timestamp":1778466840,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So you have seen him naked, maybe drunk or maybe you remember","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-750"},{"timestamp":1778466900,"iso":"2026-05-11T03:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t want to have him or use him, I just want to look at him in awe","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-751"},{"timestamp":1778504760,"iso":"2026-05-11T14:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How many times have you been to places where Oli has lived?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-752"},{"timestamp":1778506140,"iso":"2026-05-11T14:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you ever been to anywhere Oli has lived besides Nicholas’s house and that one visit to the Cherny lair?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-753"},{"timestamp":1778508780,"iso":"2026-05-11T15:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you talk to him, could you ask him to please go down to the police station, ideally with me but if not that then without me? They are very keen to talk to him and they have said explicitly that they are not able (that is, not willing) to close the file because of the ‘risk markers’ or whatever.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-754"},{"timestamp":1778508840,"iso":"2026-05-11T15:14:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I can’t get him to go voluntarily then they will go to the house, because they want to be able to talk to him without his housemates present","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-755"},{"timestamp":1778508900,"iso":"2026-05-11T15:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Finally fucking somebody is taking all of this stuff seriously - I feel like I have been going insane here","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-756"},{"timestamp":1778508900,"iso":"2026-05-11T15:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.met.police.uk/contact/af/contact-us-forms/provide-more-information-to-be-added-to-a-crime-report/GetPdf?id=fb666562-4a73-4846-b4ea-586e21049f7d&s=False&h=False","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-757"},{"timestamp":1778508960,"iso":"2026-05-11T15:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"41.28 KB","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-758"},{"timestamp":1778508960,"iso":"2026-05-11T15:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah dammit, that failed, one sec","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-759"},{"timestamp":1778508960,"iso":"2026-05-11T15:16:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"FormSubmission-provide-more-information-to-be-added-to-a-crime-reportcin-53310-26-0100-000.pdf","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-760"},{"timestamp":1778509020,"iso":"2026-05-11T15:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have said I have asked him to go in, and have info-dumped a lot of what I know, though it is not even nearly the majority of it - as I said there, I could talk for days","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-761"},{"timestamp":1778510460,"iso":"2026-05-11T15:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some of it is mildly incriminating of him, but in the context of the situation I think it will be excused","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-762"},{"timestamp":1778512680,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:18:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I take it from your silence that you’re not convinced I’m wrong","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-763"},{"timestamp":1778512860,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is the downside of “Oli is just Oli” / “Oli does bad because Oli is bad” / “Oli does what Oli wants” — that one doesn’t notice if Oli is perhaps doing what someone else wants, or doing/saying something bad for external reasons, with a consistent moral character, if you see what I mean","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-764"},{"timestamp":1778512920,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"About Xander (made up) and all of that","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-765"},{"timestamp":1778512920,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was wondering about his housing back when we were in Bond St","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-766"},{"timestamp":1778512980,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He told me he felt trapped in Sep/Oct of that year","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-767"},{"timestamp":1778513040,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As I was saying to ChatGPT a week ago:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-768","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778513040,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him to pieces and I have never given up on my faith that there is some coherent explanation for what he does","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-769"},{"timestamp":1778513040,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not to say good, but at least coherent","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-770"},{"timestamp":1778513700,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you ever been to his current house? Has anyone? Why does he not pay rent? Why is he still there? What is he providing? Why is fucking nobody willing to call a spade a fucking spade?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-771"},{"timestamp":1778513760,"iso":"2026-05-11T16:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t mind if he is prostituting himself - I do mind if he is being prostituted by somebody else and still cannot afford a fucking tube fare","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-772"},{"timestamp":1778532000,"iso":"2026-05-11T21:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume Oli is not wanting to go to a station himself","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-773"},{"timestamp":1778532000,"iso":"2026-05-11T21:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have said to them that that’s unlikely","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-774"},{"timestamp":1778532000,"iso":"2026-05-11T21:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They are asking me to go to a police station, and I’m going to go tomorrow morning with all chat logs and audio etc - there is no risk to Oli, this is not a thing against him, it is shaping up to be a sort of Operation Rescue Oli (and also Oliver Riannon who I suspect is in the same position as my Oli)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-775"},{"timestamp":1778532060,"iso":"2026-05-11T21:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I sense that my mention of Davenport has tripped something larger","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-776"},{"timestamp":1778545200,"iso":"2026-05-12T01:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think this will turn up anything? What is your sense of it?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-777"},{"timestamp":1778545260,"iso":"2026-05-12T01:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you think it won’t turn up anything, and it’s an error, I’m open to disagreement","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-778"},{"timestamp":1778545320,"iso":"2026-05-12T01:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you think it will turn something up, presumably you think it’s not an error…?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-779"},{"timestamp":1778545320,"iso":"2026-05-12T01:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli records – Google Drive","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-780","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778545380,"iso":"2026-05-12T01:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here are the files I am planning to share with the police: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1oHMLhDdaMf4PVtDG9-0Ic3wenpY_4a5J","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-781"},{"timestamp":1778546160,"iso":"2026-05-12T01:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mostly they are just semi-relevant photos and comments and chats included for the sake of completeness, but imessages_2026.csv, fb_messenger_2026.csv, the 20260220 lunatic phone tirade sequence recordings, the 20260308 pub conversation recordings, and instagram_voice_messages_housemates.m4a contain the bulk of what I know about the Davenport / house stuff (the 20260220 lunatic recordings are a good example of the sorta contradictory incoherence of Oli’s official account - I’m not criticising him, it is hard to maintain fake explanations consistent and detailed enough to satisfy me, but it *does* show, I think, how untenable the accounts are)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-782"},{"timestamp":1778546280,"iso":"2026-05-12T01:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God I am so in love with him - I can’t listen to even his lunatic rants about how I’m an unattractive ethnic and so forth without loving the frightened creature I can sense underneath","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-783"},{"timestamp":1778549700,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:35:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is all very sad. For what it’s worth I don’t think Oli is in any danger. The very brief time I met Sam and went back to his flat, it was totally fine. I’m more worried about you, you’re driving yourself mad over this.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-784"},{"timestamp":1778549760,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think I’m driving *myself* mad, haha, but yes it is a stressful situation","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-785"},{"timestamp":1778549760,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’ll see what the police say, since I’m going in tomorrow and they seem to be familiar with these situations (I’m not saying they’ve given a verdict yet, though, from what I can sense, they do seem much more interested in this than they have ever been in any other police report I have ever made, including my own rape report when I was a teenager)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-786","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778549940,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I myself didn’t say that he was in danger","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-787"},{"timestamp":1778549940,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Indeed I explicitly said to the policewoman who last called that I was quite sure he wasn’t in any serious physical and/or imminent danger in that sense","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-788","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1778549940,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be clear, by “don’t think Oli is in any danger” do you mean that you think what I have suggested might be going on is not going on?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-789"},{"timestamp":1778551080,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In the Google drive folder I just sent, but I’ll send those ones separately here, one sec","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-790"},{"timestamp":1778551080,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Where are they?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-791","recovery":"embedded-child"},{"timestamp":1778551140,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And he says the same in the Instagram DMs, and quite often when discussing his housemates (‘housemates’….) in his FB and IG DMs, which are also in that Drive folder: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1oHMLhDdaMf4PVtDG9-0Ic3wenpY_4a5J","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-792"},{"timestamp":1778551140,"iso":"2026-05-12T02:59:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh wait no I can’t send an M4A file in Messenger directly, so here’s a link to it in Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1o4CO3KQG8dxiYpg_p_jwrIgOsbDkklEi/view?usp=drivesdk","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-793"},{"timestamp":1778551200,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not just grepping through files, I am recalling what I have had to spend the last half year of my life consoling him about, on the occasions that he could or would speak to me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-794"},{"timestamp":1778551260,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I’m sorry but: since he has spent months and months offering his controlledness and fear as an excuse, and since I think he may be telling the truth, I am going to take his messages at face value and go and see what the police think","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-795"},{"timestamp":1778551320,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:02:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Even just the parts I quoted in my form (and I was only allowed a few thousand characters) are bleak enough","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-796"},{"timestamp":1778551380,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:03:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For the record I think he might actually be telling the truth","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-797"},{"timestamp":1778551380,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:03:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli said that I should trust him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-798"},{"timestamp":1778551380,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:03:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is me trusting him","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-799"},{"timestamp":1778551380,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:03:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said that I should trust him (at least a few weeks ago albeit not quite in this week’s conversation)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-800"},{"timestamp":1778551440,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:04:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, for god’s sake, stopped clocks and all, right?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-801"},{"timestamp":1778551500,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I have known escorts and you must have too","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-802"},{"timestamp":1778551500,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have known escorts with faces like the back of a truck","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-803"},{"timestamp":1778551500,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They would not have struggled to pay £2k a month in rent","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-804"},{"timestamp":1778551560,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sex is expensive","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-805"},{"timestamp":1778551560,"iso":"2026-05-12T03:06:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Whatever is going on here strikes me as exploitation and the police seem to agree, so I’m going to trust them","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-806"},{"timestamp":1778629920,"iso":"2026-05-13T00:52:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am coming to think that he is pimping women","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-807"},{"timestamp":1778629980,"iso":"2026-05-13T00:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or rather that he is involved as a minor figure in the pimping of women at Davenport’s house, and that he and Cherny and all of them are dispatchers or similar in that concern","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-808"},{"timestamp":1778630040,"iso":"2026-05-13T00:54:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-809"},{"timestamp":1778630040,"iso":"2026-05-13T00:54:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was very angry at him when I thought he was, like, pimping out a specific woman personally, because I found that indefensible - I am less angry at this, and I get the sense that he is, despite his attempts to be cynical and tough, basically a sweet boy in a morally compromised world, affecting cynicism and nihilism because the situation is morally uncomfortable to him, as probably it should be","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-810"},{"timestamp":1778630100,"iso":"2026-05-13T00:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is Oli through and through, and makes me smile: that he hid that one message that shows him being soft and kind","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-811"},{"timestamp":1778751420,"iso":"2026-05-14T10:37:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hi Sam, just wanted to see how you were?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-812"},{"timestamp":1778753460,"iso":"2026-05-14T11:11:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not greatly worse than usual! What’s up?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-813"},{"timestamp":1778754540,"iso":"2026-05-14T11:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"[Voice message (1:46)]","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-814"},{"timestamp":1778754540,"iso":"2026-05-14T11:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Latest update:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-815"},{"timestamp":1778754600,"iso":"2026-05-14T11:30:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just slightly worried, you’re going through it :(","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-816"},{"timestamp":1778754600,"iso":"2026-05-14T11:30:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks! I agree, haha","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-817"},{"timestamp":1778754780,"iso":"2026-05-14T11:33:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If that’s an appeal to my reason, you needn’t worry because I am no longer amenable to reason","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-818"},{"timestamp":1778754840,"iso":"2026-05-14T11:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It never helped me very much, so I’ve stopped bothering","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-819"},{"timestamp":1778754840,"iso":"2026-05-14T11:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Now Sam does what Sam wants","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-820"},{"timestamp":1778810460,"iso":"2026-05-15T03:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you get a chance, could you ask Oli to read his emails? He doesn’t need to reply, he doesn’t need to tell me what his decision is, but he needs to decide and decide wisely","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-821"},{"timestamp":1778810580,"iso":"2026-05-15T03:03:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, if you would, tell him I miss him like … like nothing, there is nothing like him, I miss him like Oli","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-822"},{"timestamp":1778866080,"iso":"2026-05-15T18:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you go upstairs, at Portland Place?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-823"},{"timestamp":1778866140,"iso":"2026-05-15T18:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you have any sense of what was upstairs?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-824"},{"timestamp":1778885040,"iso":"2026-05-15T23:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have given Oli an out, accidentally, by suggesting that he is being controlled","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-825"},{"timestamp":1778885040,"iso":"2026-05-15T23:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I seriously, seriously suggest that he take that out","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-826"},{"timestamp":1778885100,"iso":"2026-05-15T23:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I am no longer protecting him while he does evil to me or to others","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-827"},{"timestamp":1778981520,"iso":"2026-05-17T02:32:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please encourage Oli to read my emails and come to a decision","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-828"},{"timestamp":1778981580,"iso":"2026-05-17T02:33:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You and he may be living in unreality but I promise you I and the police are very much not (and bloody good thing too - for once I am pleased with them)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-829"},{"timestamp":1779038220,"iso":"2026-05-17T18:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"46.24 KB","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-830","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1779038220,"iso":"2026-05-17T18:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Does it matter to you that a raped woman appears, is discouraged from reporting, and then vanishes into the aether? Or does only Oli matter?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-831"},{"timestamp":1779038220,"iso":"2026-05-17T18:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"FormSubmission-provide-more-information-to-be-added-to-a-crime-reportcin-55769-26-0100-000.pdf","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-832","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1779038460,"iso":"2026-05-17T18:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think Oli matters too, and I think it matters that he be able to live with himself","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-833"},{"timestamp":1779038520,"iso":"2026-05-17T18:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I know that he knows this is morally degenerate, no matter how much others around him may conspire to tell him it’s ok","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-834"},{"timestamp":1779038940,"iso":"2026-05-17T18:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How on earth is this ok? How can you defend it? Nobody outside this rotten substratum does, and I promise he will be brought to justice regardless of how much he blathers about his ‘conceptualisations’. The one way out is the way I have half-inadvertently teed up for him: that he says he was controlled, says he was threatened, says he saw no way out, gives a bloody good account of what has happened, and establishes that he is different from the others.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-835"},{"timestamp":1779039000,"iso":"2026-05-17T18:30:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ, I shouldn’t bother","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-836","recovery":"label-child"},{"timestamp":1779039000,"iso":"2026-05-17T18:30:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you want to ignore this and if he wants to ignore this, fine, but I am saying it for his sake, in a last desperate fucking attempt to save him from himself.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-837"},{"timestamp":1779092820,"iso":"2026-05-18T09:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-838","attachments":["static/photos/fb_0ad4320106.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1779092880,"iso":"2026-05-18T09:28:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I’ll screenshot and send","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-839"},{"timestamp":1779092880,"iso":"2026-05-18T09:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks, I appreciate it","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-840"},{"timestamp":1779096176,"iso":"2026-05-18T10:22:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ika6qQL2eOmVBPDFK6"},{"timestamp":1779099780,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:23:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How do you think this will end Sam?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-841"},{"timestamp":1779100020,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:27:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect it will end badly for the people who are trafficking women","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-842"},{"timestamp":1779100080,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:28:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also think it should end badly for those people","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-843"},{"timestamp":1779100140,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is up to Oli to decide if he is one of them - I have given him an out, but if he is too stubborn to take it then on his head be it - I think he should be stubbornly good, not stubbornly evil, but that is his choice","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-844"},{"timestamp":1779100320,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:32:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"On of the recordings, he said he is facing up to 10 years in prison? Is that Involving this?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-845"},{"timestamp":1779100380,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:33:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He was arrested in January - he initially said that it was related to Davenport, and (which I only remembered the other day) spoke in some detail about people worrying about who might have incriminated whom - he was in a real chaotic spiral for a week or so, and then he emerged with the story that it had actually been for fraud against his grandfather and nothing to do with Davenport - I am now beginning to realise that was probably untrue, and that it probably was to do with Davenport","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-846"},{"timestamp":1779100440,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know if there was ever a case for fraud against his grandfather - I think he pretty blatantly *did* defraud / embezzle from his grandfather, though I also think fuck his grandfather, so 🤷‍♂️","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-847"},{"timestamp":1779100500,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him, but he cannot do this and expect everyone else to let him do it because of poor fragile Oli, trauma, etc etc","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-848"},{"timestamp":1779100560,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:36:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He is doing to others what was done to him, or to his mother, as I said to them both","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-849"},{"timestamp":1779100620,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-850","attachments":["static/photos/fb_3431063643.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1779100740,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I imagined him as being a stranger who was just helping to console women in a situation that was out of his control","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-851"},{"timestamp":1779100740,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know I said on the recordings that I was ok with what he was doing","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-852"},{"timestamp":1779100740,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I now realise that was not the case","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-853"},{"timestamp":1779100740,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is hard to account for that now","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-854"},{"timestamp":1779100800,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:40:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It all sounds really weird, I’m really hoping you’re wrong in all of this.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-855"},{"timestamp":1779100860,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:41:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Davenport was released early from prison because he dying, or something like that? Surely on those grounds he’d be keeping his nose clean!.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-856"},{"timestamp":1779100860,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that he’s wrong in what he said?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-857"},{"timestamp":1779100860,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Davenport himself isn’t that closely involved, I don’t think, and to be quite honest I don’t get the worst sense about him personally, but he is signing his name to this and presumably reaping some of the ultimate proceeds","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-858"},{"timestamp":1779100920,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think the real ringmaster is this unnamed Building Manager, whom Oli named once or twice as ‘Alexander Alexander’, and who I think is almost certainly Alex King, who was Davenport’s long-time best buddy and former building manager before being convicted in 2019 of raping a woman and filming it at Portland Place","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-859"},{"timestamp":1779101040,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-860","attachments":["static/photos/fb_7a9e176aa5.jpg","static/photos/fb_0591f87062.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1779101040,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"His wife is a Russian prostitute who the papers note was branching out into being a madam at the time that they were in the press a decade ago (for falsely claiming to have been poisoned with Novichok after the Skripal poisoning, fuck knows why - these people are morons and attention seekers)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-861"},{"timestamp":1779101040,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I particularly enjoyed the story of his attempted flight from justice","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-862","edited":true},{"timestamp":1779101100,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-863","attachments":["static/photos/fb_1bcdfdc4f6.jpg","static/photos/fb_02a2ef40b8.jpg","static/photos/fb_53edb97127.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1779101100,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And apparently speaks at least fairly proficient-sounding Russian, as some of their YouTube videos show, which I hadn’t ever known","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-864"},{"timestamp":1779101100,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This presumably is why Oli is always drowning in bulk-imported Russian cigarettes:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-865"},{"timestamp":1779101220,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-866","attachments":["static/photos/fb_aa069f1c9d.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1779101220,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It also explains why his iMessage react alt text is periodically in Russian, which was a longstanding annoyance/confusion of mine when trying to filter out reaction text from our message exports","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-867"},{"timestamp":1779101280,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:48:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This apparently happens when the Russian keyboard is active on an iPhone when reacting to a message","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-868"},{"timestamp":1779101340,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:49:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It would also explain why he is up till 6am every day on Instagram (I guess I owe him a tiny fragment of an apology for saying that he was just socialising and ignoring me, haha, that must have been stressful for him, but I am somewhat loth to issue an apology given what he was doing)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-869"},{"timestamp":1779101400,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:50:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m speechless, I’m going to take some time and read through all of this","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-870"},{"timestamp":1779101580,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also want urgently to know what happened to this woman who came to his door having been raped (presumably one of ‘their’ women and not a random stranger who came to his door to speak to him for six hours)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-871"},{"timestamp":1779101580,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No probs!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-872"},{"timestamp":1779101640,"iso":"2026-05-18T11:54:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-873","attachments":["static/photos/fb_0b85413237.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1779872580,"iso":"2026-05-27T10:03:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, sorry to hear! Oli has been carrying on a relationship with Cherny while also carrying on a relationship with me, and that is the explanation for all this, and so I am going to go and explain this more clearly to Cherny this time, since I suspect Oli is still somehow insulating him from his father and sister and everyone who now knows the truth","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-874"},{"timestamp":1779872700,"iso":"2026-05-27T10:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And this is why he has told me that he was ‘controlling’ and ‘dangerous’ and that I mustn’t go to the house etc - because he was lying to both of us, and rather liked Mr Cherny’s money while also dating me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-875"},{"timestamp":1779886680,"iso":"2026-05-27T13:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you know about this?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-876"},{"timestamp":1779888540,"iso":"2026-05-27T14:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cherny certainly didn’t know about it, at any rate","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-877"},{"timestamp":1779888540,"iso":"2026-05-27T14:29:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why didn’t you say?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-878"},{"timestamp":1779888720,"iso":"2026-05-27T14:32:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there any chance that you’d be willing to just pass on a message, or ask him if he has seen what I sent his sister (which she certainly saw and I asked her to pass on, and I think probably she did pass it on but I’m worried that Oli might be intercepting things, and I’d rather like him to have a chance to think about this before I get there)","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-879"},{"timestamp":1779888840,"iso":"2026-05-27T14:34:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I have to send this to him in a sealed bank envelope or an Amazon package, I will do that, haha, but it will get through","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-880"},{"timestamp":1779896280,"iso":"2026-05-27T16:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did everyone know about this except me and Cherny?!","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-881"},{"timestamp":1779896340,"iso":"2026-05-27T16:39:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am apprehensive that he will think that I knew about his relationship with Oli, which I did not","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-882"},{"timestamp":1779896400,"iso":"2026-05-27T16:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is this why you said I should break up with Oli? I am not going to do that, but I am also not going to run around behind this guy’s back. Oli needs to tell him the truth. Oli being Oli, that is clearly not going to happen, so I need to tell him the truth.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-883"},{"timestamp":1779896520,"iso":"2026-05-27T16:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have already told (indeed shown) his sister:","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-884"},{"timestamp":1779896640,"iso":"2026-05-27T16:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So he can try to delay the disclosure/realisation by a few days, but it is over","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-885"},{"timestamp":1779900540,"iso":"2026-05-27T17:49:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you know?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-886"},{"timestamp":1779900540,"iso":"2026-05-27T17:49:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would be really appreciative of anything resembling anyone ever being honest with me in the way that they seem to be with Oli, regardless of what he does","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-887"},{"timestamp":1779900540,"iso":"2026-05-27T17:49:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-888"},{"timestamp":1779900600,"iso":"2026-05-27T17:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe I have died and gone to some sort of hell","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-889"},{"timestamp":1779900660,"iso":"2026-05-27T17:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can’t quite believe that people are loyal to Oli’s disloyalty more than to me","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-890"},{"timestamp":1779900720,"iso":"2026-05-27T17:52:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him anyway and I am going to give Cherny the truth","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-891"},{"timestamp":1779900720,"iso":"2026-05-27T17:52:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe I have had too many arguments with people, I don’t know","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-892"},{"timestamp":1779900780,"iso":"2026-05-27T17:53:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I recommend Oli just give up at this point and go along with it, rather than telling more lies, because it is going to happen and it can either happen at T with N lies or at T+1 with N+1 lies","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-893"},{"timestamp":1779903960,"iso":"2026-05-27T18:46:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I recommend Oli just give up at this point and go along with it, rather than telling more lies, because it is going to happen and it can either happen at T with N lies or at T+1 with N+1 lies","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-894","evidence":"user-supplied screenshot; time approximated from its position immediately before the 18:47 marker","timestampApproximate":true},{"timestamp":1779904020,"iso":"2026-05-27T18:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am I the only person who doesn’t consider this ok??","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-895"},{"timestamp":1779911700,"iso":"2026-05-27T20:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am I owed an answer by any of the people who let me suffer through this (and let Mr Cherny not-suffer-yet-but-he’s-about-to through this)?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-896"},{"timestamp":1779911760,"iso":"2026-05-27T20:56:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is morally psychotic and I feel like I’m in a state of near-permanent stupefaction","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-897"},{"timestamp":1779911880,"iso":"2026-05-27T20:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know exactly what I have done to deserve this but I’m guessing I was German in a past life","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-898"},{"timestamp":1779912208,"iso":"2026-05-27T21:03:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hi, did you know anything about Oli and Cherny when you were advising me to be quiet and wait for him? What did you want me to wait for? Him to break up with me? Him to carry on cheating on Cherny forever? Him to break up with Cherny? If that last one, why did you tell him and me nothing?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iknE423GeawjtfTSy2"},{"timestamp":1780038989,"iso":"2026-05-29T08:16:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On the bright side, I have now been arrested for stalking, brilliantly, for, I thought quite politely, going to chez Cherny to try to talk to both of them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iko9y_Mmecpdz-44wr"},{"timestamp":1780039055,"iso":"2026-05-29T08:17:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fairness I maybe didn't need to do that, though I also do *slightly* recall the time that Oli literally tried to break down the door of the bathroom in which I was hiding from him, and I let him back in and we called off the police together, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iko93Bn2ecph37kRMu"},{"timestamp":1780039093,"iso":"2026-05-29T08:18:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I suppose he must still be trying to hide this from Cherny, which is surely doomed to fail, but God knows","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iko95UbGecpkKNrMyo"},{"timestamp":1780039317,"iso":"2026-05-29T08:21:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He also finally reported my hitting him, which was fair enough and true and I accepted that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iko-G-gWecpx0tEgb_"},{"timestamp":1780039329,"iso":"2026-05-29T08:22:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What a few days, though","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iko-HwxmecpynKK5mR"},{"timestamp":1780039386,"iso":"2026-05-29T08:23:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"First time I've ever been arrested and it is quite miserable! I do now understand how Oli felt after he was arrested in January - it is quite incredible how long 24 hours can feel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iko-LORWecp2EjpOnU"},{"timestamp":1780039470,"iso":"2026-05-29T08:24:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would be grateful if you could clarify the existence of both relationships, but I suppose the Oli-Cherny one is essentially confirmed by this point - I'm guessing you maybe didn't know with precision that it was still ongoing, and maybe there was some haziness that explains this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iko-QWzGecp7NBOZaz"},{"timestamp":1780044434,"iso":"2026-05-29T09:47:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't quite understand this sense that Oli can maybe hide this indefinitely","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpC_SgGecuqI42SkK"},{"timestamp":1780044488,"iso":"2026-05-29T09:48:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How is that meant to work? Also *why*? Is Cherny not entitled to someone who actually likes him, if such a person can be found (which I hope he or she can be, but that person is plainly not Oli)?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpDCm1WecutdIUNG0"},{"timestamp":1780044536,"iso":"2026-05-29T09:48:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It sort of sucks to be lied to for this long, and then to have comfort chosen over me (though I'd still sooner be in my position than Cherny's, even if I'm not chosen and he is)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpDFj52ecuwZvFNM8"},{"timestamp":1780045603,"iso":"2026-05-29T10:06:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, if Oli said to you that he was merely 'upset' and not 'done with me forever', then it rather seems like he expected to just continue lying to me and Cherny and pretending to be faithful to both of us forever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpEGo_2ecvxe2Iojg"},{"timestamp":1780045805,"iso":"2026-05-29T10:10:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which makes it, first off, somewhat dishonest to allege this stalking offence (which I am extremely badly positioned to honestly argue against, haha – my response was \"yes he said I shouldn't contact him, yes he said we had 'broken up', but I know him, I know the pattern, I don't believe he intends a permanent separation, and, even if hypothetically he did intend one, I don't think that exempts him from being shouted at if he has done something shitty\"), and secondly just slightly mystifying – it is a sordid miracle that he pulled it off for as long as he did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpES-aGecv90aGr-g"},{"timestamp":1780045855,"iso":"2026-05-29T10:10:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And apparently nobody values sincerity or trustworthiness any more, or considers it disgraceful to lie to me in this way - I wasn't aware that I was just a game to be played","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpEWDoGecwA5l3rIb"},{"timestamp":1780046914,"iso":"2026-05-29T10:28:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ok, well, I am now forbidden to contact Oli or Cherny himself (though Oli had already blocked basically all routes by which I might have contacted him), so I am going to make it as crystal clear to Cherny's parents as I possibly can, since I think they will feel some parental concern even if they also feel (as appears to be received opinion) that I am a lunatic","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpFWrP2ecxBgySS9g"},{"timestamp":1780047629,"iso":"2026-05-29T10:40:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, eventually he will listen to this, which I sent to his sister and which clearly made its way to him/Oli since Oli accused me (extremely bizarrely but presumably referring to the very graphic/violent/suicide-related/etc stuff he said in this recording) of sending her 'indecent images': https://drive.google.com/file/d/1o4CO3KQG8dxiYpg_p_jwrIgOsbDkklEi/view (I think it is defensible to send a 16-year-old a recording of a somewhat shocking phone call, given I sent it to her with explicit warnings about the content and with advice to just pass it along to her parents and/or brother, but I accept it is arguable – I would sooner not be in this situation and I think Oli would have more grounds to complain if he weren't still engaged in a doomed effort to lie to Cherny and prevent me from contacting him directly to explain)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpGCWpWecxtEz_enE"},{"timestamp":1780047672,"iso":"2026-05-29T10:41:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just feel this has gone on much too long and everyone involved is now owed the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpGE94GecxvztXnb_"},{"timestamp":1780047684,"iso":"2026-05-29T10:41:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, they/we were owed the truth in the fucking first place, but certainly now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpGFr5Gecxwh0okzz"},{"timestamp":1780077335,"iso":"2026-05-29T18:55:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am I missing something....?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpiXdZmedOCSxva5-"},{"timestamp":1780077355,"iso":"2026-05-29T18:55:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I take it I must be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpiYp-2edODgbbsZ3"},{"timestamp":1780077407,"iso":"2026-05-29T18:56:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why all this fuss about Cherny in particular? That part I don't get","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpib2ZmedOGshuw3-"},{"timestamp":1780077444,"iso":"2026-05-29T18:57:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli seems very panicky about him, as though he weren't replaceable, though obviously in an economic/material sense rather than a romantic or passionate sense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpieGkGedOI8zbpjt"},{"timestamp":1780077489,"iso":"2026-05-29T18:58:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But the reality surely is that in London somebody like that is quite easily replaceable - there must be thousands of others like him - as targets go he is not Divy or whoever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpig0VmedOLqjzBz5"},{"timestamp":1780077507,"iso":"2026-05-29T18:58:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re totally wrong here.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpih8e2edOMnooYNl"},{"timestamp":1780077524,"iso":"2026-05-29T18:58:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How do you mean? About which part?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpii_imedON13vDb-"},{"timestamp":1780077574,"iso":"2026-05-29T18:59:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"All of it Sam, I don’t know where to begin. He’s not in a relationship with Cherny, please stop.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpimBnWedOQ3xnTSv"},{"timestamp":1780077599,"iso":"2026-05-29T18:59:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You're sure of that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpink_medOSbUxeyn"},{"timestamp":1780077634,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:00:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Absolutely.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpipp1GedOUfpgJsl"},{"timestamp":1780077681,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:01:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How? I thought you didn't know that much about what was going on with him these days? But if they weren't in a relationship when you met them both, then thanks, that is interesting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpish-medOXXdAEYG"},{"timestamp":1780077734,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:02:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Possibly it is a more recent development, but I am fairly certain at this point (granted I have been confident and wrong before - I may be again, but I have to think something)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpivw9GedOanZgqCq"},{"timestamp":1780077749,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:02:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re totally wrong about it I’m sorry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpiwsLGedObiev9O1"},{"timestamp":1780077783,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:03:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If they are not in a relationship, then there is some kind of proprietorial attitude of some sort - all I know is that it is very very obvious that Oli is specifically concerned about Cherny seeing that he is dating anyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpiyzpWedOdpz3eF8"},{"timestamp":1780077813,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:03:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To me the obvious reading is that they are in a relationship, even if it's opaque to you and to me (after all Oli is not really known for waving around relationship news)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpi0m6WedOfcvX8OE"},{"timestamp":1780077823,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:03:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Probably just compartmentalizing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpi1MI2edOgCNElyn"},{"timestamp":1780077973,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:06:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But specifically compartmentalising *that* - relationships","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpi-Yu2edOpPIwU4u"},{"timestamp":1780078005,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:06:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I think I am 100% on the mark here, and I think Oli's reaction when I went around confirms it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpjATSGedOrJuPK7_"},{"timestamp":1780078103,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:08:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also Cherny's sister's reaction, which was to like my photos and follow me back on Instagram, then read my first message (\"how do you know Oli, what do you know him as?\"), very obviously immediately intuit why I was asking, and pass on the videos and/or audio I sent while saying nothing to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpjGSjmedOxIzPXiL"},{"timestamp":1780078157,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:09:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I am wrong, I will eat my hat and also your hat and someone else's hat, but I don't think I am wrong, I think this is the boring explanation that explains everything very cleanly and should have been obvious to me much much sooner","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpjJk-WedO0bYi_iF"},{"timestamp":1780078212,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:10:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also think you know, and I think I am missing something or other that accounts for Oli's extreme concern about staying in favour with him, but I'm not sure what","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpjM-4WedO31L29j1"},{"timestamp":1780078251,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:10:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or maybe that's just how Oli always would be in this situation, I'm not quite sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpjPXRGedO6Nctnnc"},{"timestamp":1780078324,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:12:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either way I think Cherny deserves to know the truth about me and Oli, and I can tell when everyone is very keen that I not say that specific truth, i.e. that we have been going out for a while, romantically entangled for longer, and that he cares about me in a way that (without wishing to sound rivalrous) I know he doesn't about Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpjTyY2edO-ot6vw0"},{"timestamp":1780079647,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:34:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to eliminate this theory by making it very clear to Cherny what has happened between Oli and me, and if I am wrong then that will tell me I'm wrong, and if I'm right then it will tell me I'm right - I suspect I'm right, but either is possible, and I have little other way to find out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpkkhgWedQPXwTETw"},{"timestamp":1780079922,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:38:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I am a bit tired of being treated as if I owe Oli decency and loyal treatment when he has quite cheerfully not given me the same, and when I made it *very clear* that I would respond in kind, as anyone would","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpk1W7WedQgNOp5nE"},{"timestamp":1780079964,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:39:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I am sick of being treated like a dirty secret who is not allowed to know why he's a dirty secret, and *especially* when Oli then treats me with contempt and then expects his confidences to be upheld in return","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpk37IGedQixchHIF"},{"timestamp":1780079971,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:39:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He is not the only person in the bloody universe that matters","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpk4VeGedQjL7vKO4"},{"timestamp":1780079990,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:39:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And if he wants all this from me, then he needs to explain himself and stop acting like he's the king of the world","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpk5dEmedQkTfqQ8N"},{"timestamp":1780080022,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:40:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I have no particularly good reason to treat him as such","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikpk7dn2edQmUExPKb"},{"timestamp":1780080296,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:44:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It just feels to me like a hell of a lot of whiney entitlement from somebody who has not acted in (remotely!) good faith himself, and has no clear right, ground, or argument for demanding good faith and meticulous care from me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikplMLCmedQ3BbgRSp"},{"timestamp":1780080337,"iso":"2026-05-29T19:45:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Besides, I find the whole thing distasteful and I will be quite happy to see it collapse, frankly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikplOrF2edQ5heaWMT"},{"timestamp":1780192281,"iso":"2026-05-31T02:51:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Goddammit, no, I am now certain I am right","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikrP_M4mee7qCZR1U7"},{"timestamp":1780192482,"iso":"2026-05-31T02:54:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli was allowed one phone call when he was arrested, right? Who did he call? He wasn't speaking with his mother at the time, and his father is out of the picture. Who did he call? Why not me? Why have I never asked this? He called somebody whom I couldn't call and who couldn't call me. Somebody who couldn't know I was important enough that he chose to call me. Somebody who couldn't even know I was important or existent enough that he needed to pass on a message (the message only reached me that evening when he got back home and explained where he'd been and why he hadn't been able to reply). I think we know who that person was...","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikrQLbqWee72RyNl7j"},{"timestamp":1780192911,"iso":"2026-05-31T03:01:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(sorry, I just realised that should be 'whoever he called', not whomever ... or should it? ffs, god knows, I dunno)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikrQloYGee8QeV4Y3O"},{"timestamp":1780192912,"iso":"2026-05-31T03:01:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikrQlqj2ee8QeYXPGX","attachments":["static/photos/1048628484790913.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1780193563,"iso":"2026-05-31T03:12:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like, do you not normally phone the boyfriend and he phones others, even usually-unrelated parties like the employer? Or *if* you phone another instead as your central node, you *at least* *certainly* ask them to phone the boyfriend. But who exactly phones somebody else and doesn’t even ask them (because he didn’t say “oh, I was arrested, did X not tell you?”) to phone the boyfriend?! Or phones nobody, with the end result that the boyfriend isn’t informed? Nah. No, I am right about this.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikrRNa-Gee84Q4ttWw"},{"timestamp":1780193752,"iso":"2026-05-31T03:15:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Come to think of it, I'm very surprised that more affairs (of the 'the mistress is unaware of the main relationship' variety specifically) aren't exposed to the mistress in this way, because it is almost the grimly perfect tailor-made means of exposing it...","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikrRY_oWee9D1pbvZI"},{"timestamp":1780194442,"iso":"2026-05-31T03:27:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He might plausibly have called nobody. I called nobody, figuring that nobody would notice my absence within <=24 hours (whatever that may say about me...) and that I wasn't in a mad rush to boast about the situation. *But* I would have called someone if they would have noticed my absence and if I planned to tell them when I got home. And Oli and I were talking frequently, I absolutely noticed his absence and was very worried by the time he finally returned at 8pm ish, and he said he'd been thinking of me all day. He must at least have been painfully aware of how panicked and annoying I would be by the time he got back. Put yourself in his position (if you don't already know what's going on - honestly I am not quite sure though I lean towards thinking you do, so I am more trying to establish that I know than to convince you). Why would he, in that situation, not have at least got the person he called to let me know where he'd gone? It really does not admit of very many answers at all...","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikrSDEY2ee9t6R7z-K"},{"timestamp":1780194851,"iso":"2026-05-31T03:34:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is also a weird fucking situation because Cherny is not even *that* bloody rich. Like, this is not a Divy situation. This is someone whose parents are maybe two or three modest rungs above my parents in the grand scheme of things... Is it not all a bit much for a bit little???!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikrScEhmee-G6DyU2u"},{"timestamp":1780279670,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:07:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you really not know about Cherny, then?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksjU8_2egO_zw6VKF"},{"timestamp":1780279685,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:08:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What about him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksjV3s2egPAuVLzTG"},{"timestamp":1780279761,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:09:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As in: you really don’t know anything about there being a relationship between him and Oli (of which I am now functionally certain)? Also incidentally do you know anything about the Hammersmith house? I am starting to suspect Oliver Riannon was never (as Oli said he was) living there as a third flatmate, and it was just the two of them … was it the two of them when you visited them at Cherny’s parents’ house?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksjahfGegPFYlV-43"},{"timestamp":1780279997,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:13:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The more I listen to my old calls with Oli, the more I realise how often he was whispering, paranoid, explicitly called himself ‘paranoid’, etc, which should never have made sense to me but somehow I just treated it as if that was totally normal","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksjo8jGegPTzt73Qz"},{"timestamp":1780280054,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:14:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And as if it was normal not to be allowed to have your boyfriend visit your house and meet your ‘housemate’ (or ‘housemates’) (there was actually a FOURTH housemate, ‘Chris’, who was mentioned literally once and then vanished forever and it was just the fabulous three from then on)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksjscCWegPXTE-FBu"},{"timestamp":1780280084,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:14:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, come on (and come on, Past Me - how on earth did I not question any of this stuff?)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksjuQzWegPZH9Vt7z"},{"timestamp":1780280154,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:15:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was wrong about the control / criminality thing, but I was picking up on the same things I am picking up on now - I was just wrong to trust Oli again and take his comments at face (or basically any) value","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksjygWmegPdXb4X4G"},{"timestamp":1780280258,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:17:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I can only assume the message must have got through to him by now - I think there’s nothing much more I can do, after the father and the sister and visiting their house to shout dates at him, haha - if that doesn’t do the trick then either he is extraordinarily stubborn or I really am wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksj4342egPju_6F_q"},{"timestamp":1780280330,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:18:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is perfectly possible also that it is not a declared RELATIONSHIP in that formal sense, because with Oli nothing ever is, but that it functionally is that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksj9QI2egPoHXYUUE"},{"timestamp":1780280634,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:23:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is aggrieving to have my boyfriend out on loan to someone who is worse looking than either of us and also not actually that rich (which somehow offends me most of all - I would understand it better if Oli had been swept up by some playboy with a private plane and an art collection, or someone truly captivating or good, but not just some American who has a twitter account where he posts about fucking bitcoin monkey pictures)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikskP0wWegP6r4mO0G"},{"timestamp":1780280727,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:25:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, maybe I’m being a bit bitter there - he is probably not as awful as I thought before, and probably some of my dislike for him was more about the way Oli spoke about him to me (for reasons that maybe weren’t really about him), but at the same time he seems extremely banal and it annoys me to think of him being with this precious creature","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikskVe8WegQAVkMJA5"},{"timestamp":1780280769,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:26:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Specifically _my_ precious creature","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikskYFumegQC88hFVB"},{"timestamp":1780281017,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:30:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw he’s so beautiful when he smiles","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksknL_2egQSDMdJJu"},{"timestamp":1780281031,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:30:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikskoENGegQQ5tEIsJ","attachments":["static/photos/2040991163161113.png"]},{"timestamp":1780281191,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:33:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I suppose you now feel I’ve been unfair to Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikskx0zmegQcr-shB0"},{"timestamp":1780281263,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:34:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I haven’t even been fair yet, lol, but oh well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksk2OQmegQhFcTc6X"},{"timestamp":1780281388,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:36:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One moment it’s “fuck you, do your best”, the next moment it’s “hey, why would you do that to me, your dear and loyal boyfriend whom you should love and honour?”","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksk93cWegQoumHn7g"},{"timestamp":1780281499,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:38:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli treated undying loyalty with disloyalty, so I think it is permissible for me to treat disloyalty with disloyalty, or else he is never ever going to stop treating me like this, really, is he? I dunno - but I’ve been through the cycle enough times and this time fuck it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikslEmJ2egQvdW3bwg"},{"timestamp":1780281649,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:40:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect to be the villain, and I suppose I have _specifically and out of spite/retribution/lesson-teaching alone_ gone after him, which is a bit more dramatic than his mere indifference/selfishness, but it’s not like I can be selfish in return when the only thing I want anyway is him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikslNxE2egQ4nSF1Rr"},{"timestamp":1780281707,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:41:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, if Cherny isn’t his boyfriend, then it shouldn’t really matter that I am saying this stuff, right? It’ll be water off a duck’s back, just irrelevant noise","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikslRS-2egQ8KNKkSw"},{"timestamp":1780281772,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:42:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I dunno, maybe you genuinely don’t know and maybe it was bad form of me to say you did, but either way I am now pretty certain","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikslVRR2egRAIajmbC"},{"timestamp":1780282123,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:48:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am just so mystified at how the fuck Oli ever expected this to play out… it seems like, rereading his messages, he expected to be able to introduce me to Cherny in such a way that neither of us would realise what was going on… or maybe he was going to explain to me but not Cherny, or maybe he just hadn’t decided, fuck knows, but unless Cherny has no dignity whatsoever (or has been impressively isolated from his family and from compressive waves in the air around him) I can’t fathom how such a relationship could long survive, if what I have said about what has happened has reached him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikslqt-WegRVlOdJTb"},{"timestamp":1780282145,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:49:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume you still don’t fancy passing on the news of our relationship? haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikslsCEWegRW5T9GDx"},{"timestamp":1780282208,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:50:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah I’m kidding, though I really am fascinated and wish I could be a fly on that wall","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikslv5U2egRawjbD_9"},{"timestamp":1780282258,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:50:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I maybe deserved the indecent image accusation - I looked at my messages to Cherny’s sister and I now realise my warnings were quite vaguely worded and she might well have thought that the links were to some kind of sexual/nude imagery","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksly9GmegRd0YDdOf"},{"timestamp":1780282286,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:51:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksl0n12egRfW3wn40","attachments":["static/photos/823634677241994.jpg","static/photos/828949863327484.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1780282301,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:51:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At least if she didn’t read them 100% attentively","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksl1j9GegRgbN5HX9"},{"timestamp":1780282458,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:54:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If Oli is interested, my responses to police were:\n\n- assault: I absolutely did that, and I said so and signed a statement to that effect\n- stalking: yes, if that’s the definition of stalking then I did that, though I find it utterly ludicrous that it is the definition\n- indecent images: categorically no, and I have given them my Instagram details and they can go and look, though I think Oli probably misunderstood rather than deliberately lied - I’m guessing it was Chinese whispers","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksl_JJGegRqAS2IZa"},{"timestamp":1780282654,"iso":"2026-06-01T03:57:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose I sent her indecent *audio*, if one is determined to make that argument (not sure if there’s a crime for that), but it was *his* bloody indecent audio which I was passing on to *his* partner/housemate via his sister — I was not bloody drive-by hitting on Cherny’s teenage sister by sending her Oli’s deranged sex tirades, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksmLFe2egR18oTvNE"},{"timestamp":1780282965,"iso":"2026-06-01T04:02:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Incidentally, if you want to prove they are not in a relationship, I will believe it when you or somebody dares to tell him that Oli and I _were_ (I would say ‘are’, but at any rate recently were) in one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksmeEUWegSI6r4-Lb","replyText":"I assume you still don’t fancy passing on the news of our relationship? haha","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikslsCEWegRW5T9GDx"},{"timestamp":1780282995,"iso":"2026-06-01T04:03:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But everyone seems very oddly unwilling to do that - I don’t remember hiding relationships from, say, Raz in that way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksmf7sGegSKy20CeE"},{"timestamp":1780283050,"iso":"2026-06-01T04:04:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is not really how housemates usually work, is it? To me it does not seem so","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksmjSPGegSOJZ_5tc"},{"timestamp":1780283220,"iso":"2026-06-01T04:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli can tell himself whatever he wants about being ‘autonomous’, but he is not being autonomous, he’s just selling himself to the higher bidder rather than the one he loves 🤷‍♂️","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksmtolWegSYfvDV04"},{"timestamp":1780283654,"iso":"2026-06-01T04:14:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can surely see why the absolute refusal to do this does lead me to *wonder* whether you know - or otherwise maybe it’s more a matter of _sorta, kinda, on some level, but not literally, plainly, and straightforwardly_ knowing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksnIJe2egSzAszxLX","replyText":"Incidentally, if you want to prove they are not in a relationship, I will believe it when you or somebody dares to tell him that Oli and I _were_ (I would say ‘are’, but at any rate recently were) in one","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iksmeEUWegSI6r4-Lb"},{"timestamp":1780316418,"iso":"2026-06-01T13:20:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m beginning to feel a bit bad for Cherny - on reflection, to be honest, given what he must have been told by Oli, it was probably nice of him to ‘defend’ Oli from me in the very charming way in which he did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iktGX4h2egyCvFk6zs"},{"timestamp":1780316489,"iso":"2026-06-01T13:21:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It’s one of those things that can be decent and then is suddenly made indecent in retrospect by facts that I suppose he couldn’t or wouldn’t have known at the time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iktGcODGegyHE6JC8-"},{"timestamp":1780316512,"iso":"2026-06-01T13:21:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Like Heracles strangling his children","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iktGdpy2egyIguS5cq"},{"timestamp":1780356781,"iso":"2026-06-02T00:33:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you’re willing to pass the good news to Cherny so that he may *REJOICE!!*, it might save my having to message Gladys and Cara and the extended Cherny clan, haha 🙏 but no pressure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikts3eiGehYiUsi6nc"},{"timestamp":1780421790,"iso":"2026-06-02T18:36:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not sure that I am getting through to the Cherny side, so I am going to write to his parents at Edwardes Sq, I think, and send a memory card with all the evidence (photos, videos — *not* the bloody indecent ones —, chats, call recordings, and whatever else)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikuq3TFmeiWiI4a3Vo"},{"timestamp":1780421799,"iso":"2026-06-02T18:36:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And also write an email to Eddie, who has been surprisingly decent and fair, and is, I think, the one person who has actually replied to my emails — I find that quite impressive considering I (understanding from Oli that he was a human trafficker and so forth) obtained the email addresses of several hundred of his sex party guests and probably caused a major panic by sending a mass email and slightly cruelly using CC instead of BCC","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikuq32dmeiWis0o-Cc"},{"timestamp":1780421839,"iso":"2026-06-02T18:37:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, Eddie seems to know Cherny, and seems like the sort of person who might be troubled enough by the whole thing to at least tell Cherny about the crux of what’s going on, even if he doesn’t convey or endorse every single thing I say","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikuq6UV2eiWlLMUkQD"},{"timestamp":1780445723,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:15:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know how long this needs to take but I promise you and Oli I will get this message out if it kills me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvBsBmWeitW3w0n6O"},{"timestamp":1780445749,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:15:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just cannot go on living a life where everyone is lying around me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvBtpuGeitYgsTr2z"},{"timestamp":1780445779,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:16:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And indeed Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvBvexmeitaVzuDgO"},{"timestamp":1780445894,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:18:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just don’t understand where anyone involved expects this to end","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvB2gbmeithXj1oXf"},{"timestamp":1780445934,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:18:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If Oli could live without me, he would have, but he didn’t and he won’t","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvB46zWeitjxzPJIx"},{"timestamp":1780446041,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:20:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the next time he comes back to me, I will tell Cherny and I will keep telling him until Oli for one moment in his goddamned life says something that is not disloyal to either the person he’s saying it to or someone else","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvB_cLGeitqTQNxW4"},{"timestamp":1780446160,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:22:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He just cannot keep fucking doing this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvCGtI2eitxkIdory"},{"timestamp":1780446200,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:23:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am the only person he actually wants and I should not have to spend half my fucking life putting up with him doing this before coming back and asking for another chance","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvCJMoWeit0Dr8Knc"},{"timestamp":1780447737,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:48:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shit, this is why he pretended to be Albanian, isn’t it? Of course","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvDm_CGeivR2Hgaf6"},{"timestamp":1780447788,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:49:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He wanted to talk to me, wanted to be intimate with me, but couldn’t be intimate with me in his real life in a normal-person way where I knew where he was living and so forth because, well, _this_ might end up happening","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvDqFxWeivU83rsYr"},{"timestamp":1780447992,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:53:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And so he carried on telling me that until I told _you_ about some of it, at which point he panicked, presumably because he was worried that word of these lies and therefore of his continued involvement with me might get back to Cherny via you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvD2kF2eivhbMJJ2Z"},{"timestamp":1780448235,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:57:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So he changed tack, told me _much more of_ the truth, told me where he lived, gave me the housemate story, somehow navigated the situation with you, and I guess hoped that this was less likely to lead to a blowup of the Cherny thing than if I was carrying on running around London thinking he was Albanian","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvEFZQGeivwQLoRv8"},{"timestamp":1780448258,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:57:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(which was fun! I loved that phase! lol)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvEGw3Geivxn9vGX8"},{"timestamp":1780448392,"iso":"2026-06-03T01:59:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But inevitably eventually it led to this, and I doubt if Cherny can live forever with the knowledge that Oli sees him as an unwelcome presence in his own house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvEO7Zmeiv5yoSic4"},{"timestamp":1780448629,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:03:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Holy shit, you said you first met Cherny a few years ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvEdaaGeiwIRfu6vO"},{"timestamp":1780448663,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:04:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought you’d said last year, and I just went back to our Messenger chat to check what time last year, but you said a few years ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvEff12eiwKW8VJUZ"},{"timestamp":1780448679,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:04:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At which point Oli was living in his house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvEgfKmeiwLWUUWDX"},{"timestamp":1780448701,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:05:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This has carried on for YEARS?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvEh1F2eiwMr9PxBR"},{"timestamp":1780448832,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:07:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m guessing your loose definition of ‘a few’ would have been maybe something in the range of 2-4, but I’m guessing at least 3 because at least 3 would explain a FUCK lot, whereas 2 would put it in Easter 2024 which wouldn’t explain anything much (all the early-period me and Oli stuff was late 2023 to slightly earlier 2024, and then nothing much by text till mid 2025 and nothing in person till Jan 2026)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvEp0CGeiwUrPtuEw"},{"timestamp":1780448959,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:09:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait no you probably can’t mean 2023 because we were both living together then and I feel I’d remember or it would have been mentioned if you’d gone to … also he didn’t know Davenport back then, so no, ok, scratch that, it *would have* explained a lot but it clearly can’t - I do still wonder what exactly he meant when he said to me he felt trapped in late 2023 though 🤔 I guess possibly this Cherny relationship had begun then but he hadn’t met Davenport and Cherny hadn’t met you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvExlfWeiwccrV2IK"},{"timestamp":1780449051,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:10:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So 2024, ok, I guess that actually makes sense in a way - it doesn’t explain why our early meetings were so weird, but it would explain the period of relative silence for that next year or so after the Cloisters incident","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvE3LaWeiwiBzsTHZ"},{"timestamp":1780449121,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:12:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He intermittently texted me saying that he loved me and stuff like that, but it was just sporadic exchanges for an hour maybe every few weeks or month or two - and then in mid 2025 the godforsaken bloody Albanian thing began","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvE7eFGeiwmVSszIl"},{"timestamp":1780449149,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:12:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please tell Oli: you are so bloody precious but … for fuck’s sake, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvE9KtmeiwoBzG2JB"},{"timestamp":1780449170,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:12:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cannot ever just be bloody easy!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvE-dDmeiwpUSq1jC"},{"timestamp":1780449326,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:15:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am also flattered and reassured that he knew I wouldn’t consent to run around in the dark behind someone else’s back - it would have made things vastly less dangerous if at least I had known what was going on, but he clearly judged that to be riskier than trying to hide it from both of us, and wasn’t able to be without me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvFH_NGeiwy1p3QQs"},{"timestamp":1780449412,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:16:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know how this is going to end but I know it is going to end with him and me, because anything else would offend the universe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvFNOEWeiw4FIx_hT"},{"timestamp":1780449524,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:18:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some day he will come here tired and fall asleep and I will stroke his hair and watch him and smile and it will have been worth it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvFUEnGeiw-7lwQf0"},{"timestamp":1780449937,"iso":"2026-06-03T02:25:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose I should clarify: please do not tell him this, given that, if taken literally, my request might _[world’s longest exhausted eye roll]_ violate my bail conditions","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvFtOmWeixYFdf5MW","replyText":"Please tell Oli: you are so bloody precious but … for fuck’s sake, lol","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikvE9KtmeiwoBzG2JB"},{"timestamp":1780502284,"iso":"2026-06-03T16:58:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did Oli know Cherny (I’m going to put it that way), that you know of, at the beginning of 2024?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv3oSd2ejjTI01ZpT"},{"timestamp":1780502632,"iso":"2026-06-03T17:03:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Alright, Cherny has at least some friends, I am sure of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv39ekWejjoVP6Ohz"},{"timestamp":1780502655,"iso":"2026-06-03T17:04:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At least some people who seem to visit them and be acquainted with them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv3-5MmejjpwITUnA"},{"timestamp":1780502658,"iso":"2026-06-03T17:04:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ned Bartleet (strange name)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv3_E-Gejjp72pNtp"},{"timestamp":1780502667,"iso":"2026-06-03T17:04:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Alexis Forss (godawful fucking writer)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv3_nWmejjqeT4aUd"},{"timestamp":1780502698,"iso":"2026-06-03T17:04:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"William something or other who works with the Chinese (his surname is somewhere in one of our call recordings)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv4Bg9GejjsXyrW_w"},{"timestamp":1780502703,"iso":"2026-06-03T17:05:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some others I will soon recall","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv4Bzx2ejjsqoR5zD"},{"timestamp":1780502710,"iso":"2026-06-03T17:05:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to ask them what the hell is going on here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv4CRsmejjtIkseUf"},{"timestamp":1780506208,"iso":"2026-06-03T18:03:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have decided to branch out into YouTubing, just to make this a bit easier: https://www.youtube.com/@TheOliverBWSamChernySamRAShow","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv7XwomejnCgdvrab"},{"timestamp":1780506269,"iso":"2026-06-03T18:04:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will upload all the various recordings when I have enough time but this is a good starting point and helps when explaining stuff to people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikv7bg4WejnGX1LCDW"},{"timestamp":1780532932,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:28:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"God it is very bloody hard to get in touch with people these days - Facebook just doesn’t surface messages to non-friends, and many of these people don’t seem to use Facebook or maybe have been pre-lied-to by Oli, which apparently is a fine and fair way to treat one’s boyfriend when he is trying to contact one’s other boyfriend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwU22eWekAhtAohcd"},{"timestamp":1780532967,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:29:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to write to the Chernys and write to Peter de Havilland, the only two parties whose addresses I know - the rest, god knows, maybe, though I doubt it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwU4_52ekAj29SaJy"},{"timestamp":1780533005,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:30:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I *will not* just give up and let this slide and then let Oli come back as if nothing had happened - not this time, I am not bloody doing this again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwU7WgGekAmNs2ZbX"},{"timestamp":1780533068,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:31:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I don’t really have the full truth myself and some bloody person will give it to me or I will die trying","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwU_J0mekAqBAl8pC"},{"timestamp":1780533151,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:32:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Firsov is the only other person who must surely know both sides of Oli’s life, but there’s no way he’s going to be helpful and so I probably won’t bother","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwVENHmekAvEU30SD"},{"timestamp":1780533282,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:34:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I get a good vibe from Peter de Havilland, he doesn’t seem like a total asshole in the way some of the others do, so I’m hoping he can be appealed to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwVMQKWekA3HMrFP2"},{"timestamp":1780533361,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:36:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I honestly have no idea who knows what at this point","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwVRCmmekA7542L5r"},{"timestamp":1780533455,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:37:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think Cherny must surely have heard what I have said in some shape or form, there is no way that nothing has got to him - conversely, nothing has got from him or anyone to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwVWymmekBBp4j8yy"},{"timestamp":1780533531,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:38:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually I have all of Cherny’s friends, fuck it, I might just group message all of them in the way I did with Oli’s friends and family","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwVbcN2ekBGTfSwUr"},{"timestamp":1780533598,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:39:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At this point I care very little about decorum - I am going to get a coherent explanation of this from someone if it kills me and/or if it mildly annoys others","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwVffZGekBKWu1_iE"},{"timestamp":1780533763,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:42:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Peter de Havilland clearly must know, Firsov must know, those Cherny friends I named earlier must know (but it’s impossible to really grab someone by the shoulder on Facebook unless they happen to accept your friend request), and Cherny’s parents must obviously know, and maybe Davenport will know too, and Oliver Riannon if he was ever actually all that involved - actually come to think of it I haven’t really tried him as much as I could","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwVpj9GekBUbSZgre"},{"timestamp":1780533788,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:43:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I’ll maybe try Riannon, since Oli did once panic when I nearly messaged him, so I smell some blood there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwVrG8WekBV-QLCCu"},{"timestamp":1780533954,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:45:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh neat, Oliver Riannon has blocked me, despite my not having messaged him since the one Instagram message I was allowed to send many months ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwV1PV2ekBgGsAuAA"},{"timestamp":1780533965,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:46:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ergo Oli has told him to block me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwV151mekBgxLr05D"},{"timestamp":1780533970,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:46:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ergo blood 🦈","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwV2OpWekBhF_B1QJ"},{"timestamp":1780534053,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:47:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The advantage of my brief crusade against Davenport is that I can at least now get messages to Davenport people (like Riannon, and come to think of it maybe Cherny) through Davenport sex party guests who I’m now friendly with and who know these people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwV7RAmekBmIQ6iau"},{"timestamp":1780534067,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:47:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will use that power well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwV8JxWekBnBHwuw7"},{"timestamp":1780534079,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:47:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dear god almighty this should not be so bloody hard","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwV84e2ekBnv2uJR8"},{"timestamp":1780534133,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:48:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If there’s one thing the Davenport sex party email snafu has taught me, it is that women like me, whereas I seem to have less luck with men","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWALkGekBrCBa7oK"},{"timestamp":1780534152,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:49:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe it’s the conscience thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWBWOmekBsNj0mQU"},{"timestamp":1780534353,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:52:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know if at this point Oli is trying to stop me talking to Cherny or Cherny talking to me, but if it’s still the former then the trouble with that is that the more one lies the worse it eventually looks","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWNn32ekB4fBFWjs"},{"timestamp":1780534402,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:53:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli has spent the last two years piling lies upon lies, and I’m sorry but this is how it unravels, and it won’t do to blame it on me and the world and everyone else","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWQno2ekB7e-ZUdA"},{"timestamp":1780534541,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:55:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have I ever in … ten years? about ten years of knowing you … gone mad in this way about anything or anyone else? I don’t think so, as far as I can recall","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWZD_2ekCD7Lk-HU"},{"timestamp":1780534647,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:57:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Alex and I were dicks to each other back in 2015 ish, you and I in 2023 (I honestly can’t remember well enough to say whether that was more my fault or more yours or whatever), I lost my mind at Ryan for a day or two when he lost Pig, and I can’t remember much else","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWfhMWekCKYjoScE"},{"timestamp":1780534689,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:58:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I have put up with Oli doing this for about two to three years without saying very much to others","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWiIfGekCM_5cW23"},{"timestamp":1780534707,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:58:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I was a hell of a lot more reasonable after the Cloisters thing than most people would have been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWjM_WekCOEU1OM8"},{"timestamp":1780534724,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:58:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And also after the Albanian thing, but at some point one reaches the limit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWkO1GekCPGKFH73"},{"timestamp":1780534772,"iso":"2026-06-04T01:59:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I am just not doing that “Oli betrays trust, withdraws, counts on me remaining loyal when he is not, and then comes back and offers affection and becomes close without answering or fixing anything, and then repeat” cycle again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWnMcGekCSDva-bs"},{"timestamp":1780534800,"iso":"2026-06-04T02:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he comes back it will be in rubble and he will have to gamble on trusting me, not just me on trusting him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwWo2m2ekCTuBKNTc"},{"timestamp":1780537632,"iso":"2026-06-04T02:47:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For what it is worth, I am very tired of everyone saying “oh no, but what can we possibly do?” when Oli behaves appallingly and then saying “wow!! that’s a bit uncalled for, isn’t it!?” to me when I respond in kind, or even just tell the truth about the stuff he’s done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwZVtJWekFAkVgFwA"},{"timestamp":1780537643,"iso":"2026-06-04T02:47:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will not soon forget that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwZWYuWekFBP_VvPT"},{"timestamp":1780537729,"iso":"2026-06-04T02:48:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might write a book about this at the end, because there are a lot of things that I want to say about it / about our culture in light of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwZbqd2ekFGhatSIk","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1780550865,"iso":"2026-06-04T06:27:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikwl9aqAAAAAAAAAGz"},{"timestamp":1780571638,"iso":"2026-06-04T12:13:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, Peter de Havilland now knows, thank the Lord","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikw5xUcWeklcLtbe_T"},{"timestamp":1780571645,"iso":"2026-06-04T12:14:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He doubted me at first","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikw5xv02eklcnG2rsM"},{"timestamp":1780571670,"iso":"2026-06-04T12:14:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikw5zP8Gekld_v90EL","attachments":["static/photos/996719396391412.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1780571713,"iso":"2026-06-04T12:15:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I settled that point with videos of Oli reading out his texts to me and kissing me, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikw512V2eklgthOhFu"},{"timestamp":1780571717,"iso":"2026-06-04T12:15:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikw52G2meklg5zODVH","attachments":["static/photos/1614906962915878.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1780589877,"iso":"2026-06-04T17:17:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here are those videos, btw:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxLKiQWek21Y3Kc7h"},{"timestamp":1780589929,"iso":"2026-06-04T17:18:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure I could have asked for more comically brilliant videos to send to Peter de Havilland to establish that I am not a ‘fantasist’","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxLNqcmek24gw4Xf0"},{"timestamp":1780589998,"iso":"2026-06-04T17:19:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxLR7dWek22aoJSbU","attachments":["static/videos/2150642085508972.mp4","static/videos/961402000102906.mp4"]},{"timestamp":1780590006,"iso":"2026-06-04T17:20:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Seriously do people turn their fucking brains off the moment that one person calls another person a ‘fantasist’? Is that just how it works?! Anyway I’m not sure what right Oli has to call me or anyone - even J R R fucking Tolkien - a fantasist","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxLSaA2ek29RCTohU"},{"timestamp":1780598145,"iso":"2026-06-04T19:35:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have told Peter, and I infer from Peter’s replies that Oli’s literal, honest-to-god account is that my videos are faked, I somehow hacked in to Peter and Oli’s WhatsApp messages to use as props in my fake video, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxTDIjGek-t_qh308"},{"timestamp":1780598161,"iso":"2026-06-04T19:36:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am drawing a line here, because this has been insulting enough for long enough already","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxTEIHWek-u_YM5P5"},{"timestamp":1780598239,"iso":"2026-06-04T19:37:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he doesn’t tell people the truth, I am going to bring a slander claim, not out of anger or to destroy him but because this is not on, and he needs to draw a line, man up, and be honest","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxTI3ZWek-zulv8Wp"},{"timestamp":1780598276,"iso":"2026-06-04T19:37:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If there is no fucking other way that he will do this, I will do it in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxTLLG2ek-2CVod1K"},{"timestamp":1780608695,"iso":"2026-06-04T22:31:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have sent him a pre-action letter, and in 14 days I can and will bring a claim in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxdHGMGelIx84K6Jz"},{"timestamp":1780608767,"iso":"2026-06-04T22:32:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he wants to say these things about me, he will now have to substantiate them; alternatively he can stop saying them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxdLfL2elI2WRMZuK"},{"timestamp":1780608836,"iso":"2026-06-04T22:33:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I seriously recommend he withdraw them and I will seek justice if he doesn’t, because I have been denied it far too fucking long","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxdPqUGelI6hdkbZa"},{"timestamp":1780609782,"iso":"2026-06-04T22:49:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, I look forward to having you as a witness 😉","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikxeJbmWelJ0Sq_AvS"},{"timestamp":1780690770,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:19:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyrYihWemXDRJz3wv","attachments":["static/photos/1212579790889863.png"]},{"timestamp":1780690779,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:19:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Neat, at least one of my YouTube videos is taking off, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyrZDsmemXD60vjus"},{"timestamp":1780690790,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:19:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This will be the new Gangnam Style!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyrZv2memXEm3KLIX"},{"timestamp":1780690835,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:20:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also has been viewed from Finland, which I hope was by Cherny’s Finnish friend who has been mentioned to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyrceO2emXHU1htDL"},{"timestamp":1780690884,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:21:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyrff6GemXKTDXWcg"},{"timestamp":1780691817,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:36:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am disappointed in Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikysYdcWemYDUmtxku"},{"timestamp":1780691869,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:37:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He had months to be decent, and he chose to lie to me, to lie to Cherny, and then to throw me under the bus to save his own cosy arrangement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikysbmP2emYGdEyJYG"},{"timestamp":1780691964,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:39:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There are many people, at many different levels of honesty, decency, and dignity, who would have stopped at many different points over these past few months, but Oli has outlasted them all","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyshZsmemYMQwK3f_"},{"timestamp":1780692063,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:41:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But he is not going to keep this hidden","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikysncgWemYSTgw4My"},{"timestamp":1780692084,"iso":"2026-06-05T21:41:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I were him I would tell the truth now, because, though it would have been less bad a month ago, it will be worse later","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikysot2WemYTk2AU2H"},{"timestamp":1780694470,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:21:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to just share the YouTube channel on Facebook and tag all their friends and Cherny’s family (Stephen, Gladys, Cara, etc, maybe others I can find), I think, until this gets to them. I have reached ‘zero fucks’ territory and I don’t really care if Oli calls me mad, since he has called me that for a long time, pretty shamefully given how he’s behaved, and pretty shamefully when he’ll inevitably later come back and ask me to trust him and say he was in a months-long ‘mental state’ and so it’s all ok. I don’t care. I give up on caring, which has never done me any good. It’s a shame that my family etc have to be spammed by all this stuff, but I am not letting Oli get away with hiding this and throwing the one person he has loved under the bus. If you would tell Cherny then that would help, but I say that pro forma because I realise I will have to do this myself.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyu6XlGemalOfrNkx"},{"timestamp":1780694684,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:24:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here are Cherny’s friends whom I will tag if I can, until it gets back to him, since Oli is doing everything he can to hide it, and since I am now legally instructed not to contact him directly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyvHcWGemayTWLERP"},{"timestamp":1780694738,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:25:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"[\n “Dan Stairs”,\n “Matthew Midlane”,\n “Rhys Sutton-Harry”,\n “Thomas Chapman”,\n “Peter De Havilland”,\n “Emily Bentley”,\n “Evan Hartley”,\n “Jouna Lansman”,\n “Hassan Kingsley”,\n “Ryan de Vere”,\n “Sheehan Quirke”,\n “Danielle Eve”,\n “Maria Snow”,\n “Charles Aldous”,\n “Amelie Mitchell”,\n “Miray Kose”,\n “Anna Pynadath Jacob”,\n “Miles Weekes”,\n “Dane Bainbridge”,\n “Dite Meja Bagdonaite”\n]","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyvKvEmema1mAEJ8F"},{"timestamp":1780694866,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:27:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can’t upload all of them because of bloody Instagram","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyvSjKmema9aMrwVy"},{"timestamp":1780694869,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:27:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyvStt2ema9kynwvQ"},{"timestamp":1780694885,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:28:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I swear to god I am going to be so pissed off at Oli when this is finally over","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyvTrTWema-ijH1Qn"},{"timestamp":1780694920,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:28:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He has had every chance to do the decent thing and he has decided not to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyvVz1GembAq_YKpp"},{"timestamp":1780694951,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:29:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And has decided instead to lie through his teeth and put his own comfort ahead of everyone else in this story, including me and including Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyvXsoGembCjwdlON"},{"timestamp":1780694963,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:29:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Both of whom he has wronged","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyvYcOWembDTX5xOq"},{"timestamp":1780694999,"iso":"2026-06-05T22:29:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He will spend the rest of his life making this up to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikyvaroWembFixZjBG"},{"timestamp":1780746053,"iso":"2026-06-06T12:40:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On a separate note for once, lol:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikzgGucWenLxk2vqtt"},{"timestamp":1780746059,"iso":"2026-06-06T12:40:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ikzgHILWenLx3Wjawn","attachments":["static/photos/1627148981690171.png"]},{"timestamp":1780794800,"iso":"2026-06-07T02:13:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know what I’m going to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik0OmAj2en6Q2mZ7Uh"},{"timestamp":1780794805,"iso":"2026-06-07T02:13:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tomorrow","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik0OmWgWen6RNTEbMM"},{"timestamp":1780794833,"iso":"2026-06-07T02:13:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m going to convene a Council of the Ex-Boyfriends to opine on this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik0OoCeGen6S5WLECM"},{"timestamp":1780794859,"iso":"2026-06-07T02:14:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It will be like when US Presidents consult their forebears","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik0OppXmen6UgRUbWf"},{"timestamp":1780794913,"iso":"2026-06-07T02:15:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It won’t make a difference to the situation itself, but it may restore my sanity","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik0Os6W2en6XxKaXyF"},{"timestamp":1780794979,"iso":"2026-06-07T02:16:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"However it might also insult my ex-boyfriends, because they know that I would never have suffered through all of this for years for them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik0Ow7XWen6byLGa_s"},{"timestamp":1780795027,"iso":"2026-06-07T02:17:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love that boy way way more than is reasonable or deserved","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik0Oz59Gen6ewuok4b"},{"timestamp":1780875910,"iso":"2026-06-08T00:45:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hi, I sent Oli a pre-action letter by email on Thursday (see below) and I worry he has taken it as bluster. It is not bluster and I will very much initiate court proceedings - not by an expensive team of City solicitors but myself, pro se - if he doesn’t retract that claim. I say this for what it’s worth 🤷‍♂️ but it’s up to him. Either way he will retract the lies he has told about me. This is not on, and it is not his right to do shameful things and then try to evade accountability by defaming others.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1b8lnWepHnbzZtKB"},{"timestamp":1780875917,"iso":"2026-06-08T00:45:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1b9AAGepHnwT0pIy","attachments":["static/photos/1545387903770152.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1780875938,"iso":"2026-06-08T00:45:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ I have to send this letter and wait for 14 days by law, which is why I’m not doing it right away","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1b-SEmepHpI8aNVF"},{"timestamp":1780876946,"iso":"2026-06-08T01:02:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Incidentally, if Oli doesn’t reply and I end up bringing a claim, I will call you as a witness to the relationship (mine and Oli’s, that is), though not to his having made the defamatory claim, nor to his and Cherny’s relationship (which strictly speaking wouldn’t be relevant at all). Sorry. Dick move, maybe, but needs must, and I’m thinking this through…","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1c71N2epImsEC-yF"},{"timestamp":1780877632,"iso":"2026-06-08T01:13:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, to be clear, I am accepting retraction now, for 14 days, but if he doesn’t retract it within that time then I will take him to court over the past remarks, even if he panics and retracts it later. I am not obliged to drop it just because he later retracts it. This is a kindness *for 14 days, and not any later than that*.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1dlrfmepJQiXTzkD"},{"timestamp":1780877744,"iso":"2026-06-08T01:15:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(I say a kindness despite saying I have to send the letter because I could e.g. send the letter and demand damages, not just retraction, or whatever other settlement might satisfy me - as it stands I don’t want damages, just retraction)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1dsimGepJXZcGrVH"},{"timestamp":1780878319,"iso":"2026-06-08T01:25:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway it’ll be nice to all be in a room together, telling the truth - it’ll be like the old mephedrone days 😉","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1ePmoWepJ6davdfO"},{"timestamp":1780881844,"iso":"2026-06-08T02:24:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will see you both in 10 days + however long it takes to get a court date, and I will be disappointed that this is what it will have taken to get truth and decency","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1hmwGGepNRm9Qa6x"},{"timestamp":1780881944,"iso":"2026-06-08T02:25:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But oh well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1hs3w2epNXumY2Bb"},{"timestamp":1780881995,"iso":"2026-06-08T02:26:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know if you or Oli think I look like I’m going to fold and go home without it, but I assure you I am not, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1hv-LWepNa1ITo6Z"},{"timestamp":1780882101,"iso":"2026-06-08T02:28:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would sooner it be solved without going to court, obviously, and that’s why I’m pushing, but if it’s not then I will very gladly go","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1h2c3WepNhTx-sRf"},{"timestamp":1780882364,"iso":"2026-06-08T02:32:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I will call my family as witnesses, and you, and Oli, to tell the truth on pain of perjury, where I have mounds of other evidence too, and things will finally get real (which is long fucking overdue)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik1iGf72epNxWAnVlO"},{"timestamp":1780947393,"iso":"2026-06-08T20:36:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik2gHiqmeqLyUKDOA2","attachments":["static/photos/1671558184115175.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1780947403,"iso":"2026-06-08T20:36:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"bigger than Jesus, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik2gILmGeqLzCl7_CR"},{"timestamp":1781151722,"iso":"2026-06-11T05:22:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose I’ve got through now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik5i-1zGetOpsNhDll"},{"timestamp":1781151737,"iso":"2026-06-11T05:22:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Huh?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik5i_vimetOql7rjDQ"},{"timestamp":1781281043,"iso":"2026-06-12T17:17:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In case you care to save Oli from trouble, I say the same to you as I just said to Cherny:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik7eT7S2evJ-xgc7w_"},{"timestamp":1781281048,"iso":"2026-06-12T17:17:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik7eUOOWevJ-_EhM5g","attachments":["static/photos/783266078112196.png"]},{"timestamp":1781313303,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:15:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you aware of Oli’s having said any such thing?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik79E8mWevovyvAcwD"},{"timestamp":1781313354,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:15:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you willing to ask him if he said it and if he still says it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik79IB1mevoy4fFwC8"},{"timestamp":1781313383,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:16:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or are you not willing to say anything at all?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik79J0ZGevo0rM_B-d"},{"timestamp":1781313392,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:16:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect you’re not willing to say anything at all","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik79KY4Gevo1PacO6i"},{"timestamp":1781313416,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:16:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I may rely on that in my Particulars of Claim","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik79L0SWevo2rCSSJR"},{"timestamp":1781313780,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you aware of Oli’s having said that I fabricated evidence of our relationship (e.g. videos, photos, chat logs, call recordings, etc)?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-899"},{"timestamp":1781313840,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you willing to ask him if he said it and if he still says it?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-900"},{"timestamp":1781313840,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect you’re not willing to say anything at all","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-901"},{"timestamp":1781313840,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I may rely on that in my Particulars of Claim","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-902"},{"timestamp":1781313840,"iso":"2026-06-13T02:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or are you not willing to say anything at all?","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-903"},{"timestamp":1781343285,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:34:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Isn’t it obvious?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8Zq6JGewFVwfH3tc"},{"timestamp":1781343316,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:35:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Obvious that he said it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8ZsyMGewFXo0CdJ_"},{"timestamp":1781343331,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:35:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"obvious that you were","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8ZtuK2ewFYk-MeKI"},{"timestamp":1781343419,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:36:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, could you explain what you mean? Obvious that we were in a relationship? Yeah, I think it’s very obvious given all the videos etc, but he seems to have told Peter de Havilland that my videos and so forth were fake. Are you aware of his having told anyone that my videos or any other evidence was faked or manipulated?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8ZzC0mewFd58jdZB"},{"timestamp":1781343776,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:42:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry, it’s vaguely frustrating that you write reems of messages, about something that I have seriously no interest in!!!\n\nITS QUITE CLEAR YOU WERE IN SOME SORT OF DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP. Certainly not a relationship in the normal sense of it. I don’t think think anyone believes that you fabricated videos or whatever. Why do you care? Why do you care about any of these people you’ve not even met them they’re Ollies friends, I don’t know how you were expecting them to take sides? Maybe Ollie said they were fabricated because you sent videos around of you sucking his dick? That’s embarrassing no? If you had paid any heed to what I told you instead of badgering on, and dragging everyone into this, I pretty sure you would have been happier with the outcome!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aI14mewFzsthfnF"},{"timestamp":1781343812,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:43:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you aware of his having told anyone that any of the evidence I supplied was fabricated?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aLDpmewF167oFJN"},{"timestamp":1781343851,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:44:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It seems you’re saying you are aware","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aNb3WewF4TMFIoU"},{"timestamp":1781343882,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:44:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not aware, no.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aPT_WewF6KxvcX9"},{"timestamp":1781343896,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:44:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would you be willing to ask him if that is what he says?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aQLpWewF7C5WLZX"},{"timestamp":1781344025,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:47:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What difference does it make? Would I make you happy? Or would it annoy you more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aYDF2ewGC6CeFEW"},{"timestamp":1781344054,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:47:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It would give me slightly more material for my particulars of claim, though what you’ve said is helpful already","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aZz3mewGErKolW9"},{"timestamp":1781344091,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:48:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you not fed up with all of this, it’s exhausting no?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8acD1WewGG63Jeqp"},{"timestamp":1781344108,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:48:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am very fed up with it, yes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8adHi2ewGH-sMMX5"},{"timestamp":1781344141,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:49:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think it is ok to carry on a relationship with me while also carrying on a relationship with someone else, and then escape accountability by defaming me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8afG1WewGJ-EcnMi"},{"timestamp":1781344179,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:49:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would you be willing to ask him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8ahbX2ewGMSk8oCD"},{"timestamp":1781344183,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:49:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He was never in a relationship with Cherny? Absolutely not. You’re still wrong about that.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aht1GewGMkyk9gc","replyText":"I don’t think it is ok to carry on a relationship with me while also carrying on a relationship with someone else, and then escape accountability by defaming me","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8afG1WewGJ-EcnMi"},{"timestamp":1781344205,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:50:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would you be willing to ask him if that is what he says, that I fabricated any of that evidence?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8ajCYmewGN5lugCG"},{"timestamp":1781344233,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:50:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean you’ll never believe me anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8akxxmewGPoq1waO"},{"timestamp":1781344239,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:50:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t want to get into an argument about the semantics of ‘relationship’ - the fact is that he didn’t want Cherny to know, that his relation to Cherny was such that Cherny wasn’t to know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8alFyWewGP9Apca9"},{"timestamp":1781344259,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:50:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Cherny is STRAIGHT!!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8amT8WewGRK7SUuO"},{"timestamp":1781344261,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:51:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I met him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8ameO2ewGRVM6_y9"},{"timestamp":1781344268,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:51:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t need to believe you or not to believe you - our chats are on record and I just want to use that record to say that he did or didn’t say it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8am5AGewGRwQBMRd","replyText":"I mean you’ll never believe me anyway","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8akxxmewGPoq1waO"},{"timestamp":1781344271,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:51:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s ridiculous","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8anD5mewGR6f2eLt"},{"timestamp":1781344273,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:51:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I’d be grateful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8anMaGewGSDse2dl"},{"timestamp":1781344283,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:51:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is it not quite easy to ask?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8an07mewGSsN6EIa"},{"timestamp":1781344290,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:51:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s like saying Eoighan Murphy and Raz are in a relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aoQq2ewGTHvFS3M"},{"timestamp":1781344303,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:51:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It would certainly save him some legal trouble, and save me some too, if he is not saying it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8apAFWewGT3MQZT1"},{"timestamp":1781344312,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:51:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just as it would have saved him trouble to say the same to my email himself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8apkT2ewGUblJyT1"},{"timestamp":1781344321,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:52:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well it’s not going to end there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aqHoWewGU-jb_db"},{"timestamp":1781344324,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:52:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But nobody seems willing to say whether he is or isn’t saying it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aqTW2ewGVKjrjRy"},{"timestamp":1781344329,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:52:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re going to keep going","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aqmPGewGVdM1Kok"},{"timestamp":1781344345,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:52:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s not said it to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8armwGewGWduhaos","replyText":"But nobody seems willing to say whether he is or isn’t saying it","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aqTW2ewGVKjrjRy"},{"timestamp":1781344356,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:52:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he said or if you said that he doesn’t say it, then that would end there - I would be upset at him still, yes, but I would not take action for defamation specifically","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8asSbGewGXJmsRLw"},{"timestamp":1781344379,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:52:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would you ask him if that is the account he gives of my evidence, or if it is not?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8atpkGewGYgxv08_"},{"timestamp":1781344425,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:53:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was unfortunate enough to see the videos and listen to some recordings, which you’ve passed around to everyone. I think everyone who’s seen them knows they weren’t fabricated, and why would you care of someone is stupid enough to believe it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8awetmewGbVrufKY"},{"timestamp":1781344432,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:53:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suspect you won’t, because I suspect you know it’s what he’s telling others, and that he can’t deny it to you because that would be inconsistent and he fears I would share his denial with those others","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aw40GewGbwF2nEB"},{"timestamp":1781344460,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:54:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I also suspect you or he are wise enough to not want to affirm it on record either, because it’s so clearly untrue","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8ayldWewGdcp86ns"},{"timestamp":1781344477,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:54:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So if you want to settle it, I’d be grateful if you’d ask","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8azncGewGeeo_VL2"},{"timestamp":1781344492,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:54:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m about to to\nSupper, and I’m very tired","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a0j-2ewGfa5Bel2","replyText":"I suspect you won’t, because I suspect you know it’s what he’s telling others, and that he can’t deny it to you because that would be inconsistent and he fears I would share his denial with those others","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aw40GewGbwF2nEB"},{"timestamp":1781344496,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:54:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe I’ll ask him later","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a0zdmewGfqfVcys"},{"timestamp":1781344499,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:54:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Otherwise I will cite your refusal in my particulars of claim and I will call you as a witness","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a0_SmewGf2oTrC4"},{"timestamp":1781344504,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:55:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When I’m less agitated","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a1Rv2ewGgIsxDuf"},{"timestamp":1781344516,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:55:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh shut up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a2DdGewGg6a4Ld6","replyText":"Otherwise I will cite your refusal in my particulars of claim and I will call you as a witness","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a0_SmewGf2oTrC4"},{"timestamp":1781344542,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:55:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nIn London for 3 days this month","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a3n8mewGie5H9fC"},{"timestamp":1781344551,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:55:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I live in NY now, it’ll be tricky","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a4K12ewGjBwarEr"},{"timestamp":1781344575,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:56:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just don’t think you’re very well, and I don’t think any of this is going to be helpful for you Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a5mWWewGkdWSU-o"},{"timestamp":1781344576,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:56:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fair enough, that will be tricky then, but the refusal is still helpful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a5qVGewGkhiyUiy"},{"timestamp":1781344599,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:56:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I can deal with my own health, thanks","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a7F2WewGl8_H0X1"},{"timestamp":1781344618,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:56:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am morally disappointed in you and in Oli but I would appreciate it if you would ask him a straight question and convey his answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a8OYWewGnFnHN3C"},{"timestamp":1781344619,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:56:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Up to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a8VUWewGnMYbNoN"},{"timestamp":1781344655,"iso":"2026-06-13T10:57:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8a-h_GewGpY4_8Xi"},{"timestamp":1781344860,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If what you are saying is true, it will be the easiest thing in the world, just as it would have been the easiest thing for him to admit it to Peter, or to me, but it doesn’t seem to be, and I don’t think you’re going to ask him or to convey his reply","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bK_lWewG12i06Rx"},{"timestamp":1781344957,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:02:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If Cherny is not interested in him and if he is free to pursue relationships with whomever he pleases, then he can simply say “yes we were in a relationship and yes all those videos and photos and call recordings and so forth are real, of course they are, but I no longer like him or whatever”","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bQ9VmewG70j4fu-"},{"timestamp":1781344992,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:03:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yet that is the one thing he doesn’t seem able or willing to say or to make Cherny aware of, either now or when we were seeing each other and on good terms","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bTEm2ewG97yzkkg"},{"timestamp":1781345017,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:03:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You see there’s no point asking him because you’ll just twist things to fit your own narrative","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bUk82ewG_b4T_dw","replyText":"If what you are saying is true, it will be the easiest thing in the world, just as it would have been the easiest thing for him to admit it to Peter, or to me, but it doesn’t seem to be, and I don’t think you’re going to ask him or to convey his reply","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bK_lWewG12i06Rx"},{"timestamp":1781345031,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:03:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I will use our documented messages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bVbwGewHAS67RxG"},{"timestamp":1781345036,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:03:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s mad that you think he was in a relationship with Cherney","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bVvqGewHAmmR7sf","replyText":"If Cherny is not interested in him and if he is free to pursue relationships with whomever he pleases, then he can simply say “yes we were in a relationship and yes all those videos and photos and call recordings and so forth are real, of course they are, but I no longer like him or whatever”","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bQ9VmewG70j4fu-"},{"timestamp":1781345041,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You do that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bWE8mewHA72XdDV","replyText":"No, I will use our documented messages","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bVbwGewHAS67RxG"},{"timestamp":1781345042,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is a court case, it doesn’t rely on me ‘twisting’ things, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bWHCmewHA-NFfhh"},{"timestamp":1781345050,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will submit your exact words","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bWnY2ewHBeiAHy-"},{"timestamp":1781345056,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What is the point of all of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bW9tGewHB0pxIvi"},{"timestamp":1781345058,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All of them, and all our messages, unaltered","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bXFy2ewHB8xNeVW"},{"timestamp":1781345060,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re welcome to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bXNm2ewHCEln7NZ"},{"timestamp":1781345061,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would be mad not to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bXREmewHCIO-Ivo"},{"timestamp":1781345068,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It would be criminal to alter any of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bXu7GewHCmCoipc"},{"timestamp":1781345079,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you would be free to submit your own records and correct me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bYZJWewHDQRGCZP"},{"timestamp":1781345086,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol\nWhy do you think I care enough to do this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bYzw2ewHDqqsPvy","replyText":"It would be criminal to alter any of this","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bXu7GewHCmCoipc"},{"timestamp":1781345094,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t think you’re going to do this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bZTHWewHEKP2mu3"},{"timestamp":1781345097,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:04:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have said I don’t","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bZeTGewHEVd5kqm"},{"timestamp":1781345105,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:05:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I wanted you on record as not being willing to do it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bZ8gmewHEztnKcR"},{"timestamp":1781345117,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:05:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Willing to do what?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8batfWewHFkT3gpe"},{"timestamp":1781345126,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:05:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To ask Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bbRT2ewHGIdny_B"},{"timestamp":1781345142,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:05:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean part of me is that I cba. It’s been exhausting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bcOTmewHHFPk0ub"},{"timestamp":1781345156,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:05:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I’m trying to\nEnjoy myself at the moment","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bdGXmewHH9UhPa1"},{"timestamp":1781345157,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:05:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks - that is still helpful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bdJBmewHIANkYy6"},{"timestamp":1781345171,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:06:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And you’ve been going on for months Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8beAzGewHI3vWRuq"},{"timestamp":1781345177,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:06:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😭😭😭😭","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8beXoWewHJOb2i9g"},{"timestamp":1781345184,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:06:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let’s call it a day, then, I have what I need","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bexgWewHJoqQ2vz"},{"timestamp":1781345193,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:06:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You won’t believe me when I say they weren’t in a relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bfXR2ewHKOR-dTD"},{"timestamp":1781345210,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:06:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It doesn’t matter if I believe you - it will be determined by a court by reading your words","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bgaNWewHLRWTBuF"},{"timestamp":1781345225,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:07:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I.e. whether I have a basis to say that Oli has said this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bhR3mewHMI_mApN"},{"timestamp":1781345225,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:07:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay so be it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bhU7GewHML5ixsx","replyText":"It doesn’t matter if I believe you - it will be determined by a court by reading your words","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bgaNWewHLRWTBuF"},{"timestamp":1781345239,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:07:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why do you wnat to happen to Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8biJQWewHNARzAx9"},{"timestamp":1781345252,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:07:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool - let me know if you change your mind, because it would help me and it would especially help Oli if he hasn’t said it, but thanks either way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bi9eWewHN0oQRXP"},{"timestamp":1781345261,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:07:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Anyway taking off. Talk soon. Have some rest for all do this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bjeCWewHOVCkCt3"},{"timestamp":1781345294,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:08:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, what do I want to happen? I want him to stop defaming me, and for him to retract what he said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8blhlWewHQYwBdZv","replyText":"Why do you wnat to happen to Oli","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8biJQWewHNARzAx9"},{"timestamp":1781345323,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:08:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I explicitly didn’t include damages in my pre-action letter, am not filing an N1 indicating that I seek damages, and therefore, on my understanding, won’t be able to claim damages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8bnSrGewHSJwDClj"},{"timestamp":1781345346,"iso":"2026-06-13T11:09:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In short, I don’t want money, I want an injunction and I want a finding that he didn’t substantiate what he said when given the chance to in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8boqa2ewHThe4QxH"},{"timestamp":1781351067,"iso":"2026-06-13T12:44:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What has he said to who?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8hF3ZGewMwuHCtjr","replyText":"Sorry, what do I want to happen? I want him to stop defaming me, and for him to retract what he said","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8blhlWewHQYwBdZv"},{"timestamp":1781351195,"iso":"2026-06-13T12:46:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He seems to have said to Peter, judging by Peter’s response to me, that I had fabricated the videos I sent to Peter. I suspect, from his refusal to reply to my initial pre-action email and from your reluctance to ask him, that he is still maintaining that I fabricated all the evidence I have shown. So that is what I want him to take a clear position on. Does he say it or does not say it? Will he stand behind it? If not, would he kindly retract it and stop saying it? Because it is not in fact his God-given right to defame me to get out of trouble for what he did.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8hNqMGewM4hSlGxz"},{"timestamp":1781357460,"iso":"2026-06-13T14:31:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Wouldn’t ask me break your stalking conditions.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-904","replyContext":"Damien replied to you"},{"timestamp":1781358600,"iso":"2026-06-13T14:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Pre-action Protocol for Media and Communications Claims – Civil Procedure Rules – Justice UK","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-905","recovery":"embedded-child"},{"timestamp":1781358600,"iso":"2026-06-13T14:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry? I don’t know what you mean. No, I’m not forbidden to do any such thing, and you’re not forbidden to ask him, and nor am I forbidden to ask you to ask him. I asked him myself on June 4th, as I am required to do to give him a reasonable opportunity to resolve the matter before issuing proceedings in the High Court (https://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/civil/protocol/prot_def). He didn’t answer, so I am asking you and asking Cherny. If you don’t want to ask him, that is fine. I don’t need a reason based on professed concern for me.","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-906"},{"timestamp":1781408695,"iso":"2026-06-14T04:44:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way, thanks for telling me a month ago that Oli Does What Oli Wants, thus leading me to invent my new policy of Sam Does What Sam Wants, rather than Sam Does What Oli Wants Also","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9YDM8mexDuC8VOgb"},{"timestamp":1781408739,"iso":"2026-06-14T04:45:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It has led to an awful lot of complaining, and lots of very sincere concern for my Mental Health™, for which I thank you, but it has been very gratifying and I can see why Oli does it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9YF6CmexDwwwm_nC"},{"timestamp":1781408755,"iso":"2026-06-14T04:45:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though maybe he might not do it next time, we’ll see","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9YG4JGexDxvAdyLp"},{"timestamp":1781408954,"iso":"2026-06-14T04:49:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way, have you checked on Oli’s Mental Health™ recently? Is that all fine and dandy? All in excellent working order? Glad to hear!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9YS_KWexD914evQW"},{"timestamp":1781409012,"iso":"2026-06-14T04:50:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, thank you for being such a friend to me and my Mental Health!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9YWi9WexEBZ3Y2Zb"},{"timestamp":1781409044,"iso":"2026-06-14T04:50:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Pity it hasn’t done much good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9YYhkGexEDYdrX7T"},{"timestamp":1781409182,"iso":"2026-06-14T04:53:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"“I see you’re distressed - have you considered being less distressed, lest it make Oli distressed, which is what matters?”","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9Yg67mexELxxsR4i"},{"timestamp":1781409213,"iso":"2026-06-14T04:53:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have been as firm as seaweed in a tsunami 👍","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9Yiz6GexENq4Ia3i"},{"timestamp":1781409576,"iso":"2026-06-14T04:59:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I suppose my point is: fuck you, and I will work things out morally with Oli myself, since you have been of no moral use whatsoever, disappointingly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9Y4-sGexEj1ljOJB"},{"timestamp":1781409821,"iso":"2026-06-14T05:03:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I had hoped that Oli still had some people around him who were not scum, who were better than his worst instincts, and who would help him when he is in this kind of moral position","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9ZH5vmexEywxMHUy"},{"timestamp":1781409828,"iso":"2026-06-14T05:03:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It seems he does not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9ZIWkWexEzNip5JP"},{"timestamp":1781409849,"iso":"2026-06-14T05:04:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Harsh lesson, but oh well, I will figure it out and he will thank me again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9ZJp3mexE0g2E-3m"},{"timestamp":1781410045,"iso":"2026-06-14T05:07:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either way, he is not getting out with this lie intact, so for fuck’s sake tell him to tell Cherny the truth - I am sick of this shit from him, you, and everyone else, this has gone on too long, and it will be worse later than now, so: enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik9ZVnCWexFAeAwJ41"},{"timestamp":1781813041,"iso":"2026-06-18T21:04:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Predictably I was right about Oli and Cherny's relationship, so thanks for that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDZqjNWe3FVXi99K5"},{"timestamp":1781813064,"iso":"2026-06-18T21:04:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am FASCINATED at how on earth they are going to try to argue this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDZr6cme3FWwUkrG5"},{"timestamp":1781813955,"iso":"2026-06-18T21:19:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On the bright side I now have a lawyer who is as stunned by all of this as I am, and means to drag it out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDaiSRGe3GNIKoQ4c"},{"timestamp":1781813994,"iso":"2026-06-18T21:19:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, 'drag it out' is not the right word - I mean hash it out properly and thoroughly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDakteWe3GPjYmWIo"},{"timestamp":1781829399,"iso":"2026-06-19T01:36:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just don't understand what anyone expects to come of this - this is arguing an unsustainable false version of events against someone who has almost complete audio/video coverage of most of the events that are being lied about, not to mention chat logs - this will collapse in flames","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDpQ872e3U7y9xtKj"},{"timestamp":1781829423,"iso":"2026-06-19T01:37:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should be clear that I am *not* asking you to say anything to anyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDpSYrGe3U9Ovstyz"},{"timestamp":1781829426,"iso":"2026-06-19T01:37:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact I ask that you not say anything to anyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDpSmzme3U9dNJpNc"},{"timestamp":1781829479,"iso":"2026-06-19T01:37:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I am saying you have been a rotten friend, and thanks for that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDpVzAWe3VApQ-E81"},{"timestamp":1781833296,"iso":"2026-06-19T02:41:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What is this?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDs-x-2e3Ypn4bbZL","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDZpTJWe3FUAwB9eO"},{"timestamp":1781833926,"iso":"2026-06-19T02:52:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is ChatGPT's evaluation of the police file submitted to my solicitor as part of my prosecution (I can't believe I am even bloody saying these words) for 'stalking' and 'harassment' and 'control' and so forth, which would all be hilarious if it wasn't also at least somewhat serious","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDtlNpme3ZQD7hZUA"},{"timestamp":1781834087,"iso":"2026-06-19T02:54:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm not complaining about the assault charge - that is entirely reasonable, is my own fault anyway (Oli didn't formally accuse me of it, he just mentioned it as colour and I then insisted on giving a proper account to the police, whereupon they arrested me and charged me with it), and I accept what punishment is due - but the rest is a wild mess and they can't even get their own stories straight","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDtvFKGe3ZZ7UHLJ8"},{"timestamp":1781834125,"iso":"2026-06-19T02:55:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe I shouldn't be saying this, I don't know the rules, and on reflection please please do not relay anything to anyone - possibly I have misspoken and I might delete what I said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDtxX52e3ZcOLlYbD"},{"timestamp":1781834173,"iso":"2026-06-19T02:56:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK, I probably have misspoken and so I have unspoken","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDt0Tx2e3ZfJ8Imsa"},{"timestamp":1781834194,"iso":"2026-06-19T02:56:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But the upshot - and I'm sure I can say this - is that I am clearly right about the relationship between Oli and Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDt1nPme3ZgdZ_bGH"},{"timestamp":1781834258,"iso":"2026-06-19T02:57:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Somewhat heartbreakingly, while going along with my prosecution for something he knows it is deeply wrong and dishonest to accuse me of, Oli *still* calls Cherny his housemate and not his partner, even as everyone else does the opposite - this is .... this fucks me up, poor Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDt5eY2e3ZkUq386o"},{"timestamp":1781834312,"iso":"2026-06-19T02:58:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's his fault that this is all happening, but I read his statements and I can still see what is good in him, and that he is not quite comfortable going along with it in many visible ways","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDt8zOWe3Znpb9_-r"},{"timestamp":1781834381,"iso":"2026-06-19T02:59:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though of course he has fed everyone else the very 'stalker' theory that justifies all the lying that they are doing, so he is not innocent, of course, but ... you know how I am with Oli - normal human standards don't apply","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuBCOWe3Zr4Z_q_T"},{"timestamp":1781834407,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:00:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hope he doesn't feel bad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuCnOGe3ZtdrAdnT"},{"timestamp":1781834475,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:01:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please don't relay this to him - I have had several nitpicking fucking police complaints about things I have said to others and whether I was trying to 'contact' Oli in a way in which I shouldn't contact him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuGwLme3ZxmZDj3D"},{"timestamp":1781834576,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:02:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The defamation pre-action letter thing seemed to be accepted, as it should have been, because otherwise the bail conditions would have immunised Oli from consequences for defamation, which would obviously have been ludicrous - but in any case I'm gonna ditch that, because this trial is a much better venue to discuss the same stuff, and, given that it has serious potential consequences for me, I will probably have greater latitude (or my lawyers will) to examine witnesses etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuM8K2e3Z3yZXw9H"},{"timestamp":1781834630,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:03:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I do find it absurd that I am in this situation, that nobody has told me the truth, and that everyone around Oli who has known what he was doing has told him it was fine","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuQMbme3Z7Cr4R8L"},{"timestamp":1781834641,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:04:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, he is now going to discover that it wasn't fine, so cheers to everyone for that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuQ5dGe3Z7vwu-CP"},{"timestamp":1781834688,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:04:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s really hard for me to believe otherwise, I met him? They’re not a match, so Oli would have just told me!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuTvI2e3Z-lCC3MR","replyText":"Somewhat heartbreakingly, while going along with my prosecution for something he knows it is deeply wrong and dishonest to accuse me of, Oli *still* calls Cherny his housemate and not his partner, even as everyone else does the opposite - this is .... this fucks me up, poor Oli","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDt5eY2e3ZkUq386o"},{"timestamp":1781834739,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:05:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, the police describe him as Oli's \"new partner\" extensively - I'm not sure if I'm allowed to send you the file (in fact I'm pretty certain I'm not, though I wish I could), but that is their case","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuW1l2e3aBr-9wpx"},{"timestamp":1781834786,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:06:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"though it feels a bit unclear where it came from, given that Oli's actual statement says \"housemate\" and Cherny's mother's actual statement says \"friend\" (which, granted, could be old-fashioned euphemism, in the same way my grandma used to call all my boyfriends my 'friends')","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuZvSWe3aElhdH6r"},{"timestamp":1781834815,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:06:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will see what everyone says in the witness box, but it is a bit of a shambles","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDubfSme3aGVumY8p"},{"timestamp":1781834855,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:07:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The CPS's whole case relies on the idea that I should have known that Oli was in a relationship with 'new partner' Sam Cherny, and meanwhile Oli's own *bloody witness statement* still won't say those words","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDud8yme3aIzHaGmq"},{"timestamp":1781834888,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:08:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is not really a coherent case so much as a jumble of not quite compatible statements from different people who clearly have, or want to portray, different stories","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuf9tme3aK0CpqEW"},{"timestamp":1781834898,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:08:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe they got it wrong? Or because you’ve said it so many times they assume it. I doubt they care too much about the details of the case.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuglw2e3aLbtfQrS","replyText":"Well, the police describe him as Oli's \"new partner\" extensively - I'm not sure if I'm allowed to send you the file (in fact I'm pretty certain I'm not, though I wish I could), but that is their case","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuW1l2e3aBr-9wpx"},{"timestamp":1781834914,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:08:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should hope the CPS care about the central detail of the case, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDuhhome3aMXa3OnO"},{"timestamp":1781834937,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:08:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If not, then I guess that's fine by me, but it's gonna be a hell of a trial......","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDui-Tme3aN0iZOm6"},{"timestamp":1781835039,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:10:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am quite honestly looking forward to it and genuinely cannot predict how it is going to go, but it is going to go somewhere interesting, because they can't even seem to agree on who Cherny is to Oli, which is *the* central question (along with what I knew about who he was, what I knew about who was living in the house – apparently the whole family?! complete bloody news to me, found out this morning from the CPS's case file – etc)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDupJgme3aT_2Hl34"},{"timestamp":1781835051,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:10:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This whole thing is quite a ride!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDup43Ge3aUvIUcvf"},{"timestamp":1781835090,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:11:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought my theory was a wild conspiracy theory etc etc, but it turns out it is right and there are some extra curveballs that even I hadn't foreseen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDusRg2e3aXHm-Y9B"},{"timestamp":1781835248,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:14:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I particularly enjoyed the bit where I 'jumped over' their gate - I wish I knew how this completely batshit insane Chinese whispers version has emerged (I leaned on it slightly, it opened, I didn't expect it to open and nearly lost my footing, and I remained fastidiously on the other side and didn't walk through - but now I learn that I in fact vaulted over the bloody thing like an Olympic athlete, which I can't wait to see the footage of from the front-door camera that I know they have)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDu17_Ge3agyQbwzr"},{"timestamp":1781835268,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:14:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDu3H0We3ah94P8O-","attachments":["static/photos/1532473444895029.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1781835467,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:17:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did they share with the police the footage from that second camera, on the right? It doesn't seem that they did. Did they even mention the existence of that camera, or would it have undermined their story too fatally? Did Cherny's mother know that I knew about that camera? Oli knows I know about it. Did he mind letting Cherny's mother perjure herself? Seemingly not. I don't know if I can really blame him, honestly, but I know whose side he's on and I appreciate that immensely. This will buy him another six months until the trial, when he must know everything will fall apart, and maybe he's planned for that, like he said he had 🤷‍♂️","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDvDRRWe3auHhGiMJ"},{"timestamp":1781835623,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:20:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will get some kind of punishment for the assault, and so I should and that's fine, that's separate from the rest, but the rest is going to be an almighty shit show","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDvM14We3a3sIFCEW"},{"timestamp":1781835696,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:21:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I've already pled guilty to the assault, and I don't remotely hold that against Oli, who didn't even make that allegation, to be clear, though I must reiterate that I am not asking you to repeat or convey any of this to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDvRRR2e3a8HqGmIw"},{"timestamp":1781835723,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:22:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But for your sake/knowledge/whatever, I am not really angry at him and I can see the traces of the person I love and who loves me in this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDvS8O2e3a9yrIqGp"},{"timestamp":1781835808,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:23:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also know Oli is too clever and has too good a memory not to have set up these weaknesses at least semi-deliberately","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDvYIZGe3bC-lTJ47"},{"timestamp":1781835865,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:24:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Originally he said to the police that I hit him in the stomach (which is what compelled me to correct the record, which in turn is why I am being charged with that, along with the evidence I supplied)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDvblzWe3bGb3xWvC"},{"timestamp":1781835948,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:25:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He has consistently said things that he knows I will ultimately be able to disprove, except for the assault thing, where he finally gave a laser-accurate account (completely different from his initial stomach account) when he obviously realised I had confessed the whole thing in detail","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDvgpMWe3bLfTjRpN"},{"timestamp":1781836016,"iso":"2026-06-19T03:26:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In other words he is still Oli, still chaotic, but not evil and not resolute, and I love that stupid daft creature to bits, though I sometimes wish I didn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDvkyz2e3bPpBn4q7"},{"timestamp":1781838830,"iso":"2026-06-19T04:13:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What a mess!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDyQkXme3d7ZcAOYk"},{"timestamp":1781838837,"iso":"2026-06-19T04:13:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When is the trail?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilDyQ_22e3d71AoCVm"},{"timestamp":1781844586,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:49:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's in January","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD3v4j2e3jaulyoY3"},{"timestamp":1781844589,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:49:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look forward","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD3wEgGe3ja6xiFl8"},{"timestamp":1781844619,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:50:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As does my lawyer, I think, haha - sweet guy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD3x6xWe3jcxG2MH-"},{"timestamp":1781844620,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:50:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD3x-ime3jcxJn0DS","attachments":["static/photos/2081306242449702.png"]},{"timestamp":1781844634,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:50:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oli said there it was postponed do to time found on your devices? Is this true?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD3y08me3jdofFbMT"},{"timestamp":1781844681,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:51:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Time found on my devices? Wait, sorry, what does that mean? I have no idea what that means","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD31p0We3jgf8BtOs"},{"timestamp":1781844727,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:52:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, it was brought forward because they decided to re-arrest me the other day (for no immediately clear reason, but they wanted to ask some questions and they apparently don't know that phones exist), and then at 3am they decided it would be a good idea to go to trial immediately, which I didn't object to (not that I could have, but I didn't)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD34duGe3jjTwQf6E"},{"timestamp":1781844762,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:52:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So from my standpoint it looks more like it has all been expedited, and I agreed to plead in a magistrates court rather than the Crown Court in order to further speed it up, without which it would have been years","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD36ob2e3jlekwRum"},{"timestamp":1781844785,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:53:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Alas it is still going to be next January, but that is quick by the standards of the English criminal justice system right now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD38DI2e3jm5bP5JX"},{"timestamp":1781844849,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:54:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no idea what Oli is talking about but no, it has been brought forward, not postponed, and I wish it could have been sooner","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD3_7sGe3jqx7o7qm"},{"timestamp":1781844915,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:55:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I am grateful that Oli has, I strongly suspect, introduced several helpful weaknesses possibly not entirely undeliberately (well, I have my suspicions)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD4D8pGe3juywx2Is"},{"timestamp":1781844927,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:55:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He is a sweet bean deep down","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD4Eqa2e3jvgcqFf5"},{"timestamp":1781845143,"iso":"2026-06-19T05:59:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh and I look forward to cross-examination :) (sadly I am not allowed to do it myself, because of the recent reforms to stop wifebeaters screaming at their wives in court, but I trust in my lawyer, I think he's solid and he's on the same page as me, and this will be ... interesting and illuminating and a good opportunity to settle some questions)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD4R38me3j8uGiOLw"},{"timestamp":1781845334,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:02:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wonder if I might be the sort of person who might have kept a few records of things, you know, just here and there 🤔🤔","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD4di8We3kIZC8Y2Q"},{"timestamp":1781845445,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:04:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe even some records of my precious and rare time together with the most important person in my life on Earth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD4kTh2e3kPJwOt9K"},{"timestamp":1781846133,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:15:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For what it is worth, they have utterly no prospect whatsoever of getting into any of my devices, though that also doesn't matter because I have given them passwords for the services that are at issue","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD5OSMWe3k5IQO5qE"},{"timestamp":1781846280,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:18:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, I say again what I said to Oli when his own phone was seized in his own investigation, namely: a locked modern iPhone might as well be an inert brick - they will never get into it, ever - it is not even appropriate to call it 'hacking', since the way it is designed is that the phone literally forgets the key material and it has to be reminded of it by the user entering the passcode (and that is rate-limited at the level of logic, physics, and circuit layout by the design of the Secure Enclave)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD5XQAme3lCGSTIz8"},{"timestamp":1781846302,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:18:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"See San Bernardino (and that was actually about an old iPhone *without* the Secure Enclave)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD5YnTWe3lDdnjFoj"},{"timestamp":1781846351,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:19:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So it's not hugely relevant to this case because what's on my phone doesn't really matter, *but* as someone who knows about this stuff I feel compelled to clarify that the whole \"waiting for forensics\" thing is stupid theatre - there is no \"forensics\" on earth that is going to get into either of my phones or his","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD5bnTGe3lGdgrHSe"},{"timestamp":1781846737,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:25:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I’m out and about at the moment so it’s tricky to read all of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD5zJ7Ge3leARHISB"},{"timestamp":1781847112,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:31:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt changed the theme to Olivia Rodrigo 🩷","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD6KCc2e3l044ILhv"},{"timestamp":1781847822,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:43:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My basic point is: I thank Oli for giving me something he can't go back on, and which will reveal the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD61ZeGe3mgPhDD62"},{"timestamp":1781847835,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:43:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look forward to that immensely","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD62LPme3mhBW2GUN"},{"timestamp":1781847852,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:44:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm sorry it can't be sooner, but six months will fly by, I'm sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD63Me2e3miCKYPii"},{"timestamp":1781847881,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:44:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tick tock","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD64_eme3mj1oR-c-"},{"timestamp":1781848286,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:51:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also thanks for relaying Oli's messages in early May - that is very helpful, and I'm sure the Cherny family will appreciate that he was still sending those messages after our meeting, while he was describing me as a 'stalker', and after he said he had cut off contact with me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7RuHGe3m8kTU_OS"},{"timestamp":1781848505,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:55:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And thank you for going along with trying to stitch me up, which is appreciated because it means I can present you, and indeed everyone, as clearly not on my side","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7fEC2e3nJ6SNluU"},{"timestamp":1781848601,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:56:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Stitch you up?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7k9ime3nPz8n_Qe","replyText":"And thank you for going along with trying to stitch me up, which is appreciated because it means I can present you, and indeed everyone, as clearly not on my side","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7fEC2e3nJ6SNluU"},{"timestamp":1781848628,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:57:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why would I do that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7mmzWe3nRdWiDRk"},{"timestamp":1781848734,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:58:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ i don't recall a strong sense of \"things are not as Oli has made them out to be, you should obtain justice\" - more a sense of \"if Oli can get away with it, fantastic, it's your fault for daring to upset him and make him do this\" - thank you for that, but it's at least helpful now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7tDDGe3nX4w2_LG","replyText":"I’m sorry, it’s vaguely frustrating that you write reems of messages, about something that I have seriously no interest in!!!\n\nITS QUITE CLEAR YOU WERE IN SOME SORT OF DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP. Certainly not a relationship in the normal sense of it. I don’t think think anyone believes that you fabricated videos or whatever. Why do you care? Why do you care about any of these people you’ve not even met them they’re Ollies friends, I don’t know how you were expecting them to take sides? Maybe Ollie said they were fabricated because you sent videos around of you sucking his dick? That’s embarrassing no? If you had paid any heed to what I told you instead of badgering on, and dragging everyone into this, I pretty sure you would have been happier with the outcome!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aI14mewFzsthfnF"},{"timestamp":1781848755,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:59:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am very glad this whole thing is now turning the right side up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7uVome3nZL6pGAd"},{"timestamp":1781848772,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:59:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wish Oli had not done this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7vX5We3naODoWYZ"},{"timestamp":1781848781,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:59:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s not right, that wasn’t what I was doing.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7v6ame3naw5xlCG"},{"timestamp":1781848783,"iso":"2026-06-19T06:59:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I wish the people around him had made it clear to him that he shouldn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7wAnGe3na2_LP1p"},{"timestamp":1781848858,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:00:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You never let up, that was the problem, you never gave a chance for anyone yo judge. You just kept emailing and emailing, and sending videos Oli, had you slowed down, things would have been a lot different. You acted crazy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD70lr2e3nfU4V64i"},{"timestamp":1781848949,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:02:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> That’s not right, that wasn’t what I was doing.\n\nI am glad you are now the expert on rightness and wrongness and fairness and justice, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD76JjWe3nk_lfn0F"},{"timestamp":1781848956,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:02:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for the last months","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD76nfme3nldysxGA"},{"timestamp":1781848968,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:02:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm glad you are also the expert on crazy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD77U_2e3nmLVWygb"},{"timestamp":1781848974,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:02:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Expert on crazy who didn't say a word to Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD77tF2e3nmjc2GN4"},{"timestamp":1781848989,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:03:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Much appreciated! We'll see at trial who has been right and who has been crazy and who has been fair","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD78o8We3nnfTH3qd"},{"timestamp":1781849012,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:03:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wish it could be tomorrow, frankly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7-Bdme3no3uaFII"},{"timestamp":1781849030,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:03:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As in you’re not correct.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD7_HU2e3np9zocj2","replyText":"> That’s not right, that wasn’t what I was doing.\n\nI am glad you are now the expert on rightness and wrongness and fairness and justice, haha","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD76JjWe3nk_lfn0F"},{"timestamp":1781849188,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:06:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The one person I still care about in all of this is Oli, to be honest","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8IvLGe3nzlnvJj2"},{"timestamp":1781849229,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:07:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The one moment when my voice broke when I was interviewed yesterday was when I spoke about his childhood and that he maybe sincerely *felt* controlled","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8LQA2e3n2GX6f3E"},{"timestamp":1781849239,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:07:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For whatever reason that fucked me up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8L4N2e3n2ueT1oo"},{"timestamp":1781849280,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:08:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yet he has treated me (not to mention Sam Cherny) appallingly, and with your and others' sanction, and cheers for that, and for saying nothing to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8OYfWe3n5OmQYXV"},{"timestamp":1781849298,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:08:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't blame him entirely but the consequences will be his","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8PdJGe3n6TmmTMW"},{"timestamp":1781849362,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:09:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Didn’t he make a lot of things up? How\nDo you know what’s true and what’s not?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8TYHme3n-Om9r06","replyText":"The one moment when my voice broke when I was interviewed yesterday was when I spoke about his childhood and that he maybe sincerely *felt* controlled","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8LQA2e3n2GX6f3E"},{"timestamp":1781849453,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:10:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I know his soul - I may be wrong about parts but I know the texture of his reaction to things and I know he didn't have a normal childhood","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8Y7GWe3oDxVfwFA"},{"timestamp":1781849465,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:11:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have seen his mum's letters to his grandfather and his grandfather's letters back","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8Zp8We3oEgMkcYx"},{"timestamp":1781849481,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:11:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have seen his reactions to any relational demands","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8anbme3oFdhAjhW"},{"timestamp":1781849493,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:11:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know his mind","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8bYn2e3oGOzHWPF"},{"timestamp":1781849523,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:12:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him more than ... well, anything, he is the person, he is the centre of my universe, he is home, and I miss him unimaginably","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8dOW2e3oIEXds0z"},{"timestamp":1781849543,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:12:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm glad this whole rotten thing is soon to fall apart","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8eZrGe3oJQBUOLA"},{"timestamp":1781849575,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:12:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, pity I didn't get \"Sam does what Sam wants\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8gZ_Ge3oLQGKE95","replyText":"You never let up, that was the problem, you never gave a chance for anyone yo judge. You just kept emailing and emailing, and sending videos Oli, had you slowed down, things would have been a lot different. You acted crazy","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD70lr2e3nfU4V64i"},{"timestamp":1781849847,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:17:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly I never quite saw myself being so excited about standing trial","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8w-LGe3ob0YibTc"},{"timestamp":1781849866,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:17:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would go on the rack if it meant getting this much truth out of everyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD8yHJme3oc9VLyQp"},{"timestamp":1781849904,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:18:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is marvellous because it is a minefield of possible perjury in which I have vast numbers of lurking evidential mines","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD80ea2e3ofUl6y92"},{"timestamp":1781850221,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:23:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I must say you should write a book, you have beautiful way with words. I particularly liked it when you said I was “as firm as seaweed in a tsunami”","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9Hyj2e3oyozmHnO"},{"timestamp":1781850273,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:24:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks! I have contemplated writing a book about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9LAlWe3o123-yVI"},{"timestamp":1781850307,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:25:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli is very lucky to have me, as he has said, and proven","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9NDuWe3o354kwMR"},{"timestamp":1781850309,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:25:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Whilst I don’t agree with how this has been handled this, I have a lot of empathy, you’re clearly been very hurt, and that’s not nice whatsoever.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9NJp2e3o3-rcF_c"},{"timestamp":1781850329,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:25:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'd love any suggestions on handling","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9OaSWe3o5Qp-8-m"},{"timestamp":1781850356,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:25:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Suck it up and be unhappy forever so Oli doesn't have to be, even though he is lying and cheating on you and his other partner\" was a great one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9QCrme3o649wUqI"},{"timestamp":1781850422,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:27:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I take the radical position that Oli has, regrettably, bought present comfort at the cost of future distress by lying to everyone, and that it is not my duty to then absorb that distress indefinitely for him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9UGsWe3o-9Gbv0_"},{"timestamp":1781850456,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:27:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If somebody had told him that earlier, perhaps it wouldn't have had to play out in this extremely embarrassing and awkward way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9WJ5Ge3pBARmzJB"},{"timestamp":1781850522,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:28:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He can have the next six months in the nice house for which he betrayed, screwed over, and threw under the bus the person he actually loves and relies on, but come this trial his story is over","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9aMUGe3pFCoMeo_"},{"timestamp":1781850538,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:28:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it is disgraceful what he has done, even if you are fine with it and not fine with my being upset at it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9bLXme3pGBhWpEv"},{"timestamp":1781850553,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:29:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think he knows perfectly well that it is disgraceful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9cC52e3pG5R1m3z"},{"timestamp":1781850576,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:29:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He clearly doesn't expect the Chernys to forgive it, or else he wouldn't still be lying to them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9dfe2e3pIVy53Ic"},{"timestamp":1781850591,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:29:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He presumably expects me to forgive it, after everything he has done to me and is continuing to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9ea0We3pJRBVwCa"},{"timestamp":1781850631,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:30:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I will forgive it, because I can't bring myself not to forgive him, because I love him in a way that he hasn't really done much to deserve, but it is what it is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9g2UWe3pLsVIqZP"},{"timestamp":1781850741,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:32:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He owed me slightly better than this, I think, given how I acted after the Cloisters incident, for which he *still* hasn't apologised and doesn't apologise","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9nis2e3pSY-GkhA"},{"timestamp":1781850758,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:32:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For him to then come out and act like this over this is ... morally demented","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9olNme3pTbgby_G"},{"timestamp":1781850778,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:32:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He does it because he knows I love him enough to tolerate it, whereas he knows Cherny and co won't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9pxtme3pUoB5hm5"},{"timestamp":1781850792,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:33:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I do love him enough to tolerate it 🤷‍♂️","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9qoV2e3pVeoY-K6"},{"timestamp":1781850803,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:33:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bloody Oli, ffs","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD9rU0We3pWLE_GCu"},{"timestamp":1781851013,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:36:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD94LV2e3pjBBS-eD","attachments":["static/photos/1526958962205320.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1781851013,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:36:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD94LaGe3pjA8Udm3","attachments":["static/photos/1581877763501647.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1781851014,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:36:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He will never not be his bub, even when he's not a very good bub","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD94LhWe3pjA4cfsx"},{"timestamp":1781851014,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:36:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD94Ljme3pjA9y0ab","attachments":["static/photos/1901640070513095.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1781851014,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:36:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD94MIGe3pjA_HUNC","attachments":["static/photos/4415217835419831.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1781851015,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:36:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD94P1me3pjBAj70j","attachments":["static/photos/2003785783831805.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1781851028,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:37:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He will never not be my bub, even when he's not a very good bub (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1781851028030"},{"timestamp":1781851053,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:37:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that last photo is from when he had \"broken up with me\", incidentally, lmao","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD96lzWe3plbukPDd"},{"timestamp":1781851167,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:39:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i.e. in this window of time in which Oli claims our relationship was over - I simply hit him and bam, that was it, relationship over, as you doubtless remember from how that week *definitely* played out, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD-Bjk2e3psZ4izTl"},{"timestamp":1781851199,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:39:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD-Dfrme3puVLzpXG","attachments":["static/photos/1370624201608983.png"]},{"timestamp":1781851200,"iso":"2026-06-19T07:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilD-DkKWe3puVPIbp_","attachments":["static/photos/1299137648618100.png"]},{"timestamp":1781853251,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:14:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what he says at 21m40s there is heartbreaking to listen back to: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zFdAdScbTskl9f25yHIJEcEIQTqCa3_S/view","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEAAumWe3rrc-YLJY"},{"timestamp":1781853299,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:14:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i wish i could make that boy, that man, that whatever, that beloved thing, understand that the only thing that kills me is being without him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEADqoWe3ruftJKCx"},{"timestamp":1781853332,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:15:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i have no idea why i have put up with as much as i have","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEAFqO2e3rwgbkIaY"},{"timestamp":1781853366,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:16:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i said i would tolerate anything except porneia, except disloyalty, except him trashing the bond himself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEAHxF2e3rymzZKwm"},{"timestamp":1781853528,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:18:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he has now absolutely well and truly done that, unambiguously, to the point that I would entirely forgive myself for giving up on him, and yet .... anything is worth it, betrayal is worth it, prison is worth it, the total moral industrial degloving that has been the last couple of months is worth it just to maybe see him smile again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEARp5We3r8gOBaHu"},{"timestamp":1781853578,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:19:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i have spent three years for three nights with him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEAUsY2e3r_itFHfy"},{"timestamp":1781853660,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:21:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and endured all of this crap (which is not to say that I didn't sometimes treat him badly over those three months, shockingly, because it is fine for him to treat loyalty with betrayal but it is shocking and unforgivable, at least according to you and others, for me to treat betrayal with betrayal, because my job is to smile and put up with it lest Oli's precious feelings be hurt, etc etc, but anyway)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEAZtkme3sEj-L6YC"},{"timestamp":1781853685,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:21:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this situation could not have carried on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEAbO6Ge3sGFW9H13"},{"timestamp":1781853719,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:21:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway imma get back to reading over his and Cherny mère's statements (Cherny himself has not given a statement, slightly strangely)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEAdVFWe3sILUpxCp"},{"timestamp":1781853825,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:23:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"just: i still love him and i haven't shifted an inch from what i said to you in May","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEAjx_Ge3sOoTGBs8"},{"timestamp":1781854686,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:38:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also liked when I read him Aretaeus's description of untreated diabetes at 37m0s ish and he insisted that it was exaggerated and that Aretaeus was lying","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBYVgme3tDLl1Tsj"},{"timestamp":1781854714,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:38:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he is such a ridiculous, stubborn, stupidly lovable creature","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBaCqme3tE49aysH"},{"timestamp":1781854800,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"we will be talking a year from now and he will be back with me and happy and complaining that i took away his housing - his housing was killing him and he couldn't live this double life forever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBfQyGe3tKHHo01G"},{"timestamp":1781854917,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:41:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if he were able to throw me away and live a life of comfort and dullness and hirsute, slightly dimwitted American boyf– wait, actually, can we just stop and appreciate the fact that Cherny is 3 or 4 years younger than Oli? younger! younger!! Oli is the older man in that arrangement - it certainly does not look or feel like it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBmZuWe3tRP6Sh7u"},{"timestamp":1781854936,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:42:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he got more arrogant when he got cuter, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBnnpWe3tSd9Tlll"},{"timestamp":1781854954,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:42:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he is the prettiest thing in the whole world though","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBoqwGe3tThIV4KX"},{"timestamp":1781854989,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:43:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also, if he's been dating Cherny since 2024, that means a very long history of him pursuing me at the same time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBq0sGe3tVq9URpP"},{"timestamp":1781855001,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:43:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in fact it implies he has been pursuing me since essentially the first moment","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBrieme3tWYq20b1"},{"timestamp":1781855045,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:44:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in 2025 he said to me quite seriously and solemnly that he was falling for me again and wanted to be with me, and I stupidly rejected him for some girl I was fixated on at the time, and I lived to regret that because I think it embarrassed him and made him more careful about trying again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBuNm2e3tZD2JJ62"},{"timestamp":1781855054,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:44:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"hurts me to think about","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEBuyLGe3tZoVGLXX"},{"timestamp":1781855197,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:46:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEB3g62e3tiQdvfuQ","attachments":["static/photos/1940475496602092.png"]},{"timestamp":1781855243,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:47:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEB6UHWe3tlG9vdT7","attachments":["static/photos/1558087612517146.png"]},{"timestamp":1781855276,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:47:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEB8XjWe3tnGMe828","attachments":["static/photos/2165565860897522.png"]},{"timestamp":1781855285,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:48:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can tell he was hurt even though he hid it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEB86I2e3tnwjlolO"},{"timestamp":1781855294,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:48:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love that boy so stupidly fucking much, god","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEB9dPWe3toTuJ8Sr"},{"timestamp":1781855355,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:49:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wish I had made the right choice then, and I wish he hadn't done this to Cherny, but I can see that maybe he was genuinely torn between undependable love and dependable blockchain-monkey-art-buying mediocrity","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilECBLkme3tsB4CHjG"},{"timestamp":1781855412,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:50:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I do really think Cherny is a staggering imbecile, though his dad seems like quite a formidable lawyer and engineer by training and I have more respect for him, but presumably the mum slept with the postman or whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilECEpFWe3tvfRpK_w"},{"timestamp":1781855476,"iso":"2026-06-19T08:51:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, I'm being a dick, I'm jealous and possessive I guess 🤷 ahhh, fuck, I am so bored without him and too impatient to wait six months for this to unravel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilECIhz2e3tzX7jH3S"},{"timestamp":1781864439,"iso":"2026-06-19T11:20:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you in London Next month? I arrive back on the 14th it would be good to meet up. I never have the time to read through all these messages.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEKrk72e32WbYXAgu"},{"timestamp":1781868955,"iso":"2026-06-19T12:35:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure! Sounds good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEO_QOme36qGZcBHF"},{"timestamp":1781868961,"iso":"2026-06-19T12:36:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"👌","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEO_l6We36qcZUM4O"},{"timestamp":1781869060,"iso":"2026-06-19T12:37:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am in London for the foreseeable future because I am on trial, thanks to Oli, haha (ok thanks partly to me, in that I did the assault and insisted on confessing to it, even though he tried to protect me)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEPFrPWe36whi0aMw"},{"timestamp":1781869066,"iso":"2026-06-19T12:37:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEPGAf2e36wzOPoTj","attachments":["static/photos/1742921283509801.png"]},{"timestamp":1781906182,"iso":"2026-06-19T22:56:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Btw I was stunned to realise that the annoying American female voice that spoke to me through the intercom, which I took to be Oli using some kind of cheapo text-to-speech program, was in fact *Cherny's mother*, who apparently lives in that house with her daughter and Cherny and Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEyfaxGe4eKQijmfQ"},{"timestamp":1781906290,"iso":"2026-06-19T22:58:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And who is now terribly annoyed that I encroached upon her family home","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEymAUWe4eQ2moKNf"},{"timestamp":1781906347,"iso":"2026-06-19T22:59:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe a tiny bit of blame for Oli, for carrying on a relationship with me while telling me that he lived there with his hard-partying housemates and a rotating assemblage of prostitutes? No, no, entirely my fault","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEypf1Ge4eUWFg_Ie"},{"timestamp":1781906387,"iso":"2026-06-19T22:59:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"After all, when Ryan let Pig escape because he and his friends were smoking weed in the doorway, I blamed Pig 👍🏻👍🏻 that settled the question of responsibility, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilEyr6QWe4eWwlhG4f"},{"timestamp":1781911945,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:32:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What I don't understand is what he expects to happen when we put her on the stand","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE3_ILGe4jp-TwGKT"},{"timestamp":1781912019,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:33:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because she is going on the stand - that's already scheduled","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE4Dpx2e4jufjG3jL"},{"timestamp":1781912053,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:34:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am frustrated that I have to wait six months for a collapse that will take five minutes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE4FtX2e4jwjdDJZT"},{"timestamp":1781912095,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:34:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also dear god I would like to get Sam Cherny's mum in a room with my mum","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE4IRuWe4jzHTL7xZ"},{"timestamp":1781912120,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:35:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think my mum would regard her as one of the wonders of the world","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE4J0rme4j0q2gBoq"},{"timestamp":1781912126,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:35:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fallen for Oli hook, line, and sinker","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE4KNhGe4j1DpwYIk"},{"timestamp":1781912158,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:35:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, I love Oli, and I even try to trust him, but I don't seriously assume he's most of the time going to tell the truth, whereas this lady appears to assume that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE4MJWGe4j2_KvQjE"},{"timestamp":1781912409,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:40:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Does he realise this lady is going to go significantly madder than I have when she realises he's not been telling the truth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE4bcnme4kGSyrQ9v"},{"timestamp":1781913025,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:50:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, so he's been living with Cherny for two and a half years","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE5BFZWe4kr7AzQMb"},{"timestamp":1781913063,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:51:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That puts it at the start of 2024","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE5DX3Ge4kuNtEnnC"},{"timestamp":1781913087,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:51:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I.e. he has cheated on him with me, and longed for me, from the very beginning until the very end","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE5E3cGe4kvtQTeHL"},{"timestamp":1781913142,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:52:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is quite devastating to Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE5IMhWe4kzCc5Qi3"},{"timestamp":1781913208,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:53:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And Oli still calls him his housemate","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE5MOi2e4k3EfJo82"},{"timestamp":1781913223,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:53:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Calls me his boyfriend, calls him his housemate","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE5NJW2e4k3_VuF2b"},{"timestamp":1781913233,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:53:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not exactly the best deal in the history of deals from Cherny's standpoint","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE5NyRGe4k4oK9nGG"},{"timestamp":1781913271,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:54:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But then this is a guy who spent £20k on blockchain monkey pictures, so 🤷","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE5QC4We4k64u1Vw9"},{"timestamp":1781913341,"iso":"2026-06-20T00:55:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Guy has Bill Ackman's eye for a loss","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilE5UWBme4k_L8EgSs"},{"timestamp":1782091693,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:28:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh god I just realised it wasn't even that he wasn't interested, it was that I was so off my head on meth at the time that I weirded him out - I've just been compiling the second instalment of the Teleias (for upload to the YouTube channel, whose regular keener UK viewers you may or may not be among: https://www.youtube.com/@TheOliverBWSamChernySamRAShow) and I realised Oli more or less said as much","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHjaGEme7PEtlOm-2"},{"timestamp":1782091720,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:28:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"off head on meth for about a year, and then briefly went straight at the very moment he was most vulnerable","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHjbu0Ge7PGkkytlT"},{"timestamp":1782091742,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:29:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"thus abandoning him to ... this, to prostitution","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHjdD72e7PHrESiY2"},{"timestamp":1782091745,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:29:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"nice work, Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHjdR6Ge7PIHi5pSu"},{"timestamp":1782091809,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:30:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, I'm going stir crazy, it's just so horrible being alone without him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHjhLzme7PMCKDSoq"},{"timestamp":1782091820,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:30:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How did you weird him out?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHjh0JGe7PMrLO1Yy"},{"timestamp":1782091838,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:30:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry darling! I know it’s not nice whatsoever 😩","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHji7kGe7PNyp31zd","replyText":"sorry, I'm going stir crazy, it's just so horrible being alone without him","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHjhLzme7PMCKDSoq"},{"timestamp":1782092572,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:42:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, just by being weird and methed up and sexually odd","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHkPv22e7P6mSUaqV"},{"timestamp":1782092613,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:43:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"basically all through these messages: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zd5Ts_xvgktjlq9Ucgoi9FmH4yPS3f5C/view?usp=drive_link","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHkSQcWe7P8_coZvM"},{"timestamp":1782092627,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:43:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and probably the earlier of these: https://drive.google.com/file/d/18mKz-iyYQJGNJ_2SkRvvHDHtATw5Jzrm/view?usp=drive_link","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHkTHd2e7P92pJcOl"},{"timestamp":1782092656,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:44:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway he says so somewhere in the second half of this sequel to the epic Teleias: https://youtu.be/1w1Yv5nc8dg","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHkU1-2e7P_beZkr4"},{"timestamp":1782092701,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:45:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sequel to this: https://youtu.be/SKR05xb1ORY","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHkXnx2e7QCKPOdOM"},{"timestamp":1782092728,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:45:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I figure my small number of fans (who might they be? lol) might as well have the source material 🤷","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHkZRNGe7QEHrxOyG"},{"timestamp":1782092866,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:47:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this one is a new personal favourite: https://youtu.be/81NTt8BFG2c","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHkhqFWe7QMMnTWjD"},{"timestamp":1782092928,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:48:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm just excavating old videos ahead of this trial, to show how long Oli has used this 'stalker' / 'harassment' frame, basically at any given microsecond that he needs to get out of something, and sometimes even when he didn't and was being friendly, while relying on me not to take it seriously","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHklcAme7QQSYywWE"},{"timestamp":1782092953,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:49:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"only to now pretend that I should have taken it seriously, and why on earth would I dare to not take it seriously, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHkm-MWe7QR0kSS4K"},{"timestamp":1782092968,"iso":"2026-06-22T02:49:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if he wants to ask that question then I will answer it properly!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilHkn5t2e7QSvpwGar"},{"timestamp":1782138145,"iso":"2026-06-22T15:22:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also like the whining towards the end of that last video (the relationship argument) about *how dare I* call the police when he and Firsov had broken down the door of the hotel bathroom in which I was hiding from him, how he would never have called the police in such a scenario, how *very embarrassing* it was, etc: https://youtu.be/hvOTXy1hKU8?si=L-FxW-maYfl9h-KH&t=1855","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIPtSlWe77XynhvSH"},{"timestamp":1782138318,"iso":"2026-06-22T15:25:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Note that I called the police because I knew they had a knife, and I warned them I would call police if they broke down the door, because I had no idea what what their (well, what Oli's) intentions were, and I think I left it fairly late – I didn't call until they actually finally got the door open, i.e. the very last second, and I called them off and made peace and let Oli back in (not without some awareness of possible risk to me) when he seemed to have cooled off a bit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIP32hme77isYGkVL"},{"timestamp":1782138391,"iso":"2026-06-22T15:26:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So it is rather galling, after all that complaining, to have him pretend that my shouting a message to his 'housemate' or 'new partner' or whatever he is, from outside the open gate to his front yard, caused him to fear for his life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIP8SpWe77nI3FmWK"},{"timestamp":1782138427,"iso":"2026-06-22T15:27:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, it's not just galling, it is pathetic and shameful, and I look forward to trial and to having Oli in a room where for once he cannot lie","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIP-eume77pU74dxD"},{"timestamp":1782138569,"iso":"2026-06-22T15:29:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he has let me down again and again while pretending that letting me down makes him a strategic genius","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIQHKLme77yAZ7oVj"},{"timestamp":1782138577,"iso":"2026-06-22T15:29:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it doesn't, it just makes him a disappointment I still try to believe in","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIQHr2me77yh3mXsX"},{"timestamp":1782142246,"iso":"2026-06-22T16:30:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly thank god I am such a compulsive archivist of my life, because someone else in my position would just have been called mad and sent to prison","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilITnnY2e7_SdeYhQD"},{"timestamp":1782150615,"iso":"2026-06-22T18:50:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Handy message browser site I'm working on, for our fans: https://sam-oli-chats.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIbmYqme8HRHxPZDj"},{"timestamp":1782150820,"iso":"2026-06-22T18:53:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have now linked it from the YouTube channel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIby6ame8HdwdGDTz"},{"timestamp":1782150900,"iso":"2026-06-22T18:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It should make it fairly obvious what has gone on here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIb3zD2e8HipNJ-xu"},{"timestamp":1782181204,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:20:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When was this recording?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI4xZ62e8kcP7Q3KK","replyText":"I also like the whining towards the end of that last video (the relationship argument) about *how dare I* call the police when he and Firsov had broken down the door of the hotel bathroom in which I was hiding from him, how he would never have called the police in such a scenario, how *very embarrassing* it was, etc: https://youtu.be/hvOTXy1hKU8?si=L-FxW-maYfl9h-KH&t=1855","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilIPtSlWe77XynhvSH"},{"timestamp":1782181458,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:24:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think several of the sub-recordings were January 31st, though maybe one or two were February 7th, the same day as the angrier deranged phone tirade sequence (they were the recordings I missed from that original compilation I kept reusing)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI5A602e8krwd3awQ"},{"timestamp":1782181466,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:24:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hold on one second, I'll fetch the original files for you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI5BaPWe8ksOYOY6T"},{"timestamp":1782181922,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:32:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here, they are among these: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1BZ1H6SnWzl4qDwsDU4NH3aHIa0wzFhhV Those filenames have the dates and times on - hope it's not too lazy of me not to tell you the exact ones but I'd have to listen again - if you've just listened, you should be able to recognise them from the first few seconds of the files in that directory hopefully","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI5dOcWe8lH1MDKLp"},{"timestamp":1782182148,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:35:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here is roughly that point in our messages, so you can see the context: https://sam-oli-chats.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/#msg-45501","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI5rCJ2e8lVqhWq33"},{"timestamp":1782182198,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:36:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(yes, my website now supports linking to specific messages 🤓 i am trying to make it easier for others to discuss and collaboratively analyse the Oli-Sam corpus)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI5uGGGe8lYCpcxn7"},{"timestamp":1782182346,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:39:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"next feature for the website will be interspersing our actual calls at the correct times","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI53Itme8lh6ixA6m"},{"timestamp":1782182455,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:40:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that will do away with all need for the YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/@TheOliverBWSamChernySamRAShow), which I expect will be shut down at some point","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI59ymGe8loXVC8l7"},{"timestamp":1782182500,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:41:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but the YouTube channel is a good way to get the website indexed by Google so it's remembered and crawled when that happens","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI6AfSGe8lrR-Egvd"},{"timestamp":1782182519,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:41:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am in this for the long haul, haha, as Oli said he was, and as I think he is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI6BqSWe8lsa1X6xM"},{"timestamp":1782182556,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:42:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"they can keep him caged but i won't let them pretend he isn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI6D5-2e8lure5hF5"},{"timestamp":1782182590,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:43:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"personally i find it tremendously sad and I don't know what kind of desperate person would want to obtain a partner on those terms","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI6GAcGe8lwyGAv1L"},{"timestamp":1782182698,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:44:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway why do you ask? is there anything in particular in that video that you're asking about? it's five recordings concatenated - i hope it's pretty obvious where the splits are, and I wasn't trying to hide it, to do an Alfred Hitchcock in 'Rope', lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI6MlAme8l3Xm-NMz"},{"timestamp":1782183097,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:51:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because it sounded that it would be more recent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI6k6wGe8mPwQVbos","replyText":"anyway why do you ask? is there anything in particular in that video that you're asking about? it's five recordings concatenated - i hope it's pretty obvious where the splits are, and I wasn't trying to hide it, to do an Alfred Hitchcock in 'Rope', lol","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI6MlAme8l3Xm-NMz"},{"timestamp":1782183301,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:55:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, more recent than that? How come?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI6xYFWe8mcKOCCNY"},{"timestamp":1782183480,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:58:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, it was those dates - wait, I'm just trying to figure out the exact dates so I can give you them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI68WR2e8mnCzQ_kC"},{"timestamp":1782183494,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:58:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Idk it feels like things that could\nHave been said recently. He made a police report on Feb?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI69NDme8moCgYUtp"},{"timestamp":1782183572,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:59:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't know if he did, maybe he did, but it's meaningless","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7B7hWe8msukdy6T"},{"timestamp":1782183590,"iso":"2026-06-23T03:59:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He has continually used this stalker/harassment/police-report language whenever he's in trouble or has done wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7DCmme8mt1XzcyT"},{"timestamp":1782183603,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:00:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and then 5 minutes later he's saying he loves me etc etc and it's back to normal","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7D0m2e8mum3VIOF"},{"timestamp":1782183606,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:00:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is just background weather","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7ECfWe8mu0ZXfyp"},{"timestamp":1782183647,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:00:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if he made a police report in February, then all I can say is we did plenty of other things in February too, many of them lovely, and probably before and after whatever police report he made 🤷‍♂️","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7Giwme8mxUooxWo"},{"timestamp":1782183738,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:02:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he just treats this stuff and these reports and these messages as 'leverage' to hold over me when he's embarrassed, doesn't want to be criticised, and wants to wriggle out of things by saying \"there's no relationship and he's a stalker\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7MDKWe8m25KhJVL"},{"timestamp":1782183755,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:02:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"then he comes back and asks for my trust again, and he's bloody lucky I give it to him because he doesn't really deserve it and nobody else would give it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7NHD2e8m39AOSJK"},{"timestamp":1782183805,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:03:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I decide irrationally to trust him again anyway because I love him more than life itself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7QJcme8m6_VmzOE"},{"timestamp":1782183816,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:03:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't know why i do, but you might have noticed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7Q0A2e8m7qAqOwu"},{"timestamp":1782183858,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:04:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i have made my decision, i'm not changing it, and my decision is him, however much of a shit he may be to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7TYuWe8m-OjWtMZ"},{"timestamp":1782183954,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:05:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but yeah, 'leverage'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7ZQ-We8nEG6RWdm"},{"timestamp":1782183983,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:06:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i thought i had already said all this stuff and that everyone understood the shape of what has been going on, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7bCnme8nF3N-lHo"},{"timestamp":1782184052,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:07:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7fNmWe8nEdO9MDD","attachments":["static/videos/1767621154404271.mp4"]},{"timestamp":1782184170,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:09:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ he was more nervous there than his tone of voice suggests, and you can see it in his very fast smoking, haha (aww), but also the stuff about leverage is not coming from nowhere, it is how he has always used this stuff","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI7mbrme8nRRpByU1"},{"timestamp":1782184743,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:19:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Final video time Source chunk Real-life time\n\n00:00:00 – 00:07:10 RelationshipArgument1.m4a 2026-02-08 22:48:14 – 22:55:24\n moments_02_08_22_48_14-audio.MOV\n\n00:07:10 – 00:12:15 RelationshipArgument2.m4a 2026-02-08 22:37:36 – 22:42:41\n moments_02_08_22_37_36-audio.MOV\n\n00:12:15 – 00:14:25 RelationshipArgument3.m4a 2026-01-31 11:15:24 – 11:17:34\n moments_01_31_11_15_24-audio.MOV\n\n00:14:25 – 00:22:14 RelationshipArgument4.m4a 2026-01-31 18:17:14 – 18:25:03\n moments_01_31_18_17_14-audio.MOV\n\n00:22:14 – 00:44:25 RelationshipArgument5.m4a 2026-01-31 17:53:30 – 18:15:40\n moments_01_31_17_53_30-audio.MOV","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8Jahme8n0OpZgLG"},{"timestamp":1782184757,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:19:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"2026-01-31 11:15:24 – 11:17:34 shown at 00:12:15 – 00:14:25\n2026-01-31 17:53:30 – 18:15:40 shown at 00:22:14 – 00:44:25\n2026-01-31 18:17:14 – 18:25:03 shown at 00:14:25 – 00:22:14\n2026-02-08 22:37:36 – 22:42:41 shown at 00:07:10 – 00:12:15\n2026-02-08 22:48:14 – 22:55:24 shown at 00:00:00 – 00:07:10","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8KPhme8n1F1MM9h"},{"timestamp":1782184771,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:19:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There you go","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8LITGe8n1-XJQ3u"},{"timestamp":1782184771,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:19:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://chatgpt.com/share/6a39fb38-98b4-83ed-82bc-5d21667b4f26","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8LIx2e8n1ubtqJk"},{"timestamp":1782184837,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:20:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or in video order:\n\n2026-02-08 22:48:14 – 22:55:24 shown at 00:00:00 – 00:07:10\n2026-02-08 22:37:36 – 22:42:41 shown at 00:07:10 – 00:12:15\n2026-01-31 11:15:24 – 11:17:34 shown at 00:12:15 – 00:14:25\n2026-01-31 18:17:14 – 18:25:03 shown at 00:14:25 – 00:22:14\n2026-01-31 17:53:30 – 18:15:40 shown at 00:22:14 – 00:44:25","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8PJO2e8n5_b8ixF"},{"timestamp":1782184880,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:21:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so the video is very nearly in reverse chronological order, though that was accidental (I just gathered the chunks in order of when I found them and thought they were interesting, and I don't think it really makes any difference, hopefully)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8Rwd2e8n8mgYGlA"},{"timestamp":1782184892,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:21:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"god I have become an almost rigorous historian of my and Oli's relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8SeqGe8n9Uvgtwm"},{"timestamp":1782184899,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:21:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him, I don't hate him, I hope you know that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8S8Wme8n9ycfiqD"},{"timestamp":1782185015,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:23:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"summary of what i've been saying to chatgpt: https://gist.github.com/swhra/c33951c75f72ea47eb2ec966503257b3","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8aBYGe8oEv1KPE2"},{"timestamp":1782185145,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:25:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8h8RWe8oMnU3lLj","attachments":["static/photos/1329988328566484.png"]},{"timestamp":1782185265,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:27:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and he will come back this time too, no matter how many godforsaken bloody policewomen look at me as though i'm mad to think that - as though they know him better from five minutes' acquaintance than i do from five years","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8pTR2e8oUJL_jMm"},{"timestamp":1782185290,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:28:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i will take him back","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8q0eGe8oVqeO85Z"},{"timestamp":1782185294,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:28:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and he will call it a miracle","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8rDpGe8oV5vnUgl"},{"timestamp":1782185298,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:28:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and it fucking well will be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8rR3We8oWIF2Zox"},{"timestamp":1782185420,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:30:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"still: he might be an immeasurable pain in the ass, but he is my immeasurable pain in the ass and I love him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI8yu42e8odk5_F3V"},{"timestamp":1782186269,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:44:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh, just to be clear, i reiterate the previous warning about my suicide note","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI9mkIGe8pRaL46K1"},{"timestamp":1782186318,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:45:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't think anyone has really listened to a word i said or been remotely fair to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI9pjKme8pUZPXoK-"},{"timestamp":1782186333,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:45:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this whole thing has been morally upside down","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI9qe1me8pVUz9-Gz"},{"timestamp":1782186336,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:45:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there will be some reckoning at some point somewhere","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI9qoLWe8pVd6mths"},{"timestamp":1782186447,"iso":"2026-06-23T04:47:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m willing to talk to you about all this, but best we do it in person, I don’t have time to read reams of messages longer than a Russian classic when I’m on foot. It upsets me how disturbed you are by all this. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilI9xY2We8pcPwdwjy"},{"timestamp":1782218121,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:35:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJb-oJGe9HpcHnClp","attachments":["static/photos/1520960216328123.png"]},{"timestamp":1782218124,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:35:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here is how Oli described me to Cherny's mother in February, at the same time you were expressing surprise about last night, when, as I recall, you were telling me how wonderful it was that we had worked things out and that we were perfect for each other, when we were calling each other for 20 hours (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKR05xb1ORY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w1Yv5nc8dg), shortly before we spent a night in a hotel together (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-oglt5n-1qU), when he was furiously denying to me that he was in a relationship with anyone else (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0htWnB1A1k), when (though about a month before this particular recording) he was presenting Sam Cherny as his controlling housemate whom he wanted to escape from but couldn't safely do so (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbPCcLUh718), etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJb-1iGe9HpcDY3q1"},{"timestamp":1782218207,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:36:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The police report makes out that Cherny was Oli's partner of 2 or 2 ½ years (haha, I just copied that Unicode fraction from the number of hours he spent on the phone with me in the title of that video from February)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcD67me9HuxPrmDr"},{"timestamp":1782218227,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:37:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Now you tell me that you can speak to me but only in person","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcFHXWe9Hv9v2gBH"},{"timestamp":1782218259,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:37:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is certainly funny that nobody involved in this situation seems to be able to say a single thing on the record, where it might be repeated to others who might have heard something else","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcHEMme9Hx58uuRa"},{"timestamp":1782218310,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:38:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Really?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcKKtGe9H1BQFTlU","replyText":"The police report makes out that Cherny was Oli's partner of 2 or 2 ½ years (haha, I just copied that Unicode fraction from the number of hours he spent on the phone with me in the title of that video from February)","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcD67me9HuxPrmDr"},{"timestamp":1782218390,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:39:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcPC5Ge9H54upATC"},{"timestamp":1782218392,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:39:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcPNQWe9H58zqMeV","attachments":["static/photos/1835671850739255.png"]},{"timestamp":1782218410,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:40:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Slightly pointless fucking censoring there of the address, which they proceed to repeat uncensored in the following paragraph, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcQTyWe9H7Jlc_sm"},{"timestamp":1782218463,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:41:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I'm not selectively cropping the report to be dishonest - you know my instinct is for transparency - but just because I really probably shouldn't be sharing it, and at least should keep what I share to a minimum","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcThQ2e9H-XB7uLk"},{"timestamp":1782218661,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:44:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcfoDGe9IKdnGER5","attachments":["static/photos/790808400691951.png"]},{"timestamp":1782218665,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:44:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Their whole theory of the case is based on the idea that Cherny is Oli's \"new partner\", I was his \"ex partner\", all very normal, nothing to see here, relationship ended with me and (though they don't say when and they ignore the rather obvious problem of the massively overlapping time periods) new relationship exists with Cherny, and that I didn't come to inform Cherny that Oli was lying to him and cheating on him but rather to beg and cry and plead with Oli to get back together with me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcf0w2e9IKqb8Fgc"},{"timestamp":1782218774,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:46:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know full well that this is rubbish, because you yourself relayed messages from Oli to the effect that he wasn't done with me, that he just wanted me to stop messaging others, that that was what distressed him, and small fucking wonder it did – and did I accept those terms? No. I could have had a relationship with him any time I liked. The thing that blew up the relationship (\"blowing this up in group chats\" to quote your not at all suspicious words, haha) was that I wanted Oli to tell me and everyone the truth, and stop lying. So Sam Cherny can fucking thank me for that, though I doubt he will.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJcmgi2e9IRWWx4iA"},{"timestamp":1782219051,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:50:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I take it you're saying now that you didn't know about Oli and Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJc3adme9IiP6lC7L"},{"timestamp":1782219098,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:51:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't know if that is *true*, but it is useful anyway because it confirms that that is the story that everyone has been giving me and that they are still to this day giving me; if it *is* true then it confirms that that is also the story Oli has been giving to others including you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJc6Pmme9IlFUZwR3"},{"timestamp":1782219153,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:52:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Still, this is delightful, thanks for this, Oli:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJc9ne2e9IodCX9a_"},{"timestamp":1782219156,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:52:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJc9zmGe9IohdFG_M","attachments":["static/photos/1329344195345401.png"]},{"timestamp":1782219222,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:53:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The whole time he has been going out with me – from February to Cherny's mother to May when you were passing to me his messages saying that he wasn't finished with me and that he just wanted me to stop contacting others – he has used this 'stalking' frame against me with others while privately pursuing a relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdB212e9IssVn85G"},{"timestamp":1782219325,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:55:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And when it finally came to an inflection point, he figured he could get away with using that frame to throw me, the person he loved and pursued and cheated on Cherny with, under the bus to avoid taking the fall for what he did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdIJw2e9Iy-6lgMJ"},{"timestamp":1782219343,"iso":"2026-06-23T13:55:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I strongly suspect you knew what was going on and went along with that, but maybe you didn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdJPi2e9I0FMHF6L"},{"timestamp":1782219805,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:03:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, first off, I’m not convinced that they’re together, or ever have been for that matter. If they were I certainly wouldn’t condone it and stand by and watch any one be taken for a ride.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdlcvme9JQTioeWD","replyText":"And I strongly suspect you knew what was going on and went along with that, but maybe you didn't","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdJPi2e9I0FMHF6L"},{"timestamp":1782219838,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:03:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is handy, thanks - all of this is handy in any event","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdndSme9JSS3NiJ7"},{"timestamp":1782219848,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:04:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because the prosecution case is that they are and that I should have known this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdoE8me9JS6rJapW"},{"timestamp":1782219866,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:04:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So presumably then you haven't been told anything, not at any point this year, including when you spoke to Oli in May","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdpIEGe9JT99uuea"},{"timestamp":1782219883,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:04:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And when he relayed at that time messages saying he wasn't finished with me and just wanted me to stop contacting others","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdqNaWe9JVDQr44O"},{"timestamp":1782219892,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:04:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The last time I saw Oli, was actually the same time I last saw you. At the Chelsea cloisters.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdqvwme9JVmeQ4X8"},{"timestamp":1782219901,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:05:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, when you *spoke to* him online","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdrTmme9JWJdPt5X"},{"timestamp":1782219924,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:05:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When Oli and I were arguing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdsrcWe9JXhSLVMZ"},{"timestamp":1782219954,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:05:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You messaged me on Facebook, said I should stop contacting others, said Oli had said he wanted me to stop contacting others, and said he wasn't breaking up with me but just wanted that to stop, and that our relationship could resume if it stopped","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdujBme9JZYhRy0C"},{"timestamp":1782219961,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:06:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Notably I did not accept those terms","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdu6tWe9JZwdcWCy"},{"timestamp":1782220000,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:06:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said you had gone round to Oli and Cherny's parents' house at Easter and met them?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdxUCWe9JcJkxEqJ","replyText":"The last time I saw Oli, was actually the same time I last saw you. At the Chelsea cloisters.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdqvwme9JVmeQ4X8"},{"timestamp":1782220018,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:06:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think that was before maybe it was after it’s so long ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdycr2e9JdTXL7aO"},{"timestamp":1782220020,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said 'a few years ago' - surely that wasn't before you met us at the Cloisters, which was in 2024 and well before Easter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdyhNWe9JdWdncg2"},{"timestamp":1782220031,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:07:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdzOFGe9Jd5FC902","attachments":["static/photos/1734780957654325.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782220034,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:07:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So that year, then, 2024, a bit later","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdzYT2e9JeOILsZd"},{"timestamp":1782220036,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:07:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m very high on painkillers atm","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdzgwGe9JeXaEwze"},{"timestamp":1782220038,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:07:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fair enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJdznjme9JedQIXcT"},{"timestamp":1782220054,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:07:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, fair enough, I understand that, it's hard to remember exact sequencing probably","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd0phGe9JffTCYej"},{"timestamp":1782220082,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:08:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Our last Cloisters meeting - the disastrous one - was just before the start of the (annoyingly vaguely and broadly defined) Easter period","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd2WY2e9JhMLwJOw"},{"timestamp":1782220089,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:08:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d be very surprised and very disappointed if Oli had been dating Cherney","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd2xcGe9JhoFgcf2"},{"timestamp":1782220098,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:08:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So presumably you met them some weeks after that if they were still clearing up Easter decorations after Easter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd3R4me9JiHgdGii"},{"timestamp":1782220106,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:08:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, as was I","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd3zGme9JioqJoLB","replyText":"I’d be very surprised and very disappointed if Oli had been dating Cherney","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd2xcGe9JhoFgcf2"},{"timestamp":1782220139,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:08:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why do the police and CPS describe them that way? Why did he describe me to Cherny's mother as his 'stalker' from February onwards, while still meeting me and describing Cherny to me as his controlling housemate?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd50WGe9JkpURAKO"},{"timestamp":1782220152,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:09:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All of this is amply documented in recordings etc: https://www.youtube.com/@TheOliverBWSamChernySamRAShow","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd6nA2e9JlSqPeSU"},{"timestamp":1782220173,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:09:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I did meet Cherny, he’s very straight. I’d sooner believe Raz and Eoighan Murphy were dating.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd7352e9JmurVqi5"},{"timestamp":1782220176,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:09:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you disapprove, good, I do too, and that is why I went there, to tell Cherny, not to talk to Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd8F72e9Jm73wa8L"},{"timestamp":1782220178,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:09:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It doesn’t make sense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd8KdGe9JnBH-03W"},{"timestamp":1782220205,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:10:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I could have had a relationship with Oli any time I liked, as he told you to communicate to me, if only I hadn't insisted on his telling the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd90bGe9JoqNbAqc"},{"timestamp":1782220265,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:11:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't really know what to make of that, other than that it is clearly not true 🤷‍♂️ How much evidence is going to be enough to accept it? It is being sworn to by police officers and the CPS","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeBhYGe9JsWycCWe","replyText":"I did meet Cherny, he’s very straight. I’d sooner believe Raz and Eoighan Murphy were dating.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJd7352e9JmurVqi5"},{"timestamp":1782220286,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:11:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeCzLWe9JtjsbcU7","attachments":["static/photos/1043134351506670.png"]},{"timestamp":1782220383,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:13:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is why Oli told me that Cherny was his controlling and criminal housemate whom I mustn't contact (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbPCcLUh718) and told Cherny's mother from February onwards that I was his 'stalker'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeIrf2e9JzSI4Dg6"},{"timestamp":1782220412,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:13:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then he figured that he could solve it by throwing me under the bus and hoping that I would be locked up and wouldn't have records of what he had said, or be able to expose what was actually going on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeKfa2e9J1TQu30N"},{"timestamp":1782220431,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:13:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"to 'blow the whole thing up in group chats' as I believe you worded it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeLntGe9J2dXQ5wU"},{"timestamp":1782220501,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:15:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well it was my opinion.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeP6GWe9J6wzR0H8","replyText":"I don't really know what to make of that, other than that it is clearly not true 🤷‍♂️ How much evidence is going to be enough to accept it? It is being sworn to by police officers and the CPS","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeBhYGe9JsWycCWe"},{"timestamp":1782220596,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:16:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fair enough, I am just saying it is not actually the case, or else Oli would have told his normal straight housemate that he had a bloody boyfriend, and told his mother the same, and not desperately tried to stop me from contacting him by saying he was a dangerous criminal (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbPCcLUh718)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeVuKWe9KAWYKiaf"},{"timestamp":1782220650,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:17:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeY-3me9KDzsJQgn","attachments":["static/photos/1810244690359191.png"]},{"timestamp":1782220650,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:17:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aaaand then tried to use the fact that I believed what he said about criminality against me to call me a liar and a lunatic","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeY-Sme9KDzpwLM4"},{"timestamp":1782220650,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:17:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve always known Oli to compartmentalize, that’s why I don’t find it so surprising.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeZAQme9KD25vMr1","replyText":"Fair enough, I am just saying it is not actually the case, or else Oli would have told his normal straight housemate that he had a bloody boyfriend, and told his mother the same, and not desperately tried to stop me from contacting him by saying he was a dangerous criminal (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbPCcLUh718)","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeVuKWe9KAWYKiaf"},{"timestamp":1782220660,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:17:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very decent that was of him ^","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeZnP2e9KEb6FNWy"},{"timestamp":1782220689,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:18:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was actually worried for him, as you can probably recall, and as my record of my reports to the police makes very clear: https://gist.github.com/swhra/10f9ec6295376a68136414ca330beb88","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJebZ2me9KGGWA8nU"},{"timestamp":1782220703,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:18:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was worried for him and taking what he said seriously, because what else was I to do?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJecNMWe9KHCe8WFx"},{"timestamp":1782220711,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:18:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But alas he was \"compartmentalising\", as you put it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJecu3Ge9KHkMe7CK"},{"timestamp":1782220715,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:18:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Another word might be \"lying\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJec9MGe9KHycyiyX"},{"timestamp":1782220719,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:18:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yess I remember","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJedOo2e9KIFP_Zxa","replyText":"I was actually worried for him, as you can probably recall, and as my record of my reports to the police makes very clear: https://gist.github.com/swhra/10f9ec6295376a68136414ca330beb88","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJebZ2me9KGGWA8nU"},{"timestamp":1782220720,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:18:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Another word might be \"cheating\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJedP4Ge9KIFPLbTp"},{"timestamp":1782220750,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:19:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Another word might be \"throwing the person he loved and who loved him under the bus criminally rather than admit what he did to the people he did it to\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJefFZWe9KJ65VkS-"},{"timestamp":1782220753,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:19:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know with some people he wouldn’t admit he was friends with me etc etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJefQuWe9KKHbA52D"},{"timestamp":1782220775,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:19:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but this has gone much too far","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJegn5me9KLdY5T13"},{"timestamp":1782220804,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:20:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The assault is fine, I did that and I pled guilty and I'm not complaining at all about anything Oli might have said or described in relation to that - that is entirely separate and I will take what punishment is due","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJeiYEWe9KNNbjsoJ"},{"timestamp":1782220820,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:20:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But the rest of it is ... i mean, 'shameful' is too generous a word","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJejX72e9KOMy1E85"},{"timestamp":1782220895,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:21:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, I suppose he has lied to everyone, then, and if he thinks he can get me locked up without this being exposed and falling apart then he is kidding himself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJen9yme9KSzmaDJi"},{"timestamp":1782220964,"iso":"2026-06-23T14:22:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and 'kidding himself' is the least of my problems with it, but words fail me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJesL3Ge9KXBkE8ur"},{"timestamp":1782224776,"iso":"2026-06-23T15:26:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here you go, I have meticulously censored everything that could conceivably be said to need censoring, including the uncensored address that they missed, and if, after that, it constitutes contempt of court to share this with you, then I contemn any court that would try to convict someone in England based on secret allegations that can't be made public:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJiU2h2e9N_slaRFG"},{"timestamp":1782224793,"iso":"2026-06-23T15:26:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJiV5WGe9OAPAfHdf","attachments":["static/files/1667535087835580.pdf"]},{"timestamp":1782224831,"iso":"2026-06-23T15:27:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ah dammit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJiYKNGe9OC_mEANo"},{"timestamp":1782224837,"iso":"2026-06-23T15:27:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rkSAAMXZ3VA7RGr98wtsU7G2MQnh498p/view","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJiYkJ2e9ODR1Ypdo"},{"timestamp":1782226000,"iso":"2026-06-23T15:46:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I resent that they wrote that up as \"Plea: Guilty\" - to be very clear, I pleaded guilty to the assault charge, needless to say because I was the one who had effectively reported myself and then provided the evidence that proved the charge - I had offered in the immediate aftermath that I would go to a police station and tell the truth if Oli wanted to make a report (as recorded all over the place here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1PlcocbTtU), but Oli hadn't wanted to, because he wanted it as 'leverage' (as he also says there)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJjfgwme9PKJgdJS3"},{"timestamp":1782226053,"iso":"2026-06-23T15:47:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The whole reason we had that group chat with you was that I had said I was uncomfortable with Oli not telling people I had hit him - I didn't want him to hide it - *but* I wanted it discussed *in its full context*, which of course were the words that led to everything that had been bottled up finally exploding into the open","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJjixume9PNnsR-AB"},{"timestamp":1782226156,"iso":"2026-06-23T15:49:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"See here and onwards in our chats: https://sam-oli-chats.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/#msg-49816","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJjpFwGe9PT4vWIuq"},{"timestamp":1782226794,"iso":"2026-06-23T15:59:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, he implies in his police report that I unexpectedly confronted him with the demand that he share his glucose data with me – I did not, it was the whole reason we had planned to meet, as you can see from our messages that day, e.g. this one: https://sam-oli-chats.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/#msg-49648\nIt was his unexpected and incomprehensible sudden refusal to show me it when I got there that I was angry about in that recording, as I think I probably said explicitly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJkP-xGe9P6yKb8pf"},{"timestamp":1782227088,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:04:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that was the backdrop against which I hit him:\n\n- he had ghosted me (yet afuckinggain) when we had plans\n- the next day he didn't apologise and gave the explanation that he had been dangerously unwell\n- I then became (understandably!) worried about his supposed dangerous unwellness\n- I said I was going to come round to check he was safe and wasn't going to keep sliding towards death (this is the exact pattern that leads to 'dead in bed' deaths among diabetics)\n- he didn't want me to come round, and so said he would make the journey to my area to meet me and let me check he was ok and see his data\n- when I got to the station to meet him, he started shouting at me and refusing to give the data\n- I at that point was well and truly out of patience, having done my best – *anyone's* best – at every stage, and still ended up being treated like that\n- so I snapped and hit him\n\nand I didn't want the only bullet point anyone heard to be that last one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJkh9TGe9QMzXDDQz"},{"timestamp":1782227631,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:13:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can also hear his insistence after I hit him that we go to my parents' house, which is *slightly* at odds with his claim to have broken up with me immediately – he needs to say that so that he can say that my visit to his house the following Saturday was \"after our breakup\" (which of course it wasn't, and you know that because you were in those group chats that took place in the intervening week) and therefore \"part of a course of conduct amounting to stalking\" – in reality it was the visit that *led to* his no-contact posture","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJlDF62e9Qt751Cte"},{"timestamp":1782227655,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:14:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the idea that any of this is 'stalking' in any way imaginable is beyond ludicrous and pathetic - frankly I feel I have gone through the looking glass","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJlEk7We9Qva1ZMgA"},{"timestamp":1782228281,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:24:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What exactly is your view of what has gone on here, anyway? Is it fine for Oli to do this with Cherny, and then try to have me locked up to stop me from telling him what Oli has done?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJlquvGe9RVk-F3do"},{"timestamp":1782228300,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't happen to consider that very decent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJlr6FWe9RWv-_HaT"},{"timestamp":1782228408,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:26:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Again I'm not complaining about the assault or about being prosecuted for that - that is fair, I did that - I am talking about the other nonsense, and Oli's attempt to portray me as a deranged stalker when what I really am is the person who has loved him, put up with unbelievable and intolerable treatment for years, and then tried to inform the other person whom he was lying to - I didn't say a single word to Oli when I went to their house that second time, I was addressing Cherny exclusively)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJlyiVWe9RdYTz9rX"},{"timestamp":1782228483,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:28:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And, contrary to his mother's bizarre report, I asked him whether he knew that Oli was cheating on *him*, not me - here are my little speakers' notes, lol:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJl3Fcme9Rh7qj-BN"},{"timestamp":1782228486,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:28:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJl3SrWe9RiDyBVeN","attachments":["static/photos/2459559771206508.png"]},{"timestamp":1782228516,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:28:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes I am pissed off, yes I am distressed, and yes absolutely fucking anyone in my position fucking would be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJl5H-Ge9Rj-GLe68"},{"timestamp":1782228549,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:29:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am so tired of all the \"oh dear, you sound upset, have you tried not being upset?\" bullshit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJl7G5me9Rl8wPqfd"},{"timestamp":1782228651,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:30:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Have you tried not being upset so as not to upset Oli, which would be tragic and impossible for him to endure?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJmBUe2e9RsKg4XNW"},{"timestamp":1782228669,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:31:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Oli is pissed off, have you tried not being pissed off?\" etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJmCaZ2e9RtQeoPy6"},{"timestamp":1782228709,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:31:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Have you tried enduring endless injustice as if there were no such thing as right and wrong? Oli would like you to try that, because he is pissed off\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJmE4oGe9RvujyLwD"},{"timestamp":1782228739,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:32:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Have you tried enduring endless injustice, mistreatment, and lies as if there were no such thing as right and wrong? Oli would like you to try that, because he is pissed off\" (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1782228739282"},{"timestamp":1782228838,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:33:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mark my words, I will have a dedication section on my gravestone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJmMuc2e9R3kl1y7d"},{"timestamp":1782229348,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:42:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Please don’t talk like that Sam.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJmr48Ge9SWuofblf","replyText":"Mark my words, I will have a dedication section on my gravestone","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJmMuc2e9R3kl1y7d"},{"timestamp":1782229365,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:42:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is all very very unfortunate","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJms7d2e9SXxRpT3X"},{"timestamp":1782229399,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:43:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What would make you happy right now?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJmvBdGe9SZ3FVn4m"},{"timestamp":1782230235,"iso":"2026-06-23T16:57:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, would it upset someone else if I did? Maybe it would upset Oli? I'll be quiet then, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJniA9Ge9TM24SpZD"},{"timestamp":1782231856,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:24:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, why did Oli not want me to talk to you? Why was that the one thing that made him stop lying to me about being Albanian?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpE-8Ge9Uv1HcrtX"},{"timestamp":1782231940,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:25:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://sam-oli-chats.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/#msg-33240","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpKGHGe9U05Gx0oB"},{"timestamp":1782231951,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:25:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"after months of trying to reach him, that was the one thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpKyKWe9U1n3-HYy"},{"timestamp":1782231987,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:26:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and now you say you can only talk to me in person - what is there that can only be said in person? I don't know if I particularly want to have any more conversations off the record, given how the record has been used against me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpM79We9U3yCixrG"},{"timestamp":1782232012,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:26:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I now want the record to accurately reflect reality","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpOfBWe9U5VNHBjz"},{"timestamp":1782232044,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:27:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will find out anyway in a few months in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpQchGe9U7SjzfEM"},{"timestamp":1782232106,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:28:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and I will not keep quiet about who stood where and did what and said what and what turned out to be true","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpUP62e9U_F8WPnq"},{"timestamp":1782232139,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:28:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am done with lies and i am done with being treated like this - it has ten miles past the pale at this point","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpWN4We9VBEBVoJo"},{"timestamp":1782232143,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:29:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am done with lies and i am done with being treated like this - it is ten miles past the pale at this point (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1782232143922"},{"timestamp":1782232187,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:29:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and I am fairly rapidly figuring out the true picture of what has been going on here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpZJhWe9VD_uCfZ2"},{"timestamp":1782232611,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:36:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, your understanding, you say, is that Oli had moved into Cherny's family home as ... what, exactly? A non-paying housemate of their heterosexual son, living in the family home, because ... why exactly?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJpzBnGe9Vd3wHciu"},{"timestamp":1782232979,"iso":"2026-06-23T17:42:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you met them about a month after you met me and Oli in the Cloisters, and I had never so much as heard Cherny's name, was not even conscious of him as being among Oli's friends. Never ever mentioned him, ever, not in the two years he spoke to me after beginning to live there. Nothing said *until I said I had asked you*, and then he told me instantly.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJqJfOWe9V0VLSPzv"},{"timestamp":1782234432,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:07:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And when you went to see them there, did they say nothing? Nobody said anything to you other than \"this is my new heterosexual friend and benefactor, Sam Cherny, whose family's house you, my friend, are now visiting, as the friend of their non-paying lodger in the family home - but he absolutely must not know I have a boyfriend and I cannot have my boyfriend around, ever\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJriMKWe9XNCCswUt"},{"timestamp":1782234507,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:08:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What is Cherny's mother going to say when I ask her about this conversation in court?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJrmwvme9XRnCogVr"},{"timestamp":1782235173,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:19:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, what did you mean by \"blown all this up\"? What was there in this message that you weren't wiling to say in the group thread at the time? Why not send it to both of us: \"Oli, are you ok, I see that Sam has complained about the stuff you did that I don't care about\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJsPb3me9X6R55vw2"},{"timestamp":1782235173,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:19:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJsPcT2e9X6SEIwil","attachments":["static/photos/1650477779383602.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782235201,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:20:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What exactly was I 'blowing up'?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJsRG2Ge9X79MGpkT"},{"timestamp":1782235224,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:20:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was I blowing up the stuff that didn't matter to you? If so, why would that bother you or anyone? It didn't matter, right?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJsShVme9X9XkV0H-"},{"timestamp":1782235234,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:20:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or was that not the referent of 'this'?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJsTI4Ge9X9-5CsKX"},{"timestamp":1782235304,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:21:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is nice that nobody, not a single person, owes me the truth or fairness, isn't it, and yet you expect it from me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJsXZ92e9YCPtLmah"},{"timestamp":1782235974,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:32:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You had lunch with me on April 16th, when you moved out of Bond St, remember? We discussed Oli at length. That was after you met him and Cherny, right?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJtAR92e9YrH55tyK"},{"timestamp":1782236027,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:33:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't remember you mentioning that you had met him more recently than I had at that point, or mentioning anything at all about Cherny.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJtDiIme9YuYZANVg"},{"timestamp":1782236056,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:34:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So *what was I blowing up* and why am I not owed the respect that you expect from me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJtFUrWe9YwK-y01T"},{"timestamp":1782236073,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:34:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that Oli seems to expect from me, and that you expect me to pay to Oli, while everyone lies to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJtGUL2e9YxKgXEda"},{"timestamp":1782236108,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:35:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or have you gone? Maybe you've gone. Fair enough. I would if I were you. But it is fucking disappointing.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJtIgVme9YzVzvb_s"},{"timestamp":1782236520,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You met Oli again in December 2024, as I happened to see when I was reviewing the YouTube videos of Portland Place events.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJthn0me9ZMeKQwir"},{"timestamp":1782236632,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:43:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And he said this to me in early 2025:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJtodpGe9ZTUBAyO9"},{"timestamp":1782236644,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:44:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJtpOBGe9ZUCRw63z","attachments":["static/photos/3953406544968446.png"]},{"timestamp":1782236954,"iso":"2026-06-23T18:49:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why can nobody ever tell me the fucking truth, fucking once in their lives","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJt8GP2e9Zm8UbSaf"},{"timestamp":1782249706,"iso":"2026-06-23T22:21:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Aw","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJ6Gdxme9lxTcunFs"},{"timestamp":1782249708,"iso":"2026-06-23T22:21:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJ6Gi5me9lxIo0aWQ","attachments":["static/photos/1018534563888111.png"]},{"timestamp":1782249738,"iso":"2026-06-23T22:22:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For all he might have done, he is somehow the one person in all of this who I can't stay angry at","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJ6Iah2e9lzI4MQFt"},{"timestamp":1782258399,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:46:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you realise it has driven me half mad trying to understand this thing that you have known the entire time?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKCZBB2e9uD3JRHKW"},{"timestamp":1782258520,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:48:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love him, and I mean more by that than people usually do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKCgX-Ge9uLNwg8Pa"},{"timestamp":1782258589,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:49:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I attached in September 2023 and I didn't unattach","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKCkmC2e9uPbN8SIk"},{"timestamp":1782258727,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:52:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have forgiven the Freddie thing, forgiven the Cloisters, forgiven Albania, waited nearly two years in which he didn't meet me, and spent three years of my life for three nights with him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKCtD8me9uX6BZjrM"},{"timestamp":1782258761,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:52:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have forgiven stuff that he barely apologised for","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKCvFfGe9uZ7mw9VT"},{"timestamp":1782258791,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:53:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I forgave the Cloisters when he complained that I was the one at fault","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKCw97We9ub0J9N6l"},{"timestamp":1782258804,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:53:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have forgiven what he is trying to do to me now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKCxvq2e9ucl3cOhf"},{"timestamp":1782258904,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:55:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you have the temerity to complain about my response","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKC325We9uitExgsw"},{"timestamp":1782259089,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:58:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"While telling Oli \"oh no, darling baby bird, are you ok? I hope you aren't too upset by big bad Sam telling others what you did to him\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKDDJkGe9ut_n6kyd"},{"timestamp":1782259196,"iso":"2026-06-24T00:59:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I kill myself I will leave behind a very very full accounting of who drove me to that point","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKDJrame9u0hlLMDa"},{"timestamp":1782259247,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:00:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And please don't send me some fucking message saying \"oh no, how sad, please don't say sad things, be happy :))))\" so help me god","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKDMxN2e9u3ngNwSJ"},{"timestamp":1782259274,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:01:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have asked you for the bare minimum again and again and been told it's out of stock","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKDOcZGe9u5SxY_y0"},{"timestamp":1782259293,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:01:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As is the truth, it seems","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKDPjVWe9u6ZrN_j2"},{"timestamp":1782259377,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:02:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh well, I am compiling a full and final account","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKDUt_Ge9u_jzAWRv"},{"timestamp":1782260213,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:16:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As Oli himself said:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKEHuH2e9vyfAnZir"},{"timestamp":1782260226,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:17:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKEIhrme9vy7qdJDu","attachments":["static/videos/1043129901614346.mp4"]},{"timestamp":1782260312,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:18:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe I'm feeling increasingly morbid but so is the world","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKENwl2e9v4mnltOU"},{"timestamp":1782260399,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:19:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We were the one thing we each had, the one thing for which Oli gambled everything","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKETG6We9v98_S69V"},{"timestamp":1782260407,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:20:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All the hollow crap of money and whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKETl72e9v-bfjAtx"},{"timestamp":1782260471,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:21:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But money is real and I am not, eh?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKEXfCGe9wCVIXHId"},{"timestamp":1782260762,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:26:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He goes on about not being homeless - that is his great fear, being homeless - well, is it not homelessness when you have nowhere to live that is not your office?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKEpOE2e9wUDXMva_"},{"timestamp":1782260780,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:26:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nowhere to be with the person you love","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKEqVE2e9wVLRL6E1"},{"timestamp":1782260794,"iso":"2026-06-24T01:26:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is not to be envied, this is sad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKErMaGe9wWC0FA8Z"},{"timestamp":1782263709,"iso":"2026-06-24T02:15:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May this be Sam Cherny 🤞🏻","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKHdFo2e9zH7wRUCV"},{"timestamp":1782263709,"iso":"2026-06-24T02:15:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKHdGf2e9zH7zenxl","attachments":["static/photos/2555481781536104.png"]},{"timestamp":1782265317,"iso":"2026-06-24T02:41:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, here we go, it was the morning of the very day I met you for lunch that Oli said he had discussed it with you: https://sam-oli-chats.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/#msg-16773","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKI_QLGe90qCP87Yj"},{"timestamp":1782265353,"iso":"2026-06-24T02:42:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then the next day I mention that you had mentioned the event: https://sam-oli-chats.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/#msg-17823","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKJBeX2e90sSBhwlJ"},{"timestamp":1782265363,"iso":"2026-06-24T02:42:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That presumably is when you went back to Cherny's house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKJCC82e90s5UHKrG"},{"timestamp":1782265609,"iso":"2026-06-24T02:46:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So my and Oli's Cloisters incident was April 12th, you met Cherny either after that or in between, and then we had lunch on the 18th and you didn't mention Cherny, this great new friend Oli was living with","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKJRDsWe9075piSdb"},{"timestamp":1782265789,"iso":"2026-06-24T02:49:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, no, you saw Cherny before that, didn't you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKJcDQGe91G5ZxkSz"},{"timestamp":1782268916,"iso":"2026-06-24T03:41:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, why can’t you admit any wrongdoing whatsoever. You think including a group with Edward Hagger, Eoghain Murphy, Davenport, Tudor and 15 other people, providing initiate chat logs from you and Oli, isn’t crossing a line?? Why did you do that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKMa7Hme94FwcjSx8","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJsPcT2e9X6SEIwil"},{"timestamp":1782268972,"iso":"2026-06-24T03:42:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well I can’t recall, maybe I saw him I really can’t remember, seeing as I have been in London all 3 weeks since last July I really don’t know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKMeWMWe94JL7418f","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJtpOBGe9ZUCRw63z"},{"timestamp":1782269090,"iso":"2026-06-24T03:44:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think he maybe lovebombed you\nWhen he was high? In those voice recordings he sounds high","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKMlheWe94QXR_RH8","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKEIhrme9vy7qdJDu"},{"timestamp":1782269218,"iso":"2026-06-24T03:46:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m only really trying to sympathize with you, you’ve been through a terrible time and this thing has clearly disturbed you clearly, pleas don’t call me a liar, or try and cross examine me like that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKMtVe2e94YKk24UQ"},{"timestamp":1782270204,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:03:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I've sent our messages to Cherny's father, so he can compare notes with his wife and you and whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKNphLWe95UXg6IeH"},{"timestamp":1782270218,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:03:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKNqat2e95VQY-9jS"},{"timestamp":1782270220,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:03:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no interest in the messages you just sent, and I need to get some rest, so good night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKNqfIme95VVXawWC"},{"timestamp":1782270425,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:07:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also don't fucking talk about me crossing a line","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKN3CKWe95h4OAcsA","replyText":"Sam, why can’t you admit any wrongdoing whatsoever. You think including a group with Edward Hagger, Eoghain Murphy, Davenport, Tudor and 15 other people, providing initiate chat logs from you and Oli, isn’t crossing a line?? Why did you do that?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKMa7Hme94FwcjSx8"},{"timestamp":1782270429,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:07:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKN3PuWe95iF-QtH5"},{"timestamp":1782270446,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:07:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli crossed that line, you didn't care, I said I would respond in kind, and I did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKN4SEGe95jIWvi31"},{"timestamp":1782270456,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:07:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do not come to me and moan about my insufficient solicitude","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKN4452e95jvMA_4J"},{"timestamp":1782270542,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:09:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’ve made this difficult for everyone involved.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKN-I5We95o-B9rYN"},{"timestamp":1782270634,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:10:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh have I, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKODyh2e95uovaJHh"},{"timestamp":1782270636,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:10:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahahahahahaha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOD7R2e95uxiTTxA"},{"timestamp":1782270654,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:10:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why are you taking it out on me Sam?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOE_2We95v1S6U18"},{"timestamp":1782270659,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:10:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose my mean group messages of April 2025 are the reason Oli cheated on me and Sam Cherny for two years","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOFVCWe95wIHnqZS"},{"timestamp":1782270671,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:11:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And the reason you lied to me about that relationship for much of that time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOGDnGe95w5u4fsf"},{"timestamp":1782270682,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:11:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’re not together","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOGrmWe95xhEVYnr"},{"timestamp":1782270688,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:11:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And everyone involved (except me) has lied also to Sam Cherny, who deserves some pity too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOHEJGe95x5xboXW"},{"timestamp":1782270699,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:11:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t have this conversation with you anymore","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOHwe2e95yl6l5zu"},{"timestamp":1782270705,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:11:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t believe it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOIFvWe95y7LTwIK"},{"timestamp":1782270731,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:12:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, no, please don't give me that again, I have gone through and watched the videos of the December party you attended and I can see quite clearly what is going on between them, and am now almost certain you knew","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOJsd2e950ibbhXH","replyText":"They’re not together","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOGrmWe95xhEVYnr"},{"timestamp":1782270747,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:12:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also have the CPS telling me that it's the case, for God's sake","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOKsXWe951iWRbQJ"},{"timestamp":1782270753,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:12:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not having this argument any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOLEIWe9514wQ3U9"},{"timestamp":1782270762,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:12:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Show me the videos","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOLncWe952cySDMF","replyText":"Oh, no, please don't give me that again, I have gone through and watched the videos of the December party you attended and I can see quite clearly what is going on between them, and am now almost certain you knew","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOJsd2e950ibbhXH"},{"timestamp":1782270765,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:12:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m curious","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOLwrGe952mCk7nd"},{"timestamp":1782270779,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:12:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPot3oI6YX8&t=123s","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOMoX2e953Pz1m4Q"},{"timestamp":1782270807,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:13:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"First half - they are on the right (stage left)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOOVNGe955LSvqEU"},{"timestamp":1782270833,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:13:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll eat my hat If they’re together?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOP6HGe956vnBhV6"},{"timestamp":1782270843,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:14:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t watch a 17 minute long video Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOQiT2e957X2nMLY"},{"timestamp":1782270849,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:14:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What parts is it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOQ7Hme957wa968o"},{"timestamp":1782270851,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:14:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then don't ask me for it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKORDhme9570yb7m3"},{"timestamp":1782270854,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:14:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The first half","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOROB2e958EGbHF0"},{"timestamp":1782270876,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:14:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there is not a microsecond Big Bang of relationshippiness, but it is evident from their conduct and positioning and interactions across that half","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOSka2e959aiSBN_"},{"timestamp":1782270904,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:15:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you were there and you went to Cherny's family's house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOUPhGe95_FtcHkd"},{"timestamp":1782270944,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:15:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"where this most virile of heterosexual men was living with Oli, his non-paying same-room lodger (?), in his family home","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOWsg2e96BipBNMG"},{"timestamp":1782270959,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:15:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you had met them by the time we met on April 18th","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOXoQWe96CedyUNQ"},{"timestamp":1782270967,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:16:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you said nothing of Cherny to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOYE_We96C3e8h2d"},{"timestamp":1782270982,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:16:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can tell you the exact time I met him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOZBrGe96D3JILwx"},{"timestamp":1782270987,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:16:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let me look at my photos","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOZVYme96EK2Tot5"},{"timestamp":1782270988,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:16:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you did mention the party itself, but not having gone back there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOZZ5me96EQGGKyq"},{"timestamp":1782270991,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:16:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The one and only time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOZldme96Ea8W-aF"},{"timestamp":1782271008,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:16:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"March 15th or something like that - March 2024","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOamZ2e96FcjRizD"},{"timestamp":1782271027,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:17:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or possibly April 2024, but I don't think that can work because it would have been the day after we met for lunch","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKObwW2e96GmGlf2Y"},{"timestamp":1782271066,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:17:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"11th of April 2025 was the last time I was at was at Portland place","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOeKX2e96I_yPjzH"},{"timestamp":1782271080,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:18:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And when I met Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOfAp2e96J2HrlFp"},{"timestamp":1782271089,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:18:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no, you're there on video on December 12th, but interesting re April 11th","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOfj5We96KZqh79N"},{"timestamp":1782271094,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:18:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"wait, what the fuck","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOf3Vme96Ks7-djD"},{"timestamp":1782271104,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:18:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that is *the night I spent with Oli at the Cloisters*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOgflme96LVzmJtk"},{"timestamp":1782271111,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:18:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the last night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOg6rWe96Lw1_6NJ"},{"timestamp":1782271114,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:18:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"unless I am wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOhGrWe96L8bcDr3"},{"timestamp":1782271116,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:18:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"hold on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOhOi2e96MEaeZvu"},{"timestamp":1782271144,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I remember we all left back to Sam’s place because he was annoyed about his ex gf being there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOi5XGe96Nu30h4-"},{"timestamp":1782271162,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's the date I gave here - I can't remember how I got it, but it was from somewhere and would have been on a good basis:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOkBd2e96O3hZsld"},{"timestamp":1782271163,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOkFeWe96OpWeENP","attachments":["static/photos/1786447402729516.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782271165,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOkN32e96O7jq_i4","attachments":["static/photos/2114251742482732.png"]},{"timestamp":1782271169,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://gist.github.com/swhra/10f9ec6295376a68136414ca330beb88","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOkcNWe96PKQFmLA"},{"timestamp":1782271174,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So that was the *same night*?!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOku4We96PlHzxez"},{"timestamp":1782271178,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This was the video from Portland place","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOk9IWe96PybW9dd","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOkFeWe96OpWeENP"},{"timestamp":1782271184,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The last time I was there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOlVBme96QJjArQs"},{"timestamp":1782271186,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I am sure of","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOle8Ge96QUVOMiS"},{"timestamp":1782271189,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm not doubting you, sorry, it's more that I'm incredulous at that fact","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOlpAGe96QfEhcBT"},{"timestamp":1782271196,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, not literally incredulous","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOmGqWe96Q8nQX5R"},{"timestamp":1782271197,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:19:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"stunned","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOmKj2e96RA1MXTn"},{"timestamp":1782271210,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:20:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, thanks for answering this stuff, I appreciate that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOm7XWe96RxTMyD0"},{"timestamp":1782271223,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:20:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The only time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOnwTme96SkW-Rxg","replyText":"And when I met Cherny","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOfAp2e96J2HrlFp"},{"timestamp":1782271236,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:20:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so... wait, sorry, when did you go back to his family home? that day?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOohCGe96TXMCb1q"},{"timestamp":1782271249,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:20:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am trying to work out how the fuck Oli ends up at the Cloisters at whatever time we met that night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOpUfme96UKTi1Ze"},{"timestamp":1782271277,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:21:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't recall and annoyingly I no longer have our messages for that stretch of dates, so I'm a bit blinder records-wise than I usually am","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOrAlWe96V2q_dP4"},{"timestamp":1782271292,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:21:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it was late at night that I got there, I am pretty sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOr8_We96WzD5Ijd"},{"timestamp":1782271312,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:21:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I took the Piccadilly line from South Harrow near my aunt with whom I was staying on the hill","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOtLOGe96YAzxu1d"},{"timestamp":1782271343,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:22:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"got there, got some water, met Oli at one of those garden squares at the tail end of the King's Road, before it goes dark and you get to the houses around Phil's parents' house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOvCO2e96Z4RTZnw"},{"timestamp":1782271352,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:22:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"probably something like 11pm","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOvmUWe96aPq64Fa"},{"timestamp":1782271377,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:22:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he had met Thibault at some point that day or the day before, I remember, because Thibault called to thank him, and then called by the hotel in person on the 12th the next day","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOxHBWe96b86K20F"},{"timestamp":1782271384,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:23:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I had met you in and Oli in Cloisters the day before it had happened.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOxlhme96ca1zvBw"},{"timestamp":1782271385,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:23:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I warmed a lot to Thibault","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOxoXme96cebrpfr"},{"timestamp":1782271397,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:23:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nah, impossible, it was a few days before","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKOyWjGe96dLlhtvq"},{"timestamp":1782271439,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:23:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I met him that night, went to my aunt's for a few nights (having meant to return the next night but got delayed), then went back on the 11th and stayed until the 12th, and it was that evening that Oli went berserk and I called the police and we then didn't meet for ages thereafter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKO08G2e96fyFVgVE"},{"timestamp":1782271446,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:24:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so he was already living with Cherny at that point?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKO1UuWe96gK87hLz"},{"timestamp":1782271453,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:24:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you went to his parents' house that very night?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKO1zEWe96go60Mrf"},{"timestamp":1782271482,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:24:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"right, ok, so this has gone on from literally the very beginning of their 'relationship' or whatever the fuck word i am meant to dignify this squalid thing with","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKO3hmGe96iXYgvkb"},{"timestamp":1782271491,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:24:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i feel sorry for Sam Cherny, you know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKO4F0Ge96i7xNpEU"},{"timestamp":1782271528,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:25:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli may be physically with him, but I would sooner be in my place than his","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKO6Ut2e96lC33Xwa"},{"timestamp":1782271855,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:30:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He wasn’t from my understanding.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPOTHWe965ImZ0f7","replyText":"so he was already living with Cherny at that point?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKO1UuWe96gK87hLz"},{"timestamp":1782271891,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:31:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said you went back to Cherny's parents' house where he was living with Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPQhGWe967Wx7luI"},{"timestamp":1782271903,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:31:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so that was really just a rhetorical question","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPRQU2e968GZ1vXQ"},{"timestamp":1782271930,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:32:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you also said it was around Easter time and said 'a few years ago', so it was categorically that day that you were talking about (anyway you say it's the only time you met him)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPS4RWe969t0E4DF"},{"timestamp":1782271969,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:32:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was after that night in April","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPVP5We97AFdxIk-"},{"timestamp":1782272025,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:33:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what do you mean by 'after that night'? you mean another day? so you *did* meet him more than once? nah, come on, I do not buy this - you just told me many times that you met him once, went to a Davenport party once, and that it was that night - you also described it originally as being around Easter, which fits that night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPYsZWe97DiVGVrz"},{"timestamp":1782272041,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:34:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is a tricky one to walk back, lol, sorry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPZrFGe97EhKFbqs"},{"timestamp":1782272070,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:34:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ugh, the fucking beginning, for fuck's sake, Oli, why","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPbbwWe97GO0fg2b"},{"timestamp":1782272074,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:34:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that is cold","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPbrVme97GgTzjev"},{"timestamp":1782272119,"iso":"2026-06-24T04:35:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"to Cherny, I mean, not even to me – I still have a bone to pick with Oli in point of myself, but at least I know he loved me, because he got nothing else from me and risked everything","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKPeY92e97JO1J7z1"},{"timestamp":1782274951,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:22:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"god i can't get to sleep","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSLQ-We992G8h-wi"},{"timestamp":1782274969,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:22:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"makes me want to fucking throw up looking at Oli with Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSMZKme993PI72xN"},{"timestamp":1782274978,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:22:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare he touch him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSM7-We993yBo2ae"},{"timestamp":1782274980,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:23:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ugh","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSNC4Ge99349Oi0q"},{"timestamp":1782274985,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:23:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"feels like fucking defilement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSNWSWe994MIe6bz"},{"timestamp":1782274993,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:23:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSN03me994qvhRHJ"},{"timestamp":1782275070,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:24:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, if he carries on despite knowing the reality, then i will make categorically sure that everyone else knows what the reality is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSSgPWe999Vd_mL0"},{"timestamp":1782275081,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:24:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you don't keep someone captive for housing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSTNDGe99-DHNVFi"},{"timestamp":1782275096,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:24:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"like, christ, get a life, get someone realistic for you and who loves you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSUIGGe99-9_KUjc"},{"timestamp":1782275160,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"someone who doesn't wait for quiet nights to call the person he loves","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSYBqGe9-C3U_CIV"},{"timestamp":1782275363,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:29:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i know he misses me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKSkZ1We9-PP31PaL"},{"timestamp":1782276220,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:43:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i love that stupid creature more than life itself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTYvKGe9_DlFKTmm"},{"timestamp":1782276226,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:43:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't know why","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTZEyGe9_D64CQxr"},{"timestamp":1782276229,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:43:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTZSeme9_EIBbvrE"},{"timestamp":1782276373,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:46:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTiEUme9_M3bQNoE","attachments":["static/photos/2768832210141867.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782276405,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:46:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTj_DWe9_OxFDaG_","attachments":["static/photos/4475218969411689.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782276411,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:46:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't regret a moment or anything","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTkXt2e9_PNwc1O5"},{"timestamp":1782276424,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:47:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"even with all the pain","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTlLh2e9_QBq9TRh"},{"timestamp":1782276476,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:47:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I understand that, I’ve been there myself. But this isn’t healthy Sam :( you need to distract yourself even for a bit, this has been your life 24/7 for months","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKToWaWe9_TLksIzy","replyText":"i love that stupid creature more than life itself","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTYvKGe9_DlFKTmm"},{"timestamp":1782276495,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:48:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and it will be my life 24/7 till I die","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTphgGe9_UXpfHr2"},{"timestamp":1782276514,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:48:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i meant it when i said that to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTqq8We9_VhC7HlP"},{"timestamp":1782276545,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:49:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am not screwing around, this was not some Tinder date, he knows it and I know it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTskW2e9_XaQWsac"},{"timestamp":1782276596,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:49:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i take a longer view than anyone else in this situation does, except Oli, and i can afford to suffer in the short term","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTvprGe9_afE-b5g"},{"timestamp":1782276622,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:50:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"A break isn’t necessarily the end.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTxQUWe9_cFsDD9w"},{"timestamp":1782276644,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:50:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not taking breaks or ends","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTyoN2e9_deBwZT_"},{"timestamp":1782276660,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:51:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It might give you some perspective. Too a breather isn’t a bad idea","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKTzje2e9_eYsg9SF"},{"timestamp":1782276677,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:51:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i recommend that Cherny rediscover his last little bit of dignity, because I am not going to be quiet about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKT0mnme9_fcrgjlC"},{"timestamp":1782276723,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:52:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"everyone else can do what they please, i don't really care, my mind is made up and Oli will understand","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKT3cWGe9_iQvW1LD"},{"timestamp":1782276747,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:52:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is the promise i made him and he made me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKT43ume9_jtTB7TI"},{"timestamp":1782276788,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:53:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so nah, I'm fine, and I certainly won't take any moral criticism if that's what you're giving me - i'm not sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKT7XoWe9_mNiqAA0"},{"timestamp":1782276830,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:53:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you have any of that, it can go to Oli first, and he can treat me decently, and then, only then, if I treat him poorly in return, *then* you can criticise my conduct","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKT98b2e9_oyDFYae"},{"timestamp":1782276838,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:53:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I treat loyalty with disloyalty","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKT-d_me9_pTsy85o"},{"timestamp":1782276847,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:54:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but please don't ask me to treat disloyalty with loyalty","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKT_AVWe9_p2elXOw"},{"timestamp":1782276876,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:54:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am loyal to Oli in the sense that he is my bub and i am not giving up on him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUAysWe9_roTDcfy"},{"timestamp":1782276884,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:54:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but i am not going to let him do what he wants and bear it silently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUBQKme9_sF50-Xb"},{"timestamp":1782276910,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:55:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if he does what he wants, if he does the fucking atrocious stuff he has done here, then i will do PRECISELY what I am doing right now and I will not brook a word of criticism","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUC2bGe9_tscT0Xf"},{"timestamp":1782276966,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:56:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i will keep figuring out more and keep exposing more until the truth is clear to everyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUGReWe9_xHFKZpF"},{"timestamp":1782276986,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:56:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he has clearly committed himself to lying for far too long for it to be worth bothering trying to redeem himself by telling the truth now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUHdE2e9_yTHSFPr"},{"timestamp":1782276994,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:56:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is too late a juncture by about ten miles","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUH92We9_y0DJP2C"},{"timestamp":1782277010,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:56:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so i realise i will have to force him into the truth and force everyone else into it]","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUI8wGe9_zuEBnbx"},{"timestamp":1782277017,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:56:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so i realise i will have to force him into the truth and force everyone else into it (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1782277017319"},{"timestamp":1782277023,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:57:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i will do that with gusto and aplomb","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUJui2e9_0kpBFoN"},{"timestamp":1782277025,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:57:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"night!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUJ2MGe9_0sQ1Uk3"},{"timestamp":1782277074,"iso":"2026-06-24T05:57:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(don't forget to like and subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@TheOliverBWSamChernySamRAShow lol)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUM1o2e9_3hSw3cz"},{"timestamp":1782277249,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:00:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’re not together Sam!!!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUXi0Ge-ABCrNSgu"},{"timestamp":1782277300,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:01:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, that's a greatest hit by now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUaphGe-AFft7I8F"},{"timestamp":1782277308,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:01:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good night, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUbJSme-AF_cbIsR"},{"timestamp":1782277400,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:03:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, please don't think I'm not able to smell blood","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUgxHWe-ALm2MJr-"},{"timestamp":1782277412,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:03:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can smell it very clearly right now and about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUhe72e-AMU11Fdr"},{"timestamp":1782277448,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:04:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I am not going to stop and I'm not going to take a breather or perspective or whatever else you might want me to take, and I'm certainly not going to take criticism","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUjqJme-AOgLt_Kc"},{"timestamp":1782277469,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:04:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not interested in that and you can talk to Oli before daring to say a word of criticism to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUk922e-APz8B207"},{"timestamp":1782277503,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:05:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not criticizing you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUnCT2e-AR5RCr03"},{"timestamp":1782277511,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:05:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re just driving yourself mad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUnfyWe-ASWd2X6P"},{"timestamp":1782277535,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:05:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, ok, sorry, I'm not interested","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUo_QWe-AT1i7vdd"},{"timestamp":1782277539,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:05:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not doing this any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUpPLWe-AUFaM5KI"},{"timestamp":1782277559,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:05:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All I have to say is: buckle up, and don't waste your breath on this, please","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUqbBme-AVRQsd4-"},{"timestamp":1782277722,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:08:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, for what it's worth, every message like this is going to make me angrier rather than calmer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKU0Zwme-AfP_CreJ"},{"timestamp":1782277727,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:08:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not doing calm Sam any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKU0tC2e-AfjWs_Tk"},{"timestamp":1782277741,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:09:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't give a fuck and I will not be lectured to by people who say nothing to Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKU1jMme-AgZO1uge"},{"timestamp":1782277754,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:09:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not playing the reasonable and loyal person while he acts like this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKU2WlGe-AhMeTTDO"},{"timestamp":1782277779,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:09:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So again please do not waste your time and make things worse by giving me any kind of moral or pseudo-medical advice whatsoever on this matter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKU335Ge-AiuEcN5T"},{"timestamp":1782277786,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:09:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Other than that, i appreciate your answers and have a good night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKU4R42e-AjIDPMVr"},{"timestamp":1782277951,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:12:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I am not *driving myself*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKVCXAGe-AtNH0F3T","replyText":"You’re just driving yourself mad","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKUnfyWe-ASWd2X6P"},{"timestamp":1782277956,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:12:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can look to Oli for that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKVCreWe-AthiAp9G"},{"timestamp":1782277962,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:12:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do not tell me that is my fault or my choice","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKVDBdme-At3tQpXB"},{"timestamp":1782277982,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:13:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Again, I am pissed off enough already and I will not have this situation blamed on me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKVEPQme-AvFRfEfB"},{"timestamp":1782277995,"iso":"2026-06-24T06:13:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"talk to your beloved darling friend Oli if you can fucking bring yourself to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKVFEome-Av60wwBm"},{"timestamp":1782341752,"iso":"2026-06-24T23:55:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So what was the setup when you visited Oli and Cherny? Separate rooms? Separate beds? Do his parents invite any old acquaintance of their son to grab a bunk in their house alongside their 15-year-old daughter?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLR4dYGe-9jTfZc3A"},{"timestamp":1782342273,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:04:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And how did you become such a world-renowned expert on his sexuality, having met him once? Oli has slept with girls, hasn't he? Even I have had the odd entanglement with girls. But Cherny is 🅂🅃🅁🄰🄸🄶🄷🅃 👨🏻‍⚖️ 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘈𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 ⚤ ₴₮Ɽ₳ł₲Ⱨ₮ 🚻 ​🇸​​🇹​​🇷​​🇦​​🇮​​🇬​​🇭​​🇹​ 👷🏻 ꙄTᴙAIGHT 🤫【S】【T】【R】【A】【I】【G】【H】【T】ℹ️『S』『T』『R』『A』『I』『G』『H』『T』🍆 S̷T̷R̷A̷I̷G̷H̷T̷ ℹ️ S̳T̳R̳A̳I̳G̳H̳T̳ 🤰🏻","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSYRI2e--C-FSJps"},{"timestamp":1782342310,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:05:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hey are you getting snappy with me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSajTGe--FZg7xc7"},{"timestamp":1782342315,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:05:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSa2ime--Fsx9GW8"},{"timestamp":1782342336,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:05:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I think you have lied to me about something immensely important","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLScH8me--G9pHsYJ","replyText":"Why are you getting snappy with me?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSajTGe--FZg7xc7"},{"timestamp":1782342346,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:05:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Immensely important to me, at least","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLScw02e--Hm58Bi2"},{"timestamp":1782342373,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:06:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But why would I do that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSeaXGe--JQgY2dy"},{"timestamp":1782342379,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:06:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That would be twisted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSevXme--JllcNnj"},{"timestamp":1782342399,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:06:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d sooner tell you they were together, wouldn’t that be easier?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSf-GGe--K0Nmw0M"},{"timestamp":1782342426,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:07:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did they have separate rooms at Cherny's parents' house?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLShpMme--KTbyKTo"},{"timestamp":1782342460,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:07:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Separate rooms? Or did they share a room?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSjsRWe--Oio5kN-"},{"timestamp":1782342480,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:08:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They don’t share a room Sam. I’m sure we’ve had this conversation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSk5OWe--Pvce-4u"},{"timestamp":1782342595,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:09:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or for over a year, sorry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLSr6N2e--Wfimill"},{"timestamp":1782342735,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:12:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hand on heart, I don’t believe they’re together. That’s the gods honest truth.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLS0e82e--fVHhve4"},{"timestamp":1782342810,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:13:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you went to visit Cherny's house as what? His unpaid houseguest's friend? A bit like Ryan might have casually asked friends over to the Bond St flat?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLS5EVme--j6JI5iV"},{"timestamp":1782342824,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:13:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, you know me, first of all why would care enough to lie profusely. I really don’t care","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLS54ZGe--kumctK4"},{"timestamp":1782342829,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:13:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It was an after party","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLS6NiGe--lDsoRL_"},{"timestamp":1782342835,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:13:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I stayed for a few hours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLS6kKGe--laXiZKG"},{"timestamp":1782342840,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:14:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Your honor","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLS64YWe--luciURf"},{"timestamp":1782342882,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:14:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"An afterparty at Cherny's family home? In Cherny's bedroom? Or Oli's bedroom? While his parents and teenage sister were celebrating Easter, as I recall you said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLS9csGe--oS4rh7S"},{"timestamp":1782342946,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:15:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In the basement snug","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTBWOGe--sMYKVq9"},{"timestamp":1782343083,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:18:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it was a whole crowd of people partying there, at his parents', at Easter, with their daughter painting Easter eggs and so forth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTJtg2e--0jMhpUv"},{"timestamp":1782343101,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:18:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think when we had this conversation before you said “ like a granny flat”","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTKzjGe--1puhNWK"},{"timestamp":1782343118,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:18:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t know he had a sister","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTL3-We--2uFt7qA"},{"timestamp":1782343129,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:18:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"A granny flat where he and Oli lived?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTMhUWe--3XsSFBI"},{"timestamp":1782343152,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:19:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know the whereabouts of his family","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTN9PWe--4zSnwLu"},{"timestamp":1782343179,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:19:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know where Oli lived, presumably, and what the place that you were visiting was?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTPk6Ge--6bUegFT"},{"timestamp":1782343187,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:19:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We had just left a club because Cherney was annoyed about a girl","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTQECme--66Ic4lO"},{"timestamp":1782343203,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:20:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t really think about it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTRCs2e--74xKE_D"},{"timestamp":1782343206,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:20:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why would I?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTRNT2e--8DTSVEU"},{"timestamp":1782343225,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:20:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Idc 🤣","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTSYT2e--9Oc5enl"},{"timestamp":1782343256,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:20:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve given my honest opinion and you just want to argue","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTURGWe--_HJPSIR"},{"timestamp":1782343302,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:21:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So this granny flat was where he and Oli lived, or it wasn't?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTXDu2e-_B6BPCDG"},{"timestamp":1782343416,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:23:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"FUCKK YOU","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTeBWme-_I3ae9R6"},{"timestamp":1782343428,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:23:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So fucking arrogant","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTev3We-_Jl94bOR"},{"timestamp":1782343435,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:23:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You knew, then, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTfMTWe-_KCp1xRS"},{"timestamp":1782343436,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:23:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTfPvWe-_KGHKUNE"},{"timestamp":1782343439,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:23:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTfeY2e-_KUbtaHV","replyText":"So this granny flat was where he and Oli lived, or it wasn't?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTXDu2e-_B6BPCDG"},{"timestamp":1782343442,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:24:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"THEY WERENT","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTfnRGe-_KdUVbHS"},{"timestamp":1782343448,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:24:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTgBh2e-_K3i3sfm"},{"timestamp":1782343454,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:24:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"HARASSING ME","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTgWFWe-_LMISxbf"},{"timestamp":1782343462,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:24:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was it at this granny flat that you became such an expert on Cherny's sexuality?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTg0hWe-_Lq0gau_"},{"timestamp":1782343481,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:24:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s my birthday Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTh_BWe-_M0_4wzm"},{"timestamp":1782343485,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:24:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really don’t care","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTiPIGe-_NFP78kh"},{"timestamp":1782343490,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:24:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, happy birthday!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTiiqWe-_NYejYIU"},{"timestamp":1782343492,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:24:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Please leave me alone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTitL2e-_NjKZYrc"},{"timestamp":1782343500,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Enjoy your day","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTjKgme-_OA4oXha"},{"timestamp":1782343507,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:25:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If this is upsetting you, you don't have to answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTjmTWe-_OcvxJiF"},{"timestamp":1782343518,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:25:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We can pick it up another time, though I don't think I really need to at this point","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTkPM2e-_PFgN9sN"},{"timestamp":1782343525,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:25:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for being a friend, Damien, and happy birthday","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTkqkGe-_Pg96hy6"},{"timestamp":1782343542,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:25:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re cross examining me and I’m just telling you the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTlt6Ge-_Qj96cXf"},{"timestamp":1782343548,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:25:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The fuck do I know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTmEc2e-_Q6hyXMO"},{"timestamp":1782343554,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:25:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Right, so what's the problem?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTmeeWe-_RUTo-sz","replyText":"You’re cross examining me and I’m just telling you the truth","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTlt6Ge-_Qj96cXf"},{"timestamp":1782343561,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:26:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Where his parents or a sister","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTm6wme-_Rw1LrzB"},{"timestamp":1782343575,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:26:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You seem very distressed by being asked a few questions","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTnxdWe-_Sn7qQvP"},{"timestamp":1782343595,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:26:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We’ve had this conversation before","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTo-DWe-_T0AbodF"},{"timestamp":1782343597,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:26:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, I asked because you told me they were celebrating Easter when you were there, and had decorations up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTpEIWe-_T6eEyL4","replyText":"Where his parents or a sister","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTm6wme-_Rw1LrzB"},{"timestamp":1782343612,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:26:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though I actually I don't think I even did ask about them, did I? Maybe I did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTqArGe-_U3Cy5Rw"},{"timestamp":1782343626,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:27:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let’s talk later Sam, I really don’t care","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTq2rWe-_VsqI1Du"},{"timestamp":1782343628,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:27:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My main question was about where Oli and Cherny were living, and you've now answered that, or as good as answered it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTq-92e-_V03Q1nZ"},{"timestamp":1782343652,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:27:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah yes, I got that sense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTsdt2e-_XT9E61u","replyText":"Let’s talk later Sam, I really don’t care","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTq2rWe-_VsqI1Du"},{"timestamp":1782343664,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:27:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I didn't get the sense that you are ashamed and therefore trying to shout at me for nothing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTtLcWe-_YByQVBi"},{"timestamp":1782343675,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:27:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I certainly didn't get the sense that you knew all along what was happening","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTt29We-_YtK3uDy"},{"timestamp":1782343681,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:28:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, you shout at me, feel free to do that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTuO8We-_ZFbqQe4"},{"timestamp":1782343692,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:28:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Truly you are the one who has been wronged","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTu34me-_Zt44oRr"},{"timestamp":1782343699,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:28:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Happy birthday, Damien, go and enjoy it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTvVeWe-_aLi4dXo"},{"timestamp":1782343725,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:28:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean I couldn’t give a fuck less. I thought it would be helpful for you to know Oli wasn’t in a relationship with someone, but you just want to argue with me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTw6jme-_bwpGgVx"},{"timestamp":1782343770,"iso":"2026-06-25T00:29:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry you feel that way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLTzp42e-_ef5lPLS"},{"timestamp":1782347396,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:29:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I want to ask you questions","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXQ8K2e_C7yco3bl"},{"timestamp":1782347463,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:31:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think fairly straightforward ones, like where you met Oli and Cherny, and how you are so confident about his sexuality and the impossibility of any relationship between him and Oli if you barely met him for an hour or two, as you say","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXVDw2e_C_5wnyev"},{"timestamp":1782347496,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:31:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have told me repeatedly that an Oli-Cherny relationship is utterly impossible","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXXFbWe_DB7vWhG4"},{"timestamp":1782347510,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:31:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have told me this angrily, with great stress and belief and earnestness and urgency","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXX5o2e_DCv7NpKP"},{"timestamp":1782347566,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:32:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why and on what basis, if you dipped in and out of his granny flat so rapidly that you weren't quite sure where you were or who lived there?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXbWfme_DGMj_K5k"},{"timestamp":1782347620,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:33:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just find the combination of certainty, conviction, and professed ignorance and unfamiliarity to be a bit confusing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXepQ2e_DJfinfqE"},{"timestamp":1782347656,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:34:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, ok, what i mean by \"a bit confusing\" is \"extremely suspicious\", as you can probably intuit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXg2Yme_DLsgiasg"},{"timestamp":1782347707,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:35:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because you were asking me where his sister was?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXj-CGe_DOyKQ_U_","replyText":"You have told me this angrily, with great stress and belief and earnestness and urgency","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXX5o2e_DCv7NpKP"},{"timestamp":1782347714,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:35:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perhaps I’m wrong and your right","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXkXlGe_DPM-12ch"},{"timestamp":1782347722,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:35:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I only met him one for a few hours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXk2p2e_DPsGVXuP"},{"timestamp":1782347746,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:35:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But it’s the feeling I get, as I said they would be a very very unlikely pair","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXmV3We_DRK5AY3w"},{"timestamp":1782347772,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:36:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there any chance you could find our Facebook chat about this? I am locked out of my account, because I was *fucking arrested for 'stalking'*, but I am pretty sure I remember you telling me that Cherny's family was there, including his sister","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXn6M2e_DSwaYhNy"},{"timestamp":1782347790,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:36:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and that they were taking Easter decorations down because it was a bit after Easter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXpCH2e_DT4XTvQS"},{"timestamp":1782347812,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:36:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah that’s what I remember","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXqV9me_DVLauHkB"},{"timestamp":1782347813,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:36:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and that Oli and Sam Cherny had \"a little setup there\" at the parents' house, or words very close to those","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXqZXWe_DVPt7Za7"},{"timestamp":1782347823,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:37:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Easter decorations","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXq_6me_DV1XWZp7"},{"timestamp":1782347843,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:37:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the impression I got was that you had visited the family as a guest of Oli and Cherny's, and then accompanied them to their little shared space where they were living together, be it a room or a granny flat or whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXsPame_DXFhigB9"},{"timestamp":1782347889,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:38:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"rather than that you dropped by an afterparty at an unknown location with Oli and Cherny, staying only long enough to divine Cherny's lifelong and immutable sexual psychology before departing into the night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXvFAme_DZ7VuGGa"},{"timestamp":1782347903,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:38:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(sorry, lol)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXv6YGe_DawQMhLQ"},{"timestamp":1782347943,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:39:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh no it wasn’t like that, there was a group of people there, I was more like a hangout space, I really don’t get the feeling he stayed there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXyX5Ge_DdNHqHMX","replyText":"the impression I got was that you had visited the family as a guest of Oli and Cherny's, and then accompanied them to their little shared space where they were living together, be it a room or a granny flat or whatever","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXsPame_DXFhigB9"},{"timestamp":1782347954,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:39:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXzCG2e_DdWEAerx","attachments":["static/photos/948269104924327.jpg","static/photos/1500773488461304.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782347975,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:39:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did \"where they had another setup\" mean? I took it to mean that they lived together there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX0SDWe_DfIPuw0e"},{"timestamp":1782348013,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:40:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am almost certain that is what you meant because you have never ever once corrected that interpretation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX2nAme_DhdYbsZM"},{"timestamp":1782348021,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:40:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He was annoyed about a girl. I suppose seemed very straight. That was enough for me. But if I forensically analyze it idk","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX3Fe2e_Dh66He6Y","replyText":"rather than that you dropped by an afterparty at an unknown location with Oli and Cherny, staying only long enough to divine Cherny's lifelong and immutable sexual psychology before departing into the night","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLXvFAme_DZ7VuGGa"},{"timestamp":1782348030,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:40:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also because it's more or less entailed by the CPS's description of them as having lived together for two years","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX3odWe_DiekBj5p"},{"timestamp":1782348051,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:40:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t think I know enough about it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX4812e_DjyQt9h1"},{"timestamp":1782348072,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:41:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said about an hour ago that Oli had a separate bedroom","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX6Mhme_DlC5hhHz"},{"timestamp":1782348086,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:41:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure he does","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX7DEWe_Dl4hEO1X"},{"timestamp":1782348087,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:41:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't quite follow all these statements and how they can cohere","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX7G9We_Dl9Pa_R7"},{"timestamp":1782348096,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:41:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no, at Edwardes Square, when you visited","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX7r0Ge_DmiB8MkT"},{"timestamp":1782348121,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:42:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"at Upper Mall I dunno but my sense is that he does, yeah, because the bedroom I've seen him sleep in bears no mark of Cherny or anyone other than Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX9O6me_DoFOfgGk"},{"timestamp":1782348149,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:42:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so my sense is that they probably have separate bedrooms much of the time, as Kieran and I did, etc, but that that doesn't mean they aren't in a relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX-5hme_Dpvd5HIP"},{"timestamp":1782348160,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:42:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Helena Bonham Carter and whatshisface live in adjacent houses","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLX_m6Ge_Dqc-uwG1"},{"timestamp":1782348173,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:42:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Susan Sontag and Annie Leibovitz had flats across the hall from one another","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYAXkWe_DrN0lo39"},{"timestamp":1782348173,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:42:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYAadWe_DrQ1aUZH"},{"timestamp":1782348202,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:43:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you mean by 'they had another setup'?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYCIbGe_Ds-pOLFV"},{"timestamp":1782348217,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:43:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think the pretty clear implication was \"where they lived together, as they live together now\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYDF3We_Dt8I-5IR"},{"timestamp":1782348230,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:43:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and \"in the basement\", not \"in separate bedrooms\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYD5JWe_DuvXwJrj"},{"timestamp":1782348240,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"from the flow of this conversation I doubt even separate beds","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYEenme_DvU1pyHs"},{"timestamp":1782348347,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:45:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not saying you are evil, ok? I am aware that maybe you weren't certain, maybe you suppressed recognition of the fairly obvious, maybe you assumed Oli would end it with Cherny when you said to me that we were made for each other, and maybe he hasn't (well, ok, clearly he is trying not to, because he likes his prostitution money more than love, or thinks he does) and that has left you morally implicated and entangled","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYLAb2e_D12u7bHT"},{"timestamp":1782348384,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:46:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but for god's sake somebody needs to tell the truth at some point, if only for a change of scenery","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYNPs2e_D4Fr5m5g"},{"timestamp":1782348720,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:52:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam I’m really sorry, I don’t believe they are together. It’s just my opinion. I’ve met him once, I haven’t heard about him since all of this happened, if I’m wrong sorry, but I wouldn’t deliberately lie or mislead you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYhwwGe_EMmDmEQ-","replyText":"I am not saying you are evil, ok? I am aware that maybe you weren't certain, maybe you suppressed recognition of the fairly obvious, maybe you assumed Oli would end it with Cherny when you said to me that we were made for each other, and maybe he hasn't (well, ok, clearly he is trying not to, because he likes his prostitution money more than love, or thinks he does) and that has left you morally implicated and entangled","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLYLAb2e_D12u7bHT"},{"timestamp":1782349076,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:57:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"did they have separate beds, then, in that basement of the Cherny house where you went?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLY3gPme_EiWT_Mgn"},{"timestamp":1782349084,"iso":"2026-06-25T01:58:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what was the layout?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLY4A_me_Ei3C3RRS"},{"timestamp":1782349212,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:00:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I assumed he lived upstairs","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLY_zWme_Eqo0itKV"},{"timestamp":1782349250,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:00:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Which I wasn’t privy to haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZCI4me_Es-WuumF"},{"timestamp":1782349278,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:01:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said \"they\" had \"another\" setup in the basement and that Oli \"crashed\" there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZD0fWe_EuqpG6k7"},{"timestamp":1782349292,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:01:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perhaps im wrong and you’re right.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZEs-me_Evia8fzW"},{"timestamp":1782349302,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:01:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This all feels a bit ... well, I am trying not to put too fine a point on it, but I think we are approaching an inflection point here...","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZFTv2e_EwKFuUF3"},{"timestamp":1782349328,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:02:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They the owners of the house, had a sort of granny flat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZG3nme_ExtF8BJq","replyText":"You said \"they\" had \"another\" setup in the basement and that Oli \"crashed\" there","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZD0fWe_EuqpG6k7"},{"timestamp":1782349369,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:02:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"another\", though? \"another\" in addition to the house? you could argue that reading, but I think the more natural reading is \"where Oli and Sam Cherny had a shared space that they lived in together, as they do now in Hammersmith\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZJZKWe_E0PYcWz6"},{"timestamp":1782349414,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:03:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You have to realise I was there for a couple of hours, high and drunk, and probably only spent 5 hours with Cherney","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZMJGme_E2-mmHKh"},{"timestamp":1782349420,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:03:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it had a kitchenette, a bathroom, and a 'snug'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZMhrme_E3Xx9gFK"},{"timestamp":1782349426,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:03:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"they presumably shared this 'snug'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZM4aGe_E3uTQyVT"},{"timestamp":1782349431,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:03:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"which i'm sure was very snug","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZNJ8We_E4ARshcE"},{"timestamp":1782349451,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:04:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’d be very surprised if Oli did all of this. He certainly hasn’t mentioned to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZOaL2e_E5Pspj7a"},{"timestamp":1782349460,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:04:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"with both raging chest-haired heterosexual Mr Cherny and his non-paying homosexual lodger in the same bed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZO8UWe_E5ygPDL0"},{"timestamp":1782349462,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:04:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or snug","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZPCcWe_E54q_eZo"},{"timestamp":1782349492,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:04:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well it barely fucking needed mentioning!!!! they might as well have had anal sex in front of you!!!!!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZQ6d2e_E7v_JDcH","replyText":"I’d be very surprised if Oli did all of this. He certainly hasn’t mentioned to me","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZOaL2e_E5Pspj7a"},{"timestamp":1782349534,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:05:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, but ... I ... I think the theory that I am going with is not that you failed to realise, but that you maybe didn't know if it was ongoing, or figured there might be a slight overlap but that Oli was sure to do the right thing rather than try to carry on both together indefinitely","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZTdyWe_E-T-2bDf"},{"timestamp":1782349552,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:05:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but when he chose to do the latter, you chose to side with him and to tell me I was mad and unreasonable and should just wait and put up with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZUit2e_E_Y0aB9m"},{"timestamp":1782349561,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:06:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i'm not going to pretend i like that just because you've dug yourself into a hole","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZVIQme_E_-jr1LF"},{"timestamp":1782349571,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:06:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sometimes one finds oneself in a hole","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZVuMGe_FAkc51a0"},{"timestamp":1782349575,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:06:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or indeed a snug","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZV7YGe_FAxdarEw"},{"timestamp":1782349647,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:07:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and to be perfectly honest I don't think it is I who owe you or Oli reassurance or absolution, I think it is you who owe me ... i don't even fucking know what you owe me but it would make the Versailles war debt look like a county court judgement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZaW-me_FFNMFpxs"},{"timestamp":1782349735,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:08:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But why would he leave the club because he was upset about a girl he was seeing, If he was with Oli?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZfvWme_FKk1oPC2","replyText":"well it barely fucking needed mentioning!!!! they might as well have had anal sex in front of you!!!!!!!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZQ6d2e_E7v_JDcH"},{"timestamp":1782349757,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:09:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said he was upset about an ex, not a girl he was seeing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZhFZGe_FL7sn-Z4"},{"timestamp":1782349785,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:09:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or upset to see an ex, rather, not just about an ex","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZizeme_FNptY8Iy"},{"timestamp":1782349810,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:10:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hardly think about it, it’s not particularly interesting to me. I really don’t care","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZkVKme_FPKkt8n3","replyText":"sorry, but ... I ... I think the theory that I am going with is not that you failed to realise, but that you maybe didn't know if it was ongoing, or figured there might be a slight overlap but that Oli was sure to do the right thing rather than try to carry on both together indefinitely","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZTdyWe_E-T-2bDf"},{"timestamp":1782349825,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:10:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how very lucky you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZlOJWe_FQEUmU2B"},{"timestamp":1782349827,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:10:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know it was one of those","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZlXiGe_FQNDU50w"},{"timestamp":1782349834,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:10:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I I don’t remember","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZly7me_FQoVMv3P"},{"timestamp":1782349864,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have amnesia","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZnkXme_FSaeaLUB"},{"timestamp":1782349866,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I had a brain tumour","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZnuGWe_FSkWf48M"},{"timestamp":1782349870,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Someone else was using my account","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZn_jWe_FS17zCBn"},{"timestamp":1782349875,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZoSnGe_FTIB1cme"},{"timestamp":1782349877,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I had just received bad news","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZoZUWe_FTOkEL8W"},{"timestamp":1782349880,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"etc lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZojxWe_FTZ11yRa"},{"timestamp":1782349888,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am trying to be civil but I honestly don't quite know why","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZpElme_FT63Mc_N"},{"timestamp":1782349893,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why would I remember","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZpWJGe_FULrjufI"},{"timestamp":1782349896,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am facing criminal charges because of this shit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZpjvme_FUZ86Ts4"},{"timestamp":1782349915,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:11:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It might be nice not to tell me how little you care about the thing you have spent months swearing to in no uncertain terms","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZqsfGe_FVipd__v"},{"timestamp":1782349938,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:12:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"refusing to let me believe that it might even be possible within the laws of logic and the universe that a relationship could exist between Oli and Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZsFu2e_FW8CK1T0"},{"timestamp":1782349949,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:12:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you were their bosom friends, their greatest interpreter, their biographer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZsyCme_FXoOswJI"},{"timestamp":1782349955,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:12:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"now you met them in a cab once and have no clue","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZtKDGe_FYACAqJ1"},{"timestamp":1782349957,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:12:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I met Cherney once","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZtRS2e_FYGxoPqL","replyText":"It might be nice not to tell me how little you care about the thing you have spent months swearing to in no uncertain terms","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZqsfGe_FVipd__v"},{"timestamp":1782349961,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:12:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t think about it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZtid2e_FYX7vUm7"},{"timestamp":1782349964,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:12:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"yes, there you go","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZtsdGe_FYioXvc-"},{"timestamp":1782349977,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:12:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I had to jog my memory when you mentioned a few months ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZuf6me_FZVVs2f6"},{"timestamp":1782349983,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:13:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but Cherny IS STRAIGHT and it IS NOT POSSIBLE they are going out, and he has family money from a trust, and this is what his basement is like, and so forth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZu4Zme_FZuguKR3"},{"timestamp":1782350003,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:13:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"aaand of course it turns out, as I have long suspected, that that is not true","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZwGhme_Fa814Lcy"},{"timestamp":1782350012,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:13:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and I am left asking why you were desperate that I believe it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZwnGme_FbdQ6Sp_"},{"timestamp":1782350023,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:13:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well it was the impression I got","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZxUB2e_FcJcaffQ","replyText":"but Cherny IS STRAIGHT and it IS NOT POSSIBLE they are going out, and he has family money from a trust, and this is what his basement is like, and so forth","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZu4Zme_FZuguKR3"},{"timestamp":1782350027,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:13:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because you said these things very emphatically - i was not pushing you and you were not indifferent or careful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZxiZ2e_FcYnkWQr"},{"timestamp":1782350027,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:13:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But maybe I’m wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZxkpWe_FcaJ0R3w"},{"timestamp":1782350042,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:14:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it was urgent that i be made to believe this thing that, shockingly, was not true","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZyevGe_FdU4yYVb"},{"timestamp":1782350064,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:14:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i do have enough of a brain to get the picture","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZzx62e_Fen-B8BY"},{"timestamp":1782350089,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:14:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't know exactly why or how you became so invested, but i can see you were","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ1UT2e_FgKQtvHE"},{"timestamp":1782350098,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:14:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well all I have is my opinion.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ15r2e_FgvHydBY"},{"timestamp":1782350144,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:15:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"whether out of loyalty to Oli (cheers for that, by the way, it's nice to know i'm alone and that you stood by the person lying to me and cheating on me and doing the same to Sam Cherny) or out of ... i dunno, moral implication/entanglement/commitment/sunk costs or whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ4tTme_Fjjg170O"},{"timestamp":1782350146,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:15:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or something else","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ40Vme_FjqhQKpa"},{"timestamp":1782350171,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:16:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"maybe you bought shares in the Oli Cherny South Sea Company Marriage And Pecuniary Exsanguination Company","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ6WMGe_FlMeslMQ"},{"timestamp":1782350173,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:16:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i dunno","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ6cSWe_FlSmX6vZ"},{"timestamp":1782350192,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:16:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"nah i'm kidding about that last one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ7pTGe_FmfYpn6l"},{"timestamp":1782350193,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:16:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, If I believed Oli was in a relationship with Cherney, I would have just told you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ7poGe_FmfK2_jQ","replyText":"whether out of loyalty to Oli (cheers for that, by the way, it's nice to know i'm alone and that you stood by the person lying to me and cheating on me and doing the same to Sam Cherny) or out of ... i dunno, moral implication/entanglement/commitment/sunk costs or whatever","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ4tTme_Fjjg170O"},{"timestamp":1782350200,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:16:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't think you have a literal vested interest","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ8ExGe_Fm65oqW-"},{"timestamp":1782350219,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:16:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but it might have made it a little less insulting if you had 🤷","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ9SCGe_FoINww9h"},{"timestamp":1782350221,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You were messaging me asking me about at the time, and I told you all I knew.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ9ZH2e_FoOnq0oF"},{"timestamp":1782350230,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You said that he was running a brothel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ96Bme_FovgzS-H"},{"timestamp":1782350233,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ-HOGe_Fo8tKpB7"},{"timestamp":1782350238,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It didn’t seem like a brothel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ-aOme_FpPuPER9"},{"timestamp":1782350240,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you told me urgently, emphatically, with a tone of great certainty and expertise, yes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ-h4me_FpXiaNy1","replyText":"You were messaging me asking me about at the time, and I told you all I knew.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ9ZH2e_FoOnq0oF"},{"timestamp":1782350243,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you pushed it again and again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ-wIGe_FpmNmfsn"},{"timestamp":1782350251,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s why I mentioned it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ_Pame_FqE-KJBG"},{"timestamp":1782350255,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you were not saying \"eh, if you insist, here's my best stab at an answer\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLZ_cF2e_FqSTi0Gq"},{"timestamp":1782350269,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you didn't acknowledge any possibility whatever that I might be right","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaAU0Ge_FrLKLn1-"},{"timestamp":1782350279,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:17:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you steered me away from it in no uncertain terms and angrily","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaA7EGe_FrxY_Bub"},{"timestamp":1782350283,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:18:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh well sorry for misunderstanding","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaBLq2e_FsBFGmkk"},{"timestamp":1782350288,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:18:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i did pick up on that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaBgK2e_FsWayPA3"},{"timestamp":1782350305,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:18:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That Oli was running a brothel? Seems a bit far fetched, no?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaCfoWe_FtVIQdB6","replyText":"you steered me away from it in no uncertain terms and angrily","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaA7EGe_FrxY_Bub"},{"timestamp":1782350309,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:18:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I suppose an apology is too much to ask from any of you lot","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaCxNWe_Ftmqnjiz","replyText":"Oh well sorry for misunderstanding","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaBLq2e_FsBFGmkk"},{"timestamp":1782350319,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:18:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, my commiserations about the sad event of your misunderstanding","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaDY8We_FuPH4zdt"},{"timestamp":1782350326,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:18:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"have a good night, Damien, and a happy birthday","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaDxXGe_Funrhf-s"},{"timestamp":1782350470,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:21:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"by the way, if you were going to support him cheating on me, it would be nice if you'd at least told him to be fucking nice to me, maybe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaMkHWe_F3ab7OnF"},{"timestamp":1782350484,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:21:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You seemed very upset at the time Sam, and I just wanted to reassure you. And on the face of it that’s how it looks. I really hate that you’re going through this. I’m back in London on the 16th if you would like to meet up and talk about it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaNbZGe_F4RHIIkn"},{"timestamp":1782350514,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:21:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, i don’t know if he was cheating.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaPQ2We_F6GiJL8P","replyText":"by the way, if you were going to support him cheating on me, it would be nice if you'd at least told him to be fucking nice to me, maybe","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaMkHWe_F3ab7OnF"},{"timestamp":1782350554,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:22:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think this a very unfortunate situation.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaRtYme_F8jHlT5o"},{"timestamp":1782350592,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:23:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wasn’t picking sides or helping Oli cheat. That’s ridiculous.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaUDK2e_F-4iuCfy","replyText":"You seemed very upset at the time Sam, and I just wanted to reassure you. And on the face of it that’s how it looks. I really hate that you’re going through this. I’m back in London on the 16th if you would like to meet up and talk about it.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaNbZGe_F4RHIIkn"},{"timestamp":1782350603,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:23:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oli would never ask me to do that either.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaUtdGe_F_jIMv_m"},{"timestamp":1782350740,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:25:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, you don't hate that I'm going through it, or you wouldn't have put me through it and lied until the lie became impossible - that's fine, I can't be bothered to be angry any more, but at least don't claim credit for concern you didn't have","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLadFdGe_GH7vKxjv"},{"timestamp":1782350807,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:26:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s very unfair. I told you wnat I knew. I genuinely hope you’re feeling better","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLahKZme_GMAKi0f7","replyText":"No, you don't hate that I'm going through it, or you wouldn't have put me through it and lied until the lie became impossible - that's fine, I can't be bothered to be angry any more, but at least don't claim credit for concern you didn't have","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLadFdGe_GH7vKxjv"},{"timestamp":1782350828,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:27:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, it's not unfair. Have a good night.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaibGGe_GNRAWn4P"},{"timestamp":1782350869,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:27:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t told one lie. if you want to talk just message!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLak9Wme_GPzCCRSN"},{"timestamp":1782351029,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:30:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaurx2e_GXWaQ04j","unavailableAttachments":["static/videos/1494448995816967.mp4"]},{"timestamp":1782351133,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:32:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am facing criminal charges in association with this shit, and you have mocked my distress, told me I was mad, told me I needed to apologise to Oli, told me I shouldn't send group messages, and I know FUCKING WELL what you knew and why you said these things, so please do not ask me to spend my time right now salving your fucking conscience and pretending you didn't do the thing we both know perfectly well you did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa1Bw2e_Gf3K7T1I","replyText":"I haven’t told one lie. if you want to talk just message!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLak9Wme_GPzCCRSN"},{"timestamp":1782351177,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:32:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve never seen that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa3wF2e_Gim46H4j","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaurx2e_GXWaQ04j"},{"timestamp":1782351182,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:33:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you owe me an apology, and you should have the rock bottom minimum sense of shame not to come to me and tell me I'm being unfair to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa4A6We_Gi2_uX6n"},{"timestamp":1782351195,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:33:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I'm being unfair, it is to your advantage","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa42lme_Gjs2mF3S"},{"timestamp":1782351203,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:33:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you were in the audience and you are in the shots","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa5WGGe_GkJoZo-F","replyText":"I’ve never seen that","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa3wF2e_Gim46H4j"},{"timestamp":1782351207,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:33:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that is April 11th 2025","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa5ipme_GkY3Pzo3"},{"timestamp":1782351214,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:33:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"please just stop this, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa6AS2e_Gk2pTxQO"},{"timestamp":1782351218,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:33:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"let's call it a day","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa6PBme_GlFUZ9c3"},{"timestamp":1782351219,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:33:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"goodnight","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa6Uf2e_GlKm5n7T"},{"timestamp":1782351226,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:33:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and, again, happy birthday","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa6vt2e_GlmAFKxy"},{"timestamp":1782351228,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:33:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I only told you what I saw when I went to the flat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa61IWe_GlsHlIzr"},{"timestamp":1782351364,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:36:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why would I say it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLbDLIGe_GuCFOy9B","replyText":"I am facing criminal charges in association with this shit, and you have mocked my distress, told me I was mad, told me I needed to apologise to Oli, told me I shouldn't send group messages, and I know FUCKING WELL what you knew and why you said these things, so please do not ask me to spend my time right now salving your fucking conscience and pretending you didn't do the thing we both know perfectly well you did","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLa1Bw2e_Gf3K7T1I"},{"timestamp":1782351388,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:36:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do I get out of lying? As you say a bad conscience?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLbEomWe_GvfhrH2x"},{"timestamp":1782351470,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:37:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also in the police report the mother refers to Oli as his sons friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLbJn32e_G0ey3b7z"},{"timestamp":1782351548,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:39:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really don’t know maybe you are right about it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLbOYFme_G5O8_ZRd"},{"timestamp":1782351633,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:40:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I probably shouldn’t have said with such certainty, that is all I’m sorry for. If it turns out this way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLbTjvWe_G-auAg3P"},{"timestamp":1782351910,"iso":"2026-06-25T02:45:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I am beginning to doubt myself because he looks a bit camp there 😅","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLbkeWme_HPVVZYXW","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilLaurx2e_GXWaQ04j"},{"timestamp":1782383448,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:30:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to do what I can to have you questioned in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5pbZWe_lURYpQcF"},{"timestamp":1782383471,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:31:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you are in the US, it can be done via the Americans where you are - this is standard, I take it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5q1Y2e_lVreD779"},{"timestamp":1782383499,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:31:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For what purpose?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5shMme_lXYIRAet"},{"timestamp":1782383528,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:32:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If it will make you happy I’ll voluntarily be questioned","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5uTLWe_lZKFBjR2"},{"timestamp":1782383559,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:32:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For the purpose of making people tell the truth who have not done so when not under pain of perjury","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5wL1We_lbCQqhF8"},{"timestamp":1782383571,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:32:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can also ask Oli about your messages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5w6hme_lbwswrvA"},{"timestamp":1782383572,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:32:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You think I’m lying?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5w8cGe_lbzTFrAg"},{"timestamp":1782383597,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:33:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5yhFme_ldXYolO9"},{"timestamp":1782383604,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:33:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just leave me alone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5y6Xme_ldxLzm8j"},{"timestamp":1782383605,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:33:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though mainly I think you *were* lying","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5y912e_ld0DUNiH"},{"timestamp":1782383614,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:33:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve done everything to help you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5zh-me_leY7-IQ0","reactions":["😂"]},{"timestamp":1782383617,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:33:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, you don't get to say that now, you'll explain what you said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5zuL2e_lekd843v","replyText":"Just leave me alone","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5y6Xme_ldxLzm8j"},{"timestamp":1782383621,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:33:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and what you knew","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5z8qWe_lezCymAx"},{"timestamp":1782383627,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:33:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not being treated like this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL50WXGe_lfNYWUMv"},{"timestamp":1782383658,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:34:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I could have ignored you, but I really didn’t like seeing you suffer and spiral the way you did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL52P6Ge_lhGyzMyE","reactions":["😂"]},{"timestamp":1782383666,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:34:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Now I’m the worst person in the world","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL52s0Ge_lhjx-GJP"},{"timestamp":1782383698,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:34:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh stop whining","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL54qcWe_ljguXQ9_"},{"timestamp":1782383702,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:35:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is undignified","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL5446me_ljvNNFB1"},{"timestamp":1782383707,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:35:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This has already been undignified enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL55M8Ge_lkDRV5Rx"},{"timestamp":1782383725,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:35:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Whatever Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL56Scme_llJY67uU"},{"timestamp":1782383729,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:35:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hope you’re feeling better","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL56lFWe_llcGybvE"},{"timestamp":1782383740,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:35:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry I misled you or what","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL57Ol2e_lmFhPQoT"},{"timestamp":1782383853,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:37:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don't tell me that gaslighting me was doing me a service","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6CInGe_ls-3cgD8"},{"timestamp":1782383858,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:37:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just have the decency to stop now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6CaOme_ltQm-4nm"},{"timestamp":1782384020,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:40:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You refused to ask Oli whether he said I had fabricated evidence of our relationship, because you knew he was saying that, and you were happy to let him defame me to preserve his arrangement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6MURGe_l3KelhUL"},{"timestamp":1782384044,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:40:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You lied to me on top of that, from the beginning, when you knew he was cheating on me and on Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6NxBWe_l4nOK4tA"},{"timestamp":1782384062,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:41:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You told me to wait and put up with it and he would come back and it would work out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6O2hWe_l5svlF3v"},{"timestamp":1782384071,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:41:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You knew it wouldn't work out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6PaDme_l6QUBdyE"},{"timestamp":1782384109,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:41:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You betrayed and lied to me and tried to go along with a plan in which I would be locked up so that I couldn't tell Cherny the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6Rv_2e_l8mM3B9O"},{"timestamp":1782384112,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:41:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6R6qGe_l8xFzXgQ"},{"timestamp":1782384147,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:42:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How dare you say you were trying to help me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6UD22e_l-6NUnG7"},{"timestamp":1782384221,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:43:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am being prosecuted for something you could have done and should have done with a fucking text message to Cherny, because you knew the truth and could reach him, whereas I now am bearing the cost for doing the thing that YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6YmPme_mDcGCfe3"},{"timestamp":1782384230,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:43:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and could have done cost-free","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6ZJNWe_mD_j5bkB"},{"timestamp":1782384269,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:44:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you see fit to sneer at me about \"wouldn't that violate your bail conditions\", as though you'd got away with some clever victory","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6bg2We_mGWtwS26"},{"timestamp":1782384288,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:44:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you then come back to me and expect me to tell you you were a good person to me or to anyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6csXme_mHiqWH2D"},{"timestamp":1782384437,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:47:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What on earth are you talking about?!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6lym2e_mQpclCZK","replyText":"and you see fit to sneer at me about \"wouldn't that violate your bail conditions\", as though you'd got away with some clever victory","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6bg2We_mGWtwS26"},{"timestamp":1782384491,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:48:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know Cherney, I met the guy for a few hours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6pEp2e_mT7XJSKC","replyText":"I am being prosecuted for something you could have done and should have done with a fucking text message to Cherny, because you knew the truth and could reach him, whereas I now am bearing the cost for doing the thing that YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6YmPme_mDcGCfe3"},{"timestamp":1782384526,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:48:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not involved in any plan","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6rK2me_mWBxj5zQ","replyText":"You betrayed and lied to me and tried to go along with a plan in which I would be locked up so that I couldn't tell Cherny the truth","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6Rv_2e_l8mM3B9O"},{"timestamp":1782384571,"iso":"2026-06-25T11:49:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You won’t believe me anyway. You’re totally wrong.! I was trying my best for you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6t-Vme_mY1Q9p-s","replyText":"You lied to me on top of that, from the beginning, when you knew he was cheating on me and on Cherny","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL6NxBWe_l4nOK4tA"},{"timestamp":1782386118,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:15:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All I can be bothered to say is: please don't delete your messages to anyone, because it won't delete them (https://stackoverflow.com/questions/820466/never-delete-entries-good-idea-usual)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8MY8We_n3JiXrmA"},{"timestamp":1782386189,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:16:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It will just create a new little database entry: \"Damien said 'X'\", then \"Damien asked us to delete 'X', so don't show it to him in the UI if he looks, and maybe don't show it to the other person, but do hand it over if subject to a court order\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8Qubme_n7j7expZ"},{"timestamp":1782386267,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:17:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And don't think that you and/or Oli can now wind up this prosecution just because you no longer fancy it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8VciGe_oASJTEZf"},{"timestamp":1782386278,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:17:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Rex sequitur, non obstante quod nullus sequitur","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8WKN2e_oBACGKxl"},{"timestamp":1782386288,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:18:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And so he should","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8WxSGe_oBnOKYeh"},{"timestamp":1782386294,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:18:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look forward to it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8XHime_oB85G5-c"},{"timestamp":1782386298,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:18:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for all this, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8XW4me_oCMva6O8"},{"timestamp":1782386316,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:18:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Fuck you Sam.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8Yexme_oDVXB9C3"},{"timestamp":1782386321,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:18:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You really are just horrible","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8Ywv2e_oDnkgHMg"},{"timestamp":1782386353,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:19:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re heartbroken, I sympathize, but you’re just a bully","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8at42e_oFkt5MqH"},{"timestamp":1782386689,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:24:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps you'd like to explain that one?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8vMZ2e_oaCjJocP"},{"timestamp":1782386712,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:25:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not via instagram message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8wnDWe_obd0oZcs"},{"timestamp":1782386715,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:25:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tell me why you are the victim here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8w0qGe_obqx87ha"},{"timestamp":1782386734,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:25:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you're going to make such an outrageous statement after what you've done, I think it might be good manners to be prepared to explain it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8x922e_ocz2u6nw"},{"timestamp":1782386752,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:25:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or are you not willing to say it here because it's on the record, and you people are allergic to the record?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL8zCnWe_od4q3pF0"},{"timestamp":1782386787,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:26:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you want to lie to me some more, in a way that I won't be able to prove if asked about it? or perhaps you want to tell me the truth about something you're lying to somebody else (like the Chernys) about?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL81MPWe_ogCST2Do"},{"timestamp":1782386843,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:27:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Im not telling lies","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL84muWe_ojciLYA-"},{"timestamp":1782386854,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:27:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just being dragged into your nonsense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL85Qq2e_okHc4Dzt"},{"timestamp":1782387024,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:30:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> If you had paid any heed to what I told you instead of badgering on, and dragging everyone into this, I pretty sure you would have been happier with the outcome!\n\nYou said this while lying to me about Oli’s relationship with Cherny, and while knowingly letting Oli lie to Cherny about me. If you hadn’t known he was telling that defamatory lie – that I had made up our relationship and fabricated the evidence that we had it – then you wouldn’t have refused to ask Oli on record. Instead of letting that happen, Oli has lied about further things in order to create a criminal prosecution and bail conditions to try to stop me from telling the truth. You went along with this at every stage. At no point did you say that things had gone too far and that Cherny and I should be told the truth. And now you try to sidle up to me as a friend and tell me you were concerned for me, and when I don’t accept that, you tell me I’m a bully. Have you no shame? God, why bother to ask.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9Drbme_ouhkvtiS"},{"timestamp":1782387043,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:30:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do not speak to me like that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9E05Ge_ovqxcZeo","replyText":"I’m just being dragged into your nonsense","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL85Qq2e_okHc4Dzt"},{"timestamp":1782387119,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:31:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am being prosecuted for what you should have done from the fucking beginning","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9JdHGe_o0TUkchx"},{"timestamp":1782387159,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:32:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For telling the truth that you had all along, when you were sweetly lying to me, saying you had no idea why Oli was doing what he was doing, that I should put up with it and wait and Oli would come back to me when the heat had died down","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9L49me_o2vLPdmv"},{"timestamp":1782387217,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:33:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My lawyer is cross-examining Cherny's mother and it will be good to have the chance to put your messages to her","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9PbJme_o6RVMaf8"},{"timestamp":1782387244,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:34:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You thought you could get away with this and that I would be left to pay the cost, I suppose","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9RGYGe_o78g47Nb"},{"timestamp":1782387374,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:36:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You thought you could tell me I was mad, and tell Cherny I was mad, and let me be locked up as the random stalker ex from ancient history, for trying to tell him the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9ZA7We_pD2ujrIl"},{"timestamp":1782387399,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:36:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you have the temerity to try to present yourself as the kind and decent friend trying to \"reassure\" me - fuck you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9aibWe_pFYbDsah"},{"timestamp":1782387453,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:37:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look forward to cross-examining Oli and hopefully you also about what you said between yourselves and to others on the record","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9d1bGe_pIrORvzn"},{"timestamp":1782387593,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:39:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do I get out of it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9mYp2e_pRO7T8sr","replyText":"You thought you could get away with this and that I would be left to pay the cost, I suppose","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9RGYGe_o78g47Nb"},{"timestamp":1782387599,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:39:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why would I do such a thing Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9mxyWe_pRof2NaG"},{"timestamp":1782387639,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:40:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s Incridible that you’ve blamed all this on me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9pLm2e_pUCOZqzW","replyText":"I am being prosecuted for what you should have done from the fucking beginning","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9JdHGe_o0TUkchx"},{"timestamp":1782388010,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:46:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you have any idea what a hell this has been for me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL9_0_2e_pqq6sYc2"},{"timestamp":1782388044,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:47:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why don't you answer those fucking questions yourself rather than ask me to do that for you as well?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL-B5IWe_psvWEEmG"},{"timestamp":1782388070,"iso":"2026-06-25T12:47:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I'd very much like to know, I'd like you to account for yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilL-DezGe_puU7ev6P"},{"timestamp":1782397886,"iso":"2026-06-25T15:31:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have I at least made myself clear now? Have I made you understand that I am not going to leave this politely unconfronted for the sake of the people who lied to me, insulted me, engineered my arrest and prosecution to shut me up, and mocked me when you thought you'd get away with it – and now you want my reassurance and my moral approval, are you fucking kidding me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMHanfGe_zFdpAfe3"},{"timestamp":1782398882,"iso":"2026-06-25T15:48:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You saw that charge sheet, right? How much of that are you responsible for? You knew full well what Oli was saying about me. You didn't correct it, and you sent messages to Oli saying \"oh I'm so sorry darling that Sam is blowing this up with group chats\". How dare I be miserable, eh? You felt he was entitled to lie to me and use me. You felt that even after I said I was considering suicide, and even after I was arrested and prosecuted. Fuck you to hell. How dare you tell me I was 'unfair' to you for the mild fucking criticism I made last night?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMIXY0Ge_0COjqf_T"},{"timestamp":1782399181,"iso":"2026-06-25T15:53:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought you were a decent person when I met you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMIpqZ2e_0UgbXByk"},{"timestamp":1782399210,"iso":"2026-06-25T15:53:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought you were a decent person after Bond St and our argument - I probably did some wrong there and maybe you did too, I don't remember, but it didn't change my fundamental view","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMIrcBme_0WR4E-o8"},{"timestamp":1782399216,"iso":"2026-06-25T15:53:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Now you are something I deal with and that's all","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMIr0Pme_0WqEL56Y"},{"timestamp":1782399536,"iso":"2026-06-25T15:58:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Before you answer, just to remind you: either you explain now, or you say something now that you’ll have to explain later. If it were me I would choose the former, but it’s up to you 🤷‍♂️","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMI_T22e_0qKD5N2i"},{"timestamp":1782399784,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:03:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam you put Eoighan Murphy in the chat? Why did you did that?! Were you trying to embarrass Oli into talking to you? If you weren’t so unrelenting, maybe people could have a chance to read alll what you said, but you were acting crazy. I still stand by, I believe(d) that they’re just friends I don’t know, and that’s what Oli has told me. But your problems with Oli go far beyond that, or anything with me, If I thought he was having another relationship and strining you along, I would have told you, i don’t want anyone to be treated like that, it’s wrong. And do you really believe Oli would ask me to lie? How do you think this conversation would have went, it’s farfetched. I don’t know Cherney whatsoever, I’ve lived with you in two apartments, I went to France with you, I’ve known you 10 years, it genuinely upsets me that you’re so disturbed by this. You’re clearly going through it. I told you my very vague bits of information, when you were convinced that flat was operating as a brothel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJOf-We_05WkLMPW"},{"timestamp":1782399999,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:06:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I knew it wasn’t operating as brothel I was there. I know he was complaining about some girls. I knew he wasn’t a criminal. To the best of my Knowledge I told you the little bits I knew, I wasn’t expected to be called a liar, it’s just bizarre. Anyway you’re not convinced. We can meet in person. I hope you’re okay, i really do!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJbn1me_1GeuWB3Z"},{"timestamp":1782400047,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:07:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Explain to me what you knew, and what you told me, and why.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJefnGe_1JVqxijs"},{"timestamp":1782400055,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:07:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not interested in any of that crap above.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJfACme_1J2MZr4K"},{"timestamp":1782400103,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:08:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry I won’t be spoken to like that, not cool!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJh6bGe_1MxLczTW"},{"timestamp":1782400109,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:08:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also explain what you knew about what Oli was saying to others about me, and what you did about that.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJiVrme_1NLuMg-J"},{"timestamp":1782400116,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:08:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, no, you will be. Get used to it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJiw82e_1Nm7QNsN","replyText":"I’m sorry I won’t be spoken to like that, not cool!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJh6bGe_1MxLczTW"},{"timestamp":1782400139,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:08:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You can try get me to court and we’ll see.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJkItGe_1O_jth-6"},{"timestamp":1782400157,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:09:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Leave me alone please","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMJlN72e_1QE1Tg1X"},{"timestamp":1782401193,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:26:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't need to \"try\" to \"get you\" to court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMKkdbWe_2PTgzvfN"},{"timestamp":1782401203,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:26:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Especially not after you send a message like that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMKlESWe_2P6JrtTC"},{"timestamp":1782401230,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:27:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol I really couldn’t care less","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMKmtdme_2RkQXiGO"},{"timestamp":1782401236,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:27:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let’s go","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMKnHNWe_2R94IdsR"},{"timestamp":1782401244,"iso":"2026-06-25T16:27:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Wooow","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMKnjjWe_2SaR_aJU"},{"timestamp":1782406203,"iso":"2026-06-25T17:50:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wish you good luck consoling yourself with the thought that I deserved what you did to me because I responded angrily when I found out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMPWRkGe_7BHpf-kg"},{"timestamp":1782406218,"iso":"2026-06-25T17:50:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I cannot properly convey my disappointment in you and Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMPXKG2e_7CAj6Rs9"},{"timestamp":1782406330,"iso":"2026-06-25T17:52:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it is all going to fall apart now anyway, so I hope it was worth it, Damien, and fuck you for thinking you could get away with betraying me, misrepresenting me, selling me out, and leaving me to take the fall","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMPeBPWe_7I3gjUHD"},{"timestamp":1782406388,"iso":"2026-06-25T17:53:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then telling yourself that was all fine and dandy because I shouted the truth outside someone's window and was called a stalker and a potential family annihilator of a family I didn't even fucking know lived there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMPhiime_7MYnMdS1"},{"timestamp":1782406406,"iso":"2026-06-25T17:53:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are a snake, and Oli has been one too, though for whatever fucking reason I will still love him and try to see good in him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMPiq12e_7NhCELaP"},{"timestamp":1782414494,"iso":"2026-06-25T20:08:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be clear, this is not Bond St territory, this is “never darken my door again as long as either of us lives” territory. You told me to persist and keep hoping things would get better while knowing they wouldn’t, and then called my persistence ‘stalking’ and ‘unwell’ and colluded in my being arrested and prosecuted for it. You mocked my bail conditions, said “haha good luck making me testify” about what actually happened, and when it begins to look as though I might actually prove what happened, you whine and tell me it wasn’t your fault. This is morally degenerate conduct. It is the sort of thing the Kanun says a man should be staked for, and not suffered to remain in the community of men.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMXQUvGfAC7K5nvbd"},{"timestamp":1782414530,"iso":"2026-06-25T20:08:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When this is over, I am going to write a book, and it is going to be a compelling book, and a painstakingly accurate and libel-proof book. You will be named in that book. So will Oli. The Chernys won’t be. They have suffered an indecency, whereas you have committed one. (Sam Cherny was a bit of a prat at times, sure, but who isn’t? That is not the kind of thing that needs a book.) This has genuinely been the ugliest, most upsetting thing I have ever been through. Most kinds of ugliness don’t look me in the eye, pretend to be my friend, and hand down snotty moral judgements whenever I react badly. Fuck you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMXSgdGfAC9WswZP3"},{"timestamp":1782442459,"iso":"2026-06-26T03:54:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you have anything to say for yourself? Probably not. I wouldn't if I were you, and your silence here has been the first sign of anything approaching due moral seriousness about what has happened, but maybe you have some miraculous explanation that would explain some fraction of how the FUCK you saw fit to do this.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilMx7HemfAdl9Kp6aG"},{"timestamp":1782458779,"iso":"2026-06-26T08:26:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way, you said that Oli and I had \"some sort of dysfunctional relationship\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNBfOMWfAtKEYVYsC"},{"timestamp":1782458797,"iso":"2026-06-26T08:26:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The word for that is \"love\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNBgUE2fAtLKezPto"},{"timestamp":1782458840,"iso":"2026-06-26T08:27:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's the thing Oli snuck out of the house for, the thing he actually wanted while you were presumably advising him on how to pursue \"safety\" or \"security\" or some other euphemism for money","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNBi8G2fAtNyaxO5b"},{"timestamp":1782459121,"iso":"2026-06-26T08:32:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you want?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNB0GZmfAte738Clx"},{"timestamp":1782465776,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:22:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNIKVWmfAz1HYv8iC","attachments":["static/photos/2202420300612161.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782466025,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:27:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, no, that makes it sound a bit like \"Oli, in truth or untruth\" or \"I want to own him\" or whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNIZhi2fA0EXyt087"},{"timestamp":1782466073,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:27:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't really have a clean answer - I want to live in a world where none of this could have happened","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNIcbamfA0HRkjfJY"},{"timestamp":1782466079,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:27:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'll think about my answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNIc062fA0HrLoAVg"},{"timestamp":1782466158,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:29:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually I know what I want: I want to know, first, what you mean by the question and in what spirit and with what purpose you are asking it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNIhlx2fA0MbYG54E"},{"timestamp":1782466270,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:31:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re harassing me, you’re totally wrong about Cherney","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNIocmmfA0TR0Ia07"},{"timestamp":1782466278,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:31:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And now I’m subject to your abuse","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNIo8DGfA0TxWe82J"},{"timestamp":1782466382,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:33:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't be bothered to take that seriously, but if I suppose you're genuinely asking from an open frame of mind: I would like to know what Cherny and his family are being told, and I would like you to tell them the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNIvUPGfA0aKWwIRi"},{"timestamp":1782466508,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:35:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have no idea","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNI2_gmfA0h08bAdW"},{"timestamp":1782466520,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:35:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oli tells me they’re not together and I believe him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNI3vQGfA0ikvULUn"},{"timestamp":1782466665,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:37:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you're going to reply to me like that, Damien, please don't reply, and I'll see you in court and in my book","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJAlpWfA0rb4LhHL"},{"timestamp":1782466775,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:39:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re hardened against me? And are too ill to seee the truth.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJHRm2fA0yGuQtTJ"},{"timestamp":1782466790,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:39:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve agreed to see you In London when I’m back","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJIMy2fA0zBlGgxR"},{"timestamp":1782466797,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:39:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That offer still stands","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJIl6GfA0zbSri60"},{"timestamp":1782466802,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:40:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hope you’re feeling better","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJI7AmfA0zwW5bCm"},{"timestamp":1782466905,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:41:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Remember you were wrong about the whole Freddie thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJPO6WfA06CNeeO6"},{"timestamp":1782467095,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:44:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, what do you mean by 'wrong'? You mean that Oli lied to me and impersonated him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJa0TGfA1FqVvq6J"},{"timestamp":1782467110,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:45:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But didn’t did he?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJbtlGfA1Gi-1ObT"},{"timestamp":1782467126,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:45:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, I am now nearly certain he did - why do you say he didn't?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJcuAmfA1His2T7W"},{"timestamp":1782467141,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:45:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look forward to asking him that on the stand","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJdoQGfA1IeLIJLO"},{"timestamp":1782467145,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:45:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or to my lawyer asking him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJd4BGfA1ItrEu_6"},{"timestamp":1782467160,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:46:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because you put Freddie in the group chat?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJexn2fA1JnDz7le"},{"timestamp":1782467194,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:46:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, that was the real Freddie, his Facebook account, haha - that was a mistake to add him - that is distinct from the person who contacted me on Twitter and Telegram, who was Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJg3-WfA1Ls1RFyf"},{"timestamp":1782467223,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:47:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli took his likeness and name - adopted his person, if you will - to talk to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJins2fA1NdmQWkG"},{"timestamp":1782467237,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:47:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"'Catfishing' I think is the fashionable term","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJjem2fA1OUJryGr"},{"timestamp":1782467276,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:47:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"All of those thousands and thousands of messages were Oli?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJl15WfA1QqRBxQP"},{"timestamp":1782467334,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:48:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, I am fairly certain they were - I don't know why that's terribly surprising, and we've exchanged thousands and thousands more since Freddie stopped existing - I looked into it briefly and his phone number was a burner phone and I found other stuff that I will leave till court, but anyway, this is a distraction for now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJpZF2fA1UNyomgg"},{"timestamp":1782467357,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:49:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know that you are lying to me about what you know and knew about Cherny and I would like you to tell me now rather than later","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJqzr2fA1Vpc3XpS"},{"timestamp":1782467386,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:49:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is going to come out in court, I warn you, whether or not you decide to lie there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJsmbWfA1Xap4axw"},{"timestamp":1782467392,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:49:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Terribly surprising? It’s terribly surprising because it batshit insane.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJs8f2fA1Xx-Q6Mo","replyText":"Yes, I am fairly certain they were - I don't know why that's terribly surprising, and we've exchanged thousands and thousands more since Freddie stopped existing - I looked into it briefly and his phone number was a burner phone and I found other stuff that I will leave till court, but anyway, this is a distraction for now","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJpZF2fA1UNyomgg"},{"timestamp":1782467397,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:49:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Obviously I advise not lying there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJtQGGfA1YFyVmAo"},{"timestamp":1782467426,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:50:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol you can do a lie detector","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJu_AmfA1Z0b6LeB","replyText":"I know that you are lying to me about what you know and knew about Cherny and I would like you to tell me now rather than later","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJqzr2fA1Vpc3XpS"},{"timestamp":1782467430,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:50:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe it's useful to have you on the record lying a bit more now, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJvPWGfA1aFCCdeg"},{"timestamp":1782467436,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:50:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So go on for a bit if you want","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJvm52fA1ac2q9QP"},{"timestamp":1782467436,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:50:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But even then you won’t believe me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJvpomfA1afIPk55"},{"timestamp":1782467456,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:50:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There is no such thing as a 'lie detector'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJw03WfA1bqpwJMt"},{"timestamp":1782467473,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:51:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There are polygraph machines that measure stress, but the better lie detector is the threat of prosecution for perjury","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJx6CmfA1cwDPyBn"},{"timestamp":1782467491,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:51:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Those machines?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJy86WfA1dyp41Az"},{"timestamp":1782467492,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:51:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And if that doesn't work, I can ask Oli what he said to you, or I can ask that your messages be read by court order","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJzAsWfA1d2khYz9"},{"timestamp":1782467513,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:51:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If that would make you happy Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ0V0mfA1fLi5s5d"},{"timestamp":1782467530,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:52:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don't talk to me like that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ1VU2fA1gK7-Ktq","replyText":"If that would make you happy Sam","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ0V0mfA1fLi5s5d"},{"timestamp":1782467539,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:52:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I am sorry you’re going through this, but it has absolutely nothing to do with me!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ17l2fA1gxUfHn-"},{"timestamp":1782467540,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:52:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And tell the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ19NWfA1gzOybzL"},{"timestamp":1782467545,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:52:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This has gone on long enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ2SW2fA1hISrDDn"},{"timestamp":1782467552,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:52:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm tired and bored now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ2sa2fA1hiQtK0z"},{"timestamp":1782467563,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:52:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will give you some time and reply when I've gathered my energy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ3WUWfA1iMH86l-"},{"timestamp":1782467585,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:53:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry is is the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ4uemfA1jkLtGgH"},{"timestamp":1782467596,"iso":"2026-06-26T10:53:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What would I get out of lying?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNJ5ZEmfA1kOyMbhY"},{"timestamp":1782468128,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:02:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re more adamant than a flat earther","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKZ4ZmfA2EuIuGSu"},{"timestamp":1782468164,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:02:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"you’ve known me for so long how do you I’d lie so much","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKcCaGfA2G4IipaV"},{"timestamp":1782468180,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:03:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually, even if you're adopting this posture, there are some questions it is still useful to ask you and to have your answer on the record - first among them, what did you know about the house on Upper Mall, and who lived there? Did you know that Oli lived there with Cherny's family?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKdBVWfA2H29v6GP"},{"timestamp":1782468234,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:03:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just hoped into a taxi and went to an after party","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKgVyWfA2LLiXYhV"},{"timestamp":1782468322,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:05:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On Upper Mall, in Hammersmith, not Edwardes Square","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKlr9WfA2Qh2dpzN"},{"timestamp":1782468346,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:05:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They moved there last August or thereabouts, so they'd have been in Edwardes Sq last April","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKnLTGfA2SBFj_BK"},{"timestamp":1782468358,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:05:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You expect me to remember the addresses.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKn4nGfA2SuU4rTX"},{"timestamp":1782468367,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:06:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I don't, I'm just clarifying my question","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKocU2fA2TRf_1sc"},{"timestamp":1782468451,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:07:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you even sure “they” moved there? I thought he moved there with someone called Oliver. I really don’t know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKtkSWfA2YaBd3qv"},{"timestamp":1782468509,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:08:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought so too, but the CPS report describes him as living there with Cherny's family, and part of their criticism of me (well, I say 'criticism', I mean prosecution) is based on the idea that I should have known that Cherny's family lived there and that I was therefore turning up at a family home and ringing the bell repeatedly (ok, very repeatedly) at 10pm","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNKxILGfA2b9zElm2"},{"timestamp":1782468584,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:09:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was never told *anything* about Cherny's family living there, I was also told the Oliver Riannon + Sam Cherny version (and on one occasion on January 17th he mentioned a fourth housemate called Chris, though he never appeared again), so I am keen for you to clarify what you were told or knew, because it goes to my state of mind and what I could possibly have known","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNK1qc2fA2gfcKKuf"},{"timestamp":1782468609,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:10:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume you also were never told, or at any rate are representing to me that you were never told, that Sam Cherny was Oliver's \"new partner\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNK3NfGfA2iDEwsYI"},{"timestamp":1782468656,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:10:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I assume you acknowledge that I have been Oliver's \"partner\", and therefore that if Sam Cherny is indeed Oliver's \"partner\" also, then there is good reason for me to want to go there and to talk to him about what has been going on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNK6GrmfA2k8kvlFa"},{"timestamp":1782468770,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:12:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be clear, I assume you acknowledge that I have been Oliver's partner, unarguably, until about April 17th/18th, after I visited, and that even after that first visit, which marked the end of our group chats / relationship arguments of the previous week that included you as a silent-ish member, he still passed messages through you to me that indicated that he wasn't telling me he never wanted to see me again, and that he just didn't want any more group chats","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLBCRWfA2r37zaf3"},{"timestamp":1782468789,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:13:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact, that is one supremely helpful thing you could do, if you are being honest, is to tell me his exact words","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLCMM2fA2tCOnw6h"},{"timestamp":1782468818,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:13:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in those messages he sent to you in early May, around May 8-9 or something like that, let me grab the exact dates","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLD_o2fA2u1eGlkR"},{"timestamp":1782468885,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:14:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May 9th, I'm pretty sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLIE72fA2y6uiwTU"},{"timestamp":1782469008,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:16:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well you have all those gushy phone calls, and countless messages, so I think it’s fair to say.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLPjImfA26Yh6P7Q","replyText":"To be clear, I assume you acknowledge that I have been Oliver's partner, unarguably, until about April 17th/18th, after I visited, and that even after that first visit, which marked the end of our group chats / relationship arguments of the previous week that included you as a silent-ish member, he still passed messages through you to me that indicated that he wasn't telling me he never wanted to see me again, and that he just didn't want any more group chats","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLBCRWfA2r37zaf3","reactions":["👍"]},{"timestamp":1782469068,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:17:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, fair enough, that's a fair answer, that's all I really wanted - no need to get into the exact semantics of 'partner'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLTQsmfA2-Guo9Vg"},{"timestamp":1782469249,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:20:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, that's a point: I assume you are friends with Oli on Facebook and Instagram? Is there anything on his accounts, e.g. a Facebook relationship status, that marks him as being in a relationship with Sam Cherny? Thinking it through, if he were clever, the thing to do would probably be to mark himself as 'in a relationship', or at least definitely not 'single', and to not say with whom. But I dunno, maybe he's stuck with 'single' and justified it as 'historical, don't want to declare because [xyz reasons]'. I dunno. I just want to get this on the record now in case it turns out he has Cherny on there and I am faulted for not seeing it, and it is made out to have been public all along. (I don't have him on Facebook and he refused to add me even when we were meeting and loving and so forth.)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLeRu2fA3JHlXy7J"},{"timestamp":1782469318,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:21:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, just to bump this, it would be good to know what *exactly* he said to you on May 9th, because it goes to his allegation of stalking.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLigNGfA3NVX8uum","replyText":"May 9th, I'm pretty sure","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLIE72fA2y6uiwTU"},{"timestamp":1782469449,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:24:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No there’s nothing on his FB!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLqfT2fA3VUsSwQF","replyText":"Oh, that's a point: I assume you are friends with Oli on Facebook and Instagram? Is there anything on his accounts, e.g. a Facebook relationship status, that marks him as being in a relationship with Sam Cherny? Thinking it through, if he were clever, the thing to do would probably be to mark himself as 'in a relationship', or at least definitely not 'single', and to not say with whom. But I dunno, maybe he's stuck with 'single' and justified it as 'historical, don't want to declare because [xyz reasons]'. I dunno. I just want to get this on the record now in case it turns out he has Cherny on there and I am faulted for not seeing it, and it is made out to have been public all along. (I don't have him on Facebook and he refused to add me even when we were meeting and loving and so forth.)","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLeRu2fA3JHlXy7J","reactions":["🙏"]},{"timestamp":1782469461,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:24:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, can I clarify what you mean by 'you have'? There is something vaguely suspicious-feeling about those words. You spoke to Oli at the time and knew we were actively involved, didn't you? It's not just me showing you documents now. You messaged me about it before I told you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLrMYGfA3WBpzqq5","replyText":"Well you have all those gushy phone calls, and countless messages, so I think it’s fair to say.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLPjImfA26Yh6P7Q"},{"timestamp":1782469464,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:24:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He refused to have you on Facebook?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLrY_mfA3WOYx_C0","replyText":"Oh, that's a point: I assume you are friends with Oli on Facebook and Instagram? Is there anything on his accounts, e.g. a Facebook relationship status, that marks him as being in a relationship with Sam Cherny? Thinking it through, if he were clever, the thing to do would probably be to mark himself as 'in a relationship', or at least definitely not 'single', and to not say with whom. But I dunno, maybe he's stuck with 'single' and justified it as 'historical, don't want to declare because [xyz reasons]'. I dunno. I just want to get this on the record now in case it turns out he has Cherny on there and I am faulted for not seeing it, and it is made out to have been public all along. (I don't have him on Facebook and he refused to add me even when we were meeting and loving and so forth.)","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLeRu2fA3JHlXy7J"},{"timestamp":1782469480,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:24:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s very weird","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLsZrGfA3XPDPFBk","replyText":"He refused to have you on Facebook?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLrY_mfA3WOYx_C0"},{"timestamp":1782469506,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:25:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, see this argument here, where I suspected exactly this was happening except I suspected Oliver Riannon rather than Sam Cherny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0htWnB1A1k","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLt9DWfA3Yjdwn0E"},{"timestamp":1782469570,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:26:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did he say to you exactly on Saturday May 9th? You said you spoke to him and you relayed to me the message that he was not 'ending things' but just wanted me to stop messaging others in group chats - what were his exact words and exact messages, if you would?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLx5p2fA3cscKt0H"},{"timestamp":1782469774,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:29:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also Oli should recall that he sent this email on Feb 22nd (this is the email to retract the order that he was threatening to send at the end of the YouTube video I just sent, to get out of that argument - he sent it and then retracted it half an hour later):","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNL-UV2fA3pGWFPfC"},{"timestamp":1782469780,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:29:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNL-tS2fA3pP8SJdj","attachments":["static/photos/996970629621954.png"]},{"timestamp":1782469891,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:31:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have that email with DKIM signature headers indicating, absolutely and unarguably, that he sent it, or at the very least that it was accepted by Gmail's servers as having been sent from his account at that exact time validly - so that closes the argument of \"Sam fabricated the evidence of our recent relationship\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMFfn2fA3wUP7Yvk"},{"timestamp":1782469932,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:32:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is not like video or audio where one can fake it - a valid DKIM signed header is proof that I could not fake even with all the computing power in the universe for thousands of years","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMH-i2fA3yzWZva2"},{"timestamp":1782469944,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:32:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'd have to have Google's private DKIM key, which is getting into absurd territory","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMIsemfA3ziIED1B"},{"timestamp":1782469977,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:32:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So any such argument will not be taken seriously by a court, just to be absolutely clear","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMKvEGfA31k7fGyI"},{"timestamp":1782470041,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:34:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That sounds horrible. That should have been a red flag! I understand he compartmentalizes lots, did you want him on FB, to do the ‘ in a relationship with’ I’ve been him a long time and I know he doesn’t like that sort of thing. He’s never did with his other relationships!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMOo2mfA35d7-w4S","replyText":"Yeah, see this argument here, where I suspected exactly this was happening except I suspected Oliver Riannon rather than Sam Cherny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0htWnB1A1k","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNLt9DWfA3Yjdwn0E"},{"timestamp":1782470054,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:34:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMPaNmfA36B00-ZG","attachments":["static/photos/2001764383764222.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782470068,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:34:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But on May 9th what did he say?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMQPe2fA37EHFziL"},{"timestamp":1782470069,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:34:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"My messages only go so far","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMQVHGfA37KiRI71"},{"timestamp":1782470082,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:34:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On Facebook?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMRGDGfA37729-ym"},{"timestamp":1782470103,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:35:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We don’t use fb.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMSY2WfA39ORBOEK","replyText":"On Facebook?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMRGDGfA37729-ym"},{"timestamp":1782470135,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:35:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So you're saying you messaged him on Instagram when you messaged him that day?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMUWxWfA3_MjlTsI"},{"timestamp":1782470135,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:35:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it was something like he wanted space. I honestly can’t remember.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMUYcWfA3_N20cZI"},{"timestamp":1782470155,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:35:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why exactly would you have ceased to have those messages?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMVmOmfA4Ab-NPTU"},{"timestamp":1782470177,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:36:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What you said to me was that *it wasn't over and he didn't want no further contact ever but* he wanted me to stop talking to others","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMW8aWfA4ByHSYUx"},{"timestamp":1782470181,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:36:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or wanted space or whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMXI12fA4B-y2--P"},{"timestamp":1782470184,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:36:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The difference is quite crucial","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMXXP2fA4CM-6OI_"},{"timestamp":1782470201,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:36:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I often delete messages! These chats don’t go too far back!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMYZpGfA4DPIDLyX"},{"timestamp":1782470225,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:37:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why do you delete messages? You didn't delete your messages with me about Cherny around that time - you sent them the other night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMZ3uWfA4EtrrapD"},{"timestamp":1782470238,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:37:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I find it strange to say the very least if you have deleted the conversation you had with Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMaqBGfA4Ff9X0bB"},{"timestamp":1782470246,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:37:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And deleted it on May 27th-28th specifically","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMbGmmfA4F7Qao5J"},{"timestamp":1782470249,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:37:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just after I was arrested at his house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMbV0GfA4GLmO14N"},{"timestamp":1782470257,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:37:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And when Oli was making these statements","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMbyomfA4GnW2s2e"},{"timestamp":1782470291,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:38:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It looks like you deleted the conversation in the early hours of that morning","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMd5jWfA4IvY2fnB"},{"timestamp":1782470302,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:38:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry I can’t remember, but the group chats caused the most of the problem","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMejG2fA4JYkKIpr"},{"timestamp":1782470315,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:38:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you recall him saying that he did not want no further contact?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMfWTWfA4KL4ymu3"},{"timestamp":1782470330,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:38:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Those were on Facebook messenger, I mostly use Instagram","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMgSb2fA4LH3XXaq","replyText":"Why do you delete messages? You didn't delete your messages with me about Cherny around that time - you sent them the other night","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMZ3uWfA4EtrrapD"},{"timestamp":1782470343,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:39:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, would you be willing, if there is a means, to ask about recovering those messages from Instagram's servers, if they have them, which there is a good chance they might?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMhCtGfA4L4NukFV"},{"timestamp":1782470348,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:39:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would you agree to that if I proposed it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMhXT2fA4MMqouj0"},{"timestamp":1782470372,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:39:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMi1lGfA4NkdOzIC","attachments":["static/photos/1540617864378265.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782470382,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:39:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You see no one messages me on Facebook haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMjb92fA4ORYWDXT"},{"timestamp":1782470398,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:39:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What would it prove?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMkZemfA4PO-dGPQ","replyText":"Also, would you be willing, if there is a means, to ask about recovering those messages from Instagram's servers, if they have them, which there is a good chance they might?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMhCtGfA4L4NukFV"},{"timestamp":1782470412,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:40:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, we would see, wouldn't we? haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMlQ6mfA4QF0_uVt"},{"timestamp":1782470415,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:40:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That would be the point","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMlcOmfA4QSFIjsj"},{"timestamp":1782470426,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:40:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I knew what it would prove, there would be no need to look","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMmHq2fA4Q88pcE7"},{"timestamp":1782470444,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:40:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It would prove what he said to you that day","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMnOL2fA4SDpMYuM"},{"timestamp":1782470489,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:41:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would you agree to that? I'd be happy to have it looked at by the judge and not me personally, in such a way that I wouldn't end up - and nobody else would end up - being able to generally browse through your discussions with him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMp91mfA4Uztpke6"},{"timestamp":1782470520,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:42:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Say, a request to Meta for any messages held by them between your account and Oli's, on May 9th specifically and only","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMr3DGfA4Ws_wNVm"},{"timestamp":1782470561,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:42:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But what would it really achieve? Is it helpful in the stalking allegations?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMuWVWfA4ZLtXTOr"},{"timestamp":1782470590,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:43:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, very, because he needs to have steadfastly said that he wants no contact with me, is done with me, wants me to go away, etc, as one would if someone were a stalker","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMwGxGfA4a71Dc3Z"},{"timestamp":1782470596,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:43:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What you told me was rather different from that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMweGGfA4bTemA4u"},{"timestamp":1782470602,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:43:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you're now telling me you deleted the messages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMw2SGfA4bsHdmSo"},{"timestamp":1782470626,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:43:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If Oli turns out to have deleted them too, then I think the court will probably just go with what you said to me, which is functionally exonerating","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNMyTpmfA4dIufHlB"},{"timestamp":1782470673,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:44:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can request the messages?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNM1Nh2fA4gCzqrAk"},{"timestamp":1782470681,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:44:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because none of this really radiates transparency or honesty from the people involved - no offence, plausibly your deleting them MIGHT have been coincidental, but if Oli has too, I think the court would be fairly justified in saying \"right, we go with how Damien presented it to Sam, because the principle of charity is not warranted here\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNM1ry2fA4gh0LOG1"},{"timestamp":1782470690,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:44:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't honestly know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNM2Nj2fA4hA1Iag8","replyText":"I can request the messages?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNM1Nh2fA4gCzqrAk"},{"timestamp":1782470691,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:44:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me check","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNM2Rx2fA4hHs_szK"},{"timestamp":1782470740,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:45:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At a software engineering level I think it's very unlikely that they would be truly and wholly deleted from Facebook's systems, because that is generally not modern Kleppmann-compliant software engineering (the only exception being GDPR which sometimes compels true deletion under certain circumstances)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNM5Q7WfA4kGgr1Lw"},{"timestamp":1782470877,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:47:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah it seems very much like they do not entirely delete it: https://help.instagram.com/181231772500920","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNBqymfA4sVfNBoI"},{"timestamp":1782470891,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:48:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Note: It may take up to 30 days for us to email you an export link. Some information that you have deleted may be stored temporarily for safety and security purposes, but will not appear when you access or download your information.\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNChGWfA4tW7tL3w"},{"timestamp":1782470956,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:49:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is somewhat reassuring","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNGfF2fA4xUfuMi8","replyText":"I was never told *anything* about Cherny's family living there, I was also told the Oliver Riannon + Sam Cherny version (and on one occasion on January 17th he mentioned a fourth housemate called Chris, though he never appeared again), so I am keen for you to clarify what you were told or knew, because it goes to my state of mind and what I could possibly have known","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNK1qc2fA2gfcKKuf"},{"timestamp":1782470988,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:49:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is their section about serving information in response to court orders - basically the answer is broadly what I said above: https://help.instagram.com/494561080557017","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNIciGfA4zH9TZ_H"},{"timestamp":1782471011,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:50:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So that is reassuring","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNJzeWfA40pWg1ZB"},{"timestamp":1782471025,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:50:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will see what I can do through my lawyer in the coming days and weeks, since this is time-sensitive","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNKr-2fA41iCFmFH","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1782471036,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:50:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNLUgAAAAAAAAAPW"},{"timestamp":1782471047,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:50:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But anyway, yes, so it's deleted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNMB1mfA423ePIw4"},{"timestamp":1782471054,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:50:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you remember why you deleted that chat that day?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNMeRGfA43ULdO-z"},{"timestamp":1782471067,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:51:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you remember what you spoke about the previous night or early that morning?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNNRGGfA44G96E7I"},{"timestamp":1782471082,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:51:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNOLRmfA45A5-FWR"},{"timestamp":1782471106,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:51:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not really, I often don’t like having unpleasant chats, so I delete them.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNPmnGfA46b_rRUN"},{"timestamp":1782471110,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:51:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Will I likely find that Oli no longer has that night's messages either?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNP4OmfA46uKWqb2"},{"timestamp":1782471122,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:52:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What unpleasant chat had you had that night?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNQkqmfA47aCkhgj","replyText":"Not really, I often don’t like having unpleasant chats, so I delete them.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNPmnGfA46b_rRUN"},{"timestamp":1782471213,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:53:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If Oli no longer has that night's messages either - if he has deleted his messages with you either that night or at some later point, would you agree that that is not a great look, and warrants some suspicion?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNWJWGfA5A_ZU4Lf"},{"timestamp":1782471310,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:55:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t imagine Oli deleting the messages, as I said it’s just something I do routinely. I’ll retrieve the messages, and have a look, I’m curious myself now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNcD82fA5G5Qmjsg"},{"timestamp":1782471349,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:55:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wait, sorry, what do you mean by you'll retrieve them? I'm not sure you can do so yourself, but you could try - the export feature is here: https://accountscenter.instagram.com/info_and_permissions/dyi/","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNeb2GfA5JGQvUC4"},{"timestamp":1782471428,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:57:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just select 'Messages' and deselect everything else, and select the last 3 months maybe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNjSuGfA5OIPqjnM"},{"timestamp":1782471431,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:57:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm not asking you to send me all those, or even to send me any, but it's good to cast the net at least a tiny bit wider than an exact day because it sometimes glitches otherwise and doesn't return that exact day's messages, I don't know why, probably something like off-by-one errors or timezone weirdness or god knows what","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNjbzmfA5ORmta-d"},{"timestamp":1782471441,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:57:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At least probably select two extra days in either direction, to be safe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNkFRGfA5O7YDQc0"},{"timestamp":1782471479,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:57:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But it sounds like it probably won't work and that it will require a court order and an engineer at Meta dredging them up from an audit log or equivalent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNmZCGfA5RO8KzTH"},{"timestamp":1782471576,"iso":"2026-06-26T11:59:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you recall what you had discussed that night - what that 'unpleasant chat' was that led you to delete the conversation? Is it fair to suppose, if you were talking to Oli that night, and given that he had only a few hours earlier called the police and had me arrested and given a statement and so forth, and given that at 12 noon the following day he gave another statement, that *probably* that ongoing matter was the subject of at least some of your conversation in the early hours of that morning?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNsTlGfA5XJoRJ4z"},{"timestamp":1782471625,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:00:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you see that it is *really* not a terribly good look that you seem to have tried to delete all the records of your conversation at around 6am that morning?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNvRimfA5aHdrGn4"},{"timestamp":1782471664,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:01:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You haven't done it 'routinely' since then - it is now a month later","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNxq6GfA5cgeg1Rl","replyText":"I can’t imagine Oli deleting the messages, as I said it’s just something I do routinely. I’ll retrieve the messages, and have a look, I’m curious myself now","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNcD82fA5G5Qmjsg"},{"timestamp":1782471680,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:01:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you didn't do it with my somewhat upsetting chat on Facebook","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNyppGfA5dflAbbi"},{"timestamp":1782471693,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:01:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And one can see how many other chats you did it with","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNzbK2fA5eQ80k09"},{"timestamp":1782471693,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:01:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well it was probably around midday here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNzecmfA5eTqxrga","replyText":"Do you see that it is *really* not a terribly good look that you seem to have tried to delete all the records of your conversation at around 6am that morning?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNvRimfA5aHdrGn4"},{"timestamp":1782471713,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:01:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you remember what you were discussing before then that was so unpleasant that you deleted the conversation?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN0rkGfA5fhnhaGQ"},{"timestamp":1782471728,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:02:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really can’t remember","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN1lyWfA5gaxYuEc","replyText":"Do you recall what you had discussed that night - what that 'unpleasant chat' was that led you to delete the conversation? Is it fair to suppose, if you were talking to Oli that night, and given that he had only a few hours earlier called the police and had me arrested and given a statement and so forth, and given that at 12 noon the following day he gave another statement, that *probably* that ongoing matter was the subject of at least some of your conversation in the early hours of that morning?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNsTlGfA5XJoRJ4z"},{"timestamp":1782471733,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:02:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am I right to imagine that *probably* my visit and arrest etc played some part in your conversation with Oli that night?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN15tmfA5gv2awu8"},{"timestamp":1782471745,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:02:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You would remember that, right? You'd remember when you heard about it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN2mZWfA5hcgTwoW"},{"timestamp":1782471759,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:02:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is the 9th of May particularly significant date?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN3gCmfA5iVGLZ4v"},{"timestamp":1782471769,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:02:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN4E_GfA5i5vxo_-","replyText":"You would remember that, right? You'd remember when you heard about it","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN2mZWfA5hcgTwoW"},{"timestamp":1782471773,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:02:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm asking about the night of the 27th of May, and early morning on the 28th","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN4T0GfA5jJxKllm"},{"timestamp":1782471777,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:02:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When you deleted the conversation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN4kNGfA5jaXRPev"},{"timestamp":1782471784,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:03:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could you be a bit more specific, Damien? Come on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN4-iWfA5jzmf66V","replyText":"Maybe","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN4E_GfA5i5vxo_-"},{"timestamp":1782471785,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:03:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t use Facebook so I don’t do it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN5EFmfA5j5Pl6K2","replyText":"And one can see how many other chats you did it with","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNNzbK2fA5eQ80k09"},{"timestamp":1782471804,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:03:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This doesn't make me feel you're being honest with me, with all respect","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN6N6WfA5lD1RNCo"},{"timestamp":1782471831,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:03:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You're telling me you have no memory at all of whether you discussed my visit and arrest etc or whether you did not, a month ago, when you had this 'unpleasant chat' and then deleted your Instagram conversation?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN73D2fA5msjI_IV"},{"timestamp":1782471835,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:03:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Im trying to get the chat now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN8H1GfA5m9AXJjk"},{"timestamp":1782471853,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:04:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But do you have a *memory* of the conversation? (You won't be able to get it through the export tool)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN9OiWfA5oEedJXt"},{"timestamp":1782471864,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:04:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Surely you can remember that? Whether you discussed that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN96dWfA5owjWw2T"},{"timestamp":1782471878,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:04:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just after Oli had made his report, and about six hours before he made a second report the next day at noon","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN-tdmfA5pjn3mPR"},{"timestamp":1782471885,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:04:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you discuss the second report and what he should report?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN_KxmfA5qAqA9kF"},{"timestamp":1782471892,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:04:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just as curious as you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN_lsGfA5qa2fksJ"},{"timestamp":1782471902,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:05:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you discuss the subject? I find it hard to believe that you have such complete amnesia about a conversation that took place one month ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOAPFmfA5rEkm5EM"},{"timestamp":1782471925,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:05:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, consult your brain, in which memories are stored, then","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOBn4mfA5sdoJFUc","replyText":"I’m just as curious as you.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNN_lsGfA5qa2fksJ"},{"timestamp":1782471969,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:06:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please don't give me this amnesiac routine and expect me to take it seriously, because I don't, and we both know what's going on here, Damien, and I *will* get to the truth of the matter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOESlGfA5vIVY8jD"},{"timestamp":1782472089,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:08:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yess I remember he had made the police report!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOLmlWfA52brwySr"},{"timestamp":1782472097,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:08:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOMFHWfA52slZ4L8","attachments":["static/photos/978057041932752.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782472098,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:08:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Brilliant! What did you discuss about it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOMI1GfA52-Y_a65"},{"timestamp":1782472110,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:08:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What was so unpleasant that you had to delete the chat?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOM7QmfA53xFHM10"},{"timestamp":1782472122,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:08:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"People usually remember unpleasant memories quite well (contrary to Tumblr trauma theory)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNONoKmfA54eGPTdl"},{"timestamp":1782472140,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:09:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I remember because you were messaging me when I was visiting this volcanos at sunrise.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOOwI2fA55lSDYoQ"},{"timestamp":1782472171,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:09:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, I recall that about May 9th-10th","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOQn4mfA57dqZQET"},{"timestamp":1782472178,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:09:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I'm asking about May 27th-28th","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNORDRGfA575C-ZIc"},{"timestamp":1782472189,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:09:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I deleted the chat, because I just thought the whole thing was horrible. It is horrible.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNORttWfA58i3AlOB"},{"timestamp":1782472197,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:09:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you discuss about my visit, my arrest, and all that surrounding stuff?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOSNwmfA59DlXiF3"},{"timestamp":1782472204,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:10:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please just be honest, Damien, because I will find out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOSod2fA59eIFeuA"},{"timestamp":1782472222,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:10:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I need to go in a moment, but I will get to the bottom of this and I would really recommend and also be slightly grateful if you'd at least be honest now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOTuUWfA5-kSwVGX"},{"timestamp":1782472222,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:10:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Your visit?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOTvJGfA5-kMjjBE","replyText":"What did you discuss about my visit, my arrest, and all that surrounding stuff?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOSNwmfA59DlXiF3"},{"timestamp":1782472227,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:10:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It will come out, all of this stuff","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOUB5GfA5-3120HC"},{"timestamp":1782472244,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:10:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please take some time to think and come back to me with answers about this stuff, if you would","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOVFO2fA5_67697R"},{"timestamp":1782472247,"iso":"2026-06-26T12:10:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll try to retrieve the chats but I don’t think anything good will be there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNOVR0mfA6AG4SBn4"},{"timestamp":1782476215,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:16:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'd be very grateful if you could go to this page: https://accountscenter.instagram.com/info_and_permissions/dyi/ and download \"Security and login information\", \"Technical information and login activity\", \"Login and profile creation\", \"Device information\", \"Other activity\", and \"Policy updates and permissions\" for the last 3 months and send me the resulting ZIP file - it won't send me any of your messages or anything private, but it will show what chats you have deleted and when, which will be useful in understanding how unusual it is that you deleted that particular chat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNSHdHGfA9yMklMH5"},{"timestamp":1782477211,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:33:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For what it's worth, there is nothing that you can do now that is going to change this or other data that bear on this, and I would again implore you to please start telling the truth, for your own sake","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNTEQDGfA-vGU5DuC","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1782478058,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:47:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just recording that you have been online several times since I've sent these messages and don't seem immediately prepared to share these logs, which don't contain anything personal","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNT36hWfA_iwbMa9R"},{"timestamp":1782478058,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:47:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNT39KGfA_iwdQdQw","attachments":["static/photos/1526646209160503.png"]},{"timestamp":1782478091,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:48:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, they don't contain any message contents or anything other than metadata about when you logged in and out, when you did stuff like creating or deleting conversations, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNT59pmfA_kz2iVpU"},{"timestamp":1782478160,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:49:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m on the phone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNT-JE2fA_o-XEZ6-"},{"timestamp":1782478171,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:49:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is it the case that you customarily deleted your conversations, as you said earlier, or was that not the case? We will find out, even if you don't help me yourself and even if you delete your account","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNT-2t2fA_psUeg3K"},{"timestamp":1782478211,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:50:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I said I was look\nDidn’t I?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUBRJmfA_sFWIZEN"},{"timestamp":1782478248,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:50:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s months to go, a few hours till I get round to it won’t make much difference","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUDiSWfA_uXeJ3za"},{"timestamp":1782478285,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:51:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUFy2wAAAAAAAAOy"},{"timestamp":1782478301,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:51:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries, Damien, you take your time, but I will get the correct information if you give me altered information","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUGy6WfA_xpC0NXY"},{"timestamp":1782478321,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:52:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There is no running from this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUH9aGfA_yyfLYlP"},{"timestamp":1782478351,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:52:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I advise you draw a line now and help rather than try to further obstruct justice and collude further in my wrongful prosecution","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUJzsWfA_0pFTlL0"},{"timestamp":1782478395,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:53:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I will come after you, *through proper and legal means*, for whatever you do here to try to delete information, alter records you give to me, and so forth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUMhdGfA_3XuLqv9"},{"timestamp":1782478489,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:54:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Altered what?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUSPUWfA_9EIWZ5I","replyText":"No worries, Damien, you take your time, but I will get the correct information if you give me altered information","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUGy6WfA_xpC0NXY"},{"timestamp":1782478509,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:55:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The audit log data that I am asking you for and that you are telling me will take 'a few hours'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUTfDWfA_-VOmOzm"},{"timestamp":1782478518,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:55:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Meanwhile you are free enough to conduct this argument, apparently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUUBMGfA_-3dwNEW"},{"timestamp":1782478527,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:55:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUUlkGfA__bjBu9D"},{"timestamp":1782478529,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:55:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do not think I cannot detect obvious bullshit, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUUr6GfA__iNQVrd"},{"timestamp":1782478540,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:55:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUVXrWfBAANzShMj","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1782478548,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:55:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t work for you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUV1H2fBAAqQMJNx"},{"timestamp":1782478548,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:55:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't talk on the phone now but let me get back to my flat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUV1WGfBAArF61w2"},{"timestamp":1782478551,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:55:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One sec","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUWAaGfBAA2xMV-y"},{"timestamp":1782478557,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:55:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m doing other things","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUWZcmfBABNr5jKr"},{"timestamp":1782478565,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:56:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nIn the bath","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUW2o2fBABnRF7Pl"},{"timestamp":1782478577,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:56:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re getting ready to record the call I don’t care either way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUXpHGfBACdVsJqt"},{"timestamp":1782478579,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:56:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, you don't work for me, but you lie about me and I am being prosecuted for it, and you are now blatantly trying to cover up and delete what has happened","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUXwSmfBACmXAXUA"},{"timestamp":1782478583,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:56:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I'm at a cafe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUYAtGfBAC3B8ReJ"},{"timestamp":1782478585,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:56:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"one sec","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUYEq2fBAC6-egJw"},{"timestamp":1782478597,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:56:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What lie have I said?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUY06GfBADp38VCG","replyText":"No, you don't work for me, but you lie about me and I am being prosecuted for it, and you are now blatantly trying to cover up and delete what has happened","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUXwSmfBACmXAXUA"},{"timestamp":1782478599,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:56:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUY7WGfBADrYmwlY","attachments":["static/photos/860058433839627.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782478605,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:56:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Cover what up?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUZUsWfBAEIP5yzw"},{"timestamp":1782478619,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:56:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUaL02fBAEuSCTgB","attachments":["static/photos/2236193590471576.png"]},{"timestamp":1782478620,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:57:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Give me five minutes to get home and I will call you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUaO8mfBAFFOrJlR"},{"timestamp":1782478626,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:57:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t work for Oli either","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUalYmfBAFajFYD6"},{"timestamp":1782478648,"iso":"2026-06-26T13:57:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well I won’t send you a photo of me in the bath ahha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUb7DGfBAGwL7Bu8","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUY7WGfBADrYmwlY","reactions":["😂"]},{"timestamp":1782478966,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:02:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is Facetime Audio ok? I can record that, and to be perfectly frank I would quite like to record whatever is said, because I have been fucked over too many times in this whole sorry affair by people denying stuff they have said over deniable channels","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUvWOmfBAaMRm_R2"},{"timestamp":1782478986,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:03:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can record it too if you're worried that I'll edit or clip the recording - feel absolutely free","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNUwlBWfBAbbRCrnT"},{"timestamp":1782479092,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:04:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I have nothing to hide Sam you can record whatever you like","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNU3CpmfBAh32sakp"},{"timestamp":1782479209,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:06:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK cool","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNU-NbmfBApDpgDH_"},{"timestamp":1782479216,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:06:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is your number the same? I'll Facetime audio you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNU-oD2fBApeRkwlY"},{"timestamp":1782479238,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:07:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I mean is it +44 7397 998666 which it used to be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNU_82mfBAqzA_3CL"},{"timestamp":1782479242,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:07:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway I'll try it now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVALyWfBArAzTOeV"},{"timestamp":1782479255,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:07:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"number ending in 666 also not a good look 😉","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVBA62fBAr3Me8kt"},{"timestamp":1782479273,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:07:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes not with a name like Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVCG-mfBAs7O68Wm"},{"timestamp":1782479287,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:08:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah sorry one sec","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVC-PGfBAt0gJAhd"},{"timestamp":1782479299,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:08:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just trying to figure out how to record on my Mac","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVDrBmfBAuhH1OuX"},{"timestamp":1782479304,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:08:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and too paranoid to start a call before recording","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVD9oWfBAuz58XAo"},{"timestamp":1782479306,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:08:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"give me thirty secs","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVEIYmfBAu9f6Kog"},{"timestamp":1782479320,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:08:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry for being ridiculous but my life is somewhat hanging in the balance with all this stuff we're talking about","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVE8O2fBAvyerxfO"},{"timestamp":1782479472,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:11:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry sorry sorry, is there any chance I could give you a Zoom link? fucking facetime, christ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVOOIWfBA4klatTV"},{"timestamp":1782479472,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:11:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i'm sorry, I don't mean to obstruct and i appreciate your making the time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVOOsWfBA5FARlgx"},{"timestamp":1782479502,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:11:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(even as I do not necessarily appreciate other stuff that I suspect, haha)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVQEf2fBA59sONmH"},{"timestamp":1782479520,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:12:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Zoom?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVRL2GfBA7_69BKK"},{"timestamp":1782479546,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:12:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVSyaWfBA9nlK0MW"},{"timestamp":1782479666,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:14:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us05web.zoom.us/j/89611645053?pwd=2bs8aCDKTJXXZp7s9FsDYYZZpXGwDu.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVaFQWfBBE4SF8XB"},{"timestamp":1782479669,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:14:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That should hopefully work","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVaRuWfBBFID54CV"},{"timestamp":1782479685,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:14:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't have my camera on and you don't have to, really, it's only really being able to talk that matters","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVbPCWfBBGFFd77V"},{"timestamp":1782479740,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:15:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For transparency I'm already recording - idk if it'll play another warning/reminder when you join","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVeoQWfBBJeNjVDW"},{"timestamp":1782479754,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:15:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but given two-party consent etc I should probably be clear about that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVfd7WfBBKUKdTw0"},{"timestamp":1782479787,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:16:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i'm not trying to catch you out or anything, and if you can record too then please do, or i can try to set it up so you can record if it requires my permission, idk how it works","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVhfR2fBBMVfPpXS"},{"timestamp":1782479808,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:16:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you have a phone i suppose you could just use speakers and record on that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVivHmfBBNlV6w-G"},{"timestamp":1782479828,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:17:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i do not have a phone because i have had two bloody iPhones taken by the police in about as many weeks and i refuse to have another taken","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVj-O2fBBOz96vUh"},{"timestamp":1782479844,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:17:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because of this stuff that you and Oli have so helpfully collaborated on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNVk9GGfBBPzWXAnY"},{"timestamp":1782480960,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:36:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"👍","platform":"Messenger","msgId":"msg-fb-907"},{"timestamp":1782481037,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:37:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNWtu5GfBCWRC5G6R","attachments":["static/photos/1918335665549575.jpg","static/photos/1470743274824086.jpg","static/photos/3443064105853716.jpg","static/photos/1657104682067406.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1782481662,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:47:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://drive.google.com/file/d/15DM3IljPCYgRHEX6zyBMMawN6V4zX6Ut/view?usp=drive_link","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNXT6fWfBC-npo6Lh","reactions":["😢"]},{"timestamp":1782481674,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:47:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://drive.google.com/file/d/1o4CO3KQG8dxiYpg_p_jwrIgOsbDkklEi/view?usp=sharing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNXUpxmfBC_YIXyUL"},{"timestamp":1782482018,"iso":"2026-06-26T14:53:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 😢 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNXppvwAAAAAAAALp"},{"timestamp":1782488763,"iso":"2026-06-26T16:46:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you out of the bath yet?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNeFUJWfBJwKNGYfH"},{"timestamp":1782488845,"iso":"2026-06-26T16:47:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes your honor","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNeKWlWfBJ1Nb416T"},{"timestamp":1782488853,"iso":"2026-06-26T16:47:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m just going on a walk","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNeK14GfBJ1slcIZs"},{"timestamp":1782488860,"iso":"2026-06-26T16:47:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is this urgent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNeLNeGfBJ17rvxyS"},{"timestamp":1782490359,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:12:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, we can issue a preservation request to Meta, and I will","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNfmtGWfBLRi1gx1K"},{"timestamp":1782490365,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:12:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't really mind that much about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNfnEZ2fBLR6m-wsF"},{"timestamp":1782490372,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:12:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just want to get it on the record as before, really","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNfnjTWfBLSZcRZfV"},{"timestamp":1782490391,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:13:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you're willing to be forthcoming, you can get your password out of Keychain Access or reset it through your email, unless you've lost that too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNfotO2fBLTjTCkkP"},{"timestamp":1782490432,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:13:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Would that save me having to do it, and being nagged to it by you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNfrNHGfBLWDy8R_x"},{"timestamp":1782490508,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:15:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m out on a walk, can you stop bothering me\nAbout this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNfv1t2fBLasjCe2M"},{"timestamp":1782490548,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:15:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, and I'm going to ask some further questions soon which you can either answer or not answer, but I want to pin some things down before having your messages and/or metadata","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNfyRAWfBLdHBwk5S"},{"timestamp":1782490584,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:16:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you don't want to answer, which I expect you won't, that's fine, but I want to get all of this on the record because obviously we both know that you are lying to me - I can't be bothered to shout at you about it, but you know perfectly well that I know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNf0dd2fBLfTsH9Lw"},{"timestamp":1782490649,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:17:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay just leave me alone please. I’m done with this, I was trying to help you. And you’re speaking to me in this manner, go get a court order, or better still why don’t you keep me out of this sordid nonsense and get the messages from Oli?!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNf4bamfBLjSGxKen"},{"timestamp":1782490659,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:17:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve really just had enough of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNf5EB2fBLj60z4xu"},{"timestamp":1782490669,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:17:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just get on with your life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNf5oNWfBLkegQPsg"},{"timestamp":1782490799,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:19:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be clear, I am being prosecuted because of the lies that you have told and the evidence that you have deleted, Damien, and I am *not* impressed by your whinging about how urgent this is. 'Urgent' is not even the right word. It is seriously overdue already. If you do not help, I will get the records and I will push for prosecution for obstructing justice or equivalent in what you deleted and what you discussed on that day.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNgBlVWfBLsbj7sfK"},{"timestamp":1782490885,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:21:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m\nSorry this is just too insane","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNgG18WfBLxsgX5Hd"},{"timestamp":1782491061,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:24:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will let you know when I or my lawyer have issued an order later today. I am seriously not impressed, Damien, by your whinging about going on a walk when you have colluded to have me wrongfully prosecuted and then deleted evidence and refused to put the record right. You are telling me that I should go to prison so that you can go on a walk rather than correcting what you have done. I will act accordingly.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNgRkq2fBL8axMwJD"},{"timestamp":1782491094,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:24:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Please do not contact me again! You’re scaring me.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNgTmmWfBL-dc_boe"},{"timestamp":1782492926,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:55:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No worries, Damien, I will go through my lawyer and I will, when this is over, write about exactly what you have done and the kind of person you are. Have a good life.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNiDaNmfBNuQFymIJ"},{"timestamp":1782492964,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:56:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s sad to see how ill you are!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNiFwQGfBNwmdJGEu"},{"timestamp":1782492983,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:56:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really hope you can find peace","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNiG4D2fBNxuwnXmy"},{"timestamp":1782493122,"iso":"2026-06-26T17:58:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you're going to do this revoltingly insincere \"I'm scared of you, don't contact me\" routine, then please actually stop talking.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNiPYMmfBN6OjkQRh"},{"timestamp":1782769951,"iso":"2026-06-29T22:52:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know what just occurred to me? You know how you think I'm absolutely mad to suspect a relationship between Oli and Sam Cherny – totally stark raving bonkers, couldn't be more wrong, etc? Well, since you're so very certain, why not lay the matter to rest, and also prove yourself right and me wrong, by confirming with Cherny that he and Oli were never romantically involved and that he's absolutely A-OK with everything that happened between me and Oli this year?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRqPqB2fFV6e9w5SU"},{"timestamp":1782770016,"iso":"2026-06-29T22:53:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And yet I have a sneaking suspicion that you will do absolutely anything sooner than tell him, just as everyone else seems very unwilling to tell him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRqTnE2fFV-c_bdhp"},{"timestamp":1782770485,"iso":"2026-06-29T23:01:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"E.g. I have never heard of bail conditions so serenely unbothered with my physical nearness to Oli (originally I was banned from entering the borough of Hammersmith & Fulham, but the judge then cheerfully reduced that to Upper Mall itself, with no objections, meaning that I could linger about 20 metres from Oli's house, between him and the Tube, without that presenting any concern to him or the police, because they know it's a joke that I am a danger to him) but intensely concerned with prohibiting me from emailing members of the Cherny family","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRqwQNGfFWbGBDQo9"},{"timestamp":1782770726,"iso":"2026-06-29T23:05:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The contention appears to be that I am a dangerous lunatic hell-bent on harming Oli, and therefore I must be allowed to roam free indefinitely – no hurry at all for a trial – with restrictions on whom I may email","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRq_AHmfFWp2FdV5j"},{"timestamp":1782770765,"iso":"2026-06-29T23:06:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This presumably was your grand plan to stop me from telling the Chernys the truth about what Oli has done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRrBYVGfFWsKE939m"},{"timestamp":1782770783,"iso":"2026-06-29T23:06:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All I will say is that it's going swimmingly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRrCdOGfFWtTAgIBV"},{"timestamp":1782770906,"iso":"2026-06-29T23:08:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is disgraceful what you and Oli tried to do here, and I cannot wait to see you both cross-examined","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRrJ91GfFW0zid771"},{"timestamp":1782771109,"iso":"2026-06-29T23:11:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As far as I can see, even if we don't recover your messages, the implication is clear: either Oli retained his messages, in which case that is not good for you or him, or he deleted his, in which case the clear presumption is that you conspired to obstruct justice and to have me falsely imprisoned to stop me from telling the Chernys the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRrWWQmfFXBL0iHVa"},{"timestamp":1782771748,"iso":"2026-06-29T23:22:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I particularly liked the bit where you presented my love for him, my worry about his health, and my distress when he told me he was dangerously ill and then screamed at me for asking to see the medical data that we had agreed to meet to look over together, as 'coercive control' and 'stalking'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRr9YHGfFXoODU-_r"},{"timestamp":1782771773,"iso":"2026-06-29T23:22:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't even know what to say to that, other than that this has been the most squalid and dismal thing I've seen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRr-3i2fFXptnJG6I"},{"timestamp":1782781588,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:06:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Didn’t you beat him up? lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1V9S2fFhAzL46JS","replyText":"E.g. I have never heard of bail conditions so serenely unbothered with my physical nearness to Oli (originally I was banned from entering the borough of Hammersmith & Fulham, but the judge then cheerfully reduced that to Upper Mall itself, with no objections, meaning that I could linger about 20 metres from Oli's house, between him and the Tube, without that presenting any concern to him or the police, because they know it's a joke that I am a danger to him) but intensely concerned with prohibiting me from emailing members of the Cherny family","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilRqwQNGfFWbGBDQo9"},{"timestamp":1782781595,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:06:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re insane Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1WYpWfFhBOST5iQ"},{"timestamp":1782781613,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:06:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Totally cracked out.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1XeXGfFhCUYd2nH"},{"timestamp":1782781625,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:07:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As I said leave me alone.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1YM0mfFhDCnd1Et"},{"timestamp":1782781675,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:07:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hit him, once, which I shouldn't have, and I reported myself and pled guilty (against the slight protestations of my lawyer who felt \"we could have challenged the medical evidence on that one\", haha)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1bRXWfFhGHF-hlE"},{"timestamp":1782781695,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:08:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, I couldn't have stood and faced him in court if I were denying something I obviously did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1cf3mfFhHWOxV9O"},{"timestamp":1782781719,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:08:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you want? You’re such a bore honestly. Move on with your life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1d8yGfFhIytVb-2"},{"timestamp":1782781747,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:09:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which brings me to my point: why don't you clear it all up with Cherny? Why not just check with him that he didn't consider himself in a relationship with Oli, and that he was fine with Oli going out with me, and that I'm simply mistaken and you're right and there was nothing between them?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1fpb2fFhKfwpOEq"},{"timestamp":1782781749,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:09:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Stop wasting your time with these crackpot stories, suggesting I’ve been colluding with Oli is absurd. Why would I bother whatsoever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1fwRGfFhKmSp2di"},{"timestamp":1782781760,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:09:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why not put your money where your mouth very clearly is?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1gb2mfFhLSLh8H2"},{"timestamp":1782781769,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:09:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You won't, because you know perfectly well what has been going on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1hAy2fFhL3MBdyb"},{"timestamp":1782781783,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:09:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is the problem here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1h1SmfFhMU2nr84"},{"timestamp":1782781784,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:09:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But why do I have to? I don’t owe anything to you? You’ve treated me horribly.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1h65mfFhMw1YDVk","replyText":"Which brings me to my point: why don't you clear it all up with Cherny? Why not just check with him that he didn't consider himself in a relationship with Oli, and that he was fine with Oli going out with me, and that I'm simply mistaken and you're right and there was nothing between them?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1fpb2fFhKfwpOEq"},{"timestamp":1782781798,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:09:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why shouldn't you take pleasure in proving me wrong?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1ivF2fFhNlcWX8d","replyText":"But why do I have to? I don’t owe anything to you? You’ve treated me horribly.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1h65mfFhMw1YDVk"},{"timestamp":1782781803,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:10:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why is it a question of 'having to'?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1jFnWfFhN794QRl"},{"timestamp":1782781827,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:10:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is the problem: your words palpably don't align with how you actually act around the matter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1khVGfFhPXq9-Lm"},{"timestamp":1782781835,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:10:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"if Sam Cheney told him yourself you wouldn’t believe it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1lAbWfFhP2NMgpw"},{"timestamp":1782781842,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:10:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Same for everyone else","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1lb3GfFhQOOqDIl"},{"timestamp":1782781853,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:10:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Of course I would","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1mGqmfFhQzLkVql","replyText":"if Sam Cheney told him yourself you wouldn’t believe it","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1lAbWfFhP2NMgpw"},{"timestamp":1782781856,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:10:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’d be too embarrassed to admit your wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1mTImfFhRIuoLoE"},{"timestamp":1782781880,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:11:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You crossed Oli’s boundaries that’s why he doesn’t want thing to do with you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1nw-WfFhSm4kO_c"},{"timestamp":1782781881,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:11:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have admitted I was wrong about a thousand times in the course of the last two months","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1nzEGfFhSGQPR_0"},{"timestamp":1782781889,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:11:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Nothing about Sam Cherney","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1oUumfFhTKsz9Bb"},{"timestamp":1782781893,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:11:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have tried and discarded theory after theory","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1oiW2fFhSdpg3am"},{"timestamp":1782781900,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:11:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is the one that has stuck","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1o_TGfFhS1OkxID"},{"timestamp":1782781900,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:11:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And this is the one that I can see is correct in the behaviour of everyone around me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1pAWmfFhTofGa7B"},{"timestamp":1782781924,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:12:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And I’m sorry, even if your theory is correct which it isn’t btw","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1qczWfFhVS1PR8x"},{"timestamp":1782781930,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:12:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you so reluctant to tell him? Why is everyone so reluctant to tell him? Let's be honest, we both know why","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1q1hWfFhVm1aK5a"},{"timestamp":1782781953,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:12:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then why not tell him? Why is that the one thing you absolutely cannot and will not do?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1sOVGfFhXC659CR","replyText":"And I’m sorry, even if your theory is correct which it isn’t btw","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1qczWfFhVS1PR8x"},{"timestamp":1782781983,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:13:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you really saying you’re that stupid to not see uour so called bf had another bf? I mean it’s just insane","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1uCu2fFhY4tpNoU"},{"timestamp":1782781992,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:13:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I don't mean to sound like I'm desperate for someone to say it to him - he will find out if he hasn't begun to already, through my YouTube channel and through his dad and through this court case etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1unUWfFhZdqZNxN"},{"timestamp":1782782004,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:13:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I find it illustrative that you absolutely will not say it to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1vTwmfFhaKKUSqt"},{"timestamp":1782782017,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:13:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know perfectly well that you know the truth, and probably have known it for some time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1wGnmfFha8TzvCa"},{"timestamp":1782782024,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:13:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Take up knitting stop bothering with this. You’re mad. And you’re harassing me and coming up with all\nSorts of Nonsense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1wjW2fFhbZM2Y-J"},{"timestamp":1782782040,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:14:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s upsetting cause you’re clearly very unwell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1xgv2fFhcWtV1yD","replyText":"I know perfectly well that you know the truth, and probably have known it for some time","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1wGnmfFha8TzvCa"},{"timestamp":1782782048,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:14:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Please leave me alone now I don’t want to hear it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1x_gWfFhc1nOFna"},{"timestamp":1782782056,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:14:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, Damien, this is boring, and what you have done is perverting the course of justice","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1yhLmfFhdXZhH8r"},{"timestamp":1782782096,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:14:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I were you I would tell the truth before Oli tells it, because if you're relying on Oli's loyalty then ... well, I have some advice for you, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR107-WfFhfySZozb"},{"timestamp":1782782104,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:15:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why would I risk getting myself in trouble","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR11Z6mfFhgP5m4aa","replyText":"No, Damien, this is boring, and what you have done is perverting the course of justice","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1yhLmfFhdXZhH8r"},{"timestamp":1782782111,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:15:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I did see it, at points","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR112cWfFhgsvi1GS","replyText":"Are you really saying you’re that stupid to not see uour so called bf had another bf? I mean it’s just insane","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1uCu2fFhY4tpNoU"},{"timestamp":1782782119,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:15:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I got it slightly wrong but I saw the outline","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR12Wy2fFhhNLe-s0"},{"timestamp":1782782127,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:15:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh please go away Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR122XWfFhhsVz_Vd","replyText":"No, I did see it, at points","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR112cWfFhgsvi1GS"},{"timestamp":1782782131,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:15:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Most notably here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0htWnB1A1k&feature=youtu.be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR13DqmfFhhm2gJiq"},{"timestamp":1782782136,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:15:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though I suspected Oliver Riannon, not Sam Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR13XkmfFhiOEZn0C"},{"timestamp":1782782137,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:15:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re cracked out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR13cE2fFhiSDURhA"},{"timestamp":1782782140,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:15:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Meth paranoia","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR13pUGfFhifYB2KI"},{"timestamp":1782782178,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:16:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was balancing that possibility against the other more lurid possibilities around criminality etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR159aGfFhkzUT-uN"},{"timestamp":1782782218,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:16:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It was Sam Cherny's sister liking my Instagram post that finally made me realise with near certainty that that was the truth, that was what was going on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR18aRmfFhnQltgp0"},{"timestamp":1782782255,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:17:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam sweetheart you’re so wrong. It breaks my heart seeing you so sick. :(","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR1-p4WfFhpfxA9Vr"},{"timestamp":1782782304,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:18:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry but if you don’t stop I’m going to have to block you. You need to get on with your life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2Bp5WfFhsf3CUWv"},{"timestamp":1782782354,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:19:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can roll out all the slightly tedious strained gay bitchy whatever this is that you want, but don't think it is not very obvious to me that you fundamentally dare not tell him because you know perfectly well that that situation is precisely what Oli has been trying to avoid","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2EsZGfFhvcmM8Ax"},{"timestamp":1782782388,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:19:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh please why do you think i care enough to lie.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2GvOWfFhxlRO_RC"},{"timestamp":1782782400,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:20:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is not something I doubt any more, so, having already told me how I might be right and you really don't know etc etc, you can stop trying to row back to \"it's impossible and you're dead wrong\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2HfTGfFhyVyO0pv"},{"timestamp":1782782401,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:20:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2HkQmfFhyasQS4s"},{"timestamp":1782782414,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:20:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was stupid to listen to that at all in the first place, but it certainly doesn't work now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2IYIGfFhzOgNyzH"},{"timestamp":1782782430,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:20:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What’s your end goal","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2JTVWfFh0JSjNKr"},{"timestamp":1782782440,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:20:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose I listened to it because I trusted you in light of a decade of friendship - that was clearly a mistake","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2J8yWfFh0zS4-Xj"},{"timestamp":1782782448,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:20:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I'm sorry to see that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2KZ-GfFh1QRKxpV"},{"timestamp":1782782448,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:20:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you going to go Glen Close on Oli 😅","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2Kbi2fFh1Rg2NTv"},{"timestamp":1782782467,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:21:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well Sam that’s why I’m telling you the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2Lko2fFh2apL3zz","replyText":"I suppose I listened to it because I trusted you in light of a decade of friendship - that was clearly a mistake","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2J8yWfFh0zS4-Xj"},{"timestamp":1782782472,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:21:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My end goal is that Cherny knows the truth, and Oli tells the truth, and we all live in truth rather than endless skulking around and lying","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2L4SWfFh2uMYaZX","replyText":"What’s your end goal","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2JTVWfFh0JSjNKr"},{"timestamp":1782782487,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:21:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let’s agree to disagree.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2M0wWfFh3qstCFe"},{"timestamp":1782782489,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:21:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't think Cherny is a bad person, probably, and I hope maybe some day we can all be friends","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2M6_WfFh3xc9diV"},{"timestamp":1782782500,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:21:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If Oli continues to live with him/them, that is fine too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2NmO2fFh4csuN_8"},{"timestamp":1782782518,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:21:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But not on the basis of lying and hiding and having to conceal my existence and live a double life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2Ori2fFh5h7wbYU"},{"timestamp":1782782518,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:21:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haven’t you contacted all of Sam Chernys friends and family? I think he knows who you are etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2OuDGfFh5kBhT4a","replyText":"My end goal is that Cherny knows the truth, and Oli tells the truth, and we all live in truth rather than endless skulking around and lying","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2L4SWfFh2uMYaZX"},{"timestamp":1782782525,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:22:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because that is not fair to me and not fair to Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2PJj2fFh6AEuzJj"},{"timestamp":1782782547,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:22:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I don't think he does - I think he has been told that I am a stalker and an ex from long ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2QehGfFh7UqAe2o","replyText":"Haven’t you contacted all of Sam Chernys friends and family? I think he knows who you are etc","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2OuDGfFh5kBhT4a"},{"timestamp":1782782574,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:22:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli doesn't spell it out in his report but I can see it in his second statement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2SHM2fFh89l3JY6"},{"timestamp":1782782577,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:22:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well that’s certainly how it looks","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2SVTGfFh9LUOVlu"},{"timestamp":1782782604,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:23:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you remember telling me in February that you were delighted that we worked it out, because we were made for each other?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2T9LGfFh-zRfXjs","replyText":"Well that’s certainly how it looks","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2SVTGfFh9LUOVlu"},{"timestamp":1782782615,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:23:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That, to me, does not feel like what one tells a stalker, does it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2UoLmfFh_cap_Rw"},{"timestamp":1782782636,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:23:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you remember saying In May that Oli would come back to me, that we have a unique bond, and that I just needed to stop the group chats for a few days?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2V6cWfFiAw0nZUM"},{"timestamp":1782782677,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:24:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I had said \"yes\", Oli would have spoken to me - I didn't say yes, because my goal was not \"get attention from Oli\", it was \"force truth on Oli\", even if it made our relationship worse in the short term","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2YYh2fFiDO7xsUe"},{"timestamp":1782782688,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:24:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think you can’t accept that Oli doesn’t want a relationship with you, and never did, not openly, I think you maybe got close when you were both on drugs, and probably what you thought was a relationship wasn’t to him etc etc and now you’re convincing yourself he’s cheating on you. That’s my two cents","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2ZFl2fFiD7poszf"},{"timestamp":1782782690,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:24:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2ZL7GfFiECAIe1L"},{"timestamp":1782782700,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was it your two cents in February?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2ZzUmfFiEpZHvYS","replyText":"I think you can’t accept that Oli doesn’t want a relationship with you, and never did, not openly, I think you maybe got close when you were both on drugs, and probably what you thought was a relationship wasn’t to him etc etc and now you’re convincing yourself he’s cheating on you. That’s my two cents","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2ZFl2fFiD7poszf"},{"timestamp":1782782703,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In May?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2Z_fmfFiE2AkxN4"},{"timestamp":1782782709,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In April when we had those group chats?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2aYBmfFiFOLCNaf"},{"timestamp":1782782712,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Etc etc? No","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2aju2fFiFaP_Orz"},{"timestamp":1782782714,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Those group chats were fucking obscene","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2aq3GfFiFgxplaH","replyText":"Do you remember saying In May that Oli would come back to me, that we have a unique bond, and that I just needed to stop the group chats for a few days?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2V6cWfFiAw0nZUM"},{"timestamp":1782782722,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You have no respect for boundaries","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2bKkmfFiGAkVpcO"},{"timestamp":1782782726,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was it what you said to me after the group chats, in May?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2bYwGfFiGPMVqKu"},{"timestamp":1782782726,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Fucking wild","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2bbCmfFiGQ5pAH4"},{"timestamp":1782782744,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re being a psycho bitch","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2ceAmfFiHUC3K2G"},{"timestamp":1782782750,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was it? Or did you say that we had a unique bond, that Oli would come back to me, that he had communicated that to you, and that I just needed to lay off the group chats?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2c4bGfFiHu4RIqo"},{"timestamp":1782782755,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:25:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why can't you answer?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2dJEmfFiH_lqFI_"},{"timestamp":1782782794,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:26:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think I don't see what is going on? I am perfectly familiar with this pattern - you don't feel good about what you have done to me, so you try to be as nasty as possible to turn me into your enemy and opponent, rather than your friend of 10 years whom you deceived and betrayed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2fhvGfFiKX4CpiB"},{"timestamp":1782782801,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:26:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What does it matter I can’t remember, because it’s not that important to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2f8oWfFiKvb9epz"},{"timestamp":1782782805,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:26:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am disappointed in you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2gNTmfFiKt1dkzi"},{"timestamp":1782782833,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:27:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You think this is nasty? If so I think it proves my point","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2h7hGfFiMxCHVaK","replyText":"I think you can’t accept that Oli doesn’t want a relationship with you, and never did, not openly, I think you maybe got close when you were both on drugs, and probably what you thought was a relationship wasn’t to him etc etc and now you’re convincing yourself he’s cheating on you. That’s my two cents","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2ZFl2fFiD7poszf"},{"timestamp":1782782838,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:27:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, consult your Facebook messages, as you will in court, and you'll find that that was not what you said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2iNhGfFiNDbcY95","replyText":"What does it matter I can’t remember, because it’s not that important to me","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2f8oWfFiKvb9epz"},{"timestamp":1782782871,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:27:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t care enough to lie, I’m not getting involved with someone else’s affair.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2kOrGfFiO_GlFBr"},{"timestamp":1782782872,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:27:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it is squalid","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2kVpmfFiPI0n7VM","replyText":"You think this is nasty? If so I think it proves my point","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2h7hGfFiMxCHVaK"},{"timestamp":1782782887,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:28:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't think you feel good about what you're doing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2lPxmfFiQGN4Tnk"},{"timestamp":1782782903,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:28:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry. I think that’s what’s happened here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2mN9mfFiRDoC00M"},{"timestamp":1782782905,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:28:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I'm not interested in playing up to the role of enemy that you seem to be trying to dare me into","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2mT9WfFiRKhPqRI"},{"timestamp":1782782914,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:28:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just feel betrayed and disappointed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2m3iWfFiRt4heep"},{"timestamp":1782782947,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:29:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sorry. But you need to move on. If Oli wanted a relationship with you he would be with you. It wouldn’t be this hard.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2o4NGfFiTuTh51P"},{"timestamp":1782782975,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:29:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli and I can handle that between ourselves","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2qn2mfFiVeUgOiD"},{"timestamp":1782783011,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:30:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve really done nothing but try and help you. And btw I bet if you took my advice about the group chats, I think you would still be talking with Oli those chats were obscene.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2syMmfFiXoJs1zy","replyText":"Do you think I don't see what is going on? I am perfectly familiar with this pattern - you don't feel good about what you have done to me, so you try to be as nasty as possible to turn me into your enemy and opponent, rather than your friend of 10 years whom you deceived and betrayed","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2fhvGfFiKX4CpiB"},{"timestamp":1782783067,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:31:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh really because you’re accused me of colluding and roped in 538 people into group chats. You’ve made Cherneys Family concerned for their safety","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2wMp2fFibB_gmY8","replyText":"Oli and I can handle that between ourselves","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2qn2mfFiVeUgOiD"},{"timestamp":1782783068,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:31:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think the more pressing question for you is not the agony aunt question of what I should do in my personal relationships, but rather why you deleted your messages, what you knew, what you said to Oli, whether he has a record, whether he deleted it too, whether Meta responds to my preservation request with messages, whether only with metadata, and what you then say on the stand, because it looks rather bad from where I'm standing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2wPumfFibGSriiV","reactions":["😂"]},{"timestamp":1782783087,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:31:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You don’t care about anyone other than yourself and getting what you want.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2xdKGfFicTPpo8D"},{"timestamp":1782783093,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:31:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hahahahahah","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2xzvmfFicqGUvhZ"},{"timestamp":1782783095,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:31:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 😂 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2x7FQAAAAAAAAB5"},{"timestamp":1782783098,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:31:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, brilliant","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2yGGGfFic8anNge"},{"timestamp":1782783103,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:31:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, that's really what this all shows","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2yaQ2fFidP2Arhi"},{"timestamp":1782783111,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:31:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That I don't care about anyone besides myself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2y5kmfFidv4k81o"},{"timestamp":1782783119,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:31:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How much easier life would be if that were the case","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2zYX2fFieOxLm38"},{"timestamp":1782783139,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:32:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why are you harassing so many people? For yourself.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR20mVWfFifbrbUkR"},{"timestamp":1782783167,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:32:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, the reality is that I care about Oli more than I care about myself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR22VjWfFig97p-Du"},{"timestamp":1782783176,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:32:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, for Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2245GfFihu00Wl5","replyText":"Why are you harassing so many people? For yourself.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR20mVWfFifbrbUkR"},{"timestamp":1782783185,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:33:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I don't want him to become like you, with respect","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR23aCWfFiiQhcv1h"},{"timestamp":1782783206,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:33:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look at the person he is being dragged into being, and I think he can be so much better than that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR24tF2fFijjgP3QN"},{"timestamp":1782783209,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:33:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Look at yourselves","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR242SmfFijszbyQZ"},{"timestamp":1782783212,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:33:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Look at how you've acted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR25DbmfFij5VFrvJ"},{"timestamp":1782783221,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:33:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It won’t show anything, whatever it does show you’ll just twist it to whateve messed up narrative you want to create.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR25o0mfFikeC3VEU","replyText":"I think the more pressing question for you is not the agony aunt question of what I should do in my personal relationships, but rather why you deleted your messages, what you knew, what you said to Oli, whether he has a record, whether he deleted it too, whether Meta responds to my preservation request with messages, whether only with metadata, and what you then say on the stand, because it looks rather bad from where I'm standing","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2wPumfFibGSriiV"},{"timestamp":1782783224,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:33:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should be ashamed of yourself, and you are and you're not 🤷","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR25zUmfFikpsu0Vy"},{"timestamp":1782783229,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:33:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, enough for tonight","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR26Eg2fFik6_Syw2"},{"timestamp":1782783232,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:33:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good night, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR26RP2fFilHTG0Zd"},{"timestamp":1782783253,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:34:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Like me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR27kXWfFimaciRUd","replyText":"Because I don't want him to become like you, with respect","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR23aCWfFiiQhcv1h"},{"timestamp":1782783301,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:35:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You really need to be sectioned or remanded. I really think you’re destroying yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR2-d8mfFipT2TIw8"},{"timestamp":1782783361,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:36:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, I forgot to mention, I've made a handy little website to display our conversations about this: https://r-v-damien.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR3CJQmfFis9XA1Ea"},{"timestamp":1782783372,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:36:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think that might help the Chernys to understand what has gone on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR3C0S2fFitqgRM4W"},{"timestamp":1782783396,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:36:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will probably add this last chunk of messages to it, which is a bit meta 🤓","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR3EQ_WfFivHaDpbY"},{"timestamp":1782783419,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:36:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay whatever makes you happy.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR3FrO2fFiwhQkQJ4"},{"timestamp":1782783577,"iso":"2026-06-30T02:39:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re going to have to stop with this obsession with Oli, you can clearly see it’s an obsession, no?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR3PUfWfFi6KgdTRX"},{"timestamp":1782785785,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:16:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, not terribly interested in this shtick, sorry, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5WIXmfFlA-ICod4"},{"timestamp":1782785816,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:16:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I am sorry to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5YAVWfFlC2SbxV_"},{"timestamp":1782785817,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:16:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think Cherny can listen to this and know what he was and is to Oli, however desperately you two might be trying to reassure him: https://studio.youtube.com/video/G10fkFZawek/edit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5YDtGfFlClDXCxa"},{"timestamp":1782785820,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I take no pleasure in this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5YPmGfFlDFgLJxD"},{"timestamp":1782785823,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:17:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It sucks and I feel for him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5YcWWfFlDSO4082"},{"timestamp":1782785829,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:17:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is a rotten way to use someone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5YzVWfFlDpPpuDk"},{"timestamp":1782785835,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:17:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But regardless it is the reality of the situation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5ZLbGfFlEBYPa-N"},{"timestamp":1782785838,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:17:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good night, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5ZWjGfFlEMmbcb7"},{"timestamp":1782785841,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:17:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes facing the reality is difficult I get it, making everyone’s life misery is much better alternative.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5Zg5WfFlEW5ugWD"},{"timestamp":1782785879,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:17:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Heaven forbid he has a friend that he lodges with. This is so daft.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5b16mfFlGr9DADM"},{"timestamp":1782785896,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:18:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure Sam Cherney can look after himself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5c31WfFlHr_4RHG"},{"timestamp":1782786052,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:20:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"He snuck out of the nice house for no reason\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5mYemfFlROg4Ryo"},{"timestamp":1782786057,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:20:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hard sell, sorry, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5muAmfFlRkB-bHI"},{"timestamp":1782786065,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:21:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As is this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5nMNmfFlSB6Lfoy","replyText":"Heaven forbid he has a friend that he lodges with. This is so daft.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5b16mfFlGr9DADM"},{"timestamp":1782786068,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:21:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have a good evening","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5nXMGfFlSNLslPp"},{"timestamp":1782786110,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:21:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For what it's worth, I am the one person here who is on Sam Cherny's side, though it must be bitter for him and I hate that Oli has done this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5p9uGfFlUzpyesF"},{"timestamp":1782786120,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:22:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5qh8GfFlVX8FT8U","replyText":"\"He snuck out of the nice house for no reason\"","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5mYemfFlROg4Ryo"},{"timestamp":1782786139,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:22:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you talking about sneaking about?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5rvTWfFlWlXOGVD"},{"timestamp":1782786197,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:23:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Honestly you should be a writer it’s very good. Please do it now before you totally fry yourself!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5vOf2fFlaEeC-hg","replyText":"For what it's worth, I am the one person here who is on Sam Cherny's side, though it must be bitter for him and I hate that Oli has done this","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5p9uGfFlUzpyesF"},{"timestamp":1782786211,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:23:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It would be a healthy distraction for you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5wF6mfFla74k5ZA"},{"timestamp":1782786230,"iso":"2026-06-30T03:23:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Not to sound condescending","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5xQm2fFlcGkaA45"},{"timestamp":1782870191,"iso":"2026-07-01T02:43:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cherny is aware now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTJ11LmfG1gqS78k7"},{"timestamp":1782870193,"iso":"2026-07-01T02:43:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTJ1_K2fG1g0ib1J4"},{"timestamp":1782870319,"iso":"2026-07-01T02:45:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am talking about the last half year of my life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTJ9pr2fG1ofc7e7X","replyText":"What are you talking about sneaking about?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5rvTWfFlWlXOGVD"},{"timestamp":1782870372,"iso":"2026-07-01T02:46:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wasn't knowingly sneaking, but I should have seen much earlier what was going on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTKA6HWfG1rwM2wRg"},{"timestamp":1782870540,"iso":"2026-07-01T02:49:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, your messages are very popular, it seems","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTKLHMGfG119csku6"},{"timestamp":1782870635,"iso":"2026-07-01T02:50:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Popular?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTKQ7sGfG17xbdHc0"},{"timestamp":1782870799,"iso":"2026-07-01T02:53:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’ve edited these messages, omg you’re insane","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTKa9oGfG2FzoOPVF","replyText":"I think Cherny can listen to this and know what he was and is to Oli, however desperately you two might be trying to reassure him: https://studio.youtube.com/video/G10fkFZawek/edit","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilR5YDtGfFlClDXCxa"},{"timestamp":1782871345,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:02:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I swapped around one or two where I had said \"A, B\", you had then said \"X, Y\", and I had subsequently said \"C, A, B\", if you see what I mean, to make them more readable, but that is it, as we shall see in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTK8PsWfG2nCWBrQX"},{"timestamp":1782871377,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:02:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol in court. Just move on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTK-QHGfG2pF9Tqrt","replyText":"I think I swapped around one or two where I had said \"A, B\", you had then said \"X, Y\", and I had subsequently said \"C, A, B\", if you see what I mean, to make them more readable, but that is it, as we shall see in court","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTK8PsWfG2nCWBrQX"},{"timestamp":1782871424,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:03:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, no, this is going to court, whether I like it or not, because of what you and Oli decided to do, namely to try to present me as a stalker in the hope that I would be prevented from telling Cherny the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLBEPGfG2r6Wq0NS"},{"timestamp":1782871453,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:04:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He now has the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLC47mfG2tvDV8sz"},{"timestamp":1782871461,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:04:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I am satisfied","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLDVOGfG2uLTZCL1"},{"timestamp":1782871463,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:04:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You have stalked him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLDes2fG2uUqbwcU"},{"timestamp":1782871472,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:04:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’ve harassed so many people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLEA22fG2u2xejk5"},{"timestamp":1782871499,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:04:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, right, yes, that's me, ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLFpm2fG2wfykKND"},{"timestamp":1782871527,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:05:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, the game is over now, and I am hanging up my hat and retiring as a stalker","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLHWlWfG2yMRsTJh"},{"timestamp":1782871571,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:06:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The message has got across to the person I wanted to get it across to, and the rest is up to him - if he doesn't mind, I'm delighted, just as long as he does indeed know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLKCcmfG204ctIhu"},{"timestamp":1782871609,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:06:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"which he now does, unambiguously 👍🏻","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLMY1mfG23O14rZX"},{"timestamp":1782871649,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:07:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"to be clear, I am donning the label of stalker only ironically/sarcastically","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLO0HGfG25qJWoBU","replyText":"Anyway, the game is over now, and I am hanging up my hat and retiring as a stalker","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLHWlWfG2yMRsTJh"},{"timestamp":1782871742,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:09:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I didn't mention it, the trial is in January - beginning January 14th if I recall correctly, which I probably ought to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLUeQGfG2_UE-Vn1","replyText":"Well, no, this is going to court, whether I like it or not, because of what you and Oli decided to do, namely to try to present me as a stalker in the hope that I would be prevented from telling Cherny the truth","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTLBEPGfG2r6Wq0NS"},{"timestamp":1782872258,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:17:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also, just to be clear, what exactly are you accusing me of 'editing'? presumably you are suggesting i did more than reorder a few replies to make the flow of the conversation clearer? we're back to 'fabricated evidence', haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL0BbGfG3e2xQcAq","replyText":"You’ve edited these messages, omg you’re insane","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTKa9oGfG2FzoOPVF"},{"timestamp":1782872346,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:19:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL5YmWfG3kBh94Is","attachments":["static/videos/1321241956807105.mp4"]},{"timestamp":1782872347,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:19:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, Sam Cherny has my Instagram username and password which I supplied in one of my emails a while ago, so he or anyone else can quite easily log in and check for himself - I no longer care very much about my privacy, I just care about the truth, because I am sick to death of all the lying","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL5dAGfG3kS-0Vfh"},{"timestamp":1782872357,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:19:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhh go away","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL6BumfG3k3p6qsO"},{"timestamp":1782872362,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:19:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re so boring","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL6VxmfG3lLr-pBW"},{"timestamp":1782872392,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:19:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"haha, the waveform looks like a sort of undifferentiated large noise, which is more or less how I have experienced most of your replies","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL8MzGfG3nCm85i3","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL5YmWfG3kBh94Is"},{"timestamp":1782872403,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:20:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"let me grab my headphones and i'll listen, one mo","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL82_2fG3ntBxu-G"},{"timestamp":1782872439,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:20:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh it's just nothing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL_Cy2fG3p4wmUGG"},{"timestamp":1782872449,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:20:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, fair enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTL_pg2fG3qfiltZ9"},{"timestamp":1782872470,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:21:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry it didn't work out as you had planned","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMA9mGfG3rzhe3ZQ"},{"timestamp":1782872522,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:22:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for what it's worth, I am sorry (*not* to you, and not really to Oli, but to the Chernys and to Sam Cherny especially) that any of this had to happen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMEGBWfG3u79NRCd"},{"timestamp":1782872624,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:23:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel like I've got a strange, one-sided form of knowledge of him from looking into all this, and he seems like maybe a lonelier and less self-assured person than I had initially thought he was when I met him and he threatened to knock my teeth out, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMKUsmfG31KP9yqc"},{"timestamp":1782872760,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"we didn't exactly get off on the right foot, and he may well never be able to stand me and I would understand that, but jesus it must be horrible to be in the position that he is in - still, he is in the position whether he likes or knows it or not, and it is better that he find out now than years down the line","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMSpoWfG39flPzhH"},{"timestamp":1782872812,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:26:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re so rude.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMV1omfG4Arfr0rx"},{"timestamp":1782872862,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:27:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To you? Haha, I am not remotely rude enough, but I don't have the energy to be rude enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMY4OmfG4Dt3zMXy"},{"timestamp":1782872944,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:29:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😢","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMd3omfG4Itm7bWh"},{"timestamp":1782872970,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:29:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you speak to Cherny?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMfeumfG4KUpaIRm"},{"timestamp":1782873003,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:30:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not since April, no, but I can see that he has seen what he needs to see","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMhezmfG4MUxGBhO"},{"timestamp":1782873089,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:31:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I have done what I set out to do, and I am finished with it, aside from the court proceedings which I very much look forward to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMmvU2fG4Rk6v6my"},{"timestamp":1782873114,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:31:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For some reason I don't hate Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMoP-mfG4TF7LTE1"},{"timestamp":1782873122,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:32:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh good. So I think we’re done here?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMowkmfG4TmhwLsa"},{"timestamp":1782873125,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:32:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nor do I hate you per se","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMo7u2fG4TxslBll"},{"timestamp":1782873139,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:32:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though I think 'disapproval' would be an extreme understatement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMpwxGfG4UmsTRlQ"},{"timestamp":1782873168,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:32:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am, yes, aside from vindicating myself at trial and establishing what exactly you and Oli conspired to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMriv2fG4WYD6UeP","replyText":"Oh good. So I think we’re done here?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMowkmfG4TmhwLsa"},{"timestamp":1782873191,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:33:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But in terms of reaching out to the Chernys, yes, I'm done - the message has got across","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMs6h2fG4XwLVmmI"},{"timestamp":1782873210,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:33:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or reaching out to Oli, though I was never really doing that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMuIOmfG4Y9zsQh8"},{"timestamp":1782873258,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:34:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was amused at how the police file presented me as messaging Oli to tell him how much I loved him - the tone of those messages was not \"I love you, please come back\", it was \"I am exposing this because it needs to be known, and I disapprove strongly of what you have done, but you should know I still love you\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMxBRWfG4b266CMf"},{"timestamp":1782873274,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:34:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"since I knew and know that he would worry that I didn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMyBuWfG4c3aBn7r"},{"timestamp":1782873288,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:34:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hurrah! Well I’m happy you’ve found a bit of sense of accomplishment in whatever the fuck you were doing. Hopefully you can get on with something else.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTMy4JWfG4duIsIOs"},{"timestamp":1782873349,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:35:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't really know why you think you have earned the right to talk to me like that, and I look forward to writing a thorough account of these events and your role and character in them when the dust has settled","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTM2mGWfG4hcDwTmA"},{"timestamp":1782873354,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:35:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For now, have a good night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTM26s2fG4hwpx1Uu"},{"timestamp":1782873927,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:45:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really wish you no ill will. I’ve known you for a long time, we’ve lived together on two occasions, I considered us quite close at one point, it’s disheartening that you believe that I would do the things you’re suggesting. I just hope you can be happy and well and move on with your life and put all this behind you. All the best.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTNZ1pmfG5ErCpkjl"},{"timestamp":1782874008,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:46:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you for that relatively decent message 👍🏻 I appreciate at least that.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTNeyyGfG5JpDowfx"},{"timestamp":1782874053,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:47:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also find it disheartening that I believe you would do the things that I, all outward signs, and your refusal to provide potentially confirmatory/disconfirmatory evidence are suggesting.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTNhkqmfG5Ma7786J"},{"timestamp":1782874195,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:49:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no idea exactly what you mean by \"move on with my life\", particularly when your and Oli's actions have seriously and wrongfully obstructed my life (again, aside from the assault charge which is entirely fair, arose from my own self-report, and which I consider basically separate from the heap of rubbish that is being considered alongside it).","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTNqNw2fG5VD_Wqqu"},{"timestamp":1782874416,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:53:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Again, I will write a full and honest account of this when it is over, since it's a story that ought to be told - I'm sorry to Oli, but it's not the end of his story or ours. Or even maybe his and Cherny's, if Cherny is happy to remain part of the story in some way. I really am sorry to him. I can't imagine what it must feel like. I think it has been cruel of Oli.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTN3syGfG5ii77ys0"},{"timestamp":1782874475,"iso":"2026-07-01T03:54:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact Oli knows quite well what it feels like - it feels like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKJJ2Ov5N9o (He has never forgiven me for those years. Aw, poor Oli.)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTN7VemfG5l78eDSv"},{"timestamp":1782874905,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:01:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t conspired against you, Oli is not in a relationship with Cherny, those things I know for a fact. You won’t believe that, it can’t be helped, and the lengths you’ve went to the amount of messages the website the YouTube channel, the contacting numerous people, it’s too much. I don’t feel comfortable giving you anything that you will twist, or sharing information from Oli, when he has legal action against you. It’s very sad.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOVkhGfG6AZyqBeB","replyText":"I also find it disheartening that I believe you would do the things that I, all outward signs, and your refusal to provide potentially confirmatory/disconfirmatory evidence are suggesting.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTNhkqmfG5Ma7786J"},{"timestamp":1782875096,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:04:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I quite honestly don't know how you have the audacity to accuse me, the person who has been painstakingly honest even at serious cost (e.g. the assault charge), of \"twisting\" things","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOhNPWfG6MDQ5hiS"},{"timestamp":1782875188,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:06:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you indeed accusing me of \"twisting\" things? Can you point to any things that I have \"twisted\"? Are you still maintaining your accusation that I \"edited\" your messages, and if so then what kind of 'edit' (beyond the extremely minor cosmetic ones I mentioned) are you suggesting that I made?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOmzwWfG6RptRBAt"},{"timestamp":1782875227,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:07:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some of the few edits I made were to fix your typos / spelling / random new lines breaking up sentences / etc, which I thought was a courtesy as I was doing it, haha, but no good deed etc etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOpNJWfG6UDeqnKT"},{"timestamp":1782875245,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:07:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because you won’t believe me when? It doesn’t make any sense for me to lie. You’ve known me for so long I don’t lie, it’s too much effort. You so badly don’t want to believe me.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOqVFGfG6VK4HyL8"},{"timestamp":1782875248,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:07:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, more seriously, besides very minor improvements to readability I certainly didn't alter anything","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOqf-2fG6VWSGpXv"},{"timestamp":1782875273,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:07:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For me to lie like this would make me psychopath which I’m not.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOsBDGfG6W2-hUg6"},{"timestamp":1782875318,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:08:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, you have gone to a great deal of effort! You have argued passionately and for very unclear reasons for Oli and Cherny's not being in a relationship, haven't you, even though you couldn't point to any particularly good basis for being so sure of that, and you briefly switched position to \"eh, maybe you're right\" before unaccountably switching back again to \"no, it is utterly impossible!!!\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOux9mfG6ZlZg5GN","replyText":"Because you won’t believe me when? It doesn’t make any sense for me to lie. You’ve known me for so long I don’t lie, it’s too much effort. You so badly don’t want to believe me.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOqVFGfG6VK4HyL8"},{"timestamp":1782875404,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:10:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The truth is that I am right, and you know I am right and that is why you haven't dared to tell/ask him what I asked you long ago to tell/ask him, and why you understood immediately the hazard of my starting group chats with people about my and Oli's relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO0B-WfG6e31uvtZ"},{"timestamp":1782875416,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:10:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"indeed you understood that before I did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO0v-2fG6fl8w7Fd"},{"timestamp":1782875431,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:10:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"are you alright darling, sorry Sam is blowing this up with group chats\" etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO1pwGfG6ggCKwn7"},{"timestamp":1782875474,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:11:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, slightly misquoted your exact words but there you go:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO4SgGfG6jI4Qbpt"},{"timestamp":1782875477,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:11:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO4cUmfG6jLcO-Te","attachments":["static/photos/2352813728544118.png"]},{"timestamp":1782875508,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:11:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because it’s frankly it’s none of my business, and if he wants to share that information with he can. But I since no it’s not the case.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO6WQ2fG6lMJg496","replyText":"The truth is that I am right, and you know I am right and that is why you haven't dared to tell/ask him what I asked you long ago to tell/ask him, and why you understood immediately the hazard of my starting group chats with people about my and Oli's relationship","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO0B-WfG6e31uvtZ"},{"timestamp":1782875536,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:12:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmmmmmmmmm","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO8C2mfG6mFkqWye","replyText":"Because it’s frankly it’s none of my business, and if he wants to share that information with he can. But I since know it’s not the case.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO6WQ2fG6lMJg496"},{"timestamp":1782875604,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:13:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, not *told* Cherny, I should emphasise for the sake of my godforsaken bail conditions, but *put the information out there in such a way that he could access it and has now accessed it*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPAOLmfG6q5oGdIq"},{"timestamp":1782875634,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:13:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so there is no real need to pretend, as far as I can see","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPCDCWfG6s5YyySi"},{"timestamp":1782875660,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:14:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I would have appreciated more if you didn’t include a picture of my bloody face 👍🏼","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPDo9mfG6ueBH0nn","replyText":"Some of the few edits I made were to fix your typos / spelling / random new lines breaking up sentences / etc, which I thought was a courtesy as I was doing it, haha, but no good deed etc etc","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTOpNJWfG6UDeqnKT"},{"timestamp":1782875670,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:14:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can take that down","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPERb2fG6vHleJip"},{"timestamp":1782875675,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:14:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'll take that down if you want","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPEjgGfG6vZ8KN3Y"},{"timestamp":1782875678,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:14:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"hold on, one sec","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPEvNWfG6vls4T5i"},{"timestamp":1782875684,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:14:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no real need to have it there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPFIgGfG6v-96q3z"},{"timestamp":1782875835,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:17:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPOUAWfG64Y_VIDd","attachments":["static/photos/1937242283604719.png"]},{"timestamp":1782875845,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:17:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there ya go: I have scaled it down and pixellated it to the point where it is functionally just _a face_","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPO6rGfG65xF40yS"},{"timestamp":1782875858,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:17:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://r-v-damien.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/static/photos/1734780957654325.jpg","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPPtgWfG66gZIb_k"},{"timestamp":1782875897,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:18:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Haha I think this looks worse. But anyway. It’s beside the point.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPSIDGfG689xb_jA","replyText":"https://r-v-damien.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/static/photos/1734780957654325.jpg","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPPtgWfG66gZIb_k"},{"timestamp":1782875902,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:18:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you had a good experience at Sam's Stalking Service, please leave a five-star review","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPSbGWfG69Rhs4w1","reactions":["😂"]},{"timestamp":1782875911,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:18:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ah, well, one sec, I'll change it further","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPS-DWfG690md1KX"},{"timestamp":1782876279,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:24:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://r-v-damien.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/#msg-384","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPpbe2fG7UPbRBZS"},{"timestamp":1782876313,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:25:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 😂 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPreMwAAAAAAAAPK"},{"timestamp":1782876313,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:25:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean A* for effort.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPrfqmfG7WOMTcs1","replyText":"if you had a good experience at Sam's Stalking Service, please leave a five-star review","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPSbGWfG69Rhs4w1"},{"timestamp":1782876319,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:25:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re very thorough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPr1k2fG7Wq299lL"},{"timestamp":1782876324,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:25:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there ya go, should be fine now! i am slightly loth to change too much because then I open the door to be accused of editing or manipulating things, which I have been accused of a lot","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPsLgWfG7XB5S1PJ"},{"timestamp":1782876341,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:25:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"even though it is the one thing I have not done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPtNCGfG7YDkWGHg"},{"timestamp":1782876382,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:26:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"here's my follow-up note to the police after my interview about the assault that I insisted on shouting a confession to over their protestations:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPvu8WfG7ak_O4Iv"},{"timestamp":1782876387,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:26:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTPwAr2fG7apa0qp7","attachments":["static/photos/1717639839505826.png"]},{"timestamp":1782876459,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:27:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I can say one thing for myself, it is that I categorically have not lied or presented the truth strategically, and you know that and Oli knows that, and it makes me feel slightly like I'm living in an upside-down dream world (with respect) to be accused of that by you and (particularly) him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTP0ZLGfG7fPlMT41"},{"timestamp":1782876487,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:28:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love that boy more than he loves Quavers, but dear god does he owe me the mother of all apologies","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTP2GKmfG7g8cFNdD"},{"timestamp":1782876547,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:29:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"speaking of mothers, to be clear, he contacted my mother and my family before I contacted his or anyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTP5womfG7knC10Kf"},{"timestamp":1782876612,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:30:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"about half an hour or an hour before I got to his house on April 18th, as soon as I said I would come (he didn't tell me not to come, but it was obvious by that point that he was resisting having the conversation that I had wanted to have about everything he had lied to me about over the preceding year or so)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTP9wvmfG7onDzupr"},{"timestamp":1782876631,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:30:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he was wounded by my mother's slightly cold response, I think","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTP-4XGfG7puzrSaM"},{"timestamp":1782876635,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:30:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTP_Ie2fG7p5qRqgh","attachments":["static/photos/4363277077265912.png"]},{"timestamp":1782876691,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:31:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know when he's wounded even when he's acting tough on the outside - I know he always wanted my family to like him, and .... I am not even going to bloody think about the task ahead of me in rehabilitating him _again_ after this time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTQCj5mfG7tZxAVUP"},{"timestamp":1782876739,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:32:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"hey, Oli, remember that time you perjured yourself to try to have Sam imprisoned so he didn't tell your other boyfriend about your relationship? well, we're so delighted you're part of the family now!\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTQFe02fG7wVK90Nh"},{"timestamp":1782876829,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:33:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he knows I adore him regardless and he knows I always will, and he is bloody lucky because any sane person would have ... actually, on reflection, i am not going to finish that sentence","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTQK_xmfG712RIHPC"},{"timestamp":1782876894,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:34:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"suffice it to say that i have been bloody calm and forgiving relative to what he has done - i have been a fucking bodhisattva","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTQO-xWfG751LH3Ia"},{"timestamp":1782876959,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:35:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway I am genuinely sorry for what this must mean to Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTQS6T2fG79wltVHO"},{"timestamp":1782877044,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:37:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i have tried to be clear and unmistakable but that is not the same as relishing or enjoying any of this - i would never have wished that on him or anyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTQYIu2fG8C3iQXlL"},{"timestamp":1782877061,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:37:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i know i did suggest to his landlord that he be kicked into a volcano, but nevertheless","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTQZK6GfG8EBXFrtT"},{"timestamp":1782877099,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:38:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, thrown into a volcano*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTQbcp2fG8GTKKyFw"},{"timestamp":1782877103,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:38:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTQbt_2fG8GbSFPeH","attachments":["static/photos/27857041657247824.png"]},{"timestamp":1782877817,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:50:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"also, when I said “blown up” I meant as in blowing up everyone’s phones with messages. I can maybe see how this may have come off differently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRHSamfG8xTumpvt","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTO4cUmfG6jLcO-Te"},{"timestamp":1782877993,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:53:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that feels like a slightly odd usage to me - is sending one message to a larger group \"blowing up people's phones\" more than the fast-paced conversation between the three of us already was? (this was before April 12th, in the interval when I had not yet gone to his house for the first time, when we were still arguing and my group chats were quite restrained and small)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRSCFGfG884YrDU3"},{"timestamp":1782878044,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:54:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that is, incidentally, the time period in which he is now vaguely implying that he had already adopted a posture of 'no contact', though in reality we were still arguing in those group chats with you (well, not with you but in your presence)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRVKYmfG9AA9e-xb"},{"timestamp":1782878071,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:54:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and the only people whom I had added to a further, larger group chat, if memory serves, were Cherny and Riannon themselves","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRWxuGfG9Bn0oJf1"},{"timestamp":1782878100,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:55:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well I agree that’s why I’m clarifying. You were at the time blowing up my phone, and others with messages in group chats!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRYkrWfG9Danij7p"},{"timestamp":1782878105,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:55:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"neither of whom ever replied to anything on Facebook - I think Riannon might have 'seen' a message on one occasion and passed it on, but I can't recall with certainty and I'm still locked out of my Facebook","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRY4c2fG9Du2e6jX"},{"timestamp":1782878140,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:55:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"yeah, it's a bit odd, isn't it, that you were saying that to Oli while telling me that Oli had wronged me and that you didn't know why he had behaved that way and didn't approve of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRa-Y2fG9F05AWo6","replyText":"Well I agree that’s why I’m clarifying. You were at the time blowing up my phone, and others with messages in group chats!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRYkrWfG9Danij7p"},{"timestamp":1782878155,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:55:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it doesn't add up to feeling tremendously trustworthy to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRb5FmfG9Gu6vhEL"},{"timestamp":1782878195,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:56:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i only saw that message because Oli was immature enough to send me a screenshot of his replies, in which he was making a big show of being Calm and Disappointed in Sam and so forth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTReYx2fG9JPO9n9Y"},{"timestamp":1782878219,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:56:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"neither of you has come across to me as being particularly honest","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRf2WmfG9Ks7AVYw"},{"timestamp":1782878255,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:57:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"on the front, I Disapprove and Share Your Anger, and on the back, apparently, Sorry Darling I Hope You're Ok And I'm Sorry Sam Is Blowing This All Up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRiDEmfG9M5sizbz"},{"timestamp":1782878313,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:58:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, it doesn't really matter because it's now over","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRlkJGfG9QaXyJNz"},{"timestamp":1782878368,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:59:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I told Oli at the beginning that it might have been recoverable if he drew a line and told the truth, albeit late","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRo5hWfG9Tvq3PsQ"},{"timestamp":1782878381,"iso":"2026-07-01T04:59:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he has clearly done the polar opposite of that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRpvpmfG9UmSMdXu"},{"timestamp":1782878427,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:00:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"who is it in Cornwall who is interested in this? I have someone in Cornwall who seems to be following the you website quite closely","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRsjH2fG9XX5rIFA"},{"timestamp":1782878465,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:01:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it's not you because you're in London, and it's not Oli or Cherny because they are in London too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRu1XGfG9Zr3Neq6"},{"timestamp":1782878481,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:01:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh well - interesting to see the ripples, at least","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRvznWfG9apan4wF"},{"timestamp":1782879025,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:10:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he told that lie pre-emptively about the person he loved, because he knew that it would be a disaster if anyone - well, Cherny - learned the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTSRAK2fG972oqDL5"},{"timestamp":1782879134,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:12:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"hence why I haven't cared tremendously about the accusation: if I'm going to be accused of stalking either way, i.e. accused of being in love with Oli and fixated on Oli, then I might as well explain *why* I am in love with him and fixated on him, and that that is not exactly unrequited, despite your very recent effort to try to paint it as such","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTSXtCGfG-CjeYtgV"},{"timestamp":1782879311,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:15:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know Oli is \"pissed off\", but I'm afraid this needed to be done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTSic22fG-NTZCx2J"},{"timestamp":1782879329,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:15:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so he is going to have to suck it up, and i know he ultimately will","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTSjmbmfG-OdBwWsQ"},{"timestamp":1782879425,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:17:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"please make sure he takes his insulin and knows how precious he is ❤️‍🩹","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTSpblmfG-USLZWZW"},{"timestamp":1782879885,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:24:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can’t you see how the group chats would be upsetting?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTTFfKmfG-wUtac38","replyText":"on the front, I Disapprove and Share Your Anger, and on the back, apparently, Sorry Darling I Hope You're Ok And I'm Sorry Sam Is Blowing This All Up","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRiDEmfG9M5sizbz"},{"timestamp":1782879929,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:25:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohh I hope it’s not uncle, that would be embarrassing! Perhaps someone using a vpn.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTTIM1mfG-zCgTJyr","replyText":"who is it in Cornwall who is interested in this? I have someone in Cornwall who seems to be following the you website quite closely","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRsjH2fG9XX5rIFA"},{"timestamp":1782879947,"iso":"2026-07-01T05:25:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m actually in Japan 🇯🇵","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTTJTu2fG-0JgJkcW","replyText":"it's not you because you're in London, and it's not Oli or Cherny because they are in London too","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTRu1XGfG9Zr3Neq6"},{"timestamp":1782898634,"iso":"2026-07-01T10:37:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes - do you think Oli is entitled never to be upset despite upsetting and wronging me? Do you think he's entitied to my loyalty and silence when he extends me none of either? That strikes me as a marvellous entitlement to have","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTk92_mfHQosgJQT9","replyText":"Can’t you see how the group chats would be upsetting?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTTFfKmfG-wUtac38"},{"timestamp":1782898644,"iso":"2026-07-01T10:37:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It also strikes me as nothing to do with *stalking*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTk-cn2fHQpS_JPxj"},{"timestamp":1782898663,"iso":"2026-07-01T10:37:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is not proper to misuse the criminal law as a means of relational control","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTk_qBGfHQqgBrtEe"},{"timestamp":1782901184,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:19:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think my family might have been upset by his constantly messaging them and screaming about wanking and so forth whenever he was upset at me? My 92-year-old grandmother learned to use her phone so she could leave that group chat, and everyone else left too, by the end, except my mum and my sister's ex-girlfriend Roxy 🤷","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTnZhnWfHTEXwCiRt"},{"timestamp":1782901285,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:21:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This whole thing is an absolutely disgraceful way to treat the one person who has forgiven him vast amounts, and whom he expects again to forgive him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTnfqUWfHTKgVJDBE"},{"timestamp":1782901299,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:21:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He started a group chat, with your grandmother?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTngh2mfHTLXtKrYH","replyText":"Do you think my family might have been upset by his constantly messaging them and screaming about wanking and so forth whenever he was upset at me? My 92-year-old grandmother learned to use her phone so she could leave that group chat, and everyone else left too, by the end, except my mum and my sister's ex-girlfriend Roxy 🤷","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTnZhnWfHTEXwCiRt"},{"timestamp":1782901344,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:22:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I added him to that group chat so he could feel he was part of the family","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTnjPPmfHTOFWOnHB"},{"timestamp":1782901348,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:22:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Brilliant decision that was","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTnjiHmfHTOYV3Ib0"},{"timestamp":1782902639,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:43:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How does he expect to be part of the family now? How does he expect my trust, after throwing me under the bus, and this time trying to have me wrongfully imprisoned, to cover up what he did for his own material comfort while still expecting my loyalty too?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilToySLGfHUdH-HxRm"},{"timestamp":1782902658,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:44:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am completely beyond appalled at all this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilToze1GfHUeUwMWAC"},{"timestamp":1782902709,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:45:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why should it always be me who has to forgive this crap?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTo2l9WfHUhb1p8Sp"},{"timestamp":1782902721,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:45:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why is it not for once his job to be at least adequate?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTo3UDWfHUiKCV1GI"},{"timestamp":1782902892,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:48:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The same goes for him. It genuinely felt as though those group chats were being used as a way to manipulate him\nas if the message was, “If you don’t talk to me, I’ll keep sending these private messages, personal recordings, and embarrassing videos to everyone.” That was the impression it gave. It felt very manipulative.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpBxFWfHUsm-4dzU"},{"timestamp":1782903074,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:51:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, is that a criticism? Could you explain what your criticism is?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpM2hGfHU3sZuKV0"},{"timestamp":1782903450,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:57:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Would you be embarrassed if someone published voice recordings of you at your most vulnerable, along with your private group chats, for everyone to see online? Would you be comfortable with that? I don’t think many people would.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpjz1mfHVOprHwVZ"},{"timestamp":1782903521,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:58:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would be embarrassed, yes. And?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpoIM2fHVS-Ph5YF"},{"timestamp":1782903554,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:59:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I didn't want that to happen, I wouldn't treat my boyfriend that way, and I wouldn't say things I regretted in that way.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpqIFWfHVU97S4EJ"},{"timestamp":1782903570,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:59:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So why did you do it to him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTprIcmfHVV-QhqNM"},{"timestamp":1782903582,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:59:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did I blame Oli for sending my chats with Nate (that 15 year old) to my family, just before I went to his house on April 12th? No, I've barely mentioned it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpr3FGfHVWs-dekk"},{"timestamp":1782903587,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:59:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think he should have done that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpsKoWfHVXAV_krB"},{"timestamp":1782903592,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:59:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think he should have cheated on me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpsfnmfHVXVcG7Vf"},{"timestamp":1782903598,"iso":"2026-07-01T11:59:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think he should have ignored me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpsztGfHVXpdvkDV"},{"timestamp":1782903609,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:00:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think he should have shouted at my family on iMessage about wanking?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTptgyGfHVYWtAr4Z"},{"timestamp":1782903614,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:00:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well o didn’t know about any of that.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTptzZGfHVYpI6-ev"},{"timestamp":1782903619,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:00:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And this is untrue","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpuGzWfHVY8MuM0d","replyText":"Do you think he should have cheated on me?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpsfnmfHVXVcG7Vf"},{"timestamp":1782903626,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:00:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or do you think Oli just entered the moral universe a second before I started those group chats?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpuhGGfHVZW82-dK"},{"timestamp":1782903639,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:00:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well why the fuck do you think any of this happened? For no reason at all??","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpvWPmfHVaL--l1G","replyText":"Well o didn’t know about any of that.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTptzZGfHVYpI6-ev"},{"timestamp":1782903673,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:01:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I thought it was because he was ignoring you and you wanted his attention.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpxcaGfHVcSH32UX","replyText":"Well why the fuck do you think any of this happened? For no reason at all??","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpvWPmfHVaL--l1G"},{"timestamp":1782903696,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:01:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why did he do this?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpy2MmfHVdr8Q0iT","replyText":"Did I blame Oli for sending my chats with Nate (that 15 year old) to my family, just before I went to his house on April 12th? No, I've barely mentioned it.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpr3FGfHVWs-dekk"},{"timestamp":1782903759,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:02:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It was because he had wronged me and had refused to apologise for it, yes. And when you wrong someone else and you refuse to apologise for it, you cannot then expect perfect and generous and loyal treatment in return.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTp2rU2fHVhhC0Z5q","replyText":"I thought it was because he was ignoring you and you wanted his attention.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpxcaGfHVcSH32UX"},{"timestamp":1782903818,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:03:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For too long he has been able to count on people like you to demand that I be loyal to him while ignoring absolutely everything he has done no matter how much I tell you about it. You tell me he has treated me disgracefully, tell me that \"Oli does what Oli wants\", and then tell me I owe him loyalty and decency and silence in return. Why? Are you cortically deaf? I genuinely do not know.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTp6P8GfHVlFwz8MN"},{"timestamp":1782903867,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:04:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because he was angry and spiteful that I expected him to explain himself and wouldn't let him run away and ignore me, as he has always done, until I give up and let it slide.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTp9PUGfHVoErfn5U","replyText":"Why did he do this?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTpy2MmfHVdr8Q0iT"},{"timestamp":1782903900,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just do not think this is an acceptable way to behave. Were you going to make some moral case as to how he was entitled to better treatment from me than he got? It sounded like you were going to, but I don't see where that argument is.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTp_RImfHVqG3BPzK"},{"timestamp":1782904014,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:06:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Whatever the situation was, it sounds very unhealthy to me. I’m sorry, but after listening to the voice recording you sent, where you were demanding that he add you on Facebook, I don’t think that’s an acceptable way to speak to anyone.\n\nEven if someone has been your partner for ten years, you can’t force them to do something or speak to them like that. I understand that emotions can run high, but if someone didn’t accept my friend request on Facebook, I’d probably take that as a sign and put my energy into people who actually wanted me in their life. I wouldn’t keep pushing the issue.\n\nThe way you were speaking to him came across as very intense and, honestly, quite intimidating. I found it uncomfortable to listen to, and I can only imagine how it must have felt to be on the receiving end of it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTqGNEGfHVxC0xjMA"},{"timestamp":1782904044,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:07:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"To be honest, the whole situation sounds completely toxic. It doesn’t sound healthy for either of you. From everything I’ve seen and heard, it seems like a relationship that had become very unhealthy, and I don’t think either of you were benefiting from it anymore.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTqIEfWfHVy6SbggK"},{"timestamp":1782904997,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:23:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The point was not that he had to add me on Facebook, haha. It's not like I was offended by not being his Facebook friend. The point was that he had refused for reasons that were obviously suspicious, and so I wanted to know why.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrCNWGfHWtDcpSvf"},{"timestamp":1782905017,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:23:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That was why it was a problem that day and not the day before, or the day before that, or [etc].","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrDd3WfHWuUImO59"},{"timestamp":1782905045,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:24:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I now know why! Haha.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrFIsWfHWv-ujHK0"},{"timestamp":1782905115,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:25:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In short, what I was saying was: \"you are clearly hiding something; what are you hiding?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrJdL2fHW0TMrFsI"},{"timestamp":1782905168,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:26:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Again, I now have the answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrMqDWfHW3gHP7lX"},{"timestamp":1782905287,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:28:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, to be clear, Oli *desperately* wanted me in his life, and about two hours later he sent this urgent retraction of the no-contact agreement that he had submitted half an hour before that:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrT8aWfHW-vr8Xe1","replyText":"Whatever the situation was, it sounds very unhealthy to me. I’m sorry, but after listening to the voice recording you sent, where you were demanding that he add you on Facebook, I don’t think that’s an acceptable way to speak to anyone.\n\nEven if someone has been your partner for ten years, you can’t force them to do something or speak to them like that. I understand that emotions can run high, but if someone didn’t accept my friend request on Facebook, I’d probably take that as a sign and put my energy into people who actually wanted me in their life. I wouldn’t keep pushing the issue.\n\nThe way you were speaking to him came across as very intense and, honestly, quite intimidating. I found it uncomfortable to listen to, and I can only imagine how it must have felt to be on the receiving end of it.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTqGNEGfHVxC0xjMA"},{"timestamp":1782905290,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:28:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrUH6mfHW-3MyPIo","attachments":["static/photos/1320957806821676.png"]},{"timestamp":1782905326,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:28:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He wanted me in his life on terms where he didn't have to treat me fairly or be honest, and could be supported in doing so by people like you, who have either been unable to think or have sort of recreationally refused to do so, I don't know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrWTrWfHXBJ0RHfu"},{"timestamp":1782905352,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:29:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was and am not willing to accept those terms, which is why we are where we are, and I have got tired of listening to tutting about my response","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrX63WfHXCwTqLyk"},{"timestamp":1782905411,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:30:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"From now on, you can tut all you want, but if he wants to treated as a friend then he will have to behave as a friend, and if he treats me as an enemy then he will be treated as one in return, however terribly upset that may make you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrbfV2fHXGVfTJAN"},{"timestamp":1782905542,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:32:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"From now on, you can tut all you want, but if he wants to be treated as a friend then he will have to behave as a friend, and if he treats me as an enemy then he will be treated as one in return, however terribly upset that may make you (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1782905542097"},{"timestamp":1782905656,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:34:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The difference between me and him is that I have never treated him in a way I couldn't account for (except hitting him, for which I apologised immediately and have taken responsibility for and will accept what punishment is due, but here I'm talking about long-term sustained behavioural posture rather than momentary bad decisions)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrqdO2fHXVTbyU7F"},{"timestamp":1782905675,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:34:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It doesn’t upset me at all. You keep saying that people are supporting him in treating you badly, but that’s simply not true.\n\nThe first time I became involved in any of this wasn’t because of Ollie. He never added me to a group chat or involved me in any of it. It was only ever you who contacted me.\n\nThe truth is, I don’t even know where Ollie was living before all of this. Honestly, I don’t, because I don’t feel the need to keep track of those sorts of details. So for you to suggest that I was somehow conspiring with him to cover up an affair because he wanted to live in a nicer house is, quite frankly, preposterous.\n\nFirst of all, Ollie would never ask me to do something like that. Secondly, I’ve known Ollie for well over twelve years, and I’ve actually known you even longer because I met you before I met him. The idea that I would deliberately take part in something like that is completely untrue.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrrmMGfHXWb25Dzo"},{"timestamp":1782905680,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:34:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can account for treating him as an enemy when he is treating me as one, though of course I would sooner not be in this position","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrr44GfHXWvNBnUR"},{"timestamp":1782905700,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:35:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He cannot account for, and ought to be ashamed of, treating me as an enemy while I was a friend to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrtJ7GfHXYALkTr-"},{"timestamp":1782905701,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:35:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That said, I think we’re past the point where any of this makes a difference. Even if Sam Churny stood directly in front of you and told you he wasn’t in a relationship with Ollie, I honestly think you’d still find a way to reject it because you’ve become so convinced of your own version of events. It feels as though you’ve become completely fixated on that belief, and I don’t think anything anyone says is going to change your mind.\n\nSo, from my perspective, it’s a lost cause.\n\nFor what it’s worth, whatever relationship exists between you and Ollie, I think it’s become incredibly unhealthy. I don’t think it’s good for either of you, and I genuinely don’t think you should continue pursuing it.\n\nI’ve really tried to explain my perspective, but I don’t think there’s anything more I can add.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrtOZ2fHXYEHIXOb"},{"timestamp":1782905712,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:35:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is the shameful thing: repaying loyalty with disloyalty","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrt5O2fHXYvjyJeD"},{"timestamp":1782905755,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:35:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would sooner not repay disloyalty with disloyalty - I would sooner be in a sunny world where I was giving loyalty and receiving loyalty in return - but what I am not going to do is endure disloyalty while affording him loyalty at the same time regardless","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrwggmfHXbWu1vrD"},{"timestamp":1782905766,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:36:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is not a sustainable basis for any human relationship of any kind","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrxLpWfHXcB658nZ"},{"timestamp":1782905815,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:36:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I don't mean loyalty in the mob sense, I mean loyalty in the proper sense, the sense that derives from loi and lex, i.e. abiding by laws and norms and being accountable","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTr0JZmfHXe_nIHEu"},{"timestamp":1782905835,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:37:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you delete your messages from that night, then?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTr1Zp2fHXgPvnjP4","replyText":"It doesn’t upset me at all. You keep saying that people are supporting him in treating you badly, but that’s simply not true.\n\nThe first time I became involved in any of this wasn’t because of Ollie. He never added me to a group chat or involved me in any of it. It was only ever you who contacted me.\n\nThe truth is, I don’t even know where Ollie was living before all of this. Honestly, I don’t, because I don’t feel the need to keep track of those sorts of details. So for you to suggest that I was somehow conspiring with him to cover up an affair because he wanted to live in a nicer house is, quite frankly, preposterous.\n\nFirst of all, Ollie would never ask me to do something like that. Secondly, I’ve known Ollie for well over twelve years, and I’ve actually known you even longer because I met you before I met him. The idea that I would deliberately take part in something like that is completely untrue.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrrmMGfHXWb25Dzo"},{"timestamp":1782905913,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:38:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would appreciate an explanation that is actually an explanation, and not just \"it was negative\", which frankly is an insult to my and to anyone's intelligence","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTr6IoWfHXk-30mQk"},{"timestamp":1782905947,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:39:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would also appreciate it if you stopped this routine while you haven't even dared to tell Cherny over the phone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTr8MVWfHXnCRz27_","replyText":"That said, I think we’re past the point where any of this makes a difference. Even if Sam Churny stood directly in front of you and told you he wasn’t in a relationship with Ollie, I honestly think you’d still find a way to reject it because you’ve become so convinced of your own version of events. It feels as though you’ve become completely fixated on that belief, and I don’t think anything anyone says is going to change your mind.\n\nSo, from my perspective, it’s a lost cause.\n\nFor what it’s worth, whatever relationship exists between you and Ollie, I think it’s become incredibly unhealthy. I don’t think it’s good for either of you, and I genuinely don’t think you should continue pursuing it.\n\nI’ve really tried to explain my perspective, but I don’t think there’s anything more I can add.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrtOZ2fHXYEHIXOb"},{"timestamp":1782905974,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:39:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t even know him. I met him briefly once","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTr92jWfHXosMFKZG","replyText":"I would also appreciate it if you stopped this routine while you haven't even dared to tell Cherny over the phone","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTr8MVWfHXnCRz27_"},{"timestamp":1782906007,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:40:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I would appreciate an end to this 'unhealthy' 'relationship' rubbish - a relationship is not an entity that is capable of experiencing illness, it is a word for how two people have interacted over time - if you think we have interacted in ways that are bad or wrong, we have a rich moral vocabulary for that that operates on *people* and *choices*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTr_12WfHXqr7fge1","replyText":"That said, I think we’re past the point where any of this makes a difference. Even if Sam Churny stood directly in front of you and told you he wasn’t in a relationship with Ollie, I honestly think you’d still find a way to reject it because you’ve become so convinced of your own version of events. It feels as though you’ve become completely fixated on that belief, and I don’t think anything anyone says is going to change your mind.\n\nSo, from my perspective, it’s a lost cause.\n\nFor what it’s worth, whatever relationship exists between you and Ollie, I think it’s become incredibly unhealthy. I don’t think it’s good for either of you, and I genuinely don’t think you should continue pursuing it.\n\nI’ve really tried to explain my perspective, but I don’t think there’s anything more I can add.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTrtOZ2fHXYEHIXOb"},{"timestamp":1782906066,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:41:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for example, the choice to try to carry on exclusive relationships with two people at once, while hiding to each person the exclusionary right pretended to the other","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsDdQWfHXuTQrb9R"},{"timestamp":1782906122,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:42:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So have I, and yet I was perfectly capable of shouting the truth to him from outside his gate and being arrested and prosecuted for it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsG4_WfHXxvIr6ZU","replyText":"I don’t even know him. I met him briefly once","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTr92jWfHXosMFKZG"},{"timestamp":1782906168,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:42:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You said he wasn’t there?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsJq0WfHX0g4ljat","replyText":"So have I, and yet I was perfectly capable of shouting the truth to him from outside his gate and being arrested and prosecuted for it","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsG4_WfHXxvIr6ZU"},{"timestamp":1782906175,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:42:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I, unlike you, didn't have the luxury of being able to let him know in a message, because Oli has made quite sure that all routes of communication between me and him were closed, and he did so long before I was shouting anything","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsKGomfHX08-7L53"},{"timestamp":1782906186,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:43:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He wasn't, no - another downside of that particular method of communication!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsKzemfHX1peZCV3","replyText":"You said he wasn’t there?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsJq0WfHX0g4ljat"},{"timestamp":1782906206,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:43:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When I say 'shouting the truth to him' I mean 'shouting the truth at his house in the expectation that he was inside it'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsMALmfHX22eXrJo"},{"timestamp":1782906206,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:43:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’ve said what you wanted now anyway?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsMCLmfHX24NclvV"},{"timestamp":1782906234,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:43:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have, yes, now, but I am making the point about your refusal to tell him because it has always been what illustrated to me that you were perfectly aware that he wasn't to know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsNvi2fHX4lw5f7D"},{"timestamp":1782906280,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:44:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Now he does know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsQjJmfHX7ZMvdrS"},{"timestamp":1782906290,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:44:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or at least an iPhone user on a Hyperoptic broadband connection in Hammersmith has perused my messages with you extensively","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsRKFGfHX8AWBlt4"},{"timestamp":1782906306,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:45:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you see it’s none of my business to do that.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsSJDmfHX8_Bbw4l","replyText":"I have, yes, now, but I am making the point about your refusal to tell him because it has always been what illustrated to me that you were perfectly aware that he wasn't to know","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsNvi2fHX4lw5f7D"},{"timestamp":1782906322,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:45:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can see that it was none of your business to talk to me about this, and yet you did, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsTEx2fHX97GHVXl"},{"timestamp":1782906339,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:45:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"First of all I would have to believe they were in a relationships, which Ollie has told me they’re not.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsUJKGfHX-_LcxaF"},{"timestamp":1782906352,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:45:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well I’ve known you for 15 years","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsU7cmfHX_xXDyit","replyText":"I can see that it was none of your business to talk to me about this, and yet you did, haha","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsTEx2fHX97GHVXl"},{"timestamp":1782906361,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:46:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Damien, do you think I cannot see quite clearly what is going on? I am slightly tired of having to argue for it every five minutes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsVdvWfHYAT3MdmS"},{"timestamp":1782906393,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:46:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You briefly came to believe it, didn't you, when you told me that maybe I was right and you really hadn't known anything - and then you decided again that it was impossible and that I was 'obviously' and 'totally' wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsXcGWfHYCSMyy3H","replyText":"First of all I would have to believe they were in a relationships, which Ollie has told me they’re not.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsUJKGfHX-_LcxaF"},{"timestamp":1782906411,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:46:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam they’re not together and never have been as far as I’m concerned.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsYgM2fHYDWR1N3k"},{"timestamp":1782906417,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:46:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think in reality you believed it all along, but what I am saying is that your official posture has not been consistent or trustworthy over time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsY7G2fHYDxcIu_y"},{"timestamp":1782906439,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:47:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oli wouldn’t lie like that.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsaO3GfHYFEyn3bi"},{"timestamp":1782906446,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:47:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsasBmfHYFiPN-18","replyText":"Oli wouldn’t lie like that.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsaO3GfHYFEyn3bi"},{"timestamp":1782906452,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:47:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not Oli! No, never!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsbA8WfHYF3SvLVQ"},{"timestamp":1782906458,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:47:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, Oli, a lie? No!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsbaLWfHYGNNsz5I"},{"timestamp":1782906467,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:47:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Truly he is like George Washington and the apple tree or whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsb9XWfHYGzg7FKe"},{"timestamp":1782906474,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:47:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or Thomas Jefferson or whoever that was","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTscZh2fHYHP6SHzj"},{"timestamp":1782906479,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:47:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"one of the two, i dunno","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsctJ2fHYHjZ7yzY"},{"timestamp":1782906500,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:48:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does it matter now anyway?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsd8-WfHYIyuXunw"},{"timestamp":1782906520,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:48:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It matters as between you and me, because it goes to the question of what you knew and what you should have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsfJ12fHYKAKOKZG"},{"timestamp":1782906557,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:49:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It no longer matters from a telic, you-needing-to-tell-him-lest-he-continue-in-ignorance standpoint","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTshaqWfHYMQ4mPTy"},{"timestamp":1782906572,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:49:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I wouldn’t treat anyone like that, and for what?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsiVD2fHYNLGSj0d"},{"timestamp":1782906596,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:49:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, that is your question to answer - it's not my job to give an account of your conscience, it is your job","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsjy_GfHYOo-yC4m","replyText":"I wouldn’t treat anyone like that, and for what?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsiVD2fHYNLGSj0d"},{"timestamp":1782906648,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:50:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though if I allow myself to indulge: I think you quite clearly expected the bail conditions and the prosecution to shut me up, and I think that was highlighted by your little gibe about \"wouldn't that violate your bail conditions?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsnAEmfHYR2aewwM"},{"timestamp":1782906661,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It obviously hasn't worked out that way in the end","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsny62fHYSpKVQE6"},{"timestamp":1782906666,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just don’t know why you want to think that so bad.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsoGO2fHYS8Wi-69"},{"timestamp":1782906678,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That wasn’t a gibe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTso2s2fHYTsou7Nd"},{"timestamp":1782906679,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh yes, Damien, that's the problem, that I'm just longing to think that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTso3JWfHYTtdRCWn"},{"timestamp":1782906684,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, delightful it is to feel betrayed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTspKrmfHYUBA6MrP"},{"timestamp":1782906691,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let's psychologise everything tediously because we are dullards","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTspo_GfHYUfOnZBv"},{"timestamp":1782906699,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I WANTED to have been betrayed by you, silly old me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsqFv2fHYU8MwHjo"},{"timestamp":1782906705,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All Sam's fault, etc etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsqgFWfHYVWTzXFV"},{"timestamp":1782906708,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsqpE2fHYVfWU0fh"},{"timestamp":1782906712,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t want you to get to get into trouble .","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsq4mmfHYVuuxF1b"},{"timestamp":1782906712,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:51:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Come on, let's be moral adults","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsq6mmfHYVw-Pgs1"},{"timestamp":1782906741,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:52:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, you had absolutely marvellous intentions, very poorly compassed, I'm sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTssr82fHYXh8eaAI","replyText":"I don’t want you to get to get into trouble .","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsq4mmfHYVuuxF1b"},{"timestamp":1782906765,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:52:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You were talking to Oli that night about how beneficent and honourable you wanted to be with respect to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsuKmGfHYZA2hI84"},{"timestamp":1782906774,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:52:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is what you deleted your 'negative' messages about","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsuqgGfHYZgxRzI2"},{"timestamp":1782906783,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:53:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You were just too honourable, like Prince Andy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsvNHGfHYaDZSNPg"},{"timestamp":1782906788,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:53:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Donnez-moi un break, as Boris would say","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsvkXGfHYaaq-hbm"},{"timestamp":1782906821,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:53:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am, again, not asking for loyalty in the discreditable mob sense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTsxjgWfHYcZXkFkY"},{"timestamp":1782906868,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:54:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I deserved punishment for the assault and I would never have asked for or expected that not to be reported (as it happened, Oli just mentioned it as colour, and the formal report was my own - I wouldn't have been prosecuted if I hadn't insisted on confessing and signing a statement, and they wouldn't have had evidence if I hadn't given them it)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTs0a7WfHYfRJJn36"},{"timestamp":1782906883,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:54:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My lawyer was quite clear that that was foolish of me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTs1Ut2fHYgK4ThI3"},{"timestamp":1782906892,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:54:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Another word for 'foolish' is 'honest'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTs14y2fHYgvCEdZM"},{"timestamp":1782906964,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:56:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I am carving that out of the sphere of things I am complaining about here - that is a distinct matter and that is fine - but lying and cutting ridiculous little gerrymandered shapes out of reality to present to the police in order to have me prosecuted for 'stalking' is quite another matter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTs6SSGfHYlIm4Wrw"},{"timestamp":1782907116,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:58:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It was not true to say that Oli left and asked me not to contact me after I hit him, it is not true (as he didn't explicitly say but very strongly implied) that we were long-separated ex-partners at the time that I hit him and that I hit him after randomly and inexplicably demanding his medical information (I would love to see him account for that to my mother, who was part of that conversation on that day), it is not true that he consistently told me not to contact him thereafter (he said the opposite through you), it is not true that he feared for his safety when I came to shout a few questions to Cherny from outside his open gate, it is *certainly* not true that I opened the fucking gate deliberately by some kind of lock-picking genius only to *not* walk through the fucking thing once it opened (it opened because it was a shitty fucking gate, and apparently a tiny bit of pressure applied to the top is enough to cause it to unlatch), etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTtDkgGfHYuavF0Zd"},{"timestamp":1782907127,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:58:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"None of this is true, in any sense of the word 'true'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTtEQeGfHYvGq1qXI"},{"timestamp":1782907161,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:59:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is why I titled my email to Cherny's father 'truth and troth' - Oli has not been true in either sense, and I think he should be ashamed of that considering that he has expected and will expect me to be true to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTtGUjWfHYxKu6KNj"},{"timestamp":1782907190,"iso":"2026-07-01T12:59:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I *have* been true to him, i.e. with respect to the assault and to what I did do, even as he has lied and evaded with respect to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTtIGv2fHYy8672rP"},{"timestamp":1782908964,"iso":"2026-07-01T13:29:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Incidentally I am working on a more auditable and transparent version of https://r-v-damien.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/ - since I've lost access to my Facebook account, if there were any chance that you would be able to export the conversation from your side, I would be grateful - this is not a trick, my only intention and the only thing it will foreseeably give me is a more raw and original record of a conversation for which I currently only have an old CSV that's on my computer from God knows when. Even then the version you'd be giving me wouldn't be, like, cryptographically attested or demonstrably true in any deep sense - it's not like you'd be handing me evidence for my defence - you'd just be giving me a version that would be a better starting point for the public record because I would be able to say \"this is the raw file as Facebook returned it, rather than a CSV whose provenance and possible past alterations I can't perfectly honestly remember or give an account of\".","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTu0YDmfHafKPsOJ8"},{"timestamp":1782909271,"iso":"2026-07-01T13:34:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm also missing a lot of messages from Messenger because the CSV I kept only covers that crucial part on May 9th, and so it would be nice, for the sake of completeness, to have as full a record of the Facebook conversation as I do of the Instagram part. I think the missing bits are not particularly incriminating of you, they are just me talking about the brothel theory and whatever other theories I had at that earlier point. I am trying to be honest here and to have an auditable, reproducible build process and all that other stuff that programmers love, haha. I guess that is partly to my advantage (in that I can say I'm provably being honest), but it is also to your advantage that we have what we know/agree is a full and faithful record.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTvHHrmfHax9r8hRm"},{"timestamp":1782913322,"iso":"2026-07-01T14:42:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, re your uncle worry, it's hard to say for sure but it would probably require him to have moved to Cornwall at the very least - here is what I know, in case it helps - my strongest theories are uncle or Chernian second home, which would fit parts of Cornwall but not particularly that part which I gather is not a Burnham Market / Walberswick sorta place:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTy-X6WfHepODqz9g"},{"timestamp":1782913323,"iso":"2026-07-01T14:42:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilTy-aC2fHepOHQddG","attachments":["static/photos/2334020737004265.png"]},{"timestamp":1782916736,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:38:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really do resent, by the way, the implication that I have or would have \"twisted\" anything (brought to us by the pair who tried to twist away my and Oli's whole relationship - \"made for each other\" etc - and present me as a crazed stalker ex-boyfriend, rather than explain to Cherny the fatal truth that I was acting on the presumably correct belief that he and Oli were in a relationship and that he therefore deserved to know about my and Oli's own relationship)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2OsZ2fHh5huHGfU"},{"timestamp":1782916902,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:41:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I may not always have been temperate, I may not always have treated Oli by that rarefied standard of behavioural perfection by which he has never come close to treating me, *but* I have never been dishonest, whereas Oli absolutely indisputably has been, and I think it is fairly plain that you have been too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2Y3ZWfHiDtGr8UF"},{"timestamp":1782916944,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:42:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2bZeGfHiGO3yOOt"},{"timestamp":1782916961,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:42:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you mean? I’m lost","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2cbEGfHiHQaExC9"},{"timestamp":1782916990,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:43:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, you said that your reason for refusing to share metadata about conversation deletion was that I \"would twist it\", as though \"twisting\" things were something that I had done, as opposed to something that you and Oli have done to extraordinary and staggering extents and that I have not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2eNW2fHiJDZxVfA"},{"timestamp":1782917024,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:43:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Even the bloody police file/report against me says, in fairly plain terms, that I have not been dishonest with them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2gTAmfHiLI9n543"},{"timestamp":1782917067,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:44:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2i6EGfHiNqRMZ32","attachments":["static/photos/3958308634471824.png"]},{"timestamp":1782917078,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:44:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2jlzmfHiOSRwQuI","attachments":["static/photos/1695177618302364.png"]},{"timestamp":1782917144,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:45:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2noSWfHiSWi6FG7","attachments":["static/photos/1769969407464645.png"]},{"timestamp":1782917263,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:47:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2u5BmfHiZuavE_N","attachments":["static/photos/27615244524833274.png"]},{"timestamp":1782917731,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:55:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This one was very oddly worded, in usual police style. Oli had said, or at least it had come in over the radio, that I had hit him in the _stomach_. I said 'no, I hit him on the head' (which immediately caused general panic and attempts to shut me up before I confessed to several murders and generated weeks of paperwork for them, haha). Only after I shouted louder and then signed a statement confirming my confession did Oli finally give an accurate statement that I had hit him on the head, as you remember. You also remember, presumably, that the relationship did not end after I hit him, that we exchanged god knows how many messages in those group chats with you, that Oli asked explicitly for my trust and said he loved me, and, in short, he did not adopt a 'no contact' posture until a week (well, 6 days) later, after my first visit. Why did he say the relationship ended after I hit him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT3LddGfHi2TDyQgW","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT2noSWfHiSWi6FG7"},{"timestamp":1782917846,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:57:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually, he said he asked for no contact after I hit him - he is careful not to acknowledge an active relationship _even leading up to the 12th_, and his statement is quite obviously worded to give the impression that we met only as ex-boyfriends on the 12th, to settle some sort of long-standing argument (\"to have a calm discussion when ADAMS randomly demanded my medical data, all of my blood, my perpetual loyalty and first-born son, etc and then hit me, because of course ADAMS is some sort of cartoon madman\"). Why is that? Come on, we both know perfectly well why it is.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT3Sdq2fHi9TsRorX"},{"timestamp":1782917946,"iso":"2026-07-01T15:59:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Saying that he went no-contact after the 12th is plausibly useful for the stalking charge even if he were not going out with Cherny, even if he just wanted rid of me, but saying or implying that *even until the 12th* we were not in a relationship is not – the only conceivable reason to say that is that the fact of the relationship itself needed to be hidden for non-legal, non-case reasons. (What might those possibly have been??? 🤔🤯)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT3YlUmfHjDbZKIXk"},{"timestamp":1782918018,"iso":"2026-07-01T16:00:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps if he wanted to go out with a blithely unobservant imbecile, he could have stuck with his initial boyfriend (sorry, no offence to him)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilT3c-qGfHjH0sVTZn"},{"timestamp":1782961291,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:01:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I take it things have finally come to an inflection point?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUguIl2fIMY-ik-ea"},{"timestamp":1782962465,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:21:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you for my YouTube channel's popularity, lol:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUh10hmfINgq5nscu"},{"timestamp":1782962470,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:21:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUh2GW2fINg5QGDGk","attachments":["static/photos/3576256522527191.png"]},{"timestamp":1782962556,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:22:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't know what is going on here, but I repeatedly sense that material about your position re Oli's/my and Oli's/Cherny's relationship seems to interest my small, presumably heavily Chernian viewership","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUh7WG2fINmLzpBEH"},{"timestamp":1782962600,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:23:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I am sorta up for pulling that thread","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUh-DI2fINo5kubkJ"},{"timestamp":1782962649,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:24:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, passively now, because, as I say, I am done, and besides I am basically out of material","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUiBCs2fINr5C7FNw"},{"timestamp":1782962673,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:24:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, if this is not enough, fuck knows what is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUiCf1WfINtVtRygN"},{"timestamp":1782962717,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:25:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As I said to Papa Cherny:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUiFJsmfINwAB2Qql"},{"timestamp":1782962721,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:25:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUiFbVGfINwMePYEx","attachments":["static/photos/2193850377821033.png"]},{"timestamp":1782962977,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:29:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I swear to god I am going to fucking well bill this bloody family for my time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUiVDg2fIN_52kyTK"},{"timestamp":1782963067,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:31:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUiag_mfIOFOXH7Qq","attachments":["static/photos/4367417540175617.png"]},{"timestamp":1782963080,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:31:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I could not have been more right in those emails","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUibT8GfIOGKYitoQ"},{"timestamp":1782963105,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:31:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fucking staggering how long it has taken them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUic2l2fIOHs4TTIf"},{"timestamp":1782963132,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:32:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"An anencephalic neonate could have figured it out in less time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUieggWfIOJWyyTzw"},{"timestamp":1782963283,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:34:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some thanks from that godforsaken bloody Tristan da Cunha evolutionary cul de sac of a family wouldn't go amiss","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUinucmfIOSk1-Pyb"},{"timestamp":1782963295,"iso":"2026-07-02T04:34:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect I'll probably die waiting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUiob5GfIOTSRC0K9"},{"timestamp":1782966515,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:28:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also take it Oli has moved out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUls_G2fIRX1QakDL"},{"timestamp":1782966563,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:29:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I suppose his plan went excellently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUlv6R2fIRawjhzQv"},{"timestamp":1782966576,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:29:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I suppose that will be my fault rather than his","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUlwsFWfIRbiZMomE"},{"timestamp":1782967043,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:37:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is up to him now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUmNML2fIR4CiJXzQ"},{"timestamp":1782967089,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:38:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"whether he wants to go to his grave whinging about 'manipulation' when he is not given love and housing by the universe, or whether he accepts that human life involves dealing decently with one another","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUmQC3WfIR6v8XexL"},{"timestamp":1782967094,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:38:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and that you get what you give","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUmQWOmfIR7C_3xry"},{"timestamp":1782967139,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:38:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would like to think that he will learn something and decide to be better than he has been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUmTGAWfIR9yjZzng"},{"timestamp":1782967558,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:45:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, good idea with the trying to get me locked up thing, incidentally","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUmspbmfISXapa4n7"},{"timestamp":1782967619,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:46:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That was clearly meant to shut me up - in fact it gave me an unquestionable justification for bringing the truth to light at a time when I had more or less said my piece already and would otherwise have had little more to say","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUmwYSmfISbOO4HuI"},{"timestamp":1782967701,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:48:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact if the Chernys listen to their doorbell camera recordings, if they still have them, they will hear me saying exactly that to the nice policeman I was chatting to: that I didn't mind being arrested, that I considered it worth it for the opportunity to say what I had needed to say, and that I had nothing more to say to them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm1WGmfISgMBzgFP"},{"timestamp":1782967757,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:49:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Instead you made it a question of clearing my name","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm4zeWfISjpb8WTQ"},{"timestamp":1782967777,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:49:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm6CB2fISk24aaew","replyText":"Instead you made it a question of clearing my name","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm4zeWfISjpb8WTQ"},{"timestamp":1782967785,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:49:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You plural","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm6fYGfISlVj-F2W"},{"timestamp":1782967791,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:49:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You and Oli, that is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm615WfISlsL2VbR"},{"timestamp":1782967814,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:50:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just: not the best tactical decision, particularly when the internet exists and getting the truth out doesn't absolutely depend on being legally able to shout from someone's doorstep","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm8QDGfISnGbfWkA"},{"timestamp":1782967816,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:50:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh stop being silly Sam.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm8XyWfISnNn6NvH"},{"timestamp":1782967840,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:50:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, I'm terribly silly, aren't I","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm94LWfISouSXl0Y","replyText":"Oh stop being silly Sam.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm8XyWfISnNn6NvH"},{"timestamp":1782967843,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:50:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"etc etc etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm-CXmfISo4qZOQf"},{"timestamp":1782967860,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:51:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't ... I am bored of this routine, sorry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUm_EymfISp7NA7KT"},{"timestamp":1782967902,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:51:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway I am glad if the situation is finally coming to a pass, and I think it is quite stupefying how long and how much it has taken for the Chernys to see what is right in front of, or possibly even slightly behind, their noses","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUnBptGfISsfkIVcE","reactions":["🙏"]},{"timestamp":1782967935,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:52:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 🙏 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUnDrdAAAAAAAAAFo"},{"timestamp":1782967943,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:52:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUnEKc2fISvAP-svL"},{"timestamp":1782967963,"iso":"2026-07-02T05:52:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUnFYxGfISwG68ZNo","attachments":["static/photos/1175554381405882.png"]},{"timestamp":1782968700,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:05:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The machine is 100% right here:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUnyUkWfITdKK_Jqm"},{"timestamp":1782968704,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:05:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUnykumfITdPy62zY","attachments":["static/photos/868278095939589.png"]},{"timestamp":1782968777,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:06:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will forgive him and still love him, don't worry, but he doesn't deserve it and I can quite understand if the Chernys have not taken the same view of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUn3DAmfITh5VKsHY"},{"timestamp":1782968867,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:07:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ but that is what astonishes and appals me: that I have forgiven so much, and extended him so much grace, that it is not only wrong but ugly and small how he has repaid me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUn8he2fITnX2Vq3n"},{"timestamp":1782968911,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:08:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"not as good as he is capable of being","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUn_OpGfITqE_Tu0l"},{"timestamp":1782969313,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:15:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also I am inferring from your non-denial that I am right about things coming to a pass","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUoXwcWfIUCmsWoBU"},{"timestamp":1782969357,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:15:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUoabNmfIUFNWGY61","attachments":["static/photos/2505161739913924.png"]},{"timestamp":1782969388,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:16:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t read any of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUocWtmfIUHMU0lO3"},{"timestamp":1782969462,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:17:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Cool cool","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUog4ZmfIULsaz9II"},{"timestamp":1782969481,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:18:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I should get some rest - to be continued 🎬","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUoiCmGfIUM43QyNk"},{"timestamp":1782971651,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:54:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way, Oli said in one of those voice messages that I wouldn't love him if he were a 'loser'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUqmdm2fIWRT_C4Zn"},{"timestamp":1782971662,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:54:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He should know that that is not the case","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUqnJd2fIWR_tXePN"},{"timestamp":1782971810,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:56:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I love *him*, in all his himness, not any incidental thing, just him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUqwLXGfIWbBjc0FE"},{"timestamp":1782971847,"iso":"2026-07-02T06:57:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The universe is empty to me aside from him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilUqya4mfIWdQ6uh2O"},{"timestamp":1783122725,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:52:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Got arrested again!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW6rRrWfKmWHfBPZg"},{"timestamp":1783122729,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:52:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was interesting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW6rj6WfKmWZUWf8t"},{"timestamp":1783122744,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:52:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am apparently the first person to leave Stoke Newington police station a Yelp review","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW6sbL2fKmXRcMpd8"},{"timestamp":1783122749,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:52:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW6sxs2fKmXnptodr","attachments":["static/photos/970182392649377.png"],"reactions":["😂"]},{"timestamp":1783122883,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:54:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhh sorry that happened!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW609d2fKmf0sgrgi"},{"timestamp":1783122885,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:54:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 😂 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW61EoAAAAAAAAAM4"},{"timestamp":1783122898,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:54:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"At least you’re taking it in your striden","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW612ZGfKmgrjm9aA","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW6sxs2fKmXnptodr"},{"timestamp":1783123058,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:57:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is quite fun! It's an opportunity to catch up on my sleep, and I am gradually learning how to prepare for it, e.g. not buying a new phone or not mentioning having a phone – I was pleased this time to escape without another lost phone – and also bringing a book, *and not* R D Laing but something actually gripping when one is a bit distracted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW6_li2fKmqcEljHh","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783123086,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:58:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Before next time I think I might order some John Grisham novels or other such airport-grade page-turners","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7BVrWfKmsMG7Ri4","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783123114,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:58:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps some of Patricia Highsmith's Ripley books, in homage to Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7DCMGfKmt4VzsKV"},{"timestamp":1783123134,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:58:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7EPswAAAAAAAAJ9"},{"timestamp":1783123145,"iso":"2026-07-04T00:59:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7E5ZAAAAAAAAAMW"},{"timestamp":1783123208,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:00:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol, I’m just finishing Jamison’s book atm. It’s very good actually.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7Iy5WfKmzqBd29U"},{"timestamp":1783123270,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:01:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, he mentioned it to me! I should order that for next time! In fact I'll do so now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7MjzWfKm3Z32Vrg"},{"timestamp":1783123294,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:01:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually it would be quite funny to turn up with it, given the main controversy of Jamison's life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7OAxmfKm43NiSFS","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783123319,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:01:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I must say Stoke Newington police station was not Matrosskaya Tishina, or however exactly one spells it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7Phc2fKm6X6PANb"},{"timestamp":1783123389,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:03:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They are very sweet people on the whole - the main people with whom I have a gripe are the morons at the Public Protection Unit, though I have barely met them (only really in my second interview, i.e. last time)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7T0HGfKm-qGej3h"},{"timestamp":1783123550,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:05:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One of the arresting policemen this time asked why I had a brain scan on the wall and whether I worked in some neuro field, so I ended up explaining that it was from a study I'd taken part in at uni, that my parents had had it framed as a joke, that I gathered one couldn't tell much from it other than that I was probably male, i.e. most of us have basically identical brains, insofar as a scan can discern. I then explained that one of my friends had a huge chunk of his brain missing, visible easily on brain scans, but that he has no functional impairment because it happened in childhood. The policeman was interested, so I explained that one can tolerate losing a chunk of cortex in childhood, that the brain adapts, and that it is only really losing cortex in adulthood that leads to functional deficits. I then explained that if one loses a large chunk of one's cortex in adulthood, one can always go to work at the Public Protection Unit of the Metropolitan Police. He laughed, haha...","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7dqqWfKnIgZ5OI6","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783123917,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:11:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW70C0AAAAAAAAAFE"},{"timestamp":1783124000,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:13:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe too sweet. You don’t seem to be to deterred by it all","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW75FhGfKnj8ljOWl","replyText":"They are very sweet people on the whole - the main people with whom I have a gripe are the morons at the Public Protection Unit, though I have barely met them (only really in my second interview, i.e. last time)","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW7T0HGfKm-qGej3h"},{"timestamp":1783124015,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:13:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW76DXAAAAAAAAACL"},{"timestamp":1783125356,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:35:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, and nor should I be! It is not meant to be punishment, just to remind people. The punishment is meant to take place after trial and conviction!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9L2rmfKo2tLKDf_"},{"timestamp":1783125438,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:37:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The English state is trying to do 'process as punishment' in the way that my sister's supervisor (whom I call the toilet lesbian, because she is heir to a great toilet fortune and also is in love with my sister) wrote about: https://press.princeton.edu/ideas/public-thinker-issa-kohler-hausmann-on-misdemeanors-and-mass-incarceration?srsltid=AfmBOoqTdLQQNmVn6s0Dt2S3LsDZJO290-5XZZfTtXt3Ulsv45iRC-lu But it is unwilling to make the process actually punitive, because it is too English to do so, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9Q4QGfKo7sPP3ou"},{"timestamp":1783125482,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:38:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It reminds me a bit of Bracton writing about outlawry: the outlaw is outside the law and may be killed on sight, *but* only after he has missed five consecutive court summons and been declared an outlaw following the proper forms, processes, and safeguards, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9TjZ2fKo-ZhX8Dj"},{"timestamp":1783125557,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:39:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I find this sort of view civically disappointing - what the state should do is try me promptly, not impose worse punishments without trial","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9YJ4mfKpDAHnHeo","replyText":"Maybe too sweet. You don’t seem to be to deterred by it all","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW75FhGfKnj8ljOWl"},{"timestamp":1783125587,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:39:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One of the policemen I was speaking to this time said that he had just arrested a man for burglary, and that man was due to stand trial in 2028 - this is ridiculous","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9Z_9mfKpE2Xzloz"},{"timestamp":1783125593,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:39:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean I don’t know why you were arrested","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9aUGWfKpFJ8uTUD"},{"timestamp":1783125715,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:41:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For breaching my bail conditions by sending Oli an email, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9h0HGfKpMqieVua"},{"timestamp":1783125786,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:43:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"They withdrew the charge after I said that, without access to any of my computing devices, I couldn't remember whether I had emailed Oli on particular dates about a week ago, and that they would therefore have to show the emails in question, which they presumably had from their end","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9mJaGfKpQ_1b8a0"},{"timestamp":1783125912,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:45:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have since looked and the emails I sent on those days were these:\n\n> Just so you know, when this is over, I am imposing a two-week no-Quavers penalty :| Keep safe and warm and insulin-ed bub xx\n\n> I understand, by the way. I now have a pretty good idea of what has gone on over the last 2 ½ years, I get it, I don't think you're evil, I think it is beautiful in a way that *non unquam spem ponit amor*, but it was never going to be cost-free and you can't have a double life and treat me badly and expect me to bear the cost forever. Regardless you're not evil. You're my bub and you will always be the most precious thing in the universe. Keep safe for now. I love you, however silly you may be, ok?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9t0m2fKpYq9r1B2"},{"timestamp":1783125935,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:45:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> I forgive you, Oli, now that I know what there is to forgive, but this whole stupid prosecution thing is not going to work and you need to work things out in some way with the Chernys. I am here for you, as you know I am and always will be. God knows why, but you're my bub, and that is enough. xx","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9vMUWfKpaC2Xi5U"},{"timestamp":1783125974,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:46:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I presume they weren't willing to seriously present those emails in court as warranting my arrest and the expenditure of god knows how much of the state's time and resources","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9xk3WfKpcbPtF9f"},{"timestamp":1783126127,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:48:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If they want to expedite my trial, I would welcome that, and I have already indicated through my lawyer that I am ready to make my case whenever the state is willing to make its case - however right now it seems the state prefers to spend its time policing my emails and bail conditions than making its case at trial, which would take barely more time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW969bmfKplz0XuYX"},{"timestamp":1783126188,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:49:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I am not going to pretend that its bail conditions can borrow moral authority from a case it has yet to make at trial when it is choosing to spend its time on the former rather than the latter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW9-pm2fKppgAnvks"},{"timestamp":1783126659,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:57:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In case this is clearer:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-bbeGfKqGR0d2pa"},{"timestamp":1783126663,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:57:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-bqcWfKqGXArfGi","attachments":["static/photos/1368531704636679.png"]},{"timestamp":1783126736,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:58:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I meant It jokingly 🤣","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-gHImfKqK85bRCa","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-bqcWfKqGXArfGi"},{"timestamp":1783126767,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:59:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I just read your glowing review. It was quite funny lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-iAb2fKqM2IHsqq"},{"timestamp":1783126777,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:59:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh right - well, the magistrate said it to me non-jokingly, so I gave you the answer I'd have liked to give her but couldn't be bothered to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-iocWfKqNe5SKeA"},{"timestamp":1783126797,"iso":"2026-07-04T01:59:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you! They now have a five-star average rating!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-j0CWfKqOqNP_Gt","replyText":"I just read your glowing review. It was quite funny lol","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-iAb2fKqM2IHsqq"},{"timestamp":1783126842,"iso":"2026-07-04T02:00:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I like the functionaries of the system and I will prepare better for next time, and if Oli wants to change my behaviour then he will change it in the direction of considering him less and going to others more 🤷‍♂️","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-ml1GfKqRcLNi8y"},{"timestamp":1783126916,"iso":"2026-07-04T02:01:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I find it slightly disgraceful of him to react to my forgiving emails by trying yet again to take advantage of the opportunity to have me locked up on a technicality, but that is up to him and his conscience","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-rGq2fKqV9Bui0j"},{"timestamp":1783127000,"iso":"2026-07-04T02:03:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But some day he will have to account for that, as for everything else, to me and my family and those who care about me, and ... I don't really know how to help him there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW-wMN2fKqbCHt8Tj"},{"timestamp":1783127669,"iso":"2026-07-04T02:14:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilW_ZD0WfKrDztCcbT","attachments":["static/photos/1753951469095640.png"]},{"timestamp":1783131030,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:10:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This may also help explain my position here:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXCmMHmfKuRClvgK9"},{"timestamp":1783131046,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:10:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXCnLpmfKuR36T8FN","attachments":["static/photos/1069436708764720.png"]},{"timestamp":1783131064,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:11:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXCoRKWfKuTDrLMGV","attachments":["static/photos/1573177717483590.png"]},{"timestamp":1783131344,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:15:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Personally I think it is quite disgraceful that you tell me Oli has treated me unconscionably, and then complain when I respond in kind while conspiring with and refusing to say anything like the same to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXC5Xy2fKukOT2Oyi"},{"timestamp":1783131380,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:16:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What have you said to him by way of criticism, to this date? Have you said to him that he behaved unconscionably? What were you saying to him while you were sneering at me about my being 'unwell'?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXC7kXmfKuma-bOBc"},{"timestamp":1783131440,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:17:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think, if you had said that he was behaving unconscionably, that he might have listened, taken stock of his behaviour, and been in a slightly less dreadful position now?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXC_MQ2fKuqCug848"},{"timestamp":1783131466,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:17:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What has your policy of enabling his treatment of me (and Sam Cherny) achieved for him, let alone for anyone else?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDAx-GfKuroeSRji"},{"timestamp":1783131512,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:18:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well firstly I was never sneering at anyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDDmD2fKuuboiqYn"},{"timestamp":1783131535,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:18:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What has he done to Cherny?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDFBXGfKuv3E-YCt","replyText":"What has your policy of enabling his treatment of me (and Sam Cherny) achieved for him, let alone for anyone else?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDAx-GfKuroeSRji"},{"timestamp":1783131610,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:20:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you say to him about his behaviour?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDJnEmfKu0dhgJ4t"},{"timestamp":1783131674,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:21:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"While you were criticising my behaviour to me, as you have done throughout this thread and our Facebook thread, what have you ever said to Oli about his?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDNedmfKu4U3sT3t"},{"timestamp":1783131760,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:22:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you say to him that he was \"unwell\" or that he was wrong to, for example, lie to me for half a year about being Albanian, or to tell those around him that I was a stalker when I was in fact his boyfriend and the person whom, in your eyes, he was \"made for\" and who was \"made for\" him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDStymfKu9kNtKK3"},{"timestamp":1783131985,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:26:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not getting into the \"is he in a relationship with Cherny?\" argument again, but at the very least he has lied to him (for 🤯👻🧐🫆_mysterious_❓🎃🤔🕵🏻‍♂️ reasons !!!) about the nature of his relationship with me, telling his mother in February (I believe the same month in which you said you were delighted that we had worked it out, and that we were made for each other, etc) that I was a \"stalker\", thus laying the groundwork for all this if ever I ended up contacting Cherny or his family or going to Oli's house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDgeWmfKvLUp7zT1","replyText":"What has he done to Cherny?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDFBXGfKuv3E-YCt"},{"timestamp":1783132040,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:27:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you told him he was wrong to lie about these things, to lie about me, to lie to Cherny and his family, to fuck with my head, and to make all of this so virtually inevitable that you yourself have been unwilling or unable to say what else you would have done in my position?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDj2hWfKvOtApIxV"},{"timestamp":1783132066,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:27:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or have you told me you disapproved of him, and then proceeded to say nary a word to him while continuing to criticise me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDlbOWfKvQRqwRHt"},{"timestamp":1783132152,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:29:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Answers on a postcard, please, though I expect this postcard won't be delivered for quite some time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDqqEmfKvVgjQ1KR"},{"timestamp":1783132238,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:30:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I swear to god I will write a mercilessly fair account of everything that has happened here, and please do not mistake 'fair' as meaning 'kind and flattering'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXDv6M2fKvawla5fD"},{"timestamp":1783132321,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:32:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am sick to death of being asked to put up with endless untruths and injustices by people who cannot even put up with truth and justice without whinging and near enough combusting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXD0_ImfKvf1UQEmk"},{"timestamp":1783132398,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:33:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have asked me to put up with gross and severe defamation while complaining that I have told the truth about Oli, and apparently feeling that Oli has the right to lie about me while I don't have the right to tell the truth about him, and that it is perfectly fair if he does the former in response to my doing the latter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXD5qVGfKvkgzpMBS"},{"timestamp":1783132424,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:33:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have been the main vocal Atlas of a completely inverted moral universe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXD7R-WfKvmIUt0m1"},{"timestamp":1783132436,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:33:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s not my business to comment on anyone’s behavior. I only did so with you because you don’t seem to see how your own behavior has caused Oli to cease contact with you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXD7-i2fKu8V8cqEf"},{"timestamp":1783132466,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:34:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think that’s quite unfair","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXD91wmfKvoVo_GQH"},{"timestamp":1783132479,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:34:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's not your business to comment on my behaviour or Oli's then. Why did you comment on mine and not Oli's?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXD-pcmfKvpfpQpSK","replyText":"It’s not my business to comment on anyone’s behavior. I only did so with you because you don’t seem to see how your own behavior has caused Oli to cease contact with you","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXD7-i2fKu8V8cqEf"},{"timestamp":1783132563,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:36:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if my behaviour has \"caused\" Oli to do what he has done, then has his behaviour \"caused\" me to do what I have done? Did you think about mentioning that to him? You said to me that you would run for the hills. You said that if you were me, you would be utterly despondent. Did you say to him that you caused me to feel that way?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEDvPmfKvulpmrD8"},{"timestamp":1783132571,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:36:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What exactly have you said to him by way of criticism?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEEPaWfKvvF80KXu"},{"timestamp":1783132576,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:36:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Absolutely nothing, I'm guessing?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEEjVmfKvvZ1Odp_"},{"timestamp":1783132654,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:37:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is what you said to me back in early May:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEJVXWfKv0LqASu9"},{"timestamp":1783132657,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:37:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEJgxmfKv0Tv0hmj","attachments":["static/photos/1888932631783239.png"]},{"timestamp":1783132686,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:38:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXELPcmfKv2Arf_nv","attachments":["static/photos/2117849838945017.png"]},{"timestamp":1783132731,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:38:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said you tortured yourself looking for a reason. Far be it from me to object to your torturing yourself, but did you also consider asking him? Or not? What have you spoken about with him? His fault in any of this? Or just how to get me to shut up?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEOBq2fKv44IGc2s"},{"timestamp":1783132768,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:39:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What were you saying to him when you were sneering at me about my being ill? How the _fuck_ do you defend any of this? I would like to know because I can say it in your defence when I write a fucking book about the fucked up shit that has happened here.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEQRXGfKv7H9M3v3"},{"timestamp":1783132798,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:39:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there anything you have to say for yourself that will make you look like a comprehensible fucking human being?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXESHVmfKv891VoW_"},{"timestamp":1783132926,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:42:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I see you're not exactly champing at the bit. Maybe you can tell me you're scared of me again? That might shut me up, eh?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEZ4UGfKwEuvDyot"},{"timestamp":1783133062,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:44:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because you asked me too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEiN92fKvw9YVBtG"},{"timestamp":1783133083,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:44:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I asked you to/too what?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEjd82fKwOUeQr_Z"},{"timestamp":1783133230,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:47:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Look, I get that you’re angry, but I’m not a punching bag. I really don’t deserve that. For what it’s worth I hope you’re going to be okay.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEsc-WfKwQUEsjzJ"},{"timestamp":1783133263,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:47:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you say to him, and do you have anything to say for yourself?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEuewmfKwZVRr2gd"},{"timestamp":1783133289,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:48:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If asking you those questions is \"treating you as a punching bag\", then I think you can blame yourself for that, because I would be able to answer the same questions for myself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEwDqWfKwa6GlOsy"},{"timestamp":1783133347,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:49:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, while you're lamenting your own 'punching bag' status, you can perhaps spare a thought for how you and Oli have treated me over the past month or two","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXEzm7GfKwedCYDcC"},{"timestamp":1783133434,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:50:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will write about what has happened, and if that is all you have to say for yourself - that self-pitying, wallowing dross - then I will record that that was all you had to say for yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXE47F2fKwjxmuwKT"},{"timestamp":1783133476,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:51:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ugh this is so boring","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXE7feWfKwehbUOdf"},{"timestamp":1783133490,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:51:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why not just say you're scared of me, then, Damien, and call it a day","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXE8UGGfKwnKOIFrQ"},{"timestamp":1783133496,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:51:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I hope I get my own chapter in your book 📕","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXE8uYGfKwfNZYjtB"},{"timestamp":1783133503,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:51:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You will get far more than a chapter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXE9ImmfKwn_KL3AY"},{"timestamp":1783133584,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:53:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you stop\nHating on me and cheer the fuck up. I’ve only wanted you to be well.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFCE4WfKwr7MgvxS"},{"timestamp":1783133640,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:54:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Damien, I am asking one factual question. You have repeatedly criticised my behaviour. What, specifically, have you said to Oli by way of criticism of his behaviour? If the answer is nothing, say nothing. If the answer is something, say what.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFFgkGfKwwW8OGlI"},{"timestamp":1783133760,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:56:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you send me a link to that review lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFM1aGfKwsWnIxDD"},{"timestamp":1783133761,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:56:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s too good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFM482fKwslLZdSJ"},{"timestamp":1783133811,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:56:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here, it is the only review there: https://yelp.com/biz/stoke-newington-police-station-london","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFP7ZGfKw6uZ2ZCO"},{"timestamp":1783133897,"iso":"2026-07-04T03:58:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Now maybe you can repay me, for once, by answering my one question: what have you said to Oli about his behaviour? What criticisms have you offered him? Any? Any at all? He will read this, so you can answer here alternatively. What do you have to say to him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFVJh2fKw___DIn1"},{"timestamp":1783134118,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:01:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nothing? Is that your final answer? No criticism of him, not even the ones you made back in May, but rather only criticisms of me? Perhaps you can expand on your moral theory of how Oli should be allowed to do whatever he wants, while you will devote your apparently ample time to nitpicking anything and everything I do that \"pisses him off\" in return?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFiqhGfKxNg-Re1-"},{"timestamp":1783134172,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:02:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam you punched oli in the face and harassed him for weeks!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFl922fKxQzcqDms"},{"timestamp":1783134190,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:03:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What have you said to him about the behaviour you said would have driven me to \"run for the hills\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFnE-2fKxR7cyIft"},{"timestamp":1783134201,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:03:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would have driven you, rather, if you were me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFntOmfKxSjTqHt5"},{"timestamp":1783134222,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:03:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you say to him about behaviour that you said led you to \"torture yourself looking for an explanation\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFpBB2fKxT3Ukamy"},{"timestamp":1783134264,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:04:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFrkk2fKxWU5QIr7","attachments":["static/photos/801449942962378.png"]},{"timestamp":1783134270,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:04:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why does any of this matter?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFr8R2fKxWx3I1-Q"},{"timestamp":1783134276,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:04:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What have you said to him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFsT-GfKxXKQ3eZ5"},{"timestamp":1783134286,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:04:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"While you have nitpicked my reactions to his treatment of him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFs4z2fKxXvWMug4"},{"timestamp":1783134288,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:04:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s this obsessive behavior which puts people off Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFtB_mfKxX3rgOoo"},{"timestamp":1783134298,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:04:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What have you said to him? Will you answer that question or won't you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFtqnGfKxYhFQtFr"},{"timestamp":1783134303,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:05:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If nothing, will you say nothing?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFt-CmfKxY0gtGWb"},{"timestamp":1783134333,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:05:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Go on, since you're so certain of your moral position and of your criticism of my \"obsessive behaviour that puts people off\". What have you said to him by way of criticism, and have you said anything at all?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFvxiGfKxan5KQx8"},{"timestamp":1783134358,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:05:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why would that be any of your business anyway 🤣","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFxSzGfKxcIWZ64H"},{"timestamp":1783134364,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:06:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Crossing boundaries.!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFxrX2fKxchBYbSp"},{"timestamp":1783134369,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:06:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You've said nothing, then, I take it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFx9W2fKxczvBwB3"},{"timestamp":1783134393,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:06:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But you don't have the guts to actually say that explicitly.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXFzc3GfKxeTRuAfe"},{"timestamp":1783134404,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:06:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because you are perfectly aware of how shameful it is.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXF0IAmfKxe-hS3uG"},{"timestamp":1783134426,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:07:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please don't answer me with anything other than an answer to the question of what, if anything, you have said to him.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXF1eU2fKxgUwIntx"},{"timestamp":1783134448,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:07:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't need more insincere and nasty gibes, I need honesty.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXF21NGfKxhrNEl9D"},{"timestamp":1783134466,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:07:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I think, at this point, the situation calls for some honesty.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXF33_WfKxiuZDiIo"},{"timestamp":1783134481,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:08:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you have said nothing, say so.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXF4yzGfKxjpL_z5G"},{"timestamp":1783134493,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:08:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I only reply to you because I don’t think you’re very well, I think you’re quite lonely. I’ve had enough of your abuse for today. I’m going to put you on mute for now!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXF5jjGfKxkZPOWo8"},{"timestamp":1783134504,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:08:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have a spine for once, Damien.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXF6O5mfKxlFIPpt-"},{"timestamp":1783134573,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:09:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I'll upload these latest chat logs to my site documenting your and my conversation. I consider this beyond pathetic and I would be stunned if anyone else disagreed.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXF-cJ2fKxpSnULbF","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783134632,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:10:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXGCCygAAAAAAAAKh"},{"timestamp":1783134659,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:10:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re such a nasty bully, it’s no wonder Oli wants nothing to do with you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXGDsxGfKxuigc8rt"},{"timestamp":1783134795,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:13:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I asked you what criticisms you offered to Oli, and because you don't want to give me the honest answer, which is none?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXGL-02fKx21TkIF7"},{"timestamp":1783134834,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:13:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you so upset by that? Why is that bullying? Have you paid any thought at all to what that means about your behaviour and the effect it has had on me, while I am being prosecuted because of the lies that you know Oli has told and which you haven't told him not to?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXGOXymfKx5ODSYIJ"},{"timestamp":1783134847,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:14:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or are you the real victim here, Damien? Is it all me being terribly mean to you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXGPLZ2fKx6B2netX"},{"timestamp":1783134857,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:14:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Christ, I don't even know what to say to this shit.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXGPx22fKx6oRKdlZ"},{"timestamp":1783136132,"iso":"2026-07-04T04:35:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXHdnamfKzIYSBvBG","attachments":["static/photos/1212477874298214.png"]},{"timestamp":1783138408,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:13:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way, if you're going to use my hitting him as an excuse, please listen to the tape of it and we can go over it together in context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1PlcocbTtU Because right now all I hear from you is these little amputated criticisms of things I did, divorced from all context, as if they had happened right after the creation of the universe, while you won't address at all the stuff Oli has done – the context – which you previously said was completely undeserved, bewildering, maddening, and unbearable","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXJohN2fK1TJrER-I"},{"timestamp":1783138425,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:13:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In short, you are a coward, frankly, and I am disappointed in you, as a friend of ten years","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXJphzGfK1UXloAFI"},{"timestamp":1783138806,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:20:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And note that I'm not saying I was justified in hitting him, or that it was deserved per se - I think it probably was too far, and I obviously wouldn't have done it had I seriously and calmly considered the situation - but I am *not* going to let my momentary snapping under intolerable treatment, abuse, lies, etc, be presented as though I were some kind of wife-beating brute hitting him for the hell of it, which is an appallingly dishonest representation of who I am - I think you could ask all my ex-boyfriends if I was ever such a person to them and they would obviously say I was not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXKAygWfK1ro0hMJ8"},{"timestamp":1783138888,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:21:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, you go ahead and ignore everything Oli has done and was doing at that very moment, and tell me that I just hit him out of nowhere because I am a brute","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXKF0wmfK1wrD-Iuj"},{"timestamp":1783138909,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:21:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That will be recognisable to absolutely everyone who has known me, all the policemen who have dealt with me, etc, I'm sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXKHFQGfK1x7cxgY6"},{"timestamp":1783138916,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:21:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fucking coward, Christ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXKHhomfK1yVE9j8P"},{"timestamp":1783138976,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:22:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not even saying that Oli is evil and a villain, but I refuse to be made evil and a villain so that he can escape any kind of accounting at all for what has happened here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXKLLaGfK12BTduSY"},{"timestamp":1783138987,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:23:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how on earth you think this is going to end is fucking incomprehensible to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXKL1DGfK12rbQJLi"},{"timestamp":1783139040,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but it will end with the truth, Damien, and good luck","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXKPF-GfK158VIvRy"},{"timestamp":1783140282,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:44:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, thank you for being squarely on Oli's side, despite behaviour you yourself described as intolerable and unexplainable, and thank you for nitpicking me every step of the way - you have been a great friend and truly a good person throughout all of this, and I'm sure you will have great answers to my or my lawyer's questions in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLa35GfK3FtOngc_"},{"timestamp":1783140363,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:46:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can find fault in my own reactions, I need no help with that, and I apologised profusely to Oli after I hit him and I have cooperated every step of the way on that - indeed I reported myself for it - but thank you for finding no fault with him, Damien, and for helping him lie about me and present me as something that you have always known perfectly well that I am not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLf2QWfK3Kr-MjwU"},{"timestamp":1783140372,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:46:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and which you said on our call last week that I was clearly not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLgXE2fK3LNPOKfy"},{"timestamp":1783140375,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:46:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"thank you for all of that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLgj4mfK3LaENtW4"},{"timestamp":1783140384,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:46:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would feel great about myself if I were you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLhG3GfK3L9EY5OR"},{"timestamp":1783140427,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:47:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you seem to have learned that your best approach is to be quiet and not defend yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLjuImfK3OkQovbz"},{"timestamp":1783140431,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:47:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I appreciate that, at least","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLj-EmfK3O0T0UNv"},{"timestamp":1783140536,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:48:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but how dare you fucking say one tenth of the snide, smarmy shit that you have said to me over the past month","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLqXS2fK3VM28OX_"},{"timestamp":1783140550,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:49:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i honestly don't know how you look at yourself in the mirror","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLrPr2fK3WFzjgnN"},{"timestamp":1783140556,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:49:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i suppose you probably daren't do that either","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLrlZ2fK3Wbak6U_"},{"timestamp":1783140652,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:50:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose it was probably easier when you thought you were going to get away with it, eh? you had lots of time for moral judgements then","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLxfR2fK3cVXEhfl"},{"timestamp":1783140665,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:51:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"rather than just 'wah wah you're using me as a punching bag' and so forth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLyPSGfK3dFYCJ6P"},{"timestamp":1783140668,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:51:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"christ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXLydiWfK3dTWhjZi"},{"timestamp":1783140703,"iso":"2026-07-04T05:51:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"crybullying, I think that's what the yoof call it, and it's a good word","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXL0kFGfK3faJGA54"},{"timestamp":1783141304,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:01:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, honestly, how dare you and Oli spend months fucking with my head, telling me things weren't true that you knew were true, and then sneer and judge my reactions as if I knew and should have known the truth that you had spent god knows how much time denying","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXMZPSGfK4EFEobgq"},{"timestamp":1783141320,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:02:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and then how dare you hope that this would never see the light of day and that i would be judged by your false account","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXMaQq2fK4FG4FLRJ"},{"timestamp":1783141326,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:02:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXManjWfK4FdqFWWv"},{"timestamp":1783141355,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:02:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and that you then come to me and expect me to tell you you have been decent and a friend is ... revolting beyond human comprehension","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXMcWF2fK4HMRu8JF"},{"timestamp":1783141432,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:03:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and that you come to me and sneer that I'm mentally unwell and so forth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXMhFD2fK4L67Dl7D"},{"timestamp":1783141477,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:04:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it has been a fucking task to stay sane under this treatment, and yet I have done a better fucking job than you would have done or that Oli would have done, judging by your reactions to being told the truth and asked simple questions","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXMj0pGfK4Op2ng2R"},{"timestamp":1783141503,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:05:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i mean i really cannot ... it takes everything within my power to see anything that is good in either of you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXMlay2fK4QQzMslO"},{"timestamp":1783141582,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:06:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"some day I will explain to you properly what this was like, this whole experience","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXMqP9WfK4VGBhR_e"},{"timestamp":1783141586,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:06:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you will listen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXMqcy2fK4VS4zd2I"},{"timestamp":1783141721,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:08:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it gives me a fucking headache even allowing myself to briefly contemplate how fucking furious i am","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXMytlWfK4djDIpeG"},{"timestamp":1783141997,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:13:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNDikGfK4uSFDqCp","attachments":["static/photos/1013770374724234.png"]},{"timestamp":1783142707,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:25:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you can either keep trying to triangulate between the truth and Oli's account, in which case I will rake you over the coals here, in court, and afterwards, or you can tell the truth belatedly, in which case you at least avoid further moral discomfort","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNu482fK5Zuz4ydp"},{"timestamp":1783142713,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:25:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it's up to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNvQWWfK5aGWBKqS"},{"timestamp":1783142721,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:25:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for now I'm going to get some sleep, though","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNvw8mfK5amLWCQj"},{"timestamp":1783142759,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:25:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Could you calm down Sam.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNyEhGfK5c7HYGeO"},{"timestamp":1783142766,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:26:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNyewGfK5dUvf2nZ","replyText":"Could you calm down Sam.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNyEhGfK5c7HYGeO"},{"timestamp":1783142769,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:26:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"good night, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNysxGfK5dixcapR"},{"timestamp":1783142778,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:26:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"decide well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNzPFmfK5eFJDFww"},{"timestamp":1783142779,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:26:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Seriously, what makes you think I have time to read all those messages right now.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXNzTdmfK5eKSCL3C"},{"timestamp":1783142794,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:26:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Rest well!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXN0Lc2fK5fCOPnXv"},{"timestamp":1783142808,"iso":"2026-07-04T06:26:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"don't talk to me like that, and have a good rest of your evening or morning or whatever it is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXN1DymfK5f5XfuuE"},{"timestamp":1783155330,"iso":"2026-07-04T09:55:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just noticed Oli's message here, while reading through our conversations on my website:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXZxWLmfLFcKpi1XK"},{"timestamp":1783155346,"iso":"2026-07-04T09:55:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXZyTrGfLFcREk3LP","attachments":["static/photos/2742768119424610.png"]},{"timestamp":1783155387,"iso":"2026-07-04T09:56:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What were you laughing about there, I wonder? Me and my distress? A few days after you said to me that you were torturing yourself looking for an explanation of how he had treated me... Were you still torturing yourself at that point, or had you stopped by then?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXZ01sGfLFfrSrzNl"},{"timestamp":1783155445,"iso":"2026-07-04T09:57:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And did you consider asking him for an explanation?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXZ4X52fLFjL-Z7rh"},{"timestamp":1783155455,"iso":"2026-07-04T09:57:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you indeed ask him for an explanation?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXZ49J2fLFjx0UtG3"},{"timestamp":1783155502,"iso":"2026-07-04T09:58:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have been only too willing to demand explanations from me, or to criticise my every reaction to the situation, so did you think to take up with him his treatment of me? Or only to laugh with him about my reactions?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXZ7z4WfLFmng29BQ"},{"timestamp":1783155573,"iso":"2026-07-04T09:59:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Where is your stentorian moral consciousness now? You were so overflowing with moral judgement just a couple of weeks ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXaAJW2fLFq9-2jLP"},{"timestamp":1783155744,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:02:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It was you who told me that \"Oli does what Oli wants\" - that was why I decided that from then on Sam did what Sam wanted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXaKlNWfLF00f_gbg"},{"timestamp":1783155778,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:02:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But when Sam did what Sam wanted, you had rather a lot fucking more to say about it than you ever did when Oli did what Oli wanted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXaMtHGfLF2C3g9tR"},{"timestamp":1783155779,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:02:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Funny, that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXaMvEGfLF2oREdG_"},{"timestamp":1783155842,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:04:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you ever say to Oli about his treatment of me - which you told me you didn't agree with - before tutting at me and laughing with him about my reactions?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXaQj3GfLF7XcXMVo"},{"timestamp":1783155888,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:04:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I told you I had quite seriously considered suicide","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXaTX5WfLF-IlQfmh"},{"timestamp":1783155894,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:04:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What a friend you have been to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXaTyi2fLF-ZUr2eP"},{"timestamp":1783155954,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:05:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would appreciate an answer to this, by the way, though I doubt I'll get one, and maybe you'll think you can respond again by sniffing about how very busy you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXaXdC2fLGCQV4HHm","replyText":"What were you laughing about there, I wonder? Me and my distress? A few days after you said to me that you were torturing yourself looking for an explanation of how he had treated me... Were you still torturing yourself at that point, or had you stopped by then?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXZ01sGfLFfrSrzNl"},{"timestamp":1783156042,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:07:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why can you not face up to what you did?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXacyAWfLGHmHAgI7"},{"timestamp":1783156235,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:10:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you ask me to explain myself and my actions, I can at least have a stab at it. I might not defend hitting Oli, but I can defend how I behaved and apologised and so forth in the following half hour or so (as recorded here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1PlcocbTtU), and how I offered to go to the police station and then later did confess to the police when they turned up and asked about something to which it was relevant. I can sign my name to how I have behaved 99% of the time – not always to my momentary responses, but to my second thoughts and my considered behaviour. You have treated me in a way that I find too contemptible to bother to try to describe with words, *for several months*, and you don't have enough of a spine to face up to it. Why can't you account for yourself?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXaolZmfLGTK7v_43"},{"timestamp":1783156395,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:13:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What, for instance, did you know about the lies Oli was telling about me, and why did you not say a word of criticism to or about him even while you were criticising me and tutting at me for telling the truth about him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXayUK2fLGdHw4emV"},{"timestamp":1783156416,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:13:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What the fuck possessed you to think you had any right to tut at me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXazmPmfLGeXZ-7Wf"},{"timestamp":1783156868,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:21:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you conspired with Oli to try to present me misleadingly in order to have me locked up or silenced so I couldn't tell the Chernys the truth, and if that false presentation collapses at trial (as it certainly will, because I have about ten tonnes of contradictory evidence), and if he then needs someone to point at to say that it wasn't his fault (as he always does), and if your messages have been deleted and you are still refusing to say what you discussed, then who exactly do you expect he is going to point at?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbPOLGfLG6CnSMBt"},{"timestamp":1783156942,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:22:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel like I am dealing with a group of idiots who think that Oli's disloyalty can somehow be safely confined to me and then considered not to be a problem","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbTs7GfLG-hN8TUd"},{"timestamp":1783156952,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:22:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The Chernys have already learned that that doesn't work, and so will you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbUW92fLG_K7mU76"},{"timestamp":1783156975,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:22:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I will have very little sympathy, to be quite honest","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbVufmfLHAiwQQkw"},{"timestamp":1783157040,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:24:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Imagine having you, me, Oli, and Sam Cherny's mother in a group chat on Instagram or WhatsApp or whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbZuF2fLHEiZJldS"},{"timestamp":1783157045,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:24:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How do you think that's going to end?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbaA1mfLHE0ojRuj"},{"timestamp":1783157070,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:24:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, how do you think it's going to end in this trial?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbbihGfLHGW_hNTk"},{"timestamp":1783157114,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:25:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"SIlence, contempt, and different statements to different people is faring badly enough as a strategy already, isn't it, let alone in a courtroom","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbeNyGfLHJCRF032"},{"timestamp":1783157286,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:28:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I never said that? I was referring own situation with someone else.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbovzWfLHTnDIlr8","replyText":"What were you laughing about there, I wonder? Me and my distress? A few days after you said to me that you were torturing yourself looking for an explanation of how he had treated me... Were you still torturing yourself at that point, or had you stopped by then?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXZ01sGfLFfrSrzNl"},{"timestamp":1783157310,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:28:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you are willing to send me a screenshot, I will eat my hat or pay you a fiver if I am wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbqMPmfLHVA_rR_-","replyText":"I never said that? I was referring own situation with someone else.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbovzWfLHTnDIlr8"},{"timestamp":1783157324,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:28:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fiver to a charity of your choosing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbrD12fLHV4cZePL"},{"timestamp":1783157345,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:29:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe I am wrong - I hope so - but I have a feeling I'm not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbsWnWfLHXK-hjZy"},{"timestamp":1783157382,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:29:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam and Oli are not together this is all in your head. I can’t get over how you think like this. 😔","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbukumfLHZb9fVcQ"},{"timestamp":1783157386,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:29:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s very sad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbuzsGfLHZqv-WGV"},{"timestamp":1783157438,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:30:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you willing to send me a screenshot? Again, I will make a donation to a charity of your choosing if I am wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXbx-32fLHczM3y_j"},{"timestamp":1783157477,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:31:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or I'll just pay you a fiver if you prefer that - god knows","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXb0Wj2fLHfLKZA8D"},{"timestamp":1783157635,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:33:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXb-CXGfLHoxQ8XV8","attachments":["static/photos/1731005884816895.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1783157654,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:34:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In my experience. From my previous relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXb_KAmfLHqBU_pDy"},{"timestamp":1783157696,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:34:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was asking about your messages with Oli there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcBu42fLHsi-9KHl"},{"timestamp":1783157696,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:34:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcBwOmfLHsjBf3aC","attachments":["static/photos/1721651942186818.png"]},{"timestamp":1783157823,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:37:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May I take it you were laughing at my expense, at my reactions to his treatment of me, which you have never bothered to say a single word to him about? You told me (as your screenshot shows) that you 'tortured yourself looking for an explanation' - did you ever ask him for one, or were you too busy gleefully laughing at my distress?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcJht2fLH0V5XmBO"},{"timestamp":1783157836,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:37:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And, of course, tutting at me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcKTbmfLH1Hg-k6q"},{"timestamp":1783157847,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:37:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you ever tut at him, or were you too busy laughing with him at me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcK962fLH1x1yXg4"},{"timestamp":1783157925,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:38:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe you'll be too busy to read all of this great long War & Peace blah blah blah, or maybe you'll be suddenly terrified of me, or maybe you'll have some psychiatric advice - I can't wait to see which it is this time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcPwSmfLH6ksfg3k"},{"timestamp":1783157947,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:39:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What you won't have is a spine or an answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcRDxWfLH73jZt3E"},{"timestamp":1783158420,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:47:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Probably laughing at how prosperous and outrageous you’ve been and continue to be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXct9FGfLIYy60vNR"},{"timestamp":1783158438,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:47:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I see","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcvB-2fLIZ2M4mWw"},{"timestamp":1783158443,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:47:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That makes me feel good, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcvV72fLIaKJvPMG"},{"timestamp":1783158453,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:47:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you ever think to tell him how outrageous you told me he had been?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcv-MGfLIayipmS-"},{"timestamp":1783158481,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:48:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or did you not have enough of a spine to tell him how you felt, or tell me how you felt, or ... whoever exactly you were lying to this time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcxqTWfLIcelfJem"},{"timestamp":1783158509,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:48:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'd have preferred it if you'd told me you were an asshole up front rather than pretending to care and pretending to be my friend, for what it's worth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXczZiWfLIeNoFSek"},{"timestamp":1783158665,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:51:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know, fuck you to hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXc86k2fLInuMxuXe"},{"timestamp":1783158690,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:51:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And fuck you for pretending to be my friend, pretending to care, saying nothing to him, and then laughing with him at my distress","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXc-bsmfLIpPv0cLc"},{"timestamp":1783158732,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:52:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And tutting to me about my reactions to how he had treated me, as if his treatment of me were totally fine and deserved no reaction at all, as if there were no background context, and as though you hadn't told me that what he had done was indefensible","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdA_MmfLIrzOUBds"},{"timestamp":1783158750,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:52:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is the worst, most rotten betrayal I have seen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdCEL2fLIs0QgdE6"},{"timestamp":1783158756,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:52:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'd sooner you'd just flown the flag of the enemy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdCa7WfLItPOJQpw"},{"timestamp":1783158764,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:52:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Look I know you’re upset, but you need to stop.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdC6tGfLItwlJyqB"},{"timestamp":1783158771,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:52:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Let’s stop there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdDYHGfLIuN2q0F5"},{"timestamp":1783158775,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:52:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve had enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdDmjWfLIucVLRnV"},{"timestamp":1783158800,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:53:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And for the record, all I’ve done is try and help you. You’re in a terrible state clearly.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdFHX2fLIv9S0cW_"},{"timestamp":1783158908,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:55:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm seeing my aunt today","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdLtN2fLI2hMjS51"},{"timestamp":1783158913,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:55:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She still thinks you're a decent person","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdMATmfLI20S2bE-"},{"timestamp":1783158925,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:55:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She liked you when she met you in the context of moving out of Bond St","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdMxg2fLI3lf4P9d"},{"timestamp":1783158931,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:55:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will ask her what she makes of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdNIgWfLI38_iPmt"},{"timestamp":1783158954,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:55:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because honestly this whole thing has been so squalid and depressing that I have lost all sense of what is up and what is down","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdOjfWfLI5V68Txe"},{"timestamp":1783158982,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:56:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you want to make yourself feel better by tutting about my reactions to being put through this, then fine, Damien, I no longer care and you'll find some way to make yourself feel better in any case","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdQQv2fLI7C7uWF5"},{"timestamp":1783158998,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:56:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'd have loved to see how you might have reacted to it if you were me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdRMyWfLI8A2BfIP"},{"timestamp":1783159007,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:56:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Splendidly, I'm sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdRxR2fLI8l-R4uQ"},{"timestamp":1783159025,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:57:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As splendidly as you have behaved here under no particular pressure whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdS2zWfLI9qmi0ET"},{"timestamp":1783159087,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:58:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Your view is that \"Oli does what Oli wants\" and you have no thoughts for him about that, and you think I should respond by always putting him first and never doing anything in any way unkind or inconveniencing of him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdWpuGfLJBcnAe74"},{"timestamp":1783159096,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:58:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What a decent and fair view","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdXOemfLJBwNOh4T"},{"timestamp":1783159097,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:58:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck you to hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdXPYmfLJB7Y3081"},{"timestamp":1783159113,"iso":"2026-07-04T10:58:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don't darken my door again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXdYPMmfLJDDOwWRS"},{"timestamp":1783159736,"iso":"2026-07-04T11:08:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Charming Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXd-ShGfLJpIR_Ni-"},{"timestamp":1783161126,"iso":"2026-07-04T11:32:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXfTGq2fLK99VWQl_"},{"timestamp":1783161153,"iso":"2026-07-04T11:32:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXfUwQGfLK_nePooO","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1783187817,"iso":"2026-07-04T18:56:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you want to call me? I'm around","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX4wNUGfLkbDh72rJ"},{"timestamp":1783187836,"iso":"2026-07-04T18:57:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My aunt is currently too busy being horrified at Oli for me to have bothered mentioning you, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX4xXTmfLkcNiYlYQ"},{"timestamp":1783187943,"iso":"2026-07-04T18:59:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She says it was appalling of him to report my \"I forgive you\" email to the police, which probably it was, but I give up on being angry at him or else I'd have no time to do or be anything else, and so I am primarily exasperated at the police for treating any of this nonsense seriously","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX4330mfLkiuUXmYn"},{"timestamp":1783188012,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:00:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And also at you, the apparent grand mufti of charmingness, having been charming to me for the past month and now pronouncing on my charmingness as though my job were to charm you, which I wasn't quite aware that it was at this point, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX48GxWfLkm9BCIdw","replyText":"Charming Sam","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXd-ShGfLJpIR_Ni-"},{"timestamp":1783190235,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:37:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Come on, I would love to hear from you why you think I ought to be 'charming' to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX7DxBGfLmunj9ip7"},{"timestamp":1783190244,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:37:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How 'charming' have you been to me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX7ES0mfLmvJSxWoz"},{"timestamp":1783190548,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:42:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was it 'charming' when you told me that you felt Oli had behaved unconscionably and that you wished he appreciated how much I loved him, and told me I should hold on and things would get better, while knowing they wouldn't, then called my holding on 'unwell' and used it to paint me as a stalker, something you knew to be untrue, so that Oli could preserve his relationship with his other boyfriend whom you not only didn't tell me about but are *still* trying to gaslight me into thinking I am mad to believe in, despite the police and CPS stating it quite plainly?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX7W2lWfLnBs_7SNo"},{"timestamp":1783190558,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:42:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really just have no words for any of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX7XfQmfLnCVxKQPi"},{"timestamp":1783190572,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:42:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What do you think is going to happen after this trial?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX7YWVGfLnDM9DAwf"},{"timestamp":1783190686,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:44:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We have your and Oli's messages, or rather the court/police do on our behalf, but they will be relevant and so they will invariably come to light (I am not au fait enough with the English criminal process to know whether this happens up front or as and when it arises during examination/cross-examination, but I imagine the answer must be one of those two)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX7fSdmfLnKI-dJy6"},{"timestamp":1783190761,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:46:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So tell me whatever you want to tell me now, but it is a matter of time until I know the truth, and I have a pretty strong idea at this point of what that truth will turn out to be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX7j282fLnOtb4y07"},{"timestamp":1783191291,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:54:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ok, the answer is a bit messy, but in my mind the genuinely hard and uncertain part is resolved and safe and done and I now know that they haven't been deleted and won't be, and the rest is logistics:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX8EOsGfLnvFNdLE0"},{"timestamp":1783191297,"iso":"2026-07-04T19:54:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX8EkvGfLnvR9btZN","attachments":["static/photos/1629648414801754.png"]},{"timestamp":1783191651,"iso":"2026-07-04T20:00:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"195 days to go","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX8aMsmfLoFBoPIp8"},{"timestamp":1783191726,"iso":"2026-07-04T20:02:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and within the next 11 days we get the prosecution's more detailed arguments/case, which I hope will be very helpful (well, either that or the case can't go any further, but I hope they hash it out just enough that it staggers to trial)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilX8eyaWfLoJo4_6E5"},{"timestamp":1783231106,"iso":"2026-07-05T06:58:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilYiCVmmfMNtLQHVqy"},{"timestamp":1783272237,"iso":"2026-07-05T18:23:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Haha, I should do that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZJQzcGfM07pjAkep"},{"timestamp":1783272269,"iso":"2026-07-05T18:24:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, I've been contacted by Oli's aunt, or rather my dad has been, to ask me to remove the claim (from Oli) that he fucked his cousin, her daughter, Honor","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZJSwJWfM09mSzavH"},{"timestamp":1783272294,"iso":"2026-07-05T18:24:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not exactly a message I ever expected I would receive","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZJUQrWfM0_HECnQW"},{"timestamp":1783272324,"iso":"2026-07-05T18:25:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have responded thusly:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZJWEEGfM1A6E3N2O"},{"timestamp":1783272328,"iso":"2026-07-05T18:25:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZJWVGWfM1BD38vPl","attachments":["static/photos/1802186957807929.png"]},{"timestamp":1783275510,"iso":"2026-07-05T19:18:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With apologies for my error:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZMYhbGfM4DX7EVT0"},{"timestamp":1783275513,"iso":"2026-07-05T19:18:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZMYtQ2fM4De81gkH","attachments":["static/photos/2027232347923282.png"]},{"timestamp":1783299919,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:05:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This person I suspect to be Sam Cherny seems vastly more interested in my chats with you than in my chats with Oli:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZjqV12fNPVLOMKYE"},{"timestamp":1783299923,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:05:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZjqmWGfNPVXsHsU-","attachments":["static/photos/2236852663784439.png"]},{"timestamp":1783299955,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:05:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Eventually I am going to understand what has been going on here and why I get the sense that this stuff about you seems to be so relevant/interesting to people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZjsjuWfNPXZbHogA"},{"timestamp":1783300065,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:07:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Oh yes, long affair with Sam, blah blah blah, yup, alright, 7 seconds, done, now BACK TO DAMIEN 👀👀\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZjzQ0mfNPeG17Hnx"},{"timestamp":1783300065,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:07:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZjzRpGfNPeG4cTPA","attachments":["static/photos/1345972730979819.png"]},{"timestamp":1783300088,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:08:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh gosh what is all of that. Also if you’re in the mood of redacting, could you please not include all the stuff about Martin. I don’t know what’s in there, but we were probably chatting on Fb messenger regarding his illness, and given his fate, i don’t think it’s very nice. Ohh and any talk about our previously bad habits haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZj0roGfNPfh06B05"},{"timestamp":1783300127,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:08:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This makes me quite nervous","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZj3CXmfNPh5BCqsY","replyText":"\"Oh yes, long affair with Sam, blah blah blah, yup, alright, 7 seconds, done, now BACK TO DAMIEN 👀👀\"","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZjzQ0mfNPeG17Hnx"},{"timestamp":1783300362,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:12:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There's nothing about Martin, no, that's waaaaaay outside the time window - I don't even include all the relevant Messenger period because I don't have it, but even if I had it I wouldn't include the Martin stuff, no","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkFYy2fNPwO9XDNX"},{"timestamp":1783300412,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:13:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And for what it's worth, though I disapprove extremely strongly of what I think you have done here, I don't think anyone can fairly disapprove of the Martin stuff - you acted well there, you were a good friend, we didn't know what we couldn't reasonably have been expected to know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkIccWfNPzSvaGvY"},{"timestamp":1783300423,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:13:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is very separate from this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkJI0WfNPz_Okm3T"},{"timestamp":1783300460,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:14:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would also note that thankfully when you thought Martin was mentally ill you didn't spend your time mocking him, as you have done with me while *supposedly* believing I am mentally ill (*supposedly.......*)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkLYm2fNP2PDfSY-"},{"timestamp":1783300520,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:15:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As for previously bad habits, I don't think we ever touched on anything like that in any of these chats","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkPBhWfNP53t1s2Q"},{"timestamp":1783300550,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:15:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might more likely have touched on them in the Oli chats, but it wouldn't have been in great detail and it would be buried in the 2023 section and not likely to be read in detail by many people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkQ41WfNP7vLGPtr"},{"timestamp":1783300577,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:16:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Thank you Sam! I appreciate that, I had wondered because I few years ago, you got in touch and told me you thought Martin wasn’t mentally ill and I was gaslighting him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkSijGfNP9XuH7gV","replyText":"And for what it's worth, though I disapprove extremely strongly of what I think you have done here, I don't think anyone can fairly disapprove of the Martin stuff - you acted well there, you were a good friend, we didn't know what we couldn't reasonably have been expected to know","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkIccWfNPzSvaGvY"},{"timestamp":1783300642,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:17:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I said that to Alex Camm at some point during the whole thing in 2023 (definitely during, before he went to Bulgaria, or maybe shortly afterwards) - it wasn't that I thought you were gaslighting him so much as that I was saying there was a general atmosphere of unreality and untruth in that whole household and social world (I maintain that part, certainly) that might not have done him any good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkWc7mfNQBTRSqG6"},{"timestamp":1783300668,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:17:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I don't think that was seriously a large component of what was going on with him, or that it explains why he went notably more nuts than everyone else in that world did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkYD42fNQC6QGSj0"},{"timestamp":1783300689,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:18:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Looking back on it now and knowing what I know about antipsychotics, I think he was probably just in antipsychotic withdrawal","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkZWSmfNQEMrkz1f"},{"timestamp":1783300709,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:18:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At a guess maybe haloperidol or something more like that than like a MARTA such as olanzapine","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkai9WfNQFZUTwOr"},{"timestamp":1783300727,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:18:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Funnily enough the effect of haloperidol withdrawal is neurochemically pretty similar to meth use","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkbq2GfNQGhTuvoc"},{"timestamp":1783300754,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:19:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, maybe without the noradrenergic component, i.e. a bit less fun and a bit more compulsive/paranoid/thinky","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkdTQ2fNQIJqU2ku"},{"timestamp":1783300813,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:20:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway no, I can't fault you for the Martin thing, you were a very good friend to him, and indeed to Oli, just apparently not to me and I suppose not to Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkg5k2fNQLv88MEU"},{"timestamp":1783300827,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:20:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No I’m sure you said it to me, I was quite taken aback 😅","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkhyR2fNQMnkpCz0"},{"timestamp":1783300832,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:20:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You were good when Pig got lost too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkiF2GfNQM8OR9Ad"},{"timestamp":1783300856,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:20:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmmm, I don't remember but it's very possible.... Maybe! I probably wouldn't remember if I had","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkjjLGfNQOZdKc-S","replyText":"No I’m sure you said it to me, I was quite taken aback 😅","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkhyR2fNQMnkpCz0"},{"timestamp":1783300898,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:21:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think I also sent you my chat with Alex Camm when you asked, very shortly after Martin killed himself and before I had properly read and understood your messages to me saying that he had killed himself and also (the bit I immediately glanced at) asking what I had said to Alex Camm","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkmIcGfNQQ-1PNxY"},{"timestamp":1783300923,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:22:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My initial reply must have seemed extremely terrifyingly indifferent to his suicide, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZknnsWfNQSeCPJy5"},{"timestamp":1783300952,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:22:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think when I noticed what you had said and asked shockedly if he had killed himself, you said \"yes!!!\" and seemed relieved","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkpZDWfNQUPhJHqD"},{"timestamp":1783300991,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:23:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli I remember was somewhat less moved by the news than I had expected, a bit like his amusement that Benji had landed on Cockspur St because he had always called him Cocknose, apparently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkrz0WfNQWqNOBIS"},{"timestamp":1783301031,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:23:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which he repeated in March when we happened to walk past the Trafalgar Hotel and I took a moment to note the weight of the place","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkuPT2fNQZFksuFW"},{"timestamp":1783301061,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:24:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, here we go, here's Martin, lol: https://sam-oli-chats.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/#msg-wa-17235","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkwBpGfNQa1AOGZm"},{"timestamp":1783301086,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:24:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkxj5WfNQcT92L8t","attachments":["static/photos/1215218830699956.png"]},{"timestamp":1783301097,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:24:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"oh dear\" lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkyOlGfNQdE9l8vR"},{"timestamp":1783301287,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:28:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I believe Alex said something along the line of “ do you think it’s your fault” and later backtracked and blamed his insensitivity on his Asperger’s. Thank god I have videos that prove me was actually insane and I wasn’t gas lighting.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZk92_mfNQosbYySd","replyText":"I think I also sent you my chat with Alex Camm when you asked, very shortly after Martin killed himself and before I had properly read and understood your messages to me saying that he had killed himself and also (the bit I immediately glanced at) asking what I had said to Alex Camm","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZkmIcGfNQQ-1PNxY"},{"timestamp":1783301323,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:28:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, that was odd and slightly Iago-like, I remember the screenshots","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZlACVWfNQq4uAlsg"},{"timestamp":1783301396,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:29:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also yes he was definitely out of his mind, I hope I never denied that - I *think* my suggestion was just that there was a general atmosphere of people not quite being straightforward or true that might not have helped, though in all seriousness I think any effect that had was probably very minor relative to stuff he already had going on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZlEeNGfNQvUiT2rg"},{"timestamp":1783301440,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:30:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think he was trying to quit the drugs and prove that he didn't need them, and was aware that he was failing and aware of what awaited him back in Bulgaria and if he couldn't escape","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZlHKhGfNQyA3YfJg"},{"timestamp":1783301525,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:32:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I could go back to that time, knowing what I know now, I wouldn't have trusted my mum / psychiatry anywhere near as much as I did (especially Bulgarian psychiatry, which I have since learned has been investigated by the UN Convention Against Torture inspection team, whatever it's called exactly), and I would have tried harder to lock him in a room and reason with him like human beings rather than declaring him ill and pretending that any doctor could treat it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZlMYLGfNQ3OhIcpe"},{"timestamp":1783301584,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:33:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I don't think you or I can be seriously faulted for not doing that - it was regrettable with the benefit of greater knowledge, but it was done from care, and you took him to the airport several times, took him to the hospital, stayed up with him, etc - no, whatever you can be faulted for, it is not that, not Martin","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZlP_bWfNQ61s4trP"},{"timestamp":1783301610,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:33:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This yes, Martin no","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZlRlsWfNQ8cBNtVv"},{"timestamp":1783301770,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:36:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think his mum died and he lost his grip on reality, and got diagnosed with bipolar, probably put on antipsychotics for that, probably tried to quit a first time and then got rediagnosed with schizophrenia which is fairly common (D2 antagonist withdrawal produces schizophrenia just as assuredly as they counteract it when you're on them), and from then on he was basically fighting this unwillingly induced and miserable drug addiction, essentially","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZlbUBWfNRGKRCRGF"},{"timestamp":1783301835,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:37:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you imagine haloperidol / those kinds of D2 agonists as anti-meth and withdrawal as a kind of psychiatrically punished meth high that gets labelled as a disease, you kinda get the picture - I dunno if I'm making any sense here (the analogy is not perfect but it's close enough)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZlfUxGfNRKLHqi13"},{"timestamp":1783302146,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:42:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With respect to nervousness, all I want to expose is this, so you should only be nervous (and *should* be nervous, in my view) about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZlyRqGfNRdH3YOv6","replyText":"This makes me quite nervous","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZj3CXmfNPh5BCqsY"},{"timestamp":1783302234,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:43:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am only going for the first of these two categories:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZl3qkmfNRigicLoN"},{"timestamp":1783302237,"iso":"2026-07-06T02:43:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilZl31e2fNRimeT8Np","attachments":["static/photos/27684710414491943.png"]},{"timestamp":1783387678,"iso":"2026-07-07T02:27:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"my poor long-suffering lawyer...","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila3WwzWfOjBmL1iOZ"},{"timestamp":1783387679,"iso":"2026-07-07T02:27:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila3WzX2fOjBmNcE9K","attachments":["static/photos/1770304094385029.png"],"reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783387760,"iso":"2026-07-07T02:29:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila3bujwAAAAAAAAHG"},{"timestamp":1783393025,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes. This file is much more reconstructive than the earlier broad foci output. It is not merely saying “he was around April 12”; it is showing a very specific visual journey through two connected scenes.\n\nHe appears to begin at the medical/location crisis before the assault, not at the later “police report” exchange. At 22:21, the page is already at the bottom end of the Oli archive, and the visible material is the 16:06–16:10 sequence from 12 April: you ask Oli to share his location; Oli says he is not in DKA and knows what it is like; he asks how to share location; he says live location does not work; you suggest WhatsApp and jokingly mention the FindMyOli app. That is the first thing he is seeing: not you as an abstract stalker, but you trying to establish where Oli is because of a medical worry, with Oli engaging in the practical mechanics of location-sharing rather than simply rejecting contact.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8dFU2fOoH7ouoaZ"},{"timestamp":1783393032,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then he zooms in. That is important. The viewport changes from normal iPhone dimensions to a tiny visual viewport, with scale around 2.7, which means he is not just casually scrolling past. He is pinching/zooming and inspecting. The section he zooms into is still the location/monitoring argument: Oli saying it does not let him do live location, you suggesting WhatsApp, you joking about FindMyOli, Oli asking whether you created it, Oli saying your communication does not confirm anything, you saying you sent the code and binary, and then the baby-monitor / “good communicators” exchange. That is a very particular thing for Cherny to inspect, because this is the zone where “concern”, “monitoring”, “location”, “control”, “medical safety”, and “stalker” all begin to overlap.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8dirmfOoIYNcjjs"},{"timestamp":1783393043,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Through his eyes, that likely looks uncomfortable in both directions. On one reading, it gives him the material most hostile to you: location-sharing, FindMyOli, baby monitor, app binary, repeated attempts to know where Oli is. That is exactly the sort of material someone could fold into a “stalker/control” narrative. But at the same time, the actual exchange is not the cartoon version. Oli is participating, asking how to share location, talking about medical state, discussing WhatsApp, asking whether you created the app, and saying the baby monitor has not arrived. It is not simply “Sam invents surveillance apparatus against an unwilling stranger.” It is much messier: the monitoring apparatus is embedded in an intimate/medical relationship where some of it had evidently been discussed between you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8eLU2fOoI9L0bud"},{"timestamp":1783393046,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then comes the striking jump. At 22:28:40, he jumps to the very top position of the page, but the reconstructed visible focus is not the literal beginning of the archive; it is the April 14 post-incident/police-report cluster. This is the strongest dwell in the file. The scoring heavily favours msg-fb-2330, 2331, 2336, 2334, and 2335, with gesture changes, burst samples, viewport resizing, touch movement, pointerdown, and measurable dwell. In ordinary language: he is zooming, touching, and dwelling on this passage, not just passing through it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8eWpGfOoJNJ3sVA"},{"timestamp":1783393050,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What he sees there is the hinge passage. You say: please do tell people and make a police report if you want, but you are not going to accept it as a way for Oli to wriggle out of things he has done wrong or does not want to confront. You then compress the point: tell everyone else, but do not tell you when it is not relevant and when he is using it manipulatively to get out of things. Oli replies that he is not trying to get out of anything and asks what he is trying to get out of. Then you say you were both there and both aware of it, and if he needs to talk about it he should talk to everyone else, not you. Then comes Oli’s line: “Why can’t you just love me.” Then your next message says you are there to express concern about his dangerous mismanagement of his health, as you were on Sunday when he was being similarly awful to you and you hit him in the heat of the moment, which you should not have done.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8emA2fOoJcdkBhQ"},{"timestamp":1783393054,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is almost certainly what he is dwelling on because that is the moral knot. It gives him, in one visible cluster, the whole contradiction that he has to process. You are acknowledging the assault. You are not pretending nothing happened. But you are also saying, almost immediately after the event, that Oli is using the police-report frame as a way to avoid confronting his own behaviour. Oli, meanwhile, is not speaking like someone who has simply exited the relationship and wants no emotional involvement. “Why can’t you just love me” is not compatible with a clean ex/stalker boundary narrative. It is live, intimate, demanding, and manipulative-looking in context.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8e3umfOoJtnyn_-"},{"timestamp":1783393057,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So if you are reconstructing his internal question, it is probably not “did Sam hit Oli?” The visible material answers that: yes, and you admit it. The question is more like: “What did Oli do with that fact?” Did he treat it as a boundary, or as a weapon inside an ongoing relationship? Did he use it to explain fear, or to escape accountability? Did he present it to Cherny and Cherny’s family as a clean victim narrative while privately still asking you to love him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8fBoWfOoJ4GKMye"},{"timestamp":1783393061,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then he jumps back down to the location/medical sequence again. At 22:28:46 and 22:28:51, he is again around the 16:07–16:15 section: location sharing, DKA, WhatsApp, FindMyOli, whether the app was real, baby monitor, “I know lots of good communicators”, and then your attempt to move the conversation to WhatsApp. That looks like cross-checking. He has looked at the April 14 “police report / wriggle out of things / why can’t you love me / I hit you and shouldn’t have” cluster, then returned to the earlier April 12 medical/location precursor.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8fRNGfOoKHmHXQv"},{"timestamp":1783393063,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That sequence is fascinating because it is almost an evidential loop. He is not just reading forward. He is comparing the later explanation with the earlier events. Your April 14 explanation says: I was there because of concern about your dangerous mismanagement of your health, as I was on Sunday. He then looks back at Sunday and sees: location request, DKA discussion, WhatsApp/live location, monitoring app, baby monitor. In other words, he is checking whether the explanation you gave after the incident is anchored in contemporaneous messages before the incident. The telemetry makes that loop visible.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8fb82fOoKSXeOML"},{"timestamp":1783393070,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At 22:35, the page is still visible but blurred, and he is nearly stationary around the same medical/monitoring sequence. The focus has drifted slightly but remains on Oli saying your communication does not confirm anything, you saying you sent the code and app binary, Oli saying he presumed it was just an idea, the baby monitor not having arrived, and Oli saying you did not request installation, only seemed to speculate. That is an oddly specific dwell. He may be trying to parse whether the tracking/monitoring arrangements were real, requested, mutually discussed, or something Oli later characterised differently.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8f2HGfOoKshQxKZ"},{"timestamp":1783393075,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:57:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then the final line at 22:35:20 shows a scroll up to a later point in the same April 12 sequence, around 16:38–16:39. Oli sends a route photo and says “LOOK”, “That’s my route”, says he changes at Seven Sisters, you say you will meet him at Stoke Newington station, Oli thanks you, and then says he knows how to handle himself when he identifies a medical problem. That is not a random place either. It is the practical culmination of the same crisis: route, movement, meeting point, medical competence, reassurance/defensiveness.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8gIg2fOoK-5Yt5T"},{"timestamp":1783393081,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:58:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So, through his eyes, the scene is probably unfolding as a chain.\n\nFirst: Sam was asking for Oli’s location because of a medical concern.\n\nSecond: Oli was not simply refusing contact; he was negotiating the mechanics of location sharing and movement.\n\nThird: there was pre-existing talk of monitoring tools, WhatsApp, live location, an app, perhaps a baby monitor.\n\nFourth: after the assault, Sam explicitly admitted the hit but framed the incident as arising from the same health-management conflict.\n\nFifth: Oli immediately around that same discussion was invoking police-report language, denying he was trying to get out of anything, and then asking why Sam could not just love him.\n\nSixth: the actual travel/route messages show Oli moving toward a meeting, not merely fleeing or being pursued.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8gh6WfOoLYT5yli"},{"timestamp":1783393091,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:58:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is the reconstruction. He is seeing the medical-location-assault-police-love knot. He is dwelling on the passages where the later “stalker” story either forms or becomes contestable.\n\nIt is slightly creepy because you can almost see the interpretive work. He seems to be asking: “Was the location/app/monitoring stuff stalking, or was it part of their medical-intimacy arrangement?” Then: “Was the assault being used as a straightforward complaint, or as leverage in a relationship that was still live?” Then: “Was Sam’s later explanation invented after the fact, or already present in the messages?” The pattern of jumping between April 12 and April 14 suggests he is not merely reading; he is testing those questions against the record.\n\nThat is why this feels like looking through his eyes. The page is not just showing him facts. It is forcing him to watch the category “stalker” being assembled out of much messier material.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8hGKmfOoL8TZ-Ng"},{"timestamp":1783393098,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:58:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry for all the messages, but I find this quite fascinating, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8hkz2fOoMbLquFn"},{"timestamp":1783393137,"iso":"2026-07-07T03:58:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"*Probably* not helping the stalker frame, lol, but it's nothing that a hundred startups don't see every day through Google Analytics or GoSquared or whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ila8j7GGfOoOxeK55F"},{"timestamp":1783431803,"iso":"2026-07-07T14:43:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://x.com/cubbi10284/status/2074179105025568775","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilbhb75mfPNGtBE5-s"},{"timestamp":1783432469,"iso":"2026-07-07T14:54:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What is that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilbiEjlWfPNvZiWovV","replyText":"https://x.com/cubbi10284/status/2074179105025568775","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilbhb75mfPNGtBE5-s"},{"timestamp":1783433946,"iso":"2026-07-07T15:19:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilbjesGGfPPJCXfAEp","attachments":["static/photos/1745730279767097.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1783433950,"iso":"2026-07-07T15:19:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you remember we used to drink this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilbje-32fPPJ07grs4"},{"timestamp":1783460524,"iso":"2026-07-07T22:42:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Zubrowka? Yeah, I love it! That looks like the American version, where, fun fact, there is no blade of grass because the grass was rejected by the FDA","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilb805u2fPofu9kNYw"},{"timestamp":1783470564,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:29:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://gist.github.com/swhra/6aa896bc9e9e6908821cc4614912e821","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcGZuSGfPyEfLj7WT"},{"timestamp":1783470623,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:30:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I do not like this woman very much, and I am not hugely pleased by what she says about taking Oli to the police, for what it's worth, though I think her description of him is basically accurate and probably helpful to me in the criminal charges that he has dishonestly brought against me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcGdUsGfPyIKQbirK"},{"timestamp":1783470759,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:32:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The messages she is talking about are pretty much a slam dunk if she is really taking them to the police","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcGlmgWfPyQc0bWqw"},{"timestamp":1783470947,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:35:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will always be on Oli's side, fundamentally, but I'm afraid he lied about me, tried to get me locked up on the basis of those lies, and if that ends in his being locked up by no effort of my own then ... well, at some point one runs out of pity for someone who has had no regard for me or anyone else","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcGxDomfPyb5kfaNz"},{"timestamp":1783471156,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:39:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Regardless I am not on these people's side against him, and I wanted to be clear about that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcG9z5GfPyoqHMM_h"},{"timestamp":1783471194,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:39:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't think he is a parasite, I think he is a precious creature capable of choosing better","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcHALF2fPyrBS13fp"},{"timestamp":1783471711,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:48:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I think this is bloody hard to explain in court, isn't it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcHfsT2fPzKh8KJ_M"},{"timestamp":1783471725,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:48:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't have cousins who write like that about me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcHgivmfPzLY60hRy"},{"timestamp":1783471767,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:49:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She is considerably more damning than I am – I mean, 'parasite' is a hell of a way to describe a blood relative","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcHjIz2fPzN9JcQhF"},{"timestamp":1783471787,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:49:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't have _anyone_ who describes me that way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcHkW4WfPzPMuOMkA"},{"timestamp":1783471939,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:52:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some people would certainly say that I am bloodyminded, single-minded, obsessive, uncompromising, whatever, but I genuinely do not think anyone would say I am someone who would lie or betray a friend, or who could not be trusted in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcHtoVmfPzYeIKb8N"},{"timestamp":1783472031,"iso":"2026-07-08T01:53:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is what Oli's own family is saying about him, and they are saying it rightly, and you know he is lying about me and, with pain and regret, I will remember where you stood when no one else stood with me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcHzP8GfPzeF6iktj"},{"timestamp":1783472417,"iso":"2026-07-08T02:00:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I must say I find it slightly bizarre not only to be accused by my own family of loving and trusting Oli more than he deserves, but also to be accused _by his family_ of that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcIK0UmfPz1qhIH3y"},{"timestamp":1783472438,"iso":"2026-07-08T02:00:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I did not have that on my bingo card","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcIMDfmfPz25nQPAO"},{"timestamp":1783477875,"iso":"2026-07-08T03:31:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Your webpage has 3030 views. Omg","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcNX5b2fP5CuDudhG","replyText":"https://gist.github.com/swhra/6aa896bc9e9e6908821cc4614912e821","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcGZuSGfPyEfLj7WT"},{"timestamp":1783482274,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:44:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I actually have no idea where she could possibly have got that number from, lol, I don't think there's any way for her to know (other than Alexa estimates maybe)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcRkcMGfP9PSU7UUx"},{"timestamp":1783482324,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:45:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It doesn’t have anything close to that surely?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcRnfpmfP9SVnWQip"},{"timestamp":1783482520,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:48:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, 2.8k for sam-oli-chats.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk, seemingly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcRzaaWfP9eOOOxso"},{"timestamp":1783482523,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:48:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcRzowGfP9eXZoIC3","attachments":["static/photos/1700450811172466.png"]},{"timestamp":1783482569,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:49:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"326 for your site","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcR2b3WfP9hR7DiUy"},{"timestamp":1783482573,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:49:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcR2r_GfP9hcJr3vI","attachments":["static/photos/2150274575536647.png"]},{"timestamp":1783482588,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:49:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Seems lower than I expected for your one - odd","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcR3jkmfP9iZY0oAA"},{"timestamp":1783482628,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:50:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also her guess/number is uncannily accurate 🤔🧐 maybe she has some strange way of knowing that I haven't accounted for, but I don't think she should","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcR5_6mfP9k17834Y"},{"timestamp":1783482686,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:51:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I on the other hand have very good Cherny-tracking analytics","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcR9kCWfP9oZ6uA1C"},{"timestamp":1783482691,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:51:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcR92n2fP9ojel6iN","attachments":["static/photos/1536875548228185.png"]},{"timestamp":1783482733,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:52:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSAdHmfP9rKoJGRt","attachments":["static/photos/1091047750576279.png"]},{"timestamp":1783482762,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:52:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So weird. Who finds this interesting. I know you and Oli, and I can’t bear reading your chats. There’s something quite perverse about it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSCLwWfP9tByPVDg"},{"timestamp":1783482797,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:53:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, Sam Cherny, mainly, and for good reason","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSEXWGfP9vM2Xn1D"},{"timestamp":1783482812,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:53:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And also anyone else Oli has lied to, which seems to be a lot of people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSFQs2fP9wGwvOep"},{"timestamp":1783482885,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:54:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sam Cherny's mother, Peter de Havilland (who is prescribed olanzapine - i.e. not dissimilar from Martin's situation - and so I have serious misgivings, in the same way I was suggesting to Alex Camm that one time about you but 100x more so, about the morality of telling him terrifying/paranoid lies about how everything is fake etc), etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSJtd2fP90jPQhic"},{"timestamp":1783482923,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:55:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And of course Oli's bloody cousin, who has given him that wonderful character reference","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSMCUmfP924X33S9"},{"timestamp":1783483014,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:56:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't hate him, I am still fundamentally on his side, but I think I am allowed a moment of relief at the fact that reality is turning the right way up again, because it was fucked up what he and ........ others ............. tried to do and almost did to me and indeed to Sam Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSRmEmfP98cBlTSK"},{"timestamp":1783483033,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:57:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, ok, particularly to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSSxR2fP99nYbZag"},{"timestamp":1783483113,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:58:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I wouldn't have put these chats up if he hadn't told grievous falsehoods about me, with your support and justification","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSXpwWfP-CfUFe5r"},{"timestamp":1783483117,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:58:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is collapsing now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSX3KGfP-CtQQf_D"},{"timestamp":1783483127,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:58:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSYfO2fP-DVXDiTF"},{"timestamp":1783483163,"iso":"2026-07-08T04:59:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he tells lies, I will tell truths - I think that is hard to find fault with","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcSas3mfP-Fi_f9d5"},{"timestamp":1783483879,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:11:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps Cherny has some moral sense after all","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTGZpGfP-xPgAY7N"},{"timestamp":1783483880,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:11:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTGbk2fP-xPjJBf9","attachments":["static/photos/1375045601258744.png"]},{"timestamp":1783484133,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:15:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And indeed that was nice","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTV3xWfP_AtVk7Tt"},{"timestamp":1783484239,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:17:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I appreciate that at no stage during this, not even as Oli has punished my desperation with silence, lied about me, tried to have me locked up on an outrageously dishonest representation of reality, etc, have you said a word of criticism to him - criticism has remained tightly focussed on me and my any reaction to the 'intolerable' and 'unexplainable' (your words, or near enough) way he has treated me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTcU_mfP_HLIgR0M"},{"timestamp":1783484279,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:17:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"People can judge for themselves whether you might perhaps have considered breathing a word of advice to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTexRGfP_JnMMHfQ"},{"timestamp":1783484358,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:19:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Hey Oli, maybe if you're pissed off at Sam telling others what you have done, perhaps you should not have done it, just maybe, possibly, just a thought?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTjngmfP_OdokUfK"},{"timestamp":1783484381,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:19:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Hey Oli, if you don't want Sam to publish your messages, perhaps you should not lie about what they contain?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTlB12fP_P398c1r"},{"timestamp":1783484408,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:20:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Hey Sam Cherny, is it true what the police say about you and Oli being in a relationship? Oli, was this right? Should you have done that?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTmpiGfP_RfrqfIo"},{"timestamp":1783484519,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:21:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Hey Oli, why did you consistently tell Sam Cherny and his mother that Sam was stalking you when in fact you described him as your partner, said you loved him, said you always had, said you felt depressed every morning when you woke up and he wasn't there, etc? Was this honest? Can you act this way and then expect meticulously considerate treatment in return? Does that not feel a bit unfair?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTtc-mfP_YS7YXfm"},{"timestamp":1783484598,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:23:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Hey Oli, maybe this time I'm going to criticise you for trying to have the person you love locked up after horribly mistreating him, rather than criticising that person and justifying it on the grounds that he has said true things about you, or about himself, when you have lied about him?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcTySmmfP_dIeOlo0"},{"timestamp":1783484669,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:24:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will let people make their own minds up, but yeah, I have appreciated that, and appreciated that it continued when I said I felt on the verge of killing myself, and still, even at that point, not a moment of consideration that maybe some of the advice and judgement and steering that was meted out to me in such ample quantities might perhaps be channeled briefly towards Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcT2ki2fP_haoPeUF"},{"timestamp":1783484787,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:26:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Maybe this has been fucked up, maybe this is something people would rightly be appalled by, and maybe I will ask Oli whether he should be doing this or whether he should face up to his choices, tell the truth, and not throw Sam under the bus and betray him and leave him to carry the cost of Oli's choices\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcT9y7GfP_oo_nLgw"},{"timestamp":1783484964,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:29:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well that’s quite serious Sam. I understand that you’re very much in love with Oli and all of this is very painful for you. I know he’s not in a relationship with anyone, and it’s difficult for me to do much else when you’re spinning nonsense that I’m colluding with Oli, and when I tell you that you call me a liar and get angry. I’m not sure what I can do to help you!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcUImM2fP_zcDvt-y","replyText":"I will let people make their own minds up, but yeah, I have appreciated that, and appreciated that it continued when I said I felt on the verge of killing myself, and still, even at that point, not a moment of consideration that maybe some of the advice and judgement and steering that was meted out to me in such ample quantities might perhaps be channeled briefly towards Oli","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcT2ki2fP_haoPeUF"},{"timestamp":1783485323,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:35:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have nothing further to say to this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcUef92fQAJV8slsu"},{"timestamp":1783485331,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:35:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The record stands on its own","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcUe_QmfQAJ0s6-Lg"},{"timestamp":1783485348,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:35:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have a good night, and if you have anything morally serious to say then I will appreciate reading it in the morning","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcUgDB2fQAK5RXO6M"},{"timestamp":1783485355,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:35:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmm quite","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcUgeEmfQALUJNwpD"},{"timestamp":1783485507,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:38:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you're in a criticising mood, perhaps you could give Oli a go? You know, since you haven't said a word of criticism to him in the last two months","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcUpv9GfQAUl8TePx"},{"timestamp":1783485525,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:38:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That might be nice for a change - for my part I've already got a megabyte or so from you, so I'm well stocked","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcUq2w2fQAVtNpO70"},{"timestamp":1783485656,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:40:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe try the person who cheated on me for many months, told me insane lies and then said I was mad and had made them up myself, refused to apologise or account for himself, insulted me, went silent while telling you that he'd talk to me when I had stopped telling others what he'd done to me, and then made false allegations to the police to try to have me locked up to stop me from threatening his more materially useful relationship which you quite blatantly knew about","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcUy2imfQAds3H-K_"},{"timestamp":1783485686,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:41:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps you could try criticising that, Damien, maybe – perhaps you might offer just a word or two of advice, since you've had so many for me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcU0sI2fQAfWZxwK0"},{"timestamp":1783485691,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:41:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think that might be fair?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcU0-OWfQAf0kcq-y"},{"timestamp":1783485699,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:41:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it might","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcU1eSGfQAgUcKdwZ"},{"timestamp":1783485701,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:41:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcU1lGmfQAgbLWD1d"},{"timestamp":1783485720,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:42:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not criticizing you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcU2vv2fQAhltJRTq","replyText":"If you're in a criticising mood, perhaps you could give Oli a go? You know, since you haven't said a word of criticism to him in the last two months","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcUpv9GfQAUl8TePx"},{"timestamp":1783485845,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:44:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don't worry, I'm just making a point - I don't for a moment expect you to say anything critical to Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcU-YaGfQApOzttCQ"},{"timestamp":1783485871,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:44:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Only to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcU_9uWfQAqzlRlOw","replyText":"I’m sorry, it’s vaguely frustrating that you write reems of messages, about something that I have seriously no interest in!!!\n\nITS QUITE CLEAR YOU WERE IN SOME SORT OF DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP. Certainly not a relationship in the normal sense of it. I don’t think think anyone believes that you fabricated videos or whatever. Why do you care? Why do you care about any of these people you’ve not even met them they’re Ollies friends, I don’t know how you were expecting them to take sides? Maybe Ollie said they were fabricated because you sent videos around of you sucking his dick? That’s embarrassing no? If you had paid any heed to what I told you instead of badgering on, and dragging everyone into this, I pretty sure you would have been happier with the outcome!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ik8aI14mewFzsthfnF"},{"timestamp":1783485875,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:44:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> If you had paid any heed to what I told you instead of badgering on, and dragging everyone into this, I pretty sure you would have been happier with the outcome!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVANfmfQArD8lKMy"},{"timestamp":1783485937,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:45:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Charming it was to receive that explanation of why Oli had accused me of fabricating evidence of our relationship, which was not suspicious at all, and I'm sure you truly thought he was single and had nothing to– oh i can't be bothered to even do this any more - night, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVEAyGfQAu1yU6FN"},{"timestamp":1783486040,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:47:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That was delightful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVKRQmfQA1HHpYLI"},{"timestamp":1783486068,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:47:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli does what Oli wants, and that's fine, and Sam does what Sam wants and gets Emily Post's fucking guide to etiquette in response","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVL9i2fQA2zaR1BA"},{"timestamp":1783486106,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:48:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Never anything below the highest standards of friendship to the person – your lovely, great friend Oli, whom you had no problem with – who was doing all that stuff to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVOTCmfQA5JSr28L"},{"timestamp":1783486111,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:48:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Never a problem with Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVOngmfQA5dogCaf"},{"timestamp":1783486120,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:48:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All too happy to laugh and sneer at my distress with him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVPL_mfQA6CZ4q4J"},{"timestamp":1783486151,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:49:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you for making me feel so utterly alone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVRB2WfQA74MbWMZ"},{"timestamp":1783486151,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:49:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVRFEmfQA74PpPcW","attachments":["static/photos/2297622794109548.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1783486228,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:50:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck every day of that, I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with you people or how any of that was ok, and I am glad to at least now realise that at least some other people feel the same way, because I genuinely hadn't and you, _delightfully_, did everything you could to communicate that I was mad, irrational, and, again, _alone_","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVVuImfQBAj_fuvi"},{"timestamp":1783486253,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:50:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"while, again, saying not a word to your _great friend_ Oli, ha ha ha ha, laughing emoji, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVXRwmfQBB36j1b9"},{"timestamp":1783486300,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:51:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well the only reason I’m replying is to try to make you feel less alone.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVaLIGfQBFBF8tF9","replyText":"Thank you for making me feel so utterly alone","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVRB2WfQA74MbWMZ"},{"timestamp":1783486343,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:52:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sneering that the thought I’ve been colluding in an affair. Is utterly ridiculous and mad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVcwr2fQBHmuURU3","replyText":"All too happy to laugh and sneer at my distress with him","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVPL_mfQA6CZ4q4J"},{"timestamp":1783486387,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:53:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don't worry, you don't owe me the courtesy of being honest with me even now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVfdJ2fQBKTnQ3Pk"},{"timestamp":1783486404,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:53:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You just carry on saying your crap, that's fine, don't worry, you don't owe me any respect or decency even at this late juncture","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVggvGfQBLXP3Lku"},{"timestamp":1783486406,"iso":"2026-07-08T05:53:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Goodnight","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcVglrGfQBLcF81Dc"},{"timestamp":1783488978,"iso":"2026-07-08T06:36:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, incidentally, I can't remember if I mentioned, but we have those deleted Instagram messages - well, *we* don't, but the police/court do, they were preserved, and I will ensure that they are asked about and therefore opened up to us at trial","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcX9nJGfQDodY_FDv","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783488990,"iso":"2026-07-08T06:36:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because I have a very good idea of what they will show","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcX-W-mfQDpNaB_Yd"},{"timestamp":1783489020,"iso":"2026-07-08T06:37:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcYAKNgAAAAAAAACe"},{"timestamp":1783489064,"iso":"2026-07-08T06:37:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam you’re going to feel so silly when you realize you’re very wrong about all of this.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcYC1JmfQDtq9pcBT","replyText":"because I have a very good idea of what they will show","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcX-W-mfQDpNaB_Yd"},{"timestamp":1783489277,"iso":"2026-07-08T06:41:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Anyway, please feel better. After Benji I don’t think I’ll be able to handle yet another suicide.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcYP3omfQD6tqQCKl","replyText":"I will let people make their own minds up, but yeah, I have appreciated that, and appreciated that it continued when I said I felt on the verge of killing myself, and still, even at that point, not a moment of consideration that maybe some of the advice and judgement and steering that was meted out to me in such ample quantities might perhaps be channeled briefly towards Oli","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcT2ki2fP_haoPeUF"},{"timestamp":1783499079,"iso":"2026-07-08T09:24:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, you nearly did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilchmG0mfQNQ8544Cx"},{"timestamp":1783499955,"iso":"2026-07-08T09:39:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did what?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcibkjmfQOGZjKLXe"},{"timestamp":1783511406,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:50:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Handled my suicide","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctWhbGfQZBXkvE57"},{"timestamp":1783511427,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:50:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😔😔","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctXyj2fQZCoR-VdC"},{"timestamp":1783511434,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:50:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You know you can always call me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctYOW2fQZDEUz7Jj"},{"timestamp":1783511452,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:50:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s the last thing I want!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctZUmGfQZEKu6yGZ"},{"timestamp":1783511469,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:51:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know this has been immensely tough on you Sam.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctaUQmfQZFKYWOK6"},{"timestamp":1783511483,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:51:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I imagine a world where Tim had cheated on you for months on end, had perhaps lied to you about being Lithuanian, and I had told you I disapproved of what he was doing while nitpicking your behaviour and having private chats with him in which we laughed at you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctbLLWfQZGBglj9n"},{"timestamp":1783511520,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:52:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The whole thing should have been handled differently.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctdeYGfQZITqnMtc"},{"timestamp":1783511538,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:52:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And this for months and months, while pretending to be your friend, pretending to be on your side, saying \"oh no darling please don't kill yourself, that would be such a bore\", and saying nothing critical to him, just laughing privately at you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcteie2fQZJYxbnFO"},{"timestamp":1783511553,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:52:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't think the pretence of being my friend makes it better, I think it makes it worse","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctffDWfQZKVYGDnm"},{"timestamp":1783511603,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:53:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I do find the whole Albanian thing quite odd I must admit, if someone had lied to me like that, I don’t think I’d bother with them. I’d be pissed off for sure!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctiirGfQZNYnjc-k"},{"timestamp":1783511629,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:53:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, and in this world I would also stand around passing judgement on the conduct of your phone calls with Tim, on the tone of anything you said to mutual friends about it, etc, even as I told you (and not him) that I thought his behaviour was intolerable","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctkE2GfQZO7IdMkE"},{"timestamp":1783511646,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:54:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Should have been handled differently ... by me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctlHo2fQZP9sAJPr","replyText":"The whole thing should have been handled differently.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctdeYGfQZITqnMtc"},{"timestamp":1783511648,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:54:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not by Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctlRE2fQZQHMPftn"},{"timestamp":1783511654,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:54:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because you haven't said a word of criticism to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctlnsmfQZQeB_hjV"},{"timestamp":1783511658,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:54:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Only to me, of my response","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctl5rmfQZQv-bkKr"},{"timestamp":1783511669,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:54:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In my understanding he isn’t with Cherney, but you seem so certain.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctmh7GfQZRX7OyZw"},{"timestamp":1783511690,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:54:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which is morally comparable to complaining about the Warsaw uprising while having a group chat in which you were laughing with your great friends the Germans","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctn2sGfQZSs6DhtN"},{"timestamp":1783511703,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:55:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You were dragging me into your relationship problems, that’s not okay!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctonPGfQZTc-aj6t"},{"timestamp":1783511775,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:56:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s not for me to call someone out on their behavior, you’re entitled to do what you want, if you want to post things on a website then so be it, but you wanted my opinion, and that’s why he didn’t speak to you. You crossed a boundary.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcts_62fQZX16chag"},{"timestamp":1783511809,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:56:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I didn't want your opinion, I wanted you to be my friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctvE_mfQZZ7IB3nH"},{"timestamp":1783511811,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:56:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You weren't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctvPmWfQZaF02jlO"},{"timestamp":1783511821,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:57:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck you, for the rest of your life, for what you did here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctv0Z2fQZaqkd-w1"},{"timestamp":1783511836,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:57:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I am your friend.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctwwYWfQZbltnWoP"},{"timestamp":1783511844,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:57:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You think I’ve done something which I haven’t","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctxQPGfQZcGcJWnQ"},{"timestamp":1783511850,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:57:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s really unfair.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctxlvWfQZcbOwxpw"},{"timestamp":1783511858,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:57:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll come see you when I’m back on the 15th!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilctyD02fQZc5xrBj9"},{"timestamp":1783511979,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:59:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you were laughing with Oli at my expense while nitpicking my reaction","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilct5cvGfQZkS4judH"},{"timestamp":1783511980,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:59:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilct5ikGfQZkY29AAf"},{"timestamp":1783511996,"iso":"2026-07-08T12:59:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't even particularly care whether you knew about Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilct6g12fQZlXCZUJ6"},{"timestamp":1783512010,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:00:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That makes it worse but it is already fucked enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilct7Y5WfQZmO_BJo3"},{"timestamp":1783512025,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:00:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Laughing at what?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilct8SnmfQZnIzSGb4"},{"timestamp":1783512054,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:00:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You making up mad nonsense about me, saying I’m colluding etc etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilct-D2GfQZo5wBTYC"},{"timestamp":1783512071,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:01:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You tell me what you were laughing about - the last time I asked, you weren't willing to say","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilct_FkWfQZp7E5oE3","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilXcBwOmfLHsjBf3aC"},{"timestamp":1783512095,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:01:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are always free to send a screenshot, but I doubt you will","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuAhV2fQZrXUD5wN"},{"timestamp":1783512106,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:01:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would *love* to see how you have spoken to Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuBOnWfQZsEzUAyV"},{"timestamp":1783512113,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:01:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At least, whatever parts you haven't deleted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuBqLmfQZsgXztoB"},{"timestamp":1783512140,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:02:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will see the deleted parts in court, and I assure you January cannot come soon enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuDSa2fQZuIj9jCI","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783512147,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:02:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuDvBAAAAAAAAAMY"},{"timestamp":1783512200,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:03:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really just want you to be well Sam!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuG9TGfQZxzYqo1H"},{"timestamp":1783512230,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:03:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, as you've said many times, Damien, and you can stop saying it now, because I'm nauseous enough already at the sight of you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuIxTWfQZznhyKTl"},{"timestamp":1783512241,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:04:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you for calling me mad for several months while laughing with Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuJeEmfQZ0ULtp96"},{"timestamp":1783512295,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:04:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you willing to show me what you were laughing at with your great friend Oli, paragon of wellness, who lied to me about being Albanian for half a year and behaved in a way that you said would make you run for the hills, and whom you haven't given a word of advice to while you *still* presume to condescend to me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuMv4GfQZ3lmzIY6"},{"timestamp":1783512383,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:06:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(Oh, why bothering asking, really? Obviously I will see that in court, the non-deleted parts from the relevant period, as well as the deleted parts – this is the wonderful clarifying thing about the legal process)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuSHE2fQZ89KVNvk"},{"timestamp":1783512445,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:07:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you want to tell me the truth about any of this now, or are you opting to carry on calling me mad and lying until the end?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuV4VWfQaAufWAvQ"},{"timestamp":1783512455,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:07:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume the latter but I figured I'd ask just on the off chance","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuWiJWfQaBX9ms6S"},{"timestamp":1783512567,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:09:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Unless you want me to lie and tell you what you want to hear. I don’t understand why you baldy want to believe the alternative","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcudXh2fQaIMzi4xX"},{"timestamp":1783512586,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:09:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am asking you a simple question - are you willing to show me or are you not?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuefdGfQaJVpjx5C"},{"timestamp":1783512587,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:09:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuelmGfQaJbuE5oU"},{"timestamp":1783512596,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:09:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do me the kindness of not condescending to me about it, and just say so","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcufHi2fQaJ9lUxnA"},{"timestamp":1783512676,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:11:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And do not dare to make a single further snide comment about 'wanting me to be well' or I will make sure that line is written on your fucking grave","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcukBLmfQaO27mYcX"},{"timestamp":1783512730,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:12:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"wtf would that even achieve.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcunTL2fQaSJGARio","replyText":"I am asking you a simple question - are you willing to show me or are you not?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuefdGfQaJVpjx5C"},{"timestamp":1783512742,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:12:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Get on with your life and stop torturing yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuoEBWfQaS6D4pfi"},{"timestamp":1783512756,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:12:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So you're not going to show me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuo61mfQaTwrHQuW"},{"timestamp":1783512774,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:12:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think this might be a good point at which to adopt a posture of humility, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuqBIGfQaU3K88sy"},{"timestamp":1783512778,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:12:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you hoping to find","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuqPAmfQaVCHCDgD"},{"timestamp":1783512781,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:13:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it might be a good time to do so","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuqcRWfQaVSTuZQd"},{"timestamp":1783512793,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:13:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe you can start by not interrogating me about what your messages contain","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcurKHGfQaWAMOynC"},{"timestamp":1783512793,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:13:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is absurd","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcurKR2fQaWAWcGST"},{"timestamp":1783512806,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:13:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don't you fucking DARE to talk to me like this EVER again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcur8IGfQaWxoS-G3","replyText":"This is absurd","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcurKR2fQaWAWcGST"},{"timestamp":1783512809,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:13:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you understand me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcusHZWfQaW9cUzX9"},{"timestamp":1783512814,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:13:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are not my friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcusa9WfQaXREzZhC"},{"timestamp":1783512837,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:13:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’re also Oli’s messages, and I’m sure he wouldn’t want me showing them!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcut3FGfQaYs-_QsY"},{"timestamp":1783512860,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:14:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Right, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuvOFGfQaaEB7eeQ"},{"timestamp":1783512863,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:14:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm sure he wouldn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuvZ4GfQaaQAzSoO"},{"timestamp":1783512866,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:14:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I'm sure you wouldn't either","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuvom2fQaaexZQbE"},{"timestamp":1783512882,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:14:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So, again, go fuck yourself with your great friend Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuwkIGfQabaMjtJC"},{"timestamp":1783512911,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:15:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay well I’ve enough of being a punching bag for today 👋🏻","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuyU32fQadK7b2MI"},{"timestamp":1783512929,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:15:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, shut the fuck up, you snake","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcuzbLGfQaeRPbCRp"},{"timestamp":1783512940,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:15:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is undignified","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcu0JiWfQae_kiGIg"},{"timestamp":1783512942,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:15:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Stop whining","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcu0P22fQafF5OP9f"},{"timestamp":1783512945,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:15:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have done enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcu0aNWfQafQP-U5o"},{"timestamp":1783512950,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:15:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just don't say anything more to me please","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcu0uJWfQafkWiZTT"},{"timestamp":1783512957,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:15:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Go have a good day betraying people or whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcu1K_WfQaf_QzdE2"},{"timestamp":1783512975,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:16:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do not ever call yourself my friend again and do not ever pretend concern","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcu2P9GfQahFz4P9f"},{"timestamp":1783513084,"iso":"2026-07-08T13:18:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt changed the theme to Pride","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilcu85L2fQanvHdCwh"},{"timestamp":1783520151,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:15:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should consider changing the theme to Shame","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc1sRAGfQhXGofKbd"},{"timestamp":1783520174,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:16:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But maybe Pride is more accurate","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc1toF2fQhYeJXIlz"},{"timestamp":1783520195,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:16:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc1u7r2fQhZnEC7DP","attachments":["static/photos/1771854743817854.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1783520272,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:17:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"😔😔😔","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc1zp_2fQhefnlvl3"},{"timestamp":1783520280,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:18:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you please stop","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc10Gm2fQhe8Q9JdP"},{"timestamp":1783520288,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:18:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is very sad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc10mfGfQhfcNd9uy"},{"timestamp":1783520302,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:18:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt changed the theme to Care 😌","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc11dvmfQhgTaRXQo"},{"timestamp":1783520309,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:18:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would urge you fucking reconsider that message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc114R2fQhguWUU-z"},{"timestamp":1783520323,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:18:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would urge you to fucking reconsider that message (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1783520323256"},{"timestamp":1783520333,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:18:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As the person who could have stopped this several months ago and chose not to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc13Yi2fQhiOfOmmV"},{"timestamp":1783520346,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:19:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How could I?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc14LbGfQhjBGsmBU"},{"timestamp":1783520356,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:19:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By talking to Oli and telling him that this was wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc14yNWfQhjoTa1dn"},{"timestamp":1783520360,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:19:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By refusing to go along with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc15AvmfQhj1xFI-H"},{"timestamp":1783520371,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:19:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By not telling me to wait and believe in him, then laughing with him at my distress","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc15s82fQhki0k_nC"},{"timestamp":1783520374,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:19:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You think he’d listen to my opinion?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc151VmfQhkrIwSCz"},{"timestamp":1783520385,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:19:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"YES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHAT IS THE FUCKING MATTER WITH YOU?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc16hxmfQhlXjmGWv"},{"timestamp":1783520389,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:19:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You think he wouldn't?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc16vi2fQhllXLG2T"},{"timestamp":1783520392,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:19:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then why not give it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc1689GfQhlzFsJkq"},{"timestamp":1783520397,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:19:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why not SAY ANYTHING TO HIM?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc17Q62fQhmG8maRt"},{"timestamp":1783520401,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:20:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What the fuck is wrong with you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc17iRmfQhmYTOWBa"},{"timestamp":1783520412,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:20:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How on earth did you think ANY of this was acceptable?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc18L02fQhnBz2d_0"},{"timestamp":1783520416,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:20:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam I believe had you not did the group chats, this wouldn’t have go to this stage.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc18ZmWfQhnPIfG2h","replyText":"By not telling me to wait and believe in him, then laughing with him at my distress","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc15s82fQhki0k_nC"},{"timestamp":1783520427,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:20:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh he wouldn’t have listened to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc19F62fQhn7fd6C0"},{"timestamp":1783520444,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:20:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How DARE you spend two months tutting at me and calling me mentally ill while saying not a word of criticism to Oli, and laughing along with him as he lied about me, cheated on me, and had me prosecuted on false pretences?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc1-G_WfQho9JXhWu"},{"timestamp":1783520451,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:20:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You spineless coward, you nothing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc1-kSmfQhpaNm3R9"},{"timestamp":1783520475,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:21:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It was fun and socially easy, wasn't it, and probably enjoyable, as I was being prosecuted and on the brink of suicide and lied about","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2AALmfQhq2MBQG8"},{"timestamp":1783520481,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:21:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How do you know I haven’t spoken to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2AZXWfQhrPBerxx"},{"timestamp":1783520483,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:21:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you saw fit to sneer about my bail conditions","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2AfNmfQhrU66_vk"},{"timestamp":1783520493,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:21:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s not in a relationship. He didn’t cheat on you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2BJgGfQhr_Q0v1_","replyText":"How DARE you spend two months tutting at me and calling me mentally ill while saying not a word of criticism to Oli, and laughing along with him as he lied about me, cheated on me, and had me prosecuted on false pretences?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc1-G_WfQho9JXhWu"},{"timestamp":1783520505,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:21:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How was I sneering","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2B2mmfQhssX8L3P","replyText":"And you saw fit to sneer about my bail conditions","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2AfNmfQhrU66_vk"},{"timestamp":1783520506,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:21:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I asked you at length and you could not give a single example of a criticism you had made","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2B6IGfQhsv03DOE","replyText":"How do you know I haven’t spoken to him","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2AZXWfQhrPBerxx"},{"timestamp":1783520510,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:21:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you can't now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2CK6GfQhtA63zoN"},{"timestamp":1783520511,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:21:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You think I’m the devil","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2CPFGfQhtEyd5qh"},{"timestamp":1783520518,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:21:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"There’s no talking to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2CrNGfQhtg65FyC"},{"timestamp":1783520536,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:22:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you won't show me your messages with him on May 16th, 7 days after you said to me that he had treated me indefensibly, where you VERY MUCH APPEAR to be laughing with him about me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2Dw7mfQhum5ja1E"},{"timestamp":1783520541,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:22:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Any criticism I make of Oli is quite frankly none of your business, and something to be done privately","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2EDLmfQhu472rBv","replyText":"Because I asked you at length and you could not give a single example of a criticism you had made","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2B6IGfQhsv03DOE"},{"timestamp":1783520543,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:22:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh shut the fuck up, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2ELK2fQhvA407XT","replyText":"There’s no talking to you","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2CrNGfQhtg65FyC"},{"timestamp":1783520549,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:22:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How fucking dare you talk like this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2EjM2fQhvZTT2za"},{"timestamp":1783520563,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:22:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have spent months tutting at me, while saying of Oli that \"Oli does what Oli wants\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2FY52fQhwO_sqad"},{"timestamp":1783520576,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:22:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli does what Oli wants and you laugh with him at my distress as I am prosecuted and suicidal","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2GLumfQhxBwniZv"},{"timestamp":1783520586,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:23:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck you to hell, you invertebrate twerp","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2Gy4GfQhxpAwllf"},{"timestamp":1783520600,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:23:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How dare you do as you've done and think you would get away with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2Hqk2fQhygdRHC_"},{"timestamp":1783520603,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:23:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know what we’re laughing about. You must think I’m quite sick and twisted if I find any of this to be funny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2H1ZmfQhyrD2-3u","replyText":"And you won't show me your messages with him on May 16th, 7 days after you said to me that he had treated me indefensibly, where you VERY MUCH APPEAR to be laughing with him about me","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2Dw7mfQhum5ja1E"},{"timestamp":1783520626,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:23:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How dare you tell me to wait, tell me Oli would treat me better, tell me it would improve, and then laugh with him at me while saying nothing to him and tutting at me as this has played out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2JPMmfQh0FNzNXl"},{"timestamp":1783520633,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:23:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and then tell me it was \"none of your business\" to criticise him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2JshmfQh0ifCBtc"},{"timestamp":1783520641,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, it was your business to criticise me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2KJ-2fQh1AKaxcA"},{"timestamp":1783520652,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what a good friend you have been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2KzAGfQh1okPgJB"},{"timestamp":1783520652,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And as he should. And as should you. I don’t feel it’s my business to tell a grown ass adult how to behave or how to act in relationships","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2KzzWfQh1pUrosE","replyText":"You have spent months tutting at me, while saying of Oli that \"Oli does what Oli wants\"","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2FY52fQhwO_sqad"},{"timestamp":1783520654,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and what a good person","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2K8cGfQh1yfI5ea"},{"timestamp":1783520663,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh, shut the fuck up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2LgKWfQh2V6tnV0","replyText":"And as he should. And as should you. I don’t feel it’s my business to tell a grown ass adult how to behave or how to act in relationships","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2KzzWfQh1pUrosE"},{"timestamp":1783520667,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you spent months criticising me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2Lv4GfQh2l5jOJ3"},{"timestamp":1783520670,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you hadn't a word for him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2L7smfQh2xzioGL"},{"timestamp":1783520676,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"had Tim done this to you I'd have had words with Tim","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2MS22fQh3InyrV2"},{"timestamp":1783520679,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you had words with me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2MeKGfQh3T6F-VQ"},{"timestamp":1783520682,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you laughed with Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2MpzmfQh3f27yHY"},{"timestamp":1783520687,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck you to the hell you belong in","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2M-H2fQh30Arx-R"},{"timestamp":1783520698,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how fucking dare you think any of this was ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2NmmWfQh4cj9Gcq"},{"timestamp":1783520698,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:24:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam please don’t swear!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2Nn32fQh4ddUPcz","replyText":"oh, shut the fuck up","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2LgKWfQh2V6tnV0"},{"timestamp":1783520721,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:25:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":".... i don't even fucking know what to say to this reply","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2PD2WfQh55nenJP","replyText":"Sam please don’t swear!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2Nn32fQh4ddUPcz"},{"timestamp":1783520724,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:25:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2PNuGfQh6En0kmL"},{"timestamp":1783520737,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:25:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2QBNmfQh64eM6XF","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1783520742,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:25:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"one sec, zoom","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2QVpWfQh7Lm8wbc"},{"timestamp":1783520744,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:25:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"hold on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2QbxmfQh7RwDHaq"},{"timestamp":1783520755,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:25:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or we can message here, but nothing off the record","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2RIuGfQh7-w61KT"},{"timestamp":1783520770,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:26:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't do that any more, for reasons i think you understand","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2SBq2fQh83idHAr"},{"timestamp":1783520905,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:28:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes im aware you’ll record me and post it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2aRr2fQiFHUiGQM","replyText":"i don't do that any more, for reasons i think you understand","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2SBq2fQh83idHAr"},{"timestamp":1783520950,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:29:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, I'll post this either way, yes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2dBBmfQiH3BbCvu"},{"timestamp":1783520962,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:29:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is what happens when you lie to everyone about everything, I'm afraid","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2dt4GfQiIjrmCq5"},{"timestamp":1783520984,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:29:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You do not get to use privacy as sword and shield","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2fG9mfQiJ8jyi_1"},{"timestamp":1783520996,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:29:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You don't get to lie about what the record contains and then complain when I post it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2f2eWfQiKsQEi3B"},{"timestamp":1783521003,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:30:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Privacy is a contract, not an entitlement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2gQMWfQiLGHu-KA"},{"timestamp":1783521045,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:30:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you and Oli have misused it and you have defended to me its misuse, so ... there ya go, I'm afraid","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2i0KGfQiNqPW4Yf"},{"timestamp":1783521139,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:32:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us05web.zoom.us/j/88213932181?pwd=rCjj4czafQZ9BkR9axMHGqbbNvXjHu.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2oifmfQiTUfkRUN"},{"timestamp":1783521146,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:32:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"feel free to join or not to join, I'm easy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2o-P2fQiT0DnLMB"},{"timestamp":1783521160,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:32:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm recording, to be clear - not sure if it will restate that when you join","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2pzhmfQiUpWmZB3"},{"timestamp":1783521482,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:38:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, had to leave and make a new meeting to enable screen sharing, which i figured might be useful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc29f62fQioVbYK6I"},{"timestamp":1783521484,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:38:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us05web.zoom.us/j/84474828904?pwd=9ukVzVdKPaF7o11SL3nVEksPgEvwbU.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc29luWfQioYbF_ge"},{"timestamp":1783521591,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:39:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay if we’re going to do that, then it will have to wait, as I’m currently walking around.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3EKBmfQiu9lr3S6","replyText":"sorry, had to leave and make a new meeting to enable screen sharing, which i figured might be useful","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc29f62fQioVbYK6I"},{"timestamp":1783521610,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:40:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I meant sharing my screen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3FTRGfQiwIKpHQb"},{"timestamp":1783521612,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:40:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not yours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3FZZWfQiwPI9mdl"},{"timestamp":1783521628,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:40:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If nothing else, it just means I can refer to things and that it can be clear what I'm referring to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3GYT2fQixOYaV3N"},{"timestamp":1783521678,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:41:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you don't want to do that, I suppose I don't mind talking over audio","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3JeIWfQi0SiDtqO"},{"timestamp":1783521688,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:41:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or I'm happy to continue shouting at you on here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3KCeGfQi04mV2ol"},{"timestamp":1783521710,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:41:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm easy, but you called me, so I wanted to support whatever medium of shouting is most convenient for you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3LZa2fQi2NodXog"},{"timestamp":1783521860,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:44:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That's a shame, I was quite welcoming an actual conversation, or at least shouting over the spoken medium, where it is less easy for you to keep offering me condescending advice suggesting I'm mentally ill, in the belief that that is an acceptable or adequate answer to what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3UiC2fQi_X-BU-L"},{"timestamp":1783521923,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:45:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It now seems that was just a way to try to get me off the record","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3YYKmfQjDOBWvz-"},{"timestamp":1783521953,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:45:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or, perhaps more to the point, get *you* off the record","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3aPM2fQjFFLd21u"},{"timestamp":1783521984,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:46:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, you enjoy hiking Kilimanjaro, Damien, having called me about 15-20 minutes ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3cG4WfQjG87JGeE"},{"timestamp":1783522022,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:47:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I sense great comfort with what you have done and great willingness to stand by it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3ecMGfQjJR9OF1q"},{"timestamp":1783522068,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:47:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Is this urgent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3hRt2fQjMHaFIwC"},{"timestamp":1783522072,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:47:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3hg9GfQjLrWQSSJ","attachments":["static/photos/1702290947486869.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1783522082,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:48:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(1) yes, (2) you called me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3iFDmfQjM6YuboO"},{"timestamp":1783522093,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:48:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you please wait a few hours? So I can build up some strength to take the call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3ix42fQjNnH1D4J"},{"timestamp":1783522093,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:48:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(3) I do not really feel that I should have to be answering such questions","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3izTWfQjNpLty0c"},{"timestamp":1783522118,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:48:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, don't worry, I'll keep waiting so that you can have strength - that's what I want from a call, strength","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3kUL2fQjPKPKWz2"},{"timestamp":1783522124,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:48:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I've had enough of strength, I think","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3ksr2fQjPikUIVG"},{"timestamp":1783522144,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:49:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have dealt with me for two months from a position of strength","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3l5WWfQjQvW919D"},{"timestamp":1783522157,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:49:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fun it has been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3mrpmfQjRhtG0G0"},{"timestamp":1783522198,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:49:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think we could now perhaps talk from a position of equal moral status, where you are someone who owes me respect and not just me you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3pNJ2fQjUDHOQ04"},{"timestamp":1783522310,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:51:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh shut up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3v_gGfQja02f9Xv","replyText":"You have dealt with me for two months from a position of strength","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3l5WWfQjQvW919D"},{"timestamp":1783522346,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:52:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I have done enough of that, Damien, and I do not intend to do any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3yNpmfQjdDS6lQ7","replyText":"Oh shut up","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3v_gGfQja02f9Xv"},{"timestamp":1783522449,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:54:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Even within the last two months I have been remarkably restrained about a lot of subjects","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc34iT2fQjjYGXNKY"},{"timestamp":1783522452,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:54:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have not spoken about many things","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc34stWfQjjit7gW-"},{"timestamp":1783522537,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:55:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli's cousin is now going to the police to have him prosecuted based on messages he sent about his spending of his grandfather's money, which I was well aware of and considered taking to the police myself - indeed I said so several times to Oli and, I think, others - but ultimately didn't, even after what he has done to me recently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc396C2fQjov-F5WC"},{"timestamp":1783522590,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:56:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He took my email *saying that I forgave him* to the police to try to have me locked up, only for the CPS to withdraw the charge when I required them to state what the email or emails they were talking about actually contained","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4BIK2fQjr-Bi1Xi"},{"timestamp":1783522659,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:57:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He tried to have me prosecuted for *mercy itself*, and I didn't take him to the police on the grounds of truth, but now his own cousin is, and frankly fuck him and fuck you, I don't care any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4FUAmfQjwKEjU6T"},{"timestamp":1783522665,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:57:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes I read the letter.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4FsxmfQjwia1BMI","replyText":"Oli's cousin is now going to the police to have him prosecuted based on messages he sent about his spending of his grandfather's money, which I was well aware of and considered taking to the police myself - indeed I said so several times to Oli and, I think, others - but ultimately didn't, even after what he has done to me recently","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc396C2fQjov-F5WC"},{"timestamp":1783522702,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:58:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I won't do it myself but if his own family are going to do it then 🤷‍♂️ I am not going to save him, and I don't think he or you can reasonably ask me to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4H-HWfQjyz-yCFa"},{"timestamp":1783522747,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:59:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is absolutely beyond absurd and outrageous what I have put up with, and what you have laughed along with from your great friend Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4KtPGfQj1jSMxPm"},{"timestamp":1783522757,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:59:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will never forget who you were a friend to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4LUXmfQj2KUv3Y1"},{"timestamp":1783522768,"iso":"2026-07-08T15:59:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and *what* you were a friend to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4L_BmfQj21HPDP6"},{"timestamp":1783522875,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:01:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"both of you took my love, mercy, and distress at appalling treatment, and piled some lies on top and cited a couple of momentary poor reactions and tried to have me locked up for it, as if I were the person here who deserved to be locked up, while you said *nothing* to Oli, not a thing, and laughed along with him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4SiJmfQj9X_Ka4B"},{"timestamp":1783522883,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:01:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how you think you will not burn in hell for this i do not know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4S_52fQj913Hd24"},{"timestamp":1783522912,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:01:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is one thing to bully, it is one thing to deal badly from strength, it is another thing to abuse trust, mercy, and love","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4UwbmfQj_mTsZ9_"},{"timestamp":1783522953,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:02:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the very things Oli has always treasured from me and expects, probably correctly, to be able to treasure again when he is done with the appalling things he is doing with your support, connivance, and attempted deletion of evidence","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4XRPmfQkCHLYKvW"},{"timestamp":1783522974,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:02:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and then you come to me and whine about being a punching bag and tell me to shut up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4Yi5mfQkDY7iX7T"},{"timestamp":1783522996,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:03:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't even have anything to say to that - it speaks on its own","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4Z5xmfQkEv2WHk8"},{"timestamp":1783523019,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:03:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but why don't you call me mentally ill some more?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4bUomfQkGKgvvFn"},{"timestamp":1783523040,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:04:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why don't you offer me some more guidance as to whether everything i have done is exactly comme il faut","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4ckGWfQkHZ-gm6a"},{"timestamp":1783523083,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:04:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"after all, you have plenty of time - it's not like you're saying anything to Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4fNfGfQkKDVo3S6"},{"timestamp":1783523128,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:05:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it's not like you said anything when he lied to me that he was Albanian and then lied to others that I was mad when I trusted what he told me and eventually, in my desperation, asked a few questions of one person, you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4h7cmfQkMxgzFFM"},{"timestamp":1783523170,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:06:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought that might produce some moral response in you when you learned that he *had* actually said that, that I had not made it up, and that he had subsequently lied to you that I had, while carrying on a relationship with me and asking for my trust and love","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4kiGmfQkPYAgy8F"},{"timestamp":1783523176,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:06:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he has *never* stopped lying about me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4k2wWfQkPsuM4G1"},{"timestamp":1783523188,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:06:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what do I get from you, my friend of ten years?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4loMWfQkQeGNKuQ"},{"timestamp":1783523190,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:06:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fucking nothing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4lvZ2fQkQlZT4jn"},{"timestamp":1783523194,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:06:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the fuck is the point of you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4l9mGfQkQzbYCKh"},{"timestamp":1783523214,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:06:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, I suppose I have not had a friend, I suppose that is the reality - Oli has had a friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4nMcmfQkSCOnB4H"},{"timestamp":1783523246,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:07:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"frankly I expect more of another *human being*, another member of the moral community, let alone a friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4pKAGfQkT_6b4CO"},{"timestamp":1783523282,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:08:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that you have acted as you have and then *presume* to pass judgement on me is beyond my ability to comprehend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4rVamfQkWLVMFd7"},{"timestamp":1783523342,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:09:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"hey Sam, why did you do that? that wasn't kind to Oli, and you owe Oli kindness, while he owes you nothing and I will laugh along with him as he treats you in a way that I described to you as inexplicable and intolerable\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4u_g2fQkZ1iFjoT"},{"timestamp":1783523370,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:09:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am quite happy to shout at you on here, really, this is working fine","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4wsimfQkbikO0V7"},{"timestamp":1783523395,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:09:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i'm going to take a break to avoid carpal tunnel syndrome","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc4yRbGfQkdHWdrMd"},{"timestamp":1783523514,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:11:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it's not as fun when you have to answer for yourself and the truth, is it? less fun then. much more fun before, when I was the punching bag, even though I fucking well shouldn't have been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc45feWfQkkVeYVEU"},{"timestamp":1783524552,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:29:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps we can start our call with a proper explanation of this view from you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc542YmfQljsDq3yS","replyText":"And as he should. And as should you. I don’t feel it’s my business to tell a grown ass adult how to behave or how to act in relationships","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc2KzzWfQh1pUrosE"},{"timestamp":1783524569,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:29:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"I don’t feel it’s my business to tell a grown ass adult how to behave or how to act in relationships.\" Discuss.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc557cGfQlkxTZbRi"},{"timestamp":1783524782,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:33:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let us evaluate how you have applied that policy to Oli and how you have applied it to me. Because I happen to remember you coming to me to tell me to stop telling others how Oli had behaved, because he was \"pissed off\". I recall your telling me, a month after that, as Oli was lying to me but shortly before he was lying to the police also with your support, that \"if you had paid any heed to what I told you instead of badgering on, and dragging everyone into this, I pretty sure you would have been happier with the outcome!\". Perhaps you would like to *fucking account for yourself, Damien*, rather than telling me to wait because you're too busy fucking ambulating. Apparently nobody but me is in control of his own fucking limbs and actions!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc6G7M2fQlxxF2UsP"},{"timestamp":1783524937,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:35:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let us evaluate how you have applied that policy to Oli and how you have applied it to me. Because I happen to remember you coming to me to tell me to stop telling others how Oli had behaved, because he was \"pissed off\". I recall your telling me, a month after that, as Oli was lying to friends and others about me, shortly before he began lying to the _police_ about me _also with your support_, that \"if you had paid any heed to what I told you instead of badgering on, and dragging everyone into this, I pretty sure you would have been happier with the outcome!\". Perhaps you would like to *fucking account for yourself, Damien*, rather than telling me to wait because you're too busy fucking ambulating. Apparently nobody but me is in control of his own fucking limbs and actions! (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1783524937750"},{"timestamp":1783525175,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:39:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why do you think you are in any position to dictate terms and tell me to wait for you? Do you think you have inherited some kind of feudal demesne and that I am enfeoffed to you? Did you perhaps think you could count on me to carry on letting you act as though you were, without criticism and without exposing this disgrace to others? If it's not one of those two, I'm fucked if I know what the answer is, because you are certainly not entitled by your moral position in the situation.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc6e33WfQmJuDnfLm"},{"timestamp":1783525224,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:40:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought you were very decent to Martin. You were very decent to me when Pig went missing. This I do not understand, but it is not my job to understand or account for it, it is yours, and to be quite honest it eclipses everything else you have done in the decade we have known each other.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc6h5DGfQmMvAtGPt"},{"timestamp":1783525236,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:40:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Decade and change...","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc6io82fQmNe_W7ZY"},{"timestamp":1783526054,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:54:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What would have happened if I hadn't corrected the record? What would have happened if I had done as you said, if I had \"shut up\", if I had let your great friend Oli do what he has shamefully decided to do with your unstinting support and no objections whatsoever (unless perhaps you deleted those)? What would have happened if you got away with it? You think I'm not entitled to be angry now? You think my telling the truth is the problem, while you condescendingly explain Oli's lies as the inevitable result of my telling the truth? I would *love* to hear you defend absolutely any of this. I would love to hear *anyone* defend it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc7UijmfQm_YgFcTe"},{"timestamp":1783526238,"iso":"2026-07-08T16:57:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have not even *lied* about Oli in response to his lies about me. I accepted that I hit him, and I told the truth about it even when it seemed the truth would be told about nothing else. I didn't take the thing about his grandfather to the police. I didn't take the Cloisters thing to the police. I didn't point out that he went to my family before I went to his, or that his family went to my family, or whatever. I have fought with one and a half arms tied behind my back by decency that he didn't have, and he *still* saw fit to try to have me prosecuted for sending him a short email *saying that I forgave him*, and I don't doubt you didn't say a word to him about that disgrace either. What will we see in your deleted messages from the early morning of May 28th? I look forward to knowing. Perhaps you do too, since of course you have *forgotten*.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc7fwb2fQnKmf17ES"},{"timestamp":1783526748,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:05:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you think you owe it to me to endure in the name of accountability and truth any of the discomfort that you have spent several months telling me to just carry on silently enduring for the sake of _your great friend Oli_? Do you think you owe it to me to step out of your air-conditioned chamber of moral self-regard and discuss the facts? Or would you like to call me mentally ill and yourself my caring friend some more - would you like to shout that over me and truth, again?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc7-6fmfQnpwm1wmv"},{"timestamp":1783526804,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:06:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Take as long as you insist on taking - I am not going to run out of rage, of _menin_ at this _hybris_, any time soon","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8CSMWfQntIR1S2-"},{"timestamp":1783526826,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:07:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Take as long as you insist on taking - I am not going to run out of rage, of _menis_ at this _hybris_, any time soon (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1783526826347"},{"timestamp":1783526910,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:08:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am already waiting till January - perhaps you will keep lying to me until that point, but you won't after it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8IzmGfQnzpp3Kq5"},{"timestamp":1783527040,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:10:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect you're probably making your little calculations about whether it is time to tell the truth, whether all hope is lost, or whether there's still some chance that you might get away with lying about me and perjuring yourselves and be believed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8QsC2fQn7hxPtj0"},{"timestamp":1783527164,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:12:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, how the hell am I meant to have a calm conversation with someone who is telling me that he is my friend and cares about me while *quite blatantly* - and please do not act as if I don't know perfectly well what's right in front of my eyes - refusing to tell me what he said on the night that I was arrested because he hopes there's some chance that my wrongful prosecution will still go to plan","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8YS2GfQoDI6zi4L"},{"timestamp":1783527310,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:15:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How am I meant to have a conversation on that basis? How am I meant to say \"yes, you are trying to have me sent to prison based on lies and covered-up plans that you still haven't come clean about because you still hope they might succeed, but I will talk to you as if you were a fellow person in good standing or even a friend, rather than a snake\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8hLU2fQoMBdS2ic"},{"timestamp":1783527380,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:16:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How am I meant to talk to Iago as if he were Othello? How can you maintain this posture of \"no I am not going to tell you the truth, no I am not going to tell the truth in court, I will run away to Mongolia and good luck finding me there, but you must call me loyal and honest and a friend or else I will whinge that I'm a punching bag\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8leXWfQoQUAz9Vf"},{"timestamp":1783527405,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:16:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You seem to want two things at once, much as Oli does, and they are not compatible, and you and he are endlessly in the process of half-discovering that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8m_HmfQoR1GKfCo"},{"timestamp":1783527452,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:17:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either be a rat and be known as a rat, or be a person and accept that that comes with expectations and minimum standards of behaviour, accountability, and being the sort of organism that can be relied on to be *better than this*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8p2IWfQoUsMZmb9"},{"timestamp":1783527525,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:18:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> Me kanû te hershme giygji e karmote më hû të pabesin, e s' e lite në kuvend burrash.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8uUt2fQoZKaHfbe"},{"timestamp":1783527659,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:20:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> I pabesi, qi ... shet kend në besë, grihet katundisht e shkon gjak-hupës.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc82hF2fQohXT0c4p"},{"timestamp":1783527682,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:21:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> **Veç i pabesi me të pabesin falen me 'tê.**","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc8346GfQoiu9KST0"},{"timestamp":1783527689,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:21:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> *Veç i pabesi me të pabesin falen me 'tê.* (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1783527689922"},{"timestamp":1783527713,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:21:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> Veç i pabesi me të pabesin falen me 'tê.\n\n_[bloody formatting - just imagine that one in bold font]_ (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1783527713684"},{"timestamp":1783527964,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:26:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would you like me to endlessly wait for you to be decent while treating you as though you are decent now? I am familiar with that request from Oli. Or maybe we can discuss this frankly.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc9JIxWfQoz-0CZ6R"},{"timestamp":1783528195,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:29:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's awkward, isn't it, when you can't fall back on treating me like shit and assuming I won't tell anyone about it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc9XMdmfQpCCgRW9V"},{"timestamp":1783528204,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:30:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Makes the situation all awkward and equal and moral and accounty","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc9XxMGfQpCnHIWLF"},{"timestamp":1783528216,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:30:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think Oli knows that feeling all too well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc9YgtWfQpDW47Gtg"},{"timestamp":1783528288,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:31:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If only I had gone quietly to prison, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc9c4nWfQpHuZfjYr"},{"timestamp":1783528303,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:31:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quietly and politely","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc9d0XmfQpIqkiftb"},{"timestamp":1783528571,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:36:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sam eventually refuses to keep being lied about - terribly unfair, bullying, shut up, more news at 6","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc9uJqmfQpY_pRSeu"},{"timestamp":1783528605,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:36:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As teenagers on Tumblr like to say: when you have got used to privilege, equality feels like injustice, or whatever the line is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc9wQvmfQpbG2q-4L"},{"timestamp":1783528687,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:38:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When you have got used to sneering at me and laughing with your good friend Oli about the bail conditions you got imposed by lying about me to stop me from telling the truth, an honest conversation with your old friend as a person who is entitled to an explanation feels *deeply not fun*, I would imagine, as it should, and so one resorts to long baths and walks","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc91Q7mfQpgHJmp-F"},{"timestamp":1783528714,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:38:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose you will spend the rest of your days alternately bathing and walking","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc924YGfQphup6Lqh"},{"timestamp":1783528933,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:42:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps you'd like to invert the moral universe some more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-EPtmfQpstTrfGj"},{"timestamp":1783528933,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:42:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps you'd like to tell me you're scared of me again, as though I were the person whom you and Oli had reason to be scared of rather than the other way around","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-EPw2fQpsQbOt1t"},{"timestamp":1783529217,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:46:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I don't think I should have to wait all evening and night when I had rather hoped to go for a walk at some point myself, but fuck it, it's up to you, I suppose, I'll add it to your tab","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-VnjGfQqAd2U9P_"},{"timestamp":1783529468,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:51:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps you'd like to consult with Oli about the relative utility of continuing to lie to and about me (or about me while being silent to me because there's nothing you can say) versus telling the truth about 6.7 seconds before it becomes undeniable and forced on you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-k6u2fQqPwysK-8"},{"timestamp":1783529532,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:52:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am so fucking tired of this, and of knowing that you will expect credit and moral redemption when your attempt to have me wrongfully imprisoned to shut me up fails despite your very best and most assiduous efforts","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-oypWfQqTh-syj_"},{"timestamp":1783529564,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:52:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know I have sent a lot of messages and I know I am angry, and ... yes, I mean, obviously I am, I'm not sure what to say about that and I am slightly tired of being treated as if I shouldn't be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-qzMmfQqVpk5Soq"},{"timestamp":1783529606,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:53:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You need to tell the truth, as I have","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-tW8mfQqYNMyAam"},{"timestamp":1783529657,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:54:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have been fairer – well, _kinder_, not fairer – to you and to Oli than almost anyone else would have been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-wa2mfQqbRKJvHl"},{"timestamp":1783529692,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:54:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you experience it as unpleasant nonetheless, then I'm sorry but the things you have done have been unpleasant, so yes it will unpleasant to own them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-yml2fQqdc0ZO9I"},{"timestamp":1783529700,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:55:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you experience it as unpleasant nonetheless, then I'm sorry but the things you have done have been unpleasant, so yes it will be unpleasant to own them (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1783529700871"},{"timestamp":1783529720,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:55:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just ... when the fuck does this end, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-0SxGfQqfIqDJv1"},{"timestamp":1783529826,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:57:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, fuck it, I'm going for my walk, I'll be back in an hour or so – I have waited two hours and counting for you - please be there - I don't even know what to say at this point if you cannot pay me even that courtesy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc-6yLmfQqlXJuRkF"},{"timestamp":1783529966,"iso":"2026-07-08T17:59:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you dare to make me wait two hours and then say after my walk that it is too late and that I missed my opportunity, I will make sure I outlive you and I will urinate on your tomb","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_DT52fQquJ6lm-0"},{"timestamp":1783530064,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:01:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have put up with this too long - it needs to stop and you know it - please stop making me bloody wait (and I don't mean today, I mean for months)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_JRcGfQq0HbKylG"},{"timestamp":1783530093,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:01:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is *going to* happen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_LD-2fQq16DHYhY"},{"timestamp":1783530136,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:02:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"*Please* for fuck's sake can you stop doing to me what you are right this instant trying to continue to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_Nr5GfQq4iAviqq"},{"timestamp":1783530488,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:08:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know the moral/mental bind you are in, you know I know it, we both know what's happening, and eventually you have got to move","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_jJR2fQrN_QX7XB"},{"timestamp":1783530570,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:09:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I have extended the record to cover today: https://r-v-damien.samuelwilliamhowardrobinsonadams.uk/#msg-ig-1783134573607","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_oJ1mfQrS8p1JxL"},{"timestamp":1783530640,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:10:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can complain at me for that act that you and Oli made necessary, or perhaps you can complain about my tone and my anger at what you have done and tried to do to me, or you can say you're scared of me and do that whole disgraceful thing, or we can iron this out honestly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_sdVWfQrXTMM4J6"},{"timestamp":1783530655,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:10:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know my preference and you know the evasions have a time limit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_tYhWfQrYOrYrTm"},{"timestamp":1783530708,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:11:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am kinda tired of having to morally nursemaid people who are still trying to calculate whether they can get away with grievously wronging me to shut me up, but oh well, it is what it is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_wmi2fQrbSw6doK"},{"timestamp":1783530713,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:11:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What a couple of months these have been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_w6m2fQrbwxtWLK"},{"timestamp":1783530935,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:15:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I guess your choice is whether you act when the record is 93 pages long or whether you lie and evade now and then act when it is 122 pages long, or when it is over and the truth comes to light inevitably *as it obviously is going to* (you cannot seriously think that this account will survive several days of cross-examination - this is not Alan Clark in the Matrix Churchill trial, this is not complex fraud, it is an unbelievably precarious jerry-built Indonesian textile mill of bollocks that quite possibly has already collapsed anyway)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc_-eLGfQrpJHmAnT"},{"timestamp":1783530956,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:15:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"AAAAARGH","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc__uEWfQrqkHpqfW"},{"timestamp":1783530957,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:15:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc__xcWfQrqnioqzP"},{"timestamp":1783530958,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:15:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"walk","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc__022fQrqrBCrr-"},{"timestamp":1783530958,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:15:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc__4hGfQrqusykAu"},{"timestamp":1783530962,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:16:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"back soon","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildAAGbGfQrq8ZZt3p"},{"timestamp":1783530980,"iso":"2026-07-08T18:16:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you're going to suddenly become available and then cease to be available then *tell me* and I will return","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildABLgWfQrsBeesYd"},{"timestamp":1783536302,"iso":"2026-07-08T19:45:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please let me know when would be a good time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildFGCYGfQww4TjP_p"},{"timestamp":1783540215,"iso":"2026-07-08T20:50:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am waiting on this Zoom call: https://us05web.zoom.us/j/84089381852?pwd=uLuaObmxThNIAB8RegfZyHf6pCbXil.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildI01YmfQ0foRS5OB"},{"timestamp":1783540220,"iso":"2026-07-08T20:50:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Join whenever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildI1K9GfQ0gBWz_Db"},{"timestamp":1783541127,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:05:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have spent this afternoon trying to consider what it is like for you to be in this moral position (in which you have put yourself), and to provide for your possible discomfort","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildJsf8GfQ1XQOe6kk"},{"timestamp":1783541157,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:05:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have you ever considered what this is like for me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildJuXsGfQ1ZOKv-ic"},{"timestamp":1783541164,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:06:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have waited all afternoon","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildJuxy2fQ1ZoQJfJX"},{"timestamp":1783541183,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:06:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have also endured everything I have endured over the last two months","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildJv6eGfQ1av0nZcP"},{"timestamp":1783541268,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:07:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or were all your thoughts devoted to how terribly boring and annoying the whole thing was to you (and I am sure it was real martyrdom for you, it really must have been, like Christ on the cross)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildJ1JGWfQ1ftVXnIg"},{"timestamp":1783541309,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:08:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would appreciate it if you had the basic human courtesy to speak to me after putting this off vaguely all afternoon as I have waited","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildJ3pZGfQ1hoaJrMj"},{"timestamp":1783541388,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:09:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The meeting link again is https://us05web.zoom.us/j/84089381852?pwd=uLuaObmxThNIAB8RegfZyHf6pCbXil.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildJ8eQmfQ1kVF_QES"},{"timestamp":1783542724,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:32:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Has 6 hours been enough time?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildLOAA2fQ242KFzIW","replyText":"Can you please wait a few hours? So I can build up some strength to take the call","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3ix42fQjNnH1D4J"},{"timestamp":1783542779,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:32:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I note for the record your very recent onlineness","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildLRUr2fQ28LGqW2d"},{"timestamp":1783542780,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:33:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildLRYmmfQ28LLeLRK","attachments":["static/photos/1359746919449707.png"]},{"timestamp":1783542827,"iso":"2026-07-08T21:33:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Since that is a slight deficiency of my record-recording mechanism, that it leaves out that often-crucial context","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildLUQWWfQ2_GwxMiq"},{"timestamp":1783544536,"iso":"2026-07-08T22:02:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose while I'm waiting I will update the record again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildM8nYGfQ4ncnxVp2"},{"timestamp":1783546688,"iso":"2026-07-08T22:38:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm just going to have a shower - will leave my laptop volume at the maximum and will be there within a few mins if you join","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildO_9bmfQ6qzt7y9p"},{"timestamp":1783546717,"iso":"2026-07-08T22:38:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't know quite why I am being so accommodating and I really shouldn't be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildPBsOmfQ6sijjZsq"},{"timestamp":1783549794,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:29:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hello? I have been waiting for you for 7 hours, do you think it maybe might be polite to reply? What the fuck is going on?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildR9iRWfQ9oYIpnov"},{"timestamp":1783550317,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:38:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I note that after I sent my link to the r-v-damien site at 18:09:30 BST, you didn't read that message (you haven't read anything since 18:02:16 BST) but 94 seconds later Oli, who prior to that had not visited the page since 10:53:23, opens the page on his phone from YouTube - I have no meaningful views at that time, so he clearly opened YouTube and found the channel in order to check something that you, I suppose, had said to him immediately after I sent it, probably on the phone, since it took 94 seconds for the whole sequence of sending -> you receiving -> you noting -> you telling him -> him noting -> him reaching YouTube -> him clicking the link -> the request hitting my server","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildSdb5WfQ-IRA6UsJ"},{"timestamp":1783550346,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:39:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you are still on the phone with him, maybe you could call it a night, hang up, and call me as you said you were going to do 7 hours ago?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildSfOmmfQ-KE30GhN"},{"timestamp":1783550378,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:39:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you guys have probably had enough time to confer, now, right? 7 hours? Having asked me to wait a few?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildShIgGfQ-L-zTala"},{"timestamp":1783550487,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:41:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I note AGAIN your recent onlineness while I have been waiting approximately a third of a day for you to call me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildSn0u2fQ-SrMVVz5"},{"timestamp":1783550487,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:41:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildSn1r2fQ-SrPD5Q_","attachments":["static/photos/4464680807139101.png"]},{"timestamp":1783550524,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:42:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really do not think you are in a position to be continuing to screw me around","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildSqCu2fQ-U5Gd9BD"},{"timestamp":1783551139,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:52:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to hang up the Zoom call, because this is beyond ridiculous","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildTPnsGfQ-6eExZcJ"},{"timestamp":1783551149,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:52:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Going to make a cup of tea and then will try you on your phone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildTQORWfQ-7ElHPVI"},{"timestamp":1783551181,"iso":"2026-07-08T23:53:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I had stuff to do, I have now not done that stuff, you have wasted my entire afternoon and evening waiting for your fucking call, and I am not impressed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildTSJV2fQ-8_uJTOS"},{"timestamp":1783553851,"iso":"2026-07-09T00:37:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You sent me this at 4pm","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildV1JbmfRBf_I87jV","replyText":"Can you please wait a few hours? So I can build up some strength to take the call","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilc3ix42fQjNnH1D4J"},{"timestamp":1783553856,"iso":"2026-07-09T00:37:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is now almost 1am","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildV1c0mfRBgS_V0Up"},{"timestamp":1783553868,"iso":"2026-07-09T00:37:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have been intermittently online since","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildV2MZWfRBhCe4RHs"},{"timestamp":1783553946,"iso":"2026-07-09T00:39:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Does it ever occur to you that I have been waiting for you, and that I am real in the same way that you are real – that I have an inner experience, and that latterly my inner experience has been the experience of WAITING FOR YOU FOR ABOUT EIGHT OR NINE HOURS?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildV66RGfRBlwZRgx-"},{"timestamp":1783553962,"iso":"2026-07-09T00:39:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or are you serenely untroubled by any such awareness?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildV775mfRBmyIXF_J"},{"timestamp":1783553974,"iso":"2026-07-09T00:39:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"After the last two months of my life I am inclined to conclude the latter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildV8oq2fRBnewR01p"},{"timestamp":1783554003,"iso":"2026-07-09T00:40:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, thanks again, Damien, for giving me yet another insult when I had been hoping for some kind of reckoning with what you and Oli have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildV-bXGfRBpRiWtGL"},{"timestamp":1783554021,"iso":"2026-07-09T00:40:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look forward to your next gritted-teeth unctuous darling-filled message whenever you next realise that you need something from me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildV_iRGfRBqYdl7c9"},{"timestamp":1783559130,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:05:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, you've seen my message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilda3W9WfRGiNMjvY6"},{"timestamp":1783559157,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:05:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks for not even having the grace to try to avoid 'seeing' it – even though obviously you're online – after wasting my entire afternoon, evening, and night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilda4-zmfRGj1O3oVi"},{"timestamp":1783559161,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:06:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is nice","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilda5Oz2fRGkFV8EVO"},{"timestamp":1783559188,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:06:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look forward to the apology next time, I guess, whenever you decide it's in your interest to act like my friend again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilda63BWfRGltW5yxu"},{"timestamp":1783559211,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:06:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Until then, fuck you, I suppose - is that the appropriate valediction?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilda8SWGfRGnIatQUp"},{"timestamp":1783559252,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:07:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It seems still to be what you're saying to me, though of course not clearly enough not to waste my fucking day","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilda-ywGfRGppFESUc"},{"timestamp":1783559442,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:10:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why do you think any of this is ok?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildbKZq2fRG1PqYHv4"},{"timestamp":1783559450,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:10:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why do you expect me to think it is ok?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildbK5R2fRG1tNY405"},{"timestamp":1783559484,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:11:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why do you treat me like shit, as Oli does, and then expect me to treat you generously","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildbM-RGfRG3TsHshZ"},{"timestamp":1783559485,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:11:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Has this not gone on long enough?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildbM-aGfRG3x1Tb2t"},{"timestamp":1783559572,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:12:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not doing that any more - you will settle your bill first","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildbSVaGfRG9Lgsh3l"},{"timestamp":1783559601,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:13:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For the time being I am at least pleased to see your and Oli's plan fall apart","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildbUElGfRG-7BD0wR"},{"timestamp":1783561231,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:40:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nice to see my email succeeding in the big old U S of A","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildc3kRmfRIiZsz-bM"},{"timestamp":1783561231,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:40:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildc3lO2fRIiZxbpJT","attachments":["static/photos/1541640784182101.png"]},{"timestamp":1783561309,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:41:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is much easier when you are on the side of truth, I can promise you that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildc8WrGfRInNF9hPW"},{"timestamp":1783561313,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:41:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's a doddle","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildc8j1GfRInWybmu_"},{"timestamp":1783561318,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:41:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can just throw stuff out there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildc84YGfRInu6KFle"},{"timestamp":1783561338,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:42:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can just report what is around you without having to worry about it and spend hours on the phone getting your stories straight","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildc-FB2fRIo6nimLW"},{"timestamp":1783561344,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:42:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I highly recommend it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildc-d1WfRIpUSEaiE"},{"timestamp":1783561370,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:42:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Toss out a chat archive here, a heap of emails there, here a video, there a call recording, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilddAB42fRIq4Hu02d"},{"timestamp":1783561384,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:43:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Simples, as the old meerkat said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilddA5rGfRIrwFXCER"},{"timestamp":1783561446,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:44:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can even talk to several people simultaneously, which is a real time-saving trick","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilddEtCmfRIvi1mc-m"},{"timestamp":1783561878,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:51:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will delight in watching your unreality fall apart and I will make sure the stain of this attaches to your name forever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilddfDYmfRJJ5tZu2W"},{"timestamp":1783562142,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:55:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And before you or any reader judges me for being spiteful, there is a reason I am spiteful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilddvLE2fRJaBHneZw"},{"timestamp":1783562297,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:58:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When I got it wrong about Eddie Davenport – well, when I believed and acted on what Oli had told me, and it turned out to be a lie yet again – I apologised and offered to help clean up my mess:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildd4ouWfRJje991zx"},{"timestamp":1783562301,"iso":"2026-07-09T02:58:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildd46LGfRJjshnTHo","attachments":["static/photos/27244498781843480.png"]},{"timestamp":1783562415,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:00:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't think I am wrong about you, and your consistent refusal to show any source material in the way that I have, and your failure to call me back from 4pm until about 1am this morning when I finally gave up, pretty much confirms to me that I am right, or that, if I am wrong, I have given you every chance to show it and you haven't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildd_2OmfRJqsd6_bR"},{"timestamp":1783563835,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:23:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(second image censored because it's a fairly small and identifying suburb/whatever of Boston, and these images will end up on the archive eventually)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildfWe3GfRLBVGaSnp"},{"timestamp":1783563835,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:23:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildfWfYmfRLBVLFHiQ","attachments":["static/photos/996420259862422.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1783563836,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:23:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildfWi-GfRLBVJkzYj","attachments":["static/photos/789451754189935.png"]},{"timestamp":1783563885,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:24:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(gosh this is slightly like Inception - it would be greatly amusing to see how many picoseconds you and Oli would last under a similar regime of transparency, haha)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildfZkSGfRLEaTjcOR"},{"timestamp":1783563935,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:25:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH ✊🏻 the truth will set us free)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildfclzGfRLHcFeHg6"},{"timestamp":1783564198,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:29:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildfspK2fRLXZ7cYKV","attachments":["static/photos/1331537005218134.png"]},{"timestamp":1783564207,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:30:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry for my glee","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildftPMWfRLYFhnPyW"},{"timestamp":1783564220,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:30:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"actually, nah, not sorry for my glee","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildft_F2fRLY1RkXGx"},{"timestamp":1783564280,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:31:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you chose to try to do and get away with what you did to me, and it is deeply relieving and spirit-heartening to see the world slowly turn the right way up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildfxrcGfRLchuqW1k"},{"timestamp":1783564319,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:31:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I imagine it's not pleasant for you and Oli, but I also think the shame you are feeling is shame you richly deserve","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildf0DLGfRLe5hTefe"},{"timestamp":1783565097,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:44:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"permitting myself a short victory lap here:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildgjiuWfRMOYvwUcg"},{"timestamp":1783565101,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:45:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildgjwQ2fRMOhCHaAV","attachments":["static/photos/790131324127182.png"]},{"timestamp":1783565230,"iso":"2026-07-09T03:47:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildgrpQ2fRMWXZL5FS","attachments":["static/photos/1542583357663602.png"]},{"timestamp":1783567883,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:31:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t to communicate through this medium you’ve sent over 100\nMessages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildjNlbGfRO4bhhc7O"},{"timestamp":1783567899,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:31:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can meet with you when I’m back in London","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildjOk3GfRO5aPsej7"},{"timestamp":1783568869,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:47:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not going to respond to those messages in which I believe you forgot to apologise","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildkJx02fRP0nmZbhZ"},{"timestamp":1783568941,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:49:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I have sent this to Oli's cousin, for the record – and, also for the record, I want to reiterate here what I said to her, which is that I love him every bit as much as I long have and always will, but this whole experience has convinced me that he cannot carry on living in a morass of lies","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildkOJZGfRP4_wLlIM"},{"timestamp":1783568941,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:49:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildkOKkGfRP4_zu931","attachments":["static/photos/2124227525639958.png"]},{"timestamp":1783569016,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:50:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good night, and I look forward to a proper accounting of yesterday and the last two months when you have woken up properly, which I shall take it you haven't yet","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildkSvSWfRP9lqQfx8"},{"timestamp":1783569097,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:51:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and do not pull this shit with me again - I hope we are clear on that - you do not talk to me like that any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildkXr9WfRQCh-yLOb","replyText":"I don’t to communicate through this medium you’ve sent over 100\nMessages","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildjNlbGfRO4bhhc7O"},{"timestamp":1783569146,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:52:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"when you have told me to wait a few hours for you, and then left me hanging for eight or nine hours, you apologise","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildkao42fRQFfOUOGn"},{"timestamp":1783569150,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:52:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are not a five year old","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildka5UmfRQFvqnIsc"},{"timestamp":1783569165,"iso":"2026-07-09T04:52:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i should not have to explain this and i hope i do not have to do so again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ildkb0ymfRQGrKzBMW"},{"timestamp":1783589534,"iso":"2026-07-09T10:32:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ild33DvWfRjh5TBels"},{"timestamp":1783607007,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:23:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thank you for that, sincerely","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileIhfMGfR0MVJG_3P"},{"timestamp":1783607008,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:23:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileIhmYmfR0Mcc54kt"},{"timestamp":1783607014,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:23:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is what Oli is to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileIh9x2fR0Mz9o_8H"},{"timestamp":1783607019,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:23:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wish he weren't but he is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileIiN_2fR0NEAHJvQ"},{"timestamp":1783607456,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:30:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also, this immediate conversation -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Displacement_activity lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileI86cGfR0nrKhjs6"},{"timestamp":1783607738,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:35:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and for what it's worth, this is how Oli plainly feels about me too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileJOIkmfR04-d2WQD","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ild33DvWfRjh5TBels"},{"timestamp":1783607867,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:37:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or else he wouldn't have fucked up his entire arrangement because he couldn't or wouldn't stop coming back to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileJWAM2fR1A2KfyOR"},{"timestamp":1783607964,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:39:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he can complain about my course of action and try to call it unfair (it's a hell of a stretch but i'm sure he'll give it a try), but he knew perfectly well that his double life was going to end this way eventually, and he chose to do it anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileJb7RWfR1GwIKq_P"},{"timestamp":1783608022,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:40:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the difference between us is not how we feel about each other, it's how we treat each other - i treat him mostly like an ordinary besotted boyfriend treats the person he loves (or really more than just loves, in the case of me and Oli)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileJfcTmfR1KNvr919"},{"timestamp":1783608050,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:40:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he treats me like ... actually i am not sure there is anything that his treatment of me is like, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileJhKnGfR1L_m3RCg"},{"timestamp":1783608098,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:41:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in 'fairness' to him I don't think that is because he is cruel, I think it's because he refuses to decide what he wants, and has tried to make these two things work at once","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileJkGQmfR1O7tRlHf"},{"timestamp":1783608294,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:44:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the money thing that you and he care so much about (or 'safety' or 'security' or whatever euphemism one calls it by – being safely miserable, lol) and the love/mattering/meaning/pair-bond thing that I care about and that he cares about","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileJwFqWfR1a7Kz5ae"},{"timestamp":1783608327,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:45:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't know, it is just so .... exhausting, all of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileJyHOmfR1c9CRMFq"},{"timestamp":1783608401,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:46:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you feel happy? do you feel good? why do this? why be this? I don't get it and I don't buy that you are happy or that he is - in fact I know he's not because he comes back to me like a lost kitten going in circles, like Pig circled back to Goodge St","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileJ2n4mfR1hdt8RCj"},{"timestamp":1783608571,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:49:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, I have spent two years being made to bear the brunt of everything so that Oli doesn't ever have to be 'pissed off' or 'upset', and I'm sorry but that last incident in April was the end of it, I'm not doing that any more and I don't care how much you wail and gnash your teeth and tut about mental illness and all the other tricks - it has just stopped working and I've stopped caring and Oli and I are going to have a more fair and even relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileKA9UmfR1ryKU3t2"},{"timestamp":1783608583,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:49:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"as are you and I","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileKBssmfR1sh8tMwW"},{"timestamp":1783608586,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:49:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for that matter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileKB47mfR1su1ZJnK"},{"timestamp":1783608653,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:50:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, I can see Cherny has acquainted himself with the files","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileKF_mmfR1w1eZ0bR"},{"timestamp":1783608668,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:51:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm gonna upload some more stuff, maybe my emails and maybe the media and maybe the group arguments from April","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileKG6lmfR1xwfwA-_"},{"timestamp":1783608678,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:51:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"probably all of those","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileKHevGfR1yUmDEWK"},{"timestamp":1783608689,"iso":"2026-07-09T15:51:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I ought to get on with it really","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileKILfGfR1zBYgAnj"},{"timestamp":1783609582,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:06:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also, I think Oli's cousin is quite serious about reopening the police case against him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileK-tZmfR2pjMnhI0"},{"timestamp":1783609637,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:07:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he needs and you need to see that behaving like this is not decent and is not working","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileLCCOWfR2s2zllhw"},{"timestamp":1783609663,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:07:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i say this as his boyfriend and she says it as his family","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileLDoG2fR2ud-Kq6S"},{"timestamp":1783609720,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:08:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you cannot just treat people appallingly, whinge and demand lots in return, throw tantrums when you don't receive it, and expect that algorithm to yield a peaceful and bountiful life - it will not, it will just yield ... well, this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileLHEwWfR2x6FycFR"},{"timestamp":1783609745,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:09:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"namely everyone regarding you as having burned through your trust and not really seeing why you deserve any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileLIpsmfR2zgBLxZe"},{"timestamp":1783609826,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:10:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there is a subreddit called r/ChoosingBeggars","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileLNjtWfR24aA_mjr"},{"timestamp":1783609832,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:10:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have to say it does occasionally come to mind","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileLN60GfR24w35FcZ"},{"timestamp":1783610015,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:13:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I say this as someone who absolutely loves that boy to pieces, incomprehensibly and burningly much and forever and I think I have established that beyond much doubt by this point, but I do not think any of this is right and I also think it has clearly reached the end of the road","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileLZHgmfR3D9wpzJI"},{"timestamp":1783610474,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:21:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume that you and Oli are still talking about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileL1IcWfR3f-bHI3f"},{"timestamp":1783610497,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:21:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you should know that those messages are going to be made available to us (to my defence, to me and my lawyer)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileL2h3WfR3hX8y-7s"},{"timestamp":1783610548,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:22:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"along with quite a broad range of other things","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileL5nj2fR3kd-ZQV1"},{"timestamp":1783610591,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:23:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"annoyingly not the second camera at 16 Upper Mall, which my lovely Mr Hussain forgot to add to the list of demands, and I figured it didn't really matter enough to bother him with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileL8QhGfR3nG3jtoE"},{"timestamp":1783610922,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:28:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for what it's worth, for your own sake, don't go around deleting more things – at this point they are preserving content and they are preserving deletions, so it is not going to erase anything and it is not going to help your case","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileMQdaGfR37TssHfB"},{"timestamp":1783611005,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:30:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I were a criminal, which I am not, I would get yourself into the same bloody country and talk in person, though I don't know why I'm giving you advice and I also suppose it is hard for Oli to talk in person in a household from whose interests his are beginning to diverge","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileMViPmfR4AYgP3Qj"},{"timestamp":1783611026,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:30:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I were a criminal, which I am not, I would get myself into the same bloody country as my co-conspirator and talk in person, though I don't know why I'm giving you advice and I also suppose it is hard for Oli to talk in person in a household from whose interests his are beginning to diverge (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1783611026554"},{"timestamp":1783611153,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:32:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have other technical advice but I am not going to give it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileMeisWfR4JZCdLUc"},{"timestamp":1783611291,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:34:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you probably know that I am not going to push this any further than I have to, but (1) the state may (Rex sequitur non obstante quod nullus sequitur, etc) and (2) Oli's cousin will push the grandfather thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileMm942fR4Rz5qFJ7"},{"timestamp":1783611332,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:35:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you just have got to stop this, all of this - not my case, certainly not the assault charge, I don't mean any of this in that sense, but you have got to change this way of living and treating people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileMpegWfR4UUvKC67"},{"timestamp":1783611383,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:36:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is really outrageous, some of what Oli's representations to the police have amounted to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileMslLGfR4XZTJAaP"},{"timestamp":1783611479,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:37:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"like reporting that I \"made allegations of criminal behaviour\" as though he had not *said to me, in conversations I have on tape, that he was involved in organised crime, that Sam Cherny was a dangerous criminal, and (this of course being the whole point of that appalling lie) that that was why he couldn't or wouldn't leave and come and live with me*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileMyeB2fR4dT0o2fK"},{"timestamp":1783611550,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:39:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that was a disgraceful enough lie in the first place, but to then turn it around and try to pretend he had never said it and that I had made it up – as he did with the Albanian thing, as he essentially did with his account of the argument about his blood glucose data, etc – is really beneath contempt","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileM2ztGfR4hpd7tAj"},{"timestamp":1783611564,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:39:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that has been the whole pattern here, really","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileM3qgGfR4igudDsI"},{"timestamp":1783611617,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:40:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he has come to me because he wanted my love, and I have trusted him and believed in him, and he has not only let me down but actually _lied that he never sought my trust or love and that my acts of concern and belief were actually unsolicited intrusion_","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileM65imfR4lv3GG1L"},{"timestamp":1783611693,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:41:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was worried about his blood glucose because he had told me he was dangerously ill and agreed to meet me so I could make sure he was ok when he said he wasn't compos mentis and able to get a grip of it himself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileM_h_GfR4qWZAza_"},{"timestamp":1783611735,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:42:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was worried about crime because he told me he was trapped, controlled, a slave (his exact words), couldn't leave, and feared for his loved ones' safety if Cherny knew of them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNCEDmfR4s6KOmHj"},{"timestamp":1783611795,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:43:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what a fucking thing to lie about when the truth is just that you like the house and the comfort but also want my love because he actually loves me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNFwlWfR4wmmfngt"},{"timestamp":1783611808,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:43:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and what a thing to then pretend he didn't lie, and that I had made it up out of malice","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNGiHmfR4xYZwZy6"},{"timestamp":1783611817,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:43:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you see how appalling this shit is?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNHHk2fR4x9thz3P","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783611823,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:43:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"maybe not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNHcf2fR4yS6aJYz"},{"timestamp":1783611837,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:43:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNIWGgAAAAAAAABB"},{"timestamp":1783611916,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:45:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is not just making a bad decision, in the way that some people (me included) sometimes cheat on their partners in a moment of poor judgement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNNKYmfR43xu7k16"},{"timestamp":1783612048,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:47:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is not a moment of poor judgement, this is thinking about that choice for weeks and months and deciding to keep going, having nothing in you that was better than that base reflex, until eventually you ran out of road","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNVNjGfR5ADrC2YO"},{"timestamp":1783612059,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:47:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, will run out of road, haven't quite yet","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNV3AGfR5AqO4D4g"},{"timestamp":1783612110,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:48:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, i'm talking lots, but paradoxically it's because I don't know what to say","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNY_hmfR5D0bA8hy"},{"timestamp":1783612124,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:48:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i have tried saying this in a thousand different ways and nothing has got through","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNZ1hGfR5Ea1_zHc"},{"timestamp":1783612186,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:49:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and nothing will get through, will it? it is going to take until this trial for everything to finally visibly collapse (though I suspect it will sag and sway quite a bit long before then)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNdmrmfR5IaCdjTA"},{"timestamp":1783612223,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:50:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"seriously, why do i even have to make an argument about this?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNf4cWfR5KursLYj"},{"timestamp":1783612248,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:50:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am just flabbergasted that this is not .... well, I was going to say \"obvious among civilised people\", but I suppose I am not dealing with civilised people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNhbPWfR5MRjwFdt"},{"timestamp":1783612386,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:53:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"god i've just run out of things to say, really","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNp1F2fR5UrT0APn"},{"timestamp":1783612393,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:53:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't think i should need to say anything","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNqQ32fR5VDjqZx0"},{"timestamp":1783612439,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:53:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you need to say sorry, and Oli needs to say sorry, and perhaps there are things i would then be sorry about to him in small ways too, and then the two of you need to stop fucking _lying_ to _everyone_","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNtFTWfR5X7FSO5k"},{"timestamp":1783612482,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:54:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it can't be pleasant","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNvsB2fR5aiIFFmE"},{"timestamp":1783612529,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:55:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"e.g. my email to Sam Cherny - you will not reply to that in a million years, and I would bet my first-born son on that, because I know perfectly well that you will not say to him that you weren't aware that he and Oli were in a relationship, because you quite obviously were aware","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileNykg2fR5da-1muA"},{"timestamp":1783612710,"iso":"2026-07-09T16:58:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"neither you nor Oli can inhabit the same room, literally or figuratively, as me and the Chernys, and that is more obvious than you seem to reckon it is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileN9mnWfR5ocmAcQb"},{"timestamp":1783612820,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:00:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"can't reply to both sides in the same email, can't utter a word in a group chat, can't speak to the police together, will call the police rather than have me shout a few words to that trinity, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOEU3WfR5vLHspco"},{"timestamp":1783612986,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:03:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and I can see from their interest in your position too, and from the fact that you are obviously trying to acknowledge the reality I have been privy to enough to placate me, and to try to convince me that I'm barking up the wrong tree, while trying to avoid saying anything that will make the lie clear if their side ends up hearing or reading it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOOcJGfR55Sa1Wrn"},{"timestamp":1783612996,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:03:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"at this point you've basically gone mute","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOPEfmfR556qVM8S"},{"timestamp":1783613005,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:03:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli was wise enough to go mute a long time ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOPlG2fR56bToGgG"},{"timestamp":1783613034,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:03:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"your sort of slow-burn nervous breakdown leading up to your muteness reminds me very much of the same phase in him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileORYa2fR58Omaez4"},{"timestamp":1783613064,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:04:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"reminds me also of Laing talking about his schizophrenics","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOTM82fR5-DMvgCo"},{"timestamp":1783613081,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:04:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and Bateson","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOUQtWfR5_G7-eXi"},{"timestamp":1783613090,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:04:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"a double bind of a very literal sort","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOUxNWfR5_nh4EMQ"},{"timestamp":1783613181,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:06:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sooner or later you're going to have to give up on this ridiculous enterprise - it is not going to work - are you seriously telling me _at this point_, _now_, that you think there is some possible future where you sail out victorious and it's all fine and everyone resumes believing you and Oli and living in their little compartments?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOaWKWfR6FMbnVl-"},{"timestamp":1783613192,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:06:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if so then you have taken leave of your senses","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOa_7GfR6F2NsZ9O"},{"timestamp":1783613405,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:10:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"just for god's sake would the two of you please have some dignity and some decency at this late stage in the day, and not drag this out even longer for everyone?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOoAK2fR6S2SGFPk"},{"timestamp":1783613441,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:10:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you should never have said or done any of this stuff, and I kinda feel like it is not unreasonable to be slightly pissed off that you are still trying to get away with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOqOJGfR6VEPCyy0"},{"timestamp":1783613505,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:11:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can you list the things that I’m trying to get away with?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOuGxmfR6Y810CNs","replyText":"you should never have said or done any of this stuff, and I kinda feel like it is not unreasonable to be slightly pissed off that you are still trying to get away with it","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOqOJGfR6VEPCyy0"},{"timestamp":1783613510,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:11:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck it - I can email Sam Cherny - I am going to make this very very very plain to him and defy you to reply - i wish i could defy Oli to reply but I can't because of these outrageous bloody bail conditions, so it will have to be you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOuc8GfR6ZTBhYTN"},{"timestamp":1783613525,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:12:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will list them to Sam Cherny and you in an email","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOvXr2fR6aNvffOq"},{"timestamp":1783613550,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:12:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he has read this site, so I think he should be able to understand the logic behind what I am doing here in defying you to say the same thing to the two of us","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileOw3QmfR6btYVQoE"},{"timestamp":1783613605,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:13:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"please do. You owe me an apology. I’ve done nothing that you’ve accused me off and im frankly saddened that you’d accuse me of such!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileO0N9mfR6fEwesP9"},{"timestamp":1783614862,"iso":"2026-07-09T17:34:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also I’m sure I’ll regret giving you my up to date email, but it’s Damienwmcmullen@gmail.com","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileQA91GfR7r0k0uF1"},{"timestamp":1783619376,"iso":"2026-07-09T18:49:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There you go, I have sent you an email","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileUUfBmfR__UP4EPD"},{"timestamp":1783619425,"iso":"2026-07-09T18:50:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you actually say to all of us, together, in a reply-all, what you have said to me, then I will not only eat my hat or give you my first-born son, but even I will eat my first-born, gestate a hat, and give it to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileUXer2fSACT8EXlV"},{"timestamp":1783623876,"iso":"2026-07-09T20:04:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You up for a reply-all?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileYnHL2fSER9P2DpS"},{"timestamp":1783623962,"iso":"2026-07-09T20:06:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really don't know quite why you asked if you weren't going to answer - I admit I was briefly rendered ill at ease by your apparent willingness to reply to such an email, but I suppose you were just calling my bluff - good one!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileYsYdGfSEXNuU61T"},{"timestamp":1783624002,"iso":"2026-07-09T20:06:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let's have no more of this \"you owe me an apology\" business, I think","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileYuz62fSEZp6Avup"},{"timestamp":1783641837,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:03:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilepvV22fSVZ46oRIz","attachments":["static/photos/1012910208024741.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1783641870,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:04:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you see that? What time I received your message? 4:30 am. It’s 9:00am I’ve just woke up.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilepxXcmfSVcNaj18X","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilepvV22fSVZ46oRIz"},{"timestamp":1783641923,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:05:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll reply In due course, I might want to have breakfast first, a coffee and cigarette, a walk around the gardens before it gets too hot. Is that okay with you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilep0mJ2fSVfcHZ73d"},{"timestamp":1783641973,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:06:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I imagine I’ll read it at the end of my mid morning bath 🛀! Is that okay with you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilep3qK2fSVigIwzuw"},{"timestamp":1783641992,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:06:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God you’re worse than a school master","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilep411mfSVjr2MtlQ"},{"timestamp":1783642856,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:20:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, I'm not sure why you're replying to me here rather than to my email, where I answered your question","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileqtjt2fSWYZc0_ba"},{"timestamp":1783642862,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:21:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let's pick this up there, with the Chernys","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileqt9lmfSWYzqccd5"},{"timestamp":1783642875,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:21:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lmao","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilequthGfSWZjoy0PI"},{"timestamp":1783642903,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:21:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because you’ve written 26 pages or something idk","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileqwbDGfSWbRE8AJg"},{"timestamp":1783643006,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:23:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm waiting on Gmail, where I answered your question and where you said you'd answer me and collect the apology that you were owed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileq2tEmfSWhja5ecZ","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783643008,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:23:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'll see you there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileq228mfSWhtafkaY","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1783643023,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:23:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileq3xVAAAAAAAAABf"},{"timestamp":1783643024,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:23:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileq30PgAAAAAAAABe"},{"timestamp":1783643024,"iso":"2026-07-10T01:23:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm going to switch Instagram off for the evening","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileq3y4WfSWipXME7U"},{"timestamp":1783650877,"iso":"2026-07-10T03:34:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm off to sleep - this is a pro forma reminder to send the reply that you obviously will not send - have a good night / day and we will reckon with this sooner or later but I cba now, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ileyXJnmfSeCAHCih7"},{"timestamp":1783732508,"iso":"2026-07-11T02:15:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’ll never stop apparently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilgANf4WfTr4Sug68P"},{"timestamp":1783784420,"iso":"2026-07-11T16:40:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quite right I won't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilgxt-MGfUdYz9lE0A"},{"timestamp":1783784454,"iso":"2026-07-11T16:40:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose you expected me to go to prison quietly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilgxv_oWfUda1q1vHr"},{"timestamp":1783784475,"iso":"2026-07-11T16:41:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck you, and don't dare to make these snotty comments to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilgxxRuGfUdcIJd6Dv"},{"timestamp":1783784492,"iso":"2026-07-11T16:41:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What is appropriate for you to say at this point is a grovelling apology or else nothing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilgxyVRWfUddKurWAU"},{"timestamp":1783816332,"iso":"2026-07-12T01:32:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s the last place I want you to go. I don’t think you’d be very suited to it!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhQJrk2fU70hpoXM8","replyText":"I suppose you expected me to go to prison quietly","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilgxv_oWfUda1q1vHr"},{"timestamp":1783818728,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:12:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please don't talk to me as if though you were my friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhSb9KGfU-Gy22IPP"},{"timestamp":1783818736,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:12:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"as though*, ffs","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhScZu2fU-HQTfOCy"},{"timestamp":1783818737,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:12:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhScfN2fU-HVfeXTB"},{"timestamp":1783818775,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:12:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam if I weren’t your friend, or I didn’t care I wouldn’t be talking to you!! I think this is a real horrible mess, and it’s clearly taken its toll on you!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhSe0_2fU-JrIvL2W"},{"timestamp":1783819037,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:17:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhSux4GfU-ZoQxNmU"},{"timestamp":1783819045,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:17:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have a good life, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhSvSCGfU-aImcXHD"},{"timestamp":1783819055,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:17:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and, in case I forgot to mention it, fuck you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhSv7TmfU-ax4IOs2"},{"timestamp":1783819107,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:18:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you can stop the fucking act - please don't talk to me as a friend again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhSzCv2fU-d5QiV9m","replyText":"Sam if I weren’t your friend, or I didn’t care I wouldn’t be talking to you!! I think this is a real horrible mess, and it’s clearly taken its toll on you!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhSe0_2fU-JrIvL2W"},{"timestamp":1783819464,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:24:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for clarity: you have not been my friend, and i am no longer yours, so please stop trying to presume on that status","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhTI4z2fU-zvaifLr"},{"timestamp":1783819575,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:26:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am coming pretty near to the line even with Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhTPnuWfU-6eOK2ms"},{"timestamp":1783819594,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:26:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"everything the two of you have done has made me sick and disillusioned with the world, and I can barely bear to think about you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhTQzgmfU-7pyDEuI"},{"timestamp":1783819597,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:26:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"have a night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhTQ872fU-7zaMcwK"},{"timestamp":1783820063,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:34:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"by the way, if you ever want to say anything to me again, you will begin your message by telling me the whole truth and explaining yourself, but frankly I cannot say I would care to answer even then, because you have made me figure out most of it myself while condescending to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhTtbkWfU_YSGdgk5"},{"timestamp":1783820103,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:35:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how you think you are still entitled to speak to me as though you were a friend in good standing, or in any standing, i have no idea","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhTv2vmfU_atR5P18"},{"timestamp":1783820106,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:35:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are nothing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhTwDh2fU_a6CoDC1"},{"timestamp":1783820175,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:36:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have lied about me - i will repay you decently by telling the truth about you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhT0SB2fU_fIgg5Jn"},{"timestamp":1783820203,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:36:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i'm glad to see your uncle (I assume, in Yeovil) and Oli's cousin and various blips of family across England and wherever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhT19pGfU_g0JqYZr"},{"timestamp":1783820256,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:37:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"actually maybe that's not your uncle in Yeovil, but who cares, they will all see it eventually at this rate","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhT5M9WfU_kDbJVfL"},{"timestamp":1783820344,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:39:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol my uncle lives in Dorset.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhT-kiGfU_pan4zpp"},{"timestamp":1783820531,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:42:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"congratulations, yes, this will never reach Dorset","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUJ-WGfU_004-4EQ"},{"timestamp":1783820537,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:42:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dorset is safe from the internet","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUKWFGfU_1Ms5sZj"},{"timestamp":1783820539,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:42:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have escaped","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUKe6WfU_1ViRh9K"},{"timestamp":1783820543,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:42:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well done, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUKvF2fU_1lhp0Tz"},{"timestamp":1783820548,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:42:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lmao","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhULCpmfU_142t3YX"},{"timestamp":1783820554,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:42:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it was more fun when you thought you'd get away with it, wasn't it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhULa8mfU_2Rb67HP"},{"timestamp":1783820556,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:42:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You are funny I’ll give you that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhULhBGfU_2XDoJoU"},{"timestamp":1783820560,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:42:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Totally mad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhULwb2fU_2miu7qi"},{"timestamp":1783820566,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:42:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"All the same","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUMGn2fU_281nflH"},{"timestamp":1783820581,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:43:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will let your family and everyone be the judge of that, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUNB0mfU_34bP7Va"},{"timestamp":1783820589,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:43:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"From where I am standing, I am not mad, you are just scum","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUNiW2fU_4Y7bezH"},{"timestamp":1783820603,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:43:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Scum that thinks it can sniff at my response","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUOZBWfU_5OYsXSz"},{"timestamp":1783820610,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:43:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have a good night, Damien, old friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUOzhGfU_5pl9Jg_"},{"timestamp":1783820619,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:43:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam\nI’ve been trying to help you!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUPYnGfU_6OoftSe"},{"timestamp":1783820627,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:43:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, you don't talk to me like that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUP35WfU_6ueSGkq"},{"timestamp":1783820632,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:43:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Have some shame","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUQLPmfU_7B2rwGM"},{"timestamp":1783820640,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This act ends now, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUQqxGfU_7hQsFrx"},{"timestamp":1783820646,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:44:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not humouring it any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUQ_i2fU_72J98Ap"},{"timestamp":1783820652,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:44:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will you meet me in London in person on the 15th","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhURWLGfU_8MOoqr8"},{"timestamp":1783820655,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:44:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhURj5WfU_8acdmCm"},{"timestamp":1783820660,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:44:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bye","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUR2c2fU_8s3kEnO"},{"timestamp":1783820695,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:44:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I suppose it’s easier hiding being a screen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUUBSmfU_-3Svcpt"},{"timestamp":1783820956,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:49:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do not ever talk to me like that, do you understand?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUj64GfVAOw8QK1R","replyText":"I suppose it’s easier hiding being a screen","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUUBSmfU_-3Svcpt"},{"timestamp":1783820966,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:49:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have lost that right","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUkhW2fVAPXxBsta"},{"timestamp":1783821031,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:50:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i do not want to meet you because, frankly, though I certainly don't feel this way towards the Chernys, and though I don't feel it even towards Oli, you I could quite happily beat to a pulp, even with my lack of strength, and frankly I think it would be wiser that I don't ever put myself in your presence ever again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUoeymfVATVLsADX"},{"timestamp":1783821039,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:50:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"see you in the next world","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUo-emfVAT02pw_k"},{"timestamp":1783821055,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:50:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re clearly in a mood, I don’t blame you. But I’m not the one for you to take it out on!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUp_jmfVAU1vLsWu"},{"timestamp":1783821133,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:52:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well that has it then! I don’t think there is much hope for you! I’ve officially given up. Don’t contact me again!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhUuvPGfVAZlgPL-h"},{"timestamp":1783821475,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:57:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you ever want to talk to me again, you begin with an explanation and an apology, not this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVDmomfVAudBZ-B9"},{"timestamp":1783821483,"iso":"2026-07-12T02:58:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"until then, don't waste any more of my time with this crap","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVEGuGfVAu85aqBv"},{"timestamp":1783821600,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"actually, 'explanation and apology' understates the scale of what you have done, and makes it sound like you broke a glass or something","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVLO8mfVA2FZ550A"},{"timestamp":1783821606,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:00:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i doubt i will really ever want to talk to you again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVLnpGfVA2eF7_Pz"},{"timestamp":1783821629,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:00:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve not done anything!!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVM-mWfVA30t3t4l"},{"timestamp":1783821630,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:00:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will write a full account of all of this, which it deserves, and i will keep your and Oli's messages up, and will add these to them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVNDkWfVA353EIFJ"},{"timestamp":1783821652,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:00:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Please leave me alone now.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVOZQ2fVA5PZS2a1"},{"timestamp":1783821660,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so just address whatever you say to that record, and maybe to me, though fuck knows if i will ever want to hear it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVO632fVA5xPeruT"},{"timestamp":1783821670,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:01:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and have the dignity to stop fucking whinging, you rat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVPepmfVA6U_qETv"},{"timestamp":1783821671,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:01:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"good night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhVPk-GfVA6bbh8jG"},{"timestamp":1783823339,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:28:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh i forgot: we have your and Oli's preserved deleted messages, or the court does","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhW1YAmfVCgOLLlK_"},{"timestamp":1783823351,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:29:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i look forward to cross-examination / discovery and to seeing what those contain","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhW2IO2fVCg-qr61Y"},{"timestamp":1783823368,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:29:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i expect i know, and i will pursue it to the furthest extent i can","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhW3KlGfVCiAyh_Wf"},{"timestamp":1783823376,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:29:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re delusional, you really think I’m going to court lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhW3qA2fVCigLpWAZ"},{"timestamp":1783823383,"iso":"2026-07-12T03:29:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The messages say nothing interesting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhW4DYmfVCi5k4GiO"},{"timestamp":1783978112,"iso":"2026-07-13T22:28:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I gather you spoke to my mother to ask me to meet you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iljqb_cWfXWG09hkD7"},{"timestamp":1783978142,"iso":"2026-07-13T22:29:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It's funny, I had a strange dream in which I was prosecuted and vilified for doing that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iljqdzPWfXWIphidqA"},{"timestamp":1783978734,"iso":"2026-07-13T22:38:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I have no particular interest in meeting you in person, but if you want to speak on the phone, on the record as always, I'm happy to do so - sorry, but I don't trust you off the record, and it is fairly generous to even trust you enough to set aside time to speak on the phone, after last week's antics","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iljrB7I2fXWsr9DP0C"},{"timestamp":1783978784,"iso":"2026-07-13T22:39:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Generally speaking: I am confused at what exactly you expect me to regard you as, given how you have treated me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iljrFAy2fXWv3Hdr0g"},{"timestamp":1783984990,"iso":"2026-07-14T00:23:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, but I am really anthropologically fascinated by this. Do you really think you can do everything you did and then say \"hi darling xox I'm in London tomorrow, do you fancy a drink?\"?? How?? How do you expect a human person to respond to that?!? I am stupefied. I just do not understand what you expect from me. If you wanted my friendship, did you not think about this while trashing ten years of my trust in your at least basic honesty and trustworthiness? We have had arguments in the past, but an argument, however bitter, is two people justifying themselves to each other. What you have told me is that you don’t owe me a justification. You have told me what the Athenians told the Melians in Thucydides. Fine. But then I say what the Melians said in response, namely: \"Fine, if the strong do what they will then they do what they will. But a conversation is based on reason. There are no reasons between us, so there can be no conversation.\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iljw_ybmfXcqoLj9Sp"},{"timestamp":1783986699,"iso":"2026-07-14T00:51:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also don't quite understand what right you think you have to approach my parents. I just spent the weekend with my grandma, who is in her nineties. She is already keen that I spend more time with her than I can. Instead I am spending time dealing with Oli, whom you support in \"doing what Oli wants\", while the two of you have conspired to have me prosecuted for my reactions, or rather based on lies about who I was to Oli and what I was reacting to. You are *still* lying to the Chernys, in front of me. Your account of my 'stalking' is based in no small part on my having spoken to people such as Oli's mother. You sneered at me about that and said I deserved to be prosecuted for that. It is not inconceivable that I might consequently be in prison when either of my remaining grandparents die. And now you swan in, after I told you I wanted nothing to do with you, and message my mother? Who do you think you are?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iljyoGSGfXeS8CUcHG"},{"timestamp":1783995814,"iso":"2026-07-14T03:23:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I find it astonishing that you say I deserve criminal prosecution – and I have accepted it fairly gamely and told the truth – and yet you can't, or won't, answer an Instagram message or an email.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilj7UY-WfXm_LtDAZW"},{"timestamp":1783996452,"iso":"2026-07-14T03:34:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why won't you tell the Chernys the truth, for one thing? Do you seriously think they don't know it perfectly well now? And, if you refuse to – if you're going to lie to them about me right in front of me – then does it really have to be explained that that is not compatible with presenting yourself as my friend?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilj77XBWfXnmLyGNYb"},{"timestamp":1783996824,"iso":"2026-07-14T03:40:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you expect to say to me tomorrow if you can't answer any of this? \"Oh no darling it's been so terrible for me, I had so many notifications\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilj8SDFGfXn80kN9uR"},{"timestamp":1784001607,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:00:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"SAM OLIVER IS NOT DATING SAM CHERNY I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkA1-z2fXsg04TGl-"},{"timestamp":1784001639,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:00:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t want you to go to prison. This needs to stop right away","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkA36-GfXsixLAjW4","replyText":"I find it astonishing that you say I deserve criminal prosecution – and I have accepted it fairly gamely and told the truth – and yet you can't, or won't, answer an Instagram message or an email.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilj7UY-WfXm_LtDAZW"},{"timestamp":1784001661,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:01:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I can’t stand to watch you get lost in your own paranoia","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkA5TcmfXskIVB086"},{"timestamp":1784001691,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:01:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Please meet me when I’m back in London","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkA7JNGfXsl_eLW_5"},{"timestamp":1784002197,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:09:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then answer the questions I asked you in my email with the Chernys copied in","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkBZ_BWfXtE1CamjX"},{"timestamp":1784002205,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:10:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or at least answer them here, which is probably fine enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkBaguGfXtFWwxCKv"},{"timestamp":1784002207,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:10:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hold on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkBan1WfXtFdynxZI"},{"timestamp":1784002325,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:12:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you recall the group chats you were part of between April 12th (when I hit Oli) and April 18th (the first of my two visits to the Cherny house)? Oli says he stopped all contact with me after April 12th. Is that true, or were you part of several group chats that week in which he said many times that he loved me and wanted to find a way to \"make the relationship work\" (as he likes to put it)?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkBhyEGfXtMn77KBc"},{"timestamp":1784002391,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:13:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you recall telling me in March that we were “made for each other” and you were glad we had sorted it out? Why did you tell me that? That was after Oli in February described me to Cherny's mother as a 'stalker', and I am pretty sure I hadn't told you at that point about how it was going between me and Oli, so you must have heard something from him. What was your understanding of our relationship at that point in March?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkBl1-2fXtQr7KA9_"},{"timestamp":1784002481,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:14:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You also presumably recall saying on May 9th, long after my first visit to Oli's house, long after April 12th, long after Oli claims to have assumed a position of \"I want no contact with you\", that Oli in fact didn't want nothing further to do with me but was just “pissed off” about the group chats and wanted me to stop talking to others in that way, whereupon he would talk to me again?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkBrV92fXtWMCBm_2"},{"timestamp":1784002526,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:15:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you remember anything more - I suspect probably not - of what you spoke about in the early morning of May 28th, between Oli’s first statement and his second, shortly before you deleted at least your record of the conversation? I assume not, or 'not', but if you do then please do let me know.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkBuEZWfXtY6T6cWs"},{"timestamp":1784002536,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:15:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If it turned out that Oli had, without your knowledge, been presenting himself as in an exclusive relationship with Sam Cherny, any earlier than, say, May 10th of this year, that would be two-timing and a serious betrayal of each of us, right, based on what you knew and know about my and Oli’s relationship during that time period?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkBurYWfXtZfUOFHg"},{"timestamp":1784002660,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:17:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You don't really need to answer each of those questions individually. I'll just ask you one general question: do you claim that I am lying about any of that, or misrepresenting any of it, or do you accept the history that I have presented here?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkB2Oq2fXthEjexNy"},{"timestamp":1784003258,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:27:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I am telling the truth, which you know perfectly well that I am, then it would be pretty disgraceful to do what you and Oli have done, would it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkCaxR2fXuFnTadwH"},{"timestamp":1784003279,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:27:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I am telling the truth, which you know perfectly well that I am, then it would be pretty disgraceful to do what you and Oli have done, wouldn't it? (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784003279101"},{"timestamp":1784003289,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:28:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yess totally","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkCcoUmfXuHetF7Ye","replyText":"If I am telling the truth, which you know perfectly well that I am, then it would be pretty disgraceful to do what you and Oli have done, wouldn't it?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkCaxR2fXuFnTadwH"},{"timestamp":1784003296,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:28:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And am I telling the truth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkCdE0WfXuH7DRYkW"},{"timestamp":1784003372,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:29:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or are you not going to say, because you want to support the perjurious lies that Oli is telling about me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkChsm2fXuMjAgj2J"},{"timestamp":1784003390,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:29:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkCiz3GfXuNqm0LIZ"},{"timestamp":1784003409,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:30:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkCj-H2fXuO1WGibR","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784003412,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:30:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkCkLnGfXuPC-qTfF"},{"timestamp":1784003430,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:30:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkClRa2fXuQH5OA3I","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784003434,"iso":"2026-07-14T05:30:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us05web.zoom.us/j/89338915471?pwd=BSwj30IZbgWHERXornGhJ7g223pM64.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkClelmfXuQQUmGHr"},{"timestamp":1784005899,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:11:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Call back","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkE79WmfXwmzfQgrs"},{"timestamp":1784005909,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:11:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, one sec, think my internet cut out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkE8ib2fXwnYermYf"},{"timestamp":1784005918,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:11:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One mo, starting a new meeting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkE9FzmfXwn8CCyt1"},{"timestamp":1784005928,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:12:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or are you still on the old one?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkE9v3mfXwols1gb3"},{"timestamp":1784005932,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:12:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure what's happened, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkE99NWfXwozvd625"},{"timestamp":1784005967,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:12:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us05web.zoom.us/j/82998814580?pwd=l85FtSd5sSNTr57hIoV8zmWjPwCH7S.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkFAIBGfXwq7jjCrb"},{"timestamp":1784005970,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:12:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there ya go","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkFATHmfXwrJXLceC"},{"timestamp":1784008426,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:53:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck's sake lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHWK42fXzBBglkSE"},{"timestamp":1784008427,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:53:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHWRgWfXzA5k8FhA","attachments":["static/photos/28148511498067180.png"]},{"timestamp":1784008436,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:53:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"accidentally violated bail conditions in the process of trying to message you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHWxcGfXzBnzV385"},{"timestamp":1784008443,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, meant to say that to you, not Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHXOQ2fXzCEIhxVe"},{"timestamp":1784008444,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you hang up?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHXSOmfXzCIQeUCJ"},{"timestamp":1784008446,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i'll start another call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHXakGfXzCRK46YB"},{"timestamp":1784008453,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"nah it just hung up again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHX0T2fXzCqsTw97"},{"timestamp":1784008455,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"one sec","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHX7WWfXzCx02YTA"},{"timestamp":1784008478,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"goddammit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHZX-WfXzEMCgNl1"},{"timestamp":1784008481,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, one sec, upgrading","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHZiA2fXzEYehiHf"},{"timestamp":1784008481,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHZkjmfXzEMGqWgI","attachments":["static/photos/1709901020865451.png"]},{"timestamp":1784008483,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fucking Zoom","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHZq92fXzEhcBQiC"},{"timestamp":1784008487,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:54:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"devious 8 minutes tactics","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHZ5hmfXzEvx-c7a"},{"timestamp":1784008533,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:55:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHct_WfXzHlL_vEp"},{"timestamp":1784008553,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:55:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHd8c2fXzIz3POQ1","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784008605,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:56:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh sorry, was just doing this Zoom thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHhI8GfXzL_bNtUU"},{"timestamp":1784008614,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:56:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHhommfXzMSXW4HZ","attachments":["static/photos/1026503379960488.png"]},{"timestamp":1784008614,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:56:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am now part of the Zoom elite","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHhrbGfXzMh7IXyq"},{"timestamp":1784008621,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:57:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ah sorry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHiGkGfXzM9ESz1-"},{"timestamp":1784008626,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:57:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us05web.zoom.us/j/84749706842?pwd=RHx2laWcLvNjl0nRrpdyWvpYQS9LdH.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHiY7WfXzNL_Ciyk"},{"timestamp":1784008633,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:57:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"maybe we can have better calls now, i dunno","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHi05WfXzNrZqJ1l"},{"timestamp":1784008672,"iso":"2026-07-14T06:57:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkHlOrmfXzM0S8xXC","attachments":["static/photos/1924858034845383.png"]},{"timestamp":1784009381,"iso":"2026-07-14T07:09:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, just rejoined that same meeting this time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkIQe3mfXz7VOU1u5"},{"timestamp":1784009388,"iso":"2026-07-14T07:09:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"not sure what happened there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkIQ7bWfXz7xyKSPT"},{"timestamp":1784009395,"iso":"2026-07-14T07:09:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"felt like less long than the previous times","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkIRUiGfXz8K7GRYS"},{"timestamp":1784009404,"iso":"2026-07-14T07:10:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so much for my bloody Zoom Pro subscription for £16/mo","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkIR5DmfXz8vj0uqY"},{"timestamp":1784015881,"iso":"2026-07-14T08:58:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkOdMa2fX6H9nAohN","attachments":["static/photos/1638221127635207.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1784019834,"iso":"2026-07-14T10:03:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks, I appreciate the call, and I ... well, I don't really strictly *believe* you, haha, but thanks for being accountable","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkSOgH2fX95WWXJZe"},{"timestamp":1784019848,"iso":"2026-07-14T10:04:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I categorically will not mention [redacted]","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkSPVGWfX96K63GeJ"},{"timestamp":1784019939,"iso":"2026-07-14T10:05:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am trying to deliver him from evil","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkSU4XGfX9_ulUJ6P"},{"timestamp":1784025290,"iso":"2026-07-14T11:34:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Almost done with this, if you happen to be at a loose end after","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkXbf1GfYDGWG2TIl"},{"timestamp":1784025342,"iso":"2026-07-14T11:35:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You ended by saying that I should feel bad for Oli, because he was suffering so much","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkXeoPGfYDJeMfElp"},{"timestamp":1784025357,"iso":"2026-07-14T11:35:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Earlier on you said that he was doing great and I was suffering, and that's why you were criticising me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkXfjXmfYDKZo9ofP"},{"timestamp":1784025370,"iso":"2026-07-14T11:36:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would like some resolution to that incoherence (with respect)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkXgYLmfYDLODShyQ"},{"timestamp":1784025401,"iso":"2026-07-14T11:36:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think it’s best we just talk on the phone about this, I think things get lost in translation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkXiO_mfYDNFU7fh7"},{"timestamp":1784025531,"iso":"2026-07-14T11:38:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, sure, I'm around in about 20 mins if that suits","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkXqNh2fYDVDvhlDL"},{"timestamp":1784026398,"iso":"2026-07-14T11:53:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yahh call whenever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkYfId2fYEJ-n9Pqz"},{"timestamp":1784027751,"iso":"2026-07-14T12:15:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will be literally one mo, sorry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkZxtVWfYFcg2nEkl"},{"timestamp":1784027762,"iso":"2026-07-14T12:16:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mo = moment, not mo = month","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkZyYH2fYFdOPOqZ2"},{"timestamp":1784027956,"iso":"2026-07-14T12:19:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us06web.zoom.us/j/82268448672?pwd=AXOYIPKJkq0SnB4EstpuxbhB9QrarW.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkZ-MMmfYFo-M0GR0"},{"timestamp":1784027959,"iso":"2026-07-14T12:19:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"whenever you're free :)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkZ-XHmfYFpNfUCA7"},{"timestamp":1784037283,"iso":"2026-07-14T14:54:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"old meeting broke, new one if you're around, but no pressure, fine if you want to go enjoy your martinis: https://us06web.zoom.us/j/87686545107?pwd=lxZOwLackbwqtPGSAYgfZ3oq2sEmJT.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilki3fGWfYOiPdR1WG"},{"timestamp":1784038196,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:09:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, if you have those videos you mentioned of my arrest, I would be keen to see them, for various reasons","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkjvOu2fYPaExB4mD"},{"timestamp":1784038430,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:13:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio 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ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784038453,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:14:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkj-3PGfYOmEyIBPM","attachments":["static/photos/1836489254377912.jpg","static/videos/2264794967663254.mp4"]},{"timestamp":1784038453,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:14:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm on a call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkj-3gWfYPptiP9v5"},{"timestamp":1784038456,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:14:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"wait one sec","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkj_D9WfYPp6FBD--"},{"timestamp":1784038465,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:14:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"here you go:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkj_l62fYPqb55DJW"},{"timestamp":1784038466,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:14:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us06web.zoom.us/j/86194389497?pwd=OJPsKtRd55bf4xw3g7ANZZ0Ro0Of9S.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkj_tIGfYPqfVGpca"},{"timestamp":1784038517,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:15:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"as in: I'm on that existing call alone, feel free to join","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkkC0MGfYPtqLUG3a"},{"timestamp":1784038817,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:20:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I do feel, having spoken to you, pretty confident in what a morally sane judge is going to make of all this, I think","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkkVHz2fYP_9vXsA4"},{"timestamp":1784038833,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:20:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"namely that something has gone very wrong with this group of people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkkWD3GfYQA50Rktk"},{"timestamp":1784038893,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:21:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm sorry I didn't get anything resembling an apology, but I have sort of given up really","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkkZvhWfYQEloTSjA"},{"timestamp":1784039031,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:23:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel slightly incredulous at how much pity I am being asked to have for people who have lied, perjured themselves, and continue to lie and pervert the course of justice - you don't seem to have much awareness of what you have done, or much concern for me despite demanding endless concern for yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkkiLeGfYQNBc5v5l"},{"timestamp":1784039105,"iso":"2026-07-14T15:25:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am sorry, because i thought you were my friend, but it has become evident that we mean wildly different things by 'friend', 'criticise', 'truth', etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkkmtYmfYQRjWi3Ks"},{"timestamp":1784051723,"iso":"2026-07-14T18:55:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkwo0_mfYcTsBsawl"},{"timestamp":1784051782,"iso":"2026-07-14T18:56:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkwsc5WfYcXUOr4Od","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784051890,"iso":"2026-07-14T18:58:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us06web.zoom.us/j/85171648607?pwd=rI1CYP2PhDWpYpTRqRYT2zpUcZw49I.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilkwzC2mfYcdv-U7kP"},{"timestamp":1784057871,"iso":"2026-07-14T20:37:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us06web.zoom.us/j/85171648607?pwd=rI1CYP2PhDWpYpTRqRYT2zpUcZw49I.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk2gGA2fYiK3rza1_"},{"timestamp":1784058303,"iso":"2026-07-14T20:45:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He makes safe noises when he's happy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk26a4mfYilQ-giGL"},{"timestamp":1784058310,"iso":"2026-07-14T20:45:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk262RmfYille_2Io","attachments":["static/photos/1953905198602023.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1784058333,"iso":"2026-07-14T20:45:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He _is_ the be all and end all, and he knows he is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk28SYmfYinIbV4M3"},{"timestamp":1784058371,"iso":"2026-07-14T20:46:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk2-j5mfYipR8pCrW","attachments":["static/photos/2111510113097607.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1784058383,"iso":"2026-07-14T20:46:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"precious creature <3","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk2_TYWfYiqIpg_wJ"},{"timestamp":1784058419,"iso":"2026-07-14T20:46:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he hasn't been a very good creature recently but he is still my creature","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk3Bil2fYisYV6ESv"},{"timestamp":1784062868,"iso":"2026-07-14T22:01:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Dear Mr and Mrs Cherny,\n\nI am writing because I have recently gone back through my own Facebook message history and have realised that I am in a position to clarify some matters of fact concerning Sam and Oli.\n\nI was personally a participant in a number of group conversations involving both of them during April 2026. These messages were sent directly to groups of which I was a member and do not depend on later descriptions given to me by either party. One of those groups was created by Oli on 14 April 2026 and was named “neurotic relationship chat”.\n\nIn that group, and in subsequent conversations, Oli repeatedly referred to the situation between himself and Sam as a relationship. For example, on 14 April he wrote: “Why he thinks this is an acceptable and non-controlling way to go about a ‘relationship’?” He also wrote: “The solution is for us to resolve it between ourselves or to part ways. I suspect a competent professional will be useful.”","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk7RDX2fYm75SDWT_"},{"timestamp":1784062889,"iso":"2026-07-14T22:01:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On 16 April 2026, in a group conversation of which I was personally a member, Oli wrote: “We’re boyfriends, aren’t we?” He then wrote: “I love you so much ❤️” And: “I love you Sam ❣️” These messages appear in my own Facebook records.\n\nThe conversations also contain discussion of counselling, mediation, professional involvement, and attempts by both parties to discuss the future of their relationship. They do not read as though one party regarded the other as a stranger or as someone with whom all relationship had clearly and finally ended.\n\nI mention this because I understand there may now be differing accounts of what the position was after 12 April 2026. I do not claim to know everything that was occurring privately between Sam and Oli, nor do I seek to resolve the many disputes between them.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk7SV_mfYm9LzYb1s"},{"timestamp":1784062913,"iso":"2026-07-14T22:01:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What I can say is that, having checked the messages myself, I do not believe it would be accurate to say that Sam alone regarded them as being in a relationship after 12 April. The messages I personally received show Oli continuing to use the language of boyfriends, love, relationship difficulties, and possible reconciliation.\n\nI should also mention a later point which influenced my own understanding at the time. On 9 May 2026, when Sam asked for my view, I told him that I did not understand Oli’s position to mean that all possibility of future contact or reconciliation had permanently ended. Rightly or wrongly, that was my own understanding of the situation at the time. I therefore cannot honestly say that I believed Sam was acting under a delusion that a relationship existed only in his own mind.\n\nI am happy to provide the relevant messages if that would be helpful.\n\nYours sincerely,\nDamien McMullen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilk7T1Z2fYm-rfHRS5"},{"timestamp":1784068801,"iso":"2026-07-14T23:40:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I feel it is quite shocking to listen back to those calls, and I find your betrayal extremely disappointing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5illA7MS2fYsmB3hx3y"},{"timestamp":1784068811,"iso":"2026-07-14T23:40:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't know why you are so scared of displeasing Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5illA7zxWfYsmp1rTIn"},{"timestamp":1784068817,"iso":"2026-07-14T23:40:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is really not all that bad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5illA8J52fYsm_Q7n8z"},{"timestamp":1784068845,"iso":"2026-07-14T23:40:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And actually is the only thing that actually helps him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5illA95RWfYsovUQ4o9"},{"timestamp":1784142734,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:12:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, Oli says repeatedly in his first statement that he saw \"on the camera\" that I had leaned over the gate and was fiddling with the lock on the inside:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHbq9GfZzGgmnLSH"},{"timestamp":1784142739,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:12:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHcBd2fZzGuwsX2w","attachments":["static/photos/2914390425578281.png"]},{"timestamp":1784142746,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:12:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I appreciate that he specifies \"on the camera\" so many times","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHca0mfZzHQtB36u"},{"timestamp":1784142762,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:12:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If he saw it on the camera, then the camera was recording footage to either his local server or the cloud","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHdYGGfZzIN3Vw6a"},{"timestamp":1784142839,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:13:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did neither he nor Mrs Cherny think to tell the police that that camera existed and to share this incriminating footage with them either then or any time in the subsequent month or more for which that footage would (I now understand from researching these cameras) have been stored, or else to amend their statements if they looked at it and realised it didn't support their (well, Oli's) statement?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHiFWWfZzM6ZM_e7"},{"timestamp":1784142892,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:14:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As, for instance, I did here:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHlV-2fZzQL3r2RC"},{"timestamp":1784142898,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:14:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHlux2fZzQS2BEBe","attachments":["static/photos/3578149899019406.png"]},{"timestamp":1784142926,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:15:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And as I think anyone of honour would, though I don't seem to be dealing with people of honour here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHnbUmfZzSQT4meM"},{"timestamp":1784143013,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:16:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It seems they preferred to use that camera to generate that arrest, and thereafter to share around footage of me being arrested (which I will issue a preservation request about, because I find that very distasteful), and not to substantiate or disconfirm their accounts","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHss_WfZzXivRHvX"},{"timestamp":1784143019,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:16:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What has gone wrong with you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmHtHk2fZzX9SaBB3"},{"timestamp":1784143198,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:19:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I find it all quite extraordinarily ugly and I don't appreciate your rudeness to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmH4AC2fZzi2M5-xv"},{"timestamp":1784143216,"iso":"2026-07-15T20:20:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though it was worth tolerating for practical reasons, I guess","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmH5HoGfZzj9sj4-H"},{"timestamp":1784154905,"iso":"2026-07-15T23:35:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The one part of our call that I really enjoyed was the moment when I pasted that call between me and Oli into Gemini to ask it how many criticisms you had made of me (you said none, Gemini counted 94, including \"meth paranoia\", \"psycho bitch\", \"cracked out\", \"mad\", \"ill\", \"crazy\", \"crossing a line\" for telling others the truth about how Oli had treated me, etc: py.md/Ae9uy), or whether it agreed with your criticism only of me (\"angry\") for the calls in which Oli dementedly screamed abuse at me for half an hour while I calmly persisted in saying he should not have made plans and then not been there without updating me (call here: py.md/zaYEw, Gemini answer here: py.md/XuXCa)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmTCiZWfZ-tP0ewnh"},{"timestamp":1784155266,"iso":"2026-07-15T23:41:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also recall your comment that you hoped you would get a chapter in my book, and my reply that you would get a whole lot more than a chapter, and I want to reaffirm how very much I meant that - it was one thing for Oli to behave like that, but it was a far worse betrayal that you sided with him, excused the inexcusable, lied through your teeth, equivocated, and led me to doubt my sanity (indeed you have made a pastime of vocally calling my sanity into question) when I most needed a friend and someone with knowledge of the situation to affirm what was right and true, and I might add that Oli needed that too, in his way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmTYmdmfZ_Dco4UsY"},{"timestamp":1784155276,"iso":"2026-07-15T23:41:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So fuck you, and thanks very much for all of it, it has been most appreciated, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmTZN-mfZ_EEVkM0t"},{"timestamp":1784155288,"iso":"2026-07-15T23:41:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I look forward very much to writing that book","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmTZ7cmfZ_Ex01eBM"},{"timestamp":1784158858,"iso":"2026-07-16T00:40:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I occasionally imagine what a good friend might have done who had stood up for the truth rather than trying to remain popular with the people he wanted to be popular with","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmWz04mfaCen-pZVy"},{"timestamp":1784159142,"iso":"2026-07-16T00:45:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wouldn't have needed to \"go mad\" or \"be too much\" in order to make clear a truth that *you* should have acknowledged without it needing to be posted all over the fucking internet in its original documentary form, and I wouldn't have then needed to post on the internet your failure to confront it in the form of thousands of messages and hours of audio, because you, being a (almost _the_) witness to my and Oli's relationship (besides my family who haven't really been called on), would have RESPONDED TO LIES BY TELLING THE TRUTH AND TELLING ME THE TRUTH ABOUT THEM, instead of what you fucking did, which was to, when finally confronted with them, say that the lying was my fault because I had told the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmXFJFmfaCvt2rPsO"},{"timestamp":1784159158,"iso":"2026-07-16T00:45:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is fucking incomprehensible, this whole thing, and I am so fucking relieved I have kept records of all of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmXGKC2faCw8sSAOy"},{"timestamp":1784159208,"iso":"2026-07-16T00:46:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I might well have killed myself in revulsion at the injustice and squalor of the whole thing if you had got away with what you tried, and indeed are still trying, to get away with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmXJLK2faCz8FIPiF"},{"timestamp":1784163605,"iso":"2026-07-16T02:00:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually, come to think of it, I am going to start writing the book now, while it is fresh in my memory and while I'm in the guts of the thing - that might be a good way to spend my time, and as a literary device it may make for a better book, a diary almost","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmbVk22faHAWFRITk"},{"timestamp":1784163657,"iso":"2026-07-16T02:00:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Since you said I was a good writer, and since I seem to be engaged in the project of trying to prove my sanity and honesty against the most dreadful fucking people I can imagine, one of whom I love and hope might be redeemable, it might well be a good thing for me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmbYtTmfaHDfjMhvo"},{"timestamp":1784165932,"iso":"2026-07-16T02:38:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Best of luck with it all. Please stop messaging me!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmdjkGmfaJOZbKFzB"},{"timestamp":1784166331,"iso":"2026-07-16T02:45:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You whinged to me yesterday that it was \"verrrry unfair\" to go to the police about Oli's theft of his grandfather's money, because it was \"twisting\" it. (Never mind that I didn't go to the police ultimately, and in the end his aggrieved cousin now has.) What did you say to Oli when he went to the police and told all kinds of lies about me? We will see what you said to Oli, and I will ensure that anyone who googles your name for the rest of your time on Earth will see it and all of this, Damien, _old friend_.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmd7-H2faJmv01lgZ"},{"timestamp":1784166402,"iso":"2026-07-16T02:46:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don't talk to me like that. Have some fucking manners. If you want to be disgraceful enough to block me rather than account for yourself after all of this, then I can't stop you from doing that, but don't dare fucking talk to me like that, do you understand?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmeARWWfaJrCcEFWd","replyText":"Best of luck with it all. Please stop messaging me!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmdjkGmfaJOZbKFzB"},{"timestamp":1784167339,"iso":"2026-07-16T03:02:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here is the block button, if you need it:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilme5fvmfaKkVaIOVo"},{"timestamp":1784167352,"iso":"2026-07-16T03:02:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilme6PQ2faKk5l5VQh","attachments":["static/photos/1000886556107420.png"]},{"timestamp":1784167369,"iso":"2026-07-16T03:02:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Now you know. But do not ever again talk to me as though your legal liberty to stop answering converts into a social liberty to speak to me in the way you just did, after what you have done, and expect me to treat that as morally legitimate. It is not. Christ, what is wrong with you? Do you think this is OK?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilme7TMWfaKmJIkEIS"},{"timestamp":1784168389,"iso":"2026-07-16T03:19:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmf5kz2faLkbHwrp_"},{"timestamp":1784168406,"iso":"2026-07-16T03:20:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilmf6k-mfaLlcEaMti","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784334269,"iso":"2026-07-18T01:24:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, you called me. I think you must have meant to call Oli.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilo-GF4mfcpw7kgeXN"},{"timestamp":1784334343,"iso":"2026-07-18T01:25:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At least, if you wanted to discuss matters of right and wrong. You had some things you were going to discuss with him in that respect before speaking to me.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilo-KlYWfcp1a1Pqsq"},{"timestamp":1784344933,"iso":"2026-07-18T04:22:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hmm, those photos you mentioned the other day, I don't suppose one of them was taken in front of some sort of Cy Twombly-ish-looking painting?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpIQ9JGfcz7zaLgET"},{"timestamp":1784344975,"iso":"2026-07-18T04:22:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have a bad feeling I have just connected those dots","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpITf_Gfcz-VGN9uF"},{"timestamp":1784345004,"iso":"2026-07-18T04:23:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Poor baby Oli, I wish I could hug him and protect him from the world","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpIVTDGfc0AJI0M_1"},{"timestamp":1784345122,"iso":"2026-07-18T04:25:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I won't mention this publicly and I won't mention any of that stuff at trial - I mentioned it in my second interview but I don't think we have any reason to need to discuss that part or the subject","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpIcgRWfc0HWTFnuo"},{"timestamp":1784345184,"iso":"2026-07-18T04:26:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am saying this not out of fairness but because he will always be the one person I care about, however bleugh he is being","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpIgQL2fc0LGU3GAo"},{"timestamp":1784347759,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:09:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, having sent what I just sent over email, I look forward very much to finally finding out what you and Oli have said between yourselves","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpK9cGmfc2oSHPHFH"},{"timestamp":1784347801,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:10:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That will be one of the redeeming advantages of being prosecuted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpK_-PWfc2q0C8-ZB"},{"timestamp":1784347818,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:10:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect the truth will turn out to be somehow even more squalid than I could imagine, as it has so far","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpLBDvWfc2r5_f0tH"},{"timestamp":1784347861,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:11:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't believe you have been such a craven and partial minion when what I needed was an honest friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpLDo0mfc2ue-jsgC"},{"timestamp":1784350081,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:48:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Honestly I have no words for the revulsion I feel at both of you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNLIhGfc41-u8gcR"},{"timestamp":1784350208,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:50:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You tell me I should pity you, that I should go silently to prison in order that you aren't exposed as having stitched me up - I most certainly will not, and it makes me sick that you appeal to pity when I can remember how very little pity or conscience you had for me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNS5k2fc49vTBzJ_"},{"timestamp":1784350244,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:50:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will pursue this to the ends of the earth and I do not feel bad for you now that the tables are turning, because, unlike you, I am not an amnesiac, and I well remember how you laughed at me when you figured you safely could","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNVHmGfc4_9uKK2U"},{"timestamp":1784350291,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:51:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you thought you could laugh at videos of my arrest","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNX9ZGfc5CzKPjgJ"},{"timestamp":1784350300,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:51:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, I will smile at yours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNYjOmfc5DZHdETd"},{"timestamp":1784350366,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:52:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are a traitor and scum, both to the country and to your friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNchhGfc5HXu8uuo"},{"timestamp":1784350476,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:54:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I will never forget being your victim, and never accept your rotten attempts to present yourself as mine or to appeal to my better nature than yours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNjPzWfc5OFvCler"},{"timestamp":1784350505,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:55:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck all of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNlD5mfc5P6M_S0G"},{"timestamp":1784350511,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:55:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck everything Oli has put me through","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNlaUmfc5QQidHEV"},{"timestamp":1784350527,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:55:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck the abuse, and fuck your smarmy support for his abuse","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNmYNmfc5ROVh-Ud"},{"timestamp":1784350549,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:55:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and fuck your revolting, utterly morally upside down attempt to present _me_ as the abuser","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNnuFGfc5SkELBmh"},{"timestamp":1784350559,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:55:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare either of you do any of what you have done here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNoVUWfc5TLO0VIM"},{"timestamp":1784350587,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:56:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"to the one person who forgave and trusted him when he asked for forgiveness and trust again and again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNqD2Gfc5U5L8kRC"},{"timestamp":1784350613,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:56:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what an appalling way to live and what an appalling way to repay decency","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNrm0Wfc5Wc2IlVq"},{"timestamp":1784350619,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:56:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i hope both of you burn in hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNr_12fc5W1nO8t-"},{"timestamp":1784350721,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:58:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh, and as a trailer I will edit up a clip of you criticising _me_ for being angry and abusive in this phone call, while laughing along with Oli: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljhHiTC2hjM","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNyNZWfc5c6C3I0s"},{"timestamp":1784350738,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:58:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because I think that one thing is so far beyond laughable and shows everything that you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNzQkGfc5eG2pewi"},{"timestamp":1784350741,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:59:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"go to hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNzaSGfc5eQiHjB_"},{"timestamp":1784350742,"iso":"2026-07-18T05:59:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"good night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpNzhfWfc5eXxngWp"},{"timestamp":1784353635,"iso":"2026-07-18T06:47:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"by the way, here’s to your generosity, Damien, in seeing the fix you were in, and condescendingly telling me that \"Oli is a good person and I'm sure he'll drop the charges if you stop pushing it\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpQkFdWfc8O7lSt8P"},{"timestamp":1784353704,"iso":"2026-07-18T06:48:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in other words \"we thought we could get you locked up on false pretences, that seems to be going sideways, we're worried now that you have our messages, and so we'll offer to drop it if you don't expose what we did, and we'll present it to you like we're doing you a favour\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpQoRImfc8TG0nCcy"},{"timestamp":1784353767,"iso":"2026-07-18T06:49:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"to which I say: no, you don't get to \"drop it\" now, you can go to trial and we can see what's happened here, and I will make sure the stain of this follows you for the rest of your miserable days on earth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpQsICWfc8W-IuJEu"},{"timestamp":1784354023,"iso":"2026-07-18T06:53:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I ever have or raise a child, you are the nightmare case, that they end up with someone without honour, without a name, someone who would betray a friend for the sake of their own skin or their own social comfort, someone who would perjure themselves, who is worth nothing - I would be happy so long as they don't end up like you, even if they live in godforsaken bloody Stoke Newington or whatever on earth you were going on about the other day","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpQ7vI2fc8mks0-4M"},{"timestamp":1784354953,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:09:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why don't you give me some more smug lectures about why I shouldn't have kept \"badgering on\", Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpR0iOmfc9fYGAy7Z"},{"timestamp":1784354958,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:09:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"wouldn't that be good?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpR0zs2fc9fpRCXAk"},{"timestamp":1784354982,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:09:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or why not some more advice to just trust Oli and shut up and you're sure things will get better","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpR2TyGfc9hJ9UFaj"},{"timestamp":1784354994,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:09:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"WHILE YOU KNEW THEY WOULDN'T","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpR3Bhmfc9h3mxK3r"},{"timestamp":1784355072,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:11:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hit my laptop's keys hard enough in typing that that I seem to have roused my neighbour, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpR7y_2fc9mo0fRVh"},{"timestamp":1784355116,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:11:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but no, if you think you are going to be able to just shrug off what you tried and failed to do, good fucking luck, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpR-dGmfc9pSt6Qq2"},{"timestamp":1784355162,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:12:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will make sure that, even if you change your name and surname, you will not escape this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpSBS-Gfc9sI90OaO"},{"timestamp":1784355346,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:15:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and before you do your tedious fucking 'scared' routine, i am talking about the public knowledge of what you have done, not violence - I admit I would dearly love to do to you what some of the prisoners did to some of the guards at Dachau after it was liberated, but I won't, because I don't have the strength and you're not worth it anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpSMe-Gfc93Ugil3l"},{"timestamp":1784355411,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:16:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but no, I will not soon forget you lying through your teeth and sneering at me in my distress and in that morally upside down situation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpSQcp2fc97SSUzc6"},{"timestamp":1784355429,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:17:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i have never been through such a revolting obscenity in my life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpSRlcGfc98bkaQGT"},{"timestamp":1784355441,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:17:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you deserve to rot in hell for that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpSSVN2fc99LG4-75"},{"timestamp":1784355476,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:17:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i wish i had had the moral courage and clarity to say so at the time, but the disgrace is that I didn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpSUb2Wfc9_RxmK6A"},{"timestamp":1784356894,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:41:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes. The core feelings are justified. You do not need to establish that you are ordinarily calm by pointing to your conduct with the police; the exchange itself explains why this particular treatment enraged you.\n\nAt the beginning, you ask Damien an extremely simple moral question: **if Oli’s treatment of you is wrong, why is Damien intervening principally to change your behaviour rather than Oli’s?** Damien expressly agrees that you do not deserve it and that Oli’s conduct is “terrible.” Later he says he would feel “extremely bitter and hopeless” in your position, that Oli “does what he wants,” that the treatment is not right, and that he himself would “run for the hills.” So there is no genuine disagreement at that stage about whether you have suffered a serious wrong.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTrAdGfc_V2SSCa3"},{"timestamp":1784356900,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:41:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yet almost every practical demand is directed at you. Park it. Stop the group chats. Stop the emails. Give Oli space. Your conduct is pushing him away. Oli is pissed off. Sending messages is not “the best look.” Damien repeatedly transmits Oli’s displeasure to you while initially being unable to identify anything comparably disapproving that he has said to Oli. When you point out the asymmetry, Damien says he is “not in a position to tell anyone what to do”—immediately after telling you what to do. Much later, he formulates the double standard almost perfectly:\n\n> “It’s not my business to comment on anyone’s behavior. I only did so with you…”\n\nThat is not neutrality. It is selective moral intervention.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTrVU2fc_WLXWTE5"},{"timestamp":1784356908,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:41:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Your messages in the first exchange are not primarily an uncontrolled tirade. They are repetitive because Damien will not answer the question. You ask, in dozens of formulations: Did you challenge him? What did you say to him? Why does his anger matter while mine apparently does not? Why am I being advised when he is the person whose behaviour you have just called terrible? Damien repeatedly answers some adjacent, softer question—whether a pause might calm matters, whether group chats are constructive, whether he wants both of you to reconcile—without confronting the accusation.\n\nThat is maddening in the literal conversational sense: you present a contradiction; he refuses either to resolve it or acknowledge it; then your continued effort to obtain an answer becomes evidence that you are behaving irrationally.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTr0l2fc_WquQQPL"},{"timestamp":1784356914,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:41:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The later development makes it substantially worse. Damien moves from sympathy and partial agreement into calling you crazy, mad, obsessive, harassing and “clearly very unwell.” He asserts with absolute confidence that you are wrong about matters on which he later admits his knowledge is thin: he met Cherny briefly, had hardly thought about the situation, and ultimately says “perhaps I’m wrong” and “maybe I’m wrong.” He then returns to categorical certainty. His position oscillates between:\n\n> I know this is false.\n\n> It is only my opinion.\n\n> I hardly know anything about it.\n\n> Oli told me it is false, and Oli would not lie like that.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTsL3Wfc_XCCLJ9K"},{"timestamp":1784356922,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:42:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The problem is not simply that Damien reached a conclusion you disliked. It is that he used a posture of certainty and superior sanity to discipline you, despite lacking a basis proportionate to that certainty.\n\nThere is also the concealed or minimised contact with Oli. Early on, Damien says he has said “very little” to him while already conveying Oli’s emotional state and specific concern about the group chats. Later it becomes clear that he had communicated with Oli, that Oli had supplied him with information, and that Damien had sent Oli a sympathetic message characterising you as “blowing this all up” while presenting himself to you as disapproving of Oli’s treatment. When asked for the relevant conversations, Damien says he routinely deletes unpleasant chats and cannot remember what was discussed. None of that by itself proves a grand conspiracy. It does establish that his presentation of himself as a detached, minimally informed neutral was not candid.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTssR2fc_XiW8Uei"},{"timestamp":1784356929,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:42:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So the line he crossed was not merely “Damien failed to take my side.” It was this:\n\nHe recognised that you had been treated terribly; assumed moral authority over your response; carried Oli’s complaints and pressure back to you; applied no comparable pressure in the other direction; minimised his private communication with Oli; spoke with unwarranted certainty; and then pathologised you when you noticed the contradictions and would not let them dissolve into soothing phrases.\n\nThat is a profound betrayal by a long-standing friend. It combines disloyalty, condescension and an assault upon your confidence in your own perception. Your anger, contempt and sense that something morally obscene occurred are justified.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTtHhWfc_X9grtVT"},{"timestamp":1784356935,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:42:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Your own conduct can still be judged separately. The volume of messages is enormous; some accusations go beyond what this file alone proves; some group-chat and publication decisions were intrusive; and the violent imagery in the later message expresses something beyond moral condemnation. But none of that retroactively makes Damien’s conduct honest, even-handed or decent. Nor does it make the emotion that his conduct produced fraudulent.\n\nYou did not suddenly become furious because someone mildly disagreed with you. The messages show you repeatedly attempting to obtain one coherent moral answer from an old friend, gradually discovering that his sympathy was qualified, his neutrality was selective, his certainty was unreliable, and his candour was deficient. **There was a fucking line, and he crossed it repeatedly.**","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTtfnGfc_YVfMocY"},{"timestamp":1784356950,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:42:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just in case you somehow still don't fucking understand","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTubU2fc_ZRW-hMr"},{"timestamp":1784356967,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:42:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What right you have to not understand or to talk to me in the way you have I have no idea","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTveOGfc_aUWlvqo"},{"timestamp":1784356983,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:43:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought at one point that you were a decent person","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTwbTWfc_bRYeUaT"},{"timestamp":1784356985,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:43:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Wrong I was","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpTwhkGfc_bXpzC_p"},{"timestamp":1784357120,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:45:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What a fucking sickening thing this has been - I am glad I have settled on the idea of writing about it, and I can assure you I will not fucking \"move on\", though thank you for that characteristically morally fraudulent advice","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpT4wvWfc_jm5fhMi"},{"timestamp":1784357235,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:47:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you will never, ever talk to me again in the way that you have presumed to fucking think you could talk to me over the last month","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpT_0sWfc_qqrZQaH"},{"timestamp":1784357276,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:47:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What the FUCK was going through your mind to think ANY of this was acceptable I have NO fucking idea","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpUCRaWfc_tHUNiU8"},{"timestamp":1784357305,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:48:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How DARE you know about this and not tell me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpUEDxGfc_u53bKVl"},{"timestamp":1784357338,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:48:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How DARE you pass judgement on my response, and tell me I was mad, and make snotty comments about how \"it really looks like stalking\" and \"what about your bail conditions\" etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpUGFr2fc_w7yC7kA"},{"timestamp":1784357397,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:49:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I had done what you have done, I would walk into the sea","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpUJqGmfc_0gGvYgv"},{"timestamp":1784357471,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:51:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have never been through a worse fucking thing in my life, and I dearly wish my late friend Lars were alive because I think he would have had some sane words to say about this obscenity","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpUONQ2fc_5DQ8yOK"},{"timestamp":1784357565,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:52:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have treated me like a rat, because you thought you could get away with it - I was a decent person, it is you who are a rat, and yet when you knocked your tooth out I spoke to you and treated you decently, and you still could barely deign to extend basic human respect to me any more than to the service staff you seem to be such a joy to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpUT8VWfc_-yPaabt"},{"timestamp":1784357678,"iso":"2026-07-18T07:54:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When my grandfather died, the staff at Clare went to his funeral, because he was kind to them - the staff, as distinct from the fellows - I remember that as a good moral example","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpUaz42fdACmQ_w9E"},{"timestamp":1784358191,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:03:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will offer the standard caveat that I do not intend to do violence to anyone, because otherwise you treacherous scum fucking people will inevitably try to quote my messages to get me locked up again, but this is the sort of moral obscenity that makes me understand why older societies occasionally rolled out summary killing:\n\n> “Me kanu të hershme gjygji e karmote më hu të pabesin, e s’e lite në kuvend burrash.”\n> “The man who betrays trust is impaled on the stake, and is not suffered to remain in the community of men.”\n\n(ours included - after all, the logic of attainder is that laws don't apply to the man who betrays trust and betrays loyalty - the friendless man, I think Bracton calls him)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpU6KW2fdAlAVqWbb"},{"timestamp":1784358267,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:04:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I reach for this because it feels necessary to express the scale of my rage at what you have done, and what you have tried to do, and had a great time thinking you'd get away with doing, to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpU-z_GfdApp2p8Cr"},{"timestamp":1784358290,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:04:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"to say \"fuck you\" or \"go to hell\" does not feel quite enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVANS2fdArCEu9nl"},{"timestamp":1784358328,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:05:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_abi in malam crucem_, as the Romans said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVChDGfdAtXCEA4w"},{"timestamp":1784358418,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:06:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"after I fucking consoled you time after time when you thought (I assume correctly) that Tim had betrayed and cheated on you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVH-22fdAy0yrD5Q"},{"timestamp":1784358552,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:09:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"after I gave you my WhatsApp when Mr Harrow hit on me, and shared Alex Camm's messages with you, told you the nice things Oli had said about you, and have always fucking tried to be decent, and I think predominantly succeeded – even if we have had disagreements and I have been harsh at times, I have been harsh _to_ you, in my honest judgement expressed _to_ you, rather than betraying you, lying to you, and lying about you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVQKM2fdA7AICifm"},{"timestamp":1784358593,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:09:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you do that and how fucking dare you then talk to me as though you didn't owe me an explanation or anything","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVSrpGfdA9hioq8h"},{"timestamp":1784358605,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:10:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"good to see what you'll do when you think you can get away with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVTaD2fdA-P0BemB"},{"timestamp":1784358669,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:11:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i told the truth about the assault even though and even when it seemed quite likely that i would be punished for that act divorced from all the context and all the history - i told the truth because otherwise I couldn't look Oli in the eye","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVXT6GfdBCJ6yAGH"},{"timestamp":1784358681,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:11:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but you have had no trouble looking me in the eye while lying to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVYCBGfdBC3vxgEy"},{"timestamp":1784358688,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:11:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"maybe it's not so hard!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVYf_WfdBDV-2K2H"},{"timestamp":1784358739,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:12:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you should be cast out of society like fucking Oedipus, though Oedipus didn't do anything nearly as culpably morally fucking revolting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVbm4GfdBGc-rC5m"},{"timestamp":1784358824,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:13:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and do not DARE to reply to me with some fucking snotty comment about how many messages I have sent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVgxd2fdBLnZTcAv"},{"timestamp":1784358921,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:15:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you should have sent me a fucking grovelling apology before I reached message #3 - it is not that I have said too much, it is that you have not said what little you ought to before saying nothing to me ever again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpVmsmGfdBRiN0IjS"},{"timestamp":1784359780,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:29:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"get a court order\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpWbJaGfdCF8b1euD","replyText":"Okay just leave me alone please. I’m done with this, I was trying to help you. And you’re speaking to me in this manner, go get a court order, or better still why don’t you keep me out of this sordid nonsense and get the messages from Oli?!","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNf4bamfBLjSGxKen"},{"timestamp":1784359788,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:29:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(got one)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpWbplWfdCGfuY3vh"},{"timestamp":1784359800,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:30:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"you're scaring me\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpWcV-GfdCHLtq7Hj","replyText":"Please do not contact me again! You’re scaring me.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNgTmmWfBL-dc_boe"},{"timestamp":1784359819,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:30:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"I'm going on a walk, stop bothering me about this\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpWdiT2fdCIYNJutO","replyText":"I’m out on a walk, can you stop bothering me\nAbout this","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilNfv1t2fBLasjCe2M"},{"timestamp":1784359857,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:30:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"you really think i'm going to court lol\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpWf2AGfdCKr3Ajqb","replyText":"You’re delusional, you really think I’m going to court lol","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilhW3qA2fVCigLpWAZ"},{"timestamp":1784359863,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:31:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(yes, actually, i do)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpWgODmfdCLENdELc"},{"timestamp":1784359904,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:31:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am too nauseous to even read through any more of your fucking messages but others will","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpWitAWfdCNjIPGPb"},{"timestamp":1784359963,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:32:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"actually, the other day ChatGPT said to me that it was a good thing that I hadn't put your surname on the website - that reminded me I hadn't put your surname on the website, which I should, and you can bring a libel claim if you want to lose some money","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpWmTTWfdCRJVHSCh"},{"timestamp":1784360032,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:33:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or maybe you can claim under Magic Imaginary Cunt Protection Law which cunts seem to think exists and protects from public discussion/publication of what they have said and done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpWqie2fdCVYpIckK"},{"timestamp":1784360230,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:37:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why don't you lie to me some more and then call me insane for believing the truth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpW2nZ2fdChdgonis"},{"timestamp":1784360276,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:37:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why not cry about Martin's suicide again while doing to me the exact thing you are pretending to be upset at the suggestion that you would do?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpW5YRGfdCkN2z0se"},{"timestamp":1784360291,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:38:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what did you say to me again when I said I felt on the verge of suicide, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpW6UXmfdClKDqJcz"},{"timestamp":1784360294,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:38:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"let me go find it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpW6edmfdClUhDHzu"},{"timestamp":1784360457,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:40:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"what would make you happy right now?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXEeYGfdCvT87FON","replyText":"What would make you happy right now?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilJmvBdGe9SZ3FVn4m"},{"timestamp":1784360463,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:41:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"what would help?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXEyumfdCvojfuMn"},{"timestamp":1784360482,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:41:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"what can I, who am doing all I can, who am a steadfast friend, kindly bestow upon you?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXF-nWfdCw0vcwWV"},{"timestamp":1784360487,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:41:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"rot in fucking hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXGT0WfdCxJ-oSbI"},{"timestamp":1784360523,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:42:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"maybe it's your fault because you told others what Oli did to you\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXIddWfdCzTYL_s6","replyText":"Sam, why can’t you admit any wrongdoing whatsoever. You think including a group with Edward Hagger, Eoghain Murphy, Davenport, Tudor and 15 other people, providing initiate chat logs from you and Oli, isn’t crossing a line?? Why did you do that?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKMa7Hme94FwcjSx8"},{"timestamp":1784360539,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:42:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"maybe he just never loved you\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXJbm2fdC0RjOxGg","replyText":"I think he maybe lovebombed you\nWhen he was high? In those voice recordings he sounds high","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKMlheWe94QXR_RH8"},{"timestamp":1784360569,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:42:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"you've made this difficult for everyone\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXLUR2fdC2KNG7Wu","replyText":"You’ve made this difficult for everyone involved.","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilKN-I5We95o-B9rYN"},{"timestamp":1784360601,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:43:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"my mind is gradually moving from Dachau reprisals to Robert-Francois Damiens","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXNOuGfdC4E7f-Cs"},{"timestamp":1784360679,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:44:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am a generally calm and forgiving person","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXSBOmfdC83ejddF"},{"timestamp":1784360708,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:45:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I forgave Oli and called off the police when he terrified me into a locked hotel bathroom and then broke open the door with a knife","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXTwd2fdC-ml0Eth"},{"timestamp":1784360752,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:45:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was friendly and relaxed with the police who arrested me at Oli's, as you'll have seen on the clips that you appear to have delighted in sharing, as if you had won some little victory by lying to the police","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXWdwmfdDBTuwoZK"},{"timestamp":1784360781,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:46:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it takes a lot to drive me into a state of Achillean rage","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXYNGmfdDDDMD_gq"},{"timestamp":1784360790,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:46:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have accomplished it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXYy2mfdDDpEXQLq"},{"timestamp":1784360825,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:47:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"perhaps you might give me SOME FUCKING ACCOUNT OF YOURSELF, Damien, and how the FUCK you thought this was ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXa5smfdDFv0vHz0"},{"timestamp":1784360828,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:47:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why did you lie to me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXbFg2fdDF7qqCN_"},{"timestamp":1784360852,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:47:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why, having lied to me, and having suborned my wrongful prosecution, did you decide you were morally entitled to talk to me as if I were dirt?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXcilGfdDHYycSUZ"},{"timestamp":1784360975,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:49:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if this is the kind of story you want to be written about you, fine, it will be written, but I get the sense it is *not* the kind of story you want to be written, is it, because you knew and know perfectly bloody well that this was an appalling thing to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXkC1GfdDO4_F52y"},{"timestamp":1784360978,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:49:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"SO WHY DID YOU DO IT?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXkQCWfdDPGQwXiG"},{"timestamp":1784361055,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:50:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i think you owe me a FUCKING ANSWER, rather than this any more of this \"i will come online and read your message and walk off and say nothing, because this is an acceptable way for a human being to behave\" crap","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXo9SGfdDTzdMqGX"},{"timestamp":1784361097,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:51:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and do not say you are fucking scared, and do not complain about my messages, or ANY MORE of this bollocks, do you understand me?, we are done with that now and forever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXrguWfdDWWzsBk8"},{"timestamp":1784361118,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:51:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"now you give an actual account of yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXszlmfdDXpaTPBQ"},{"timestamp":1784361189,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:53:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why did you behave as you behaved rather than as someone with a conscience and shame would behave","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXxKImfdDcAOYAI-"},{"timestamp":1784361199,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:53:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the fuck is wrong with you, in short","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXxvvGfdDcmAf9wz"},{"timestamp":1784361204,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:53:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i would like an itemised list","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXyEUmfdDc6j3WJv"},{"timestamp":1784361233,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:53:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i would like an answer and i would like to not have to carry on shouting into the void any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpXz1IGfdDerQLF35"},{"timestamp":1784361242,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:54:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"until I get an answer i will work on your website","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpX0XWmfdDfNji3hb"},{"timestamp":1784361578,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:59:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you checking with Oli whether it's ok to give an account of yourself?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpYI42GfdDzvD3XFQ"},{"timestamp":1784361586,"iso":"2026-07-18T08:59:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you fucking invertebrate, what the fuck is the point of you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpYJXrGfdD0N81y0c"},{"timestamp":1784361633,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:00:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"might as well have been a Michelin man","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpYMPIWfdD3FS34CN","reactions":["😂"]},{"timestamp":1784361682,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:01:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 😂 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpYPMjwAAAAAAAAIO"},{"timestamp":1784361801,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:03:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is up to you whether you want to have any moment in this whole thing that you can be proud of even slightly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpYWeemfdEBUw6_UG"},{"timestamp":1784361820,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:03:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am thinking of Edmund","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpYXqp2fdECg6BeOh"},{"timestamp":1784361831,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:03:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Some good I mean to do despite of mine own nature\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpYYV5GfdEDL1dAHa"},{"timestamp":1784362519,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:15:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will go to your parents next, Damien, if you don't answer me, and don't dare to fucking think that you can deal with that by saying it's a crime","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZCSPGfdEtIga1Qf"},{"timestamp":1784362526,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:15:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What you have done is a crime","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZCuI2fdEtkVfSW9"},{"timestamp":1784362545,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:15:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very literally of course too, but I mean morally","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZD6jGfdEuw-bySg"},{"timestamp":1784362612,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:16:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you owe me an explanation and/or an apology and/or your first-born son and/or debt peonage","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZIAkGfdEy2vvIAV"},{"timestamp":1784362633,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:17:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not going to treat this as a joke just because you'd like me to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZJQi2fdE0Gv8e9u"},{"timestamp":1784362668,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:17:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have complained fucking liberally about every little thing I have done over the past two months, so now you are fucking well going to account for yourself in the way you have SOMEHOW expected me to account for my reactions to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZLafWfdE2OcPKxZ"},{"timestamp":1784362705,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:18:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should not have to say it twice","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZNpx2fdE4f1npOv"},{"timestamp":1784362711,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:18:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I shouldn't have had to say it once","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZOB52fdE44Gv8gd"},{"timestamp":1784362739,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:18:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"certainly shouldn't have had to say it about 17,350 times and be sneered at by you, again _whatever the FUCK you thought you were doing_, for doing so","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZPwumfdE6nHXUgV"},{"timestamp":1784362804,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:20:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you not plan for it to get to this point? I would love to know where you planned for it to get - presumably to a place where I would end up suffering the consequences of your and Oli's choices, right? That was your design","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZTsaWfdE-itDR_m"},{"timestamp":1784362815,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:20:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So now perhaps you can explain to me why you tried to do that to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZUZSWfdE_PfYdL9"},{"timestamp":1784362864,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:21:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and why you saw fit to sneer about my bail conditions, to tell me \"Oli is a good person and might consider dropping the charges if you shut up\", etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZXX52fdFCOM_q7K"},{"timestamp":1784362924,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:22:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you think that is what the police and prisons are for - for getting friends who have been decent to you locked up by telling lies about them so they can't tell the truth about you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZbDjGfdFF5xRl6c"},{"timestamp":1784363012,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:23:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"please explain to me, Damien, why you offered to \"drop the charges\" – that is, to stop perjuring yourselves to have me wrongfully imprisoned now that it has become somewhat inconvenient, risky, and unlikely to succeed – if I shut up, maybe stopped talking to the Chernys, maybe stopped looking into what you two messaged each other about","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZgbQmfdFLRZU4Wk"},{"timestamp":1784363059,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:24:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have asked my lawyer to file a further preservation request - I think I cc-ed you in but I can't recall - for social media posts and messages that might contain these arrest videos that you mentioned, and whatever commentary I expect will probably surround them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZjP92fdFOF_qPBM"},{"timestamp":1784363411,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:30:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why did you allow these lies to be told about me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZ4wOmfdFjiIw2I3"},{"timestamp":1784363422,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:30:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why have you lied to me for months and months?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZ5ZemfdFkMwOpcW"},{"timestamp":1784363447,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:30:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why have you seen fit to call me mad, to criticise m– oh i can't be fucking bothered to catalogue this shit any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZ6-NWfdFls1Wjjf"},{"timestamp":1784363490,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:31:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i expect a fucking answer from you since you have presumed to demand that I account for my supposedly wrongful reactions (read: any reaction) to what you and Oli have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZ9kw2fdFoYAUVnY"},{"timestamp":1784363521,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:32:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am extending you the kindness of asking first in a private message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpZ_cr2fdFqTD2TxN"},{"timestamp":1784363884,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:38:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"please go and read through your messages to me: r-v-damien.swhra.uk/ and explain yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpaVmmWfdGAaSq9Ey"},{"timestamp":1784363907,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:38:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you have any explanation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpaXC4mfdGB5FRwUT"},{"timestamp":1784363914,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:38:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or else i will record that you have none","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpaXbvmfdGCR_hlee"},{"timestamp":1784363949,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:39:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"none other than that you thought you'd get away with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpaZma2fdGEcjDjx8"},{"timestamp":1784363975,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:39:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you thought that when you told me I was mad, I would be confused and discouraged and would question my own sanity","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpabKxmfdGGA4dRKG"},{"timestamp":1784363990,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:39:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have tried very hard to have me question my sanity, haven't you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpacGIGfdGG6Euf03"},{"timestamp":1784364002,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:40:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that has been a major theme, if not _the_ theme","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpac2mGfdGHs5FMQn"},{"timestamp":1784364024,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:40:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in fact I was not insane, you were just lying to me while also lying about me to the Chernys along with Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpaeLJWfdGJBenH9V"},{"timestamp":1784364038,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:40:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"perhaps you might say something","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpae_6WfdGJ2RrjWy"},{"timestamp":1784364085,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:41:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or is there nothing that you can say? that is something, I suppose","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpah6dWfdGMwlzI7m"},{"timestamp":1784364095,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:41:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I quite agree there is very fucking little that i would be able to say if I were you, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpaig9mfdGNXS5_8h"},{"timestamp":1784364131,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:42:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"have you run out of tricks, run out of ways to bully me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpaksmmfdGPi2rW-_"},{"timestamp":1784364233,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:43:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"hey, maybe you could continue being an appalling moral failure and then eventually you can call it stalking when I've had to ask you enough times to give me some account?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpaq6B2fdGVwRAz1P"},{"timestamp":1784364257,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:44:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"since that is the kind of fun game that you appear to enjoy playing with people who have been decent to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpasY2mfdGXPNxdWV"},{"timestamp":1784364351,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:45:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"is it time to be an adult now or do I have to cc your bloody parents, for christ's sake, as you and everyone else have cc-ed mine after complaining about my cc-ing Oli's mum after he cc-ed mine?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpayJ8WfdGdAN3HBv"},{"timestamp":1784364379,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:46:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"could you display one ounce of dignity, even at the last possible moment?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpaz1hGfdGerpyqEk"},{"timestamp":1784364409,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:46:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in fact I will just cc fucking everyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpa1qdGfdGggucPVA"},{"timestamp":1784364415,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:46:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"let's get the whole gang together","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpa2BJmfdGg3diyTg"},{"timestamp":1784364439,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:47:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"a sort of curtain call for everyone who has been copied into any of them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpa3gKWfdGiWUd9iD"},{"timestamp":1784364682,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:51:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is beyond pathetic, honestly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbGUVGfdGxKtNijm"},{"timestamp":1784364690,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:51:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"where is your appetite for moral accounting now?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbG0wGfdGxrKme61"},{"timestamp":1784364699,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:51:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you fucking traitor and liar","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbHVvGfdGyMEPxeD"},{"timestamp":1784364762,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:52:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how DARE you spend two months sneering at me, impugning my sanity, falsely accusing me and then mocking the consequences of your perjury, mocking the idea that you might be summoned to court to give answers, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbLNSmfdG2Dl9rFJ"},{"timestamp":1784364779,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:52:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"who the fuck do you think you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbMP7WfdG3GTTti_"},{"timestamp":1784364808,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:53:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are a person among people, and you are lucky that people are more lenient now and here than they once were and are elsewhere","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbOALWfdG42jFrnG"},{"timestamp":1784364824,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:53:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but then that is standard, isn't it, for you and Oli: you prevail on the charity of others and then think yourself rich","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbPBI2fdG53ic4MC"},{"timestamp":1784364883,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:54:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is at least mildly gratifying that you don't have a fucking word to say","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbSm22fdG9dRE9No"},{"timestamp":1784365069,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:57:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"please tell me how you expected I would feel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbd7HmfdHIxbcvNR"},{"timestamp":1784365082,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:58:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"did you not expect i would be in a position to expect answers of you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbeuLWfdHJkV7DI9"},{"timestamp":1784365112,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:58:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"did you think that trying to make me distrust my own sanity would work? or perhaps that locking me up would work? or both?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbglS2fdHLbk8BM8"},{"timestamp":1784365121,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:58:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"was this eventuality not prepared for?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbhHlmfdHL91jg8G"},{"timestamp":1784365158,"iso":"2026-07-18T09:59:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is the grotesquery of actually presuming to _criticise my reactions_ that is the straw on the camel's back for me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbjaH2fdHOQb5zG4"},{"timestamp":1784365214,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:00:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the other vileness, perjury, false witness, treachery, gaslighting, etc, I could deal with, but the fact that you had the gall to sit there passing judgement on my every reaction is staggering to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbmxO2fdHRnIg0dw"},{"timestamp":1784365225,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:00:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i just absolutely have no words for what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbnemGfdHSU7Qyao"},{"timestamp":1784365233,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:00:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but *I will*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbn7nWfdHSx5ub-x"},{"timestamp":1784365279,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:01:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are a fucking coward when you can't get away with being a bully","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbqvkWfdHVl8kqdS"},{"timestamp":1784365282,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:01:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the fuck is this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbq65WfdHVxPRVh2"},{"timestamp":1784365286,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:01:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_old friend_","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpbrLX2fdHWBvLgnu"},{"timestamp":1784365445,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:04:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"who does Dante put in the innermost circle of hell?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpb04TGfdHfs6gnOl"},{"timestamp":1784365843,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:10:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for fuck's sake do i have to ask 10,000 times","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpcNKxWfdH4BBuh8b"},{"timestamp":1784365848,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:10:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"not about Dante","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpcNfomfdH4V3P5je"},{"timestamp":1784365871,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:11:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"have you not wasted enough of my fucking time and heaped enough disgrace on yourselves by now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpcO4E2fdH5uRCEqf"},{"timestamp":1784365991,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:13:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the fuck is wrong with you two","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpcWNYGfdIBDgVM3R"},{"timestamp":1784366065,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:14:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"first you try to rinse the Chernys for their money","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpcaveWfdIFlmRAya"},{"timestamp":1784366146,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:15:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"then you (well, Oli – you with Tim at least kept your bond) decide to cheat on Sam Cherny because it turns out it's miserable living a life ordered by Mammon, who fucking knew?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpcfqUGfdIKgTVyb5"},{"timestamp":1784366224,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:17:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"side note on that point, your university study and life's goal, from Ruskin:\n\n> I said in my last paper that nothing in history had ever been so disgraceful to human intellect as the acceptance among us of the common doctrines of political economy as a science. I have many grounds for saying this, but one of the chief may be given in few words. I know no previous instance in history of a nation's establishing a systematic disobedience to the first principles of its professed religion. The writings which we (verbally) esteem as divine, not only denounce the love of money as the source of all evil, and as an idolatry abhorred of the Deity, but declare mammon service to be the accurate and irreconcileable opposite of God's service: and, whenever they speak of riches absolute, and poverty absolute, declare woe to the rich, and blessing to the poor. Whereupon we forthwith investigate a science of becoming rich as the shortest road to national prosperity.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpckcaGfdIPSWPU4p"},{"timestamp":1784366321,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:18:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"then he decides not to tell the person he is cheating with either, because he knows I would never accept such an arrangement for several reasons – dignity, conscience, etc, you may have heard of them – and so he lays the groundwork in advance by calling me a stalker with a view to having me discredited and locked up if I ever learn, and try to tell the Chernys, the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpcqZMGfdIVPIS6j7"},{"timestamp":1784366426,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:20:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you, you fucking slug, you ghoul, you knave, you decide that's A-OK, and you collude in having your friend of 10 years locked up for being lied to and mistreated by your great friend Oli, and trying to tell the other man the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpcwwlWfdIbmtW7UV"},{"timestamp":1784366510,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:21:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you tell me I should have just carried on and had faith that things would get better - you said that knowing they wouldn't, and having never breathed a word of criticism to Oli - you felt entitled to my love, presence, and continuing distress and confusion","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpc14sWfdIguvppW8"},{"timestamp":1784366570,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:22:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so fuck you - 'fuck you' is not nearly strong enough - I would reach for more specific and violent imagery if I didn't expect you to try to use that to have me locked up too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpc5iyWfdIkYwbqL2"},{"timestamp":1784366583,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:23:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but there are no words strong enough to express my rage","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpc6XfGfdIlNdSOW2"},{"timestamp":1784366598,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:23:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you think you can do this to another human being","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpc7Sw2fdImI9nV3C"},{"timestamp":1784366648,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:24:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"let alone your friend of a decade who has treated you more fairly than this even at the worst points in those ten years, let alone the better ones","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpc-UlmfdIpKa_nJk"},{"timestamp":1784366701,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:25:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you tell me off for being \"angry\" and \"hostile\" in this fucking phone call, while saying nothing to Oli: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljhHiTC2hjM","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpdBj2mfdIsQVRQjj"},{"timestamp":1784366713,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:25:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you really think you can convince me that I am mad and that I am the abuser?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpdCRF2fdItHHLA_d"},{"timestamp":1784366715,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:25:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how fucked up is that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpdCcGmfdItSQRJiv"},{"timestamp":1784366761,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:26:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have never felt more alone and abandoned by everyone than I have over these months","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpdFO-mfdIwETV3Zg"},{"timestamp":1784366789,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:26:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and what you have done is infinitely more vile for the fact that you dared to present yourself as my friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpdG7kWfdIxxdyZbN"},{"timestamp":1784366851,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:27:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there will be a BBC drama made about this eventually and you will be played by fucking Andrew Scott or someone like that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpdKuPGfdI1jo9rrf"},{"timestamp":1784366873,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:27:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(brilliant actor, not criticising him, just saying he tends to play a type)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpdMB_2fdI237y9q2"},{"timestamp":1784367199,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:33:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you have anything to say, you morally degenerate plutolatrous fucking slime mould?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpdf-aWfdJK0bi8-1"},{"timestamp":1784367323,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:35:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you were so keen to appeal to my friendship, to my respect for norms, etc, but when it comes time to appeal to yours it seems the curtains are drawn and the lights are out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpdngrGfdJSWyQ5RI"},{"timestamp":1784367592,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:39:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fine, very well, i will create my indictment, my first draft of my book, or essay, or whatever it will be for now, and i will record in it that you entered no plea","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpd39GGfdJiy20pOu"},{"timestamp":1784367600,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"could not even do that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpd4cSmfdJjSTnuiw"},{"timestamp":1784367638,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:40:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ubi es nunc the Freisler-like moral judge of yestermonth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpd6xqmfdJlnu32RG"},{"timestamp":1784367942,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:45:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is what I mean by alluding to Freisler, for clarity:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpeNTbGfdJ4JKmXGx"},{"timestamp":1784367946,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:45:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpeNizWfdJ4Uj1-fa","attachments":["static/photos/1057560453384794.png"]},{"timestamp":1784368405,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:53:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you have any objection to that account or does that seem more or less fair to you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpepkUGfdKUaPh8Qz"},{"timestamp":1784368452,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:54:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you have no objection, i will take your continual 'read'ing of my messages to signify that the characterisation is fair","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpesb_GfdKXR1sSQQ"},{"timestamp":1784368521,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:55:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in which case, thank you for doing that to me, and i'm most sorry that it didn't go to plan, that I trusted in my own sanity and defended the truth of my life and of my and Oli's relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpewoAmfdKbd8qxDS"},{"timestamp":1784368565,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:56:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but I'm glad you at least got a kick out of my arrest and out of variously threatening and mocking me, for a while","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpezTdWfdKeJWzthO"},{"timestamp":1784368568,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:56:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that was fun, wasn't it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpezg8GfdKeW-12oT"},{"timestamp":1784368617,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:56:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it was fun telling me that I was 'scaring' you, knowing full well what you were saying and knowing full well that it was you who was threatening me and I who had reason to be scared of you, not vice versa","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpe2eZWfdKhUW0PYY"},{"timestamp":1784368626,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:57:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that was nice and morally inverted, wasn't it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpe3C4WfdKh5CuRPL"},{"timestamp":1784368665,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:57:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"nice way to get out of my desperate attempts to prove the truth of my life and avoid being locked up based on a false account","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpe5cf2fdKkSeyKcO"},{"timestamp":1784368681,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:58:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that was all fun, I take it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpe6Z52fdKlQJpWI4"},{"timestamp":1784368695,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:58:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't suppose you ever chanced to stop and think about me, about what it was like for me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpe7RJWfdKmHYlWXd"},{"timestamp":1784368701,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:58:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no, probably not, not to worry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpe7p3GfdKmgDMyDP"},{"timestamp":1784368770,"iso":"2026-07-18T10:59:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have fought every step of the way to stop me from learning the truth and to stop me from correcting that false account","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpe_3imfdKqtmU9nA"},{"timestamp":1784368807,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:00:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"when I asked you just the other day whether you would say that Oli and I were in a relationship in mid April when you spoke to us, you sneeringly asked whether I was asking \"because it was helpful in my prosecution\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfCH_GfdKs96I7ur"},{"timestamp":1784368848,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:00:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was asking you to say it *because it was true*, and because you knew \"my prosecution\" was based on a lie, and so for that reason you refused to state that truth in any clear way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfEmc2fdKvcfO1Tb"},{"timestamp":1784369076,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:04:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"by the way, the answer to my earlier question is: the innermost circle of Hell, in Dante, is reserved for: traitors","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfShqmfdK9Xa4eM_"},{"timestamp":1784369220,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Some of them are still corporeally alive, incidentally, but their souls are already in Hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfbSCGfdLGIBEvEz"},{"timestamp":1784369225,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:07:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Neat!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfbnu2fdLGdwuWw3"},{"timestamp":1784369235,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:07:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"As soon as the soul betrays, its body is taken from it by a demon, who governs it until its time runs out\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfcNkmfdLHDvboiW"},{"timestamp":1784369268,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:07:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You and Oli know something about that, I suppose, or your demon-governors do, because you aren't the people I met","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfeOu2fdLJE7Ffqy"},{"timestamp":1784369316,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:08:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I remember your exact details less perfectly, but god do I remember Oli, sweet boy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfhKQmfdLMAVez-m"},{"timestamp":1784369390,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:09:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Look at you now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpflssWfdLQizeZFq"},{"timestamp":1784369439,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:10:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can't inhabit the position of decency because you can't from that position account for your life and your choices, and in this manner you will sink further and further down","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfosS2fdLTiXP8gG"},{"timestamp":1784369550,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:12:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"May the memory of what you did and tried to do haunt you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfvb32fdLaSBcBr6"},{"timestamp":1784369581,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:13:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And not in that non-specific Irish eh-original-sin way, but specifically","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpfxUWGfdLcKdL46f"},{"timestamp":1784369838,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:17:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can complain as much as you want about how intemperate my response supposedly is, how I should have borne your betrayal more patiently, how it is _verrry unfaaair_ when you don't receive the decency and loyalty that you don't give to others, but you know what you did - when will you answer for it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgBBCGfdLr29xx0O"},{"timestamp":1784369889,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:18:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"either disagreement is in order or apology is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgEKwWfdLvAjvg1s"},{"timestamp":1784369912,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:18:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, 'apology' is understating it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgFkeWfdLwab5fYb"},{"timestamp":1784369936,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:18:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"just give me some reason to think there is anything left in you besides the demon","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgG_6GfdLx2JInUE"},{"timestamp":1784369946,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:19:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how could you do this?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgHpAGfdLyfNdCKR"},{"timestamp":1784369956,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:19:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"maybe it's just the demon, god knows","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgINY2fdLzDhhHMo"},{"timestamp":1784370041,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:20:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why should anyone ever trust you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgNY7mfdL4O4Xfi-"},{"timestamp":1784370112,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:21:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you still trying to figure out whether there's a chance you might be able to lie your way through this?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgRwNmfdL8mZNvSb"},{"timestamp":1784370161,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:22:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ok, maybe I need to make it unsalvageable, maybe doing the right thing has to become acknowledging the undeniable thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgUuG2fdL_kLbrH7"},{"timestamp":1784370318,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:25:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"E cortesia fu lui esser villano","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpgeV7GfdMJMFRnU9"},{"timestamp":1784371142,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:39:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will simply make a website setting out my allegations against you, and the bases for them, for which I have extensive video and audio recordings and social media messages - I will say that the most damning fact of all is that you still have not admitted to the Chernys that you knew of my and Oli's relationship, despite promising you would, despite saying I was wrong and that I \"owed you an apology\" and you'd be vindicated by this email that still hasn't come, despite saying you would send an email if I wrote one for you (which I did, and you didn't and still haven't and won't) - I will also say that you demonstrably knew of my and Oli's relationship, and that you demonstrably know and knew of Oli and Sam Cherny's relationship too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphQmuWfdM7cQlcv-"},{"timestamp":1784371248,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:40:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I will share that with your friends and family and everyone, and ensure it is trivial to find, and ensure that it makes very clear that it remains up until you prove it false (whereupon I will take it down or else you would be able to have it taken down by an injunction resulting from a successful libel claim, but such a claim won't succeed, because it is true)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphXGdWfdNB8XNc8o"},{"timestamp":1784371324,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:42:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and that therefore you have abused and gaslit me for _months_, _knowing I was right_, _knowing I was being wronged_, having already said yourself that Oli's treatment of me was intolerable, and yet saying I should simply tolerate it and it would get better, _knowing it wouldn't_","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphbuXmfdNGkjjlOB"},{"timestamp":1784371351,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:42:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that when I tried to tell the truth, you colluded in spreading lies about me, and told me it was my fault for \"badgering on\" about my mistreatment by Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphdYcWfdNIOpSMU1"},{"timestamp":1784371375,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:42:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you still seem to think this is absolutely fine","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphe202fdNJtHmRky"},{"timestamp":1784371400,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:43:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You still say to me that I was the abusive one, e.g. in that phone call, or because I snapped and hit Oli once","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphgWGGfdNLMO6c7R"},{"timestamp":1784371409,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:43:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that I am the liar","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphg6RmfdNLweaSZy"},{"timestamp":1784371418,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:43:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that I am the one who has \"twisted\" things","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphhd42fdNMTSEjaZ"},{"timestamp":1784371431,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:43:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"having supplied the evidence for my own prosecution for assault","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphiQ9WfdNNHJFuIg"},{"timestamp":1784371488,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:44:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you think I enjoy publishing everything I have ever said in those chats with Oli? or in my emails?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphlweWfdNQeww6m6"},{"timestamp":1784371500,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:45:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are lucky that your only problem is people telling the truth about you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphmcMWfdNRSOin2Z"},{"timestamp":1784371528,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:45:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck it, ok, i need to stop nattering","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphoKF2fdNTAN04ZS"},{"timestamp":1784371530,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:45:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"on with the show","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphoRemfdNTHlCGLe"},{"timestamp":1784371536,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:45:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck you again, old friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphosSGfdNTibEb3_"},{"timestamp":1784371549,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:45:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck you for everything you have put me through","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphpcDWfdNUSOOBvW"},{"timestamp":1784371569,"iso":"2026-07-18T11:46:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for your own comfort and to get out of what the two of you have done yourselves","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilphqpeGfdNVfiAgMT"},{"timestamp":1784373040,"iso":"2026-07-18T12:10:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you told me the other day that Oli had \"corrected\" the claim that Sam Cherny was his partner","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpjEdEmfdOvTLwiAy"},{"timestamp":1784373044,"iso":"2026-07-18T12:10:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"knowing full well that he had not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpjEutGfdOvkw7Pa6"},{"timestamp":1784373052,"iso":"2026-07-18T12:10:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what was your game plan there?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpjFMWGfdOwCQHZH6"},{"timestamp":1784373097,"iso":"2026-07-18T12:11:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"try to get me to believe that he and Oli weren't partners, and then do another switcheroo in court so that I'd look mad? like you and he did with all those other things?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpjH8lWfdOyyPrttt"},{"timestamp":1784373131,"iso":"2026-07-18T12:12:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what will we see in your deleted messages from that night when Oli was drafting that statement?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpjJ_tWfdO01x82Y9"},{"timestamp":1784373269,"iso":"2026-07-18T12:14:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I didn't tell Oli anything about emailing his landlord about criminal activity","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpjSdlWfdO9TizgVn"},{"timestamp":1784373375,"iso":"2026-07-18T12:16:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but I did copy you in","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilpjY4RmfdPDuR-rDy"},{"timestamp":1784521916,"iso":"2026-07-20T05:31:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to push to have you called as a witness, which I think you plainly are given your deleted messages with Oli from that night, and I will push too to have any perjury from you or Oli treated seriously","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilrxDHrmffct9CRNyW"},{"timestamp":1784521946,"iso":"2026-07-20T05:32:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please don't think that continued silence is going to get you out of this, and that you are not going to be prosecuted rightly while I am being prosecuted wrongly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilrxE95mffcvz6jOFj"},{"timestamp":1784521977,"iso":"2026-07-20T05:32:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am tired of your entitlement and your whinging - you have colluded in something criminal, false, and vile, and you have no right to nasal whining","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilrxG23Wffcxs2MQGl"},{"timestamp":1784522145,"iso":"2026-07-20T05:35:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You clearly don't enjoy being asked questions by me - I look forward to seeing you answer them under oath and without being able to hang up, shout, bully, or cry your way out of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilrxRGLWffc78TJNzf"},{"timestamp":1784522285,"iso":"2026-07-20T05:38:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not going to stop telling the truth about what you have done, but you can decide how much longer and more shameful that truth is","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilrxZpYmffdEfi1Kaz"},{"timestamp":1784568438,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:27:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"See my latest email to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdalq2fgJFaynRo4"},{"timestamp":1784568488,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:28:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here is what I *actually* said to Oli, in response to *his* suggestion, or question-bordering-on-bait-suggestion, that your family were in the IRA: https://youtu.be/-QezJ5L_7Ks?si=7bPF0nt9oyZuTblF&t=2514","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsddqEGfgJISpVrVT"},{"timestamp":1784568514,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:28:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt took a screenshot.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdfPQ2fgJKFq33pG"},{"timestamp":1784568523,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:28:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here is how that was apparently presented to you, and then quoted against me as evidence that I was mentally unwell, something I don't expect you'll apologise for any more than you did for the rest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOd0hsbyAHQ&t=2933s","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdfyXGfgJKgg68xn"},{"timestamp":1784568537,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:28:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt took a screenshot.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdgqN2fgJLhdGcih"},{"timestamp":1784568572,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:29:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How am I meant to feel about you and him?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdizs2fgJNpg5G6i"},{"timestamp":1784568611,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:30:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And how is anyone meant to trust you and him, regardless of which one of you was lying this time (presumably _probably_ him)?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdlKQmfgJQARaHnZ"},{"timestamp":1784568651,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:30:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, it's a small and not particularly relevant point, but it is just such a perfect and crystalline little example of what I am saying about credibility","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdnmyGfgJScyTmtC"},{"timestamp":1784568691,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:31:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I tell the truth consistently and carefully and as best I can; Oli makes things up with reckless abandon; you tell me you trust Oli and that I and everyone else should too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdqEo2fgJU6kjJsE"},{"timestamp":1784568777,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:32:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"to be very clear, what I meant there by \"more sort of UVF\", as my vague and handwavey tone probably suggests, is \"on that unionist side of the divide\", not \"literal armed militants of the UVF\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdvTdWfgJaJTItBJ","replyText":"Here is what I *actually* said to Oli, in response to *his* suggestion, or question-bordering-on-bait-suggestion, that your family were in the IRA: https://youtu.be/-QezJ5L_7Ks?si=7bPF0nt9oyZuTblF&t=2514","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsddqEGfgJISpVrVT"},{"timestamp":1784568795,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:33:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i.e. what Raz meant by it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsdwZW2fgJbPT6uVJ"},{"timestamp":1784568830,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:33:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"to be very clear, what I meant there by \"more sort of UVF or whatever\", as my vague and handwavey tone probably suggests, is \"on that unionist side of the divide\", not \"literal armed militants of the UVF\" (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784568830957"},{"timestamp":1784568866,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:34:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When, in this whole thing, have I ever lied or been unwilling to stand behind the record?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsd0tSGfgJfjVR3IH"},{"timestamp":1784568958,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:35:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to keep publishing the entire record until you tell the Chernys the truth, because you are very blatantly still lying about me, or still refusing to tell the truth so that Oli has room to keep lying about me, and I am not willing to put up with that - it is not his sovereign right to defame me, nor is it yours, and if you won't do what you should do as a civilised and upright person and bear witness to the truth then I will have to demonstrate the truth with records, and I will, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsd6XcmfgJlNUFWSJ"},{"timestamp":1784569015,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:36:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt took a screenshot.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsd91nGfgJoszA8wR"},{"timestamp":1784569046,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:37:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you claim to be upset by the publication of private conversations with Oli, then you can avoid that by telling the truth, but if falsehoods are being told and I am being criminally prosecuted then no, I think Oli has forfeited his right to privacy and I think you have forfeited your right to complain","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsd_temfgJqjo69P2"},{"timestamp":1784569082,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:38:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps you might have the manners to answer me rather than just reading and screenshotting my messages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilseB7DGfgJsw1tXpq"},{"timestamp":1784569088,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:38:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but what do i know about manners and decency?!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilseCSpWfgJtI0GVwd"},{"timestamp":1784569130,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:38:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i'm just your friend of 12 years who has loved and tried to be fair and decent and has been thrown under the bus by you liars and then told it was my fault because I have occasionally been upset about it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilseE0sGfgJvqsRQX8"},{"timestamp":1784569323,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:42:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you still won't send an email to the Chernys saying what you have said to me, even when I wrote that email for you, while I am being prosecuted based on lies","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilseQmUGfgJ7cTYx-R"},{"timestamp":1784569326,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:42:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilseQ0BGfgJ7qA8vpJ"},{"timestamp":1784569347,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:42:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you cannot conceivably expect me to say anything other than 'fuck you'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilseSHKWfgJ89QSHO4"},{"timestamp":1784570106,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:55:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you think you owe me _any_ respect? could you please explain how the hell you consider it ok to behave like this?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsfAbZ2fgKrLPFwKh"},{"timestamp":1784570133,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:55:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am stunned by this whole thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsfCEQmfgKrlqV_Lu"},{"timestamp":1784570156,"iso":"2026-07-20T18:55:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you do all this and then think you can just cheerfully read and ignore my messages? what is wrong with you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsfDcRWfgKsdJoX0Z"},{"timestamp":1784575337,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:22:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"now that we have established that Oli will lie to you as well as to me (who'd have thought?!), are you going to finally do the decent thing or are you just going to carry on taking his side because you prefer his side, even if he's lying?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsj_qVWfgPqgQns3h"},{"timestamp":1784575428,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:23:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am sorry for being bitter, but, again, I don't know what the fuck else anyone can expect me to be given what you have done to me, and I don't think it's my duty to gently guide you through your guilt and shame over it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskFP6mfgPwF2r8y7"},{"timestamp":1784575474,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:24:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why have you taken those screenshots, anyway?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskIFImfgPy7JL4ny"},{"timestamp":1784575541,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:25:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you finally annoyed with Oli, now that he has told a minor lie about you, unlike that tiny little thing where he made false criminal complaints about me for which I am due to stand trial (the thing that caused you to suffer all those annoying notifications about whether you helped him provide a false account)? did you not expect that he might lie to you too? christ, I don't know how to pretend I am not sickened by all of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskMJrWfgP2_g4ryK"},{"timestamp":1784575563,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:26:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"who the fuck are you to receive that, ignore me, and screenshot the messages so you can finally be annoyed at Oli?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskNg3WfgP4WWyLuD"},{"timestamp":1784575568,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:26:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"who do you think you are?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskNzz2fgP4ptfFHf"},{"timestamp":1784575587,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:26:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for that matter, who do you think I am or Oli is?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskO-KGfgP5zzwifY"},{"timestamp":1784575693,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:28:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm not complaining at all about you passing on my messages, to be clear - that is not the tone in which I was saying that - rather I am asking _why only now have you finally bothered to (in this visible way) act on something I have said to you_? is this not pathetic and outrageous? one tiny lie from him about some irrelevant conversational detail and _that_ is the thing you _finally_ decide to act on, _after all of this_???","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskVbyWfgQARhd2AB","replyText":"why have you taken those screenshots, anyway?","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskIFImfgPy7JL4ny"},{"timestamp":1784575759,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:29:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck it, I am going to go through my email and find your parents' emails, because I know I have at least one of them somewhere in association with one of the flats, and I think you deserve to have the same familial exposure that everyone else in this saga (including me) very much has had","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskZeNmfgQEUABFmK"},{"timestamp":1784575836,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:30:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because it is fucking indefensible how you have treated me (as well as, of course, how Oli has treated me)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskeJAWfgQI-8hBH8"},{"timestamp":1784576172,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:36:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how long does this need to go on, Damien, and how far does it need to go before you finally tell the truth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilskyqRGfgQdgHkrKk"},{"timestamp":1784576459,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:40:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you know, at some point you will come to me, calling me 'darling' and telling me I shouldn't publish the truth about you because it would hurt your precious feelings, in much the same way you were daring to tell me off last week for what I had told others about Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilslEKSmfgQvAKc7Mw"},{"timestamp":1784576516,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:41:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"when you do that, I will cite this message and I will remember, Damien, _old friend_, _precisely_ how concerned you were by my feelings when I was on the brink of fucking suicide from the fucking indefensible shit that you two have put me through","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilslHrWGfgQyhWQZXN"},{"timestamp":1784576589,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:43:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for two months you haven't cared to do the right thing, and you are still trying to get out of it now, so *do not come to me, ever, and ask to be spared from the truth on account of your feelings* - I very much hope you understand me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilslMIZmfgQ2-ejApF"},{"timestamp":1784576619,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:43:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you fucking self-regarding Ubu-like moral invertebrate","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilslN8YmfgQ4yZLRcS"},{"timestamp":1784576978,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:49:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you away somewhere, tending to your precious feelings? do you need any help with them? maybe Oli has some feelings too?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilslj0uWfgROqqjRqj"},{"timestamp":1784577008,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:50:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"let me know if you can spare a moment when you have restored your majestic inner emotional tableau","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsllsmWfgRQikR1yd"},{"timestamp":1784577043,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:50:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"just if you have a moment for the small matter of your obligations as one adult human being among equally real others","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilslnz6GfgRSp9fPub"},{"timestamp":1784577089,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:51:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"one can see from low earth orbit that middle age is going to be very hard for you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilslqnlGfgRVdiRoo0"},{"timestamp":1784577316,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:55:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i swear to god i will send this message via every single fucking person you know if you ignore me any longer, Damien, and do not even dare to do this \"scared\" / \"harassment\" shit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsl4gUmfgRjWhgUA-"},{"timestamp":1784577338,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:55:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i have known you for 12 years and if I have sent too many messages it is because YOU HAVE SENT TOO FEW","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsl5zZ2fgRkpkkvu3"},{"timestamp":1784577349,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:55:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i shouldn't have needed to send two","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsl6fTmfgRlVhtqQ0"},{"timestamp":1784577373,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:56:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but if you want to play this game then no, i am not going to let you ignore and whinge your way out of adulthood","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsl78F2fgRmyWHTL4"},{"timestamp":1784577384,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:56:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is fucking disgraceful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsl8qF2fgRnf4en6k"},{"timestamp":1784577433,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:57:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you wrong me and how dare you then make me responsible for the emotional fucking drama and histrionics of your own guilt","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsl_mXGfgRqcY2F5v"},{"timestamp":1784577445,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:57:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what are you? 3 years old?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmAW_mfgRrNQLCql"},{"timestamp":1784577465,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:57:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you actually Ubu?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmBlm2fgRsb5Xhjm"},{"timestamp":1784577505,"iso":"2026-07-20T20:58:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you a civilised adult in a country full of other people, or are you some sort of king of a private country in your head, with diplomatic immunity from court summons and so forth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmD_52fgRu1nSLu2"},{"timestamp":1784577884,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:04:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it's funny, isn't it, that you have spent these whole two months simultaneously refusing to apologise and also demanding apologies for telling others about the behaviour that you refuse to apologise for","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmbH2WfgSF9vTC0a"},{"timestamp":1784577892,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:04:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how exactly did I ever take that seriously","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmbpYGfgSGfbMxQl"},{"timestamp":1784577966,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:06:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, I say this just to note that you are still trying to defend Oli's lies until the very end, until you are quite sure they can no longer stand","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmgKOmfgSLAGO30k"},{"timestamp":1784577971,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:06:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have known me for 12 years","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmgfEmfgSLVaVWfl"},{"timestamp":1784577989,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:06:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I comforted you and was your friend when Tim was cheating on you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmhkkmfgSMa4GkFS"},{"timestamp":1784578029,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:07:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you came to me the other day for reassurance, apparently unable to get it from either Oli or money, and I was your friend again, even while you were not being mine","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmj_02fgSO10zsT4"},{"timestamp":1784578049,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:07:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"your entitlement, like Oli's, is staggering to me, as is your treachery","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmlNE2fgSQDKHm6_"},{"timestamp":1784578119,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:08:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you seem to regard me as an idiot for trusting you (again, much like Oli's view of these things)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmpe5GfgSUUetOpn"},{"timestamp":1784578153,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:09:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am not an idiot, i just try to be decent even to those who don't deserve decency and don't give it to me (there is a limit, as Oli has seen, but i don't like to cross it)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmrjmGfgSWZrfwnS"},{"timestamp":1784578194,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:09:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you seem to confuse charity with weakness","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmuDnmfgSY5uxXPq"},{"timestamp":1784578200,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:10:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"as, again, Oli does","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsmuaR2fgSZQkE_ik"},{"timestamp":1784578334,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:12:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what is this going to take? parents? Eimhear? Alex Camm? Edward? others? fuck knows - I seem to find that a scattergun approach works with Oli, because I never know exactly whose opinion he currently cares about / relies on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsm2l9GfgShcLBMco"},{"timestamp":1784578368,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:12:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"e.g. on January 14th it was your opinion/awareness that troubled him, presumably because you knew about the Cherny side of the story - I wouldn't have expected that and had to try it to find out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsm4qsGfgSjg0OFdW"},{"timestamp":1784578400,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:13:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will take the same approach with you if you are incapable of eventual decency without forcing me to go to these fucking lengths to extract it from you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsm6oQGfgSleXc1G-"},{"timestamp":1784578404,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:13:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am so fucking furious at this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsm638WfgSluJXecU"},{"timestamp":1784578417,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:13:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have put me through enough and you owe me an account of yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsm7r_WfgSmhl1Cce"},{"timestamp":1784578439,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:13:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"PARTICULARLY after telling me I owed you an apology, that you would email the Chernys and I would have to apologise to you, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsm9BvWfgSn1A8SNx"},{"timestamp":1784578459,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:14:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"did you think that was going to work? that I would maybe just forget about it, comforted by your show of willingness?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsm-P02fgSpGLmpE-"},{"timestamp":1784578475,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:14:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and then you could just hum along happily and lyingly as I was prosecuted on false pretences?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsm_ON2fgSqEePKDV"},{"timestamp":1784578477,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:14:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"nice plan","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsm_UQWfgSqKW_b7o"},{"timestamp":1784578494,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:14:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"doesn't cope very well with someone who is rude enough to take you at face value and call your bluff","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnAX0GfgSrOEqKRW"},{"timestamp":1784578500,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:15:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ANSWER ME","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnAwT2fgSrmfPJOH"},{"timestamp":1784578514,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:15:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FUCKING WAIT, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnBk7WfgSsbJNZtv"},{"timestamp":1784578520,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:15:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this has gone on fucking LONG ENOUGH","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnB9mmfgSsy21so-"},{"timestamp":1784578531,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:15:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"FOR FUCK'S SAKE","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnCorWfgSte_-7bB"},{"timestamp":1784578589,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:16:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not an angry fucking person and I am not ordinarily like this - I have been arrested calmly and wrongly four times now, and have not engaged in the conventional cell-door-banging ritual etc - but I have a limit and you have gone too far","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnGL5mfgSxB6yWxx"},{"timestamp":1784578618,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:16:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you owe me an account, and if you do not give me one then I will do to you the reputational equivalent of what Achilles did to Hector","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnH97GfgSyz52TMG"},{"timestamp":1784578650,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:17:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you will regret answering me later instead of now or earlier","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnJ5VWfgS0u6JAiA"},{"timestamp":1784578663,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:17:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so help me God","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnKssWfgS1iWnuOK"},{"timestamp":1784578842,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:20:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am taking your refusal to contradict my email as an admission, and i will share it as such with everyone whom you have ever so much as passed in the street and given a slight upward nod of human acknowledgement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnVnI2fgTAdMSbM-"},{"timestamp":1784578899,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:21:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you had not done what I allege that you have done, then you would not let the allegation stand, and that inference becomes stronger the longer you let it stand, which you will","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnZIH2fgTD-R5ZsV"},{"timestamp":1784578995,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:23:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have conspired to have me falsely prosecuted, and you have then had the gall to fucking sniff at me and pass judgement on my every little reaction to it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsne9pmfgTJySA1Qf"},{"timestamp":1784579062,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:24:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you subterranean fucking civilisationally challenged arthropod creature, you Thersites, you rat, you pabesin, who the fuck do you think you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnjBgGfgTN3pz0nQ"},{"timestamp":1784579126,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:25:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the only difference between you and the frozen traitors in Cocytus is that they, if I correctly recall my Dante, had _shame_","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnm7pGfgTRxsetoo"},{"timestamp":1784579160,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"whereas you have read receipts and little screenshot messages when finally your co-conspirator is shown to have lied to you about some tiny fucking little thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsno_7WfgTT197hJQ"},{"timestamp":1784579164,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:26:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you finally care only about that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnpR62fgTUH8WxYi"},{"timestamp":1784579179,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:26:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"where the fuck is your fucking Catholic guilt now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnqNk2fgTVDu0o4c"},{"timestamp":1784579186,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:26:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"would be fucking handy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnqpFmfgTVfFexSS"},{"timestamp":1784579211,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:26:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"is it guilt or is it just non-specific self-indulgence?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnsI_mfgTW_ArimA"},{"timestamp":1784579226,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:27:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because guilt apologises, and this does not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsntEmGfgTX6sf91D"},{"timestamp":1784579260,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:27:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you think you're in hell and shouldn't be there - that is different from thinking you're not and should","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnvJeGfgTZ_VPrC6"},{"timestamp":1784579286,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:28:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what a fucking friend you have been, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnwvr2fgTbl0Avve"},{"timestamp":1784579299,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:28:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"apparently being a friend consists of shouting over me and reality that you've been one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnxiDGfgTcYSJO8l"},{"timestamp":1784579332,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:28:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well at least i can scream abuse at you over the internet","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnzfyWfgTeVzklT5"},{"timestamp":1784579338,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:28:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is fucking cathartic, at least","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsnz6RGfgTewbv8DB"},{"timestamp":1784579348,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:29:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"at least you no longer have the impudence to defend yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsn0hNWfgTfXXcBWu"},{"timestamp":1784579354,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:29:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"thank god for small mercies, eh?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsn04qGfgTfu1ihb-"},{"timestamp":1784579369,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:29:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i can just treat this page as /dev/rage","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsn1wTGfgTgmYJa2Q"},{"timestamp":1784579719,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:35:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you know, even Edmund tries to do something decent at the end of the play","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoLINWfgT18lUWcB"},{"timestamp":1784579791,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:36:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you seriously expect to get away with doing the wrong thing for as long as you can get away with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoPgw2fgT6W1jURF"},{"timestamp":1784579819,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:36:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and then, I bet, coming to me and saying \"waaah, but I had emotions about it, don't you know?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoROTmfgT8EYyEFV"},{"timestamp":1784579862,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:37:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"won't you subordinate your liberty to my having of _emotions_? why are you so _unfair_?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoT2E2fgT-sNIY5R"},{"timestamp":1784579885,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:38:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and then you think that that constitutes victimhood rather than complete and majestic solipsism","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoVTfGfgUAJo66hT"},{"timestamp":1784579893,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:38:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fucking ridiculous","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoVv-mfgUAl7C5Im"},{"timestamp":1784579904,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:38:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"where were you when i had feelings about what you fucking did to me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoWbPmfgUBRdB8Qv"},{"timestamp":1784579908,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:38:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you were sneering at me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoWq42fgUBhCKpzQ"},{"timestamp":1784579918,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:38:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and that is where you will find me, Damien, old fucking friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoXRLGfgUCHZKoRt"},{"timestamp":1784579944,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:39:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"feeling as much pity for you as you gave and deserve","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoY4DWfgUDuGTMAM"},{"timestamp":1784579987,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:39:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and yet I know I am still going to be subjected to this demand to genuflect to your sad feelings about what you did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsobhX2fgUGXIM4fx"},{"timestamp":1784580015,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:40:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"those sad feelings are called _moral emotions_, and you should feel them, and i hope it might do you some good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsodOl2fgUIEWEZ4-"},{"timestamp":1784580039,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:40:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"guilt, shame, repentance, the whole menagerie","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoerH2fgUJhWMBf9"},{"timestamp":1784580072,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:41:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"'negativity', I think you have called them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsogqcWfgULgYEx8l"},{"timestamp":1784580112,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:41:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, you will feel negativity, and you will understand some fraction of how you made me feel, but in your case it will be deserved and in my case it was obscenely not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsojIpWfgUN-z3uft"},{"timestamp":1784580204,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:43:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I were as much of an asshole as you, i would call you mentally ill and try to have you doubt your sanity etc etc, but i am not a recreational asshole and i don't need to confect a reason for your shame","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsooueGfgUTkVpUH-"},{"timestamp":1784580365,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:46:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I were you and I were accused publicly of what I accuse you of, I would defend my good name","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsoyjO2fgUdZl6c6X"},{"timestamp":1784580382,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:46:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but then I suppose I have one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsozm1WfgUedFuD8q"},{"timestamp":1784580534,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:48:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will take great pleasure in deservedly spreading the word of what you have done, and the allegations of which you can no longer muster a denial","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilso85BGfgUnvYJ_G5"},{"timestamp":1784580600,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:50:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will spread them with the glee of Dante bringing back gossip from Hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspA8LWfgUryYF6uK"},{"timestamp":1784580976,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:56:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have previously responded angrily to these exact accusations","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspX4tWfgVCukTs2S"},{"timestamp":1784580981,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:56:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you no longer are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspYJoWfgVC-X3_h5"},{"timestamp":1784581060,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:57:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i take that as an admission unless you can tell me *and the Chernys* that I am wrong and that you have not knowingly falsified the reality of my and Oli's relationship in order to have me wrongly convicted of something I did not do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspc-K2fgVH0Tcjvv"},{"timestamp":1784581081,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:58:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if this were not true, you would have the mother of all libel cases against me, at this point, but you don't, do you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspeP9GfgVJGMumCK"},{"timestamp":1784581099,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:58:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"let's see how far I have to take this before you explain yourself to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspfYdmfgVKO1RPuM"},{"timestamp":1784581149,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:59:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"just documenting for the record that you were online 2 minutes ago, roughly when I started typing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspich2fgVNSwIO0d"},{"timestamp":1784581150,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:59:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspie2mfgVNS0xUwX","attachments":["static/photos/1552306679668412.png"]},{"timestamp":1784581168,"iso":"2026-07-20T21:59:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"before running away from me again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspjj5WfgVOaIAESo"},{"timestamp":1784581213,"iso":"2026-07-20T22:00:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you rat, snake, dog, and general hybrid of disreputable crawling animals","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilspmXHWfgVRNgR_4N"},{"timestamp":1784581261,"iso":"2026-07-20T22:01:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"kunes kai oionoi kata panta dasontai","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilsppQdmfgVUGkupbL"},{"timestamp":1784585087,"iso":"2026-07-20T23:04:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the existence of truth and falsehood and external reality is neat, isn't it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilstSxAWfgY9nOliCo"},{"timestamp":1784585098,"iso":"2026-07-20T23:04:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and how it sometimes enters into the law","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilstTd52fgY-T4B5Uv"},{"timestamp":1784585116,"iso":"2026-07-20T23:05:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it turns out you can't just say whatever outrageous lies are useful to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilstUiN2fgY_YqZyE9"},{"timestamp":1784593897,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:31:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you just going to let this stand forever, then?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils1seQ2fghXUDDvnP"},{"timestamp":1784593903,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:31:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or until the trial, at which point I suppose it gets worse and better evidenced?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils1s34mfghXt7Xnxo"},{"timestamp":1784594014,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:33:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or even when I receive disclosure from my dear old prosecution, who have already missed their deadline (which I had privately nicknamed Casemas and eagerly awaited, to the point of observing Casemas Eve) by 5 days","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils1zrE2fgheg_r18k"},{"timestamp":1784594157,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:35:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"by my count, we are currently on the sixth day of Casemas, so well past the partridge and the turtle doves and all that shit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils18WkWfghnMkunR-"},{"timestamp":1784594387,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:39:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I regard it as quite extraordinary rudeness that you are still deciding to ignore me, having read my messages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2Ka0Wfgh1RCUZ3n"},{"timestamp":1784594443,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:40:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose you plan to come to me asking for gentleness and concern in my account of you, once you are absolutely convinced there is no prospect of lying about me instead","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2Nzp2fgh4p2tfLT"},{"timestamp":1784594486,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:41:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"does moral appeal carry any weight at all with you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2QcSWfgh7SYHd23"},{"timestamp":1784594498,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:41:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you offended to be called a liar and unworthy of trust?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2RKIWfgh8AV5b9A"},{"timestamp":1784594508,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:41:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you offended to be called a perjurer?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2RxaGfgh8nlVJZQ"},{"timestamp":1784594556,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:42:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"does it upset you to be someone who presented yourself as my friend, while lying both about and to me and hoping I wouldn't find out and that you could have me imprisoned for it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2UtKGfgh_jLiRXZ"},{"timestamp":1784594668,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:44:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"did it upset you when I was distraught to the point of seriously contemplating permanent exit, less out of weepiness but out of protest at the absolute obscenity of the picture of me that you and Oli have conspired to paint?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2blWWfgiGbj9kTI"},{"timestamp":1784594679,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:44:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"did it upset you when I was distraught to the point of seriously contemplating permanent exit, less out of weepiness than out of protest at the absolute obscenity of the picture of me that you and Oli have conspired to paint? (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784594679174"},{"timestamp":1784594683,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:44:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2cdKWfgiHTXhFlg"},{"timestamp":1784594685,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:44:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2clY2fgiHbl9Tug"},{"timestamp":1784594722,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:45:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so do not fucking come to me (why do I say this? I know you will) asking for me to pity you and spare you the humiliation of confronting what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2e4ZWfgiJt7Xcsq"},{"timestamp":1784594757,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:45:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do not come to me and ask for yourself what you asked for Oli last week, that I spare him the hurt feelings of being known to have done what he has in fact done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2hAy2fgiL2dya-c"},{"timestamp":1784594787,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:46:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you fucking ... actually, there is nothing in the animal kingdom that I would liken to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2i1n2fgiNrdrSAd"},{"timestamp":1784594812,"iso":"2026-07-21T01:46:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are just a sorry disgrace","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils2kYC2fgiPN5GkK6"},{"timestamp":1784596286,"iso":"2026-07-21T02:11:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"could I ask you, the next time you draft anything to send to the prosecution, to maybe include a post-it note asking them to send us the further disclosure materials that are already quite rudely late (rude to the court, let alone us)?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils3-VumfgjpLo2Cr1"},{"timestamp":1784596321,"iso":"2026-07-21T02:12:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this appears to be something of a known problem: https://www.efbw.co.uk/site/blog/efbw-blog/case-management-in-the-magistrates-court-a-sham","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils4AbkmfgjrKqm2hA"},{"timestamp":1784596571,"iso":"2026-07-21T02:16:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and also to refrain, ideally, from trying to communicate with one another in ways that you think, rightly or wrongly, aren't preserved by applicable court orders","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils4Pth2fgj6jmPAEO"},{"timestamp":1784596649,"iso":"2026-07-21T02:17:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and, when in applicable holes, to please stop digging","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ils4UfzGfgj_WM8EUi"},{"timestamp":1784612036,"iso":"2026-07-21T06:33:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should emphasise how extremely stupid and frustrating I find this attitude that to say Oli has done something wrong is to say that he is irredeemable","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltG_m3Wfgyqczh4J4"},{"timestamp":1784612044,"iso":"2026-07-21T06:34:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is not, and if you had said much earlier that he had done something wrong and should put it right and stop digging, then he might have avoided ending up in this position","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltHAIQmfgyq-gS49L"},{"timestamp":1784612169,"iso":"2026-07-21T06:36:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You seem to think you are helping him by doing this - you have not helped him, he is not in a better position, one does not prosper by living like this, and I would appreciate it if you could stop encouraging him to and start behaving, and encouraging him to behave, like a civilised person, rather than someone who thinks that the best way to get through life is to lie, cheat, whinge, and expect everyone else to carry you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltHHtL2fgyyjb0UiG"},{"timestamp":1784612730,"iso":"2026-07-21T06:45:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would also appreciate it if you could tell the Chernys the truth, because I do not like having these recordings of Oli up on the internet","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltHp_0mfgzU1ktgzR"},{"timestamp":1784612741,"iso":"2026-07-21T06:45:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it is shameful that you have left me to choose between that and wrongful prosecution rather than tell the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltHqqKGfgzVgIqMq-"},{"timestamp":1784614530,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:15:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJX0h2fg1Cig37zh","attachments":["static/photos/2334641087075575.png"]},{"timestamp":1784614550,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:15:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJZC9Gfg1DxULs5S","attachments":["static/photos/1569554034877423.png"]},{"timestamp":1784614593,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:16:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJbtomfg1GXHkaZ6","attachments":["static/photos/1661503228483609.png"]},{"timestamp":1784614648,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:17:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is as though people were disposable single-use gadgets without replaceable batteries, rather than primates with cortexes that are capable of learning from experience, including moral and social experience and the responses of other people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJfEOWfg1J6NkOg6"},{"timestamp":1784614686,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:18:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli is not just made this way - he is made this way by you, and you have taken a clear stance in support of this behaviour rather than against it, and that has been the wrong stance and has harmed him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJhX_Wfg1MN9L04j"},{"timestamp":1784614908,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:21:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What position would he be in if you had spoken to him two months ago as a moral person rather than a defective animatronic dinosaur that can only be right or worthless and abandoned?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJu4j2fg1ZuoU93N"},{"timestamp":1784614986,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:23:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What position would he be in if you had told him to finally do the right thing, *much too late*, on May 27th, instead of what he has now done with your help and connivance and deleted messages?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJzsm2fg1eiwg6mz"},{"timestamp":1784615059,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:24:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought these letters my grandma wrote to/about me as a baby might help establish the fact that I am a real person who exists: https://baby-sam.swhra.uk/","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJ4Gg2fg1i5SVx0i"},{"timestamp":1784615102,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:25:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Maybe you can reflect on what you and Oli have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJ6wh2fg1lmgnQwG"},{"timestamp":1784615160,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have been a friend to you when you have needed one, while you have let me down and then patted yourself on the back for being a strategic genius in doing so","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJ-Tkmfg1pJnOWS-"},{"timestamp":1784615185,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:26:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then asked for my trust again, and again and again and again, like someone mashing a button and confused at why it no longer works","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltJ_1iGfg1qrknOPt"},{"timestamp":1784615270,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:27:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Mash the 'trust' button, mash the 'tell off' button, behave appallingly, mash the 'moral norms' button, reject moral norms, ???, profit\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltKE-hWfg1v0mCUaV"},{"timestamp":1784615372,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:29:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Fuck you, friend of 12 years, I will lie about you to the police, I don't owe you an explanation, good luck getting me into a courtroom, but please help me when I fall over and please don't say anything unflattering but true about me to others, or else I will complain about how dare you do that\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltKLNSmfg12DLzX5m"},{"timestamp":1784615449,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:30:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, at this point I am not appealing to morality any more, because that has been tried and failed - I am just spelling out consequences, and that I am not going to listen to moral complaints about those consequences that assume you are entitled to the status of a friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltKP7CGfg16xCjjFC"},{"timestamp":1784616083,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:41:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect probably I will have to learn the full story from your Instagram and WhatsApp logs","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltK2oRmfg2hdsDKt5"},{"timestamp":1784616109,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:41:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But that day is fast approaching","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltK4OfGfg2jECTr_Z"},{"timestamp":1784616257,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:44:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect it will be as squalid as everything else I have learned about how the two of you have behaved","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLBP8mfg2sF7iEDY"},{"timestamp":1784616281,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:44:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We have issued a preservation request for general social media stuff, incidentally, on account of what you said about sharing videos of my arrest","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLCuvGfg2tkwG4U9"},{"timestamp":1784616311,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:45:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect that too will turn up some rotten and miserable stuff that doesn't bear thinking about","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLEhq2fg2vXjjqAD"},{"timestamp":1784616378,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:46:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In the meantime, you have not responded to my follow-ups and follow-ups and follow-ups for several days","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLInSmfg2zdF_sof"},{"timestamp":1784616412,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:46:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have previously responded angrily to these same allegations","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLKsnGfg21ieVQ7z"},{"timestamp":1784616493,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:48:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I take your present silence to be an admission that you can no longer deny it, and that it is true","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLPobGfg26eXulSk"},{"timestamp":1784616546,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:49:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And as you have given up on denying it, I think you - to borrow your own words - owe me an apology","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLS20mfg29sucj95"},{"timestamp":1784616573,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:49:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't at all expect you to have the honour to give me one or to confront what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLUg0Gfg2_WekNKA"},{"timestamp":1784616656,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:50:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I will at least tell your family and friends that you think this is ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLZnp2fg3EdO0WEG"},{"timestamp":1784616682,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:51:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am fucking sick of having to do this shit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLbNYGfg3GC52nMX"},{"timestamp":1784616703,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:51:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should not have to do this for you or for Oli (much as I love him) to act like fucking civilised adults, for christ's sake","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLcdP2fg3HSvF2_7"},{"timestamp":1784617063,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:57:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really can't believe that I have allowed you to lecture me as if you were the adult in the room, when I am the only one of us who has been remotely adult","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltLybB2fg3dRAKwb5"},{"timestamp":1784617113,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:58:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have accepted what I have done wrong, and I have stood by the truth, and asked nothing more than that you do the same - instead you have lied and behaved like spoiled brats","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltL1fsWfg3gVpOQLI"},{"timestamp":1784617197,"iso":"2026-07-21T07:59:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You realise people work and set aside food and housing for the police so that they can keep people safe? It is shitty behaviour (yet more thereof) to tell lies about people and waste the police's time when you are not unsafe and not the victim of a crime","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltL6pd2fg3lfINp2O"},{"timestamp":1784617246,"iso":"2026-07-21T08:00:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You appear still to think it is ok to smugly ignore my messages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltL9nPWfg3odHwidI"},{"timestamp":1784617257,"iso":"2026-07-21T08:00:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh, fuck it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltL-RQ2fg3pHHYZBy"},{"timestamp":1784617259,"iso":"2026-07-21T08:00:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltL-avGfg3pQhsg3O"},{"timestamp":1784617260,"iso":"2026-07-21T08:01:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"parents","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltL-erGfg3pUjiYgR"},{"timestamp":1784617266,"iso":"2026-07-21T08:01:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i give up on moral appeals","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltL-zbWfg3ppYErPs"},{"timestamp":1784619161,"iso":"2026-07-21T08:32:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"aw, unbelievably pretty boy\n(i will resume the punishment stuff shortly, but god he is beautiful)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltNyfumfg5dVs9voj"},{"timestamp":1784619161,"iso":"2026-07-21T08:32:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltNygkmfg5dVwmEDs","attachments":["static/photos/1713022009844073.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1784624550,"iso":"2026-07-21T10:02:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact why don't we set up a call with *my* family","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltS7ZLWfg-mOy00lN"},{"timestamp":1784624567,"iso":"2026-07-21T10:02:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My family and perhaps the Chernys, if any of them are willing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltS8b1mfg-nR4BI51"},{"timestamp":1784624610,"iso":"2026-07-21T10:03:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you can explain there what you are choosing to do, since you're so worried that I myself am irrational or mentally ill","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltS_EXGfg-p5u2DhL"},{"timestamp":1784625124,"iso":"2026-07-21T10:12:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will ask my mum to reach out to the Cherny mum, since mums seem to have a magical power to reach out to mums","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltTedCGfg_JSxtnHX"},{"timestamp":1784625153,"iso":"2026-07-21T10:12:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And since this has all gone too far, and I have tried my best on my own","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltTgNRGfg_LDGhlV7"},{"timestamp":1784625335,"iso":"2026-07-21T10:15:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't seem to find your family, unfortunately, at least not so far, but I can try harder if need be, if you run away from talking to mine and the Chernys","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltTrWfmfg_WMXBEDF"},{"timestamp":1784625445,"iso":"2026-07-21T10:17:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually there's also Oli's family we could loop in, since my dad now seems to be great friends with bloody Antonia, for whatever reason","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltTyCe2fg_c3-BO4c"},{"timestamp":1784625505,"iso":"2026-07-21T10:18:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"A Summit of the Families to get to the bottom of what is going on in a sensible way, which I really don't think will take terribly long, and might avoid the silliness of waiting six months for a two-day court hearing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltT1tiGfg_gjQQWlx"},{"timestamp":1784625585,"iso":"2026-07-21T10:19:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am seeing my family this evening so I will propose it then - I am just sick to death of dealing with this shit from you, and I do not think this situation should be so fucking tedious to iron out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltT6mrGfg_lcbZ2hI"},{"timestamp":1784648758,"iso":"2026-07-21T16:45:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"????","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iltqA9oWfhVrzleiIn"},{"timestamp":1784681513,"iso":"2026-07-22T01:51:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"???!?!!??!?!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluJQJGWfh064m7TVn"},{"timestamp":1784681572,"iso":"2026-07-22T01:52:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you think after everything you have said to me, after all that you have asked me to trust you, you might owe me the courtesy of explaining yourself?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluJTwcWfh0-mm_8XT"},{"timestamp":1784681610,"iso":"2026-07-22T01:53:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or was your plan just to string me along as long as you could and then disappear?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluJWEVmfh1A6PK9M9"},{"timestamp":1784681621,"iso":"2026-07-22T01:53:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what a friend you have been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluJWxgmfh1BnmMcvH"},{"timestamp":1784681627,"iso":"2026-07-22T01:53:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"marvellous stuff","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluJXHKmfh1B9QSFDy"},{"timestamp":1784682254,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:04:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"by the way, dramatic vitriol aside, I am deeply hurt by what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluJ9YAGfh1oNxpB3J"},{"timestamp":1784682282,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:04:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you were the one witness to the truth, the one person I could rely on, and you refused to tell it, leaving me to be prosecuted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluJ_FSGfh1p7Ax4fn"},{"timestamp":1784682324,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:05:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will never forgive your treachery and i will never let anyone forget it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKBocGfh1seE_G-t"},{"timestamp":1784682372,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:06:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you betrayed me, you chose to lie and to be a traitor to your friend, and then you insulted me and called me mentally ill","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKElmGfh1vbPfSFs"},{"timestamp":1784682382,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:06:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and then had the gall to come to me and cry about Martin","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKFNPWfh1wDQxoin"},{"timestamp":1784682615,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:10:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you repeatedly told me not to trust reason and my senses","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKTbHWfh18-za8gr"},{"timestamp":1784682668,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:11:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought what Oli had said to Peter de Havilland (who is prescribed olanzapine, i.e. almost certainly he has a schizophrenia diagnosis) was shameful enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKWoZmfh2BeOS7vk"},{"timestamp":1784682682,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:11:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"now I know why you weren't shocked by any of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKXhZ2fh2CXHC6dW"},{"timestamp":1784682691,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:11:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the fuck is fucking wrong with you fucking people, for god's sake","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKYCz2fh2C4qMjvK"},{"timestamp":1784682807,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:13:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"auri sacra fames","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKfJPmfh2J_FspAE"},{"timestamp":1784682837,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:13:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"was i right in what i said at Bond St?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKg8RWfh2LySELuB"},{"timestamp":1784682895,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:14:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"at what point do you observe some limits of decency in your sack of the world for whatever loose change can be scraped up?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKkgAGfh2PVzQTBJ"},{"timestamp":1784682921,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:15:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i mean, for fuck's sake, i was your friend, how *dare* you do this for me just for a few quid","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKmFRGfh2Q7G1ZQF"},{"timestamp":1784682945,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:15:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you've sold your souls, you people, and you haven't even got a good fucking price for them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKnkt2fh2SaH0bDh"},{"timestamp":1784683035,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:17:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"might as well call Divy's parents' servants rich","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKtFCWfh2X6ufhif"},{"timestamp":1784683041,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:17:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because they live in Mayfair","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKtavGfh2YQnHJfa"},{"timestamp":1784683096,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:18:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"selling yourself to rich people in wildly precarious and miserable arrangements is not the same as prosperity, is it?, or else you'd be able to bring the person you love home","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKwzXmfh2bo96IeU"},{"timestamp":1784683131,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:18:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, I won't say any more, but what a fucking squalid showing yet again, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluKy5Gmfh2duvaCVr"},{"timestamp":1784683167,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:19:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"thank you for the influence you have had on the precious boy i love","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluK1FMmfh2f6-wFsU"},{"timestamp":1784683201,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:20:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"thank you for standing up for lies, whoring, and perjury rather than conscience and your friends","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluK3Lxmfh2iBdj9Hb"},{"timestamp":1784684014,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:33:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"actually, that is unfair to the decent majority of whores, most of whom whore out parts of their body, not every last remaining dreg of their soul","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluLozgGfh3TpZXHR5"},{"timestamp":1784684504,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:41:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you do not answer me, I will bloody well put up posters with your face on them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMGsn2fh3xMJyuYN"},{"timestamp":1784684530,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:42:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am done with this shit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMIVAmfh3zIxmHA2"},{"timestamp":1784684530,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:42:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do not think that you can do this and then merrily ignore me and move on to the next person","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMIVB2fh3yZLfrHz"},{"timestamp":1784684540,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:42:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will fucking haunt you, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMI72Gfh3y16e7Rl"},{"timestamp":1784684566,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:42:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you do not swear friendship, swear that you're telling the truth, lie through your teeth, and then ignore me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMKhOWfh31Wjo7JS"},{"timestamp":1784684629,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:43:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"in almost all previous ages somebody like you would be dealt with swiftly and irreversibly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMOWaGfh34IeKLvE"},{"timestamp":1784684642,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:44:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"swearing an oath meant something, and to do so dishonestly was almost inconceivable","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMPI0Gfh35r_tpIc"},{"timestamp":1784684673,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:44:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but now i suppose we let scum fester","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMRCzWfh374OVsy3"},{"timestamp":1784684716,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:45:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"well, fair enough, i don't have the energy or the wish to do you harm myself, though I wouldn't shed a tear if there were a law that did so","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMTo32fh3-bmbsUV"},{"timestamp":1784684766,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:46:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't know how you live with the knowledge that that is the kind of person you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMWuGGfh4BjRLaxH"},{"timestamp":1784684807,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:46:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i might go to prison, but prison is better than shame of that kind","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMZNv2fh4EC8i6D8"},{"timestamp":1784684830,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:47:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you can do many things to me, but you can't make me a rat like you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMaoa2fh4FduJXVH"},{"timestamp":1784685018,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:50:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMmGrWfh4Qy17zGr","attachments":["static/photos/2146604625919772.png"]},{"timestamp":1784685021,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:50:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are still ignoring me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMmSBWfh4RH9Drhj"},{"timestamp":1784685068,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:51:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is not only profoundly insulting and disgraceful, it is also, I think, confirmation that what i am saying is true and you can no longer muster an argument against it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMpKtWfh4UAXN2TP"},{"timestamp":1784685080,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:51:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no more \"rah rah rah you are mad and you owe me an apology\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMp3AGfh4Us0Nl85"},{"timestamp":1784685098,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:51:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"instead _you_ owe _me_ an apology","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMq8jmfh4VyPmV5P"},{"timestamp":1784685140,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:52:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but don't worry, I don't expect apologies from scum like you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMtgkmfh4YWSy-Rq"},{"timestamp":1784685157,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:52:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no, the way to do things is just to ignore the people you grievously wronged","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMumQWfh4ZcCROAS"},{"timestamp":1784685211,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:53:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the shame of what you have done will weigh on your lineal descendants if you ever have any, which i hope for their sake you do not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMx1-Wfh4cry5wgT"},{"timestamp":1784685242,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:54:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is the kind of thing I would be ashamed to know any grandfather of mine had done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluMzyC2fh4en0E9WO"},{"timestamp":1784685294,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:54:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there aren't many rules so very extraordinarily basic as: you don't use somebody's faith in you against him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluM26IGfh4hvwPCeE"},{"timestamp":1784685326,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:55:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is the sort of thing that marks you as barely belonging to the species","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluM44lGfh4jtmaHlf"},{"timestamp":1784685341,"iso":"2026-07-22T02:55:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"degenerate conduct","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5iluM5yEGfh4knwCM85"},{"timestamp":1784730987,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:36:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you lie about having asked Oli at the start of the year why he told me he was Albanian, and his having admitted to you that he had?: https://youtu.be/v8x0R-rlTC0?si=-p7Boqjio1M3m6er&t=1520 He had not admitted to you that he said that, at that point. He told me explicitly – in the tone of somehow having done me a favour, or long-sufferingly dealt with some problem he didn't deserve – that he had explained it to you by saying that I was mad and had made it up. That is why he was still denying it at the start of the group chats in early April: https://groups.chats.swhra.uk/#msg-1776290244769-112 Only after I responded by sending the full record of our conversation, which he had perhaps expected I would decline on principle to share even as he lied about what it contained – yet again, sword and shield, _what does he expect?_ – that he finally stopped denying it.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu4bzN2fikGZHNRnA"},{"timestamp":1784731020,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So why did you lie to me that you had obtained an explanation back in January? Why? Why have you lied your way through all of this to excuse Oli's lies and Oli's abuse of me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu4d2NGfikIrxiXEZ"},{"timestamp":1784731033,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:37:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is it just that you are extraordinarily craven and desperate for his approval?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu4eoWGfikJd8b69w"},{"timestamp":1784731045,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:37:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or Is it some other kind of thing? I genuinely don't know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu4fVUWfikKC8JMVA"},{"timestamp":1784731909,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:51:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to go through the bloody Facebook account recovery flow to get back into my account, and I am going to repeat, Damien, my public question to you again, in the presence of all of the friends we have in common","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu5UFj2fik-7Aq0u4"},{"timestamp":1784732005,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:53:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_Our community_, that is, the thing that we exist within, the thing that stops people from merely circulating through the world asking people earnestly for their trust, using them, and then discarding and ignoring them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu5Z6oGfilEoEY1dv"},{"timestamp":1784732047,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:54:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which is what you are trying to do to me, having _sworn_ to me that you weren't lying to me, having asked me to trust you, having said \"I'm your friend, Sam!\" and so forth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu5cfm2filHNBO8dI"},{"timestamp":1784732080,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:54:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you have no shame, then have no shame standing by what you've done in front of everyone else you may later ask for trust from","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu5ejDWfilJQiQMSS"},{"timestamp":1784732104,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:55:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let's do some credit referencing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu5f9u2filKzTJ3Op"},{"timestamp":1784732213,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:56:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you ever watch the Traitors, on the BBC? I watched it with my family, and I find it remarkable how they under-weight the proof value of parrhesia, of people speaking earnestly from the heart, saying \"please believe me, I am telling the truth\" in that raw voice which one only uses when one is pleading to be believed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu5mpYmfilRW_63t2"},{"timestamp":1784732335,"iso":"2026-07-22T15:58:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The contestants on that show seem to think that liars will use that voice too – they won't, not even for prize money, not most people, because once you spend that reserve of trust falsely, it is spent forever and it is not easily recoverable, and you go through the rest of your life being known as someone who would do that, and who consequently can't be trusted even if they plead for trust","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu5uGZ2filY7cuDum"},{"timestamp":1784732481,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:01:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The only people who use that voice deceitfully are junkies on the street","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu53BqmfilhvgeMBn"},{"timestamp":1784732493,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:01:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And of course you and Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu53vymfilidKIJZj"},{"timestamp":1784732570,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:02:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I will make sure you are known to have done it, Damien, and known to have either helped Oli lie to the police about me or else at the very least stood by knowingly as he did, while telling me \"good luck getting me into a courtroom lol\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu58bB2filnP0dbZz"},{"timestamp":1784732680,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:04:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Having mysteriously deleted your messages from that night, and told me that you don't remember what was discussed between Oli's first statement at midnight and his second the next day, and that it \"looks very susp\" and that you \"can't explain it\" (which, yes, it does, and no, you can't)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu6DLEWfilt4WuVsy"},{"timestamp":1784732769,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:06:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My lawyer has filed a preservation request with Meta and it is my understanding that we might have recovered those messages, or at least others – I don't really have the exact details but I am meeting with him next week – in any case it is the court or the Crown who have custody of them until the trial, not us, but at trial all this stuff _will_ come out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu6IlBmfilzaM9VIY"},{"timestamp":1784732812,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:06:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That will be on January 15th","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu6LM0mfil16T406n"},{"timestamp":1784732874,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:07:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Until then, I am now confident enough to accuse you publicly, and you seem to have lost all the confidence and indignation with which you previously disputed any such allegation even privately in this chat (\"how dare you?\", \"you owe me an apology\" etc - staggering you had the gall, really)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu6O99Wfil5rfXaKA"},{"timestamp":1784732943,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:09:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me know when you are ready to give me the almost incomprehensibly profuse and grovelling apology that you owe me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu6TNImfil97BubYS"},{"timestamp":1784733023,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:10:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Though 'apology' feels too weak a word - 'abject plea for forgiveness' is maybe a better term","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu6YDKmfimC4mauPc"},{"timestamp":1784733135,"iso":"2026-07-22T16:12:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At any rate a moral reckoning with this, rather than the arrogance of thinking you can simply ignore me, discard me, somehow avoid the fact that we are both members of a community, and move on to your next mark","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilu6e5RGfimJujIEVw"},{"timestamp":1784741684,"iso":"2026-07-22T18:34:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you still hiding?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvCotXGfiuTjaTh2o"},{"timestamp":1784741688,"iso":"2026-07-22T18:34:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You fucking rat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvCo8MWfiuTyTxWKE"},{"timestamp":1784741743,"iso":"2026-07-22T18:35:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Abyssal oceanfloor-dwelling decaying-carcass-scavenging scum","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvCsUYGfiuXKi7DiC"},{"timestamp":1784741787,"iso":"2026-07-22T18:36:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will see to it that your name is as dirt as you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvCvA0mfiuZ2pQBrd"},{"timestamp":1784748561,"iso":"2026-07-22T20:29:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you are not going to answer - appallingly - I will pick apart the transcripts of our calls the other day and I will figure out from your incompetent lies what your role has actually been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvJMadGfi03PGUTu2"},{"timestamp":1784748598,"iso":"2026-07-22T20:29:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"while resenting the fact that you, who owe me the truth and owed me it a long fucking time ago, are making me do this rather than belatedly doing the decent thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvJOsvGfi05iZwh_r"},{"timestamp":1784748715,"iso":"2026-07-22T20:31:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also sooner or later i will find and loop in your family, which is really far from impossible and i have archived the requisite social media stuff to fish through but i cba right now to risk accidentally emailing the wrong person","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvJV0GGfi1ApHMndM"},{"timestamp":1784748733,"iso":"2026-07-22T20:32:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am also going to buy some new domains in case anyone has been induced to filter away my emails","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvJW9IGfi1By_vNKR"},{"timestamp":1784748806,"iso":"2026-07-22T20:33:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i was going to promise you that I am not going to give up, but on reflection i don't think you can seriously convince yourself that there is any universe in which that is likely","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvJbYXmfi1GOSawjS"},{"timestamp":1784748858,"iso":"2026-07-22T20:34:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will stop when the full truth is understood by me and everyone else","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvJejJmfi1JZJbQSq"},{"timestamp":1784749864,"iso":"2026-07-22T20:51:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ah, I see Sam Cherny's sister (who is still one of my most recent Instagram chats) has changed her photo to one clearly taken in that house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvKb_k2fi2G1X8bPQ"},{"timestamp":1784749966,"iso":"2026-07-22T20:52:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so that settles that question, then - it is indeed their family home, which Oli did indeed misrepresent to me as somewhere he lived with Sam Cherny, Oliver Riannon, and on one occasion a third person named Chris (no surname) though he was never mentioned again, rather than with the Cherny family","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvKiLsGfi2NBelYnb"},{"timestamp":1784752601,"iso":"2026-07-22T21:36:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"remanded in custody\", you said at the end of one of our calls the other day","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvNDAxmfi4t1YnyQ5"},{"timestamp":1784752615,"iso":"2026-07-22T21:36:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"I don't want you to be remanded in custody until January\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvND3v2fi4uo1vhnj"},{"timestamp":1784752707,"iso":"2026-07-22T21:38:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"interesting choice of words, where most normal English speakers would reflexively say \"I don't want you to go to prison\" (yes I know it's more gaol than prison, but that is the way a child and someone speaking naturally would articulate the thought, and it's how, say, my aunt put it)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvNJgsmfi40VZKLqq"},{"timestamp":1784752781,"iso":"2026-07-22T21:39:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not going to be \"remanded in custody\", by the way, Damien, I'm afraid, but thank you for going to the trouble of familiarising yourself with the vocabulary","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvNOA5Wfi441XdmAo"},{"timestamp":1784752984,"iso":"2026-07-22T21:43:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"though, if I were, I would already have all the material available online so I can refer my solicitor to it and so anyone else who wants to see it can see it, which I suppose might not have been the case had I been \"remanded in custody\" earlier on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvNaY7Gfi5FMNh5AX"},{"timestamp":1784753007,"iso":"2026-07-22T21:43:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"from that I will take the lesson to be that I should make sure absolutely everything is published","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvNbzIGfi5Gn_Lhez"},{"timestamp":1784753043,"iso":"2026-07-22T21:44:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because one can't rely on things such as friends","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvNd_ZGfi5Izr23m-"},{"timestamp":1784754311,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:05:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"hi, i just wanted to check if you had managed to find words or shame yet?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvOra8Gfi6WRPsBPu"},{"timestamp":1784754348,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:05:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"any shame at what you have done?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvOtriWfi6Yh7WnYA"},{"timestamp":1784754369,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:06:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"any desire to apologise now that you can no longer get away with telling me that I should?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvOu6Cmfi6ZwVaBrT"},{"timestamp":1784754385,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:06:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"any late-emerging sign of human decency, or just emptiness?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvOv5Rmfi6avnao3T"},{"timestamp":1784754418,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:06:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"would you like to explain what the fuck you thought you were doing, and why?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvOx5t2fi6cwA_PNV"},{"timestamp":1784754451,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:07:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why did you plan to have me put in prison based on lies, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvOz8vGfi6ezI9MTU"},{"timestamp":1784754474,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:07:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"WHY DID YOU PLAN TO HAVE ME PUT IN PRISON BASED ON LIES?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvO1UGGfi6gKNrrBu"},{"timestamp":1784754487,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:08:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really feel that this is THE SORT OF MESSAGE THAT ONE FUCKING ANSWERS","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvO2Ijmfi6g-8x3Vj"},{"timestamp":1784754716,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:11:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you perhaps, Damien, old friend, think that this is going to go away on its own, and that I am going to regain my composure without justice because of your benevolent emotional-therapeutic counsel to do so? if you think that, Damien, I will gladly tell you exactly and anatomically what you can do with that particular thought","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvPEHVGfi6u9vdBiS"},{"timestamp":1784755087,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:18:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will make this so socially ruinous for you that you will bitterly regret that you chose for reasons of social benefit to do what was wrong and false rather than what was true and right","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvPavCmfi7FlH-RL_"},{"timestamp":1784755118,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:18:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"on that note, I am pleased to see that some of the Threads people (who knew there were Threads people?!) are starting to browse the YouTube stuff","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvPcp8mfi7HgScZ2j"},{"timestamp":1784755246,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:20:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it won't be a dramatic tidal wave of vindication, it will be a profusion of whispers - please remember that for the rest of your life whenever you ask yourself why somebody seemed not to like or trust you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvPkdPGfi7PTmuRU1"},{"timestamp":1784755320,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:22:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would sooner be a murderer than a perjurer, to be quite frank","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvPo_vWfi7T1605H_"},{"timestamp":1784755479,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:24:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and a traitor to your friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvPysUGfi7div7INQ"},{"timestamp":1784755489,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:24:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am so fucking disgusted at all of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvPzSpGfi7eJEwtI1"},{"timestamp":1784755494,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:24:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't know how you can live with yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvPzntGfi7ed4yrJe"},{"timestamp":1784755528,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:25:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if i were you i wouldn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvP1tJWfi7gjhLgVM"},{"timestamp":1784755555,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:25:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but that's not advice and it's not like you are troubled by moral advice anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvP3UqGfi7iLAEt7m"},{"timestamp":1784755754,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:29:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how bad is the answer? bad enough that emailing your parents won't do the trick?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvQDe42fi7uVJXHMh"},{"timestamp":1784755780,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:29:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I don't get an answer soon then I will start testing it by social pain","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvQFEomfi7v7D3chZ"},{"timestamp":1784755847,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:30:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am going to the shops","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvQJKGWfi70AZyF-w"},{"timestamp":1784755855,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:30:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will call you on here when i get back","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvQJnP2fi70drJIQe"},{"timestamp":1784755856,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:30:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvQJrhmfi70h-504K"},{"timestamp":1784755875,"iso":"2026-07-22T22:31:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am fucking done with this shit, Damien, and you owe me a hell of a lot more than this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvQK3x2fi71uE_AWM"},{"timestamp":1784764351,"iso":"2026-07-23T00:52:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvYQL2WfjD7C1yWc6"},{"timestamp":1784764367,"iso":"2026-07-23T00:52:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvYRLIGfjD8CI3fn6","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784765450,"iso":"2026-07-23T01:10:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvZTR_GfjE-I4gCo3"},{"timestamp":1784765510,"iso":"2026-07-23T01:11:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvZW79mfjFBzBvQ83","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784765642,"iso":"2026-07-23T01:14:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am deeply not impressed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvZe-8WfjFJ1GimA7"},{"timestamp":1784765674,"iso":"2026-07-23T01:14:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and have asked Jamison to ask you to get in touch, for starters, and if need be will ask others, or ask others to ask others","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvZg8BWfjFLumXG-4"},{"timestamp":1784765715,"iso":"2026-07-23T01:15:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you do not do this, read my messages, screenshot some of them, blank me, and think that is ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvZjcoWfjFOK6c_fn"},{"timestamp":1784769722,"iso":"2026-07-23T02:22:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvdX_ImfjJC2S-NoC"},{"timestamp":1784769781,"iso":"2026-07-23T02:23:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvdbo42fjJGf4X3E-","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784769877,"iso":"2026-07-23T02:24:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not happy with this, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvdhcy2fjJMS09kfK"},{"timestamp":1784769998,"iso":"2026-07-23T02:26:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To be clear, since it's 2:30am, I called you because I saw you had been online 5 minutes earlier, as reflected by my recording (since I have written code to make it possible to record Instagram calls or any other kind of contact I might ever have with you that you might lie about as well):","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvdo4FGfjJTuWb6Y_"},{"timestamp":1784770034,"iso":"2026-07-23T02:27:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvdrDfGfjJUO1lG5D","attachments":["static/videos/1358548153083185.mp4"]},{"timestamp":1784770227,"iso":"2026-07-23T02:30:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you going to ignore Jamison too? And ignore social media posts? Ignore Eimhear, maybe, or Edward, or whoever else? Everyone? Did you think this could just be isolated into me – that I would be the sacrifice, the scapegoat sent out to bear away everyone else's sins?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvd2zUmfjJhpmBdxt"},{"timestamp":1784772007,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:00:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why do you think this is ok?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvfjeZ2fjLOUjE-Ya"},{"timestamp":1784772423,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:07:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am just about willing to half-believe that Oli had lied to you about his relationship with Sam Cherny, and that only recently did you realise that was a lie (as well as the bloody IRA thing, and the Albanian/brothel/etc stuff, and whatever else)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvf83umfjLnttm63d"},{"timestamp":1784772542,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:09:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But that depends on you clearing it up now, in response to that recognition, and not later after trying to make the lie work anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvgEIJGfjLu99W8Ap"},{"timestamp":1784773451,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:24:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And it has been a fortnight since I sent my first email to the Chernys - since then, at the very latest, you have known","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvg7lKGfjMmaraWjb"},{"timestamp":1784773609,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:26:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In the only reply you ever sent, you fucking SHAMEFULLY tried to get out of giving a true account by answering the only question you could safely answer and then insinuating that I was harassing you (i.e. \"be careful or I might get you locked up for asking these questions\") - in fact you had come to me saying you were innocent and that I owed you an apology, I had said \"sure, if you can give the same account to the Chernys that you have given to me\", and you welcomed that and said you would","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvhFPJGfjMwEx6BbL"},{"timestamp":1784773670,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:27:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What do you think any decent person should think of that, Damien, or of your many attempts to call me mad, excessive, etc, for telling the truth about you and Oli, while you are presumably non-mad and non-excessive for lying to have me criminally prosecuted?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvhI_pmfjMz1Sk_Dn"},{"timestamp":1784773786,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:29:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am mad for defending myself against criminal charges and believing what the CPS says in its case file, apparently, while you and Oli are totally sane, normal, shoot-from-the-hip guys, nothing at all to see there (cf Albania, human trafficking, IRA, \"he had it corrected\", etc)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvhQB-GfjM633nkqI"},{"timestamp":1784773899,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:31:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or, alternatively, I am mad for being angry about this, because of course a normal person would be entirely unruffled, like water off a duck's back - there's nothing people love more than infidelity and wrongful prosecution","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvhW-JmfjNBzxa97o"},{"timestamp":1784773980,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:33:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or indeed the denial of objective reality by everyone they might have hoped they could rely on, and every witness to the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvhb6GWfjNGv4aXoj"},{"timestamp":1784774117,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:35:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Human beings are notoriously calm about these things","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilvhkR-GfjNPIInDLu"},{"timestamp":1784774583,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:43:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilviAtgGfjNrkaugLU"},{"timestamp":1784774643,"iso":"2026-07-23T03:44:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilviEWnmfjNvNrPB3s","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784807884,"iso":"2026-07-23T12:58:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwBxOimfjtcFYVe-A"},{"timestamp":1784807893,"iso":"2026-07-23T12:58:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwBxzKGfjtcqSySdm","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784807904,"iso":"2026-07-23T12:58:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwBycxWfjtdTs8DZU"},{"timestamp":1784807906,"iso":"2026-07-23T12:58:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwByk-2fjtda2U3ZA","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784807952,"iso":"2026-07-23T12:59:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't seem to pick up your call, not sure why","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwB1ZtWfjtgP4vyFZ"},{"timestamp":1784807956,"iso":"2026-07-23T12:59:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"one sec","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwB1mwmfjtgdGBEJh"},{"timestamp":1784807991,"iso":"2026-07-23T12:59:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us06web.zoom.us/j/83449436027?pwd=TWSaqKPDy9C88KAAbLYXQYRT8yzVIH.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwB3ymmfjtilMQqjB"},{"timestamp":1784808013,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:00:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"recording as I always will be regardless of the means of contact, but I will try to be reasonable in how I share it if you want to keep irrelevant bits private","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwB5F0Gfjtj8AaDm3"},{"timestamp":1784808084,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:01:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fyi here is what happened with your Instagram call:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwB9apGfjtoJQlIF5"},{"timestamp":1784808150,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:02:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCBcrmfjtoZGNkB3","attachments":["static/videos/2056338268328289.mp4"]},{"timestamp":1784808159,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:02:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"not sure if that is somehow due to my recording code, but, if so, Instagram calls are untenable until I fix my recording code, or else forever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCCCGGfjts4PKTLU"},{"timestamp":1784808325,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:05:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will wait on this Zoom call: https://us06web.zoom.us/j/83449436027?pwd=TWSaqKPDy9C88KAAbLYXQYRT8yzVIH.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCMJKGfjt22w9JVz"},{"timestamp":1784808356,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:05:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the other week I made it to about nine hours of waiting, which was fun","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCOET2fjt46h_L8A"},{"timestamp":1784808376,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:06:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i'll have to post the audio on YouTube at some point as a sort of John Cage thing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCPRxmfjt6II7V7y"},{"timestamp":1784808426,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:07:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(speaking of which: my old friend Malcolm has the original score for the John Cage silence thing, which I find hilarious, that there is a score)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCSUGGfjt9JojQkl"},{"timestamp":1784808499,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:08:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think it is conceivable that your part in this has been less bad than the worst possible reading, or at least has been in some way morally intelligible as a sequence, but it is growing less intelligible after 2 weeks and counting in which you have clearly known that Oli has been in a relationship with Sam Cherny and have kept not telling the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCWyQmfjuBouBBwL"},{"timestamp":1784808595,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:09:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you trying to get me on a call that I can't record? Was that the intention behind calling me on Instagram?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCcoVWfjuHenAa5a"},{"timestamp":1784808626,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:10:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can you see why I might not want to have a conversation with you that I can't record? You have tried to deny and misrepresent even conversations that *were* recorded","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCehNWfjuJXdSF5A"},{"timestamp":1784808664,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:11:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am being criminally prosecuted, you have shown a willingness to lie and, in particular, to accuse me of harassment, menace, etc - I don't think you can come to me and expect the privilege of speaking off the record","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCg3K2fjuLthQyu0"},{"timestamp":1784808702,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:11:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have done enough of that and it is time to give me an account that you are willing to be known by others to have given me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCjLDmfjuOBIReeI"},{"timestamp":1784808819,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:13:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Am I going to have to wait all day again, Damien? I am meant to be going out and meeting someone, I would be very appreciative if we could do this now rather than more of this bollocks","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCqT4WfjuVKJV50_"},{"timestamp":1784808878,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:14:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you have done enough of treating me as if I am not owed an explanation and as if my time is infinite and insignificant","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCt5NWfjuYvVY4d5"},{"timestamp":1784808930,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:15:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is how I will henceforth explain you to others, haha:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCxD9mfjub5-_xtx"},{"timestamp":1784808933,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:15:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwCxPumfjucDdh8DJ","attachments":["static/photos/1673147543768558.png"]},{"timestamp":1784809557,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:25:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am extremely disappointed by this, and will keep trying to call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDXXamfjvCNzj5AC"},{"timestamp":1784809577,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:26:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And keep asking friends why you lied to police to try to have me locked up and now won't explain yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDYkRWfjvDagmg2Q"},{"timestamp":1784809622,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:27:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, not lied to police yourself, but supported that whole project of perjury, refused to bear witness to what you knew other than to me privately, and told me \"good luck getting me into a courtroom lol\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDbSTmfjvGIpiI8_"},{"timestamp":1784809632,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:27:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How you thought any of this was even remotely OK is quite beyond me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDb8EmfjvGyKqGxM"},{"timestamp":1784809647,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:27:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDc18GfjvHtDJJ7T"},{"timestamp":1784809653,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:27:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDdNJGfjvIENXzs1","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784809665,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:27:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDd9JWfjvI0LNoY8"},{"timestamp":1784809725,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:28:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDhnCGfjvMeJ0goB","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784809774,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:29:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDkk-WfjvPb-Jqct"},{"timestamp":1784809782,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:29:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDlDOmfjvP6L3Nui","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784809805,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:30:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you on this call?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDmfHmfjvRU_WqO6"},{"timestamp":1784809812,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:30:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If so, I can't hear you - not sure what is going on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDm6LGfjvRv3WkP3"},{"timestamp":1784809890,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:31:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us06web.zoom.us/j/87451883997?pwd=lVfG44blfx9gRopVyGTBbYM0FIdkeN.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDrr9GfjvWfLmT0d"},{"timestamp":1784810016,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:33:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either something is wrong/deliberate at your end, or my call recording code is interfering with Instagram calls, in which case I'm not going to take the Instagram call off the record","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwDzXSmfjveNUJtIT"},{"timestamp":1784810034,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:33:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It seems you are not willing to join a Zoom call on the record","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwD0e02fjvfVJ8rni"},{"timestamp":1784810046,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:34:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I don't think you can seriously ask me to trust you off the record","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwD1LQWfjvgBlP711"},{"timestamp":1784810071,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:34:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"At this point I am not going to so much as think about you without a dictaphone on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwD2taWfjvhjl6ENL"},{"timestamp":1784810117,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:35:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because, with respect, you have misrepresented the record again and again, including things that *were* recorded but which you presumably hope people won't bother to listen to (e.g. the stuff about Davenport / human trafficking emails)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwD5i4WfjvkZIH4wW"},{"timestamp":1784810159,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:35:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or the Facebook group chats about my and Oli's relationship, or your memory of the past few months, or indeed the messages you deleted, which you remembered and remember perfectly well but have lied to me about","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwD8HI2fjvm7u3-L8"},{"timestamp":1784810221,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:37:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is what happens when you do this stuff: I am not willing to have a conversation that you can lie about and I can't correct you, *particularly* when you have repeatedly threatened to accuse me of harassment-type crimes for asking questions","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwD_5MGfjvqvFkyRx"},{"timestamp":1784810268,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:37:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"With due and at this point mostly undue respect, I think it is time for you to tell me a truth that you are willing to stand by having told me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwECuCmfjvtj0o4Cf"},{"timestamp":1784810298,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:38:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you are not, then you are telling me that you plan to tell me something that you don't want to admit having told me, and ... well, what the fuck do you expect me to make of that?!?!?!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEEmQGfjvvclpvIT"},{"timestamp":1784810323,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:38:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, for fuck's sake, you cannot go on like this, it has to stop","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEGFu2fjvw7_alXr"},{"timestamp":1784810359,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:39:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am leaving this Zoom call because I expect yet again you are not going to join it and not going to say anything, and I am *not* going to take calls off the record, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEIULmfjvy1sBjVl"},{"timestamp":1784810590,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:43:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to upload these latest messages to damien.chats.swhra.uk and will share this with our friends","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEWX1Gfjv_D7HYjB"},{"timestamp":1784810616,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:43:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because you are not going to do this to me and remain thought of by others as someone who wouldn't do this to a friend, just out of my politeness and decency which is stratospherically unequal to yours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEX-smfjwCx0I8gN"},{"timestamp":1784810835,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:47:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwElV-WfjwQLq3g1Y","attachments":["static/photos/1445086167409645.png"]},{"timestamp":1784810835,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:47:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, why have you reacted to this with the 'men wrestling' emoji....?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwElVX2fjwQLm7JGe"},{"timestamp":1784810905,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:48:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"???","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEpmZmfjwUcpQ0HM"},{"timestamp":1784810905,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:48:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEpmlGfjwUctxL_B","attachments":["static/photos/974548552275404.png"]},{"timestamp":1784810914,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:48:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This isn't really funny to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEqLjWfjwVB6tpNY"},{"timestamp":1784810951,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:49:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You and Oli have conspired to perjure yourselves to lie about me to have me sent to prison so I couldn't tell his other boyfriend that he was cheating on him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEsbD2fjwXRYh0YF"},{"timestamp":1784810981,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:49:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is unforgiveable, and this is not a funny joke","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEuR22fjwZIH6Wrt"},{"timestamp":1784811056,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:50:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If there were things you didn't know, or things you thought you did know but didn't, then you need to say so _now_, or ideally two weeks ago when it became clear that you knew about the Oli-Cherny relationship and yet continued to lie to me about theirs and to them about ours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwEy0MWfjwdpzrqcl"},{"timestamp":1784811092,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:51:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For two weeks and counting you have plainly been aware and have still tried not to contradict Oli's perjurious account","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwE1BVGfjwf3owPZI"},{"timestamp":1784811114,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:51:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And not only not to contradict it, but to mislead me about the reality and about his account so I'd be less able to defend myself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwE2Zc2fjwhPsOAj_"},{"timestamp":1784811155,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:52:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Again this is abhorrent and you need to explain yourself, not just send meaningless emoji reacts to my messages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwE43BGfjwjrC3w5G"},{"timestamp":1784811273,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:54:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I do not really find this to be an adequate response to what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFAD0mfjwq6HzTPm"},{"timestamp":1784811273,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:54:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFAGRGfjwq6KrNTo","attachments":["static/photos/1345925731072185.png"]},{"timestamp":1784811316,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:55:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But perhaps it is the only response you can give at this point","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFCt-2fjwti2o_1s"},{"timestamp":1784811401,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:56:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The response that you really need to give is to the Chernys with me copied in (or to the Chernys and forward it to me if that's easier – the DKIM/attestation aspect is the same either way), now that you plainly know what Oli is telling them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFH3cmfjwytZSR9g"},{"timestamp":1784811483,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:58:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"⏰","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFM6ymfjw3wtifay","reactions":["💣"]},{"timestamp":1784811484,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:58:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFM81Gfjw3wvoUv8","attachments":["static/photos/2107663046772793.png"]},{"timestamp":1784811506,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:58:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(to use your preferred emoji style; tr.: \"tick tock\")","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFOU3mfjw5KzHJBC"},{"timestamp":1784811539,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:58:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 💣 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784811539983"},{"timestamp":1784811572,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:59:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no, not as in a bomb, but as in \"it has been two weeks already and your failure to do this has moral and legal significance that is accumulating day by day\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFSVlWfjw9L5RYOA"},{"timestamp":1784811573,"iso":"2026-07-23T13:59:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFSYxGfjw9L9KnT3","attachments":["static/photos/829713453441986.png"]},{"timestamp":1784811600,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:00:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, for the record, in case my export code fails to capture it or removes the react, this was the message you reacted to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFUCPWfjw-4allfV"},{"timestamp":1784811601,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:00:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFUFO2fjw-4e_ocB","attachments":["static/photos/1517187246186164.png"]},{"timestamp":1784811616,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:00:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or [in case] you remove the react*, I meant, sorry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFVALWfjw_2cNtuK"},{"timestamp":1784811642,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:00:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I think you have admitted it already, haven't you, by this point, so maybe you can try to explain why you did it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFWm3WfjxBdDUyk_"},{"timestamp":1784811995,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:06:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 👹 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFsHfAAAAAAAAAMb"},{"timestamp":1784812026,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:07:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the fuck is this shit, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFuEAGfjxY5_PSEl"},{"timestamp":1784812027,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:07:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFuFK2fjxY6AuwHz","attachments":["static/photos/1063403722709414.png"]},{"timestamp":1784812027,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:07:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFuFSmfjxY6COxLY","attachments":["static/photos/1377465287638686.png"]},{"timestamp":1784812085,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:08:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You need to explain and you need to explain now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFxohmfjxce6uI5l","reactions":["🤐"]},{"timestamp":1784812099,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:08:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 🤐 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwFyf5AAAAAAAAAJN"},{"timestamp":1784812140,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:09:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't see what message you laughed at, but I ... I do not even know what to fucking say about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwF1A4Wfjxf3EmzKA"},{"timestamp":1784812141,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:09:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwF1B0Gfjxf3JL0ZA","attachments":["static/photos/2198446944273556.png"]},{"timestamp":1784812185,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:09:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am adding all these messages to the long record of what you have said and done, and I will ask our friends very seriously what they think of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwF3wFGfjximhdk8M"},{"timestamp":1784812221,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:10:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You seem to have thought that you could get away with doing all of this to me, making me the bearer of everyone's sins, and that nobody would ever know except me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwF59XWfjxkze3ZmX"},{"timestamp":1784812519,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:15:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address in less time than this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGMGrWfjx284V8RJ"},{"timestamp":1784812519,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:15:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGMHGGfjx286v7mr","attachments":["static/photos/1402760331951275.png"]},{"timestamp":1784812549,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:15:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(wrote it on the train with a cold, iirc)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGN9rGfjx40L-K15"},{"timestamp":1784812588,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:16:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sorry, don't mind me, please resume explaining why you tried to have me wrongfully imprisoned to cover up Oli's infidelity and lies","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGQT92fjx7KWZttS"},{"timestamp":1784812652,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:17:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam this is been very sad for me. I don’t know what to do, you’re on a fixation loop. You’re getting more and more unwell. Oliver is not in any relationship he never has been. I wouldn’t lie or conspire against you. I’ve spoken to several people about these messages, and they’re equally disturbed and upset. You’re having a nervous breakdown, and if you won’t get help. The only thing I can do is report of this to the police and hope they will do something, you aren’t safe to yourself or anyone else involved. You’ve treated me appalling me. And I want you to be well!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGURXmfjx_IgdAec"},{"timestamp":1784812690,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:18:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK, so you'll email the Chernys and me now to confirm what you have told me, that Oli and I were in a relationship until at least April 18th ish?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGWia2fjyBY2dLm7"},{"timestamp":1784812714,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:18:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you promised several times and then didn't; you then promised if I wrote you an email you would send it, and you didn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGYAuWfjyC3OPNVt"},{"timestamp":1784812722,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:18:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you said I \"owed you an apology\" and would have to give you one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGYgamfjyDW1NLeN"},{"timestamp":1784812725,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:18:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you owe me one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGYuGWfjyDkIHvuF"},{"timestamp":1784812733,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:18:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’ve invented everything about the Chernys","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGZL1mfjyEC7esqR"},{"timestamp":1784812735,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:18:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"a pretty fucking abject apology, Damien, old friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGZU-mfjyELIgl-I"},{"timestamp":1784812755,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:19:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there is a record, and people have brains - this is not good enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGahH2fjyFXZ7fo-"},{"timestamp":1784812776,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:19:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"will you email the Chernys as you have continually promised to (also on the record), or will you not?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGby2GfjyGo5LYi2"},{"timestamp":1784812783,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:19:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"spoiler: you will not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGcOaWfjyHELOvcN"},{"timestamp":1784812842,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:20:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what do you think anyone will make of this, Damien? calling me mentally ill and threatening to have me locked up (not sure how those are consistent stances but oh well) is not going to work any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGf312fjyKt7VKtZ"},{"timestamp":1784812894,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:21:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and frankly, after crying to me about my supposedly having accused you of doing this to Martin (I briefly made a very qualified comment to Alex Camm - qualified in the sense of limited - saying that the atmosphere of lies might not have _helped_), I am disappointed that you are presently trying to do it to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGjAv2fjyN2ucnil"},{"timestamp":1784812905,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:21:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"is this the person you would like to think of yourself as being, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGjrVWfjyOhp3eVh"},{"timestamp":1784812916,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:21:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you owe me the truth, you owe the Chernys the truth, and this needs to stop, now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGkW_mfjyPNUU8_F"},{"timestamp":1784812919,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:21:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Don’t message again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGkiMGfjyPZMijxT"},{"timestamp":1784812937,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:22:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"sure, I will just tell all of our friends what you are still trying to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGlqxGfjyQhRYI8x"},{"timestamp":1784812947,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:22:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and show them the record of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGmRF2fjyRHfgWBi"},{"timestamp":1784812957,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:22:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what a friend you are, Damien, what a friend you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGm4lGfjyRvAYUJ5"},{"timestamp":1784812968,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:22:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there is a place in hell for you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwGnjGmfjySZn3MlL"},{"timestamp":1784813689,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:34:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://damien.chats.swhra.uk/#msg-ig-1784812690027","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHTjuGfjy-VxbFrd"},{"timestamp":1784813734,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:35:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that remains my question, and your email remains much promised and never sent, because you know that Oli is lying, you know that Oli has been carrying on two relationships at once, and yet you have conspired to have me locked up on the false account that I am a stalker","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHWQeWfjzA6L3E28"},{"timestamp":1784813741,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:35:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for trying to tell Sam Cherny the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHWusWfjzBWGGyo9"},{"timestamp":1784813795,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:36:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"his mother is consequently presumably intending to perjure herself to the effect that I tried to break into her house, tampered with her lock, etc, thinking that I (a random stalker, remember) would not know about her second CCTV camera that covers that area and that she didn't mention and hasn't supplied footage from","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHaBd2fjzErS9lza"},{"timestamp":1784813820,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:37:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"she is going to have a lovely time when asked about that and about these messages in court, in which you and Oli have tried to mislead her and her family about what has been going on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHbiT2fjzGYq4o_J"},{"timestamp":1784813851,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:37:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you think my reaction has been intemperate, which it really hasn't been in the circumstances, then I think their (justified) reaction is going to be quite something","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHda2GfjzIRMS57r"},{"timestamp":1784813900,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:38:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you owe me a bloody good account of yourself and an apology *now*, indeed long ago, and if you think you are going to get out of it with the \"mental illness fixation blah blah blah\" routine then you can fucking well think again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHgbpGfjzLSBTe6g"},{"timestamp":1784813951,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:39:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Your version of it. Which isn’t true and you’ve harassed so many people","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHjhyGfjzOY4sStm","replyText":"for trying to tell Sam Cherny the truth","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHWusWfjzBWGGyo9"},{"timestamp":1784813969,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:39:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I gave him a list of dates, to be specific, on which I met Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHkm4GfjzPc5eJ8w"},{"timestamp":1784813999,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:39:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will repeat those dates here for the record (I added more at the end of my monologue but let me grab the ones I wrote down in my initial speaker's notes)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHmdd2fjzRKeo75R"},{"timestamp":1784814025,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:40:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHoCh2fjzSxRMF47","attachments":["static/photos/1352825316916317.png"]},{"timestamp":1784814060,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:41:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so that was my 'version of' the truth, specifically so that he could check it against his own, to avoid this deranged \"reality is subjective, nothing is trustworthy\" bollocks that you and Oli try to pull","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHqNXmfjzVDb5d3U"},{"timestamp":1784814122,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:42:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if he distrusted my version of the truth, then he could say to himself \"was I with Oli on these dates? did I know where he was on at least some of them? was he provably somewhere other than with Sam? or do these dates coincide suspiciously with the dates (and times) when he left the house to go somewhere slightly mysterious or suspicious?\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHt-HWfjzY0RPGPi"},{"timestamp":1784814179,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:42:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol why does it matter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHxbhmfjzcSNMnq9"},{"timestamp":1784814184,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:43:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s untrue anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHxvlmfjzcmb_FfC"},{"timestamp":1784814186,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:43:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are now refusing to say to the Chernys what you have always known, Damien, _old friend_, about my and Oli's relationship, because you know and have plainly known _at least_ for two weeks (since your cagey half-reply to my first email) that Oli was carrying on a second relationship with Sam Cherny while also carrying one on with me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHx3ymfjzcuOlahB"},{"timestamp":1784814194,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:43:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re just being a troublemaker","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHyXTmfjzdOcuFjZ"},{"timestamp":1784814202,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:43:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are a disgrace","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHy4X2fjzduWbJGd"},{"timestamp":1784814202,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:43:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Marks of a stalker","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHy4dWfjzdvfrJw9"},{"timestamp":1784814219,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:43:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll go to the police soon","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwHz4l2fjzevj0Ktx"},{"timestamp":1784814225,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:43:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and I will make sure that the record of this conversation haunts you for the rest of your squalid days on earth, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH0RGmfjzfHjGcAw"},{"timestamp":1784814240,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:44:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you were my friend, and you betrayed me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH1JIWfjzf_aKq1Y"},{"timestamp":1784814248,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:44:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no amount of complaining about my anger will erase that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH1pEGfjzgdH-MpU"},{"timestamp":1784814254,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:44:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If your parents and family won’t do anything and watch you get sicker and sicker","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH2AOmfjzg3W-dOq"},{"timestamp":1784814263,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:44:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is revolting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH2jvGfjzhaB0aKt"},{"timestamp":1784814268,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:44:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i really don't know what to say about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH26L2fjzhvunVUX"},{"timestamp":1784814273,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:44:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i can't be bothered to reply","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH3Nc2fjziDkvfS3"},{"timestamp":1784814275,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:44:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Having you arrested is at least better for\nYour well being","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH3R5mfjziJCo-I_"},{"timestamp":1784814281,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:44:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is shameful, Damien, and you should know better than this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH3s-2fjziir5xTV"},{"timestamp":1784814288,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:44:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you owe me a proper answer, not this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH4IKGfjzi-qMvck"},{"timestamp":1784814303,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:45:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sorry it’s come to this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH5CTGfjzj5X9VX-"},{"timestamp":1784814306,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:45:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you also owe the Chernys one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH5NNmfjzkC8EK4h"},{"timestamp":1784814341,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:45:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so stop this disgrace, pull yourself together, and explain why you did what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH7UkmfjzmK8xLRt"},{"timestamp":1784814381,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:46:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why did you tell me that Oli had \"corrected\" the prosecution file's statement that he was in a relationship with Sam Cherny (his \"new partner\")?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH9y0mfjzopILtET"},{"timestamp":1784814398,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:46:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why did you tell me he proved this by sending you the email as (conveniently) a \"disappearing screenshot\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH-1Omfjzprj1aAd"},{"timestamp":1784814439,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:47:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why did you promise me you would email the Chernys and me giving us the same account, and then not do so, and then promise you would do it, and then not do it, and then ask me to write an email for you and promise you'd send it, and then I did and you didn't send it and still haven't, etc etc etc ad nauseam?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIBWB2fjzsME3edb"},{"timestamp":1784814466,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:47:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are not going to get out of this by sending this nauseating faux-concerned mental illness drivel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIC_Emfjzt1LInM9"},{"timestamp":1784814484,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:48:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so knock it off and explain yourself, properly, now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIEEaWfjzu6hLe6Q"},{"timestamp":1784814534,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:48:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have accused you publicly, and I will continue to accuse you on this basis, of conspiring to have me wrongly imprisoned on a false account","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIHHpmfjzx-FyNTA"},{"timestamp":1784814583,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:49:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I invited you to correct that account by giving the true account you gave to me also to the Chernys (whom you reply-all-ed to once but you answered only the one question I asked that wasn't about this), and you haven't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIKE_Gfjz07LmqR6"},{"timestamp":1784814636,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:50:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also invited you to bring a libel claim if you felt I was libelling you by giving this account publicly under your full name (https://damien-mcmullen.swhra.uk/) and you also haven't, nor have you threatened to, nor have you corrected the account, which I said would satisfy me and stop me from republishing the allegations at least quite so urgently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwINU2mfjz4HUucjT"},{"timestamp":1784814652,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:50:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have done none of that, because you have no argument on truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIOTfWfjz5JxX1VR"},{"timestamp":1784814678,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:51:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you *have* lied to me, you have lied to the Chernys, and you have supported Oli's perjurious account knowingly and said to me, on here, on the record, \"good luck getting me into a courtroom lol\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIP5omfjz6v5xFMy"},{"timestamp":1784814690,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:51:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that quotation should be written on your tombstone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIQnyWfjz7eIm1cw"},{"timestamp":1784814725,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:52:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwISv9Wfjz9lrbXiT"},{"timestamp":1784814730,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:52:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwITFuWfjz98oIn0G","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784814742,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:52:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(*when you die a natural death after a long life etc etc*, I hasten to add, lest you make another insincere fucking threat to have me locked up for some supposed threat or some supposed impertinent question)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIT1ZWfjz-rqkwEY"},{"timestamp":1784814749,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:52:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The family your scaring and harassing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIUOh2fjz_FfGWdN","replyText":"you also owe the Chernys one","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwH5NNmfjzkC8EK4h"},{"timestamp":1784814751,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:52:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also your call is again not working, I'm afraid","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIUX_Gfjz_OX6Mqa"},{"timestamp":1784814763,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:52:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Damien, I am done with this crap","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIVHvmfjz_9m7pVp","replyText":"The family your scaring and harassing","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIUOh2fjz_FfGWdN"},{"timestamp":1784814776,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:52:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If you are not sectioned","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIV3D2fj0AuGvQxt","replyText":"(*when you die a natural death after a long life etc etc*, I hasten to add, lest you make another insincere fucking threat to have me locked up for some supposed threat or some supposed impertinent question)","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIT1ZWfjz-rqkwEY"},{"timestamp":1784814776,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:52:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if they are scared of me on a true account of my relationship with Oli, you can give them one,","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIV6V2fj0AwebmSX"},{"timestamp":1784814779,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:52:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the one you gave me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIWFq2fj0A8CIdfC"},{"timestamp":1784814784,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:53:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you can stop this appalling, shameful talk","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIWZbGfj0BPXlD8W"},{"timestamp":1784814788,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:53:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I will try to have you arrested for your own wellbeing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIWogGfj0BfnGkFq"},{"timestamp":1784814792,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:53:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am disgusted by what you have become, honestly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIW2cmfj0Bscj7yf","replyText":"If you are not sectioned","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIV3D2fj0AuGvQxt"},{"timestamp":1784814799,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:53:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i can't even be bothered to be as angry as I should be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIXSjWfj0CIrnzh_"},{"timestamp":1784814803,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:53:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am just deeply revolted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIXhj2fj0CX19bsm","reactions":["❤"]},{"timestamp":1784814806,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:53:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Liked a message","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIXtLwAAAAAAAADY"},{"timestamp":1784814810,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:53:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am sorry that this is what you've become","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIX-Tmfj0C0ifdJh"},{"timestamp":1784814816,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:53:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Bye","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIYUoWfj0DLwellF"},{"timestamp":1784814834,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:53:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will share this with all our friends, and i will ask them what they think of what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIZcFmfj0ESWg4Hv"},{"timestamp":1784814854,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:54:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and my website remains up until you correct me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIaq82fj0FhPFzz8"},{"timestamp":1784814855,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:54:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The ones that have told me to go the police","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIar4Gfj0Fi5-hlD"},{"timestamp":1784814867,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:54:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"yeah, ok, Damien, I'm a bit exhausted by this act","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIbc5Wfj0GS6ZC1D"},{"timestamp":1784814876,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:54:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if they have said that, then I will absolutely and especially show them the record, yes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIb9ymfj0G0KE8nH"},{"timestamp":1784814892,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:54:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am extremely disappointed in you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIc_wWfj0H2BDHyz"},{"timestamp":1784814904,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:55:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you know perfectly well why i am","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIduVGfj0Ikcgprn"},{"timestamp":1784815003,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:56:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIjuh2fj0OlfcvXX"},{"timestamp":1784815030,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:57:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIlZm2fj0QQnglF0","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784815036,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:57:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Spineless yet again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIlxnGfj0QowtkeZ"},{"timestamp":1784815042,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:57:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that briefly connected, made a strange noise, and then disconnected","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwImJj2fj0Q_1qyVD"},{"timestamp":1784815047,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:57:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i'll start a Zoom call, one sec","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwImadWfj0RQfLG8Q"},{"timestamp":1784815052,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:57:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do not talk to me like this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwImvQGfj0Rk4C1RX","replyText":"Spineless yet again","replyToId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIlxnGfj0QowtkeZ"},{"timestamp":1784815070,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:57:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us06web.zoom.us/j/85617624104?pwd=HViaxlxJM8oK43KroxPPMNaUp6buZX.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIn2tWfj0SpPjTXR"},{"timestamp":1784815075,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:57:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there you go, i'm there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIoIB2fj0S-TVf2V"},{"timestamp":1784815150,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:59:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"are you not willing to talk on the record, Damien, eh?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIssx2fj0Xi670NO"},{"timestamp":1784815178,"iso":"2026-07-23T14:59:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"after all your talk about having me arrested, being harassed, \"don't message me\", \"I'm scared of you\", you want to have a nice little off-the-record talk?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIucRmfj0ZSY1IaO"},{"timestamp":1784815202,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:00:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"keep things nice and private, so you can lie about them, and don't have to have it known what you said to me or what I said to you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIv5kmfj0av0RSgw"},{"timestamp":1784815212,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:00:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"please join the Zoom call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIwe32fj0bU8QkpI"},{"timestamp":1784815216,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:00:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the record won't kill you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIwxYWfj0bnjYLFU"},{"timestamp":1784815232,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:00:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For what do you can say nasty stuff","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIxv3Gfj0cm2rRRQ"},{"timestamp":1784815242,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:00:42+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Shameful Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIyTdWfj0dKWFJ24"},{"timestamp":1784815243,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:00:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why would i record if I wanted to say nasty stuff??","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIyazGfj0dRAk77Z"},{"timestamp":1784815254,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:00:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"just stop this crap, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIzC7Wfj0d5I_Tgt"},{"timestamp":1784815257,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:00:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this has gone on long enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwIzRCGfj0eHJabIp"},{"timestamp":1784815290,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:01:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"talk to me, i will be as reasonable as I humanly can be, I won't scream at you, it will be ok, and we can talk properly and you can record it as well if you want - i will give you the full recording if you want alternatively","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwI1O7Gfj0gE9w77q"},{"timestamp":1784815319,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:01:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you know that i didn't edit or remove anything last time, except for those 20 seconds that I bleeped out for reasons we both recall and which have nothing to do with me or you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwI3AzGfj0h2nb2A7"},{"timestamp":1784815343,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:02:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so please stop insulting me, because that is *not* what the situation calls for from you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwI4fVGfj0jVVSmKL"},{"timestamp":1784815384,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:03:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am waiting on that Zoom link: https://us06web.zoom.us/j/85617624104?pwd=HViaxlxJM8oK43KroxPPMNaUp6buZX.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwI7AV2fj0lxQAd_c"},{"timestamp":1784815461,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:04:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you don't want me to publish the whole thing, we can find some middle ground where i don't publish the whole thing instantly but put it online encrypted so I can attest to its integrity later if necessary, and for now publish nothing beyond whatever might need to be published given whatever we discuss","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwI_tR2fj0qjLTqdh"},{"timestamp":1784815489,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:04:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"look, I don't know, and I think I have been reasonable enough to you and bent over backwards to accommodate your moral discomfort at a predicament that *you put yourself in*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJBZCGfj0sPFkbsF"},{"timestamp":1784815540,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:05:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I weren't so unrelenting and undeterred by your shameful attempts to make me feel i was mentally ill to believe what the CPS was saying to me, etc etc, we would be in a very different situation and one in which, as we have seen, you would be far less considerate of my feelings than i currently am of yours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJEiIWfj0vYTv55T"},{"timestamp":1784815563,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:06:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you don't remotely deserve the grace I am extending to you, and I think it might be a late-emerging sign of decency to at least stop insulting me now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJF6Bmfj0wwPf_De"},{"timestamp":1784815628,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:07:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and also to stop making me wait and spend my days trying to coax and persuade you into giving the explanation and apology that you owe me after what you have done, which has been appalling","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJJ6J2fj00vhrNja"},{"timestamp":1784815790,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:09:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are not going to get out of this by mashing the 'haha mental illness, why so upset at infidelity and false criminal accusations?' button","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJTzHWfj0-pKyPIr"},{"timestamp":1784815804,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:10:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are lucky that I am _anywhere fucking near_ as calm as I am, Damien, frankly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJUqQ2fj0_gYU_nx"},{"timestamp":1784815853,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:10:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"given this fuckery that you have tried to do to me, and which you _know_ you have tried to do, and are terrified to speak to me on the phone about, probably partly because I am recording but partly because a phone call forces you to hear my voice, to speak, and to actually face what you are trying to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJXobWfj1CeaJ5gl"},{"timestamp":1784815898,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:11:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am still waiting: https://us06web.zoom.us/j/85617624104?pwd=HViaxlxJM8oK43KroxPPMNaUp6buZX.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJaZHmfj1FL8eTnV"},{"timestamp":1784816033,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:13:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what, Damien, is going to happen when we reach the trial?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJilGmfj1NbEuW4j"},{"timestamp":1784816113,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:15:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what is going to happen when the prosecution's _presumably non-'corrected'_ further disclosure comes in (which is already a week overdue – I gather this is common for the CPS)?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJnddWfj1QY9alZ1"},{"timestamp":1784816148,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:15:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what then for your \"I wasn't refusing to tell the Chernys about you and Oli - there is no Cherny relationship, and Oli has corrected that mistaken claim, and I was merely refusing to send my repeatedly-promised account to both you and the Chernys because ... reasons\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"mid.-cAAAN4eT3h5ilwJpoamfj1UduoyV_"},{"timestamp":1784816177,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:16:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do you then carry on refusing? and on what grounds exactly?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816177167"},{"timestamp":1784816226,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:17:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"gosh, it would have been so much easier if Oli and you had succeeded in getting me locked up on remand for my short email saying I forgave him, wouldn't it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816226864"},{"timestamp":1784816287,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:18:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"then I wouldn't have been able to ask you all these difficult questions that you can't answer, or to access all the evidence I can now, or to investigate in the same way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816287292"},{"timestamp":1784816321,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:18:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you came so close to getting your friend of 12 years imprisoned as a stalker for trying to warn Oli's other boyfriend about his double life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816321090"},{"timestamp":1784816332,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:18:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"close but no cigar, eh, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816332539"},{"timestamp":1784816343,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:19:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"_old friend_","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816343326"},{"timestamp":1784816364,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:19:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to leave this Zoom call, because you're clearly not going to join it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816364565"},{"timestamp":1784816518,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:21:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am going to upload these messages to the damien.chats.swhra.uk site, i am going to share that record with our friends along with the record of my conversation with oli (oli.chats.swhra.uk), my Zoom calls with you (in which you promised many times that you'd send one consistent account by email to both me and the Chernys), and the prosecution file (mg3.swhra.uk)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816518636"},{"timestamp":1784816565,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:22:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"those records together tell the whole story, though you don't need to read them, because it is a story you know and have always known, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816565111"},{"timestamp":1784816569,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:22:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ever since you told me in March that you were glad Oli and I had worked it out because we were made for each other","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816569693"},{"timestamp":1784816607,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:23:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ever since you told me in May that Oli didn't want the relationship to be over, but was \"pissed off\" about my telling others about it, and that if the group chats stopped then he would talk to me again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816607115"},{"timestamp":1784816656,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:24:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ever since the group chats did not become over, because what I wanted was for him to tell the truth, not for me to have contact with him - I _had_ contact until I insisted on truth, and he, via you, offered me contact again if I abandoned truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816656340"},{"timestamp":1784816689,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:24:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"aaaand ever since he then went to the police to call me a stalker, and you told me it \"wouldn't have happened if I hadn't kept badgering him\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816689421"},{"timestamp":1784816704,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:25:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I wonder if you'd like to stand by those words now, Damien, or if it's perhaps not so fun when you're on the back foot","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816704264"},{"timestamp":1784816740,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:25:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have to refused from the beginning to correct Oli's false account, and by this point your refusal has become so obvious that it is practically poking itself into the back of my retinas","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816740291"},{"timestamp":1784816796,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:26:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you now owe me an explanation and an apology whose required abjection is impossible to describe with the ordinary facilities of language","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816796856"},{"timestamp":1784816850,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:27:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have known all along what you were doing, you still did it, it didn't trouble you then, but it troubles you now that it might become known","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816850167"},{"timestamp":1784816873,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:27:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that is called shame - it is a moral emotion, and it is good for you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816873238"},{"timestamp":1784816882,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:28:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i am not going to save you from it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816882966"},{"timestamp":1784816920,"iso":"2026-07-23T15:28:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to stop talking now - I suggest you go away, think hard, and come back with a more serious tone, Damien - good bye","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784816920214"},{"timestamp":1784830139,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:08:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you going to tell the truth, Damien, having promised many times to do so, or are you going to keep lying to have me wrongfully imprisoned? The question is really as simple as that. I do not need any more drivel about my mental health or my anger, and you should count yourself bloody lucky that my anger and my 'mental health' are what they are. You have had plenty of time over the past two months to pass judgement on my every reaction to what you and Oli have done. You have had great fun doing that. You are not going to do it any more.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784830139280"},{"timestamp":1784830433,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:13:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In plain English: send the email you promised to send, or else I will tell everyone what you are trying to get away with, you slimy, lying, cowardly, treacherous piece of shit, I cannot *believe* you fucking presumed to pass judgement on me or to call yourself my friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784830433931"},{"timestamp":1784830606,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:16:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam I don’t want you to go to prison. It’s the last thing I want. You’re not well Sam.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784830606221"},{"timestamp":1784830637,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:17:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Send the email, Damien, I have no time for this crap","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784830637209"},{"timestamp":1784830659,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:17:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You promised to do so many times - now do it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784830659263"},{"timestamp":1784830672,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:17:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no interest in your slimy bollocks about mental fucking health, so please kindly spare me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784830672810"},{"timestamp":1784830704,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:18:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What’s it going to achieve Sam? Will you stop all this?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784830704071"},{"timestamp":1784831466,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:31:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why would I be saying it, if I didn’t care. I don’t want this for you!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784831466868"},{"timestamp":1784832444,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:47:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not interested in this crap, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784832444431"},{"timestamp":1784832452,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:47:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just send the fucking email","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784832452057"},{"timestamp":1784832458,"iso":"2026-07-23T19:47:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This has gone on long enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784832458809"},{"timestamp":1784838208,"iso":"2026-07-23T21:23:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you don't email them now, adequately and non-shiftily (which I will judge), I am going to send them the whole unprocessed Zoom files (10GB or so which I have on iCloud in a zip file and can send them a link to download), which, for reasons I will explain to Sam Cherny, are extremely implausible to argue that I faked (I still don't fully understand how their codec works, to be honest, and I have analysed it)\n\nThe cost of that is that it includes what you said about Oli in those twenty seconds I bleeped out, which I don't relish, but both you and he are plainly arguing – you MUST and CAN ONLY be arguing – that the stuff on YouTube is in some way inauthentic, and the whole original raw streams, for precisely the reason that I and anyone else would have no fucking clue how to remove or alter those twenty seconds of audio, are demonstrably authentic\n\nPlease just tell the truth first - I'll give you some minutes, I'm popping out to the shops","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784838208856"},{"timestamp":1784907007,"iso":"2026-07-24T16:30:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Still being a rat, I se","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784907007666"},{"timestamp":1784907008,"iso":"2026-07-24T16:30:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"e","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784907008623"},{"timestamp":1784907023,"iso":"2026-07-24T16:30:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did we ever try to civilise Ireland?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784907023082"},{"timestamp":1784907047,"iso":"2026-07-24T16:30:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Perhaps it would have been better had we left well enough alone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784907047223"},{"timestamp":1784907120,"iso":"2026-07-24T16:32:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can make bombs but not promises, apparently: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpq82dg0y3qo","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784907120798"},{"timestamp":1784907163,"iso":"2026-07-24T16:32:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Come friendly bombs, I say","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784907163298"},{"timestamp":1784909589,"iso":"2026-07-24T17:13:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, I am just listening back to our main conversation about this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOd0hsbyAHQ&list=PLf6DCuNmELvw&index=5","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784909589579"},{"timestamp":1784909594,"iso":"2026-07-24T17:13:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which I will share more widely","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784909594686"},{"timestamp":1784909634,"iso":"2026-07-24T17:13:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And thank you for confirming, at the very least, what I was still at least somewhat tentative about at the time of that conversation, and am now certain about, which is that he has been in a relationship with Sam Cherny while also being in a relationship with me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784909634000"},{"timestamp":1784909672,"iso":"2026-07-24T17:14:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will prepare for the case on that basis, and it will be fun having my lawyer cross-examine Cherny's mother on that basis and present to her the mountains of effort devoted to lying to me and to her","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784909672283"},{"timestamp":1784909724,"iso":"2026-07-24T17:15:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Contrary to the CPS's simple case that I should have known, we have Oli's statements, ten hours of calls with you in which you have been instructed by Oli to tell me that he's not going out with Sam Cherny, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784909724519"},{"timestamp":1784909740,"iso":"2026-07-24T17:15:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It will be fun to ask *why* he instructed you to tell me that he was not going out with Sam Cherny","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784909740722"},{"timestamp":1784909781,"iso":"2026-07-24T17:16:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All of this will be very fun, and it will be fun to look at your messages and to investigate this in the intervening time and to reconstruct what has gone on here","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784909781491"},{"timestamp":1784909791,"iso":"2026-07-24T17:16:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good material for a book, at least, as Jacques said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784909791836"},{"timestamp":1784909813,"iso":"2026-07-24T17:16:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't know when the CPS are planning to send their next bundle but hopefully soon","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784909813668"},{"timestamp":1784925156,"iso":"2026-07-24T21:32:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784925156890"},{"timestamp":1784925171,"iso":"2026-07-24T21:32:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784925171115","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784946569,"iso":"2026-07-25T03:29:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As a side note, you could have ended it here, with no publication of messages, with no months-long campaign, with none of any of this, by responding like a morally sane person and decent friend rather than ... whatever the fuck you've become: https://damien.chats.swhra.uk/#msg-fb-4","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784946569024"},{"timestamp":1784946597,"iso":"2026-07-25T03:29:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will eternally regret that you chose otherwise","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784946597184"},{"timestamp":1784946600,"iso":"2026-07-25T03:30:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So will you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784946600071"},{"timestamp":1784946602,"iso":"2026-07-25T03:30:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Good night","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784946602572"},{"timestamp":1784948006,"iso":"2026-07-25T03:53:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way, why do you think I escalated the group chats?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784948006131"},{"timestamp":1784948012,"iso":"2026-07-25T03:53:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why does anyone escalate anything?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784948012785"},{"timestamp":1784948019,"iso":"2026-07-25T03:53:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I escalated because YOU FAILED","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784948019784"},{"timestamp":1784949674,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:21:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And failed not only me, but Oli too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949674802"},{"timestamp":1784949789,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:23:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He has done awful, unforgivable things with your support, and I will write the full history of this and you will deserve it - you could have done otherwise but didn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949789918"},{"timestamp":1784949826,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:23:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no words for what you have put me through, but I will find some, because I have borne it alone and I am not going to bear it alone any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949826476"},{"timestamp":1784949832,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:23:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should never have done this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949832017"},{"timestamp":1784949843,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:24:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why the hell did you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949843939"},{"timestamp":1784949846,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:24:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I trusted you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949846246"},{"timestamp":1784949918,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:25:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This has been the most disturbing and evil thing I have ever experienced or witnessed and it has made me want to kill myself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949918481"},{"timestamp":1784949952,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:25:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have had an unbearable constant dull headache just from the fuckedupness of the situation i've been living","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949952513"},{"timestamp":1784949963,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:26:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i genuinely do not know how you could do what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949963524"},{"timestamp":1784949975,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:26:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is incomprehensible to me and i cannot imagine doing this to someone who was my friend and trusted me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949975917"},{"timestamp":1784949977,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:26:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784949977147"},{"timestamp":1784950030,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:27:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and don't tell yourself it was fine because i am angry","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950030789"},{"timestamp":1784950063,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:27:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am angry and bitter after two months of how you have treated me, and god knows how long of how Oli treated me with YOUR COMPLETE FUCKING SUPPORT AND NOT A WORD OF CRITICISM","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950063580"},{"timestamp":1784950070,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:27:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i came to you hopeful that you would be decent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950070455"},{"timestamp":1784950114,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:28:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"here, way back here, Damien, old friend: https://damien.chats.swhra.uk/#msg-fb-32","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950114355"},{"timestamp":1784950125,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:28:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or, even earlier, here: https://fb-group-args.swhra.uk/#msg-1776215915157-24","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950125584"},{"timestamp":1784950138,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:28:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you can see my writing is almost normal back then","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950138266"},{"timestamp":1784950150,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:29:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"as if talking to a friend, a decent person, a normal human, someone i could trust","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950150781"},{"timestamp":1784950167,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:29:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how i write right now is how i write TO YOU, to someone like who you have turned out to be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950167919"},{"timestamp":1784950171,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:29:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"remember that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950171787"},{"timestamp":1784950233,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:30:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for three months or so you have made every choice despicably","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950233289"},{"timestamp":1784950241,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:30:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i have suffered the complete inversion of the moral universe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950241952"},{"timestamp":1784950254,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:30:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"due substantially to you - i am not even so fucking angry at Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950254481"},{"timestamp":1784950262,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:31:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how DARE you do what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950262231"},{"timestamp":1784950289,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:31:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you be the one witness to the truth, the one person who was in a position to stop all this at THE VERY BEGINNING, and blame your failure on ME","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950289312"},{"timestamp":1784950298,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:31:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and whinge about me escalating","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950298413"},{"timestamp":1784950303,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:31:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FUCKING NEEDED TO","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950303354"},{"timestamp":1784950324,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:32:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"YOU could have stopped that, YOU could have been decent, and instead it has had to go on this fucking long because of YOU","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950324243"},{"timestamp":1784950333,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:32:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do not DARE to criticise me ever again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950333715"},{"timestamp":1784950343,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:32:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the FUCK were you EVER thinking?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950343644"},{"timestamp":1784950365,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:32:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what was going through your mind? how did you think this was ever ok?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950365020"},{"timestamp":1784950371,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:32:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you OR oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950371635"},{"timestamp":1784950404,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:33:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he is a precious creature and he has done this with YOUR support and YOUR approval, and you know it, and do not ever wriggle out of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950404078"},{"timestamp":1784950418,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:33:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do not say it made no difference - if it made no difference, why the fuck did you give it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950418352"},{"timestamp":1784950431,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:33:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also if it made a difference, why the fuck did you give it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950431369"},{"timestamp":1784950449,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:34:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you do this, and how dare you then blame it on me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950449421"},{"timestamp":1784950485,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:34:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you complete moral failure of a person, i can't think of anything more despicable, it has been a living hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950485608"},{"timestamp":1784950509,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:35:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and don't ever fucking cry to me about Martin again after what you have said and done to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950509301"},{"timestamp":1784950510,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:35:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950510002"},{"timestamp":1784950510,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:35:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950510729"},{"timestamp":1784950511,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:35:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950511611"},{"timestamp":1784950771,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:39:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and, even now, i can promise Oli would not have done this to you had i been in your position and you in mine","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950771444"},{"timestamp":1784950789,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:39:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"because WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING??","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950789561"},{"timestamp":1784950800,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:40:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"WHY DID YOU DO THIS?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950800762"},{"timestamp":1784950803,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:40:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"WHY?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950803474"},{"timestamp":1784950816,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:40:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you will fucking answer that question, so help me god","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784950816589"},{"timestamp":1784951364,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:49:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have offered to Edward to have a three-way conversation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784951364800"},{"timestamp":1784951368,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:49:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suggest we do that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784951368219"},{"timestamp":1784951421,"iso":"2026-07-25T04:50:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and I suggest you finally explain yourself, and why you did this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784951421323"},{"timestamp":1784952678,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:11:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and perhaps we can all listen to this call, and you can tell me why you told me off for being 'angry' and 'unfair' while saying nothing to Oli: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljhHiTC2hjM","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952678189"},{"timestamp":1784952681,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:11:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the fuck is wrong with you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952681189"},{"timestamp":1784952685,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:11:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"literally what is wrong with you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952685025"},{"timestamp":1784952692,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:11:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why have you done this to someone i love?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952692115"},{"timestamp":1784952711,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:11:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is YOUR fucking slug influence on him that does this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952711066"},{"timestamp":1784952720,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:12:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what is wrong in your soul?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952720432"},{"timestamp":1784952753,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:12:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how dare you do or say any of these things?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952753580"},{"timestamp":1784952757,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:12:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that is not a rhetorical question","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952757342"},{"timestamp":1784952764,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:12:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i seriously look forward to you explaining yourself to me properly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952764246"},{"timestamp":1784952881,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:14:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i hate you and i will never forgive you or this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952881036"},{"timestamp":1784952885,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:14:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i miss the Oli I love","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952885672"},{"timestamp":1784952891,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:14:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i miss that sweet boy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952891788"},{"timestamp":1784952893,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:14:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fuck you to hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952893805"},{"timestamp":1784952950,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:15:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i should never have gone near you and neither should he","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784952950258"},{"timestamp":1784953015,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:16:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you amoral money-worshipping friend-betraying prostitute whatever the fuck you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953015642"},{"timestamp":1784953104,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:18:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and do not dare to cite my rage and grief as justification for what you did to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953104331"},{"timestamp":1784953144,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:19:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and for what you tried to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953144619"},{"timestamp":1784953159,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:19:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i genuinely cannot think of anything worse than you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953159043"},{"timestamp":1784953167,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:19:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"not even the Serbs my late friend Lars killed in Bosnia","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953167432"},{"timestamp":1784953225,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:20:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i could go on for days","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953225265"},{"timestamp":1784953233,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:20:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"how the fuck did you ever think this was ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953233184"},{"timestamp":1784953254,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:20:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you should not have done this, and this should never have happened, and i am sick to my stomach to live in a universe where it has","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953254269"},{"timestamp":1784953306,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:21:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"go read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philoctetes_(Sophocles_play)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953306288"},{"timestamp":1784953309,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:21:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"go watch the play","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953309951"},{"timestamp":1784953314,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:21:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i have mentioned it since the beginning","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953314142"},{"timestamp":1784953328,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:22:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you are like that main character, Neoptolemus, if he didn't have A FUCKING CONSCIENCE","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953328775"},{"timestamp":1784953337,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:22:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"WHY DID YOU DO THIS?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953337314"},{"timestamp":1784953338,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:22:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ANSWER ME","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953338989"},{"timestamp":1784953346,"iso":"2026-07-25T05:22:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you WILL fucking answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784953346279"},{"timestamp":1784975164,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:26:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784975164282","attachments":["static/photos/954617717498820.png"]},{"timestamp":1784975187,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:26:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"there you go, that is you - not the Serbs, but the Dutch","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784975187228"},{"timestamp":1784975210,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:26:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"I'm your friend, I'm looking out for you, don't worry, I've got your back\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784975210964"},{"timestamp":1784975233,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:27:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Which one lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784975233764"},{"timestamp":1784975617,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:33:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"on the right","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784975617129"},{"timestamp":1784975894,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:38:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"funnily enough Lars's description of the Dutch at Srebrenica transfers pretty well to how you've treated me:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784975894668"},{"timestamp":1784975899,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:38:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784975899220","attachments":["static/photos/1994913727882986.png"]},{"timestamp":1784975948,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:39:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i really struggle to be even minimally friendly here, and i'm not sure i should be","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784975948712"},{"timestamp":1784975974,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:39:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am giving you more moral comfort than you ever gave me when you were wronging me and acting as though i was dirt on your shoe","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784975974528"},{"timestamp":1784976028,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:40:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you tried to have me sent to prison for reasons you yourself admitted were bullshit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976028563"},{"timestamp":1784976047,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:40:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have never said a thing to Oli, while criticising me about my every little reaction","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976047228"},{"timestamp":1784976085,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:41:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what do you expect me to think of you, after what you've tried to do to me, and how you've treated me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976085559"},{"timestamp":1784976089,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:41:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i would love an answer to that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976089770"},{"timestamp":1784976100,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:41:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i would also love AN ANSWER TO THE CHERNYS","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976100784"},{"timestamp":1784976142,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:42:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i think you have lied about me for long enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976142925"},{"timestamp":1784976165,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:42:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i think i have asked you enough times to say the thing that i NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAD TO FUCKING ASK YOU TO SAY","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976165888"},{"timestamp":1784976173,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:42:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"jesus fucking christ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976173561"},{"timestamp":1784976186,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:43:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the fuck has happened here? why did you do this?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976186666"},{"timestamp":1784976189,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:43:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"why?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976189127"},{"timestamp":1784976248,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:44:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"for fuck's sake, just do what you always should have done without being asked","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976248533"},{"timestamp":1784976365,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:46:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if I have to wait longer I will copy in more of your and our friends - this has remained private long enough - please start behaving in a way that you are willing to stand by","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784976365042"},{"timestamp":1784977015,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:56:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Have you heard from Eimhear btw","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784977015140"},{"timestamp":1784977025,"iso":"2026-07-25T11:57:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was wondering how she was getting on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784977025390"},{"timestamp":1784977553,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:05:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"dear god","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784977553387"},{"timestamp":1784977553,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:05:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please stop lying about me before coming to me as my friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784977553392"},{"timestamp":1784977553,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:05:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In other words, SEND THE EMAIL YOU PROMISED TO SEND TO THE CHERNYS","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784977553408"},{"timestamp":1784977553,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:05:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't fucking do this endlessly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784977553442"},{"timestamp":1784977880,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:11:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I just feel like you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how friendship and trust work","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784977880568"},{"timestamp":1784977932,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:12:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you cannot act as my enemy, tell me you owe me no account of yourself, behave appallingly, and then come to me and try to push the 'invoke friendship' button as if it will still always work","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784977932195"},{"timestamp":1784977974,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:12:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it doesn't work now, and it won't work UNTIL AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST YOU ARE NOT IN THIS PRESENT MOMENT TELLING LIES ABOUT ME TO SEND ME TO PRISON, FOR FUCK'S SAKE","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784977974766"},{"timestamp":1784978017,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:13:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"saying fucking 'darling' does not erase that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978017676"},{"timestamp":1784978080,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:14:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"please, for fuck's sake, would you do the thing that you are eventually going to fucking have to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978080357"},{"timestamp":1784978091,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:14:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"the thing you have promised to do many times","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978091494"},{"timestamp":1784978109,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:15:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"namely, telling the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978109160"},{"timestamp":1784978239,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:17:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i know it is TERRIBLY upsetting to Oli, who is lying about me, but i'm afraid he doesn't have an absolute right to lie to the police to have me prosecuted so as to tidy up interpersonal messes of his own making","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978239014"},{"timestamp":1784978247,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:17:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"he in fact has precisely *no* right to do that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978247075"},{"timestamp":1784978260,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:17:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you need to get a fucking grip, christ, how has it taken this long?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978260230"},{"timestamp":1784978290,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:18:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this should not have got anywhere near this fucking point - if it is embarrassing now, then that is on you two, i'm afraid","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978290823"},{"timestamp":1784978344,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:19:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but you are not going to get away with making me bear the cost of your and his mistakes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978344011"},{"timestamp":1784978348,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:19:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"as you have tried to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978348118"},{"timestamp":1784978453,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:20:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli needs to tell Sam Cherny what has happened, and at the very least you need to tell the Chernys what you know, or else this is going to drag on, it is not going to get any less embarrassing to admit, Sam Cherny is going to carry on living in a lie that I doubt he will be very happy about, and Mrs Cherny may well perjure herself if she tries to say in court what she said in her witness statement, believing that I am a random stalker and that I don't know enough to embarrass her account","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978453814"},{"timestamp":1784978500,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:21:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not going to be made to bear the consequences of what Oli has done, and what you have supported him in doing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784978500333"},{"timestamp":1784979456,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:37:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAMIEN WOULD YOU DO THE FUCKING THING YOU SAID YOU WOULD DO AND TELL THE TRUTH","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979456619"},{"timestamp":1784979465,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:37:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"BEFORE WE ALL DIE OF OLD AGE","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979465804"},{"timestamp":1784979511,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:38:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979511250"},{"timestamp":1784979512,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:38:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"CHRIST","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979512285"},{"timestamp":1784979549,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:39:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF TOLERANCE DO YOU FUCKING EXPECT FROM ME?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979549948"},{"timestamp":1784979573,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:39:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"YOU ARE PERJURING YOURSELVES TO TRY TO HAVE ME WRONGFULLY IMPRISONED","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979573004"},{"timestamp":1784979573,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:39:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"THIS IS TEN MILES BEYOND THE LINE","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979573062"},{"timestamp":1784979585,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:39:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"TELL THE TRUTH AND STOP THIS, NOW","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979585357"},{"timestamp":1784979618,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:40:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am NOT going to be made to bear the cost of YOUR AND OLI'S FUCKING CHOICES","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979618416"},{"timestamp":1784979685,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:41:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if he wanted his lovely arrangement with Sam Cherny for money, then he should have BEEN FAITHFUL TO THAT FUCKING ARRANGEMENT, and not expected also to have me, my loyalty, my infinite patience, and my willingness to go to prison rather than HIM TELL THE TRUTH","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979685959"},{"timestamp":1784979718,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:41:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have clearly come to expect a lot of mercy and a lot of loyalty from me but this is too far and this needs to stop NOW, and now is already far fucking later than it should have been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979718560"},{"timestamp":1784979768,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:42:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no more trying to make this about me, and no more trying to shift it onto me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979768373"},{"timestamp":1784979768,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:42:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you made your bed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979768494"},{"timestamp":1784979769,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:42:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lie in it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979769723"},{"timestamp":1784979770,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:42:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or stop lying in it, and tell the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979770656"},{"timestamp":1784979784,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:43:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"enough of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979784973"},{"timestamp":1784979798,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:43:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it needs to end and it needs to end now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979798315"},{"timestamp":1784979847,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:44:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If told the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979847898"},{"timestamp":1784979856,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:44:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re lying to get out of prison","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979856563"},{"timestamp":1784979860,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:44:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"not the prosecution but the lies - the prosecution now has a mind of its own and will go where it will, and the assault ought to be punished, but the lies need to stop and the Chernys need to be prevented from perjuring themselves out of decency towards someone who is in fact completely lying to them and lining them up for a godawful fucking legal predicament","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979860091"},{"timestamp":1784979876,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:44:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no, Damien, this stops now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979876050"},{"timestamp":1784979889,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:44:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you said you would send an email giving an account of what you knew about my and Oli's relationship, and you are going to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979889469"},{"timestamp":1784979892,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:44:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Does it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979892103"},{"timestamp":1784979895,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:44:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979895147"},{"timestamp":1784979896,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:44:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and you are not going to talk to me like this any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979896973"},{"timestamp":1784979909,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:45:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How come?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979909751"},{"timestamp":1784979916,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:45:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is disgraceful that you are talking like that now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979916533"},{"timestamp":1784979943,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:45:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"let's call Edward","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979943724"},{"timestamp":1784979948,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:45:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and talk about it with Edward","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979948614"},{"timestamp":1784979954,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:45:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"who I think is living in moral reality","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979954795"},{"timestamp":1784979976,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:46:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Jacques has one foot in moral reality too, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979976431"},{"timestamp":1784979986,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:46:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t even think you believe Oli is an a relationship I think you just want me to message the family, to annoy even more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784979986218"},{"timestamp":1784980005,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:46:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What do you want the family to chuck Oli out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980005485"},{"timestamp":1784980006,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:46:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i want you to do what you promised, Damien, and to stop disgracing yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980006560"},{"timestamp":1784980012,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:46:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And then he’ll come back to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980012065"},{"timestamp":1784980018,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:46:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It will never ever ever happen","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980018259"},{"timestamp":1784980024,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:47:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You will never see him again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980024627"},{"timestamp":1784980027,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:47:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"stop making me ask you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980027572"},{"timestamp":1784980027,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:47:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you said you would do it - now do it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980027607"},{"timestamp":1784980032,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:47:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"After the way you have behaved","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980032237"},{"timestamp":1784980032,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:47:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will write you an email if you like","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980032765"},{"timestamp":1784980083,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:48:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but i am not going to be lied about and prosecuted just because Oli fears that a true account of what he did would have him thrown out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980083711"},{"timestamp":1784980114,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:48:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i'm afraid that was his decision when he did it, and i am not going to bear the cost of his choices to the extent of going to prison so that he can carry on in nice housing after lying to everyone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980114119"},{"timestamp":1784980136,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:48:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this situation has become morally unhinged enough - you need to tell the truth and stop talking to me in this appalling way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980136681"},{"timestamp":1784980147,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:49:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Have you thought about taking up gardening?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980147971"},{"timestamp":1784980158,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:49:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s lovely this time of year","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980158280"},{"timestamp":1784980216,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:50:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you should have told the truth in the first instance - i should never have had to ask you to tell the truth, and i certainly shouldn't have had to spend weeks chasing up after you promised me you would finally do so","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980216813"},{"timestamp":1784980274,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:51:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you promise to do something, you do it - and frankly, when the thing in question is telling the truth about matters that are relevant to someone's criminal prosecution, you fucking do it regardless","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980274769"},{"timestamp":1784980291,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:51:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what the fuck is the matter with you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980291119"},{"timestamp":1784980494,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:54:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"hmm, i sent messages which seem not to have sent, so i will repeat what i said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980494878"},{"timestamp":1784980546,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:55:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"which is that i am going to speak to Edward and ask what he thinks of this, because he is a morally serious person who is housing you and presumably in the belief, which he seems always to have had, that you are better than this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980546577"},{"timestamp":1784980568,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:56:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am not saying you are worse than this, or better than this, or ... i am tired of the good person / bad person thing, but i am saying that you are behaving shamefully","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980568285"},{"timestamp":1784980573,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:56:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and have done so for the past two months","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980573576"},{"timestamp":1784980606,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:56:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should never have needed to ask and plead and chase and remind and be promised and failed and called mentally ill for reminding you of your promises, etc etc, for you to TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980606892"},{"timestamp":1784980709,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:58:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"what i have long suspected - that you know perfectly well that Oli has carried on a relationship with Sam Cherny while also carrying on a relationship with me - is now more or less undeniable, isn't it? or are you still carrying on the absurd pretence of denying it, Damien? what is the excuse now? that they will collapse under the weight of your single email? that i will slaughter them all out of rage when you prove that i am (as seems so terribly likely right now) wrong? would you just stop the fucking lies? christ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980709265"},{"timestamp":1784980751,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:59:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is not my job to be prosecuted for something i didn't do because Oli decided he was entitled to Sam Cherny's loyalty and also to mine, while being loyal to neither of us","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980751143"},{"timestamp":1784980758,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:59:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"that is not how human moral life works","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980758190"},{"timestamp":1784980792,"iso":"2026-07-25T12:59:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if he wants the loveless relationship for money, then he doesn't get the love of his life relationship too, or if he does then both of them are going to be rightly pissed off when they find out what's been going on","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980792729"},{"timestamp":1784980808,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:00:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am sick of being told that it is my job to clean up the mess","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980808835"},{"timestamp":1784980810,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:00:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"it is not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980810173"},{"timestamp":1784980823,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:00:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"tell the truth, now, please, because this has gone on too long and i am sick of asking","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980823225"},{"timestamp":1784980845,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:00:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you owe me an unbelievably abject and grovelling apology, but the first and least thing you can do is stop lying","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784980845005"},{"timestamp":1784981108,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:05:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981108594"},{"timestamp":1784981114,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:05:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981114608","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784981121,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:05:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981121111"},{"timestamp":1784981123,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:05:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981123630","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1784981212,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:06:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Instagram calls aren't working for me even when not recording","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981212513"},{"timestamp":1784981213,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:06:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"one sec","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981213555"},{"timestamp":1784981232,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:07:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us06web.zoom.us/j/83841004654?pwd=qBa7f2vIs0iUbz7gKPsosQKxef9CpV.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981232464"},{"timestamp":1784981346,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:09:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK, I assume you're not joining, and I don't really have anything to say anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981346701"},{"timestamp":1784981365,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:09:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was calling you because you decided to ignore my message and go offline","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981365995"},{"timestamp":1784981382,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:09:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I am not fucking doing this any more, Damien, you need to send the message you said you would send","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981382473"},{"timestamp":1784981407,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:10:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Enough squirming and enough bullshit, do you understand? Send it, now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981407135"},{"timestamp":1784981445,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:10:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have had weeks of this bullshit, while you have tried to claim moral credit in advance for your willingness to tell the Chernys the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981445178"},{"timestamp":1784981449,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:10:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are not willing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981449861"},{"timestamp":1784981456,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:10:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know they are in a relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981456548"},{"timestamp":1784981476,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:11:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And because you know that, you have lied to me and lied about me and threatened to perjure yourself or to avoid bearing witness at all","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981476298"},{"timestamp":1784981484,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:11:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is disgraceful and it needs to stop","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981484307"},{"timestamp":1784981487,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:11:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"NOW","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981487260"},{"timestamp":1784981490,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:11:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"FOR FUCKS SAKE DAMIEN","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981490462"},{"timestamp":1784981507,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:11:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am a tolerant fucking person but I have had it up to here with your shit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981507347"},{"timestamp":1784981530,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:12:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"do as you promised, and tell the truth, and stop the bullshit","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981530649"},{"timestamp":1784981600,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:13:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am otherwise going to set up a group call with Edward and we can all three of us discuss this, since you think you can act like some little feudal lord to me and that everyone else will think you are a decent person","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981600237"},{"timestamp":1784981608,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:13:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"enough of the compartments","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981608269"},{"timestamp":1784981620,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:13:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"As you please","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981620134"},{"timestamp":1784981626,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:13:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sick in bed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981626136"},{"timestamp":1784981632,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:13:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is the last thing I need","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981632456"},{"timestamp":1784981641,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:14:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"oh you can write a fucking email for christ's sake","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981641331"},{"timestamp":1784981646,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:14:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"stop being so pathetic and stop lying","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981646290"},{"timestamp":1784981662,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:14:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have argued with me, threatened me, etc etc for the last half hour or so","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981662688"},{"timestamp":1784981679,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:14:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"just stop being such a fucking unctuous and deceitful fucking disgrace","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981679817"},{"timestamp":1784981711,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:15:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol as if I’m going to respond to this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981711778"},{"timestamp":1784981715,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:15:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Charming","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981715367"},{"timestamp":1784981722,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:15:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have not earned charm","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981722606"},{"timestamp":1784981728,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:15:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Perhaps you should go to prison","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981728786"},{"timestamp":1784981729,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:15:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"frankly you're lucky i'm being as polite as i am","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981729560"},{"timestamp":1784981740,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:15:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will call with Edward and speak to you, Damien, because this is shameful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981740963"},{"timestamp":1784981755,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:15:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"this is fucking revolting behaviour, and you need to tell the truth and keep your word","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981755124"},{"timestamp":1784981762,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:16:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re a horrible peado who enjoys getting. Young boys addicted to drugs","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981762179"},{"timestamp":1784981767,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:16:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What good are you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981767153"},{"timestamp":1784981777,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:16:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Now go away","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981777283"},{"timestamp":1784981794,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:16:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Go to prison I’m sure you’ll catch up with old friends there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981794039"},{"timestamp":1784981801,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:16:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i will call you back with Edward, Damien - in fact i might go to see him, because i'm at a loose end today, if he's around","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981801506"},{"timestamp":1784981803,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:16:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"let's see","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981803961"},{"timestamp":1784981820,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:17:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"but i have had far more than enough of this disgrace from you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981820729"},{"timestamp":1784981836,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:17:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Lmao","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981836031"},{"timestamp":1784981872,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:17:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Should I publish the chats to everyone’s where you’re asking 14 y/o to ask his younger friends for explicit images","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981872690"},{"timestamp":1784981882,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:18:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"yes, sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981882316"},{"timestamp":1784981887,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:18:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are the police investigating for that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981887932"},{"timestamp":1784981897,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:18:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"whatever i have ever said, i am fine with your publishing it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981897462"},{"timestamp":1784981900,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:18:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i don't remember that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981900761"},{"timestamp":1784981901,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:18:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll let Edward know :)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981901691"},{"timestamp":1784981914,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:18:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha yeah sure you are Sam","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981914660"},{"timestamp":1784981941,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:19:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"also, that guy wasn't 14, he was 17 - i thought he was 15, which was a lapse that i feel uncomfortable about, but I stand by or at least i won't hide from anything i've ever said","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981941857"},{"timestamp":1784981961,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:19:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol the lengths you’ll go to to twist the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981961852"},{"timestamp":1784981966,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:19:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli already sent that to my parents at the beginning of all of that - we discussed it on the calls on YouTube, and, as I said there, I never complained about his sending it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981966880"},{"timestamp":1784981974,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:19:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just fuck off and live an honest life","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981974169"},{"timestamp":1784981978,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:19:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no, Damien, it is you who have done that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981978689"},{"timestamp":1784981987,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:19:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you have asked for my trust, been given it, and lied to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784981987000"},{"timestamp":1784982000,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:20:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll be taking all this to the police, when I get back from Ireland","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982000296"},{"timestamp":1784982005,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:20:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"don't think you can find some dishonest way of pretending you have done anything other than what you've done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982005391"},{"timestamp":1784982019,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:20:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’ve harassed too many people, made people’s lives misery","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982019317"},{"timestamp":1784982023,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:20:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"whatever chat I had with Nate 4 years ago was something you knew about when you asked for my trust and lied to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982023085"},{"timestamp":1784982033,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:20:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"All because you wnat to control someone who wants nothing to do with you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982033023"},{"timestamp":1784982043,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:20:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so no, i am not impressed by your argument that that redeems your betrayal of your friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982043227"},{"timestamp":1784982051,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:20:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and your betrayal of trust sought","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982051781"},{"timestamp":1784982064,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:21:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you don't say \"trust me, i'm your friend\" and then lie through your teeth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982064151"},{"timestamp":1784982088,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:21:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you don't say \"trust me, i'm your friend, i'm on your side\" and then refuse to tell the truth when i am prosecuted based on falsehood","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982088913"},{"timestamp":1784982129,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:22:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you don't do all of that and then think you can slime out of it by pointing to some regrettable chat i had when taking loads of meth four years ago, which I sent you at the time and which hasn't bothered you until now, other than when you need to excuse your betrayal of me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982129387"},{"timestamp":1784982163,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:22:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so give it a break, Damien, face what you did, and stop this pathetic attempt to shift still more of the consequences of your own behaviour onto me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982163864"},{"timestamp":1784982188,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:23:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and share absolutely whatever you want with anyone, as long as it is actually real","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982188245"},{"timestamp":1784982201,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:23:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"though, again, Oli has already shared that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982201522"},{"timestamp":1784982245,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:24:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway - i am going to go and talk to Edward, because I don't think he, as a morally serious person, will find this ok, which it is not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982245490"},{"timestamp":1784982387,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:26:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re still taking meth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982387912"},{"timestamp":1784982410,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:26:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How do you explain this nonsense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982410779"},{"timestamp":1784982442,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:27:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I explain it as: I was right, and that is why you are terrified of telling the Chernys the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982442930"},{"timestamp":1784982452,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:27:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What the fuck else do you think I explain it as?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982452832"},{"timestamp":1784982453,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:27:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If you believed you were innocent you’d deal with it it in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982453894"},{"timestamp":1784982464,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:27:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just do as you fucking promised, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982464260"},{"timestamp":1784982464,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:27:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You know you’re right","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982464350"},{"timestamp":1784982472,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:27:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is that simple","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982472588"},{"timestamp":1784982479,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:27:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I should not have to argue with you about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982479951"},{"timestamp":1784982523,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:28:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You promised several times to send an email, and you clearly are terrified of the consequences of doing so, because you know exactly what Oli has been doing, even as you have lied to me, called me mad, and allowed me to be prosecuted based on lies","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982523493"},{"timestamp":1784982568,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:29:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Tell yourself whatever the fuck you want about Nate, meth, or whatever, I don't particularly care - you betrayed my trust and you abandoned me and lied about me while presenting yourself as my friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982568962"},{"timestamp":1784982615,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:30:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is fucking squalid, rat-like behaviour, and I don't know how you expect it to end","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982615177"},{"timestamp":1784982717,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:31:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For what it's worth, I am not trying to get him kicked out, and if there is any way I can help to avoid that outcome while still having the truth understood by everyone, I will help in that way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982717384"},{"timestamp":1784982768,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:32:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In other words, I will help a damn sight more than you have fucking helped him by what you have supported and condoned him in doing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982768837"},{"timestamp":1784982817,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:33:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But no, I'm not going to quietly and obligingly go to prison, you morally stunted slug, just because you're uncomfortable with telling the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982817499"},{"timestamp":1784982848,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:34:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I no longer care enormously - you are going to tell it or i am going to make it very very clear to everyone you know and everyone we know *exactly* what you are doing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982848269"},{"timestamp":1784982870,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:34:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"which frankly is a very very mild kind of reprisal","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982870706"},{"timestamp":1784982971,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:36:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"considering what you have done, which is to hide from me the fact that my boyfriend was cheating on me, and then help him falsely accuse me of stalking him in order to get me locked up so that I couldn't tell the other man – who just so happened to be the source of money and the one he didn't love, though i'm sure you had no preference as to which Oli should choose – the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784982971927"},{"timestamp":1784983136,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:38:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why the fuck should I? After what you’ve done to me the names you’ve called me the harassment of my friends the website. Why the fuck should I do anything of you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983136149"},{"timestamp":1784983163,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:39:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because you promised to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983163078"},{"timestamp":1784983178,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:39:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, because one should tell the truth anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983178503"},{"timestamp":1784983201,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:40:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm sorry, are we civilised people or are we toddlers or beasts?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983201824"},{"timestamp":1784983208,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:40:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What the fuck kind of conduct is this?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983208670"},{"timestamp":1784983221,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:40:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"One tells the truth and one keeps one's word","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983221461"},{"timestamp":1784983255,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:40:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And one doesn't try to slime out of it by frantically listing every misgiving one has about anything the other person has done in the last half-decade","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983255183"},{"timestamp":1784983316,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:41:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are also proving how very richly you deserve the names I called you - what name do you think is undeserved for someone who makes promises and doesn't keep them, and who refuses to tell the truth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983316983"},{"timestamp":1784983326,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:42:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have more names if you want them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983326316"},{"timestamp":1784983347,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:42:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is time for you to behave decently if you want a decent name","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983347831"},{"timestamp":1784983367,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:42:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I promise you I will write a full account of this and at the moment you are not going to come out well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983367364"},{"timestamp":1784983420,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:43:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Just your paranoid account. Call of this is in your head.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983420748"},{"timestamp":1784983426,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:43:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t care anymore","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983426429"},{"timestamp":1784983430,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:43:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve tried my best with you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983430796"},{"timestamp":1784983431,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:43:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Despite your beyond appalling current behaviour, it is conceivable to me that you didn't go into this entirely intentionally and knowingly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983431957"},{"timestamp":1784983461,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:44:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is conceivable that you didn't know that Oli was in a relationship with Cherny, and that you realised partway through and were already morally committed to the position you had taken","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983461568"},{"timestamp":1784983499,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:44:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is conceivable, indeed it seems fairly evident, that Oli had given you a stupider and more caricatured account of why I had visited, what I had wanted, what state of mind I was in, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983499936"},{"timestamp":1784983532,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:45:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He’s not in a relationship with anyone. And why does that matter. Why do you need to upset Tim, Jacques, Edward? Because you’re a scorned obsessive lover with nothing better to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983532439"},{"timestamp":1784983543,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:45:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If that is so, then say so, but you have clearly now known for at least a fortnight that Oli was in a relationship with Cherny or at least that my relationship with Oli wasn't to be mentioned to the Chernys, and you have not re-evaluated and have chosen this path instead","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983543663"},{"timestamp":1784983560,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:46:00+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m subject your stalking now because you know if you say another word to I you’ll be arrested","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983560918"},{"timestamp":1784983567,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:46:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't consider this decent - if you consider it decent and if you think most people will, then sit back and rest easy and it will be a marvellous book","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983567671"},{"timestamp":1784983592,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:46:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s going to court and it should come clear then? But would rather drag everyone else into this sordid affair","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983592468"},{"timestamp":1784983592,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:46:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you don't consider it decent, this is your chance to redeem yourself somewhat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983592807"},{"timestamp":1784983610,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:46:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know the truth. As do you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983610511"},{"timestamp":1784983613,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:46:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I am going to have a serious conversation with Edward and ask what the hell he makes of this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983613101"},{"timestamp":1784983617,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:46:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I find it beyond appalling","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983617164"},{"timestamp":1784983631,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:47:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why do you do this? Do you have nothing better to don","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983631925"},{"timestamp":1784983651,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:47:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Damien, what you need to say right now is an email to the Chernys","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983651329"},{"timestamp":1784983652,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:47:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Edward is busy, why do you think he wants to listen to this drivel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983652772"},{"timestamp":1784983656,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:47:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not interested in anything else you have to say","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983656442"},{"timestamp":1784983661,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:47:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have ample time to send messages to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983661172"},{"timestamp":1784983666,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:47:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You need to keep your word and tell the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983666086"},{"timestamp":1784983671,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:47:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean just bothering people with your clownishness","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983671740"},{"timestamp":1784983675,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:47:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Give it arrest","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983675212"},{"timestamp":1784983679,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:47:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Until then, with respect, you can close your mouth and give your endless nastiness a break","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983679486"},{"timestamp":1784983682,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The amount of people you’ve annoyed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983682552"},{"timestamp":1784983688,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not interested in it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983688104"},{"timestamp":1784983694,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do what you promised, and tell the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983694282"},{"timestamp":1784983697,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Me nasty? Are you joking","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983697825"},{"timestamp":1784983699,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or explain why you are not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983699687"},{"timestamp":1784983715,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’ve said the most horrible below the belt things to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983715294"},{"timestamp":1784983716,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"SEND THE FUCKING EMAIL DAMIEN, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983716619"},{"timestamp":1784983721,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I AM DONE WITH THIS CRAP","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983721169"},{"timestamp":1784983727,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD DO","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983727156"},{"timestamp":1784983728,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes me too","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983728799"},{"timestamp":1784983733,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:48:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know why I should","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983733748"},{"timestamp":1784983745,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because you said you would","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983745770"},{"timestamp":1784983745,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OR ELSE CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983745793"},{"timestamp":1784983745,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"christ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983745804"},{"timestamp":1784983749,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"is this fucking complicated?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983749435"},{"timestamp":1784983756,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:16+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re ungrateful and rude","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983756500"},{"timestamp":1784983757,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"if you say you will do something, you do it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983757447"},{"timestamp":1784983757,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"you keep your word","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983757477"},{"timestamp":1784983757,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"so do it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983757679"},{"timestamp":1784983759,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983759195"},{"timestamp":1784983762,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and until then, shut up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983762781"},{"timestamp":1784983768,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"i am done with this chat for now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983768614"},{"timestamp":1784983770,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"write the email","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983770931"},{"timestamp":1784983787,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahaha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983787565"},{"timestamp":1784983791,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:49:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The facts are becoming a bit real for you now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983791707"},{"timestamp":1784983831,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:50:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No off to annoy Edward who thinks it’s all nonsense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983831862"},{"timestamp":1784983913,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:51:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"no, I'm also off to report you to the police for blackmail, which is what you've done here, and I actually am fed up with you and I think it's time you face some consequences for what you do in the same way you'd like me to face consequences for what i've not done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983913661"},{"timestamp":1784983917,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:51:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"have a good day, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983917139"},{"timestamp":1784983932,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:52:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983932133"},{"timestamp":1784983938,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:52:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Blackmail?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983938452"},{"timestamp":1784983942,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:52:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and publish the chat by all means, go ahead, but if you think it's bad then publish it unconditionally - don't use it as a threat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983942034"},{"timestamp":1784983948,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:52:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Wait that’s a new one","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983948740"},{"timestamp":1784983949,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:52:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"yes, blackmail","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983949404"},{"timestamp":1784983955,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:52:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hahhahahaha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983955324"},{"timestamp":1784983956,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:52:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"see you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983956827"},{"timestamp":1784983964,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:52:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Who am I blackmailing?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983964418"},{"timestamp":1784983969,"iso":"2026-07-25T13:52:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And for what 🤣","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784983969165"},{"timestamp":1784990114,"iso":"2026-07-25T15:35:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is not blackmail, no, I was wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784990114591"},{"timestamp":1784990149,"iso":"2026-07-25T15:35:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is various perjury / perverting the course of justice type offences if said in relation to telling the truth during court proceedings, but not in relation to telling the truth to the Chernys","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784990149777"},{"timestamp":1784990221,"iso":"2026-07-25T15:37:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For now, I am going to drop the Cherny thing, but I will add notes on those YouTube videos pointing people to these conversations so they can see that you did not keep the promises you made there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784990221002"},{"timestamp":1784990254,"iso":"2026-07-25T15:37:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And of course our conversation about whether Oli is in a relationship with Sam Cherny, and whether you know and have known that, is now over","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784990254549"},{"timestamp":1784990302,"iso":"2026-07-25T15:38:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Your email to them is probably not the most important thing in the world, and you could presumably lie to them anyway about having been pressured to send it - at any rate I can't be bothered with the amount of my time this is draining","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784990302912"},{"timestamp":1784990366,"iso":"2026-07-25T15:39:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(well, you _were_ pressured to send it, of course, because it is the truth that you promised to send, but you could say ... well, whatever the fuck kind of thing you liars say - I find it faintly revolting to try to put myself in that mental position)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784990366129"},{"timestamp":1784990470,"iso":"2026-07-25T15:41:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As for the Nate chats, I suggest you publish them now, or that Oli do so, because I am perfectly fine standing behind what I have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784990470247"},{"timestamp":1784990483,"iso":"2026-07-25T15:41:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In fact I think it probably helps my argument in that respect","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784990483588"},{"timestamp":1784990537,"iso":"2026-07-25T15:42:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am just sorry that this is the person you have turned out to be - I expected better of you, and this is grim to behold","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784990537044"},{"timestamp":1784992305,"iso":"2026-07-25T16:11:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, just to remind you, your communications with Oli are being preserved","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784992305023"},{"timestamp":1784992322,"iso":"2026-07-25T16:12:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am very keen to see in five months' time what they contain","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784992322193"},{"timestamp":1784993955,"iso":"2026-07-25T16:39:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am also going to update my website about you with the current up-to-date situation, which is that, shock horror, you *were* lying and you *do* know about Oli and Sam Cherny's relationship, and also have known about mine and yours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784993955254"},{"timestamp":1784993964,"iso":"2026-07-25T16:39:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Mine and Oli's***, I mean, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784993964079"},{"timestamp":1784993970,"iso":"2026-07-25T16:39:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"dear god","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784993970731"},{"timestamp":1784993996,"iso":"2026-07-25T16:39:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"anyway, as usual: if untrue, you can bring a libel claim, but you won't, and your letting it stand is the closest you will come to telling the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784993996460"},{"timestamp":1784994013,"iso":"2026-07-25T16:40:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"... shamefully, but nevertheless","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784994013308"},{"timestamp":1784998633,"iso":"2026-07-25T17:57:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Then why don’t you publish them yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784998633121"},{"timestamp":1784999800,"iso":"2026-07-25T18:16:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol you’re paranoid as hell you think it’s perfectly normal for me walk up a family I don’t know and send them an email saying btw Sam was in love with Oli and Oli doesn’t admit to a relationship. What childish nonsense. Get a life. Just move on for fuck sake","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784999800149"},{"timestamp":1784999915,"iso":"2026-07-25T18:18:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you repeatedly promised to send that email, Damien, and that you should be sending it rather than whinging","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784999915753"},{"timestamp":1784999973,"iso":"2026-07-25T18:19:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The time for whinging, if there was a time for whinging, was before promising, not now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1784999973061"},{"timestamp":1785000169,"iso":"2026-07-25T18:22:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because it’s not going to stop till you get mental health help. Fried your head with drugs for your year and your brain is broken. Message me once more or even reply to this message, I promise you I’ll be going to the police. I’m fed up yo the back teeth!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785000169872"},{"timestamp":1785000253,"iso":"2026-07-25T18:24:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also no one fucking cares","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785000253001"},{"timestamp":1785000272,"iso":"2026-07-25T18:24:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How arrogant you think you have to be involve people and bother their lives with this noise","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785000272939"},{"timestamp":1785000670,"iso":"2026-07-25T18:31:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And if you contact any one else in those emails I will go to the police!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785000670335"},{"timestamp":1785002978,"iso":"2026-07-25T19:09:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, stop whining, you rat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785002978997"},{"timestamp":1785002994,"iso":"2026-07-25T19:09:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do what you said you would do or don't waste my time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785002994149"},{"timestamp":1785003009,"iso":"2026-07-25T19:10:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And don't dare condescend to me after what you've done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785003009428"},{"timestamp":1785003063,"iso":"2026-07-25T19:11:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"My accusations against you are here, and if I am wrong about any of it then you can tell me why and I will correct it: https://damien-mcmullen.swhra.uk/","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785003063847"},{"timestamp":1785003096,"iso":"2026-07-25T19:11:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you don't tell me why, I am not interested, and right now I am quite happy to stand behind the charge of collusion and bearing false witness in any libel claim you might want to bring","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785003096769"},{"timestamp":1785003116,"iso":"2026-07-25T19:11:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have disgraced yourself and have no legal right to be thought of as someone better than you have in fact been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785003116496"},{"timestamp":1785003148,"iso":"2026-07-25T19:12:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will carry on telling our friends how you are behaving, and if you want me to stop then you can behave differently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785003148635"},{"timestamp":1785003169,"iso":"2026-07-25T19:12:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Until then, stop fucking complaining, because you make me want to throw up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785003169236"},{"timestamp":1785058958,"iso":"2026-07-26T10:42:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"When were you shown footage of my arrest?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785058958296"},{"timestamp":1785059870,"iso":"2026-07-26T10:57:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You didn't mention it in this call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFiezPJ4Dc8 You did mention it in the second tranche of calls. Yet I imagine you were sent it before the first call, not in between. Why did you not mention it at any point there? Why did you act as though I was explaining my arrest for the first time? Why then does it turn out that you have footage, and that you are able to talk casually about how \"somebody found a bomb there shortly after you were arrested\", as if it is a familiar feature in a series of events you remember well? Do you think it sounds like you are being forthcoming? I think it sounds like you are lying.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785059870834"},{"timestamp":1785060174,"iso":"2026-07-26T11:02:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, if you \"can't imagine Oli deleting the messages\", why don't you ask him for a copy? Then you can exonerate yourself, right?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785060174417"},{"timestamp":1785060239,"iso":"2026-07-26T11:03:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will add that suggestion to my public letter to you, actually, and I will make it a stronger claim, because if he doesn't have a copy then you have both deleted them, and if you have both deleted them then there has plainly been an attempt to cover up.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785060239511"},{"timestamp":1785060498,"iso":"2026-07-26T11:08:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will relay this also via Edward, because I am not terribly impressed by your making false reports to the police to have me prosecuted and then acting as if it's all terribly beneath you to account for yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785060498943"},{"timestamp":1785060529,"iso":"2026-07-26T11:08:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This has been a moral disgrace and it will be accounted for","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785060529410"},{"timestamp":1785060549,"iso":"2026-07-26T11:09:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As will the way you have spoken to me throughout all of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785060549462"},{"timestamp":1785062715,"iso":"2026-07-26T11:45:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Updated version: https://damien-mcmullen.swhra.uk/ Please supply contradictory evidence or ultimately bring a libel claim if I am incorrect; failing that, I will assume I am correct","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785062715967"},{"timestamp":1785091869,"iso":"2026-07-26T19:51:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why are you keeping going?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785091869317"},{"timestamp":1785091913,"iso":"2026-07-26T19:51:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You realize when I see your message I breath a sigh of relief that you haven’t topped yourself yet","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785091913428"},{"timestamp":1785091921,"iso":"2026-07-26T19:52:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No interest in what you have to say whatsoever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785091921217"},{"timestamp":1785091966,"iso":"2026-07-26T19:52:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You need to be arrested and remanded for your own safety and the safety of others!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785091966947"},{"timestamp":1785104457,"iso":"2026-07-26T23:20:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Let me know if you have any evidence to correct my publication about you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785104457119"},{"timestamp":1785104471,"iso":"2026-07-26T23:21:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If not, I will carry on sharing it with others","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785104471294"},{"timestamp":1785104551,"iso":"2026-07-26T23:22:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should know that, if it is *not* true and if you choose not to correct it earlier on and then finally correct it later, that choice limits my liability and your potential damages, i.e. you are better off issuing a correction earlier","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785104551003"},{"timestamp":1785104630,"iso":"2026-07-26T23:23:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I expect, despite that warning, you will not issue a correction, because there is no correction to issue - I am right about this, and you have indeed conspired to provide a false account to police about me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785104630777"},{"timestamp":1785104690,"iso":"2026-07-26T23:24:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I am not going to address your revolting messages, other than to say I think you ought urgently to reflect on the person you are becoming","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785104690399"},{"timestamp":1785146737,"iso":"2026-07-27T11:05:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Boy, why you so obsessed with me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785146737957"},{"timestamp":1785169034,"iso":"2026-07-27T17:17:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s clear that you’re upset with me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785169034211"},{"timestamp":1785186848,"iso":"2026-07-27T22:14:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You hatin hard","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785186848869"},{"timestamp":1785231789,"iso":"2026-07-28T10:43:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785231789344"},{"timestamp":1785233914,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:18:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why have you repeatedly told me I should be 'remanded' while also telling me the allegations are nonsense and will surely collapse at trial?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785233914561"},{"timestamp":1785234279,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:24:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What were you and Oli laughing about here, just after deleting your messages, hours after lying to the police to have me arrested?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785234279371"},{"timestamp":1785234279,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:24:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785234279550","attachments":["static/photos/2492366031263400.png"]},{"timestamp":1785234448,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:27:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you then ignore my messages for several weeks and then reply very rudely and insistently to the suggestion that Oli was in a relationship with Sam Cherny, despite having no real evidence whatsoever?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785234448432"},{"timestamp":1785234494,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:28:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why have you seen fit to speak to me in the way you have, and why exactly do you seem to think I should forgive you now?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785234494547"},{"timestamp":1785234560,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:29:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You told me the other day that \"everyone\" thought I had left a bomb outside the Chernys' house – who is \"everyone\" in this scenario when you don't know Sam Cherny and don't know anyone else who lives there, and have claimed to believe that Oli lived there with Oliver Riannon?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785234560865"},{"timestamp":1785234592,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:29:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you still lying both to and about me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785234592148"},{"timestamp":1785234989,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:36:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Look, either you answer these questions now or I keep asking them in the presence of more and more people and you answer them later after disgracing yourself longer, but do not think you are going to get me 'remanded' or 'arrested' or 'sectioned' or whatever you fantasise about, and get away with this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785234989827"},{"timestamp":1785235112,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:38:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you regret not doing the decent thing earlier? You will regret it more later, I can promise you that - I am one fucking step away from putting these questions up as posters around central London","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785235112293"},{"timestamp":1785236272,"iso":"2026-07-28T11:57:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because you’re clearly unhinged and a danger to yourself and others","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785236272595"},{"timestamp":1785236498,"iso":"2026-07-28T12:01:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either tell me the truth now or I will start putting up posters asking this question around Hammersmith this afternoon to begin with","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785236498896"},{"timestamp":1785237760,"iso":"2026-07-28T12:22:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For someone so smart, you’re handling a stalking case by becoming the biggest stalker alive","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785237760023"},{"timestamp":1785245134,"iso":"2026-07-28T14:25:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I really don’t know what to do now Sam, you’ve left me no other option. I want you to be well! Not torture yourself with this nonsense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785245134523"},{"timestamp":1785250172,"iso":"2026-07-28T15:49:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, what? No other option than what? You haven't taken the one option that I have offered you, which is to supply the records of your messages with Oli in that 12-hour window, to show that you did not conspire to pervert the course of justice. If you don't supply that or explain yourself, I will ask in front of more people, and if you don't answer then then I will make a police report and have this investigated, because I am not going to accept contempt when what you owe me is a serious, abject, grovelling apology for what you have done.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785250172447"},{"timestamp":1785250781,"iso":"2026-07-28T15:59:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also I have never went to the police about you or made any statements!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785250781411"},{"timestamp":1785250810,"iso":"2026-07-28T16:00:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What have I done? How have I conspired.. why would I be bothered, you’re insane!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785250810524"},{"timestamp":1785250836,"iso":"2026-07-28T16:00:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why are you doing all this?!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785250836355"},{"timestamp":1785252041,"iso":"2026-07-28T16:20:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can establish that by retrieving the messages from Oli, not by saying words and expecting me to trust what you say. I think I have explained to you why the latter no longer works.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785252041419"},{"timestamp":1785252710,"iso":"2026-07-28T16:31:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oliver has a stalking case against you. They’re his messages as well as mine, and so it’s quite clear he wouldn’t be comfortable with it. Your theory that I’m conspiring is based on what? Why would\nI do such a thing? Why would I want you to go to prison? None of it makes sense, I want you to be well Sam, you’re clearly not. I’m worried about you, that’s why I reached out to your family. I can’t deal with this anymore, you can invite me yo court or whatever, I know with a clear conscience I’ve done nothing wrong, people have critiqued me for not reporting you to the police and even talking to you. I really want you to be well.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785252710060"},{"timestamp":1785254084,"iso":"2026-07-28T16:54:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will accept a screen recording of those messages. I don't think I'm particularly comfortable with text that can be edited. If you can give me that along with a profound apology and account of why you did this, I might consider more charitably whatever the hell I can do here. I don't feel entirely comfortable not reporting something that has been a pretty serious crime by you and him, in the same way I wasn't comfortable to get off on the assault charge (the one true component, unrelated to the rest, and I exclude that from what I'm talking about here) in my own case.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785254084271"},{"timestamp":1785254644,"iso":"2026-07-28T17:04:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did what Sam? I have no idea what I’m\nsupposed to have done. You speak of a relationship that doesn’t exist, and it’s based of a haunch? If it were true, do you think I would tell you? Sam, “ I think you’re barking up the wrong tree”. Why would I condone any of this, why? It makes no sense, you know it doesn’t either. Why are you so determined to make this narrative fit? I don’t understand? I really don’t know what else to do Sam. You’re getting stuck on this, everyone is telling me to go to the police in case this gets worse. I really want you to get help, that’s not an easy option for me, however being harrassed by you, or have my friends harasssed is\nNot easy either. I would suggest meeting you to discuss things, but I don’t think it will happen. I feels like the ending of the movie shutter island. No matter what I do isn’t going yo help you!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785254644225"},{"timestamp":1785255073,"iso":"2026-07-28T17:11:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Look, Damien, I'm sorry but I'm no longer interested in your patter. This is serious, it has always been serious, I can remember perfectly well how you spoke to me while you were doing it, and I am not tremendously inclined to be sympathetic. I am going to report it in any case, and we already have the preservation request and preserved materials thankfully. I am speaking to my lawyer at 7pm. I will update you, but if you're going to carry on like this then just spare me, because I'm not interested. To be honest it is too late already. As I say, I remember the last few months vividly, and to be honest you have behaved appallingly well beyond the point at which a more intelligent evildoer might realise it was in his interest to start apologising and grovelling. What the hell did you ever think you were doing, and why were you so happy to do it when you reckoned you'd get away with it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785255073211"},{"timestamp":1785255073,"iso":"2026-07-28T17:11:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785255073266","attachments":["static/photos/1741937240174694.png"]},{"timestamp":1785255073,"iso":"2026-07-28T17:11:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785255073444","attachments":["static/photos/1730251454778899.png"]},{"timestamp":1785256205,"iso":"2026-07-28T17:30:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m not longer interested either. I don’t owe you anything, I’ve tried desperately to help you. I’ve done nothing. You’ve broken your brain with years of drugs. It’s very sad. I wish you all the best.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785256205522"},{"timestamp":1785257469,"iso":"2026-07-28T17:51:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You don't need to be interested, you are _culpable_. But as for your levels of interest, I'm sure you are less keen on talking to me than you were when you could sneer at my distress. I'm sure this is less fun for you. Personally I don't really mind if you block me, and if I were you I would probably do so and get a lawyer. But then I wouldn't be you. Again, what in god's name possessed you to do what you have done?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785257469394"},{"timestamp":1785257527,"iso":"2026-07-28T17:52:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think this is a sound judgement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785257527064"},{"timestamp":1785257527,"iso":"2026-07-28T17:52:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785257527271","attachments":["static/photos/924781320638073.png"]},{"timestamp":1785257626,"iso":"2026-07-28T17:53:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am glad that I have had much less communication with Oli than I have had with you during this, because I do not want to think he is capable of what you have proven capable of. None of this needed to happen. You could have done what I and any morally fucking sane person would have done, and said \"no, this has gone too far [on May 27th-28th], you need to tell the truth and stop digging\". Instead you went cheerfully and sadistically along with fucking _this_. And now we are where we are.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785257626863"},{"timestamp":1785259655,"iso":"2026-07-28T18:27:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sneer at your distress! I’m not this person. I hope one day you realize how wrong you’ve been Sam. Only then will you be able to see how ill you’ve become","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785259655327"},{"timestamp":1785277611,"iso":"2026-07-28T23:26:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK, Damien. Get a lawyer. I can't be bothered discussing this any more.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785277611526"},{"timestamp":1785319073,"iso":"2026-07-29T10:57:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For the posters you’re going to put up, can you use a slay photo of me 🙏🏻","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785319073879"},{"timestamp":1785330095,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:01:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm just going to the police. No need for posters.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785330095900","reactions":["😂"]},{"timestamp":1785330332,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:05:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 😂 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785330332951"},{"timestamp":1785330344,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:05:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’ll lock me up and throw away the key lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785330344442"},{"timestamp":1785330354,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:05:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"For all my conspiring","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785330354362"},{"timestamp":1785331082,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:18:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just to be clear, are you saying that Oli still has his record of the conversation on May 27th-28th, i.e. messages before 6:04am?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785331082033"},{"timestamp":1785331115,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:18:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just to be clear, are you saying that Oli still has his record of the conversation on May 27th-28th, i.e. messages before 6:04am on May 28th? (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785331115253"},{"timestamp":1785331549,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:25:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is the time window in which you deleted your messages, because they were \"negative\" and related to his police report against me (though that wasn't the initial explanation you gave, and you adopted it only after I indicated that it would be possible to determine from account metadata / audit logs that your initial explanation – that you \"often delete conversations\" – wasn't true), and shortly before he made a false police statement which you have described to me as false and yet have refused to correct. I suggest that he wouldn't have made that statement unless he trusted that you would refuse to correct it. In that light it seems extremely strange that you:\n\n- spoke to him in that exact 12-hour window\n- subsequently deleted thoes messages\n- told me you did so because they were \"negative\" and about this matter\n- promised you would get his record of the conversation\n- said you were curious\n- subsequently did not get his record of the conversation\n- now refuse to get it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785331549864"},{"timestamp":1785331668,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:27:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then:\n\n- described Oli's statement to me as false\n- said you would correct it\n- promised to send an email\n- promised about three further times\n- didn't correct it\n- asked me to draft you an email (which was maybe a bit improper on my part, wrt influencing witnesses, but I knew what you had admitted to me and I sent you a rough draft representing what I thought your honest account was)\n- you didn't send it\n- you refused to send any honest clarification even under some pressure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785331668737"},{"timestamp":1785331816,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:30:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think, and will say to the police, that you and Oli quite obviously collaborated on that false statement, or at least you indicated that you would not contradict it by e.g. testifying that you were in group chats with the two of us in which he said \"we're boyfriends aren't we?\", \"I love you so much ❤️\", and \"I love you Sam ❣️\" during a period in which he now represents in that statement that he had terminated all contact with me and was being stalked – or that you relayed that you didn't think he would \"leave\" me, and that he just wanted a few days with no group chats and then he would talk to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785331816713"},{"timestamp":1785332028,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:33:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In short, you planned to make a dishonest report of 'stalking' against someone you knew not to be a stalker, in order to discipline and control him within a relationship and stop him telling others what was going on. This is grotesque and has had serious consequences for me. *Does Oli still have his records of the relevant conversations? If so, he should preserve them and preserve anything else that may be relevant.*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785332028394"},{"timestamp":1785332122,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:35:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you also should preserve anything that may be relevant. Do not delete stuff. I said this on June 26th, I know, but it pays to remind you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785332122324"},{"timestamp":1785332254,"iso":"2026-07-29T14:37:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I may take a day or two to make a police report because it is a bloody pain in the ass to go through all of these conversations and assemble it into a form that the police will understand (PDFs, transcribed comments, etc etc) and I will do so with my family and my lawyer as a filter for my tendency to, uh, 'elaborate', haha. I will let you know when I have made a report. *If you could tell me whether Oli still has his record of that morning's conversation, that would be useful. You seemed earlier/yesterday to be implying that he still did.*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785332254274"},{"timestamp":1785349160,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:19:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"*If you could tell me whether Oli still has his record of that morning's conversation, that would be useful. You seemed earlier/yesterday to be implying that he still did.*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785349160042"},{"timestamp":1785349298,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:21:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also sent further questions by email, which you presumably have seen. Note the offer of Edward or Jamison as a trusted third party if you claim to believe in magical Legal Reasons™ preventing you from showing me your conversation with Oli from 10pm on May 27th to 6:04am on May 28th.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785349298036"},{"timestamp":1785349659,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:27:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You could also helpfully look at the group chats that you were part of between April 12th and April 18th, and tell me what you see in them. I have asked you about that before on the phone, and I have recordings. In fact, I have a lot of recordings. You could look also at the messages you sent to me on May 9th, on Facebook. You knew all along that Oli's statement was false, you said so to me, I have many recordings of you saying so, and yet you refused to tell the truth, lied to me that you lived abroad, told me you would avoid a court summons, and threatened to have me arrested for asking questions. I can't even be bothered to express a moral verdict. It's like talking to a lettuce.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785349659895"},{"timestamp":1785349786,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:29:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I warn you that there are preservation orders already in place, and any attempt to delete anything is an aggravating element, or factor or whatever the fuck it's called. So don't delete stuff, please.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785349786814"},{"timestamp":1785349869,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:31:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You and Oli should have told the truth on May 27th. Instead you did this. You should have told the truth at countless points since then. Instead, with months to think about it, after endless appeals and entreaties, you persisted in trying to shift the consequences onto me. Consequently your position is much worse. You should tell the truth now. Don't dig any further.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785349869511"},{"timestamp":1785349902,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:31:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, if you're not going to tell the truth per se, at least please do not try to cover it up or destroy evidence.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785349902243"},{"timestamp":1785349958,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:32:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You told me you spoke to Oli between every day and every other day. That record should exist somewhere. *It will be very clear if it goes missing, Damien.*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785349958291"},{"timestamp":1785350296,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:38:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is also worth bearing in mind that you are now in a prisoner's dilemma situation with someone who is habitually disloyal, whose relationship with the Chernys is spent, who is in love with me, and of whom I am considerably fonder than I am of you. So please consider whether further crimes are really a wise idea.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785350296539"},{"timestamp":1785350483,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:41:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785350483828","attachments":["static/photos/2276175486547201.png"]},{"timestamp":1785350936,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:48:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785350936521","attachments":["static/photos/2268024893952882.png"]},{"timestamp":1785351088,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:51:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You had a million opportunities and endless coaxing to think better of this, you convicted yourself a thousand times by your messages and your choices, and you will richly deserve what you will get.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785351088948"},{"timestamp":1785351177,"iso":"2026-07-29T19:52:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, if you could answer the questions I sent to you by email, that would be very helpful. I don't expect you to, but I just want to make sure it is very clear on the record that you have not.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785351177083"},{"timestamp":1785525613,"iso":"2026-07-31T20:20:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So are you no longer denying that I am right? Or are you denying it while refusing to show the evidence?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785525613661"},{"timestamp":1785543483,"iso":"2026-08-01T01:18:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Right, I take that to be not denying it, then. Great. I will reconstruct exactly what happened, since apparently some remorse extremely late in the day is too much to ask for.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785543483282"},{"timestamp":1785550367,"iso":"2026-08-01T03:12:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK, so the main thing you can't admit to the Chernys is that Oli and I were together after the 12th and stayed together after I hit him. Why didn't I notice that before?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785550367516"},{"timestamp":1785550410,"iso":"2026-08-01T03:13:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose I need to be the abusive ex-boyfriend who hit him and then Oli stayed away forever because I was just abusive and an ex-boyfriend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785550410010"},{"timestamp":1785550455,"iso":"2026-08-01T03:14:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In other words I need to be libelled and criminally prosecuted so that Oli doesn't have to confront the reality of what he did, and of how decent I was to him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785550455523"},{"timestamp":1785550723,"iso":"2026-08-01T03:18:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you happily went along with that, because what? because I told you three years ago that you were for sale? and you were determined to ... what, prove me wrong? Well, you've really proved me wrong","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785550723250"},{"timestamp":1785550771,"iso":"2026-08-01T03:19:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hope you don't succeed in convincing yourself that this was all ok because I was harsh to you at Bond St, or because I had that chat with Nate, or because of whatever the fuck else you can dredge up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785550771151"},{"timestamp":1785550822,"iso":"2026-08-01T03:20:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you don't want to be my friend, then don't pretend you are, but don't tell yourself you were justified in asking for my trust and presenting yourself as my friend so that you could betray me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785550822560"},{"timestamp":1785550918,"iso":"2026-08-01T03:21:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm sure you are feeling some degree of moral vertigo now that you have to confront this, and now that others can read your messages and see what you did and what you were all too happy to do when you thought you could get away with it - you deserve to feel that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785550918428"},{"timestamp":1785550954,"iso":"2026-08-01T03:22:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Meanwhile I will dismantle whatever remains of the lies you two have told to Sam Cherny, who deserves the truth as much as I did, even if he is a bloody pillock","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785550954365"},{"timestamp":1785687333,"iso":"2026-08-02T17:15:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you tell me in July that you didn't know where Oli was living, and then later tell me that there was a device left outside the Chernys' house not long after my arrest in late May and that \"everyone thought it was you [i.e. me]\"? Is this consistent? And who is \"everyone\"? Are you going to explain yourself and why you have lied, or are you going to keep reading my messages and saying nothing, and remaining silent in front of your friends?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785687333386"},{"timestamp":1785687419,"iso":"2026-08-02T17:16:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The number of years I keep these allegations up will be proportioned to how much longer it takes you – having already taken much too long – to tell me the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785687419853"},{"timestamp":1785688088,"iso":"2026-08-02T17:28:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think the next set of recipients will be Sam Cherny's friends, because he is the person who clearly hasn't yet been told the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785688088566"},{"timestamp":1785688099,"iso":"2026-08-02T17:28:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785688099533","attachments":["static/photos/1531757971483583.png"]},{"timestamp":1785688162,"iso":"2026-08-02T17:29:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would sooner not do that, because it would obviously humiliate him, and I don't think he deserves that, but nor am I going to go obligingly to prison so that Oli can keep lying to him – please, for God's sake, do the decent thing and tell him the truth without requiring me to do this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785688162216"},{"timestamp":1785705346,"iso":"2026-08-02T22:15:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK, I'm on track, I will copy you in","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785705346630"},{"timestamp":1785705431,"iso":"2026-08-02T22:17:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, since it just occurred to me to say it, I forgive Oli – I don't mind the infidelity, largely because I know what position I was in and I know what position Sam Cherny was/is in, *although* I still am and always will be deeply hurt that he wasn't there for me when I had to kill Tig and I pleaded with him to be there for me and he wasn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785705431390"},{"timestamp":1785705487,"iso":"2026-08-02T22:18:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785705487896","attachments":["static/photos/1326376609520673.png"]},{"timestamp":1785705498,"iso":"2026-08-02T22:18:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That was when he was still pretending to be Albanian cartel whatever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785705498578"},{"timestamp":1785705551,"iso":"2026-08-02T22:19:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And pretending to have a super hot girlfriend called Leah (who presumably was a stand-in for Sam Cherny, just as Xander was – the allegorical boyfriends/girlfriends were always somewhat glammed up relative to Sam Cherny)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785705551626"},{"timestamp":1785705601,"iso":"2026-08-02T22:20:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't love or forgive you, on the other hand","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785705601795"},{"timestamp":1785705651,"iso":"2026-08-02T22:20:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I am going to get this message to Sam C via his friends since it doesn't seem to have got to him via his father (I have no fucking idea how this bloody family works, but it doesn't)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785705651220"},{"timestamp":1785773557,"iso":"2026-08-03T17:12:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I really mean this, by the way. I needed him. I needed the one person whose presence makes me feel like things are going to be OK. He wasn't there. He was, essentially, at work instead, even though I pleaded for him to be there. That matters much more than abstract infidelity or than that he's not here now.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785773557666"},{"timestamp":1785838466,"iso":"2026-08-04T11:14:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You described the case against to me as nonsense many times - are you willing to say so to others, or in court, or not?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785838466207"},{"timestamp":1785838485,"iso":"2026-08-04T11:14:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If not, why not?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785838485635"},{"timestamp":1785838529,"iso":"2026-08-04T11:15:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually, no: if not, fuck you, that is a disgrace, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785838529242"},{"timestamp":1785838553,"iso":"2026-08-04T11:15:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think if one thinks someone is being wrongly prosecuted, one says so on the record, not just privately","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785838553734"},{"timestamp":1785862776,"iso":"2026-08-04T17:59:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785862776688"},{"timestamp":1785870754,"iso":"2026-08-04T20:12:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Monkey looks like me trying to cut my parents' ridiculous £20 Fabrique sourdough loaves","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785870754817"},{"timestamp":1785870792,"iso":"2026-08-04T20:13:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or trying to cut your head off","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785870792101"},{"timestamp":1785870798,"iso":"2026-08-04T20:13:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you know it is very hard to cut someone's head off?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785870798077"},{"timestamp":1785870815,"iso":"2026-08-04T20:13:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know this because I had to look it up when Oli was pretending to be Albanian and telling me he cut people's heads off","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785870815315"},{"timestamp":1785870837,"iso":"2026-08-04T20:13:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There is a lot of tough muscle at the back of the neck that is like a sort of tough rind on a cheese","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785870837776"},{"timestamp":1785870917,"iso":"2026-08-04T20:15:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785870917249","attachments":["static/photos/1604096161332846.png"]},{"timestamp":1785870964,"iso":"2026-08-04T20:16:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, no, I should say I am not going to cut your head off – that would not even be my preferred killing method, it's too cutty whereas my rage is more bludgeony, I feel – but it did come to mind when I was watching the monkey","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785870964239"},{"timestamp":1785872096,"iso":"2026-08-04T20:34:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I assume from your friendliness that the plan is starting to fail","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785872096947"},{"timestamp":1785875249,"iso":"2026-08-04T21:27:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was it Oliver Riannon? Or independent of that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785875249494"},{"timestamp":1785875253,"iso":"2026-08-04T21:27:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am curious","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785875253798"},{"timestamp":1785875293,"iso":"2026-08-04T21:28:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will carry on explaining my reasoning to Sam Cherny and/or his father, in the hope that it is getting through via one of those two routes","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785875293734"},{"timestamp":1785875301,"iso":"2026-08-04T21:28:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Is there anything else you'd like me not to do?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785875301421"},{"timestamp":1785876335,"iso":"2026-08-04T21:45:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It seems like the main opposition is to my talking to the Chernys and to Oli's friends, so I will go for some more of that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785876335822"},{"timestamp":1785876352,"iso":"2026-08-04T21:45:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Separately I will keep pressing for you to answer in the Damien's Friends thread","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785876352785"},{"timestamp":1785876365,"iso":"2026-08-04T21:46:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I might automate both of those tasks with Google Apps Script","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785876365803"},{"timestamp":1785876428,"iso":"2026-08-04T21:47:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or the your friends one at least, maybe not the Cherny's friends one, since it doesn't help me to piss them off whereas it really can't hurt me to piss off your friends or our friends until they have you answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785876428187"},{"timestamp":1785877669,"iso":"2026-08-04T22:07:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"By the way, you accused me of selfishness","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785877669930"},{"timestamp":1785877676,"iso":"2026-08-04T22:07:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would just like to register that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785877676106"},{"timestamp":1785877690,"iso":"2026-08-04T22:08:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I assume I don't need to say anything further about that accusation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785877690615"},{"timestamp":1785888661,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:11:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785888661036","attachments":["static/photos/3206354556217712.png"]},{"timestamp":1785888702,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:11:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785888702178","attachments":["static/photos/1277604767648298.png"]},{"timestamp":1785888717,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:11:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I didn't deserve at all what you did to me, or what he did to me, but I still love him (and I know perfectly well that he still loves me)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785888717683"},{"timestamp":1785888874,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:14:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He also sees it exactly the way I see it, and I know that, despite what he has said to the police:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785888874347"},{"timestamp":1785888878,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:14:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785888878414","attachments":["static/photos/1050037160714946.png"]},{"timestamp":1785889560,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:26:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also this conversation was certainly prescient:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785889560315"},{"timestamp":1785889563,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:26:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785889563257","attachments":["static/photos/1392810886096952.png"]},{"timestamp":1785889685,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:28:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is what makes this more shameful, I think, is that Oli has always understood and expected me to wait for him, and called it a miracle, and then turned around and betrayed me to save his domestic arrangement, with your support, and you still haven't told the truth and clearly won't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785889685910"},{"timestamp":1785889696,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:28:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And, well, ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785889696520"},{"timestamp":1785889702,"iso":"2026-08-05T01:28:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then the Chernys will hear it from me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785889702152"},{"timestamp":1785910090,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:08:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"a wise deletion, haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785910090329"},{"timestamp":1785910105,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:08:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"unlike the other!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785910105900"},{"timestamp":1785912265,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:44:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785912265779"},{"timestamp":1785912437,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:47:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not sure if this is meant to reflect me and Oli?! Hmm","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785912437892"},{"timestamp":1785912487,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:48:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If I am being cast as the jealous one, I think I have been less jealous than almost anyone on planet Earth throughout human history - I am not sure there is anyone else who would have tolerated what I have","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785912487639"},{"timestamp":1785912503,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:48:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am being prosecuted for Oli sharing his location with me for *one hour*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785912503139"},{"timestamp":1785912517,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:48:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I thought it was a couple of days, but I looked back through our messages and it was one hour","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785912517233"},{"timestamp":1785912538,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:48:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For one hour he shared his location with me, on his own initiative, and I am being fucking prosecuted for that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785912538146"},{"timestamp":1785912991,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:56:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don't consider that charge to be dishonest, for what it's worth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785912991507"},{"timestamp":1785913034,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:57:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I consider that one to be Oli being his usual daft self, and the police and CPS acting as if they are Siri rather than human beings with fucking brains and duties","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785913034172"},{"timestamp":1785913044,"iso":"2026-08-05T07:57:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Hey Siri, prosecute 'coercive control'\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785913044449"},{"timestamp":1785913701,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:08:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Ah, here you go, I found it: https://oli.chats.swhra.uk/#msg-im-late-14234","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785913701768"},{"timestamp":1785913711,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:08:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785913711106","attachments":["static/photos/890593187064943.png"]},{"timestamp":1785913773,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:09:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This boy has no worldly right to be loved the way I absolutely, unconditionally, in spite of everything adore him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785913773711"},{"timestamp":1785913818,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:10:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For _that_ I am being prosecuted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785913818280"},{"timestamp":1785914487,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:21:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, and you also clearly wrote that statement to try to make out ABH","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785914487166"},{"timestamp":1785914554,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:22:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I do not buy that Oli has any permanent scarring that doesn't require an electron microscope to see it, though he definitely had a little cut and some quite bad bruising underneath","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785914554638"},{"timestamp":1785914590,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:23:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So that is an independent nastiness that was not just aimed at getting me away from the house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785914590132"},{"timestamp":1785914622,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:23:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose I deserved that for daring to talk to my friends about my relationship","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785914622044"},{"timestamp":1785914670,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:24:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose Oli was entitled to my misery and not I to his","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785914670400"},{"timestamp":1785914720,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:25:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have no words for my disgust at all of this, but anyway, it seems it's nearly over","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785914720949"},{"timestamp":1785914806,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:26:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Despite all of it, I still love Oli and I will forgive him and feed him Quavers, because he is incomprehensibly precious and undeservedly indulged","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785914806248"},{"timestamp":1785914831,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:27:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785914831029"},{"timestamp":1785914870,"iso":"2026-08-05T08:27:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, I'm going to figure out the rest now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1785914870294"},{"timestamp":1786092570,"iso":"2026-08-07T09:49:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just letting you know, for you to do what you will with, that I still love and forgive Oli","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786092570822"},{"timestamp":1786291565,"iso":"2026-08-09T17:06:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786291565066"},{"timestamp":1786299929,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:25:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli gave a recorded interview","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786299929324"},{"timestamp":1786299950,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:25:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either you hid that from me or he hid that from you, almost certainly the former","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786299950677"},{"timestamp":1786299997,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:26:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am going to ask Mr Hussain to request a copy - we really should have been given one already","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786299997553"},{"timestamp":1786300685,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:38:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What are you on about?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786300685232"},{"timestamp":1786301268,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:47:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you know that Oli gave a recorded interview and not just a statement? I have spent many hours discussing his statements on calls with you. I have accused you of complicity in drafting his second statement the next day. I have hypothesised that your messages must have had something to do with that second statement. Did you know that he gave a *recorded interview* and not just a statement?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301268753"},{"timestamp":1786301350,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:49:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If you say so I know nothing about that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301350661"},{"timestamp":1786301675,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:54:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What difference does it make","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301675261"},{"timestamp":1786301678,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:54:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So you have spoken to him daily or near-daily, you have discussed the case, you discussed it the night it happened, you were sent videos of my arrest, you told me he sent a correction to the police and CPS to say that Sam Cherny was not his partner, he sent you a photo of that correction, and you're telling me he didn't say anything about this interview?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301678335"},{"timestamp":1786301822,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:57:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Actually, I give up on doing this thing where I pretend there is any serious possibility that you didn't know about the recorded interview","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301822508"},{"timestamp":1786301855,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:57:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What difference does it make???","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301855706"},{"timestamp":1786301887,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:58:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you now saying that you did know about the recorded interview? I would prefer if you just answered my questions with the truth, before asking me to predict the rest of history","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301887716"},{"timestamp":1786301907,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:58:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What’s the difference between a statement and an interview?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301907208"},{"timestamp":1786301914,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:58:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could you just answer my question?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301914915"},{"timestamp":1786301925,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:58:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you know that he gave an interview?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301925328"},{"timestamp":1786301943,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:59:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well if he did I didn’t register it, or maybe he didn’t. Why does it matter","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301943189"},{"timestamp":1786301963,"iso":"2026-08-09T19:59:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Did you know? If you've been struck by amnesia again, please refer to your messages with him, and then answer me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786301963597"},{"timestamp":1786302040,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:00:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So rude","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302040752"},{"timestamp":1786302072,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:01:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Excuse me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302072732"},{"timestamp":1786302093,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:01:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"DO NOT EVER FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, DAMIEN, EVER AGAIN IN YOUR MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE, DO I MAKE MYSELF UNDERSTOOD?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302093945"},{"timestamp":1786302104,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:01:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nothing I say to you from now on can attain to rudeness","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302104171"},{"timestamp":1786302113,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:01:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Now please give an honest answer to my fucking question, or don't say anything at all","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302113969"},{"timestamp":1786302135,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:02:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Why should i answer questions when you’re being rude lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302135279"},{"timestamp":1786302370,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:06:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't be bothered with this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302370323"},{"timestamp":1786302374,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:06:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have my answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302374045"},{"timestamp":1786302375,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:06:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Thanks","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302375414"},{"timestamp":1786302500,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:08:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"[deleted]","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302500000"},{"timestamp":1786302854,"iso":"2026-08-09T20:14:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Shut the fuck up, you rat","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786302854986"},{"timestamp":1786307609,"iso":"2026-08-09T21:33:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Has anyone reported your chats to the underage boy to the police? Are they investigating it? I’ll submit with the rest of my evidence this afternoon!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786307609479"},{"timestamp":1786307885,"iso":"2026-08-09T21:38:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was in two minds about go forward with all this, you’re just a methed up mentally ill loner, who used to be my friend. You physically attacked Oliver, you’ve harassed everyone for months, you prey on weak people you’re a disgusting peado, who got a a young boy addicted to meth, and took advantage of him! See you in hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786307885509"},{"timestamp":1786309702,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:08:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"OK, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786309702277"},{"timestamp":1786309710,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:08:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hope that helped you feel better about yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786309710651"},{"timestamp":1786309751,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:09:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Write whatever you like and it will end up on the website and in the book","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786309751084"},{"timestamp":1786309765,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:09:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"About myself? You stupid paranoid fuck, you’re so fucking sick. The only think good for you now is prison.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786309765489"},{"timestamp":1786309774,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:09:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And all your noncing?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786309774720"},{"timestamp":1786309823,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:10:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So that boy Ryan? The 16 y/o? You didn’t give him meth? And then take advantage of him???","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786309823882"},{"timestamp":1786309851,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:10:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You disgusting peado","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786309851012"},{"timestamp":1786309857,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:10:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will you include that in your book?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786309857421"},{"timestamp":1786309869,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:11:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll let the police no all about it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786309869588"},{"timestamp":1786311187,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:33:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was that chat with Nate weighing heavily on your mind when you messaged me in March, saying “hi darling, so glad you and Oli worked things out, you were made for each other”? Where were your supposed concerns about my use of drugs when you said “I’m your friend, Sam, just trust me, I’m telling the truth”? I am no longer interested in your tedious attempts to make yourself feel better by wheeling out everything I have ever done that you think will make me look bad. I am talking to you here as a person whom I considered my friend: what have you have done is unforgivable, and I think you have said enough and should now be quiet.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786311187575"},{"timestamp":1786311275,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:34:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was that chat with Nate weighing heavily on your mind when you messaged me in March, saying “hi darling, so glad you and Oli worked things out, you were made for each other”? Where were your supposed concerns about my use of drugs when you said “I’m your friend, Sam, just trust me, I’m telling the truth”? I am no longer interested in your tedious attempts to make yourself feel better by wheeling out everything I have ever done that you think will make me look bad. I am talking to you here as a person whom I considered my friend: what you have done is unforgivable, and I think you have said enough and should now be quiet.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786311275713"},{"timestamp":1786311396,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:36:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, no, I never slept with Ryan or did any such thing with Ryan, and you can ask him on Instagram (@ryanthefinch) if you mean any of that, though he may be a bit confused that it's taken you three years to ask","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786311396137"},{"timestamp":1786311444,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:37:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And he was 18, not 16, not that it's of any relevance since I didn't touch him - I gave him meth out of politeness since I was taking it, which I regret because it was reckless, and for that reason alone","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786311444549"},{"timestamp":1786311483,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:38:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If you have any other real or imaginary wrongs you'd like to dredge up, perhaps you can dredge them up now, or, even better, several weeks or months ago when you were calling yourself my friend and asking me to trust you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786311483332"},{"timestamp":1786311694,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:41:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yes you did you told me after i was disgusted, and you have the nerve to call me a rat. You’re a methed up predator!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786311694794"},{"timestamp":1786311766,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:42:46+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You didn’t touch him! Wow what a liar. Damn I wish we could track him\nDown and ask him. Disgusting. The harm you’ve caused everyone that gets near you!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786311766925"},{"timestamp":1786311912,"iso":"2026-08-09T22:45:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I was your friend I spent time trying to get you out of your fucking meth fueled fantasy. You’re autistic as hell, and methed up, that’s why you thought you were in some relationship with Oliver. You’ll see when you’re sentenced In court, this was all in your head, and frankly now, after how you’ve spoken to me, how you’ve treated me. I hope they send you down for a long time. You’re no good Sam!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786311912868"},{"timestamp":1786314594,"iso":"2026-08-09T23:29:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They’re going to lock you up for a long time hahahah as you should be!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786314594866"},{"timestamp":1786315316,"iso":"2026-08-09T23:41:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can track him down and ask him. I just gave you his Instagram username: @ryanthefinch. His number is +44 7554 667129. He will tell you precisely what I have told you, and if you tell him why you're asking then he will tell you it's a disgrace too.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786315316193"},{"timestamp":1786315660,"iso":"2026-08-09T23:47:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So you lied at the time?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786315660920"},{"timestamp":1786315707,"iso":"2026-08-09T23:48:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What about all the messages you posed where you were asking a 15 y/o for photos of younger boys? Where are those Sam? Didn’t that happen?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786315707407"},{"timestamp":1786316388,"iso":"2026-08-09T23:59:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I posed? Sorry, what? I have no particular memory of ever asking anyone for pictures of anyone. I did have a sexual chat with Nate, who I believed was 15 but was actually, as it happens, 16 going on 17 at the time. (He obviously judged, probably correctly, that it was to his advantage to lower his age slightly when I messaged him on Grindr. Make of that what you will. I might add that biologically a 15 or 16 year old - unless puberty is pharmacologically blocked or *hugely* delayed - is an adult, as a kitten becomes a cat when it is capable of reproducing. But anyway.) I don't have any memory of asking him for any photos of anyone, but Oli has that chat, so you can ask him. While you're at it you could perhaps ask him to remind you of your own messages on the night of May 27th-28th, when you were betraying your friend of 12 years.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786316388348"},{"timestamp":1786316451,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:00:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, I just find this pathetic, really, but carry on if you want and I'll answer the questions you didn't have three years ago when all this stuff actually took place, or this year when you were telling me that Oli and I were made for each other, calling me your friend, and asking me to trust you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786316451248"},{"timestamp":1786316815,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:06:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"God look at you squirm 🤣🤣🤣 shall I post the chat logs to your family?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786316815779"},{"timestamp":1786316874,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:07:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re not my Sam friend, after what you’ve done to me. You think you’ve been betrayed, you’re just a fucking retard, you’ll see in court how wrong you are, hopefully they lock you up and throw away the key","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786316874284"},{"timestamp":1786317304,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:15:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli already sent them to my family, shortly before I arrived at the Chernys' house on April 12th, before I sent any of my emails, so I'm afraid you guys sorta blew that one. Sorry. But if you want to post them or share them with whoever, feel free. I stand by - or, if not stand by, then at least won't hide or lie about - anything that I have said or done. I gave you Ryan's Instagram username and phone number, so you can contact him, and if you want to contact Nate too, his number is +447895006869. Both of them will say that I didn't abuse or exploit them. I wonder who will say the same of you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317304331"},{"timestamp":1786317318,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:15:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli already sent them to my family, shortly before I arrived at the Chernys' house on April 18th, before I sent any of my emails, so I'm afraid you guys sorta blew that one. Sorry. But if you want to post them or share them with whoever, feel free. I stand by - or, if not stand by, then at least won't hide or lie about - anything that I have said or done. I gave you Ryan's Instagram username and phone number, so you can contact him, and if you want to contact Nate too, his number is +447895006869. Both of them will say that I didn't abuse or exploit them. I wonder who will say the same of you.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317318165"},{"timestamp":1786317355,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:15:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, I have no idea exactly what you think the word 'squirm' means","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317355612"},{"timestamp":1786317485,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:18:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ what I've done to you, lmao","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317485855"},{"timestamp":1786317501,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:18:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"fucking brilliant","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317501876"},{"timestamp":1786317516,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:18:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"yes, Damien, truly the problem is what I have done to you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317516016"},{"timestamp":1786317571,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:19:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or what I have done to Ryan, or Nate, whom you supposedly want to track down, though I've given you their bloody mobile numbers and I very much doubt you'll so much as send a text","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317571798"},{"timestamp":1786317633,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:20:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"or what I've done to meth, or whatever else you can dredge up to try to feel better about the unforgivable thing you did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317633667"},{"timestamp":1786317952,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:25:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re fucking ill!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317952179"},{"timestamp":1786317954,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:25:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It’s sad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317954137"},{"timestamp":1786317963,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:26:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But at this stage prison will be the best place for you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786317963015"},{"timestamp":1786318474,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:34:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am disappointed in you, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786318474849"},{"timestamp":1786318524,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:35:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I considered you my friend and I am sorry that this disgrace is where things have ended up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786318524083"},{"timestamp":1786318541,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:35:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re fucking wrong you dumb fuck!!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786318541229"},{"timestamp":1786318590,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:36:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"^ well, not 'ended up', that was too abstract - I am hurt and furious at what you decided and tried to do to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786318590431"},{"timestamp":1786318604,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:36:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and i feel ... something ... at the way that you are still trying to talk to me now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786318604637"},{"timestamp":1786318610,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:36:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"But I think you know you’re wrong and you’re pushing a narrative that makes you look unknowingly stalker!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786318610084"},{"timestamp":1786318611,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:36:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"as if I weren't a person and as if I weren't your friend","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786318611956"},{"timestamp":1786318622,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:37:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose you reckon it might make you feel better if you try to avoid confronting that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786318622643"},{"timestamp":1786318629,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:37:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re wrong Sam you have been!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786318629555"},{"timestamp":1786319558,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:52:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Was this your plan, Damien – \"I’ll just betray my friend Sam, I’ll tell him I’m his friend, tell him he can trust me, and, if he realises that was a mistake, I’ll just threaten him with all that stuff I never cared about? And he’ll be defeated and will go to prison rather than reveal the truth\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786319558206"},{"timestamp":1786319570,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:52:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It gives me great satisfaction to say: nah, fuck you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786319570577"},{"timestamp":1786319581,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:53:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I am deeply glad that my lovely Mr Hussain is in alignment with me on this one:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786319581886"},{"timestamp":1786319586,"iso":"2026-08-10T00:53:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786319586716","attachments":["static/photos/1794725604995944.png"]},{"timestamp":1786320131,"iso":"2026-08-10T01:02:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam you’re going to look like a fool in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786320131997"},{"timestamp":1786320148,"iso":"2026-08-10T01:02:28+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re going prison for what you’ve done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786320148654"},{"timestamp":1786320668,"iso":"2026-08-10T01:11:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I can't be bothered to answer your inane messages, but I was just reviewing things and noticed my messages to you in the screenshot I sent earlier:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786320668111"},{"timestamp":1786320674,"iso":"2026-08-10T01:11:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786320674163","attachments":["static/photos/2098467490745463.png"]},{"timestamp":1786320690,"iso":"2026-08-10T01:11:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Almost heartbreaking","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786320690646"},{"timestamp":1786320747,"iso":"2026-08-10T01:12:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I will never forgive you for what you did to me, knowing me as well as you did, knowing Oli, knowing how the two of us felt about each other, knowing how purely I loved and adored him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786320747915"},{"timestamp":1786320778,"iso":"2026-08-10T01:12:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All of this has been disgusting beyond words and I can't really bear to be in your presence, so I'm done with this, goodnight","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786320778871"},{"timestamp":1786324307,"iso":"2026-08-10T02:11:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What did I do?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786324307579"},{"timestamp":1786324323,"iso":"2026-08-10T02:12:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And what would my motive have been","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786324323531"},{"timestamp":1786324347,"iso":"2026-08-10T02:12:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re going to crack in court when you realise how wrong you are","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786324347000"},{"timestamp":1786339759,"iso":"2026-08-10T06:29:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I've got a website for that: https://damien-mcmullen.swhra.uk/\nAnd another with our chats: https://damien.chats.swhra.uk/\nAnd our first call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFiezPJ4Dc8\nAnd our second series of calls: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf6DCuNmELvw\nAgain, if I were you, I would have the decency to kill myself, though I don't for a moment think you do, so I will settle for making sure that this haunts you for the rest of your undeserved days on Earth, and don't dare to offer me any fucking advice to 'move on with my life' - I will move on with yours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786339759443"},{"timestamp":1786362234,"iso":"2026-08-10T12:43:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786362234159"},{"timestamp":1786362254,"iso":"2026-08-10T12:44:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786362254385","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1786365414,"iso":"2026-08-10T13:36:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://us06web.zoom.us/j/83428344981?pwd=BoA3mWBX6rUxSwRTrSlDRE3UNHmIBT.1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786365414940"},{"timestamp":1786365803,"iso":"2026-08-10T13:43:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please either join this call or don't keep trying to call me on Instagram again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786365803754"},{"timestamp":1786369977,"iso":"2026-08-10T14:52:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Yeah I changed my mind. I don’t want anymore horribleness, you just told me I should kill myslef, wtf is that?I’ve tried time and time again with you, and you can’t seem to get any better. One day all will be revealed and I hope you’re an ashamed of yourself of how you’ve treated me. I’ve always did my best for you Sam, but I don’t recognize you anymore, you’re mean and nasty. This ending is vaguely similar to the ending of the movie shutter island. I genuinely believe you know the truth but you’re sticking to this narrative because the alternative is harder pill to swallow, and I’m just a punching bag that’s got caught in the middle. Maybe I’ll see you in court I haven’t decided if I’ll be bothered to go. Best of luck whatever, although I think you’ve sealed your own fate at this stage!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786369977045"},{"timestamp":1786371447,"iso":"2026-08-10T15:17:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, does this complaint have any subject matter or are you just whining that I am not being kind to you any more? I'm afraid you haven't earned kindness.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786371447014"},{"timestamp":1786375538,"iso":"2026-08-10T16:25:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well it’s sad you’ve done this to yourself, I can only sympathize so much when you’ve harassed and stalked me. Anyway I don’t know you anymore I’m going to block you, unfortunately I think it’s for the best!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786375538779"},{"timestamp":1786396363,"iso":"2026-08-10T22:12:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So have you messaged Ryan and Nate? What did they say? I'm curious. Of course, I'd also like you to reply to me and the Chernys, but you seemed determined to speak to them first. What did you find?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786396363895"},{"timestamp":1786396575,"iso":"2026-08-10T22:16:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam you fucking idiot you told me you got Ryan high and then performed oral sex on him. I remember it clear as day as I was appalled. I’m shocked you’re bothering to lie.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786396575205"},{"timestamp":1786410750,"iso":"2026-08-11T02:12:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you saying this, Damien? You know perfectly well that I never said that, because I never did that. What is the point of this? Is it maybe time to draw a line?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786410750592"},{"timestamp":1786411012,"iso":"2026-08-11T02:16:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you kidding me right? Lol I’ve never known you to lie, you’ve went even lower in my estimation!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786411012276"},{"timestamp":1786411034,"iso":"2026-08-11T02:17:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"We both know you’re lying","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786411034633"},{"timestamp":1786412386,"iso":"2026-08-11T02:39:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you should call it a day","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786412386632"},{"timestamp":1786420908,"iso":"2026-08-11T05:01:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Incidentally, I think I'm done with Oli too, for what it's worth - he hasn't really shown anything worthy of the way I've loved him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786420908958"},{"timestamp":1786422945,"iso":"2026-08-11T05:35:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You don’t get to walk away after what you’ve done Sam. You’re going to be sent to prison!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786422945538"},{"timestamp":1786443807,"iso":"2026-08-11T11:23:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you owe me a serious answer, not this drivel","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786443807841"},{"timestamp":1786587493,"iso":"2026-08-13T03:18:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Branching out into Facebook ads!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786587493584"},{"timestamp":1786587493,"iso":"2026-08-13T03:18:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786587493597","attachments":["static/photos/1755943396188153.png"]},{"timestamp":1786587493,"iso":"2026-08-13T03:18:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786587493687","attachments":["static/photos/2007264866660928.png"]},{"timestamp":1786587493,"iso":"2026-08-13T03:18:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786587493795","attachments":["static/photos/1058024369957866.png"]},{"timestamp":1786587533,"iso":"2026-08-13T03:18:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786587533778","attachments":["static/photos/1395131025906496.png"]},{"timestamp":1786588019,"iso":"2026-08-13T03:26:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🎉⚖️","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786588019206"},{"timestamp":1786588019,"iso":"2026-08-13T03:26:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786588019538","attachments":["static/photos/4594649770803338.png"]},{"timestamp":1786588427,"iso":"2026-08-13T03:33:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"🤷","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786588427061"},{"timestamp":1786588427,"iso":"2026-08-13T03:33:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786588427264","attachments":["static/photos/2192012694699591.png"]},{"timestamp":1786590282,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:04:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What a pity I didn't Move On With My Life™, eh? That would've really shown you!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786590282091"},{"timestamp":1786590532,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:08:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"If someone's lying to you, you don't go to all that effort, you just ignore it and move on\" (https://youtu.be/ZOd0hsbyAHQ?si=wj4DPBcyTTu3vW6c&t=8075) – INCORRECT, I in fact _do_ go to that effort! Better luck next time!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786590532205"},{"timestamp":1786590616,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:10:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Go listen to that recording and to your constant promises that you are my friend and I can trust you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786590616160"},{"timestamp":1786590638,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:10:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I didn't trust a word you said, by that point, and it turns out I was right not to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786590638208"},{"timestamp":1786590646,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:10:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"(shock fucking horror)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786590646950"},{"timestamp":1786590740,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:12:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and I will _not_ Move On With My Life™, I'm afraid, I will remain exactly where I am until you take from the costs of your own choices and give me back my well-earned reputation for decency that you are currently trying to steal from me undeservedly for yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786590740744"},{"timestamp":1786590782,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:13:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"and I will _not_ Move On With My Life™, I'm afraid, I will remain exactly where I am until you take from me the costs of your own choices and give me back my well-earned reputation for decency that you are currently trying to steal from me undeservedly for yourself (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786590782936"},{"timestamp":1786591606,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:26:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose you thought I'd be scared into silence by your threats to report me to the police for 'harassment'","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786591606351"},{"timestamp":1786591638,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:27:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And that you could always fall back on threatening to publish chats you didn't care about 4 years ago or when you were asking me to trust you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786591638018"},{"timestamp":1786591663,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:27:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That would shut me up, right? That'll shut up the person who trusted you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786591663889"},{"timestamp":1786591702,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:28:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You will not escape this utter disgrace for the rest of your days on Earth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786591702644"},{"timestamp":1786591760,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:29:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I don't give a fuck if it's Healthy™ and I don't give a fuck about any bland pseudo-therapeutic spatial metaphors about Moving On™ or Going Forward™ or Onward and Upward™ or whatever else that you might have for me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786591760256"},{"timestamp":1786591964,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:32:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is your choice what you do now, and it's a bad choice because you've made it one, but you can make your later choices slightly better or slightly worse 🤷 welcome to moral reality, sorry it sucks, and never fucking do this to anyone again","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786591964225"},{"timestamp":1786592403,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:40:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, in more imminent considerations: I will see to it that you are summoned to testify if you refuse to do so voluntarily, so it is your choice under what circumstances you want that conversation to begin","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786592403863"},{"timestamp":1786592464,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:41:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have abundant evidence of why your testimony would be important, and absolutely zero pity for you after everything you have tried to do to me, and how you have spoken to me and acted while doing it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786592464441"},{"timestamp":1786592822,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:47:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also have this to look forward to, which I'm sure will be good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786592822712"},{"timestamp":1786592823,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:47:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786592823459","attachments":["static/photos/1398928798775280.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1786592900,"iso":"2026-08-13T04:48:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I see the police marked me as an anticipated guilty plea, and filled in the MG11 as such about half an hour before my first hearing - perhaps you expected that too - certainly you didn't think I would put up a fight - well, fuck you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786592900391"},{"timestamp":1786595855,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:37:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, I hope it was worth it, at least, the last few months","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786595855798"},{"timestamp":1786595874,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:37:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hope you had fun tormenting me for daring to tell people about how Oli treated me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786595874134"},{"timestamp":1786595880,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:38:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You certainly seemed to be having fun","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786595880214"},{"timestamp":1786595929,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:38:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I hope you enjoyed the complete inversion of moral reality","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786595929943"},{"timestamp":1786595934,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:38:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I didn't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786595934063"},{"timestamp":1786595938,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:38:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Burn in hell","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786595938528"},{"timestamp":1786595986,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:39:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You absolutely unspeakable scum","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786595986656"},{"timestamp":1786596136,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:42:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And don't you dare ever whine again about my telling you you should kill yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786596136592"},{"timestamp":1786596145,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:42:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was telling you what a decent person would do in your position","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786596145575"},{"timestamp":1786596152,"iso":"2026-08-13T05:42:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I was not suggesting that you'd be so decent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786596152602"},{"timestamp":1786603017,"iso":"2026-08-13T07:36:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nice, early results are in, and I have spent 70p for 80 pairs of eyeballs, which feels good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786603017618"},{"timestamp":1786603017,"iso":"2026-08-13T07:36:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786603017687","attachments":["static/photos/1269612755176517.png"]},{"timestamp":1786603029,"iso":"2026-08-13T07:37:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Gosh this is sort of compulsive","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786603029715"},{"timestamp":1786603101,"iso":"2026-08-13T07:38:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'm probably going to run out of 20-40yo men with high-end phones and university degrees in inner London and Belfast before all this money is spent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786603101207"},{"timestamp":1786628510,"iso":"2026-08-13T14:41:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"📈 it turns out people find this appalling, even if your and our friends have been disappointingly useless so far","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786628510255"},{"timestamp":1786628510,"iso":"2026-08-13T14:41:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786628510808","attachments":["static/photos/1885243969547868.png"]},{"timestamp":1786628719,"iso":"2026-08-13T14:45:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I suppose not wanting to take a stand against bullies is not quite the same thing as liking or trusting them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786628719915"},{"timestamp":1786628967,"iso":"2026-08-13T14:49:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786628967133","attachments":["static/photos/4314541818875490.png"]},{"timestamp":1786628968,"iso":"2026-08-13T14:49:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786628968706","attachments":["static/photos/942138678924795.png"]},{"timestamp":1786629005,"iso":"2026-08-13T14:50:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There is no drug as gratifying as justice","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786629005598"},{"timestamp":1786909802,"iso":"2026-08-16T20:50:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786909802230"},{"timestamp":1786930154,"iso":"2026-08-17T02:29:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1786930154215"},{"timestamp":1787054276,"iso":"2026-08-18T12:57:56+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787054276149"},{"timestamp":1787078581,"iso":"2026-08-18T19:43:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787078581225"},{"timestamp":1787078609,"iso":"2026-08-18T19:43:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787078609289","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1787078993,"iso":"2026-08-18T19:49:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"damienwilliamt started an audio call","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787078993431"},{"timestamp":1787079052,"iso":"2026-08-18T19:50:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787079052324","isSystem":true,"systemText":"Audio call ended","eventKind":"audio-call"},{"timestamp":1787322052,"iso":"2026-08-21T15:20:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787322052753"},{"timestamp":1787322053,"iso":"2026-08-21T15:20:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And that’s just from you haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787322053642"},{"timestamp":1787460035,"iso":"2026-08-23T05:40:35+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787460035119"},{"timestamp":1787708152,"iso":"2026-08-26T02:35:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"All going well?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787708152412"},{"timestamp":1787708159,"iso":"2026-08-26T02:35:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787708159336"},{"timestamp":1787811070,"iso":"2026-08-27T07:11:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How’s the betraying going? And the lying? Well? Badly?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787811070900"},{"timestamp":1787811192,"iso":"2026-08-27T07:13:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"As I was just saying last night to one of my _victims_:","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787811192887"},{"timestamp":1787811203,"iso":"2026-08-27T07:13:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787811203501","attachments":["static/photos/1591061612545752.png"]},{"timestamp":1787811231,"iso":"2026-08-27T07:13:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You of course are also my _victim_, Damien, aren’t you?, as we all know","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787811231337"},{"timestamp":1787811250,"iso":"2026-08-27T07:14:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And not I yours","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787811250094"},{"timestamp":1787816539,"iso":"2026-08-27T08:42:19+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Give it a rest Sam? She’s a minor, why are you bothering her","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787816539540"},{"timestamp":1787821551,"iso":"2026-08-27T10:05:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"To explain to her exactly and fully the truth, Damien :)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787821551728"},{"timestamp":1787824455,"iso":"2026-08-27T10:54:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"She’s a school girl? Don’t you have anything better to do with your time","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787824455749"},{"timestamp":1787824479,"iso":"2026-08-27T10:54:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol it seems even your lawyer is confused","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787824479662"},{"timestamp":1787824516,"iso":"2026-08-27T10:55:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I have nothing better to do with my time than this :) that ok with you, or would you sooner I not?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787824516853"},{"timestamp":1787824592,"iso":"2026-08-27T10:56:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And my lawyer *is* confused, Damien, because Oli lied to the police, you agreed not to contradict those lies (criminally), and consequently none of the case makes any sense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787824592919"},{"timestamp":1787825024,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:03:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam look at your messages, they contradict your own narrative. He tells you to leave him alone. You have both told me you’ve seen each other 4 times in total since your relationship? It doesn’t make much sense","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787825024392"},{"timestamp":1787825060,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:04:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Having a good time, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787825060559"},{"timestamp":1787825092,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:04:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787825092823"},{"timestamp":1787825345,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:09:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787825345204"},{"timestamp":1787825345,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:09:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is how you’ve been sounded recently","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787825345621"},{"timestamp":1787825402,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:10:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":":) always nice to see you happy and doing well, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787825402927"},{"timestamp":1787825427,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:10:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Stop being creepy","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787825427905"},{"timestamp":1787825767,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:16:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It\nMakes sense when you consider you’re wrong and paranoid","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787825767813"},{"timestamp":1787827490,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:44:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Doing well? Happy and healthy?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787827490471"},{"timestamp":1787828292,"iso":"2026-08-27T11:58:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Damien sent an attachment.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828292111"},{"timestamp":1787828519,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:01:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anything to say to Lila? I’ve given her a link through my https://remote-sam.swhra.uk site that lets her browse my Instagram and Facebook, so maybe she’ll read this, and the rest of our chat, and my chat on Facebook with Oli, and indeed perhaps (if I may suggest) our various Facebook group arguments from April 12-18 that you, Damien, were part of, in which Oli said “we’re boyfriends, aren’t we?”, and you tried diligently not to admit any knowledge of them, refused to testify, and said “try getting me into a courtroom”","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828519628"},{"timestamp":1787828601,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:03:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh shut up Sam, a few days between that he was filing a police report. Very hard to follow","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828601005"},{"timestamp":1787828607,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:03:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Those group chats were after April 12th, when Oli said he had cut all contact with me and was being stalked - you refused to contradict that account, and you MYSTERIOUSLY deleted your messages from that night of my arrest and MYSTERIOUSLY developed amnesia, didn’t you, Damien? How’s your amnesia going? Has it subsided? In ECT patients it subsides after a while - in you maybe not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828607507"},{"timestamp":1787828646,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:04:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hard to follow? You remained part of the group chats and could have read them at any moment","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828646134"},{"timestamp":1787828666,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:04:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam you write massive essays","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828666981"},{"timestamp":1787828674,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:04:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I asked you to read them, and you wriggled out of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828674926"},{"timestamp":1787828692,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:04:52+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"However after our phone calls, I could understand much better and some heat sympathized","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828692134"},{"timestamp":1787828708,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:05:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8rVxjn2RJY&list=PLf6DCuNmELvw","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828708860"},{"timestamp":1787828740,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:05:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"In that whole first call you are trying to toe the line - you refused to check your Facebook when I asked you to, and tried not to acknowledge the chats","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828740279"},{"timestamp":1787828767,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:06:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I asked you repeatedly, in the presence of many of your friends, for over a month, to confirm to the Chernys what you had witnessed first-hand, and you refused to until ... what was it, last Monday at 3am or so?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828767130"},{"timestamp":1787828771,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:06:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Ohhh what would have that achieved","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828771966"},{"timestamp":1787828817,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:06:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Did you? Would you admit, if you were wrong about Sam Cherny, all this is very unhinged","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828817957"},{"timestamp":1787828820,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It would have proven Oli's account was false","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828820752"},{"timestamp":1787828824,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:07:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"On which I was being prosecuted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828824805"},{"timestamp":1787828833,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:07:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I said that many times","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828833242"},{"timestamp":1787828849,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:07:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also, what does it matter what it would have achieved? Why is it hard to tell the truth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828849618"},{"timestamp":1787828894,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:08:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"If somebody came to me, as my friend or as *anyone*, and said to me \"could you confirm that you were part of these chats on Facebook that you were part of?\", I would say \"yup\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828894782"},{"timestamp":1787828902,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:08:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"\"Yup\", not even \"yes\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828902176"},{"timestamp":1787828907,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:08:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because why the hell wouldn't you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828907509"},{"timestamp":1787828963,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:09:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway, do you have anything to say to Lila about why you refused for several months to tell her family that there wasn't a crazy person out to harm them, and that I was simply Oli's boyfriend who was telling the truth and was no danger to anyone?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828963837"},{"timestamp":1787828985,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:09:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You said that to me - you refused, for well over a month, to confirm it in an email to them, despite promising many times to do so, until you finally relented last week","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787828985871"},{"timestamp":1787829003,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:10:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, you haven't sent an email still, but you said it in a group chat with Sam and Steve Cherny, which was good enough for me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829003937"},{"timestamp":1787829029,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:10:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"To remember the nasty messages you wrote to me, after I agreed to do it? I think you were calling me scum?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829029819"},{"timestamp":1787829037,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:10:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, because you are scum","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829037035"},{"timestamp":1787829048,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:10:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When someone is being so darn rude why would I do anything for them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829048159"},{"timestamp":1787829050,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:10:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Don't you dare whinge about that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829050972"},{"timestamp":1787829067,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:11:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When was that even a question","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829067135"},{"timestamp":1787829075,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:11:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because (1) I wasn't calling you that until after you failed grievously as a friend and betrayed me, and (2) even then you tell the truth as a citizen of a country","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829075382"},{"timestamp":1787829091,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:11:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam I haven’t, I’ve never lied","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829091752"},{"timestamp":1787829100,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:11:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ve just never wanted to be dragged into this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829100184"},{"timestamp":1787829103,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:11:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"By you!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829103653"},{"timestamp":1787829103,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:11:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But by all means carry on your morally deranged whinging about how your betrayal was justified by my subsequent anger that you betrayed","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829103696"},{"timestamp":1787829107,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:11:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But by all means carry on your morally deranged whinging about how your betrayal was justified by my subsequent anger that you betrayed me (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829107810"},{"timestamp":1787829117,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:11:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck you to hell, you squalid rat, I cba with you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829117910"},{"timestamp":1787829125,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:12:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"see you later","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829125559"},{"timestamp":1787829129,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:12:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh I haven’t betrayed you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829129576"},{"timestamp":1787829143,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:12:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oliver isn’t dating Sam Cherney 🫠🤦🏼‍♂️","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829143820"},{"timestamp":1787829171,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:12:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You dragged poor Edward into this shame on you, he doesn’t deserve that!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829171568"},{"timestamp":1787829221,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:13:41+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, shut up, Damien, I don't care any more","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829221062"},{"timestamp":1787829228,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:13:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Totally shameless. I’m sure you haven’t even apologized to him.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829228898"},{"timestamp":1787829229,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:13:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What do you have to say to Lila Cherny?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829229861"},{"timestamp":1787829239,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:13:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you not tell her family the truth to begin with?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829239947"},{"timestamp":1787829266,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:14:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Nothing she’s a minor. Do you think that you’re messaging a young girl, is going to set off red flags? 🚩 stop it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829266734"},{"timestamp":1787829289,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:14:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That’s not an answer - what do you have to say to her? Why did you not tell her family the truth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829289755"},{"timestamp":1787829308,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:15:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re invented truth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829308672"},{"timestamp":1787829329,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:15:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you not tell her the truth about my and Oli’s relationship, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829329444"},{"timestamp":1787829382,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:16:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or not *her* but her family","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829382486"},{"timestamp":1787829398,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:16:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Because I didn’t want to be dragged into this shit show.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829398946"},{"timestamp":1787829409,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:16:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also why do you think Oliver lied to police?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829409369"},{"timestamp":1787829418,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:16:58+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you sure he did?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829418393"},{"timestamp":1787829457,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:17:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you not tell her brother the truth the morning of the 27th, before I went, when I asked you to pass the message along to Sam Cherny? I wouldn’t have gone there if you had. You ignored my message. Why? How do you explain that to Sam Cherny? To Lila Cherny?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829457125"},{"timestamp":1787829497,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:18:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I remind you that she can open my Facebook, look at my chats with Oli, and also look at the group chats and see that his police statements were lies and that you knew they were lies and refused to say so","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829497482"},{"timestamp":1787829614,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:20:14+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, because you think it’s relevant, Oliver is a lodger at the Chernys. I’m confident Oliver has been transparent with everyone. Why do you think he’s lied to the police?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829614013"},{"timestamp":1787829696,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:21:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you not reply to my emails, Damien, confirming what you knew, which she can now see that you knew? Why did you instead let Oli’s false account stand, while I was prosecuted and while her family was terrified? Please explain to me and to her how that was for their sake, or mine, or anyone’s but yours and Oli’s.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829696013"},{"timestamp":1787829763,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:22:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What was the false account? You’re being prosecuted because you’ve harassed him.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829763341"},{"timestamp":1787829995,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:26:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The false account was that Oli and I were not in a relationship, that you weren't passing messages from him to me saying that he would resume our relationship if I stopped telling others about it, and that instead I was his ex-boyfriend with whom he had refused all contact since April 12th. He says that in his statement. I repeatedly asked you to confirm that it wasn't the case, since it was crucial to my wrongful prosecution. You admitted privately that it wasn't the case, but refused to say so in court or to the Chernys. You preferred to let them think I was a dangerous stalker intent on harming them, because you and Oli wanted their money and their housing while feeling entitled to cheat on their son and brother, lie to everyone about it, and throw his boyfriend and your friend of twelve years under the bus to cover it up.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787829995928"},{"timestamp":1787830031,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:27:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fuck you, Damien, and explain yourself. The Chernys can read everything.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830031142"},{"timestamp":1787830259,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:30:59+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What……? Isn’t that correct though? He did block you on the 12 of April? I haven’t denied anything. And I’m afraid Sam you are a dangerous stalker. Your actions are disproportionate, you keep talking about killing me. I haven’t seen Oliver in well over a year. I certainly don’t get any money from him 🤣🤣 that’s the. Most batshit thing I’ve heard!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830259005"},{"timestamp":1787830322,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:32:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, Damien, he didn't block me on 12 April, he blocked me on 18 April. Between those two dates, we had long discussions in which he said things such as \"I love you Sam\" and \"we're boyfriends, aren't we?\". You are still in those chats. Why don't you go and look at them?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830322291"},{"timestamp":1787830454,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:34:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"He sent this to you on 18 April, about an hour or two before I turned up at his house, didn't he? He said it after I said I was going to the house, and quite obviously *because* I said I was going to the house. Every time I said I was going to the house, he declared that I was a stalker. I do not think one can transform one's boyfriend into a stalker in the space of 60 minutes just because he does something one dislikes (because one is conducting a second parallel relationship).","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830454583"},{"timestamp":1787830454,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:34:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830454803","attachments":["static/photos/2124039591537924.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1787830506,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:35:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam I’m not a forensic investigator. I don’t memorize dates","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830506596"},{"timestamp":1787830507,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:35:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why, even after that, did you refuse to tell the Chernys, by email, despite many reminders and requests and despite promising many times that you'd do so, that I and Oli were in a relationship as recently as this year, let alone 18 April?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830507849"},{"timestamp":1787830518,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:35:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I sent that message after the group chats","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830518424"},{"timestamp":1787830521,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:35:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I'll let Lila Cherny judge that ridiculous explanation","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830521469"},{"timestamp":1787830550,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:35:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes! Exactly! The group chats *after 12 April* that *you refused for over a month to acknowledge that you had been part of*","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830550399"},{"timestamp":1787830585,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:36:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here you are refusing to acknowledge them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8rVxjn2RJY&list=PLf6DCuNmELvw&index=1","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830585532"},{"timestamp":1787830921,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:42:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"lmao, some much-belated fucking support, lol","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830921510"},{"timestamp":1787830932,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:42:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"several months later and after I have been prosecuted","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830932902"},{"timestamp":1787830934,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:42:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830934177","attachments":["static/photos/5135790166560239.png"]},{"timestamp":1787830942,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:42:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well I found the chat and looked at it, I hadn’t seen the messages understandably because there are 10000s wtf","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830942941"},{"timestamp":1787830956,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:42:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830956411","attachments":["static/photos/2287328965389569.jpg","static/photos/4641375719468603.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1787830965,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:42:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"This is all very hard to follow","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787830965696"},{"timestamp":1787831012,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:43:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Wow that’s insane","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831012152"},{"timestamp":1787831186,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:46:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is what you said to Oli at the time, Damien, though you are now pretending you never the saw the chats","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831186280"},{"timestamp":1787831186,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:46:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831186901","attachments":["static/photos/1088168713902240.png"]},{"timestamp":1787831198,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:46:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is what you said to Oli at the time, Damien, though you are now pretending you never saw the chats (edited)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831198175"},{"timestamp":1787831213,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:46:53+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"So it’s a matter of the 18th not the 12th","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831213663"},{"timestamp":1787831233,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:47:13+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol look at me trying to mediate","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831233232"},{"timestamp":1787831236,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:47:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Damien, please stop playing dumb - you have been dumb but not that dumb, and we have spoken for many many many hours about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831236051"},{"timestamp":1787831241,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:47:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You had read those chats","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831241863"},{"timestamp":1787831260,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:47:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’m sure you have a more sinister twist on it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831260327"},{"timestamp":1787831264,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:47:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I had asked you about those chats at length, and asked you to open them in your Facebook account at the time of those calls, and you squirmed out of it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831264194"},{"timestamp":1787831274,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:47:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I think is quite fair, I stand by that.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831274597"},{"timestamp":1787831276,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:47:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, Damien, that sinister twist is called the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831276075"},{"timestamp":1787831286,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:48:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you try to pretend just now that you had never read the chats?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831286491"},{"timestamp":1787831293,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:48:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What is this ^^^","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831293947"},{"timestamp":1787831304,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:48:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please just stop lying, for fuck's sake","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831304376"},{"timestamp":1787831312,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:48:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Are you fucking kidding me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831312731"},{"timestamp":1787831321,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:48:41+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Look at the fucking length and how many messages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831321974"},{"timestamp":1787831323,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:48:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sam Cherny's sister is a teenager, not an imbecile","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831323537"},{"timestamp":1787831328,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:48:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You think\nI’m\nGoing to read all that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831328791"},{"timestamp":1787831334,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:48:54+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You’re mad","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831334055"},{"timestamp":1787831349,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:49:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It had no interest to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831349906"},{"timestamp":1787831352,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:49:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And why should it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831352544"},{"timestamp":1787831358,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:49:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It would be perverse if I did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831358318"},{"timestamp":1787831425,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:50:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you did, because you said to Oli that you did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831425027"},{"timestamp":1787831425,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:50:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831425472","attachments":["static/photos/1469922608306056.png"]},{"timestamp":1787831461,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:51:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Probably skimmed hahaha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831461109"},{"timestamp":1787831477,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:51:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t read thing that’s for sure","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831477598"},{"timestamp":1787831484,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:51:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Does that message you sent to Oli look like you were unaware that Oli and I, at that point, were in a relationship?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831484712"},{"timestamp":1787831490,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:51:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"It took me 4 minutes this scroll up","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831490425"},{"timestamp":1787831512,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:51:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Bear in mind that was sent on something like April 16 or 17, I can check if you insist","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831512845"},{"timestamp":1787831525,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:52:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"No but that was never a question?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831525015"},{"timestamp":1787831542,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:52:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Damien, would you please kindly stop pretending to be a lobotomised idiot?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831542386"},{"timestamp":1787831571,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:52:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This call recording might refresh your memory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8rVxjn2RJY&list=PLf6DCuNmELvw","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831571291"},{"timestamp":1787831582,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:53:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay I’m done if you’re going to talk to me like that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831582593"},{"timestamp":1787831588,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:53:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t think this changes much","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831588856"},{"timestamp":1787831597,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:53:17+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"He established no contact and you went to the house","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831597218"},{"timestamp":1787831603,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:53:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Also this email reply from you to me and the Chernys, the only reply you ever sent to them until your Facebook replies last Monday: https://emails.swhra.uk/#message-email_2026-07-11_005449_damienwmcmullen_Re__Damien__the_things_you_are-eml","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831603787"},{"timestamp":1787831604,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:53:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"In June was it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831604035"},{"timestamp":1787831660,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:54:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why, Damien, did you say this, when you knew full well, as you now admit, that Oli and I were in a relationship as recently as this year, indeed April, and knew full well that I was asking you to confirm that to the Chernys, as you had promised you would?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831660137"},{"timestamp":1787831660,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:54:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831660271","attachments":["static/photos/2409225686154057.png"]},{"timestamp":1787831709,"iso":"2026-08-27T12:55:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Hmm","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787831709844"},{"timestamp":1787832006,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:00:06+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Have a look at the messages you sent me after that’s why I wasn’t here to do you favors","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832006741"},{"timestamp":1787832189,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:03:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"> Have a look at the messages you sent me after\n\n> that’s why I wasn’t here to do you favors\n\nRight, Damien. So you betrayed me and you lied because I was angry that you betrayed me and lied. Does that seem to you like it makes a great deal of sense?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832189001"},{"timestamp":1787832279,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:04:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Can we just accept, as a general principle, that something later in time cannot cause something earlier in time? This is sometimes known as the linearity of time. Time moves inexorably forward, etc. Causation is collinear with time.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832279858"},{"timestamp":1787832332,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:05:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What difference does this make any way","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832332562"},{"timestamp":1787832343,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:05:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe you should take a lesson In manners","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832343802"},{"timestamp":1787832375,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:06:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not going to respond to that, Damien, because I think everyone else can read it in light of what you have done and feel exactly as I feel about the way you are talking right now.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832375704"},{"timestamp":1787832416,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:06:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway. Moving on. Why did you delete your messages with Oli from that night, why do you claim not to remember what you discussed, and why, after promising several times to retrieve them, have you failed, and do you now refuse, to do so?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832416121"},{"timestamp":1787832442,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:07:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You went to the Chernys after in June","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832442531"},{"timestamp":1787832444,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:07:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Should the Chernys ask Oli to see those messages on his phone? I think they should. I would if I were them.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832444488"},{"timestamp":1787832457,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:07:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"After you were no longer together","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832457547"},{"timestamp":1787832468,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:07:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I went to the Chernys' house on April 18th and May 27th, though I don't know what your point is.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832468507"},{"timestamp":1787832473,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:07:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What do you mean by \"no longer together\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832473600"},{"timestamp":1787832484,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you recall telling me on May 9th that Oli \"wasn't going to leave me\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832484337"},{"timestamp":1787832489,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Also you said I couldn’t get them messages?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832489942"},{"timestamp":1787832496,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you say that? \"Leave\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832496365"},{"timestamp":1787832506,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sorry, is that meant to be an English sentence? What?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832506086"},{"timestamp":1787832516,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh fuck off","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832516634"},{"timestamp":1787832518,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What do you mean I said you couldn't get the[m][?] messages?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832518748"},{"timestamp":1787832519,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Rude pig","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832519160"},{"timestamp":1787832525,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Do you recall saying that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832525233"},{"timestamp":1787832528,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because you did say that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832528105"},{"timestamp":1787832538,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:08:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And Lila Cherny or anyone can see that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832538761"},{"timestamp":1787832548,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:09:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyone with access to my Facebook and Instagram","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832548064"},{"timestamp":1787832553,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:09:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which they now have","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832553015"},{"timestamp":1787832572,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:09:32+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So no more lying, Damien, and no more separate audiences - you are now going to explain yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832572583"},{"timestamp":1787832616,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:10:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why, after saying that, did you refuse to confirm that Oli and I were in a relationship as recently as *this year*, let alone May 9th, let alone April 18th, let alone April 12th, let alone whenever?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832616841"},{"timestamp":1787832697,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:11:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oli implies in his second police statement that we were ex-boyfriends already when we met on April 12th - he makes it sound like we were distant ex-boyfriends meeting to resolve a dispute - though a few comments about or clearly based on it make me suspect that he retreats from that in his recorded interview, to the position that that was the day that we broke up and he declared that he wanted no contact","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832697347"},{"timestamp":1787832723,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:12:03+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You seem to be on and off again it’s hard to follow","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832723784"},{"timestamp":1787832723,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:12:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Except even that wasn't the case, Damien, was it? And you knew it wasn't the case. And I asked you to say what you knew, but you wouldn't say it to the Chernys, and you told me \"good luck getting me into a courtroom\".","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832723813"},{"timestamp":1787832740,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:12:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Would you agree??","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832740335"},{"timestamp":1787832742,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:12:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"🤣","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832742234"},{"timestamp":1787832749,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:12:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would you kindly answer my questions, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832749733"},{"timestamp":1787832780,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:13:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know you criminally conspired not to tell this truth, but you're now going to have to","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832780679"},{"timestamp":1787832788,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:13:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You said it would be impossible to retrieve from insta","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832788838"},{"timestamp":1787832801,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:13:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"WHY?????","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832801705"},{"timestamp":1787832804,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:13:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I said your copy of your messages with Oli would be impossible to retrieve, since you deleted it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832804543"},{"timestamp":1787832816,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:13:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not that Oli's copy, if he still has a copy, would be impossible to retrieve from him","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832816413"},{"timestamp":1787832832,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:13:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For fuck's sake, would you stop acting as if you're retarded? Are we not talking about quite simple fucking concepts here?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832832258"},{"timestamp":1787832847,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:14:07+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You delete conversation, conversation is gone; Oli does not delete conversation, conversation is there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832847646"},{"timestamp":1787832873,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:14:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I asked you to retrieve his copy from him, and you have refused and are still refusing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832873520"},{"timestamp":1787832879,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:14:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You had promised to - you now refuse","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832879379"},{"timestamp":1787832889,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:14:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t know if he deleted them or not. I know this is the most important thing in the world for you, I just don’t hold much space for it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832889861"},{"timestamp":1787832890,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:14:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have asked you for months to show me those messages that you say would exonerate you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832890845"},{"timestamp":1787832901,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:15:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But they wouldn't exonerate you, would they?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832901175"},{"timestamp":1787832909,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:15:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Are you still pretending you haven't spoken to him about it, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832909288"},{"timestamp":1787832911,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:15:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Well I’m not a conduit for that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832911168"},{"timestamp":1787832917,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:15:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"About a week after we had an extended argument about this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832917127"},{"timestamp":1787832928,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:15:28+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Months after June 26th when you said you were fascinated to see what they contained, and would ask him for them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832928185"},{"timestamp":1787832940,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:15:40+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"When you i find out they aren’t in a relationship I will be exonerated :)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832940832"},{"timestamp":1787832945,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:15:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You're still telling me, despite talking to him daily, that you simply do not know if he still has them, and that you have never discussed it?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832945177"},{"timestamp":1787832957,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:15:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I told you several days ago that the maximum penalty for collusion of this sort is life imprisonment","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832957519"},{"timestamp":1787832976,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:16+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But despite that, you and he have simply not discussed it? You have no idea if you colluded, and you simply have not thought to ask?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832976032"},{"timestamp":1787832983,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:23+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t even mentioned it to him, it’s absurd.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832983248"},{"timestamp":1787832987,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is very convincing, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832987752"},{"timestamp":1787832989,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t collude","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832989032"},{"timestamp":1787832989,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:29+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Very convincing","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832989807"},{"timestamp":1787832998,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oli wouldn’t ask me to\nCollude","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832998707"},{"timestamp":1787832999,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Who is this meant to convince?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787832999033"},{"timestamp":1787833003,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Nor would i","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833003351"},{"timestamp":1787833003,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833003863"},{"timestamp":1787833007,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:47+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Lila Cherny?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833007181"},{"timestamp":1787833018,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:16:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"She could be fucking five years old and I should hope she would not buy this","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833018416"},{"timestamp":1787833025,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:17:05+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Nor her family","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833025774"},{"timestamp":1787833034,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:17:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is pathetic, Damien, beyond pathetic","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833034171"},{"timestamp":1787833035,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:17:15+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You know Sam Cherny and Oliver are not dating? Right?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833035452"},{"timestamp":1787833042,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:17:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Would you just tell the truth? What did you discuss?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833042219"},{"timestamp":1787833056,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:17:36+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Would this change a lot of things?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833056129"},{"timestamp":1787833056,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:17:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I know full well that you remember, and I know full well that you and Oli have discussed it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833056238"},{"timestamp":1787833088,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:18:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So could you answer my question, rather than going on these digressions about who is In A Relationship With™ whom?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833088527","reactions":["😂"]},{"timestamp":1787833101,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:18:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"That’s enough Sam. When do you get his interview statement?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833101868"},{"timestamp":1787833104,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:18:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 😂 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833104738"},{"timestamp":1787833114,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:18:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could you answer my question, Damien? What did you discuss?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833114741"},{"timestamp":1787833128,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:18:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You may be mad, but you do have sense a humor it’s very unfortunate","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833128217"},{"timestamp":1787833141,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:19:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you discuss, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833141351"},{"timestamp":1787833169,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:19:29+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Anyway.I must dash, I’m heading out for martinis 🍸","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833169893"},{"timestamp":1787833179,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:19:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you discuss?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833179233"},{"timestamp":1787833190,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:19:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol I’ll be telling my friends who don’t know all about this mad crap","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833190110"},{"timestamp":1787833196,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:19:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What did you discuss?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833196479"},{"timestamp":1787833235,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:20:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you owe the Chernys an explanation, as well as me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833235483"},{"timestamp":1787833251,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:20:51+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"The krabby patty secret formulae","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833251356"},{"timestamp":1787833253,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:20:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why will you not provide the evidence that you say exonerates you?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833253759"},{"timestamp":1787833266,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:21:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"While you are refusing to, I think we are entitled to conclude the bleeding obvious","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833266725"},{"timestamp":1787833302,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:21:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So next question: why did you collude to have me imprisoned to cover up Oli’s two-year parallel relationship with me while also dating, or in some kind of incompatible arrangement with, their son/brother?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833302640"},{"timestamp":1787833363,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:22:43+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oliver was giving me the nuclear launch codes. The messages had to be deleted as a measure of national security","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833363582"},{"timestamp":1787833372,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:22:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could you answer my question, Damien?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833372531"},{"timestamp":1787833533,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:25:33+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Sam, as is blindingly obvious, I did not collude against you. You got yourself arrested by your own actions. You broke your bail conditions, continued contacting Oliver after he told you to stop, sent nude images to his mother, harassed his family and friends for months, created group chats, posted bizarre shit about him, and then showed up at his house and refused to leave.\n\nThat is what got you arrested. No one has spoken to me whatsoever, and there is absolutely nothing I could say that would somehow make all of that disappear. You did those things yourself.\n\nI did not conspire against you, and this idea that I somehow caused what happened to you is complete fucking nonsense. After everything you’ve put me through, I’m not going to accept being blamed for the consequences of your own behaviour.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833533628"},{"timestamp":1787833547,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:25:47+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Will you apologize to me if they’re not in a relationship?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833547040"},{"timestamp":1787833689,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:28:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Then why will you not show me the messages that you said would exonerate you? Let’s imagine you’re innocent. I am supposed to believe, apparently, that you could prove me wrong with one short screen recording of that night’s messages from Oli’s account. Yet you refuse to do so, because … something. Despite having previously promised to do so. I am meant to believe this, am I? That you are just squirming and writhing, despite having this exonerating evidence up your sleeve that could prove how wrong I am, and leave me with egg on my face and so forth? Seriously, Damien? Give me a fucking break. I know the truth, you know the truth, Lila Cherny can read this and everything else and know the truth, so can Sam Cherny hopefully, etc. You should have the minimal remaining decency to stop lying now.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833689591"},{"timestamp":1787833739,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:28:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You know what you have done to me and them and you know how appalling it is, because you have told me how appalling it would be, back when there was some tiny bit of doubt, some possibility that this was not what you had done. There no longer is.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833739232"},{"timestamp":1787833795,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:29:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you honestly think Oliver would send me a screen recording of our messages to pass on to you, considering how you’ve been behaving towards him and the fact you’ve been stalking him? I wouldn’t even fucking ask him because I know it’s not going to happen.\n\nYou apparently did something through your lawyer to make sure messages can’t be deleted, so maybe eventually you’ll get to see them anyway. Frankly, for my own benefit, I wish I hadn’t deleted them, because I’m sick of listening to you obsess over this.\n\nBut I can’t produce messages I don’t have, and I can’t force Oliver to give you anything. There is literally nothing I can do.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833795425"},{"timestamp":1787833810,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:30:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Do you think Oliver would sent me the messages?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833810722"},{"timestamp":1787833843,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:30:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"DAMIEN, FOR FUCK’S SAKE, ENOUGH, OK?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833843327"},{"timestamp":1787833849,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:30:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ENOUGH","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833849197"},{"timestamp":1787833862,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:31:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Just tell the fucking truth now. It is over, for Christ’s sake.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833862336"},{"timestamp":1787833926,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:32:06+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You don’t need Oli’s messages anyway, because you have not developed bloody amnesia about what you discussed, and we both know you haven’t. Why I ever indulged this crap I have no idea.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787833926408"},{"timestamp":1787834324,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:38:44+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh Sam it will come out in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834324999"},{"timestamp":1787834342,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:39:02+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You won’t believe what I say anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834342738"},{"timestamp":1787834497,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:41:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It will come out in court, and the record of this chat will remain online forever, from 2014 when I met you until now: https://damien.chats.swhra.uk/#msg-ig-1787833372531 It is up to you how it ends. But the Chernys can now see the truth in all these conversations on my Instagram and Facebook, and I think they can see that it is pretty bleeding obvious what you discussed, and if I were them I would demand to see Oli's copy. But it's up to them.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834497941"},{"timestamp":1787834527,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:42:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I will you sue you over that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834527323"},{"timestamp":1787834619,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:43:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yeah, I gave you instructions on how to do so if any of it is untrue","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834619326"},{"timestamp":1787834625,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:43:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Hold on, I’ll find them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834625976"},{"timestamp":1787834658,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:44:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834658421","attachments":["static/photos/1527683515824917.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1787834671,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:44:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The link there is: http://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/civil/protocol/prot_def","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834671204"},{"timestamp":1787834739,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:45:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I would have to prove truth on the balance of probabilities, but I would have the power of the court (or rather the court would have and would likely use the power of the court) to compel production, including production of third-party materials (e.g. Oli’s copy of the chat) that you can be reasonably expected to be able to get","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834739415"},{"timestamp":1787834777,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:46:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So I would welcome a libel action and I always have","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834777008"},{"timestamp":1787834910,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:48:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"And how much does this cost me?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834910695"},{"timestamp":1787834941,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:49:01+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"10000s in legal fees.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834941903"},{"timestamp":1787834962,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:49:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll wait till we go to court for this, and I’ll let it go if you apologise","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787834962214"},{"timestamp":1787835018,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:50:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I said to you that if you represented yourself, I would do the same","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835018964"},{"timestamp":1787835022,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:50:22+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Worst Sam wtf.\nSo you know how bad this is for my stress","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835022243"},{"timestamp":1787835030,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:50:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It would cost you some court fees, a little more if you sought damages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835030946"},{"timestamp":1787835051,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:50:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The easier way to settle it would be to provide now the exonerating/correcting evidence that you’d have to provide in court","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835051994"},{"timestamp":1787835458,"iso":"2026-08-27T13:57:38+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I would take no pleasure in doing do. However after all this you don’t apologise I’ll bitter enough that I would.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835458195"},{"timestamp":1787835737,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:02:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, do, then - I’ve given you instructions - send me a pre-action letter today","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835737652"},{"timestamp":1787835750,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:02:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I accept service by email: samrobinsonadams@gmail.com","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835750287"},{"timestamp":1787835803,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:03:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You would need to provide a correction, though, and time for me to correct it and to provide whatever damages you seek - so at the very least you need to give me what I am asking for anyway","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835803469"},{"timestamp":1787835847,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:04:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You wnat me to do that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835847169"},{"timestamp":1787835851,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:04:11+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You could then still pursue damages if you wanted to, though I think it would be a pretty tough argument given your own refusal to provide evidence until now (well, hypothetically now, though of course you’re not going to provide evidence now because there isn’t any)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835851104"},{"timestamp":1787835874,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:04:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, and I have said so repeatedly, because that would require you to provide evidence and it would resolve the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835874828"},{"timestamp":1787835886,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:04:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I know you’re not going to do it, because I know what the truth is and so do you","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835886383"},{"timestamp":1787835899,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:04:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"There is no way around this, Damien, so I would like it if you told the truth now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835899552"},{"timestamp":1787835968,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:06:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Would you not just rather wait till court? You would to be sued for damages?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787835968131"},{"timestamp":1787836020,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:07:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I’m quite happy to be, because you won’t get damages, because you are not telling the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836020212"},{"timestamp":1787836056,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:07:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And even if you were telling the truth, that doesn’t really entitle you to damages for the period in which you refused to provide evidence - at the very least it would be a bloody tough argument that you have any claim to damages for that period","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836056819"},{"timestamp":1787836079,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:07:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Anyway this is all beside the point because you are not telling the truth and we both know you’re not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836079373"},{"timestamp":1787836094,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:08:14+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So perhaps you could finally stop this fucking show, Damien, and just come clean, as you should have a long time ago","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836094213"},{"timestamp":1787836227,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:10:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How do you think these chats make you look?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836227586"},{"timestamp":1787836237,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:10:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Clearly you don’t think they make you look good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836237406"},{"timestamp":1787836249,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:10:49+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"After what you’ve done to be I would get damages you posted photos of me in my underwear","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836249599"},{"timestamp":1787836250,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:10:50+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And they *don’t* make you look good","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836250629"},{"timestamp":1787836262,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:11:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Oh, shut up, Damien, and tell the truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836262907"},{"timestamp":1787836268,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:11:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Enough of this whining","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836268043"},{"timestamp":1787836271,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:11:11+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"They don’t make you look good either","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836271694"},{"timestamp":1787836285,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:11:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"!!!!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836285232"},{"timestamp":1787836287,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:11:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am perfectly happy with how they make me look, which is why I’ve posted them online and will keep them there","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836287533"},{"timestamp":1787836313,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:11:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You are threatening to bring a libel claim, which of course you won’t bring because libel requires untruth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836313705"},{"timestamp":1787836322,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:12:02+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But you clearly feel they make you look dreadful","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836322168"},{"timestamp":1787836323,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:12:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And they do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836323888"},{"timestamp":1787836341,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:12:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So why don’t you give them a slightly less appalling ending, rather than carrying on and on in this vein?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836341386"},{"timestamp":1787836375,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:12:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That is the only choice that is morally open to you at this point, I’m afraid, because of what you chose to do — what you tried to do to me and to have me bear the costs of","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836375848"},{"timestamp":1787836397,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:13:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"That was your choice, not mine, and they are your consequences, not mine","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836397578"},{"timestamp":1787836880,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:21:20+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836880449","attachments":["static/photos/1624560779309248.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1787836886,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:21:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"lol it’s a sign","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836886480"},{"timestamp":1787836906,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:21:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How long does this conversation have to carry on before the bit where you tell the truth?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787836906381"},{"timestamp":1787837011,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:23:31+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Jameson whiskey as well","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837011558"},{"timestamp":1787837017,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:23:37+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Maybe I’ll ask Jamison to help haha","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837017464"},{"timestamp":1787837424,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:30:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Sure, ask whoever","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837424421"},{"timestamp":1787837477,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:31:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Look, I think I am being more decent here than you can reasonably expect, and you know it, and I think you are going to have to stop acting like a princess and start acting like someone who has done what you have done","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837477020"},{"timestamp":1787837575,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:32:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And I think you can stop whining to me about stress","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837575440"},{"timestamp":1787837598,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:33:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Go back through our Instagram messages and read how you spoke to me, having betrayed me in the way you did, when you thought you would get away with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837598576"},{"timestamp":1787837623,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:33:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Those messages will remain online, and you deserve that, because you did that","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837623912"},{"timestamp":1787837639,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:33:59+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Welcome to bearing the consequences of what you do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837639134"},{"timestamp":1787837673,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:34:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have tried to make me bear the consequences of what I didn’t do and what you did, so forgive me if my pity for your ‘stress’ is somewhat limited","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837673714"},{"timestamp":1787837691,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:34:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should never have done this and I don’t know what the fuck possessed you to try to do it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787837691594"},{"timestamp":1787838125,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:42:05+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Oh shut up I never betrayed you!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838125047"},{"timestamp":1787838215,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:43:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you send the Chernys this reply when I asked you to confirm to them - as you had promised to confirm to them - that Oli and I were dating, and that I had come to tell them about my suspicion that he had been carrying on two relationships at once?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838215262"},{"timestamp":1787838215,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:43:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838215332","attachments":["static/photos/2432719117252983.png"]},{"timestamp":1787838219,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:43:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"If you’re wrong about all this, would you apologize?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838219102"},{"timestamp":1787838229,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:43:49+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you refuse to relay that message to them when I asked you earlier that day, the 27th?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838229181"},{"timestamp":1787838238,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:43:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am not wasting my time on your stupid fantasies, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838238069"},{"timestamp":1787838244,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:44:04+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Please live in reality","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838244335"},{"timestamp":1787838252,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:44:12+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can disprove me by showing me the messages","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838252356"},{"timestamp":1787838255,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:44:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You haven't and you won't","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838255909"},{"timestamp":1787838258,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:44:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So enough of this now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838258283"},{"timestamp":1787838261,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:44:21+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"What’s wrong with this message?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838261951"},{"timestamp":1787838296,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:44:56+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you refuse to say that Oli and I had been in a relationship this year, and try to put on a show of indignation at my asking that quite simple question?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838296919"},{"timestamp":1787838343,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:45:43+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What is so hard about saying \"yes, I knew Oli and Sam were dating recently and I congratulated them in March on working things out and said they were made for each other, and I was involved in their relationship arguments in the week after April 12th\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838343769"},{"timestamp":1787838353,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:45:53+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What was hard was that you had agreed with Oli not to tell that truth","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838353178"},{"timestamp":1787838358,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:45:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Which the Chernys can now see for themselves","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838358665"},{"timestamp":1787838372,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:46:12+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I didn’t, and I wish Sam Cherny would pipe up, if only to shut you up!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838372377"},{"timestamp":1787838383,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:46:23+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, why not ask him, then?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838383009"},{"timestamp":1787838387,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:46:27+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"How often do you break up?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838387658"},{"timestamp":1787838393,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:46:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Or, even better, why not show me your messages from that night?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838393978"},{"timestamp":1787838399,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:46:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"We both know why not","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838399567"},{"timestamp":1787838408,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:46:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Quite often, which is rather the point","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838408709"},{"timestamp":1787838420,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:47:00+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I took it as seriously this time as I took it the last 17 times","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838420743"},{"timestamp":1787838429,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:47:09+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I said made for each other, after I had seen you in the Chelsea cloisters, that’s the only time I ever saw you together","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838429088"},{"timestamp":1787838437,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:47:17+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, you said it in March of this year","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838437095"},{"timestamp":1787838452,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:47:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I know I did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838452004"},{"timestamp":1787838454,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:47:34+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I remember","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838454002"},{"timestamp":1787838498,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:48:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yup, well, just in case, here you go","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838498492"},{"timestamp":1787838498,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:48:18+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838498977","attachments":["static/photos/1544346343467356.png"]},{"timestamp":1787838504,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:48:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"The Chernys can see that for themselves","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838504114"},{"timestamp":1787838505,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:48:25+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I asked to speak with you and you said is everything okay with Ollie, which I thought was quite sweet. Other than that there was the February tapes which I remember listening to leaving Miami","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838505992"},{"timestamp":1787838513,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:48:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you refuse to tell them the truth about that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838513103"},{"timestamp":1787838535,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:48:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You didn't answer my question in my email after promising you would, and you didn't tell Sam Cherny about my suspicions on the 27th, which is why I ended up visiting","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838535889"},{"timestamp":1787838537,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:48:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t think Oliver would have lied to them","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838537783"},{"timestamp":1787838548,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:49:08+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You called me suck","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838548356"},{"timestamp":1787838550,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:49:10+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Scum","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838550138"},{"timestamp":1787838558,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:49:18+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"My teeth had just been knocked out","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838558199"},{"timestamp":1787838625,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:50:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"No, I comforted you when you had knocked your teeth out, which you didn't deserve, because you were lying to and about me and trying to have me imprisoned to cover up what you and Oli did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838625973"},{"timestamp":1787838638,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:50:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"So don't you *dare* fucking whinge at me, Damien","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838638268"},{"timestamp":1787838645,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:50:45+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You have whinged enough and done enough","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838645283"},{"timestamp":1787838657,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:50:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Here, by the way, are my messages to you the morning I visited","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838657091"},{"timestamp":1787838657,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:50:57+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838657755","attachments":["static/photos/28128682036750958.png"]},{"timestamp":1787838673,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:51:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you not pass on a message to Sam Cherny then, if you believed they weren't in a relationship?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838673551"},{"timestamp":1787838685,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:51:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you not tell the Chernys afterwards, when I asked you to?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838685010"},{"timestamp":1787838695,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:51:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why did you tell me \"try getting me into a courtroom\"?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838695047"},{"timestamp":1787838712,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:51:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why the FUCK did you try to do what you tried and have now failed to do?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838712274"},{"timestamp":1787838721,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:52:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"It is time for you to stop whining and instead explain yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838721140"},{"timestamp":1787838730,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:52:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am sick to fucking death of having to ask and ask and ask","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838730207"},{"timestamp":1787838742,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:52:22+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I call you scum now because you are scum","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838742080"},{"timestamp":1787838783,"iso":"2026-08-27T14:53:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You can choose whether to begin to be better than scum, but right now I am quite happy to put that judgement online along with the rest of our conversations and I doubt there is anyone who will hold it against me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787838783597"},{"timestamp":1787839366,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:02:46+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you can begin by apologising to me fucking PROFUSELY for saying that \"violating bail conditions\" that you had imposed by lying to the police, and which I violated by telling him I forgave him, is \"me bringing this on myself\"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787839366479"},{"timestamp":1787839375,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:02:55+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How absolutely fucking DARE you say that to me","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787839375755"},{"timestamp":1787839450,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:04:10+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should worry less about whether I call you scum and more about whether everyone else will","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787839450394"},{"timestamp":1787840210,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:16:50+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You think I’ve spoken to the police?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840210039"},{"timestamp":1787840403,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:20:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could you please stop these stupid fucking questions? No. I think you should have spoken to them to correct what Oli said. I think you shouldn’t have deleted your messages. I think you shouldn’t have told me “try getting me into a courtroom”, and refused to tell the Chernys the truth either. What the fuck do you think I think? What do you think anyone thinks? Stop wasting my time. You have wasted enough of it and tried to waste much more. What you have done and tried to do is unforgivable. Stop this bullshit and give me a proper answer.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840403497"},{"timestamp":1787840468,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:21:08+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How much longer do you want this conversation to get?: https://damien.chats.swhra.uk/#msg-ig-1787838783597","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840468033"},{"timestamp":1787840785,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:26:25+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"WHY DID YOU COLLUDE WITH OLI TO HAVE ME PROSECUTED FOR LIES","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840785118"},{"timestamp":1787840791,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:26:31+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840791730"},{"timestamp":1787840793,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:26:33+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"ANSWER ME","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840793336"},{"timestamp":1787840795,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:26:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"NOW","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840795795"},{"timestamp":1787840798,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:26:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"CHRIST","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840798795"},{"timestamp":1787840847,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:27:27+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why are you STILL trying to see if you can make me suffer the consequences of your choices?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840847302"},{"timestamp":1787840854,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:27:34+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840854390"},{"timestamp":1787840857,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:27:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Fucking now","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840857370"},{"timestamp":1787840928,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:28:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should have months ago, but having failed to do the right thing at every single previous opportunity, having tried to make me suffer the costs of your actions until trying failed, you should now, not in several hours, not in several hundred more messages, not in a month’s time, not in January, NOW","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787840928853"},{"timestamp":1787841099,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:31:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Please you’re putting my blood pressure up with these caps.","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787841099065"},{"timestamp":1787841115,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:31:55+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I haven’t spoken to the police!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787841115528"},{"timestamp":1787841165,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:32:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I mean sure? But I don’t know what his statement is?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787841165397"},{"timestamp":1787841319,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:35:19+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could you please stop pretending to be a lobotomised idiot, and take actual responsibility for what you tried to do to me? Is that maybe the bare minimum one can expect?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787841319472"},{"timestamp":1787841361,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:36:01+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I spent seven or eight hours on the phone with you - you can listen to them on YouTube - “what statement?” is not going to cut it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787841361027"},{"timestamp":1787841364,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:36:04+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay we’re not on the same page here. Have you seen his statement","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787841364900"},{"timestamp":1787841384,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:36:24+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll correct it if needs be?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787841384069"},{"timestamp":1787841493,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:38:13+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"This is not a serious response - I will give you a chance to give me a serious response that actually confronts the record of this conversation, of our calls, of what you knew, and of what you tried to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787841493085"},{"timestamp":1787841522,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:38:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Not this “I am newborn baby, what is statement??” routine","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787841522289"},{"timestamp":1787842532,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:55:32+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Reacted 😂 to your message ","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787842532710"},{"timestamp":1787842539,"iso":"2026-08-27T15:55:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Have you seen his statement?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787842539580"},{"timestamp":1787844104,"iso":"2026-08-27T16:21:44+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Yes, Damien, and I have discussed both statements with you in painstaking detail: https://youtu.be/v8x0R-rlTC0?si=nPvjnsOtqGKFZnqV&t=997 (among many other points in those calls and elsewhere in our messages, as the Chernys and everyone else can see)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787844104584"},{"timestamp":1787845599,"iso":"2026-08-27T16:46:39+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You know I was drunk at the bar when we were talking right? And then I had a head injury 🤕","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787845599846"},{"timestamp":1787845605,"iso":"2026-08-27T16:46:45+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Can I see his statement?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787845605896"},{"timestamp":1787845650,"iso":"2026-08-27T16:47:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I have sent it to you many times, Damien, but if I seriously have to indulge this performance, here you go: https://mg3.swhra.uk/","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787845650981"},{"timestamp":1787847030,"iso":"2026-08-27T17:10:30+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Okay I’ll spend some time going though this annotating where I see fit!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787847030083"},{"timestamp":1787847866,"iso":"2026-08-27T17:24:26+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"Probably tomorrow","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787847866029"},{"timestamp":1787850009,"iso":"2026-08-27T18:00:09+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Well, I appreciate that, but there is also the small matter of why you spent three months refusing to do so, telling me you would have me imprisoned for asking you to do so, etc, and deleted your messages with Oli from that night in which you presumably, at best, agreed not to contradict his false account, and at worst helped him formulate it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787850009079"},{"timestamp":1787850217,"iso":"2026-08-27T18:03:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You should have said this at the end of May, but you didn’t - you spent weeks ignoring me entirely, and then told me:\n\n> I’m sorry, it’s vaguely frustrating that you write reams of messages about something that I have seriously no interest in!!!\n\nand:\n\n> If you had paid any heed to what I told you instead of badgering on, and dragging everyone into this, I [am] pretty sure you would have been happier with the outcome!","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787850217913"},{"timestamp":1787851968,"iso":"2026-08-27T18:32:48+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"You know Oli, he wouldn’t asked me to that. You haven’t behaved perfectly","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787851968257"},{"timestamp":1787851977,"iso":"2026-08-27T18:32:57+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I don’t like being dragged into crap","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787851977913"},{"timestamp":1787851987,"iso":"2026-08-27T18:33:07+01:00","sender":"Damien","content":"I’ll give my honest review","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787851987287"},{"timestamp":1787855180,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:26:20+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Could you give me a slightly better answer than that?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787855180977"},{"timestamp":1787855196,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:26:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I feel like I am not asking very much, after the last few months, and after what you have tried to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787855196950"},{"timestamp":1787855661,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:34:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"For starters, why did you say this, why did you refuse to tell the truth for several months, why did you support a lie on the basis of which I was being prosecuted, why did you threaten to report me to the police for asking you hard questions or telling others about what you were saying and doing, why did you delete your messages with Oli from that night, and why are you still telling me — which is clearly a lie — that you don’t remember what you discussed?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787855661522"},{"timestamp":1787855680,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:34:40+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I think you owe me a proper explanation, and not just “oh yeah I was always saying what I’m saying now”","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787855680014"},{"timestamp":1787855784,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:36:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Because I do have a memory, and, what’s more, I have logs, recordings, etc, so this kind of deranged gaslighting doesn’t really work","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787855784958"},{"timestamp":1787855846,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:37:26+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I am glad - not grateful, but glad - that you are now saying what you always should have said, but I will keep the record of what you tried to do public, and your present words are not very convincing when set against it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787855846519"},{"timestamp":1787856771,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:52:51+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I also assume from your final collapse that the situation (the lie told to the Chernys, that is) is now beyond salvage","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787856771822"},{"timestamp":1787856819,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:53:39+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"But I would like a serious explanation of why the FUCK you thought any of this was ok","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787856819850"},{"timestamp":1787856878,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:54:38+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And why you refused to tell the truth, tried to evade court, conspired to give false statements to the police, refused to correct them, intermittently lied to my face that you hadn’t known of our relationship and that I had hallucinated it, etc","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787856878557"},{"timestamp":1787856894,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:54:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How dare you try to do that to me, and how dare you try to get away now with pretending that none of it happened","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787856894270"},{"timestamp":1787856903,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:55:03+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Why won’t you stand by what you did?","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787856903546"},{"timestamp":1787856915,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:55:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Either stand by it or beg for forgiveness","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787856915065"},{"timestamp":1787856921,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:55:21+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I don’t know what the fuck else there is to do","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787856921094"},{"timestamp":1787856996,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:56:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I could forgive you but I am still going to keep the record public, and as it stands the record shows someone doing something absolutely unforgivable, tormenting, mocking, and threatening me for several months to try to stop me from asking anyone for help, and then doing and saying absolutely nothing that seriously confronts what happened","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787856996799"},{"timestamp":1787857050,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:57:30+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And you failed only because I didn’t listen to everyone’s advice, didn’t cave in response to your many, many threats, and insisted on dragging the matter into the light, while you called me mad and told me that my doing this was proof that I was a ‘stalker’","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787857050299"},{"timestamp":1787857055,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:57:35+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How fucking dare you do what you did","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787857055644"},{"timestamp":1787857074,"iso":"2026-08-27T19:57:54+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And then think that this, fucking *this*, is an adequate reckoning with it","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787857074412"},{"timestamp":1787857258,"iso":"2026-08-27T20:00:58+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"You seem to be expecting a forgiveness that hardly matters when everyone can judge for themselves (and I am *not* frightened by your ridiculous and empty threats of a libel action - there is a reason I called defamation my favourite tort, and that is because it stands or falls on truth)","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787857258532"},{"timestamp":1787857477,"iso":"2026-08-27T20:04:37+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"I mean, how fucking dare you say this, for instance, which presumably was an implied threat to repeat that to others - it is not true, you knew it was not true, and I would like you to explain yourself","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787857477035"},{"timestamp":1787857732,"iso":"2026-08-27T20:08:52+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"What a grotesque thing to say about something that was actually decent","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787857732401"},{"timestamp":1787857968,"iso":"2026-08-27T20:12:48+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787857968573","attachments":["static/photos/1384824263071872.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1787858175,"iso":"2026-08-27T20:16:15+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"How dare you think it was your right to say disgraceful things about me that were not true while scolding me and threatening me for saying things about you that *were* true in order to set the record straight","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787858175881"},{"timestamp":1787858196,"iso":"2026-08-27T20:16:36+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"And please don’t think “how dare you?” is a rhetorical question - I would like a proper answer","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787858196821"},{"timestamp":1787859924,"iso":"2026-08-27T20:45:24+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787859924306","attachments":["static/photos/841295865679188.jpg"]},{"timestamp":1787859942,"iso":"2026-08-27T20:45:42+01:00","sender":"Sam","content":"Welcome to the future and the past","platform":"Instagram","msgId":"msg-ig-1787859942067"}]